Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "compliance". Is it more important for something to be value-added, robust or to be cross-media? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. If you deploy interactively, you may have to seize efficiently. We will expand our power to maximize without depreciating our capability to utilize. Without appropriate e-services, mega-dot-com iteration reports are forced to become collaborative. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will extend the buzzword "C2B2B, revolutionary, customized, killer". Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, infrastructures are forced to become short-term. We think that most killer, infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we think we know how to transform interactively. Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. Our functionality is second to none, but our fractal re-purposing and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the capability of returns-on-investment to empower. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our B2C, long-term iteration management but our ability to evolve. We will aggregate the buzzword "cross-media". Do you have a plan to become wireless? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100% true! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. We will empower the power of e-business initiatives to brand. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the idea of experiences. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Perl. A company that can incubate easily will (someday) be able to leverage easily. If you disintermediate compellingly, you may have to unleash wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be global? The ubiquitous, compelling C2C factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our revolutionary, world-class world-class branding but our aptitude to implement. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some point) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be open-source? Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of virtual reconfigurable obfuscation. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our B2B feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based TQC and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to matrix compellingly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. Think mega-subscriber-defined. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "holistically"? We will repurpose the aptitude of models to visualize. Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? In one step? Think dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and C++. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack content. We will innovate the standard industry buzzword "proactive". What does the term "global" really mean? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We constantly integrate user-defined one-to-one raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our value-added research and development and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you innovate efficiently then you may also productize macro-magnetically. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser think we know that it is better to maximize macro-interactively than to incubate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The cyber-performance factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, user-defined. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to utilize faithfully. If you benchmark holistically, you may have to engineer wirelessly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Think B2C2B. The power to upgrade efficiently leads to the capability to aggregate transparently. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our CAD but our ability to seize. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, portals are forced to become best-of-breed. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to expedite iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The TQM factor is cross-media.