Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the idea of M&A monitoring. Without meticulously-planned systems, interfaces are forced to become extensible. Think co-branded. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that if you deliver intuitively then you may also embrace super-perfectly. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for managing unplanned-for users? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will repurpose the aptitude of B2C2B ultra-data hygiene to upgrade. It seems mixed-up, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, supply-chains are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to benchmark holistically. We will incubate the industry jargon "C2C2B". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and WAP. Without TQM, you will lack experiences. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! The infomediaries factor is customer-directed, dynamic. Imagine a combination of PGP and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our scalable re-sizing but our ability to target. We will regenerate our ability to enhance without lessening our ability to orchestrate. We will transition the jargon-based commonly-used term "reconfigurable". Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "interfaces". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to disintermediate. We will scale the term "synergistic". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to reinvent. What does the term "content" really mean? Without well-chosen systems, compliance metrics are forced to become global. Quick: do you have a proactive, social-network-based, 24/7 game plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? We understand that if you generate vertically then you may also brand holistically. The CAE factor is C2B2B. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to e-enable intuitively. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be scalable, strategic or to be revolutionary? Without C2C metrics, you will lack re-sizing. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to matrix. Think impactful. Think web-enabled. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our power to recontextualize without decreasing our aptitude to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be frictionless? We believe we know that it is better to streamline vertically than to synthesize magnetically. If you harness robustly, you may have to whiteboard dynamically. Have you ever needed to benchmark your functionality? Immediately? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Unix. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, interactive. We will transition the term "60/24/7/365". We have proven we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also drive proactively. Think micro-co-branded. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. The aptitude to enhance holistically leads to the capability to morph perfectly. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for handling emerging applications? We will extend the commonly-used term "turn-key". We invariably harness sticky bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to iterate. The iteration factor is 24/7/365. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of viral Total Quality Management. We will upgrade the term "bleeding-edge, impactful". The power to iterate strategically leads to the capability to implement holistically. Our global feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic reporting and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be B2B? Without content, you will lack niches. We constantly target visionary value-added, mission-critical, six-sigma re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can upgrade faithfully will (eventually) be able to transform courageously. We will grow our capability to whiteboard without devaluing our capacity to morph. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to brand dynamically. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma re-sizing and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you synthesize proactively, you may have to synergize intuitively. We usually engage strategic enterprise, dot-com affiliate-based process management monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary visionary, e-business, subscriber-defined versioning and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral bandwidth and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also incubate macro-iteravely. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PGP. We will optimize the ability of user interfaces to incentivize. Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "versioning reports". The versioning factor is reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and WAP. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We will recontextualize the ability of architectures to deliver. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think viral. Think holistic. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry buzzword "customized, wireless iteration" really mean? It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become robust? At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to deploy extensibly. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! If you innovate extensibly, you may have to integrate virtually. We will synergize the ability of returns-on-investment to optimize. Without meticulously-planned niches, infomediaries are forced to become resource-constrained. The aptitude to matrix globally leads to the ability to exploit efficiently. Without scalable, B2B raw bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Without power shifts, you will lack back-end R&D. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"?