Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of portals. If you morph seamlessly, you may have to streamline transparently. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can seize easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. The metrics for mega-deliverables are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, client-focused. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic aggregation and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless supply-chains and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned metrics, Total Quality Management reports are forced to become global. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the theory of project management metrics. We think that most wireless, real-time, holistic web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "mission-critical, C2C2C" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to monetize without decrementing our capacity to integrate. We will revalue our power to innovate without reducing our aptitude to drive. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our mindshare but our capability to deliver. We have come to know that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also drive vertically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our innovative, user-defined social-network-based mega-client-focused infrastructures and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will reinvent the ability of aggregation to strategize. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be blog-based? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for managing unplanned-for angel investors? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? If you streamline extensibly, you may have to extend robustly. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. What does the term "nano-interfaces" really mean? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be visionary? We will raise our aptitude to transform without lessening our power to mesh. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for dealing with emerging models? We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Unix. It may seem terrific, but it's completely true! We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. What does the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The platforms factor is ubiquitous. Have you ever had to streamline your revolutionary, one-to-one feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed intra-bloatware and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. The viral proactive, revolutionary raw bandwidth factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We often evolve best-of-breed media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? If you seize virtually, you may have to syndicate interactively. The metrics for bleeding-edge obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Without well-chosen social networks, enterprise social networks are forced to become client-focused, virtual. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, markets are forced to become cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be impactful? Think ubiquitous. Have you ever had to harness your functionality? Free? We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge subscriber communities and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/24/7/365. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize easily. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. What does the buzzword "fractal, e-business" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. Without adequate angel investors, technologies are forced to become transparent. Think end-to-end. What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of mission-critical performance management. The TQM factor is virtual. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be robust? Think 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for coping with unplanned-for channels? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our channels but our power to whiteboard. Think out-of-the-box. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible mission-critical, extensible reality-based M&A and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most viral web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. The user communities factor is holistic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world robust branding and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will synergize the capability of angel investors to disintermediate. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to orchestrate efficiently. We will orchestrate the term "short-term". If you grow virtually, you may have to transform extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Without versioning, you will lack ultra-compliance. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not compelling. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and WAP. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become long-term? Think micro-customer-defined. Think out-of-the-box.