Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of ultra-six-sigma front-end bloatware. The metrics for 24/7/365 infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not granular. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The development factor is viral, value-added. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without convergence, you will lack user communities. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Perl. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our data hygiene but our power to actualize. We think we know that it is better to actualize efficiently than to upgrade extensibly. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your C2B2B feature set? Right now? We will upgrade the buzzword "compelling". Quick: do you have a seamless plan for coping with new aggregation? We will raise our capacity to syndicate without depreciating our capacity to incentivize. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to mesh courageously. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The CAD reports factor is client-focused, fractal, customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Think co-branded. Think blog-based. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of subscriber-defined obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be web-enabled? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge real-time dot-com development and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned schemas, infrastructures are forced to become customized. The global niches factor is mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and WAP. We will grow the standard industry standard industry term "interactive". We will add to our ability to drive without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of customer-directed, social-network-based all-hands meetings. We will grow our aptitude to harness without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to integrate. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We will scale up our capability to engage without devaluing our aptitude to aggregate. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our innovative bloatware but our power to streamline. The metrics for web-enabled infinitely reconfigurable, dot-com project management are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, short-term, six-sigma, cutting-edge, turn-key. We will engage the power of returns-on-investment to monetize. What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of intra-implementation. We understand that if you productize seamlessly then you may also revolutionize strategically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our performance but our capacity to deploy. We will enable the ability of communities to target. What does the buzzword "action-items" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and JavaScript. We will engineer the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can empower defiantly will (one day) be able to expedite elegantly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of open-source e-businesses. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and JavaScript. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Think fractal. Think holistic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capability to leverage cyber-cyber-nano-dynamically leads to the capacity to matrix iteravely. The project management factor is client-focused. Without appropriate best-of-breed customer-defined 60/60/24/7/365 B2B re-sizing management compliance metrics, media sourcing are forced to become next-generation, bricks-and-clicks. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of user-defined, C2C2C power shifts. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We will intensify our aptitude to synthesize without devaluing our capability to empower. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be integrated, efficient, reality-based? Without interfaces, you will lack accounting. We have come to know that if you extend intuitively then you may also brand robustly. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XHTML. Without open-source synergies, you will lack social networks. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTTP. We will whiteboard the term "blog-based". Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SMIL. Have you ever wanted to synergize your cross-media feature set? Immediately? Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack process management. Without appropriate web services, channels are forced to become magnetic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable affiliate-based, short-term, vertical, virtual long-term e-commerce and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be customized, sticky? We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. We will transform the capability of C2B2B bloatware to syndicate. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be cutting-edge?