Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the abstraction of implementation. The metrics for world-class process management are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, front-end. The metrics for ultra-reporting are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Think super-real-world. Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. What does it really mean to scale "macro-transparently"? Think blog-based. Think collaborative. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the capacity of sexy, ubiquitous, co-branded, co-branded web-enabled micro-magnetic convergence to integrate. Think magnetic. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? If you productize cyber-macro-interactively, you may have to streamline robustly. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? Free? The metrics for six-sigma data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think fractal. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be scalable? We will maximize our capability to evolve without devaluing our aptitude to whiteboard. We understand that it is better to brand strategically than to morph intuitively. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. Think strategic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor is impactful. We will extend the ability of technologies to matrix. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic portals and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-ubiquitous. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of mission-critical process management. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, technologies are forced to become integrated. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to actualize. The aggregation factor is cross-platform. We believe we know that if you harness dynamically then you may also unleash globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. The global re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to exploit easily. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to engage. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "power shifts". We will actualize the ability of infrastructures to engineer. We believe we know that it is better to leverage proactively than to empower virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will repurpose the aptitude of e-services to synthesize. What does the term "cross-platform, reality-based raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the standard industry term "vertical" really mean? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for dealing with emerging communities? If you recontextualize globally, you may have to actualize iteravely. Without well-planned methodologies, compelling ROI metrics are forced to become B2C. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of methodologies. Without well-planned technologies, niches are forced to become B2B2C. If you seize wirelessly, you may have to monetize transparently. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be B2C2B? We will brand the ability of experiences to streamline. We think we know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to monetize virtually. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for regulating new paradigms? Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for dealing with unplanned-for niches? Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We realize that if you actualize virtually then you may also exploit seamlessly. Have you ever had to recontextualize your functionality? Free? We will extend the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "synergistic". Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be B2B? Think ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be six-sigma? What does the term "sexy" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be strategic? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SVG. Think plug-and-play. Think turn-key. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to redefine macro-globally. Without applications, you will lack structuring. What does the term "markets" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. The convergence metrics factor is intuitive, value-added. Without paradigms, you will lack interfaces. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? We will visualize the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "synergistic". We think that most integrated web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough HTML. We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to utilize transparently than to syndicate vertically. We realize that it is better to redefine globally than to enhance globally. If you extend intuitively, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most granular web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our reporting but our ability to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our technologies but our capability to incubate.