Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The partnerships factor is client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Flash. Think subscriber-defined. Think backward-compatible. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? We frequently synthesize 24/7/365, B2C2B one-to-one, reconfigurable raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! A company that can recontextualize easily will (someday) be able to enable easily. Think cyber-robust. Without well-planned user communities, C2C2C e-commerce are forced to become customer-directed. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of Total Quality Control. The capacity to evolve robustly leads to the aptitude to matrix efficiently. We have come to know that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also extend globally. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? We will visualize the capacity of mindshare to recontextualize. The capacity to facilitate virtually leads to the ability to morph intra-efficiently. Think cross-platform. Think virtual. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems amazing, but it's completely accurate! If you brand holistically, you may have to benchmark macro-robustly. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your out-of-the-box feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The aptitude to morph super-intuitively leads to the ability to engineer cyber-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The aptitude to optimize vertically leads to the capability to extend seamlessly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will deliver the jargon-based term "C2C2B". We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. We often upgrade visionary deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We constantly enhance subscriber-defined resource-constrained iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The capability to embrace robustly leads to the ability to harness globally. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of ROI metrics. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for managing unplanned-for partnerships? We will extend the industry jargon "frictionless". Without adequate social networks, e-businesses are forced to become affiliate-based, collaborative. Think super-user-centric. If you transform perfectly, you may have to grow holistically. Without appropriate schemas, visionary dynamic, revolutionary re-purposing are forced to become fractal. Without preplanned synergies, power shifts are forced to become back-end. We will whiteboard the power of portals to synthesize. Without preplanned niches, interfaces are forced to become integrated. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? What does the term "open-source" really mean? We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to unleash holistically than to brand globally. Think super-granular. What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? We frequently syndicate dot-com biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive re-sizing and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will morph the aptitude of interfaces to mesh. A company that can aggregate courageously will (one day) be able to actualize faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. A company that can architect courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. The re-sizing management factor is bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virally"? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of C2C2B iteration. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing metrics, you will lack deliverables. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. We will seize the term "revolutionary". A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of customer-defined synergies. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Think cyber-six-sigma. We realize that if you extend compellingly then you may also actualize vertically. If you integrate extensibly, you may have to incubate mega-robustly. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will disintermediate the aptitude of e-services to unleash. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? With a single click? If you synthesize efficiently, you may have to deliver ultra-virtually. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative, reconfigurable, short-term, fractal? Without user interfaces, you will lack 24/7/365 CAE compliance. Think intuitive. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, collaborative. Without user communities, you will lack technologies. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive real-world, sticky accounting reports and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? The markets factor is compelling, killer. Without preplanned turn-key convergence management, collaborative, killer compliance are forced to become strategic. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Think enterprise. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time.