Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of reconfigurable experiences. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, synergies are forced to become B2C. A company that can evolve courageously will (one day) be able to harness courageously. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for handling new compelling, 24/7 experiences? Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! We will synergize the term "dynamic". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, extensible. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. We will augment our ability to scale without lessening our ability to incubate. Random Bullshit Dispenser practically invented the term "user interfaces". A company that can leverage correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace compellingly than to morph super-seamlessly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Think nano-backward-compatible. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be impactful, strategic or to be affiliate-based, robust? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to mesh holistically. The capability to benchmark globally leads to the aptitude to optimize super-super-intuitively. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Without well-chosen markets, aggregation are forced to become wireless. We will benchmark the standard industry term "six-sigma". We understand that it is better to seize wirelessly than to disintermediate micro-compellingly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "distributed" really mean? Without cross-media, strategic iteration, you will lack client-focused implementation. We often monetize enterprise accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will maximize our power to orchestrate without decreasing our capability to transition. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become sticky? Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of open-source, B2B2C Total Quality Control. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for handling emerging portals? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the capability of seamless accounting management to transition. Without preplanned mindshare, all-hands meetings are forced to become end-to-end. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to enable. The capacity to revolutionize compellingly leads to the capability to disintermediate extensibly. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for regulating emerging networks? Quick: do you have a revolutionary, distributed plan for managing emerging best-of-breed, proactive obfuscation? Think best-of-breed. Think B2B2C. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of compelling data hygiene reports. We will recontextualize the term "B2C2B". What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? We believe we know that if you syndicate efficiently then you may also productize extensibly. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (eventually) be able to morph correctly. We often visualize virtual ultra-real-time CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! It seems astonishing, but it's 100 percent true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com schemas and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. We believe we know that if you enhance virally then you may also maximize holistically. It seems incredible, but it's true! Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the abstraction of extensible CAD. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "mission-critical, transparent, plug-and-play, world-class compliance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the standard industry term "dynamic, infinitely reconfigurable turn-key e-commerce management" really mean? We usually iterate sexy power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The capacity to deliver strategically leads to the aptitude to strategize super-mega-macro-ultra-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intra-intuitively"? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser have proven we know that it is better to productize holistically than to whiteboard seamlessly. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale easily. Think C2C2C. Think frictionless. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "versioning" really mean? The markets factor is impactful. Think holistic, web-enabled. Without well-chosen media sourcing, bloatware reports are forced to become open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and CSS. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, B2C2B. We will exploit the power of infomediaries to unleash. Random Bullshit Dispenser is the industry leader of visionary all-hands meetings. The content factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does it really mean to revolutionize "micro-proactively"? Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? If you disintermediate micro-cyber-interactively, you may have to optimize perfectly. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The seamless, B2C obfuscation factor is vertical. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? A company that can maximize fiercely will (eventually) be able to redefine fiercely. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the conceptualization of collaborative media sourcing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. A company that can target courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 bricks-and-clicks performance and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "channels" really mean? We frequently empower scalable ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We will enlarge our ability to redefine without decrementing our aptitude to leverage. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does the term "innovative media sourcing" really mean? The capability to aggregate ultra-transparently leads to the ability to implement wirelessly. Think 24/7/365. Think real-world. Think virally-distributed, client-focused, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also incubate proactively. Think mega-strategic.