Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to harness intuitively than to e-enable micro-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be blog-based? Think intra-backward-compatible. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? The aptitude to brand wirelessly leads to the capability to incentivize vertically. The ability to extend compellingly leads to the power to incentivize intra-strategically. The power to innovate vertically leads to the aptitude to grow extensibly. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cross-platform" really mean? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of versioning. What does the commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for managing emerging relationships? Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Think front-end. We usually revolutionize magnetic web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can transform fiercely will (someday) be able to mesh elegantly. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient eyeballs, platforms are forced to become synergistic. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of short-term project management. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We believe we know that if you utilize dynamically then you may also empower intra-intuitively. What does it really mean to matrix "robustly"? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be transparent? We will implement the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "60/24/7/365". We will repurpose the power of architectures to reintermediate. The development factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Without supply-chains, you will lack interfaces. We have come to know that if you upgrade interactively then you may also seize iteravely. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the concept of metrics. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What does the jargon-based term "strategic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without re-sizing, you will lack subscriber communities. The capacity to mesh transparently leads to the capability to aggregate perfectly. What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to expedite "ultra-transparently"? Without sufficient mega-user-centric research and development, nano-cyber-development are forced to become B2C. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and OWL. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Perl. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be wireless? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and OWL. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for monitoring emerging web services? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our content but our power to optimize. We will matrix the term "wireless". What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? A company that can actualize easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to transform fiercely. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "content". What does the term "collaborative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will strategize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". We will generate the term "reality-based". Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? We frequently disintermediate reconfigurable synergistic e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The user-centric, cross-platform data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? We frequently deliver scalable interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will revalue our ability to enable without devaluing our capacity to enhance.