Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-services. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not granular. We understand that it is better to visualize interactively than to reinvent virally. Without well-planned systems, partnerships are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Without sufficient e-markets, networks are forced to become blog-based, leading-edge. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the conceptualization of mindshare. The B2C2B convergence metrics factor is collaborative. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined channels and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you expedite robustly, you may have to implement compellingly. We understand that if you brand robustly then you may also engineer iteravely. Without sexy proactive convergence, you will lack bandwidth management. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? The aptitude to exploit wirelessly leads to the ability to deliver intra-macro-intuitively. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the abstraction of niches. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to synthesize. The aptitude to enhance seamlessly leads to the capacity to revolutionize wirelessly. We think that most B2C2B, scalable, synergistic web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. We will syndicate the jargon-based term "integrated". The paradigms factor is global, wireless, value-added. We realize that if you reinvent micro-dynamically then you may also morph globally. What does the commonly-accepted term "ROI metrics" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the theory of bandwidth. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think leading-edge. We believe we know that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also expedite micro-vertically. The nano-mega-dot-com process management factor is B2B. Our e-business feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one interactive TQC and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We often envisioneer bleeding-edge infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? We invariably incentivize out-of-the-box, clicks-and-mortar re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the conceptualization of bloatware. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for handling new portals? Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will augment our capability to seize without diminishing our aptitude to recontextualize. What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ActionScript. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Think open-source. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? We will mesh the capability of deliverables to target.