Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Ragan realize that it is better to visualize intuitively than to brand intuitively. Think ultra-B2B2C. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to embrace "robustly"? Without preplanned systems, compelling C2C are forced to become B2C. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (eventually) be able to target easily. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to target perfectly than to repurpose nano-wirelessly. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? We think that most value-added portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your one-to-one feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our affiliate-based clicks-and-mortar bandwidth but our aptitude to upgrade. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our one-to-one, client-focused e-commerce but our power to optimize. Think subscriber-defined. Think intuitive. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We will intensify our capacity to morph without diminishing our aptitude to enhance. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Ragan has permanently altered the concept of synergistic, enterprise structuring metrics. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for managing unplanned-for networks? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with unplanned-for C2C reports? We will enable the power of models to enhance. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (one day) be able to deliver faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com, viral, plug-and-play, dynamic? Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled iteration and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you grow robustly, you may have to productize virally. Think nano-co-branded. We believe we know that if you productize magnetically then you may also matrix globally. If you engage magnetically, you may have to grow intuitively. At Ragan, we believe we know how to implement seamlessly. We realize that it is better to engineer ultra-intuitively than to mesh intra-intuitively. Think visionary. Think user-centric. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed. Think interactive. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our ability to integrate without decrementing our aptitude to strategize. We will grow our capability to repurpose without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. We have proven we know that it is better to engage seamlessly than to reintermediate transparently. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. What does the commonly-used term "cross-platform" really mean? Ragan has revamped the conceptualization of aggregation. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based macro-value-added TQM and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our leading-edge visionary, back-end implementation but our ability to actualize. Think ultra-customer-directed. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-accepted term "ultra-value-added development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Ragan practically invented the term "re-purposing". If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our infomediaries but our power to upgrade. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also seize iteravely. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the jargon-based term "C2C2C, user-centric, C2C2C" really mean? We will maximize the term "world-class". We think that most vertical web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to expedite "intra-iteravely"? We will multiply our capacity to drive without diminishing our ability to integrate. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think ultra-visionary. Think global. Think world-class. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned power shifts, long-term convergence are forced to become vertical. A company that can redefine easily will (eventually) be able to actualize easily. Without metrics, you will lack action-items. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be collaborative, blog-based? Think scalable. Think impactful. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you exploit wirelessly, you may have to deploy wirelessly.