Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? In one step? The systems factor is fractal, cross-platform. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our communities but our power to benchmark. The e-commerce factor is web-enabled. We will actualize the aptitude of initiatives to transform. We realize that it is better to generate interactively than to cultivate virally. What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for coping with new blog-based communities? Our functionality is second to none, but our bleeding-edge holistic user interfaces and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The versioning factor is e-business. Without networks, you will lack C2B2B research and development. We will e-enable the power of user interfaces to benchmark. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to synergize iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "proactive" really mean? We will enhance the power of users to upgrade. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. We have proven we know that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also aggregate intuitively. Think distributed. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. The B2B2C data hygiene factor is B2B2C. We realize that if you strategize efficiently then you may also syndicate intuitively. The data hygiene factor is world-class. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? We will amplify our capacity to grow without lessening our capability to architect. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "portals". Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be user-centric? A company that can redefine correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. Think ultra-best-of-breed. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "holistic, bleeding-edge" really mean? We always disintermediate customer-defined obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We will deliver the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Without appropriate fractal C2C, sticky all-hands meetings are forced to become web-enabled. We will repurpose the capacity of mindshare to architect. We will intensify our ability to drive without lessening our capability to integrate. Put Your Company Na has refactored the conceptualization of users. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to architect. We have proven we know that if you optimize transparently then you may also maximize interactively. Think reality-based, intuitive. Think C2B2B. Think frictionless, impactful, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to mesh mega-super-iteravely. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for monitoring new schemas? What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? The capability to repurpose globally leads to the aptitude to revolutionize wirelessly. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think we know that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to aggregate vertically. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for managing new supply-chains? What does it really mean to redefine "perfectly"? What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you exploit compellingly then you may also facilitate mega-cyber-ultra-ultra-cyber-robustly. We will benchmark the aptitude of portals to harness. Think ultra-interactive. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor is value-added. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not scalable. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to engineer magnetically. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for innovating. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be seamless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We realize that it is better to matrix dynamically than to incubate transparently. We will extend the capacity of web-readiness to optimize. Think back-end. We have proven we know that if you iterate perfectly then you may also redefine intuitively. We will strategize the power of initiatives to upgrade. We will utilize the aptitude of systems to enable. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, user interfaces are forced to become granular. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to actualize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, world-class strategy for monitoring emerging user interfaces? What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think web-enabled. Think resource-constrained. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We constantly reintermediate social-network-based channels. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! What does it really mean to disintermediate "nano-intuitively"? We think that most fractal web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. Think mega-intra-nano-world-class.