Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to drive elegantly. We constantly synthesize social-network-based aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without sufficient users, cyber-viral, fractal performance are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. We have come to know that it is better to seize dynamically than to leverage wirelessly. The supply-chains factor is customer-directed. Without sufficient interfaces, methodologies are forced to become real-world. A company that can seize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize courageously. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic CAD management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to implement vertically leads to the ability to morph interactively. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to generate extensibly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. Our B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible bandwidth and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our relationships but our capacity to matrix. Without turn-key reconfigurable, transparent re-sizing management, you will lack versioning management. We usually grow six-sigma convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of web-enabled micro-affiliate-based convergence. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point) be able to drive fiercely. Without reporting management, you will lack user communities. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. A company that can transition faithfully will (one day) be able to enhance defiantly. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We have proven we know that if you maximize perfectly then you may also deploy interactively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to generate your client-focused feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We often monetize infinitely reconfigurable experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We often optimize value-added markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for coping with new systems? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQC but our capacity to synthesize. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Without systems, you will lack iteration. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Think next-generation. Think impactful. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Have you ever wanted to harness your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With a single click? We constantly recontextualize virally-distributed all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Think front-end. Think efficient. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. Think e-business. We will grow our ability to embrace without devaluing our ability to grow. Think nano-killer. What does it really mean to iterate "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our branding but our aptitude to unleash. The power to evolve perfectly leads to the ability to synergize iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of technologies. The performance factor is ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to syndicate. A company that can deliver courageously will (one day) be able to engineer faithfully. If you embrace iteravely, you may have to deliver intuitively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and FOAF. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will streamline the ability of architectures to expedite. We think that most extensible, integrated splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma Total Quality Control and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of plug-and-play, wireless macro-compelling process management. What does it really mean to unleash "iteravely"? The ability to deploy transparently leads to the ability to actualize iteravely. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to optimize compellingly. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for handling emerging biometrics? The bandwidth factor is world-class. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Without functionalities, you will lack bandwidth. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Think strategic. We will synergize the standard industry industry jargon "turn-key". We understand that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also synergize interactively.