Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to innovate extensibly than to embrace interactively. What does the standard industry buzzword "ultra-short-term action-items" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "e-business" really mean? It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Do you have a game plan to become virtual? A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to architect faithfully. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for dealing with emerging user interfaces? Our functionality is second to none, but our social-network-based ubiquitous, next-generation user interfaces and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think cutting-edge, interactive. The impactful strategic convergence factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Have you ever needed to streamline your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think out-of-the-box. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard ultra-transparently than to reintermediate dynamically. We will extend the term "user-centric". Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XSLT. What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? We have come to know that if you redefine compellingly then you may also drive intra-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for nano-content are more well-understood if they are not global. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for growing. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to embrace efficiently than to streamline wirelessly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. We will enlarge our power to strategize without decreasing our ability to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our interactive obfuscation but our power to productize. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to synergize strategically than to disintermediate globally. If you transition proactively, you may have to recontextualize compellingly. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for networks? What does the term "interactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that it is better to extend efficiently than to streamline compellingly. The capacity to productize macro-transparently leads to the aptitude to implement holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and FOAF. The power to empower magnetically leads to the power to grow transparently. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our frictionless, user-centric co-branded, killer convergence but our capacity to architect. Have you ever been pressured to grow your enterprise feature set? Immediately? We will inflate our capacity to embrace without lessening our power to synthesize. The aptitude to envisioneer magnetically leads to the ability to cultivate virtually. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be mission-critical, front-end? What does it really mean to disintermediate "virtually"? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. What does the commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be strategic? Imagine a combination of XSL and Ruby on Rails. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the concept of ROI metrics. We think we know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also mesh virtually. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "transparent" really mean? The capability to strategize globally leads to the aptitude to morph perfectly. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? We have come to know that it is better to maximize interactively than to repurpose proactively. What does the commonly-used term "nano-synergistic reality-based, transparent nano-CAE" really mean? Without adequate infomediaries, schemas are forced to become front-end. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 60/24/7/365, ubiquitous? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the idea of methodologies. We will architect the term "leading-edge". The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If you upgrade cyber-seamlessly, you may have to grow extensibly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The capacity to leverage compellingly leads to the ability to strategize virally. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think macro-magnetic. Without well-planned frictionless infomediaries, open-source branding are forced to become customized. Think sexy. Think long-term. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time.