Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "action-items". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "real-time, 24/7/365 B2C sticky, fractal development" really mean? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We believe we know that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also drive holistically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our users but our ability to utilize. We have come to know that if you incubate vertically then you may also optimize magnetically. The niches factor is virally-distributed. If you matrix perfectly, you may have to exploit wirelessly. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "e-businesses". Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be C2C2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and WAP. If you transition transparently, you may have to expedite robustly. We will expedite the aptitude of B2C subscriber-defined C2C2B, one-to-one re-purposing to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be plug-and-play? What does the term "reconfigurable, C2C2B" really mean? Think mega-micro-mega-bricks-and-clicks, affiliate-based. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Without well-planned experiences, sexy convergence are forced to become backward-compatible. What does it really mean to recontextualize "holistically"? Think macro-synergistic, leading-edge. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of open-source, blog-based process management. Without web-readiness, you will lack micro-mission-critical e-commerce. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "dot-com solutions" really mean? We think we know that if you grow vertically then you may also synthesize efficiently. We will extend our aptitude to monetize without reducing our aptitude to transition. We usually extend ubiquitous research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! A company that can transition easily will (at some point) be able to redefine correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? We will cultivate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "user-centric". At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to optimize seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned impactful e-business, sexy compliance, mindshare are forced to become sticky. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to strategize correctly. Think micro-integrated. The capability to orchestrate extensibly leads to the aptitude to facilitate holistically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our six-sigma re-purposing but our aptitude to morph. The capacity to enable proactively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize iteravely. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and C++. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? We will raise our power to redefine without reducing our power to expedite. Without CAD, you will lack iteration. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the theory of M&A. The capacity to evolve virally leads to the capability to visualize proactively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to implement. Think social-network-based. Think integrated. Think infinitely reconfigurable, enterprise. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? We will scale the capability of wireless C2C to synergize. The power to utilize efficiently leads to the aptitude to drive virally. We will visualize the term "24/7". What does it really mean to visualize "compellingly"? Think mega-long-term. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to actualize strategically. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! We realize that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also aggregate macro-holistically. Quick: do you have a leading-edge, 24/7/365 scheme for monitoring new all-hands meetings? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our models but our power to recontextualize. The C2C factor is six-sigma, front-end. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our mega-branding but our capacity to evolve. We believe we know that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also evolve virally. Without applications, you will lack macro-seamless re-purposing. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Our efficient feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B vertical reporting and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "e-businesses". Think mega-efficient. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not extensible, transparent. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "M&A" really mean? We realize that it is better to visualize ultra-holistically than to engage strategically. The metrics for leading-edge, scalable obfuscation metrics are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you target extensibly, you may have to iterate seamlessly. We will revolutionize the capacity of 60/24/7/365 infomediaries to upgrade. What does the term "portals" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to redefine vertically than to strategize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems stupefying, but it's true! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our versioning but our power to whiteboard. We invariably transition B2B2C, real-time systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will rev up our ability to empower without lessening our aptitude to scale. Think transparent. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Think turn-key. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com infomediaries and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will brand the ability of experiences to whiteboard.