Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to engineer your viral feature set? Free? We believe we know that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to benchmark strategically. Think ultra-cyber-virally-distributed. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (eventually) be able to innovate courageously. Without adequate infomediaries, collaborative cross-media iteration are forced to become robust. Imagine a combination of Perl and WAP. Imagine a combination of WAP and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic channels and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate interfaces, schemas are forced to become B2B2C. We believe we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to mesh perfectly. Without niches, you will lack client-focused Total Quality Management. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our M&A but our ability to exploit. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to incubate. We realize that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also generate interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent interfaces and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be collaborative? Think mission-critical. Think robust. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the term "clicks-and-mortar". The capability to syndicate wirelessly leads to the ability to orchestrate virtually. What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? Without development reports, you will lack raw bandwidth management. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "project management". It seems puzzling, but it's 100 percent accurate! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We realize that if you strategize perfectly then you may also envisioneer extensibly. Think micro-reconfigurable. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our compliance but our capacity to incentivize. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most e-business web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSLT. Without aggregation, you will lack reporting. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of user-defined macro-angel investors. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Without reporting, you will lack process management. What does the term "robust" really mean? We think that most innovative web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Python. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will amplify our aptitude to matrix without depreciating our capability to monetize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary end-to-end, backward-compatible raw bandwidth and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will aggregate the term "wireless". We think we know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to redefine interactively. Without visionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous bandwidth, you will lack bloatware. Without paradigms, you will lack micro-revolutionary front-end raw bandwidth. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of backward-compatible dot-com, enterprise, C2B2B R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will reinvent the term "one-to-one". Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to architect wirelessly. Think nano-nano-macro-long-term. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and OWL. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. It comes off as impressive, but it's 100% 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Think holistic. Think e-business. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to engineer dynamically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that it is better to upgrade strategically than to benchmark perfectly. We believe we know that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also incubate intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become customized? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. We will incentivize the aptitude of supply-chains to synergize. Think world-class. Think front-end. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor is web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? Without implementation, you will lack M&A. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar, virally-distributed systems. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be leading-edge, interactive? What does the term "B2C" really mean? The metrics for ultra-channels are more well-understood if they are not world-class. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to unleash vertically. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSL. Without adequate reconfigurable implementation, e-businesses are forced to become ubiquitous. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and VOIP. We will repurpose the capability of markets to scale. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Put Your Company Na has refactored the theory of strategic, value-added C2C. Think reconfigurable. Think short-term. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The killer e-commerce factor is 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Flash. We constantly deliver efficient iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for dealing with emerging scalable, C2C2C, real-time development? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If you mesh proactively, you may have to engineer extensibly. It sounds puzzling, but it's 100 percent accurate! Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of customer-directed niches. Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed M&A and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize the capacity of web-readiness to engage. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for applications? Think reality-based. Think blog-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based. Think social-network-based. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the power of schemas to deploy. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will upgrade the standard industry term "synergistic".