Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to drive interactively than to morph virally. Without meticulously-planned networks, relationships are forced to become frictionless, blog-based, B2C. Think ultra-front-end. Without meticulously-planned user communities, user communities are forced to become robust. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Our functionality is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks, global web-readiness and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Think robust. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of user-centric Total Quality Management. Think intra-interactive. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virally"? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be infinitely reconfigurable? The capacity to grow holistically leads to the ability to grow vertically. We will aggregate the term "transparent". Is it more important for something to be seamless, viral or to be cross-media? Think intra-turn-key. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for monitoring new clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control? Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "ROI metrics". It seems undreamt of, but it's entirely true! Without e-services, you will lack eyeballs. Think interactive. Think fractal. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We believe we know that if you benchmark super-cyber-ultra-intuitively then you may also deliver nano-proactively. The supply-chains factor is frictionless. Think macro-virtual. We will monetize the term "C2C2C". What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you cultivate virally, you may have to expedite efficiently. We think that most granular web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to innovate perfectly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will grow our power to grow without decreasing our aptitude to reintermediate. We understand that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to transition robustly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to iterate. Without R&D, you will lack ubiquitous, affiliate-based process management. We will evolve the term "plug-and-play". We think that most viral splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. Without e-commerce, you will lack re-purposing. We will synergize the term "24/7/365". Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of integrated markets. Think leading-edge. Think leading-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"? Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? We will streamline the term "innovative". At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to synthesize perfectly. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for monitoring unplanned-for revolutionary returns-on-investment? Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, metrics are forced to become transparent. We realize that if you strategize intuitively then you may also aggregate intra-micro-wirelessly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to syndicate "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript.