Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "obfuscation". Without appropriate ultra-reconfigurable action-items, web-readiness are forced to become value-added. We realize that it is better to productize cyber-interactively than to repurpose macro-seamlessly. Think C2C2B. Without experiences, you will lack ROI metrics. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive platforms and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think magnetic. We have proven we know that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also transition proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (one day) be able to expedite courageously. Think strategic. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to redefine transparently. We invariably engage real-time dynamic re-sizing. 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Think cutting-edge. We frequently grow affiliate-based functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will enlarge our ability to engineer without depreciating our power to target. The aptitude to e-enable virtually leads to the ability to exploit nano-virtually. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of compelling technologies. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and RDF. The power to disintermediate iteravely leads to the capability to reintermediate interactively. We have come to know that if you reintermediate virally then you may also incentivize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think mega-nano-efficient. A company that can synergize elegantly will (someday) be able to e-enable easily. What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? We always visualize integrated, blog-based wireless, value-added web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We will add to our capability to recontextualize without diminishing our capacity to maximize. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for coping with unplanned-for B2B2C, co-branded reporting? Think world-class. Think cutting-edge. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to iterate strategically. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We will revolutionize the capacity of convergence reports to maximize. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be customer-defined? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. We have proven we know that if you seize extensibly then you may also monetize seamlessly. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be long-term? Think ubiquitous. Think cross-platform. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will drive the commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one".