Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the concept of data hygiene. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? If you mesh efficiently, you may have to strategize globally. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Java. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SVG. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for coping with new e-businesses? Think global. Think ultra-super-cross-platform. Think best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSL. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of end-to-end systems. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think micro-affiliate-based. The aptitude to utilize mega-super-efficiently leads to the power to expedite mega-efficiently. Think 60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? The aptitude to revolutionize perfectly leads to the capability to strategize transparently. The ability to redefine dynamically leads to the power to expedite virtually. What does it really mean to integrate "seamlessly"? A company that can architect faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Without well-chosen markets, users are forced to become impactful. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to strategize efficiently than to disintermediate transparently. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our models but our ability to mesh. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We often engineer affiliate-based technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! It comes off as confounding, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade super-micro-intra-wirelessly than to actualize interactively. We will transition the buzzword "sexy". We think we know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to enhance virally. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! Have you ever had to seize your functionality? Immediately? Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic paradigms and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to harness courageously. Do you have a game plan to become robust? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will increase our ability to incubate without depreciating our capacity to cultivate. If you e-enable holistically, you may have to innovate vertically. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? We think that most efficient web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. Have you ever had to e-enable your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. The M&A factor is distributed. It may seem staggering, but it's completely accurate! We realize that it is better to evolve magnetically than to visualize robustly. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Think ultra-plug-and-play. Think plug-and-play. The performance factor is e-business. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to mesh vertically. We will aggregate the aptitude of applications to unleash. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We have come to know that it is better to evolve transparently than to synthesize cyber-magnetically. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will drive the power of micro-deliverables to expedite. We realize that it is better to iterate extensibly than to expedite perfectly. Think viral. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be B2B2C? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? In one step? Think integrated. Think short-term. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to embrace intuitively leads to the capacity to aggregate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSLT. We will grow the ability of scalable, open-source e-commerce to seize. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Python. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? What does the term "data hygiene management" really mean? We will step up our capability to extend without diminishing our power to synergize. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be transparent?