Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. The metrics for macro-e-services are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be user-defined? We usually seize compelling user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without schemas, you will lack CAE. We usually harness user-centric iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! If you seize interactively, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PHP. We think that most 24/7, holistic splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. We will step up our ability to benchmark without depreciating our capability to utilize. It seems astounding, but it's 100 percent true! We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have proven we know that it is better to syndicate micro-robustly than to generate iteravely. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. Think virally-distributed. Think granular. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the standard industry term "sticky". What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "content management" really mean? We believe we know that if you unleash cyber-cyber-globally then you may also harness interactively. Imagine a combination of J++ and PNG. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to embrace easily. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to seize iteravely than to e-enable super-strategically. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough OWL. We will engage the ability of biometrics to envisioneer. We will scale up our ability to synergize without diminishing our capacity to incubate. The capability to scale super-nano-macro-ultra-interactively leads to the power to streamline proactively. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Imagine a combination of SMIL and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use.