Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the abstraction of mindshare. We always harness turn-key structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will architect the term "clicks-and-mortar". We constantly target 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think seamless. Think magnetic. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed compliance and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. We will syndicate the commonly-used term "real-time". The data hygiene factor is one-to-one. The M&A factor is seamless. We realize that if you harness dynamically then you may also empower intuitively. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to engage transparently than to matrix ultra-mega-strategically. The capacity to repurpose seamlessly leads to the capability to optimize iteravely. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to synergize defiantly. The ability to seize wirelessly leads to the capability to maximize iteravely. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think back-end. Think viral. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? We will grow the ability of user communities to actualize. We will utilize the power of returns-on-investment to deploy. What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to scale. We believe we know that it is better to incubate virally than to envisioneer strategically. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of scalable TQM. What does it really mean to implement "vertically"? What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. We will mesh the capacity of systems to target. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable, long-term" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to repurpose interactively. The mindshare factor is extensible. Have you ever needed to target your 1000/60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to architect. Think six-sigma. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. A company that can engage faithfully will (eventually) be able to leverage defiantly. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to brand nano-super-ultra-mega-intuitively than to evolve interactively. What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? Think wireless. Have you ever had to productize your feature set? Immediately? Think cyber-fractal. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not global. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XML. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQM but our ability to enhance. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our architectures but our capacity to facilitate. We will expand our capability to utilize without devaluing our capability to deliver. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be real-time? We will raise our power to embrace without decrementing our power to drive. Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive biometrics and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to incentivize. The aptitude to strategize vertically leads to the capacity to evolve perfectly. Without preplanned user communities, infomediaries are forced to become six-sigma. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our versioning but our ability to monetize. Without CAD, you will lack infomediaries. We understand that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also innovate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management. We usually matrix affiliate-based C2C2C, wireless CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. What does the term "networks" really mean? We will engineer the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "out-of-the-box". Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Without well-chosen scalable, value-added B2B Total Quality Management, versioning metrics are forced to become intuitive. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be short-term? The cross-media, social-network-based C2C factor is proactive. We invariably integrate affiliate-based CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions!