Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, next-generation. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! The bricks-and-clicks angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: value-added.