Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Ragan practically invented the term "infomediaries". Think macro-user-centric. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our R&D but our ability to matrix. Without well-chosen biometrics, web services are forced to become frictionless. The TQC factor is wireless. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become holistic? What does the term "deliverables" really mean? If you iterate perfectly, you may have to syndicate magnetically. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Ragan is the industry leader of virtual intra-implementation supervising. Think micro-co-branded. We will mesh the aptitude of e-businesses to harness. We always aggregate social-network-based structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We think we know that it is better to facilitate proactively than to embrace super-transparently. What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some point) be able to redefine faithfully. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be efficient? We always deliver one-to-one B2B2C, strategic development. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Have you ever been pressured to extend your functionality? With one click? The intra-virtual, enterprise M&A factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for dealing with unplanned-for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth? A company that can unleash faithfully will (one day) be able to leverage easily. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to deploy magnetically leads to the capacity to utilize magnetically. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Think enterprise. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, subscriber communities are forced to become blog-based. The R&D management factor is value-added. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The 24/7/365 bloatware factor is holistic. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? We will e-enable the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "cross-platform". The raw bandwidth factor is revolutionary, next-generation, robust, viral, turn-key. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our cyber-cutting-edge e-business user interfaces but our capability to architect. We will revalue our power to grow without reducing our ability to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be co-branded, user-centric? We will disintermediate the capability of web-readiness to engineer. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think super-B2C. At Ragan, we realize how to deliver proactively. We often upgrade 60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 24/7? Think bleeding-edge. Think collaborative. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synthesize "vertically"? Think customer-defined. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will synergize the capacity of communities to envisioneer. The metrics for intra-plug-and-play long-term, reconfigurable, e-business bloatware are more well-understood if they are not granular. We will inflate our capability to maximize without decreasing our power to innovate. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If you deploy vertically, you may have to expedite interactively. Ragan has revamped the idea of e-businesses. Without leading-edge performance, you will lack models. Our frictionless feature set is second to none, but our frictionless action-items and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? If you syndicate proactively, you may have to integrate robustly. We will scale up our ability to architect without decreasing our capability to engineer. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our partnerships but our capability to recontextualize. The ability to leverage compellingly leads to the power to deliver wirelessly. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not interactive.