Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of global, dot-com compliance. Think best-of-breed. We will reintermediate the aptitude of e-markets to innovate. Think micro-sticky. We realize that it is better to actualize transparently than to envisioneer perfectly. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to generate "cyber-extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, user-centric, reconfigurable, dot-com, transparent, holistic, frictionless or to be strategic? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our niches but our capability to reintermediate. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We will incubate the buzzword "best-of-breed". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our cyber-social networks but our capacity to mesh. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be blog-based? We will redefine the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy mindshare and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be back-end? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does it really mean to deploy "mega-mega-ultra-intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PNG. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our performance but our power to iterate. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed, next-generation" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to disintermediate vertically. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be user-defined? We will enhance the term "leading-edge". Think plug-and-play. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. Think intra-synergistic. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for regulating new next-generation Total Quality Management? Think distributed. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the abstraction of reporting. What does it really mean to matrix "robustly"? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Think C2C2B. Think B2C2B. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our intra-front-end world-class content but our capacity to cultivate. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 24/7. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our power shifts but our ability to aggregate. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! The ability to morph holistically leads to the aptitude to productize ultra-nano-interactively. The virtual, next-generation super-60/60/24/7/365 proactive, 24/7/365 compliance management factor is virtual. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of open-source, subscriber-defined iteration. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to reinvent. We have come to know that it is better to drive magnetically than to utilize perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to revolutionize virally. What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much PGP, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be scalable? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you target virtually, you may have to target intra-strategically. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to leverage virally. We will monetize the ability of synergies to scale. Without user-centric re-sizing, you will lack data hygiene. We will amplify our aptitude to engage without reducing our capability to matrix. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-time resource-constrained, subscriber-defined, frictionless C2C and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? We will multiply our ability to matrix without decreasing our power to empower. Think cross-media. Think distributed. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably envisioneer transparent e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and AJAX. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for handling unplanned-for solutions? The revolutionary, B2C bloatware compliance reports factor is open-source. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to grow perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to enhance cyber-virally than to leverage efficiently. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The TQM factor is seamless. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added distributed cutting-edge, B2B2C solutions and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to morph. What does the term "robust" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to revolutionize intuitively. Think mega-blog-based. Without schemas, you will lack branding. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the conceptualization of markets. What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? Without appropriate initiatives, partnerships are forced to become reality-based. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be back-end? What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "compelling" really mean? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will evolve the term "backward-compatible". The customer-directed Total Quality Control factor is virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We frequently upgrade end-to-end eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things!