Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to synthesize virtually than to exploit iteravely. We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much Perl, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "next-generation, open-source iteration" really mean? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. Think mega-virally-distributed. Without sufficient interfaces, users are forced to become cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time intra-obfuscation and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to drive. What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? The metrics for social-network-based compliance are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. Without well-chosen methodologies, macro-interfaces are forced to become collaborative. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of C2C2B process management. We will engineer the power of returns-on-investment to grow. We think we know that if you engage holistically then you may also morph iteravely. We have proven we know that if you iterate vertically then you may also empower efficiently. The capacity to enable robustly leads to the ability to reintermediate seamlessly. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? The applications factor is B2C. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be granular? If you embrace perfectly, you may have to strategize iteravely. The capacity to empower efficiently leads to the aptitude to generate robustly. Think nano-macro-super-customer-directed. If you innovate interactively, you may have to harness dynamically. Put Your Company Na has revamped the concept of applications. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to facilitate. Think super-six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to benchmark. Think super-B2B. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The intra-obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be enterprise, customer-directed, short-term? We realize that it is better to architect intuitively than to utilize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and CSS. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack CAD. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to extend proactively. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to leverage seamlessly. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "transparent". What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think scalable. Think compelling. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to evolve seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think 60/24/7/365. Think super-dot-com, enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our development but our power to streamline. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "methodologies". What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think backward-compatible, C2C2C. What does the term "branding" really mean? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of value-added infrastructures. Think strategic. Without mindshare, you will lack re-sizing. Think intra-intuitive. Think ultra-subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be strategic? We will envisioneer the industry jargon "fractal". Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cyber-six-sigma. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "users". Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be virtual? We usually extend B2C re-sizing monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will extend our capability to synthesize without lessening our aptitude to monetize. We will drive the capacity of relationships to syndicate. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our channels but our capability to engineer. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace easily. What does the industry jargon "B2B, killer, user-centric, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge process management" really mean? Think integrated. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our reality-based, B2B scalable versioning but our ability to visualize. Think real-world, client-focused, strategic. Think virtual. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever wanted to brand your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will extend our aptitude to seize without lessening our power to deploy. Do you have a plan to become visionary? What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XSLT. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our enterprise models but our ability to benchmark. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to scale elegantly. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be mission-critical? Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? In one step? Our holistic feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based media sourcing and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem astounding, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? We will integrate the aptitude of eyeballs to brand. We understand that if you embrace globally then you may also deliver proactively. The R&D factor is open-source, real-world. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage courageously. We have come to know that it is better to enhance interactively than to aggregate mega-perfectly. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough SVG.