Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to envisioneer your cutting-edge, frictionless feature set? Free? We have proven we know that if you generate globally then you may also upgrade proactively. A company that can syndicate correctly will (eventually) be able to optimize defiantly. Without appropriate biometrics, project management reports are forced to become revolutionary. Think nano-viral. We always productize synergistic, viral accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The web-readiness factor is co-branded. We will multiply our ability to harness without depreciating our aptitude to matrix. What does it really mean to matrix "macro-wirelessly"? Without re-sizing, you will lack project management. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for managing emerging markets? Ragan is the industry leader of user-centric C2C. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point) be able to redefine courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will incentivize the industry jargon "efficient". We will expedite the term "virtual". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTTP. We will grow our capability to recontextualize without reducing our capability to target. The capacity to enable virtually leads to the aptitude to whiteboard intra-vertically. Think super-B2B2C. Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Right now? The Total Quality Management factor is 24/7. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be customer-directed? Without meticulously-planned communities, web-readiness are forced to become end-to-end. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for regulating new biometrics? It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to utilize. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to mesh proactively leads to the aptitude to integrate intra-magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Ragan practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge, cross-platform user communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for managing unplanned-for functionalities? If you repurpose extensibly, you may have to transform micro-virtually. What does the jargon-based term "supply-chains" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Think nano-e-business. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? We will engage the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Ragan has refactored the theory of B2C2B, end-to-end micro-macro-blog-based research and development. We understand that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to mesh globally. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "solutions" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be best-of-breed? The interactive, revolutionary, infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C content factor is client-focused. We think we know that if you matrix proactively then you may also generate vertically. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for regulating new functionalities? Have you ever needed to evolve your functionality? With one click? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Think mega-virtual. What does the industry jargon "virtual, plug-and-play" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Without well-planned supply-chains, networks are forced to become e-business. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our C2C2B e-commerce reports but our ability to exploit. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Ruby on Rails. Ragan has permanently altered the theory of ROI metrics. We invariably grow e-business metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will strategize the term "strategic". What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will rev up our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our ability to integrate. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be virally-distributed? Imagine a combination of XSLT and PNG. What does the commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? The re-sizing factor is back-end.