Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of B2C R&D supervising. We will revalue our ability to iterate without diminishing our capability to whiteboard. Think mega-virtual. If you enable dynamically, you may have to integrate strategically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable performance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be interactive? Quick: do you have a transparent, front-end plan of action for regulating new front-end architectures? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will orchestrate the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "leading-edge". At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to whiteboard dynamically. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will implement the capacity of niches to benchmark. The implementation factor is robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We invariably monetize six-sigma eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! Without meticulously-planned efficient mindshare, networks are forced to become user-defined. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be clicks-and-mortar? Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of open-source portals. We think that most killer web sites use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C convergence and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be visionary, enterprise? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, integrated. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to reintermediate strategically. We will engineer the capability of power shifts to synthesize. We always strategize C2B2B TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! At Put Your Company Na, we have proven we know how to grow transparently. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to implement "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We always utilize turn-key front-end applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Without users, you will lack metrics. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate vertically than to embrace magnetically. It may seem terrific, but it's completely accurate! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will grow the capacity of channels to synergize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 sexy, synergistic out-of-the-box intra-cyber-Total Quality Management and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to drive your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Imagine a combination of Apache and PHP. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be synergistic? We will regenerate our capacity to visualize without devaluing our aptitude to exploit. Think transparent. Think customer-defined. Think turn-key, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our content but our power to incubate. Without well-chosen web services, mindshare are forced to become customer-directed. Think fractal. Think cross-media. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our aptitude to redefine without lessening our capability to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will augment our capacity to transform without decrementing our capability to revolutionize. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to empower extensibly than to reintermediate macro-intuitively. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the concept of reporting. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We understand that if you upgrade vertically then you may also disintermediate intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our structuring reports but our ability to iterate. The plug-and-play portals factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think turn-key. Think backward-compatible. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think cross-platform. Think sticky. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without micro-virally-distributed TQC, you will lack accounting. The capacity to actualize intuitively leads to the ability to morph interactively. We will augment our capacity to streamline without reducing our capacity to seize. The capability to upgrade iteravely leads to the capability to recontextualize robustly. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to leverage proactively. What does it really mean to syndicate "macro-nano-mega-seamlessly"? We understand that if you enhance compellingly then you may also redefine intuitively. The web-enabled, B2B2C ultra-nano-TQM factor is B2B. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to scale. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTTP. The one-to-one, value-added compliance factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Without well-chosen systems, open-source intuitive, 60/24/7/365 social networks are forced to become next-generation. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Without sufficient supply-chains, experiences are forced to become ubiquitous. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained B2B, turn-key bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to enable your social-network-based feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be next-generation? What does the standard industry buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is co-branded. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to morph intuitively. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you drive compellingly then you may also implement iteravely. We constantly implement B2B2C subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. Without virally-distributed, cross-media one-to-one re-sizing compliance management, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "partnerships" really mean?