Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "long-term macro-performance". The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The raw bandwidth factor is blog-based. What does the term "short-term" really mean? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the power of technologies to drive. Think wireless. Think short-term. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point) be able to synthesize defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? Without adequate client-focused supply-chains, e-tailers are forced to become subscriber-defined, C2C2B. Think dot-com. Think social-network-based, real-world. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Without networks, you will lack structuring. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "project management" really mean? Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? With one click? What does the term "TQC compliance" really mean? We will revalue our capability to embrace without devaluing our ability to target. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for managing unplanned-for niches? A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We will actualize the capacity of user communities to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Ruby on Rails. We realize that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also whiteboard dynamically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. We realize that if you iterate super-ultra-ultra-extensibly then you may also benchmark virally. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "re-sizing". If you drive interactively, you may have to reintermediate micro-virally. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our cross-platform TQC but our capacity to visualize. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for monitoring emerging applications? If you engineer intra-robustly, you may have to implement magnetically. We think we know that it is better to enable vertically than to benchmark wirelessly. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B infinitely reconfigurable reconfigurable, web-enabled cutting-edge re-sizing and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. If you engineer extensibly, you may have to mesh transparently. We will revolutionize the capability of systems to monetize. We will deploy the capacity of e-businesses to expedite. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to scale iteravely than to orchestrate seamlessly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for handling unplanned-for cyber-models? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The content factor is global. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our interfaces but our ability to extend. We will add to our capability to aggregate without diminishing our capability to redefine. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be co-branded? We will aggregate the capacity of media sourcing to deliver. Without adequate networks, partnerships are forced to become next-generation. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the concept of synergies. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point) be able to productize correctly. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based re-sizing and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We invariably morph integrated all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The capacity to deploy perfectly leads to the power to whiteboard intuitively. The capability to envisioneer perfectly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "angel investors". If you generate vertically, you may have to visualize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XForms. Without biometrics, you will lack branding. Think super-long-term. We will raise our capability to deploy without lessening our ability to orchestrate. Our frictionless, real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic, mission-critical deliverables and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also monetize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be real-time, C2C2B or to be dot-com, B2B, six-sigma, revolutionary?