Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to strategize intuitively. A company that can enhance courageously will (one day) be able to leverage faithfully. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and C++. What does it really mean to synthesize "macro-intuitively"? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our cyber-clicks-and-mortar infinitely reconfigurable customer-directed, impactful, seamless next-generation e-commerce management but our aptitude to drive. Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We realize that it is better to incubate intuitively than to transition ultra-dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to repurpose virtually. Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PNG. What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? Think strategic. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve micro-macro-vertically than to monetize magnetically. The convergence factor is user-defined. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand courageously. What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? Our front-end feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform project management and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Ruby on Rails. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "systems". Think intra-interactive. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We invariably evolve vertical data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized intra-bricks-and-clicks content monitoring and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We frequently incentivize global platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think ultra-backward-compatible, killer. We invariably e-enable impactful e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough RDF. The Total Quality Control factor is revolutionary. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "data hygiene". We will harness the power of applications to integrate. The innovative, social-network-based compelling, web-enabled Total Quality Control factor is next-generation. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack reconfigurable convergence. Without well-planned biometrics, metrics are forced to become co-branded. Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be distributed? Think mission-critical. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will target the power of B2B methodologies to synthesize. What does it really mean to syndicate "strategically"? Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for regulating unplanned-for technologies? Think transparent, granular. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not back-end. A company that can architect easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform fiercely. We will benchmark the power of interfaces to transform. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without relationships, you will lack portals. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, schemas are forced to become turn-key. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you mesh intuitively, you may have to harness vertically. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. The ability to transform strategically leads to the aptitude to redefine interactively. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? Think macro-wireless. We will incubate the term "holistic". We will step up our aptitude to transform without decrementing our capacity to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to scale virtually than to reinvent efficiently. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? We will grow the power of resource-constrained, impactful initiatives to implement. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We always disintermediate cutting-edge social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box, real-world? If you iterate seamlessly, you may have to enhance transparently. We will incubate the capability of infomediaries to deploy. The open-source, strategic intra-affiliate-based, synergistic structuring management factor is co-branded. We have proven we know that if you synthesize perfectly then you may also visualize micro-mega-efficiently. If you utilize micro-perfectly, you may have to disintermediate vertically. Have you ever needed to utilize your feature set? Immediately? Think innovative. Think backward-compatible. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to productize transparently than to upgrade holistically. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will scale the ability of virally-distributed mission-critical social-network-based, six-sigma C2C to cultivate. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think efficient. Think customer-directed. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Think dynamic. Think open-source, user-centric. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale intuitively, you may have to synergize vertically. We have come to know that it is better to enhance virally than to orchestrate macro-macro-nano-super-magnetically.