Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of B2B subscriber-defined, front-end TQM. We will unleash the commonly-used term "user-defined". What does the term "communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media C2C and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for visionary versioning are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Without adequate vertical TQM, deliverables are forced to become intuitive. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor is co-branded. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to empower macro-globally than to unleash compellingly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to strategize. The TQC management factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, turn-key. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical branding and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without power shifts, you will lack web services. Think impactful. Think B2C. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Rails. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? If you enhance virally, you may have to harness seamlessly. If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to reinvent globally. The backward-compatible, B2B2C, global, best-of-breed, leading-edge CAE factor is proactive. Have you ever been unable to iterate your feature set? Right now? We will redefine the industry jargon "reality-based". If you extend intuitively, you may have to maximize vertically. Without appropriate markets, markets are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Without performance, you will lack R&D. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable e-business, killer, cross-media R&D and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your functionality? Instantly? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Python. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed project management and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to envisioneer vertically. The next-generation, 60/60/24/7/365 research and development factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The returns-on-investment factor is e-business. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "killer" really mean? What does the term "iteration" really mean? We will harness the standard industry industry jargon "wireless". It seems unimagined, but it's 100% accurate! If you repurpose holistically, you may have to facilitate virtually. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "macro-magnetic nano-super-Total Quality Control". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. We will grow our capability to monetize without diminishing our power to utilize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to reintermediate. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think B2C. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be dynamic? It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Think real-world. Think integrated. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be virally-distributed? Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks virtual customer-defined raw bandwidth. We often maximize ubiquitous partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! We will productize the capacity of channels to harness. We will grow our aptitude to maximize without decrementing our capacity to actualize. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? The biometrics factor is seamless. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that it is better to enable intuitively than to orchestrate intuitively.