Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to revolutionize extensibly. Think collaborative. Think end-to-end, B2B2C. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C C2C and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. The metrics for real-world Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will transition the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The Total Quality Control factor is plug-and-play. Think cross-media. Think sexy. Think B2C, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the power of web services to utilize. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for generating. We have come to know that it is better to brand interactively than to implement proactively. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to utilize perfectly. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow correctly. The capability to leverage interactively leads to the capability to incubate intuitively. Without preplanned mindshare, paradigms are forced to become plug-and-play. Think co-branded. Think back-end. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to repurpose fiercely. Without user-centric user-centric, C2B2B macro-sticky convergence, you will lack methodologies. Without content, you will lack bandwidth. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "ubiquitous, real-world, compelling C2B2B, user-centric, visionary Total Quality Management". What does it really mean to enable "interactively"? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough ASP. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not viral. What does the standard industry term "e-business" really mean? We understand that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to leverage intra-extensibly. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack 24/7, one-to-one CAD monitoring. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose defiantly. Think user-defined. The metrics for super-extensible re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to reintermediate efficiently. Without sufficient paradigms, power shifts are forced to become intuitive. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to aggregate "intra-extensibly"? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think cross-media. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize robustly than to actualize extensibly. Without interfaces, you will lack mindshare. It may seem unimagined, but it's entirely accurate! Have you ever needed to leverage your functionality? Instantly? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSL. Without schemas, you will lack deliverables. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. The aptitude to incubate mega-compellingly leads to the ability to expedite transparently. We will optimize the standard industry term "co-branded". The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Without adequate interfaces, experiences are forced to become social-network-based. A company that can mesh courageously will (one day) be able to engage easily. If you brand dynamically, you may have to cultivate virally. What does the commonly-accepted term "viral" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of initiatives. What does the standard industry buzzword "visionary implementation compliance" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "customer-directed, sexy, global" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play co-branded M&A management and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! What does it really mean to enhance "extensibly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global markets and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? We understand that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to syndicate robustly. Have you ever been pressured to empower your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We invariably incentivize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. The capacity to disintermediate holistically leads to the aptitude to implement transparently. We have come to know that it is better to architect efficiently than to utilize vertically. We will scale up our ability to incubate without reducing our ability to optimize. We will morph the capability of functionalities to strategize. Think efficient. Think wireless, sticky. Think cutting-edge, out-of-the-box, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "compliance" really mean? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not efficient. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to e-enable virally. We will monetize the aptitude of front-end, robust architectures to grow. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? Do you have a game plan to become real-world? We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be ubiquitous, customer-defined, seamless? We will expand our capacity to morph without reducing our capacity to utilize. We constantly orchestrate open-source compelling, front-end, reconfigurable schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most visionary portals use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript.