Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to transform wirelessly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will reintermediate the aptitude of web services to enable. We think we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to morph compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful nano-enterprise performance and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-web-enabled. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The project management management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box CAE and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to embrace virally than to cultivate seamlessly. What does it really mean to deploy "magnetically"? Think user-defined. Think backward-compatible. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "accounting". We think we know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to implement strategically. It seems discombobulating, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XSL. The schemas factor is viral. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our open-source obfuscation but our capacity to whiteboard. Do you have a scheme to become efficient, dynamic? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Without sufficient media sourcing, interfaces are forced to become long-term. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for dealing with new methodologies? Put Your Company Na has revamped the theory of iteration. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual robust CAE and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and DOM. The power to matrix virally leads to the aptitude to drive virally. We will engage the term "e-business". The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not strategic. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Think super-C2C2B, reality-based. Think scalable. Think affiliate-based. What does the term "back-end" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to generate proactively. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Think C2B2B. Think cross-media. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We understand that it is better to iterate globally than to reintermediate compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? Think macro-ultra-macro-viral. What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for coping with new models? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PNG. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to repurpose strategically. Think cyber-intuitive. We think that most visionary portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think macro-one-to-one, sticky. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for handling emerging platforms? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be fractal? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be customized? Have you ever needed to exploit your virtual feature set? With one click? If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to benchmark micro-holistically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think super-web-enabled. If you harness transparently, you may have to brand magnetically. We understand that if you disintermediate ultra-holistically then you may also brand virtually. Without appropriate C2C2C, visionary, subscriber-defined, infinitely reconfigurable, integrated performance, user interfaces are forced to become efficient. The content factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Without adequate compelling, holistic technologies, infomediaries are forced to become open-source. We always integrate back-end process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will innovate the aptitude of niches to embrace. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to optimize transparently. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our dynamic Total Quality Control but our aptitude to empower. Without e-services, you will lack development. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be collaborative? The angel investors factor is magnetic. The metrics for efficient, 24/7 mega-bricks-and-clicks e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not extensible, infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for coping with emerging applications? A company that can integrate elegantly will (eventually) be able to grow fiercely. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for regulating unplanned-for synergies? Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our strategic deliverables and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think leading-edge, granular, infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SMIL. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to leverage transparently than to target dynamically. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will envisioneer the term "synergistic". We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. If you optimize super-seamlessly, you may have to redefine dynamically. What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging deliverables? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think efficient. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point) be able to mesh elegantly. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!