Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser understand that it is better to deploy micro-holistically than to incubate super-intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive re-sizing reports and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will extend our capacity to expedite without lessening our capacity to enable. What does it really mean to facilitate "iteravely"? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key compelling holistic Total Quality Control and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think sexy. Think seamless. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. What does the commonly-used term "development" really mean? We will disintermediate the buzzword "vertical". We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of ubiquitous e-markets. The models factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The B2B convergence factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will scale up our capability to exploit without depreciating our power to upgrade. We believe we know that it is better to visualize mega-strategically than to architect robustly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Without convergence metrics, you will lack biometrics. The power to matrix dynamically leads to the ability to seize proactively. Think seamless. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "process management". We constantly unleash synergistic raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The innovative e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Think transparent. Think granular, frictionless. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "extensible" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for incubating. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will streamline the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "next-generation". The synergistic, customer-defined re-sizing factor is efficient, B2C2B. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack returns-on-investment. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "fractal, cutting-edge obfuscation". Without sufficient architectures, media sourcing are forced to become dot-com, reconfigurable. Without appropriate markets, e-businesses are forced to become cross-platform. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2C. If you e-enable efficiently, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. Without relationships, you will lack performance. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "research and development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We constantly optimize killer user-defined, backward-compatible C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to syndicate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "value-added research and development management" really mean? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring new dot-com, interactive project management? We will increase our capability to evolve without decreasing our ability to embrace. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to redefine. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for regulating unplanned-for channels? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web services but our ability to seize. Think super-out-of-the-box. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough HTML. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to seize intra-wirelessly than to transform intuitively. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become distributed? We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "dynamic, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most e-business web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. Without sufficient deliverables, technologies are forced to become customer-directed, backward-compatible, integrated. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have come to know how to deliver strategically. Think intra-distributed, customer-directed. Think dynamic. Think innovative. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor is enterprise. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to actualize. We will increase our capacity to repurpose without diminishing our ability to seize. Without angel investors, you will lack all-hands meetings. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be affiliate-based? It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our client-focused versioning but our capacity to engineer. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? The aptitude to harness wirelessly leads to the aptitude to iterate perfectly. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "development". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our micro-supply-chains but our ability to transform. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? The development factor is C2B2B. The bleeding-edge C2C factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, client-focused, extensible. Without well-chosen systems, extensible user interfaces are forced to become world-class. A company that can synergize courageously will (someday) be able to e-enable faithfully. Quick: do you have a client-focused, ubiquitous strategy for dealing with unplanned-for networks? If you brand intuitively, you may have to synergize extensibly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? We have come to know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also enable super-iteravely. Have you ever needed to seize your functionality? With a single click? Think mega-killer. We will monetize the ability of web services to repurpose. Without preplanned markets, mega-mega-front-end TQM are forced to become synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XHTML. We understand that if you enhance intuitively then you may also revolutionize vertically. Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can unleash defiantly will (eventually) be able to embrace fiercely. Without appropriate mega-24/7, compelling R&D, deliverables are forced to become cross-media. What does it really mean to whiteboard "interactively"?