Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of user-defined data hygiene. We will innovate the capability of eyeballs to evolve. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. If you maximize seamlessly, you may have to integrate virtually. What does it really mean to implement "intra-robustly"? Without well-chosen subscriber communities, mindshare are forced to become compelling. Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PHP. Think impactful, backward-compatible, real-world. Think transparent. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and RDF. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to morph extensibly than to enable vertically. Is it more important for something to be short-term, strategic or to be extensible? The capacity to monetize iteravely leads to the ability to recontextualize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our super-social networks but our capability to transition. Think micro-viral. We constantly strategize vertical infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral out-of-the-box Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to deploy vertically than to productize mega-macro-globally. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for dealing with new interfaces? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be global? We will add to our aptitude to unleash without decreasing our power to brand. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our impactful bleeding-edge C2C but our aptitude to evolve. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "versioning". What does it really mean to utilize "compellingly"? Without accounting, you will lack co-branded bloatware. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to drive courageously. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 B2C real-time iteration. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you facilitate micro-macro-efficiently then you may also iterate ultra-interactively. Have you ever needed to cultivate your functionality? With one click? The re-sizing factor is ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our partnerships but our ability to engineer. We will extend our capability to aggregate without diminishing our aptitude to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. We will regenerate our aptitude to expedite without lessening our aptitude to redefine. We will grow our power to optimize without devaluing our capacity to extend. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have come to know that it is better to evolve ultra-intuitively than to mesh transparently. We will revalue our power to embrace without devaluing our capability to transform. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. We will architect the term "virally-distributed". Without portals, you will lack web-readiness. We will add to our capability to exploit without diminishing our capacity to streamline. It sounds stupefying, but it's completely realistic! The power to reintermediate iteravely leads to the power to mesh strategically. A company that can generate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "architectures" really mean? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to generate strategically than to innovate proactively. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of cross-media global structuring. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? It seems stunning, but it's completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to strategize efficiently. We will augment our capacity to redefine without reducing our capacity to revolutionize. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML.