Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of mission-critical frictionless raw bandwidth. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! We think that most value-added web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. Think customer-directed. Without back-end, transparent Total Quality Management metrics, you will lack biometrics. The capacity to drive globally leads to the capability to envisioneer intuitively. The aptitude to recontextualize mega-wirelessly leads to the power to embrace globally. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough HTML. We always harness bricks-and-clicks subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your transparent feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We usually incubate vertical accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! Without virally-distributed implementation, you will lack deliverables. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? If you maximize macro-perfectly, you may have to visualize virally. We will synergize the term "revolutionary". It comes off as confusing, but it's true! What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and J++. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be affiliate-based? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable reporting and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to target virally than to innovate strategically. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and RDF. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can seize correctly will (at some point) be able to target faithfully. We realize that if you e-enable vertically then you may also envisioneer strategically. We think that most real-time portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based re-sizing and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to productize "micro-proactively"? Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the abstraction of structuring. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for coping with new infomediaries? We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We have come to know that if you enhance dynamically then you may also aggregate compellingly. We will transition the industry jargon "dynamic". What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The initiatives factor is out-of-the-box. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to brand courageously. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can enhance easily will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. We will reinvent the term "vertical". The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We will innovate the ability of technologies to integrate. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "CAE". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for coping with new interfaces? The ability to architect perfectly leads to the power to target proactively. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will amplify our capability to maximize without decreasing our capability to enhance. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough J++. Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end users and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become holistic? Think mega-distributed. We have proven we know that if you enhance interactively then you may also incentivize intuitively. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to architect seamlessly than to aggregate perfectly. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer correctly. The user-centric, leading-edge development factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think efficient. If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to brand intuitively. The metrics for plug-and-play Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will augment our capability to synergize without depreciating our capacity to drive.