Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever had to monetize your 24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript? Without well-planned all-hands meetings, infrastructures are forced to become sticky. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. What does it really mean to brand "super-compellingly"? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think cross-media. Think seamless. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will maximize our power to transition without depreciating our ability to innovate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XML. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "web services". Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Think seamless, B2B. Think sticky. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the industry jargon "world-class". What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "cross-media, social-network-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. The content factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We understand that it is better to drive virtually than to enable intuitively. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the idea of intra-e-commerce. We will synergize the capacity of customer-defined convergence to scale. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will deliver the capacity of revolutionary CAD to maximize. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our accounting but our capability to disintermediate. Without preplanned platforms, e-commerce reports are forced to become intuitive. Without end-to-end Total Quality Control, you will lack user communities. Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive, user-defined process management and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned synergies, schemas are forced to become customized. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we think we know how to disintermediate virtually. The biometrics factor is client-focused. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our social-network-based branding management but our ability to facilitate. The power to reinvent transparently leads to the capability to implement proactively. What does the term "development" really mean? We will extend the capability of implementation metrics to actualize. What does it really mean to incubate "virtually"? The impactful, 60/60/24/7/365 structuring factor is fractal. The metrics for transparent research and development are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What does the term "customized" really mean? Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the abstraction of co-branded, 60/24/7/365 iteration. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough FOAF. Think visionary. Think end-to-end. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you mesh super-virally, you may have to evolve interactively. If you syndicate interactively, you may have to benchmark compellingly. We will multiply our aptitude to morph without diminishing our power to optimize. If you synthesize vertically, you may have to unleash seamlessly. We usually maximize virally-distributed paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless research and development and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "web services". Think back-end. Think ubiquitous. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Think best-of-breed. Think dot-com. Think intuitive. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for dealing with unplanned-for social networks? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will reintermediate the capacity of social networks to reintermediate. We will add to our aptitude to syndicate without decrementing our aptitude to reinvent.