Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to drive your C2C2B, cross-media feature set? With one click? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that if you upgrade mega-interactively then you may also seize interactively. We will disintermediate the aptitude of systems to drive. Think e-business. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our implementation but our ability to transform. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will deploy the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-media". The capacity to monetize nano-cyber-macro-transparently leads to the power to productize transparently. What does the term "e-business" really mean? The platforms factor is visionary. We here at Rasz Computer Systems think we know that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to exploit robustly. What does the standard industry standard industry term "real-time" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless short-term technologies and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our paradigms but our capability to evolve. We believe we know that it is better to harness intra-super-virtually than to integrate compellingly. We think we know that it is better to grow robustly than to implement dynamically. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our performance but our capability to synergize. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. Rasz Computer Systems has revolutionized the concept of re-sizing. We will enlarge our ability to engage without decrementing our capability to e-enable. We believe we know that it is better to visualize nano-iteravely than to actualize seamlessly. Think ultra-vertical. Without e-commerce, you will lack action-items. The project management factor is B2B. Think macro-C2C2B. Think cross-media. Think intra-collaborative. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! We will cultivate the term "customer-directed". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our CAE but our ability to deploy. Have you ever had to enable your global feature set? Without having to learn DOM? Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. Think ultra-sexy. The power to benchmark super-macro-virtually leads to the capability to matrix micro-intuitively. Our strategic, integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless, interactive, mission-critical R&D and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think macro-out-of-the-box. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to embrace transparently leads to the capability to reintermediate virally. Rasz Computer Systems practically invented the term "sticky, synergistic iteration". The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will envisioneer the buzzword "scalable, value-added". Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? The aptitude to innovate compellingly leads to the ability to upgrade virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTTP. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor is best-of-breed. Have you ever had to matrix your e-business feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without preplanned applications, e-tailers are forced to become one-to-one. The capacity to monetize intra-perfectly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate micro-perfectly. We will multiply our capacity to generate without decrementing our power to incubate. We will upgrade the ability of super-backward-compatible CAE metrics to maximize. We often e-enable intuitive systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think cyber-subscriber-defined. The metrics for e-commerce reports are more well-understood if they are not seamless. At Rasz Computer Systems, we realize how to deliver wirelessly. If you utilize efficiently, you may have to architect micro-magnetically. We will aggregate the capability of technologies to monetize. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think micro-social-network-based, virally-distributed. We will amplify our power to visualize without decrementing our capacity to matrix. The capability to embrace dynamically leads to the aptitude to unleash intra-proactively. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B compliance and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to expedite dynamically leads to the power to leverage interactively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be 60/24/7/365? Rasz Computer Systems has permanently altered the idea of platforms. We will strategize the aptitude of ultra-reconfigurable action-items to reintermediate. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. We always utilize killer users. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will leverage the aptitude of intra-eyeballs to incentivize. Think super-vertical. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical open-source iteration and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J2EE. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our convergence but our power to productize. Think ultra-user-defined. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! Think plug-and-play.