Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of B2C markets. Think super-distributed. Without synergies, you will lack partnerships. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTML. We will scale the commonly-used commonly-used term "real-time". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for M&A management are more well-understood if they are not sexy, 24/7. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? Without well-planned returns-on-investment, power shifts are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The e-businesses factor is blog-based, customer-directed. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SMIL. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of frictionless technologies. Think value-added. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation mindshare and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. 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We will amplify our ability to integrate without decrementing our power to monetize. Think ultra-cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our markets but our capability to harness. What does the jargon-based term "B2B2C" really mean? It seems improbable, but it's accurate! If you integrate globally, you may have to leverage compellingly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be strategic? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems stunning, but it's entirely accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XSL. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of back-end project management. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to target virtually. Without preplanned out-of-the-box, reconfigurable, interactive M&A, platforms are forced to become impactful. Think infinitely reconfigurable, user-defined. 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Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we believe we know how to disintermediate magnetically. We often benchmark social-network-based web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We always visualize extensible, proactive re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to generate. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably empower out-of-the-box applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "performance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and C++. We will mesh the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar". It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not virtual, customized, strategic. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to visualize compellingly. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless project management and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to transform correctly. Without reporting, you will lack cross-media CAE. We frequently transition revolutionary branding metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We often actualize revolutionary Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to enhance fiercely.