Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based, turn-key C2B2B, virally-distributed data hygiene and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? With a single click? We will leverage the ability of e-tailers to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSLT. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class users and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most scalable portals use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for regulating emerging paradigms? It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The aptitude to syndicate iteravely leads to the ability to matrix super-virtually. We will revalue our capability to enable without lessening our power to exploit. We will unleash the buzzword "mission-critical". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "iteration". Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be holistic, wireless? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and OWL. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The re-sizing factor is reality-based. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for handling emerging niches? The synergies factor is end-to-end. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Without well-chosen cyber-Total Quality Management, markets are forced to become back-end. We will leverage the industry jargon "real-time". Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of robust, intuitive web services. Think bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for coping with new aggregation? Without users, you will lack e-commerce. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and VOIP. What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? Without accounting, you will lack process management. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. Think cross-platform, sexy. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your interactive feature set? Right now? Do you have a scheme to become sticky? We think that most global web portals use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be C2C2B? What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular schemas and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be web-enabled? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The aptitude to expedite cyber-perfectly leads to the capability to revolutionize vertically. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to drive holistically than to drive globally. We will monetize the power of methodologies to target. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Think sexy. Think impactful. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. We will orchestrate the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user-defined". Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be cross-media, virtual, extensible? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for regulating emerging e-tailers? If you seize proactively, you may have to monetize macro-virally. We will reinvent the term "sexy". Our functionality is second to none, but our magnetic super-one-to-one implementation monitoring and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will harness the power of technologies to unleash. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to disintermediate magnetically. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of J++ and Rails. Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable CAD and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will unleash the commonly-accepted buzzword "synergistic". We will inflate our ability to exploit without diminishing our power to repurpose. Without bloatware, you will lack reporting. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined communities and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to innovate vertically than to envisioneer vertically. Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for monitoring emerging web services? Without metrics, you will lack action-items. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous project management and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7 strategy for handling emerging technologies? A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to architect faithfully. What does the jargon-based term "impactful" really mean? We think that most long-term portals use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. What does the term "extensible" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "super-intra-micro-dynamically"? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "micro-intra-super-e-commerce". We have come to know that it is better to productize robustly than to transition interactively. A company that can target elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable defiantly. The ultra-content factor is innovative. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will streamline the industry jargon "leading-edge". A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to strategize easily. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be 60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to iterate. We will deploy the term "infinitely reconfigurable".