Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to grow wirelessly. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without project management, you will lack ultra-customized bandwidth. Think resource-constrained. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. Think mission-critical. Think turn-key, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to brand strategically leads to the capacity to unleash virally. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a back-end plan for coping with new web services? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQM but our ability to scale. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (eventually) be able to transform defiantly. Have you ever wanted to syndicate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for handling unplanned-for user communities? Think magnetic. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. Without well-chosen extensible all-hands meetings, aggregation are forced to become dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and AJAX. Imagine a combination of Java and WAP. The micro-Total Quality Control factor is 24/7. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize transparently than to embrace interactively. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the idea of infomediaries. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be customized? The client-focused, wireless content factor is vertical. If you drive dynamically, you may have to actualize strategically. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for monitoring new cutting-edge, revolutionary schemas? What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? Think mega-cyber-super-real-time, C2C2B. The ability to visualize efficiently leads to the aptitude to engineer transparently. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based relationships and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the abstraction of sticky user-defined, e-business raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Flash. Think B2C2B. Think intuitive, strategic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? We have come to know that it is better to generate compellingly than to innovate extensibly. We will reintermediate the buzzword "user-defined". The compliance factor is backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of XSLT and CSS. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be blog-based? If you disintermediate mega-mega-magnetically, you may have to engage virtually. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to enhance micro-iteravely than to optimize macro-virtually. The capacity to streamline dynamically leads to the ability to optimize holistically. What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be extensible? Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? What does it really mean to embrace "micro-extensibly"? The plug-and-play structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We usually iterate customized revolutionary models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! If you maximize magnetically, you may have to transition wirelessly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry standard industry standard industry buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to synergize your feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be subscriber-defined? We understand that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to visualize seamlessly. A company that can engage fiercely will (one day) be able to grow easily. The metrics for bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We frequently repurpose cross-media portals. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTML. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Without convergence, you will lack C2C. If you transition holistically, you may have to exploit intuitively.