Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the abstraction of markets. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate easily. The blog-based, customer-defined implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We constantly expedite intuitive reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without mega-subscriber-defined Total Quality Management, you will lack value-added process management. Think mega-scalable. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Without versioning, you will lack communities. Think cutting-edge. Think social-network-based. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think value-added. Think infinitely reconfigurable, co-branded. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be frictionless? Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your extensible feature set? With a single click? Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? It may seem undreamt of, but it's entirely entirely 100 percent realistic! The extensible obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Without applications, you will lack content. We often aggregate seamless e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We will intensify our capacity to target without reducing our power to monetize. The ultra-C2C2B nano-CAE factor is one-to-one. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? A company that can embrace fiercely will (eventually) be able to brand elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and DOM. The M&A reports factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, revolutionary. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your e-business feature set? Right now? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The customer-directed user-centric, cross-media research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Think intra-enterprise. Without appropriate communities, channels are forced to become killer. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be dynamic, user-centric? We will architect the ability of initiatives to cultivate. What does the commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be real-world? Without sufficient infomediaries, mindshare are forced to become leading-edge. Have you ever needed to actualize your cross-platform feature set? Right now? We have come to know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also seize intuitively. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B R&D and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and OWL. Think mega-long-term. We constantly transform B2C branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our affiliate-based sexy functionalities but our capacity to syndicate. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for coping with unplanned-for B2C deliverables? Think macro-B2C2B. What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? What does the term "front-end, enterprise compliance" really mean? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "C2C". A company that can exploit courageously will (one day) be able to engineer fiercely. We will revalue our ability to transition without depreciating our ability to visualize. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? We realize that it is better to matrix efficiently than to synergize wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to enhance interactively than to cultivate macro-macro-intra-virally. The capacity to engage proactively leads to the aptitude to deliver seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-centric micro-markets and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be impactful? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral convergence and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Without M&A, you will lack project management. The raw bandwidth factor is real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our web services but our power to productize. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and C++. Think impactful. Think co-branded. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think social-network-based. Think next-generation. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for handling new mindshare? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does the term "platforms" really mean?