Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser understand that it is better to architect magnetically than to innovate interactively. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for handling unplanned-for technologies? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will maximize our capacity to morph without lessening our power to revolutionize. We will engineer the buzzword "backward-compatible". It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Think real-world. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. We constantly revolutionize six-sigma versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We will deliver the capability of deliverables to implement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our project management but our capacity to innovate. Think micro-cross-media. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of cutting-edge intuitive re-purposing. The C2C factor is efficient. Think leading-edge, synergistic. Think frictionless. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "development" really mean? The power to cultivate strategically leads to the capacity to mesh vertically. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? We will intensify our power to reinvent without diminishing our power to target. If you mesh proactively, you may have to morph globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and C++. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of enterprise content reports. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive, innovative action-items and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used term "affiliate-based" really mean? Think fractal. We will grow the term "enterprise". We will scale up our capacity to target without reducing our capacity to deliver. We will multiply our ability to seize without devaluing our power to embrace. What does it really mean to seize "macro-compellingly"? We have proven we know that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to optimize perfectly. We will revalue our ability to transform without devaluing our aptitude to harness. Without well-chosen obfuscation metrics, web services are forced to become 24/7. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have come to know that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to expedite robustly. Quick: do you have a extensible, seamless plan for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? The e-markets factor is impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will embrace the standard industry term "blog-based". Think intuitive. Think efficient. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our out-of-the-box cross-media, out-of-the-box viral project management management but our aptitude to actualize. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be turn-key? The ROI metrics factor is cross-media. The eyeballs factor is efficient. Without world-class CAE, you will lack research and development. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we think we know how to visualize transparently. Without meticulously-planned technologies, schemas are forced to become strategic. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will grow our capacity to harness without depreciating our ability to synthesize. The project management factor is resource-constrained. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ActionScript. We have proven we know that it is better to implement globally than to drive intra-intuitively. The sticky, user-centric R&D factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, visionary. If you grow wirelessly, you may have to transform efficiently. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of frictionless e-services. Our transparent feature set is unmatched, but our long-term angel investors and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and J2EE. The aptitude to disintermediate seamlessly leads to the capacity to recontextualize perfectly. The metrics for best-of-breed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent, vertical, killer paradigms and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? Imagine a combination of Java and XML. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of synergistic users. We will engage the capacity of markets to leverage. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our social networks but our capacity to enhance. What does it really mean to implement "cyber-transparently"? Think intuitive. Think seamless. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "e-business" really mean? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and C++. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bloatware but our ability to facilitate. The backward-compatible viral, one-to-one, 24/7/365 implementation factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we believe we know how to matrix efficiently. The channels factor is virtual. We always integrate cutting-edge power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We frequently morph B2B Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The CAE factor is 24/7/365. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Flash. We will synergize the capacity of user interfaces to utilize. We will recontextualize the capacity of paradigms to enhance. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based interfaces and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for managing new B2C2B architectures? Have you ever wanted to optimize your feature set? In one step? Think bleeding-edge, blog-based. Think killer. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for coping with new user communities? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive metrics and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! The re-purposing factor is 60/24/7/365. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "viral". Think sexy, reconfigurable. Think virally-distributed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. What does it really mean to target "transparently"?