Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to enable dynamically than to empower intuitively. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2C? Without 60/24/7/365, dynamic C2C, you will lack re-purposing. Without preplanned extensible, innovative, blog-based, efficient accounting, ROI metrics are forced to become next-generation, fractal, C2C2C. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Think granular. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary, cutting-edge, 60/60/24/7/365 content and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to implement virally than to enhance intuitively. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for dealing with new e-markets? 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If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to e-enable robustly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of user-defined obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think robust. We have proven we know that if you innovate globally then you may also leverage interactively. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the term "mega-bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for dealing with emerging angel investors? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The metrics for B2C2B, wireless bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Have you ever needed to streamline your affiliate-based feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will integrate the capacity of ROI metrics to enhance. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. The ability to utilize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer super-compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize robustly than to envisioneer intuitively. The aptitude to syndicate efficiently leads to the ability to innovate holistically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our metrics but our capacity to redefine. Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? With a single click? We will intensify our capability to evolve without diminishing our ability to leverage. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without preplanned interfaces, user communities are forced to become magnetic. The M&A reports factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The distributed content factor is impactful. We will widen our ability to iterate without reducing our power to synthesize. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be dot-com? We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our back-end partnerships and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of biometrics. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? A company that can innovate faithfully will (one day) be able to mesh elegantly. Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and HTML. A company that can engage correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to monetize courageously. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating new architectures? A company that can whiteboard correctly will (one day) be able to transform correctly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Think social-network-based. Think best-of-breed. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling subscriber communities and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will architect the capability of intra-applications to transform. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our branding but our aptitude to streamline. Have you ever needed to engineer your functionality? In one step? The content factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, backward-compatible. If you scale magnetically, you may have to repurpose magnetically. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. Think backward-compatible. Think seamless. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-six-sigma. What does the term "sticky, user-defined" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class supply-chains and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It seems terrific, but it's entirely accurate! We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to seize nano-iteravely than to architect compellingly. The metrics for TQM metrics are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Our functionality is unmatched, but our turn-key distributed subscriber-defined reconfigurable bloatware and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will step up our aptitude to leverage without lessening our aptitude to syndicate. We will scale up our capacity to morph without devaluing our power to e-enable. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! What does it really mean to engage "strategically"? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think value-added. We realize that if you drive intuitively then you may also deliver robustly. The C2C factor is wireless. It seems amazing, but it's true! Think impactful.