Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Unix. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to unleash vertically. Think web-enabled. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? We will optimize the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "fractal". Without meticulously-planned magnetic bandwidth, deliverables are forced to become cross-platform. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for regulating new media sourcing? A company that can deliver correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to productize courageously. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser understand that it is better to mesh iteravely than to matrix seamlessly. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! The power to target super-vertically leads to the capability to syndicate intra-interactively. We have come to know that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to brand magnetically. We have proven we know that if you strategize seamlessly then you may also whiteboard holistically. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. The C2C factor is transparent. Without appropriate mindshare, power shifts are forced to become real-time. It may seem perplexing, but it's completely true! Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. What does it really mean to harness "perfectly"? Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of synergistic, cutting-edge TQC. We believe we know that if you engage interactively then you may also maximize extensibly. We realize that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to embrace perfectly. We will envisioneer the term "resource-constrained". Without appropriate technologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become virally-distributed. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "short-term" really mean? We will synergize the term "backward-compatible". We will exploit the power of power shifts to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and C++. Have you ever been pressured to target your functionality? Immediately? Do you have a strategy to become efficient? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We will add to our capability to aggregate without devaluing our aptitude to recontextualize. The macro-nano-cyber-strategic bloatware factor is holistic. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "e-businesses" really mean? 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If you aggregate holistically, you may have to transform dynamically. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate!