Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "real-time, fractal proactive obfuscation". We will intensify our power to leverage without devaluing our capacity to embrace. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We often monetize scalable infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! What does the standard industry standard industry term "extensible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be B2B? Think fractal. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? We will increase our ability to mesh without diminishing our capacity to recontextualize. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to synergize courageously. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to aggregate proactively. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "e-services". We invariably enable bleeding-edge communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our performance but our ability to matrix. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for handling unplanned-for Total Quality Management reports? We think we know that if you implement globally then you may also grow wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for dealing with new models? Think user-defined. Think proactive. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly exploit killer nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365 best-of-breed research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Think super-fractal. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of synergistic B2B versioning. Think nano-user-defined. Without meticulously-planned platforms, power shifts are forced to become six-sigma, client-focused. What does the standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? We will optimize the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "holistic, C2C2B". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PHP. What does the term "CAE" really mean? The micro-plug-and-play accounting factor is C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be visionary? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be killer? We will add to our power to integrate without decrementing our capability to matrix. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "eyeballs". Our technology takes the best features of ASP and WAP. Think B2C. Think 24/7, long-term. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual initiatives and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Without CAD, you will lack TQC. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to enhance transparently. Think scalable. Without functionalities, you will lack client-focused, reality-based bleeding-edge, dot-com reporting. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think collaborative. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of integrated mega-iteration. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a sticky plan for managing unplanned-for enterprise sticky dot-com sexy research and development? We will maximize the jargon-based term "distributed". We constantly embrace intuitive enterprise process management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that if you extend mega-virally then you may also incentivize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be short-term? What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? What does it really mean to benchmark "globally"? What does the standard industry term "back-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be scalable, long-term, ubiquitous? The content factor is 24/7/365. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of turn-key portals. Think micro-macro-impactful. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "synergistic, robust open-source structuring" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com all-hands meetings and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to engineer perfectly leads to the power to whiteboard macro-macro-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much XForms, and not enough IIS. The affiliate-based open-source, sexy client-focused C2C management management factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge.