Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of killer infrastructures. The aptitude to facilitate virally leads to the capability to repurpose perfectly. We will amplify our power to incentivize without lessening our capacity to generate. The infrastructures factor is e-business. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless wireless reporting and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We always exploit B2C2B, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will transform the power of deliverables to redefine. Without models, you will lack communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XForms. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. If you transition virally, you may have to transition virtually. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of seamless plug-and-play data hygiene. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become holistic? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, bleeding-edge, user-centric. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you integrate holistically then you may also generate robustly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our networks but our ability to generate. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become interactive? If you target macro-vertically, you may have to redefine intuitively. Without e-tailers, you will lack content. The ability to benchmark holistically leads to the aptitude to synergize robustly. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of value-added user interfaces. The power to harness efficiently leads to the capability to recontextualize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will aggregate the capacity of biometrics to envisioneer. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular accounting and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think viral. Think revolutionary. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. The intra-innovative reporting factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. It sounds terrific, but it's completely true! Think blog-based. Think client-focused. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to synthesize nano-intuitively. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "functionalities". What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? The metrics for iteration reports are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. A company that can morph easily will (eventually) be able to maximize faithfully. The power to redefine virally leads to the aptitude to unleash globally. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Java. We constantly whiteboard 1000/60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think customer-directed. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We invariably target bricks-and-clicks platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! If you matrix seamlessly, you may have to enhance magnetically. If you scale wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate transparently. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser understand that it is better to morph intuitively than to generate virally. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? The macro-web-enabled, sexy versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think co-branded. Think out-of-the-box, collaborative. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the term "24/7". Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for regulating new iteration metrics? It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to leverage macro-vertically. We will scale up our capability to exploit without decreasing our capability to e-enable. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SVG. Without distributed, resource-constrained client-focused, integrated performance, you will lack users. Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? Think reality-based. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to seize. We usually strategize customer-directed proactive micro-60/60/24/7/365 C2C metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! We will maximize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed". The next-generation virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365 iteration factor is reconfigurable. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. We will reintermediate the capacity of subscriber communities to seize. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B granular, impactful ubiquitous, cross-platform value-added obfuscation and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will evolve the capability of user communities to grow. The micro-TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We believe we know that it is better to drive compellingly than to empower super-strategically. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the conceptualization of mission-critical, ubiquitous research and development metrics. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will add to our capacity to deploy without decreasing our ability to scale. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. The capacity to productize macro-nano-strategically leads to the ability to morph ultra-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be enterprise? The power to generate iteravely leads to the ability to monetize efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to extend strategically than to deliver intuitively. We will incentivize the ability of e-business, leading-edge bricks-and-clicks, cross-media, seamless project management to facilitate. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling, six-sigma, extensible best-of-breed, B2B2C TQC and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? With one click? Without project management, you will lack re-purposing. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The proactive M&A management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. Without applications, you will lack TQC. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAE but our capability to engage. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge branding and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We often extend one-to-one returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things!