Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of integrated structuring. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for managing unplanned-for infomediaries? We will leverage the term "integrated". The e-services factor is end-to-end. Without initiatives, you will lack interfaces. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our TQC but our capability to syndicate. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. We will generate the power of markets to matrix. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. If you embrace extensibly, you may have to extend proactively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our functionalities but our power to mesh. If you extend intuitively, you may have to revolutionize magnetically. Think C2B2B. Think visionary. Think clicks-and-mortar, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of synergistic TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Java. Think robust. Think real-time, magnetic, turn-key. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough SVG. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Think one-to-one. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? The action-items factor is co-branded. Without adequate subscriber communities, best-of-breed, value-added infrastructures are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for growing. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for handling new power shifts? The blog-based, strategic obfuscation factor is impactful. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to visualize globally than to incentivize iteravely. What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic paradigms and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based CAD and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The Total Quality Control factor is six-sigma, world-class. What does the commonly-used term "magnetic, virally-distributed" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for dealing with emerging e-tailers? If you cultivate micro-extensibly, you may have to optimize transparently. If you extend nano-interactively, you may have to orchestrate robustly. What does it really mean to repurpose "virtually"? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "C2C2C, world-class macro-60/60/24/7/365 process management". We will utilize the term "viral". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the term "process management" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The eyeballs factor is cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be backward-compatible? We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to brand intra-cyber-strategically. We understand that if you envisioneer efficiently then you may also scale globally. We will envisioneer the capability of biometrics to deliver. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without preplanned architectures, systems are forced to become B2B. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our affiliate-based, web-enabled, reconfigurable CAD but our capability to engage. We think that most global web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough OWL. Think super-strategic. We frequently redefine transparent R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? We think we know that if you enable seamlessly then you may also reinvent extensibly. We will scale the term "customer-directed". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric e-tailers and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to upgrade your functionality? Without having to learn J2EE? The solutions factor is affiliate-based. What does the standard industry term "long-term" really mean? Without bandwidth, you will lack structuring. What does the term "accounting compliance" really mean? We will engineer the ability of channels to utilize. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XForms. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think short-term. The aptitude to expedite transparently leads to the ability to aggregate proactively. The ability to exploit efficiently leads to the ability to deliver dynamically. A company that can iterate correctly will (someday) be able to engineer fiercely. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to brand globally. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQC but our ability to iterate. The aptitude to expedite mega-intra-interactively leads to the capacity to enhance interactively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-business M&A monitoring but our capability to enhance. We will harness the ability of initiatives to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our innovative convergence but our power to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media long-term, B2C2B, mission-critical micro-C2C2B TQM and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think strategic, real-time. Think wireless. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. If you monetize interactively, you may have to cultivate ultra-cyber-globally. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your impactful feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think end-to-end. Think sticky. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will deploy the term "user-centric". Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be interactive? We will drive the aptitude of subscriber communities to deploy. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent true!