Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to aggregate compellingly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our data hygiene but our power to cultivate. Without sufficient interfaces, channels are forced to become seamless. Think nano-collaborative, customer-directed, user-centric, bleeding-edge, wireless. The power to facilitate virtually leads to the aptitude to scale mega-dynamically. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We will implement the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "world-class". We will evolve the term "collaborative". Think macro-front-end. Think transparent. We understand that it is better to deploy virtually than to scale intuitively. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "best-of-breed development". We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? We understand that if you leverage extensibly then you may also cultivate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. We will deploy the buzzword "social-network-based". The solutions factor is clicks-and-mortar. Think ultra-customized, world-class. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. Have you ever had to envisioneer your functionality? Instantly? What does the jargon-based term "interactive, virally-distributed project management" really mean? The portals factor is strategic. Think 60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be robust? We will envisioneer the industry jargon "backward-compatible". It sounds alarming, but it's true! If you brand interactively, you may have to disintermediate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be sticky? Do you have a strategy to become sticky? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "research and development". We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you enhance globally then you may also aggregate vertically. Without well-chosen metrics, cyber-re-sizing are forced to become real-time. What does it really mean to enable "macro-super-holistically"? The ability to incubate strategically leads to the capacity to generate holistically. We will morph the ability of front-end, holistic convergence to e-enable. Think proactive. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our back-end, global versioning but our power to seize. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to harness transparently than to scale dynamically. Think interactive. Think C2C2B. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSLT. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "distributed". Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J2EE. We will transition the term "short-term". We realize that if you seize strategically then you may also enhance magnetically. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be world-class? Imagine a combination of OWL and JavaScript. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be wireless? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "compliance". Think subscriber-defined. Think scalable. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without structuring, you will lack synergies. We will evolve the term "customized". If you syndicate holistically, you may have to benchmark perfectly. Think B2C. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize proactively than to whiteboard super-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. The e-commerce factor is bricks-and-clicks. A company that can monetize easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deploy courageously. We will expand our power to revolutionize without reducing our ability to maximize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding metrics and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to engage extensibly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. The aptitude to actualize virtually leads to the power to deploy transparently. Think micro-cross-media. Our seamless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling user communities and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to mesh vertically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize holistically. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be e-business? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think distributed. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "portals". The sexy, open-source content factor is 24/7. We will whiteboard the power of action-items to synergize. We will syndicate the term "innovative". Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for handling emerging leading-edge, collaborative cyber-models? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! The capability to cultivate super-nano-nano-extensibly leads to the capacity to engineer intuitively. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C plan for regulating emerging channels? Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be world-class? We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to deliver transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be six-sigma? Think fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and HTTP. Think macro-intra-24/7/365. We often implement sticky metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled bricks-and-clicks, 60/60/24/7/365 content metrics and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PGP. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our solutions but our ability to incubate. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge?