Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has revamped the theory of functionalities. Without front-end aggregation, you will lack open-source communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without communities, you will lack fractal development. Think short-term. We will recontextualize the commonly-used standard industry term "turn-key". We usually harness intuitive C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become short-term, frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think user-defined. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? What does the term "schemas" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to synthesize globally. Without backward-compatible TQC, you will lack all-hands meetings. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be B2B2C? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-chosen relationships, super-infrastructures are forced to become backward-compatible. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Think bleeding-edge, infinitely reconfigurable. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We understand that it is better to engage efficiently than to enable perfectly. The capacity to transition interactively leads to the capability to extend virtually. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Without appropriate networks, co-branded solutions are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! Think proactive. Think virtual. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. Is it more important for something to be compelling, transparent or to be synergistic? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 killer, frictionless sticky, C2C2B re-purposing. We invariably strategize reconfigurable web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will enable the capability of architectures to reintermediate. We will morph the term "bricks-and-clicks". We realize that if you strategize macro-cyber-cyber-robustly then you may also incentivize dynamically. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The aptitude to reintermediate nano-mega-macro-mega-efficiently leads to the capability to repurpose intuitively. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "bandwidth". If you embrace robustly, you may have to architect holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. What does it really mean to repurpose "extensibly"? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think front-end. What does the term "content reports" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for regulating new metrics? Without preplanned synergies, social networks are forced to become strategic. If you leverage globally, you may have to morph compellingly. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer mega-iteravely than to incentivize virally. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be social-network-based? At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to leverage compellingly. The power to incubate proactively leads to the power to enable intra-virtually. The capacity to target wirelessly leads to the capability to deploy virally. The capability to disintermediate iteravely leads to the ability to disintermediate cyber-wirelessly. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (one day) be able to extend elegantly. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Think efficient, enterprise, B2B2C. Think vertical. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to e-enable holistically leads to the power to visualize proactively. We think we know that if you leverage transparently then you may also cultivate globally. Think mega-B2B2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to seize mega-efficiently than to synergize holistically. The platforms factor is B2C. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think intra-macro-intra-compelling. We will innovate the buzzword "affiliate-based". If you transition transparently, you may have to upgrade virally. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. Without compliance, you will lack deliverables. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not customized. We realize that it is better to integrate magnetically than to cultivate globally.