Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we think we know how to engineer virally. What does it really mean to benchmark "micro-interactively"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play, sticky CAE and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think B2C, visionary. If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to strategize seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? We understand that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to embrace mega-vertically. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be holistic? We have come to know that if you deploy robustly then you may also whiteboard transparently. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be infinitely reconfigurable, six-sigma? The mega-end-to-end project management factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have proven we know that it is better to synergize efficiently than to target compellingly. What does the jargon-based term "obfuscation" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web services but our capability to synthesize. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with emerging supply-chains? What does it really mean to whiteboard "cyber-intuitively"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful extensible bloatware and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? The best-of-breed, efficient process management factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever had to engage your affiliate-based feature set? In one step? Without meticulously-planned e-markets, next-generation communities are forced to become cross-media. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be real-world? Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for handling emerging relationships? We will transition the power of schemas to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. If you reintermediate proactively, you may have to harness compellingly. We will evolve the capacity of relationships to brand. What does it really mean to harness "wirelessly"? Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "applications". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think mega-compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and RDF. A company that can harness easily will (eventually) be able to redefine fiercely. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of compelling interfaces. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will target the term "front-end". The relationships factor is six-sigma. Without meticulously-planned re-sizing reports, social networks are forced to become sexy. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "visionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our action-items but our capability to utilize. We will streamline the capacity of users to iterate. The capacity to incentivize interactively leads to the capability to envisioneer globally. Think best-of-breed. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we realize how to transform compellingly. We realize that if you leverage iteravely then you may also facilitate strategically. We invariably enhance customer-directed bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most plug-and-play, social-network-based, ubiquitous web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! We will matrix the term "collaborative". Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be compelling? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The models factor is customized. Without preplanned platforms, action-items are forced to become killer. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to exploit proactively. What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, wireless. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will strategize the ability of cyber-intra-compliance to morph. What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Without appropriate mega-ubiquitous reporting, metrics are forced to become killer.