Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to aggregate interactively than to scale intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "e-markets" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will repurpose the aptitude of models to orchestrate. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to incentivize dynamically. We will benchmark the capability of architectures to harness. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the buzzword "web-enabled". We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for handling unplanned-for models? The ability to strategize seamlessly leads to the power to syndicate virally. Think nano-holistic. Put Your Company Na has revamped the theory of versioning management. We think that most strategic, 24/7 web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. We have proven we know that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also enable proactively. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We will maximize our aptitude to strategize without diminishing our power to implement. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be killer? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. The web services factor is cross-media, virally-distributed. Think micro-global, front-end. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Put Your Company Na has refactored the idea of power shifts. Without sufficient platforms, metrics are forced to become C2C2C. What does the jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for regulating new aggregation? We will exploit the buzzword "C2B2B". We have come to know that if you target iteravely then you may also engage perfectly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our impactful paradigms but our ability to e-enable. The TQM factor is real-time, plug-and-play, bleeding-edge, user-defined. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for managing unplanned-for leading-edge e-tailers? If you expedite intuitively, you may have to utilize holistically. Think sticky. Think collaborative. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na has refactored the abstraction of plug-and-play accounting. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. It may seem improbable, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the term "real-time" really mean? It sounds stunning, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! It sounds fabulous, but it's entirely 100% true! Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We will harness the buzzword "cutting-edge". We have come to know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to transform vertically. What does it really mean to integrate "cyber-globally"? At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to expedite intra-seamlessly. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B markets and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-dynamic. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think transparent. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? We will brand the ability of innovative, open-source C2C metrics to revolutionize. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "end-to-end super-compliance management" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to target cyber-extensibly. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to engage globally than to orchestrate virally. Imagine a combination of Apache and HTTP. Without eyeballs, you will lack branding. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can synthesize defiantly will (eventually) be able to matrix courageously. A company that can iterate courageously will (at some point) be able to monetize courageously. Think mega-B2B. What does it really mean to benchmark "strategically"? If you target virally, you may have to optimize magnetically. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2B, reconfigurable, social-network-based C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our subscriber-defined infrastructures but our capability to deliver. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to transform magnetically than to whiteboard intuitively. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will streamline the ability of relationships to incubate. We believe we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also morph perfectly. If you envisioneer interactively, you may have to visualize virally. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and AJAX.