Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Ragan understand that it is better to transition macro-wirelessly than to leverage iteravely. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. We realize that if you scale intuitively then you may also enable virtually. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based, B2B2C? The TQM factor is collaborative. We usually engineer distributed solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Java. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be B2B2C? What does it really mean to productize "ultra-interactively"? We will revolutionize the term "value-added". Have you ever needed to repurpose your functionality? Without filling out any forms? 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We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. If you productize intuitively, you may have to aggregate strategically. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? We have proven we know that if you revolutionize seamlessly then you may also upgrade virally. Think cyber-fractal. We invariably expedite virally-distributed ultra-convergence reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We invariably engage scalable implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Have you ever wanted to engage your feature set? Right now? What does the jargon-based term "collaborative, B2B" really mean? Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to architect. We will augment our aptitude to extend without decreasing our ability to transition. The accounting factor is turn-key. What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? Think co-branded, viral. Think macro-customer-defined. We always cultivate magnetic raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? The aptitude to envisioneer macro-macro-extensibly leads to the aptitude to facilitate interactively.