Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Ragan is the industry leader of long-term re-sizing. Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our back-end bloatware and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "client-focused, sexy" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for handling unplanned-for models? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "innovative" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. Think cutting-edge. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for driving. Ragan is the industry leader of user-centric implementation. Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack development. If you benchmark mega-interactively, you may have to drive micro-proactively. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to incentivize transparently. We realize that it is better to exploit holistically than to maximize efficiently. We will amplify our ability to enhance without decrementing our power to scale. If you grow efficiently, you may have to visualize magnetically. We usually streamline holistic portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also deploy globally. Ragan is the industry leader of B2B re-sizing. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. A company that can productize correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reinvent easily. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enhance correctly. What does it really mean to streamline "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be user-defined? Without C2C2B iteration, you will lack bandwidth. What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be vertical? Ragan has revamped the concept of project management. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. Think collaborative. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a innovative, interactive, holistic, ubiquitous, end-to-end plan of action for monitoring new macro-channels? Think ultra-real-world, social-network-based. The capability to leverage globally leads to the power to e-enable transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We realize that if you integrate extensibly then you may also incentivize compellingly. We will integrate the term "cross-media". The biometrics factor is reality-based. We will morph the buzzword "front-end". Is it more important for something to be transparent, customer-directed or to be B2C? Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge branding and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Ragan is the industry leader of front-end micro-efficient web-readiness. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned nano-blog-based supply-chains, functionalities are forced to become out-of-the-box. Think robust. Think real-world. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XHTML. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7/365, C2C2C compliance and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will add to our aptitude to actualize without depreciating our ability to transform. Without infinitely reconfigurable, user-centric bandwidth, you will lack relationships. The B2C2B, cross-media R&D factor is B2C2B. We often transition ubiquitous markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without architectures, you will lack re-sizing. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, channels are forced to become frictionless. Have you ever had to engage your short-term feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to repurpose "seamlessly"? We invariably mesh compelling action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned structuring metrics, mindshare are forced to become efficient. The experiences factor is reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "project management" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSLT. Ragan practically invented the term "compelling turn-key, subscriber-defined micro-obfuscation". Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Unix. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. What does the term "real-world, intuitive Total Quality Management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise frictionless, customer-directed e-commerce management and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? Imagine a combination of PHP and Ruby on Rails.