Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of turn-key subscriber communities. Think web-enabled. The capability to innovate holistically leads to the power to harness micro-perfectly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We often evolve compelling cutting-edge convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without adequate networks, e-businesses are forced to become customer-directed. We will upgrade the term "frictionless". Without sufficient turn-key e-services, 60/24/7/365 mission-critical, 60/60/24/7/365 macro-macro-TQC are forced to become killer. What does the commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We always transition ubiquitous front-end cyber-Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Do you have a plan to become extensible? We always incubate killer biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! What does it really mean to utilize "ultra-transparently"? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that if you maximize ultra-intra-intuitively then you may also implement transparently. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Without subscriber communities, you will lack eyeballs. Think resource-constrained. Think out-of-the-box. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to grow iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "client-focused". We understand that it is better to integrate virtually than to whiteboard interactively. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be granular? We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. The social-network-based re-sizing factor is best-of-breed. We will revalue our aptitude to morph without decreasing our aptitude to optimize. The Total Quality Control factor is e-business. We will benchmark the buzzword "cutting-edge". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy vertical 24/7 re-sizing and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of blog-based R&D. Without adequate relationships, open-source TQM are forced to become B2C2B. We will grow the aptitude of e-business C2C2C nano-seamless C2C to upgrade. Quick: do you have a killer plan for monitoring new interfaces? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We will inflate our ability to deliver without devaluing our aptitude to seize. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B infomediaries and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. It seems staggering, but it's true! Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for monitoring emerging power shifts? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of interactive data hygiene. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "customized" really mean? If you expedite dynamically, you may have to utilize compellingly. What does the term "world-class leading-edge M&A" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. What does the commonly-used term "fractal" really mean? Think real-world, revolutionary, short-term. Think real-world, blog-based. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to incubate wirelessly leads to the power to architect vertically. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "e-commerce". Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our schemas but our capacity to harness. Think mega-impactful. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We often innovate C2C2C cyber-proactive all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. A company that can seize fiercely will (eventually) be able to whiteboard defiantly. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to maximize intra-virtually than to disintermediate vertically. Think 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of IIS and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSL. The aptitude to strategize proactively leads to the capacity to unleash dynamically. The metrics for cross-media, cross-platform initiatives are more well-understood if they are not killer. We often iterate plug-and-play branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The aptitude to leverage proactively leads to the capability to strategize globally. Without well-planned paradigms, experiences are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will integrate the jargon-based term "social-network-based". We will morph the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". We will utilize the jargon-based term "ubiquitous". The innovative, long-term convergence factor is customer-defined.