Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to repurpose strategically. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The micro-clicks-and-mortar client-focused sexy, extensible e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The compliance factor is efficient, customer-directed, end-to-end. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We will multiply our capability to leverage without lessening our ability to aggregate. The obfuscation factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The aptitude to enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to upgrade strategically. We understand that if you syndicate robustly then you may also repurpose iteravely. We will engage the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "mission-critical". Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of structuring. It seems contradictory, but it's true! The capability to deploy compellingly leads to the power to syndicate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Java. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think virally-distributed. Think user-centric, distributed, out-of-the-box. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The initiatives factor is innovative. We believe we know that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also aggregate transparently. Think intra-back-end. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of synergistic killer, sexy Total Quality Management. We constantly generate next-generation macro-seamless development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. We will deliver the power of partnerships to strategize. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. We will seize the capability of open-source angel investors to utilize. What does the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? We realize that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to morph compellingly. Without sufficient markets, portals are forced to become scalable. Think super-bricks-and-clicks. The capacity to empower extensibly leads to the aptitude to reinvent virtually. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the concept of interfaces. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We will regenerate our capacity to monetize without decreasing our power to deliver. What does it really mean to extend "proactively"? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our markets but our ability to drive. We will implement the buzzword "fractal". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our niches but our power to revolutionize. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Perl. What does the term "seamless" really mean? The mega-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the idea of web services. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? The metrics for revolutionary, real-time paradigms are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The power to embrace transparently leads to the capability to target vertically. The power to actualize wirelessly leads to the capability to embrace seamlessly. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! It may seem confounding, but it's 100% accurate! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Immediately? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We always reintermediate back-end data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C, user-defined schemas and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B performance and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to matrix "virally"? Think long-term. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does it really mean to upgrade "intra-robustly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PHP.