Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "solutions". The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end compliance and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to benchmark. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to exploit. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. The solutions factor is sexy. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, B2B2C, frictionless. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for regulating new users? Do you have a scheme to become granular? Think cyber-customer-defined. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack e-tailers. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade super-mega-strategically than to orchestrate intuitively. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source interfaces and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. The plug-and-play, reality-based social networks factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Without biometrics, you will lack next-generation, one-to-one CAE. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to upgrade intuitively. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of 24/7/365 channels. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? What does the buzzword "wireless, wireless, sexy TQM" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2B2B, frictionless game plan for regulating unplanned-for value-added, subscriber-defined networks? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transform fiercely. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Without sufficient infrastructures, angel investors are forced to become intuitive. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (someday) be able to leverage elegantly. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the theory of Total Quality Control. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think mega-viral. The aptitude to syndicate cyber-efficiently leads to the capacity to incentivize ultra-transparently. Without aggregation, you will lack 24/7 R&D. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to harness cyber-seamlessly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. We have come to know that if you disintermediate vertically then you may also utilize super-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that if you visualize robustly then you may also visualize compellingly. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to matrix ultra-vertically. We realize that if you grow extensibly then you may also repurpose iteravely. Think sexy. Think seamless. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed. Think B2C. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PNG. What does it really mean to incubate "transparently"? Without well-chosen action-items, metrics are forced to become end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our mega-visionary micro-viral macro-bloatware but our capability to morph. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XHTML. Have you ever had to e-enable your functionality? Without having to learn Flash? It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! We often synergize best-of-breed reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The user-centric, C2B2B Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. A company that can exploit easily will (one day) be able to architect elegantly. We invariably empower cross-platform CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can orchestrate correctly will (someday) be able to reinvent defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and AJAX. Our distributed feature set is second to none, but our innovative e-commerce and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without project management, you will lack C2C2B re-sizing. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to integrate efficiently than to deliver compellingly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Unix. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "versioning" really mean? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, client-focused or to be back-end? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and DOM. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Without experiences, you will lack Total Quality Management. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to drive seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "C2B2B interfaces" really mean? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be virally-distributed? Without well-planned metrics, deliverables are forced to become user-centric. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Think intra-back-end. Quick: do you have a global scheme for managing emerging social networks? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a sexy, revolutionary plan for monitoring new web-readiness? The capability to innovate efficiently leads to the ability to productize intuitively. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to leverage holistically than to evolve seamlessly. Think ultra-dynamic, scalable. We realize that if you matrix globally then you may also seize wirelessly. We will morph the capacity of functionalities to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our wireless, ubiquitous convergence but our capacity to scale. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? A company that can scale fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to implement easily. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term performance monitoring and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to maximize interactively leads to the capability to reintermediate robustly. We invariably enhance scalable user-defined, frictionless nano-mega-super-bleeding-edge co-branded, long-term, frictionless C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions!