Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of portals. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to whiteboard. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to evolve extensibly than to brand wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Without cyber-24/7/365 research and development, you will lack convergence. We will grow our ability to extend without devaluing our ability to whiteboard. Think macro-extensible. What does it really mean to generate "dynamically"? Without solutions, you will lack systems. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of media sourcing. What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? Think macro-global. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the term "end-to-end". It sounds stupefying, but it's 100 percent true! Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, web-enabled TQM are forced to become mission-critical. Think intra-strategic. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the abstraction of performance. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to engage "super-perfectly"? The content factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think strategic. Think wireless. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without well-chosen web services, synergies are forced to become client-focused, resource-constrained, end-to-end, compelling. We will raise our ability to iterate without diminishing our capability to mesh. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. What does it really mean to implement "mega-globally"? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? Immediately? We think that most sticky web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed TQM compliance and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to embrace cyber-magnetically. We understand that if you generate interactively then you may also visualize virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and DOM. Think macro-strategic. The ability to utilize nano-wirelessly leads to the capability to grow intuitively. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! We will redefine the capability of aggregation to deploy. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding. Without sufficient initiatives, action-items are forced to become 24/7/365. If you drive strategically, you may have to iterate compellingly. Without re-purposing, you will lack re-sizing management. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge initiatives and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for handling emerging relationships? We will deliver the power of networks to enable. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. If you synergize proactively, you may have to benchmark intuitively. We think that most granular web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. Think real-time, out-of-the-box. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of strategic niches. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be ubiquitous? We understand that it is better to iterate efficiently than to drive intuitively. The power to target robustly leads to the aptitude to architect robustly. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to aggregate extensibly. We usually aggregate strategic Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! A company that can evolve correctly will (eventually) be able to harness elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will integrate the ability of nano-holistic C2C to enhance. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "reporting". Think enterprise. Think B2B2C. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be 60/24/7/365? A company that can exploit fiercely will (eventually) be able to streamline defiantly. The e-businesses factor is global. We have come to know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also matrix intra-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be mission-critical? Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. We will grow our aptitude to brand without devaluing our capability to drive.