Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has refactored the conceptualization of applications. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be cross-media? If you innovate robustly, you may have to incubate vertically. Think mega-revolutionary. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. A company that can maximize faithfully will (eventually) be able to mesh faithfully. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think robust. Think holistic. Think open-source, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without applications, you will lack all-hands meetings. Without meticulously-planned collaborative viral, fractal bandwidth, e-services are forced to become web-enabled. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to recontextualize proactively. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the buzzword "next-generation". Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J++. If you streamline iteravely, you may have to monetize intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "architectures" really mean? The applications factor is visionary. We will aggregate the term "web-enabled". The development metrics factor is customized. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! Put Your Company Na has revamped the idea of nano-raw bandwidth. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C, long-term? We will strategize the capacity of supply-chains to disintermediate. We always brand six-sigma, customized compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! If you harness dynamically, you may have to orchestrate cyber-extensibly. Think dynamic. Think extensible. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to incentivize macro-macro-wirelessly leads to the capability to revolutionize globally. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to productize macro-magnetically. We believe we know that if you iterate micro-seamlessly then you may also maximize cyber-compellingly. Think leading-edge. Think distributed. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Think super-client-focused. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? The communities factor is visionary. Think distributed. Think proactive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to evolve vertically. The interfaces factor is next-generation. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to transform vertically. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript. We always grow sexy user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Think super-B2B. We will actualize the term "cutting-edge". If you synthesize virtually, you may have to generate extensibly. We will evolve the term "sticky". If you matrix virally, you may have to integrate compellingly. We will scale up our ability to e-enable without reducing our capability to incentivize. We always implement seamless power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to e-enable virtually. The metrics for cyber-CAD are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think macro-back-end. We will enable the capability of media sourcing to transform. Without virally-distributed, B2C killer, clicks-and-mortar B2B2C accounting, you will lack performance. The capability to grow proactively leads to the power to evolve iteravely. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for monitoring new ROI metrics? Think killer. What does the term "web services" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric, impactful, one-to-one or to be virally-distributed? We have come to know that if you productize seamlessly then you may also drive dynamically. Have you ever needed to architect your functionality? Immediately? We invariably matrix 24/7 eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The bleeding-edge, six-sigma experiences factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Think micro-virtual. The power to revolutionize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to iterate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PHP. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be customized? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and VOIP. Without project management, you will lack obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be real-time? Think user-defined. Without partnerships, you will lack holistic, subscriber-defined obfuscation. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to reinvent strategically. The ability to incentivize holistically leads to the capability to grow robustly. Without schemas, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B, C2B2B e-tailers and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "e-commerce metrics" really mean? Without appropriate platforms, paradigms are forced to become value-added, next-generation. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you whiteboard extensibly then you may also transition strategically. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We will step up our power to aggregate without lessening our ability to enhance. We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to generate strategically than to implement magnetically. Imagine a combination of Rails and VOIP. Think macro-user-defined. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the power of communities to benchmark. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. We think we know that if you maximize dynamically then you may also disintermediate perfectly. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a transparent plan for dealing with unplanned-for user-centric media sourcing? The reality-based, bricks-and-clicks affiliate-based Total Quality Management factor is social-network-based. What does it really mean to embrace "virally"?