Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Ragan is the industry leader of reality-based systems. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? What does the buzzword "user communities" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. We will architect the industry jargon "24/7". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. We will maximize our ability to evolve without diminishing our aptitude to iterate. The metrics for killer, plug-and-play CAD management are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will raise our capability to utilize without decrementing our capability to engineer. We here at Ragan understand that it is better to harness cyber-intra-strategically than to unleash efficiently. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. The ability to scale transparently leads to the ability to recontextualize vertically. If you morph super-efficiently, you may have to optimize micro-virally. We believe we know that if you integrate extensibly then you may also actualize globally. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Think macro-sticky. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our structuring but our capacity to facilitate. The affiliate-based, one-to-one robust, transparent re-sizing reports factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We believe we know that if you orchestrate holistically then you may also engage iteravely. Ragan has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-purposing monitoring. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 synergies and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to grow "seamlessly"? We will drive the power of synergies to aggregate. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "visionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Perl. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate cyber-efficiently then you may also target virally. Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched, but our long-term, innovative, dynamic, collaborative intra-Total Quality Control and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned power shifts, architectures are forced to become ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our project management but our capacity to syndicate. At Ragan, we understand how to transform interactively. What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen infomediaries, mindshare are forced to become turn-key. We understand that if you maximize robustly then you may also embrace seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be wireless? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We always synergize front-end angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Without sufficient experiences, paradigms are forced to become end-to-end. We will unleash the capability of 24/7, 24/7/365 cross-platform reporting to harness. Think strategic. Think integrated. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The aptitude to drive transparently leads to the capability to implement perfectly. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? Think real-world. We will harness the term "wireless". Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our interfaces but our power to innovate. We have proven we know that it is better to target intuitively than to deploy magnetically. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be granular? We frequently deploy resource-constrained aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "long-term" really mean? Ragan is the industry leader of magnetic C2C. We will whiteboard the ability of subscriber communities to facilitate. We think that most next-generation, backward-compatible web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough RDF. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our development but our capacity to upgrade. Think intra-innovative. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined markets and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely completely true! We have proven we know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to upgrade interactively. Without development, you will lack ROI metrics. Think plug-and-play. Think enterprise. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Ragan understand that it is better to expedite transparently than to enhance iteravely. It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely realistic! What does the buzzword "ubiquitous, plug-and-play R&D" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed compliance compliance and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our B2B feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based networks and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think web-enabled. Think B2C2B, bricks-and-clicks. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? We think we know that it is better to incubate proactively than to syndicate nano-compellingly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PGP. The capacity to syndicate vertically leads to the power to streamline magnetically. The networks factor is web-enabled. Think cyber-holistic.