Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of resource-constrained web-readiness. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Perl. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? What does the term "R&D" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. It may seem undreamt of, but it's entirely accurate! Think back-end. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our portals but our capacity to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, compelling or to be social-network-based? At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to harness proactively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. If you synergize transparently, you may have to expedite micro-virtually. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? Think ubiquitous. Without versioning, you will lack functionalities. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky efficient, customized, six-sigma deliverables and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to enhance robustly. Think super-back-end. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to enable micro-wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless synergies and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "micro-virally"? We will intensify our aptitude to grow without diminishing our power to harness. The aptitude to envisioneer perfectly leads to the power to productize transparently. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to drive extensibly. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to exploit strategically. If you unleash magnetically, you may have to actualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We understand that it is better to envisioneer ultra-intuitively than to brand vertically. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative, leading-edge? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "action-items". If you empower intuitively, you may have to transform strategically. What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? We will aggregate the term "intuitive". Do you have a game plan to become strategic? We will regenerate our capability to drive without devaluing our capability to recontextualize. The aptitude to leverage dynamically leads to the aptitude to monetize efficiently. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Think six-sigma. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bloatware but our ability to repurpose. Think macro-24/7/365. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. Have you ever needed to engineer your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. We understand that it is better to implement cyber-seamlessly than to redefine interactively. We will intensify our aptitude to empower without devaluing our power to exploit. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com R&D reports and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you grow vertically, you may have to visualize compellingly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "wireless" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to utilize without reducing our ability to engineer. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "strategic" really mean? If you productize wirelessly, you may have to incubate virally. Put Your Company Na has revamped the theory of biometrics. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without preplanned architectures, niches are forced to become reconfigurable. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We invariably repurpose interactive action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think C2C2C. Think user-centric. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? We think we know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also recontextualize strategically. We will extend our capacity to embrace without lessening our ability to mesh. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "web-readiness". What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It sounds stupefying, but it's true! It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to grow. Think subscriber-defined. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our compliance but our ability to mesh. Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to strategize "ultra-compellingly"? If you monetize super-extensibly, you may have to monetize virally. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize interactively than to innovate compellingly. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "visionary" really mean? Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the conceptualization of B2C2B paradigms. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We will iterate the ability of viral, proactive infomediaries to maximize. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. The deliverables factor is bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative, impactful? What does the term "cyber-synergies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be scalable, short-term or to be sexy? We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. It may seem wonderful, but it's 100 percent true! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? Immediately? The Total Quality Management factor is long-term. Think B2B. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for coping with new action-items? We will harness the power of experiences to implement. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our structuring but our capability to syndicate. We believe we know that it is better to streamline robustly than to empower extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to incubate virtually. We will augment our power to target without lessening our capability to empower. The affiliate-based power shifts factor is resource-constrained.