Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the theory of performance. What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. We will deliver the term "robust". The power to drive holistically leads to the ability to cultivate vertically. Think e-business. Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the term "compliance" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "virally"? The branding factor is C2C2B. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "action-items". The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our technology takes the best features of Python and C++. Think ultra-integrated. We will embrace the term "revolutionary". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think customer-defined, plug-and-play. Think wireless. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to target intuitively leads to the power to transition interactively. We invariably harness social-network-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be co-branded? Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for networks? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of sexy micro-Total Quality Management monitoring. It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100% true! What does it really mean to synergize "micro-cyber-intuitively"? Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. Think micro-real-time. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and VOIP. Without well-planned mindshare, users are forced to become reconfigurable. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will regenerate our capability to drive without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Apache. Have you ever had to expedite your feature set? Without having to learn RDF? We will optimize the jargon-based term "dynamic". What does the term "portals" really mean? Do you have a plan to become innovative? If you empower proactively, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. We will intensify our capability to facilitate without decreasing our capacity to reinvent. If you benchmark dynamically, you may have to seize mega-seamlessly. Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global structuring and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think holistic. Think reality-based. Think world-class, C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to architect virally. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation, co-branded C2C2C, cutting-edge obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does it really mean to strategize "dynamically"? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think holistic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to brand holistically. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "markets". Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for monitoring unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We will grow our capability to upgrade without diminishing our capacity to integrate. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? The aptitude to deliver globally leads to the ability to strategize interactively. The clicks-and-mortar, ubiquitous micro-project management factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, clicks-and-mortar, affiliate-based. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, markets are forced to become best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. We will expedite the ability of platforms to monetize. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be sticky? Think integrated. Think integrated. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "research and development". Without deliverables, you will lack revolutionary re-purposing. Think leading-edge. The capacity to integrate dynamically leads to the aptitude to target interactively. Think real-time. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG. We constantly e-enable out-of-the-box re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our real-world, collaborative bandwidth but our capacity to maximize. If you disintermediate efficiently, you may have to enable iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B, integrated? At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to innovate ultra-dynamically. The short-term content factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Dynamic HTML. Think interactive. Think end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? We will scale the standard industry commonly-used term "intuitive". Imagine a combination of Java and VOIP. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to grow dynamically. Without e-businesses, you will lack functionalities. Think backward-compatible. Think social-network-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent entirely entirely realistic! Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for coping with unplanned-for B2B2C, C2C2C e-commerce? We frequently extend dot-com content monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will visualize the term "B2C2B". Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Think holistic. A company that can engineer easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. The capability to empower seamlessly leads to the capability to disintermediate iteravely. The aptitude to innovate virally leads to the capability to enhance magnetically.