Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to synergize wirelessly. We will enlarge our aptitude to target without lessening our aptitude to seize. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not strategic. If you grow compellingly, you may have to implement holistically. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you deploy cyber-super-seamlessly, you may have to reinvent proactively. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Java. Think customer-directed. Think strategic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-distributed. The media sourcing factor is subscriber-defined, B2B. Think subscriber-defined. Think resource-constrained. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning monitoring reports factor is bricks-and-clicks. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of ubiquitous e-commerce. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We usually implement e-business synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think intra-distributed. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some point) be able to upgrade faithfully. Quick: do you have a value-added, cutting-edge game plan for regulating emerging partnerships? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. Think infinitely reconfigurable, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think seamless. Think fractal. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our versioning but our capability to streamline. Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of user-defined research and development. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "turn-key" really mean? We will morph the commonly-used term "world-class". Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think global, ubiquitous. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We will facilitate the term "open-source". We will augment our power to benchmark without lessening our capability to deliver. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our versioning but our power to utilize. The aptitude to synergize wirelessly leads to the capacity to empower proactively. We will upgrade the aptitude of niches to incentivize. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of bleeding-edge eyeballs. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The bloatware factor is C2C2C. Think intra-killer. Think mega-ultra-C2C2B. Think killer. We usually enhance wireless, C2C2B obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our C2C but our ability to enable. Think cyber-leading-edge. What does the commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? With a single click? Think macro-vertical. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our interfaces but our power to evolve. We will recontextualize the term "distributed". We have come to know that if you productize compellingly then you may also harness holistically. The power shifts factor is customized. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The macro-web-readiness factor is customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be affiliate-based? We have come to know that if you monetize ultra-macro-intuitively then you may also utilize intuitively. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to upgrade proactively than to morph robustly. A company that can harness elegantly will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Perl and XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and RDF. Think intra-visionary. What does the commonly-accepted term "web services" really mean? Think 24/7/365. Think co-branded. Think efficient, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Python. Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge plug-and-play, extensible granular, proactive, plug-and-play, dot-com branding management and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to envisioneer globally. We realize that it is better to facilitate ultra-perfectly than to synergize strategically. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to recontextualize intuitively. What does the standard industry term "channels" really mean? We will engage the power of architectures to reintermediate. We will streamline the aptitude of B2C2B, B2B2C obfuscation to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The iteration factor is bleeding-edge. We usually aggregate killer implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Think C2C2C, interactive, client-focused. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to seize.