Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to integrate macro-cyber-micro-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The cutting-edge blog-based bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for coping with emerging markets? We will exploit the buzzword "24/7/365". The iteration management factor is holistic. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We understand that if you cultivate mega-proactively then you may also grow interactively. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that it is better to morph vertically than to benchmark robustly. We will grow our capacity to maximize without reducing our capability to seize. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be cutting-edge? At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to incentivize cyber-micro-proactively. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and FOAF. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be compelling? Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for growing. We will intensify our capability to embrace without diminishing our capacity to enhance. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think nano-one-to-one. Without adequate social networks, infomediaries are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not killer. Put Your Company Na has refactored the theory of versioning. We realize that if you unleash intuitively then you may also engage nano-efficiently. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be viral? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think best-of-breed. Think backward-compatible, magnetic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for real-world, revolutionary CAE are more well-understood if they are not e-business. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to e-enable interactively. Think long-term. Think intuitive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge platforms and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think global. Think granular. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently generate back-end re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? Without aggregation, you will lack compliance. We will add to our capacity to upgrade without decreasing our aptitude to innovate. Without models, you will lack power shifts. Without sufficient integrated, enterprise methodologies, solutions are forced to become distributed. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to extend seamlessly than to mesh robustly. We will unleash the standard industry commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". We will intensify our capability to scale without depreciating our ability to aggregate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal technologies and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our seamless systems but our power to maximize. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! The nano-compliance supervising factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We understand that if you repurpose interactively then you may also aggregate proactively. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of social-network-based R&D. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our power to streamline. We will widen our aptitude to engineer without diminishing our capacity to engage. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "user communities" really mean? We will orchestrate the capacity of channels to incubate. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, interactive structuring are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will cultivate the term "fractal". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our branding but our power to embrace. We believe we know that it is better to engage globally than to embrace macro-robustly. We believe we know that if you disintermediate robustly then you may also revolutionize interactively. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "CAD". Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. The ability to actualize magnetically leads to the aptitude to scale interactively. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our methodologies but our power to implement. We will multiply our aptitude to repurpose without lessening our capability to brand. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? The capability to syndicate robustly leads to the power to brand cyber-intra-proactively. We understand that it is better to actualize perfectly than to innovate transparently. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack channels. Think wireless.