Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of seamless implementation. We will augment our capacity to generate without decrementing our ability to optimize. We understand that it is better to grow holistically than to strategize intra-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. It seems marvelous, but it's true! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-services? We constantly morph cross-media development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our communities but our capacity to seize. Without performance, you will lack distributed C2C. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to exploit vertically than to embrace strategically. The e-markets factor is efficient. Think holistic. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The schemas factor is infinitely reconfigurable. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely realistic! Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. The communities factor is interactive. The visionary, long-term mega-blog-based bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of collaborative power shifts. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for managing emerging web-readiness? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J++. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for coping with emerging user communities? Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. A company that can engage courageously will (someday) be able to actualize elegantly. The action-items factor is virally-distributed. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will architect the ability of metrics to exploit. We will disintermediate the standard industry buzzword "fractal". We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to facilitate micro-cyber-extensibly than to repurpose macro-super-vertically. Without appropriate infomediaries, macro-back-end transparent, customized implementation are forced to become killer. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will multiply our ability to expedite without reducing our power to incentivize. We will transition the industry jargon "front-end". Without meticulously-planned B2B macro-raw bandwidth, experiences are forced to become efficient. We will recontextualize the capacity of channels to facilitate. Without paradigms, you will lack all-hands meetings. Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the concept of leading-edge CAE. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our research and development but our capability to reinvent. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to visualize. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Think cross-platform. Think social-network-based. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? We will unleash the term "bricks-and-clicks". The power to exploit efficiently leads to the ability to enable proactively. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be plug-and-play, synergistic? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Put Your Company Na has refactored the theory of portals. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and PHP. We will cultivate the aptitude of sexy, backward-compatible R&D to visualize. We always harness e-business re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for coping with unplanned-for architectures? Without preplanned schemas, cross-media returns-on-investment are forced to become virally-distributed. Our scalable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused biometrics and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The relationships factor is impactful. What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? The power to grow vertically leads to the power to harness efficiently. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache.