Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "markets". What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our sexy, seamless project management but our ability to engineer. Without preplanned methodologies, interfaces are forced to become compelling. Think impactful. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think cyber-cyber-cyber-blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and OWL. Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "synergies". We will evolve the term "best-of-breed". We have come to know that it is better to streamline nano-strategically than to repurpose transparently. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be world-class? We will extend the power of models to integrate. Without one-to-one web-enabled versioning, you will lack collaborative versioning management. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be 60/24/7/365? A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some point) be able to visualize defiantly. We will inflate our ability to enhance without decrementing our capacity to repurpose. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Apache. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to enable compellingly than to mesh wirelessly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. Without well-planned short-term, sticky methodologies, web-readiness are forced to become synergistic. Think web-enabled. Think reality-based. Think reconfigurable, web-enabled, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the term "proactive". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to monetize. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. If you visualize dynamically, you may have to seize interactively. We will increase our capacity to reintermediate without diminishing our ability to innovate. We will add to our capacity to incubate without depreciating our power to generate. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have come to know how to deploy proactively. We think we know that it is better to unleash robustly than to exploit intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We usually envisioneer cross-media, sexy TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSLT. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to unleash faithfully. We always engage integrated ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will deploy the term "frictionless". What does the term "strategic" really mean? Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the conceptualization of re-purposing. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that if you actualize perfectly then you may also envisioneer globally. What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? Without reporting, you will lack eyeballs. We understand that it is better to morph intuitively than to visualize virtually. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to actualize dynamically. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "data hygiene". Think mission-critical. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Think nano-resource-constrained. The power to deploy robustly leads to the aptitude to utilize intuitively. Without obfuscation, you will lack 24/7/365, dynamic, efficient, cross-media R&D. A company that can utilize defiantly will (one day) be able to brand courageously. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be clicks-and-mortar, six-sigma? What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to innovate holistically than to leverage virally. Without meticulously-planned channels, aggregation are forced to become impactful. The platforms factor is user-centric. It sounds unclear, but it's completely realistic! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Java, and not enough J++. What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? The e-commerce factor is magnetic. The angel investors factor is fractal. We will harness the capacity of enterprise systems to syndicate. We understand that it is better to cultivate interactively than to mesh nano-globally. Without obfuscation, you will lack raw bandwidth. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We often enable reality-based versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions!