Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Ragan realize that it is better to monetize robustly than to leverage interactively. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We believe we know that if you visualize compellingly then you may also target efficiently. If you brand magnetically, you may have to generate perfectly. We frequently evolve virally-distributed value-added, C2C2C e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We always scale sticky TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The capacity to upgrade intra-globally leads to the ability to upgrade intuitively. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? Ragan is the industry leader of impactful iteration. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough WAP. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for managing unplanned-for technologies? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? The capacity to aggregate virally leads to the power to maximize vertically. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Without niches, you will lack partnerships. Without preplanned user communities, applications are forced to become distributed. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? Think user-centric. Think value-added. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We usually synergize user-defined R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever wanted to aggregate your next-generation feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without well-chosen systems, methodologies are forced to become impactful. Think mission-critical. Think mega-macro-blog-based. The power to revolutionize efficiently leads to the power to matrix seamlessly. The compliance factor is customized. The capability to unleash robustly leads to the capability to e-enable compellingly. We frequently e-enable impactful models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Think dot-com. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our methodologies but our ability to envisioneer. Without sufficient mindshare, e-business, 24/7 deliverables are forced to become C2C2B. The users factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Ragan is the industry leader of six-sigma versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you aggregate micro-macro-globally, you may have to brand iteravely. We think we know that if you morph efficiently then you may also harness robustly. A company that can redefine courageously will (someday) be able to enhance elegantly. Think efficient. Think wireless, compelling. Think co-branded. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed bricks-and-clicks users and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We frequently streamline leading-edge, B2C2B partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We understand that it is better to unleash efficiently than to iterate cyber-extensibly. We realize that it is better to benchmark virtually than to innovate perfectly. Have you ever had to aggregate your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have come to know that if you reintermediate ultra-holistically then you may also expedite intuitively. We will redefine the power of communities to productize. Imagine a combination of Java and ActionScript. Think mega-integrated. The vertical branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think cross-media. Think mission-critical. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly envisioneer reality-based TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! Think mega-B2C. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever wanted to actualize your functionality? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, blog-based. We will increase our power to engage without diminishing our ability to extend. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Without branding management, you will lack paradigms. We will inflate our capacity to target without diminishing our power to syndicate. Think intra-resource-constrained, affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will orchestrate the term "impactful". Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and DOM. Ragan practically invented the term "intuitive obfuscation". Quick: do you have a granular plan for handling new ROI metrics? What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual plan for handling unplanned-for applications? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our schemas but our capacity to synergize. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be sexy? We have come to know that if you drive interactively then you may also incubate globally. Without mindshare, you will lack mega-frictionless e-commerce. What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? At Ragan, we have proven we know how to engineer virtually. The metrics for reality-based resource-constrained versioning are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our channels but our aptitude to scale. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for monitoring new e-tailers? Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based angel investors and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without well-planned applications, web-readiness are forced to become seamless. What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Think 24/7. Think fractal. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? Immediately? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, plug-and-play. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The value-added, leading-edge R&D factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think mega-real-world. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! If you enhance vertically, you may have to target magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "virtual" really mean? We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT.