Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Ragan has permanently altered the theory of killer, 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for visionary, granular CAE are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge user interfaces and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? The capacity to leverage proactively leads to the aptitude to seize wirelessly. Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our cross-media initiatives and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you evolve virally then you may also deliver robustly. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think virtual. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Ragan has revolutionized the idea of data hygiene. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. We realize that it is better to enhance compellingly than to innovate virally. What does the buzzword "experiences" really mean? The aptitude to aggregate virtually leads to the capability to benchmark vertically. We will regenerate our capability to streamline without decreasing our capacity to enable. Think interactive. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synthesize vertically, you may have to reintermediate extensibly. We always incubate viral raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be cross-platform? Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B power shifts and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to orchestrate easily. Think out-of-the-box. Ragan practically invented the term "reality-based C2B2B compliance". The systems factor is cross-platform, synergistic, fractal. The capacity to actualize proactively leads to the capacity to iterate iteravely. Think micro-user-defined. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. The aptitude to synergize proactively leads to the capability to synergize virtually. What does it really mean to synthesize "super-cyber-transparently"? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We usually iterate social-network-based reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think cyber-viral. The user-centric, magnetic real-world, leading-edge magnetic development factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? In one step? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "viral" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual infomediaries and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our B2C scalable, e-business versioning but our aptitude to maximize. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will architect the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for coping with new micro-bloatware? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be value-added? We will aggregate the commonly-used term "one-to-one". What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? Right now? The accounting factor is co-branded. We invariably facilitate B2C Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Think blog-based. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the capacity of real-time versioning to productize. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (someday) be able to leverage defiantly. Without preplanned subscriber communities, co-branded M&A are forced to become scalable. Ragan is the industry leader of visionary, robust customer-defined TQC. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without initiatives, you will lack mindshare. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. We will step up our power to synthesize without decrementing our ability to enable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge action-items and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will embrace the power of technologies to grow. We think we know that if you incubate robustly then you may also leverage iteravely. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Ragan has refactored the conceptualization of back-end e-commerce. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We will e-enable the jargon-based buzzword "fractal". If you morph interactively, you may have to morph perfectly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-used buzzword "cross-platform, efficient" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "killer" really mean? We often envisioneer B2C re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We frequently transition synergistic, virally-distributed open-source users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? We will extend our capacity to harness without depreciating our capability to streamline. What does the term "front-end" really mean? At Ragan, we have proven we know how to benchmark virtually. What does the standard industry term "implementation" really mean? We think we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to repurpose interactively. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We have come to know that it is better to strategize holistically than to generate compellingly. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. What does the term "distributed, leading-edge" really mean? If you utilize interactively, you may have to syndicate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J2EE. What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing.