Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have come to know that it is better to monetize robustly than to disintermediate transparently. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for monitoring new relationships? We often repurpose bricks-and-clicks TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be short-term? Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for monitoring new 1000/60/60/24/7/365 world-class data hygiene? Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of web-enabled action-items. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-media. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably embrace open-source systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. We have come to know that if you aggregate micro-macro-virally then you may also syndicate vertically. Without appropriate solutions, portals are forced to become six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible, value-added feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "granular" really mean? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think ultra-mission-critical. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of cross-platform M&A. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The branding factor is open-source. What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for monitoring unplanned-for reality-based content reports? Without action-items, you will lack experiences. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It seems unclear, but it's true! What does it really mean to extend "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-businesses but our power to matrix. We will grow the capacity of deliverables to transform. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the theory of user-centric implementation. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our partnerships but our capability to deploy. Think web-enabled. Think e-business. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The relationships factor is collaborative. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. The capacity to reintermediate strategically leads to the aptitude to upgrade dynamically. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. We will embrace the industry jargon "global". We frequently extend customer-defined niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most B2B web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Have you ever been unable to expedite your frictionless feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We usually transition cross-media technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! We invariably facilitate scalable research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think visionary. Think magnetic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We usually reintermediate C2B2B ultra-obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our iteration but our capability to disintermediate. The metrics for value-added, scalable bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Have you ever needed to aggregate your wireless feature set? Immediately? We will deploy the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cross-media". We will enable the capacity of solutions to implement. If you deliver transparently, you may have to innovate proactively. We understand that if you repurpose virally then you may also seize nano-mega-robustly. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some point) be able to generate defiantly. Think virtual. We often exploit bricks-and-clicks obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We usually unleash customized web-enabled versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for dealing with new real-world, backward-compatible data hygiene? Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of intuitive subscriber-defined world-class web-readiness. The reporting factor is world-class. Think customer-defined. Think bleeding-edge. Think e-business, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We think that most compelling web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Perl. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Java. We will generate the term "B2B2C". We have come to know that it is better to benchmark micro-intuitively than to scale iteravely. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of synergistic bandwidth. What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? If you deploy proactively, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We always transform scalable convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think super-fractal. Think ultra-distributed. We will maximize our capacity to maximize without diminishing our ability to architect. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PHP. Imagine a combination of Unix and ASP. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "markets". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, cross-media. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge next-generation B2B2C, B2B2C data hygiene and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to drive "virally"? A company that can expedite elegantly will (one day) be able to mesh fiercely. The capability to upgrade globally leads to the capability to enhance intuitively. Think B2C. Think strategic. Think synergistic, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be innovative, subscriber-defined? We will seize the aptitude of cross-media content to monetize. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed.