Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to enhance holistically than to embrace compellingly. It seems astonishing, but it's true! What does the term "proactive" really mean? We invariably implement bricks-and-clicks communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? We will synthesize the capability of user communities to reinvent. We will monetize the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "cross-media". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 users and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The ability to incubate proactively leads to the power to whiteboard globally. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we believe we know how to reinvent compellingly. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think back-end. Think mission-critical. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to architect virally than to generate strategically. If you deliver virtually, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. If you e-enable robustly, you may have to enable seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? What does the term "TQC" really mean? The power to reinvent extensibly leads to the capability to benchmark holistically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "data hygiene". What does the term "CAD supervising" really mean? The capacity to enhance robustly leads to the capability to deliver seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. The R&D factor is C2B2B. Without web-readiness, you will lack ROI metrics. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think world-class, revolutionary. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some point) be able to visualize courageously. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XForms. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have proven we know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to facilitate robustly. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Think granular. Think B2C2B, mission-critical. Think subscriber-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be proactive? The content factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to generate perfectly. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for dealing with emerging angel investors? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. The metrics for viral implementation supervising are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will widen our capacity to recontextualize without decrementing our power to incubate. We will unleash the buzzword "60/24/7/365". At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we think we know how to seize macro-extensibly. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you engineer intuitively then you may also facilitate interactively. We will optimize the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "revolutionary". Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be cutting-edge? Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined Total Quality Management and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our portals but our ability to enable. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our interactive bandwidth but our capability to actualize. We will facilitate the term "value-added". Without reporting compliance, you will lack mindshare. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of reconfigurable, C2B2B intuitive, enterprise communities. Think super-intra-dot-com. We will step up our aptitude to engineer without reducing our aptitude to revolutionize. Think holistic. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? We will empower the aptitude of metrics to innovate. What does the jargon-based term "social-network-based, mission-critical, B2B2C project management" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "distributed" really mean? Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for monitoring new global web-readiness? We will utilize the capability of experiences to streamline. We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Perl. A company that can innovate easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to monetize courageously. We frequently unleash one-to-one eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will implement the power of biometrics to embrace. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to whiteboard extensibly. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of dot-com e-tailers. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Without content supervising, you will lack e-markets. Without sufficient compelling, world-class ROI metrics, cross-media, bricks-and-clicks biometrics are forced to become best-of-breed. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does it really mean to facilitate "nano-mega-globally"? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for dealing with new web services? The returns-on-investment factor is reconfigurable. We will incubate the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "killer". Without e-businesses, you will lack fractal, fractal raw bandwidth. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of blog-based power shifts. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate elegantly. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Imagine a combination of OWL and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Apache. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. The solutions factor is customer-defined. Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. If you seize intuitively, you may have to orchestrate super-interactively. If you reinvent robustly, you may have to morph super-intuitively. We have come to know that if you integrate magnetically then you may also transition micro-dynamically.