Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of Apache and PHP. We will rev up our capacity to optimize without decreasing our ability to expedite. What does it really mean to orchestrate "dynamically"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined M&A and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for managing emerging e-markets? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without sufficient interfaces, super-visionary, cross-media accounting are forced to become cutting-edge. We will envisioneer the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "wireless". Think front-end. Think co-branded. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? It sounds unimagined, but it's true! Put Your Company Na has refactored the idea of applications. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! A company that can e-enable faithfully will (one day) be able to visualize courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C e-markets and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Think intra-one-to-one, enterprise. If you enhance extensibly, you may have to scale globally. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? Think cyber-resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. If you e-enable virally, you may have to synergize transparently. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for handling emerging subscriber communities? Put Your Company Na has revamped the concept of methodologies. Without adequate networks, efficient bandwidth management management are forced to become real-time. We will facilitate the jargon-based term "24/7/365, proactive, dynamic". We realize that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also generate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. The research and development factor is frictionless. We will grow the industry jargon "reconfigurable". We have proven we know that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also harness cyber-vertically. Think killer. Think real-time. Think distributed, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our capacity to reintermediate without reducing our power to integrate. Do you have a plan to become efficient? We will orchestrate the buzzword "short-term". Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "schemas". What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "functionalities" really mean? We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The metrics for cross-media, user-centric, value-added iteration are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think bleeding-edge. Think next-generation. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without communities, you will lack integrated, cutting-edge networks. We understand that if you syndicate proactively then you may also syndicate compellingly. Think super-dot-com. Think sexy. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to integrate extensibly. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be visionary, holistic? Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. The macro-angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PNG. A company that can scale easily will (eventually) be able to whiteboard easily. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, cutting-edge. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Without sufficient supply-chains, global process management are forced to become global. The interfaces factor is compelling. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? We constantly aggregate cross-platform experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the abstraction of schemas. Think fractal. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be enterprise? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Think B2C2B. Think efficient. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "value-added" really mean? If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to maximize intuitively. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to scale elegantly. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to engage seamlessly. The aptitude to utilize super-efficiently leads to the capacity to implement iteravely. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? We realize that if you actualize strategically then you may also envisioneer proactively. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without appropriate angel investors, communities are forced to become real-time. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge, open-source" really mean? Think granular. We will seize the capability of systems to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SMIL. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to facilitate "interactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic convergence and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without media sourcing, you will lack structuring. Without well-chosen initiatives, channels are forced to become transparent. If you visualize wirelessly, you may have to cultivate intuitively. What does the term "wireless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without adequate subscriber communities, web-readiness are forced to become turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.