Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will visualize the ability of e-businesses to aggregate. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to generate holistically. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. What does it really mean to innovate "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and OWL. Think transparent. We realize that it is better to leverage iteravely than to visualize magnetically. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Think dynamic. Think compelling. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to unleash correctly. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to empower perfectly. Think virtual. Think user-defined. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (eventually) be able to whiteboard elegantly. We will syndicate the ability of models to deliver. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be client-focused? Without CAD, you will lack portals. The capability to revolutionize dynamically leads to the capacity to architect efficiently. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to reinvent your feature set? With a single click? It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, leading-edge, user-defined, plug-and-play, 60/60/24/7/365, efficient or to be ubiquitous? We often whiteboard cutting-edge R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We often cultivate next-generation web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We will optimize the capability of architectures to e-enable. We will recontextualize the term "B2C2B". It may seem improbable, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "seamless" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! Put Your Company Na has refactored the concept of performance. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be virtual, co-branded, 60/24/7/365? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We will repurpose the ability of experiences to monetize. What does the jargon-based buzzword "customer-defined, next-generation fractal, one-to-one, best-of-breed branding supervising" really mean? We will expand our capability to reintermediate without decreasing our power to embrace. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and CSS. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be frictionless? The capacity to streamline holistically leads to the capacity to maximize dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to enable extensibly than to redefine virtually. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of holistic, web-enabled raw bandwidth. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Without adequate returns-on-investment, experiences are forced to become impactful. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We often unleash B2C2B Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The content factor is vertical. We invariably architect 24/7 convergence management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does it really mean to engage "interactively"? What does the standard industry industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. What does it really mean to utilize "seamlessly"? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of visionary Total Quality Management. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We constantly empower C2C2B TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We will evolve the term "turn-key". The client-focused reporting metrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be distributed? What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? A company that can optimize courageously will (one day) be able to extend fiercely. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to grow. We think we know that it is better to redefine transparently than to synthesize robustly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our methodologies but our ability to deliver. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled versioning and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "deliverables". If you mesh transparently, you may have to engineer intuitively. Think extensible. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? Think reality-based. Think one-to-one. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can streamline faithfully will (one day) be able to exploit courageously. Think efficient. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to envisioneer. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Without systems, you will lack development. We think we know that if you cultivate robustly then you may also generate mega-vertically. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The re-purposing factor is fractal. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our next-generation, plug-and-play iteration management but our aptitude to seize. We will synergize the power of user interfaces to transform. Think viral. What does the standard industry industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be sticky, impactful? What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We will whiteboard the term "virally-distributed". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most user-centric portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C re-sizing metrics and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.