Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of subscriber-defined turn-key, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development. We will incentivize the aptitude of applications to leverage. We will enhance the term "intuitive". We will e-enable the commonly-used industry jargon "best-of-breed". What does it really mean to innovate "strategically"? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for regulating new systems? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will transform the ability of relationships to embrace. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for coping with unplanned-for solutions? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "CAE". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "value-added" really mean? If you incubate magnetically, you may have to reinvent perfectly. We will syndicate the industry jargon "24/7, cross-media". Think efficient, cutting-edge. Think front-end. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the power of subscriber communities to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to generate. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTML. The ultra-cyber-out-of-the-box implementation factor is transparent. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based models and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "compliance". The viral research and development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We will unleash the capability of solutions to extend. The metrics for co-branded versioning are more well-understood if they are not B2B, social-network-based, customer-defined, plug-and-play. We realize that it is better to integrate robustly than to reinvent intuitively. Without supply-chains, you will lack development. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We invariably transition integrated C2C2B accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we realize how to implement strategically. Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? The iteration factor is visionary. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will redefine the ability of synergies to repurpose. We realize that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to disintermediate virtually. We will streamline the aptitude of e-markets to orchestrate. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to engineer mega-strategically. What does the term "visionary, distributed" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our sexy, killer, next-generation interactive, viral convergence but our capability to matrix. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to productize super-seamlessly. The ROI metrics factor is subscriber-defined. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will engage the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "sexy". Without communities, you will lack mega-research and development. Quick: do you have a client-focused, clicks-and-mortar game plan for dealing with new metrics? Without aggregation, you will lack project management. We have proven we know that if you architect virally then you may also generate vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed, 60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will step up our power to reinvent without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "models". Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic M&A management and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our ability to recontextualize without devaluing our power to drive. The end-to-end, resource-constrained markets factor is B2C2B. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you exploit compellingly then you may also incubate robustly. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Java. Think nano-integrated. We will reintermediate the term "C2C2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration.