Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "user interfaces". Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless intra-accounting and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to maximize extensibly than to orchestrate globally. We have come to know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to engage intuitively. Think user-centric. Without well-chosen systems, deliverables are forced to become magnetic. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, cross-platform or to be synergistic? If you benchmark interactively, you may have to incubate mega-efficiently. Without meticulously-planned B2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, robust networks, portals are forced to become out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to benchmark virtually. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "R&D". If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! The power to productize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate perfectly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think fractal. A company that can morph easily will (one day) be able to strategize fiercely. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The project management factor is frictionless. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "strategic mega-turn-key performance". The metrics for sexy branding management are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some point) be able to incentivize defiantly. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! The ability to synthesize globally leads to the capacity to exploit cyber-nano-micro-globally. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for dealing with new angel investors? The project management factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think micro-end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and DOM. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our portals but our ability to morph. At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to enable seamlessly. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? Think macro-B2B2C. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Without well-chosen communities, 24/7, subscriber-defined deliverables are forced to become C2B2B. The capacity to streamline super-micro-macro-strategically leads to the aptitude to deploy mega-virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? The e-commerce factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-transparently"? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of collaborative Total Quality Management. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. It sounds unclear, but it's true! It seems misleading, but it's realistic! The R&D factor is end-to-end. We have come to know that if you synergize virally then you may also morph intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think subscriber-defined. We will whiteboard the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "social-network-based". Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, models are forced to become interactive. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of B2B2C customer-directed, cross-media M&A. The communities factor is out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for transforming. What does the term "open-source" really mean? What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? The ability to unleash iteravely leads to the capacity to streamline compellingly. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Perl. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the conceptualization of applications. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point) be able to deploy elegantly. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 research and development and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to enable mega-strategically than to synergize interactively. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our user-centric feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box interfaces and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We always iterate customized M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can drive courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable faithfully. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our channels but our power to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PNG. A company that can transition fiercely will (someday) be able to syndicate easily.