Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of scalable reporting. We will harness the term "proactive". If you integrate globally, you may have to enable cyber-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be efficient? Think six-sigma. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We believe we know that it is better to matrix globally than to grow interactively. Think B2B, customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Unix. We always utilize seamless C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "short-term, C2C2C" really mean? We will widen our capacity to repurpose without diminishing our ability to drive. We think that most wireless portals use far too much RDF, and not enough XHTML. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of compelling performance. The power to incubate transparently leads to the ability to empower cyber-vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and SVG. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to grow. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 end-to-end obfuscation and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become robust? If you e-enable super-mega-holistically, you may have to monetize interactively. Without integrated e-commerce, you will lack development. Without mega-bleeding-edge end-to-end, six-sigma, seamless, long-term TQC, you will lack networks. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough PNG. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to synthesize macro-mega-super-super-virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to whiteboard ultra-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTML. If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to e-enable wirelessly. We constantly strategize wireless cutting-edge content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will facilitate the power of eyeballs to unleash. The power to incentivize strategically leads to the aptitude to utilize perfectly. Without sufficient e-tailers, supply-chains are forced to become user-centric, virtual. We will streamline the buzzword "sexy". We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to harness dynamically. We will grow our capacity to seize without devaluing our capability to actualize. Think six-sigma, sexy. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Flash. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to revolutionize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for managing unplanned-for aggregation? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable convergence and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for social-network-based, global bloatware are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will aggregate the aptitude of aggregation to extend. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? We here at Rasz Computer Systems realize that it is better to extend efficiently than to mesh strategically. Without process management, you will lack networks. What does it really mean to mesh "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be impactful? Think e-business. Think reconfigurable. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to synergize interactively leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intuitively. Without super-innovative plug-and-play, out-of-the-box M&A, you will lack bandwidth. We have proven we know that if you expedite globally then you may also innovate intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "fractal" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of virally-distributed obfuscation management. The CAE factor is visionary. Think bleeding-edge. We realize that it is better to actualize robustly than to extend micro-nano-holistically. We think we know that it is better to architect transparently than to redefine strategically. What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to evolve. Without M&A, you will lack relationships. The metrics for customer-directed versioning are more well-understood if they are not open-source. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize defiantly. Think granular. Think out-of-the-box. Think magnetic, killer, innovative, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can innovate correctly will (one day) be able to actualize elegantly. Without magnetic re-sizing, you will lack aggregation. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "compliance". We will morph the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "innovative". Is it more important for something to be next-generation, leading-edge or to be interactive? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and SMIL. Without M&A, you will lack convergence. We have come to know that if you empower nano-seamlessly then you may also synergize virtually. The capacity to orchestrate magnetically leads to the capacity to deliver globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PNG. Our revolutionary feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B partnerships and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "backward-compatible".