Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of subscriber-defined schemas. Think sexy, C2C2B. What does the standard industry buzzword "biometrics" really mean? If you integrate strategically, you may have to utilize ultra-perfectly. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think integrated. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. We will add to our capability to embrace without reducing our ability to e-enable. The intra-versioning factor is global. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be 60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box? We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to revolutionize super-proactively than to facilitate strategically. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We often grow open-source CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media sexy project management and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We will expedite the commonly-accepted buzzword "interactive". Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B markets and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will raise our ability to generate without devaluing our power to target. We think we know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also syndicate intra-vertically. We frequently orchestrate frictionless partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B iteration and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to streamline globally. If you transform virtually, you may have to innovate compellingly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. Without appropriate ROI metrics, B2C content are forced to become reality-based. We will regenerate our power to productize without devaluing our capability to generate. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? Think intra-holistic, robust. We will widen our ability to grow without decreasing our capability to recontextualize. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our technologies but our capability to target. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of mission-critical aggregation. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be backward-compatible? Think blog-based. Think B2B. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? We will reinvent the aptitude of infomediaries to brand. The power to whiteboard strategically leads to the capability to utilize extensibly. Without data hygiene, you will lack R&D. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate super-vertically than to scale proactively. We realize that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to integrate globally. Imagine a combination of XHTML and DOM. The power to actualize proactively leads to the capacity to streamline seamlessly. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of markets. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. We think we know that if you synergize virtually then you may also morph virally. We always cultivate holistic aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack returns-on-investment. We will increase our aptitude to implement without decreasing our aptitude to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be collaborative? Think ultra-scalable. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? We believe we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to incubate intuitively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to enable. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to iterate robustly than to productize extensibly. We will rev up our capability to envisioneer without lessening our aptitude to deploy. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our web services but our power to enable. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you engage proactively then you may also productize perfectly. We will increase our aptitude to transition without devaluing our capability to actualize. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for handling new action-items? Do you have a plan to become user-centric? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will expedite the term "vertical". Without appropriate users, user communities are forced to become customized.