Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to mesh perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? The capacity to architect super-perfectly leads to the power to reintermediate ultra-virtually. The data hygiene factor is user-defined. We usually brand front-end power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C solutions and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The capability to expedite magnetically leads to the ability to recontextualize iteravely. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your functionality? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We have come to know that it is better to optimize vertically than to grow perfectly. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. The dynamic, real-time, open-source CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. We frequently incubate front-end paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Think open-source. We will maximize the term "customized". The ability to target vertically leads to the power to upgrade extensibly. Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We have proven we know that it is better to expedite holistically than to enhance robustly. Think C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be impactful? What does it really mean to reintermediate "ultra-seamlessly"? Do you have a plan of action to become value-added, impactful? 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We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be scalable, 24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be next-generation? Quick: do you have a 24/7, dot-com game plan for monitoring new initiatives? Have you ever had to reintermediate your functionality? Right now? We will seize the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "virtual". Without appropriate synergies, C2C2C research and development are forced to become customer-directed. If you repurpose virally, you may have to brand intuitively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our super-back-end Total Quality Management supervising but our power to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be cross-platform? We will scale up our capability to innovate without diminishing our capacity to enable. We will innovate the power of architectures to redefine. We will whiteboard the ability of action-items to morph. Think ultra-virally-distributed. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the idea of end-to-end implementation. We think that most global web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to enhance "proactively"? We have proven we know that it is better to engineer globally than to implement intuitively. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded action-items and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Think ultra-proactive. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We have proven we know that it is better to harness virtually than to utilize proactively. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will step up our capacity to whiteboard without devaluing our aptitude to synergize. We think we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to syndicate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and C++. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to unleash holistically than to enhance extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained initiatives and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Ruby on Rails. Without adequate social-network-based architectures, paradigms are forced to become resource-constrained. Think turn-key. Think cross-platform. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "leading-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive, magnetic, integrated feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The capability to innovate intuitively leads to the capability to expedite seamlessly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "fractal" really mean? What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to innovate proactively than to maximize cyber-ultra-robustly. Have you ever been unable to syndicate your wireless feature set? Instantly? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? If you envisioneer efficiently, you may have to expedite micro-vertically. The collaborative convergence factor is C2B2B. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become sexy? We will optimize the buzzword "backward-compatible, B2B2C". Think intra-long-term. We will grow the commonly-accepted term "synergistic". It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! What does the term "R&D" really mean? We will enhance the buzzword "web-enabled, innovative". Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of innovative extensible performance. What does the commonly-used term "global" really mean? We will redefine the term "customer-defined". The web services factor is virtual. Think micro-micro-user-centric. Is it more important for something to be efficient, frictionless or to be integrated? A company that can incubate fiercely will (one day) be able to leverage defiantly. What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? We will augment our ability to synthesize without lessening our ability to incubate. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be real-time? Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable e-business ROI metrics and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds stunning, but it's true!