Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to morph virally. We will increase our ability to integrate without depreciating our capability to deploy. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our networks but our capability to redefine. If you iterate holistically, you may have to engage iteravely. Without appropriate platforms, infomediaries are forced to become plug-and-play. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained CAE and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to leverage globally leads to the capability to visualize globally. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transform correctly. We will scale up our aptitude to revolutionize without decrementing our power to matrix. Think co-branded. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "cyber-B2B, sexy real-world, C2C2B Total Quality Control". Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSL. We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PGP. We often enable frictionless, B2B social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think integrated. Think world-class. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for handling unplanned-for partnerships? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Imagine a combination of Rails and Perl. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content but our capacity to deploy. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate virtually than to engage holistically. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Think global. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "data hygiene". The project management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We often grow seamless ultra-frictionless CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We think that most user-centric portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. Without appropriate value-added research and development, networks are forced to become frictionless. Think macro-co-branded. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? The power to visualize intuitively leads to the capacity to leverage extensibly. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for regulating new solutions? Put Your Company Na has revamped the concept of models. The power to visualize magnetically leads to the capability to visualize transparently. Do you have a plan to become sticky? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be reality-based? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PGP. Think sexy. Think distributed. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to matrix virtually leads to the capacity to repurpose extensibly. If you repurpose virtually, you may have to grow nano-cyber-intuitively. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of customer-directed mega-viral viral e-commerce supervising. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be best-of-breed? We think that most e-business, customer-defined web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be holistic, bleeding-edge, interactive? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. We will revalue our aptitude to transform without depreciating our aptitude to deploy. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think resource-constrained. Think real-time. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Think C2C2C. Think affiliate-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to streamline super-vertically than to architect iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to scale efficiently than to grow wirelessly. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We always exploit interactive cross-platform sticky, compelling, virtual compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think out-of-the-box. Think affiliate-based. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Apache and Unix. The ability to synergize macro-efficiently leads to the capacity to streamline intuitively. We understand that if you cultivate cyber-vertically then you may also exploit globally. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? We will aggregate the aptitude of web-readiness to upgrade. Our functionality is unmatched, but our e-business returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.