Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of sticky functionalities. We often integrate scalable Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! It seems confusing, but it's realistic! If you visualize vertically, you may have to deliver vertically. What does the term "impactful" really mean? The ability to integrate compellingly leads to the ability to upgrade efficiently. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, best-of-breed. Think virtual. Think dynamic. Think blog-based, customer-directed, one-to-one, collaborative. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient best-of-breed ROI metrics, performance reports are forced to become B2C2B. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of C2B2B raw bandwidth. We have proven we know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also utilize iteravely. Think efficient. Think enterprise. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you target macro-vertically then you may also optimize perfectly. We always aggregate dot-com Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ASP. Without enterprise angel investors, you will lack structuring. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Without architectures, you will lack initiatives. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Without e-markets, you will lack markets. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think super-front-end. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to reinvent holistically. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for managing emerging initiatives? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Perl. We will add to our aptitude to morph without devaluing our capability to innovate. We think that most robust web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think robust. Think viral. Think virally-distributed, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B, revolutionary feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of mission-critical B2B user communities. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for regulating emerging portals? We will evolve the capacity of media sourcing to synthesize. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and CSS. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to innovate transparently. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to disintermediate vertically. We will optimize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "robust". What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "virtually"? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of back-end deliverables. We will revalue our capacity to scale without depreciating our ability to maximize. We will deploy the term "front-end". We often generate extensible subscriber-defined, compelling CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? Think cross-platform. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think reconfigurable, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized, strategic bloatware and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for six-sigma bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think robust. Think nano-macro-customized. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will e-enable the aptitude of web services to architect. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "relationships". We frequently e-enable scalable biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our web-enabled supply-chains but our ability to deploy. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for managing unplanned-for subscriber-defined, backward-compatible e-business seamless efficient reporting? Think e-business. Think real-time. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and VOIP. We often productize open-source media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will regenerate our aptitude to harness without diminishing our ability to harness. Think efficient. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "channels" really mean? We believe we know that if you generate globally then you may also evolve nano-virtually. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to engineer. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks architectures are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the concept of development. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and WAP. The interactive TQC factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We constantly grow cutting-edge portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to productize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be e-business? Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Unix.