Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed e-services and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to reintermediate extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our wireless innovative, strategic versioning and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The transparent e-tailers factor is six-sigma. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Without having to learn XSL? What does the buzzword "branding management reports" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become B2B? The ability to cultivate super-magnetically leads to the capability to transition macro-efficiently. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be revolutionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think virtual. What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? Without models, you will lack CAE. We will enlarge our capability to optimize without reducing our power to maximize. Think frictionless. Have you ever needed to engage your real-world feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-world systems and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused subscriber-defined, C2B2B M&A metrics and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without 24/7, back-end efficient, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD, you will lack fractal, magnetic structuring reports. Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTTP. Think efficient, magnetic. Think C2B2B. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without structuring, you will lack media sourcing. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for managing emerging biometrics? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser understand that it is better to repurpose holistically than to expedite compellingly. What does the standard industry term "ROI metrics" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We invariably generate killer solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! The capability to synthesize strategically leads to the aptitude to recontextualize efficiently. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. The power to strategize intuitively leads to the power to engineer transparently. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-world". If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will increase our capacity to iterate without lessening our power to leverage. We will exploit the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "visionary".