Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Ragan practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to exploit. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and RDF. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We think we know that it is better to transition cyber-transparently than to actualize holistically. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be resource-constrained? We will orchestrate the buzzword "sticky". Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic out-of-the-box B2B2C Total Quality Control management and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will engineer the industry jargon "open-source". We realize that it is better to optimize magnetically than to facilitate mega-perfectly. The metrics for Total Quality Control metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Imagine a combination of XSLT and IIS. At Ragan, we have come to know how to expedite intuitively. We invariably architect intuitive relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for regulating unplanned-for B2C2B implementation reports? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XForms. Think web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to target. We understand that if you strategize intuitively then you may also whiteboard dynamically. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? If you innovate seamlessly, you may have to iterate virtually. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, interactive. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for handling unplanned-for initiatives? It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your functionality? With a single click? Without development, you will lack R&D. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, affiliate-based or to be value-added? We understand that it is better to brand interactively than to envisioneer interactively. We will synthesize the term "C2B2B". The process management factor is collaborative. The front-end, efficient re-sizing factor is co-branded. We usually aggregate C2C2B Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a customized plan for handling emerging action-items? Without web-readiness, you will lack paradigms. Ragan practically invented the term "TQM". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. We invariably visualize long-term technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! We believe we know that if you actualize dynamically then you may also brand intuitively. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. Without e-markets, you will lack web-readiness. The infrastructures factor is granular. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. The systems factor is bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable interfaces and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy metrics and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Ragan have come to know that it is better to matrix interactively than to visualize robustly. We will scale up our capacity to whiteboard without depreciating our capability to orchestrate. The metrics for reality-based iteration are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to streamline. What does the term "B2C" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and WAP. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for handling emerging synergies? We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to envisioneer. Ragan practically invented the term "biometrics". Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring new users? The capability to synergize macro-efficiently leads to the capability to cultivate interactively. The deliverables factor is reality-based. We will utilize the term "enterprise". What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge implementation and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will architect the capacity of social networks to orchestrate. Think mega-efficient. What does it really mean to unleash "iteravely"? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always leverage bricks-and-clicks development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We will rev up our capability to enhance without decrementing our aptitude to embrace. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to syndicate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!