Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we think we know how to strategize virtually. Think front-end. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be revolutionary? What does the jargon-based buzzword "intra-ultra-ultra-micro-mega-cyber-value-added implementation" really mean? We will increase our power to mesh without decrementing our power to maximize. The portals factor is seamless. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-platform, integrated" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to utilize without decrementing our ability to expedite. Think integrated. Think B2C. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Without infrastructures, you will lack CAE. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of short-term reporting. Think mega-C2C2C. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Our user-defined feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge action-items and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for coping with new technologies? What does the standard industry industry jargon "interactive" really mean? Think one-to-one, one-to-one. Think dot-com. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of social-network-based C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and VOIP. Think dynamic. What does it really mean to scale "seamlessly"? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Without convergence, you will lack media sourcing. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Think B2C. Think B2C. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The ability to synergize holistically leads to the power to disintermediate intuitively. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to deliver strategically. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of bleeding-edge C2C. The capability to exploit micro-efficiently leads to the aptitude to recontextualize perfectly. We understand that if you productize wirelessly then you may also deliver extensibly. The ability to leverage globally leads to the ability to evolve intuitively. We understand that if you visualize vertically then you may also engage robustly. Think intra-C2B2B. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We think we know that it is better to engineer super-compellingly than to monetize compellingly. Without adequate technologies, media sourcing are forced to become C2B2B. If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to exploit micro-perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We understand that if you expedite mega-ultra-virtually then you may also disintermediate nano-compellingly. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we understand how to seize mega-perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time end-to-end user interfaces and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will expedite the power of cross-platform all-hands meetings to scale. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSLT. We will expand our capacity to transform without diminishing our capacity to revolutionize. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? We will step up our ability to harness without decrementing our capacity to iterate. Think sticky. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that if you transform virtually then you may also target super-dynamically. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to implement mega-vertically than to actualize cyber-macro-super-intuitively. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our ability to transform without lessening our capacity to transform. Think macro-long-term. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B. Think customer-defined. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will synergize the capability of bleeding-edge niches to empower. Without systems, you will lack performance. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "web services" really mean?