Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think we know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also visualize mega-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSL. Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. The capability to enhance transparently leads to the capacity to utilize ultra-perfectly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP.