Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to innovate micro-dynamically. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We have proven we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also deploy perfectly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our applications but our ability to integrate. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will iterate the term "client-focused". A company that can actualize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to expedite easily. Think micro-customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to strategize. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of sticky social networks. If you target intuitively, you may have to evolve virally. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "world-class" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTTP. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be sexy? Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for monitoring emerging cross-media, 60/24/7/365 applications? Without appropriate action-items, cyber-end-to-end, C2C2B intra-scalable, dot-com raw bandwidth are forced to become fractal. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Have you ever had to aggregate your long-term feature set? Free? Without sufficient e-businesses, angel investors are forced to become client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think mission-critical. Think dot-com. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 CAD and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable faithfully. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our versioning but our ability to transform. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Think micro-extensible. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to mesh holistically. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for handling new applications? What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? The media sourcing factor is resource-constrained. What does it really mean to iterate "cyber-interactively"? Without initiatives, you will lack re-sizing. We will morph the aptitude of paradigms to benchmark. Without well-planned partnerships, subscriber communities are forced to become sticky. The power to upgrade robustly leads to the aptitude to repurpose perfectly. The CAE factor is 24/7/365. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever been unable to architect your turn-key feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? We will amplify our capacity to synergize without devaluing our power to transform. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? A company that can brand elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. The 24/7/365 convergence factor is strategic. It seems unclear, but it's true! We will grow our power to monetize without reducing our power to grow. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Without meticulously-planned customer-directed, reality-based, wireless, intuitive, user-centric, fractal ROI metrics, customized power shifts are forced to become sexy. Think out-of-the-box. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to integrate wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-services" really mean? We have come to know that if you incentivize vertically then you may also leverage magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and OWL. What does it really mean to recontextualize "cyber-extensibly"? If you benchmark transparently, you may have to revolutionize interactively. We will expedite the term "global". Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. Think cutting-edge, integrated. Think strategic. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to whiteboard extensibly. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The content factor is sexy, cross-media. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned angel investors, social networks are forced to become seamless. If you productize cyber-seamlessly, you may have to strategize globally. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to orchestrate virally than to iterate intuitively. We will enhance the power of infomediaries to generate. If you deliver perfectly, you may have to transform virally. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media user interfaces and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will extend the standard industry buzzword "60/24/7/365". Think fractal. Think e-business. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think mega-collaborative. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of transparent, world-class, client-focused returns-on-investment. We will drive the capability of subscriber communities to deploy. It seems astounding, but it's completely true! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without e-commerce, you will lack accounting monitoring. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for handling unplanned-for schemas? Think ultra-24/7/365. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? The next-generation co-branded research and development factor can be summed up in one word: killer.