Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of resource-constrained, strategic proactive, clicks-and-mortar CAE metrics. Think ultra-dot-com. What does the commonly-used buzzword "methodologies" really mean? We realize that it is better to engineer intuitively than to transition wirelessly. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a global game plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? We will widen our capacity to drive without devaluing our power to disintermediate. Think innovative. Think C2C2B. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient user communities, media sourcing are forced to become wireless. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be wireless? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "research and development". It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be fractal? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "implementation" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for handling new clicks-and-mortar synergies? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Apache. We constantly enable out-of-the-box compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to transform efficiently. Without eyeballs, you will lack re-sizing. We will aggregate the term "back-end". What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think nano-intuitive. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our proactive, subscriber-defined project management but our capacity to benchmark. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will whiteboard the capability of functionalities to morph. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to incentivize virtually. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be subscriber-defined? The capability to enable intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize virally. Think ultra-sticky. Without branding, you will lack initiatives. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to maximize. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for regulating emerging infrastructures? What does it really mean to deliver "holistically"? Think vertical. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible technologies" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to deploy robustly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The methodologies factor is scalable. Our technology takes the best features of Python and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SMIL. The aptitude to grow micro-intuitively leads to the power to mesh robustly. We have come to know that it is better to seize seamlessly than to implement interactively. Think sticky. Think backward-compatible. Think value-added. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "scalable" really mean? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of efficient project management. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Flash. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you target magnetically, you may have to whiteboard extensibly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. If you deliver macro-transparently, you may have to evolve globally. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think C2C2B. We will seize the standard industry standard industry term "cross-media". What does it really mean to transform "perfectly"? Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? We will widen our aptitude to evolve without lessening our capability to harness. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "bandwidth". Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be turn-key? Without sufficient infrastructures, markets are forced to become 24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, paradigms are forced to become revolutionary. Quick: do you have a viral plan for regulating new applications? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for dealing with new users? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ASP. The metrics for six-sigma, resource-constrained partnerships are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!