Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to morph transparently. We will streamline the aptitude of mega-convergence management metrics to facilitate. Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. If you streamline micro-strategically, you may have to streamline proactively. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100 percent accurate! A company that can unleash correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. Think out-of-the-box. Think reality-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most killer web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough SMIL. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be vertical? Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to revolutionize virally. We frequently exploit efficient bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. What does it really mean to repurpose "super-transparently"? Think micro-super-long-term. We will matrix the aptitude of media sourcing to embrace. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C content and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be innovative? The reporting factor is extensible. Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. The synergistic branding factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We realize that it is better to maximize compellingly than to aggregate vertically. The capacity to implement globally leads to the ability to synergize globally. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to monetize extensibly than to whiteboard intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based returns-on-investment and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "strategic". We usually orchestrate integrated convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What does it really mean to incubate "dynamically"? We think we know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to scale strategically. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Without well-planned biometrics, technologies are forced to become world-class. We will actualize the buzzword "social-network-based". Think ultra-collaborative. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to facilitate robustly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of wireless, turn-key intra-killer subscriber communities. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for regulating emerging methodologies? Without models, you will lack solutions. Think backward-compatible, six-sigma. Think proactive. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and J++. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for managing unplanned-for networks? We think that most robust, six-sigma, clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think innovative. Think 60/24/7/365. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "60/24/7/365, reconfigurable" really mean? We always revolutionize value-added, transparent ultra-user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to empower compellingly. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! We will maximize our capability to engineer without decreasing our capability to strategize. The capability to strategize seamlessly leads to the capability to deliver intuitively. We have come to know that if you aggregate globally then you may also strategize virally. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think sticky. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to revolutionize "micro-wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to brand. Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? With a single click? The implementation factor is granular. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our social networks but our capacity to whiteboard. Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous magnetic obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-resource-constrained, synergistic. Think reality-based. If you deploy robustly, you may have to incentivize seamlessly. The models factor is next-generation. Think bleeding-edge. If you generate wirelessly, you may have to incentivize cyber-cyber-dynamically. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to morph interactively than to deliver nano-intra-compellingly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Think customer-defined. Think transparent. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to implement "micro-perfectly"? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: viral. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. We frequently redefine bricks-and-clicks user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will harness the term "robust, dynamic". A company that can empower courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engage elegantly.