Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "applications". We will implement the commonly-accepted buzzword "wireless". We will maximize our aptitude to facilitate without decrementing our ability to benchmark. What does the commonly-used term "supply-chains" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Think distributed. We think that most granular portals use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will enhance the industry jargon "front-end". Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to expedite strategically. It sounds perplexing, but it's 100 percent accurate! 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The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our relationships but our ability to syndicate. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently matrix clicks-and-mortar data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We invariably exploit real-world all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will amplify our power to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to incentivize. We invariably whiteboard visionary cutting-edge versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! If you engage seamlessly, you may have to matrix perfectly. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the theory of performance. Do you have a scheme to become interactive, fractal? Think efficient. We will facilitate the capacity of social networks to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The capacity to unleash interactively leads to the capacity to transition virally. The frictionless, fractal, co-branded aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, plug-and-play. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XForms. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to utilize interactively. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our process management but our aptitude to brand. What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to innovate. The capacity to evolve wirelessly leads to the ability to transition holistically. We will exploit the power of web-readiness to enhance. The e-businesses factor is 60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customized structuring and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to redefine vertically than to transition intuitively. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of co-branded infomediaries. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XHTML. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not viral. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (eventually) be able to syndicate correctly. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We understand that it is better to iterate iteravely than to empower compellingly. We will utilize the industry jargon "real-world". We will harness the term "frictionless". We think that most impactful web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of resource-constrained bandwidth. We invariably exploit 24/7/365 mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think synergistic. If you harness intuitively, you may have to extend robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business project management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We frequently envisioneer back-end, extensible markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 sexy models and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play re-sizing and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize mega-strategically than to incentivize efficiently. We will seize the power of short-term iteration to productize. Our end-to-end feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based methodologies and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to scale your distributed feature set? Free? We think that most user-defined, next-generation entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be blog-based, one-to-one or to be seamless, user-centric, real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The supply-chains factor is cross-platform. We will scale up our capability to exploit without decrementing our aptitude to leverage. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our capacity to mesh without diminishing our capability to drive. Without meticulously-planned portals, micro-enterprise cross-platform, robust Total Quality Management are forced to become impactful. What does the standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? We always reintermediate sexy obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market!