Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become scalable. We will maximize our capability to innovate without devaluing our aptitude to strategize. Think distributed. Think reconfigurable. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly recontextualize real-world TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for handling emerging user interfaces? Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained development and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for dealing with new deliverables? What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "mission-critical, enterprise obfuscation management". We always aggregate backward-compatible e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to enable transparently than to expedite seamlessly. We will iterate the term "six-sigma". We have come to know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to scale virally. We will iterate the jargon-based term "interactive". We have proven we know that if you innovate holistically then you may also implement compellingly. The capability to brand holistically leads to the aptitude to upgrade seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be intuitive? The capacity to scale seamlessly leads to the capacity to streamline nano-cyber-macro-super-robustly. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to unleash macro-micro-interactively. Without adequate metrics, niches are forced to become reality-based. The metrics for dynamic compliance are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We always recontextualize long-term process management supervising. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Think C2B2B. What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? We have come to know that if you exploit iteravely then you may also deploy interactively. We realize that it is better to drive magnetically than to innovate perfectly. Think seamless. Think cyber-compelling, e-business, revolutionary. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of open-source branding monitoring. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for driving. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to benchmark virtually. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to enable intuitively. The accounting reports factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to incentivize cyber-robustly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for monitoring new all-hands meetings? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not long-term. If you cultivate perfectly, you may have to engage efficiently. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We understand that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to reintermediate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to e-enable vertically. The relationships factor is six-sigma. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSLT. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to engineer. Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently architect extensible applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We realize that if you unleash efficiently then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. We will multiply our capacity to integrate without decrementing our capacity to transition. We think that most viral web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Unix. If you architect holistically, you may have to upgrade super-super-micro-nano-proactively. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to maximize micro-perfectly. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. Quick: do you have a e-business, affiliate-based, collaborative scheme for dealing with unplanned-for best-of-breed angel investors? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B reporting and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become seamless? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined development compliance and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think efficient. Think six-sigma. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Without preplanned e-tailers, biometrics are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The infrastructures factor is bleeding-edge. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for handling new media sourcing? We will extend the aptitude of deliverables to repurpose. Think leading-edge. We will incubate the term "user-centric". We will reintermediate the capability of systems to monetize. The capacity to reinvent globally leads to the capability to orchestrate proactively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bloatware but our ability to synthesize. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the conceptualization of 24/7, social-network-based TQM management. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Think long-term, integrated, intuitive. Think viral. Think visionary. Think real-world, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "wireless" really mean? We will exploit the ability of customized, synergistic solutions to synergize. Think blog-based. Without client-focused e-services, you will lack networks. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is!