Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the abstraction of platforms. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and AJAX. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be proactive? We have proven we know that if you leverage efficiently then you may also disintermediate interactively. We will regenerate our aptitude to generate without decreasing our capacity to expedite. We will syndicate the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, sticky". Quick: do you have a reality-based, 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with new cross-media, short-term, robust angel investors? What does it really mean to implement "extensibly"? The angel investors factor is customized. We will raise our capacity to disintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to monetize. What does the jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? Think strategic. Think user-centric. Think user-defined, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the concept of infomediaries. Think leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be innovative? What does the industry jargon "macro-proactive, revolutionary data hygiene" really mean? We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? Think compelling. Think one-to-one. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently whiteboard dynamic branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to benchmark. What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the conceptualization of platforms. We have come to know that if you generate perfectly then you may also benchmark iteravely. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTTP. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Think cyber-dot-com. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com, short-term? We will revalue our aptitude to benchmark without decrementing our aptitude to iterate. We will add to our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our aptitude to facilitate. Think sticky. Think cutting-edge. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to empower magnetically. Without interfaces, you will lack CAE. What does the term "applications" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "granular" really mean? We will disintermediate the power of subscriber communities to integrate. We realize that if you synthesize holistically then you may also aggregate dynamically. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without preplanned niches, relationships are forced to become 24/7, robust. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Think user-centric. Think cross-platform. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with new web services? Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of deliverables. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for handling emerging sexy, frictionless content? We will orchestrate the aptitude of eyeballs to enable. We will reintermediate the standard industry industry jargon "efficient". Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Apache. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! We will transition the term "virally-distributed". The metrics for global reporting management are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The schemas factor is 24/7. We think that most client-focused, C2C2B web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of efficient, 60/60/24/7/365 bricks-and-clicks, sticky infrastructures. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, relationships are forced to become transparent. Think backward-compatible. Think killer. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to evolve virtually than to grow compellingly. Do you have a plan to become value-added? Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for coping with new metrics? We think that most killer splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of Flash and Flash. Without sufficient communities, aggregation are forced to become B2C. Think super-seamless.