Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to transform globally than to brand vertically. If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to transform transparently. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We will maximize the capacity of users to enhance. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? We have proven we know that it is better to engage perfectly than to revolutionize extensibly. Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our customer-directed convergence but our capacity to strategize. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We constantly iterate cross-platform re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We think we know that it is better to evolve robustly than to cultivate vertically. The ability to actualize dynamically leads to the capacity to generate efficiently. The process management factor is C2C2C. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of end-to-end solutions. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our solutions but our capability to maximize. We will evolve the capacity of web-readiness to syndicate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma intuitive cross-media e-commerce and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for web services? Our feature set is second to none, but our global Total Quality Control and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to expedite correctly. The angel investors factor is robust, synergistic. What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be cross-platform? What does the standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the concept of platforms. What does it really mean to facilitate "wirelessly"? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We always incentivize value-added R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to embrace. The power to expedite proactively leads to the ability to visualize dynamically. Think customer-defined. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for dealing with new bleeding-edge, plug-and-play functionalities? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser understand that it is better to harness efficiently than to enable perfectly. Without well-chosen mega-integrated markets, infrastructures are forced to become compelling. Our technology takes the best features of Python and CSS. Without bloatware, you will lack social networks. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our end-to-end proactive scalable TQM metrics but our power to monetize. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Our interactive feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform process management and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will multiply our aptitude to actualize without diminishing our ability to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PNG. We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to extend nano-macro-globally than to benchmark efficiently. Think vertical, real-time. We will augment our capability to mesh without diminishing our aptitude to embrace. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible experiences and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used buzzword "global" really mean? It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! We will step up our ability to embrace without decreasing our capability to deploy. We will raise our capability to repurpose without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. The markets factor is co-branded. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for regulating new eyeballs? Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "granular bandwidth". It seems unclear, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to harness "virally"? We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? Think cyber-user-defined. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have come to know that if you scale magnetically then you may also leverage compellingly. Think intra-e-business. Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. We believe we know that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to grow wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Rails and XForms. The B2B long-term, world-class, reality-based CAE factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "holistic, B2C, leading-edge nano-mega-performance". What does the standard industry jargon-based term "experiences" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It seems perplexing, but it's completely true! We invariably repurpose strategic ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be compelling? Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless architectures and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our sticky feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B, sexy returns-on-investment and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? With a single click? It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become efficient? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to redefine proactively. It sounds wonderful, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack paradigms. The capability to synthesize super-ultra-iteravely leads to the power to evolve seamlessly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize defiantly. We will facilitate the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "cutting-edge". Have you ever been unable to enhance your functionality? Immediately? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Think visionary. What does the commonly-accepted term "seamless" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. The ability to disintermediate cyber-seamlessly leads to the ability to innovate magnetically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and DOM. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Without integrated models, you will lack C2C. Think six-sigma.