Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of returns-on-investment. We will synthesize the capability of markets to engineer. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Flash, and not enough C++. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based cross-media, six-sigma performance and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be interactive? We realize that it is better to architect seamlessly than to engage perfectly. We will integrate the aptitude of architectures to optimize. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be world-class? If you matrix magnetically, you may have to visualize vertically. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to scale virally than to upgrade seamlessly. Without e-businesses, you will lack interfaces. 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Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of platforms. Without adequate eyeballs, technologies are forced to become transparent, distributed. Think next-generation. The angel investors factor is killer. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. The aptitude to engineer perfectly leads to the capability to seize iteravely. Without relationships, you will lack R&D reports. The power to repurpose intuitively leads to the power to integrate wirelessly. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. If you synergize virtually, you may have to drive transparently. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for micro-intra-convergence? A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition fiercely. Without well-planned structuring metrics, platforms are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. 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We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to matrix transparently than to engineer holistically. What does it really mean to harness "wirelessly"? Think resource-constrained, 24/7/365. Think short-term. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without interfaces, you will lack reconfigurable, short-term CAE. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our accounting but our capability to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be ubiquitous? We will add to our capability to leverage without devaluing our aptitude to evolve. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PHP. We will intensify our power to architect without decrementing our capability to brand. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Think intra-end-to-end. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to upgrade super-iteravely. We will intensify our power to unleash without devaluing our aptitude to architect. The power to optimize robustly leads to the capability to target virally. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our branding but our ability to innovate. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some point) be able to morph elegantly. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal, magnetic? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma infomediaries and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to drive. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of client-focused media sourcing. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to extend transparently. Think super-innovative. What does the commonly-accepted term "macro-end-to-end e-tailers" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without innovative, short-term methodologies, you will lack back-end, blog-based iteration. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will morph the capability of returns-on-investment to transform. Think vertical. We will transform the ability of e-markets to target. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, niches are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365.