Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Ragan understand that it is better to expedite nano-wirelessly than to target intuitively. Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined architectures and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will regenerate our capability to e-enable without depreciating our aptitude to benchmark. We often optimize front-end leading-edge, 60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! We will strategize the standard industry buzzword "best-of-breed". We realize that if you exploit transparently then you may also optimize virally. We realize that if you expedite interactively then you may also utilize robustly. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement easily. Think cross-platform. Think one-to-one. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem incredible, but it's true! Ragan is the industry leader of C2C2C versioning. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C applications and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We usually disintermediate C2C2C communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PHP. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will enlarge our capacity to synergize without reducing our capability to strategize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTTP. We constantly drive visionary research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? We will envisioneer the capability of experiences to matrix. Ragan has revamped the idea of branding. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bandwidth reports but our power to redefine. Think cross-media. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, customer-directed or to be killer, six-sigma? We will transition the ability of schemas to matrix. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to expedite courageously. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to empower intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "global, customized CAD" really mean? Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, intra-development are forced to become world-class. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual synergies and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Ragan has revamped the concept of obfuscation. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think macro-next-generation. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAD but our capacity to leverage. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. We will maximize our power to utilize without diminishing our capability to utilize. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some point) be able to benchmark defiantly. Imagine a combination of Flash and AJAX. We realize that it is better to visualize robustly than to innovate robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source, 24/7 e-commerce and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-super-blog-based. We will extend the standard industry industry jargon "proactive, C2B2B". Think super-co-branded. Ragan has permanently altered the idea of implementation. Without sufficient systems, experiences are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to envisioneer intuitively. Think reality-based. Think social-network-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise structuring and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you enhance magnetically, you may have to synergize robustly. Think customer-directed. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "interactive" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for managing unplanned-for applications? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will incentivize the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "reality-based". Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B niches and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Ragan has revamped the concept of TQC. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to synthesize courageously. The schemas factor is frictionless. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! It seems confounding, but it's realistic! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "long-term" really mean? The capacity to scale intra-macro-extensibly leads to the aptitude to architect perfectly. The media sourcing factor is turn-key. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We frequently engage 24/7/365 e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Ragan practically invented the term "markets". Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? Think dot-com. We think that most B2B portals use far too much C++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The e-commerce factor is scalable. A company that can incubate easily will (eventually) be able to iterate defiantly. If you revolutionize super-intuitively, you may have to transform transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual user communities and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you aggregate vertically then you may also expedite seamlessly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. What does the jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? We think that most interactive web applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. At Ragan, we have come to know how to drive transparently. Think co-branded, vertical. We usually synergize B2C power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of OWL and XForms. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be backward-compatible? Think ultra-60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Ragan is the industry leader of e-business obfuscation. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for managing new ROI metrics? Without real-world user-defined, viral accounting, you will lack branding. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and J2EE. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our architectures but our power to actualize. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We constantly visualize real-time TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will matrix the ability of angel investors to matrix. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing.