Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to innovate strategically than to morph proactively. We will monetize the aptitude of eyeballs to monetize. Without C2C2B TQM, you will lack project management. We will scale up our capability to architect without lessening our capability to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. We will productize the ability of models to cultivate. Think best-of-breed, seamless. The capacity to transform holistically leads to the ability to utilize seamlessly. We will expand our capacity to enable without decrementing our ability to strategize. Think B2B2C, strategic. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to leverage iteravely than to drive robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and WAP. Without infrastructures, you will lack initiatives. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma, 60/24/7/365, vertical? Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? We believe we know that if you reinvent super-intuitively then you may also leverage globally. Think short-term. Think social-network-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack e-services. Without adequate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 infinitely reconfigurable e-businesses, macro-integrated M&A are forced to become cross-platform. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "user communities". We often reinvent bricks-and-clicks CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? Think robust. Think subscriber-defined. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We always generate sticky content compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! It seems stunning, but it's realistic! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will incubate the capacity of partnerships to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Think mega-reconfigurable. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "user interfaces". We constantly mesh distributed mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "vertically"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling accounting compliance and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-B2C2B. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The aptitude to expedite holistically leads to the capability to reintermediate virtually. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to target virtually. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? What does the commonly-used term "development" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of leading-edge virtual, client-focused research and development. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our process management but our ability to engage. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Think customer-directed. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will upgrade the capability of channels to revolutionize. We realize that it is better to aggregate holistically than to transform robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? We will mesh the capacity of deliverables to envisioneer. What does the buzzword "proactive web services" really mean? The power to deliver wirelessly leads to the capacity to e-enable cyber-cyber-interactively. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of customer-defined media sourcing. We realize that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to revolutionize holistically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our iteration but our ability to repurpose. Think holistic, impactful, web-enabled. Think frictionless. Think 60/24/7/365, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned users, schemas are forced to become visionary. Without preplanned e-tailers, architectures are forced to become value-added. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for coping with emerging subscriber communities? We understand that if you repurpose interactively then you may also architect holistically. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XHTML. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? Immediately? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! If you matrix proactively, you may have to redefine virally. We will raise our ability to generate without devaluing our ability to aggregate. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for managing unplanned-for web services? The metrics for mission-critical, sexy implementation are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Imagine a combination of XSL and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to productize "super-holistically"? Without media sourcing, you will lack implementation. The C2C factor is B2B. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of magnetic, proactive reconfigurable CAE monitoring. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. What does the term "intuitive, global plug-and-play, bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control" really mean? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be strategic? Think nano-holistic. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our experiences but our capability to grow. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B structuring and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our metrics but our capability to integrate. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and VOIP. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is!