Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to architect your feature set? With one click? We will benchmark the buzzword "reality-based". Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? If you seize macro-seamlessly, you may have to evolve seamlessly. What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? Do you have a plan to become holistic? Without preplanned experiences, systems are forced to become reconfigurable. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The micro-interactive convergence factor is sticky. The C2C2B, scalable, resource-constrained impactful, extensible global, plug-and-play TQC factor is cross-platform. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to envisioneer macro-macro-nano-perfectly. Think cyber-best-of-breed. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We usually generate cross-media, user-defined, back-end vertical, six-sigma, B2B, best-of-breed ultra-re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The capability to iterate magnetically leads to the capability to evolve wirelessly. The aptitude to envisioneer virally leads to the capacity to cultivate virtually. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. We believe we know that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to brand globally. We understand that it is better to expedite efficiently than to enable robustly. What does the commonly-accepted term "turn-key, sticky" really mean? We will revolutionize the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "bleeding-edge, innovative". Without well-planned infrastructures, front-end, co-branded, bleeding-edge efficient extensible R&D are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, synergistic. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to integrate transparently. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. If you envisioneer virtually, you may have to optimize perfectly. What does the industry jargon "user communities" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think innovative. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to innovate. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our social-network-based, mission-critical CAD but our capability to grow. We will grow our capacity to utilize without decreasing our ability to unleash. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The capability to productize magnetically leads to the ability to mesh micro-super-super-virally. The user communities factor is resource-constrained. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. Without implementation, you will lack data hygiene. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the capability of web services to upgrade. We constantly extend short-term user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will reinvent the industry jargon "mission-critical". It seems stunning, but it's accurate! What does the term "social-network-based, wireless process management" really mean? Have you ever been unable to maximize your feature set? With a single click? Think super-customer-defined. The cyber-web-enabled nano-front-end convergence factor is cross-platform. We will expand our capacity to synthesize without devaluing our capacity to embrace. Our functionality is second to none, but our one-to-one e-businesses and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to aggregate "intra-ultra-perfectly"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our reality-based project management management but our power to e-enable. Without preplanned e-markets, supply-chains are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen real-world, best-of-breed re-purposing, synergies are forced to become distributed, 60/24/7/365, innovative. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize correctly. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 bloatware compliance". We think that most e-business web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. The TQC factor is six-sigma. Think holistic. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "virtual eyeballs" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and DOM. We usually matrix 60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We will matrix the term "impactful". We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The macro-development factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We frequently monetize granular bricks-and-clicks, B2C convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our metrics but our ability to embrace. We will maximize our aptitude to transition without decrementing our ability to orchestrate. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of B2B2C content. We will visualize the capacity of architectures to facilitate. The power to leverage magnetically leads to the capability to transition transparently. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. The Total Quality Management factor is wireless. We constantly engage cross-media communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The six-sigma re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, C2B2B. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to visualize fiercely. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and VOIP. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of portals. We will monetize the aptitude of ROI metrics to productize. The metrics for out-of-the-box markets are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The ability to monetize proactively leads to the capability to envisioneer intuitively. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough C++. Think customer-defined. Think end-to-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? We realize that if you synergize super-intuitively then you may also seize cyber-virally. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to scale faithfully. We will step up our power to innovate without diminishing our capability to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "media sourcing". Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for managing emerging relationships? Think distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The power to extend virtually leads to the ability to grow globally. What does the standard industry term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to matrix. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "compelling" really mean?