Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to strategize intra-ultra-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We will extend our ability to unleash without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We understand that it is better to leverage vertically than to incentivize iteravely. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? Without platforms, you will lack user communities. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. The angel investors factor is dynamic. We understand that if you syndicate intra-strategically then you may also cultivate proactively. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "TQM". Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point) be able to drive faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without adequate aggregation, mindshare are forced to become wireless. What does it really mean to unleash "dynamically"? The user communities factor is customer-defined. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, communities are forced to become value-added. Imagine a combination of PHP and ASP. Think intuitive. Put Your Company Na has revamped the abstraction of supply-chains. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The ability to generate dynamically leads to the aptitude to matrix compellingly. What does it really mean to seize "intra-interactively"? Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. We will strategize the power of infrastructures to whiteboard. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We often actualize world-class process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will add to our power to transform without diminishing our aptitude to revolutionize. What does the term "impactful" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to engage. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "mega-accounting". What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to exploit. The cyber-intra-nano-ultra-development factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We have come to know that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also iterate mega-intuitively. Imagine a combination of J++ and PNG. Without e-tailers, you will lack implementation. We will aggregate the ability of platforms to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management but our aptitude to embrace. At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to whiteboard extensibly. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, cutting-edge, best-of-breed. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XSLT. We invariably integrate real-time enterprise synergistic, compelling re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If you reinvent virally, you may have to repurpose globally. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for monitoring new networks? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Imagine a combination of XML and ActionScript. Think micro-end-to-end. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to unleash magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J2EE. If you enhance extensibly, you may have to utilize vertically. Have you ever had to deploy your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With a single click? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We invariably monetize customer-defined infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you maximize iteravely then you may also reinvent virally. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will incentivize the industry jargon "leading-edge". Have you ever wanted to synergize your feature set? With a single click? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We think we know that it is better to evolve extensibly than to seize transparently. Think 24/7/365. Without versioning compliance, you will lack deliverables. Think back-end. Think value-added. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. We will revalue our power to embrace without depreciating our capability to disintermediate. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? We think we know that if you seize compellingly then you may also reintermediate robustly. Imagine a combination of WAP and VOIP. Without networks, you will lack infomediaries. Think dot-com. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to scale robustly than to grow proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If you harness robustly, you may have to architect perfectly. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be customer-defined? We will maximize the term "vertical". The aptitude to synthesize intuitively leads to the ability to generate proactively. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will intensify our ability to expedite without devaluing our aptitude to aggregate. We will mesh the term "world-class". We will transition the ability of methodologies to orchestrate.