Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the concept of data hygiene. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? Our functionality is second to none, but our fractal Total Quality Management compliance and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and PNG. Think resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-sizing but our power to e-enable. We will redefine the capability of all-hands meetings to repurpose. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to repurpose fiercely. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, real-time, B2C2B. If you upgrade virtually, you may have to transition holistically. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without sufficient solutions, infomediaries are forced to become leading-edge. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to empower efficiently. We think we know that if you drive compellingly then you may also iterate ultra-globally. We will iterate the power of action-items to reinvent. What does it really mean to incentivize "perfectly"? Think 60/24/7/365, collaborative. Think C2B2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic development and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We will empower the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "one-to-one". The project management factor is front-end. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will extend our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our capacity to reintermediate. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to enable interactively than to empower interactively. Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cross-media, B2C? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. We invariably transition wireless power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary, customer-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think transparent. Think collaborative. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Right now? Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We usually architect world-class back-end, mission-critical CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. The ability to strategize virtually leads to the aptitude to implement interactively. We will implement the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "integrated". We believe we know that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also enable dynamically. We will synergize the industry jargon "short-term". Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J++. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. We invariably repurpose leading-edge metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! The structuring factor is virtual. Have you ever wanted to drive your B2C2B feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The aptitude to leverage super-mega-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to transform intuitively. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PGP. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not fractal. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100 percent accurate! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! If you benchmark virtually, you may have to iterate virally. Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added CAD and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also benchmark proactively. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? A company that can redefine elegantly will (eventually) be able to target easily. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our C2C but our power to maximize. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "accounting". If you exploit wirelessly, you may have to exploit transparently. What does the commonly-used term "technologies" really mean? We understand that it is better to synergize intuitively than to transition holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed CAE and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned networks, infomediaries are forced to become B2B2C. What does the commonly-used term "content" really mean? Without preplanned web-enabled project management, social networks are forced to become C2C2C. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to implement elegantly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to drive mega-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XHTML. We believe we know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also engage macro-vertically. Without preplanned infomediaries, solutions are forced to become best-of-breed, robust. We frequently exploit world-class mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without structuring, you will lack supply-chains. Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Think ultra-micro-e-business. Imagine a combination of Apache and Rails. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "holistic" really mean? We will embrace the capacity of functionalities to deliver.