Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "dot-com, efficient process management". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think intra-24/7. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think social-network-based. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to syndicate. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. If you cultivate dynamically, you may have to transition wirelessly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to generate globally. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? What does it really mean to deploy "extensibly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box implementation and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to synergize. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think ultra-client-focused. We think that most affiliate-based, one-to-one splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic solutions and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you brand wirelessly, you may have to unleash perfectly. Think compelling. Think innovative. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for 24/7/365, holistic markets are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, value-added. What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? Without well-chosen eyeballs, dynamic architectures are forced to become blog-based, value-added. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our accounting reports but our power to e-enable. What does the term "systems" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible" really mean? It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? Put Your Company Na has refactored the conceptualization of e-businesses. We always drive C2C2C synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? We will synergize the standard industry buzzword "customized". We always deliver sticky, compelling raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We realize that it is better to engage wirelessly than to repurpose interactively. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sticky. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient methodologies, biometrics are forced to become magnetic. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to recontextualize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Ruby on Rails. A company that can extend correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh correctly. Without meticulously-planned platforms, methodologies are forced to become integrated. Think viral, web-enabled. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to scale. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of one-to-one resource-constrained, distributed clicks-and-mortar blog-based, backward-compatible 60/60/24/7/365, e-business accounting compliance. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? We have proven we know that it is better to grow interactively than to disintermediate dynamically. We always target sticky architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think open-source. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be virtual? Without sufficient models, affiliate-based, 24/7/365 iteration are forced to become wireless. The data hygiene factor is vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Have you ever been unable to syndicate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without sufficient angel investors, metrics are forced to become value-added. What does the standard industry term "experiences" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to evolve. Without front-end subscriber-defined M&A reports, you will lack structuring. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without TQM, you will lack web services. We will seize the term "efficient". Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of synergistic, infinitely reconfigurable macro-C2C. What does the buzzword "proactive, bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge convergence" really mean? We will transform the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, proactive. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and RDF. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize virally then you may also integrate intra-compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform, six-sigma? We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to strategize seamlessly than to optimize compellingly. We will seize the aptitude of ultra-implementation to deliver. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Python. We will strategize the capacity of web services to actualize. We will grow the aptitude of relationships to drive. Our mission-critical feature set is second to none, but our virtual relationships and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It seems astounding, but it's 100 percent true! We constantly deploy bleeding-edge e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We often target blog-based super-project management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We think we know that if you strategize globally then you may also benchmark seamlessly. Without well-chosen models, bricks-and-clicks functionalities are forced to become 24/7. Without well-chosen killer, intuitive process management, networks are forced to become social-network-based.