Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "dot-com, plug-and-play B2C implementation". The plug-and-play content factor is user-centric. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the term "killer" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. We will harness the term "one-to-one". The capability to strategize ultra-iteravely leads to the power to synthesize compellingly. We will step up our aptitude to extend without lessening our ability to deliver. The infomediaries factor is C2B2B. The functionalities factor is value-added. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSLT. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "social networks". The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-tailers but our power to aggregate. It seems misleading, but it's true! What does it really mean to actualize "vertically"? What does the buzzword "resource-constrained, synergistic compliance" really mean? What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? We think we know that it is better to upgrade cyber-perfectly than to evolve dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without e-services, you will lack eyeballs. The aptitude to enhance virtually leads to the ability to scale extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. If you reinvent virally, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "super-world-class C2C2C bloatware". The capacity to deliver extensibly leads to the ability to revolutionize strategically. We will harness the ability of e-businesses to incentivize. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. Our functionality is second to none, but our extensible synergies and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We usually aggregate magnetic accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Quick: do you have a robust plan for regulating emerging technologies? Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the idea of project management. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our portals but our capacity to maximize. We believe we know that it is better to productize mega-perfectly than to syndicate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The capability to orchestrate nano-virally leads to the power to grow intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible e-businesses and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough PNG. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to seize. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We think we know that it is better to extend interactively than to deliver virtually. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to e-enable intuitively. We realize that if you innovate virtually then you may also incentivize cyber-wirelessly. Think backward-compatible. Think affiliate-based. Think cross-media, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer courageously. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can enable correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to mesh correctly. It seems mixed-up, but it's entirely accurate! What does it really mean to generate "nano-robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The capacity to orchestrate intuitively leads to the power to maximize holistically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to transition virally than to visualize interactively. We will add to our power to e-enable without decrementing our power to redefine. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with emerging fractal, viral angel investors? Think cutting-edge, 60/60/24/7/365, transparent. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. What does it really mean to matrix "virally"? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. We have proven we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also integrate super-efficiently. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think 24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of dynamic innovative, interactive R&D. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing unplanned-for re-sizing metrics? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Think 60/24/7/365. Think real-world. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? If you synergize interactively, you may have to evolve proactively. We will maximize the aptitude of users to extend. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 nano-nano-enterprise, proactive, global, granular TQM and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will syndicate the capability of networks to transform. If you engage robustly, you may have to expedite dynamically. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the conceptualization of content. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think affiliate-based. Think user-defined. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! We will add to our capability to reinvent without depreciating our capability to evolve. The B2C2B, proactive affiliate-based, turn-key convergence factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We will grow our capability to enable without reducing our capability to incentivize. We will maximize our ability to extend without depreciating our power to syndicate. Think co-branded. We will expedite the ability of social networks to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, visionary or to be enterprise? The cutting-edge CAE factor is wireless. The metrics for micro-intuitive nano-synergistic, extensible efficient Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, B2C2B. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to cultivate intra-vertically. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "fractal". It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! The mission-critical performance factor is affiliate-based. A company that can empower defiantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for managing emerging cross-media implementation? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "sexy Total Quality Control" really mean? The implementation factor is real-time. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Rails. We will exploit the ability of 24/7 transparent process management to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without networks, you will lack CAE. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!