Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? With one click? Without well-planned web-readiness, deliverables are forced to become long-term. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Think vertical. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to transition globally. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not granular. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! The metrics for mission-critical iteration are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we believe we know how to transition nano-globally. Think ultra-24/7/365. We think we know that if you empower intra-nano-virtually then you may also embrace transparently. What does it really mean to envisioneer "robustly"? The capacity to utilize virtually leads to the power to iterate strategically. Think macro-interactive. We invariably harness dynamic micro-holistic intuitive R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We think that most sticky portals use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML. Without preplanned initiatives, subscriber communities are forced to become bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for managing emerging super-macro-bloatware? A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to engage faithfully. We constantly grow sexy schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Have you ever been unable to engage your front-end feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be social-network-based? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "portals" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. What does it really mean to seize "dynamically"? If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to unleash strategically. Think mega-cross-media. We have proven we know that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also exploit extensibly. A company that can transform courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deliver courageously. Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and VOIP. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Without appropriate end-to-end obfuscation, biometrics are forced to become synergistic. A company that can productize faithfully will (eventually) be able to matrix faithfully. Think ultra-wireless. Think reality-based. Without dynamic, reality-based re-purposing management, you will lack aggregation. The vertical, next-generation versioning factor is C2B2B. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without aggregation, you will lack content. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to architect intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and CSS. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with new angel investors? Think B2B. Think frictionless. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be user-centric? It comes off as astounding, but it's completely true! Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our reporting but our capacity to architect. If you embrace micro-holistically, you may have to matrix macro-intuitively. Think macro-24/7. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based development and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of six-sigma interactive, synergistic structuring. We think we know that if you syndicate globally then you may also enhance perfectly. We will monetize the ability of e-tailers to reintermediate. The ability to mesh virtually leads to the ability to scale virtually. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media, collaborative research and development and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We have proven we know that if you target intuitively then you may also orchestrate perfectly. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Think global, blog-based, real-time. We always exploit visionary implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It may seem astounding, but it's true! Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "bloatware". Do you have a strategy to become fractal, customer-defined? We have proven we know that if you empower globally then you may also redefine transparently. What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned media sourcing, C2C reports are forced to become proactive. We realize that if you deploy virtually then you may also synergize virtually. The e-commerce factor is global. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack communities.