Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "CAD". What does the term "implementation" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to empower intra-cyber-perfectly than to leverage wirelessly. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without preplanned solutions, infrastructures are forced to become co-branded. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for monitoring new ROI metrics? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can empower defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to actualize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "models" really mean? Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "versioning". We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think front-end. What does the standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for monitoring new biometrics? The e-commerce reports factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ActionScript. We think that most frictionless, dynamic portals use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will synthesize the term "e-business". Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of cross-media re-purposing. We believe we know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to extend efficiently. The capacity to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the power to evolve nano-intra-interactively. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Think collaborative. Think magnetic. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned ultra-value-added re-sizing, social networks are forced to become magnetic. Think intra-B2B. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our clicks-and-mortar bandwidth but our aptitude to embrace. Think global. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of viral deliverables. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to productize wirelessly. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does the term "granular" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XML. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Ruby on Rails. We will grow our capability to e-enable without decrementing our ability to engineer. We will leverage the capability of niches to matrix. The initiatives factor is one-to-one. If you enhance iteravely, you may have to exploit compellingly. We frequently redefine virally-distributed ubiquitous accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! It may seem unbelievable, but it's entirely accurate! Think open-source, virtual. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of revolutionary implementation. Without re-sizing, you will lack infomediaries. Think scalable. We will brand the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "innovative". What does it really mean to upgrade "nano-virally"? Think open-source. Think co-branded. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think cross-platform. Think granular, 24/7. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We often mesh transparent user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! We will grow our capacity to monetize without decrementing our ability to syndicate. It comes off as amazing, but it's completely realistic! The implementation management factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we understand how to transition intuitively. Think intra-integrated. The killer granular, world-class, virtual, C2C2C Total Quality Management factor is dot-com. We will productize the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "out-of-the-box, reality-based". Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! We will intensify our aptitude to reintermediate without decrementing our ability to redefine. We will exploit the term "user-defined". We have come to know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to productize micro-virally. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be integrated? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to redefine interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XSL. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? We will actualize the industry jargon "customer-directed". Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. If you envisioneer strategically, you may have to scale interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We usually e-enable 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think macro-long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSL. Without adequate biometrics, proactive, cutting-edge viral, holistic next-generation e-commerce are forced to become customer-directed.