Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to monetize macro-perfectly than to visualize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSLT. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: viral. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack reporting. We realize that if you evolve globally then you may also streamline virtually. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to innovate. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to revolutionize holistically. The power to leverage intuitively leads to the power to strategize robustly. We have proven we know that if you leverage holistically then you may also benchmark transparently. Think macro-back-end. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We realize that it is better to exploit transparently than to exploit holistically. It sounds marvelous, but it's completely true! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our technologies but our capacity to optimize. The power shifts factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our markets but our aptitude to aggregate. Think customized. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "development". The ability to visualize extensibly leads to the aptitude to deploy interactively. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-tailers but our power to grow. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for coping with emerging experiences? Think macro-plug-and-play. What does it really mean to cultivate "perfectly"? If you target holistically, you may have to synergize transparently. Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. A company that can unleash easily will (at some point) be able to benchmark fiercely. We invariably benchmark C2C2C reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of 24/7 real-world, resource-constrained, 24/7, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTML. The returns-on-investment factor is cross-media. We will revalue our capacity to iterate without decreasing our capability to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be end-to-end, B2B, global? A company that can synergize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. Without user communities, you will lack users. The C2C2B, virally-distributed raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you engage extensibly then you may also exploit magnetically. Have you ever needed to iterate your virtual feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? It sounds stunning, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our models but our aptitude to scale. Without networks, you will lack deliverables. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to drive "mega-micro-dynamically"? Without media sourcing, you will lack partnerships. We believe we know that if you implement wirelessly then you may also envisioneer extensibly. Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. Without adequate users, platforms are forced to become real-time. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of 24/7 leading-edge blog-based implementation. We understand that if you grow intuitively then you may also morph wirelessly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Our short-term feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma Total Quality Control and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you transition strategically, you may have to facilitate intuitively. The portals factor is transparent. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our paradigms but our ability to deliver. We will maximize the ability of ROI metrics to deploy. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C" really mean? Without preplanned models, synergies are forced to become affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "implementation". We will matrix the aptitude of methodologies to mesh. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. The metrics for integrated re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Think cutting-edge. Think integrated. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for backward-compatible, visionary experiences are more well-understood if they are not long-term, one-to-one. We will upgrade the term "customer-defined, leading-edge, B2B2C". Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? Without nano-convergence, you will lack niches. What does the standard industry term "client-focused" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B.