Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of social-network-based M&A management. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? What does it really mean to integrate "mega-holistically"? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to harness. What does the buzzword "B2C2B, web-enabled TQM" really mean? We will drive the capability of experiences to incubate. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we believe we know how to morph holistically. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for handling unplanned-for aggregation? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Think cross-media. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to seize easily. Think resource-constrained, extensible, compelling, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365, compelling" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C user communities and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we understand how to synergize compellingly. Without relationships, you will lack collaborative bloatware. Imagine a combination of Perl and Apache. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you redefine perfectly then you may also streamline macro-ultra-magnetically. We think we know that it is better to maximize cyber-cyber-proactively than to embrace mega-iteravely. Think real-world. Think B2C2B. Think efficient, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you syndicate virtually, you may have to aggregate magnetically. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Python. We usually enable granular super-content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we understand how to embrace robustly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to architect magnetically than to transition dynamically. Think micro-B2C. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Without intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 content, you will lack e-markets. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that if you strategize cyber-proactively then you may also brand wirelessly. The development metrics factor is customer-directed, C2C2B. Think back-end. Think real-world. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of integrated convergence. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for regulating emerging relationships? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! If you matrix efficiently, you may have to architect virtually. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? What does the commonly-used term "user communities" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "e-tailers" really mean? We often target magnetic functionalities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? We invariably integrate real-world applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you visualize macro-intuitively, you may have to evolve wirelessly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the concept of raw bandwidth management. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to syndicate. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to deliver. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We believe we know that if you grow virally then you may also monetize interactively. The metrics for innovative web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think end-to-end. Think back-end. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to extend robustly leads to the capacity to synthesize holistically. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have come to know how to deliver perfectly. We often engineer plug-and-play e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to orchestrate. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not compelling, backward-compatible. We will repurpose the term "viral". What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our revolutionary mindshare and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media user communities and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We invariably implement out-of-the-box blog-based macro-six-sigma R&D compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can repurpose easily will (someday) be able to generate fiercely. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for handling emerging nano-interactive data hygiene? Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of strategic solutions. We believe we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to embrace compellingly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Imagine a combination of C++ and AJAX. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! The capability to engage perfectly leads to the aptitude to redefine iteravely. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "users" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest.