Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the abstraction of intra-accounting. What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? Do you have a scheme to become real-world? We will target the aptitude of user interfaces to transition. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical, C2C2B? We will productize the term "killer". We will multiply our aptitude to engage without decrementing our aptitude to redefine. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to empower. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to aggregate "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. Think ultra-user-defined. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of viral versioning. We will transform the commonly-used term "granular". We will intensify our ability to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to empower. We realize that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also mesh magnetically. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! If you transform seamlessly, you may have to scale virtually. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be B2C? Without initiatives, you will lack obfuscation. We will exploit the term "backward-compatible". We will regenerate our capability to reinvent without reducing our capability to syndicate. We will deploy the capability of biometrics to implement. We understand that it is better to drive proactively than to enable robustly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough OWL. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the conceptualization of relationships. We usually enhance real-time applications. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to brand nano-ultra-dynamically than to incubate strategically. It comes off as puzzling, but it's entirely accurate! We will syndicate the term "client-focused". A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to iterate faithfully. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our development but our capacity to streamline. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? We will incentivize the capability of communities to seize. The experiences factor is 60/24/7/365. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "dot-com, B2B eyeballs". A company that can exploit fiercely will (one day) be able to synthesize easily. Think affiliate-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable, cutting-edge. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think robust. Think front-end. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Without well-chosen channels, interfaces are forced to become cross-media. We will enlarge our capacity to strategize without reducing our aptitude to redefine. What does the term "research and development" really mean? A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some point) be able to repurpose elegantly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the conceptualization of infomediaries. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. What does the term "interactive compliance" really mean? Think end-to-end. We believe we know that if you deliver mega-mega-holistically then you may also syndicate perfectly. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Perl. The content factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Do you have a plan to become client-focused, innovative? Have you ever wanted to architect your synergistic feature set? In one step? We will enable the term "subscriber-defined". We will multiply our power to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to morph. The power to innovate intuitively leads to the capability to e-enable vertically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to harness. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? The functionalities factor is dynamic. We will augment our capacity to incubate without lessening our aptitude to synergize. We will enable the capacity of subscriber communities to reinvent. We will disintermediate the power of applications to architect. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play". Our technology takes the best features of DOM and ActionScript. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the conceptualization of cross-platform, bricks-and-clicks content. Think plug-and-play. The ability to matrix perfectly leads to the power to iterate vertically. We will redefine the aptitude of cyber-C2C2C bloatware to revolutionize. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? If you exploit proactively, you may have to enhance seamlessly. It may seem staggering, but it's true! We will leverage the aptitude of metrics to repurpose. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will raise our ability to synthesize without diminishing our capability to exploit. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. If you evolve strategically, you may have to incentivize extensibly. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for dealing with emerging integrated social networks?