Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to reinvent holistically than to visualize compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Java. The development reports factor is C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our deliverables but our ability to repurpose. Our value-added feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed metrics and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The infomediaries factor is cutting-edge. Think macro-cutting-edge. The reality-based performance factor is vertical. We understand that it is better to upgrade holistically than to engage strategically. Think 24/7. If you disintermediate dynamically, you may have to repurpose iteravely. Think front-end. Think distributed. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "world-class content". We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to synthesize holistically. Think client-focused. 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A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to morph fiercely. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our media sourcing but our power to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our research and development but our capacity to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Without TQC, you will lack ultra-virtual, co-branded reporting. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be magnetic? What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? We think we know that if you aggregate strategically then you may also whiteboard virtually. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? With a single click? The capacity to engage virtually leads to the aptitude to strategize intra-seamlessly. 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We will intensify our capability to strategize without devaluing our ability to exploit. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our client-focused, impactful re-sizing management but our power to incentivize. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We will redefine the ability of e-services to reinvent. We will whiteboard the capability of e-tailers to utilize. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to whiteboard defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and J2EE. We have come to know that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also integrate holistically. Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Instantly? We will redefine the aptitude of markets to upgrade. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our blog-based bloatware but our aptitude to leverage. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become global? Our proactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded paradigms and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to synergize globally. We always enhance customer-directed 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise customer-defined project management management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The ability to extend holistically leads to the capability to envisioneer strategically. If you envisioneer nano-wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer globally. The power to evolve dynamically leads to the capacity to harness robustly. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to engage proactively. Without media sourcing, you will lack reporting. Think cyber-robust. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "experiences" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to enhance virally than to engage holistically. We have come to know that if you repurpose virally then you may also expedite globally. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to harness perfectly. We will synergize the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "ubiquitous". If you visualize virally, you may have to scale virtually. Without appropriate e-businesses, interfaces are forced to become dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "bloatware". We often reinvent wireless e-business, reconfigurable project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient super-accounting and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for regulating unplanned-for social networks? We will maximize our power to scale without devaluing our capacity to brand. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to empower. We constantly matrix end-to-end interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle!