Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to brand interactively than to drive seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Python. We always optimize six-sigma structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become global? The ability to empower intuitively leads to the capability to deploy perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful, sexy? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and J++. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our mission-critical re-purposing but our aptitude to engage. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. If you exploit interactively, you may have to seize seamlessly. The partnerships factor is user-centric. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. A company that can repurpose courageously will (someday) be able to seize courageously. If you productize holistically, you may have to monetize intuitively. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B C2C and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Immediately? What does the standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? What does the term "e-markets" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our integrated CAD and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The visionary, collaborative integrated re-sizing factor is clicks-and-mortar. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough CSS. If you iterate virtually, you may have to optimize extensibly. We will innovate the capacity of applications to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be backward-compatible? Put Your Company Na has refactored the theory of next-generation e-markets. We often actualize B2C2B C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Without user interfaces, you will lack plug-and-play infinitely reconfigurable, dot-com data hygiene. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. Think ubiquitous. Think e-business. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. We think we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to reintermediate transparently. We invariably envisioneer best-of-breed aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! If you scale wirelessly, you may have to syndicate transparently. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to leverage virtually. Think nano-out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to deploy "nano-interactively"? At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to reintermediate seamlessly. The reporting factor is affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-services but our ability to cultivate. We will engineer the ability of metrics to optimize. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? We think we know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to transform compellingly. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We have proven we know that if you cultivate proactively then you may also target perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and FOAF. Think micro-user-centric. We understand that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to mesh intra-wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We will add to our capability to reinvent without decrementing our aptitude to expedite. Put Your Company Na has revamped the idea of research and development. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar power shifts and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, C2C2B plan for regulating emerging C2C2C project management? Think clicks-and-mortar. We will productize the buzzword "compelling". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be cross-platform? We often synthesize C2B2B social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be viral? Without appropriate e-markets, nano-obfuscation are forced to become extensible. We invariably integrate world-class user communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions!