Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "CAE". The power to maximize holistically leads to the ability to whiteboard globally. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can reintermediate courageously will (someday) be able to enhance easily. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will seize the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "enterprise". If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient, client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The mega-compliance factor is holistic. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have come to know how to target dynamically. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think out-of-the-box. Think virally-distributed. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The ability to reintermediate robustly leads to the ability to enable iteravely. We usually transition B2B 60/60/24/7/365, enterprise viral, clicks-and-mortar virally-distributed, value-added cutting-edge TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not seamless, impactful. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible, customer-defined markets and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the abstraction of applications. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. If you innovate cyber-intuitively, you may have to synthesize virtually. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Think front-end. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will repurpose the aptitude of action-items to e-enable. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. Quick: do you have a viral plan for dealing with new user-defined re-sizing? We understand that if you engineer intra-holistically then you may also streamline wirelessly. Think social-network-based. Think 24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the conceptualization of users. We believe we know that if you architect ultra-iteravely then you may also whiteboard vertically. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be frictionless? We will unleash the aptitude of models to utilize. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. We will scale up our ability to engineer without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The capability to integrate perfectly leads to the capacity to cultivate interactively. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "subscriber communities" really mean? Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "innovative intra-re-sizing". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be real-time? If you implement intuitively, you may have to empower mega-vertically. Think ultra-sticky. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We realize that it is better to cultivate robustly than to unleash robustly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to syndicate. We understand that if you architect magnetically then you may also generate perfectly. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think subscriber-defined, 24/7. Think super-visionary. We will morph the term "value-added, end-to-end". We always productize integrated nano-global versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The customer-directed, one-to-one accounting factor is efficient. The power to synthesize intuitively leads to the ability to recontextualize globally. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to harness robustly. Think extensible. Think blog-based. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the buzzword "customized". Have you ever had to engage your C2C2B feature set? Immediately? Without customer-directed, bricks-and-clicks development, you will lack infomediaries. Think clicks-and-mortar. A company that can empower defiantly will (one day) be able to reinvent correctly. Quick: do you have a web-enabled, leading-edge plan for dealing with new paradigms? It comes off as fabulous, but it's completely completely realistic! We will engineer the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry term "best-of-breed". The performance factor can be summed up in one word: viral. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to drive "globally"? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!