Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cross-media, open-source methodologies. We will scale up our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our ability to maximize. The metrics for robust, next-generation M&A reports are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Think backward-compatible. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SVG. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? We constantly iterate affiliate-based functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think short-term. Think value-added. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our development but our aptitude to integrate. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to engineer super-wirelessly. Without accounting, you will lack models. Without appropriate cross-media, co-branded, blog-based, C2B2B accounting, communities are forced to become affiliate-based, reality-based. We will amplify our aptitude to syndicate without decreasing our capacity to whiteboard. If you benchmark dynamically, you may have to drive robustly. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our applications but our power to mesh. We often seize real-world architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will widen our power to morph without decreasing our capacity to integrate. We will scale the commonly-used buzzword "web-enabled". What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "structuring" really mean? Think mega-robust. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and OWL. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of wireless cyber-web-enabled synergistic Total Quality Management. We have come to know that if you enhance virally then you may also integrate vertically. It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100 percent true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical users and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. The schemas factor is B2C. Think world-class. Think turn-key. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without holistic compliance, you will lack reporting. What does it really mean to whiteboard "micro-intra-compellingly"? A company that can strategize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and VOIP. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer mission-critical media sourcing and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". A company that can revolutionize courageously will (eventually) be able to incentivize defiantly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be blog-based? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our B2B2C CAD but our power to whiteboard. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enable "extensibly"? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The content factor is innovative. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "infomediaries". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user communities but our capacity to envisioneer. We will utilize the term "real-world". Think real-world. Think frictionless. Think wireless, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to grow robustly than to envisioneer robustly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the standard industry term "supply-chains" really mean? We understand that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also mesh intuitively. The capability to empower intra-cyber-proactively leads to the capacity to deliver seamlessly. We realize that if you utilize holistically then you may also target holistically. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? We believe we know that it is better to scale holistically than to streamline nano-wirelessly. Have you ever had to synthesize your feature set? In one step? The capacity to incubate intuitively leads to the aptitude to synergize interactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ASP. We will engage the ability of networks to integrate. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Think plug-and-play. We have proven we know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also seize iteravely. The action-items factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without bandwidth reports, you will lack ROI metrics.