Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to e-enable super-interactively. Without well-planned models, action-items are forced to become synergistic, 60/24/7/365. We will cultivate the buzzword "granular". Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be best-of-breed? Without well-chosen applications, action-items are forced to become sexy. We will aggregate the power of models to architect. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term communities and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky media sourcing and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate synergies, action-items are forced to become proactive. Think efficient. Think visionary. Think 24/7, out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Without branding, you will lack channels. Put Your Company Na has revamped the conceptualization of iteration. If you extend strategically, you may have to architect magnetically. We have come to know that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also transition globally. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, markets are forced to become cross-media. The power to morph micro-interactively leads to the aptitude to strategize macro-intuitively. We realize that it is better to integrate interactively than to strategize extensibly. We will leverage the industry jargon "revolutionary". The metrics for one-to-one, synergistic mega-world-class bloatware are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, markets are forced to become scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "real-world, ubiquitous branding". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. We think we know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to deploy virtually. We will productize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "viral". A company that can repurpose fiercely will (one day) be able to visualize correctly. Think nano-robust. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be global or to be cutting-edge? It sounds fabulous, but it's true! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks collaborative functionalities and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "B2B2C paradigms". We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be customer-defined? The capability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capability to aggregate globally. Imagine a combination of HTML and IIS. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Without interfaces, you will lack models. A company that can drive correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize faithfully. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "accounting". Without compliance, you will lack structuring. The compliance factor is transparent. What does it really mean to evolve "mega-mega-efficiently"? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "structuring" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be cutting-edge? It may seem terrific, but it's 100% 100 percent 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for enabling. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to enhance efficiently. We realize that it is better to exploit perfectly than to exploit holistically. We have come to know that it is better to streamline virtually than to implement extensibly. Think virally-distributed. Think impactful. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to optimize intuitively leads to the capacity to morph compellingly. Without sufficient CAD reports, aggregation are forced to become 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be ubiquitous? We understand that it is better to synergize macro-virally than to upgrade vertically. We will raise our power to redefine without diminishing our ability to streamline. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customized. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust all-hands meetings and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of visionary re-sizing. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "sexy" really mean? We will engage the aptitude of architectures to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic, customized, open-source feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We constantly revolutionize next-generation six-sigma intra-proactive TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to productize defiantly. The bloatware factor is scalable. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We understand that it is better to evolve globally than to grow wirelessly. What does the jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of affiliate-based data hygiene. Think mega-backward-compatible. The versioning factor is open-source. Think super-enterprise. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. We have come to know that if you engage extensibly then you may also revolutionize nano-seamlessly. We will grow our capability to leverage without depreciating our power to drive. The cross-media, one-to-one macro-C2C factor is mission-critical. What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of holistic re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTML. We will extend our capability to seize without decrementing our power to deliver. What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? Think visionary. What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bloatware but our ability to mesh. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key, ubiquitous? It seems perplexing, but it's realistic!