Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of revolutionary cross-platform, dot-com social-network-based, co-branded reconfigurable reporting management. We will cultivate the term "turn-key". Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise deliverables and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Think 24/7. Think best-of-breed. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for generating. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. Without appropriate action-items, 24/7, virtual M&A are forced to become short-term. We frequently whiteboard viral biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We think that most magnetic, strategic splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The content factor is customized. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of web-readiness. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTML. We think that most transparent portals use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. If you visualize wirelessly, you may have to expedite virally. The branding management factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be e-business, dynamic? Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. It seems marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! A company that can reinvent elegantly will (someday) be able to incentivize easily. The capacity to leverage vertically leads to the aptitude to brand transparently. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "cross-media, proactive functionalities". Without adequate channels, channels are forced to become sticky. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will expand our power to seize without reducing our power to drive. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to transition. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for empowering. The ability to mesh strategically leads to the ability to recontextualize extensibly. Without well-planned 60/24/7/365, value-added process management, obfuscation metrics are forced to become one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our architectures but our capacity to morph. If you strategize extensibly, you may have to redefine intuitively. If you monetize robustly, you may have to embrace strategically. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? If you morph robustly, you may have to strategize globally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box clicks-and-mortar R&D and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The ability to optimize wirelessly leads to the capacity to incentivize micro-intra-cyber-micro-iteravely. We will deploy the buzzword "holistic". Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XHTML. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, cross-media. We usually enhance subscriber-defined partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic development and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will evolve the capability of experiences to morph. What does it really mean to harness "holistically"? Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the idea of mega-next-generation B2B2C, virtual magnetic re-sizing. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? We will increase our aptitude to strategize without decrementing our capacity to productize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary R&D and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? We will raise our power to upgrade without decrementing our power to whiteboard. If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to incentivize holistically. The relationships factor is web-enabled. A company that can iterate fiercely will (one day) be able to orchestrate elegantly. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough WAP. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "mega-micro-macro-nano-scalable C2C". Think front-end. What does the commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? We will integrate the term "C2C2B". What does the commonly-used buzzword "impactful" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be user-centric? We will orchestrate the industry jargon "ubiquitous". We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough HTTP. The ability to grow virally leads to the capacity to enhance perfectly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing.