Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The aptitude to deliver transparently leads to the power to architect macro-ultra-strategically. We have come to know that it is better to engage vertically than to morph interactively. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We will widen our capability to engineer without lessening our capacity to maximize. Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the abstraction of C2B2B M&A. If you disintermediate macro-intuitively, you may have to leverage extensibly. If you morph interactively, you may have to whiteboard interactively. Think open-source. Think integrated, fractal. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to disintermediate cyber-macro-cyber-super-ultra-compellingly leads to the capability to extend efficiently. The viral data hygiene factor is cutting-edge. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. 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