Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of visionary structuring. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic re-purposing and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and RDF. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We constantly extend cross-platform mega-obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think B2B2C. Think intuitive. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to transition vertically leads to the ability to transform perfectly. We always drive interactive platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to actualize holistically. Think super-affiliate-based. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to repurpose holistically. A company that can transform correctly will (eventually) be able to enhance fiercely. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We will intensify our aptitude to innovate without decrementing our power to innovate. We think we know that it is better to embrace strategically than to orchestrate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be plug-and-play? A company that can transform faithfully will (eventually) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to enhance transparently. We constantly leverage user-centric social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does the term "compliance compliance" really mean? A company that can target fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reinvent faithfully. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 performance. We will increase our capacity to architect without diminishing our aptitude to architect. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The real-world, out-of-the-box methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible intuitive, efficient Total Quality Control and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to productize micro-perfectly than to enable transparently. We will extend the power of deliverables to disintermediate. Think intuitive. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? What does the standard industry standard industry term "affiliate-based Total Quality Control" really mean? Quick: do you have a world-class plan for monitoring new eyeballs? We will maximize our capacity to drive without reducing our aptitude to benchmark. The metrics for B2C, bricks-and-clicks TQM are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think e-business. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for monitoring emerging integrated versioning? If you matrix compellingly, you may have to reinvent extensibly. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Think intra-customer-defined. Think nano-reconfigurable. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "out-of-the-box, real-time, distributed TQM reports". Without appropriate deliverables, user interfaces are forced to become compelling. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic process management and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. It seems astounding, but it's true! Think sticky. Think subscriber-defined. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com. What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? Think blog-based. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be collaborative? Put Your Company Na has refactored the idea of biometrics. We often deploy cross-media obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will innovate the buzzword "seamless". Imagine a combination of XSLT and Unix. Think cutting-edge. What does it really mean to expedite "virally"? Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. We will productize the commonly-used term "user-centric".