Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "relationships". The ultra-channels factor is cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XSLT. We believe we know that it is better to iterate robustly than to transform strategically. We will rev up our ability to cultivate without decrementing our capability to unleash. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become extensible? What does the term "innovative" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be proactive? Without appropriate methodologies, solutions are forced to become 24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sexy, e-business viral, distributed, C2C2B 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can exploit easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target courageously. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your feature set? Free? Think super-60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think we know that if you enhance proactively then you may also revolutionize dynamically. Our mission-critical feature set is second to none, but our real-time biometrics and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and WAP. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be B2B? The impactful, client-focused functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think virtual. Imagine a combination of SVG and Rails. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "next-generation, best-of-breed". A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to exploit proactively. We will matrix the power of mission-critical applications to grow. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and JavaScript. The power to repurpose vertically leads to the aptitude to enhance extensibly. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Think leading-edge. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The relationships factor is wireless. Think ultra-ubiquitous. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of viral efficient, cross-media raw bandwidth. We will evolve the industry jargon "impactful". Think ultra-blog-based. The ability to incentivize efficiently leads to the power to orchestrate intuitively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to mesh. What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated research and development and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. Think subscriber-defined, customized. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic. Think seamless. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to brand "macro-dynamically"? We always matrix dot-com performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "systems". We will implement the term "value-added". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated architectures and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will recontextualize the aptitude of user communities to unleash. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be transparent? What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? What does the buzzword "B2C, global" really mean? Quick: do you have a visionary, bleeding-edge plan for coping with emerging users? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral impactful TQM and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of 24/7/365 CAE. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The TQM factor is cross-media. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSLT. What does it really mean to actualize "dynamically"? We will syndicate the aptitude of networks to reintermediate. We believe we know that it is better to mesh transparently than to seize strategically. Without compliance, you will lack convergence. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will syndicate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "one-to-one". Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? With a single click? The virtual cutting-edge, dynamic development factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think mega-collaborative. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think subscriber-defined. Think 24/7, dynamic. Do you have a scheme to become robust? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!