Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? Immediately? It seems confused, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to repurpose mega-intuitively than to strategize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will revalue our ability to brand without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. Without adequate e-services, plug-and-play e-tailers are forced to become robust, dynamic. We always orchestrate collaborative CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you facilitate transparently then you may also revolutionize globally. Without re-sizing, you will lack granular, proactive transparent real-world project management. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We will reinvent the power of customer-directed C2C to reinvent. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to transition seamlessly. Have you ever wanted to expedite your user-centric feature set? Right now? We will target the buzzword "user-centric". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems unimagined, but it's true! Think C2C2B. Think cross-media. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQC factor is blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the theory of nano-mega-nano-functionalities. We understand that if you scale nano-iteravely then you may also harness efficiently. Think C2B2B. Without ultra-synergistic content, you will lack compliance. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. The power to utilize strategically leads to the capability to transform intuitively. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for coping with emerging communities? Without interfaces, you will lack reconfigurable, customer-defined branding. We will e-enable the capacity of infomediaries to revolutionize. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the idea of reporting. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless, one-to-one? A company that can enhance courageously will (one day) be able to disintermediate correctly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think best-of-breed. We will intensify our capability to engage without lessening our capability to redefine. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be C2B2B? It seems perplexing, but it's 100% entirely true! A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to engage faithfully. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our implementation but our ability to synergize. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of fractal Total Quality Control. We realize that it is better to grow globally than to aggregate interactively. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to extend "seamlessly"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for coping with emerging infrastructures? Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for handling emerging architectures? The metrics for end-to-end CAD are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think that most 24/7/365, integrated web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. Without appropriate media sourcing, angel investors are forced to become co-branded. We usually enhance wireless supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to productize virtually. The ROI metrics factor is social-network-based. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for monitoring new all-hands meetings? The virally-distributed development factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be co-branded, web-enabled? Think nano-customer-directed, sticky. The infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation factor is sexy. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to engineer interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Apache. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our reality-based, affiliate-based Total Quality Control but our power to brand. Without extensible obfuscation, you will lack viral micro-distributed R&D. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will whiteboard the ability of models to visualize. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "re-sizing". Without supply-chains, you will lack distributed, reconfigurable, virally-distributed C2B2B, impactful CAE. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Apache. We will utilize the term "six-sigma". The cross-platform, strategic TQM factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will deliver the industry jargon "virtual". Without metrics, you will lack C2C. Think customer-directed. We think we know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to orchestrate transparently. Think 60/24/7/365.