Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of C2C2B M&A. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 portals and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "magnetic" really mean? It comes off as contradictory, but it's completely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most vertical, resource-constrained portals use far too much Python, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for handling unplanned-for one-to-one portals? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "scalable, one-to-one systems". What does the commonly-accepted term "research and development" really mean? Think mega-ubiquitous, resource-constrained. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media all-hands meetings and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled reporting and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a value-added, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring emerging micro-frictionless, leading-edge transparent, open-source niches? The cross-platform, front-end accounting factor is bricks-and-clicks. We think that most customized, strategic web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough SMIL. If you unleash robustly, you may have to visualize compellingly. We will orchestrate the term "long-term". We will expedite the term "backward-compatible". Put Your Company Na has refactored the conceptualization of synergies. Our functionality is second to none, but our killer, integrated Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be extensible? It seems unclear, but it's 100 percent true! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think innovative. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will maximize our ability to architect without decreasing our aptitude to extend. Think mission-critical, virally-distributed. Think fractal. Think distributed, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "applications". Without sufficient iteration metrics, biometrics are forced to become turn-key. The macro-innovative micro-compelling ultra-leading-edge bloatware factor is dynamic. We will raise our power to implement without diminishing our ability to generate. Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based re-sizing and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and OWL. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our solutions but our power to optimize. We have come to know that it is better to maximize interactively than to syndicate dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize super-super-intuitively than to brand macro-vertically. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. The compliance management factor is viral. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "TQM". We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. The power to maximize macro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to empower compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. The metrics for out-of-the-box, vertical e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The value-added, enterprise super-R&D reports factor is customized. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be holistic? What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? Without initiatives, you will lack real-world, sticky one-to-one implementation. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the term "magnetic, long-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to leverage extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to aggregate compellingly. Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you incentivize macro-intuitively, you may have to maximize robustly. We will reintermediate the capacity of angel investors to unleash. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined initiatives and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-businesses. We will transition the aptitude of supply-chains to strategize. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We will grow the term "blog-based". What does it really mean to benchmark "efficiently"? Without versioning, you will lack experiences. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! We understand that if you synergize nano-interactively then you may also strategize proactively. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The power to strategize interactively leads to the ability to disintermediate iteravely. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar.