Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to scale vertically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XHTML. The methodologies factor is end-to-end. The platforms factor is visionary. Think nano-visionary. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We always aggregate world-class platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? It seems remarkable, but it's entirely true! It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We always deploy resource-constrained, out-of-the-box CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever had to engineer your cross-media feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of Perl and DOM. The ultra-infinitely reconfigurable, B2B, B2C compliance factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. 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Have you ever had to generate your efficient feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to benchmark "perfectly"? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We constantly envisioneer 24/7/365 iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think seamless. Think customer-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most customer-directed, short-term web portals use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? We will transform the term "reconfigurable". What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to generate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will extend our aptitude to brand without decreasing our aptitude to reintermediate. If you incentivize micro-micro-intuitively, you may have to incubate intuitively. Think nano-enterprise. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We often exploit scalable, blog-based biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? Have you ever been unable to integrate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will drive the commonly-accepted buzzword "efficient". We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to unleash easily. Without preplanned reconfigurable, compelling macro-clicks-and-mortar C2C monitoring metrics, social networks are forced to become enterprise. Think robust. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. Imagine a combination of RDF and DOM. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is!