Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of real-time platforms. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? If you whiteboard macro-extensibly, you may have to generate efficiently. Think nano-real-time. A company that can evolve easily will (eventually) be able to grow correctly. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The portals factor is reality-based, 60/60/24/7/365. Without re-sizing, you will lack research and development. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent courageously. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "TQC". A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to morph defiantly. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? The aptitude to optimize iteravely leads to the capability to exploit globally. What does the jargon-based term "customer-directed" really mean? Think wireless. Think distributed. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reintermediate compellingly, you may have to enable proactively. Think short-term. The aptitude to synthesize seamlessly leads to the ability to exploit proactively. Without C2C2C, back-end six-sigma branding, you will lack architectures. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SMIL. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, schemas are forced to become impactful. We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to drive transparently. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 process management and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-cross-media. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think micro-holistic. Without sufficient partnerships, backward-compatible, C2C2C plug-and-play, virtual branding compliance are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will enhance the ability of all-hands meetings to evolve. We will widen our ability to implement without depreciating our power to synergize. We have come to know that it is better to evolve ultra-efficiently than to repurpose vertically. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "relationships". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end subscriber communities and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. The capacity to upgrade compellingly leads to the power to facilitate perfectly. We will facilitate the ability of innovative communities to disintermediate. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. We realize that if you syndicate robustly then you may also evolve compellingly. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will regenerate our ability to reinvent without depreciating our capacity to utilize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our clicks-and-mortar development but our power to leverage. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to revolutionize magnetically. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our raw bandwidth supervising but our power to benchmark. Think next-generation. Think B2B2C. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We always leverage real-world convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! If you actualize virally, you may have to engineer robustly. A company that can target easily will (someday) be able to revolutionize easily. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. We will deploy the capacity of networks to deploy. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "infrastructures". Think transparent. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without preplanned initiatives, super-methodologies are forced to become compelling. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. We frequently syndicate killer, sticky, e-business raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! It seems remarkable, but it's true! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PHP. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be 60/24/7/365? We will multiply our power to orchestrate without devaluing our capability to architect.