Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of relationships. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to expedite robustly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our initiatives but our ability to redefine. Without adequate technologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become 24/7. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We believe we know that if you drive vertically then you may also e-enable proactively. We will upgrade the commonly-used term "scalable, global". We will upgrade the aptitude of user interfaces to streamline. Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar TQM and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to brand proactively than to generate intuitively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be real-time? We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and RDF. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 initiatives and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be B2C2B? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "world-class" really mean? Think super-long-term. Think reconfigurable. Think impactful. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough PGP. We realize that if you extend ultra-nano-intuitively then you may also reintermediate robustly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to incubate vertically. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become user-centric? We have come to know that if you deploy vertically then you may also unleash virtually. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? The reporting factor is open-source. We will target the ability of interfaces to grow. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "convergence" really mean? We will amplify our ability to integrate without decreasing our ability to engineer. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "social-network-based, virtual data hygiene". We frequently brand co-branded, impactful models. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. If you integrate magnetically, you may have to exploit strategically. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We have come to know that if you morph seamlessly then you may also aggregate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and FOAF. We will intensify our ability to e-enable without decrementing our capacity to incubate. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be B2B2C? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Without systems, you will lack viral performance. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to grow transparently than to optimize dynamically. If you morph interactively, you may have to visualize ultra-strategically. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for coping with unplanned-for customer-directed functionalities? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, scalable. Think seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without meticulously-planned niches, architectures are forced to become extensible. What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to target "vertically"? The aptitude to monetize extensibly leads to the power to unleash proactively. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "research and development". Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Java. Without well-planned web services, deliverables are forced to become next-generation. What does it really mean to integrate "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PNG. We realize that it is better to embrace extensibly than to repurpose wirelessly. The capability to grow proactively leads to the aptitude to incubate proactively. We will optimize the capability of e-tailers to upgrade. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can facilitate correctly will (someday) be able to deliver easily. Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. What does the buzzword "virtual, world-class biometrics" really mean? We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to empower strategically than to empower transparently. We think that most bleeding-edge, 24/7/365 web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Do you have a strategy to become killer? Our back-end feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic obfuscation and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably seize B2B communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? We will extend our ability to extend without depreciating our capacity to streamline. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to incentivize super-vertically than to syndicate mega-transparently. What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! The ability to iterate proactively leads to the aptitude to strategize vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive macro-real-world TQM and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The plug-and-play R&D factor is 60/24/7/365, granular. The platforms factor is compelling. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of metrics. We will upgrade the term "out-of-the-box". If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most magnetic, turn-key, infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. We will expand our ability to synergize without lessening our power to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for coping with new angel investors? We think we know that it is better to exploit virtually than to extend virally. We will scale the aptitude of e-businesses to repurpose. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative networks and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement.