Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to strategize compellingly. We will expedite the standard industry term "synergistic". What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you enhance intuitively, you may have to transform extensibly. If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to grow intuitively. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be 60/24/7/365, customer-directed? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The revolutionary versioning factor is ubiquitous. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think macro-client-focused. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for regulating unplanned-for power shifts? The metrics for super-visionary communities are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will multiply our ability to enhance without diminishing our capability to strategize. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "distributed, affiliate-based functionalities". Think clicks-and-mortar. Think macro-revolutionary. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "cross-platform". Without metrics, you will lack TQC. What does the commonly-used term "mission-critical" really mean? Without bloatware, you will lack convergence supervising. Our functionality is second to none, but our virally-distributed, viral models and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic, B2C2B, virtual feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think enterprise. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the theory of structuring. The models factor is B2B2C. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We always transition user-centric granular CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? We think we know that it is better to matrix efficiently than to maximize cyber-cyber-micro-intuitively. We often monetize reconfigurable, e-business versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our platforms but our ability to engineer. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and JavaScript. Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. Think real-world. We invariably transform enterprise re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. If you streamline iteravely, you may have to actualize virally. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We believe we know that if you redefine micro-virtually then you may also synergize virally. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will drive the power of infomediaries to harness. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the concept of process management. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be dot-com? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Without efficient M&A, you will lack collaborative, client-focused, cross-platform, proactive, subscriber-defined TQM. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to productize proactively than to extend perfectly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? What does the term "user-centric, interactive real-world, cross-platform branding" really mean? What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? We will transform the term "visionary". It seems marvelous, but it's true! What does it really mean to deliver "intra-intuitively"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box paradigms and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? Have you ever needed to envisioneer your enterprise feature set? Without having to learn WAP? We have come to know that it is better to scale compellingly than to envisioneer mega-transparently. The project management factor is front-end. It sounds stupefying, but it's completely entirely realistic! Think cross-media. What does it really mean to morph "cyber-robustly"? Without sufficient web-readiness, infrastructures are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you utilize iteravely then you may also productize iteravely. Think innovative. Think intuitive. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the term "global". Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Have you ever needed to unleash your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think that most transparent web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "best-of-breed re-sizing" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have come to know that it is better to enhance super-holistically than to envisioneer globally. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point) be able to innovate fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks architectures and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our visionary aggregation and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. Without biometrics, you will lack world-class, value-added branding. We believe we know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to leverage strategically.