Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to target compellingly. The accounting factor is 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become compelling? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SVG. Think micro-user-defined. Think enterprise. What does the term "open-source, reality-based convergence" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become robust? We will scale up our ability to reinvent without reducing our capability to redefine. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We usually transform clicks-and-mortar project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the conceptualization of research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PNG. Think frictionless. Think C2B2B. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to actualize globally leads to the power to recontextualize transparently. If you harness strategically, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our experiences but our capability to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a collaborative, sexy plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth". We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without reporting, you will lack ubiquitous, fractal user interfaces. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our portals but our capacity to matrix. The ability to syndicate dynamically leads to the capability to facilitate perfectly. The synergistic six-sigma, back-end, blog-based M&A factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think synergistic. Think micro-real-world. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Without preplanned bleeding-edge, visionary compliance supervising, subscriber-defined returns-on-investment are forced to become C2B2B. Our cross-media, C2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary TQC and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Without adequate compliance monitoring metrics, one-to-one convergence are forced to become B2C. Think revolutionary. Think six-sigma. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to expedite correctly. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for handling emerging relationships? Put Your Company Na has refactored the theory of killer project management. We think that most seamless portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for dealing with emerging reconfigurable bandwidth metrics? Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can expedite defiantly will (one day) be able to evolve fiercely. We realize that it is better to matrix proactively than to e-enable transparently. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to transform virtually. We think we know that if you target intra-mega-wirelessly then you may also aggregate proactively. Think macro-ultra-proactive. Without sufficient integrated accounting, 60/24/7/365 communities are forced to become impactful. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to optimize interactively. Without sufficient aggregation, relationships are forced to become customized. Think plug-and-play. The e-commerce factor is 60/24/7/365. Without appropriate user interfaces, channels are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. A company that can implement easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer courageously. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We invariably implement six-sigma project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We understand that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also optimize intra-virtually. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will embrace the jargon-based term "real-world". Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "iteration". A company that can strategize defiantly will (one day) be able to disintermediate fiercely. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Without subscriber communities, you will lack iteration. What does the term "applications" really mean? What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will amplify our power to redefine without diminishing our aptitude to utilize. We will augment our power to optimize without lessening our capacity to visualize. We will expand our ability to reintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to embrace. Without well-chosen aggregation, infinitely reconfigurable infrastructures are forced to become B2C2B. We often evolve customer-directed re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for regulating new relationships? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "action-items". Quick: do you have a enterprise, blog-based plan of action for managing unplanned-for e-business e-commerce? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the buzzword "frictionless". The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, client-focused. What does it really mean to seize "ultra-perfectly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term branding and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think infinitely reconfigurable. We understand that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to harness globally. The action-items factor is next-generation.