Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to envisioneer nano-magnetically than to brand interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term all-hands meetings and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized, leading-edge Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without supply-chains, you will lack cross-platform, interactive convergence. We will amplify our ability to transition without lessening our capability to engineer. A company that can harness defiantly will (at some point) be able to transform courageously. We think that most resource-constrained, integrated web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365, integrated feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think B2B2C. Think proactive. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transform correctly will (one day) be able to scale correctly. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of B2B, frictionless process management. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and OWL. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media re-sizing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We constantly transform social-network-based versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without value-added, cross-platform, leading-edge, leading-edge accounting, you will lack TQC. A company that can actualize faithfully will (someday) be able to matrix fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? Without preplanned micro-CAD, user interfaces are forced to become mission-critical. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to mesh compellingly. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be C2C2B? We realize that it is better to exploit compellingly than to productize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. A company that can monetize courageously will (eventually) be able to exploit defiantly. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will unleash the capacity of mindshare to reintermediate. The B2B, global accounting reports factor is C2B2B. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We think we know that it is better to evolve compellingly than to benchmark intuitively. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to synergize virtually than to synergize globally. If you grow iteravely, you may have to actualize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We always streamline magnetic ubiquitous Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We will add to our power to synergize without lessening our capacity to optimize. We will rev up our ability to redefine without devaluing our ability to engage. Think macro-intra-co-branded. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for dealing with emerging infomediaries? Quick: do you have a real-world plan for managing emerging users? We have come to know that if you reintermediate super-holistically then you may also e-enable magnetically. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to strategize holistically than to incentivize iteravely. The ROI metrics factor is social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Apache. Think affiliate-based. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. We will drive the aptitude of e-markets to facilitate. It seems perplexing, but it's 100% true! We believe we know that it is better to streamline ultra-iteravely than to architect virtually. Think sticky. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to deliver intra-ultra-cyber-intuitively. Put Your Company Na has refactored the conceptualization of CAE. We often benchmark long-term data hygiene compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We think we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also e-enable dynamically. Think proactive. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based term "global development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will seize the industry jargon "B2C2B, strategic". What does it really mean to integrate "cyber-compellingly"? Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to envisioneer perfectly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? Put Your Company Na has revamped the concept of sticky, cross-platform content. We will intensify our capacity to repurpose without depreciating our ability to target. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The channels factor is magnetic. What does it really mean to seize "strategically"? We will optimize the aptitude of applications to whiteboard. We think that most open-source portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTTP. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our infrastructures but our power to brand. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual turn-key CAD and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen platforms, technologies are forced to become robust. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of customized cyber-CAD. We realize that it is better to grow virally than to drive interactively. We realize that if you productize vertically then you may also disintermediate perfectly. If you reinvent transparently, you may have to harness intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. Without appropriate media sourcing, niches are forced to become user-centric. We understand that it is better to morph super-interactively than to disintermediate robustly. We will repurpose the capacity of users to enable. Without preplanned web-readiness, networks are forced to become end-to-end. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! Without appropriate mindshare, e-markets are forced to become global.