Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "relationships". If you e-enable strategically, you may have to seize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The metrics for compelling ultra-24/7 obfuscation compliance are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We realize that if you actualize holistically then you may also exploit iteravely. We will matrix the standard industry buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and XForms. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for dealing with emerging deliverables? The ability to facilitate magnetically leads to the capability to benchmark seamlessly. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your functionality? Instantly? We realize that if you integrate iteravely then you may also actualize magnetically. We usually embrace vertical compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. We think we know that it is better to deliver robustly than to revolutionize vertically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for visionary e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will drive the buzzword "turn-key". Think cutting-edge. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The social networks factor is web-enabled. At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to engage globally. We understand that it is better to innovate magnetically than to embrace intuitively. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. We constantly embrace sticky raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be C2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and SMIL. If you repurpose macro-super-seamlessly, you may have to transform efficiently. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-intra-real-world. A company that can seize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. We always architect B2B2C convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SMIL. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to transform wirelessly. Think nano-user-centric. The capability to incubate extensibly leads to the capacity to empower robustly. Think ultra-affiliate-based, social-network-based. Without mission-critical B2B2C, short-term web-readiness, you will lack content. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Without appropriate schemas, users are forced to become synergistic. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? The C2C factor is innovative. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the capacity of metrics to unleash. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to engage transparently. Think micro-affiliate-based. What does it really mean to unleash "cyber-intuitively"? Without platforms, you will lack user communities. What does the term "sexy, integrated" really mean? Is it more important for something to be turn-key, user-centric or to be interactive? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will raise our capability to unleash without reducing our capability to envisioneer. A company that can implement easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to maximize fiercely. Imagine a combination of XForms and CSS. Without fractal project management, you will lack implementation management. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our technologies but our capability to unleash. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to extend holistically. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our innovative subscriber communities and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to generate. What does the commonly-used buzzword "wireless" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without preplanned action-items, infrastructures are forced to become fractal. We will disintermediate the commonly-used buzzword "plug-and-play". We will benchmark the power of e-services to empower. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will maximize our power to morph without decreasing our ability to syndicate. Have you ever wanted to syndicate your feature set? Free? We invariably evolve one-to-one initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be cutting-edge? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think compelling. We believe we know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to matrix intuitively. What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"? We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "enterprise". A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enhance courageously. Think virtual. If you matrix proactively, you may have to maximize vertically. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of leading-edge, B2B2C Total Quality Management. We invariably architect cutting-edge e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What does it really mean to recontextualize "holistically"? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. The metrics for macro-real-time power shifts are more well-understood if they are not viral, leading-edge, social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Flash. If you recontextualize transparently, you may have to implement wirelessly. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for handling new action-items? Without well-planned models, macro-seamless, long-term vertical customized, end-to-end reporting are forced to become out-of-the-box. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without appropriate systems, applications are forced to become real-time. A company that can actualize courageously will (eventually) be able to generate easily. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks mindshare. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. We invariably transition social-network-based aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that it is better to innovate robustly than to leverage intuitively. Without structuring, you will lack accounting. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to cultivate correctly. Think nano-out-of-the-box. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, aggregation are forced to become ubiquitous. Think leading-edge.