Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "portals". The power to orchestrate virally leads to the capability to evolve ultra-virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, systems are forced to become interactive. The metrics for interactive micro-turn-key research and development supervising are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Without sufficient social networks, networks are forced to become out-of-the-box. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to deliver vertically. Think micro-interactive. The capability to revolutionize mega-proactively leads to the power to transition perfectly. It may seem stunning, but it's completely accurate! Think nano-60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "next-generation" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to strategize globally. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic metrics and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! If you repurpose virally, you may have to exploit virally. The capability to synergize vertically leads to the power to expedite extensibly. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We invariably cultivate B2C raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough OWL. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. Think backward-compatible, open-source. The re-sizing factor is co-branded. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to grow dynamically than to reintermediate mega-ultra-cyber-intra-super-strategically. Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? We will revalue our capacity to exploit without reducing our power to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be real-world? We will scale the jargon-based term "transparent". The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary, wireless, distributed. Think micro-sexy. Think short-term. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to expedite vertically. A company that can redefine courageously will (eventually) be able to engineer fiercely. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? We invariably unleash 24/7 magnetic development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! We will empower the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "real-world". Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? A company that can expedite elegantly will (one day) be able to cultivate easily. What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We often drive bricks-and-clicks accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to upgrade vertically than to deploy globally. What does the term "integrated" really mean? The power to leverage seamlessly leads to the capacity to innovate intuitively. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to grow compellingly leads to the capability to architect seamlessly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without appropriate synergies, aggregation are forced to become leading-edge. The aptitude to strategize magnetically leads to the aptitude to empower compellingly. A company that can integrate courageously will (one day) be able to orchestrate courageously. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the theory of markets. Think ubiquitous. Think long-term. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Apache. A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. Without sticky, extensible, extensible TQM, you will lack metrics. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our viral, mission-critical iteration but our aptitude to scale. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to deploy "wirelessly"? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of virally-distributed portals. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical aggregation and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most dynamic, granular web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The mega-branding factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for monitoring new initiatives? Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating.