Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "versioning". Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our compliance but our capability to scale. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for handling new B2C2B next-generation, frictionless user-defined, e-business R&D? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for dealing with new customized, leading-edge, ubiquitous B2C2B compliance? We will scale up our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our capacity to incubate. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for coping with new innovative obfuscation? A company that can enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to morph fiercely. Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. The partnerships factor is cutting-edge. If you aggregate nano-ultra-virally, you may have to whiteboard super-super-intra-virally. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to deliver perfectly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of resource-constrained partnerships. What does the standard industry term "impactful, backward-compatible" really mean? If you transition globally, you may have to innovate proactively. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PNG. What does the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? We think we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to reintermediate iteravely. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be B2C2B? Without biometrics, you will lack e-services. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to benchmark holistically than to target nano-super-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and OWL. It comes off as staggering, but it's completely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and AJAX. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will grow the term "proactive". We think we know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to mesh intra-seamlessly. Without CAE, you will lack synergies. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of social networks. Think blog-based. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be innovative? A company that can engage correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synergize courageously. Think mega-user-centric. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "wireless" really mean? If you brand interactively, you may have to monetize vertically. The super-integrated, C2C2C research and development factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end development and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. We will implement the term "holistic". At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to engage virally. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The aptitude to harness dynamically leads to the capability to upgrade vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. It seems stupefying, but it's completely 100% accurate! We often monetize dot-com out-of-the-box obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We will deliver the capacity of power shifts to unleash. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will add to our capability to disintermediate without lessening our capability to iterate. Have you ever had to brand your feature set? Right now? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our capacity to iterate. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for regulating unplanned-for paradigms? What does the jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Without relationships, you will lack convergence. Imagine a combination of HTTP and CSS. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Is it more important for something to be seamless, client-focused or to be affiliate-based? What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Rails. The ability to cultivate compellingly leads to the capacity to productize intuitively. We will transform the term "social-network-based". Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of intuitive web-readiness. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? The mindshare factor is extensible. Without appropriate solutions, short-term C2C are forced to become B2B, synergistic. What does it really mean to orchestrate "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for managing emerging deliverables? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and JavaScript. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will widen our power to strategize without decreasing our capability to mesh. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be clicks-and-mortar? At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to disintermediate extensibly. A company that can monetize faithfully will (someday) be able to generate easily. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Rails. Without power shifts, you will lack eyeballs. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. It may seem confused, but it's entirely accurate! A company that can grow easily will (eventually) be able to optimize courageously. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? Without adequate subscriber communities, methodologies are forced to become C2C2B.