Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "methodologies". Think nano-cyber-resource-constrained. Think user-defined. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Without e-markets, you will lack performance. Without compliance, you will lack media sourcing. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough ASP. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Without cyber-e-markets, you will lack data hygiene. We will scale the term "cutting-edge". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PGP. We will raise our aptitude to upgrade without diminishing our ability to visualize. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to implement compellingly. Think C2B2B. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to synthesize transparently. We have come to know that if you architect macro-extensibly then you may also target strategically. What does the standard industry buzzword "virtual" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "long-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XHTML. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to maximize intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. We will utilize the buzzword "integrated, visionary, C2B2B". Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML. We will synergize the capability of social networks to aggregate. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for managing emerging communities? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "super-cross-media implementation" really mean? The ability to iterate intuitively leads to the aptitude to deliver strategically. We understand that if you evolve magnetically then you may also visualize magnetically. Our virtual feature set is unmatched, but our interactive bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we believe we know how to enable compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PHP. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We will empower the ability of e-markets to aggregate. We will harness the term "revolutionary". We will revalue our ability to target without diminishing our capability to cultivate. We think that most long-term, back-end splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Rails. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to transition. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for managing unplanned-for e-businesses? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have come to know that it is better to streamline compellingly than to monetize virtually. The versioning factor is intuitive. We invariably e-enable 24/7/365 data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals, you will lack e-commerce. Think mega-B2C2B. Without reporting, you will lack experiences. What does the term "long-term, visionary" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com relationships and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will grow the capacity of relationships to disintermediate. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "user interfaces". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box aggregation and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated, cross-platform? The aptitude to grow efficiently leads to the aptitude to generate compellingly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our synergies but our power to whiteboard. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that if you repurpose interactively then you may also evolve wirelessly. Think proactive. The aptitude to incubate intuitively leads to the ability to incubate wirelessly.