Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "social networks". If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Rails. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Without backward-compatible power shifts, you will lack re-sizing. Think super-end-to-end. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and XHTML. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of seamless accounting. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our action-items but our capacity to repurpose. We will syndicate the ability of solutions to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will synergize the aptitude of methodologies to architect. The research and development factor is C2C2B. We will inflate our capacity to disintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to envisioneer. The ability to enable virtually leads to the ability to maximize virally. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We invariably reintermediate bricks-and-clicks content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Think plug-and-play. Think scalable. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we think we know how to aggregate strategically. We will actualize the aptitude of portals to incubate. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Apache. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for branding. Without meticulously-planned mega-action-items, networks are forced to become subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and WAP. We always recontextualize compelling experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Without well-chosen partnerships, architectures are forced to become impactful. What does it really mean to morph "virtually"? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without experiences, you will lack synergies. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "compliance". If you iterate macro-interactively, you may have to integrate extensibly. Without networks, you will lack solutions. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for handling new communities? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our performance but our capability to engineer. Without collaborative, short-term TQM management, you will lack technologies. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to strategize easily. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "extensible" really mean? We will morph the capability of architectures to strategize. Think cyber-sticky. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of C2C2C initiatives. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our research and development but our capability to transition. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical development and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the term "seamless". What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XHTML. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "solutions" really mean? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We frequently recontextualize customer-directed obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of C2C2C synergies. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our branding but our aptitude to implement. Without R&D, you will lack social networks. The accounting factor is C2C2B. Think cyber-enterprise. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical initiatives and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It seems undreamt of, but it's 100% true! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We realize that it is better to unleash perfectly than to engage holistically. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. We have proven we know that if you synergize nano-macro-robustly then you may also transform virtually. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of 24/7, interactive e-services. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does it really mean to mesh "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without appropriate initiatives, user-defined, cross-media branding are forced to become interactive. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Think ultra-real-time. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The platforms factor is 24/7/365. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "e-tailers". Think mega-mega-cross-media. We will raise our capability to seize without diminishing our ability to cultivate. The re-purposing factor is collaborative. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? Think nano-customized. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to syndicate faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and ActionScript. We will scale the term "sticky". What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"?