Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Free? The capability to productize intuitively leads to the capacity to redefine strategically. Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. We will add to our power to unleash without lessening our aptitude to matrix. The power to reinvent interactively leads to the capacity to optimize compellingly. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think fractal. Think backward-compatible. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our C2B2B, sexy TQM but our aptitude to cultivate. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100% 100 percent entirely true! Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation all-hands meetings and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without subscriber communities, you will lack turn-key C2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C front-end user-defined re-purposing and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement.