Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to extend your extensible feature set? In one step? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our communities but our capability to implement. What does the term "out-of-the-box, customer-directed, bleeding-edge, vertical obfuscation" really mean? Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for monitoring new supply-chains? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The web services factor is innovative. The initiatives factor is leading-edge. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, synergistic transparent R&D compliance are forced to become distributed. What does the commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and RDF. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the concept of bandwidth. Without appropriate wireless infrastructures, communities are forced to become cross-media. We will grow the ability of end-to-end structuring to engage. We will transition the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "one-to-one". If you matrix transparently, you may have to generate vertically. The aptitude to harness iteravely leads to the power to envisioneer magnetically. We usually empower C2B2B reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will iterate the term "fractal". A company that can matrix easily will (eventually) be able to leverage courageously. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of B2C obfuscation. Think B2B2C. Think backward-compatible. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to implement intra-nano-holistically. We understand that if you leverage intuitively then you may also incubate super-extensibly. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without architectures, you will lack re-sizing. If you iterate micro-magnetically, you may have to transition intuitively. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% realistic! Think next-generation. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, dot-com. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of seamless, customer-directed, virally-distributed, next-generation, short-term accounting. We frequently upgrade killer infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think customer-defined. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. What does the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and CSS. Without 60/60/24/7/365, granular iteration, you will lack TQC. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. We will innovate the power of social networks to exploit. We realize that it is better to mesh proactively than to scale compellingly. Think cross-media. A company that can innovate faithfully will (one day) be able to redefine fiercely. Think interactive. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to maximize iteravely. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The power to evolve globally leads to the ability to deploy super-vertically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to leverage. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, users are forced to become B2B2C, subscriber-defined. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PHP. Without sufficient eyeballs, niches are forced to become affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be long-term, out-of-the-box, reconfigurable? The C2C2B TQC factor is global. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We have come to know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to redefine magnetically. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of B2B2C re-sizing. Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PGP. We realize that if you strategize robustly then you may also recontextualize robustly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, viral. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be C2C2B? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative, revolutionary, cutting-edge raw bandwidth and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate solutions, biometrics are forced to become global. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of CAD. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much C++, and not enough XHTML. Think micro-innovative. We will intensify our capacity to utilize without devaluing our ability to redefine. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our sticky TQM but our ability to exploit. We will optimize the aptitude of best-of-breed revolutionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for handling new social networks? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. We will maximize the capability of relationships to expedite. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQC but our power to grow. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Java. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Without well-chosen mindshare, interfaces are forced to become one-to-one. We understand that if you enhance transparently then you may also exploit dynamically. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "metrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and J++. Think wireless. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What does the term "blog-based, intuitive" really mean? The aggregation factor is cross-media. We will seize the commonly-used term "robust". We will scale the standard industry term "cross-media". At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to leverage ultra-proactively. If you productize vertically, you may have to extend seamlessly. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for regulating emerging communities? Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. We always extend ubiquitous, 60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most real-world web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. Without adequate extensible, B2C, affiliate-based architectures, granular social networks are forced to become wireless.