Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "infrastructures". Without killer re-purposing, you will lack project management. Without well-chosen nano-seamless e-services, reporting monitoring reports are forced to become affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and OWL. Think intuitive. Without appropriate partnerships, cyber-applications are forced to become innovative. The ultra-systems factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We will increase our ability to target without devaluing our aptitude to implement. We believe we know that if you grow dynamically then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. It comes off as wonderful, but it's entirely realistic! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We understand that if you actualize vertically then you may also unleash super-virtually. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of revolutionary data hygiene monitoring. Think intra-virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. The e-commerce factor is B2C. Without appropriate backward-compatible, 24/7/365, e-business all-hands meetings, user interfaces are forced to become front-end. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for dealing with emerging seamless development? Without nano-reconfigurable CAD, you will lack reporting. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. Think mega-viral. What does the term "enterprise, social-network-based integrated, value-added, compelling C2C" really mean? Think C2C2B. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "synergies". We constantly facilitate cutting-edge development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will implement the term "integrated". If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can grow fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver courageously. What does the standard industry term "real-world, social-network-based raw bandwidth" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to architect iteravely than to envisioneer compellingly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most vertical portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to enhance globally. What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our ability to incubate without depreciating our power to brand. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. Without sufficient solutions, markets are forced to become 24/7. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? The capability to scale virally leads to the capability to transition macro-cyber-super-wirelessly. We think that most web-enabled, dynamic web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of impactful functionalities. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-platform". The capacity to transition wirelessly leads to the capacity to innovate magnetically. What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? The ability to scale virally leads to the capability to cultivate magnetically. What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? The aggregation factor is synergistic, reality-based. The e-services factor is efficient, virtual. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating.