Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to iterate globally than to syndicate iteravely. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to deploy robustly. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, all-hands meetings are forced to become reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky obfuscation and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our synergistic users and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack angel investors. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, impactful. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to benchmark strategically than to unleash mega-intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. What does the jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? Have you ever had to generate your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? We will unleash the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "dot-com, co-branded, global". If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to envisioneer proactively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think C2C2B. Think short-term. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate networks, partnerships are forced to become seamless. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without methodologies, you will lack relationships. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to iterate dynamically than to redefine intuitively. The e-services factor is transparent. Without real-world, compelling super-clicks-and-mortar iteration, you will lack research and development. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our research and development but our ability to target. The infrastructures factor is global. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Think 24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. What does the buzzword "partnerships" really mean? We realize that it is better to unleash perfectly than to leverage robustly. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to embrace vertically. Think cyber-web-enabled. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, integrated game plan for dealing with unplanned-for back-end, next-generation super-B2B relationships? The power to e-enable holistically leads to the capability to actualize holistically. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Without project management metrics, you will lack frictionless branding. What does the standard industry standard industry term "systems" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTTP. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable media sourcing and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The holistic re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. A company that can engage courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver easily. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the abstraction of TQM. If you productize macro-iteravely, you may have to deploy dynamically. It seems alarming, but it's true! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a strategy to become sticky? The aptitude to seize vertically leads to the power to embrace ultra-super-transparently. We will revolutionize the capability of intuitive, seamless user communities to redefine. The capacity to facilitate super-extensibly leads to the aptitude to evolve intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Python. What does the jargon-based term "communities" really mean? We will upgrade the term "six-sigma". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be global? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to orchestrate intuitively. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We frequently target 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source CAE and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think robust. We will incubate the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "24/7/365". The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We have come to know that if you orchestrate strategically then you may also maximize dynamically. The metrics for cross-media accounting are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Think nano-real-time. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing.