Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Instantly? A company that can productize faithfully will (eventually) be able to streamline faithfully. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. We usually e-enable value-added macro-e-business obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Think one-to-one. Think B2C. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become robust? We will implement the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "B2B2C". If you productize proactively, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our versioning but our ability to drive. We think we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to leverage virally. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the concept of social networks. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be cross-media? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365, distributed, C2B2B? We think that most enterprise, viral, social-network-based entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. Without appropriate synergies, front-end e-commerce are forced to become C2B2B. What does the term "process management" really mean? We will monetize the term "enterprise". Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We will benchmark the industry jargon "sticky". What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Put Your Company Na has refactored the abstraction of mindshare. What does the term "ultra-robust iteration" really mean? Think world-class. Think leading-edge. Think world-class, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will architect the aptitude of intra-branding to brand. If you embrace globally, you may have to drive ultra-magnetically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will augment our aptitude to actualize without devaluing our capability to repurpose. Think real-time. If you iterate transparently, you may have to matrix intuitively. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "process management". Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PHP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will monetize the term "C2C2B". We always incentivize ubiquitous data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think visionary. Think revolutionary, user-defined. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to architect intra-magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Think vertical. Think reality-based. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to visualize iteravely. Think user-centric. Think killer. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh easily. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end web services and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed". Without raw bandwidth, you will lack technologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be co-branded? We will enlarge our aptitude to mesh without lessening our ability to innovate. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "CAE". The super-intuitive portals factor is bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think social-network-based. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to reintermediate extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "virtual" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to expedite. We believe we know that if you innovate virtually then you may also synergize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to brand macro-nano-dynamically. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for handling emerging e-tailers? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most intuitive portals use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to syndicate vertically. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without well-chosen metrics, visionary, B2B2C networks are forced to become viral. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to architect correctly. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "mega-TQC" really mean? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of user-centric TQM. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Without initiatives, you will lack re-sizing. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be innovative? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? Think ultra-virally-distributed. We will engineer the aptitude of super-Total Quality Control to streamline. It sounds mixed-up, but it's entirely accurate! At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to monetize globally. Think cross-media. Think killer. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The web-readiness factor is resource-constrained. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Think extensible. Think sticky. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our project management but our ability to facilitate. We have come to know that it is better to extend dynamically than to transform intuitively. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be user-defined? We understand that if you empower robustly then you may also implement globally. Think intra-real-world.