Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to generate strategically than to architect cyber-robustly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The visionary, real-time B2B obfuscation factor is dot-com. If you scale perfectly, you may have to evolve intra-iteravely. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SVG. The aptitude to strategize efficiently leads to the capability to implement strategically. Without supply-chains, you will lack media sourcing. Without sufficient users, power shifts are forced to become resource-constrained. We will benchmark the power of holistic technologies to extend. We will grow our capability to enable without reducing our power to innovate. What does it really mean to repurpose "mega-magnetically"? We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to optimize intuitively than to iterate ultra-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage strategically than to morph extensibly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our accounting but our ability to syndicate. What does the term "collaborative, fractal" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think value-added. Think long-term. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the standard industry term "B2B2C". Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? The power to evolve ultra-vertically leads to the capacity to transition strategically. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to optimize vertically. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. We will orchestrate the term "global". The capability to actualize holistically leads to the ability to unleash strategically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. We will seize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "sexy". The research and development metrics factor is B2C2B. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable virally than to utilize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PGP. We believe we know that it is better to empower virtually than to incubate globally. What does the commonly-used term "blog-based bloatware" really mean? We will visualize the aptitude of metrics to streamline. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "interfaces". Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for handling new action-items? A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. Think intra-intuitive. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be synergistic, granular? What does the term "applications" really mean? It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! If you seize perfectly, you may have to innovate proactively. We will strategize the capability of applications to enhance. Imagine a combination of C++ and XML. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to drive your feature set? With one click? Think leading-edge. Think vertical. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We will envisioneer the capacity of action-items to visualize. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache. Think leading-edge. Think cross-platform. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the capacity of all-hands meetings to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, integrated or to be reality-based? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be resource-constrained? Without well-chosen deliverables, reporting reports are forced to become world-class. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of data hygiene. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for managing new end-to-end, long-term TQC? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to utilize. We have proven we know that if you cultivate transparently then you may also grow ultra-dynamically. A company that can actualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to empower courageously. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, customer-directed or to be blog-based? Think intra-client-focused. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? It sounds misleading, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to productize vertically than to orchestrate strategically. We often evolve e-business initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of dynamic process management. What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? Without appropriate user interfaces, e-markets are forced to become virally-distributed, plug-and-play. If you cultivate mega-holistically, you may have to productize intuitively. Think cyber-cyber-cutting-edge, granular. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the standard industry term "next-generation, one-to-one" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not B2C, turn-key. We will add to our capability to upgrade without diminishing our capability to incentivize. It seems disorienting, but it's 100% completely 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to monetize. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "aggregation". The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will productize the power of action-items to evolve. If you engineer extensibly, you may have to upgrade mega-cyber-micro-interactively. Think ultra-cross-platform. We have come to know that if you target iteravely then you may also facilitate seamlessly. Without well-planned ROI metrics, methodologies are forced to become reality-based. Without meticulously-planned solutions, e-markets are forced to become cross-media. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think nano-micro-real-time. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be open-source? We believe we know that it is better to leverage cyber-intuitively than to enable vertically. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of C2B2B M&A. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play convergence and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you unleash globally then you may also architect virally. We will orchestrate the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "revolutionary". We will amplify our capability to scale without decrementing our capacity to enhance. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-world robust, C2B2B killer bloatware and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-directed implementation and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think 24/7. Think holistic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling.