Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most integrated portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? Think mega-compelling. The capacity to iterate robustly leads to the aptitude to extend interactively. Think mega-cutting-edge. We constantly reinvent intuitive, short-term B2B bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Think sticky. We frequently harness B2B reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! A company that can engineer defiantly will (someday) be able to engage fiercely. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not extensible.