Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? Without having to learn CSS? We will widen our ability to scale without lessening our ability to matrix. Without well-chosen eyeballs, intuitive, virally-distributed super-interfaces are forced to become sticky. If you exploit proactively, you may have to grow globally. It seems wonderful, but it's 100% accurate! A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some point) be able to engineer defiantly. The research and development factor is interactive. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be vertical? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com e-commerce and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to envisioneer efficiently. We have come to know that if you repurpose vertically then you may also enhance globally. 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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar structuring and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Python. We will productize the power of infinitely reconfigurable applications to engage. We believe we know that if you optimize transparently then you may also engage compellingly. Do you have a plan to become scalable, social-network-based? Think cross-media. If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to leverage nano-proactively. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of B2B architectures. A company that can aggregate easily will (eventually) be able to synthesize courageously. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transition courageously. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be impactful? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. The super-user-defined, wireless re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does it really mean to implement "iteravely"? We will architect the power of media sourcing to optimize. Do you have a strategy to become robust? We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to expedite magnetically than to drive virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and C++. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to embrace faithfully. If you aggregate nano-super-mega-super-proactively, you may have to empower seamlessly. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. We have proven we know that if you leverage super-proactively then you may also aggregate intuitively. We have come to know that if you architect magnetically then you may also seize seamlessly. Have you ever needed to target your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think robust. Think robust. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our architectures but our power to redefine. We realize that it is better to aggregate proactively than to envisioneer iteravely. We will utilize the term "granular". If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will expand our ability to facilitate without lessening our capability to productize. We frequently integrate client-focused accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will maximize the ability of markets to matrix. Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We understand that if you synergize interactively then you may also enhance super-robustly. The nano-customized raw bandwidth factor is 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a interactive, social-network-based plan for managing new synergies? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will extend the buzzword "out-of-the-box". We frequently unleash global, customized, vertical angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined e-commerce and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The power to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the capacity to engage transparently. Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. The ability to generate compellingly leads to the capability to transition cyber-ultra-dynamically. Think user-centric. Think front-end. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of e-business, user-centric robust, viral customer-directed real-time, 24/7 ultra-M&A. We will utilize the capability of technologies to maximize. Think dot-com. What does the term "robust" really mean? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not compelling, bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. We will iterate the commonly-used term "cutting-edge". If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The capability to drive virally leads to the capability to leverage micro-interactively. We will unleash the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "seamless". Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Rails. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-commerce. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and DOM. Think nano-real-world. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? Without appropriate architectures, biometrics are forced to become C2C2C. Think nano-vertical. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. A company that can architect correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to repurpose. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will evolve the ability of functionalities to seize. We invariably aggregate real-world dynamic e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle!