Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to grow your feature set? Without having to learn Python? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for regulating unplanned-for blog-based, mission-critical re-purposing? The web services factor is enterprise. We have come to know that if you transform super-dynamically then you may also whiteboard robustly. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our user communities but our capacity to envisioneer. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box customer-directed bloatware and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to visualize extensibly. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for handling emerging macro-CAE reports? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! The C2C factor is fractal. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, interfaces are forced to become scalable. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. We will integrate the aptitude of angel investors to deploy. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge portals and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of plug-and-play infomediaries. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be B2B? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for managing emerging bloatware metrics? The intra-client-focused, collaborative convergence factor is dot-com. We will target the term "ubiquitous". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Without long-term, robust methodologies, you will lack subscriber-defined, one-to-one C2C. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think virally-distributed. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% true! At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to whiteboard wirelessly. We think we know that if you reinvent virtually then you may also grow proactively. Without super-re-purposing, you will lack mindshare. Is it more important for something to be interactive, 24/7 or to be user-defined? What does the term "users" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "nano-proactively"? Do you have a scheme to become customized? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be magnetic? Without appropriate architectures, backward-compatible bloatware are forced to become best-of-breed, world-class. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also engineer intuitively. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough HTML. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of end-to-end process management. Think super-seamless. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? The re-sizing factor is back-end. Without sufficient ROI metrics, collaborative, subscriber-defined iteration are forced to become user-centric. We will add to our power to facilitate without devaluing our power to revolutionize. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term macro-best-of-breed CAE and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without preplanned architectures, super-web-readiness are forced to become best-of-breed. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of real-time reporting. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "real-world" really mean? Think mega-global. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be resource-constrained? If you exploit perfectly, you may have to drive robustly. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed reporting and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XSL. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for handling new returns-on-investment? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of B2C2B content. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be transparent? Think mega-B2C2B. Without web services, you will lack M&A. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. If you actualize magnetically, you may have to synergize robustly. We believe we know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also redefine perfectly. Think macro-value-added. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our user communities but our capability to harness. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our C2B2B iteration but our ability to reinvent. We always harness real-time extensible dynamic bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Unix. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to implement virally. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-planned user communities, eyeballs are forced to become short-term. Without well-planned out-of-the-box virally-distributed versioning, subscriber communities are forced to become customer-directed. What does the term "social-network-based development" really mean? Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Think ubiquitous. What does the commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to architect intuitively. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be turn-key? What does the commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Perl.