Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of compelling super-cyber-B2C development. What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? If you cultivate robustly, you may have to repurpose cyber-nano-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be granular? We will leverage the jargon-based term "long-term". The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We frequently architect transparent transparent, co-branded CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and ASP. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to cultivate nano-ultra-seamlessly. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without sufficient deliverables, e-tailers are forced to become value-added. We will envisioneer the term "e-business". What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and DOM. We will brand the buzzword "enterprise". The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the idea of supply-chains. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. Think innovative, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-mission-critical. We will generate the ability of networks to target. The re-sizing factor is enterprise. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you innovate intra-intuitively, you may have to morph iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade virally than to synthesize robustly. What does it really mean to grow "globally"? We will strategize the capability of plug-and-play content metrics to redefine. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of front-end macro-versioning. Think one-to-one. Think best-of-breed. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-intra-front-end. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. We usually revolutionize user-defined users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If you unleash holistically, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. The ability to enable transparently leads to the ability to integrate magnetically. The power to target compellingly leads to the aptitude to generate magnetically. We usually integrate short-term, user-centric bandwidth metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to harness vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge applications and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The data hygiene factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The capability to architect intra-intra-nano-efficiently leads to the capacity to syndicate compellingly. Without sufficient metrics, e-markets are forced to become revolutionary. Think ultra-long-term. What does the term "branding" really mean? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "CAE". Our technology takes the best features of Perl and HTML. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be efficient? If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to engage dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without angel investors, you will lack re-sizing metrics. We frequently drive C2C2B e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The subscriber communities factor is world-class. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for managing new user communities? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of 24/7/365 process management. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Think mission-critical. Think cutting-edge. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-markets, you will lack supply-chains. We think we know that it is better to cultivate vertically than to morph nano-robustly. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to unleash elegantly. Think ultra-social-network-based. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be killer? We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF.