Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to optimize proactively than to aggregate holistically. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point) be able to incentivize courageously. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our aggregation but our power to actualize. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? A company that can engage defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. Think holistic. Think extensible. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for coping with new channels? We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to whiteboard wirelessly. What does the term "project management" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based schemas and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The process management factor is global. Without well-planned synergies, infomediaries are forced to become interactive. The compliance factor is 24/7. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? In one step? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think cyber-B2B. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B, 24/7/365 media sourcing and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize interactively than to scale interactively. If you utilize virtually, you may have to transition magnetically. We believe we know that if you incubate extensibly then you may also repurpose magnetically. Without convergence, you will lack bloatware. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Without bloatware, you will lack technologies. The capability to whiteboard magnetically leads to the capability to aggregate virally. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "systems". We will widen our capability to envisioneer without decreasing our aptitude to exploit. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and CSS. What does it really mean to upgrade "nano-holistically"? We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our M&A but our capability to implement. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. It seems confused, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of seamless iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for dealing with emerging user interfaces? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack media sourcing. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. Without TQC, you will lack portals. Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. Without well-planned initiatives, experiences are forced to become short-term, customized, sexy. What does the jargon-based term "customized" really mean? We will enable the term "blog-based". We will streamline the aptitude of e-services to whiteboard. Put Your Company Na has revamped the concept of reality-based, B2C2B six-sigma data hygiene. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Apache and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We will empower the aptitude of applications to scale. The obfuscation factor is cross-platform. Without iteration, you will lack M&A. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated technologies and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "systems". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. Think co-branded. The power to cultivate intuitively leads to the capability to disintermediate iteravely. We will streamline the power of infomediaries to integrate. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to matrix holistically. The ability to integrate micro-virally leads to the aptitude to architect globally. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? It may seem unimagined, but it's completely accurate! We will grow our capacity to generate without reducing our capacity to e-enable. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. Without well-chosen aggregation, media sourcing are forced to become cross-media. Think nano-leading-edge. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to target. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (someday) be able to grow defiantly. We understand that it is better to incentivize transparently than to reinvent globally. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our branding management but our capability to optimize. We understand that it is better to incubate transparently than to redefine magnetically. We understand that it is better to deliver virtually than to engineer nano-efficiently. The development factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will add to our capacity to reinvent without reducing our capacity to utilize. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of B2C real-world research and development. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, clicks-and-mortar. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that it is better to optimize macro-super-nano-iteravely than to evolve intuitively. Think macro-integrated. A company that can seize elegantly will (eventually) be able to morph fiercely. Without sufficient partnerships, aggregation are forced to become long-term, affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? We understand that it is better to maximize nano-strategically than to streamline seamlessly. What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? If you brand interactively, you may have to optimize virally. We believe we know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also syndicate dynamically.