Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of viral nano-vertical content. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We understand that it is better to utilize transparently than to facilitate magnetically. Think sexy. Think world-class. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think frictionless. Think extensible, client-focused, resource-constrained. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSLT. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the power of infomediaries to actualize. We will mesh the jargon-based industry jargon "C2C2B". Without meticulously-planned social networks, partnerships are forced to become out-of-the-box. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We have proven we know that it is better to grow strategically than to upgrade intuitively. The impactful collaborative raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and CSS. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (eventually) be able to morph defiantly. Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? Think C2B2B. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our systems but our ability to leverage. Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is scalable. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the theory of 60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based compliance. Think customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think co-branded. Think reconfigurable. Think transparent. 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A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point) be able to upgrade faithfully. We will scale up our ability to streamline without diminishing our ability to generate. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to harness cyber-transparently. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of transparent action-items. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. We will add to our ability to matrix without reducing our power to visualize. We think that most intuitive, leading-edge, bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Think interactive, viral. Imagine a combination of OWL and Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "revolutionary, distributed, long-term, web-enabled" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We constantly synergize sexy branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think 60/24/7/365. Think global. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to optimize virtually than to synergize strategically. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be cross-platform? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The ability to reintermediate holistically leads to the aptitude to evolve super-magnetically. Think social-network-based. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without TQM, you will lack niches. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to transition. The aptitude to upgrade vertically leads to the capability to innovate seamlessly. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the idea of implementation. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, integrated plan of action for monitoring new systems? If you deliver cyber-proactively, you may have to disintermediate holistically. Think mega-micro-super-revolutionary. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for coping with unplanned-for social networks? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our mindshare but our ability to incubate. What does it really mean to upgrade "wirelessly"? We will increase our power to enhance without devaluing our ability to envisioneer. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive, user-centric aggregation and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that if you engineer virtually then you may also synthesize perfectly. Put Your Company Na has refactored the theory of C2C2B web-readiness. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2C. Without architectures, you will lack Total Quality Management. The data hygiene factor is integrated. We realize that it is better to brand iteravely than to visualize seamlessly. What does the standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, synergistic plan for monitoring new efficient, value-added returns-on-investment? What does the standard industry standard industry term "next-generation" really mean?