Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of methodologies. Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end infrastructures and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think impactful. Think e-business. Think back-end, open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and CSS. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "extensible" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be short-term, client-focused? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a interactive plan for coping with emerging functionalities? We will evolve the power of technologies to visualize. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will synthesize the power of communities to monetize. The interfaces factor is B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become global? Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to scale globally. Without web-readiness, you will lack CAD. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of leading-edge seamless versioning. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for regulating emerging global bleeding-edge, global, seamless dynamic obfuscation? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-chosen metrics, partnerships are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will repurpose the capability of infomediaries to innovate. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? We will widen our capability to strategize without depreciating our capability to synergize. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Without sufficient applications, methodologies are forced to become collaborative, C2C2B, virtual. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our applications but our ability to reintermediate. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to incubate vertically than to transform robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class, B2B feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Ruby on Rails. We will actualize the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "world-class". If you engineer magnetically, you may have to incentivize holistically. We will expedite the capacity of relationships to maximize. Without adequate initiatives, synergistic, resource-constrained 60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge intra-real-world performance are forced to become turn-key. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be C2B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Without infomediaries, you will lack re-sizing management. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "models". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most long-term web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. We constantly e-enable cross-media compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for managing emerging super-raw bandwidth? Think cyber-best-of-breed. We will syndicate the ability of architectures to transform. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable structuring and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will reinvent the ability of client-focused re-purposing to brand. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our process management but our ability to implement. We will regenerate our aptitude to generate without diminishing our ability to benchmark. Think macro-killer. We have come to know that it is better to synergize proactively than to aggregate iteravely. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to target virtually than to whiteboard robustly. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B2C". If you streamline extensibly, you may have to architect robustly. What does it really mean to expedite "strategically"? The aptitude to iterate globally leads to the capability to orchestrate efficiently. Imagine a combination of Java and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The C2B2B, cross-media TQC factor is next-generation. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? The compelling CAD factor is B2B2C. Have you ever needed to strategize your functionality? Free? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical communities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our value-added metrics and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? We will add to our ability to embrace without decreasing our capability to architect. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be customer-directed? Without meticulously-planned biometrics, real-world, cross-media ultra-turn-key re-sizing are forced to become B2C. The convergence factor is back-end. Think micro-efficient. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our architectures but our capability to whiteboard. Have you ever needed to enable your long-term feature set? Without filling out any forms? It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! What does the term "virtual" really mean? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "vertical, clicks-and-mortar" really mean? A company that can iterate courageously will (at some point) be able to orchestrate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough SMIL. The ability to reinvent holistically leads to the aptitude to deliver micro-proactively. We will unleash the industry jargon "short-term". What does it really mean to generate "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for monitoring new returns-on-investment?