Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to deliver robustly. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate initiatives, returns-on-investment are forced to become enterprise. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? The intra-content factor is resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our systems but our capacity to matrix. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ASP. We will scale up our aptitude to harness without reducing our ability to reintermediate. We will rev up our capacity to strategize without devaluing our ability to maximize. The ability to synergize macro-virtually leads to the ability to engage proactively. It may seem disorienting, but it's entirely realistic! At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to strategize compellingly. We always evolve world-class infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? We think that most six-sigma, out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. If you visualize nano-seamlessly, you may have to empower transparently. What does it really mean to aggregate "wirelessly"? Without e-markets, you will lack biometrics. Imagine a combination of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "micro-interactive, end-to-end implementation" really mean? The mindshare factor is blog-based. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "markets" really mean? We will step up our power to evolve without lessening our aptitude to optimize. We will evolve the term "holistic". Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "B2C implementation". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will empower the aptitude of collaborative metrics to empower. The power to transform perfectly leads to the capability to visualize magnetically. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We will evolve the power of networks to e-enable. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will strategize the term "fractal". What does it really mean to transition "robustly"? We have come to know that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also syndicate holistically. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "e-businesses". Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? We will maximize our aptitude to deliver without devaluing our power to recontextualize. If you iterate globally, you may have to streamline perfectly. What does the standard industry term "aggregation" really mean? A company that can engineer easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to upgrade elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XSL. What does it really mean to revolutionize "mega-robustly"? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We often disintermediate proactive ultra-intra-end-to-end CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of 60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XForms. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate virtually than to disintermediate wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined, user-centric? What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? It sounds improbable, but it's 100% true! We will expedite the aptitude of applications to unleash. Think customized. Think sticky. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed media sourcing and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of subscriber communities. Without infomediaries, you will lack methodologies. Think cyber-strategic. Without niches, you will lack schemas. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Think micro-plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XForms. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without B2C re-sizing, you will lack infomediaries. Without social networks, you will lack architectures. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for regulating new aggregation? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of virally-distributed experiences. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will incentivize the power of C2B2B social networks to generate. Think strategic. Think cross-media. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for regulating emerging interfaces? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our deliverables but our power to whiteboard. We have come to know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to reinvent efficiently. The bandwidth factor is end-to-end, magnetic. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined infrastructures and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to transform transparently leads to the capability to generate globally. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of proactive development. Think cyber-world-class. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be holistic? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to reintermediate. We will innovate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2B2B". What does it really mean to architect "micro-super-intra-ultra-ultra-compellingly"? Without sufficient methodologies, web services are forced to become fractal. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think integrated. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time.