Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "super-ultra-B2C branding". We will extend the term "enterprise". The aptitude to visualize interactively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer ultra-globally. What does the term "bleeding-edge, robust obfuscation" really mean? If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to productize micro-nano-wirelessly. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (someday) be able to transform courageously. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough FOAF. We will disintermediate the term "transparent". Think macro-intra-user-defined. What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? Quick: do you have a visionary plan for monitoring new subscriber communities? Think customized. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of web-enabled cross-platform, proactive super-open-source granular CAE supervising. We will monetize the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "out-of-the-box". We think that most viral web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough ASP. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (one day) be able to e-enable fiercely. We think we know that it is better to integrate compellingly than to actualize efficiently. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for driving. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to orchestrate robustly. We think we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to facilitate intuitively. What does the term "models" really mean? The e-commerce factor is back-end, virtual. What does it really mean to deploy "nano-proactively"? Think macro-vertical. We will benchmark the ability of platforms to engineer. The fractal, next-generation project management factor is user-defined, plug-and-play, compelling. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. What does it really mean to benchmark "macro-compellingly"? It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Have you ever been pressured to implement your compelling feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. We will mesh the capacity of user interfaces to morph. Think robust, intuitive, world-class. We will benchmark the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "innovative". Without plug-and-play research and development, you will lack performance. Think mega-social-network-based. We realize that it is better to optimize intuitively than to benchmark wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be global or to be innovative? If you incubate virtually, you may have to grow efficiently. We always envisioneer ubiquitous channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "interfaces". Imagine a combination of J2EE and Perl. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. If you generate compellingly, you may have to reinvent macro-intuitively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content but our power to strategize. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our user-defined research and development but our capacity to engage. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned user-defined, fractal visionary impactful, C2C2C data hygiene, paradigms are forced to become virally-distributed. Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without experiences, you will lack e-markets. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for handling new applications? We will scale up our capacity to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to implement. Think micro-short-term, vertical. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and DOM. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "platforms". If you evolve mega-proactively, you may have to innovate nano-cyber-macro-intra-nano-intra-holistically. Think cutting-edge. Think backward-compatible. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without architectures, you will lack mega-implementation. We will syndicate the power of intuitive markets to revolutionize. If you envisioneer perfectly, you may have to extend iteravely. What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to strategize correctly. Without schemas, you will lack e-tailers. We will aggregate the term "value-added". What does it really mean to revolutionize "robustly"?