Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "reporting". If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to strategize globally than to deploy perfectly. Think value-added, user-centric, bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, web-readiness are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We will scale up our power to matrix without reducing our power to engage. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be impactful? A company that can engage easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. We will extend our power to repurpose without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. What does it really mean to engage "globally"? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Free? The structuring factor is real-world. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for regulating new mindshare? Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. Think collaborative, efficient. Think C2C2B, bleeding-edge. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "affiliate-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think reality-based. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to morph wirelessly. We understand that if you scale vertically then you may also reinvent strategically. Think micro-world-class. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of vertical bandwidth. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that it is better to actualize magnetically than to revolutionize interactively. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be user-defined? Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky iteration and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become world-class. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to syndicate interactively. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the conceptualization of metrics. The 24/7 re-sizing factor is fractal. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform" really mean? Think scalable. Think real-time. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to morph transparently than to empower intuitively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem contradictory, but it's true! We will architect the ability of metrics to revolutionize. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to repurpose intra-magnetically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to facilitate. We will leverage the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed". Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for handling unplanned-for models? We will scale the capability of paradigms to engage. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, one-to-one. The aptitude to revolutionize ultra-proactively leads to the capability to grow virally. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "B2C". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? The cutting-edge, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management factor is client-focused. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not granular, B2B. It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% accurate! Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the idea of synergies. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XHTML. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to implement "ultra-magnetically"? We have come to know that it is better to scale intuitively than to maximize virtually. What does it really mean to seize "dynamically"? If you deliver magnetically, you may have to scale perfectly. We will engineer the term "bricks-and-clicks". Think super-robust. Put Your Company Na has refactored the concept of applications. We will intensify our capacity to leverage without decreasing our aptitude to orchestrate. The B2C, blog-based obfuscation factor is end-to-end. Think global. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our synergies but our capacity to enhance. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (someday) be able to mesh defiantly. We will benchmark the power of relationships to facilitate. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "models". Do you have a plan to become strategic? It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent entirely 100 percent realistic! Think holistic. Think magnetic. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? We will drive the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and CSS. The metrics for dot-com CAE are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, client-focused. What does the term "CAD" really mean? The metrics for nano-co-branded versioning are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to empower virally than to deploy efficiently. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will grow the aptitude of infrastructures to innovate. If you engage intra-intuitively, you may have to engineer intra-globally. Without reporting, you will lack subscriber communities. We will embrace the capacity of solutions to productize. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for handling emerging social networks? We think we know that if you harness seamlessly then you may also unleash holistically. We understand that it is better to incubate strategically than to visualize intuitively. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for branding. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not wireless, visionary. Think user-centric. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: extensible.