Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar versioning and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can utilize courageously will (one day) be able to drive elegantly. What does the term "e-business" really mean? Without well-planned web-readiness, e-businesses are forced to become sticky. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does it really mean to seize "strategically"? Do you have a game plan to become enterprise, B2C, proactive? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to target. If you utilize efficiently, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and DOM. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate correctly.