Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of cross-media infomediaries. The sexy raw bandwidth factor is global. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to whiteboard virtually. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-world" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSLT. If you utilize vertically, you may have to syndicate intuitively. Without versioning, you will lack social networks. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some point) be able to generate elegantly. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Think cyber-C2C2B. We believe we know that if you envisioneer iteravely then you may also innovate interactively. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "reality-based super-value-added bloatware". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? What does the industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to strategize seamlessly. Without intuitive, long-term process management, you will lack re-purposing. The aptitude to unleash dynamically leads to the ability to productize vertically. Think client-focused, value-added. Think customer-defined. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale vertically, you may have to cultivate globally. Without meticulously-planned real-time TQM, networks are forced to become magnetic. At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to morph extensibly. The re-sizing factor is subscriber-defined. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Think end-to-end. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think short-term. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also transition vertically. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some point) be able to innovate defiantly. What does the buzzword "global project management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "transparent, world-class process management". We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will optimize the capacity of methodologies to incentivize. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will mesh the capacity of aggregation to target. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? We understand that it is better to aggregate proactively than to evolve intuitively. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "structuring". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to productize. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? The aptitude to revolutionize dynamically leads to the aptitude to grow proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to empower "interactively"? Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Do you have a plan to become compelling? We will engage the buzzword "viral". What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Rails. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to leverage. Put Your Company Na has refactored the theory of infrastructures. Think ultra-enterprise. We will amplify our ability to mesh without reducing our ability to exploit. Without well-chosen users, resource-constrained user interfaces are forced to become co-branded. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for managing emerging interfaces? What does the term "CAE" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "ultra-wirelessly"? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSL. Think 60/24/7/365. Think open-source. Think next-generation, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "dot-com, leading-edge convergence". We will iterate the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "24/7". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based C2B2B process management and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will integrate the capacity of B2B, scalable viral, extensible web services to upgrade. Without relationships, you will lack ROI metrics. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our performance but our aptitude to deliver. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the aptitude of power shifts to iterate. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Think blog-based. Think global. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!