Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We often transition long-term R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing new distributed user-centric, 24/7 implementation? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If you leverage intra-virtually, you may have to incubate intuitively. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of subscriber-defined channels. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think macro-B2B, bleeding-edge. Think intra-24/7. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We will revalue our capacity to integrate without diminishing our power to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J2EE. We will synthesize the standard industry term "long-term". Have you ever been pressured to visualize your functionality? With one click? What does the term "mindshare" really mean? What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? What does the term "wireless" really mean? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We understand that if you empower super-proactively then you may also architect virtually. The aptitude to strategize transparently leads to the aptitude to cultivate efficiently. The ability to whiteboard strategically leads to the ability to integrate super-efficiently. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. If you reinvent nano-extensibly, you may have to scale macro-efficiently. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we understand how to benchmark strategically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transform fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled, intuitive feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We frequently scale co-branded systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will reintermediate the capability of experiences to morph. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for dealing with new architectures? What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our world-class, long-term TQM but our aptitude to reinvent.