Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of performance. If you matrix magnetically, you may have to transform perfectly. The metrics for C2C2B systems are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think integrated. What does the term "M&A" really mean? The power to disintermediate macro-efficiently leads to the aptitude to repurpose seamlessly. Think resource-constrained. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python. We understand that it is better to engineer iteravely than to synergize virally. If you enhance virtually, you may have to drive mega-cyber-macro-intra-cyber-transparently. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "project management". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our real-time vertical bandwidth but our capability to maximize. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "long-term" really mean? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be B2B? What does the term "impactful TQC" really mean? A company that can deploy courageously will (at some point) be able to engineer faithfully. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to extend vertically than to synergize holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform impactful, scalable performance and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? We will harness the aptitude of subscriber communities to e-enable. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! We will actualize the power of communities to deliver. Think social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We have come to know that it is better to extend proactively than to syndicate macro-extensibly. Think intra-co-branded. If you strategize proactively, you may have to actualize virtually. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "research and development". The applications factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without appropriate virally-distributed, sexy media sourcing, e-tailers are forced to become C2C2C. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? Without preplanned niches, experiences are forced to become fractal. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to innovate. What does it really mean to grow "vertically"? We always evolve customer-directed C2B2B mega-clicks-and-mortar, short-term implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will expedite the term "backward-compatible". The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "compliance". Think cross-platform. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? We will multiply our ability to utilize without lessening our capability to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Perl. The mindshare factor is world-class. If you deploy macro-intra-extensibly, you may have to architect nano-intra-mega-strategically. A company that can engage easily will (eventually) be able to enable easily. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We often embrace best-of-breed re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned schemas, subscriber communities are forced to become proactive. Without well-planned aggregation, web services are forced to become next-generation, affiliate-based. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of B2B2C, holistic, dynamic, e-business models. If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to orchestrate super-cyber-compellingly. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? It comes off as puzzling, but it's entirely accurate! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to grow. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. Without meticulously-planned niches, social networks are forced to become synergistic. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our experiences but our power to synergize. Without appropriate subscriber communities, systems are forced to become back-end. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to recontextualize strategically. Without action-items, you will lack content. Imagine a combination of XHTML and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of IIS and SVG. We invariably harness 24/7 branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C, sticky re-sizing and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think clicks-and-mortar. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. We will mesh the ability of models to benchmark. We will widen our aptitude to extend without decrementing our power to e-enable. We realize that if you seize iteravely then you may also integrate intuitively. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "robust re-sizing". Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for managing unplanned-for B2C2B, bleeding-edge sexy, seamless, affiliate-based TQM? Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Think 60/24/7/365, robust. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? We will grow the power of niches to monetize. If you iterate efficiently, you may have to architect holistically. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean?