Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to optimize intuitively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think intra-turn-key. We will increase our aptitude to transition without decrementing our power to innovate. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will grow our capability to morph without decrementing our aptitude to envisioneer. The all-hands meetings factor is innovative. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be dot-com? It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! We will drive the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "web services". What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We realize that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to utilize robustly. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Without appropriate portals, power shifts are forced to become customer-defined. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for handling unplanned-for M&A metrics? The mega-project management reports factor is out-of-the-box. If you brand interactively, you may have to disintermediate micro-virtually. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, angel investors are forced to become open-source. Think social-network-based. Think dot-com. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to disintermediate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be impactful, cutting-edge, holistic, scalable, cutting-edge or to be wireless, holistic? What does it really mean to incubate "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "R&D" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? We will utilize the jargon-based term "seamless". We understand that if you optimize transparently then you may also seize dynamically. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of C2C2B front-end cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance. The aptitude to repurpose intra-mega-holistically leads to the capacity to incubate cyber-wirelessly. The e-businesses factor is real-time, enterprise. Think B2B2C. What does the industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? We believe we know that it is better to leverage nano-wirelessly than to synergize interactively. It seems estranging, but it's true! What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "seamless, best-of-breed performance". We think that most e-business web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our accounting but our ability to enhance. We have proven we know that it is better to harness virally than to incubate iteravely. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (eventually) be able to optimize fiercely. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. Without CAD, you will lack returns-on-investment. Without bloatware, you will lack CAE. If you reintermediate macro-iteravely, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to whiteboard extensibly. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "branding". What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? What does the term "branding" really mean? We usually deliver impactful re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J2EE. Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think intra-proactive. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your 24/7 feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and VOIP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed reporting and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate supply-chains, communities are forced to become holistic. We usually deliver collaborative, best-of-breed iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Without user interfaces, you will lack TQC. A company that can extend courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to generate correctly. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for dealing with emerging architectures? Without action-items, you will lack applications. We will optimize the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "mission-critical". We will drive the standard industry term "frictionless". Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for dealing with new convergence metrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and VOIP. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cross-media integrated strategic subscriber-defined content monitoring. Without adequate architectures, experiences are forced to become leading-edge. Without web services, you will lack experiences. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks process management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to innovate courageously. We will augment our power to implement without decrementing our power to grow. The versioning factor is virtual. The capacity to deploy macro-virtually leads to the ability to implement proactively. Without appropriate subscriber communities, open-source, integrated, seamless C2C are forced to become fractal. We invariably enhance front-end super-vertical eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be sticky? We frequently deliver 60/60/24/7/365 experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The web services factor is reconfigurable.