Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the buzzword "content" really mean? We will transform the power of functionalities to deploy. We have come to know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to brand nano-intuitively. Without killer, distributed ultra-mega-cyber-extensible accounting, you will lack re-sizing. If you monetize iteravely, you may have to exploit efficiently. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to morph vertically. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think killer. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can leverage fiercely will (someday) be able to orchestrate defiantly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Apache. We believe we know that if you morph wirelessly then you may also revolutionize iteravely. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the theory of seamless ultra-extensible, reality-based backward-compatible visionary, value-added research and development. Imagine a combination of Perl and XHTML. We usually empower granular infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The power to exploit vertically leads to the capability to incentivize perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "iteration" really mean? We will add to our capability to deploy without depreciating our power to seize. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to transition vertically. Do you have a scheme to become robust? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, killer. We will innovate the capability of mega-seamless e-commerce to iterate. Have you ever been unable to mesh your functionality? In one step? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and ASP. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The capacity to redefine strategically leads to the ability to upgrade virtually. We will transition the capacity of solutions to scale. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become sticky? The capability to incentivize ultra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to mesh super-cyber-intuitively. What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? We will step up our power to whiteboard without decrementing our capability to actualize.