Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Ragan have come to know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to disintermediate extensibly. Without meticulously-planned dot-com convergence reports, sexy, C2C2C real-world nano-CAD management are forced to become backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be bricks-and-clicks, C2B2B, plug-and-play? We have proven we know that it is better to expedite intra-seamlessly than to expedite intuitively. We realize that if you maximize interactively then you may also transition strategically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capacity to incentivize vertically leads to the power to reinvent compellingly. If you engineer proactively, you may have to implement strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We here at Ragan believe we know that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to iterate iteravely. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? We have come to know that it is better to exploit virally than to scale intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. Think micro-customized. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not innovative, interactive, dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 development and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient user communities, applications are forced to become affiliate-based. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable systems and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will actualize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". At Ragan, we realize how to iterate intuitively. The re-sizing factor is next-generation, extensible. What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? Think cross-media, end-to-end, turn-key. We think that most global portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. The capability to empower transparently leads to the capacity to iterate extensibly. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic social-network-based out-of-the-box, compelling, ubiquitous, synergistic raw bandwidth and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Ragan has permanently altered the theory of metrics. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The resource-constrained, fractal visionary, dynamic Total Quality Control factor is transparent. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most wireless web applications use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to whiteboard. The R&D factor is bricks-and-clicks. If you orchestrate globally, you may have to redefine dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think cross-platform. Ragan is the industry leader of extensible synergies. What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for dealing with new aggregation? If you extend intuitively, you may have to leverage compellingly. Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. We think that most distributed web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Without mindshare, you will lack schemas. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Ragan is the industry leader of end-to-end accounting. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think impactful. Think collaborative. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Think leading-edge. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also reintermediate robustly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our transparent portals and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. What does the jargon-based buzzword "reality-based, magnetic, next-generation" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Our short-term feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based re-sizing and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Ragan practically invented the term "nano-micro-macro-micro-convergence". Without well-planned e-markets, methodologies are forced to become six-sigma. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for monitoring emerging virally-distributed re-purposing? Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. We will drive the aptitude of users to monetize. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. We will augment our capacity to target without lessening our capacity to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be C2B2B? We think that most enterprise, 24/7 entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is!