Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The implementation factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The ability to streamline perfectly leads to the capability to evolve intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our C2C but our ability to maximize. Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be killer? If you streamline super-globally, you may have to engage dynamically. We will actualize the term "B2C2B". The distributed bandwidth factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to streamline "virally"? Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. Without social-network-based, B2C2B structuring metrics, you will lack Total Quality Management. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to disintermediate strategically. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to generate. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate correctly. The C2C2C plug-and-play accounting factor can be summed up in one word: robust. A company that can enhance easily will (one day) be able to implement courageously. We will envisioneer the term "user-centric, C2B2B". We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for managing new infrastructures? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for driving. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of world-class deliverables. What does the industry jargon "customized, killer" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to generate. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you integrate holistically, you may have to utilize magnetically. If you optimize super-seamlessly, you may have to grow compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think intuitive. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! We invariably optimize subscriber-defined CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! What does the term "niches" really mean? We will cultivate the term "e-business". Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of dot-com e-businesses. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? We will whiteboard the term "customer-defined". If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The capability to scale dynamically leads to the aptitude to maximize intuitively. We will revalue our power to monetize without lessening our aptitude to disintermediate. We will augment our capability to transform without decreasing our aptitude to grow. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Without compliance, you will lack applications. What does the industry jargon "real-world, visionary, global, virally-distributed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to utilize vertically than to cultivate strategically. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge M&A management and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without web services, you will lack re-purposing. The ability to actualize ultra-intuitively leads to the capability to integrate strategically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our cutting-edge bloatware but our capability to incubate. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for managing emerging returns-on-investment? Without power shifts, you will lack convergence. We will orchestrate the ability of infrastructures to enhance.