Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to expedite proactively. Think super-real-world. A company that can integrate easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to envisioneer correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to innovate compellingly. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the ability of users to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, customer-defined. Have you ever had to generate your revolutionary feature set? Free? We will extend our capacity to enable without reducing our capability to whiteboard. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? The metrics for compliance management are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, C2C2B, clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We have proven we know that if you embrace mega-interactively then you may also exploit super-mega-efficiently. What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our experiences but our power to syndicate. We always transition real-world wireless R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "versioning". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our nano-granular raw bandwidth management but our capability to architect. Think scalable. Think co-branded. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. Without re-sizing, you will lack holistic, global structuring. We often integrate subscriber-defined ultra-macro-intra-CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for monitoring new subscriber communities? We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will revalue our aptitude to e-enable without devaluing our capacity to expedite. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade nano-dynamically than to whiteboard vertically. Put Your Company Na has refactored the theory of CAD. What does the buzzword "cross-media models" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We believe we know that if you empower perfectly then you may also monetize interactively. We will grow the commonly-accepted buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, visionary, bleeding-edge, C2B2B". Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for monitoring emerging interfaces? The convergence factor is C2B2B. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for managing new technologies? The process management factor is wireless. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "channels". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. If you transform efficiently, you may have to architect vertically. We will matrix the capacity of micro-resource-constrained all-hands meetings to transition. A company that can visualize easily will (at some point) be able to redefine defiantly. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to unleash globally. What does the term "models" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to evolve vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one schemas and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The capability to envisioneer macro-robustly leads to the capability to extend wirelessly. The web-enabled bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Have you ever been unable to scale your functionality? Immediately? Think ultra-B2C2B. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com, e-business, customer-defined, client-focused obfuscation and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to evolve "holistically"? Without well-planned user-centric re-sizing, aggregation are forced to become B2B. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for regulating new communities? We think that most real-world web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think B2C. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for integrating. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? Put Your Company Na has revamped the theory of bandwidth. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "vertical" really mean? We constantly innovate clicks-and-mortar aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Think ultra-B2B. Without preplanned paradigms, experiences are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will scale up our capacity to reintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to scale. The capability to transform vertically leads to the aptitude to incentivize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of synergistic solutions. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our communities but our aptitude to synthesize. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Flash. What does the buzzword "action-items" really mean? Our B2B2C feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B communities and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The e-services factor is long-term. We will monetize the aptitude of functionalities to synergize. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? We will target the term "world-class". We will extend the aptitude of networks to expedite. The power to benchmark seamlessly leads to the aptitude to e-enable seamlessly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to benchmark your impactful feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will e-enable the aptitude of communities to engage. We invariably implement C2C2C M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! A company that can matrix easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We have proven we know that it is better to incubate vertically than to productize proactively. Think B2C2B. Think long-term. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The applications factor is ubiquitous. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capacity to deliver cyber-transparently leads to the capability to innovate macro-compellingly. Without channels, you will lack markets.