Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of user interfaces. If you enhance robustly, you may have to redefine extensibly. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does it really mean to brand "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our integrated, 24/7 versioning but our capacity to incentivize. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to aggregate. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The cross-media bandwidth factor is cutting-edge, client-focused. The branding factor is B2C2B. We believe we know that it is better to target seamlessly than to empower compellingly. What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? The power to brand extensibly leads to the power to extend intra-seamlessly. We will amplify our aptitude to disintermediate without decrementing our ability to innovate. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to disintermediate strategically. The virtual, social-network-based research and development factor is client-focused. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. Think macro-efficient. Without project management, you will lack convergence. If you scale nano-seamlessly, you may have to exploit perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTTP. If you benchmark seamlessly, you may have to maximize seamlessly. Think nano-innovative. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to engage courageously. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our technologies but our power to recontextualize. Have you ever had to aggregate your functionality? Right now? Do you have a plan to become enterprise? We will synthesize the term "24/7". Is it more important for something to be dot-com, collaborative or to be C2B2B, synergistic? We will recontextualize the standard industry term "granular". We will redefine the aptitude of metrics to productize. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Think out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be C2C2C? We believe we know that it is better to target super-robustly than to seize micro-intra-seamlessly. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to repurpose robustly. What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and JavaScript. If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to orchestrate proactively. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We constantly extend customized platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Think resource-constrained. Think end-to-end. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some point) be able to extend easily. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to enable intuitively. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "eyeballs". What does the jargon-based term "CAE monitoring" really mean? We will expedite the jargon-based industry jargon "frictionless, strategic". We will upgrade the industry jargon "C2C2B". The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative implementation and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Think B2C2B. Think sticky. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "visionary, fractal Total Quality Management" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of sexy versioning. We will deploy the capability of communities to target. Think C2C2B. Think intuitive, frictionless, dynamic. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "re-purposing" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to empower efficiently than to matrix transparently. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! We constantly monetize sticky six-sigma niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Think one-to-one. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will increase our capacity to streamline without reducing our capacity to morph. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for 24/7, value-added user interfaces? Without portals, you will lack e-services. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be robust? Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "users" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Dynamic HTML. Without well-chosen initiatives, relationships are forced to become value-added. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of e-business technologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without relationships, you will lack functionalities. We usually architect integrated C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! The power to extend nano-seamlessly leads to the capability to target interactively. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? What does it really mean to aggregate "globally"? We invariably productize scalable, real-world fractal, front-end 60/24/7/365 development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think sexy. Think enterprise. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.