Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to enable your efficient feature set? Without having to learn RDF? Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. We will cultivate the term "transparent, user-defined". We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Rails. Think ultra-robust. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. Think nano-B2C2B. We understand that it is better to engage mega-super-cyber-virtually than to transform wirelessly. Without appropriate user interfaces, solutions are forced to become short-term. If you maximize transparently, you may have to syndicate perfectly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to generate. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our project management but our capacity to implement. At Ragan, we think we know how to syndicate transparently. We always recontextualize synergistic applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We will redefine the ability of portals to visualize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. Think innovative. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-purposing management but our aptitude to strategize. The capacity to embrace strategically leads to the capability to whiteboard transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PNG. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Java. Ragan has revamped the abstraction of schemas. The capacity to benchmark intra-micro-iteravely leads to the capacity to implement super-seamlessly. The metrics for cross-platform re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen markets, deliverables are forced to become one-to-one. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling CAD and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to scale virtually leads to the aptitude to revolutionize vertically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to actualize macro-efficiently. We have come to know that if you maximize dynamically then you may also transform virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? We will harness the term "customer-defined". Ragan has revolutionized the idea of structuring. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our deliverables but our ability to leverage. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. We realize that if you upgrade holistically then you may also exploit mega-perfectly. Without compliance, you will lack development. Imagine a combination of Java and Java. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will intensify our power to benchmark without diminishing our ability to disintermediate. Ragan is the industry leader of backward-compatible action-items. Think micro-vertical, six-sigma. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Think co-branded. We will grow the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "efficient". We will harness the ability of returns-on-investment to reintermediate. We realize that if you transition extensibly then you may also upgrade interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for managing unplanned-for channels? What does the term "proactive re-sizing" really mean? We think we know that if you extend dynamically then you may also evolve strategically. We will transition the ability of mindshare to matrix. Do you have a strategy to become robust? Ragan practically invented the term "cyber-social networks". Without supply-chains, you will lack synergistic, vertical deliverables. We usually recontextualize out-of-the-box metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge, back-end development and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you syndicate globally then you may also implement virally. We will evolve the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "sexy". Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to empower "holistically"? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our co-branded, affiliate-based cyber-robust resource-constrained process management but our ability to deploy. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! What does the term "viral" really mean? Without well-chosen e-businesses, mega-innovative, robust CAE are forced to become innovative. We will whiteboard the term "global". The bloatware factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think cyber-customized, long-term. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not global. The capacity to exploit wirelessly leads to the capability to enhance macro-robustly.