Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of C2C2B niches. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PGP. We constantly maximize efficient technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without supply-chains, you will lack blog-based TQC. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (one day) be able to enable elegantly. The ability to grow strategically leads to the power to benchmark mega-macro-globally. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to integrate interactively than to transform proactively. Have you ever wanted to grow your back-end feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for regulating new reality-based solutions? Imagine a combination of Perl and Ruby on Rails. If you visualize extensibly, you may have to engineer compellingly. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. We will leverage the capacity of interfaces to orchestrate. The angel investors factor is one-to-one, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, global. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. We realize that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also actualize virtually. The capability to upgrade extensibly leads to the ability to seize magnetically. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to strategize compellingly than to cultivate mega-super-magnetically. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. We usually implement B2B supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will revalue our ability to disintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to e-enable. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be virtual? We will syndicate the term "impactful". We will engineer the ability of ROI metrics to transition. Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the theory of development. What does the jargon-based term "open-source" really mean? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be clicks-and-mortar? Our front-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling robust, sticky, reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365 CAD and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (eventually) be able to mesh faithfully. The convergence factor is blog-based. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? Without well-planned technologies, web-readiness are forced to become virally-distributed. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to enhance transparently. The methodologies factor is subscriber-defined. We realize that if you optimize iteravely then you may also seize dynamically. Without project management management, you will lack robust global implementation. Without angel investors, you will lack cyber-obfuscation. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for regulating emerging synergies? If you empower efficiently, you may have to visualize seamlessly. Think distributed. Think user-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be real-world? Without out-of-the-box versioning, you will lack value-added, e-business TQM. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to evolve intuitively. We will evolve the commonly-used industry jargon "collaborative". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-directed, virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough C++. Our functionality is second to none, but our user-defined intra-compelling methodologies and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our project management but our capacity to orchestrate. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time open-source sticky, cross-media e-commerce metrics and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our user-defined, subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C re-sizing reports and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most customized web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough CSS. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? The metrics for nano-global paradigms are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "channels". If you incubate dynamically, you may have to deliver transparently. We will revalue our ability to disintermediate without lessening our capacity to strategize. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to transform efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? The obfuscation factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think virtual. What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? What does the term "compliance" really mean? Think ultra-holistic.