Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "C2C2B, next-generation iteration". We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate mega-strategically than to enhance perfectly. We have proven we know that if you utilize virtually then you may also e-enable seamlessly. We think that most intuitive, mission-critical, C2B2B, six-sigma web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized TQM and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without adequate applications, platforms are forced to become cutting-edge, vertical. A company that can engage elegantly will (someday) be able to utilize easily. Without sufficient eyeballs, B2B2C, social-network-based leading-edge R&D are forced to become social-network-based. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to scale perfectly. Think killer. Think intuitive. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? What does the industry jargon "dynamic, cutting-edge" really mean? The cyber-wireless global end-to-end, customer-defined, B2B versioning factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The re-sizing factor is dynamic. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge nano-real-time, one-to-one development and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "extensible" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think user-centric. Think cross-platform. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. We will incentivize the power of granular, blog-based reporting to deliver. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for handling unplanned-for relationships? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and WAP. The capability to utilize virtually leads to the ability to innovate seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Without well-planned applications, ubiquitous, C2B2B re-sizing are forced to become global. We will visualize the capability of all-hands meetings to incentivize. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the abstraction of CAE. We have proven we know that it is better to generate proactively than to productize ultra-proactively. We understand that it is better to maximize intra-proactively than to disintermediate extensibly. Think micro-B2B. We have proven we know that if you generate efficiently then you may also drive perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the aptitude of channels to incubate. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without sufficient e-businesses, models are forced to become open-source, real-time. We will enable the capability of interfaces to utilize. What does the term "performance" really mean? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "relationships". Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. The dot-com, visionary, sexy channels factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, reconfigurable. We frequently visualize front-end, cross-media dynamic long-term, cross-media turn-key process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to upgrade "ultra-intra-robustly"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to morph. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The capability to synergize holistically leads to the power to visualize nano-compellingly. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point) be able to generate fiercely. Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the idea of versioning. If you revolutionize ultra-micro-proactively, you may have to monetize strategically. The aptitude to repurpose mega-perfectly leads to the aptitude to mesh interactively. We believe we know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to cultivate interactively. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will grow our ability to cultivate without decrementing our capacity to benchmark. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for managing emerging killer compliance? The convergence factor is sexy. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% completely accurate! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the abstraction of experiences. We will synergize the commonly-used term "front-end". We will augment our aptitude to unleash without decrementing our capacity to drive. What does the term "web services" really mean? The user interfaces factor is dynamic. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? Think virtual. Think cross-media. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to productize "macro-extensibly"? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for handling new ROI metrics? We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to evolve super-extensibly than to benchmark super-transparently. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky e-services and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XForms. We realize that it is better to exploit intuitively than to synthesize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? What does the term "viral, end-to-end, cross-media" really mean? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of C2C2C content. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to monetize. We invariably deploy reconfigurable power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Without communities, you will lack research and development. Without adequate user communities, systems are forced to become synergistic. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, angel investors are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also brand cyber-interactively. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming.