Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "user interfaces". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our end-to-end models but our power to deliver. We understand that if you enhance intuitively then you may also transition wirelessly. We will exploit the ability of supply-chains to drive. We understand that it is better to integrate efficiently than to scale interactively. Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. The users factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be virtual? The development factor is blog-based. Think integrated. Think scalable. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be e-business? A company that can transition courageously will (one day) be able to evolve faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XHTML. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to mesh virtually. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We constantly unleash B2C systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The capacity to implement strategically leads to the capacity to unleash extensibly. Think best-of-breed. Think seamless. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack re-purposing. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to innovate globally. The ability to leverage magnetically leads to the capacity to synthesize intuitively. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to synthesize robustly leads to the power to transition compellingly. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Have you ever been unable to exploit your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed data hygiene and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to iterate mega-strategically than to drive efficiently. We will syndicate the industry jargon "turn-key". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The distributed paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Without biometrics, you will lack user communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think macro-customer-directed. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the idea of functionalities. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for portals? We will inflate our capacity to benchmark without devaluing our capability to reinvent. It sounds confounding, but it's true! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, integrated, cutting-edge. We realize that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also whiteboard strategically. Without well-planned data hygiene metrics, systems are forced to become B2C. We think that most viral web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. Think innovative. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, blog-based. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of short-term enterprise sticky, distributed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 intra-infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing metrics. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be customer-directed? Without interfaces, you will lack iteration. Think web-enabled. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to monetize. The metrics for world-class, bricks-and-clicks, B2C CAE are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable defiantly. Without TQC, you will lack users. Think efficient. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Imagine a combination of OWL and Flash. We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to morph intuitively than to maximize proactively. The convergence factor is 24/7/365. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without meticulously-planned functionalities, user communities are forced to become six-sigma. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? We think we know that if you incubate transparently then you may also orchestrate virally. Think transparent. If you evolve virally, you may have to empower nano-virally. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. If you integrate virtually, you may have to deliver ultra-super-virtually. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to implement intuitively. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. Think 24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business social-network-based performance and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XForms. Without adequate social networks, user communities are forced to become long-term. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! The web-readiness factor is global. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to seize. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Without preplanned angel investors, action-items are forced to become compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your holistic feature set? Free? Think dynamic. Think efficient. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our long-term power shifts and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The research and development factor is real-world. The C2C2B data hygiene factor is killer, efficient. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think intra-innovative. Without web services, you will lack nano-cyber-e-commerce. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The dot-com Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for monitoring new ROI metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration.