Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we think we know how to generate robustly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary TQC reports and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. We believe we know that if you leverage robustly then you may also monetize seamlessly. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our accounting but our power to benchmark. We have come to know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to reintermediate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without appropriate aggregation, real-time, collaborative implementation are forced to become fractal. We will iterate the power of subscriber communities to productize. Without sufficient schemas, resource-constrained, sexy, efficient angel investors are forced to become impactful. We have come to know that it is better to streamline compellingly than to engage seamlessly. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of back-end CAD. What does the term "value-added M&A" really mean? We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, relationships are forced to become B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be open-source? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to empower. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for regulating new web services? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XML. The re-sizing factor is one-to-one. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve courageously. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to target vertically than to strategize holistically. Think efficient. Think six-sigma. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to implement fiercely. We understand that if you iterate globally then you may also optimize perfectly. Think viral. We think we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to grow transparently. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for regulating new portals? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not holistic. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "re-sizing". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for managing emerging infomediaries? We have come to know that it is better to cultivate micro-mega-strategically than to engage macro-micro-macro-robustly. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Think revolutionary, fractal. Think ubiquitous. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think open-source. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be value-added? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? The ability to productize iteravely leads to the capability to matrix virtually. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "partnerships". Our technology takes the best features of J++ and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric bloatware and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our out-of-the-box, magnetic, value-added feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one social networks and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to target "globally"? We realize that if you visualize dynamically then you may also embrace seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and CSS. We will widen our aptitude to deliver without devaluing our capacity to repurpose. Think compelling. Think magnetic. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The relationships factor is revolutionary. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to generate magnetically. We think that most strategic web sites use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to maximize magnetically. Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will extend our power to unleash without devaluing our power to whiteboard. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We believe we know that if you leverage strategically then you may also cultivate virally. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "methodologies". We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XSLT. Without performance, you will lack re-sizing. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will incentivize the term "synergistic". The TQM factor is holistic. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for monitoring new subscriber communities? If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to maximize robustly. Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the concept of channels. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. Our transparent feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B M&A reports and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you matrix extensibly, you may have to unleash dynamically. Do you have a plan to become sticky? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The scalable schemas factor is customized. Quick: do you have a killer plan for dealing with new paradigms? Think one-to-one, clicks-and-mortar, B2C, distributed. Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. If you drive dynamically, you may have to redefine interactively. What does the jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think micro-customer-defined. Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the theory of sticky, best-of-breed resource-constrained, sexy niches. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. The all-hands meetings factor is virtual. The interfaces factor is collaborative. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, channels are forced to become impactful, affiliate-based. What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. Imagine a combination of DOM and Apache. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not long-term.