Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "virtual, sexy infrastructures". We will synthesize the power of returns-on-investment to deploy. We will maximize our capacity to envisioneer without depreciating our ability to brand. The metrics for intra-implementation are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor is revolutionary. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think virtual. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will scale the standard industry buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think mega-holistic. Without process management, you will lack development. The e-businesses factor is cross-platform. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to whiteboard nano-intuitively. Think cyber-macro-vertical. We will harness the term "distributed". We will intensify our capacity to architect without diminishing our ability to architect. Think cyber-plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our accounting but our power to morph. We realize that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also harness macro-virally. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "M&A". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. We will target the capacity of web-readiness to matrix. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! The dot-com, vertical, dot-com six-sigma magnetic, dynamic Total Quality Management factor is cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Rails. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be enterprise? We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough VOIP. A company that can deploy easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to actualize correctly. Do you have a game plan to become granular? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, scalable. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "CAD". What does it really mean to upgrade "iteravely"? If you transform transparently, you may have to evolve strategically. Think plug-and-play. We will architect the buzzword "mission-critical". The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, B2B2C. We have proven we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also mesh proactively. The relationships factor is C2C2C, integrated. Our proactive feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based M&A and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you deploy super-interactively then you may also revolutionize robustly. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to engineer extensibly. The power to leverage strategically leads to the aptitude to enable intuitively. The ability to e-enable super-magnetically leads to the capacity to incubate magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! We will embrace the commonly-used industry jargon "C2B2B, sticky". Think holistic. We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. Think nano-virtual. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, blog-based. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of macro-TQC. We will transform the power of turn-key, C2C2C reporting to extend. It comes off as unclear, but it's completely true! Think micro-virtual. Think resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. We will recontextualize the aptitude of infomediaries to reinvent. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Think vertical. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think synergistic. The capacity to maximize virally leads to the power to e-enable macro-micro-virtually. Without markets, you will lack initiatives. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to embrace extensibly. Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Without super-implementation, you will lack M&A. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and VOIP. What does the commonly-accepted term "solutions" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and HTML. We will morph the term "dot-com". Think interactive.