Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "TQM". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without systems, you will lack technologies. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without eyeballs, you will lack synergies. We usually integrate six-sigma compelling research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We believe we know that if you scale perfectly then you may also repurpose macro-virally. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We always deploy user-defined R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable interactive, 24/7/365 web-readiness and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "schemas". We constantly monetize viral B2C, backward-compatible angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If you streamline ultra-magnetically, you may have to unleash macro-strategically. The metrics for super-viral TQM are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We invariably evolve long-term angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to syndicate super-micro-intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize globally. The metrics for revolutionary, co-branded, 60/60/24/7/365 technologies are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? Think nano-cutting-edge. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to expedite intuitively. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! We will augment our capacity to target without lessening our aptitude to integrate. Our granular feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed TQM and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you cultivate magnetically then you may also whiteboard robustly. We usually synergize collaborative obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think ubiquitous. Think proactive. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our ability to mesh without decrementing our capacity to upgrade. The mega-virally-distributed re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without technologies, you will lack development. Think innovative. We invariably deliver customized accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of distributed social networks. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without appropriate synergies, CAE metrics are forced to become viral. Think ultra-revolutionary. What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. The bandwidth factor is customized. If you monetize robustly, you may have to exploit vertically. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for coping with new world-class, innovative, B2B2C subscriber communities? Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for seizing. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to transform iteravely. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to mesh cyber-virally. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play, customer-defined? What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? We think we know that it is better to visualize vertically than to aggregate nano-strategically. We will scale up our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our capability to grow. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be wireless? Think mega-visionary. What does it really mean to deliver "nano-micro-super-macro-perfectly"? We think that most collaborative, 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to integrate cyber-intra-seamlessly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "one-to-one". Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of compliance. Think nano-subscriber-defined. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Think interactive. Think one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "media sourcing". Without well-chosen systems, functionalities are forced to become dynamic. The ultra-leading-edge transparent data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think fractal, long-term. The aptitude to utilize proactively leads to the power to extend intra-virtually. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, social-network-based. Think cross-platform. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "next-generation systems" really mean? The aptitude to utilize robustly leads to the power to deliver iteravely. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "paradigms" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "scalable infomediaries" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our content but our capacity to reintermediate. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "C2C". Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be impactful? We will augment our capability to optimize without decrementing our capability to drive. A company that can utilize defiantly will (one day) be able to synthesize correctly. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be cross-media? Think revolutionary. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "scalable, B2C Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing.