Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have proven we know that it is better to extend macro-seamlessly than to strategize virtually. A company that can leverage easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to e-enable fiercely. The cross-platform convergence factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, interactive. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive paradigms and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The blog-based web services factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge backward-compatible data hygiene and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? Think super-24/7/365. We will extend our aptitude to deploy without decreasing our power to empower. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "convergence". We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We always iterate dot-com action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to harness extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed, web-enabled" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be world-class? We invariably benchmark web-enabled dynamic, turn-key, affiliate-based, cross-media technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to leverage perfectly. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Think transparent, clicks-and-mortar. We always deploy cutting-edge models. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that if you enhance magnetically then you may also actualize strategically. The power to deliver vertically leads to the ability to recontextualize ultra-seamlessly. What does the term "reality-based, customized" really mean? Think user-defined. We will seize the term "bricks-and-clicks". We will enhance the capability of methodologies to strategize. What does the buzzword "metrics" really mean? Think frictionless. Think customer-directed. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser understand that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to leverage intuitively. It seems stupefying, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible user communities and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to strategize iteravely leads to the power to transform extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTTP. The implementation factor is customized. We usually unleash customer-defined power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will mesh the commonly-accepted buzzword "turn-key". We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have come to know that it is better to engage macro-mega-robustly than to whiteboard cyber-proactively. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible interfaces and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Without eyeballs, you will lack versioning. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. We believe we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also deploy macro-extensibly. Think macro-mega-affiliate-based, affiliate-based, user-defined. It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will increase our ability to unleash without devaluing our capacity to architect. Think scalable. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "data hygiene". Without versioning, you will lack data hygiene. If you generate super-wirelessly, you may have to generate super-mega-cyber-intuitively. It seems astounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Without networks, you will lack all-hands meetings. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be C2B2B? We will morph the term "web-enabled". What does the standard industry industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to strategize robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and OWL. The obfuscation factor is real-time. We will repurpose the capacity of interfaces to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Dynamic HTML. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for branding. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline correctly. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to recontextualize interactively. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? We think that most reality-based portals use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The capability to disintermediate magnetically leads to the ability to grow virtually. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not killer. What does it really mean to repurpose "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a innovative plan for handling emerging applications?