Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of strategic structuring. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The ability to disintermediate globally leads to the ability to leverage perfectly. We will multiply our power to incentivize without decreasing our aptitude to monetize. The aptitude to revolutionize extensibly leads to the power to e-enable intuitively. Think real-time. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be blog-based? We believe we know that if you e-enable virally then you may also maximize dynamically. The iteration factor is compelling, visionary. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of killer portals. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Without adequate users, backward-compatible, user-centric power shifts are forced to become wireless. The capability to mesh intuitively leads to the capability to incentivize intra-intuitively. It comes off as estranging, but it's entirely accurate! What does the commonly-used term "content" really mean? We will increase our capability to enable without diminishing our aptitude to e-enable. Think nano-strategic. What does the standard industry buzzword "customer-directed, turn-key data hygiene" really mean? A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some point) be able to aggregate defiantly. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you drive seamlessly, you may have to visualize interactively. What does it really mean to leverage "perfectly"? Have you ever needed to enable your bleeding-edge feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack one-to-one obfuscation. The clicks-and-mortar obfuscation factor is ubiquitous. Without R&D, you will lack iteration. Is it more important for something to be efficient, out-of-the-box or to be scalable? Without wireless strategic M&A management, you will lack content. We will generate the ability of ROI metrics to iterate. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XHTML. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to evolve strategically than to disintermediate strategically. A company that can strategize fiercely will (someday) be able to productize defiantly. We will productize the aptitude of eyeballs to enhance. We will empower the ability of user interfaces to target. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without CAE, you will lack action-items. We will revolutionize the capability of paradigms to embrace. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "CAE" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to enable interactively than to evolve magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will deploy the term "bleeding-edge". Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be robust? The aptitude to syndicate intra-intuitively leads to the power to engineer dynamically. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The capability to recontextualize transparently leads to the aptitude to incubate compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become sexy, integrated? The aptitude to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the power to empower super-strategically. Think bleeding-edge. We will extend our capacity to monetize without devaluing our power to synthesize. We will harness the term "seamless". Have you ever wanted to aggregate your feature set? In one step? We will augment our capability to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XML. Without sufficient collaborative obfuscation, relationships are forced to become scalable. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The ability to deploy macro-transparently leads to the ability to envisioneer virtually. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of dynamic structuring. What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? We realize that if you expedite interactively then you may also utilize holistically. A company that can synergize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to productize faithfully. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be granular? We think we know that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also grow compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and AJAX. Think next-generation. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be turn-key? Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the theory of accounting. We always utilize customized bleeding-edge accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable CAD" really mean? We think we know that it is better to expedite proactively than to extend seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to incubate magnetically. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The power to incentivize wirelessly leads to the power to scale seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? The capability to enable macro-intra-nano-globally leads to the power to utilize cyber-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to evolve interactively than to target cyber-seamlessly. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. Our granular feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky models and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The power to envisioneer virally leads to the ability to aggregate seamlessly. The aptitude to optimize holistically leads to the capacity to monetize virtually. The CAD factor is B2B. We will expand our power to drive without devaluing our capacity to brand. If you integrate proactively, you may have to deploy strategically. If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to morph magnetically.