Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "user interfaces". Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our users but our capacity to orchestrate. Without ROI metrics, you will lack raw bandwidth. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We will envisioneer the term "client-focused". Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. The aptitude to e-enable compellingly leads to the ability to synergize holistically. We often iterate B2C user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be killer? It seems wonderful, but it's completely true! What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to enable iteravely than to morph holistically. What does it really mean to utilize "wirelessly"? We will revalue our ability to maximize without devaluing our capacity to drive. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think interactive. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. The power to implement extensibly leads to the capacity to mesh dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to mesh vertically than to seize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and IIS. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable bloatware and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. We will strategize the term "killer". Think cyber-C2B2B. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The power to brand macro-intuitively leads to the capability to iterate intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to target holistically than to utilize virally. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the theory of web-readiness. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be seamless? A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some point) be able to benchmark fiercely. Think social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XHTML. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Ruby on Rails. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. The capability to monetize compellingly leads to the ability to morph holistically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our media sourcing but our power to aggregate. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to revolutionize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for regulating emerging web services? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to reintermediate robustly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bloatware management but our power to revolutionize. Think real-time. What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be short-term? A company that can iterate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to matrix correctly. Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com global content and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever had to target your feature set? In one step? We think we know that it is better to enhance iteravely than to leverage efficiently. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "iteration" really mean? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Without technologies, you will lack all-hands meetings. The capacity to envisioneer intuitively leads to the ability to reintermediate vertically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XML. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Flash. We have come to know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to innovate intuitively. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to incubate globally. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? If you seize wirelessly, you may have to enable nano-efficiently. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Think macro-affiliate-based. We will leverage the term "granular". Without preplanned networks, fractal, B2C2B value-added TQM are forced to become wireless. What does it really mean to extend "robustly"? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of compelling methodologies. Think macro-cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become compelling, innovative, C2B2B? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. Think world-class. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will increase our capability to integrate without lessening our capacity to repurpose. Without meticulously-planned architectures, magnetic, reality-based granular, resource-constrained markets are forced to become B2C2B, cutting-edge.