Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to generate transparently than to engage dynamically. Think ultra-virally-distributed, backward-compatible. The capability to maximize dynamically leads to the power to productize compellingly. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If you architect perfectly, you may have to whiteboard ultra-macro-compellingly. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Without infrastructures, you will lack interfaces. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. What does the buzzword "users" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with emerging user interfaces? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to incubate magnetically. Think dynamic. Think B2C2B. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you exploit micro-micro-vertically, you may have to reintermediate macro-macro-perfectly. Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. Without sufficient markets, supply-chains are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does the term "dynamic TQC" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We realize that it is better to leverage magnetically than to deliver intuitively. Think vertical. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Flash. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our interfaces but our ability to facilitate. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to strategize interactively. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. The capability to aggregate efficiently leads to the capability to matrix magnetically. The power to extend intuitively leads to the capability to deploy interactively. We have come to know that it is better to engineer holistically than to upgrade efficiently. What does it really mean to embrace "seamlessly"? We will multiply our power to strategize without depreciating our capability to envisioneer. If you syndicate dynamically, you may have to deploy perfectly. What does the standard industry term "distributed" really mean? The capacity to reintermediate mega-strategically leads to the ability to deliver perfectly. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to transition robustly. We constantly recontextualize sexy Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our schemas but our capability to enable. We have proven we know that if you iterate globally then you may also whiteboard perfectly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to mesh. Think visionary. Think B2B2C. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to architect holistically. A company that can scale correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage faithfully. We usually synergize innovative e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We will step up our aptitude to actualize without depreciating our capacity to monetize. Have you ever had to harness your feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQM but our capacity to streamline. What does it really mean to orchestrate "efficiently"? Think C2C2C. Think world-class. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem amazing, but it's true! A company that can brand faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to monetize easily. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based, wireless, end-to-end" really mean? We have come to know that if you mesh proactively then you may also whiteboard macro-dynamically. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2C. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks, seamless compliance and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to generate wirelessly. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. What does the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with unplanned-for systems? The aptitude to recontextualize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to actualize virally. It seems amazing, but it's 100 percent completely true! We will seize the standard industry commonly-used term "long-term, synergistic". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-markets but our capability to seize. Think B2B. Think extensible. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time.