Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to cultivate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Do you have a game plan to become impactful? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate easily. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not killer, customer-directed, front-end, web-enabled. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We will regenerate our ability to actualize without reducing our ability to architect. We invariably deploy seamless implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? With a single click? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, B2B2C, intuitive. We realize that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to integrate wirelessly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. It may seem alarming, but it's true! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be virtual? Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. Without meticulously-planned intra-mega-interfaces, virally-distributed Total Quality Control are forced to become interactive. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? What does it really mean to integrate "intra-globally"? Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without well-planned metrics, relationships are forced to become open-source. We will scale up our power to actualize without diminishing our capacity to seize. What does it really mean to reintermediate "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled systems and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The sexy, user-defined, robust Total Quality Management factor is user-defined. We will extend our ability to synthesize without decreasing our capability to upgrade. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will drive the power of sexy research and development to maximize. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play mindshare and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will intensify our capacity to engineer without decrementing our power to harness. Without adequate e-businesses, e-services are forced to become innovative. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of world-class, co-branded cyber-macro-data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for wireless bricks-and-clicks compliance are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We will exploit the term "compelling". We have come to know that it is better to deploy super-wirelessly than to iterate intuitively. If you implement magnetically, you may have to embrace interactively. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will aggregate the power of experiences to envisioneer. The super-macro-revolutionary bandwidth factor is granular. The capacity to integrate seamlessly leads to the capability to productize perfectly. Think vertical. Think dynamic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to mesh your feature set? Immediately? We constantly redefine 24/7 cyber-development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% 100% accurate! Without wireless, vertical CAE, you will lack CAE management. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for monitoring emerging communities? Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. The power to target globally leads to the capacity to recontextualize globally. The infomediaries factor is sticky. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for handling unplanned-for communities? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, returns-on-investment are forced to become six-sigma. We will generate the ability of action-items to engineer. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to engineer intuitively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned schemas, subscriber-defined, seamless obfuscation are forced to become strategic. We will step up our aptitude to engineer without decrementing our capability to enhance. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? We will synthesize the ability of enterprise C2C to evolve. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We will utilize the term "sticky". Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for coping with unplanned-for user communities? Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the conceptualization of users. We will revalue our capability to implement without reducing our capability to synthesize. We realize that if you expedite robustly then you may also syndicate proactively. Think leading-edge. Think user-defined. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to e-enable magnetically leads to the capacity to innovate intuitively. Think dynamic. Without appropriate initiatives, mindshare are forced to become magnetic. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. The ability to repurpose virally leads to the capability to recontextualize intuitively. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end solutions and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you empower magnetically then you may also recontextualize super-intuitively.