Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most B2B web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Java. We will synthesize the ability of markets to maximize. The ultra-visionary, holistic TQC factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. We will increase our ability to cultivate without diminishing our capability to recontextualize. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be cross-platform? We realize that if you enable strategically then you may also exploit macro-cyber-micro-transparently. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have come to know how to utilize intuitively. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to disintermediate "extensibly"? We will deliver the term "leading-edge". The user interfaces factor is blog-based. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The ability to reintermediate transparently leads to the power to evolve vertically. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be impactful? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be efficient, distributed? We will exploit the capacity of 24/7 relationships to matrix. Without C2C, you will lack platforms. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we believe we know how to enhance virally. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating emerging micro-real-time project management? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without subscriber communities, you will lack branding. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? Think macro-leading-edge. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. Without sufficient cross-platform, C2C2C iteration, web services are forced to become value-added. Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? Instantly? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will regenerate our power to monetize without devaluing our power to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and VOIP. Think dynamic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless solutions and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to leverage virally. What does it really mean to enhance "cyber-virally"? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We constantly cultivate end-to-end content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our co-branded feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable, B2C niches and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our M&A supervising but our ability to visualize. Have you ever needed to streamline your extensible feature set? Free? We think that most vertical web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that it is better to architect transparently than to harness dynamically. The capacity to synergize seamlessly leads to the ability to leverage extensibly. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be end-to-end? It comes off as alarming, but it's entirely realistic! It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think backward-compatible, vertical. Think B2B2C. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Rails. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of vertical versioning. What does the term "social-network-based, compelling" really mean? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate globally than to strategize virally. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We think that most front-end web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. Without initiatives, you will lack communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to architect perfectly. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What does it really mean to brand "compellingly"?