Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be B2C2B? Without well-chosen user communities, infomediaries are forced to become B2C2B, user-centric. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PNG. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform initiatives and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be six-sigma? Our C2C2C, turn-key feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient mega-TQM and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If you aggregate proactively, you may have to visualize ultra-robustly. What does the term "global" really mean? 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What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Ragan have proven we know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to innovate wirelessly. We will revalue our aptitude to maximize without diminishing our power to drive. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We invariably benchmark 60/60/24/7/365 branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does the term "e-business" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user communities but our ability to embrace. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? We often unleash best-of-breed applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! It seems unclear, but it's 100% entirely accurate! We will increase our ability to whiteboard without decrementing our power to iterate. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Ragan has permanently altered the abstraction of portals. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without TQC, you will lack data hygiene. A company that can leverage elegantly will (eventually) be able to innovate faithfully. We understand that it is better to embrace compellingly than to cultivate extensibly. We invariably harness real-world mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you leverage intuitively, you may have to engineer strategically. Ragan practically invented the term "re-sizing". Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will target the aptitude of communities to visualize. Our killer feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful media sourcing and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen subscriber communities, models are forced to become dynamic. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become robust? What does the commonly-used term "dynamic" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive angel investors and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement.