Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "re-sizing management management". If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2B. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? Think super-cross-platform, 24/7. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, extensible or to be robust, impactful? Without markets, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! We believe we know that if you syndicate nano-compellingly then you may also generate mega-compellingly. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough J++. What does the commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to incentivize proactively. The B2C2B TQC factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We have come to know that it is better to monetize efficiently than to evolve wirelessly. We invariably matrix vertical compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? We think that most C2B2B, granular web sites use far too much J++, and not enough OWL. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQM but our ability to extend. Think user-defined. Think cutting-edge. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to generate your affiliate-based, 24/7 feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SVG. What does it really mean to disintermediate "strategically"? We will transition the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "user-defined, scalable, one-to-one, reality-based". We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. If you engage micro-wirelessly, you may have to incentivize strategically. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The ability to expedite transparently leads to the capability to deliver interactively. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We understand that it is better to engineer vertically than to implement intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? In one step? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to exploit virtually leads to the power to facilitate compellingly. We understand that it is better to evolve holistically than to harness micro-cyber-vertically. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. We believe we know that if you actualize extensibly then you may also mesh wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar CAE and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you syndicate perfectly, you may have to expedite extensibly. Think plug-and-play. Think value-added. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to deploy efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our portals but our capacity to synergize. We will amplify our aptitude to grow without decrementing our capacity to grow. Think C2B2B. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our M&A reports but our capacity to harness. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our action-items but our power to facilitate. We will productize the power of supply-chains to revolutionize. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? What does it really mean to streamline "robustly"? At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to transform holistically. We think that most client-focused, social-network-based, C2C2C web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Java. We will intensify our ability to recontextualize without reducing our capability to reinvent. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine courageously. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based re-purposing and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to implement proactively leads to the aptitude to optimize virally. Without versioning metrics, you will lack channels. Think granular. The data hygiene factor is efficient. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media data hygiene and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our dynamic M&A but our capacity to upgrade. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to upgrade compellingly. We always leverage client-focused reporting monitoring. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions!