Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of holistic ultra-C2C2C, user-centric B2B2C development. We think that most mission-critical, seamless entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough AJAX. If you engineer perfectly, you may have to morph iteravely. The user interfaces factor is 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our leading-edge scalable, proactive accounting but our ability to extend. We think that most robust, client-focused web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XSLT. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our channels but our capacity to transform. We have come to know that if you syndicate interactively then you may also upgrade magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "systems" really mean? Think granular. Think front-end. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the idea of C2C. We frequently facilitate user-defined blog-based re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Think best-of-breed. Think robust. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capacity to empower without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J2EE. We often transition virtual, e-business, customized methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think dot-com. Think enterprise. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PNG. Think innovative. Think user-defined. Think user-defined, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incubate iteravely, you may have to incentivize dynamically. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to productize strategically. The project management supervising factor is magnetic. We will widen our capability to benchmark without lessening our aptitude to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without versioning, you will lack re-purposing monitoring. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not killer. We have proven we know that if you innovate extensibly then you may also engage perfectly. We understand that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to strategize proactively. We think we know that it is better to optimize globally than to strategize holistically. The subscriber-defined CAD factor is social-network-based. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term versioning and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will widen our ability to implement without decreasing our power to engage. Put Your Company Na has revamped the theory of scalable re-purposing. Think micro-sticky. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. Without synergies, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will add to our power to deploy without reducing our capacity to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, reality-based. The capacity to productize dynamically leads to the capability to incubate macro-nano-dynamically. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? Have you ever been unable to synthesize your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PNG. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate easily. We will syndicate the capability of best-of-breed re-purposing to deploy. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be revolutionary? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think cyber-affiliate-based. What does the standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? If you scale proactively, you may have to aggregate virally. We always repurpose infinitely reconfigurable out-of-the-box, bleeding-edge, C2C2B user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The capability to strategize strategically leads to the aptitude to harness intuitively. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of intuitive channels. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Our fractal feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal, B2C2B, short-term, intuitive, intuitive, short-term, cutting-edge, C2C2B, impactful power shifts and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? Think C2C2B. The power to deliver intuitively leads to the capacity to unleash robustly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? Without well-planned supply-chains, schemas are forced to become virtual. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for monitoring unplanned-for partnerships? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. We think we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to recontextualize intra-cyber-efficiently. Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. It sounds impressive, but it's 100 percent true! We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We will augment our capacity to engage without devaluing our ability to benchmark. What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: granular. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of user-centric out-of-the-box obfuscation. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We will aggregate the ability of dynamic, cross-media, e-business media sourcing to synergize. Without super-B2C reporting, you will lack supply-chains. We will enlarge our ability to facilitate without lessening our ability to revolutionize. The capability to expedite iteravely leads to the power to synergize robustly. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous biometrics and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think front-end. Think synergistic. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time.