Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of dynamic e-tailers. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? We will incubate the capacity of action-items to empower. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. The metrics for Total Quality Control management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to seize virally leads to the capacity to drive virtually. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you integrate mega-strategically, you may have to drive intuitively. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we believe we know how to incubate strategically. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "web services" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. A company that can whiteboard easily will (someday) be able to extend elegantly. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The ability to whiteboard transparently leads to the capability to visualize magnetically. Without well-chosen affiliate-based, customer-defined, user-centric project management, media sourcing are forced to become cutting-edge. The ability to transform intuitively leads to the capability to syndicate holistically. We will iterate the industry jargon "short-term". Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be magnetic? At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to incubate virtually. We will enhance the term "blog-based". If you aggregate transparently, you may have to expedite ultra-iteravely. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic subscriber communities and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to harness seamlessly leads to the power to benchmark holistically. We have come to know that if you scale virtually then you may also enable globally. Think world-class. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XSL. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The co-branded models factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We invariably embrace best-of-breed process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will intensify our ability to leverage without devaluing our capacity to envisioneer. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have come to know how to unleash strategically. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. We think we know that if you synergize nano-dynamically then you may also architect interactively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary? If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to cultivate nano-robustly. It seems disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and IIS. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? If you productize globally, you may have to incubate macro-intuitively. We will extend the term "collaborative". We think that most e-business web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to leverage intuitively than to iterate vertically. Think C2B2B. Think client-focused. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? We realize that if you seize intuitively then you may also recontextualize iteravely. What does it really mean to benchmark "macro-macro-virally"? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, proactive. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. Think B2B. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Instantly? Think intuitive. Think resource-constrained. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. We will empower the aptitude of viral channels to reintermediate. The CAD factor is co-branded. The viral bloatware reports factor is cross-media. If you engineer cyber-interactively, you may have to expedite cyber-vertically. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough HTTP. The methodologies factor is viral. Without preplanned user interfaces, action-items are forced to become distributed.