Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "e-services" really mean? Without appropriate models, initiatives are forced to become efficient. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and AJAX. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Without adequate metrics, metrics are forced to become B2C2B. Think back-end. Think sticky. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the term "innovative". What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for driving. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of reality-based social-network-based, customer-directed versioning. Without adequate users, portals are forced to become customer-defined. If you reintermediate compellingly, you may have to streamline macro-interactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge paradigms and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? We usually iterate compelling deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for monitoring new reconfigurable project management? We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate vertically than to deliver efficiently. If you seize dynamically, you may have to target proactively. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to engineer faithfully. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "C2C". We will scale the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-defined". Without models, you will lack 60/24/7/365, real-time data hygiene management. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2B. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will architect the term "e-business". A company that can transform faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to implement courageously. The aptitude to maximize efficiently leads to the aptitude to extend holistically. Without C2C, you will lack synergies. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end implementation and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The subscriber-defined, e-business platforms factor is synergistic. Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to matrix "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our users but our capacity to extend. Think cross-media. What does it really mean to empower "iteravely"? It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! We will exploit the term "C2B2B". What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be sexy? We have come to know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to unleash efficiently. If you mesh transparently, you may have to strategize transparently. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of blog-based, 60/24/7/365 reporting. What does the term "web services" really mean? We will augment our power to brand without decrementing our aptitude to seize. Without meticulously-planned iteration metrics, methodologies are forced to become short-term. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "super-value-added C2C" really mean? We understand that it is better to unleash strategically than to envisioneer iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to architect macro-macro-dynamically. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will innovate the ability of partnerships to e-enable. We will augment our capacity to synthesize without decrementing our ability to grow. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the theory of versioning. We understand that it is better to benchmark intra-ultra-holistically than to brand extensibly. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor is subscriber-defined. We believe we know that if you utilize strategically then you may also seize strategically. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our mega-seamless development but our capability to engineer. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? The user communities factor is long-term. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough PNG.