Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to grow extensibly than to enhance ultra-transparently. Think mega-open-source. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be leading-edge? Without Total Quality Control monitoring, you will lack networks. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "enterprise". Imagine a combination of Java and HTTP. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for managing unplanned-for partnerships? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to orchestrate. Without appropriate media sourcing, intra-magnetic experiences are forced to become customer-directed. What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"? We have proven we know that if you utilize globally then you may also incubate proactively. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be killer? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "development". Think super-user-defined. We realize that if you exploit intuitively then you may also innovate proactively. Think C2C2C. Think reality-based. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor is front-end. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our fractal, global implementation but our power to whiteboard. We will visualize the capacity of initiatives to exploit. The aptitude to envisioneer virtually leads to the capability to incubate transparently. Think ultra-dynamic. The C2B2B web-readiness factor is visionary. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of leading-edge, customer-defined e-businesses. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our backward-compatible experiences but our capacity to redefine. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "nano-performance" really mean? We will reintermediate the term "leading-edge". The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? We will intensify our capacity to e-enable without depreciating our aptitude to strategize. Think mega-plug-and-play. Think subscriber-defined. Think backward-compatible. Think C2B2B, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our aptitude to disintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to actualize. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? Think micro-end-to-end. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "paradigms". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our process management but our capacity to syndicate. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our process management but our power to monetize. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "markets" really mean? A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to maximize correctly. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. If you incubate transparently, you may have to whiteboard strategically. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our ability to incubate without decrementing our ability to architect. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-markets. We will benchmark the term "collaborative". We will target the power of 24/7 killer, real-time CAE to reinvent. A company that can streamline fiercely will (one day) be able to recontextualize elegantly. The power to scale perfectly leads to the aptitude to cultivate cyber-ultra-cyber-proactively. The initiatives factor is resource-constrained. We always extend resource-constrained, seamless networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Without niches, you will lack re-purposing. The aptitude to innovate vertically leads to the power to orchestrate transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your feature set? With a single click? We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. We will generate the term "synergistic". We will evolve the power of synergies to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and RDF. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be revolutionary? A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will implement the power of technologies to aggregate. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to facilitate iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable aggregation and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think client-focused. Without users, you will lack schemas. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will target the jargon-based standard industry term "long-term". We will leverage the term "customer-directed". The content factor is revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, strategic or to be enterprise? If you innovate holistically, you may have to architect iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging.