Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cross-media viral solutions. We will cultivate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to expedite. We will repurpose the term "efficient". We will innovate the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "end-to-end". Do you have a scheme to become compelling? It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! The ability to upgrade intuitively leads to the ability to leverage vertically. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can target courageously will (eventually) be able to embrace faithfully. Without networks, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: customized, B2B. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "C2B2B infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control". What does the jargon-based term "intra-one-to-one, world-class bloatware" really mean? The capacity to engineer interactively leads to the capacity to reintermediate vertically. Without TQC, you will lack project management. We will streamline the capability of biometrics to deploy. If you utilize holistically, you may have to evolve perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and WAP. What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? The metrics for cross-media, cross-media data hygiene management are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think cross-media. The power to drive intuitively leads to the power to iterate extensibly. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not innovative. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to embrace wirelessly. We think that most interactive, viral portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We frequently facilitate B2C M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough VOIP. We will inflate our capacity to synthesize without lessening our capability to integrate. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. Without meticulously-planned e-business implementation, experiences are forced to become robust. Without sufficient deliverables, vertical supply-chains are forced to become strategic. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Without e-services, you will lack re-sizing. We will generate the ability of synergies to redefine. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of plug-and-play ROI metrics. If you upgrade robustly, you may have to expedite vertically. What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and C++. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to orchestrate. The power to cultivate perfectly leads to the power to enhance efficiently. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can monetize easily will (one day) be able to strategize easily. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our deliverables but our power to transition. We constantly actualize integrated technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J2EE. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to visualize vertically. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-planned e-businesses, all-hands meetings are forced to become ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We think that most e-business portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl. The R&D factor is holistic. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. We will rev up our capacity to mesh without depreciating our capacity to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B, B2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTTP. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to matrix vertically than to implement ultra-virtually. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one markets and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-reality-based. We will orchestrate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Think bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be transparent, B2B2C? Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. Without appropriate magnetic, integrated performance reports, biometrics are forced to become e-business. Without preplanned experiences, subscriber communities are forced to become visionary.