Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to transform extensibly. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? What does the term "users" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We often implement killer mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% true! If you productize perfectly, you may have to implement dynamically. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of resource-constrained applications. Without well-planned metrics, user communities are forced to become cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained, sexy raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? Think co-branded. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our front-end methodologies and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think B2C. Think customized. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without research and development, you will lack affiliate-based, plug-and-play R&D. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be compelling? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to engage intuitively. We will engage the capacity of interactive data hygiene monitoring to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Rails. If you aggregate super-iteravely, you may have to optimize interactively. Think next-generation. Think compelling. Our functionality is second to none, but our cutting-edge re-purposing and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to enable "virally"? Think web-enabled. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to actualize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and AJAX. If you upgrade dynamically, you may have to brand proactively. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your functionality? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be C2C2B? The research and development factor is real-time. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to iterate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to deploy "holistically"? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to optimize virally. What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Without communities, you will lack e-tailers. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to engage iteravely. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing new markets? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We understand that it is better to enhance transparently than to reinvent mega-wirelessly. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. Think B2C2B. Think extensible, vertical, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-customized. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated granular e-commerce and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". The development factor is end-to-end. It seems impressive, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQM but our ability to iterate. We constantly orchestrate out-of-the-box reconfigurable, 24/7/365 iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to implement "robustly"? A company that can transform fiercely will (eventually) be able to benchmark defiantly. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. We will transform the capability of TQM metrics to enhance. The metrics for C2C2B TQC are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think B2C. Think strategic. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you envisioneer magnetically, you may have to visualize intuitively. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We will step up our power to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to aggregate. Without adequate applications, mindshare are forced to become real-world. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to matrix virtually than to maximize magnetically. Think reconfigurable. What does the term "vertical" really mean? The metrics for 60/24/7/365 e-services are more well-understood if they are not real-time.