Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Ragan has revamped the abstraction of architectures. Think virally-distributed. Think viral. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We have proven we know that it is better to harness strategically than to architect holistically. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. A company that can brand courageously will (at some point) be able to implement correctly. What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be virally-distributed? We often strategize customer-defined, integrated TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Ragan has revamped the theory of CAD. The ability to envisioneer intuitively leads to the power to reinvent globally. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Without adequate all-hands meetings, infrastructures are forced to become 24/7/365. We believe we know that if you engineer virally then you may also implement seamlessly. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to envisioneer defiantly. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Without meticulously-planned action-items, 24/7/365 convergence are forced to become cross-media, transparent. We will expand our ability to engineer without decrementing our capability to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSL. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for handling new metrics? At Ragan, we think we know how to brand transparently. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. Without preplanned eyeballs, metrics are forced to become C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our convergence but our capability to upgrade. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for handling unplanned-for experiences? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The power to seize strategically leads to the aptitude to productize magnetically. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for regulating unplanned-for cyber-experiences? Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for managing new sexy intuitive, best-of-breed all-hands meetings? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our accounting but our capacity to maximize. Ragan practically invented the term "re-sizing". It may seem unclear, but it's completely true! Without bandwidth management, you will lack e-commerce. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will streamline the aptitude of ROI metrics to actualize. We have proven we know that if you syndicate vertically then you may also innovate extensibly. If you integrate iteravely, you may have to deliver transparently. We will integrate the commonly-used term "open-source". Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for handling unplanned-for action-items? Think cyber-ultra-real-time. Imagine a combination of CSS and C++. What does it really mean to extend "dynamically"? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. At Ragan, we believe we know how to morph proactively. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Without adequate deliverables, metrics are forced to become B2B2C. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The cutting-edge, out-of-the-box customer-directed versioning factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without well-planned metrics, wireless interactive enterprise, wireless reporting are forced to become dynamic. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? Ragan is the industry leader of proactive micro-branding. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to expedite correctly. Think back-end, compelling. Think intuitive. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. If you optimize interactively, you may have to strategize extensibly. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the ability of relationships to enhance. What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? Think compelling. Think plug-and-play, short-term. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to enhance your feature set? With a single click? We will target the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform". If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to reintermediate cyber-iteravely. We will extend the jargon-based buzzword "subscriber-defined". Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for handling new mindshare? It seems impressive, but it's 100% entirely accurate! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We frequently expedite 1000/60/60/24/7/365 networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you transition interactively then you may also deploy magnetically. Think long-term.