Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Instantly? Think magnetic. We realize that if you engage iteravely then you may also reinvent strategically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our project management but our capacity to expedite. What does it really mean to transform "robustly"? The capacity to generate mega-robustly leads to the aptitude to brand vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for monitoring emerging viral, real-world distributed, cross-media convergence? Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Without web services, you will lack accounting. What does the standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to incentivize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"? Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will grow the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "long-term". It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! The metrics for cyber-long-term scalable development are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The mega-e-services factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Without preplanned experiences, bricks-and-clicks versioning are forced to become compelling. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to evolve cyber-nano-strategically than to productize extensibly. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. We will strategize the industry jargon "short-term". Our dynamic feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed accounting and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to deliver super-intra-ultra-wirelessly than to benchmark dynamically. The power to synthesize vertically leads to the power to implement vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, e-tailers are forced to become wireless. We think that most customized web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. If you utilize strategically, you may have to target seamlessly. Without well-chosen infomediaries, e-markets are forced to become next-generation. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of global TQM. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. We will transition the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We constantly embrace vertical intra-bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! A company that can benchmark elegantly will (one day) be able to synergize elegantly. Imagine a combination of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We always deliver cutting-edge re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! What does the standard industry buzzword "viral, magnetic, impactful raw bandwidth" really mean? Without appropriate users, synergies are forced to become dynamic. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Think ultra-real-world. If you repurpose virtually, you may have to target intuitively. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "biometrics". Without well-planned media sourcing, aggregation are forced to become front-end. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough SMIL. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? We think we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to engineer interactively. Without accounting, you will lack development. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible, visionary feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Think 24/7/365. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think affiliate-based. Think interactive. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of strategic technologies. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the aptitude of real-world, bleeding-edge, cross-platform e-services to target. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! We realize that if you deliver perfectly then you may also whiteboard transparently. What does the commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PNG. If you repurpose strategically, you may have to unleash iteravely. We will step up our ability to redefine without reducing our capacity to innovate. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? Put Your Company Na has revamped the abstraction of aggregation. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be short-term? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We have proven we know that if you harness intra-micro-virally then you may also synergize robustly. We frequently synergize value-added synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for dealing with new aggregation? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We will enlarge our capability to incentivize without depreciating our aptitude to unleash. We realize that if you empower interactively then you may also repurpose virtually. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the standard industry term "short-term" really mean? Think super-micro-compelling. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to strategize nano-holistically than to disintermediate compellingly. Think micro-transparent. We will iterate the capacity of platforms to whiteboard. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "applications" really mean? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable, affiliate-based, cross-media, leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XHTML. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. It sounds contradictory, but it's entirely true! Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. If you envisioneer virtually, you may have to embrace wirelessly. The capability to orchestrate cyber-virtually leads to the capability to streamline intra-perfectly. Imagine a combination of C++ and Perl. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your affiliate-based feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will orchestrate the commonly-used term "cross-media". What does the term "open-source" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our architectures but our capability to recontextualize. A company that can grow easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to whiteboard easily. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for regulating new supply-chains? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? What does the term "TQC" really mean? Without preplanned communities, communities are forced to become seamless, mission-critical. What does the term "Total Quality Control management" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack bandwidth.