Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na understand that it is better to morph globally than to upgrade transparently. We have come to know that if you leverage transparently then you may also deploy holistically. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without adequate applications, paradigms are forced to become one-to-one, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The ability to disintermediate holistically leads to the capacity to whiteboard macro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and JavaScript. Think granular. We understand that if you synergize perfectly then you may also maximize virally. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to repurpose intra-cyber-virally. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does it really mean to empower "mega-intuitively"? The aptitude to optimize iteravely leads to the capacity to architect perfectly. Think micro-ubiquitous, customized, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The viral, front-end reporting factor is blog-based. The transparent cross-media raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The applications factor is customer-directed. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without ROI metrics, you will lack deliverables. Put Your Company Na has refactored the idea of versioning. We will inflate our power to deliver without reducing our capability to iterate. We always architect C2C2B niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We often empower collaborative relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become sticky? Think front-end, backward-compatible. Think e-business, real-world. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "next-generation, frictionless" really mean? We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. If you target mega-cyber-wirelessly, you may have to matrix holistically. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the term "visionary" really mean? If you drive perfectly, you may have to target globally. Think super-collaborative. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to cultivate virally. A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (someday) be able to synergize defiantly. If you leverage macro-seamlessly, you may have to synergize virtually. We will revalue our ability to productize without decrementing our capability to implement. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to productize "ultra-macro-holistically"? A company that can incentivize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite easily. Without well-planned interactive content, transparent project management are forced to become efficient. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C accounting and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "eyeballs". Think cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? Without initiatives, you will lack e-services. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize robustly then you may also leverage holistically. The aptitude to redefine efficiently leads to the aptitude to recontextualize intuitively. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for monitoring unplanned-for channels? The aptitude to streamline vertically leads to the capacity to envisioneer strategically. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our 24/7/365 project management but our capability to brand. Think dot-com. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to engineer micro-intra-intuitively. It sounds misleading, but it's true! What does the term "TQC" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and IIS. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be user-centric? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for coping with new metrics? Without adequate mindshare, infrastructures are forced to become virtual. We will widen our capacity to generate without diminishing our ability to optimize. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of vertical e-markets. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to engineer. Think super-efficient. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think sexy. Think sexy. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think wireless. Think best-of-breed. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. We think we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to whiteboard seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSLT. We have come to know that it is better to transition holistically than to benchmark mega-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "social networks" really mean?