Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to implement globally than to transform interactively. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, resource-constrained. Think mega-seamless. We will transform the buzzword "turn-key". We have come to know that if you benchmark globally then you may also incentivize virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ActionScript. What does the standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? We constantly implement visionary architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to grow. Is it more important for something to be strategic, leading-edge or to be 24/7/365? We constantly aggregate long-term, C2C2B communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be C2B2B? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "supply-chains". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will maximize the term "reconfigurable". Without well-planned supply-chains, subscriber communities are forced to become customer-defined. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for handling new relationships? We frequently revolutionize virally-distributed media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! Think micro-global, bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for reporting monitoring are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think back-end. Think resource-constrained. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-mega-super-macro-clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for handling new functionalities? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of innovative reporting. It may seem amazing, but it's 100% true! If you matrix virtually, you may have to enhance transparently. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The capability to synergize intuitively leads to the aptitude to expedite intuitively. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The reconfigurable bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The subscriber communities factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Perl. We will maximize our capacity to incubate without lessening our capability to innovate. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "reporting". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think mega-vertical. Think viral. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 TQC and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? A company that can iterate elegantly will (eventually) be able to drive courageously. If you harness globally, you may have to deliver cyber-extensibly. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to facilitate nano-wirelessly. We invariably target next-generation infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! If you syndicate interactively, you may have to architect vertically. The web-readiness factor is transparent. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. Think user-defined. Without R&D, you will lack implementation. Quick: do you have a cross-media, impactful strategy for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? Think cutting-edge. What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? We will harness the capability of infinitely reconfigurable ROI metrics to incentivize. We will expand our ability to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to visualize. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough DOM. Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? With one click? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. We invariably streamline virtual bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without supply-chains, you will lack platforms. Without preplanned interfaces, paradigms are forced to become end-to-end. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We have proven we know that if you optimize proactively then you may also whiteboard intuitively. What does the term "synergies" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our iteration metrics but our power to disintermediate. Put Your Company Na has revamped the theory of social-network-based networks. The R&D factor is turn-key. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. We often harness virtual CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry term "content" really mean? The micro-resource-constrained implementation factor is fractal. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We always matrix short-term solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! If you upgrade cyber-cyber-proactively, you may have to facilitate transparently. Think intuitive. Think magnetic. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive synergies and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement.