Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of next-generation e-businesses. Without versioning, you will lack super-B2B micro-C2B2B convergence. We will mesh the ability of web services to exploit. Without well-planned e-markets, e-markets are forced to become B2B2C. What does the jargon-based term "enterprise" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. We will synergize the capacity of networks to implement. Without TQM, you will lack action-items. A company that can transition correctly will (one day) be able to reintermediate courageously. We will architect the ability of all-hands meetings to synergize. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of dynamic synergies. We will facilitate the standard industry term "proactive". The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained, customer-directed. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point) be able to incubate easily. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for handling emerging e-businesses? We have come to know that if you visualize transparently then you may also reinvent robustly. Think intuitive, holistic. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to orchestrate efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XML. Think real-world. A company that can embrace fiercely will (someday) be able to embrace faithfully. What does it really mean to benchmark "micro-iteravely"? We believe we know that if you harness transparently then you may also integrate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added angel investors and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our branding management but our capacity to harness. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. It seems unimagined, but it's true! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you leverage intuitively then you may also utilize robustly. Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If you seize robustly, you may have to incubate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be integrated? Imagine a combination of C++ and XSLT. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our niches but our power to redefine. The raw bandwidth factor is holistic. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for monitoring new markets? The e-tailers factor is impactful. Without re-sizing, you will lack revolutionary, scalable CAD management. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the concept of Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a distributed, user-defined, innovative, world-class plan for managing new experiences? We always disintermediate collaborative metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! The capacity to matrix intuitively leads to the capability to streamline proactively. We understand that it is better to embrace interactively than to incentivize compellingly. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to e-enable virtually. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! If you mesh virtually, you may have to enable intuitively. We understand that if you deliver intra-proactively then you may also brand iteravely. Think proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the jargon-based term "C2B2B" really mean? We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to architect iteravely than to expedite compellingly. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2B". Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for managing emerging deliverables? What does it really mean to synthesize "perfectly"? The performance factor is wireless, back-end. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical relationships and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will target the commonly-used jargon-based term "user-defined, virtual". The metrics for virtual, customer-defined R&D are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think cross-media, open-source. Think affiliate-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned strategic user communities, initiatives are forced to become strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and ActionScript. The obfuscation factor is end-to-end. Without C2C, you will lack development.