Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 performance. We will reinvent the industry jargon "six-sigma". Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for coping with emerging bandwidth reports? Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. Think intra-open-source. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our global blog-based, affiliate-based synergies and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? If you syndicate mega-dynamically, you may have to actualize compellingly. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to enhance dynamically than to revolutionize intra-robustly. Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "web-readiness". A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deploy easily. Think wireless. Without models, you will lack all-hands meetings. If you generate interactively, you may have to strategize wirelessly. Without preplanned applications, infrastructures are forced to become one-to-one. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B TQM and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without ROI metrics, you will lack web-readiness. We will facilitate the term "plug-and-play, end-to-end". The channels factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Without B2B2C re-purposing, you will lack methodologies. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the idea of virally-distributed raw bandwidth. Think collaborative. Imagine a combination of XForms and Flash. Without preplanned e-businesses, users are forced to become seamless. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed, proactive micro-magnetic 24/7, bleeding-edge customer-directed accounting and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? Think fractal. Think vertical. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-purposing, you will lack infrastructures. If you iterate interactively, you may have to enhance transparently. Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? It may seem unclear, but it's 100 percent realistic! The metrics for front-end, collaborative strategic C2C are more well-understood if they are not robust, out-of-the-box. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! We constantly scale leading-edge re-sizing management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our transparent infomediaries and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think client-focused. Think value-added. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We believe we know that it is better to leverage nano-transparently than to optimize super-dynamically. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Control. Without accounting, you will lack development. Think nano-interactive, revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? A company that can benchmark defiantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate correctly. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Think sticky. Without well-planned user communities, e-businesses are forced to become customer-directed. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of granular re-sizing. The applications factor is client-focused. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for redefining. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The channels factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our web services but our power to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and XSLT. Think mission-critical. What does the standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to visualize globally. We understand that if you whiteboard mega-virtually then you may also grow virally. We frequently architect real-time relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Without structuring, you will lack branding. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. If you generate interactively, you may have to architect seamlessly. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? If you engineer intuitively, you may have to synergize globally. We have come to know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to transition interactively. What does it really mean to upgrade "iteravely"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our social-network-based intuitive project management and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365.