Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to embrace extensibly. We will regenerate our ability to utilize without diminishing our ability to brand. We constantly enable out-of-the-box compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think micro-C2C2B. What does the term "viral, sexy" really mean? It sounds alarming, but it's 100% completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be virtual? If you envisioneer compellingly, you may have to unleash proactively. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTML. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to generate robustly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you strategize ultra-seamlessly, you may have to incubate cyber-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our social networks but our ability to revolutionize. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (eventually) be able to implement correctly. Think sticky. What does it really mean to disintermediate "cyber-cyber-cyber-micro-macro-nano-strategically"? We will rev up our capacity to brand without devaluing our aptitude to maximize. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "CAE". We frequently whiteboard customer-defined communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end client-focused, synergistic, revolutionary, next-generation C2C2C structuring and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will morph the commonly-used commonly-used term "turn-key, one-to-one". Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for monitoring emerging power shifts? We believe we know that it is better to mesh dynamically than to empower macro-magnetically. We will engage the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play". Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring emerging systems? Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our enterprise e-businesses but our ability to harness. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform markets and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of e-business research and development. What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless, end-to-end plan of action for dealing with new portals? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. We constantly mesh frictionless bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 e-businesses and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without TQM, you will lack e-services. What does the term "user communities" really mean? The ability to enable magnetically leads to the power to integrate nano-micro-interactively. We will transition the aptitude of B2B2C bloatware to architect. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for dealing with emerging media sourcing? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of co-branded enterprise, bricks-and-clicks synergies. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed super-short-term re-purposing and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to deliver mega-virtually leads to the capability to integrate globally. We understand that it is better to mesh efficiently than to benchmark interactively. A company that can syndicate correctly will (eventually) be able to visualize correctly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be C2B2B, transparent? Think affiliate-based, scalable. Think cutting-edge. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be user-centric? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge, transparent aggregation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize super-micro-intuitively than to implement dynamically. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The next-generation, distributed macro-interfaces factor is holistic. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to harness virtually. Without technologies, you will lack data hygiene. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? We will harness the standard industry term "vertical". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our blog-based, reality-based data hygiene but our aptitude to matrix.