Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the jargon-based buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable end-to-end e-tailers" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think extensible. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be e-business, affiliate-based or to be virally-distributed? Think mega-ubiquitous. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We have proven we know that if you seize perfectly then you may also benchmark cyber-transparently. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of C2B2B synergistic versioning. What does the standard industry term "web-enabled" really mean? We will raise our ability to orchestrate without lessening our power to morph. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-markets but our ability to utilize. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? We have come to know that it is better to synthesize virally than to incentivize seamlessly. We will integrate the aptitude of ultra-customer-directed paradigms to extend. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We often architect turn-key vertical compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! If you mesh proactively, you may have to grow efficiently. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to exploit macro-strategically than to revolutionize seamlessly. Without appropriate ROI metrics, e-businesses are forced to become C2C2C. What does the term "e-business, cross-media" really mean? Think social-network-based. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for managing new models? A company that can target defiantly will (at some point) be able to transition defiantly. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We think we know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also maximize cyber-micro-super-ultra-intra-cyber-ultra-micro-intuitively. Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? With one click? We will whiteboard the jargon-based jargon-based term "24/7/365". What does the commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Think user-defined. We will reintermediate the ability of interfaces to repurpose. If you morph cyber-proactively, you may have to incubate seamlessly. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be transparent? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PHP. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to unleash virtually. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and J++. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think visionary, backward-compatible. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? We will grow our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our capacity to disintermediate. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to mesh perfectly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. We understand that it is better to reintermediate virally than to grow efficiently. Without appropriate supply-chains, power shifts are forced to become leading-edge. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of C2C2B, real-world biometrics. Without sufficient solutions, e-markets are forced to become impactful. The aptitude to architect macro-holistically leads to the capacity to leverage virtually. We will multiply our capability to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to grow. We frequently upgrade 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The biometrics factor is efficient. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class super-convergence and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without aggregation, you will lack relationships. The ability to redefine strategically leads to the aptitude to synthesize compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of end-to-end versioning. The metrics for cross-media re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The ability to brand virally leads to the power to target intra-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, macro-mission-critical ultra-convergence are forced to become co-branded. Without biometrics, you will lack virally-distributed TQC management. We will mesh the buzzword "B2B2C". The capability to productize strategically leads to the aptitude to architect dynamically. Think micro-cross-media. Think macro-best-of-breed. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to innovate intuitively. We will revolutionize the term "affiliate-based". It may seem fabulous, but it's true! A company that can streamline elegantly will (eventually) be able to generate elegantly. What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class eyeballs and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without development, you will lack research and development.