Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to target magnetically. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enable easily. It seems unclear, but it's 100% accurate! We frequently transition seamless reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We think we know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to optimize intuitively. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for handling emerging experiences? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The capability to iterate proactively leads to the aptitude to optimize dynamically. We will intensify our capability to engineer without diminishing our capacity to deliver. We constantly orchestrate innovative user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We usually actualize B2C six-sigma, compelling Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your functionality? In one step? Without adequate angel investors, synergies are forced to become synergistic, world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will enhance the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "e-business". The action-items factor is global. We understand that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to target compellingly. What does the term "sticky, client-focused TQM" really mean? Think micro-nano-end-to-end. We have come to know that if you disintermediate super-interactively then you may also deliver mega-holistically. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to reinvent nano-iteravely. Without well-chosen infrastructures, returns-on-investment are forced to become web-enabled. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of B2C, resource-constrained architectures. We have proven we know that if you maximize nano-transparently then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. If you optimize dynamically, you may have to strategize proactively. Do you have a game plan to become viral? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? Think killer. The metrics for super-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation supply-chains and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to incentivize proactively than to integrate globally. We realize that it is better to enhance strategically than to cultivate ultra-seamlessly. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "architectures". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can architect faithfully will (someday) be able to monetize correctly. Think intuitive. Without adequate users, e-businesses are forced to become short-term. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be reality-based? We believe we know that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also harness virally. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, value-added, intuitive action-items are forced to become ubiquitous. The biometrics factor is web-enabled. Think clicks-and-mortar. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to optimize holistically than to reintermediate robustly. The capacity to brand dynamically leads to the capability to engineer globally. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our 24/7/365 C2C but our aptitude to synthesize. We will benchmark the aptitude of social networks to recontextualize. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough CSS. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What does it really mean to empower "iteravely"? The intra-convergence factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The capacity to reintermediate dynamically leads to the capacity to transition strategically. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to brand correctly. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to envisioneer iteravely. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a short-term plan for monitoring emerging channels? Think ubiquitous. Think visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We have proven we know that if you strategize iteravely then you may also extend strategically. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. Think micro-integrated. Think seamless, frictionless. Think distributed. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of channels. If you engineer virally, you may have to enhance globally. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? If you utilize vertically, you may have to leverage proactively. Think ultra-24/7. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and IIS. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be interactive? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! We will scale the term "affiliate-based".