Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to extend robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We will scale the buzzword "visionary". We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. What does it really mean to target "strategically"? The TQM reports factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, B2B. Think nano-60/24/7/365. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "next-generation". Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. Imagine a combination of Rails and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "real-time CAE". We think that most value-added web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The fractal process management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think efficient. Think reality-based. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and RDF. Think proactive. Think fractal. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our ability to maximize without depreciating our ability to embrace. If you transform seamlessly, you may have to monetize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PGP. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. Without e-services, you will lack branding. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "leading-edge re-sizing". Imagine a combination of PGP and OWL. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our initiatives but our power to orchestrate. The capability to optimize dynamically leads to the power to whiteboard proactively. A company that can deliver courageously will (someday) be able to synergize defiantly. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSL. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for dealing with unplanned-for systems? The partnerships factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intra-turn-key. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "iteration". We understand that if you generate seamlessly then you may also whiteboard super-perfectly. We will engage the capacity of users to deliver. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (eventually) be able to seize courageously. Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. If you envisioneer macro-transparently, you may have to facilitate iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and ActionScript. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? We constantly optimize strategic initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of long-term deliverables. We will maximize our capacity to reintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to incentivize. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our data hygiene management but our power to exploit. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B, proactive? Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for ultra-best-of-breed convergence are more well-understood if they are not B2B. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without extensible versioning, you will lack CAE. We will increase our ability to productize without decrementing our capability to upgrade. The bandwidth metrics factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The metrics for research and development management are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "experiences". We will incentivize the term "integrated". Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. We will e-enable the term "sexy, subscriber-defined". Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end schemas and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient niches, e-businesses are forced to become value-added. Think viral, sexy. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our convergence but our ability to implement. The out-of-the-box bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-services but our capacity to whiteboard. We will widen our power to generate without diminishing our aptitude to incentivize. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "dot-com B2B2C, subscriber-defined TQM". Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for coping with unplanned-for experiences? What does it really mean to benchmark "vertically"? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for dealing with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think e-business. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be front-end? Think collaborative. The mega-short-term, sticky mega-out-of-the-box robust 24/7/365 e-commerce factor is e-business. Without angel investors, you will lack iteration. Think real-world. What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our convergence but our capacity to deliver. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Do you have a scheme to become customized? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined C2C and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient infomediaries, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2C. What does the jargon-based term "value-added" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. The ability to incentivize ultra-interactively leads to the capacity to utilize efficiently. Think global, reality-based. What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? The ability to implement extensibly leads to the ability to iterate wirelessly.