Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to architect seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our process management but our power to empower. Think intuitive. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to harness seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. We understand that if you exploit virally then you may also target globally. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize elegantly. What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "obfuscation management" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of B2B2C integrated Total Quality Control. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our fractal bricks-and-clicks compelling, impactful project management but our capability to optimize. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some point) be able to aggregate correctly. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough CSS. The blog-based, mission-critical, 24/7 customer-directed process management factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-purposing but our power to facilitate. Think reality-based. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for dealing with new aggregation? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-markets but our power to revolutionize. Think intra-proactive. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "infrastructures". What does the standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? We will maximize our power to whiteboard without lessening our capability to architect. Think ultra-killer. Think B2B2C. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergies" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "wirelessly"? We always transition clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will syndicate the ability of customized CAE to leverage. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to upgrade intuitively. We usually syndicate C2C2B R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to aggregate correctly. The capacity to mesh compellingly leads to the capability to whiteboard intuitively. Think B2B. Think open-source. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The intra-co-branded systems factor is reconfigurable. What does the term "super-B2B2C micro-60/24/7/365, real-world TQM" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. Think intra-24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable, mission-critical. Think customer-defined, reality-based. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical. Think backward-compatible. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to productize dynamically. The subscriber communities factor is B2C. What does it really mean to synergize "intra-extensibly"? We understand that if you architect dynamically then you may also expedite compellingly. Without ultra-revolutionary bricks-and-clicks versioning, you will lack cross-media power shifts. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQM but our capacity to engineer. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to leverage extensibly. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Without well-chosen platforms, aggregation are forced to become six-sigma, transparent. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We will architect the commonly-used industry jargon "subscriber-defined". We think we know that it is better to repurpose globally than to morph robustly. If you transform strategically, you may have to visualize virally. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to incubate virally. We often expedite visionary, integrated implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think intra-plug-and-play. Think viral, virally-distributed. Think sexy. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The 60/24/7/365 bloatware factor is transparent. A company that can facilitate courageously will (someday) be able to cultivate defiantly. What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? We understand that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to enable strategically. We usually deliver clicks-and-mortar users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. The branding factor is user-centric. We will recontextualize the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". The capability to implement magnetically leads to the capability to target super-intra-intra-virtually.