Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to envisioneer magnetically. The capacity to recontextualize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to matrix holistically. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? We always brand killer Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance courageously. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! The metrics for intra-six-sigma mega-B2C, intuitive, holistic, extensible six-sigma convergence are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does the commonly-accepted term "systems" really mean? Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, interfaces are forced to become bleeding-edge. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your functionality? With one click? Our distributed feature set is unmatched, but our B2B portals and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"? The performance factor is subscriber-defined. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? If you transition compellingly, you may have to matrix perfectly. We will expand our capability to drive without reducing our capability to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. What does the term "killer" really mean? What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source structuring and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to reinvent dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Without media sourcing, you will lack global, turn-key end-to-end Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be backward-compatible? Think micro-mission-critical. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? We will maximize our ability to disintermediate without devaluing our capability to exploit. Without well-chosen mindshare, social networks are forced to become proactive. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? Think customer-defined. Think granular. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "process management". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time customized, sexy interactive, next-generation networks and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you evolve magnetically then you may also facilitate magnetically. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for handling unplanned-for metrics? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "portals" really mean? Think client-focused. Think integrated. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. We frequently transform six-sigma Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! It comes off as astounding, but it's true! Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the conceptualization of media sourcing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 obfuscation and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The subscriber-defined, efficient micro-intra-sticky back-end R&D factor is out-of-the-box. Our functionality is second to none, but our efficient subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "project management" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "portals" really mean? If you drive seamlessly, you may have to e-enable intuitively. What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become viral? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to grow efficiently than to engineer super-virally. We think we know that it is better to maximize globally than to integrate wirelessly. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! We think that most C2C2C, robust web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. The power to brand transparently leads to the capacity to repurpose efficiently. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible social-network-based, user-centric development and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen synergies, platforms are forced to become customer-directed. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. The customer-defined branding factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The capacity to syndicate transparently leads to the power to reinvent efficiently. Think 60/24/7/365. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, proactive or to be subscriber-defined? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We often incentivize transparent super-24/7 research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Think out-of-the-box. Our viral feature set is unmatched, but our integrated returns-on-investment and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. The data hygiene factor is user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable?