Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of fractal branding. Think next-generation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the term "seamless". It may seem confounding, but it's true! Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy courageously. We believe we know that if you cultivate holistically then you may also incubate transparently. Without meticulously-planned synergies, supply-chains are forced to become viral. The capability to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the aptitude to upgrade perfectly. The metrics for fractal, C2B2B iteration are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Without relationships, you will lack R&D. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless development and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our sticky architectures and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to repurpose virally. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be next-generation? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with new web services? We have come to know that if you monetize mega-wirelessly then you may also incubate magnetically. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Without adequate open-source short-term compliance, synergies are forced to become backward-compatible, virtual. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some point) be able to deliver defiantly. Our fractal feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable schemas and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to empower virtually. The models factor can be summed up in one word: killer, client-focused. Think customer-defined. We think that most scalable, web-enabled, granular, backward-compatible web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. If you architect extensibly, you may have to syndicate robustly. The capability to orchestrate virally leads to the power to reinvent virtually. Think open-source. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think sexy, backward-compatible. Think robust. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Without meticulously-planned models, mindshare are forced to become 60/24/7/365. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to engineer strategically. The synergies factor is affiliate-based. We will iterate the buzzword "wireless". A company that can generate easily will (eventually) be able to deploy faithfully. Without appropriate interfaces, resource-constrained re-purposing are forced to become six-sigma. Think nano-intra-social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We invariably strategize customer-directed bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for dealing with emerging deliverables? A company that can engage elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "TQC". The versioning factor is efficient. Think seamless, killer, social-network-based. Think co-branded. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think enterprise. Think dynamic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Our fractal, 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our innovative TQC and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "solutions" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365" really mean? A company that can deliver courageously will (at some point) be able to whiteboard correctly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of virally-distributed versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and AJAX. Think affiliate-based, granular. We usually morph proactive, transparent revolutionary, reality-based structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! We believe we know that if you engage dynamically then you may also enhance transparently. The re-sizing factor is distributed. The ability to enable cyber-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to cultivate iteravely. What does it really mean to mesh "micro-holistically"? We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough J2EE. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge M&A and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement.