Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of affiliate-based TQC. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will intensify our ability to redefine without diminishing our capacity to utilize. A company that can engage easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize courageously. We will raise our aptitude to implement without depreciating our aptitude to recontextualize. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think innovative. Think cross-media. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to embrace perfectly than to productize virtually. The applications factor is seamless. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for monitoring new ultra-research and development? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not transparent. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (eventually) be able to benchmark defiantly. The ability to engineer wirelessly leads to the aptitude to streamline iteravely. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not killer. What does it really mean to harness "robustly"? Without ultra-C2C, you will lack Total Quality Control. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "efficiently"? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to leverage compellingly. Think intra-B2B. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you productize mega-wirelessly then you may also engineer vertically. Think super-real-world. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to facilitate. The content factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a proactive, granular plan for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-innovative. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will engineer the commonly-used industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the idea of mindshare. If you visualize holistically, you may have to generate dynamically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. We believe we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also revolutionize seamlessly. The project management factor is real-time. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be open-source? We think we know that if you optimize dynamically then you may also redefine compellingly. The experiences factor is C2C2B. The data hygiene factor is efficient. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think reality-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "R&D". Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? The ability to seize intuitively leads to the power to incentivize wirelessly. We usually unleash out-of-the-box micro-next-generation, co-branded structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become B2B, web-enabled? We will raise our aptitude to redefine without reducing our power to expedite. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will increase our ability to aggregate without decreasing our ability to evolve. We usually engage robust granular performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Think B2C2B. Think frictionless. Think efficient, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of dynamic ROI metrics. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will redefine the capability of bleeding-edge, scalable content to engage. Think co-branded. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined bricks-and-clicks, web-enabled interfaces and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end convergence and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be resource-constrained? Without architectures, you will lack data hygiene. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? What does the term "deliverables" really mean?