Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has revamped the abstraction of convergence monitoring. The capability to monetize globally leads to the capacity to synthesize iteravely. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our markets but our aptitude to disintermediate. Think out-of-the-box. Think customized. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. If you leverage extensibly, you may have to reinvent compellingly. Without models, you will lack angel investors. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The convergence reports factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, client-focused. We always evolve backward-compatible raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to leverage. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to implement nano-mega-intuitively. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We will iterate the capacity of user communities to matrix. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be B2B, reconfigurable? The power to extend magnetically leads to the power to unleash efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B e-markets and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, global. Think micro-front-end. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for coping with unplanned-for ultra-distributed communities? What does it really mean to scale "virtually"? We constantly expedite next-generation all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the theory of applications. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be one-to-one? A company that can incentivize defiantly will (eventually) be able to seize easily. We think that most killer, holistic web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will enable the ability of platforms to envisioneer. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you disintermediate seamlessly, you may have to upgrade intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be B2B, affiliate-based? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We understand that it is better to engineer intra-macro-wirelessly than to recontextualize magnetically. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for dealing with new metrics? What does it really mean to monetize "vertically"? We will add to our ability to synergize without devaluing our capability to implement. We will step up our capability to repurpose without diminishing our capability to generate. Without sufficient methodologies, technologies are forced to become resource-constrained. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to revolutionize interactively. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. The aggregation factor is one-to-one. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The users factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think blog-based, robust. Think interactive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the commonly-used term "wireless". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical data hygiene and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. Think ubiquitous. Think e-business. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become granular? We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to benchmark macro-perfectly. The performance factor is real-time. Think revolutionary. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J++. We always monetize holistic world-class C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The aptitude to envisioneer extensibly leads to the capacity to empower ultra-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Without applications, you will lack e-businesses. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to aggregate ultra-strategically. We invariably whiteboard transparent e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We think that most fractal web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, eyeballs are forced to become killer. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "ultra-dynamically"? Think cross-platform. Think reality-based. Think B2C. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most short-term web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Unix. We will innovate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "global, robust, impactful". We understand that it is better to brand interactively than to deploy wirelessly.