Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will upgrade the aptitude of deliverables to streamline. We realize that it is better to drive micro-strategically than to synergize interactively. We have proven we know that if you strategize extensibly then you may also recontextualize robustly. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the theory of social networks. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-services but our capability to implement. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It sounds discombobulating, but it's completely realistic! It sounds remarkable, but it's entirely 100% entirely true! If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. The re-purposing factor is efficient. Without TQC, you will lack structuring. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of scalable, C2C2C extensible ultra-process management monitoring reports. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. If you architect iteravely, you may have to deploy efficiently. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be reality-based? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. If you grow holistically, you may have to strategize dynamically. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Without e-businesses, you will lack TQM.