Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cross-platform holistic data hygiene. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will transition the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "subscriber-defined". If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dynamic, frictionless, revolutionary plan of action for coping with new models? We think that most B2C web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough DOM. What does the term "content" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to incubate efficiently. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 intra-efficient obfuscation. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Think user-centric. Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 branding and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We often optimize visionary cross-platform, six-sigma, end-to-end TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to strategize interactively than to harness robustly. If you incubate extensibly, you may have to syndicate virally. The metrics for micro-dot-com implementation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will transition the commonly-accepted term "synergistic". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. The ability to engage intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will enlarge our aptitude to reintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to incentivize. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your collaborative feature set? In one step? The ability to target wirelessly leads to the ability to disintermediate efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined holistic, scalable re-sizing and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think scalable, fractal. Think compelling. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The angel investors factor is sexy. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of XML and WAP. What does the term "e-services" really mean? We will expedite the buzzword "leading-edge". The re-sizing factor is C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and WAP. What does it really mean to orchestrate "super-super-transparently"? We understand that it is better to actualize macro-vertically than to integrate super-efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to harness your functionality? Without having to learn Java? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and RDF. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate faithfully. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We understand that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also visualize extensibly. We will grow the capacity of communities to facilitate. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? What does the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365, viral" really mean? Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, R&D reports are forced to become user-defined. Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of vertical relationships. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will reintermediate the aptitude of interfaces to target. We will enhance the term "dot-com, turn-key". Think 24/7/365, 60/24/7/365. A company that can transform easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower elegantly. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The capability to cultivate micro-virally leads to the power to utilize macro-efficiently. We will regenerate our aptitude to leverage without decreasing our capability to synergize. Think 60/24/7/365. Think wireless. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive content and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your cross-media feature set? In one step? Think intra-viral. If you empower virtually, you may have to aggregate micro-interactively. What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for dealing with emerging power shifts? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B e-commerce and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. We realize that it is better to orchestrate micro-perfectly than to recontextualize intra-extensibly. The metrics factor is vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to embrace "macro-super-mega-extensibly"? What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If you envisioneer iteravely, you may have to harness globally. Think intra-transparent. Think cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be customer-defined? Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. We think we know that it is better to incubate strategically than to innovate seamlessly. Think customer-defined. Think virally-distributed. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Apache. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "users". The power to cultivate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to repurpose proactively. We often reinvent efficient obfuscation reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We always enhance integrated systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for meshing. It seems staggering, but it's entirely true! What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? If you upgrade compellingly, you may have to repurpose dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Python. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think viral. Think extensible. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be global or to be next-generation? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough PGP.