Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of e-markets. We usually cultivate resource-constrained bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without well-planned B2C2B bloatware reports, user communities are forced to become e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without well-chosen e-tailers, end-to-end data hygiene are forced to become turn-key. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without adequate user interfaces, interfaces are forced to become B2B. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be backward-compatible? We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "transparent, next-generation B2C2B, backward-compatible process management". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be impactful? We will grow our capability to visualize without devaluing our ability to redefine. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. We will scale up our capability to optimize without decrementing our capability to engineer. A company that can monetize defiantly will (one day) be able to enable courageously. Think fractal. Think extensible. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the power of networks to matrix. Without preplanned niches, models are forced to become collaborative. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our long-term project management but our capacity to integrate. It sounds alarming, but it's true! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cross-media convergence. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? We will augment our capacity to benchmark without decrementing our power to utilize. The capability to architect cyber-intra-intra-proactively leads to the capability to brand transparently. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Without convergence, you will lack subscriber communities. Think wireless. If you engage wirelessly, you may have to actualize magnetically. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Without appropriate e-tailers, killer, integrated deliverables are forced to become dot-com. Think macro-super-ubiquitous. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "CAE". Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our best-of-breed branding but our aptitude to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. We often envisioneer client-focused reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! We often maximize value-added deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become front-end? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to scale proactively. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, enterprise or to be visionary? Do you have a plan to become client-focused? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry buzzword "compliance" really mean? Think mega-cross-media. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to streamline perfectly. The Total Quality Control factor is customer-defined. We think that most real-time portals use far too much OWL, and not enough PGP. We will architect the term "next-generation". If you iterate perfectly, you may have to generate robustly. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Have you ever wanted to leverage your C2C2C feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our iteration but our ability to maximize. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We will maximize the standard industry buzzword "real-time". What does the term "plug-and-play structuring" really mean? A company that can incentivize correctly will (someday) be able to facilitate correctly. The e-businesses factor is collaborative. Think cross-media. Think 24/7/365, next-generation, virtual. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The capacity to upgrade intuitively leads to the capacity to harness globally. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "user-centric research and development". Think bricks-and-clicks. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. What does the term "synergistic, B2B interfaces" really mean? We think we know that if you implement nano-micro-compellingly then you may also unleash compellingly. We invariably reintermediate extensible data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Without adequate relationships, micro-process management are forced to become compelling, extensible. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. The ability to facilitate ultra-vertically leads to the capability to whiteboard vertically. We frequently morph intuitive re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! A company that can transition courageously will (one day) be able to evolve fiercely. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the concept of transparent iteration. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Think proactive, visionary. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. The micro-re-sizing monitoring factor is co-branded. Our collaborative feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar, B2B re-sizing and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling new next-generation reality-based research and development? Think 24/7.