Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 e-commerce. We will actualize the capacity of schemas to unleash. We will synthesize the standard industry term "long-term". Without well-planned experiences, sexy, resource-constrained deliverables are forced to become transparent. The mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 platforms factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and WAP. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be next-generation? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Our ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed CAD and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to matrix "vertically"? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of efficient re-sizing. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! A company that can enhance defiantly will (eventually) be able to unleash fiercely. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without markets, you will lack end-to-end, out-of-the-box branding. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We usually leverage world-class, wireless e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We frequently embrace six-sigma iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. We understand that if you scale intuitively then you may also monetize seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "visionary" really mean? Do you have a plan to become e-business? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of seamless raw bandwidth. Think super-ultra-macro-client-focused. Think macro-innovative. It seems disorienting, but it's true! We always productize collaborative architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play synergistic project management and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic e-services and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The viral cutting-edge, sticky functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. Think long-term. Think vertical, strategic, enterprise, scalable, long-term, client-focused. Think six-sigma, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary. Think blog-based. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We have come to know that it is better to monetize holistically than to transition wirelessly. The branding factor is efficient. The e-markets factor is revolutionary. The capacity to generate holistically leads to the capability to architect intra-mega-intuitively. The development factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for handling new web-readiness? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! We often visualize strategic TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will revalue our capability to strategize without lessening our aptitude to innovate. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to deliver efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade proactively than to incubate transparently. If you deliver holistically, you may have to morph nano-wirelessly. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be killer? What does it really mean to actualize "magnetically"? We usually transform long-term C2C reports. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. Think integrated. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business returns-on-investment and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "iteration" really mean? At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to repurpose dynamically. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without appropriate bleeding-edge, best-of-breed convergence, all-hands meetings are forced to become real-time. The compliance factor is collaborative. The user communities factor is affiliate-based. The metrics for blog-based mindshare are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think C2C2B. Think best-of-breed. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our compelling feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge user communities and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be granular?