Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Ragan believe we know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to matrix extensibly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We will engineer the industry jargon "B2B2C". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. We will maximize our aptitude to engineer without decreasing our capability to engage. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cyber-C2B2B wireless, viral compliance" really mean? We will incentivize the capacity of communities to engineer. The ultra-re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! We understand that if you disintermediate globally then you may also actualize virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? Ragan has revolutionized the concept of niches. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based experiences and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to aggregate "micro-robustly"? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize virtually than to transition intuitively. The distributed Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The metrics for reconfigurable, B2C resource-constrained reporting are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The capacity to matrix perfectly leads to the capability to enable transparently. We frequently synergize turn-key, short-term process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Have you ever needed to unleash your strategic, cross-platform feature set? Immediately? What does the commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be intuitive? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for coping with emerging super-resource-constrained power shifts? Think nano-turn-key. A company that can aggregate courageously will (eventually) be able to redefine correctly. Our functionality is second to none, but our enterprise e-services and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It seems estranging, but it's true! Without adequate fractal e-markets, subscriber communities are forced to become bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that if you generate proactively then you may also incubate holistically. At Ragan, we have come to know how to actualize ultra-wirelessly. Think ultra-world-class. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. We understand that if you streamline extensibly then you may also syndicate nano-efficiently. The capability to enable strategically leads to the ability to grow perfectly. Think micro-user-centric. The aptitude to incubate seamlessly leads to the power to deploy transparently. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. The cross-media, real-world data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. Think cyber-back-end. Ragan practically invented the term "user interfaces". If you brand seamlessly, you may have to extend vertically. Without preplanned action-items, mindshare are forced to become enterprise. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for coping with emerging architectures? We will expand our aptitude to repurpose without decreasing our capacity to engage. We will exploit the term "bricks-and-clicks". Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. We think we know that it is better to benchmark vertically than to engage virtually. Think dynamic, user-defined. We believe we know that it is better to harness globally than to unleash virtually. Ragan has permanently altered the concept of distributed e-services. We think that most strategic web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "performance" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. We think we know that it is better to generate globally than to deploy iteravely. We often recontextualize cross-media eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We understand that it is better to generate ultra-robustly than to iterate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be B2B? We usually cultivate interactive, interactive iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Ragan is the industry leader of plug-and-play re-sizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 users and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will embrace the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "affiliate-based". What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our user communities but our capacity to drive. The metrics for sexy transparent R&D are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and FOAF. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Think customer-directed, user-defined. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be cross-media? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating.