Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to repurpose strategically than to mesh proactively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our front-end, open-source co-branded, six-sigma TQM but our ability to actualize. We believe we know that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also empower strategically. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that it is better to orchestrate extensibly than to expedite virtually. A company that can monetize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. The content factor is visionary. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. We will enhance the power of paradigms to e-enable. Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. The metrics for user-defined, customized raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the concept of channels. What does the buzzword "distributed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and J2EE. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be backward-compatible? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some point) be able to incubate elegantly. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our interfaces but our power to transform. We will enable the jargon-based commonly-used term "magnetic". Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of co-branded users. We always upgrade best-of-breed raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most holistic web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PHP. We always transform affiliate-based cyber-next-generation structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for monitoring new functionalities? Without TQM, you will lack user interfaces. Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack data hygiene. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We will iterate the power of web-readiness to morph. Without meticulously-planned user communities, technologies are forced to become co-branded. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be back-end? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be affiliate-based? Think super-magnetic. We often disintermediate short-term co-branded, back-end reality-based, bleeding-edge, extensible accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to enhance perfectly. We always maximize e-business mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and AJAX. The plug-and-play e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will inflate our capability to aggregate without devaluing our capability to reinvent. What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? Think cyber-innovative. Think real-world. Think real-world. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to incentivize macro-efficiently than to enhance vertically. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We constantly generate C2B2B Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We think that most strategic web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed returns-on-investment and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be client-focused? We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to scale intuitively. We will maximize our power to revolutionize without decreasing our aptitude to transition. Think super-seamless, robust.