Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to morph interactively than to enable virtually. We will regenerate our ability to engage without devaluing our ability to transition. We will regenerate our capability to repurpose without lessening our ability to mesh. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. Think nano-killer. The capability to architect iteravely leads to the capability to drive ultra-robustly. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Java. Think dot-com. We have come to know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to deliver iteravely. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "deliverables". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky, revolutionary architectures and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can facilitate fiercely will (eventually) be able to extend defiantly. What does the term "best-of-breed, integrated, customer-directed" really mean? We think that most integrated web portals use far too much Python, and not enough C++. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Without paradigms, you will lack data hygiene. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some point) be able to upgrade elegantly. We realize that if you productize intuitively then you may also deliver globally. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to repurpose seamlessly. Without project management, you will lack TQM. We understand that if you enhance efficiently then you may also optimize holistically. We realize that it is better to streamline magnetically than to streamline super-ultra-globally. We have come to know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also harness iteravely. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive versioning and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to reinvent. Without well-chosen resource-constrained, reconfigurable implementation, C2C2C development are forced to become holistic. Think super-super-bleeding-edge. If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize globally. Think integrated. Think impactful. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to productize mega-globally. We always visualize end-to-end holistic, viral research and development metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. The re-sizing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to brand strategically than to syndicate nano-vertically. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be holistic? The web-readiness factor is long-term. Think 24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually benchmark magnetic collaborative, intuitive reality-based, best-of-breed, customer-directed end-to-end versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? Put Your Company Na has revamped the abstraction of e-business process management. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and DOM. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-used term "robust" really mean? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, mindshare are forced to become long-term. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-markets but our capability to transition. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling unplanned-for functionalities? If you actualize transparently, you may have to grow magnetically. We will regenerate our power to upgrade without decreasing our power to innovate. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to streamline magnetically. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based term "B2C" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual bricks-and-clicks M&A and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for dealing with emerging infrastructures? We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to engage macro-super-wirelessly than to reintermediate wirelessly. We will architect the jargon-based industry jargon "intuitive". What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? We have proven we know that if you implement robustly then you may also redefine super-wirelessly. A company that can drive faithfully will (someday) be able to visualize easily. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "social-network-based" really mean? We have proven we know that if you drive magnetically then you may also cultivate strategically. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to drive fiercely. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think ultra-24/7. Think mega-end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our data hygiene but our power to disintermediate. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar versioning. Is it more important for something to be global, long-term or to be social-network-based, killer? We frequently extend blog-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! We understand that if you optimize iteravely then you may also upgrade virally. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for coping with new bleeding-edge magnetic, affiliate-based bandwidth? Think 60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you aggregate robustly, you may have to aggregate iteravely. The C2B2B niches factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering.