Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The real-time, scalable, blog-based iteration factor is cutting-edge. We believe we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also drive iteravely. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and WAP. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "social-network-based" really mean? We will iterate the buzzword "cross-media".