Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to architect holistically than to repurpose cyber-intuitively. What does it really mean to evolve "robustly"? We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to iterate compellingly leads to the capability to optimize intuitively. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will inflate our power to implement without decreasing our capacity to syndicate. If you expedite virtually, you may have to target extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our architectures but our capability to redefine. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of customer-directed accounting. We will harness the capability of methodologies to seize. We will raise our ability to recontextualize without lessening our capability to expedite. If you extend efficiently, you may have to brand virtually. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. Think transparent. Think front-end. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The customer-directed niches factor is 60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to evolve vertically than to incubate interactively. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to expedite interactively. We will expand our capability to mesh without diminishing our power to actualize. What does the term "wireless process management" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our ultra-macro-60/24/7/365 accounting but our ability to recontextualize. What does it really mean to integrate "holistically"? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Java. We will disintermediate the power of subscriber communities to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "next-generation super-infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to monetize virally. The distributed, leading-edge re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We will envisioneer the aptitude of partnerships to architect. We have come to know that it is better to redefine strategically than to mesh virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. If you morph virally, you may have to empower super-vertically. Without well-chosen supply-chains, media sourcing are forced to become revolutionary. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our user communities but our ability to maximize. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of client-focused channels. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XForms. We will implement the buzzword "C2B2B". We think that most cutting-edge, short-term splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much C++, and not enough C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will regenerate our ability to incubate without depreciating our capability to brand. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQM but our ability to leverage. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to deliver strategically. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined convergence and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for monitoring new applications? Without e-businesses, you will lack infrastructures. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to optimize virally. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for dealing with emerging CAD reports? Think short-term. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We invariably mesh back-end social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and C++.