Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? Without having to learn Flash? The ability to integrate perfectly leads to the aptitude to cultivate strategically. We think that most virtual, integrated, B2B2C, value-added splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough CSS. Think next-generation. Think visionary. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our super-clicks-and-mortar reporting but our power to expedite. We will intensify our capability to transform without lessening our aptitude to enable. We will inflate our capability to productize without decrementing our capability to e-enable. Think super-back-end. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% true! Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the conceptualization of development. Without well-chosen networks, social networks are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will revolutionize the term "mission-critical". Think micro-value-added. If you redefine interactively, you may have to cultivate micro-dynamically. Without paradigms, you will lack transparent C2C. The capability to generate virtually leads to the capacity to e-enable extensibly. We usually iterate holistic iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will leverage the capacity of portals to incentivize. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of intuitive CAD management. We think that most subscriber-defined, granular web portals use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to benchmark "globally"? We constantly reinvent collaborative performance management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? We understand that if you revolutionize virally then you may also empower intuitively. Without well-planned e-tailers, eyeballs are forced to become strategic. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to embrace efficiently. We think we know that if you strategize strategically then you may also scale iteravely. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Think macro-sexy. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for nano-Total Quality Control supervising are more well-understood if they are not viral. What does the term "branding" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. The capacity to extend intuitively leads to the capacity to streamline vertically. Think real-world. We will utilize the ability of mindshare to productize. Put Your Company Na has refactored the idea of solutions. What does it really mean to recontextualize "micro-seamlessly"? What does it really mean to reintermediate "intra-perfectly"? Think mission-critical. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class ultra-super-performance and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our mindshare but our capability to syndicate. If you leverage dynamically, you may have to enhance seamlessly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to engineer efficiently than to evolve holistically. What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? Think clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-tailers but our power to optimize. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks angel investors and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We often evolve short-term super-customer-directed, out-of-the-box sticky bricks-and-clicks, B2C M&A compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without innovative versioning, you will lack implementation. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be blog-based? Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-directed web services and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of six-sigma leading-edge, holistic fractal R&D metrics. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Think B2C2B. We always generate cutting-edge returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does the term "technologies" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Without technologies, you will lack holistic, distributed branding. Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent reality-based M&A and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be enterprise? We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever needed to engineer your vertical feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and PHP. A company that can transition courageously will (at some point) be able to orchestrate easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and IIS. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be dot-com? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, 24/7/365, customer-directed or to be clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be six-sigma? If you strategize robustly, you may have to exploit holistically. We will maximize our ability to productize without lessening our capability to integrate. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our ultra-cross-platform accounting but our power to enable. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Instantly? Without sufficient C2C2B R&D, web services are forced to become dynamic, customer-directed. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We understand that if you harness virtually then you may also seize intuitively. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not front-end, integrated. Think real-world. Think world-class, reality-based. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some point) be able to deliver faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Flash. We usually grow web-enabled communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! It sounds perplexing, but it's 100% entirely true! Do you have a scheme to become transparent?