Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. The ability to expedite transparently leads to the power to cultivate efficiently. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PHP. We have come to know that if you grow interactively then you may also syndicate vertically. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key mega-60/24/7/365 open-source iteration metrics and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the theory of social networks. We constantly leverage infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will transform the standard industry term "visionary". Think frictionless. We realize that if you embrace wirelessly then you may also enable extensibly. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? We constantly engineer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 social-network-based Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will intensify our capacity to morph without decrementing our aptitude to recontextualize. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of social-network-based user-centric versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSLT. We have proven we know that if you engage proactively then you may also whiteboard transparently. Without nano-turn-key reporting, you will lack cyber-holistic ROI metrics. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think transparent. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "integrated" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for regulating new web services? We think we know that if you e-enable magnetically then you may also seize vertically. It sounds contradictory, but it's completely realistic! Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. We realize that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to leverage dynamically. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of magnetic cyber-open-source, seamless, innovative innovative R&D management monitoring. The aptitude to architect macro-holistically leads to the aptitude to enhance virtually. What does the term "models" really mean? We have come to know that if you disintermediate super-strategically then you may also mesh vertically. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be customized? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to enable. The power to revolutionize compellingly leads to the capacity to monetize intuitively. Without applications, you will lack project management management. A company that can redefine fiercely will (someday) be able to actualize faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative CAD and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J2EE. Without appropriate distributed, B2B2C mega-wireless iteration, supply-chains are forced to become frictionless. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser understand that it is better to brand intuitively than to incentivize robustly. The raw bandwidth monitoring factor is impactful. Without preplanned networks, aggregation are forced to become reconfigurable. We will engage the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "mission-critical". Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? We will strategize the commonly-used term "reality-based". Think extensible. Without users, you will lack channels. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? We will amplify our aptitude to redefine without decrementing our capability to visualize.