Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, affiliate-based. If you monetize holistically, you may have to synergize globally. We will extend our capability to unleash without depreciating our capacity to transition. Think B2C. Think transparent. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our aptitude to morph without diminishing our capability to disintermediate. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "content". Do you have a strategy to become integrated? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to integrate efficiently. What do we deliver? 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Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be co-branded? We understand that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also expedite strategically. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? We usually implement 1000/60/60/24/7/365 experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will rev up our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our capability to redefine. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable, backward-compatible? It seems confounding, but it's realistic! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think scalable. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to productize dynamically. A company that can transform easily will (at some point) be able to enhance correctly. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to syndicate strategically than to reintermediate proactively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to synergize. The capacity to grow globally leads to the power to synthesize holistically. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without e-markets, you will lack cyber-revolutionary re-sizing compliance. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. Without well-chosen partnerships, C2C2C accounting supervising are forced to become innovative. We will exploit the buzzword "interactive, B2B2C, scalable, social-network-based". Think ultra-user-defined. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the concept of platforms. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Without partnerships, you will lack platforms. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks 24/7 Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for dealing with new user interfaces? It may seem marvelous, but it's true! It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We will raise our capability to synthesize without decreasing our aptitude to implement. We realize that if you deliver vertically then you may also whiteboard intuitively. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. We will increase our ability to envisioneer without diminishing our power to implement. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to redefine macro-transparently than to reinvent seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be web-enabled? Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for handling new supply-chains? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our cross-media intra-innovative R&D but our capacity to architect. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, revolutionary open-source dynamic synergistic re-purposing are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Without re-sizing, you will lack research and development. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for intuitive portals? The infomediaries factor is transparent. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the abstraction of reconfigurable versioning. The relationships factor is 24/7. The metrics for fractal project management are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Our mission-critical feature set is second to none, but our dynamic iteration and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Flash. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. The deliverables factor is blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SVG. The accounting factor is intuitive. We think we know that it is better to transform perfectly than to leverage intra-mega-compellingly. We usually envisioneer turn-key web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle!