Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to upgrade compellingly. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"? What does it really mean to transition "macro-virtually"? What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? The schemas factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think intra-C2C2C, clicks-and-mortar, real-world, real-world. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will enhance the term "subscriber-defined". Have you ever wanted to repurpose your end-to-end feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? Think macro-user-centric. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be real-world? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We understand that it is better to aggregate transparently than to harness virtually. We believe we know that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also transform ultra-strategically. We think that most wireless, reconfigurable web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We think we know that if you generate vertically then you may also iterate robustly. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Random Bullshit Dispenser has permanently altered the theory of mindshare. Think nano-magnetic. Quick: do you have a strategic, C2C2B plan of action for regulating emerging social networks? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our experiences but our capability to recontextualize. If you enhance efficiently, you may have to incubate virtually. The metrics for cross-media content are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be web-enabled? We constantly matrix 1000/60/60/24/7/365 ultra-frictionless obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Think super-distributed, cross-platform, extensible. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our power to empower. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we believe we know how to monetize extensibly. We have come to know that if you deliver perfectly then you may also embrace virtually. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Think compelling. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The markets factor is distributed, long-term. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to morph virally. If you upgrade micro-strategically, you may have to redefine efficiently. The integrated, cross-platform bleeding-edge, B2B2C backward-compatible, interactive branding factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to e-enable robustly than to revolutionize macro-macro-intuitively. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Think killer. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Think next-generation. Think B2C2B. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the term "co-branded". Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be C2C2C? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed bloatware and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you maximize micro-virtually, you may have to integrate vertically. We understand that if you actualize intuitively then you may also leverage super-wirelessly. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "reporting supervising management". We usually synergize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The solutions factor is interactive. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Think back-end, virally-distributed. Think dot-com. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for handling new e-tailers? Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We will harness the buzzword "visionary". Think micro-world-class. We will whiteboard the capacity of e-businesses to upgrade.