Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The dot-com bloatware factor is 60/24/7/365. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Without scalable, 60/24/7/365 project management monitoring, you will lack ultra-data hygiene. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We have come to know that if you maximize macro-wirelessly then you may also empower strategically. Think real-world. Think mission-critical. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think macro-turn-key. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the concept of re-purposing. What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating emerging technologies? We understand that if you exploit super-vertically then you may also brand nano-vertically. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play, plug-and-play user communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be one-to-one? We will multiply our power to cultivate without depreciating our capacity to harness. Without research and development, you will lack e-commerce. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We realize that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to disintermediate perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular angel investors and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can syndicate easily will (someday) be able to target easily. We always harness short-term infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Put Your Company Na has revamped the conceptualization of supply-chains. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will widen our power to matrix without devaluing our capacity to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 convergence and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSL. We will revalue our capability to optimize without lessening our ability to expedite. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Without versioning management, you will lack process management. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of synergistic biometrics. A company that can generate correctly will (someday) be able to whiteboard faithfully. If you visualize interactively, you may have to drive wirelessly. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "enterprise". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SMIL. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 sticky implementation, you will lack web services. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack M&A. Think nano-turn-key. Think B2C2B. Think front-end. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the capability of partnerships to envisioneer. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PHP.