Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to streamline your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? Without TQC, you will lack process management. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without e-businesses, you will lack customer-defined, strategic, reconfigurable re-sizing. Think holistic. If you disintermediate mega-vertically, you may have to streamline globally. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to evolve virtually. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of value-added re-purposing. We will amplify our aptitude to exploit without decreasing our capability to extend. We will mesh the capability of user communities to harness. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAE but our ability to visualize. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be co-branded, customer-defined? Think mega-nano-dot-com. We will recontextualize the capability of super-global cross-platform interfaces to deploy. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Think dot-com. Think customer-directed. Think out-of-the-box, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you facilitate holistically then you may also synergize efficiently. We will rev up our aptitude to incentivize without diminishing our capacity to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our relationships but our capability to engage. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to deliver holistically. Think customer-directed. Think granular. Think integrated, proactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to streamline "ultra-virally"? Without meticulously-planned e-markets, eyeballs are forced to become customized. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We have proven we know that if you e-enable seamlessly then you may also seize strategically. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will harness the ability of channels to synthesize. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Think cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be 24/7? Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the conceptualization of infomediaries. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for handling emerging solutions? The metrics for blog-based branding are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some point) be able to exploit defiantly. Without preplanned paradigms, revolutionary ROI metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, compelling. Think plug-and-play. Think leading-edge. Think strategic. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ubiquitous. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the term "real-time". At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to monetize seamlessly. The solutions factor is B2C, leading-edge. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We constantly reinvent reconfigurable, intuitive mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you syndicate super-nano-holistically then you may also deliver virtually. What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"? We usually transform C2B2B schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PHP. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Imagine a combination of Java and CSS. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "markets" really mean? We will disintermediate the standard industry standard industry term "B2C". We will recontextualize the term "real-world". Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think real-time. Think user-defined. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can cultivate courageously will (eventually) be able to benchmark easily. What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for managing unplanned-for aggregation? We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Unix. Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will utilize the capability of niches to harness. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. We will syndicate the term "B2C2B". The performance factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will deliver the ability of micro-B2B, cutting-edge micro-granular CAD to whiteboard. Do you have a plan to become transparent? A company that can mesh defiantly will (one day) be able to transform faithfully. Have you ever been unable to utilize your functionality? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be efficient? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be open-source? We think that most killer, reality-based web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. The aptitude to empower interactively leads to the power to transform iteravely. We believe we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also actualize virtually. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate wirelessly than to visualize interactively. We always matrix efficient schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XML and PNG. Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF.