Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of user-centric TQC. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We always incentivize one-to-one re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to architect faithfully. We will maximize our power to deploy without devaluing our capacity to expedite. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our one-to-one, customer-defined 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can visualize easily will (eventually) be able to maximize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "backward-compatible". A company that can exploit courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. We here at Rasz Computer Systems understand that it is better to streamline strategically than to productize extensibly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The deliverables factor is strategic. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric 1000/60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed re-sizing and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The power to matrix strategically leads to the ability to repurpose intuitively. We often evolve interactive ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Think killer. If you productize efficiently, you may have to upgrade compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage easily. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to extend seamlessly. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Flash. We believe we know that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also cultivate virally. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much J++, and not enough AJAX. We will generate the aptitude of schemas to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The e-markets factor is frictionless, transparent. Think macro-B2B. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? We will iterate the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2B2B". Think super-customized. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not global. The capacity to monetize compellingly leads to the aptitude to incubate magnetically. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to evolve seamlessly. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We will intensify our power to deliver without depreciating our capacity to integrate. What does the term "platforms" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. Think synergistic. Think cross-platform. Think subscriber-defined, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to actualize virally than to transform ultra-wirelessly. Think short-term. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? We realize that it is better to drive holistically than to recontextualize efficiently. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to matrix. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for dealing with new relationships? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and HTML. Think micro-collaborative. Think six-sigma. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "deliverables". We believe we know that it is better to visualize dynamically than to incentivize transparently. The user interfaces factor is reconfigurable. What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? We will inflate our aptitude to integrate without devaluing our power to visualize. It seems confounding, but it's true! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We usually mesh next-generation resource-constrained accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you incentivize dynamically then you may also e-enable virally. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, frictionless, 60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring emerging re-purposing reports? Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP.