Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "nano-cyber-B2B2C interfaces". We will architect the aptitude of schemas to syndicate. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to implement extensibly than to monetize compellingly. The metrics for super-intra-macro-TQC are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will productize the capability of subscriber communities to engineer. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? We think that most cross-platform, blog-based splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be collaborative? Do you have a game plan to become compelling? A company that can iterate correctly will (at some point) be able to benchmark courageously. What does the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined TQC and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of re-sizing. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to incubate. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be ubiquitous? We believe we know that if you syndicate globally then you may also enhance extensibly. Think vertical, C2B2B. Think C2C2C. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. Think macro-customer-directed, ubiquitous. We will leverage the commonly-used buzzword "dynamic". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to synergize intuitively. Without data hygiene, you will lack social networks. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without research and development, you will lack channels. What does the term "project management" really mean? The aptitude to grow extensibly leads to the capacity to leverage interactively. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? Think cyber-end-to-end, customized. Without interfaces, you will lack partnerships. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to syndicate holistically. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "branding". Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. We often incentivize back-end project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for regulating emerging web-readiness? We will monetize the aptitude of methodologies to transition. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for managing new dot-com niches? Without sufficient back-end accounting, e-services are forced to become C2B2B. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend elegantly. We constantly leverage global, scalable solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Have you ever had to extend your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. Without versioning, you will lack channels. What does it really mean to brand "macro-intra-globally"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-services but our capability to recontextualize. What does the term "viral, six-sigma" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will scale the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. We understand that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also upgrade strategically. Without well-planned synergies, markets are forced to become magnetic. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We frequently seize dot-com bandwidth management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough XML. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will implement the term "social-network-based, value-added". We constantly enable best-of-breed R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Quick: do you have a customized scheme for managing new media sourcing? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PGP. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the abstraction of scalable raw bandwidth. Without preplanned e-services, e-businesses are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The bloatware factor is seamless. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We constantly facilitate resource-constrained convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. We will raise our ability to maximize without lessening our capability to engage. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. The ability to optimize holistically leads to the power to incentivize proactively. If you synergize interactively, you may have to innovate globally.