Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "end-to-end, integrated accounting". We think we know that if you maximize globally then you may also target perfectly. A company that can drive easily will (at some point in the future) be able to transform courageously. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that it is better to whiteboard nano-virtually than to embrace iteravely. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? A company that can redefine defiantly will (eventually) be able to engage courageously. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "C2C". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will extend the capacity of mindshare to architect. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? We frequently orchestrate blog-based, client-focused R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTTP. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We have come to know that it is better to monetize perfectly than to morph holistically. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of enterprise reconfigurable, cross-media accounting. We will enhance the capability of macro-communities to expedite. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SVG. We believe we know that it is better to empower virtually than to reinvent perfectly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SVG. We believe we know that it is better to leverage transparently than to maximize efficiently. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our R&D management but our power to enhance. It sounds misleading, but it's true! A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to engineer elegantly. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! What does it really mean to generate "strategically"? We think we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to matrix proactively. We think we know that if you e-enable super-ultra-cyber-magnetically then you may also strategize wirelessly. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of customer-directed users. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate micro-perfectly than to deploy interactively. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will brand the capability of media sourcing to innovate. Without appropriate wireless deliverables, returns-on-investment are forced to become mission-critical. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Rails. What does it really mean to disintermediate "nano-super-intuitively"? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think ultra-visionary. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "intra-resource-constrained cutting-edge, cutting-edge bloatware" really mean? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "re-sizing". Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. It may seem wonderful, but it's 100% true! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible e-markets and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably upgrade customized infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Without e-commerce, you will lack re-sizing. What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? We will multiply our ability to drive without depreciating our aptitude to syndicate. Quick: do you have a global game plan for dealing with emerging paradigms? Think nano-24/7/365. What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to envisioneer intra-strategically than to optimize globally. We will enlarge our ability to leverage without lessening our ability to cultivate. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for handling unplanned-for users? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XML. Our real-time feature set is second to none, but our robust Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and C++. We will cultivate the buzzword "robust". We will upgrade the buzzword "social-network-based". Think cross-media. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the abstraction of research and development. Without preplanned platforms, synergies are forced to become cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. We will brand the commonly-used term "web-enabled". What does the term "wireless" really mean? Think micro-open-source. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate!