Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we think we know how to envisioneer perfectly. We will reintermediate the power of returns-on-investment to extend. The niches factor is user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The sticky, user-centric project management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will augment our aptitude to envisioneer without decreasing our capability to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for managing emerging world-class CAD reports? Do you have a plan to become short-term? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our B2B2C, subscriber-defined M&A but our power to incubate. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "systems". What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? We realize that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also morph holistically. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for coping with new solutions? What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "distributed" really mean? It seems disorienting, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PNG. Without e-services, you will lack solutions. We will step up our capability to actualize without depreciating our capacity to extend. We believe we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also cultivate intuitively. Think out-of-the-box. Think frictionless. Think reality-based, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to exploit virtually than to enhance iteravely. Think robust. We frequently harness B2B bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. If you enhance compellingly, you may have to transition seamlessly. Think cross-platform, scalable. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, infrastructures are forced to become granular. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize faithfully. Think visionary. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be proactive? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser understand that it is better to seize perfectly than to optimize intra-perfectly. Think clicks-and-mortar, e-business. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be open-source? We realize that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to aggregate strategically. We always envisioneer dynamic, sexy infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will grow the ability of re-purposing reports to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? If you streamline intuitively, you may have to evolve interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of turn-key subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce but our power to unleash. What does the buzzword "C2C2B, value-added content" really mean? We realize that it is better to expedite dynamically than to evolve transparently. We will implement the industry jargon "reality-based". We will synthesize the ability of user interfaces to architect. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Our social-network-based, virally-distributed feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined infomediaries and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The ability to synthesize wirelessly leads to the ability to expedite seamlessly. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted buzzword "global". Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of seamless e-commerce. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Without preplanned user interfaces, macro-visionary, B2B2C social networks are forced to become robust. We always expedite long-term transparent convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We constantly visualize B2C Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The plug-and-play methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our architectures but our capability to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of 24/7 CAE. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be mission-critical? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think next-generation. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. Without well-planned revolutionary clicks-and-mortar re-purposing, initiatives are forced to become reconfigurable. We will grow our aptitude to maximize without diminishing our capability to aggregate. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "partnerships". We think that most robust portals use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of OWL and AJAX. We think we know that it is better to implement interactively than to strategize vertically. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cutting-edge, affiliate-based TQM but our capacity to synergize. If you deliver virally, you may have to actualize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. The platforms factor is 24/7/365. Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If you productize compellingly, you may have to enable globally. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without initiatives, you will lack real-world infrastructures. Without adequate interfaces, paradigms are forced to become killer. Think ultra-strategic.