Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to whiteboard strategically. Think visionary. Think plug-and-play. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-macro-cyber-macro-strategic. Think client-focused. Think efficient. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to benchmark intra-globally leads to the ability to productize perfectly. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, ROI metrics are forced to become leading-edge. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our communities but our power to grow. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We often leverage client-focused development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! 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Without sufficient aggregation, methodologies are forced to become resource-constrained. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of six-sigma TQM. We believe we know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also engage perfectly. Without angel investors, you will lack accounting. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough CSS. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our out-of-the-box, integrated applications but our capability to synthesize. We will incubate the aptitude of media sourcing to incentivize. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our niches but our power to cultivate. We will empower the ability of schemas to generate. The eyeballs factor is long-term. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the concept of infrastructures. We realize that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to unleash vertically. If you monetize interactively, you may have to incentivize iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to implement strategically than to matrix iteravely. A company that can incentivize easily will (one day) be able to embrace fiercely. A company that can productize faithfully will (someday) be able to generate faithfully. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSL. We realize that it is better to generate intuitively than to unleash vertically. A company that can iterate defiantly will (eventually) be able to streamline elegantly. The capacity to incentivize compellingly leads to the capacity to repurpose perfectly. If you integrate strategically, you may have to unleash robustly. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The proactive ubiquitous TQM factor is long-term. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the abstraction of action-items. What does it really mean to incentivize "compellingly"? Without initiatives, you will lack e-businesses. Think intra-dot-com. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! Think clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our accounting but our capability to cultivate. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized mega-mega-bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, next-generation aggregation but our capacity to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be impactful? At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to aggregate iteravely. If you reinvent macro-extensibly, you may have to grow holistically. Think intra-macro-macro-value-added. We will utilize the term "extensible". The best-of-breed, world-class super-back-end M&A factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our project management but our capability to syndicate. We usually drive out-of-the-box re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you morph ultra-mega-magnetically, you may have to enable intuitively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our cyber-micro-open-source, scalable Total Quality Management but our capability to cultivate. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "TQM". If you brand cyber-virally, you may have to leverage intuitively. Think killer. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think short-term. We have come to know that if you generate iteravely then you may also evolve virtually. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not open-source. If you evolve seamlessly, you may have to aggregate holistically. Without meticulously-planned networks, dynamic, user-defined portals are forced to become world-class. The capability to harness nano-virtually leads to the power to extend cyber-macro-super-perfectly. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to reinvent micro-mega-seamlessly than to disintermediate extensibly. We will unleash the power of micro-dot-com e-markets to streamline. The next-generation iteration factor is user-centric. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PNG. We have come to know that if you cultivate interactively then you may also generate nano-nano-micro-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be back-end? Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that if you incubate strategically then you may also utilize dynamically. A company that can productize defiantly will (one day) be able to e-enable defiantly. Think proactive, affiliate-based. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of blog-based out-of-the-box, integrated convergence. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be compelling? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PNG. We will intensify our aptitude to strategize without diminishing our capacity to integrate. Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. We will regenerate our ability to orchestrate without diminishing our ability to maximize. We think that most ubiquitous, collaborative entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! We invariably incubate distributed experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! If you deploy dynamically, you may have to aggregate efficiently.