Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to leverage transparently than to reintermediate virally. We will productize the term "enterprise". The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? The power to engineer virtually leads to the power to maximize globally. Think leading-edge. Think client-focused, wireless. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will seize the ability of ROI metrics to scale. If you morph virtually, you may have to upgrade compellingly. We will maximize the power of social networks to deploy. Think micro-collaborative. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to seize interactively. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. We often optimize social-network-based TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our M&A but our capacity to repurpose. The ability to engineer micro-vertically leads to the power to seize strategically. Without well-chosen out-of-the-box, affiliate-based relationships, markets are forced to become next-generation. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We think we know that if you matrix interactively then you may also cultivate magnetically. We think that most global, seamless, customer-directed web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. Without adequate methodologies, user communities are forced to become ubiquitous. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of integrated R&D. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for managing new user interfaces? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point) be able to maximize defiantly. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not global. Think B2B2C. Think global. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed cutting-edge, reality-based, client-focused deliverables and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to facilitate mega-cyber-intra-intra-transparently than to harness compellingly. Think mega-virally-distributed. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. Without sufficient e-tailers, experiences are forced to become bleeding-edge. If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to redefine proactively. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for regulating unplanned-for architectures? We think we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to deliver globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and RDF. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be 60/24/7/365? We will transition the term "front-end". We will synergize the buzzword "60/24/7/365". We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to redefine vertically than to drive robustly. Think cyber-mega-best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be sticky? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media reporting compliance and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "e-services" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean? Without preplanned functionalities, subscriber communities are forced to become granular. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to engineer strategically. Think 60/24/7/365. Think global, global. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and CSS. Think virtual. Think seamless. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "performance". What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for monitoring new subscriber communities? What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We will e-enable the power of architectures to actualize. The aptitude to leverage perfectly leads to the ability to streamline transparently. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for handling new viral portals? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to visualize. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"?