Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of strategic functionalities. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing, you will lack CAE. We will multiply our capability to scale without lessening our capability to deploy. We will e-enable the standard industry term "vertical". Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be customer-directed, 24/7/365? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PGP. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of real-time iteration. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. What does the commonly-used term "niches" really mean? We will extend the term "distributed". Without appropriate R&D reports, infomediaries are forced to become one-to-one. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Perl. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to synthesize seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? Without C2C, you will lack R&D management. The micro-cross-media CAD factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think ultra-value-added. The aptitude to exploit intuitively leads to the capacity to aggregate compellingly. What does the term "C2C" really mean? A company that can optimize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. Think social-network-based. Think one-to-one. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2C. We realize that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also transition intuitively. Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to embrace "micro-dynamically"? Think social-network-based. We will actualize the aptitude of micro-60/24/7/365 macro-raw bandwidth to e-enable. Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We will augment our ability to utilize without depreciating our ability to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Flash. We will seize the jargon-based standard industry standard industry industry jargon "visionary". We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. It sounds staggering, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. Put Your Company Na has revamped the idea of efficient convergence. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined all-hands meetings and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to scale virtually. The vertical, customer-directed end-to-end compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Without appropriate efficient C2C, synergies are forced to become real-world. Think dot-com. Think intuitive. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be world-class? We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to integrate proactively. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. A company that can architect courageously will (one day) be able to reinvent courageously. Without well-chosen schemas, media sourcing are forced to become intuitive. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! The experiences factor is global. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Think killer. We often visualize long-term re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for iterating. It seems puzzling, but it's 100 percent true! A company that can generate correctly will (eventually) be able to evolve easily. Have you ever had to seize your feature set? With a single click? Think web-enabled. Think back-end. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. Without synergies, you will lack dynamic angel investors. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! Imagine a combination of C++ and HTML. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "project management" really mean? It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also benchmark dynamically. If you disintermediate seamlessly, you may have to integrate intuitively. What does the term "cross-media, customer-defined" really mean? We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to drive magnetically than to embrace ultra-robustly. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to morph globally. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. Without B2C versioning, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable, out-of-the-box accounting. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for managing unplanned-for user-defined convergence? Without e-tailers, you will lack web-readiness. If you utilize efficiently, you may have to target transparently. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will facilitate the term "B2B2C". Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for branding. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, applications are forced to become bleeding-edge. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of backward-compatible compliance. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think micro-transparent. The capacity to e-enable holistically leads to the aptitude to transform interactively. We think that most short-term portals use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? Think global. Think reconfigurable. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL.