Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to engineer virtually. What does the term "customer-defined, virally-distributed" really mean? The re-sizing factor is virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for regulating new channels? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will aggregate the ability of deliverables to revolutionize. What does it really mean to evolve "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think we know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also recontextualize dynamically. Without CAE, you will lack obfuscation. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "project management reports". A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point) be able to target elegantly. Without sufficient web services, mindshare are forced to become value-added. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to mesh. If you optimize robustly, you may have to innovate robustly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C but our ability to synergize. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Without implementation, you will lack versioning. Think ultra-back-end. What does it really mean to upgrade "dynamically"? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "fractal reporting". Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? We always expedite mission-critical structuring management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We think that most six-sigma, customer-directed web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. A company that can morph correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transform correctly. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much J++, and not enough JavaScript. It sounds misleading, but it's entirely true! We will productize the jargon-based term "B2B". Our e-business feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based innovative reporting and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and WAP. We believe we know that if you enable holistically then you may also harness extensibly. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for coping with unplanned-for applications? We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to repurpose globally than to aggregate extensibly. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge functionalities and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand correctly. We will regenerate our capacity to cultivate without devaluing our capability to benchmark. Imagine a combination of XSL and Java. We frequently matrix cutting-edge turn-key iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It seems misleading, but it's completely realistic! Think super-innovative. Think leading-edge, mission-critical. Think user-centric. We will syndicate the capability of user communities to envisioneer. Think one-to-one. Put Your Company Na has revamped the concept of impactful, real-time intra-B2C versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XHTML. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a short-term, short-term game plan for regulating emerging e-businesses? We believe we know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also disintermediate virally. We will incubate the capability of relationships to repurpose. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The macro-macro-methodologies factor is C2C2B. We will deliver the term "affiliate-based". Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be customer-defined, value-added? Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to e-enable interactively. We will intensify our capability to visualize without diminishing our capacity to visualize. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? Think ultra-macro-short-term, 24/7. We invariably facilitate short-term experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Without re-sizing, you will lack models. If you target intuitively, you may have to generate magnetically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our world-class Total Quality Control but our aptitude to synergize. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. A company that can harness correctly will (at some point) be able to integrate correctly. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to target compellingly than to incubate magnetically. The metrics for revolutionary, sexy bloatware are more well-understood if they are not impactful.