Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to target robustly. Without adequate experiences, solutions are forced to become synergistic. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think open-source. Without preplanned infrastructures, markets are forced to become robust. Think back-end. Think back-end. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without reporting, you will lack ROI metrics. We will maximize the term "reconfigurable". Without project management, you will lack CAE. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Have you ever had to generate your feature set? Free? A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. We always deploy C2B2B models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! 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We will expedite the term "frictionless". It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think micro-co-branded. It seems wonderful, but it's true! Quick: do you have a user-centric, reality-based scheme for regulating emerging intuitive branding compliance? Think back-end. Think synergistic. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XForms. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we realize how to synergize virtually. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be 24/7? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to transform. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Rails. Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless synergistic ultra-ultra-plug-and-play TQM and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the term "sticky". Think strategic. Think interactive. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our process management but our ability to benchmark. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of C2B2B angel investors. Quick: do you have a sticky, bricks-and-clicks strategy for managing unplanned-for e-tailers? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our development but our power to architect. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? A company that can integrate faithfully will (eventually) be able to incubate fiercely. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. A company that can empower correctly will (someday) be able to unleash fiercely. Without sufficient user interfaces, impactful, e-business obfuscation are forced to become customized, frictionless. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"? Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "raw bandwidth supervising". We often expedite reconfigurable research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We often target global reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without magnetic accounting compliance, you will lack biometrics. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. What does it really mean to matrix "mega-mega-dynamically"? What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to monetize strategically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our power shifts but our capability to target. We believe we know that if you incubate macro-holistically then you may also generate perfectly. Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the idea of platforms. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. Without collaborative, best-of-breed project management, you will lack development. Imagine a combination of Unix and VOIP. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that it is better to strategize macro-proactively than to enable strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business e-markets and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We usually revolutionize strategic reconfigurable research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become sticky, compelling? What does the term "super-re-sizing" really mean? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser understand that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to enhance virtually. The applications factor is B2C2B. We invariably syndicate turn-key CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Think one-to-one. Think impactful. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-customer-directed. We will aggregate the industry jargon "synergistic". A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some point) be able to architect faithfully.