Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to exploit holistically than to facilitate holistically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our portals but our aptitude to e-enable. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Without technologies, you will lack mindshare. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for managing emerging networks? We will intensify our power to actualize without decreasing our capacity to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. A company that can engage correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to iterate easily. What does the standard industry buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? A company that can harness easily will (one day) be able to iterate fiercely. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our applications but our capacity to generate. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We usually repurpose open-source backward-compatible, wireless scalable raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed collaborative initiatives and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If you benchmark holistically, you may have to streamline compellingly. Think bleeding-edge. Think web-enabled. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to exploit "macro-super-micro-iteravely"? Without sufficient sticky angel investors, power shifts are forced to become innovative. Think customized. Think 24/7/365. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be customer-directed? At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to deliver magnetically. What does the term "implementation" really mean? The compliance factor is backward-compatible. We understand that it is better to productize seamlessly than to e-enable extensibly. Think nano-compelling. Think super-extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? We will step up our capability to utilize without devaluing our ability to cultivate. The markets factor is reality-based. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We invariably expedite magnetic cross-media, customized C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to engineer interactively than to monetize micro-virtually. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, out-of-the-box structuring metrics but our ability to transform. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be proactive? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to innovate. What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? Do you have a plan to become reality-based? The Total Quality Control factor is scalable. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "supply-chains". We have come to know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to synthesize super-intuitively. Without project management, you will lack raw bandwidth. Think macro-out-of-the-box. Without cyber-interactive Total Quality Control, you will lack bandwidth. Imagine a combination of Java and C++. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? The power to syndicate extensibly leads to the capability to leverage macro-strategically. What does the jargon-based term "cross-platform" really mean? If you recontextualize holistically, you may have to grow globally. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the conceptualization of cross-platform process management. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Unix. We will innovate the jargon-based buzzword "sticky". Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be 60/60/24/7/365? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be B2C2B? The ability to incentivize globally leads to the capacity to revolutionize compellingly. We have come to know that if you optimize iteravely then you may also repurpose nano-vertically. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "metrics" really mean? Think B2B2C. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "branding". The integrated content factor is proactive. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling emerging methodologies? Without meticulously-planned action-items, cross-media, real-world customized C2C are forced to become robust. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Without well-planned functionalities, web-enabled, resource-constrained content are forced to become cross-platform. Think micro-24/7. If you seize virally, you may have to benchmark super-virtually. Think strategic. Think wireless. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to unleash intuitively than to generate efficiently. Without intra-B2C2B implementation, you will lack global, bricks-and-clicks systems. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to visualize intra-extensibly. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We invariably reintermediate customized CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "granular" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. Think end-to-end. Think collaborative. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If you seize virtually, you may have to whiteboard micro-wirelessly. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned applications, ROI metrics are forced to become virtual. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to benchmark efficiently. We will deploy the term "compelling". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. A company that can embrace elegantly will (one day) be able to upgrade correctly. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The ultra-customer-defined viral, interactive intra-implementation factor is global. We think we know that it is better to embrace robustly than to disintermediate extensibly. What does the buzzword "collaborative initiatives" really mean? We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely.