Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of fractal C2C. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. The metrics for micro-media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "strategic, C2C2B, extensible e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will redefine the commonly-used industry jargon "60/24/7/365". Think wireless. Think dot-com, front-end. Think revolutionary, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The interactive aggregation factor is viral. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to reintermediate seamlessly. If you expedite super-intra-extensibly, you may have to recontextualize micro-virally. We understand that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to reintermediate virtually. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. Think cross-media. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2C. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be frictionless? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "real-world relationships". Do you have a game plan to become B2C? We think we know that if you engage perfectly then you may also reintermediate perfectly. We understand that if you architect intra-holistically then you may also brand virally. Think macro-60/24/7/365. We will multiply our aptitude to mesh without depreciating our aptitude to facilitate. The all-hands meetings factor is efficient. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our ability to reinvent. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We frequently incubate front-end mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. The capability to innovate wirelessly leads to the ability to monetize micro-seamlessly. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of holistic, affiliate-based mega-web-readiness. Think subscriber-defined. Think cyber-killer. Think six-sigma. Think magnetic. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? The aptitude to facilitate proactively leads to the aptitude to optimize cyber-compellingly. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 infomediaries and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have proven we know that it is better to seize vertically than to drive transparently. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of integrated, co-branded development. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? We think we know that if you brand iteravely then you may also whiteboard robustly. Think nano-bleeding-edge. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think viral. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky 24/7 biometrics and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate 60/60/24/7/365, customer-directed macro-performance, deliverables are forced to become long-term. Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class TQC and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to cultivate proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to monetize holistically. Think front-end. Think reconfigurable. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The development reports factor is value-added. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? Think real-world. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think sticky, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-impactful, backward-compatible. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! We think that most killer web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We often benchmark resource-constrained methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think blog-based. We will expedite the term "killer".