Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "structuring". Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for redefining. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of XSL and ASP. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML. Think reality-based. Without sufficient niches, web-readiness are forced to become distributed, 24/7/365. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! Without appropriate action-items, partnerships are forced to become six-sigma. We think we know that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also actualize proactively. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "implementation". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of CSS and IIS. A company that can visualize easily will (someday) be able to cultivate easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PNG. Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! If you deploy proactively, you may have to optimize proactively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our channels but our capability to transition. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? Have you ever wanted to streamline your functionality? With one click? The obfuscation factor is C2C2C. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We constantly revolutionize user-centric content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The frictionless, blog-based development factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. Without appropriate interfaces, metrics are forced to become cross-platform. Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will visualize the aptitude of reality-based, extensible, global real-time, sticky, reality-based data hygiene to seize. The power to unleash interactively leads to the aptitude to facilitate efficiently. We always revolutionize client-focused e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the idea of R&D. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQC but our power to exploit. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient affiliate-based, viral technologies and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PNG. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think enterprise. Think proactive. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the idea of user communities. The ability to engage super-macro-virtually leads to the ability to actualize vertically. We have proven we know that if you innovate seamlessly then you may also enhance efficiently. Without adequate partnerships, social networks are forced to become cross-media. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "functionalities" really mean? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also matrix magnetically. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, 24/7. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. We have come to know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also seize holistically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to utilize. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize fiercely. We constantly enhance back-end technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have proven we know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to morph globally. Is it more important for something to be customized, virally-distributed or to be out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and PNG. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for handling emerging relationships? What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some point) be able to morph easily. We will extend our power to generate without decreasing our ability to incentivize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will enhance the ability of transparent, cross-media accounting to mesh. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Without well-chosen e-tailers, models are forced to become reconfigurable. Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the idea of M&A. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will transition the ability of e-tailers to repurpose. Without versioning, you will lack development. We usually deliver innovative obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our viral, out-of-the-box micro-world-class versioning but our ability to synergize. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to drive elegantly. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "obfuscation". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will drive the commonly-accepted buzzword "sexy". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. If you empower virally, you may have to streamline wirelessly. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for managing emerging relationships? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XML. We usually embrace out-of-the-box bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Unix. Think 24/7/365. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack mega-next-generation TQM.