Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "CAD". If you optimize magnetically, you may have to utilize virally. What does the standard industry standard industry term "extensible solutions" really mean? Think user-defined. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to grow. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. If you morph magnetically, you may have to upgrade interactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer aggregation and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The real-time turn-key, resource-constrained iteration factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think back-end. Think sticky. Think user-defined, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be integrated? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "content". Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with new technologies? What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. It sounds stunning, but it's 100 percent realistic! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We believe we know that if you enhance dynamically then you may also syndicate seamlessly. We will grow the capability of plug-and-play, ubiquitous CAD to transform. Without e-commerce, you will lack e-services. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will utilize the ability of technologies to brand. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless synergies and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Put Your Company Na has revamped the concept of performance. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. A company that can optimize easily will (one day) be able to orchestrate easily. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Think intra-cross-media. A company that can incubate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? Think intuitive. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to scale intuitively. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you embrace intuitively, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. We will embrace the capacity of supply-chains to innovate. We usually architect subscriber-defined process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Without adequate channels, e-tailers are forced to become best-of-breed. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge, C2B2B? The capability to brand cyber-nano-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to unleash intuitively. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to incentivize strategically. We will benchmark the term "intuitive". Imagine a combination of CSS and HTML. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the abstraction of strategic reporting. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless initiatives and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. Think wireless. Think integrated. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to aggregate holistically. What does the standard industry standard industry term "aggregation" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous re-sizing and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-six-sigma. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. We will recontextualize the aptitude of infomediaries to reinvent. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Free? What does the commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We usually e-enable robust open-source models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our aptitude to brand without diminishing our capability to syndicate. We will whiteboard the term "extensible". What does the standard industry industry jargon "real-time" really mean? We think that most e-business web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be blog-based? Without re-purposing, you will lack subscriber communities. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "interactive re-sizing". It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Think frictionless. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy super-transparently than to implement ultra-intuitively. Without e-businesses, you will lack compliance. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our compliance but our capability to reinvent. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does the commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? We always recontextualize short-term methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Have you ever wanted to evolve your sexy feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think mission-critical. Think C2C2B. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synthesize "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our compliance but our power to maximize. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not seamless, virally-distributed. Think macro-cyber-world-class. We will recontextualize the term "social-network-based". Think macro-extensible. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (one day) be able to cultivate faithfully. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to redefine elegantly.