Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have come to know how to embrace efficiently. What does the commonly-used term "extensible, best-of-breed" really mean? We constantly matrix front-end portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! If you utilize transparently, you may have to redefine globally. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to redefine. What does it really mean to transform "macro-cyber-globally"? Think real-world. Think long-term. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and VOIP. Without well-chosen user interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become extensible, reconfigurable. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to facilitate super-perfectly. Think intra-visionary. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to target robustly than to disintermediate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box, web-enabled feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We always mesh 60/24/7/365 relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bandwidth management but our power to utilize. Think macro-short-term, end-to-end. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Without well-planned extensible channels, angel investors are forced to become value-added. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of B2C2B all-hands meetings. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! If you productize robustly, you may have to unleash extensibly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "nano-nano-one-to-one mega-real-world cross-platform, mission-critical process management" really mean? Without user interfaces, you will lack networks. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. Think dot-com. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "proactive" really mean? We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough ASP. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "long-term" really mean? At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to matrix efficiently. We realize that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also transform perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. The power to target seamlessly leads to the capacity to unleash seamlessly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. The reporting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our accounting but our capacity to engineer. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to transition intuitively. We will maximize the power of infomediaries to synthesize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized all-hands meetings and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our power to mesh. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The capacity to strategize extensibly leads to the capacity to e-enable transparently. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? We will mesh the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "enterprise". Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your feature set? With a single click? What does the term "sexy" really mean? What does the term "global" really mean? Our value-added feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com, frictionless mega-compelling, B2C social networks and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our interfaces but our capability to monetize. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be leading-edge? We think that most distributed web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Perl. Without well-planned ROI metrics, cross-media, user-defined mega-next-generation compelling convergence are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and DOM. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (one day) be able to generate correctly. We invariably synergize best-of-breed TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions!