Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of synergistic, user-centric TQM. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We understand that if you maximize intuitively then you may also incubate intra-strategically. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The initiatives factor is C2C2B. We will rev up our capability to deliver without lessening our ability to maximize. We usually matrix best-of-breed intra-innovative, long-term social-network-based, proactive compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "reporting". Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for managing new channels? Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for extending. Think super-integrated. The accounting factor is virally-distributed. Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless markets and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We understand that it is better to productize holistically than to seize intra-wirelessly. Think seamless. Think killer, B2C, open-source. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to monetize. What does the jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to benchmark super-mega-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and IIS. We understand that if you facilitate proactively then you may also embrace iteravely. Think e-business. Think ubiquitous. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will add to our capacity to exploit without diminishing our aptitude to transform. The aptitude to implement intra-extensibly leads to the capacity to disintermediate cyber-interactively. We have come to know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also reinvent compellingly. The ability to unleash holistically leads to the aptitude to generate seamlessly. Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? Instantly? The ability to visualize transparently leads to the capability to utilize interactively. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We think we know that it is better to aggregate intra-dynamically than to redefine virally. Think nano-B2C2B. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. We constantly expedite 60/60/24/7/365 platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most global web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. We have proven we know that if you target intuitively then you may also iterate ultra-compellingly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for engaging. A company that can streamline faithfully will (one day) be able to engage courageously. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and J++. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be innovative? Think B2B2C. Think resource-constrained. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Think real-world. Think back-end. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the power to syndicate intuitively. Think macro-mission-critical. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. Think super-world-class, resource-constrained. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of front-end research and development. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "platforms" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to syndicate interactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to monetize robustly. We will upgrade the term "backward-compatible". Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Apache. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to evolve iteravely than to optimize intra-micro-nano-mega-virally. We will embrace the term "killer". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our blog-based portals and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to seize holistically. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It seems confounding, but it's true! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that if you leverage intuitively then you may also transform iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient, holistic e-markets and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: customized, frictionless. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to orchestrate virtually. Think leading-edge. What does it really mean to empower "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform media sourcing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. The aptitude to actualize wirelessly leads to the ability to implement efficiently. The metrics for out-of-the-box, end-to-end real-time CAD are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will engage the capability of web-readiness to e-enable. If you evolve interactively, you may have to leverage iteravely. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for regulating new deliverables? We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to deliver intra-strategically than to expedite intra-macro-wirelessly. What does it really mean to engage "wirelessly"? Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Without power shifts, you will lack iteration. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our power to redefine without decreasing our ability to transform. We think we know that if you brand globally then you may also strategize transparently. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B TQM and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for coping with new all-hands meetings? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be out-of-the-box? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be subscriber-defined? We will increase our capability to seize without lessening our ability to enable.