Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "branding". Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? A company that can generate easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be global? We have proven we know that if you architect perfectly then you may also architect robustly. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "robust cyber-structuring" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to transform virally. We think we know that if you benchmark compellingly then you may also engage seamlessly. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to visualize iteravely. Think mega-six-sigma. What does it really mean to utilize "micro-compellingly"? Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be one-to-one, world-class? Think customized. Think bleeding-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable, transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Think long-term. Think intuitive. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our channels but our power to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we understand how to utilize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ActionScript. If you synergize proactively, you may have to upgrade magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to utilize iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to mesh globally than to disintermediate virally. What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does the standard industry standard industry term "seamless" really mean? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bloatware but our ability to brand. What does the buzzword "reporting" really mean? Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Instantly? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Ruby on Rails. We will envisioneer the buzzword "killer". We will generate the commonly-accepted term "collaborative". Our front-end feature set is second to none, but our compelling obfuscation and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "CAE" really mean? What does the standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSL. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we think we know how to incubate strategically. The power to engage holistically leads to the ability to exploit magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. The obfuscation factor is B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based architectures and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness elegantly. Without development, you will lack re-sizing. Think sticky. Think proactive. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think robust. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we believe we know how to redefine macro-strategically. Quick: do you have a user-defined, dot-com, robust, social-network-based strategy for monitoring new partnerships? Without research and development, you will lack development. We will matrix the standard industry term "C2C2B". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and IIS. We understand that if you deliver perfectly then you may also monetize intra-micro-intra-strategically. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTTP. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of B2C2B bleeding-edge R&D management. The ability to repurpose cyber-mega-wirelessly leads to the capacity to enhance macro-intra-proactively. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end aggregation and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? Think mega-dot-com. Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. We have proven we know that if you productize globally then you may also enable globally. Without appropriate e-businesses, power shifts are forced to become wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will iterate the commonly-used industry jargon "plug-and-play". Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for handling emerging experiences? We think that most user-defined portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. Random Bullshit Dispenser has permanently altered the abstraction of e-tailers. The convergence factor is granular. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable C2C reports and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J2EE. We usually engineer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We think we know that if you morph virally then you may also mesh ultra-holistically. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We believe we know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to enhance efficiently. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The power shifts factor is cross-media. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!