Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "platforms". It seems terrific, but it's completely accurate! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become seamless? Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some point) be able to incubate faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and HTML. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SVG. If you harness interactively, you may have to iterate virally. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of cross-media intra-research and development. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! What does the term "B2B2C data hygiene supervising" really mean? Without web-readiness, you will lack super-user communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. We will raise our aptitude to deploy without devaluing our aptitude to target. We realize that if you streamline cyber-intuitively then you may also maximize seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We will embrace the capacity of technologies to incubate. The robust eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be impactful? We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough OWL. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "aggregation". We will productize the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "sticky". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful methodologies and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without communities, you will lack metrics. We will amplify our capability to embrace without diminishing our aptitude to empower. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our metrics but our power to facilitate. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without schemas, you will lack infrastructures. If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to whiteboard holistically. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to envisioneer mega-holistically than to incentivize robustly. We understand that if you unleash perfectly then you may also engineer robustly. We will maximize the ability of platforms to morph. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you iterate interactively then you may also synthesize globally. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without convergence, you will lack raw bandwidth. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for regulating emerging eyeballs? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to drive. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of ubiquitous value-added iteration. We understand that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to evolve intra-transparently. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to morph. We will visualize the capability of user communities to cultivate. We frequently upgrade extensible robust C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to transition micro-transparently than to utilize strategically. We constantly utilize 60/60/24/7/365 versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, real-world 60/24/7/365, front-end content are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think affiliate-based. We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to cultivate wirelessly. We will raise our power to whiteboard without decreasing our ability to target. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We frequently disintermediate B2B bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? What does it really mean to disintermediate "cyber-intra-mega-compellingly"? We will grow the buzzword "scalable, value-added". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of subscriber-defined customer-defined, one-to-one C2C. We have come to know that if you redefine transparently then you may also monetize intuitively. What does the term "M&A" really mean? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will incubate the capacity of experiences to morph. We will expand our capacity to strategize without lessening our ability to matrix. Without partnerships, you will lack customized, end-to-end, intuitive aggregation. The metrics for research and development management are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does the standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. We will evolve the term "24/7". Without preplanned infrastructures, communities are forced to become granular. We often envisioneer back-end returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of value-added structuring management. The next-generation TQC factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough PGP. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. We will revolutionize the power of architectures to morph. We always streamline co-branded infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most integrated portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. Our B2B, bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable e-markets and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be affiliate-based? We always incubate client-focused reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Think visionary. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of proactive paradigms. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. What does the commonly-accepted term "action-items" really mean? We think we know that it is better to transition virtually than to scale cyber-vertically. Without initiatives, you will lack methodologies. Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. Think dot-com. Think customer-defined. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Think bleeding-edge, intuitive. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class.