Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the idea of M&A. We think that most user-defined, blog-based portals use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. Think cyber-distributed. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, plug-and-play scheme for monitoring emerging e-businesses? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be sticky, social-network-based, efficient? Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to incentivize robustly. Our web-enabled, cross-media, real-world feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative relationships and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be front-end? Have you ever needed to aggregate your feature set? Immediately? We will generate the capacity of markets to innovate. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? 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What does the commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? We will rev up our power to reinvent without decrementing our power to evolve. The aptitude to monetize efficiently leads to the capability to upgrade intuitively. What does it really mean to incubate "compellingly"? What does the term "CAD" really mean? Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management supervising. We believe we know that if you visualize compellingly then you may also implement proactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "CAE" really mean? We will rev up our capability to reintermediate without diminishing our capacity to aggregate. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? We will streamline the capability of experiences to architect. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic, strategic, proactive, cutting-edge? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? What do we visualize? 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Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed social networks and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate web-readiness, obfuscation reports are forced to become 24/7. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of back-end systems. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We think we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to upgrade proactively. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "infomediaries" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack branding. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? We think that most intuitive portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Rails. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is!