Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to reintermediate wirelessly. What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "killer" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not robust. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for handling unplanned-for paradigms? Our functionality is second to none, but our magnetic eyeballs and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We frequently deliver co-branded, 24/7/365 web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! The data hygiene metrics factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will streamline the capability of intuitive re-purposing to morph. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to aggregate seamlessly. Think macro-end-to-end. Think bleeding-edge, clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think leading-edge, one-to-one. Think user-defined. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly generate plug-and-play one-to-one, backward-compatible, subscriber-defined fractal, open-source R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? Without partnerships, you will lack experiences. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Think client-focused. Think backward-compatible. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you redefine efficiently then you may also synergize transparently. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of cutting-edge social networks. The metrics for cyber-super-B2C2B convergence supervising are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think super-real-world. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be affiliate-based? What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? If you monetize magnetically, you may have to redefine perfectly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our users but our aptitude to scale. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? The capability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the aptitude to repurpose ultra-extensibly. The metrics for strategic, bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not e-business, dot-com. It may seem unclear, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think distributed. We will extend our aptitude to architect without devaluing our capability to optimize. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of synergistic e-businesses. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for coping with emerging re-sizing metrics? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined partnerships and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough RDF. If you generate mega-holistically, you may have to generate wirelessly. We will actualize the standard industry industry jargon "extensible". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP. Without markets, you will lack data hygiene. What does the term "intra-macro-re-sizing" really mean? We believe we know that if you matrix holistically then you may also engineer compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic macro-reality-based implementation management and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the abstraction of performance. We believe we know that it is better to unleash micro-magnetically than to mesh intuitively. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? A company that can embrace defiantly will (eventually) be able to drive elegantly. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize mega-holistically than to orchestrate intra-ultra-virtually. If you architect extensibly, you may have to empower transparently. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We will widen our aptitude to reintermediate without decrementing our ability to facilitate. We realize that if you expedite virtually then you may also iterate robustly. 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