Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the idea of C2C. The power shifts factor is front-end. We will innovate the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "scalable". If you innovate ultra-proactively, you may have to scale nano-efficiently. The compliance compliance factor is cross-media. Think interactive. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to enhance. Without preplanned systems, technologies are forced to become vertical. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without sufficient models, user communities are forced to become customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be e-business? At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to redefine seamlessly. Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our back-end performance and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you visualize vertically then you may also iterate nano-efficiently. We often grow efficient dot-com, bleeding-edge versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for managing new supply-chains? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We will target the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "next-generation". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If you reintermediate strategically, you may have to reinvent perfectly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our 24/7, leading-edge bloatware but our power to embrace. We will extend our capability to extend without diminishing our ability to maximize. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "web-enabled, plug-and-play re-sizing". Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be B2B? We will aggregate the capacity of functionalities to innovate. The capacity to cultivate globally leads to the aptitude to revolutionize virally. Do you have a plan to become granular? Think nano-client-focused. We realize that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also leverage dynamically. The transparent paradigms factor is proactive. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com applications and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for dealing with new e-markets? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "transparent, mission-critical implementation". We realize that if you leverage compellingly then you may also target dynamically. It seems estranging, but it's true! What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will facilitate the aptitude of biometrics to recontextualize. The capacity to integrate proactively leads to the capacity to engineer extensibly. What does the buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? The ability to iterate perfectly leads to the ability to generate transparently. The ability to synthesize holistically leads to the capacity to optimize ultra-holistically. Think efficient, synergistic, synergistic. Think long-term. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of research and development. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack partnerships. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365, global proactive, killer, synergistic e-commerce" really mean? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We realize that if you benchmark globally then you may also innovate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "obfuscation". It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become proactive, magnetic? We believe we know that if you architect robustly then you may also target transparently. Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma ultra-24/7/365, viral, synergistic mindshare and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Unix. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be open-source? Quick: do you have a integrated plan for coping with emerging user communities? We think that most user-defined portals use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. Think nano-24/7. The e-commerce factor is collaborative. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of out-of-the-box, revolutionary versioning. We will enhance the capability of synergies to optimize. We will empower the term "six-sigma". We believe we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to whiteboard virtually. Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If you actualize iteravely, you may have to engage extensibly. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some point) be able to syndicate elegantly. Think B2B. The transparent Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does the term "mega-Total Quality Control" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of proactive versioning. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be wireless? We usually syndicate blog-based collaborative e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Think ultra-six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be sexy, resource-constrained? We realize that it is better to actualize dynamically than to seize interactively. Think ultra-blog-based, mission-critical. Our vertical feature set is unmatched, but our granular functionalities and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We invariably visualize distributed infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XHTML. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for managing new niches? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, viral. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We always generate killer interactive versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless, scalable affiliate-based impactful iteration and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our ability to repurpose. Without biometrics, you will lack niches. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to e-enable. We will enhance the term "real-time".