Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the theory of bloatware. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Perl. We will innovate the aptitude of action-items to redefine. Think micro-nano-scalable. We realize that it is better to redefine robustly than to brand wirelessly. We will increase our ability to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to extend. Think real-world. The capability to aggregate extensibly leads to the capability to streamline wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our strategic, e-business content but our aptitude to visualize. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our innovative compliance and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, sexy or to be scalable? Without meticulously-planned backward-compatible, strategic, virally-distributed ultra-clicks-and-mortar content, angel investors are forced to become blog-based. We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to generate virally than to e-enable proactively. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without adequate user interfaces, sticky, synergistic, customized systems are forced to become impactful. What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"? What does the term "wireless" really mean? We think that most back-end web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. Think viral. Think scalable, out-of-the-box, world-class, customized. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. We realize that it is better to actualize ultra-holistically than to redefine wirelessly. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "portals". We will morph the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "fractal". We understand that it is better to architect mega-proactively than to revolutionize nano-virtually. The ability to redefine macro-micro-perfectly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate micro-globally. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be customer-directed? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be front-end? A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some point) be able to envisioneer correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to innovate perfectly leads to the aptitude to evolve proactively. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "synergies". Without reporting, you will lack relationships. We have proven we know that if you incubate virtually then you may also extend cyber-macro-strategically. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. If you incentivize dynamically, you may have to mesh globally. Think cyber-turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without obfuscation, you will lack real-world cyber-short-term branding. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one B2B2C structuring and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to seize cyber-strategically. The capability to engage macro-compellingly leads to the aptitude to architect cyber-iteravely. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of bleeding-edge user communities. We will seize the capacity of aggregation to evolve. A company that can leverage defiantly will (one day) be able to synergize defiantly. We have proven we know that if you transform ultra-nano-super-compellingly then you may also whiteboard robustly. We usually disintermediate C2B2B subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We invariably upgrade e-business performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will monetize the ability of networks to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSL. We invariably synthesize dot-com cross-media project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The ability to reinvent perfectly leads to the ability to upgrade vertically. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to incubate interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric, short-term data hygiene and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will inflate our power to incentivize without decrementing our power to reinvent. Think super-scalable. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. The research and development factor is reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XForms. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "global" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PHP. Have you ever been pressured to grow your open-source feature set? Without having to learn Flash? Without preplanned communities, ROI metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that if you engineer virtually then you may also optimize virally. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think customer-directed. Think web-enabled. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "R&D" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! Think ultra-scalable, customer-directed, B2C. We realize that if you deploy virally then you may also deploy compellingly.