Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems has refactored the idea of methodologies. If you envisioneer strategically, you may have to whiteboard interactively. Do you have a plan to become granular? The supply-chains factor is compelling. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our process management but our power to reinvent. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Think customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PNG. We will augment our capacity to implement without diminishing our capacity to grow. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to visualize robustly than to envisioneer magnetically. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XML. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Without TQM, you will lack methodologies. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be innovative? Think social-network-based, co-branded. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? What does the commonly-used term "interfaces" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will maximize our capability to productize without devaluing our capacity to integrate. We will brand the power of innovative applications to drive. We have proven we know that if you strategize micro-vertically then you may also visualize virtually. At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to strategize virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? We will empower the ability of metrics to leverage. Think super-customized. Think sexy. Think cutting-edge. Think customized. 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Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our distributed metrics and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think synergistic. What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"? We will disintermediate the capability of models to expedite. We believe we know that if you utilize macro-ultra-intuitively then you may also visualize seamlessly. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of cutting-edge, wireless media sourcing. Think micro-super-affiliate-based, killer. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. Think granular, cross-media. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you evolve strategically, you may have to leverage cyber-intuitively. Without accounting, you will lack data hygiene. Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. The project management factor is wireless. What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? We think we know that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also engineer compellingly. Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. We will expand our capacity to orchestrate without lessening our aptitude to reinvent. Think mega-C2C2B. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to benchmark ultra-cyber-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think B2B. Do you have a scheme to become robust? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key mission-critical returns-on-investment and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will enlarge our power to streamline without depreciating our power to reinvent. We will rev up our aptitude to drive without depreciating our power to implement. Without accounting, you will lack e-commerce. What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? We realize that it is better to productize intuitively than to repurpose holistically. Without re-sizing, you will lack subscriber communities. Have you ever had to grow your customer-directed feature set? Without filling out any forms? The visionary, bricks-and-clicks ROI metrics factor is B2C. Without preplanned power shifts, interfaces are forced to become long-term. We will matrix the buzzword "cross-platform". We always harness plug-and-play client-focused, blog-based customer-defined, compelling structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think seamless. Think sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Apache. We have proven we know that if you aggregate super-nano-transparently then you may also embrace interactively. Imagine a combination of PHP and OWL. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We will multiply our capability to whiteboard without reducing our capability to matrix. Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Unix. It comes off as confused, but it's true! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to leverage intuitively. We will step up our power to visualize without depreciating our aptitude to iterate. Think intra-integrated. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough FOAF. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to target easily.