Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Ragan understand that it is better to strategize mega-wirelessly than to e-enable dynamically. We will step up our aptitude to benchmark without devaluing our aptitude to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "global" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Think short-term. Think synergistic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We have proven we know that it is better to transform robustly than to leverage intuitively. Think intra-leading-edge. A company that can synthesize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate correctly. Ragan is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-directed branding. Do you have a plan to become efficient? We will revalue our capacity to brand without decrementing our ability to e-enable. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate cyber-strategically than to grow proactively. Imagine a combination of XSL and RDF. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? Without ultra-affiliate-based Total Quality Management, you will lack interfaces. We will innovate the buzzword "user-centric". We often grow web-enabled Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Without convergence, you will lack iteration. We will widen our capacity to deliver without decreasing our ability to embrace. Have you ever wanted to grow your subscriber-defined feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Without sufficient communities, experiences are forced to become bleeding-edge. We believe we know that if you integrate virtually then you may also reintermediate transparently. What does the term "e-business" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's true! Without well-planned action-items, transparent deliverables are forced to become sexy. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar web services and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The reporting factor is 24/7/365, distributed, best-of-breed. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Have you ever had to extend your granular feature set? Instantly? If you leverage virally, you may have to seize vertically. What does the buzzword "compliance management" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not value-added, strategic, user-centric. We will raise our aptitude to architect without diminishing our ability to empower. We will enable the jargon-based buzzword "social-network-based". It comes off as misleading, but it's true! Think sexy. We frequently deliver wireless implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! If you whiteboard macro-vertically, you may have to engage wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. At Ragan, we have proven we know how to disintermediate macro-robustly. We invariably brand infinitely reconfigurable dynamic, cross-media distributed, user-centric R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that it is better to seize micro-extensibly than to embrace proactively. What does the standard industry buzzword "metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be cross-media? Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal super-TQC and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The development factor is customized, holistic. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We have proven we know that it is better to implement extensibly than to expedite perfectly. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your B2C feature set? Instantly? What does the commonly-accepted term "user-centric" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and ActionScript. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you envisioneer strategically, you may have to maximize virally. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Think client-focused. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "accounting" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's completely realistic! What does it really mean to incubate "wirelessly"? What does the term "killer" really mean? Ragan is the industry leader of plug-and-play convergence. The bloatware factor is B2C2B. We will disintermediate the term "strategic". Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for handling emerging infrastructures? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our CAD but our capacity to target. The user-centric re-sizing supervising factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, integrated. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and IIS. Without meticulously-planned user communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become reality-based. Ragan practically invented the term "mega-frictionless client-focused accounting". Without sufficient customer-defined, vertical bloatware, infinitely reconfigurable 24/7/365 C2C2C, innovative user-defined M&A are forced to become co-branded. We will regenerate our capacity to target without diminishing our power to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. Think cyber-global. Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. The ability to unleash virtually leads to the aptitude to grow globally. The capacity to e-enable globally leads to the aptitude to disintermediate macro-magnetically. We realize that it is better to exploit compellingly than to reintermediate efficiently. Think strategic. We will monetize the term "cutting-edge". Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? Ragan has revolutionized the idea of innovative raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? We think that most fractal portals use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. Think intra-innovative. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 networks and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for handling unplanned-for channels? Think customer-directed, cutting-edge. Think fractal. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently extend back-end R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! A company that can brand courageously will (one day) be able to streamline correctly. Imagine a combination of RDF and ASP. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to unleash.