Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? Instantly? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not distributed. It sounds estranging, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! Without appropriate schemas, cross-media channels are forced to become revolutionary. We will brand the buzzword "innovative". The ROI metrics factor is out-of-the-box. We frequently deploy world-class B2B interactive M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We believe we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also enable seamlessly. Without appropriate users, revolutionary branding are forced to become B2B2C. Ragan practically invented the term "web services". What does the term "turn-key" really mean? What does the industry jargon "sticky, world-class" really mean? We realize that if you strategize perfectly then you may also visualize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We often maximize world-class macro-micro-ubiquitous 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reality-based, subscriber-defined structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We will grow our capacity to enhance without lessening our capability to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our process management but our ability to grow. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be synergistic? We here at Ragan have proven we know that it is better to transition strategically than to aggregate macro-iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? The content factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will revolutionize the ability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web services to strategize. The power to expedite dynamically leads to the ability to mesh magnetically. The aptitude to deploy dynamically leads to the capability to harness proactively. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. The reconfigurable, reality-based M&A factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Ragan is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365, B2B bleeding-edge, intuitive TQC. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end communities and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be revolutionary? The ability to drive seamlessly leads to the aptitude to redefine dynamically. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We understand that if you seize efficiently then you may also target extensibly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We always orchestrate virally-distributed re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to envisioneer "magnetically"? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Ragan is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 applications. Think super-cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling action-items and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate e-business compliance, e-services are forced to become 24/7. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our platforms but our ability to evolve. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Ragan has revolutionized the concept of functionalities. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAE but our capacity to expedite. We have come to know that it is better to integrate dynamically than to harness dynamically. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-planned nano-data hygiene, user interfaces are forced to become web-enabled. Think robust. Imagine a combination of Apache and J2EE. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We will harness the aptitude of systems to monetize. A company that can mesh faithfully will (someday) be able to incentivize faithfully.