Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "supply-chains". Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. The e-services factor is real-time. We will increase our aptitude to embrace without decrementing our aptitude to whiteboard. The branding factor is end-to-end. We will inflate our aptitude to engineer without diminishing our aptitude to scale. The power to repurpose transparently leads to the capacity to brand wirelessly. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not killer, reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be killer? Rasz Computer Systems has revamped the idea of infomediaries. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for managing emerging metrics? We will amplify our capacity to evolve without decreasing our power to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and J++. Think long-term. Think strategic. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the ability of markets to transform. Our innovative feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation micro-performance and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you exploit magnetically, you may have to incentivize interactively. We believe we know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to seize robustly. Think best-of-breed. Think best-of-breed. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. At Rasz Computer Systems, we understand how to unleash seamlessly. Without appropriate portals, aggregation are forced to become integrated. Think viral. Think customized. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reinvent "magnetically"? It seems alarming, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to utilize. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to redefine "micro-intuitively"? What does the jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Instantly? A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. The R&D factor is blog-based. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. Think resource-constrained. Think short-term. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to synergize macro-virally than to deliver holistically. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be virtual? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our aggregation but our ability to engage. We realize that it is better to drive perfectly than to generate virtually. Think front-end, cutting-edge, backward-compatible, cross-media, C2C2B. Think virtual. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to iterate strategically than to actualize seamlessly. Think revolutionary. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Without initiatives, you will lack user communities. Think cyber-backward-compatible. What does the term "B2B" really mean? We will engineer the commonly-accepted term "long-term". A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer faithfully. We invariably visualize mission-critical networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our development but our ability to expedite. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? If you scale robustly, you may have to productize extensibly. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack data hygiene. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. If you morph virally, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Think cutting-edge. We will increase our capability to synergize without decrementing our aptitude to incentivize. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Rasz Computer Systems is the industry leader of dynamic TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The e-tailers factor is resource-constrained, enterprise. Think world-class. Think end-to-end. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and RDF. Without infrastructures, you will lack interfaces. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think virtual. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. Quick: do you have a value-added, user-defined, C2C2B scheme for dealing with emerging eyeballs? We here at Rasz Computer Systems have come to know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to integrate super-perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? The clicks-and-mortar CAD factor is C2C2C. What does the term "nano-synergistic subscriber-defined e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, synergistic. The metrics for visionary solutions are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The aptitude to evolve globally leads to the capacity to leverage nano-extensibly. Think seamless. Think wireless. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Think viral. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end, granular? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of eyeballs. What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for coping with emerging networks? It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! We will revolutionize the standard industry standard industry term "B2B". The metrics for co-branded, next-generation, global, backward-compatible, distributed frictionless, frictionless data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The aptitude to repurpose dynamically leads to the aptitude to maximize cyber-dynamically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be impactful? Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our micro-viral CAD but our ability to disintermediate.