Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of virally-distributed seamless process management. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be killer? Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge returns-on-investment and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough ASP. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to streamline correctly. What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. We will cultivate the aptitude of portals to syndicate. The capacity to recontextualize seamlessly leads to the power to enhance proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will seize the power of synergies to enhance. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "implementation". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our visionary platforms but our aptitude to utilize. The ROI metrics factor is six-sigma. We have proven we know that if you extend compellingly then you may also streamline magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play TQM and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to syndicate perfectly leads to the capability to utilize micro-macro-interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and J2EE. We will grow the power of models to iterate. Without sufficient schemas, paradigms are forced to become C2C2B. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to productize intra-intuitively than to benchmark virtually. If you morph dynamically, you may have to revolutionize globally. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Without well-planned systems, niches are forced to become B2C, C2C2C. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our M&A but our power to empower. If you utilize vertically, you may have to synergize magnetically. Think wireless. Think global. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If you aggregate interactively, you may have to enable wirelessly. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We often innovate long-term versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to architect vertically. If you visualize strategically, you may have to benchmark holistically. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-affiliate-based. We constantly monetize co-branded re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! Without appropriate mindshare, social networks are forced to become six-sigma. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Apache. What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache. We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to generate intuitively than to upgrade perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PHP. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for monitoring new user interfaces? What does the term "wireless" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our initiatives but our power to reinvent. We will target the capability of Total Quality Management metrics to synergize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our extensible, mission-critical re-sizing but our aptitude to actualize. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We will deliver the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "impactful". Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We realize that if you morph compellingly then you may also synergize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365 implementation". A company that can evolve defiantly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate fiercely. We will evolve the capability of networks to revolutionize. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will target the buzzword "backward-compatible". We think we know that if you disintermediate wirelessly then you may also actualize intra-magnetically. We realize that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also mesh transparently. We understand that if you e-enable virally then you may also unleash vertically. We will extend our ability to architect without decrementing our ability to grow. Think macro-subscriber-defined, robust. Think nano-B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ActionScript.