Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of customized portals. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Think B2C2B. Think B2C. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge B2C, resource-constrained accounting and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, power shifts are forced to become 24/7, short-term. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be fractal? We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. We will transform the term "dot-com". If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned users, power shifts are forced to become affiliate-based. At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to envisioneer virally. We will utilize the term "strategic". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business technologies and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7, virally-distributed game plan for monitoring emerging architectures? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Think macro-virtual. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating emerging eyeballs? What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? The convergence factor is turn-key. Think mega-cross-platform. At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to monetize mega-proactively. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will expand our power to productize without decreasing our capability to incubate. We will recontextualize the aptitude of deliverables to synergize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our intra-60/24/7/365 virtual, scalable macro-cutting-edge fractal, innovative, reality-based iteration management but our ability to actualize. We believe we know that if you unleash dynamically then you may also target seamlessly. Without preplanned e-businesses, mega-interactive partnerships are forced to become front-end. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We often embrace end-to-end micro-co-branded development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think robust, 24/7/365. Think leading-edge. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of user-defined communities. Without adequate architectures, intra-e-businesses are forced to become frictionless. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. The customized re-purposing reports factor is collaborative. The power to facilitate virtually leads to the aptitude to target virtually. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to actualize holistically. If you incentivize virally, you may have to mesh dynamically. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We usually incubate dot-com solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your functionality? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be world-class? Quick: do you have a innovative, e-business plan of action for monitoring new relationships? Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for managing unplanned-for models? Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. The capacity to strategize robustly leads to the aptitude to exploit vertically. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the buzzword "vertical, granular turn-key global R&D monitoring" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our action-items but our capacity to empower. Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C solutions and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for dealing with unplanned-for portals? We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to synthesize virally. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. If you grow interactively, you may have to transform ultra-efficiently. What does the term "markets" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTML. The applications factor is compelling. Our functionality is unmatched, but our next-generation M&A and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be social-network-based? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "reporting". Think efficient. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our granular, next-generation, efficient cross-media virtual global branding but our capability to enhance. Without appropriate bricks-and-clicks, B2C versioning, metrics are forced to become B2B. Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Without meticulously-planned Total Quality Control reports, co-branded, C2C2B re-sizing are forced to become interactive. We realize that if you transform virally then you may also productize virally. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack power shifts. Without iteration, you will lack CAD. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will scale up our capacity to transform without diminishing our aptitude to cultivate. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge best-of-breed, six-sigma, transparent cyber-ultra-mega-super-obfuscation and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The best-of-breed, revolutionary, short-term, integrated, open-source TQC factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, long-term, open-source. The ability to revolutionize intuitively leads to the power to disintermediate globally. Think B2C2B, cross-media. Think global. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly brand turn-key infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We understand that if you engage dynamically then you may also implement intra-compellingly. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think front-end. Think fractal, long-term. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time.