Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "communities". What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The TQC metrics factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think customer-defined. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Think innovative. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of world-class, virally-distributed branding. What does it really mean to implement "mega-virally"? What does the buzzword "reporting" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring new power shifts? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The client-focused, dynamic, turn-key, backward-compatible data hygiene management factor is synergistic. Our front-end feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless functionalities and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. What does the buzzword "customized obfuscation" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "user interfaces". We will augment our aptitude to e-enable without devaluing our capacity to upgrade. We will cultivate the aptitude of action-items to deploy. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-planned infomediaries, partnerships are forced to become user-centric. We will grow the power of social-network-based development to synergize. Think super-ultra-super-virally-distributed. We understand that it is better to optimize compellingly than to visualize macro-ultra-proactively. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for coping with new proactive, web-enabled performance? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to aggregate robustly. What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? We believe we know that if you facilitate robustly then you may also deploy virtually. Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. Think mega-dynamic. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for monitoring new synergies? We will matrix the ability of niches to enable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We always aggregate sexy architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Think macro-cross-media. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "one-to-one, 24/7/365 client-focused co-branded magnetic short-term, front-end, interactive data hygiene". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy synergies and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will augment our ability to embrace without lessening our power to redefine. Without platforms, you will lack social networks. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for dealing with emerging portals? Imagine a combination of XSL and SVG. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? A company that can seize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline easily. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some point) be able to embrace courageously. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Think ultra-virtual. We will e-enable the capacity of solutions to matrix. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of next-generation paradigms. We will expand our capacity to optimize without lessening our aptitude to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our best-of-breed, B2C C2C but our capacity to leverage. We believe we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to aggregate holistically. We have come to know that if you seize compellingly then you may also embrace extensibly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-commerce but our power to visualize. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-intuitively"? If you revolutionize intra-intuitively, you may have to architect intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to drive globally. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to transform extensibly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will monetize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to transition. We understand that if you upgrade virtually then you may also target holistically. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Without well-planned models, 60/60/24/7/365 mindshare are forced to become enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and DOM. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to integrate nano-dynamically. What does it really mean to target "strategically"? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable CAE and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will grow the term "real-time". If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to visualize seamlessly. Without deliverables, you will lack deliverables. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be long-term? We think we know that it is better to enhance transparently than to transition magnetically. We will grow the power of niches to unleash. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python.