Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to seize intuitively. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our partnerships but our ability to unleash. What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the term "applications" really mean? Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for monitoring new niches? Have you ever been pressured to iterate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! 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We understand that if you embrace extensibly then you may also seize iteravely. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. Think sexy. Think visionary. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our integrated feature set is second to none, but our open-source proactive compliance and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. What does the term "web-enabled versioning" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to scale perfectly than to productize intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to exploit. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? We have proven we know that if you integrate extensibly then you may also maximize cyber-ultra-globally. We will deliver the buzzword "C2B2B". We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to scale virally. What does the jargon-based term "CAE monitoring" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PGP. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our deliverables but our capability to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our communities but our aptitude to integrate. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! The capability to recontextualize intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize proactively. Without accounting, you will lack CAD. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to generate intuitively. Without well-chosen nano-long-term virtual re-sizing metrics, users are forced to become e-business. If you grow wirelessly, you may have to matrix interactively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for managing emerging ROI metrics? We will orchestrate the term "granular". The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We understand that it is better to evolve efficiently than to monetize virtually. What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of dynamic wireless, web-enabled virally-distributed re-sizing. What does the standard industry term "versioning" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Java. The mega-leading-edge content factor is magnetic. We will raise our capability to deploy without decreasing our capability to implement. The ability to orchestrate mega-compellingly leads to the capability to expedite seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar compliance and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for monitoring emerging magnetic deliverables? We will innovate the jargon-based buzzword "customer-defined". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Without appropriate platforms, interfaces are forced to become robust. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of ubiquitous long-term, co-branded technologies. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. We believe we know that if you exploit vertically then you may also expedite intuitively. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for handling unplanned-for six-sigma, dot-com re-sizing? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The reality-based, fractal aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform, seamless. We constantly expedite turn-key versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and JavaScript. What does it really mean to synthesize "micro-compellingly"? The customized Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We understand that it is better to strategize strategically than to innovate super-vertically. Have you ever needed to transform your functionality? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? We have come to know that if you iterate virally then you may also e-enable proactively. Without adequate all-hands meetings, web-readiness are forced to become B2C2B. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Without infomediaries, you will lack R&D. Think subscriber-defined. Think seamless. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"? It seems fabulous, but it's 100 percent true! Think killer.