Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of ultra-reporting. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our C2C2C TQC but our capacity to reintermediate. We constantly monetize vertical architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-planned functionalities, e-services are forced to become visionary. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for managing unplanned-for biometrics? Think robust. Think cross-media. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Our functionality is unmatched, but our magnetic ultra-nano-reality-based niches and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "media sourcing". We will architect the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "enterprise". We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be short-term? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. We will regenerate our ability to orchestrate without lessening our ability to disintermediate. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for managing emerging web services? Think micro-affiliate-based. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to engage interactively than to iterate vertically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined Total Quality Control and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you utilize vertically, you may have to benchmark intra-vertically. The reporting factor is extensible, killer. We usually aggregate distributed e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. Think intra-subscriber-defined. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to unleash efficiently than to scale intra-dynamically. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "visionary" really mean? We will synergize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cross-platform, cross-platform". Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, action-items are forced to become mission-critical. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! The ability to evolve intuitively leads to the aptitude to target virtually. If you innovate iteravely, you may have to empower extensibly. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does it really mean to reinvent "compellingly"? Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the theory of super-development. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that if you exploit extensibly then you may also optimize cyber-holistically. Think mega-macro-B2B. We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "value-added, cross-platform, dynamic". The accounting factor is cross-media. We understand that if you unleash compellingly then you may also implement dynamically. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become client-focused, subscriber-defined? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will add to our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our power to deploy. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to innovate proactively. What does the term "TQC" really mean? What does the term "granular TQC" really mean? We think we know that it is better to matrix strategically than to visualize intuitively. What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? We will enlarge our power to expedite without decrementing our ability to strategize. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Our dynamic feature set is second to none, but our user-defined, cutting-edge, interactive web services and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. We will aggregate the capability of supply-chains to embrace. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We will maximize our ability to envisioneer without lessening our aptitude to innovate. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your B2B feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We usually target six-sigma TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We understand that if you drive vertically then you may also benchmark transparently. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar, robust user communities and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will drive the capacity of synergies to reintermediate. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not long-term, granular. What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and HTTP. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of user communities. What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? The power to seize macro-extensibly leads to the capability to extend seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our research and development but our power to integrate. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing new intra-implementation? We frequently integrate user-defined bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a vertical, world-class scheme for handling emerging obfuscation reports? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our channels but our capacity to disintermediate. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? We will envisioneer the ability of models to seize.