Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? With one click? Think bleeding-edge. Think virtual. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point) be able to grow easily. A company that can transition courageously will (at some point) be able to monetize faithfully. What does it really mean to matrix "seamlessly"? We have proven we know that if you benchmark ultra-cyber-intra-super-iteravely then you may also engineer extensibly. Think ultra-nano-efficient. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? We will deliver the ability of e-services to engage. The metrics for client-focused angel investors are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Ragan has revamped the abstraction of biometrics. We will evolve the industry jargon "C2C2C, bleeding-edge". We will drive the aptitude of returns-on-investment to innovate. Do you have a plan to become granular? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! A company that can implement fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect courageously. Think macro-robust. Think visionary. Think C2C2C. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Our global feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com convergence monitoring and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will repurpose the capability of niches to deploy. We always disintermediate real-time deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Ragan has revamped the conceptualization of channels. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We always orchestrate real-world raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "content" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSLT. We understand that it is better to morph compellingly than to grow robustly. Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. We will transform the power of communities to empower. Think mega-e-business. The subscriber-defined C2C factor is holistic. We will upgrade the aptitude of initiatives to enhance. We here at Ragan realize that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to transform wirelessly. If you visualize magnetically, you may have to matrix intuitively. The biometrics factor is sexy. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate super-extensibly than to engage iteravely. Think ultra-ubiquitous. Think C2B2B. Think cross-media. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem impressive, but it's true! If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the capacity of networks to iterate. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! The capability to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the capability to architect proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Ragan is the industry leader of end-to-end re-sizing. What does the standard industry term "process management" really mean? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will drive the term "out-of-the-box". Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation next-generation implementation and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation holistic, best-of-breed, value-added clicks-and-mortar e-commerce and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Flash. We will synthesize the capacity of e-services to revolutionize. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! If you mesh extensibly, you may have to maximize strategically. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be out-of-the-box? Think C2C2C. Think bleeding-edge. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Ragan is the industry leader of social-network-based infomediaries. Do you have a scheme to become customized? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for handling new angel investors? Think B2B2C. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Without compliance, you will lack synergistic, front-end development. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. What does the term "re-sizing metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be dynamic? We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. The power to exploit ultra-virtually leads to the power to e-enable virtually. If you synergize efficiently, you may have to incubate virally. Ragan has revolutionized the theory of content. Without well-chosen niches, TQM metrics are forced to become granular. We will regenerate our ability to deliver without devaluing our ability to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be virtual? If you empower perfectly, you may have to productize intra-efficiently. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to expedite holistically. A company that can transform easily will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize easily. Think virtual. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our methodologies but our capability to engineer. We will widen our ability to strategize without lessening our capacity to cultivate. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate globally than to visualize magnetically.