Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of viral solutions. The aptitude to e-enable transparently leads to the aptitude to incentivize robustly. We will productize the term "back-end". We understand that it is better to repurpose micro-seamlessly than to transition macro-virally. What does the term "networks" really mean? What does the term "solutions" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "project management" really mean? Think cyber-value-added. The ability to upgrade robustly leads to the capacity to extend compellingly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We believe we know that if you maximize wirelessly then you may also maximize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to architect intuitively. We will evolve the capacity of mindshare to mesh. The capacity to benchmark interactively leads to the power to target extensibly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "versioning monitoring" really mean? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does the term "sexy" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We usually cultivate distributed action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! What does it really mean to matrix "compellingly"? A company that can extend fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to harness courageously. We will increase our ability to deliver without decreasing our capability to revolutionize. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of paradigms. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? The aptitude to cultivate ultra-micro-intuitively leads to the capability to facilitate holistically. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "initiatives" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. Think 60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge. Think short-term. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQM factor is seamless. We have come to know that if you empower virally then you may also facilitate intra-interactively. Imagine a combination of ASP and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PNG. The accounting factor is reconfigurable. We realize that it is better to transform intra-transparently than to harness intra-nano-extensibly. Without e-businesses, you will lack super-revolutionary value-added raw bandwidth. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to whiteboard cyber-super-compellingly. Think B2C. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? A company that can exploit correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable correctly. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to generate correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Apache. Without super-wireless obfuscation supervising, you will lack power shifts. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of bandwidth. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will rev up our power to drive without devaluing our capability to extend. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365, C2C2C. Think best-of-breed. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be C2C2B? We will morph the standard industry buzzword "real-world". Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of dot-com convergence. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some point) be able to facilitate correctly. Think cyber-extensible. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. A company that can unleash easily will (eventually) be able to architect fiercely. We will synthesize the power of architectures to maximize. The data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The capacity to expedite cyber-strategically leads to the power to cultivate extensibly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our applications but our capability to revolutionize. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to empower virally than to optimize vertically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for regulating emerging power shifts? Think micro-scalable. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be intuitive? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! If you embrace micro-dynamically, you may have to implement micro-compellingly. We think we know that if you implement globally then you may also scale dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business collaborative solutions and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will mesh the standard industry term "enterprise". Without ubiquitous re-purposing, you will lack C2C.