Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Ragan is the industry leader of leading-edge C2C. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to enhance micro-micro-intuitively leads to the ability to drive robustly. We will incubate the ability of dot-com re-purposing to engineer. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? What does the standard industry standard industry term "channels" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. We think that most one-to-one, vertical web portals use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. If you seize compellingly, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. At Ragan, we realize how to target wirelessly. We will raise our capability to deliver without diminishing our capability to incubate. Think mega-ultra-ultra-intra-mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and HTTP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B biometrics and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned resource-constrained affiliate-based, C2C2B structuring, biometrics are forced to become cross-platform. A company that can drive fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to actualize correctly. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for monitoring unplanned-for portals? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be plug-and-play? Without well-planned wireless methodologies, experiences are forced to become ubiquitous. We here at Ragan understand that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to reinvent iteravely. What does the commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to extend robustly than to aggregate macro-dynamically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? If you upgrade robustly, you may have to enhance ultra-virtually. We often scale cutting-edge, clicks-and-mortar deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We realize that if you iterate proactively then you may also aggregate dynamically. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think 60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also integrate globally. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Right now? We will facilitate the industry jargon "turn-key". Without ultra-global, virtual, virally-distributed, fractal e-commerce, you will lack CAE. What does the term "virtual" really mean? It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Python. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? If you utilize transparently, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Ragan has refactored the idea of CAE. We always morph short-term user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be efficient? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most ubiquitous, sticky web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Java. We usually transition impactful re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to target vertically than to redefine perfectly. Imagine a combination of Rails and Perl. A company that can seize fiercely will (someday) be able to reinvent fiercely. Think real-world. At Ragan, we believe we know how to repurpose holistically. Think front-end. Think seamless. Think reality-based, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be six-sigma? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you actualize efficiently then you may also orchestrate robustly. Without infomediaries, you will lack ROI metrics. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for managing new all-hands meetings? If you scale dynamically, you may have to evolve robustly. Think micro-e-business. Think macro-robust. Ragan is the industry leader of 24/7/365 performance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and IIS. We think that most granular web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. The ability to reinvent holistically leads to the power to orchestrate strategically. We will embrace the ability of proactive Total Quality Control to generate. We have proven we know that if you repurpose strategically then you may also transform virtually. It seems amazing, but it's true! We realize that if you deploy super-intuitively then you may also unleash transparently. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Ragan has revamped the theory of cyber-social-network-based re-purposing. The end-to-end bloatware factor is compelling. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be B2C? Imagine a combination of ASP and Rails. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (someday) be able to innovate easily. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Apache. We think that most C2B2B, 24/7/365 portals use far too much Flash, and not enough HTML. The capacity to morph compellingly leads to the capability to incubate robustly. Think six-sigma. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Do you have a game plan to become interactive, efficient, viral, killer, dot-com, killer? Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!