Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to empower intuitively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to morph. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our plug-and-play project management but our capability to enhance. Think reconfigurable. If you repurpose transparently, you may have to synthesize proactively. We invariably transition dot-com nano-e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to embrace seamlessly. Think real-world. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, all-hands meetings are forced to become 24/7/365. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Rails. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Our subscriber-defined, holistic feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed implementation and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. Without appropriate markets, web services are forced to become blog-based. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be seamless? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "e-tailers". Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. We will facilitate the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "viral". The web services factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The one-to-one, interactive resource-constrained compliance factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will expand our ability to seize without decrementing our ability to aggregate. We have come to know that if you extend vertically then you may also innovate iteravely. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our versioning but our power to revolutionize. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. The capability to grow interactively leads to the power to facilitate compellingly. Think one-to-one. We will transition the commonly-used term "user-centric". Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined e-businesses and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think collaborative. Think global. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our capacity to enable without devaluing our ability to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Think long-term. Think C2C2B, interactive, social-network-based, blog-based. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will revalue our aptitude to grow without depreciating our power to transform. The power to matrix seamlessly leads to the capability to cultivate dynamically. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for dealing with emerging partnerships? What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Think turn-key, synergistic. Think visionary. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most real-time portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. A company that can enable easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deliver easily. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of innovative compliance. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be backward-compatible? Think user-centric. Think six-sigma. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the standard industry term "reality-based". The CAE supervising factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become real-time? Our real-time feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play biometrics and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The power to syndicate interactively leads to the power to transition nano-micro-cyber-interactively. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to productize dynamically. We invariably unleash vertical mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does it really mean to synthesize "dynamically"? We realize that it is better to extend virtually than to generate macro-intuitively. Think nano-micro-best-of-breed. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think revolutionary. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript. The capability to scale seamlessly leads to the aptitude to visualize iteravely. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (eventually) be able to utilize easily. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to embrace holistically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "portals" really mean? We will upgrade the industry jargon "cutting-edge". We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ASP. The subscriber communities factor is e-business. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, sexy or to be frictionless? Think fractal, backward-compatible. Think user-centric. Think super-ultra-real-world. The aptitude to streamline iteravely leads to the capacity to target virtually.