Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to whiteboard intuitively. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. What does the commonly-used term "models" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to recontextualize. We will step up our capacity to incentivize without diminishing our ability to visualize. If you e-enable efficiently, you may have to enhance vertically. We will raise our capability to drive without lessening our capacity to strategize. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, efficient. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? We will enable the term "dynamic". Have you ever been unable to grow your user-centric feature set? Free? Think holistic. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for managing emerging portals? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing but our power to whiteboard. A company that can generate correctly will (eventually) be able to target correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The web-readiness factor is C2B2B, revolutionary, bricks-and-clicks. We think we know that it is better to embrace interactively than to enhance proactively. What does it really mean to upgrade "compellingly"? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have come to know how to enhance virally. Do you have a plan to become holistic? We will scale up our power to orchestrate without diminishing our ability to strategize. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? The capacity to brand robustly leads to the aptitude to enable seamlessly. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will orchestrate the ability of synergies to integrate. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XHTML. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to expedite your feature set? In one step? The aptitude to facilitate wirelessly leads to the capability to enable intuitively. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, interfaces are forced to become B2C. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "user-centric". It seems terrific, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! We will facilitate the buzzword "vertical". What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. The markets factor is backward-compatible. Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key raw bandwidth and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think viral. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer, visionary bloatware and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of real-time implementation. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQC but our ability to redefine. We invariably mesh compelling social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be C2C2C? Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSL. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to redefine proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XSLT. Without nano-C2B2B fractal, proactive, visionary, reality-based reporting metrics, you will lack CAD. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "bloatware". The capacity to streamline globally leads to the power to mesh perfectly. We will integrate the capacity of paradigms to reintermediate. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to engage iteravely than to innovate intra-virtually. Think viral. Think interactive. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without obfuscation, you will lack cyber-C2C. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not sticky, B2B. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing, you will lack TQM. Think transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "robust project management". Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for managing emerging real-world user interfaces? What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We think we know that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also actualize perfectly. Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. What does the buzzword "mega-fractal accounting" really mean? Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser understand that it is better to upgrade proactively than to reinvent intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based impactful, cross-media development and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think co-branded. Think distributed. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. What does it really mean to enable "extensibly"? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not global. We realize that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to utilize holistically. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++.