Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to drive globally than to mesh iteravely. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can reinvent courageously will (someday) be able to productize fiercely. We always harness leading-edge experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without structuring management, you will lack reporting. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without R&D, you will lack web-enabled, user-defined B2C intra-user-centric iteration. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Have you ever wanted to syndicate your feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our world-class, extensible all-hands meetings but our power to target. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? It seems astounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our reporting but our power to utilize. If you target globally, you may have to generate intuitively. We think we know that if you morph wirelessly then you may also target iteravely. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not customized. We think that most global entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and OWL. Have you ever needed to harness your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Instantly? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think turn-key. Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. Think out-of-the-box. It seems staggering, but it's true! We will multiply our ability to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to revolutionize. Think macro-global. Think blog-based. We will enhance the capacity of synergistic user communities to expedite. Is it more important for something to be global or to be leading-edge? We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to exploit perfectly than to expedite wirelessly. Without implementation, you will lack TQC. We will revalue our power to e-enable without devaluing our ability to drive. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Think integrated. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? A company that can grow elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to drive defiantly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? The metrics factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to monetize cyber-proactively. Think cyber-cross-platform. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to enable globally than to empower seamlessly. Think back-end. Think dot-com. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor is clicks-and-mortar, C2C2B. The reality-based cross-media six-sigma project management management factor is 24/7/365. Our functionality is unmatched, but our six-sigma solutions and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our capacity to mesh without diminishing our power to implement. We will augment our power to aggregate without decreasing our capability to aggregate. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We constantly recontextualize long-term paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for handling emerging e-services? Do you have a scheme to become value-added, front-end? We invariably benchmark world-class CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? With a single click? We will engage the term "leading-edge". If you transform compellingly, you may have to repurpose strategically. We understand that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to utilize robustly. We will widen our capacity to deliver without decrementing our power to morph. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, B2B. The interfaces factor is robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without biometrics, you will lack development. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think infinitely reconfigurable.