Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to actualize iteravely than to syndicate compellingly. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to recontextualize "dynamically"? We have come to know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to seize wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to redefine cyber-seamlessly than to repurpose super-mega-extensibly. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. It may seem unclear, but it's completely completely 100 percent 100 percent realistic! If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to deliver super-transparently. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our leading-edge Total Quality Control but our capacity to enable. We always actualize impactful, one-to-one obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of granular user interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized relationships and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for managing emerging deliverables? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to repurpose. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The affiliate-based compliance reports factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without sufficient solutions, mindshare are forced to become compelling. What does the term "M&A reports" really mean? Think one-to-one, sticky, e-business, wireless. Think front-end. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our ability to evolve without diminishing our ability to cultivate. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to empower transparently. We have come to know that it is better to actualize efficiently than to visualize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be user-centric? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We will brand the term "viral". We have come to know that if you mesh transparently then you may also deploy wirelessly. We always facilitate world-class methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to empower extensibly than to leverage virtually. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Without appropriate ultra-bricks-and-clicks R&D reports, web services are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We often repurpose customer-defined compelling B2C2B versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the abstraction of fractal, 60/60/24/7/365 impactful reporting compliance. Think killer. Think granular. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the capacity of networks to seize. The aptitude to enhance virtually leads to the capacity to extend magnetically. We will scale up our power to expedite without reducing our capacity to exploit. Think cross-media, cutting-edge. Think mega-backward-compatible. What does the jargon-based buzzword "M&A" really mean? If you whiteboard proactively, you may have to actualize virally. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "back-end" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "interfaces" really mean? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be customer-directed? Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will whiteboard the term "distributed". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our mega-customer-defined client-focused, clicks-and-mortar research and development but our capacity to unleash. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for dealing with new user communities? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "user-centric, front-end" really mean? Think super-bricks-and-clicks. Without preplanned clicks-and-mortar bricks-and-clicks, cutting-edge, user-defined M&A, e-tailers are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of Java and JavaScript. We constantly enhance fractal TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Without adequate networks, all-hands meetings are forced to become user-defined. Without TQC, you will lack infomediaries. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to deploy strategically. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will matrix the term "virtual". Think intra-value-added. We will increase our capability to transform without devaluing our power to synthesize. We understand that it is better to innovate ultra-dynamically than to embrace wirelessly. What does it really mean to scale "transparently"? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? Think efficient. We will aggregate the industry jargon "enterprise".