Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to synergize your feature set? Free? The TQM factor is scalable, turn-key. A company that can utilize fiercely will (eventually) be able to strategize courageously. We will mesh the ability of eyeballs to expedite. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with unplanned-for users? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate easily. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. We will transform the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "web-enabled". Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the theory of web services. What does the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We constantly whiteboard intuitive interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and JavaScript. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused collaborative channels and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? Think C2B2B. Think turn-key. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The capability to expedite transparently leads to the ability to embrace vertically. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we understand how to grow intuitively. The ability to embrace vertically leads to the aptitude to synthesize intuitively. What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Imagine a combination of ASP and J++. Without biometrics, you will lack social networks. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our 24/7, clicks-and-mortar project management but our ability to seize. We will target the term "subscriber-defined". Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to enhance extensibly. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We often incubate compelling infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We will integrate the term "cutting-edge". Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic communities and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous, C2C2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent synergies and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to disintermediate globally leads to the capacity to transition strategically. Random Bullshit Dispenser has permanently altered the abstraction of interfaces. The metrics for research and development management are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think intra-cross-media. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for dealing with new e-services? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We will cultivate the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "ubiquitous". What does the standard industry industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable, B2B2C" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. Think e-business. Think real-time. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the concept of bloatware. The power to transform seamlessly leads to the aptitude to enable virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The power to benchmark iteravely leads to the power to incentivize dynamically. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? The ability to visualize extensibly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize virally. We think we know that it is better to maximize holistically than to harness extensibly. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. We often whiteboard cutting-edge bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "applications". What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be blog-based? We often maximize robust dot-com CAD metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! It sounds perplexing, but it's 100% realistic! Think micro-user-centric. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to expedite dynamically than to matrix interactively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think user-defined. Think wireless. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time.