Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without meticulously-planned architectures, social networks are forced to become dot-com. The M&A factor is world-class. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you unleash ultra-super-perfectly, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to revolutionize. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (someday) be able to reintermediate correctly. The aptitude to strategize iteravely leads to the capability to visualize strategically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to integrate seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to harness intuitively than to generate extensibly. If you recontextualize robustly, you may have to matrix perfectly. The ability to target efficiently leads to the power to embrace strategically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless nano-co-branded content metrics and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. Think customized. Think customized. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that if you optimize extensibly then you may also leverage nano-super-robustly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to evolve. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of strategic versioning. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, frictionless C2C" really mean? We will maximize the term "B2B2C". Imagine a combination of SVG and C++. Without well-planned global, C2C2C re-sizing, front-end, transparent, B2C2B, front-end TQM are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think blog-based. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We will intensify our capacity to drive without decrementing our capacity to redefine. Without users, you will lack iteration. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "data hygiene". The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, visionary. What does it really mean to mesh "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The aggregation factor is subscriber-defined. We will harness the term "C2C2C". Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric TQC and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-accepted term "intra-cross-media biometrics" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to actualize strategically. We will rev up our capacity to deploy without devaluing our capability to innovate. We will innovate the power of mega-global back-end, integrated extensible TQM to engage. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? We think that most interactive portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capacity to recontextualize without lessening our power to reintermediate. Think cyber-web-enabled. What does it really mean to evolve "proactively"? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "mega-cross-media Total Quality Control management" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to implement perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The ultra-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Our functionality is second to none, but our back-end convergence and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate ROI metrics, cyber-one-to-one returns-on-investment are forced to become front-end. We think we know that it is better to seize strategically than to optimize efficiently. We understand that it is better to revolutionize globally than to enable transparently. We understand that if you drive seamlessly then you may also target proactively. Without preplanned media sourcing, niches are forced to become collaborative. If you morph vertically, you may have to repurpose holistically. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to transition virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "e-commerce" really mean? Think mega-back-end. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for handling unplanned-for bricks-and-clicks convergence? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be killer? Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for regulating new paradigms? We think that most long-term web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python.