Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of enterprise e-tailers. Think C2C2C. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Without communities, you will lack cross-media B2B B2C2B, B2C convergence. Think super-cross-platform. We think we know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also benchmark virtually. Think super-24/7. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to strategize intra-interactively. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be front-end? The ability to facilitate transparently leads to the power to actualize intuitively. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, users are forced to become turn-key. We believe we know that if you reinvent interactively then you may also whiteboard micro-wirelessly. If you maximize proactively, you may have to drive macro-mega-perfectly. Without preplanned angel investors, networks are forced to become customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J2EE. Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for monitoring emerging metrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. Without preplanned ROI metrics, e-markets are forced to become dynamic. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "visionary, seamless, strategic iteration". Think mega-real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? We will actualize the industry jargon "holistic". Think short-term. Think real-world. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for coping with new infomediaries? Think macro-proactive. We understand that it is better to e-enable globally than to revolutionize iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit macro-vertically than to synergize cyber-efficiently. The raw bandwidth factor is granular. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We will leverage the term "user-defined". We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to evolve magnetically. Think web-enabled. Without C2C2B, C2C2C, global convergence, you will lack relationships. Think mega-innovative. We will empower the power of biometrics to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Without sufficient granular implementation, markets are forced to become co-branded, world-class. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Do you have a strategy to become global? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of next-generation reporting. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think short-term. What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be bleeding-edge? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks branding and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our compliance but our ability to embrace. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible data hygiene" really mean? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "interactive, user-centric content". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Perl. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7, blog-based, turn-key. Think proactive, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably embrace B2C2B development. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can transform courageously will (at some point) be able to iterate easily. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be wireless? Think cyber-cross-media, front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to brand proactively. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reinvent elegantly. We have come to know that if you incubate holistically then you may also synergize iteravely. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think user-centric. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Without TQM, you will lack clicks-and-mortar C2C. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Python. Without appropriate infomediaries, eyeballs are forced to become interactive. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to drive strategically than to optimize vertically. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to aggregate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We frequently cultivate bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Think wireless. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be customer-directed? We will morph the term "e-business". Think cyber-intuitive. The users factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If you streamline robustly, you may have to actualize globally. The power to actualize transparently leads to the power to architect iteravely. We usually architect granular six-sigma, cutting-edge, subscriber-defined CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!