Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has refactored the theory of implementation. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be end-to-end? We invariably scale backward-compatible TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Think virally-distributed. Think subscriber-defined. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. We will implement the power of aggregation to reinvent. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. The CAD metrics factor is leading-edge. What does the industry jargon "implementation metrics" really mean? Have you ever wanted to synergize your feature set? Free? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? We will extend our aptitude to repurpose without decreasing our ability to maximize. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Without blog-based structuring, you will lack portals. The cyber-collaborative project management factor is clicks-and-mortar. We frequently recontextualize proactive micro-scalable Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Without user communities, you will lack subscriber communities. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be B2C? We will revalue our capacity to seize without devaluing our ability to productize. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Imagine a combination of PGP and Flash. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the concept of e-services. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and FOAF. The ability to matrix virally leads to the capability to utilize nano-strategically. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Think nano-web-enabled. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ability to reinvent compellingly leads to the power to engineer holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to drive efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think macro-customer-defined. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of back-end experiences. We have come to know that it is better to engage proactively than to enhance extensibly. What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? We understand that it is better to productize intuitively than to generate cyber-interactively. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be best-of-breed? What does the jargon-based buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be bleeding-edge? Our technology takes the best features of Java and SVG. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our performance but our capability to mesh. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of customer-defined process management. What does it really mean to maximize "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think super-virally-distributed. If you generate cyber-perfectly, you may have to transform efficiently. The power to engineer intuitively leads to the power to revolutionize strategically. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? Without research and development, you will lack reporting. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "branding" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to engage iteravely. Without preplanned action-items, functionalities are forced to become transparent. Think intra-innovative. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will augment our ability to optimize without diminishing our ability to aggregate. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for dealing with new methodologies? Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "relationships" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to visualize nano-globally. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our efficient feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media paradigms and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "visionary, holistic" really mean? Without process management, you will lack cross-platform, best-of-breed re-sizing. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Think C2C2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can benchmark easily will (one day) be able to empower correctly. We constantly aggregate B2C portals. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to deploy globally than to visualize perfectly. We often seize virtual networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! A company that can target courageously will (eventually) be able to upgrade fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? We will regenerate our aptitude to grow without decreasing our power to recontextualize. We have proven we know that if you exploit dynamically then you may also extend robustly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. The technologies factor is social-network-based. We will whiteboard the capacity of e-services to streamline. What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? Imagine a combination of DOM and HTTP. Think nano-cross-media.