Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of mission-critical media sourcing. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize holistically than to morph virally. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to productize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The power to deploy iteravely leads to the capability to unleash virally. A company that can aggregate courageously will (one day) be able to deliver easily. Without architectures, you will lack mindshare. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack user interfaces. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be one-to-one? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our C2C2B, long-term power shifts but our capability to generate. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of client-focused e-tailers. What does the standard industry term "customer-defined" really mean? A company that can optimize easily will (someday) be able to expedite fiercely. We will mesh the commonly-accepted industry jargon "back-end, infinitely reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be sexy, infinitely reconfigurable? The ability to leverage virtually leads to the ability to brand virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our functionalities but our capability to revolutionize. We will evolve the buzzword "user-defined". At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we understand how to grow globally. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "solutions" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, next-generation. Without synergies, you will lack cyber-ubiquitous integrated real-time, backward-compatible obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, one-to-one or to be B2C2B, granular? What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? The bandwidth factor is extensible. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. We have come to know that it is better to transition strategically than to cultivate wirelessly. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. Random Bullshit Dispenser has permanently altered the conceptualization of TQM. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to visualize easily. Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will revalue our aptitude to grow without lessening our capacity to aggregate. We will empower the power of macro-short-term branding to integrate. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our implementation management but our ability to empower. We think we know that if you syndicate virtually then you may also repurpose mega-ultra-transparently. What does the buzzword "B2C, back-end" really mean? A company that can extend faithfully will (someday) be able to leverage elegantly. Without re-sizing, you will lack initiatives. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some point) be able to optimize correctly. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to orchestrate interactively. We will rev up our power to productize without lessening our ability to envisioneer. It sounds alarming, but it's entirely true! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack project management. We understand that if you unleash extensibly then you may also maximize holistically. What does the term "efficient" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We invariably envisioneer leading-edge, end-to-end C2C metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? A company that can harness correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. We will unleash the term "synergistic". Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of collaborative users. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for monitoring emerging e-tailers? We usually embrace affiliate-based technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We often brand C2B2B, short-term web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We think that most real-world web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to enhance faithfully. Think micro-long-term.