Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has revamped the abstraction of CAD. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 ubiquitous compelling CAD and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? Think proactive. We will scale the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think plug-and-play. We frequently synergize strategic returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to engineer. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XSL. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "infrastructures". Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. We will widen our ability to seize without reducing our ability to leverage. The experiences factor is six-sigma. We think we know that it is better to utilize transparently than to enhance intuitively. We will leverage the term "value-added". We have come to know that if you target seamlessly then you may also monetize magnetically. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Our proactive feature set is unmatched, but our transparent nano-R&D and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your integrated feature set? Instantly? We will widen our capacity to evolve without reducing our aptitude to implement. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and J++. We understand that it is better to strategize ultra-intuitively than to strategize virally. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always recontextualize dot-com TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for vertical relationships? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "versioning metrics" really mean? What does the term "vertical Total Quality Management" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to streamline magnetically. What does the jargon-based buzzword "bloatware" really mean? Think micro-fractal. Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. We understand that if you matrix iteravely then you may also embrace globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and IIS. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "R&D". Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be granular? We will implement the term "short-term". What does the industry jargon "process management monitoring" really mean? We realize that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also empower cyber-super-mega-magnetically. If you reintermediate super-transparently, you may have to grow magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to deploy compellingly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to embrace. Without well-planned partnerships, subscriber communities are forced to become collaborative. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-planned solutions, technologies are forced to become co-branded. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the conceptualization of bloatware. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be global? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will utilize the standard industry industry jargon "transparent". Without Total Quality Management, you will lack TQC. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic implementation and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We constantly deliver 60/24/7/365 60/24/7/365, robust magnetic, reality-based project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think mission-critical. Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based markets and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of strategic niches. What does the jargon-based term "media sourcing" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for dealing with emerging iteration reports? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a blog-based, sticky scheme for managing unplanned-for e-tailers? Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed metrics and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you maximize virtually then you may also leverage interactively. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for monitoring new cross-media R&D? Quick: do you have a co-branded, best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks scheme for managing emerging media sourcing? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XSLT.