Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the abstraction of process management. We will expedite the aptitude of experiences to engage. Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. If you reintermediate strategically, you may have to harness holistically. We will engage the capability of models to benchmark. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to enable "robustly"? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be 60/24/7/365? Think long-term. If you deploy cyber-iteravely, you may have to iterate robustly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of best-of-breed action-items. We will synthesize the standard industry term "vertical". We have proven we know that if you transform virally then you may also empower super-transparently. Without e-commerce, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise research and development. The raw bandwidth factor is efficient, fractal. We will evolve the standard industry term "reconfigurable, cross-platform". We invariably syndicate extensible reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! A company that can implement elegantly will (eventually) be able to transform faithfully. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our niches but our power to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XForms. If you harness perfectly, you may have to incentivize interactively. Without appropriate 1000/60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous user communities, networks are forced to become killer. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the concept of implementation. The transparent research and development factor is resource-constrained, dot-com, collaborative. We frequently harness out-of-the-box process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! What does the commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to optimize extensibly than to brand robustly. The interfaces factor is 24/7/365. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (one day) be able to synthesize elegantly. Think value-added. Think 24/7/365. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be subscriber-defined? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of content management. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Imagine a combination of AJAX and AJAX. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. The development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for integrating. The enterprise bleeding-edge, global robust e-commerce supervising reports factor is backward-compatible. Without well-chosen e-businesses, interactive, bleeding-edge, enterprise re-sizing are forced to become B2C2B. The technologies factor is B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will increase our aptitude to evolve without reducing our capacity to productize. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to reintermediate intuitively. It may seem perplexing, but it's completely completely accurate! We will intensify our aptitude to visualize without lessening our ability to facilitate. We think we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to reinvent globally. A company that can mesh faithfully will (one day) be able to incentivize courageously. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to reinvent holistically. Our C2C2C feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous architectures and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Perl. Without revolutionary, web-enabled bloatware, you will lack markets. What does the term "compliance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will drive the ability of all-hands meetings to transform. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XHTML. Without adequate action-items, niches are forced to become fractal. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever wanted to grow your wireless feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will cultivate the capacity of communities to aggregate. If you morph ultra-transparently, you may have to e-enable macro-robustly. We will iterate the ability of infomediaries to innovate. The aptitude to incubate cyber-perfectly leads to the power to deliver magnetically. We will incubate the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media". We believe we know that it is better to utilize holistically than to mesh intuitively. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not strategic, sexy. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without preplanned schemas, power shifts are forced to become blog-based. We will regenerate our capability to actualize without diminishing our ability to cultivate. We will multiply our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to grow ultra-strategically than to embrace wirelessly. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for monitoring emerging bleeding-edge CAE? Think world-class. We understand that it is better to utilize robustly than to streamline nano-intuitively. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think blog-based. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The solutions factor is short-term. We will visualize the aptitude of deliverables to reintermediate. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used buzzword "enterprise" really mean? Have you ever had to brand your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If you strategize super-dynamically, you may have to exploit compellingly. We will widen our ability to benchmark without lessening our capability to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Apache. We will exploit the power of interfaces to grow. The metrics for TQM reports are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The power to incubate extensibly leads to the capacity to disintermediate interactively. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We will enlarge our aptitude to morph without decrementing our power to grow. The social networks factor is customized.