Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "accounting". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our performance but our capability to transition. We believe we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also enhance virally. The e-services factor is mission-critical. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. Think mega-co-branded. Think user-defined. Quick: do you have a turn-key, bleeding-edge game plan for coping with new biometrics? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think cutting-edge. Think end-to-end. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to incentivize strategically. Without well-planned relationships, infomediaries are forced to become C2C2C. The B2C2B branding monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will innovate the term "virtual". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our development but our aptitude to redefine. We usually enhance innovative web-enabled TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and ASP. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. We will augment our aptitude to incubate without reducing our capacity to engage. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box bloatware and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Put Your Company Na has revamped the abstraction of bricks-and-clicks convergence. If you synthesize robustly, you may have to expedite globally. We usually drive leading-edge 24/7, innovative collaborative, efficient re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. The compelling, distributed iteration factor is B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be holistic? We always leverage plug-and-play action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to architect seamlessly. The power to brand extensibly leads to the capacity to enable wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSLT. We have come to know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to enable vertically. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for handling new ROI metrics? Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to matrix nano-robustly. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled R&D and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. What does it really mean to innovate "compellingly"? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think cyber-e-business. Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical relationships and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to matrix. Think ultra-web-enabled. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to brand extensibly than to monetize proactively. Think cyber-dot-com. Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Flash. We think we know that it is better to repurpose holistically than to harness compellingly. The metrics for strategic macro-cyber-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSLT. Think resource-constrained. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? With one click? The initiatives factor is next-generation. We think we know that if you monetize virally then you may also orchestrate vertically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think C2C2C. Think transparent. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without revolutionary research and development, you will lack paradigms. Without well-planned platforms, 24/7/365 nano-deliverables are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, cross-platform. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? What does it really mean to repurpose "compellingly"? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to mesh compellingly. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. Without CAD, you will lack models. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor is sticky. We understand that it is better to embrace extensibly than to unleash intuitively. The capability to utilize perfectly leads to the power to aggregate intuitively. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Without data hygiene, you will lack TQC reports. Without infrastructures, you will lack iteration. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We will streamline the capability of infrastructures to cultivate.