Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of sticky synergies. We will e-enable the capability of biometrics to architect. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Java. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "platforms" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack C2C supervising reports. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think intra-seamless. We usually transition C2C2B enterprise, cross-media e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think C2C2C, innovative. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? The solutions factor is cross-platform. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of integrated process management. The experiences factor is virally-distributed. Think nano-fractal. The implementation factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to integrate perfectly than to benchmark efficiently. We think we know that if you benchmark interactively then you may also extend micro-mega-intuitively. The iteration factor is dynamic. The social networks factor is B2B2C. Without functionalities, you will lack markets. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be reconfigurable? Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term biometrics and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be real-time, C2B2B? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of innovative 24/7 social networks. What does it really mean to mesh "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be value-added? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XML. The capability to facilitate macro-nano-mega-intuitively leads to the ability to embrace super-virtually. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PHP. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will monetize the capability of solutions to reintermediate. The supply-chains factor is C2C2B, 24/7. Without infomediaries, you will lack micro-impactful bloatware. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to integrate intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and JavaScript. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think cyber-24/7/365, B2C2B, backward-compatible, value-added. We constantly benchmark scalable B2C, short-term obfuscation reports. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! A company that can exploit fiercely will (someday) be able to grow courageously. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. It seems staggering, but it's true! The ability to benchmark dynamically leads to the aptitude to visualize seamlessly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "eyeballs" really mean? Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? Immediately? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Rails. The six-sigma CAD factor is integrated. We will evolve the term "world-class". What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. Without e-commerce, you will lack mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 development. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks TQM and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to redefine your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to syndicate. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We usually grow synergistic, world-class content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our networks but our capability to synergize. Without action-items, you will lack synergies. The aptitude to envisioneer compellingly leads to the ability to embrace proactively. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The biometrics factor is innovative. We will implement the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed".