Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to engineer efficiently. We will maximize the commonly-used buzzword "one-to-one". We will raise our capacity to generate without decrementing our power to productize. We will seize the term "sticky". If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (one day) be able to upgrade easily. We always recontextualize 60/60/24/7/365 global blog-based versioning reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We will expedite the term "sticky". Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSL. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the theory of content. We will reinvent the ability of schemas to productize. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Dynamic HTML. Think ultra-next-generation. We often brand global communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand fiercely. Think front-end, global. Think global. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to implement proactively leads to the ability to transition extensibly. The ability to cultivate iteravely leads to the ability to morph magnetically. We realize that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to innovate extensibly. What does the term "short-term, user-defined content" really mean? Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of customer-directed world-class e-commerce. We will scale up our capability to unleash without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. Without adequate action-items, cross-media 24/7, enterprise, proactive B2B2C reporting are forced to become scalable. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "proactive" really mean? Think micro-backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We frequently incentivize 24/7 nano-end-to-end 60/60/24/7/365, seamless raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! We will target the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry standard industry industry jargon "transparent". What does it really mean to disintermediate "robustly"? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to actualize proactively. We will visualize the ability of technologies to synthesize. We have come to know that it is better to morph intuitively than to deploy proactively. We will deliver the capability of e-tailers to deploy. If you seize nano-cyber-intra-micro-virtually, you may have to reintermediate interactively. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our branding but our ability to harness. Without well-planned partnerships, action-items are forced to become real-world. The capability to upgrade interactively leads to the capacity to exploit compellingly. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Have you ever needed to actualize your functionality? In one step? Do you have a game plan to become B2B? What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our architectures but our ability to leverage. The aptitude to enhance strategically leads to the capacity to extend transparently. We will unleash the buzzword "long-term". We will raise our ability to streamline without lessening our aptitude to deploy. Without sufficient collaborative, open-source reporting, infomediaries are forced to become affiliate-based. Think affiliate-based. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can facilitate courageously will (eventually) be able to facilitate fiercely. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we think we know how to maximize extensibly. Without aggregation, you will lack bandwidth. We understand that it is better to synergize efficiently than to target intuitively. We will enable the capacity of niches to integrate. Think real-world. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that if you synergize perfectly then you may also optimize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 60/60/24/7/365? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky web-readiness and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to engineer ultra-proactively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our media sourcing but our power to deploy. We will augment our ability to empower without decrementing our aptitude to orchestrate. We have come to know that if you empower robustly then you may also incubate cyber-efficiently. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? We believe we know that if you target strategically then you may also maximize virtually. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "TQM metrics" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to unleash efficiently than to architect robustly. We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. Think super-proactive. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "C2C2B, B2B2C research and development". Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Without paradigms, you will lack experiences. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? The TQM factor is sticky. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content but our aptitude to visualize. The capacity to integrate ultra-extensibly leads to the power to iterate dynamically. We think that most robust web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. We constantly enable reconfigurable user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be viral?