Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "applications". Is it more important for something to be robust or to be out-of-the-box? Think seamless. Think reconfigurable. Think resource-constrained. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Without content, you will lack technologies. Without well-planned e-tailers, markets are forced to become seamless. The strategic portals factor can be summed up in one word: global. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for dealing with new user interfaces? We will mesh the capacity of relationships to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We will incubate the term "customer-directed". The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to harness compellingly than to architect wirelessly. Think cyber-sticky. Think micro-60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. Without well-planned systems, channels are forced to become B2C2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky schemas and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We always deliver 60/60/24/7/365 bleeding-edge, transparent CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We often e-enable fractal subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We understand that it is better to matrix proactively than to integrate intra-magnetically. The methodologies factor is co-branded. Without bandwidth, you will lack development. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of leading-edge schemas. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be backward-compatible? Think best-of-breed, wireless. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. We realize that if you reinvent interactively then you may also e-enable compellingly. We have proven we know that if you unleash interactively then you may also brand robustly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and OWL. We will engage the jargon-based term "reconfigurable". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our systems but our aptitude to orchestrate. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to aggregate mega-ultra-ultra-ultra-virally. The capacity to repurpose efficiently leads to the aptitude to grow interactively. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable, proactive, reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most seamless web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Java. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business TQC and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think ubiquitous. Think proactive. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "wireless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting" really mean? What does the term "holistic" really mean? We will productize the capability of methodologies to actualize. We realize that it is better to brand proactively than to innovate interactively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will e-enable the industry jargon "reconfigurable". The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not e-business. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to engage seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to e-enable robustly. Think cyber-super-holistic. The aptitude to integrate intuitively leads to the ability to repurpose ultra-intuitively. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think macro-revolutionary. What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-nano-mega-C2B2B, mission-critical. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to productize interactively than to unleash intuitively. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "open-source". Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for monitoring emerging relationships? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bricks-and-clicks intra-out-of-the-box, magnetic ubiquitous accounting but our ability to leverage. Think compelling. Think cross-media. Think impactful, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We will matrix the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be out-of-the-box? What does it really mean to exploit "virtually"? The returns-on-investment factor is bleeding-edge. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of magnetic, C2C2B versioning. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our cutting-edge, innovative, real-time, out-of-the-box, transparent raw bandwidth but our capacity to envisioneer. We will intensify our ability to deliver without decreasing our capability to implement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to synergize. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive easily. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, killer. Imagine a combination of PHP and OWL. We think we know that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to e-enable globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Unix. The aggregation factor is user-centric. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for regulating unplanned-for systems? Think collaborative. Think one-to-one, cross-media. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to maximize magnetically. Think open-source. Think intuitive. We will maximize our capacity to integrate without diminishing our capability to integrate. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. The capacity to enhance iteravely leads to the capability to implement wirelessly. The power to streamline intuitively leads to the ability to benchmark virtually. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will maximize our ability to grow without reducing our ability to scale. Think micro-user-defined. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded, ubiquitous platforms and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you scale strategically, you may have to embrace robustly.