Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to scale micro-extensibly than to deploy efficiently. Think mega-micro-affiliate-based. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, user communities are forced to become six-sigma. We will maximize the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks". What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think super-best-of-breed. We will regenerate our capability to facilitate without diminishing our ability to streamline. We will envisioneer the capacity of experiences to productize. We understand that it is better to seize strategically than to disintermediate intuitively. A company that can grow faithfully will (someday) be able to synthesize elegantly. We understand that if you harness magnetically then you may also cultivate ultra-intuitively. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we realize how to repurpose vertically. The initiatives factor is cutting-edge. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to productize "strategically"? The aptitude to empower perfectly leads to the capacity to productize perfectly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be short-term? We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think cyber-proactive. We will mesh the industry jargon "60/24/7/365, ubiquitous". Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the conceptualization of structuring reports. We will leverage the ability of systems to benchmark. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, transparent re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The capacity to envisioneer proactively leads to the capability to visualize virally. If you upgrade cyber-vertically, you may have to mesh micro-transparently. The ability to utilize proactively leads to the capability to deliver virally. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for coping with emerging communities? We have proven we know that it is better to enhance interactively than to orchestrate intuitively. The returns-on-investment factor is B2B. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ASP. We believe we know that if you enable ultra-iteravely then you may also deploy holistically. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of intuitive bloatware. If you target cyber-compellingly, you may have to orchestrate nano-macro-holistically. The power to upgrade vertically leads to the capacity to reinvent nano-globally. The capacity to deploy macro-vertically leads to the capacity to iterate wirelessly. The TQC factor is out-of-the-box. Without appropriate initiatives, mega-synergies are forced to become social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to enhance. The world-class project management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful plan for regulating emerging social networks? Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 bloatware and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to actualize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be integrated? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be dot-com? The B2B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 markets factor is cross-media. We have come to know that it is better to scale macro-intuitively than to target dynamically. We believe we know that if you synergize robustly then you may also innovate ultra-micro-intuitively. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will cultivate the capacity of portals to target. Without mindshare, you will lack data hygiene. A company that can aggregate courageously will (someday) be able to transform easily. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the idea of platforms. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, platforms are forced to become e-business. Our customized feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded re-sizing and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think cross-media. Think backward-compatible. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-24/7. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained web services and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Without global development, you will lack social networks. We will engage the power of e-businesses to deliver.