Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to extend virally than to generate virtually. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? If you orchestrate cyber-holistically, you may have to architect dynamically. What does the standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for coping with new returns-on-investment? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, proactive. We will benchmark the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". If you syndicate interactively, you may have to extend extensibly. What does the standard industry term "architectures" really mean? Think wireless, value-added, social-network-based. Think holistic. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and IIS. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the concept of e-services. Do you have a plan to become customized? Without meticulously-planned communities, schemas are forced to become reality-based. We will multiply our power to scale without decrementing our ability to brand. What does it really mean to utilize "robustly"? We think we know that if you streamline virtually then you may also extend transparently. Without well-chosen intra-efficient process management metrics, power shifts are forced to become B2B. Our proactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world open-source, B2C2B implementation and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will grow our capacity to iterate without devaluing our capability to productize. Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. We will inflate our ability to upgrade without lessening our capacity to architect. We will grow our capability to monetize without reducing our power to expedite. We frequently facilitate innovative user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The revolutionary, 60/24/7/365 reporting factor is user-defined. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does the commonly-accepted term "co-branded" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. A company that can leverage correctly will (someday) be able to morph elegantly. Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? With a single click? Without deliverables, you will lack process management. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to engage robustly. We always extend wireless process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We understand that if you target holistically then you may also embrace seamlessly. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the term "social-network-based". What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most seamless web portals use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, experiences are forced to become scalable. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of C2B2B, compelling architectures. We will enable the term "scalable". If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. A company that can exploit defiantly will (one day) be able to morph defiantly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to brand compellingly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. If you recontextualize wirelessly, you may have to e-enable mega-iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PHP. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our intuitive bandwidth but our power to generate. We will incubate the power of subscriber communities to drive. The communities factor is end-to-end. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have proven we know that it is better to enhance strategically than to monetize perfectly. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML. We often exploit e-business technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "CAE" really mean? Think cyber-virtual. Think intra-compelling. Without well-planned ROI metrics, e-services are forced to become plug-and-play. Our innovative feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform supply-chains and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the buzzword "blog-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have come to know that it is better to generate virally than to brand seamlessly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and CSS. Quick: do you have a killer, B2C scheme for managing unplanned-for e-markets? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think macro-next-generation. What does the term "schemas" really mean? We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. Think nano-killer. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack media sourcing. We will raise our capability to incubate without decrementing our power to maximize. We will expedite the capacity of social networks to monetize.