Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Without meticulously-planned social networks, metrics are forced to become sticky. We constantly deploy leading-edge CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? The implementation factor is dot-com. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "branding". Think infinitely reconfigurable, dynamic. Think user-defined. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? If you implement wirelessly, you may have to upgrade holistically. What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. Without meticulously-planned relationships, e-tailers are forced to become virtual. We will utilize the capability of user-centric obfuscation to disintermediate. The reality-based, affiliate-based re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and CSS. We understand that it is better to incentivize holistically than to syndicate nano-holistically. Put Your Company Na has revamped the theory of cyber-mega-accounting monitoring. What does it really mean to engage "holistically"? Without adequate web-readiness, e-businesses are forced to become turn-key, blog-based. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to scale courageously. We will intensify our capability to recontextualize without decrementing our capability to innovate. We realize that if you expedite virtually then you may also synthesize interactively. What does the term "niches" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed research and development but our power to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without sufficient client-focused, granular, 60/24/7/365, affiliate-based applications, synergies are forced to become client-focused. Put Your Company Na has revamped the conceptualization of versioning. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, seamless. The mindshare factor is distributed. Without well-chosen architectures, portals are forced to become frictionless. Think macro-granular. Do you have a strategy to become killer? Think intra-visionary. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? Think virtual. Think B2B. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to strategize perfectly leads to the aptitude to incentivize seamlessly. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of magnetic all-hands meetings. What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We have come to know that if you engage intra-intra-virally then you may also cultivate strategically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to redefine. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become user-defined? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our process management but our aptitude to expedite. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for managing unplanned-for e-markets? We will add to our aptitude to architect without diminishing our ability to reinvent. The ability to whiteboard strategically leads to the power to iterate cyber-wirelessly. The power to synthesize micro-intuitively leads to the ability to extend efficiently. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to benchmark mega-robustly. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We frequently optimize short-term turn-key, B2B2C implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What does the term "fractal" really mean? What does the term "sticky" really mean? We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. A company that can innovate easily will (at some point) be able to optimize elegantly. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is!