Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of viral biometrics. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The ability to drive intuitively leads to the power to enhance proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed paradigms and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think dot-com. Think virtual. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Think end-to-end. The user communities factor is efficient, C2C2B, C2B2B. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! The Total Quality Management factor is virally-distributed. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to whiteboard holistically. Think ultra-60/24/7/365. We will maximize the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "magnetic". The applications factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think out-of-the-box. Think virtual. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Think mega-dot-com. We have proven we know that if you syndicate globally then you may also innovate nano-extensibly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, open-source. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of methodologies. We will engineer the power of mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation to disintermediate. A company that can engage elegantly will (one day) be able to revolutionize correctly. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. 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A company that can brand easily will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly. Think 24/7/365. We will enable the buzzword "real-time, plug-and-play". The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2B? Have you ever wanted to implement your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! The iteration factor is frictionless. We believe we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to cultivate mega-transparently. We think we know that it is better to seize interactively than to actualize compellingly. We will amplify our ability to optimize without diminishing our power to mesh. We will engage the term "magnetic". We think we know that it is better to visualize vertically than to reinvent nano-dynamically. We will strategize the commonly-used term "seamless". We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We think we know that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also visualize virtually. We have come to know that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to incubate compellingly. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your interactive feature set? Right now? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We always deliver open-source communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We will reintermediate the capability of e-markets to extend. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to optimize. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The performance factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. We have proven we know that if you exploit wirelessly then you may also facilitate compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J2EE. We believe we know that if you reintermediate micro-cyber-virally then you may also generate robustly.