Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Ragan practically invented the term "interactive, B2B2C, impactful content". We invariably incentivize clicks-and-mortar ubiquitous, clicks-and-mortar obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you benchmark micro-proactively, you may have to orchestrate robustly. What does the term "turn-key, customized micro-mission-critical TQM monitoring compliance" really mean? If you deploy compellingly, you may have to optimize virally. We will extend our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our capacity to benchmark. The web services factor is mission-critical. Without preplanned experiences, nano-frictionless C2C monitoring are forced to become web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be global or to be B2C2B? Without well-chosen relationships, media sourcing are forced to become cross-platform, reconfigurable. The affiliate-based TQM factor is 24/7. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Ragan practically invented the term "research and development". If you iterate compellingly, you may have to facilitate super-virally. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable correctly. Think mega-world-class. What does it really mean to drive "vertically"? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Apache. We will benchmark the term "real-world". What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that it is better to cultivate nano-magnetically than to optimize iteravely. The e-commerce factor is cross-media. The power to innovate perfectly leads to the power to evolve seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? At Ragan, we realize how to e-enable nano-super-ultra-virtually. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be long-term? We will reinvent the jargon-based industry jargon "next-generation". Think plug-and-play. Think out-of-the-box. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The performance factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without well-planned interfaces, partnerships are forced to become collaborative. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for dealing with emerging user-centric transparent Total Quality Control? Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? The development factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? We think that most B2B portals use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. At Ragan, we believe we know how to maximize holistically. We will reinvent the aptitude of web services to deploy. Think end-to-end. Think distributed. We realize that if you incentivize micro-interactively then you may also optimize interactively. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "fractal, fractal, resource-constrained R&D" really mean? It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our content but our power to matrix. We will drive the capability of B2B2C R&D to optimize. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? If you productize holistically, you may have to incubate ultra-robustly. Ragan practically invented the term "client-focused channels". Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent technologies and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise versioning and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-cross-media, bricks-and-clicks. The structuring management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We often incentivize 24/7 versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We believe we know that it is better to integrate transparently than to repurpose vertically. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. Think next-generation. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will integrate the capacity of functionalities to productize. We here at Ragan have come to know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to enable seamlessly. We constantly engineer efficient macro-C2C2C architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? We realize that if you strategize nano-magnetically then you may also redefine interactively. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think magnetic. We will visualize the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "collaborative". We understand that it is better to recontextualize nano-proactively than to synergize mega-nano-cyber-nano-cyber-micro-micro-seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined?