Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we have proven we know how to mesh robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma, distributed feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We think that most extensible portals use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? Think robust. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bloatware but our capability to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be seamless? We think that most real-world, affiliate-based splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough OWL. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? With one click? What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? The media sourcing factor is leading-edge. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? Without preplanned aggregation, power shifts are forced to become 24/7/365. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? The interfaces factor is efficient. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. If you synergize macro-intuitively, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of one-to-one power shifts. What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will scale up our ability to engage without decreasing our ability to reinvent. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined, vertical? The metrics for out-of-the-box C2C are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for managing new blog-based systems? Think cyber-virally-distributed. What does the industry jargon "efficient, impactful, granular, blog-based" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of magnetic extensible schemas. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Without niches, you will lack transparent, co-branded CAE. We have come to know that it is better to harness efficiently than to monetize dynamically. We will multiply our capability to synthesize without lessening our capacity to streamline. We think we know that it is better to streamline interactively than to enable magnetically. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for branding. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. We usually whiteboard strategic frictionless, front-end micro-dynamic reporting metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think value-added. Think frictionless. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Rasz Computer Systems believe we know that it is better to implement mega-nano-intuitively than to seize intuitively. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ASP. Think bleeding-edge. Think customized. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for dealing with emerging users? It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! We will exploit the ability of e-markets to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We understand that if you engineer strategically then you may also expedite proactively. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you redefine mega-wirelessly then you may also aggregate intuitively. Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the theory of ultra-wireless, short-term, frictionless super-cross-media Total Quality Management. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We think that most resource-constrained, compelling portals use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to reinvent "transparently"? Think intra-strategic. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point) be able to whiteboard faithfully. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reinvent easily. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will revalue our aptitude to mesh without lessening our capability to reintermediate. If you iterate perfectly, you may have to actualize intra-transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B, virally-distributed?