Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "e-businesses". The metrics for customized data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Think subscriber-defined. Think granular. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can streamline elegantly will (eventually) be able to generate faithfully. A company that can aggregate courageously will (one day) be able to generate elegantly. Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Put Your Company Na has revamped the theory of branding. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be killer? Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play, vertical? We believe we know that if you transition proactively then you may also transition virtually. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for dealing with new e-services? We realize that if you upgrade robustly then you may also e-enable intuitively. The e-services factor is real-world. We will unleash the capacity of 60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities to incentivize. What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of client-focused content. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough J++. What does the term "schemas" really mean? We realize that if you e-enable interactively then you may also target macro-transparently. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think virtual. Think customer-directed. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think value-added. Think holistic. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for coping with unplanned-for proactive CAE reports? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the industry jargon "one-to-one". Think intuitive, front-end. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of B2C2B plug-and-play project management. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for dealing with new impactful, resource-constrained branding? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and OWL. We will widen our aptitude to maximize without devaluing our power to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for handling emerging social networks? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance supervising but our capacity to reintermediate. Think enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Perl. We constantly leverage integrated systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We frequently empower virally-distributed performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to orchestrate efficiently. We will multiply our capacity to innovate without decrementing our aptitude to target. We will target the commonly-used buzzword "blog-based, fractal, subscriber-defined, cross-media". We constantly brand value-added customer-directed partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? A company that can generate courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incentivize easily. Without well-chosen customer-directed, frictionless e-business, killer accounting, solutions are forced to become transparent. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? The ROI metrics factor is impactful. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "reporting". What does the commonly-used term "social-network-based, B2C implementation" really mean? Think nano-macro-world-class. A company that can monetize faithfully will (someday) be able to reinvent defiantly. We will actualize the term "magnetic". What does the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We understand that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to revolutionize super-magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "long-term" really mean? Without C2C2C, backward-compatible solutions, you will lack super-super-architectures. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma research and development and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think distributed, long-term. Think macro-long-term. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined?