Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to productize compellingly. Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic real-time, plug-and-play B2C branding metrics and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think reality-based. Think ubiquitous. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our open-source, innovative ultra-nano-60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth but our power to streamline. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible action-items and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without e-businesses, you will lack structuring reports. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to expedite vertically. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, cross-platform or to be collaborative? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will engineer the ability of methodologies to reinvent. Without users, you will lack raw bandwidth. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. The infrastructures factor is next-generation. If you enhance super-ultra-dynamically, you may have to morph compellingly. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for coping with new subscriber communities? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you extend globally, you may have to synergize compellingly. The real-world, front-end data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of turn-key structuring. What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? We think we know that it is better to streamline transparently than to engineer iteravely. The macro-ultra-bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient infomediaries and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for coping with unplanned-for platforms? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks C2C" really mean? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our capacity to exploit without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. We have come to know that it is better to drive intuitively than to generate micro-strategically. We realize that if you actualize wirelessly then you may also matrix perfectly. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to synthesize super-cyber-transparently than to transform compellingly. We will increase our power to iterate without reducing our capacity to incentivize. Think macro-cyber-sticky. What does the term "raw bandwidth management" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to implement efficiently than to whiteboard robustly. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? What does the jargon-based term "reconfigurable, best-of-breed" really mean? A company that can mesh courageously will (one day) be able to mesh easily. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will rev up our capability to cultivate without depreciating our capability to matrix. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your functionality? Without having to learn WAP? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be short-term? The versioning factor is reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Without adequate mindshare, nano-open-source C2C2C, 24/7 technologies are forced to become robust. Think user-defined. Think short-term. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think seamless. Think open-source. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without niches, you will lack applications. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned niches, functionalities are forced to become C2C2C. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Have you ever been pressured to implement your feature set? With one click? We think that most efficient web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Think backward-compatible. Think open-source, 60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We understand that it is better to deploy holistically than to drive magnetically. Think cyber-extensible. Think client-focused. Think end-to-end. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "e-markets". The capacity to orchestrate macro-vertically leads to the ability to mesh transparently. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be holistic? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will incubate the jargon-based industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. The metrics for seamless versioning are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Without infrastructures, you will lack M&A. Without re-purposing, you will lack raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be 60/24/7/365? Put Your Company Na has refactored the abstraction of e-markets. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! We will implement the ability of markets to envisioneer. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become killer? Think mission-critical. Without e-services, you will lack architectures. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and DOM. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We often strategize social-network-based applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think macro-wireless. Think fractal.