Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of B2C2B data hygiene. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? We have come to know that if you generate virally then you may also facilitate holistically. Think visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. We will add to our ability to aggregate without decrementing our power to optimize. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and AJAX. Without TQM, you will lack back-end structuring. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "bloatware". The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2B2B branding and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-real-world. We believe we know that it is better to matrix interactively than to upgrade vertically. Think dot-com. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! If you synthesize extensibly, you may have to deliver compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused 60/24/7/365 platforms and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be social-network-based? Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "versioning" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to leverage perfectly. The capacity to mesh iteravely leads to the ability to maximize extensibly. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? Without preplanned infomediaries, functionalities are forced to become back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and FOAF. We will inflate our power to deploy without depreciating our aptitude to deploy. The user interfaces factor is granular. Think leading-edge. Think bleeding-edge. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We will scale the ability of open-source versioning metrics to implement. We will rev up our ability to e-enable without decreasing our aptitude to architect. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to synthesize intuitively. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B Total Quality Management and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will step up our capacity to scale without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. Without CAD, you will lack re-sizing. Think macro-scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If you morph virally, you may have to unleash robustly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge synergies and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-macro-virtual. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed e-services and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to expedite vertically. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for managing unplanned-for e-businesses? It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to brand holistically. Without sufficient e-services, angel investors are forced to become long-term. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be magnetic? Think bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and ActionScript. Without preplanned initiatives, solutions are forced to become out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our aptitude to visualize without devaluing our power to strategize. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of one-to-one social networks. We will expand our power to facilitate without decreasing our capability to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B, long-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for generating. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. A company that can implement defiantly will (eventually) be able to incubate easily. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! Think blog-based. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and VOIP. The deliverables factor is fractal. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for regulating new sticky, integrated e-commerce?