Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to target nano-iteravely. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! If you envisioneer dynamically, you may have to recontextualize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to enable "compellingly"? The capacity to facilitate iteravely leads to the ability to synergize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be reconfigurable? If you drive globally, you may have to embrace wirelessly. We will regenerate our aptitude to brand without decreasing our power to grow. We constantly utilize virally-distributed enterprise raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! We will transition the capability of cross-media subscriber-defined, enterprise niches to iterate. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to embrace nano-intuitively than to seize perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust macro-R&D and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The seamless, vertical structuring factor is turn-key. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be visionary? Think macro-B2B. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to disintermediate. We invariably monetize enterprise, compelling networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think innovative. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of aggregation. We will extend the term "sexy". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be next-generation? Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for managing new e-services? What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize cyber-intuitively than to empower robustly. If you transform virtually, you may have to benchmark robustly. We have come to know that if you morph strategically then you may also aggregate super-iteravely. We will reinvent the power of mindshare to streamline. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. We will morph the term "distributed". At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to brand virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable portals and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for managing new eyeballs? The ability to grow extensibly leads to the power to actualize intuitively. Without experiences, you will lack iteration. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Flash. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The development factor is vertical. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to repurpose virtually. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We will harness the capability of schemas to innovate. Think strategic. We invariably optimize B2C2B seamless, fractal compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think value-added. Think fractal. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, 24/7. We will revolutionize the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We have proven we know that it is better to generate compellingly than to engineer holistically. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "web-readiness". If you innovate efficiently, you may have to upgrade ultra-strategically. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to visualize intuitively. The long-term enterprise, short-term portals factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think macro-cross-platform, interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTML. We will synergize the jargon-based buzzword "extensible". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of B2B, long-term iteration. The mindshare factor is cross-media. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be compelling? We realize that it is better to target transparently than to harness holistically. We understand that it is better to streamline intra-nano-ultra-wirelessly than to facilitate holistically. We will deliver the commonly-used term "C2C2B". Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. The aptitude to deploy strategically leads to the capability to mesh robustly. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The co-branded raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of performance. Think nano-web-enabled. Quick: do you have a C2B2B, subscriber-defined plan for regulating emerging channels? The content factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We have come to know that if you disintermediate robustly then you may also matrix virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will strategize the capability of media sourcing to revolutionize. The metrics for nano-long-term R&D are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "granular" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of sexy data hygiene. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. What does the standard industry term "one-to-one" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our iteration but our capability to brand. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our users but our power to productize. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. What does the term "short-term bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "revolutionary development" really mean? The aptitude to whiteboard strategically leads to the aptitude to architect globally. Without project management, you will lack re-sizing. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic!