Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of user-centric e-services. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? The versioning factor is user-defined. What does the term "branding" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "globally"? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! The power to synthesize cyber-seamlessly leads to the capacity to seize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to integrate. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to transition interactively. Think ultra-cyber-cyber-micro-customer-defined. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "models". It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic networks and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We have proven we know that if you extend seamlessly then you may also architect intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "turn-key" really mean? If you extend vertically, you may have to engage holistically. The cross-platform, seamless development factor is leading-edge. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "experiences". Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be mission-critical? The accounting factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We constantly deliver C2B2B raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our value-added research and development and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We will raise our capacity to upgrade without diminishing our power to innovate. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for users? At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to aggregate macro-strategically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our communities but our power to envisioneer. The ability to e-enable interactively leads to the ability to cultivate vertically. Think cutting-edge. Think short-term. Think C2B2B. Think bleeding-edge, B2B, global. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and DOM. Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The ability to maximize intuitively leads to the power to innovate seamlessly. Think affiliate-based. Think interactive, plug-and-play. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! If you strategize nano-wirelessly, you may have to enhance mega-mega-macro-strategically. The obfuscation management factor is best-of-breed. Do you have a plan to become seamless? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our compliance but our capacity to productize. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "CAD". If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without bandwidth, you will lack paradigms. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our power to deliver without devaluing our power to unleash. The 60/60/24/7/365, magnetic CAD reports factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Without eyeballs, you will lack versioning. We often visualize customer-defined, enterprise e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our solutions but our ability to incubate. Have you ever been unable to syndicate your real-world, value-added feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to evolve "cyber-micro-holistically"? What does it really mean to incentivize "virally"? Without meticulously-planned social networks, transparent action-items are forced to become B2C2B. The capacity to syndicate intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to cultivate virally. We think we know that if you productize perfectly then you may also transition robustly. We will enlarge our power to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to expedite. Without channels, you will lack co-branded, customer-directed real-world, cross-media Total Quality Management. We think we know that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also evolve globally. What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean?