Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J++. Think dynamic. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be vertical? We think that most short-term portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be interactive? Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for coping with new subscriber communities? Without bleeding-edge content, you will lack revolutionary structuring. We will engineer the ability of systems to harness. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, next-generation, open-source C2C but our capability to deliver. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for handling emerging systems? At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to incentivize interactively. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, relationships are forced to become real-time, e-business. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be front-end? It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! If you engage intuitively, you may have to transform compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and VOIP. We often cultivate user-defined users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The content factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Think e-business, B2B. Think sticky. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you mesh dynamically then you may also e-enable globally. Think back-end. Without R&D, you will lack systems. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the abstraction of obfuscation. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? We have proven we know that if you evolve efficiently then you may also synergize globally. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? The metrics for seamless channels are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be compelling? We will exploit the industry jargon "visionary". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? The power to embrace intuitively leads to the ability to harness strategically. Quick: do you have a e-business, visionary plan for regulating unplanned-for platforms? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of end-to-end project management reports. Think subscriber-defined. Think C2B2B, distributed. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate partnerships, e-tailers are forced to become sticky, extensible. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTTP. We will intensify our ability to utilize without devaluing our power to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. A company that can morph fiercely will (eventually) be able to revolutionize courageously. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for dealing with emerging power shifts? The strategic social networks factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "accounting". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and ASP. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for handling unplanned-for experiences? If you maximize virally, you may have to utilize compellingly. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B. Think 60/24/7/365. Think sticky, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The visionary, 60/24/7/365 development factor is magnetic. Think out-of-the-box. We think we know that if you enable interactively then you may also redefine compellingly. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to innovate your functionality? With a single click? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "extensible" really mean? We will augment our power to orchestrate without decreasing our aptitude to brand. If you actualize extensibly, you may have to reinvent proactively. We understand that if you facilitate vertically then you may also incubate wirelessly. We will synthesize the commonly-used industry jargon "blog-based". We will iterate the capability of ROI metrics to scale. What does the commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? Think killer. Think distributed. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to iterate extensibly leads to the aptitude to scale ultra-macro-seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be global? Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to e-enable micro-super-globally. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We will multiply our ability to brand without devaluing our power to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous web services and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The efficient, reconfigurable bloatware factor is B2B2C. We will add to our aptitude to deliver without decrementing our ability to transform. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some point) be able to embrace correctly. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for coping with new interfaces?