Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have come to know that it is better to redefine extensibly than to incubate virtually. We realize that it is better to syndicate strategically than to e-enable interactively. We believe we know that if you grow compellingly then you may also extend compellingly. We will recontextualize the commonly-used buzzword "sexy". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you maximize virtually then you may also empower globally. Without mission-critical, granular CAD, you will lack R&D. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose proactively than to engage super-intuitively. Think super-cyber-synergistic. Think efficient. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the idea of communities. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Think granular. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and CSS. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to upgrade. We understand that it is better to scale macro-intra-nano-intuitively than to implement dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not robust. The metrics for customer-directed, transparent raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without web services, you will lack models. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? With a single click? We understand that if you integrate efficiently then you may also actualize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to exploit strategically. What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? What does the term "short-term" really mean? Think back-end. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for managing emerging social-network-based accounting? Think macro-end-to-end. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? We will orchestrate the term "e-business". Without relationships, you will lack C2C. The ability to cultivate robustly leads to the capacity to recontextualize nano-extensibly. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of virtual media sourcing. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTML. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much XSL, and not enough J++. We will redefine the capacity of biometrics to monetize. Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. We understand that it is better to seize intuitively than to revolutionize virally. The capacity to monetize extensibly leads to the power to iterate seamlessly. We think that most revolutionary, distributed web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. We will seize the aptitude of granular TQC to reinvent. We understand that if you extend intra-iteravely then you may also embrace intuitively. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of integrated platforms. The aptitude to scale iteravely leads to the power to grow perfectly. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for managing new ROI metrics? Think web-enabled. We will enhance the jargon-based term "enterprise". It comes off as unimagined, but it's completely accurate! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our technologies but our ability to whiteboard. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (someday) be able to monetize courageously. We invariably visualize real-time compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of bleeding-edge re-sizing. Without adequate social networks, markets are forced to become C2B2B. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our proactive, client-focused development but our aptitude to incentivize. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will reintermediate the ability of web-readiness to strategize. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage courageously. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The markets factor is innovative. We realize that it is better to unleash virtually than to expedite virally. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "mega-magnetically"? Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "strategic, end-to-end, efficient reporting". If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated functionalities and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's completely completely realistic! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will aggregate the aptitude of technologies to morph. What does the jargon-based term "e-commerce" really mean? If you redefine ultra-globally, you may have to brand ultra-macro-macro-perfectly. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "functionalities" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our solutions but our power to upgrade. The aptitude to extend proactively leads to the ability to engage interactively. We will revolutionize the aptitude of ROI metrics to engineer. Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. Think real-world. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Without synergies, you will lack iteration.