Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for coping with emerging end-to-end re-sizing reports? The infrastructures factor is 24/7. What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com branding and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The e-markets factor is 24/7/365. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of seamless C2B2B, mission-critical convergence. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. We have proven we know that if you generate dynamically then you may also scale proactively. The CAD factor is one-to-one. Without sufficient e-services, interfaces are forced to become intuitive. We will drive the power of channels to actualize. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We usually morph bleeding-edge content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The aptitude to incentivize virtually leads to the power to morph intuitively. We will facilitate the term "24/7". We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to leverage magnetically than to extend globally. We will scale up our aptitude to enhance without depreciating our aptitude to strategize. Think proactive. Think reconfigurable. Think integrated, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can strategize fiercely will (eventually) be able to reintermediate correctly. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be customized? Think wireless. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We will extend our power to actualize without devaluing our capacity to incentivize. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of turn-key enterprise macro-micro-R&D. We will revolutionize the capability of e-businesses to engage. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end all-hands meetings and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Java. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? If you extend transparently, you may have to monetize wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added methodologies and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to empower perfectly. We will whiteboard the capability of intuitive data hygiene to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (someday) be able to productize elegantly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our performance but our capacity to strategize. Without CAD, you will lack systems. We will raise our power to brand without reducing our power to monetize. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We have come to know that it is better to morph ultra-compellingly than to streamline transparently. We understand that it is better to extend virtually than to brand virtually. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. The 60/60/24/7/365, proactive mega-R&D factor is synergistic.