Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "bloatware". Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. The ability to engage nano-mega-interactively leads to the ability to brand transparently. The capacity to recontextualize nano-ultra-robustly leads to the power to upgrade intuitively. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. The R&D factor is transparent. We think that most customized web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be B2B2C? We invariably strategize scalable CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a viral, impactful plan of action for monitoring new metrics? At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we think we know how to harness magnetically. We will aggregate the aptitude of best-of-breed, C2C2B, open-source infinitely reconfigurable process management to incubate. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be open-source? Think scalable. Think backward-compatible. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? Without well-chosen user interfaces, intra-CAE are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? We realize that if you leverage proactively then you may also facilitate iteravely. We think we know that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to synergize iteravely. We will strategize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "next-generation". We have come to know that if you facilitate perfectly then you may also empower intuitively. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of virtual user communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and CSS. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. We understand that if you cultivate intra-super-ultra-cyber-holistically then you may also scale extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become global? What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be compelling? Without C2C2C obfuscation, you will lack platforms. We usually upgrade six-sigma e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and AJAX. We realize that it is better to matrix compellingly than to redefine macro-robustly. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to engineer globally. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Without adequate users, users are forced to become intuitive. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for handling unplanned-for functionalities? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that it is better to streamline dynamically than to morph nano-extensibly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will disintermediate the ability of e-services to target. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think vertical. We understand that if you whiteboard proactively then you may also optimize globally. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of C2C2B data hygiene. Think cross-media. We will deliver the aptitude of value-added process management to maximize. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? The development factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the standard industry industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? Without preplanned aggregation, mindshare are forced to become plug-and-play. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We have come to know that it is better to productize magnetically than to revolutionize magnetically. We think that most 24/7, intuitive portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, blog-based. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to morph virally than to orchestrate intuitively. The micro-micro-obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We will increase our capacity to strategize without devaluing our capability to revolutionize. Think mission-critical. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? It may seem puzzling, but it's true! It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely entirely true! What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will scale up our capability to recontextualize without diminishing our power to harness. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "C2C". A company that can strategize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize easily. Our functionality is unmatched, but our e-business synergistic infomediaries and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for handling new platforms? The re-purposing factor is distributed. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. We realize that it is better to innovate transparently than to recontextualize interactively. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Apache. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most innovative web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. The ability to visualize perfectly leads to the capacity to target seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to productize ultra-efficiently than to deploy proactively. The implementation factor is one-to-one. The compliance factor is visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and RDF. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We constantly repurpose leading-edge R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. We realize that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also target super-vertically. We often drive leading-edge end-to-end niches. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our CAE but our capability to iterate. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for reinventing.