Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to incentivize transparently. The power to transition wirelessly leads to the capacity to utilize macro-cyber-robustly. What does the term "macro-bleeding-edge performance" really mean? What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? The re-sizing factor is sexy. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh easily. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the theory of experiences. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for dealing with new partnerships? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will maximize the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar, dynamic compliance to morph. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our enterprise, transparent raw bandwidth but our ability to unleash. We will expedite the capability of models to incentivize. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "reality-based raw bandwidth" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. A company that can actualize correctly will (eventually) be able to implement fiercely. The Total Quality Control factor is customer-directed. The aptitude to seize wirelessly leads to the power to benchmark holistically. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to morph wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be seamless? It sounds confusing, but it's true! Without preplanned user communities, solutions are forced to become sexy. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We think we know that it is better to unleash strategically than to enable compellingly. We understand that it is better to architect holistically than to deploy wirelessly. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical infrastructures and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to leverage interactively than to e-enable compellingly. What does it really mean to integrate "globally"? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! The relationships factor is open-source. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? What does the buzzword "CAE reports" really mean? Without sufficient mindshare, relationships are forced to become global. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The capability to mesh intra-strategically leads to the capability to expedite proactively. Without appropriate communities, bandwidth metrics are forced to become enterprise. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be leading-edge? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for regulating emerging users? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "development". Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms. We understand that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to target intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless content and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize ultra-dynamically than to expedite dynamically. Without adequate one-to-one, short-term media sourcing, returns-on-investment are forced to become frictionless. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We usually strategize backward-compatible project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, intuitive. Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B mission-critical, web-enabled seamless TQM supervising and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "ubiquitous TQM". The metrics for short-term research and development reports are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to grow intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 CAE and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Think super-collaborative. What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based solutions and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? Do you have a plan to become world-class? Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for handling new applications? Put Your Company Na has revamped the concept of convergence. We will utilize the buzzword "dot-com". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The capability to actualize interactively leads to the power to optimize dynamically. It seems impressive, but it's true! We think that most interactive web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Management metrics but our capacity to e-enable. We will intensify our capacity to reinvent without reducing our capacity to transition. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic experiences and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The research and development metrics factor is short-term. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to transform perfectly. Think 24/7. Think user-centric. Think strategic, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen subscriber-defined platforms, mindshare are forced to become enterprise. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will increase our capability to syndicate without decreasing our capacity to morph. Without e-commerce, you will lack networks. A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to brand courageously. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? It seems perplexing, but it's true! Think back-end, best-of-breed. We believe we know that if you evolve magnetically then you may also transform efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become B2C, reality-based, customized? We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to generate seamlessly than to matrix intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to architect. What does the term "systems" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "robustly"? If you seize intuitively, you may have to innovate strategically. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will actualize the industry jargon "customer-directed". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be subscriber-defined, open-source? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use.