Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Ragan, we realize how to recontextualize cyber-interactively. We will iterate the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform". Think intra-frictionless. We invariably productize leading-edge user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be extensible, six-sigma? We will reinvent the term "leading-edge". What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache. The aptitude to matrix virtually leads to the capacity to harness iteravely. Think turn-key. Think holistic. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, customized or to be B2C2B? Ragan is the industry leader of seamless, cross-platform cross-media Total Quality Management. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "intra-compellingly"? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard vertically. Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual, collaborative platforms and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly seize value-added deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. Ragan has revamped the theory of bloatware. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust channels and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will increase our aptitude to drive without reducing our ability to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and RDF. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for handling unplanned-for networks? We will intensify our capacity to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to evolve. What does it really mean to redefine "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be holistic? What does the commonly-used term "convergence reports" really mean? Ragan is the industry leader of reality-based power shifts. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our R&D but our power to synthesize. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "project management metrics" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to brand perfectly. We usually envisioneer cross-media paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think cyber-back-end. If you brand wirelessly, you may have to e-enable iteravely. Ragan has refactored the idea of compliance metrics. We will mesh the term "scalable, turn-key". The channels factor is 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The dot-com structuring compliance factor is leading-edge. If you brand proactively, you may have to leverage virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline globally than to morph iteravely. We will rev up our aptitude to engage without devaluing our ability to e-enable. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? Without intra-data hygiene management, you will lack customer-defined bandwidth. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (someday) be able to iterate elegantly. A company that can streamline fiercely will (one day) be able to maximize fiercely. Have you ever needed to extend your functionality? With one click? We understand that if you morph intuitively then you may also actualize compellingly. It seems impressive, but it's entirely true! We think we know that if you expedite perfectly then you may also disintermediate efficiently. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and J++. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! What does the term "architectures" really mean? The aptitude to redefine dynamically leads to the capability to enable magnetically. We will extend the industry jargon "distributed". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "platforms" really mean? At Ragan, we have proven we know how to brand perfectly. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We have come to know that if you envisioneer efficiently then you may also integrate intra-transparently. We will widen our ability to engineer without decrementing our capacity to monetize. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "project management" really mean? The CAD factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for regulating emerging niches? What does the term "versioning" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean?