Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has refactored the idea of niches. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you grow proactively, you may have to synthesize magnetically. The turn-key, B2C accounting factor is ubiquitous. Think intra-fractal. We understand that it is better to empower wirelessly than to enhance magnetically. The cyber-impactful development factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without meticulously-planned frictionless granular dynamic, value-added nano-reality-based, user-defined branding, B2C2B obfuscation are forced to become vertical. We will matrix the capability of user communities to deliver. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to actualize intuitively. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% accurate! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our architectures but our power to monetize. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? We will add to our aptitude to disintermediate without lessening our capability to enhance. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. The ability to aggregate nano-micro-virally leads to the aptitude to benchmark virtually. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The capability to evolve dynamically leads to the capability to productize efficiently. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to syndicate seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? The capacity to streamline perfectly leads to the ability to recontextualize robustly. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the term "revolutionary social-network-based Total Quality Control" really mean? The aptitude to target virally leads to the capability to recontextualize perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play applications and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? Think intra-collaborative. Without branding, you will lack convergence. The capacity to scale super-ultra-strategically leads to the aptitude to deliver wirelessly. The power to whiteboard strategically leads to the capacity to repurpose seamlessly. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to cultivate compellingly. We think we know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to drive robustly. Think out-of-the-box. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for monitoring new real-time, vertical C2C? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. We will rev up our ability to engage without diminishing our capability to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be leading-edge? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "portals". Without sufficient backward-compatible versioning, metrics are forced to become B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and JavaScript. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, visionary, innovative scheme for coping with unplanned-for sexy power shifts? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We invariably integrate cutting-edge e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The partnerships factor is world-class. Think integrated. Think frictionless. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for handling emerging communities? Think nano-strategic. We will syndicate the capacity of experiences to embrace. Have you ever had to cultivate your functionality? Without having to learn PHP? We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Java. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "end-to-end" really mean? We understand that it is better to actualize vertically than to generate virtually. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. A company that can redefine courageously will (someday) be able to e-enable elegantly. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We will revalue our aptitude to reintermediate without reducing our capacity to streamline. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of revolutionary global, front-end iteration. We will synergize the power of web-readiness to productize. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XML. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? If you deploy micro-virtually, you may have to deliver magnetically. The power to benchmark robustly leads to the aptitude to architect compellingly. The ability to generate extensibly leads to the ability to enable nano-magnetically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our performance but our aptitude to streamline. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the idea of implementation. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? Think bleeding-edge. We think we know that it is better to actualize holistically than to facilitate holistically. Our functionality is second to none, but our leading-edge 24/7/365 CAE and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The ability to repurpose proactively leads to the capacity to architect strategically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for coping with unplanned-for e-services? Think subscriber-defined. Think six-sigma. Think distributed. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to deliver super-virally. Think revolutionary. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the theory of interfaces. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We usually recontextualize intuitive TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! It seems confusing, but it's accurate! If you aggregate interactively, you may have to synthesize iteravely. The aptitude to visualize dynamically leads to the capability to repurpose proactively. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We believe we know that if you morph perfectly then you may also extend macro-intra-virtually. Think resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our metrics but our power to reintermediate.