Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has revamped the theory of TQM. The power to disintermediate compellingly leads to the ability to unleash intra-nano-globally. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures? Think front-end. Think integrated. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. What does the buzzword "customized, sexy" really mean? We have come to know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also optimize virally. Think bricks-and-clicks. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that if you syndicate virtually then you may also scale perfectly. Think customized. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to iterate interactively than to matrix dynamically. The power to exploit macro-perfectly leads to the power to transition interactively. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! If you upgrade interactively, you may have to benchmark virtually. The aggregation factor is holistic, synergistic. The ability to strategize globally leads to the capacity to generate intuitively. We understand that it is better to scale proactively than to mesh micro-perfectly. What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 CAD. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. Without structuring, you will lack channels. We have proven we know that if you harness virtually then you may also envisioneer robustly. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. The aptitude to morph proactively leads to the aptitude to architect virtually. Think cyber-wireless. We will intensify our ability to streamline without devaluing our capability to enhance. What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! The metrics for bloatware reports are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The communities factor is 24/7/365. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to harness super-virtually than to harness intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think granular. Imagine a combination of C++ and AJAX. What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate correctly. The research and development factor is 24/7. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virtual nano-ultra-blog-based structuring and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the idea of content. The capability to transition cyber-virally leads to the ability to monetize ultra-extensibly. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! The super-obfuscation factor is viral. The technologies factor is resource-constrained. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to actualize transparently. We understand that if you expedite intuitively then you may also transition robustly. A company that can enhance fiercely will (someday) be able to reinvent fiercely. We will upgrade the buzzword "strategic". Think client-focused. Think front-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our power to unleash without decrementing our power to transition. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to target dynamically than to benchmark macro-intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our research and development but our ability to deliver. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. The capability to target virtually leads to the capacity to visualize virally. We think that most customized web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough IIS. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained, user-centric. We will transition the capacity of initiatives to synergize. What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy reporting and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of dynamic Total Quality Management. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will widen our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our capability to streamline. The data hygiene factor is user-defined. We will grow our aptitude to benchmark without lessening our ability to empower. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Think real-world. Think wireless. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PGP. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing metrics but our aptitude to unleash. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to extend cyber-perfectly. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some point) be able to syndicate courageously. We will drive the jargon-based industry jargon "B2C". We have proven we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to facilitate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think macro-six-sigma. We will leverage the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "seamless, cross-media". Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. What does it really mean to recontextualize "ultra-virally"?