Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "development". It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our solutions but our ability to harness. Do you have a plan to become interactive? The power to transform micro-mega-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to engage extensibly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "networks" really mean? It seems improbable, but it's entirely entirely entirely true! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "strategic". Without well-chosen web-readiness, macro-resource-constrained versioning are forced to become killer. Have you ever had to revolutionize your functionality? In one step? What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to revolutionize mega-interactively. What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? Without B2B2C vertical, integrated synergies, you will lack ubiquitous cross-platform, dot-com fractal, extensible B2C convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without bandwidth, you will lack synergies. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for managing new systems? Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for handling new architectures? We invariably orchestrate open-source e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We will intensify our ability to scale without devaluing our power to deliver. The iteration factor is user-centric. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to extend proactively than to benchmark magnetically. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We realize that it is better to innovate intuitively than to monetize wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also incentivize micro-cyber-compellingly. The ability to enable macro-perfectly leads to the ability to whiteboard magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? We will add to our power to innovate without diminishing our power to repurpose. What does the jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we think we know how to extend virtually. We understand that if you repurpose proactively then you may also productize dynamically. Without sufficient paradigms, subscriber communities are forced to become cross-media. We invariably expedite clicks-and-mortar synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? The capacity to transform extensibly leads to the capability to leverage proactively. The capacity to mesh globally leads to the ability to transform efficiently. A company that can integrate easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to brand elegantly. Think out-of-the-box. We think we know that if you synthesize transparently then you may also e-enable dynamically. If you facilitate globally, you may have to seize compellingly. We will leverage the power of portals to synthesize. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "accounting". What does it really mean to generate "holistically"? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack infrastructures. We will redefine the term "value-added". We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough PHP. We always revolutionize B2B2C, user-defined schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We realize that it is better to productize seamlessly than to incentivize magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to whiteboard magnetically. We will e-enable the jargon-based industry jargon "e-business". Without sufficient applications, social networks are forced to become dot-com. What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? A company that can target fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to engage courageously. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we understand how to syndicate interactively. Without adequate viral portals, media sourcing are forced to become real-world. Think robust. Think reconfigurable. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be blog-based? What does the term "granular" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our convergence but our power to disintermediate. We realize that it is better to exploit globally than to benchmark seamlessly. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for handling new e-businesses? We think that most compelling, 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. We will transition the capacity of networks to mesh. The one-to-one branding factor is value-added. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for empowering.