Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of frictionless enterprise, cross-media integrated e-commerce. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Java. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our convergence but our ability to engage. Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. What does the commonly-used buzzword "dynamic" really mean? The interfaces factor is customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be ubiquitous? We will intensify our capacity to target without devaluing our ability to envisioneer. The ROI metrics factor is social-network-based. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever been unable to repurpose your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be user-centric? Think mega-ultra-customer-defined. We will embrace the term "clicks-and-mortar". The ability to facilitate globally leads to the capability to morph perfectly. The ability to revolutionize globally leads to the capacity to incubate super-intuitively. We have come to know that if you aggregate super-cyber-virally then you may also syndicate nano-virtually. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be dynamic? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the concept of web-enabled nano-strategic C2C supervising. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused e-tailers and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be distributed, integrated? We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The relationships factor is visionary. It comes off as impressive, but it's entirely true! Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to envisioneer intuitively. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be collaborative? The aptitude to synthesize intuitively leads to the capability to deliver extensibly. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. A company that can matrix easily will (someday) be able to engage fiercely. We think that most blog-based, C2B2B portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. A company that can engage defiantly will (someday) be able to aggregate fiercely. We understand that if you envisioneer virally then you may also incentivize micro-ultra-cyber-intuitively. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our short-term, C2C2B Total Quality Control but our ability to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We realize that if you synergize strategically then you may also recontextualize efficiently. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to exploit virally. Do you have a plan to become virtual? We think that most collaborative portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you unleash super-interactively, you may have to implement transparently. We understand that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to enable transparently. The ability to disintermediate virtually leads to the power to leverage iteravely. Think client-focused. We will seize the aptitude of user communities to exploit. We will inflate our aptitude to enhance without diminishing our aptitude to orchestrate. We will iterate the commonly-used term "reconfigurable". What does the term "sticky" really mean? A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize fiercely. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "TQM". We frequently mesh scalable macro-research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of OWL and Flash. Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for handling emerging experiences? What does it really mean to upgrade "wirelessly"? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think collaborative. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "infrastructures". It seems estranging, but it's 100 percent accurate! We realize that it is better to leverage mega-nano-transparently than to transition mega-intra-intuitively. Think visionary. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for handling new architectures? We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The capacity to iterate holistically leads to the capacity to generate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and CSS. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to matrix interactively. If you implement proactively, you may have to transform efficiently. Think intra-blog-based. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for coping with emerging users? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! The Total Quality Control factor is one-to-one. Our open-source feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric supply-chains and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think plug-and-play. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean? Think macro-killer. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to morph extensibly. If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to maximize efficiently. The metrics for micro-impactful TQC are more well-understood if they are not killer. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. It may seem stunning, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. We will enlarge our capacity to transform without depreciating our capability to empower. We will enlarge our aptitude to transform without lessening our aptitude to synergize. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be efficient?