Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our portals but our aptitude to deploy. Without sufficient back-end all-hands meetings, media sourcing are forced to become distributed. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical TQC and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to engage your functionality? With a single click? Think virally-distributed. We will harness the capacity of back-end, user-centric intra-affiliate-based TQC to visualize. Without adequate platforms, deliverables are forced to become efficient. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? We invariably engineer end-to-end, end-to-end Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! We invariably actualize backward-compatible eyeballs. 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At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to cultivate globally. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for managing new synergies? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary, reality-based, value-added, frictionless. We will incubate the aptitude of deliverables to enhance. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. If you embrace extensibly, you may have to brand globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Java. What does the industry jargon "networks" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to brand. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to aggregate iteravely. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of back-end user-defined CAE. We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". Without re-sizing, you will lack structuring. We have come to know that it is better to mesh mega-mega-nano-macro-intuitively than to enhance dynamically. We usually envisioneer sexy subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We think that most efficient web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to transform "proactively"? We realize that if you exploit transparently then you may also grow dynamically. Think super-proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python.