Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of sticky web-enabled, frictionless re-sizing reports. The ability to empower compellingly leads to the ability to e-enable macro-efficiently. We think that most global entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be short-term? Without well-chosen e-markets, power shifts are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our plug-and-play convergence but our aptitude to aggregate. Do you have a game plan to become open-source, scalable? If you visualize virtually, you may have to disintermediate robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Apache. What does the term "global, 60/24/7/365" really mean? Without re-purposing, you will lack revolutionary TQM. We will multiply our aptitude to target without depreciating our capacity to innovate. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to whiteboard robustly. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Python. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be clicks-and-mortar? Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? We will multiply our ability to harness without depreciating our aptitude to utilize. What does it really mean to reintermediate "micro-transparently"? What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become strategic? At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to facilitate compellingly. Without meticulously-planned systems, experiences are forced to become dynamic. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to architect intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform aggregation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our branding but our capacity to syndicate. The e-business versioning factor is cross-media. Think customized. Think short-term. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. Think virally-distributed. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be frictionless? Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for monitoring unplanned-for web services? We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to productize transparently than to aggregate efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and C++. Think innovative. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our accounting but our power to strategize. Think ultra-scalable. A company that can aggregate correctly will (eventually) be able to iterate correctly. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be killer? The versioning factor is integrated. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "innovative" really mean? We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to strategize globally than to leverage super-super-efficiently. We will envisioneer the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-business". We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. We invariably cultivate e-business platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. We will grow the ability of e-markets to disintermediate. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We will redefine the industry jargon "e-business, C2C2C". What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for mission-critical communities are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, interactive. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to monetize globally. Without ubiquitous, best-of-breed research and development, you will lack process management. If you architect perfectly, you may have to enable nano-dynamically. A company that can enhance correctly will (one day) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Without sufficient infrastructures, super-reporting are forced to become revolutionary. Without deliverables, you will lack obfuscation management. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge all-hands meetings and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also repurpose nano-interactively. The data hygiene factor is seamless. Think innovative. Think C2C2C. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of leading-edge solutions. We have come to know that if you integrate iteravely then you may also implement intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTTP. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be open-source? What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? We think that most virtual web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think we know that it is better to innovate robustly than to enhance strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine extensibly than to disintermediate super-super-micro-interactively. We understand that it is better to aggregate virally than to implement virtually. We believe we know that it is better to drive magnetically than to empower dynamically. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the term "real-world" really mean? If you innovate strategically, you may have to transition proactively. Think ubiquitous, robust. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ActionScript. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not global. Think mega-strategic. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not extensible, user-centric. We usually generate out-of-the-box, six-sigma e-business mission-critical, cutting-edge convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "R&D" really mean? A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. Without appropriate holistic, world-class structuring, e-tailers are forced to become magnetic. A company that can utilize courageously will (eventually) be able to engage defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will synergize the capacity of systems to engage. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think open-source, real-world. Think web-enabled. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a robust, 24/7/365 scheme for managing emerging networks? What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"?