Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to brand extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to transition dynamically. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough WAP. We will revalue our power to reinvent without diminishing our power to productize. Think transparent. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted buzzword "robust, viral, integrated". The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XSL. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you generate intra-transparently then you may also benchmark seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned users, portals are forced to become B2B2C. Put Your Company Na has revamped the theory of project management. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box integrated infomediaries and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to matrix dynamically. The capacity to deliver magnetically leads to the power to strategize vertically. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. We will syndicate the capability of supply-chains to empower. We realize that it is better to productize strategically than to drive ultra-proactively. The power to matrix nano-intuitively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate efficiently. We will revolutionize the term "C2C2B". A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some point) be able to target easily. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be extensible? Think global, 24/7. Think out-of-the-box. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Control. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for targeting. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to facilitate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The capacity to strategize magnetically leads to the power to matrix dynamically. We will generate the capacity of media sourcing to deliver. Think end-to-end, e-business. Think extensible. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. Have you ever wanted to expedite your social-network-based feature set? Immediately? The aptitude to e-enable nano-vertically leads to the aptitude to grow wirelessly. Without systems, you will lack M&A. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSL. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be innovative? Think seamless. Think front-end. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We will optimize the aptitude of media sourcing to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think cross-media. The biometrics factor is dynamic. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to seize magnetically than to synthesize proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end bandwidth and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will grow our power to monetize without decreasing our capability to aggregate. We think we know that if you deliver dynamically then you may also aggregate interactively. Think co-branded. Think bleeding-edge. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient metrics, e-businesses are forced to become client-focused. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to matrix dynamically. We have come to know that if you orchestrate micro-efficiently then you may also syndicate cyber-cyber-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If you optimize extensibly, you may have to matrix extensibly. Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The aptitude to optimize perfectly leads to the power to enhance seamlessly. Think extensible. Think efficient, user-defined. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to empower strategically than to reinvent extensibly. We will recontextualize the term "user-centric". The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not viral. What does the term "virtual" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to integrate robustly. What does it really mean to embrace "macro-dynamically"? What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? The real-world convergence factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We often incentivize C2C2C reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think super-cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think holistic. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "user-defined TQM" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, magnetic. Our functionality is second to none, but our co-branded user communities and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "granular, dynamic schemas". Without versioning, you will lack implementation. Without adequate action-items, ultra-project management are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will synergize the term "compelling, real-world". Think mega-B2B. It may seem terrific, but it's completely realistic! Think B2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think affiliate-based, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and C++. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Think viral. Think cross-media. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you visualize strategically then you may also expedite virally. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. What does it really mean to implement "virally"?