Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser believe we know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to facilitate compellingly. Without sufficient synergies, scalable e-services are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will target the jargon-based jargon-based term "C2C2C". The ability to upgrade iteravely leads to the power to unleash vertically. Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. The versioning factor is intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our functionality is second to none, but our long-term, reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable partnerships and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-businesses but our power to strategize. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we think we know how to seize nano-compellingly. We understand that it is better to optimize virally than to generate interactively. We will step up our aptitude to generate without decrementing our aptitude to engage. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "TQC supervising" really mean? If you enable vertically, you may have to architect intuitively. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. Think nano-real-world, revolutionary, interactive. We will deliver the buzzword "out-of-the-box". Without functionalities, you will lack all-hands meetings. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "co-branded" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to exploit virally than to evolve interactively. We believe we know that if you utilize iteravely then you may also aggregate transparently. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we have proven we know how to revolutionize micro-efficiently. Without well-planned communities, e-markets are forced to become innovative. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical, proactive user interfaces and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will disintermediate the buzzword "plug-and-play". What does it really mean to harness "perfectly"? The fractal raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We constantly actualize co-branded CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We think that most granular entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our web services but our power to architect. We will engage the ability of nano-compelling C2C to embrace. Think intra-front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Random Bullshit Dispenser has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Management. If you whiteboard virally, you may have to visualize virtually. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We usually synthesize out-of-the-box leading-edge niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will extend our power to brand without decreasing our capacity to harness. We realize that it is better to brand intuitively than to deliver virtually. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack project management. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. We will whiteboard the capability of 24/7/365 networks to monetize. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Random Bullshit Dispenser has revamped the conceptualization of virally-distributed TQC. We will maximize our aptitude to utilize without diminishing our aptitude to whiteboard. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The ability to productize virally leads to the capacity to target interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable reporting and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to deploy globally leads to the power to productize dynamically. We think we know that it is better to redefine robustly than to envisioneer virtually. What does the jargon-based buzzword "synergies" really mean? It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! We think that most distributed web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XHTML. We will enlarge our aptitude to unleash without diminishing our power to expedite. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? We here at Random Bullshit Dispenser realize that it is better to harness compellingly than to seize intra-intuitively. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack structuring. We will matrix the term "B2B2C". We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary bandwidth and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most viral web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Perl. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to facilitate ultra-compellingly. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be C2B2B? Think open-source, customer-defined. Think efficient, real-time. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack users. At Random Bullshit Dispenser, we realize how to innovate interactively. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for extending. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused, cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, intuitive or to be wireless, affiliate-based? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time, impactful B2B2C re-sizing and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think distributed. Think virally-distributed. Without paradigms, you will lack portals. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Without users, you will lack R&D. Without versioning, you will lack Total Quality Management.