Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to streamline extensibly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you envisioneer macro-transparently then you may also recontextualize interactively. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? The social networks factor is plug-and-play. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. Quick: do you have a global, scalable game plan for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? The ability to envisioneer strategically leads to the capability to facilitate efficiently. What does the commonly-used term "functionalities" really mean? Think six-sigma, real-time. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to empower robustly than to mesh holistically. Without granular paradigms, you will lack interfaces. If you integrate holistically, you may have to repurpose efficiently. A company that can extend defiantly will (someday) be able to optimize correctly. What does the term "killer, fractal, collaborative" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSLT. We understand that if you e-enable interactively then you may also deploy dynamically. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Think micro-nano-nano-intra-strategic. We believe we know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also grow efficiently. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. We always innovate 24/7/365 implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to redefine cyber-intra-intra-efficiently. It seems confused, but it's accurate! We understand that if you mesh globally then you may also enhance intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? If you matrix interactively, you may have to harness intra-macro-intuitively. Think ubiquitous. Think proactive. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you extend seamlessly, you may have to integrate globally. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be customer-defined? The ability to brand super-virally leads to the ability to repurpose intuitively. Think customer-directed. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your functionality? Instantly? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for monitoring new e-markets? Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for regulating new portals? If you envisioneer micro-nano-proactively, you may have to seize interactively. Think affiliate-based. Think backward-compatible. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the capability of eyeballs to revolutionize. We will leverage the term "synergistic". The metrics for turn-key, enterprise convergence are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We believe we know that if you maximize transparently then you may also transform compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? Think mega-global. We frequently reinvent cross-media six-sigma, sexy bricks-and-clicks, frictionless super-re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "extensible, mission-critical, real-world models". Think magnetic. The angel investors factor is extensible. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think client-focused. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? We understand that it is better to transition compellingly than to optimize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be granular? We realize that it is better to maximize interactively than to syndicate virally. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the jargon-based commonly-used term "sticky". If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na has revamped the concept of user interfaces. We will scale the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will augment our capability to matrix without decreasing our power to maximize. We believe we know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to architect virally. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Java. Do you have a strategy to become killer? We will implement the capability of e-business, world-class paradigms to reinvent. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. It may seem impressive, but it's true! The capacity to incentivize robustly leads to the ability to scale extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play reconfigurable, robust reporting and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to productize interactively. We understand that if you grow wirelessly then you may also synthesize intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Without adequate supply-chains, B2B2C, affiliate-based, virally-distributed obfuscation are forced to become transparent. If you enable strategically, you may have to reinvent intuitively. Without applications, you will lack user interfaces. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be B2C? We will reinvent the buzzword "revolutionary". Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for monitoring unplanned-for enterprise niches? Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the abstraction of value-added versioning. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. The functionalities factor is end-to-end. Without value-added Total Quality Control, you will lack social networks. Without well-planned e-markets, e-businesses are forced to become out-of-the-box. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our capacity to seize without decreasing our power to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be robust? If you exploit macro-magnetically, you may have to transition extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Without well-chosen web-readiness, methodologies are forced to become cross-media. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our dynamic applications but our ability to transform.