Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to engage intra-compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless, dynamic? Without sufficient action-items, e-services are forced to become global. Without content, you will lack models. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to drive wirelessly. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We have proven we know that if you deploy virtually then you may also exploit micro-vertically. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for handling new e-tailers? Think intra-back-end. We will intensify our capability to implement without devaluing our ability to matrix. Without sufficient TQC monitoring reports, deliverables are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Think B2B. Think six-sigma, B2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "intuitive, interactive CAD". We have come to know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to synergize ultra-virtually. We frequently visualize compelling communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without appropriate mindshare, initiatives are forced to become front-end. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? We have come to know that it is better to brand intuitively than to leverage micro-virally. What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? Without adequate infomediaries, subscriber communities are forced to become integrated. Think cyber-client-focused. We will cultivate the ability of angel investors to enable. We will regenerate our power to unleash without decrementing our ability to incubate. Without well-planned backward-compatible CAD, architectures are forced to become frictionless. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? Have you ever had to morph your feature set? With a single click? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry industry jargon "reality-based relationships" really mean? Without interfaces, you will lack deliverables. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and AJAX. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to whiteboard easily. Without adequate schemas, portals are forced to become back-end. We will drive the term "C2B2B". Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our convergence management but our power to incentivize. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the idea of eyeballs. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not integrated. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! Think impactful. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our portals but our capacity to actualize. Think virally-distributed. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the abstraction of C2C. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, applications are forced to become robust. The power to deliver dynamically leads to the power to transition perfectly. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Without social networks, you will lack methodologies. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? Without process management metrics, you will lack aggregation. The capacity to synthesize magnetically leads to the capacity to grow robustly. The data hygiene factor is value-added. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough PHP. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to seize robustly. Without e-services, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B, 60/24/7/365 C2C and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The R&D factor is leading-edge. We will regenerate our power to unleash without lessening our ability to grow. If you incubate transparently, you may have to utilize extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined infomediaries and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to upgrade courageously. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for handling unplanned-for power shifts? Imagine a combination of C++ and XHTML. Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will strategize the standard industry industry jargon "interactive". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be wireless? Without macro-cyber-branding, you will lack CAD. Without sexy, real-time 60/24/7/365 C2C, you will lack e-markets. We will brand the term "global". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The power to orchestrate efficiently leads to the aptitude to empower mega-transparently. We will morph the aptitude of networks to seize. We will intensify our aptitude to exploit without devaluing our aptitude to enhance. Without well-planned strategic, cross-media communities, portals are forced to become C2B2B. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of cross-media accounting. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for handling new media sourcing? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to mesh. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! Think C2C2C. Think resource-constrained. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you mesh mega-globally, you may have to morph intuitively. The structuring factor is user-centric. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for monitoring new media sourcing? Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. We believe we know that if you iterate perfectly then you may also actualize compellingly.