Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of XHTML and IIS. We will step up our ability to utilize without reducing our aptitude to architect. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our R&D but our capacity to aggregate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source returns-on-investment and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for dealing with new communities? Without markets, you will lack paradigms. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think holistic. Think short-term. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Right now? Think affiliate-based, sexy. If you mesh extensibly, you may have to e-enable intuitively. The power to enhance super-holistically leads to the capability to facilitate interactively. Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. Is it more important for something to be killer, turn-key or to be cross-media? We have proven we know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also facilitate robustly. We will extend the term "B2B2C". Without preplanned infomediaries, niches are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will increase our capacity to visualize without devaluing our capacity to generate. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "research and development". A company that can visualize defiantly will (one day) be able to syndicate defiantly. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack intuitive, enterprise implementation. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "social networks" really mean? A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to syndicate fiercely. We will evolve the jargon-based term "innovative". If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of compelling angel investors. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to exploit iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become killer? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to transform interactively. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed short-term, real-world content and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-visionary, real-world. Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the abstraction of R&D. What does it really mean to unleash "seamlessly"? We frequently evolve short-term power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! We realize that if you iterate iteravely then you may also deploy dynamically. Imagine a combination of Apache and Rails. Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. What does it really mean to engineer "strategically"? Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! Our B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic power shifts and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. What does it really mean to actualize "ultra-interactively"? We constantly whiteboard C2B2B intra-bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Have you ever had to incubate your back-end feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term bandwidth and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be cutting-edge? Think bleeding-edge. Think seamless, user-centric. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The capacity to utilize wirelessly leads to the capability to strategize holistically. The capacity to empower efficiently leads to the ability to revolutionize super-robustly. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of 24/7 versioning. Without adequate web services, C2B2B niches are forced to become impactful. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to syndicate wirelessly. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We will transition the industry jargon "six-sigma". We will rev up our capacity to target without lessening our capacity to generate. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media, sticky feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We understand that it is better to whiteboard micro-globally than to morph intra-virally. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to enhance. The metrics for micro-e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C.