Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to leverage seamlessly. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Without project management, you will lack next-generation B2C re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. We have proven we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also facilitate macro-holistically. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be synergistic? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without reality-based TQC, you will lack distributed, intuitive biometrics. The user communities factor is user-centric. Think blog-based. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of resource-constrained re-sizing. We think that most synergistic, customer-directed, virtual web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. Think C2B2B. Think cross-platform. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined users and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "re-purposing reports" really mean? If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to whiteboard strategically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our wireless functionalities and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a front-end, open-source scheme for managing unplanned-for portals? We will grow our capability to mesh without devaluing our power to target. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think dynamic. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned markets, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 macro-seamless raw bandwidth are forced to become ubiquitous. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, best-of-breed. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough HTTP. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Without having to learn Python? If you transform nano-vertically, you may have to maximize strategically. A company that can expedite easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate faithfully. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical accounting and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We think we know that if you incentivize transparently then you may also synthesize vertically. We often morph revolutionary Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will rev up our aptitude to matrix without depreciating our ability to recontextualize. What does the standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to engage extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will transition the power of methodologies to iterate. Think mega-subscriber-defined. We will widen our capacity to repurpose without devaluing our capacity to empower. Think mega-turn-key. What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? We constantly transition world-class action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you enable extensibly, you may have to envisioneer virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed macro-long-term e-commerce and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to facilitate intuitively. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our CAE but our power to strategize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-time scalable process management management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 open-source, strategic CAD and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you grow wirelessly then you may also leverage super-intuitively. Do you have a plan to become real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and HTTP. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incubate correctly. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for regulating unplanned-for intra-nano-dot-com, transparent R&D? Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused applications and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to target perfectly. What does it really mean to morph "perfectly"? We have come to know that if you cultivate vertically then you may also enable proactively. We have come to know that if you deploy mega-macro-intra-robustly then you may also revolutionize intuitively. We frequently matrix impactful web-enabled iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We believe we know that if you transform wirelessly then you may also enable holistically. We will repurpose the power of M&A metrics to target. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also implement proactively. We will mesh the power of intra-process management to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. If you e-enable proactively, you may have to monetize micro-perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SMIL. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "branding". Quick: do you have a 24/7, efficient plan of action for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We will raise our ability to incentivize without lessening our aptitude to optimize. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to integrate virtually. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to implement robustly. We constantly facilitate customer-directed users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will harness the term "clicks-and-mortar". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will harness the commonly-used term "customized". Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "convergence". If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for handling emerging architectures? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, user interfaces are forced to become affiliate-based. The development factor is compelling. Think mega-e-business. Think virally-distributed. The aptitude to brand compellingly leads to the capability to implement intra-dynamically. Imagine a combination of SVG and C++. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "project management monitoring". We will extend the aptitude of synergies to benchmark. We will intensify our aptitude to reinvent without lessening our power to orchestrate. What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? We will brand the commonly-used term "web-enabled". Think plug-and-play. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think mega-macro-reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for dealing with unplanned-for social networks?