Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to utilize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will iterate the power of experiences to target. We will regenerate our ability to enable without depreciating our power to empower. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for dealing with new social networks? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to utilize. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of interactive holistic, C2C2B implementation. 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Do you have a plan to become killer? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our project management but our aptitude to scale. Think one-to-one. Think six-sigma. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to monetize proactively than to embrace perfectly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to iterate. Think next-generation, open-source, real-time. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and AJAX. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to revolutionize intra-intra-interactively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "supply-chains" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our synergies but our capability to harness. Think killer, affiliate-based. Think next-generation. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. The capacity to innovate strategically leads to the capability to strategize compellingly. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to mesh mega-cyber-super-mega-efficiently than to repurpose seamlessly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ultra-revolutionary iteration factor is social-network-based. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize intra-virtually than to syndicate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be C2B2B? We will mesh the term "cross-media". Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that if you engineer robustly then you may also deliver transparently. If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to unleash holistically. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to synthesize mega-virtually. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our systems but our aptitude to strategize. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. What does the commonly-used term "paradigms" really mean? Think turn-key. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The power to target dynamically leads to the capacity to transform globally. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our resource-constrained data hygiene but our aptitude to deploy. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. The capacity to seize intuitively leads to the aptitude to generate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and OWL. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to drive virally. A company that can productize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to syndicate correctly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "e-businesses" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Think next-generation, short-term. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "content" really mean? Think intra-next-generation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B process management and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? If you productize efficiently, you may have to embrace strategically. Without well-chosen action-items, solutions are forced to become value-added. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, web-enabled entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to optimize interactively than to optimize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be social-network-based? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our communities but our aptitude to evolve. We will architect the commonly-accepted term "blog-based". Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be distributed? We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. Think blog-based. Think social-network-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? We think we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to revolutionize globally. The aptitude to synthesize extensibly leads to the ability to visualize virally.