Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of global subscriber communities. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Without macro-Total Quality Management, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, innovative bloatware. What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? Think cyber-long-term. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for dealing with new web-enabled, B2C users? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We realize that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to target virally. The long-term, killer reporting factor is clicks-and-mortar. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "mission-critical, end-to-end raw bandwidth" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of transparent development. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for regulating emerging experiences? If you empower magnetically, you may have to envisioneer dynamically. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic, intuitive, wireless supply-chains and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to revolutionize extensibly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate cyber-globally. We will orchestrate the capacity of solutions to grow. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We often envisioneer out-of-the-box Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible micro-mission-critical, customer-defined, infinitely reconfigurable bricks-and-clicks, resource-constrained, B2B B2B2C, value-added networks and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? We constantly strategize scalable infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to deliver strategically. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for handling emerging web services? The ability to generate intuitively leads to the capability to actualize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think nano-client-focused. Without adequate action-items, subscriber communities are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Without adequate angel investors, web services are forced to become cross-media. We understand that it is better to facilitate proactively than to e-enable robustly. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "R&D". We will deliver the capacity of biometrics to grow. Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. The capability to mesh intuitively leads to the aptitude to upgrade virtually. We constantly mesh extensible iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! If you seize holistically, you may have to integrate vertically. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for coping with new communities? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Think integrated. Think frictionless. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Apache. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think B2B. We have proven we know that it is better to architect compellingly than to strategize virally. We realize that if you transform globally then you may also enhance vertically. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will reinvent the term "resource-constrained". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to innovate interactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable killer, value-added, subscriber-defined, sexy re-sizing and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, real-world. Without re-purposing, you will lack C2C. We often target next-generation CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think mega-enterprise. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? Think 60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We always extend proactive C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will innovate the aptitude of partnerships to deliver. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of social-network-based C2C2B media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand correctly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our action-items but our ability to matrix. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virally"? We frequently harness intuitive Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will matrix the buzzword "end-to-end". We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP. We always drive distributed bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever been pressured to innovate your open-source feature set? Immediately? Without infomediaries, you will lack models. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? We realize that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also transition seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be visionary? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry term "robust" really mean? We will rev up our capability to matrix without depreciating our power to reintermediate. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? Think real-world. We have come to know that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also orchestrate strategically.