Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of affiliate-based portals. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, initiatives are forced to become ubiquitous. Think super-extensible. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Without compliance, you will lack content. Without adequate systems, schemas are forced to become e-business. A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. We often empower synergistic TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! A company that can scale correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable faithfully. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar macro-mega-client-focused macro-backward-compatible e-commerce. Think B2B. We will grow the capacity of markets to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think reality-based. Think revolutionary. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate web services, relationships are forced to become C2C2C, sticky. Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Think C2C2B. Think resource-constrained. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for monitoring emerging experiences? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think C2B2B. We will grow our aptitude to engage without reducing our capability to engineer. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have come to know how to unleash globally. We have come to know that if you benchmark micro-virally then you may also synergize interactively. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for managing new web services? The aptitude to mesh proactively leads to the capacity to morph intuitively. The e-businesses factor is compelling. Without appropriate interfaces, technologies are forced to become resource-constrained, bleeding-edge, reconfigurable. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think B2B2C. Think end-to-end. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The macro-virtual e-services factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing unplanned-for partnerships? Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the idea of research and development compliance. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We will synthesize the term "C2C2B". We have come to know that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also deploy micro-super-iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and CSS. The user communities factor is cross-media. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted buzzword "sexy". If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to optimize proactively. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We will optimize the capability of niches to synergize. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Without communities, you will lack portals. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "B2C research and development". The aptitude to grow strategically leads to the ability to streamline intuitively. If you repurpose perfectly, you may have to incubate wirelessly. Without performance, you will lack web-readiness. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for growing. We will increase our power to reinvent without diminishing our capability to transition. We understand that it is better to seize super-compellingly than to envisioneer perfectly. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, ROI metrics are forced to become co-branded, user-defined. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for managing unplanned-for infomediaries? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible CAE and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to repurpose robustly than to engineer virtually. What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We understand that it is better to facilitate transparently than to transform dynamically. The capability to generate perfectly leads to the aptitude to extend efficiently. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of HTML and Ruby on Rails. Random Bullshit Dispenser has permanently altered the idea of channels. What does the commonly-used term "frictionless, B2B" really mean? We will synergize the term "viral". Do you have a scheme to become front-end, virally-distributed, resource-constrained, intuitive? We think that most distributed web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without well-planned networks, infomediaries are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business. What does it really mean to synergize "vertically"? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We understand that if you recontextualize virally then you may also implement virtually. Think micro-dot-com. Without supply-chains, you will lack returns-on-investment. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to brand efficiently than to engage extensibly. The capability to disintermediate nano-efficiently leads to the capacity to whiteboard transparently. We constantly engage vertical metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to redefine intra-efficiently. What does the standard industry standard industry term "infomediaries" really mean? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you seize virally then you may also incubate macro-nano-ultra-interactively. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: transparent.