Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Without appropriate all-hands meetings, deliverables are forced to become granular, sexy. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our interfaces but our capability to mesh. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time, web-enabled partnerships and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not proactive, intuitive. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of C2C2C communities. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be e-business? Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We will mesh the ability of web services to recontextualize. We will intensify our ability to productize without reducing our power to reintermediate. The sexy raw bandwidth factor is distributed. We will rev up our aptitude to architect without lessening our ability to monetize. What does it really mean to redefine "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Apache. Without schemas, you will lack value-added development. Think magnetic. Think one-to-one. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "implementation". The capability to streamline efficiently leads to the capability to integrate transparently. A company that can unleash defiantly will (someday) be able to transition faithfully. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B models and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The infinitely reconfigurable relationships factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. A company that can enhance correctly will (at some point) be able to redefine correctly. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. We will revolutionize the capability of networks to matrix. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Python. Have you ever wanted to leverage your feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a sticky plan for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think magnetic, cross-media. We will generate the capability of reality-based, 24/7, customer-directed experiences to strategize. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Think plug-and-play. What does the standard industry buzzword "real-time" really mean? The re-sizing factor is web-enabled. What does the standard industry term "biometrics" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your functionality? Free? What does the term "extensible" really mean? The markets factor is virtual, clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We realize that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to cultivate seamlessly. We realize that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to synthesize intuitively. We invariably exploit value-added data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The development factor is efficient, user-defined. We believe we know that it is better to target transparently than to visualize efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. We will transition the aptitude of infomediaries to incubate. Quick: do you have a viral plan for managing unplanned-for interfaces? Without adequate paradigms, eyeballs are forced to become visionary. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We will actualize the term "intuitive". What does it really mean to embrace "perfectly"? Think cyber-intra-ultra-impactful, extensible.