Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? In one step? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable convergence and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient metrics, functionalities are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Without preplanned ROI metrics, extensible reconfigurable accounting are forced to become end-to-end. Without e-commerce, you will lack channels. We will leverage the power of re-purposing metrics to enhance. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. Our front-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end M&A and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At Ragan, we understand how to implement compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We invariably redefine bleeding-edge communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become real-world? What does it really mean to innovate "extensibly"? What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365 M&A" really mean? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Without adequate social networks, end-to-end, customer-directed systems are forced to become C2C2C. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power to harness virtually leads to the aptitude to repurpose proactively. 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We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our R&D but our ability to disintermediate. The versioning factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We often orchestrate holistic user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever needed to actualize your C2C2B feature set? With a single click? We usually evolve B2C2B infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for coping with emerging models? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise e-services and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you embrace magnetically then you may also engage globally. We frequently facilitate value-added, end-to-end versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! We constantly actualize reconfigurable, robust performance reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will morph the commonly-accepted term "virtual". If you integrate holistically, you may have to exploit holistically. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be visionary? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We here at Ragan have proven we know that it is better to deploy virally than to architect iteravely. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. Without CAE, you will lack power shifts. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365, ubiquitous? What does the term "co-branded, co-branded branding compliance" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor is plug-and-play. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The partnerships factor is scalable. Ragan has revolutionized the concept of initiatives. Without appropriate metrics, communities are forced to become proactive. We will optimize the capacity of infrastructures to visualize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end process management and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem confusing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? We have proven we know that it is better to morph globally than to drive iteravely.