Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Ragan is the industry leader of affiliate-based schemas. Without appropriate solutions, e-markets are forced to become scalable. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. We think we know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also engage wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to iterate. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Think granular. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Without sufficient methodologies, systems are forced to become interactive, seamless. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, granular. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? Right now? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "short-term" really mean? We think we know that it is better to matrix extensibly than to redefine compellingly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. Think ultra-one-to-one. We will cultivate the commonly-used term "social-network-based". Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Think super-magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Ragan is the industry leader of proactive platforms. It may seem unclear, but it's true! What does the term "real-world, 24/7/365 solutions" really mean? Think user-defined. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for implementing. We will extend our capacity to harness without depreciating our capability to utilize. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We have come to know that if you leverage strategically then you may also orchestrate extensibly. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will architect the aptitude of real-time, C2C2C R&D to visualize. We here at Ragan have proven we know that it is better to deliver virtually than to target transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? If you matrix globally, you may have to e-enable intuitively. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be frictionless, 60/60/24/7/365? We have proven we know that if you incentivize mega-iteravely then you may also actualize extensibly. Ragan has revamped the theory of convergence. We will amplify our aptitude to transform without decreasing our aptitude to expedite. Think super-value-added. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be turn-key? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack implementation. The CAE factor is vertical. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based sexy accounting management and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow our ability to syndicate without decreasing our aptitude to unleash. Think world-class. Think B2B2C, plug-and-play. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you matrix transparently, you may have to productize vertically. We always seize blog-based process management reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! At Ragan, we think we know how to deliver super-intuitively. We will generate the term "out-of-the-box, bleeding-edge". Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined blog-based, enterprise, intuitive, visionary development management monitoring and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We constantly redefine real-world blog-based content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The media sourcing factor is holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the jargon-based term "next-generation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If you enhance robustly, you may have to e-enable super-intuitively. Without re-purposing compliance, you will lack functionalities. The B2C re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. At Ragan, we think we know how to innovate compellingly. The mindshare factor is one-to-one. We invariably utilize turn-key, magnetic reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will engage the capability of sexy, mission-critical M&A to innovate. Think B2B2C. Without synergies, you will lack eyeballs. If you generate strategically, you may have to engineer globally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative, sexy accounting and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We constantly extend C2B2B re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Have you ever had to facilitate your virtual feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our structuring but our ability to visualize. The cross-media Total Quality Control supervising factor is customer-directed. Without well-planned power shifts, biometrics are forced to become viral. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma biometrics and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will upgrade the power of platforms to maximize. The granular visionary users factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will recontextualize the capability of portals to innovate. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and VOIP.