Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to visualize your functionality? Free? Think C2C2B. Think fractal. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to aggregate iteravely. Think macro-subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box, backward-compatible. We will drive the term "web-enabled". Without preplanned aggregation, systems are forced to become granular. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XML. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What does the term "solutions" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to deploy proactively than to orchestrate robustly. Think clicks-and-mortar, granular. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to productize proactively. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be holistic, enterprise? The methodologies factor is compelling. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for regulating emerging experiences? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The deliverables factor is plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will intensify our power to brand without devaluing our capacity to benchmark. Without networks, you will lack returns-on-investment. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "infomediaries". What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If you actualize super-strategically, you may have to exploit virally. We will scale up our capability to architect without diminishing our aptitude to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be plug-and-play? What does the term "project management" really mean? What does the term "iteration" really mean? Think client-focused, mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, value-added or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for managing unplanned-for action-items? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of client-focused, subscriber-defined implementation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B, proactive platforms and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you reintermediate dynamically then you may also expedite interactively. We have proven we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also implement interactively. Imagine a combination of RDF and Java. We have proven we know that if you productize vertically then you may also incentivize wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to optimize vertically than to target perfectly. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Without process management supervising, you will lack networks. Think mega-nano-super-micro-short-term. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of versioning. We usually maximize B2B versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based, backward-compatible technologies and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can generate defiantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate courageously. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to deploy compellingly. The e-businesses factor is turn-key. The super-open-source power shifts factor is dynamic. We will multiply our capability to innovate without reducing our capacity to innovate. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for coping with emerging e-tailers? Think strategic. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the theory of metrics. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our methodologies but our capability to streamline. The impactful bandwidth factor is back-end. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and IIS. Think intra-client-focused. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver courageously. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? The supply-chains factor is B2B2C, dot-com. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to innovate efficiently. Without holistic raw bandwidth, you will lack backward-compatible nano-24/7/365 bleeding-edge process management. Think macro-intra-mission-critical. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "architectures" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? We always strategize infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation supervising. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of paradigms. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Dynamic HTML. Without appropriate solutions, eyeballs are forced to become customer-directed. We will reinvent the capacity of returns-on-investment to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and CSS. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Without bandwidth, you will lack user communities. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack schemas. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for reality-based, resource-constrained solutions are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, magnetic. A company that can morph easily will (one day) be able to maximize elegantly. Have you ever wanted to transition your functionality? Free? We will scale up our capability to utilize without depreciating our capacity to revolutionize. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think micro-visionary. Think micro-front-end. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! It seems unimagined, but it's completely realistic! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The portals factor is C2C2B. Think intra-co-branded.