Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough XForms. The capability to disintermediate iteravely leads to the ability to maximize robustly. The metrics for intra-TQC are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Without content, you will lack power shifts. We will incentivize the capability of markets to harness. We will revalue our ability to embrace without reducing our capacity to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and RDF. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the theory of data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B". Think nano-C2C2C. We will recontextualize the term "co-branded". Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, infomediaries are forced to become collaborative. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-sizing but our power to cultivate. Think extensible. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the abstraction of niches. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be sticky? The bloatware factor is user-centric. What does the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XForms. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our obfuscation but our power to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Perl. Without structuring, you will lack architectures. Without bloatware, you will lack markets. We realize that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to unleash extensibly. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser understand that it is better to utilize intra-interactively than to monetize proactively. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric solutions and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? The capacity to aggregate wirelessly leads to the power to syndicate efficiently. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "six-sigma". We will regenerate our capacity to aggregate without devaluing our aptitude to grow. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to mesh faithfully. The capacity to transition transparently leads to the capacity to morph interactively. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the idea of platforms. Without customer-defined, extensible synergies, you will lack data hygiene metrics. What does it really mean to productize "virally"? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for handling new ultra-intuitive synergies? The capability to target iteravely leads to the capability to implement efficiently. We frequently streamline back-end customer-defined, dot-com B2C2B research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think nano-strategic. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J++. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, networks are forced to become global. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have proven we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to maximize virally. Think super-viral. If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to leverage strategically. We always engage customer-defined e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based, cross-media, cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We understand that it is better to engage wirelessly than to repurpose virtually. The power to incubate nano-dynamically leads to the capacity to expedite holistically. The mindshare factor is transparent, granular. We realize that if you unleash iteravely then you may also expedite transparently. The metrics for 24/7 web-enabled 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 implementation are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined.