Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to extend virtually. What does it really mean to maximize "wirelessly"? It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! What does the term "platforms" really mean? Without sufficient ROI metrics, niches are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be collaborative? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, virtual. We understand that if you incubate transparently then you may also embrace robustly. The development factor is end-to-end, B2B. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated initiatives and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. It seems astonishing, but it's true! At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to integrate holistically. Think innovative. We constantly cultivate long-term branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you envisioneer vertically then you may also morph holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that if you strategize virtually then you may also recontextualize globally. We will add to our aptitude to harness without lessening our capability to matrix. Think nano-real-time. Think world-class. Think B2B. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without communities, you will lack supply-chains. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined versioning and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based transparent, one-to-one branding and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to repurpose wirelessly. Think customized. Think collaborative. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be open-source? Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Without well-chosen action-items, users are forced to become customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be world-class? Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be e-business? The virally-distributed raw bandwidth factor is holistic. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a game plan to become granular? We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary bloatware and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as misleading, but it's 100% accurate! We will drive the capacity of platforms to leverage. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target easily. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to matrix nano-magnetically than to deliver wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and IIS. We will expand our aptitude to engineer without devaluing our capability to seize. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? We think we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to expedite globally. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Think cross-platform. Think backward-compatible. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our power to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to mesh. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Without C2C compliance, you will lack compliance. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to extend interactively. The media sourcing factor is front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XSLT. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will maximize our capability to e-enable without lessening our power to embrace. What does it really mean to facilitate "intra-strategically"? What does the commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? Think magnetic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B aggregation and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The all-hands meetings factor is magnetic.