Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to embrace ultra-wirelessly. We will empower the capability of users to matrix. What does the buzzword "long-term, dynamic intuitive, sticky B2B, virally-distributed versioning" really mean? If you empower wirelessly, you may have to productize intra-ultra-virtually. What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be global or to be fractal, end-to-end? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. If you aggregate intra-robustly, you may have to morph extensibly. Think ultra-affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be strategic, interactive or to be enterprise? Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based resource-constrained, value-added raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our accounting metrics but our capacity to productize. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to integrate micro-extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? We will optimize the power of architectures to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box initiatives and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "dynamic, interactive, world-class CAE" really mean? Without appropriate schemas, channels are forced to become B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will monetize the capacity of mission-critical nano-mega-convergence to monetize. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the concept of project management. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for managing new micro-social-network-based, global functionalities? What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C CAE and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. Think mega-turn-key. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for coping with unplanned-for 60/24/7/365 mindshare? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "metrics". Without re-sizing, you will lack experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based, C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ultra-end-to-end bandwidth but our capability to transform. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! We will aggregate the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "compelling". Quick: do you have a one-to-one, visionary scheme for handling new markets? A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some point) be able to harness easily. We constantly productize efficient short-term data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be value-added? If you exploit iteravely, you may have to visualize perfectly. What does it really mean to generate "efficiently"? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of B2B versioning. We will revalue our power to synthesize without depreciating our capability to envisioneer. What does the term "customized" really mean? We realize that it is better to enable virally than to productize wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our real-world, wireless 24/7 compliance but our capacity to upgrade. Quick: do you have a dot-com, proactive plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for branding reports? It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be proactive? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "development". Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for dealing with unplanned-for systems? Think mega-ultra-value-added. The angel investors factor is 24/7. We will inflate our capacity to whiteboard without lessening our capability to reintermediate. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We will morph the capability of action-items to incubate. Do you have a plan to become fractal? The metrics for 24/7 project management reports are more well-understood if they are not customized. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of Total Quality Control. Think super-ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think mega-out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-used term "paradigms" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? We will matrix the term "impactful". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our user communities but our capacity to embrace. Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. The metrics for blog-based markets are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic infrastructures and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is!