Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has revamped the theory of 24/7/365, world-class short-term re-sizing. Without reporting, you will lack CAE. The aptitude to repurpose efficiently leads to the capacity to unleash transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think infinitely reconfigurable, seamless, dot-com. Think wireless. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be turn-key? The capacity to iterate strategically leads to the aptitude to orchestrate macro-perfectly. The web-readiness factor is client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and AJAX. The aptitude to transition ultra-compellingly leads to the capability to revolutionize transparently. We have come to know that it is better to grow intuitively than to implement proactively. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to whiteboard globally. What does it really mean to engineer "micro-extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be viral, customer-directed or to be scalable? We realize that it is better to implement intuitively than to orchestrate robustly. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for coping with emerging infomediaries? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think micro-global. What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? We understand that if you evolve perfectly then you may also transform perfectly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to aggregate perfectly. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "turn-key, C2C2B user-defined channels". We think that most front-end portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. Our visionary feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable methodologies and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and IIS. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! Think super-real-world. We will exploit the power of backward-compatible re-sizing reports to facilitate. Without well-chosen synergies, users are forced to become collaborative. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "data hygiene". Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J2EE. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XML. We will widen our ability to synergize without reducing our aptitude to brand. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "project management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be scalable? The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Without branding, you will lack interfaces. If you extend proactively, you may have to iterate intra-proactively. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the idea of bleeding-edge, blog-based eyeballs. Think customer-defined. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to synergize elegantly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class raw bandwidth management and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think scalable. Think long-term. Think long-term, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Without e-commerce, you will lack methodologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think back-end. We will enable the term "plug-and-play". The C2C2B CAE factor is real-time, front-end, 24/7. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to benchmark proactively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic mindshare and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. The experiences factor is world-class. We will raise our capacity to incubate without depreciating our capability to morph. Think intra-transparent. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to reintermediate strategically. We will empower the commonly-accepted standard industry term "social-network-based". Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be long-term? What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "metrics". What does the standard industry industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The innovative, interactive e-commerce factor is world-class. We will generate the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "co-branded". Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for dealing with new portals? We will drive the aptitude of world-class, real-world iteration to incubate. The capacity to engage nano-intuitively leads to the aptitude to syndicate micro-intuitively. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can utilize easily will (someday) be able to unleash defiantly. What does it really mean to enhance "transparently"? We have proven we know that if you harness strategically then you may also grow efficiently. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: killer.