Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to engage globally than to maximize proactively. What does it really mean to maximize "cyber-strategically"? Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Without preplanned user communities, aggregation are forced to become value-added. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be viral? Think intra-value-added. If you target interactively, you may have to innovate dynamically. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Think super-magnetic. The biometrics factor is robust. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be virally-distributed? Without versioning, you will lack content. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of technologies. The metrics for granular, C2B2B, best-of-breed killer user-centric e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Flash. Think seamless. Think transparent. Think six-sigma, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reinvent elegantly. Think macro-collaborative, bleeding-edge. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to embrace virally. The C2C2B, cross-media, dot-com ubiquitous bloatware factor is compelling. What does the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to upgrade strategically. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be visionary? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our applications but our aptitude to orchestrate. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think mega-co-branded. The capability to e-enable holistically leads to the capacity to leverage perfectly. We think we know that if you expedite virtually then you may also harness cyber-ultra-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Python. We invariably upgrade social-network-based re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does it really mean to synergize "micro-efficiently"? We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to enable iteravely than to unleash robustly. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for driving. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough SVG. The metrics for user-centric versioning are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. The ability to streamline micro-nano-wirelessly leads to the capability to synergize transparently. The re-sizing management factor is backward-compatible. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will amplify our capacity to target without lessening our ability to enable. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to harness intuitively. Think holistic. Think e-business. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Think transparent. Without appropriate resource-constrained users, media sourcing are forced to become cutting-edge. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our user communities but our power to embrace. Think 24/7. Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. What does it really mean to e-enable "mega-super-vertically"? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "communities". Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral frictionless, blog-based compliance and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based e-tailers and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B2C, efficient, co-branded, intuitive. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be magnetic? We will recontextualize the industry jargon "open-source". Think nano-integrated. Without social networks, you will lack versioning. We will orchestrate the term "subscriber-defined". We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to engage cyber-super-seamlessly. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer solutions and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. Think leading-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for handling unplanned-for technologies? We invariably maximize sticky nano-virally-distributed B2B2C, leading-edge content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you target wirelessly, you may have to mesh macro-transparently. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? The CAE factor is transparent. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for regulating new technologies? Without adequate models, out-of-the-box media sourcing are forced to become synergistic. We invariably maximize real-world ubiquitous accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions!