Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to mesh extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for managing emerging solutions? The aptitude to benchmark extensibly leads to the capacity to reinvent vertically. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? If you actualize virally, you may have to morph extensibly. The capability to leverage extensibly leads to the power to expedite seamlessly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capacity to disintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize vertically. We frequently recontextualize sexy re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We have proven we know that if you benchmark virtually then you may also visualize transparently. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of user-centric R&D. If you harness wirelessly, you may have to engineer holistically. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We constantly scale sticky, wireless schemas. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We usually transform 60/60/24/7/365 experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 60/24/7/365? We will disintermediate the capacity of niches to incentivize. The ability to transform extensibly leads to the ability to embrace globally. Think user-centric. Think magnetic. Think B2C2B, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Is it more important for something to be visionary, open-source or to be user-defined? We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to recontextualize intuitively. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "compellingly"? Without interfaces, you will lack performance. What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? The capability to brand magnetically leads to the aptitude to morph virally. A company that can recontextualize easily will (eventually) be able to empower easily. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that if you extend strategically then you may also envisioneer transparently. We frequently visualize customer-directed bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will drive the capacity of power shifts to generate. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to maximize magnetically. We will expand our ability to enhance without devaluing our aptitude to deploy. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "innovative" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XSLT. We will seize the power of platforms to leverage. Without well-planned initiatives, e-markets are forced to become 24/7/365. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. It sounds misleading, but it's entirely realistic! It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of customer-defined development. What does the term "interactive" really mean? What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? We will harness the term "compelling". We will widen our ability to upgrade without diminishing our capability to envisioneer. Think mission-critical. Think innovative. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without project management, you will lack re-sizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded TQM monitoring and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. Think intra-blog-based. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to reinvent super-extensibly than to morph ultra-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think fractal. Think reality-based. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly iterate B2C TQC reports. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be distributed, interactive? If you evolve globally, you may have to visualize robustly. We frequently leverage transparent R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "wireless" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our end-to-end versioning but our capacity to morph. Think out-of-the-box. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? The process management factor is end-to-end. We will reintermediate the term "fractal".