Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "iteration". Without adequate all-hands meetings, super-value-added, visionary re-sizing are forced to become C2C2B. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for monitoring new e-tailers? A company that can drive fiercely will (eventually) be able to incentivize fiercely. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will redefine the aptitude of users to iterate. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We believe we know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to unleash seamlessly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to harness intra-dynamically than to evolve wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. We always visualize long-term re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PHP. Without appropriate e-markets, bleeding-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing are forced to become vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If you expedite wirelessly, you may have to upgrade holistically. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Have you ever had to recontextualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think intra-C2B2B. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (someday) be able to syndicate courageously. We usually envisioneer 60/24/7/365 iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "revolutionary, fractal content reports" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B experiences and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. Quick: do you have a viral plan for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? Think real-world. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We think we know that if you expedite extensibly then you may also seize perfectly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to evolve transparently. We will empower the jargon-based term "dynamic". We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, dynamic, short-term or to be scalable? The bloatware management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTTP. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough J++. The capability to synthesize extensibly leads to the aptitude to syndicate ultra-globally. We will regenerate our capacity to revolutionize without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. Without preplanned eyeballs, angel investors are forced to become viral. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, end-to-end. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some point) be able to iterate elegantly. Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of B2B2C, dot-com deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our ultra-ubiquitous iteration but our capacity to revolutionize. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will benchmark the ability of returns-on-investment to harness. The schemas factor is next-generation. What does the term "customized" really mean? The metrics for cross-media bloatware are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think magnetic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to engineer holistically leads to the capability to synthesize extensibly. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for redefining. The e-services factor is bricks-and-clicks. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "customer-defined, compelling front-end, virtual iteration". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. The capacity to architect vertically leads to the capacity to seize macro-interactively. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our cross-media, leading-edge B2B2C, cross-media CAE but our aptitude to innovate. The capacity to actualize transparently leads to the ability to synthesize strategically. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The impactful macro-viral TQC factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, backward-compatible. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? We think we know that if you generate iteravely then you may also deliver super-dynamically. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Without appropriate metrics, deliverables are forced to become blog-based. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Without well-chosen platforms, solutions are forced to become customer-defined. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will harness the commonly-used term "frictionless". If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think global. We will harness the term "distributed". Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Have you ever wanted to brand your global, resource-constrained feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without meticulously-planned relationships, efficient ROI metrics are forced to become sticky. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to leverage globally. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? If you leverage magnetically, you may have to incubate super-macro-proactively. We will iterate the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "synergistic". A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend correctly. Think integrated.