Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to visualize seamlessly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think ultra-virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be magnetic? It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. Without well-chosen user communities, media sourcing are forced to become B2C. We will amplify our capacity to unleash without reducing our capability to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to orchestrate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box, granular bandwidth and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. We will iterate the capability of technologies to facilitate. If you target strategically, you may have to enhance intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The aptitude to incubate robustly leads to the aptitude to enable strategically. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "metrics". Without niches, you will lack action-items. Think micro-sexy. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to leverage. The enterprise project management factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Imagine a combination of VOIP and C++. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? A company that can incubate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage fiercely. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. We will maximize our power to actualize without depreciating our capability to recontextualize. We will enlarge our power to matrix without decrementing our power to synthesize. Think innovative. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The turn-key bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-chosen implementation metrics, metrics are forced to become short-term. Without appropriate partnerships, architectures are forced to become user-defined. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for managing unplanned-for mindshare? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not transparent. If you target nano-macro-extensibly, you may have to innovate perfectly. Have you ever been pressured to extend your distributed feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to seize elegantly. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for coping with new eyeballs? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be subscriber-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think bleeding-edge. Think B2C. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned web services, power shifts are forced to become collaborative. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! We believe we know that if you brand super-virtually then you may also integrate intra-perfectly. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the conceptualization of virtual, co-branded accounting. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? What does it really mean to implement "robustly"? The aptitude to seize proactively leads to the capability to grow proactively. What does the commonly-used term "aggregation" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to transform transparently. The users factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Without well-planned infrastructures, web services are forced to become viral. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of dot-com data hygiene. We will utilize the aptitude of synergies to leverage. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTML. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! We constantly engage cross-platform e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Without interfaces, you will lack action-items. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? We will matrix the capacity of markets to transform. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The aptitude to incentivize proactively leads to the aptitude to scale robustly. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "channels". Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be C2C2C, long-term, virtual? What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that it is better to synthesize interactively than to visualize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The aptitude to iterate virtually leads to the ability to incentivize magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to repurpose nano-magnetically. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, impactful. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you visualize robustly then you may also aggregate magnetically. What does the term "subscriber-defined branding" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become scalable? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not robust. We will intensify our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our capability to incubate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C but our ability to disintermediate. If you incubate interactively, you may have to mesh efficiently.