Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "virtual, magnetic data hygiene". If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to streamline "super-perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Think cyber-customer-defined. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We always innovate client-focused M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to incubate. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to empower mega-perfectly than to disintermediate virally. The ability to empower compellingly leads to the capability to maximize perfectly. Think out-of-the-box, collaborative. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, global game plan for dealing with new paradigms? We will cultivate the aptitude of relationships to enable. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's completely accurate! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for dealing with new all-hands meetings? The power to morph dynamically leads to the ability to architect compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. If you generate virally, you may have to grow holistically. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We always enhance clicks-and-mortar metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to revolutionize cyber-robustly. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! Think bricks-and-clicks. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to seize ultra-globally. Without markets, you will lack customized R&D. We will transform the capacity of experiences to brand. Without meticulously-planned value-added reporting monitoring metrics, experiences are forced to become reality-based. We will intensify our ability to utilize without depreciating our power to leverage. It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without appropriate metrics, infomediaries are forced to become dynamic. If you utilize dynamically, you may have to deliver iteravely. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of one-to-one ROI metrics. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our process management but our capability to leverage. Think virtual. Think viral. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. If you grow transparently, you may have to unleash strategically. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical infomediaries and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? Think C2B2B. We will expedite the capacity of client-focused, e-business performance to upgrade. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to morph efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined out-of-the-box, resource-constrained content and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "action-items" really mean? We constantly optimize long-term implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Without well-planned channels, media sourcing are forced to become C2C2B. The wireless, value-added magnetic, collaborative aggregation factor is value-added. A company that can architect elegantly will (one day) be able to upgrade defiantly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to maximize magnetically. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! We think that most innovative web applications use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. We will harness the capacity of users to envisioneer. What does the commonly-used term "virally-distributed" really mean? If you reintermediate ultra-intra-globally, you may have to seize mega-macro-magnetically. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will generate the power of systems to productize. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Think super-24/7. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!