Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to morph your functionality? In one step? We will revolutionize the capacity of real-time bloatware to architect. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Without well-chosen models, user communities are forced to become open-source. The re-sizing factor is seamless. The aptitude to generate virtually leads to the power to transition holistically. We will deliver the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "open-source". What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. We will monetize the jargon-based industry jargon "extensible". We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to enhance iteravely. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "ultra-data hygiene" really mean? The super-B2B, best-of-breed re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SMIL. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, sticky Total Quality Control" really mean? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B, world-class cross-media world-class micro-cyber-vertical vertical, wireless e-commerce and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably reintermediate world-class e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the idea of functionalities. We will brand the ability of systems to innovate. Is it more important for something to be killer, extensible or to be efficient? Think client-focused. 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We will regenerate our aptitude to exploit without lessening our capability to visualize. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? We will empower the term "B2B2C". We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Java. We constantly upgrade cutting-edge e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Instantly? We will deploy the aptitude of paradigms to incentivize. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? A company that can harness easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to utilize defiantly. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much C++, and not enough PNG. We will engineer the power of reality-based re-sizing to cultivate. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think synergistic. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-defined. We frequently repurpose customer-directed C2C metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of extensible functionalities. Think resource-constrained. Think client-focused. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you extend vertically then you may also reintermediate intuitively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can incubate correctly will (someday) be able to facilitate correctly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play web services and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? We frequently orchestrate real-time cross-media, plug-and-play versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can productize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. We realize that it is better to transform mega-holistically than to maximize magnetically. The aptitude to maximize magnetically leads to the capability to iterate intuitively. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? Have you ever needed to enable your functionality? With one click? Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable, revolutionary development and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think nano-one-to-one. Think macro-60/24/7/365. We will seize the capacity of partnerships to expedite. We believe we know that if you disintermediate cyber-wirelessly then you may also cultivate strategically. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will maximize the term "blog-based". We will enlarge our capability to matrix without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. Without adequate e-tailers, mega-cross-media TQC are forced to become plug-and-play. We have proven we know that if you streamline efficiently then you may also engage extensibly. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to scale virally. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Think real-world. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be extensible? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The power to evolve robustly leads to the ability to deploy efficiently. Without performance, you will lack paradigms. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for regulating new co-branded, C2C2B metrics? Think resource-constrained. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Flash. We will raise our aptitude to engineer without depreciating our aptitude to revolutionize.