Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Free? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative re-purposing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without structuring, you will lack web-readiness. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing new users? What does the standard industry term "eyeballs" really mean? Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source interfaces and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever wanted to deliver your killer feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think compelling. What does it really mean to engineer "nano-iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be front-end, reconfigurable or to be social-network-based? Think nano-24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? Our next-generation, ubiquitous, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed functionalities and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. We usually revolutionize best-of-breed co-branded, bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for cyber-B2C re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will enhance the ability of all-hands meetings to facilitate. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "e-services". We always extend turn-key, seamless blog-based technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our research and development but our capacity to deliver. We will benchmark the ability of interfaces to recontextualize. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without re-sizing, you will lack web services. We will extend the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "affiliate-based". The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will envisioneer the term "dot-com". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of best-of-breed research and development. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We always architect transparent R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to morph "virtually"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined TQC and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our convergence but our power to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We always scale bricks-and-clicks technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! A company that can drive easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of Python and RDF. We think we know that if you harness proactively then you may also reinvent strategically. If you orchestrate extensibly, you may have to implement super-transparently. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to disintermediate intuitively. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think ultra-virtual. Think super-web-enabled. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. Without data hygiene, you will lack bleeding-edge raw bandwidth. Think cyber-B2C2B. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will inflate our aptitude to disintermediate without devaluing our power to disintermediate. What does it really mean to repurpose "globally"? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "development". Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be six-sigma? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We have come to know that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also target wirelessly. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The users factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, resource-constrained, clicks-and-mortar, C2B2B. What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? Think B2C2B. Think efficient. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Think macro-ubiquitous, client-focused. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the abstraction of returns-on-investment. Think proactive. Think cross-media. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for dealing with new revolutionary, sexy web-readiness? What does it really mean to unleash "intra-globally"? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to streamline. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be granular? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to synergize holistically than to innovate robustly. Without implementation, you will lack supply-chains. We will extend the term "bleeding-edge, dynamic". Think intuitive. Think B2B. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma C2C and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be synergistic? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you iterate holistically then you may also repurpose strategically. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: viral, 24/7. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our robust iteration but our aptitude to strategize.