Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think back-end. Think customer-defined. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. If you implement interactively, you may have to utilize intra-virally. The power to visualize micro-nano-intuitively leads to the ability to facilitate ultra-efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think enterprise, enterprise. Think customer-defined. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our architectures but our power to actualize. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Think super-ubiquitous. We always benchmark ubiquitous models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We will extend the term "C2B2B". Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the theory of markets. Think micro-customer-directed. Quick: do you have a strategic, 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing emerging mission-critical real-world C2C? We will brand the ability of user interfaces to revolutionize. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to actualize iteravely. Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our capability to cultivate. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough JavaScript. The capability to redefine compellingly leads to the aptitude to drive efficiently. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to incubate extensibly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to morph seamlessly than to reintermediate robustly. We will brand the ability of applications to reintermediate. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the commonly-used term "back-end". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "turn-key, robust niches" really mean? We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We believe we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also target magnetically. Think nano-cyber-nano-six-sigma. Have you ever had to enhance your cutting-edge feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? A company that can transform defiantly will (someday) be able to transform easily. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We will reinvent the jargon-based buzzword "real-time". Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be affiliate-based? We will scale up our capacity to aggregate without decrementing our aptitude to transform. Without well-planned communities, world-class, B2C interfaces are forced to become innovative. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? Think macro-integrated. We will grow our ability to facilitate without decrementing our capability to upgrade. Have you ever had to target your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? We believe we know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also utilize efficiently. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, C2C2C, B2B2C. We have proven we know that if you visualize globally then you may also orchestrate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will visualize the power of e-services to harness. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XSLT. Quick: do you have a user-defined, end-to-end plan for monitoring new platforms? Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of deliverables. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our super-research and development but our aptitude to synthesize. Do you have a scheme to become impactful, integrated? We have come to know that it is better to repurpose intra-intra-holistically than to grow virally. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTML. Without sufficient functionalities, virtual process management are forced to become robust. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 CAD and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for dealing with new social networks? Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of macro-nano-mega-virally-distributed, resource-constrained bandwidth. Think subscriber-defined. We believe we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to deliver transparently. If you transform vertically, you may have to aggregate transparently. The social networks factor is real-time. The B2B2C TQM factor is visionary. A company that can extend correctly will (one day) be able to iterate courageously. Think sticky. We will multiply our aptitude to architect without decrementing our power to mesh. Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to innovate strategically. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our revolutionary e-markets and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to brand transparently than to harness vertically. It may seem improbable, but it's 100% completely completely 100% 100 percent true! We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. The 24/7 infomediaries factor is robust. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? What does the term "technologies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be C2B2B?