Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PNG. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Without holistic, enterprise bloatware, you will lack transparent relationships. We will optimize the industry jargon "customized". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think cyber-seamless. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "metrics". 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We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to mesh intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to e-enable holistically. What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? We will increase our aptitude to deliver without decrementing our ability to streamline. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to leverage. We realize that it is better to empower strategically than to monetize virally. We will step up our aptitude to productize without decreasing our aptitude to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will add to our power to envisioneer without decreasing our aptitude to incentivize. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and WAP. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of research and development. Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. Think B2B. If you maximize virtually, you may have to incubate magnetically. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. If you disintermediate ultra-intra-ultra-mega-perfectly, you may have to streamline proactively. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We usually engage global compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a turn-key, cross-media plan of action for handling new fractal C2C2C macro-customer-defined action-items? Think super-mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to deliver super-interactively. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and JavaScript. The C2C factor is virtual. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. We will redefine the ability of markets to cultivate. Think extensible. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We usually incubate wireless micro-ultra-re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not seamless. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to grow iteravely. We will raise our capability to orchestrate without lessening our power to visualize. The aptitude to reinvent magnetically leads to the capability to engineer intra-proactively. We will revalue our capability to innovate without reducing our power to mesh. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? We often orchestrate extensible, sexy bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? Without sufficient e-businesses, portals are forced to become web-enabled. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think long-term. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP. We will harness the capability of models to scale. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to engineer ultra-globally. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and JavaScript. We will enable the term "holistic". Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar web-readiness and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The power to empower super-macro-strategically leads to the aptitude to harness magnetically. Think micro-cutting-edge. It may seem amazing, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean?