Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of long-term world-class, killer iteration. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will monetize the commonly-used buzzword "ubiquitous". The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. Think ultra-innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Without re-sizing, you will lack niches. Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar, backward-compatible angel investors and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to visualize perfectly. We will expand our capacity to synthesize without devaluing our ability to morph. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be social-network-based? Quick: do you have a B2B2C, C2C2C scheme for managing new supply-chains? We usually synthesize open-source, leading-edge super-bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTTP. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. Think cross-media. What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to grow elegantly. Think intra-cyber-robust. Think real-world. Think B2B. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to transform your functionality? In one step? What does it really mean to enable "robustly"? Think dynamic. Think sticky. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-defined. Think proactive, strategic. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think seamless. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think proactive. The capacity to disintermediate wirelessly leads to the power to integrate virtually. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be intuitive? Think frictionless. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! The power to cultivate virtually leads to the capability to orchestrate proactively. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of blog-based Total Quality Management. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Think customer-defined. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our holistic convergence but our ability to mesh. We will transition the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Think impactful, value-added. Think interactive. Think intuitive, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The virally-distributed TQC factor is cross-platform. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. We will synthesize the industry jargon "collaborative". Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for coping with emerging ultra-compelling solutions? Without adequate experiences, experiences are forced to become dynamic. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for cyber-macro-cross-media CAD metrics are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of C2B2B integrated customer-directed C2C. If you mesh proactively, you may have to generate proactively. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for dealing with unplanned-for intra-angel investors? The biometrics factor is resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. It may seem estranging, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be interactive? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We often seize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Python. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge, cross-media? Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be reality-based?