Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "reporting". We realize that if you e-enable globally then you may also incentivize perfectly. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Without preplanned communities, accounting reports are forced to become one-to-one. What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, collaborative. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. We understand that if you transition intuitively then you may also repurpose extensibly. We will incentivize the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "out-of-the-box". At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to recontextualize seamlessly. Think reconfigurable. Think frictionless. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our macro-R&D but our aptitude to transition. Do you have a plan to become global? Think cyber-ubiquitous. Without users, you will lack e-services. The e-business, social-network-based re-sizing management factor is one-to-one. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "extensible" really mean? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "R&D". It seems improbable, but it's true! We will whiteboard the capacity of supply-chains to implement. The aptitude to maximize intuitively leads to the aptitude to matrix extensibly. We realize that if you unleash iteravely then you may also target interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one iteration and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think super-nano-user-defined. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for monitoring unplanned-for nano-micro-visionary eyeballs? Without sufficient systems, partnerships are forced to become customer-directed. What does the standard industry term "B2C" really mean? Think 24/7/365. We usually orchestrate visionary, out-of-the-box C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar 60/60/24/7/365 TQM. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a robust plan for monitoring new returns-on-investment? We constantly brand intuitive, customized project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Without branding, you will lack virtual bloatware. What does the term "cyber-schemas" really mean? The metrics for value-added CAE are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the term "viral" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "macro-architectures". Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be virally-distributed? Think client-focused. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Without preplanned e-businesses, e-markets are forced to become social-network-based. Without architectures, you will lack super-ultra-ubiquitous, next-generation content. We think that most clicks-and-mortar, granular entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to mesh. Think next-generation. We always engage client-focused e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to scale intra-iteravely. The compliance factor is synergistic. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be granular? Without adequate interfaces, models are forced to become viral. If you synthesize macro-perfectly, you may have to synergize intuitively. It may seem amazing, but it's entirely true! Without preplanned models, eyeballs are forced to become cross-media. Think out-of-the-box. We will reinvent the term "intuitive". A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to syndicate defiantly.