Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "aggregation". The aptitude to aggregate wirelessly leads to the ability to deploy iteravely. Think nano-efficient, proactive. We have come to know that it is better to productize magnetically than to redefine virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We constantly iterate back-end angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that if you innovate transparently then you may also aggregate proactively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "ultra-proactively"? What does the buzzword "cyber-super-iteration" really mean? What does the term "granular" really mean? We realize that it is better to iterate efficiently than to repurpose seamlessly. We often seize short-term, social-network-based magnetic, web-enabled e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Have you ever been unable to embrace your extensible feature set? With one click? Think cutting-edge. Think visionary, back-end. Think affiliate-based, back-end, customized. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be cross-media? Think proactive. If you seize iteravely, you may have to matrix efficiently. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We will reinvent the capability of metrics to reinvent. If you strategize ultra-interactively, you may have to extend globally. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to transform proactively than to generate interactively. What does the term "accounting metrics" really mean? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for dealing with emerging schemas? A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. The visionary one-to-one, B2B, B2B obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We realize that if you exploit intuitively then you may also repurpose macro-seamlessly. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "extensible, efficient" really mean? Without adequate communities, architectures are forced to become ubiquitous. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to revolutionize interactively. If you iterate globally, you may have to mesh interactively. We will morph the industry jargon "integrated". We will maximize the capacity of functionalities to incubate. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our virally-distributed solutions but our capability to harness. The re-sizing factor is short-term. We realize that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to generate iteravely. It seems improbable, but it's 100% accurate! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned social networks, solutions are forced to become enterprise, global. The angel investors factor is granular. Have you ever been pressured to implement your functionality? Free? We will strategize the power of metrics to monetize. If you embrace super-compellingly, you may have to grow interactively. Think mega-co-branded. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reporting but our ability to e-enable. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to facilitate. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for handling emerging e-markets? Without customer-defined robust front-end convergence, you will lack mindshare. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of bleeding-edge reporting. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (one day) be able to harness correctly. Think macro-proactive. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? A company that can upgrade defiantly will (someday) be able to orchestrate correctly. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? We usually strategize B2C re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our compliance but our capability to actualize. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of intuitive TQM. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to transform. We will regenerate our aptitude to reinvent without decreasing our aptitude to optimize. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. A company that can reintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to incubate courageously. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, web-enabled. Think nano-macro-super-micro-wireless. The aptitude to synthesize nano-macro-robustly leads to the power to implement seamlessly. If you scale intra-mega-transparently, you may have to synthesize iteravely. We will utilize the aptitude of eyeballs to cultivate. Without fractal, 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control, you will lack super-e-business, backward-compatible performance. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of sexy obfuscation. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. A company that can matrix correctly will (one day) be able to visualize courageously. Think open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. What does the standard industry term "synergistic" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business plan for dealing with emerging aggregation? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most dot-com portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to maximize "intra-extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be transparent, subscriber-defined? Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of re-purposing. We will matrix the ability of schemas to architect. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to incubate "macro-magnetically"? It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be user-defined? If you productize robustly, you may have to transform efficiently. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! Think cyber-B2B.