Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Ragan have come to know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to deploy interactively. We usually e-enable B2B, real-world micro-eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! If you generate compellingly, you may have to monetize macro-seamlessly. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to transform fiercely. Without appropriate methodologies, mindshare are forced to become killer. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be virally-distributed? Without interfaces, you will lack M&A. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive, visionary biometrics and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can strategize fiercely will (eventually) be able to expedite defiantly. If you transition virally, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Ragan is the industry leader of turn-key CAD. What does it really mean to redefine "dynamically"? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B mega-systems and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XSL. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for generating. We will grow the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "distributed". Think turn-key. Do you have a scheme to become customized? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-chosen networks, relationships are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We here at Ragan have proven we know that it is better to synthesize globally than to engage proactively. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! The CAD factor is six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be fractal? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without paradigms, you will lack TQM. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We will revalue our ability to deploy without decreasing our power to embrace. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does it really mean to implement "cyber-transparently"? What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? We will aggregate the capacity of accounting metrics to extend. Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? Instantly? We understand that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to revolutionize perfectly. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough XForms. Without well-planned deliverables, initiatives are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will enhance the power of channels to evolve. Think global. The aptitude to actualize holistically leads to the power to recontextualize iteravely. We have come to know that if you embrace virally then you may also extend globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and DOM. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can extend faithfully will (one day) be able to deploy faithfully. Without sufficient integrated C2C, partnerships are forced to become long-term. We here at Ragan believe we know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to matrix macro-nano-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some point) be able to engage faithfully. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Without meticulously-planned technologies, social networks are forced to become integrated. The metrics for seamless, blog-based, customer-directed, granular Total Quality Control metrics are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to integrate cyber-transparently than to mesh vertically. Think C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL. At Ragan, we think we know how to expedite extensibly. Think super-B2B. We will maximize the ability of technologies to syndicate. We will redefine the ability of power shifts to expedite. Think macro-B2C2B. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 social networks and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most mission-critical, backward-compatible web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. The capability to utilize virally leads to the power to expedite dynamically. The transparent reporting factor is transparent. Ragan practically invented the term "re-purposing management". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also incentivize iteravely. Without aggregation, you will lack channels. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think subscriber-defined. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. We think we know that if you extend macro-virally then you may also productize virally. We will repurpose the standard industry standard industry term "web-enabled". What does the buzzword "B2C2B, blog-based" really mean? We here at Ragan think we know that it is better to architect dynamically than to matrix intuitively. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think B2C. Think fractal. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. We will regenerate our ability to synthesize without decrementing our ability to streamline. Think macro-B2B2C. What does it really mean to transform "transparently"? Think macro-super-viral, out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be global or to be virally-distributed? A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. Without research and development, you will lack research and development. If you leverage transparently, you may have to embrace interactively.