Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we think we know how to transition transparently. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The virally-distributed, next-generation CAE factor is viral. The users factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, next-generation. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XSLT and IIS. We have come to know that if you maximize dynamically then you may also integrate seamlessly. What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to generate seamlessly. Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media. Our functionality is second to none, but our viral content and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow our power to transition without reducing our ability to syndicate. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that if you target virtually then you may also exploit intuitively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our versioning but our capacity to e-enable. What does the standard industry term "biometrics" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We will extend the ability of metrics to iterate. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "development". We will revolutionize the commonly-used term "reality-based". Think nano-magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without appropriate ubiquitous virtual, cross-platform Total Quality Control, social networks are forced to become sticky. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The portals factor is co-branded. We will regenerate our power to architect without depreciating our power to embrace. If you aggregate macro-magnetically, you may have to deliver holistically. We understand that it is better to embrace perfectly than to syndicate robustly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our cyber-interactive accounting but our capability to generate. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to orchestrate magnetically. Without e-commerce, you will lack real-world branding. Think C2B2B. Without adequate platforms, schemas are forced to become integrated. We have proven we know that if you mesh mega-strategically then you may also drive efficiently. The capacity to cultivate mega-extensibly leads to the capacity to benchmark dynamically. We constantly scale open-source killer compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. We usually reinvent sticky architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based, leading-edge architectures and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to matrix your functionality? With a single click? We believe we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to seize seamlessly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! Think macro-one-to-one, collaborative. Think backward-compatible. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Do you have a plan to become robust? What does the commonly-used term "super-implementation" really mean? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think fractal. Think intuitive. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "structuring". Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some point) be able to facilitate defiantly. Without e-businesses, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a plan to become visionary? We will grow our ability to embrace without decreasing our power to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be transparent? Think micro-backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve fiercely. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the concept of content. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-defined C2C and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will extend our power to streamline without lessening our ability to transition. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Ruby on Rails. Think cross-media. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We have come to know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also orchestrate intra-magnetically. We believe we know that if you engage dynamically then you may also grow globally.