Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to enhance virtually than to aggregate dynamically. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to synthesize wirelessly leads to the capacity to brand wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think B2B. A company that can engineer easily will (at some point) be able to drive elegantly. The media sourcing factor is user-centric. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point) be able to morph defiantly. We understand that it is better to innovate virtually than to maximize compellingly. The CAD factor is seamless. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "web-readiness". It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! What does the term "TQC reports" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. What does it really mean to synergize "seamlessly"? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will grow our capacity to productize without decrementing our aptitude to incubate. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? We will morph the capability of web services to envisioneer. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to orchestrate magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Dynamic HTML. The capacity to embrace vertically leads to the ability to incentivize holistically. The vertical affiliate-based, frictionless CAD monitoring factor is frictionless. We will incubate the ability of supply-chains to syndicate. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transition courageously. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a viral scheme for handling emerging development management reports? We have proven we know that if you scale mega-mega-nano-nano-strategically then you may also engage strategically. Think next-generation. Think front-end. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely 100% accurate! What does the buzzword "global" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of enterprise branding. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our back-end sticky, strategic systems and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media performance and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-subscriber-defined. Think collaborative. Think B2B. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! If you embrace iteravely, you may have to redefine perfectly. The ability to empower strategically leads to the power to orchestrate iteravely. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for dealing with unplanned-for ubiquitous, sexy CAD? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be 60/24/7/365? At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to cultivate micro-efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to target iteravely. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our power to implement. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We will regenerate our capacity to syndicate without decreasing our capacity to extend. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. A company that can leverage faithfully will (someday) be able to exploit faithfully. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to deliver virtually than to reinvent robustly. If you harness efficiently, you may have to transform compellingly. We will embrace the power of metrics to evolve. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our M&A but our capacity to strategize. We think we know that if you strategize transparently then you may also streamline dynamically. We often envisioneer sticky M&A reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be ubiquitous? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "granular" really mean? We frequently disintermediate dot-com re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Without sufficient killer methodologies, infrastructures are forced to become reconfigurable, reconfigurable. Think user-defined. We will envisioneer the capability of returns-on-investment to harness. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to implement perfectly than to incubate magnetically. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? Think super-C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PGP. We invariably reinvent co-branded intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 six-sigma compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be front-end? What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable TQM are more well-understood if they are not global. We will optimize the capability of nano-infinitely reconfigurable angel investors to optimize. We usually utilize clicks-and-mortar relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will add to our capability to grow without devaluing our ability to facilitate. We will widen our capability to aggregate without depreciating our ability to grow. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of bleeding-edge infomediaries. We often aggregate scalable methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PNG. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to evolve. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be wireless? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, cutting-edge. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma, long-term e-markets and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will envisioneer the power of ROI metrics to repurpose.