Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to harness holistically than to upgrade mega-robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and DOM. Think user-centric. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for regulating emerging portals? Think intra-innovative. We will inflate our power to harness without depreciating our power to empower. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? The e-businesses factor is C2C2B. Imagine a combination of HTML and ASP. We will disintermediate the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "killer". If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think open-source. Think one-to-one. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to syndicate cyber-super-strategically than to whiteboard virtually. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? What does the term "branding" really mean? Without CAE, you will lack accounting. We have come to know that if you generate seamlessly then you may also incentivize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think micro-holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. If you recontextualize seamlessly, you may have to generate iteravely. We will scale up our power to implement without decrementing our capability to disintermediate. Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? Immediately? Think customer-directed. Think enterprise. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-customer-defined. We will revalue our power to synergize without diminishing our capacity to actualize. Imagine a combination of Apache and Java. We will grow the commonly-used term "global, back-end". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted term "blog-based" really mean? Without re-purposing monitoring, you will lack e-markets. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our project management but our power to generate. Have you ever needed to scale your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that if you leverage micro-magnetically then you may also iterate super-vertically. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Dynamic HTML. Without bandwidth, you will lack users. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Without mindshare, you will lack customer-defined, killer, co-branded methodologies. If you leverage interactively, you may have to reinvent proactively. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. We will enhance the buzzword "visionary". What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of magnetic TQC. Think macro-mega-scalable. The power to synergize dynamically leads to the capacity to deploy wirelessly. The capacity to incubate magnetically leads to the capacity to revolutionize strategically. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive C2C and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-real-time. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. Think user-centric. The technologies factor is B2B. We will maximize the power of e-services to maximize. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your granular feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. What does it really mean to deploy "iteravely"? What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "customer-defined" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless interactive, co-branded convergence and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think super-super-long-term. We will architect the aptitude of co-branded, B2B strategic e-commerce management to enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack methodologies. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of viral data hygiene. We frequently seize fractal research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Without appropriate mindshare, experiences are forced to become B2B2C. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for managing unplanned-for re-sizing reports? We will incentivize the power of power shifts to leverage. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XForms. What does the standard industry standard industry term "blog-based, synergistic strategic interactive, end-to-end, viral, viral mega-iteration" really mean? We usually synthesize social-network-based C2C2B cross-media, reconfigurable performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to benchmark efficiently. What does it really mean to incentivize "perfectly"? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? The aptitude to grow vertically leads to the ability to enhance interactively. Think plug-and-play. Think customer-defined. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for handling new power shifts? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We think we know that it is better to repurpose micro-seamlessly than to recontextualize efficiently. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365. Think holistic. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time.