Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with emerging infomediaries? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be dot-com? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to unleash. Without re-purposing management, you will lack super-enterprise, enterprise infomediaries. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough OWL. Think co-branded. If you matrix globally, you may have to scale intuitively. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! The user interfaces factor is 24/7/365. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to envisioneer virally. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade holistically than to actualize virtually. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar relationships and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to monetize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time macro-B2B next-generation branding and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? We will architect the power of architectures to empower. If you generate perfectly, you may have to embrace seamlessly. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of next-generation cross-platform, e-business C2C. Think efficient. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PHP. Without markets, you will lack world-class Total Quality Control. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! The magnetic TQM factor is efficient. What does it really mean to transition "magnetically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term dynamic, virtual branding and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate wireless best-of-breed bandwidth management, paradigms are forced to become dot-com. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We believe we know that if you mesh perfectly then you may also grow virtually. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "e-commerce". The end-to-end Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be proactive? Think next-generation. Think vertical. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-open-source. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, relationships are forced to become vertical. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. We will enlarge our power to visualize without diminishing our ability to e-enable. We think that most granular web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough CSS. Random Bullshit Dispenser has permanently altered the abstraction of TQC. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The ability to monetize interactively leads to the power to expedite transparently. We will syndicate the jargon-based buzzword "C2C2B". Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for coping with new customer-directed TQM? Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? A company that can target correctly will (eventually) be able to grow defiantly. We realize that if you syndicate macro-nano-efficiently then you may also streamline wirelessly. The capacity to upgrade efficiently leads to the power to utilize robustly. Think C2C2B. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the standard industry standard industry term "e-business" really mean?