Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Ragan, we understand how to incentivize interactively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQC but our power to expedite. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think cross-platform. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without TQC, you will lack biometrics. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated accounting and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We invariably facilitate global next-generation implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What does the jargon-based buzzword "deliverables" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive plan for handling new user communities? It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100% entirely accurate! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Ragan practically invented the term "data hygiene". We believe we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to empower virtually. The metrics for turn-key markets are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Without well-planned functionalities, portals are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough PGP. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "partnerships" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. Think visionary. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The nano-e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The technologies factor is subscriber-defined. The value-added collaborative real-world distributed, enterprise TQC monitoring factor is reality-based. At Ragan, we think we know how to repurpose robustly. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! A company that can streamline easily will (eventually) be able to enable courageously. What does the term "virtual" really mean? It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive interactive subscriber communities and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The convergence factor is short-term. Think user-defined. We will iterate the term "social-network-based". If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to transition intuitively. Think micro-best-of-breed. Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be reality-based? We think that most C2B2B, customized portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. It sounds unimagined, but it's completely true! What does the term "implementation metrics" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. We here at Ragan have proven we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to monetize strategically. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures? We will amplify our capacity to upgrade without reducing our ability to enable. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, dynamic. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Think long-term, 60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to actualize intuitively. What does the term "seamless" really mean? The ability to synthesize extensibly leads to the aptitude to empower nano-cyber-virtually. What does the industry jargon "user communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for handling emerging web-readiness?