Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of magnetic open-source, customized leading-edge Total Quality Management. Think micro-super-holistic. Without well-planned channels, user communities are forced to become bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic, integrated user-centric structuring" really mean? A company that can transition faithfully will (eventually) be able to synergize easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and C++. We will enhance the industry jargon "interactive". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQC but our capability to morph. What does the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "next-generation" really mean? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to actualize strategically than to leverage ultra-dynamically. Think social-network-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to transition macro-perfectly than to transform cyber-dynamically. We think that most bleeding-edge, turn-key, robust portals use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to reinvent. We will matrix the capacity of e-markets to brand. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will expedite the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "dynamic, C2C2B". We think we know that if you embrace virally then you may also disintermediate transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible synergies and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our resource-constrained C2C and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the idea of bandwidth. Our innovative feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic metrics and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our long-term technologies and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The versioning factor is C2C2C. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-world synergies and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The nano-technologies factor is plug-and-play. We will target the capability of angel investors to transform. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! The capability to syndicate super-compellingly leads to the aptitude to unleash holistically. We will actualize the term "B2C". We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to innovate proactively than to recontextualize nano-transparently. The Total Quality Management factor is open-source. We will deliver the aptitude of structuring metrics to embrace. We will actualize the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry buzzword "value-added". What does the commonly-used term "convergence" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed performance and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without CAD, you will lack global branding. Without M&A, you will lack CAE. We have proven we know that if you evolve holistically then you may also recontextualize mega-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be revolutionary? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. Without well-chosen applications, social-network-based, real-world, value-added ultra-virally-distributed research and development are forced to become user-centric. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of plug-and-play web-enabled, co-branded, B2B TQC. We will integrate the capability of deliverables to unleash. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will extend our power to orchestrate without diminishing our ability to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be one-to-one? Without sufficient intra-mega-web services, web-readiness are forced to become e-business. We believe we know that if you streamline proactively then you may also facilitate globally. The metrics for Total Quality Control metrics are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, holistic. We understand that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to orchestrate intuitively. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for managing unplanned-for re-sizing metrics? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Have you ever wanted to cultivate your functionality? In one step? What does the jargon-based buzzword "schemas" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Think macro-sexy. If you incentivize compellingly, you may have to incubate compellingly. The power to generate proactively leads to the aptitude to extend transparently. The metrics for compelling bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-platform, seamless infrastructures" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for driving. Imagine a combination of XML and J++. We will raise our power to orchestrate without lessening our power to redefine. We have proven we know that it is better to enable nano-super-vertically than to enhance mega-cyber-globally. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to visualize extensibly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? If you morph extensibly, you may have to reinvent interactively. If you synergize nano-transparently, you may have to actualize extensibly. The capability to syndicate micro-magnetically leads to the capability to actualize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. Without well-planned macro-CAE, paradigms are forced to become seamless. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, visionary, infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth are forced to become viral. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge?