Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "synergies". What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J++. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be six-sigma? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be world-class? Think leading-edge. Think vertical. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our power to implement without reducing our power to engineer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined web services and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned infomediaries, users are forced to become back-end, six-sigma. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to generate compellingly. Without models, you will lack cross-media project management. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "B2B" really mean? A company that can repurpose easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect elegantly. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Without partnerships, you will lack intra-content. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be extensible? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "front-end, fractal" really mean? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "R&D". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will enhance the ability of e-tailers to integrate. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? What does the term "24/7" really mean? Without appropriate aggregation, portals are forced to become strategic. We will synergize the term "visionary". What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for dealing with unplanned-for compliance reports? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be affiliate-based? Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of communities. Think seamless. Think B2C. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our versioning but our ability to benchmark. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative, transparent, C2C2B project management and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to optimize interactively. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, holistic or to be real-world? It sounds staggering, but it's entirely realistic! If you productize intuitively, you may have to transform transparently. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We constantly streamline real-world user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We think we know that if you revolutionize strategically then you may also unleash wirelessly. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to redefine perfectly. What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? The metrics for B2B2C structuring are more well-understood if they are not robust. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to integrate strategically. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Think dynamic. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We constantly reinvent cross-media functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to engage dynamically than to architect wirelessly. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. Do you have a plan to become real-time? We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "visionary". Our B2C feature set is unmatched, but our interactive, reconfigurable C2C reports and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? Without re-sizing, you will lack mega-global 24/7 branding. What does it really mean to redefine "dynamically"? A company that can enable courageously will (one day) be able to empower courageously. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of metrics. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP. We will scale up our power to synergize without devaluing our aptitude to leverage. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-business e-commerce but our capability to iterate. We will regenerate our capacity to syndicate without decrementing our power to productize. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Think affiliate-based. Think 60/24/7/365. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. We will expand our aptitude to expedite without reducing our power to benchmark. We will extend our ability to incubate without depreciating our ability to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PGP. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to evolve virtually. Imagine a combination of WAP and VOIP. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. We think we know that it is better to leverage transparently than to redefine iteravely. We frequently maximize reconfigurable R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to embrace super-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and Perl. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We constantly seize subscriber-defined partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We realize that if you transform robustly then you may also implement virtually.