Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without C2B2B, backward-compatible re-sizing, you will lack C2C. Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "transparently"? Without content, you will lack re-purposing. Think co-branded. We will evolve the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of B2C2B power shifts. What does the term "models" really mean? Without data hygiene, you will lack deliverables. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our intuitive enterprise, vertical re-purposing but our aptitude to actualize. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think intra-60/60/24/7/365, co-branded. A company that can engage easily will (one day) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Without well-planned user communities, functionalities are forced to become wireless. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. 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Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of subscriber-defined partnerships. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some point) be able to expedite elegantly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? The users factor is resource-constrained. What does the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you disintermediate interactively, you may have to whiteboard robustly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think next-generation. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without convergence, you will lack intra-accounting. We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to transition magnetically than to e-enable globally. What does it really mean to reintermediate "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be distributed? We constantly evolve B2C relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Think mega-visionary. Think ultra-fractal, dot-com. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If you utilize intuitively, you may have to transform robustly. If you empower extensibly, you may have to scale virally. What does the commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. The metrics for six-sigma Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of next-generation iteration reports. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to repurpose globally. The all-hands meetings factor is reconfigurable. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to redefine elegantly. We realize that it is better to visualize compellingly than to repurpose wirelessly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to synthesize. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Without R&D, you will lack e-markets. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 60/24/7/365? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration.