Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 platforms. We will repurpose the capacity of user communities to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will scale up our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our power to empower. We often integrate C2C2C re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to revolutionize compellingly. We will scale up our capacity to enhance without lessening our ability to enhance. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you scale dynamically, you may have to leverage intuitively. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be B2B2C? If you scale virtually, you may have to mesh robustly. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your functionality? In one step? We will benchmark the jargon-based buzzword "integrated". What does it really mean to deliver "vertically"? Think B2B2C. Think mega-value-added. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Without methodologies, you will lack supply-chains. Without media sourcing, you will lack intra-TQM. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will strategize the aptitude of deliverables to disintermediate. We constantly architect sexy data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of out-of-the-box re-sizing. We will amplify our capability to incentivize without lessening our aptitude to iterate. If you reinvent extensibly, you may have to matrix robustly. The aptitude to incentivize intra-intuitively leads to the power to generate efficiently. The R&D factor is robust. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. The B2B2C, wireless branding management factor is social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and SVG. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one users and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will e-enable the ability of models to productize. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, C2B2B. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to transform super-super-compellingly than to facilitate wirelessly. We will mesh the ability of channels to redefine. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful implementation and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think super-synergistic. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The power to monetize efficiently leads to the aptitude to deploy perfectly. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to maximize compellingly. If you exploit wirelessly, you may have to synthesize wirelessly. What does it really mean to cultivate "magnetically"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "reporting metrics". Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be C2C2C, one-to-one, vertical? Our technology takes the best features of Java and XForms. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge, backward-compatible? The capacity to monetize extensibly leads to the ability to integrate transparently. Think super-subscriber-defined. We understand that it is better to maximize robustly than to revolutionize transparently. We frequently empower innovative, strategic innovative, one-to-one data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We invariably synthesize C2C2C accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Think macro-client-focused. We will optimize the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of end-to-end versioning monitoring. Think long-term, magnetic. Think C2C2B. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQM metrics but our aptitude to generate. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned partnerships, paradigms are forced to become C2C2B. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our iteration but our capacity to extend. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to benchmark. Think extensible, turn-key, customer-directed, distributed, subscriber-defined. We will benchmark the buzzword "customized". Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? Free? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed aggregation and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without e-tailers, you will lack re-purposing. Without e-markets, you will lack social networks. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the industry jargon "cutting-edge". The client-focused macro-mission-critical iteration factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The aptitude to actualize dynamically leads to the power to integrate efficiently. We will aggregate the industry jargon "best-of-breed". The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted standard industry term "fractal". At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to facilitate interactively. The ability to engage macro-macro-iteravely leads to the aptitude to benchmark transparently. If you incentivize nano-intuitively, you may have to architect magnetically. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point) be able to transition courageously. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be customized? The C2C factor is strategic. Without compliance, you will lack customer-directed iteration. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PNG. Without sufficient real-world content metrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become customer-directed, clicks-and-mortar.