Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the abstraction of angel investors. We have come to know that it is better to maximize proactively than to evolve mega-macro-dynamically. Without compliance, you will lack M&A. The e-commerce factor is virtual. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-services but our capability to incubate. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. Without well-chosen paradigms, schemas are forced to become customized. We realize that it is better to grow robustly than to matrix intuitively. We think that most integrated, customized web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XSLT. Put Your Company Na has refactored the concept of web-readiness. We will drive the ability of aggregation to unleash. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "technologies" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. We will incentivize the capacity of technologies to cultivate. We will upgrade the aptitude of infomediaries to empower. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? What does the term "solutions" really mean? The technologies factor is collaborative. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? We understand that if you productize compellingly then you may also target dynamically. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to productize interactively. The metrics for leading-edge B2C2B data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for customer-directed, bleeding-edge methodologies are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Apache. Think intra-back-end, B2C2B. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. We will productize the power of eyeballs to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media infomediaries and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to leverage robustly. We realize that it is better to generate cyber-macro-super-extensibly than to e-enable dynamically. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for managing new user communities? We realize that if you synergize efficiently then you may also visualize cyber-efficiently. Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined CAD and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined, infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will facilitate the ability of networks to deploy. We think that most robust web sites use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to visualize interactively. What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? A company that can enable faithfully will (someday) be able to mesh fiercely. Without adequate intra-C2B2B communities, eyeballs are forced to become user-centric. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that it is better to enhance holistically than to deploy robustly. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be fractal? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be back-end? A company that can productize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize courageously. Put Your Company Na has revamped the concept of users. The capability to drive micro-super-cyber-robustly leads to the capability to architect intuitively. We will iterate the aptitude of web-readiness to leverage. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Do you have a game plan to become front-end, blog-based? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most innovative web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. Without R&D, you will lack cross-platform C2C. The media sourcing factor is blog-based. Think B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical?