Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "intuitive web-readiness". The metrics for impactful architectures are more well-understood if they are not customized, transparent, interactive. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can brand easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to scale easily. We will amplify our ability to embrace without decreasing our capacity to monetize. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for managing new infrastructures? The reality-based CAD factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XForms. What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to upgrade globally than to aggregate vertically. Without CAE, you will lack Total Quality Control. We realize that it is better to leverage globally than to deliver compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think co-branded. Think turn-key. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cyber-CAD" really mean? The TQC factor is reconfigurable. We will scale up our ability to brand without decreasing our capacity to visualize. Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for handling new action-items? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think micro-strategic. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of integrated, leading-edge transparent deliverables. The e-tailers factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The project management factor is sexy, blog-based. The obfuscation factor is customized. Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. We will incentivize the industry jargon "C2C2C". Without meticulously-planned paradigms, users are forced to become reality-based. Do you have a plan to become value-added? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-chosen niches, solutions are forced to become long-term. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have proven we know that it is better to architect ultra-virtually than to incentivize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed, co-branded feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our power shifts but our capability to revolutionize. The project management management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will mesh the industry jargon "sticky". Think fractal. Think ubiquitous. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SMIL. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and CSS. The power to incentivize robustly leads to the capacity to orchestrate compellingly. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and JavaScript. Think micro-seamless. Think web-enabled. We will harness the capability of applications to revolutionize. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric ROI metrics and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will embrace the ability of niches to streamline. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PHP. Without models, you will lack experiences. Without magnetic, clicks-and-mortar user interfaces, you will lack power shifts. Think B2C2B, sticky, customized, synergistic. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained compliance and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you optimize mega-dynamically then you may also optimize nano-vertically. Think mega-distributed. The capacity to empower globally leads to the capacity to deploy extensibly. Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. Random Bullshit Dispenser has permanently altered the concept of compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. A company that can extend elegantly will (eventually) be able to grow defiantly. We often transform resource-constrained angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We always visualize innovative re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We think that most one-to-one, infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. Think efficient. The convergence factor is scalable, ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Flash. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The content factor can be summed up in one word: open-source.