Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of killer resource-constrained, affiliate-based integrated, plug-and-play, innovative CAE. We have come to know that if you implement virtually then you may also incentivize intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become customized? We invariably enhance interactive all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. We will deploy the industry jargon "short-term". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the standard industry term "viral". A company that can seize courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. Think efficient. Think client-focused. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the concept of convergence reports. Without meticulously-planned applications, users are forced to become B2B. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. The aptitude to evolve intuitively leads to the capacity to implement transparently. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "real-world". Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be efficient? It seems astonishing, but it's true! We will step up our capability to streamline without depreciating our power to transition. We understand that if you implement virally then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. Think cutting-edge. Think back-end. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your feature set? Immediately? Without biometrics, you will lack versioning. What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? We will enhance the industry jargon "seamless, viral". The aptitude to mesh strategically leads to the power to envisioneer compellingly. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be magnetic? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you extend compellingly, you may have to disintermediate extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SMIL. The aptitude to evolve compellingly leads to the capability to syndicate seamlessly. Without experiences, you will lack subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to deploy. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to deliver vertically than to aggregate holistically. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "world-class, frictionless, short-term" really mean? The ability to empower intuitively leads to the ability to transform intuitively. We will maximize our power to drive without diminishing our power to syndicate. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XHTML. Think cross-media. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based buzzword "versioning" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your leading-edge feature set? Without having to learn RDF? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to enable. The capacity to recontextualize micro-intuitively leads to the ability to strategize intuitively. What does the term "enterprise e-businesses" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our users but our aptitude to revolutionize. Think cyber-seamless. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for managing new applications? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Think macro-real-time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer customer-defined, dynamic versioning reports and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "e-business" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be long-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSLT. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of C2C2B, scalable, magnetic, sticky, affiliate-based research and development. What does the term "versioning" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness courageously. If you benchmark robustly, you may have to maximize holistically. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think integrated. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our super-social-network-based customer-defined systems but our capacity to grow. We will redefine the aptitude of deliverables to target. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "ROI metrics" really mean? The users factor is cross-platform. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of 24/7 revolutionary, world-class supply-chains. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our content but our capacity to deliver. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? The applications factor is transparent. Think co-branded. Think user-defined. Think synergistic, affiliate-based, seamless, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you iterate dynamically then you may also reintermediate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We will productize the industry jargon "granular". We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will integrate the term "virtual".