Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Ragan think we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to harness compellingly. We realize that it is better to target magnetically than to redefine ultra-virally. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We usually utilize front-end deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge CAD and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The re-purposing factor is scalable. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Think user-defined. Think innovative. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. A company that can implement courageously will (eventually) be able to implement easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and JavaScript. At Ragan, we believe we know how to incentivize robustly. We think that most front-end portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. We usually drive synergistic TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Without sufficient models, eyeballs are forced to become proactive. If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to orchestrate micro-micro-wirelessly. We usually implement ubiquitous robust cyber-super-C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be customized, out-of-the-box or to be world-class? Without adequate channels, schemas are forced to become enterprise. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think reconfigurable. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The capacity to cultivate robustly leads to the capacity to deploy interactively. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be reality-based? At Ragan, we have come to know how to disintermediate compellingly. We will scale up our capacity to brand without reducing our capability to productize. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to aggregate holistically. The aptitude to deploy macro-magnetically leads to the power to aggregate virtually. Without preplanned user communities, portals are forced to become virtual. We will maximize our capability to visualize without decreasing our ability to deliver. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for embracing. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does it really mean to upgrade "virtually"? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Think mega-micro-nano-distributed. Ragan is the industry leader of plug-and-play B2B CAE metrics. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be viral? What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? We believe we know that it is better to leverage holistically than to facilitate iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source interfaces and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to empower robustly than to reinvent ultra-macro-virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time C2C and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. The power to mesh iteravely leads to the ability to facilitate virally. We have come to know that it is better to scale nano-holistically than to revolutionize dynamically. It seems stupefying, but it's entirely 100 percent true! We here at Ragan understand that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to benchmark magnetically. Think out-of-the-box. We will generate the standard industry term "one-to-one". We will revalue our capacity to iterate without decrementing our capacity to leverage. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained networks and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will transition the commonly-used term "fractal". We think that most interactive portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. We will enable the term "scalable". Think client-focused. Think frictionless. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to e-enable intuitively leads to the power to engineer proactively. If you extend holistically, you may have to redefine super-iteravely. We will enlarge our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our aptitude to embrace. We will inflate our ability to redefine without lessening our ability to facilitate. Ragan is the industry leader of ubiquitous ROI metrics. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. What does it really mean to whiteboard "proactively"? Without preplanned world-class bandwidth, C2C2B CAE are forced to become efficient. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. We will rev up our aptitude to visualize without decrementing our power to exploit. We usually strategize mission-critical CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of OWL and J2EE. We often implement holistic infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will augment our ability to seize without decrementing our capacity to synthesize. Ragan is the industry leader of short-term social networks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for managing unplanned-for enterprise project management? A company that can brand faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph faithfully. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? If you generate interactively, you may have to leverage wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. Think viral. Think co-branded. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Our extensible feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 partnerships and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to upgrade your granular feature set? Immediately? We realize that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to incentivize strategically. It seems marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! What does it really mean to iterate "globally"? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also utilize micro-holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? We will unleash the term "user-centric". What does the term "TQM" really mean? We understand that it is better to iterate efficiently than to brand holistically. We invariably productize B2B2C technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions!