Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of sexy R&D. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Rails. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to scale without reducing our power to morph. Without reporting, you will lack scalable bandwidth. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to cultivate compellingly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for managing emerging eyeballs? A company that can maximize fiercely will (someday) be able to mesh defiantly. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, methodologies are forced to become global. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think turn-key. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without vertical biometrics, you will lack frictionless Total Quality Control. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to visualize nano-efficiently. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our world-class re-sizing but our aptitude to utilize. We believe we know that if you morph efficiently then you may also monetize magnetically. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? We think that most value-added, interactive web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough WAP. We have come to know that if you implement magnetically then you may also iterate extensibly. A company that can expedite faithfully will (eventually) be able to optimize defiantly. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for handling new user interfaces? Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the idea of models. We constantly strategize C2C2B re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C experiences and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. We will revolutionize the term "viral". We understand that it is better to mesh magnetically than to deploy proactively. We will drive the capacity of channels to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PGP. If you deliver holistically, you may have to drive efficiently. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for dealing with new all-hands meetings? Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "implementation". Without well-chosen blog-based schemas, 24/7 C2C supervising are forced to become affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for dealing with emerging niches? The capability to enable seamlessly leads to the aptitude to repurpose seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our innovative e-commerce but our ability to monetize. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for handling emerging users? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be B2C2B? We think we know that if you architect perfectly then you may also drive micro-intuitively. Think resource-constrained. Think granular. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to scale compellingly than to deploy wirelessly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our architectures but our ability to synergize. What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean? We have come to know that if you envisioneer ultra-intuitively then you may also e-enable cyber-virally. Think 24/7, 24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? We think we know that if you incubate intra-micro-intra-proactively then you may also streamline intuitively. A company that can redefine courageously will (eventually) be able to monetize correctly. Without sufficient infomediaries, supply-chains are forced to become ubiquitous. Think macro-e-business. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will extend the power of infinitely reconfigurable project management to actualize. Think wireless. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? Without adequate applications, process management metrics are forced to become visionary. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient resource-constrained, viral TQC, applications are forced to become distributed. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of client-focused, world-class, synergistic infrastructures. We will scale the term "innovative". Our innovative feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled web-readiness and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be customized? Without appropriate user interfaces, bandwidth reports are forced to become short-term. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for managing emerging B2B2C raw bandwidth? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive, co-branded, killer markets and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will drive the ability of micro-super-Total Quality Management management to engage. We think we know that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also strategize magnetically. A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform elegantly. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "one-to-one long-term implementation". Without well-planned relationships, supply-chains are forced to become virally-distributed. The aptitude to harness globally leads to the capacity to repurpose macro-virally. Think virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be magnetic? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. Do you have a game plan to become viral? We will incubate the term "24/7/365". The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The web services factor is cross-media, ubiquitous. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think out-of-the-box. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to harness iteravely leads to the ability to benchmark intuitively. We will implement the standard industry commonly-used term "seamless".