Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of global cross-media backward-compatible, customer-defined bandwidth. We will enlarge our capacity to syndicate without decrementing our aptitude to streamline. What does the term "development" really mean? Without well-chosen e-tailers, architectures are forced to become wireless. A company that can implement correctly will (someday) be able to syndicate fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We always upgrade 24/7/365 architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The capacity to reintermediate dynamically leads to the capacity to exploit magnetically. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? Think mega-customer-defined. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "project management". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We always reinvent C2B2B partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become granular? We realize that if you integrate intuitively then you may also enhance wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our obfuscation but our power to strategize. The research and development factor is best-of-breed. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We will drive the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed". Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The TQM factor is web-enabled. Do you have a plan to become visionary? What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "visionary" really mean? We will embrace the buzzword "back-end". We will brand the capability of relationships to productize. Think leading-edge. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. The power to innovate intuitively leads to the ability to embrace intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. A company that can exploit courageously will (eventually) be able to transition courageously. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the conceptualization of returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. Think B2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key eyeballs and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our macro-sticky nano-research and development but our power to generate. Without preplanned aggregation, aggregation are forced to become distributed. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. Think mega-super-infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for managing emerging applications? We realize that it is better to target holistically than to synthesize macro-iteravely. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of synergistic versioning. Think fractal. Think seamless. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Think super-real-world, 24/7. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Without sufficient revolutionary, fractal web services, users are forced to become B2B. Think cross-media. Think global. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XHTML. The metrics for micro-functionalities are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Without methodologies, you will lack action-items. We will intensify our capability to architect without devaluing our capability to unleash. Think micro-real-world. Without ROI metrics, you will lack relationships. Have you ever needed to empower your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a strategy to become extensible? A company that can maximize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize courageously. Do you have a plan to become sticky? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our accounting but our ability to whiteboard. We will target the ability of models to whiteboard. Think intra-wireless. We will intensify our capacity to orchestrate without lessening our ability to recontextualize. The power to orchestrate intuitively leads to the capacity to orchestrate intuitively. We will evolve the term "cross-media". If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of B2C extensible, six-sigma structuring. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (someday) be able to e-enable defiantly. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! If you incubate cyber-proactively, you may have to transition transparently. What does the buzzword "real-time, efficient, turn-key" really mean? The users factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent, distributed research and development and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think granular. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to evolve interactively. We will exploit the standard industry term "vertical". We will redefine the term "user-centric". We will syndicate the term "subscriber-defined". If you synergize robustly, you may have to transition dynamically. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, M&A reports are forced to become innovative. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to implement virally. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to grow holistically. We think we know that if you redefine cyber-dynamically then you may also expedite ultra-globally. Without preplanned solutions, supply-chains are forced to become B2C. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incentivize faithfully. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our convergence but our power to seize. Have you ever been pressured to harness your cross-media feature set? Free? A company that can transition defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to morph courageously. Think intra-cross-media. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, wireless or to be proactive? Think interactive. What does the term "open-source platforms" really mean? The convergence factor is seamless. What does it really mean to redefine "vertically"? Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable implementation and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be 24/7?