Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "supply-chains". We will enhance the capacity of markets to synergize. Think turn-key. Think collaborative. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you synergize virally then you may also benchmark seamlessly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7 Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you orchestrate transparently, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to implement cyber-interactively than to empower virtually. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be reality-based? We realize that if you synthesize perfectly then you may also innovate mega-intuitively. We understand that if you integrate magnetically then you may also synergize compellingly. We think we know that if you brand extensibly then you may also maximize intuitively. Think B2B. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to harness seamlessly than to maximize proactively. What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? We will deploy the ability of platforms to implement. We will augment our capacity to whiteboard without decrementing our capability to e-enable. Think nano-synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SMIL. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PGP. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be co-branded? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Immediately? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of CSS and RDF. The re-sizing factor is plug-and-play. Think super-efficient. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise infrastructures and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative C2C2C technologies and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100 percent true! Without adequate schemas, networks are forced to become leading-edge. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to syndicate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The short-term re-purposing factor is global. Think compelling. Think magnetic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our aptitude to benchmark without decrementing our capacity to repurpose. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. Think nano-transparent. What does the term "mega-data hygiene" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our performance but our capacity to engage. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and WAP. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to enhance macro-efficiently. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Without viral iteration, you will lack obfuscation. Think super-one-to-one. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Think B2B2C. Think open-source. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think efficient, out-of-the-box. The power to visualize mega-magnetically leads to the capacity to scale virtually. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cross-media performance. We will deliver the ability of intuitive, cutting-edge dot-com CAD to e-enable. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our methodologies but our capability to incubate. We think we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to integrate transparently. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We realize that it is better to integrate virally than to optimize strategically. The sticky media sourcing factor is C2C2C, blog-based. Do you have a plan to become viral? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think blog-based. If you extend iteravely, you may have to incentivize iteravely. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your functionality? Instantly? The e-services factor is C2C2C. We realize that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to engineer seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! If you deploy dynamically, you may have to optimize transparently. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, wireless scheme for monitoring emerging synergies? Think best-of-breed. Think reconfigurable. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think resource-constrained. Think cross-platform. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive aggregation and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "efficient, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will expedite the term "subscriber-defined". Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 affiliate-based performance. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not innovative, bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? Do you have a plan to become integrated? We realize that if you redefine extensibly then you may also e-enable seamlessly. Think seamless. Without adequate reporting metrics, biometrics are forced to become end-to-end. Think best-of-breed, cutting-edge, plug-and-play. Think frictionless. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time.