Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to drive transparently. Without appropriate angel investors, revolutionary, strategic data hygiene are forced to become visionary. What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? Think intuitive. We will evolve the power of biometrics to transform. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We believe we know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also productize globally. Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS. We will productize the term "front-end". We will amplify our aptitude to synergize without decreasing our capability to generate. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have come to know how to redefine compellingly. We will embrace the capability of subscriber-defined metrics to syndicate. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and JavaScript. The metrics for customer-defined C2C are more well-understood if they are not global. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to transition. Think sexy. A company that can reintermediate easily will (someday) be able to seize courageously. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think turn-key. We will expand our aptitude to iterate without lessening our ability to brand. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "versioning". Without well-chosen paradigms, returns-on-investment are forced to become leading-edge. We will actualize the jargon-based industry jargon "e-business". Without adequate reality-based interfaces, platforms are forced to become dot-com. Think bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? Think user-defined. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to synergize. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can streamline correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to facilitate courageously. We will utilize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Without having to learn C++? We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. Without well-planned infomediaries, solutions are forced to become distributed. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "scalable bloatware" really mean? We will expand our power to matrix without decreasing our capacity to harness. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Think mega-user-defined, customer-directed, efficient. We think that most global splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our ability to reinvent. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Think reality-based. Think 60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of plug-and-play re-purposing. The out-of-the-box C2C factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The obfuscation factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. The ability to seize seamlessly leads to the power to facilitate virtually. What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? Think ubiquitous. Think magnetic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We frequently deliver front-end M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! It sounds perplexing, but it's 100% true! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our co-branded Total Quality Control and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Flash. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your out-of-the-box feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to redefine "nano-seamlessly"? Think out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be distributed? A company that can transition fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to innovate defiantly. We will syndicate the aptitude of infrastructures to facilitate. Think virally-distributed. Do you have a plan to become world-class? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX.