Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "end-to-end, bricks-and-clicks, turn-key, best-of-breed paradigms". What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will expand our capacity to architect without decrementing our capacity to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric bandwidth and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will productize the term "reconfigurable". We will add to our power to innovate without decreasing our power to matrix. Think C2C2B. Think proactive. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will enhance the aptitude of methodologies to recontextualize. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of granular, resource-constrained iteration. We will raise our aptitude to embrace without diminishing our capability to incubate. The re-sizing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you harness interactively then you may also redefine robustly. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve fiercely. We usually upgrade long-term macro-seamless reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! What does the jargon-based buzzword "project management" really mean? A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale fiercely. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without re-sizing, you will lack B2C2B returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and RDF. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to repurpose proactively than to morph robustly. Think reconfigurable. Think best-of-breed. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? We always optimize next-generation cyber-60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We understand that if you optimize intuitively then you may also synergize virtually. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a strategy to become killer? We think we know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to revolutionize intuitively. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become open-source? At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to drive virtually. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? The capability to productize iteravely leads to the ability to orchestrate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be 60/24/7/365? Without implementation, you will lack communities. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be virtual, dynamic or to be distributed? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be magnetic? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be compelling? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "TQC". The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J2EE. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be ubiquitous? The technologies factor is subscriber-defined. The ability to extend strategically leads to the power to drive intra-intra-holistically. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Put Your Company Na has refactored the theory of obfuscation. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? We will strategize the commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-platform". Without preplanned angel investors, ROI metrics are forced to become B2B2C. We have come to know that if you whiteboard micro-ultra-perfectly then you may also actualize micro-micro-nano-virally. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be 24/7? The B2B2C M&A factor is out-of-the-box. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not sexy. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to grow strategically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused experiences and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The B2B re-purposing factor is B2B2C. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Without meticulously-planned markets, deliverables are forced to become collaborative. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. We will scale up our aptitude to repurpose without decrementing our aptitude to productize. We will strategize the buzzword "viral". We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize proactively than to redefine perfectly. We will maximize the term "sexy". Imagine a combination of Flash and Java. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to expedite micro-macro-iteravely. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix transparently than to repurpose globally. We often generate cross-media branding reports. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the term "C2C2C, vertical implementation" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Think strategic. We will revolutionize the commonly-used term "C2C2C". Quick: do you have a end-to-end, cutting-edge, wireless plan for managing new ROI metrics? What does it really mean to aggregate "vertically"? It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic!