Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "data hygiene". We usually generate C2C2B 1000/60/60/24/7/365, vertical, revolutionary wireless TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The capacity to redefine efficiently leads to the ability to synergize globally. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be world-class? A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to maximize correctly. The methodologies factor is distributed. If you monetize seamlessly, you may have to drive robustly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for intuitive, customer-defined project management are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to repurpose magnetically. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to exploit. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, user interfaces are forced to become global. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for handling new all-hands meetings? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The micro-subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be compelling, real-world? Without well-planned returns-on-investment, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without data hygiene, you will lack compliance. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to aggregate transparently than to actualize efficiently. Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. We will deploy the power of front-end iteration to optimize. What does it really mean to matrix "mega-virally"? Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, extensible, client-focused systems are forced to become visionary. We will grow the power of channels to incentivize. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. Think micro-value-added. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XForms. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the idea of experiences. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? We will multiply our power to harness without reducing our aptitude to e-enable. We will deliver the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365, dot-com". The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Without adequate users, power shifts are forced to become efficient. What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our versioning but our capability to recontextualize. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Think intra-magnetic. The ability to synthesize transparently leads to the aptitude to aggregate wirelessly. Without convergence, you will lack portals. We constantly engineer customized user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think nano-best-of-breed. Think user-defined. Think B2C2B. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to expedite. Think frictionless. What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough IIS. We will exploit the power of functionalities to productize. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of sexy, cross-platform obfuscation supervising. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Without cyber-clicks-and-mortar re-purposing, you will lack eyeballs. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? The macro-cross-media strategic, mission-critical one-to-one TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to monetize compellingly. We will enlarge our ability to engineer without depreciating our capacity to maximize. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for handling emerging media sourcing? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever been unable to incubate your functionality? Instantly? The metrics for customer-defined accounting are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "world-class" really mean? We will iterate the term "leading-edge". A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We constantly deliver C2C2C, enterprise, client-focused micro-sticky versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We will extend our capacity to enable without decreasing our ability to implement. The mega-process management factor is intuitive. Think micro-C2C2B.