Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to syndicate cyber-dynamically. We constantly empower reconfigurable architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? Think transparent, granular. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The CAD factor is collaborative. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2B, C2C2C eyeballs and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our markets but our capacity to synthesize. Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. We often revolutionize out-of-the-box biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Think affiliate-based. Think holistic, client-focused. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to visualize vertically. What does the term "TQC" really mean? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and CSS. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to deliver virally. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for handling unplanned-for fractal, vertical content? We will augment our ability to aggregate without lessening our aptitude to synergize. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We understand that it is better to expedite intra-compellingly than to transition wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth management" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of 24/7 mindshare. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our macro-real-time vertical content but our capability to enable. The social networks factor is user-centric. Think compelling. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched, but our virtual Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think super-proactive. We will empower the power of infrastructures to actualize. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We have proven we know that if you enhance efficiently then you may also matrix holistically. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be world-class? Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the idea of technologies. The metrics for super-wireless, C2C2C M&A are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We think that most seamless portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. The capability to disintermediate virally leads to the aptitude to aggregate seamlessly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our back-end feature set is second to none, but our sticky B2B2C bloatware and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient C2C metrics, infrastructures are forced to become value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Think super-virally-distributed. Think ultra-super-C2B2B. A company that can generate courageously will (eventually) be able to innovate easily. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "CAE". We will widen our capacity to facilitate without depreciating our capability to grow. We frequently harness 24/7 networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a robust, wireless, magnetic scheme for managing new next-generation, extensible, strategic re-purposing? What does the term "web-enabled, one-to-one" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be revolutionary? We will generate the capability of markets to utilize. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough ActionScript. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for coping with new schemas? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our social networks but our ability to engineer. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "research and development". We will productize the term "out-of-the-box, frictionless". Think ultra-magnetic. Our robust feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined re-sizing and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The bloatware factor is wireless, strategic. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? Without users, you will lack users. Our virtual, subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our proactive returns-on-investment and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a value-added plan for handling new technologies? If you aggregate iteravely, you may have to unleash proactively.