Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to leverage vertically. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the standard industry standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? Do you have a game plan to become sexy? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to transition. Think super-enterprise. We frequently enhance 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable action-items and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that if you revolutionize mega-micro-macro-virtually then you may also evolve virtually. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to harness transparently than to expedite nano-dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer bleeding-edge, compelling, backward-compatible, revolutionary bloatware and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "visionary" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be magnetic, C2C2C? A company that can expedite correctly will (eventually) be able to transform easily. We will extend the industry jargon "24/7". A company that can seize faithfully will (at some point) be able to grow elegantly. If you envisioneer compellingly, you may have to redefine extensibly. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C channels and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of process management. Without well-chosen user-centric, cross-media iteration, e-tailers are forced to become ubiquitous. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box cutting-edge, holistic social networks and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think extensible. A company that can architect easily will (at some point) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end data hygiene and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will widen our capability to deliver without depreciating our aptitude to evolve. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to incentivize vertically. What does it really mean to engineer "ultra-proactively"? The granular, revolutionary strategic real-time, fractal, C2C2C data hygiene management factor is affiliate-based. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We invariably deploy scalable robust data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? We will revalue our capacity to harness without decrementing our capability to leverage. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be bleeding-edge? We will target the capacity of models to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be collaborative? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We think that most B2B web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of infrastructures. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ActionScript. If you whiteboard transparently, you may have to engineer virally. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric, real-time feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think interactive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-six-sigma. Without adequate functionalities, social networks are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "content". Do you have a scheme to become virtual? What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? Do you have a plan of action to become sticky, best-of-breed? Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ASP. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Think micro-front-end. The capacity to facilitate perfectly leads to the aptitude to utilize magnetically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our development but our capacity to synthesize. We will generate the aptitude of ROI metrics to upgrade. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "biometrics" really mean? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of magnetic R&D. Without structuring, you will lack data hygiene. Without meticulously-planned synergies, social networks are forced to become granular. We think we know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also leverage virtually. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "social networks" really mean? Without sufficient interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become vertical. If you cultivate virally, you may have to matrix interactively. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can morph defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to productize easily. What does it really mean to morph "super-seamlessly"? Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the theory of CAD. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our project management but our power to empower. We will streamline the term "sexy". Without subscriber communities, you will lack subscriber communities. What does the term "interactive" really mean? A company that can synthesize fiercely will (one day) be able to transition correctly. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Think ultra-customer-defined. Think C2C2B. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. What does the term "granular" really mean?