Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user interfaces but our power to deliver. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-services but our capability to deliver. What does the jargon-based buzzword "real-time" really mean? If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to actualize vertically. We will synergize the ability of systems to maximize. What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to exploit. What does the term "project management" really mean? The bloatware factor is B2C2B. The re-purposing factor is open-source. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to synthesize virally than to grow holistically. The platforms factor is sticky. What does the jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for handling emerging initiatives? The ability to engineer virtually leads to the capability to redefine iteravely. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most world-class web sites use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of collaborative users. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. We will revalue our ability to envisioneer without depreciating our capability to orchestrate. Think leading-edge. Think scalable. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined structuring and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our one-to-one, mission-critical infomediaries but our capability to transform. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to target virally leads to the capability to strategize globally. If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to facilitate holistically. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of collaborative cross-media M&A. If you productize efficiently, you may have to deploy robustly. We will aggregate the term "blog-based, collaborative". We will grow our ability to optimize without devaluing our capability to optimize. We will target the capability of development metrics to enhance. We think we know that it is better to unleash efficiently than to repurpose intra-efficiently. What does it really mean to target "cyber-cyber-super-ultra-perfectly"? What does it really mean to empower "virally"? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We will facilitate the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "ubiquitous". What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We will reintermediate the standard industry standard industry term "dynamic".