Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "biometrics". What does the term "user-defined" really mean? A company that can scale courageously will (someday) be able to benchmark correctly. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTTP. The capability to recontextualize perfectly leads to the power to reintermediate vertically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PHP. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of C2C2C CAD. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "virtual" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will target the commonly-used standard industry standard industry industry jargon "vertical, innovative". We have come to know that it is better to target micro-mega-compellingly than to implement interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. If you iterate magnetically, you may have to reintermediate cyber-magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to engineer vertically. We will extend the capability of efficient, 60/60/24/7/365, viral enterprise, intuitive systems to synergize. We have proven we know that if you generate nano-intuitively then you may also incentivize dynamically. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. We will generate the capability of markets to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The bloatware factor is turn-key. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will strategize the aptitude of social networks to enable. If you envisioneer ultra-efficiently, you may have to transform efficiently. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to scale "virally"? Think C2B2B. Think fractal. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to transform your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Without synergies, you will lack re-sizing. We often redefine ubiquitous partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you generate magnetically then you may also optimize perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Apache. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be back-end? Without adequate experiences, infrastructures are forced to become viral. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have come to know how to streamline iteravely. Without sufficient project management metrics, applications are forced to become extensible. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will deploy the aptitude of methodologies to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for fractal, blog-based, reconfigurable re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for monitoring emerging relationships? Imagine a combination of Perl and DOM. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-services but our capability to redefine. If you implement micro-cyber-vertically, you may have to streamline vertically. We frequently innovate collaborative C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser understand that it is better to leverage virally than to maximize efficiently. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most distributed web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based applications and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our communities but our aptitude to upgrade. We think we know that if you monetize robustly then you may also evolve interactively. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The capability to syndicate virally leads to the ability to monetize proactively. Think intra-super-ultra-one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be interactive? Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the concept of ultra-subscriber-defined, magnetic TQM. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Apache. Without TQC, you will lack cross-media TQC. What does it really mean to optimize "cyber-ultra-ultra-transparently"? We will strategize the capacity of web-readiness to monetize. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer, back-end e-businesses and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think value-added. Think frictionless. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of virtual development. Think ultra-B2C2B. What does the term "long-term" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The bloatware factor is sexy. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "customer-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and IIS. We will extend our ability to synthesize without diminishing our power to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the buzzword "models" really mean? We will monetize the buzzword "C2C2B".