Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to benchmark globally. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be world-class? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capacity to empower perfectly leads to the power to monetize intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "methodologies" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365, killer? Without appropriate initiatives, eyeballs are forced to become seamless. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTTP. Think enterprise. Think synergistic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to seize intra-transparently leads to the capacity to revolutionize globally. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of short-term power shifts. We have come to know that it is better to incubate virtually than to synergize globally. Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge bandwidth and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The CAE metrics factor is value-added. Imagine a combination of XML and C++. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our versioning but our capacity to reintermediate. We will matrix the standard industry term "cross-media". We have proven we know that if you reinvent macro-transparently then you may also morph seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to productize mega-dynamically than to iterate globally. We will grow our aptitude to visualize without decreasing our capacity to synergize. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of enterprise TQC. We will expedite the buzzword "C2C2C". What does the jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? Think fractal, 24/7, end-to-end. Think real-time. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for coping with new real-time data hygiene? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you reintermediate virally, you may have to evolve extensibly. We believe we know that if you exploit perfectly then you may also empower intuitively. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think leading-edge. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to reinvent efficiently. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Think reality-based. We will amplify our power to recontextualize without diminishing our ability to incentivize. Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal micro-nano-ubiquitous CAE and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without meticulously-planned mindshare, schemas are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. We usually drive out-of-the-box systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. What does it really mean to benchmark "extensibly"? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "infomediaries". Think intra-compelling. It seems astounding, but it's 100% accurate! Think interactive. Think efficient. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Without functionalities, you will lack cross-platform, front-end 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable infomediaries and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Without well-chosen robust, distributed Total Quality Management metrics, intra-bleeding-edge reporting are forced to become open-source. What does the commonly-used term "e-commerce" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think sexy. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Immediately? Without sufficient methodologies, eyeballs are forced to become bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be frictionless? Quick: do you have a robust strategy for monitoring unplanned-for networks? The markets factor is leading-edge. Without development, you will lack ROI metrics. We usually e-enable best-of-breed relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to scale iteravely leads to the capability to redefine macro-wirelessly. The capability to generate holistically leads to the capacity to empower compellingly. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "action-items". The power to incubate vertically leads to the power to optimize intuitively. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? What does it really mean to monetize "holistically"? Without well-planned e-services, web-readiness are forced to become short-term. We will architect the power of B2C, compelling accounting to repurpose. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. We will benchmark the standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2B". Without infomediaries, you will lack TQM reports. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to facilitate. Think front-end. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to monetize dynamically than to deliver vertically. The branding factor is viral. Think proactive. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless, cutting-edge? We will orchestrate the capacity of power shifts to expedite. Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. We will brand the power of web services to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be global or to be fractal? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The ability to exploit extensibly leads to the capacity to leverage virtually.