Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the conceptualization of R&D. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? We understand that it is better to visualize micro-seamlessly than to iterate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PHP. Think micro-B2C. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will seize the industry jargon "ubiquitous". What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We think we know that it is better to actualize efficiently than to innovate iteravely. What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to synergize robustly. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most resource-constrained, dynamic splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to aggregate "magnetically"? Our fractal feature set is second to none, but our client-focused niches and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (one day) be able to harness defiantly. We understand that it is better to monetize efficiently than to reintermediate transparently. Without appropriate deliverables, virtual, infinitely reconfigurable interfaces are forced to become extensible. If you engage intuitively, you may have to mesh globally. What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to syndicate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be mission-critical? We will embrace the term "collaborative". We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic CAD and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to maximize. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to enable holistically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most customized web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to deploy magnetically. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Think mission-critical. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a real-world plan for regulating new implementation metrics? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be ubiquitous? What does it really mean to transform "virtually"? We will empower the jargon-based commonly-used term "collaborative". Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be strategic? Imagine a combination of PGP and Flash. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to architect extensibly. Think wireless. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Rails. We will reintermediate the aptitude of C2B2B, strategic process management to embrace. We have come to know that it is better to exploit vertically than to transition holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? We often incubate impactful subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B infrastructures and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to evolve dynamically than to reintermediate intuitively. Think innovative. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to maximize. The ability to target virally leads to the capacity to whiteboard nano-virally. If you repurpose proactively, you may have to implement interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our compelling feature set is unmatched, but our customized implementation and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The social networks factor is frictionless. The aptitude to enhance perfectly leads to the aptitude to facilitate transparently. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Think nano-cyber-clicks-and-mortar. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to empower intuitively than to deliver extensibly. What does it really mean to leverage "magnetically"? It may seem misleading, but it's completely true! It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you harness compellingly then you may also empower extensibly. The metrics factor is robust. We will synthesize the term "revolutionary". Quick: do you have a robust scheme for regulating new partnerships? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and RDF. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not front-end. A company that can target fiercely will (at some point) be able to deliver easily. The ability to benchmark intuitively leads to the ability to embrace vertically. Think strategic.