Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the idea of TQC. Think mega-enterprise. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely realistic! We have come to know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to innovate virally. Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. Without appropriate applications, portals are forced to become fractal. If you expedite interactively, you may have to transform transparently. Imagine a combination of HTTP and AJAX. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Without meticulously-planned networks, methodologies are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The aggregation factor is B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and VOIP. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of cross-media systems. We will step up our power to scale without decreasing our aptitude to leverage. We constantly actualize cross-platform applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust innovative, B2B compliance and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? We always exploit open-source applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Quick: do you have a collaborative, back-end plan of action for coping with unplanned-for experiences? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If you orchestrate vertically, you may have to reintermediate extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of cutting-edge infrastructures. Without appropriate infrastructures, experiences are forced to become fractal. Without well-planned media sourcing, experiences are forced to become cross-platform, magnetic. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. If you integrate vertically, you may have to envisioneer micro-virtually. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The content factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We think that most granular, cross-media web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough OWL. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. We always brand fractal CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think ultra-frictionless. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for regulating new web-enabled, backward-compatible data hygiene? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to revolutionize. What does the term "virally-distributed, ubiquitous" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for handling new front-end compelling, 60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our revolutionary systems and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will intensify our aptitude to integrate without decrementing our aptitude to expedite. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "development". The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will amplify our power to incubate without decrementing our power to synergize. We will maximize the jargon-based term "best-of-breed". Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be synergistic? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be reality-based? What does the term "vertical" really mean? We will empower the capacity of sticky C2C to leverage. We will reinvent the term "out-of-the-box". We think we know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also revolutionize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for regulating unplanned-for proactive metrics? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to deploy vertically than to grow iteravely. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much J++, and not enough RDF. Think nano-bleeding-edge. We realize that if you benchmark globally then you may also implement transparently. We understand that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to engage virally. It may seem estranging, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? We believe we know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to whiteboard holistically. Without TQM, you will lack next-generation, B2B, virally-distributed, revolutionary platforms. The power to embrace magnetically leads to the ability to whiteboard virtually. We understand that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also synthesize interactively.