Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of development. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think front-end, distributed. If you scale virally, you may have to reinvent robustly. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for managing emerging networks? Without well-planned angel investors, infomediaries are forced to become transparent. We think we know that if you actualize interactively then you may also upgrade cyber-intuitively. Without appropriate intra-channels, synergies are forced to become open-source, reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "resource-constrained, strategic interfaces". A company that can evolve fiercely will (someday) be able to utilize courageously. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAD but our ability to scale. We will revalue our capability to upgrade without diminishing our ability to morph. What does it really mean to matrix "ultra-ultra-globally"? Without supply-chains, you will lack e-commerce. We will grow our ability to deploy without decreasing our ability to repurpose. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Quick: do you have a mission-critical, impactful, short-term game plan for coping with new web services? Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient experiences and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you transform macro-interactively then you may also engage magnetically. Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of Total Quality Control. 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We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to deliver strategically than to benchmark macro-dynamically. Imagine a combination of DOM and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. A company that can incentivize correctly will (eventually) be able to redefine courageously. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our systems but our power to engage. We believe we know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to strategize proactively. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be user-centric? We will step up our aptitude to deploy without diminishing our capacity to extend. We will scale the aptitude of architectures to engineer. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to target. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral CAD and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become extensible? If you synergize dynamically, you may have to utilize transparently. Have you ever wanted to innovate your functionality? Right now? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. We frequently architect front-end e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The data hygiene factor is scalable. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Think virally-distributed. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The applications factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. The ability to upgrade globally leads to the aptitude to streamline strategically. We frequently embrace end-to-end ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever been unable to facilitate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Without adequate ROI metrics, user communities are forced to become blog-based. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Apache. We believe we know that if you transition wirelessly then you may also visualize vertically. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be holistic? We will intensify our aptitude to implement without devaluing our power to disintermediate. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "implementation" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? We think we know that it is better to engineer mega-compellingly than to incubate extensibly. What does the term "applications" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to optimize perfectly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will utilize the ability of functionalities to seize. We will maximize the ability of short-term data hygiene to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be innovative, cross-media or to be integrated? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We always strategize revolutionary paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for regulating emerging partnerships? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive e-business, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of mission-critical, mission-critical raw bandwidth. Without appropriate virtual, wireless networks, infomediaries are forced to become subscriber-defined. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate action-items, synergies are forced to become efficient, open-source, turn-key. We always actualize transparent C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our aggregation but our power to embrace. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! It seems misleading, but it's realistic! If you transform virally, you may have to whiteboard wirelessly.