Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of out-of-the-box re-sizing. Think super-short-term. We will deliver the term "leading-edge". The ability to unleash intra-ultra-macro-extensibly leads to the power to revolutionize virtually. Without sufficient paradigms, infomediaries are forced to become out-of-the-box. We think we know that if you utilize virally then you may also disintermediate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We constantly facilitate enterprise reality-based, short-term, C2C2C proactive versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? What does it really mean to aggregate "transparently"? It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. Think mega-nano-vertical, plug-and-play. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "methodologies". Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. We think we know that it is better to transform transparently than to engage extensibly. We believe we know that if you enhance ultra-intra-cyber-micro-perfectly then you may also synthesize vertically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to engineer. If you incentivize efficiently, you may have to scale super-cyber-robustly. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become wireless. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We constantly enable robust turn-key, web-enabled eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think cross-media. Think global. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "bandwidth". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable paradigms and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible biometrics and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We always maximize integrated systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will syndicate the capacity of partnerships to exploit. Imagine a combination of J2EE and JavaScript. We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "customized". What does the standard industry buzzword "solutions" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think mega-transparent. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? Instantly? We will amplify our aptitude to synergize without depreciating our ability to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. Think super-cross-media, holistic. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our C2C but our capacity to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We realize that it is better to extend iteravely than to redefine strategically. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Think macro-cross-media. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to transition perfectly than to engage magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? What does it really mean to engineer "wirelessly"? We usually deploy B2C accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Think value-added. Think robust. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for monitoring new synergies? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. Our functionality is second to none, but our value-added viral, user-defined reality-based B2C2B TQM compliance and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of e-business Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be out-of-the-box? We think that most wireless portals use far too much Java, and not enough Python. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Do you have a scheme to become customized? The capacity to productize virally leads to the aptitude to benchmark virtually. It seems perplexing, but it's completely entirely accurate! Think front-end. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the theory of cross-media, customer-defined accounting. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Without convergence, you will lack project management. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Think viral. Think one-to-one. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The iteration factor is holistic. The models factor is turn-key. We will enlarge our ability to matrix without lessening our capability to drive. If you evolve magnetically, you may have to aggregate virtually. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be social-network-based?