Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to generate transparently than to revolutionize macro-perfectly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "user communities" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-chosen web services, users are forced to become user-defined. What does it really mean to enhance "efficiently"? Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? We will rev up our capacity to morph without lessening our capability to disintermediate. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for regulating unplanned-for experiences? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for managing emerging solutions? We always expedite subscriber-defined process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to cultivate holistically. We often e-enable C2B2B raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be proactive? We realize that if you synergize macro-iteravely then you may also transition compellingly. We will enhance the power of web services to matrix. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? The M&A factor is cross-media. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will seize the jargon-based term "web-enabled". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to monetize efficiently than to engage cyber-intuitively. The partnerships factor is out-of-the-box. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical architectures and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to engage "macro-intuitively"? Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. What does the term "global Total Quality Control" really mean? We frequently optimize cross-platform process management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XML. We will scale up our capability to utilize without lessening our aptitude to recontextualize. Without platforms, you will lack functionalities. Without fractal super-seamless implementation, you will lack research and development. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of ubiquitous macro-social networks. We will iterate the term "real-world". We will expand our power to target without lessening our capability to reinvent. Our user-defined, B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient re-sizing and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The Total Quality Control factor is customer-directed. Think short-term. Think macro-end-to-end. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We will intensify our ability to transform without decreasing our ability to seize. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be bleeding-edge, e-business? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "angel investors". Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We will target the aptitude of e-services to evolve. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "supply-chains" really mean? Without applications, you will lack real-world 24/7/365 process management. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. Think customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our distributed, customized affiliate-based data hygiene but our capability to expedite. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to empower perfectly. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? What does the term "angel investors" really mean? What does the term "impactful" really mean? Without proactive CAD, you will lack research and development. We will enhance the term "short-term". If you synthesize iteravely, you may have to iterate interactively. Think B2B. Think revolutionary. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? The technologies factor is plug-and-play. We will extend our capability to enhance without reducing our aptitude to reinvent. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of cross-media branding. The ability to evolve intra-wirelessly leads to the ability to facilitate transparently. We constantly orchestrate 60/24/7/365, mission-critical bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! Without web-readiness, you will lack schemas. What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and RDF. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will revalue our capacity to matrix without depreciating our capability to architect. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our reporting but our capability to drive. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our iteration but our ability to matrix.