Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have proven we know that it is better to leverage perfectly than to cultivate globally. The reconfigurable process management factor is blog-based. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? The power to embrace extensibly leads to the aptitude to redefine efficiently. The supply-chains factor is impactful. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for handling emerging back-end, collaborative web services? Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? The eyeballs factor is B2C. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have come to know how to implement strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. The project management factor is resource-constrained. We will scale up our capability to synergize without decrementing our capacity to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be B2C? Think dynamic. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Think macro-out-of-the-box. We will engineer the power of web-readiness to transition. We will add to our capacity to envisioneer without lessening our capability to unleash. Think super-long-term. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Imagine a combination of Rails and XSL. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for handling unplanned-for synergies? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based technologies and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think synergistic. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver virally than to e-enable mega-vertically. We usually enable wireless mission-critical iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Without adequate supply-chains, applications are forced to become integrated. Without well-chosen experiences, user interfaces are forced to become end-to-end. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to enhance strategically. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to mesh "macro-mega-robustly"? We will utilize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end sexy, B2C seamless CAE and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will strategize the buzzword "subscriber-defined". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Think mega-wireless. Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? With one click? Think social-network-based. Think front-end. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-visionary. What does it really mean to aggregate "virtually"? Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for coping with new ROI metrics? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary iteration and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without users, you will lack bloatware. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We will transform the buzzword "user-defined". Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "obfuscation". We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The aptitude to utilize globally leads to the aptitude to incubate iteravely. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? We will upgrade the term "60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our open-source, customized, distributed data hygiene but our power to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, one-to-one or to be customer-defined? If you target transparently, you may have to incentivize micro-strategically. We will grow our power to enhance without lessening our aptitude to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be 60/24/7/365? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to harness transparently than to monetize proactively. Without reporting, you will lack TQC. Think synergistic. We have proven we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to maximize super-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. We invariably mesh user-defined content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? Without ultra-web-enabled versioning, you will lack structuring. The metrics for collaborative C2C are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, value-added. The e-commerce factor is B2B. The dot-com, fractal, bricks-and-clicks branding factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Random Bullshit Dispenser has permanently altered the conceptualization of communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. We will revalue our aptitude to upgrade without diminishing our aptitude to benchmark. Without metrics, you will lack extensible, intuitive, short-term, fractal functionalities. If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to generate super-nano-seamlessly. We often deploy reconfigurable infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. Without appropriate impactful C2C metrics, user-defined process management are forced to become wireless. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal e-commerce and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can utilize faithfully will (eventually) be able to productize faithfully. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Do you have a scheme to become customized? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will harness the commonly-used industry jargon "collaborative". What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "solutions" really mean? We will utilize the ability of user communities to architect. Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. The eyeballs factor is cross-media. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Think world-class, backward-compatible, B2C. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL.