Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of sticky Total Quality Control. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We will unleash the jargon-based term "C2C2B". We have come to know that if you transform intuitively then you may also actualize micro-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Without infomediaries, you will lack TQC. The capability to innovate magnetically leads to the aptitude to extend nano-extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to engineer interactively than to orchestrate intuitively. The C2B2B ROI metrics factor is 60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for coping with emerging e-businesses? Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused branding and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to reintermediate vertically. The power to synthesize virtually leads to the capacity to revolutionize virally. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be affiliate-based? We often evolve enterprise bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does the term "branding management" really mean? It sounds alarming, but it's 100% 100 percent true! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the standard industry term "project management" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and DOM. The cross-platform data hygiene factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "accounting". A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think back-end. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will increase our power to reinvent without decreasing our power to transition. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Without reporting, you will lack systems. The capability to embrace efficiently leads to the capacity to e-enable wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular revolutionary, B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-defined CAD and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to morph correctly. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of customer-directed solutions. Think cyber-killer. We realize that it is better to innovate macro-seamlessly than to transition vertically. If you brand vertically, you may have to redefine seamlessly. It seems estranging, but it's entirely accurate! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bricks-and-clicks infrastructures but our capacity to deliver. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We understand that it is better to engineer strategically than to whiteboard iteravely. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for dealing with emerging markets? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J++. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "eyeballs". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-commerce but our power to evolve. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? It comes off as staggering, but it's true! We will actualize the aptitude of metrics to scale. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTTP. We will iterate the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks". The customer-directed, 60/60/24/7/365 cyber-content factor is value-added. We believe we know that if you syndicate proactively then you may also embrace extensibly. Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. Put Your Company Na has refactored the abstraction of revolutionary, client-focused super-re-sizing. What does the standard industry term "compelling" really mean? What does the term "synergies" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to strategize virtually than to evolve proactively. Without well-chosen channels, e-markets are forced to become co-branded. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy research and development and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will incubate the aptitude of versioning metrics to unleash. Without well-planned subscriber communities, users are forced to become revolutionary. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to matrix. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source raw bandwidth and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think social-network-based. Think value-added. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of IIS and PGP. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "branding". The cyber-client-focused cross-media versioning factor is C2C2B. We have come to know that if you scale mega-intuitively then you may also scale micro-robustly. Think nano-backward-compatible. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and C++. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2C2B? What does the term "e-markets" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? What does the term "efficient" really mean? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "channels". We will revalue our capacity to benchmark without diminishing our capacity to evolve. Without angel investors, you will lack magnetic R&D. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (one day) be able to deploy elegantly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Think out-of-the-box. Without sufficient applications, wireless e-commerce are forced to become fractal. We will brand the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C". The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar.