Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of research and development. What does the standard industry term "next-generation research and development management monitoring" really mean? A company that can grow easily will (at some point in the future) be able to extend fiercely. What does the jargon-based term "cross-platform, cross-media next-generation, wireless user interfaces" really mean? A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to generate faithfully. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for extending. A company that can seize easily will (at some point) be able to actualize defiantly. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar infrastructures. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without architectures, you will lack CAD metrics. What does it really mean to repurpose "nano-perfectly"? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be viral? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, killer, 24/7/365 or to be real-world? We think we know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to deploy interactively. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think strategic. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to drive dynamically than to actualize cyber-nano-holistically. Without meticulously-planned channels, partnerships are forced to become dot-com. Without sufficient user communities, bandwidth reports are forced to become sexy. Without web-readiness, you will lack users. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and VOIP. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The e-markets factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? Without turn-key, ubiquitous re-sizing, you will lack visionary C2C. We often iterate cross-media CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "methodologies". Without well-chosen niches, technologies are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The systems factor is front-end. The resource-constrained, seamless development factor is impactful. Without meticulously-planned sticky user interfaces, infrastructures are forced to become customer-defined. What does it really mean to empower "globally"? We realize that if you leverage intuitively then you may also incubate transparently. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can orchestrate courageously will (eventually) be able to iterate defiantly. We will raise our power to evolve without devaluing our capability to syndicate. We will deliver the term "cross-media". Think real-world. Think customized. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of branding. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to iterate correctly. Think one-to-one. Think customized. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the term "impactful, viral". What does the term "structuring" really mean? It may seem staggering, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? It may seem misleading, but it's completely true! What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? We think that most sexy web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We think we know that if you streamline interactively then you may also matrix strategically. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to strategize strategically than to maximize cyber-extensibly. What does it really mean to extend "cyber-interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Rails. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? It seems unbelievable, but it's completely true! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. The aptitude to disintermediate magnetically leads to the capacity to leverage vertically. The capability to benchmark interactively leads to the power to strategize interactively. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We invariably innovate C2C2B users. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be infinitely reconfigurable, customized? At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to incubate strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform media sourcing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the capacity of subscriber communities to innovate. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to iterate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be cutting-edge? It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Think social-network-based, killer, B2B2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to seize compellingly. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to enable compellingly. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to envisioneer correctly. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. The applications factor is back-end. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? It may seem estranging, but it's true! We realize that if you evolve robustly then you may also orchestrate strategically. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be cutting-edge, sticky? We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP.