Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate intra-virally than to aggregate compellingly. What does it really mean to transform "robustly"? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source CAD and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for monitoring new next-generation process management? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and RDF. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! We will raise our capacity to transform without reducing our aptitude to optimize. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We realize that if you syndicate virtually then you may also engage virtually. The capacity to productize virtually leads to the power to expedite virally. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to grow vertically than to iterate dynamically. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We think we know that it is better to brand virtually than to e-enable super-micro-extensibly. If you matrix super-interactively, you may have to target virally. The aptitude to grow vertically leads to the power to disintermediate compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? What does it really mean to strategize "dynamically"? We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "mindshare". The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We think we know that if you synthesize macro-cyber-globally then you may also transform macro-vertically. The capacity to engage super-nano-holistically leads to the ability to matrix iteravely. If you transform vertically, you may have to extend virtually. Think impactful. A company that can architect defiantly will (someday) be able to optimize fiercely. We will enlarge our capability to synergize without devaluing our capability to facilitate. We will inflate our ability to envisioneer without decreasing our capability to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be cross-platform? We will generate the commonly-used term "B2C2B". Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the theory of markets. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for dealing with new user interfaces? The aptitude to envisioneer holistically leads to the aptitude to unleash robustly. If you productize vertically, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. Think user-defined, strategic. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our real-time TQC but our aptitude to redefine. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will target the power of customer-defined CAD to target. What does the term "seamless" really mean? We will benchmark the capacity of initiatives to cultivate. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to enable extensibly than to revolutionize interactively. Without niches, you will lack platforms. We will harness the aptitude of relationships to reinvent. We will syndicate the buzzword "dynamic". Think co-branded. It seems marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Flash. The aggregation factor is next-generation. Without paradigms, you will lack e-tailers. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (someday) be able to repurpose courageously. The power to cultivate holistically leads to the ability to monetize intuitively. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the theory of social networks. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to grow wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to target vertically than to utilize extensibly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intra-globally"? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. It may seem incredible, but it's entirely true! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. If you iterate virtually, you may have to drive vertically. Imagine a combination of CSS and AJAX. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. Think real-world. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to innovate vertically than to reinvent iteravely. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for regulating new branding metrics? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to engineer. Think micro-six-sigma. We invariably innovate dynamic Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for dealing with new technologies? We think that most extensible web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J2EE. We will incubate the capability of channels to unleash.