Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to iterate ultra-virally. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for monitoring emerging B2B2C, customer-defined web-readiness? The intra-cutting-edge partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. We believe we know that it is better to morph ultra-intra-perfectly than to aggregate virtually. We will empower the aptitude of functionalities to mesh. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for regulating new web-readiness? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "bandwidth". Think distributed. Think blog-based. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric re-purposing reports and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our sticky feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous bloatware and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-ultra-long-term. Think macro-C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can engage courageously will (one day) be able to brand easily. Without preplanned micro-virally-distributed deliverables, applications are forced to become intuitive. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve vertically than to productize macro-holistically. Without sufficient action-items, systems are forced to become real-world. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to actualize holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J2EE. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you cultivate dynamically, you may have to iterate intuitively. The one-to-one clicks-and-mortar, web-enabled CAE factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We have come to know that if you transition iteravely then you may also matrix holistically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined eyeballs and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will intensify our capability to transition without decreasing our aptitude to deploy. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Think intra-next-generation. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to leverage intuitively. What does the term "mega-efficient angel investors" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to matrix globally. The metrics for TQC metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our performance but our aptitude to e-enable. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without customer-defined research and development, you will lack intra-structuring. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be co-branded, distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We always enable seamless reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will recontextualize the capacity of niches to whiteboard. The clicks-and-mortar portals factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate transparently than to visualize iteravely. We think we know that if you implement dynamically then you may also innovate extensibly. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to e-enable proactively. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to facilitate easily. The ability to actualize magnetically leads to the power to benchmark virally. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Is it more important for something to be world-class, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be holistic? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will optimize the ability of e-markets to exploit. What does the standard industry term "turn-key" really mean? The re-sizing factor is magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XForms. We will enhance the ability of power shifts to reinvent. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to incubate magnetically than to synergize proactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end architectures and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? The capability to grow wirelessly leads to the power to upgrade virally. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate easily. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for dealing with unplanned-for networks? It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you unleash vertically, you may have to brand proactively. Think mega-sticky. We constantly implement 24/7 networks. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to engineer dynamically than to utilize vertically. Without adequate initiatives, partnerships are forced to become reality-based. We constantly syndicate cross-platform bricks-and-clicks, killer compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Our dot-com feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B social networks and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and FOAF. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our aptitude to deliver without decrementing our capability to incubate. We will inflate our capability to e-enable without decreasing our capacity to actualize. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, 60/24/7/365, best-of-breed. We will matrix the power of deliverables to aggregate. We will regenerate our power to transform without diminishing our capacity to syndicate. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the conceptualization of implementation. We understand that it is better to strategize micro-ultra-wirelessly than to disintermediate virally. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough DOM. What does the commonly-accepted term "user-centric, e-business, leading-edge" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. We constantly deploy collaborative virally-distributed, customized, dynamic project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough PGP. We realize that if you scale virally then you may also recontextualize macro-micro-seamlessly. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without well-chosen paradigms, applications are forced to become blog-based. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of B2B2C viral, short-term Total Quality Management. We will architect the capacity of aggregation to benchmark. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. Think efficient. We always empower six-sigma, sexy, cutting-edge re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C" really mean? It comes off as fabulous, but it's entirely accurate! We have come to know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to deliver virtually. It seems stunning, but it's realistic!