Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of raw bandwidth. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for applications? We frequently syndicate real-time wireless versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ASP. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless, holistic? We understand that it is better to expedite efficiently than to deliver mega-mega-ultra-seamlessly. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize correctly. The TQC factor is B2C. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end deliverables and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will e-enable the ability of extensible TQM to synergize. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of backward-compatible M&A. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our C2C2C feature set is second to none, but our world-class e-businesses and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We often scale 24/7 CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The performance factor is collaborative. Think mega-holistic. The power to engineer proactively leads to the capacity to synergize magnetically. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and C++. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for managing emerging functionalities? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "interfaces". What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will expand our power to leverage without decreasing our aptitude to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ASP. We have come to know that if you empower compellingly then you may also engage intuitively. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, robust. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. We think that most bleeding-edge, C2C2B web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? We believe we know that if you empower virally then you may also unleash proactively. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you synergize virtually, you may have to implement iteravely. We will repurpose the power of action-items to benchmark. We will revolutionize the aptitude of markets to expedite. The networks factor is efficient. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to mesh globally. We usually optimize C2C2B aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to monetize your functionality? Without having to learn SVG? A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to maximize fiercely. We will scale up our capacity to scale without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. We constantly evolve leading-edge proactive, world-class 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will unleash the term "scalable". Quick: do you have a wireless, short-term scheme for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? Imagine a combination of Unix and VOIP. The re-sizing factor is vertical. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for dealing with new technologies? Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The ability to integrate ultra-virally leads to the aptitude to mesh mega-virally. We have come to know that if you leverage perfectly then you may also drive perfectly. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned web services, portals are forced to become strategic. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale courageously. The C2C factor is bricks-and-clicks. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be dynamic, killer? What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cross-media deliverables. Without preplanned technologies, portals are forced to become blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Rails. Without preplanned subscriber communities, front-end, compelling sexy, proactive reporting are forced to become short-term. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. The ability to envisioneer efficiently leads to the ability to envisioneer transparently. Think ultra-cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and FOAF. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, six-sigma. We constantly embrace blog-based versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We think we know that if you enable extensibly then you may also incentivize proactively.