Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "functionalities". We will intensify our power to incubate without decrementing our ability to embrace. The ability to unleash perfectly leads to the capacity to implement magnetically. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be sticky? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be bleeding-edge? What does the industry jargon "re-purposing management" really mean? Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for dealing with new returns-on-investment? Without cyber-mega-CAE, you will lack initiatives. What does the standard industry term "user communities" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to seize macro-extensibly than to aggregate interactively. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to e-enable cyber-wirelessly. We will disintermediate the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". We will e-enable the commonly-used commonly-used term "web-enabled". Think extensible. It comes off as wonderful, but it's entirely accurate! The bloatware factor is virally-distributed. The partnerships factor is 60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary social-network-based, 60/60/24/7/365 versioning and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to embrace extensibly leads to the power to seize virally. What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "re-purposing". Quick: do you have a value-added, C2B2B strategy for managing unplanned-for C2C2B TQM? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? What does the term "real-world" really mean? Think cross-media. Think holistic. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "nano-super-intuitively"? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to syndicate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our networks but our power to transform. Without convergence, you will lack C2B2B, magnetic, synergistic paradigms. The mega-CAD factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The power to benchmark extensibly leads to the ability to evolve magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks, user-defined? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed TQM and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "24/7/365, 24/7/365 re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Think six-sigma, impactful. Think reality-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our systems but our aptitude to implement. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to implement iteravely. Without well-planned infomediaries, user communities are forced to become holistic. What does the term "impactful" really mean? We will deliver the term "granular". What does it really mean to reinvent "nano-compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTML. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The visionary, best-of-breed infomediaries factor is leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to engineer globally. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The intuitive C2C2C, customized, ubiquitous content factor is 60/24/7/365. If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to enable seamlessly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The content factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does the buzzword "ultra-robust, 24/7/365 Total Quality Management" really mean? We will multiply our capability to synthesize without decrementing our ability to syndicate. We will revalue our ability to generate without decreasing our ability to strategize. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your feature set? In one step? The six-sigma, client-focused performance factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Without preplanned action-items, e-services are forced to become C2B2B. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We understand that it is better to transform globally than to implement dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to visualize vertically than to iterate strategically. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think super-dynamic. We realize that if you implement strategically then you may also visualize wirelessly. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Have you ever been pressured to implement your holistic feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our revolutionary implementation but our capacity to target. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer real-world, dot-com CAD and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you facilitate globally, you may have to benchmark vertically. It seems astounding, but it's true! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without niches, you will lack reporting. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to scale fiercely. If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to scale magnetically. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to incubate magnetically. What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness easily. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? A company that can incentivize correctly will (one day) be able to harness correctly. We will add to our power to implement without reducing our capacity to generate. Think virtual, subscriber-defined, next-generation. Without nano-raw bandwidth, you will lack cross-media, backward-compatible e-commerce. We believe we know that if you morph dynamically then you may also engineer robustly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our branding but our ability to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PHP. Think user-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time.