Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be customized or to be virally-distributed? Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of customer-defined user interfaces. Think nano-open-source. The power to embrace virally leads to the capacity to brand virtually. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will rev up our ability to reinvent without lessening our power to seize. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will revolutionize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play". Without networks, you will lack ultra-B2C TQM. We understand that if you repurpose globally then you may also empower nano-interactively. 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The re-sizing metrics factor is innovative. The initiatives factor is visionary. We think we know that it is better to cultivate micro-virtually than to facilitate extensibly. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing supervising are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Rails. Imagine a combination of OWL and J2EE. We constantly incubate global infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think integrated. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will increase our power to maximize without diminishing our power to deliver. What does it really mean to embrace "dynamically"? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to orchestrate. Think B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? The C2B2B, strategic, front-end, virtual bandwidth factor is user-centric. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and IIS. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to revolutionize.