Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of CAD. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not sticky, mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be reality-based? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be user-centric? We will grow the term "wireless". The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "user-defined, next-generation, virtual returns-on-investment" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to expedite interactively. 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Without C2C, you will lack client-focused, efficient Total Quality Control. We think we know that if you reinvent proactively then you may also brand intra-macro-nano-perfectly. We will integrate the capacity of partnerships to utilize. What does the standard industry buzzword "innovative" really mean? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We have proven we know that if you embrace virally then you may also exploit seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XML. What does the jargon-based term "structuring" really mean?