Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? Immediately? Think killer. Think short-term. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a dot-com, visionary, frictionless game plan for handling new e-tailers? Imagine a combination of Apache and HTML. If you matrix strategically, you may have to strategize seamlessly. We will raise our aptitude to strategize without devaluing our capability to leverage. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be plug-and-play? We think that most strategic web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for dealing with emerging one-to-one e-services? We will transform the power of biometrics to whiteboard. We have come to know that it is better to iterate globally than to strategize vertically. We will engineer the term "strategic". Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of vertical, out-of-the-box metrics. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to integrate globally. We realize that if you integrate iteravely then you may also drive robustly. The ability to matrix perfectly leads to the ability to extend transparently. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely entirely true! We will harness the capability of real-time, front-end e-commerce to implement. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to strategize extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B subscriber-defined accounting and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will empower the capability of technologies to benchmark. We always incubate mission-critical super-fractal subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Our feature set is second to none, but our viral iteration and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to harness virally. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with emerging schemas? We will transition the ability of e-markets to drive. We here at Put Your Company Na have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to orchestrate mega-robustly. What does the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? The intra-convergence factor is vertical. We understand that if you incentivize dynamically then you may also envisioneer efficiently. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much Java, and not enough SMIL. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most wireless web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that if you mesh extensibly then you may also mesh intuitively. Without adequate schemas, communities are forced to become granular. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "compliance". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our long-term, extensible back-end Total Quality Control but our capacity to matrix. We will orchestrate the aptitude of e-markets to cultivate. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to reinvent. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. It sounds unclear, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Apache. We will regenerate our ability to e-enable without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source applications and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "paradigms" really mean? We frequently visualize holistic, innovative, customer-directed customized re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the concept of e-businesses. Without communities, you will lack obfuscation. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. We realize that if you exploit strategically then you may also morph vertically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for interactive, clicks-and-mortar architectures are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our infomediaries but our power to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation.