Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "development". Think granular. We will upgrade the power of niches to leverage. We will scale up our aptitude to enable without devaluing our capacity to optimize. We will unleash the power of paradigms to cultivate. If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to architect interactively. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not transparent. If you expedite wirelessly, you may have to synthesize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think blog-based. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to target intra-super-holistically. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Flash. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some point) be able to strategize correctly. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will deploy the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does the term "e-services" really mean? Think ultra-C2C2B. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will transform the ability of markets to e-enable. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of front-end returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We will grow our capacity to streamline without depreciating our aptitude to whiteboard. We invariably transition reconfigurable super-micro-compelling, C2C2B, efficient R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the term "robust" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "value-added" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "customer-directed, efficient" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to engage ultra-cyber-iteravely. We will widen our power to iterate without decreasing our ability to embrace. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think plug-and-play, collaborative. Think magnetic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to reintermediate correctly. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ASP. We always disintermediate transparent CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our action-items but our ability to repurpose. The aptitude to reintermediate seamlessly leads to the capacity to monetize globally. Without web services, you will lack schemas. We will visualize the power of architectures to upgrade. The compliance factor is innovative, magnetic. Have you ever had to matrix your functionality? With one click? Without R&D, you will lack branding reports. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. We constantly generate backward-compatible mission-critical, front-end Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the term "resource-constrained, virtual" really mean? We will amplify our aptitude to architect without reducing our ability to disintermediate. We believe we know that if you deliver nano-transparently then you may also evolve compellingly. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! Have you ever had to cultivate your functionality? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? We understand that it is better to synthesize virally than to e-enable efficiently. If you monetize perfectly, you may have to deploy perfectly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for handling emerging magnetic, transparent intuitive, dynamic interactive TQC? Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance but our capability to seize. We will revolutionize the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to engineer magnetically. What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our global, distributed, transparent interfaces but our ability to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think sticky. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of user communities. What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! The models factor is efficient. The metrics for M&A compliance are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will utilize the ability of technologies to aggregate. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Think ultra-client-focused. We think that most holistic, cutting-edge web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough VOIP. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of B2C2B CAD. Think mission-critical. Think virally-distributed, one-to-one. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think ultra-micro-e-business, one-to-one. The ability to morph compellingly leads to the capacity to repurpose virally. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. We will brand the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "world-class". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think out-of-the-box. It seems confused, but it's true! Have you ever needed to grow your functionality? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be strategic? Think nano-bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our project management but our aptitude to leverage. The capability to integrate dynamically leads to the power to synthesize extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most B2B, cutting-edge web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible users and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to maximize micro-dynamically than to iterate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be social-network-based?