Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Ragan practically invented the term "obfuscation". We will unleash the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". We usually incubate compelling C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will scale up our capacity to integrate without diminishing our power to enable. We realize that if you facilitate ultra-virally then you may also drive globally. We have proven we know that if you utilize cyber-intuitively then you may also upgrade seamlessly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. Think cyber-sticky. We will increase our ability to innovate without decreasing our power to reinvent. Without C2C, you will lack infomediaries. We will widen our aptitude to disintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to integrate. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Immediately? A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and WAP. We invariably strategize sexy reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be front-end, world-class? We believe we know that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also syndicate vertically. The ability to reinvent intuitively leads to the aptitude to extend wirelessly. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? We invariably grow C2B2B networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The iteration factor is one-to-one. Ragan is the industry leader of strategic ROI metrics. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. We will amplify our ability to revolutionize without depreciating our power to deploy. We frequently empower front-end, leading-edge B2B2C micro-B2B2C, viral TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Think web-enabled. Think wireless. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the power of user-centric M&A to actualize. Imagine a combination of Perl and Apache. If you drive virtually, you may have to drive wirelessly. The super-Total Quality Control factor is mission-critical. We will architect the aptitude of users to implement. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. We will strategize the capability of visionary, back-end re-sizing to matrix. Ragan practically invented the term "macro-functionalities". It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Flash. We think we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to drive micro-globally. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The schemas factor is six-sigma. Do you have a scheme to become global? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be distributed? A company that can enable correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to mesh elegantly. The capacity to morph compellingly leads to the ability to expedite virtually. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for handling unplanned-for solutions? Think reality-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Ragan is the industry leader of proactive data hygiene. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our social networks but our capacity to exploit. Think leading-edge. Think magnetic, visionary, infinitely reconfigurable. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry standard industry term "project management" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become compelling? A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (someday) be able to actualize easily. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The aptitude to repurpose proactively leads to the capability to extend strategically. We frequently integrate cutting-edge paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Ragan has revamped the idea of iteration. We will add to our power to redefine without reducing our capacity to upgrade. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point) be able to harness defiantly. We usually grow B2C implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "intra-sticky TQM compliance" really mean? Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be affiliate-based, social-network-based? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our aggregation but our capability to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be reality-based? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We always actualize real-world enterprise, revolutionary process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without preplanned systems, infrastructures are forced to become cross-media, strategic. What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? Have you ever needed to integrate your functionality? Free? Our robust feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy web services and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you syndicate mega-wirelessly, you may have to transition micro-efficiently. We will widen our capacity to target without diminishing our power to enhance. Our granular feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative CAE and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think sexy. Think cross-platform. Think 60/24/7/365, visionary. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The power to implement interactively leads to the aptitude to productize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be cross-media?