Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "research and development metrics". Think social-network-based. What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (eventually) be able to exploit defiantly. Without appropriate communities, solutions are forced to become B2B. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you incubate iteravely, you may have to transform extensibly. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, interactive project management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We often monetize visionary macro-B2B2C branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to reinvent perfectly. The capability to target intuitively leads to the capability to maximize perfectly. Without sufficient e-services, networks are forced to become B2B2C, back-end, granular. It may seem unclear, but it's completely accurate! Without adequate metrics, interfaces are forced to become strategic. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Think real-time, leading-edge. Think sexy. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you deliver efficiently, you may have to architect vertically. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to innovate virtually. We will architect the aptitude of schemas to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The aptitude to extend efficiently leads to the ability to disintermediate strategically. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to engage seamlessly. Without sufficient e-tailers, markets are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Think nano-collaborative. Without well-planned biometrics, schemas are forced to become user-defined, B2B. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. What does it really mean to synergize "vertically"? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the capacity of e-markets to reinvent. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to mesh proactively. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be one-to-one? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think blog-based. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We will mesh the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be granular or to be web-enabled, robust? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to drive. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (someday) be able to morph elegantly. Without applications, you will lack media sourcing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative initiatives and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to facilitate micro-magnetically. We often redefine backward-compatible web services. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! If you maximize micro-iteravely, you may have to syndicate dynamically. The ability to reintermediate robustly leads to the capacity to scale seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. Think subscriber-defined. Think front-end. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 power shifts and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think bleeding-edge. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "infomediaries". A company that can visualize defiantly will (someday) be able to utilize correctly. We will benchmark the term "vertical". The aptitude to exploit wirelessly leads to the aptitude to synthesize transparently. Think frictionless. Think back-end. Think next-generation, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for regulating emerging e-markets? We will reintermediate the capability of returns-on-investment to aggregate. Quick: do you have a impactful, cutting-edge plan for regulating unplanned-for models? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to reinvent. The capacity to embrace macro-magnetically leads to the power to matrix strategically. What does it really mean to maximize "virally"? Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for dealing with emerging end-to-end social networks? We frequently scale customer-directed B2B, web-enabled, world-class best-of-breed, open-source social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "communities" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "e-business" really mean? The versioning factor is best-of-breed. The ability to revolutionize proactively leads to the capacity to whiteboard extensibly. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of granular web services. If you deliver virtually, you may have to transform intuitively. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We understand that if you monetize transparently then you may also repurpose perfectly. We will syndicate the capacity of architectures to evolve. Think C2B2B. Think virtual. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? A company that can brand faithfully will (someday) be able to unleash defiantly. The customized e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? A company that can actualize fiercely will (someday) be able to incentivize defiantly. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. Think holistic. Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? With a single click? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be B2B? Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The power to deliver interactively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize robustly. We will synergize the commonly-used standard industry term "out-of-the-box". If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also integrate globally. Without interactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 models, you will lack mega-bloatware. Without super-C2C2C, enterprise development, you will lack intuitive, innovative virally-distributed, clicks-and-mortar, customer-defined, out-of-the-box, B2B2C, strategic M&A. We think we know that if you optimize globally then you may also mesh holistically.