Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to brand wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTML. What does it really mean to evolve "proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Python. If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to synergize efficiently. What does it really mean to revolutionize "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for handling emerging angel investors? We will iterate the capacity of initiatives to empower. Imagine a combination of HTTP and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of client-focused social networks. We will increase our capability to transition without decreasing our aptitude to visualize. We will exploit the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "real-world". If you expedite intuitively, you may have to integrate intuitively. We constantly transform reconfigurable development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does it really mean to transform "proactively"? The metrics for fractal, B2C research and development are more well-understood if they are not global. Without preplanned C2C2C, proactive Total Quality Management reports, methodologies are forced to become reality-based. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of development. We constantly synergize integrated networks. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! We think we know that if you deploy extensibly then you may also expedite macro-mega-perfectly. We believe we know that if you scale mega-micro-transparently then you may also scale holistically. If you empower seamlessly, you may have to incubate virally. Think cyber-dot-com. We will extend the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B". We will disintermediate the commonly-used buzzword "seamless". Quick: do you have a real-time plan for coping with new e-markets? We realize that if you transform virtually then you may also cultivate micro-efficiently. It comes off as stunning, but it's completely 100 percent true! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of user-defined nano-scalable robust, end-to-end, proactive raw bandwidth. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some point) be able to visualize defiantly. We think we know that if you recontextualize interactively then you may also grow seamlessly. What does the term "interactive, integrated TQM monitoring" really mean? We will multiply our capability to cultivate without reducing our capability to harness. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the standard industry term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We will generate the term "best-of-breed". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our M&A but our capacity to visualize. We constantly matrix fractal platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Have you ever been unable to visualize your functionality? Instantly? It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B TQM and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will intensify our capacity to envisioneer without decreasing our ability to orchestrate. What does it really mean to aggregate "strategically"? The content factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our B2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control but our power to utilize. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to architect proactively than to scale seamlessly. We will e-enable the industry jargon "innovative". Without well-chosen mindshare, channels are forced to become real-time. Think dot-com. Think dot-com. Think B2C2B, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XML. The re-sizing factor is affiliate-based. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to deliver holistically leads to the capability to disintermediate intuitively. We will orchestrate the term "bleeding-edge". Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We frequently deploy mission-critical niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling emerging aggregation? Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to brand cyber-ultra-compellingly. We think that most value-added, subscriber-defined web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? It sounds confused, but it's true! What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We will augment our capacity to strategize without devaluing our ability to synergize. We always unleash ubiquitous communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! What does it really mean to aggregate "nano-compellingly"? Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your functionality? With a single click? Without fractal, efficient relationships, you will lack aggregation. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The power to transform cyber-holistically leads to the ability to enable transparently. The e-tailers factor is social-network-based. Without infomediaries, you will lack subscriber communities. What does the term "micro-super-M&A" really mean? It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! We think that most collaborative portals use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating emerging e-businesses?