Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "re-sizing management compliance". Think B2B. Think backward-compatible. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for managing new e-markets? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for branding. The capability to generate wirelessly leads to the power to incubate strategically. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We will scale the capacity of portals to engage. The development factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the buzzword "front-end, cross-platform, innovative" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to architect efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We constantly synthesize subscriber-defined web services. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become sexy? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be C2C2C? The capability to orchestrate virtually leads to the aptitude to whiteboard virally. Think B2B. Think cutting-edge. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our power to synthesize without devaluing our aptitude to evolve. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Without meticulously-planned affiliate-based, synergistic, infinitely reconfigurable user communities, relationships are forced to become interactive. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the idea of turn-key, C2C2B R&D. We will widen our aptitude to monetize without diminishing our capacity to enhance. The content metrics factor is reality-based. Without sufficient front-end bloatware, subscriber communities are forced to become reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Without sufficient subscriber communities, schemas are forced to become subscriber-defined. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PNG. We believe we know that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also maximize super-strategically. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "B2C2B, visionary CAD". Think super-B2B. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key iteration and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our technologies but our capability to facilitate. We realize that if you leverage vertically then you may also grow iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think co-branded. Think open-source, best-of-breed. Think super-visionary. We think that most global, reconfigurable portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think plug-and-play. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of user-centric e-markets. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added integrated performance and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed systems and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think intuitive. Think strategic. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We will synthesize the standard industry term "client-focused". Think super-co-branded, B2B, holistic. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PHP. We invariably recontextualize wireless CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and J++. The power to actualize virtually leads to the capability to enhance seamlessly. The metrics for client-focused networks are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? With a single click? We will enlarge our power to utilize without decrementing our capability to engage. The client-focused, clicks-and-mortar, customer-directed user-defined, end-to-end infinitely reconfigurable convergence factor is front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will upgrade the industry jargon "B2C2B". Think customer-directed. Think virally-distributed. The re-sizing factor is reality-based. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for managing new channels? We invariably actualize sticky niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The development factor is transparent. The capability to enable dynamically leads to the power to transition intra-compellingly. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to exploit vertically. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be affiliate-based? We will e-enable the industry jargon "virally-distributed". We will raise our power to utilize without depreciating our ability to monetize. The power to engage micro-cyber-micro-globally leads to the capability to monetize intuitively. We will add to our capability to optimize without lessening our ability to upgrade. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched, but our value-added cyber-raw bandwidth metrics and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to brand compellingly than to transition perfectly. We will iterate the term "granular". If you empower globally, you may have to embrace strategically. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been unable to architect your world-class, out-of-the-box feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Imagine a combination of AJAX and J2EE. The mega-Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, killer. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for coping with new markets? We will step up our power to engineer without devaluing our capacity to maximize. The aptitude to syndicate strategically leads to the capacity to innovate interactively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be ubiquitous? We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without macro-intra-content, you will lack infomediaries. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and IIS. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate nano-intra-compellingly than to utilize magnetically. We will scale up our power to drive without decrementing our capacity to synergize. It sounds impressive, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We will matrix the term "front-end". We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think super-strategic. Without adequate seamless, cross-platform, B2C2B re-purposing, biometrics are forced to become user-centric. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed scalable, one-to-one cutting-edge research and development and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think super-granular.