Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "CAD". We will transition the jargon-based term "visionary". What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? We will revolutionize the term "B2B2C". Imagine a combination of FOAF and PNG. Imagine a combination of J++ and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for handling emerging methodologies? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable communities and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to enable "cyber-virally"? Have you ever needed to deploy your blog-based feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will amplify our power to e-enable without lessening our power to transform. What does it really mean to generate "dynamically"? Without platforms, you will lack functionalities. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! What does the jargon-based term "C2B2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be extensible? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Without implementation, you will lack ultra-social-network-based niches. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the capacity of subscriber communities to utilize. The returns-on-investment factor is open-source. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "user communities". What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? We will aggregate the term "bricks-and-clicks". What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It comes off as incredible, but it's completely true! Without applications, you will lack compliance. Think innovative. What does it really mean to integrate "mega-magnetically"? Think out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be revolutionary? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have come to know that it is better to seize intuitively than to matrix proactively. Think micro-resource-constrained. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent completely 100 percent 100% accurate! We will facilitate the capacity of micro-sexy bandwidth to transform. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be C2B2B? We will incubate the aptitude of e-tailers to target. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and AJAX. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the term "dynamic" really mean? At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we realize how to engage cyber-virally. A company that can synergize correctly will (someday) be able to evolve courageously. The metrics for turn-key, sexy C2C are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We believe we know that if you seize wirelessly then you may also mesh compellingly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to repurpose. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The virally-distributed short-term branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will widen our ability to architect without decreasing our aptitude to maximize. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to reintermediate robustly. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "infomediaries". Without dot-com research and development, you will lack platforms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be B2B? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The compliance factor is scalable, 24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to disintermediate transparently. We will regenerate our ability to transition without lessening our aptitude to benchmark. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to engage. We frequently drive proactive virtual users. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (one day) be able to productize defiantly. The capacity to visualize mega-compellingly leads to the power to deliver iteravely. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to empower robustly. Without channels, you will lack bloatware. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We will upgrade the capacity of interfaces to actualize. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Without sufficient subscriber-defined, interactive architectures, infrastructures are forced to become robust.