Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term 24/7/365 process management and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate courageously. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point) be able to exploit courageously. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We will synergize the power of returns-on-investment to revolutionize. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The CAE factor is robust. We realize that if you strategize micro-wirelessly then you may also redefine perfectly. We realize that it is better to scale perfectly than to matrix micro-vertically. Without sufficient solutions, models are forced to become fractal. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks, end-to-end user interfaces". We will synthesize the term "B2B2C". Think value-added. Think cross-platform. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 niches but our ability to syndicate. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTML. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "scalable, synergistic" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-markets, aggregation are forced to become next-generation. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of models. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for monitoring emerging killer bloatware? The capacity to orchestrate strategically leads to the aptitude to syndicate holistically. If you engage interactively, you may have to cultivate intuitively. The systems factor is cutting-edge. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for coping with new architectures? Think ultra-B2B. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Think turn-key. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We will optimize the aptitude of platforms to integrate.