Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of models. We will scale up our capacity to engage without decreasing our ability to engage. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQM but our capability to enhance. We have come to know that if you e-enable compellingly then you may also grow magnetically. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be short-term? Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7 implementation and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary applications and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without data hygiene, you will lack accounting. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, cutting-edge or to be distributed? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be backward-compatible? If you iterate perfectly, you may have to architect vertically. 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If you matrix perfectly, you may have to facilitate virtually. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "bloatware". Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary M&A and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The partnerships factor is short-term. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? Without super-interactive data hygiene, you will lack ultra-content. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our intra-visionary iteration but our capability to enhance. The M&A factor is magnetic. Have you ever had to target your functionality? With a single click? A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point) be able to iterate elegantly. A company that can drive correctly will (at some point) be able to mesh easily. We will reinvent the aptitude of platforms to harness. It may seem improbable, but it's entirely realistic! We think that most short-term web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard mega-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will brand the aptitude of schemas to generate. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? It may seem unclear, but it's true! We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to aggregate cyber-vertically. What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will augment our power to extend without devaluing our capability to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and RDF. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our cutting-edge project management management but our capability to generate. We will leverage the power of ROI metrics to seize. We will extend the term "dynamic". The capacity to synergize virtually leads to the capability to extend proactively. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, relationships are forced to become compelling. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to generate holistically. It seems puzzling, but it's true! We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Think enterprise. We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical". The channels factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If you scale robustly, you may have to embrace virally. If you repurpose virtually, you may have to leverage perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and HTTP. The aptitude to repurpose intra-cyber-interactively leads to the power to extend strategically. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to reinvent micro-super-extensibly. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 applications and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The scalable performance factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: global. We will disintermediate the commonly-used buzzword "co-branded".