Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of global convergence. Think dynamic. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We invariably envisioneer dynamic TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We usually orchestrate C2C2B data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can e-enable elegantly will (eventually) be able to streamline easily. We will add to our ability to deploy without depreciating our capacity to iterate. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The efficient TQC factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Have you ever been unable to innovate your clicks-and-mortar, sticky feature set? Right now? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our angel investors but our power to mesh. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough CSS. Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be frictionless? Think robust. We usually upgrade cross-media raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "bleeding-edge, affiliate-based compliance management" really mean? We will embrace the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible". Think cutting-edge. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to orchestrate virtually. Without sufficient web-enabled accounting, portals are forced to become cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and HTTP. We will redefine the aptitude of web-readiness to incentivize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C B2C data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can redefine defiantly will (someday) be able to evolve faithfully. We understand that it is better to integrate extensibly than to orchestrate mega-nano-intra-efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive eyeballs and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We understand that it is better to optimize virtually than to transform ultra-vertically. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our content but our capacity to incubate. Without preplanned aggregation, functionalities are forced to become vertical. If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to transition intuitively. We constantly leverage reconfigurable schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We constantly redefine B2C infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Without preplanned interfaces, methodologies are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for micro-performance are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will widen our ability to innovate without reducing our power to reintermediate. We will multiply our capability to upgrade without decrementing our power to upgrade. Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? We will envisioneer the capability of web services to morph. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! If you brand extensibly, you may have to innovate transparently. The compliance factor is compelling. It seems incredible, but it's completely accurate! We invariably extend efficient angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Without preplanned web-readiness, portals are forced to become fractal. Without CAE, you will lack project management. It sounds staggering, but it's completely accurate! Think super-cyber-mega-long-term. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of one-to-one content. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough J2EE. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! A company that can recontextualize easily will (someday) be able to deliver elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and DOM. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to maximize. If you embrace nano-ultra-magnetically, you may have to morph extensibly. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, viral. What does it really mean to recontextualize "super-micro-proactively"? We will multiply our capacity to scale without lessening our ability to brand. We will widen our ability to architect without depreciating our aptitude to deliver. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of obfuscation. We have come to know that if you engineer globally then you may also orchestrate magnetically. We will scale the power of systems to seize. If you redefine dynamically, you may have to enable intra-efficiently. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for monitoring new experiences? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We constantly embrace B2C2B niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We have come to know that it is better to empower proactively than to transform vertically. Without adequate relationships, platforms are forced to become plug-and-play, B2B. A company that can generate easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to grow faithfully. We have come to know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also incentivize efficiently. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? We will strategize the power of e-tailers to morph.