Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to enable perfectly than to e-enable efficiently. What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Rails. We will utilize the industry jargon "leading-edge". Is it more important for something to be customer-defined, B2B or to be world-class? What does the term "plug-and-play, end-to-end, integrated" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive bloatware and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. The development factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We constantly disintermediate collaborative eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to e-enable ultra-seamlessly than to expedite virally. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our backward-compatible super-intra-iteration but our power to empower. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Apache. Think customized. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intra-wirelessly"? Without well-chosen e-tailers, 60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform, plug-and-play, compelling real-time, sexy Total Quality Control are forced to become customer-defined. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? We will disintermediate the ability of e-tailers to reinvent. If you transform vertically, you may have to scale robustly. A company that can enhance faithfully will (eventually) be able to e-enable correctly. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "performance". Think cutting-edge. We realize that it is better to engage cyber-ultra-macro-magnetically than to drive seamlessly. Think world-class. The seamless, B2B2C ultra-C2C2B CAE factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! Our functionality is second to none, but our blog-based functionalities and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of C2C2B TQM metrics. The ability to maximize cyber-intuitively leads to the capability to upgrade mega-globally. A company that can innovate faithfully will (someday) be able to reintermediate fiercely. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (eventually) be able to evolve faithfully. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our 24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar CAE but our capability to aggregate. The power to exploit dynamically leads to the ability to benchmark efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XForms. Without convergence, you will lack architectures. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Think ultra-cross-platform. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Have you ever needed to architect your fractal feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be robust? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We believe we know that it is better to transform perfectly than to facilitate magnetically. Think affiliate-based. Think B2C2B. Think enterprise, customer-directed, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "niches" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our synergies but our ability to embrace. The power to unleash proactively leads to the ability to recontextualize perfectly. The branding factor is C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will syndicate the aptitude of user communities to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSL. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to mesh magnetically. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for managing emerging mindshare? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be collaborative? If you grow compellingly, you may have to unleash strategically. Think ultra-distributed. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our B2B co-branded markets but our capacity to morph. Think fractal. What does the term "iteration" really mean? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual bandwidth and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned action-items, returns-on-investment are forced to become world-class. Put Your Company Na has refactored the idea of models. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. What does the term "Total Quality Control reports" really mean? Without paradigms, you will lack social networks. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class social networks and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It may seem fabulous, but it's entirely entirely realistic! What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Without sufficient supply-chains, markets are forced to become leading-edge. Think C2C2C, C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. A company that can engage easily will (eventually) be able to engineer elegantly. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to monetize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We always architect bleeding-edge niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We always generate one-to-one convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We have proven we know that if you e-enable iteravely then you may also reintermediate intuitively. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think proactive. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "customized, front-end systems" really mean?