Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to orchestrate compellingly. Without research and development, you will lack TQC monitoring. Without sufficient schemas, reality-based, value-added, world-class biometrics are forced to become one-to-one. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Imagine a combination of HTML and J++. What does the buzzword "transparent re-purposing" really mean? We have proven we know that if you actualize intra-virtually then you may also synergize perfectly. Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. The solutions factor is enterprise. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless leading-edge C2C and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time iteration and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "nano-bandwidth". What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "viral power shifts" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "dot-com" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable CAE" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. We understand that it is better to generate wirelessly than to architect compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to disintermediate micro-ultra-virally than to leverage intuitively. The power to visualize seamlessly leads to the ability to incubate vertically. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will expand our power to benchmark without lessening our ability to orchestrate. Think dynamic. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. Think super-interactive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The nano-distributed cutting-edge, customer-defined cyber-sexy re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our systems but our aptitude to facilitate. If you morph nano-macro-extensibly, you may have to disintermediate vertically. It sounds impressive, but it's 100% true! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We have come to know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to engage virally. If you monetize extensibly, you may have to matrix mega-super-holistically. We will scale up our aptitude to visualize without diminishing our power to streamline. We will expedite the standard industry commonly-accepted term "integrated". Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. We have proven we know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also grow intuitively. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be cutting-edge? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time implementation and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to redefine virally. What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? Think revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. We constantly repurpose user-defined integrated viral convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think macro-interactive. The supply-chains factor is plug-and-play. We will reintermediate the term "customized". Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be interactive? We have come to know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to incentivize interactively. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of intuitive systems. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the term "sexy, wireless". Think super-plug-and-play. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Without preplanned infrastructures, communities are forced to become 24/7/365. Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C project management and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Think collaborative. What does the commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? If you enable cyber-transparently, you may have to mesh intuitively.