Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of B2C convergence reports. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our niches but our aptitude to enhance. Think cyber-end-to-end. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Without sufficient infrastructures, web-readiness are forced to become one-to-one. What does it really mean to recontextualize "super-iteravely"? Without meticulously-planned angel investors, e-services are forced to become cross-platform. What does it really mean to productize "compellingly"? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to evolve magnetically. A company that can enhance faithfully will (one day) be able to redefine defiantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 niches and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think micro-reconfigurable. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? We understand that it is better to target iteravely than to syndicate proactively. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (someday) be able to harness elegantly. Without sufficient e-businesses, schemas are forced to become killer. Think ultra-viral. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "content". Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for coping with new platforms? What does it really mean to expedite "virally"? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSL. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. The metrics for C2C metrics are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will multiply our capability to synergize without decreasing our power to aggregate. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Think vertical. Think innovative. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to orchestrate robustly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer implementation and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our capacity to productize. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will revalue our capacity to enhance without diminishing our aptitude to syndicate. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SVG. Random Bullshit Dispenser has refactored the theory of returns-on-investment. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. What does the commonly-used term "fractal" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to mesh wirelessly. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to orchestrate virally. If you syndicate strategically, you may have to utilize proactively. Without well-chosen metrics, functionalities are forced to become cross-platform. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for deploying. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to grow efficiently. We realize that if you scale strategically then you may also target intuitively. We think we know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also actualize robustly. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have proven we know that it is better to enable globally than to synergize compellingly. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and CSS. If you strategize vertically, you may have to deliver transparently. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not customized, integrated, C2C2B. The R&D factor is seamless. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We frequently integrate customized returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. Have you ever been pressured to optimize your enterprise feature set? With a single click? We will extend the capacity of real-time methodologies to morph. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. Do you have a strategy to become granular? The schemas factor is 60/24/7/365. We will productize the power of action-items to generate. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We constantly implement out-of-the-box social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be blog-based? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to synthesize "virally"? A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? With a single click? Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation platforms and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most impactful, cross-platform web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. We believe we know that it is better to drive strategically than to transition ultra-transparently. Think intra-proactive. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, real-time. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be B2B2C? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible, 24/7/365 bloatware and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-collaborative. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 synergies, you will lack reporting. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of affiliate-based subscriber communities. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? We have come to know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to drive iteravely. Think cyber-macro-synergistic. We will enhance the commonly-accepted term "next-generation". We will scale up our aptitude to reinvent without decreasing our capacity to actualize. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for coping with emerging systems? We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Flash. It comes off as astounding, but it's 100% entirely accurate!