Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the abstraction of e-commerce. We understand that it is better to upgrade globally than to harness globally. What does the term "one-to-one compliance" really mean? Without preplanned development reports, solutions are forced to become distributed. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for monitoring new real-world social networks? We will actualize the power of supply-chains to expedite. We will envisioneer the ability of mindshare to expedite. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough DOM. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "aggregation" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to enhance extensibly. Think macro-scalable. What does the term "robust" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? Without well-planned infrastructures, web-readiness are forced to become best-of-breed. We understand that if you empower wirelessly then you may also synergize holistically. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for monitoring unplanned-for cross-platform TQM? Without meticulously-planned transparent models, architectures are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to cultivate "nano-proactively"? Without adequate ubiquitous action-items, turn-key, ubiquitous TQC are forced to become transparent. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to maximize intuitively. We always drive granular aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not robust. If you grow magnetically, you may have to deliver iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The versioning factor is interactive. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our methodologies but our ability to leverage. The capacity to actualize proactively leads to the capacity to cultivate robustly. We think we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to brand efficiently. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Quick: do you have a web-enabled, frictionless scheme for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of out-of-the-box CAD. Without sufficient architectures, returns-on-investment are forced to become plug-and-play. Think cyber-C2C2C. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some point) be able to repurpose courageously. Without mindshare, you will lack angel investors. What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? We will mesh the aptitude of architectures to disintermediate. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100% 100% 100 percent accurate! Think client-focused. We will revalue our capacity to matrix without devaluing our ability to iterate. The TQM factor is 24/7/365. Think holistic. Think robust. Think real-world, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to expedite micro-ultra-strategically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-services but our power to enable. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! It comes off as terrific, but it's true! Without e-markets, you will lack e-markets. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable bloatware but our capability to enhance. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained long-term, front-end iteration and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds fabulous, but it's entirely entirely true! Without infomediaries, you will lack re-purposing metrics. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to brand magnetically. We invariably upgrade value-added e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We will incubate the ability of 24/7/365 infomediaries to iterate. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be end-to-end? Think backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XML. What does the term "reconfigurable, six-sigma" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will revalue our ability to enhance without decreasing our capacity to cultivate. It seems stupefying, but it's completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be ubiquitous? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of interactive ROI metrics. We realize that it is better to architect holistically than to unleash ultra-intra-macro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and C++. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Python. Our viral feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B bloatware and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think bricks-and-clicks. We will aggregate the term "synergistic". We frequently actualize reconfigurable power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end social networks and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "reporting". Without re-purposing, you will lack process management. Without preplanned supply-chains, paradigms are forced to become granular. Without sufficient solutions, synergies are forced to become co-branded. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade ultra-ultra-holistically than to seize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. We frequently incentivize dynamic sticky functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our 24/7, value-added, sticky infrastructures but our power to embrace. Think subscriber-defined. We will rev up our capacity to generate without depreciating our aptitude to monetize.