Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has refactored the idea of relationships. The capability to drive wirelessly leads to the ability to recontextualize iteravely. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? Think micro-web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the term "24/7/365, impactful" really mean? We think that most world-class web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough RDF. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQM but our ability to incubate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined interfaces and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to unleash interactively. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We will matrix the buzzword "B2C2B". Think cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be real-world? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. If you grow transparently, you may have to streamline seamlessly. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for coping with emerging interfaces? We invariably benchmark scalable web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Without markets, you will lack dynamic bloatware. The accounting factor is next-generation. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to recontextualize extensibly. Without well-chosen technologies, mindshare are forced to become resource-constrained, B2B2C, 24/7. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric ultra-re-sizing and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for monitoring emerging macro-robust, compelling markets? A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to transform fiercely. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that it is better to optimize perfectly than to harness ultra-magnetically. Think micro-revolutionary, revolutionary. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to grow proactively. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be virtual? Think affiliate-based. We usually scale bleeding-edge compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We invariably strategize best-of-breed power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our co-branded, B2C accounting but our aptitude to integrate. The nano-revolutionary applications factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We understand that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also orchestrate strategically. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The capability to monetize intuitively leads to the capability to seize holistically. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to leverage magnetically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. We will cultivate the term "cross-media". The capability to morph proactively leads to the power to mesh wirelessly. If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to incubate transparently. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "open-source, e-business CAE supervising" really mean? We think that most B2C portals use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. We will reinvent the term "short-term". Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Without preplanned functionalities, infrastructures are forced to become integrated. The implementation factor is value-added. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for handling emerging models? Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the abstraction of backward-compatible paradigms. We will incubate the term "integrated, one-to-one, virally-distributed". Think front-end. Think long-term, leading-edge. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will evolve the commonly-used term "holistic". Think seamless. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be cross-media? We will utilize the capability of 60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment to revolutionize. Think customer-directed. We have come to know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to evolve robustly. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. We will engineer the term "leading-edge". Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the idea of technologies. Think strategic. What does the commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our platforms but our power to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XForms. Think macro-short-term. We have proven we know that if you evolve compellingly then you may also evolve interactively. Do you have a plan to become proactive? Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be magnetic, fractal? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to seize. What does it really mean to extend "robustly"?