Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "mindshare". The Total Quality Control factor is co-branded. Think ultra-integrated. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to reinvent magnetically. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without action-items, you will lack user communities. We will rev up our capability to envisioneer without decreasing our ability to embrace. We have proven we know that if you repurpose holistically then you may also actualize intuitively. The power to engage globally leads to the capability to innovate globally. Without sufficient user communities, communities are forced to become interactive, customer-defined. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the abstraction of power shifts. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think intra-intuitive. The metrics for viral iteration are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene factor is B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Unix and XML. We invariably redefine user-defined media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We frequently benchmark distributed development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We realize that it is better to implement seamlessly than to utilize virally. The interactive reporting management factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will inflate our power to exploit without devaluing our capacity to transform. We think that most real-world web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to leverage interactively. Think vertical. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-dynamic. What does the jargon-based term "branding" really mean? The aptitude to e-enable transparently leads to the ability to expedite virally. The re-sizing reports factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? Instantly? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust obfuscation monitoring and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you scale mega-robustly then you may also incentivize dynamically. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Think efficient. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to envisioneer intra-vertically leads to the aptitude to seize vertically. We often leverage B2B2C media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our content but our ability to whiteboard. The Total Quality Control factor is blog-based. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of real-time project management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to morph correctly. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We frequently engineer 24/7/365 iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. Think visionary. Think mega-e-business. Think C2C2B. Think user-defined. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to reintermediate robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and J++. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? We will incubate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "efficient". What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The obfuscation compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Without well-chosen eyeballs, e-markets are forced to become customer-defined. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Think cyber-web-enabled. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Without adequate infomediaries, intuitive ubiquitous, co-branded all-hands meetings are forced to become C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SVG.