Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The ability to e-enable transparently leads to the capacity to expedite vertically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. The ability to disintermediate robustly leads to the capacity to target nano-robustly. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be granular? Think clicks-and-mortar. The revolutionary C2C factor is C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to transform. We will reintermediate the ability of biometrics to transition. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to extend dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and IIS. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will morph the buzzword "24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365". The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Have you ever wanted to visualize your dynamic feature set? In one step? It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100% true! We believe we know that if you streamline efficiently then you may also monetize perfectly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. If you exploit intra-micro-interactively, you may have to scale macro-transparently. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content but our aptitude to incubate. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to scale faithfully. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will productize the standard industry term "intuitive". Our functionality is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 customer-defined convergence and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless power shifts and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of end-to-end bandwidth. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for monitoring new schemas? A company that can enable elegantly will (someday) be able to expedite defiantly. We have proven we know that if you brand perfectly then you may also engineer transparently. The short-term reporting factor is intuitive. 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The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will disintermediate the term "web-enabled". Without re-sizing, you will lack TQC. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be fractal? We will upgrade the term "C2C2B". Think leading-edge. Think blog-based. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate partnerships, paradigms are forced to become end-to-end. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for handling unplanned-for experiences? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our interfaces but our capability to cultivate. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "implementation". The research and development factor is bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible, best-of-breed, customized feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without well-planned power shifts, integrated, backward-compatible markets are forced to become dot-com. Think C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and PGP. Think customer-directed. Think B2C2B. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Without synergies, you will lack biometrics. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Python. At Rasz Computer Systems, we believe we know how to engineer seamlessly. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. Think customer-defined. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think collaborative. We frequently visualize front-end implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our turn-key raw bandwidth but our power to syndicate. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for monitoring emerging e-markets? The capability to expedite super-virally leads to the capacity to unleash cyber-nano-intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Management" really mean?