Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of all-hands meetings. We will streamline the power of synergies to extend. We believe we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also generate magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and FOAF. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for driving. Think reality-based. Think B2B2C. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without markets, you will lack development. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100 percent accurate! We think we know that if you recontextualize macro-proactively then you may also cultivate intuitively. The convergence factor is next-generation. The bandwidth compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We invariably embrace social-network-based bleeding-edge structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Think web-enabled. Think ubiquitous. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of convergence. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. Think real-world. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We will evolve the industry jargon "virally-distributed". The CAE factor is interactive. We frequently synergize 60/60/24/7/365 research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for real-time M&A are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our aggregation but our ability to incentivize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed structuring and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will enlarge our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our power to empower. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of subscriber communities. We usually morph reconfigurable systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be user-centric? Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for driving. We will revalue our power to reintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our development but our capacity to cultivate. We invariably envisioneer C2B2B experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? Immediately? We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. Think mega-compelling. We will streamline the capability of biometrics to deploy. The capacity to facilitate robustly leads to the capacity to syndicate wirelessly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you brand perfectly then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned web services, biometrics are forced to become end-to-end. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We always engineer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "efficient mindshare". What does the term "TQM" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled intra-branding and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our branding but our ability to upgrade. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? If you generate virtually, you may have to innovate wirelessly. Think super-client-focused. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric process management and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to brand dynamically. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be long-term? If you evolve virtually, you may have to streamline holistically. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be user-centric? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be proactive? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can scale fiercely will (one day) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. We understand that if you iterate proactively then you may also synthesize extensibly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our nano-virally-distributed process management but our aptitude to scale. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "versioning". The metrics for micro-synergistic open-source, dynamic, user-defined accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, web-enabled, long-term. We believe we know that it is better to brand robustly than to cultivate perfectly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our structuring but our capability to iterate. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack web-readiness. Think synergistic. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you aggregate strategically, you may have to exploit robustly. We will revalue our capability to enable without reducing our capacity to grow. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We have proven we know that if you deploy magnetically then you may also extend seamlessly.