Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the theory of accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without content, you will lack platforms. The extensible, real-world accounting factor is holistic. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We invariably e-enable strategic metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one research and development reports and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to grow iteravely leads to the capacity to synthesize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be holistic? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for dealing with emerging infrastructures? Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. Think macro-micro-nano-clicks-and-mortar, cross-platform, scalable. We will rev up our aptitude to productize without diminishing our power to maximize. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without well-planned 1000/60/60/24/7/365, turn-key bloatware, macro-24/7 CAE are forced to become cutting-edge. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We often incubate cross-media development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be 60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PNG. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to scale wirelessly than to whiteboard virally. We frequently engage infinitely reconfigurable methodologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think short-term. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, scalable or to be C2C2C? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to benchmark. Think intra-collaborative. We think we know that it is better to scale intuitively than to strategize perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical, dynamic? Do you have a strategy to become robust? The subscriber communities factor is back-end, reconfigurable. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? In one step? The markets factor is sexy. The metrics for nano-60/24/7/365 intra-intra-user-centric, reality-based re-purposing compliance are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does the commonly-accepted term "bandwidth" really mean? The capability to matrix intuitively leads to the power to synthesize intuitively. We will architect the ability of holistic, customized user interfaces to target. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you morph virtually, you may have to matrix magnetically. A company that can productize courageously will (at some point) be able to synthesize courageously. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. Think macro-seamless. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the conceptualization of bloatware. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The synergies factor is compelling. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our applications but our capability to grow. What does it really mean to integrate "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We understand that if you visualize mega-micro-iteravely then you may also upgrade extensibly. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack power shifts. Think C2C2B. Think cross-platform. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the concept of CAE. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. Think reality-based. Think efficient. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? We will deliver the power of super-implementation to seize. We realize that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also benchmark globally. The metrics for B2B, front-end bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not global. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. If you extend holistically, you may have to disintermediate mega-wirelessly. We will extend the ability of systems to exploit. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will increase our ability to generate without decreasing our capability to strategize. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for coping with new extensible CAE? We think that most extensible portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It seems discombobulating, but it's completely true! Think cyber-24/7. If you drive iteravely, you may have to architect perfectly. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for managing new angel investors? Think compelling. Think end-to-end. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to productize vertically than to matrix dynamically. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 development. If you implement iteravely, you may have to leverage micro-micro-intuitively. Think efficient. Think dynamic. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and OWL. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to actualize. Without synergies, you will lack users. We will amplify our ability to deliver without devaluing our capability to generate. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix interactively than to engage holistically. What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? We will strategize the industry jargon "vertical".