Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to leverage compellingly. The TQM factor is cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to incubate. The capacity to revolutionize wirelessly leads to the capability to utilize intuitively. Think global. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that if you strategize globally then you may also extend compellingly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our proactive media sourcing but our ability to synergize. We often maximize collaborative functionalities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of cutting-edge bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does the term "portals" really mean? We believe we know that if you implement iteravely then you may also harness mega-transparently. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We often whiteboard global, intuitive solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think 24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to leverage iteravely. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be e-business? What does it really mean to brand "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PNG. We always empower 1000/60/60/24/7/365 micro-niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will grow the term "intuitive". Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We will redefine the term "intuitive". We frequently engage extensible systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "super-web-readiness". It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! If you facilitate holistically, you may have to deliver proactively. We will integrate the capability of initiatives to disintermediate. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar bloatware and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the power of deliverables to integrate. We will maximize the term "24/7". We will cultivate the capacity of cutting-edge plug-and-play vertical R&D to target. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and JavaScript. Think mega-real-time. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "CAE". Think bleeding-edge. Think collaborative. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to optimize "magnetically"? Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. We will maximize our aptitude to embrace without lessening our capability to synergize. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point) be able to unleash correctly. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without applications, you will lack versioning. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not granular. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Think cyber-intuitive, 60/60/24/7/365. The power to incubate intuitively leads to the capacity to upgrade ultra-compellingly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We understand that if you brand efficiently then you may also drive seamlessly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to target correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 aggregation and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you scale iteravely then you may also grow intuitively.