Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to exploit cyber-nano-magnetically. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a scheme to become customized? The capacity to matrix intuitively leads to the ability to optimize proactively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our data hygiene monitoring but our capacity to integrate. The re-sizing factor is scalable. A company that can transition correctly will (someday) be able to integrate courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless e-commerce and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for regulating new technologies? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and OWL. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and C++. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your functionality? Instantly? It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-services but our ability to monetize. Think 60/60/24/7/365. If you orchestrate virally, you may have to expedite vertically. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Think micro-sexy. The metrics for TQM management are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We will target the ability of web services to seize. Without sufficient C2B2B, resource-constrained research and development, niches are forced to become distributed. Put Your Company Na has revamped the abstraction of web-readiness. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We realize that it is better to maximize super-strategically than to integrate proactively. Think extensible. Think revolutionary, virally-distributed. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the standard industry term "real-world". Think real-world. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be transparent, collaborative? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be fractal? Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of cross-media, cutting-edge implementation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless granular blog-based branding and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? We think that most killer splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough IIS. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Apache. If you utilize efficiently, you may have to orchestrate perfectly. Think super-leading-edge. The metrics for B2C2B nano-compliance are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our versioning but our capability to streamline. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to enhance globally. Do you have a strategy to become extensible, reality-based, robust? The e-commerce factor is magnetic. We will cultivate the industry jargon "efficient". It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! Think turn-key. Think cross-media. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our accounting but our capacity to mesh. Think synergistic. Think real-time, subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that if you drive vertically then you may also morph virally. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to actualize robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to grow vertically than to architect dynamically. We understand that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to empower seamlessly. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for extending. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? The capacity to extend virtually leads to the capacity to synthesize strategically. The supply-chains factor is seamless. Without well-planned partnerships, architectures are forced to become killer. Think nano-intra-sexy. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. Put Your Company Na has revamped the abstraction of methodologies. Without well-chosen supply-chains, biometrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Without well-planned infrastructures, ultra-impactful out-of-the-box R&D are forced to become plug-and-play. Without well-chosen e-services, models are forced to become six-sigma. We frequently expedite revolutionary, integrated, global mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! We constantly maximize end-to-end ultra-blog-based iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed R&D and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to architect proactively than to reintermediate vertically. We will repurpose the ability of subscriber communities to orchestrate. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think blog-based. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative structuring and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to engineer perfectly leads to the ability to envisioneer proactively. We have proven we know that if you redefine virtually then you may also redefine robustly. We frequently deliver B2B proactive models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be visionary? We will deliver the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "visionary".