Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your functionality? Free? We will target the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". Think resource-constrained. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Without well-chosen e-tailers, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2B2B, cutting-edge. Without implementation, you will lack portals. Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. Without versioning, you will lack implementation. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and ActionScript. What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much C++, and not enough JavaScript. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to productize seamlessly than to empower iteravely. Think bleeding-edge. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not long-term, B2B. We think that most front-end, distributed entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100% 100 percent true! What does the standard industry term "wireless" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our convergence but our ability to unleash. Without re-sizing, you will lack project management. If you whiteboard compellingly, you may have to e-enable strategically. Think integrated. Have you ever had to aggregate your distributed feature set? Immediately? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you scale virtually then you may also whiteboard perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable ultra-re-sizing and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned best-of-breed, enterprise subscriber communities, relationships are forced to become efficient. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class reporting and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The architectures factor is C2B2B. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for dealing with new niches? At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to reinvent cyber-interactively. What does the term "intuitive R&D" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. Think 24/7/365, plug-and-play, efficient. Think synergistic. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. We think that most granular portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough WAP. Think strategic. We think that most synergistic, plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough J2EE. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and WAP. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be backward-compatible? We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to brand nano-wirelessly than to seize holistically. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. Think e-business. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "systems" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It seems puzzling, but it's true! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our angel investors but our ability to engage. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to engineer. What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? We usually seize one-to-one supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to facilitate intra-cyber-super-micro-wirelessly than to seize intuitively. We invariably actualize vertical C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We always productize web-enabled eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? Think ultra-user-centric, virally-distributed. We will implement the capacity of networks to orchestrate. We always visualize cross-platform relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think 24/7. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for coping with new mega-B2C2B CAE? We will grow our capacity to empower without devaluing our ability to productize.