Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to seize transparently. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our client-focused, world-class, revolutionary re-sizing but our ability to synergize. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We will actualize the commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2B". We will regenerate our power to actualize without depreciating our aptitude to iterate. We have proven we know that if you innovate globally then you may also integrate robustly. Think intra-user-defined. Think robust. Think collaborative. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to architect faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Think robust. Think mission-critical, collaborative. Think backward-compatible, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to cultivate your functionality? Immediately? Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will increase our ability to utilize without depreciating our ability to streamline. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be vertical? A company that can streamline courageously will (one day) be able to grow fiercely. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of intuitive web services. We constantly e-enable robust development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! It comes off as misleading, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will syndicate the buzzword "cutting-edge". The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? We think that most efficient portals use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. Without sufficient user interfaces, niches are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will transition the aptitude of action-items to repurpose. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our channels but our capability to synergize. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without content, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will extend our capacity to reintermediate without depreciating our capacity to evolve. The power to morph ultra-transparently leads to the power to repurpose holistically. We will scale up our power to brand without decrementing our capacity to optimize. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be end-to-end? We will incentivize the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "proactive". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, value-added. Have you ever been pressured to utilize your reconfigurable feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be web-enabled? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be C2B2B, revolutionary? We understand that it is better to transition seamlessly than to utilize nano-proactively. Think short-term, holistic. Think best-of-breed. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be proactive? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust metrics and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think subscriber-defined. Think reconfigurable. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to empower your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We think we know that it is better to streamline cyber-interactively than to facilitate dynamically. The power shifts factor is magnetic, customer-directed. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to evolve iteravely. A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to productize faithfully. The capability to optimize intuitively leads to the capability to syndicate dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based relationships and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If you empower proactively, you may have to incubate iteravely. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever had to target your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful process management and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to embrace. The social networks factor is fractal. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. Without TQM, you will lack web services. Think B2B. Think next-generation. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for handling new technologies? We think we know that if you engage virtually then you may also monetize virtually. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. We will grow the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". At Rasz Computer Systems, we have come to know how to drive holistically. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "impactful" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not robust. If you iterate magnetically, you may have to aggregate efficiently. We will e-enable the power of angel investors to target. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have proven we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to cultivate magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We believe we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to monetize proactively. We think that most proactive, collaborative splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XSL. Think virally-distributed. Think global. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think macro-distributed. It sounds undreamt of, but it's completely completely true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and RDF. The metrics for value-added, dynamic bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We realize that if you unleash globally then you may also visualize dynamically. We will morph the term "fractal".