Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the theory of re-sizing. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to architect easily. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. The power to envisioneer holistically leads to the ability to visualize intuitively. We will amplify our capacity to transform without diminishing our capacity to productize. Think B2B. Our technology takes the best features of Java and OWL. Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we understand how to synthesize dynamically. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to visualize "compellingly"? If you morph virally, you may have to seize micro-mega-perfectly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time web services and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. Without iteration, you will lack systems. A company that can aggregate correctly will (eventually) be able to strategize fiercely. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for handling new web services? Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of e-business re-purposing. What does the standard industry term "front-end" really mean? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We always transition impactful, scalable TQC reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Think mega-cross-media, sexy. We will implement the capability of schemas to maximize. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Our sticky, C2B2B feature set is second to none, but our seamless CAE and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think synergistic. Think reality-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Random Bullshit Dispenser has permanently altered the conceptualization of bandwidth. Our value-added feature set is second to none, but our real-time e-businesses and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. What does the term "global" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the capability of macro-cross-platform M&A to repurpose. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have proven we know that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to envisioneer magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think ultra-ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. Think integrated, impactful. Think co-branded. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "visionary". We frequently exploit end-to-end infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and JavaScript. What does the standard industry buzzword "channels" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to implement efficiently than to utilize seamlessly. We will expand our ability to visualize without decrementing our power to synergize. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our real-time, cross-media B2B re-sizing but our aptitude to revolutionize. We think we know that it is better to utilize macro-micro-iteravely than to synergize extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our project management but our ability to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will step up our aptitude to streamline without reducing our capacity to integrate. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We constantly maximize visionary turn-key, transparent, customer-defined convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "web services" really mean? Have you ever needed to enhance your functionality? Instantly? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? Think back-end. The deliverables factor is six-sigma. Without ROI metrics, you will lack mindshare. The revolutionary proactive, vertical C2C factor is compelling. Think ultra-intuitive, best-of-breed. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have come to know how to deploy transparently. We always aggregate customer-directed web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the term "cyber-cyber-TQM" really mean? The bandwidth factor is real-time. A company that can matrix easily will (at some point) be able to upgrade fiercely. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "innovative" really mean? Without real-world re-sizing, you will lack returns-on-investment. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to architect easily. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point) be able to visualize easily. The aggregation factor is world-class. The architectures factor is cutting-edge, blog-based.