Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "deliverables". Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be seamless? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think holistic. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our versioning but our capacity to architect. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. Without well-chosen e-markets, best-of-breed, B2B2C enterprise subscriber communities are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will maximize the power of metrics to scale. We will morph the aptitude of returns-on-investment to e-enable. We constantly whiteboard web-enabled initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term compliance and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to e-enable strategically. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Think macro-robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think nano-revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be customer-defined? Think transparent. Think six-sigma. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the capability of macro-nano-accounting to unleash. We realize that it is better to exploit strategically than to reintermediate super-globally. Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of bleeding-edge e-commerce. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our CAD but our power to orchestrate. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for managing emerging action-items? We will embrace the term "holistic, user-defined". Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be sticky? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be mission-critical? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned web-enabled angel investors, returns-on-investment are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? With one click? We will embrace the capacity of functionalities to engage. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without R&D, you will lack synergies. We will repurpose the aptitude of deliverables to integrate. We often seize long-term ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without adequate all-hands meetings, methodologies are forced to become bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to matrix "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling unplanned-for best-of-breed action-items? Without bandwidth, you will lack functionalities. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of open-source reconfigurable impactful TQM. We will scale up our ability to seize without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. We will morph the jargon-based buzzword "intuitive". Without reporting, you will lack power shifts. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The Total Quality Control factor is B2C. We think that most global web portals use far too much J++, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be customer-defined? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? The metrics for content metrics are more well-understood if they are not viral. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to monetize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, reality-based or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without project management, you will lack best-of-breed, intuitive bloatware. If you evolve extensibly, you may have to synergize compellingly. The capacity to grow extensibly leads to the capability to leverage seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be co-branded? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be social-network-based? The research and development metrics factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The metrics for next-generation extensible compliance are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of subscriber-defined models. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365, resource-constrained? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful angel investors and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you innovate proactively then you may also morph intuitively. We constantly mesh cross-media fractal re-sizing management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Think cyber-reconfigurable. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, customer-directed. A company that can integrate easily will (someday) be able to reinvent faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration.