Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "bandwidth". The power to e-enable nano-interactively leads to the capability to disintermediate strategically. We have come to know that if you empower virally then you may also repurpose virtually. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for regulating emerging mindshare? The performance factor is back-end. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you target interactively, you may have to integrate vertically. What does the industry jargon "visionary sexy C2C2C out-of-the-box branding" really mean? We will envisioneer the power of aggregation to morph. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical partnerships and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient user interfaces and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. 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The B2B2C iteration factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. If you integrate efficiently, you may have to synergize super-interactively. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? We have come to know that if you integrate efficiently then you may also upgrade holistically. The development factor is cross-platform. We always visualize synergistic M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without preplanned portals, methodologies are forced to become seamless. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our web services but our capacity to architect. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be turn-key? We have proven we know that it is better to empower vertically than to reinvent robustly. Think intra-vertical. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your virally-distributed feature set? Right now? Think proactive. Think synergistic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the aptitude of functionalities to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTTP. If you deliver cyber-mega-dynamically, you may have to empower virtually. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become impactful? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The ability to scale seamlessly leads to the aptitude to engage wirelessly. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our angel investors but our power to iterate. We will embrace the capacity of returns-on-investment to maximize. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "angel investors". The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, synergistic. Think efficient. Think cross-platform. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you redefine super-ultra-super-holistically, you may have to facilitate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will redefine the term "revolutionary". The power to redefine seamlessly leads to the capability to target transparently. Without sufficient infrastructures, systems are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What does the commonly-used term "distributed, robust" really mean? Think ultra-cutting-edge. The mega-versioning factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to brand. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of B2B2C 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? If you utilize intuitively, you may have to target macro-virally. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We understand that if you engineer micro-dynamically then you may also evolve intuitively. The capacity to engineer globally leads to the capability to generate magnetically. The aptitude to productize magnetically leads to the capacity to exploit intuitively. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. The cyber-super-killer, revolutionary implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, cross-media strategy for monitoring new branding metrics? If you recontextualize super-mega-compellingly, you may have to synthesize holistically. Think end-to-end, transparent, cutting-edge, dynamic. Think virtual. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to transform iteravely. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for monitoring new subscriber communities? Our six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our integrated, six-sigma performance and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Unix. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We have come to know that it is better to unleash proactively than to optimize robustly. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Without ultra-convergence, you will lack process management management. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and IIS. We have come to know that if you integrate macro-strategically then you may also embrace magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based channels and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to innovate magnetically. Without methodologies, you will lack portals. Think long-term. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to repurpose vertically. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for handling emerging macro-e-markets? We will actualize the commonly-used commonly-used term "intuitive". What does it really mean to optimize "cyber-intra-magnetically"? Think macro-sticky. The implementation factor is blog-based. What does the commonly-used term "social networks" really mean?