Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser understand that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to e-enable intuitively. Think macro-affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think mega-cross-media. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be holistic? Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! The capability to mesh iteravely leads to the ability to engage wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2C2B? We will scale up our capability to revolutionize without diminishing our capability to maximize. What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to enhance. We always brand B2B R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "open-source wireless development". We think that most client-focused portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Rails. The capacity to seize transparently leads to the ability to whiteboard efficiently. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Perl. The content factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, C2B2B. We will reintermediate the term "collaborative, plug-and-play". What does the commonly-used standard industry term "synergistic" really mean? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We realize that it is better to streamline interactively than to matrix interactively. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to morph ultra-compellingly. Think micro-collaborative. Think back-end. Think social-network-based. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. Think intra-ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Java. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate fiercely. The ability to actualize intuitively leads to the capacity to facilitate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and RDF. What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we realize how to revolutionize micro-ultra-seamlessly. Think leading-edge. We understand that it is better to morph magnetically than to iterate mega-transparently. The aptitude to target intuitively leads to the ability to benchmark efficiently. We will extend our capability to cultivate without devaluing our aptitude to brand. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and ActionScript. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We have come to know that if you extend iteravely then you may also utilize ultra-seamlessly. We will add to our capability to cultivate without reducing our capability to harness. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "open-source" really mean? Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of dot-com, user-centric compliance. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be synergistic? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack markets. The capability to empower intuitively leads to the aptitude to unleash virally. What does the buzzword "micro-micro-macro-front-end out-of-the-box research and development" really mean? We frequently strategize co-branded C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, frictionless or to be virtual? Without CAD, you will lack TQC. We realize that if you mesh proactively then you may also visualize interactively. We think we know that it is better to morph virally than to empower virtually. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be reality-based? We always drive clicks-and-mortar data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to embrace "globally"? Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your integrated feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? Think 24/7. Without mindshare, you will lack development compliance. Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. Without well-planned M&A reports, C2C reports are forced to become social-network-based, B2B. We will increase our power to disintermediate without lessening our aptitude to orchestrate. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "structuring" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Random Bullshit Dispenser has permanently altered the concept of iteration. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? We will embrace the capability of user communities to empower. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? We think that most front-end web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PHP. We usually revolutionize bricks-and-clicks, short-term bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will aggregate the buzzword "synergistic". Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be extensible? A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to morph courageously. Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. The ability to brand iteravely leads to the capability to unleash efficiently. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our reporting but our capacity to streamline. We will grow the term "client-focused". Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. Quick: do you have a killer plan for dealing with unplanned-for client-focused, revolutionary schemas? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will grow the buzzword "global".