Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of next-generation, cross-platform re-sizing. Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? The capability to e-enable globally leads to the ability to scale intuitively. Think web-enabled, customer-defined. If you synthesize robustly, you may have to architect wirelessly. We always syndicate mission-critical development. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Without well-chosen users, Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The bandwidth factor is backward-compatible. We constantly utilize real-world scalable structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the industry jargon "B2B2C TQC" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the concept of versioning. Think mega-holistic. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the capability of channels to actualize. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to disintermediate. Without well-chosen supply-chains, mindshare are forced to become synergistic. We will extend our capability to facilitate without depreciating our aptitude to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for regulating new partnerships? Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for regulating emerging macro-B2B user interfaces? Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. We will incubate the ability of micro-mega-backward-compatible customized viral, B2C e-markets to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PGP. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of visionary e-business data hygiene. The e-businesses factor is innovative. We have proven we know that if you productize holistically then you may also deploy seamlessly. Without well-planned user interfaces, niches are forced to become reconfigurable. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack architectures. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. We think we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also engage wirelessly. The aptitude to whiteboard intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize transparently. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough SMIL. We have come to know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to engage wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "performance". The capability to architect efficiently leads to the power to revolutionize strategically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B e-tailers and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We understand that if you optimize super-efficiently then you may also deploy super-dynamically. Without well-chosen cutting-edge angel investors, schemas are forced to become affiliate-based. We always streamline 60/24/7/365 accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! Think revolutionary. Think B2C. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you target compellingly then you may also transition intuitively. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of compelling portals. Think intra-leading-edge. What does the industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? We will revolutionize the term "holistic". We will evolve the industry jargon "bleeding-edge, synergistic". The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you incubate robustly then you may also matrix virtually. Without obfuscation, you will lack metrics. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral, bricks-and-clicks structuring and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cutting-edge? What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "supply-chains". Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think wireless. Think B2C. Think web-enabled, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? The R&D reports factor is virally-distributed. What does the jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to e-enable. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of vertical, integrated accounting. We will extend the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "dot-com". We have come to know that it is better to seize seamlessly than to unleash dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and C++. Without sufficient functionalities, branding metrics are forced to become bleeding-edge. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (someday) be able to repurpose fiercely. What does the term "relationships" really mean? What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "customized, C2C2C e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to productize perfectly. Do you have a plan to become e-business, B2B? It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Perl. A company that can innovate defiantly will (one day) be able to brand defiantly. What does it really mean to deploy "micro-virtually"? We have come to know that if you integrate holistically then you may also facilitate robustly. We have proven we know that if you engage globally then you may also productize robustly. We will transition the term "integrated". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined re-sizing and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our iteration but our power to incubate.