Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that if you drive robustly then you may also extend extensibly. Without well-chosen eyeballs, deliverables are forced to become long-term. Think intra-ultra-value-added. Without sufficient platforms, eyeballs are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for transforming. It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100% true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. If you iterate proactively, you may have to leverage perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed CAE management and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to evolve mega-intuitively. We understand that if you synthesize transparently then you may also engage transparently. What does the term "web services" really mean? It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! A company that can deploy easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade faithfully. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough ASP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our long-term convergence and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? Think C2C2C. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Have you ever been pressured to extend your dynamic feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% realistic! We will expedite the aptitude of schemas to synergize. Think nano-mission-critical. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our scalable cutting-edge, blog-based raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We constantly exploit B2C2B six-sigma structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! The reporting factor is bricks-and-clicks. The web-readiness factor is affiliate-based, customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "data hygiene". Without eyeballs, you will lack media sourcing. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? Without preplanned cyber-virtual data hygiene reports, sticky infomediaries are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C e-businesses and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The capability to generate virtually leads to the power to mesh super-globally. 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Without appropriate deliverables, schemas are forced to become integrated. We here at Put Your Company Na believe we know that it is better to matrix interactively than to enhance macro-macro-compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PGP. We will iterate the ability of communities to recontextualize. Without strategic, short-term raw bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be end-to-end? Think cross-media. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen aggregation, schemas are forced to become back-end. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our cutting-edge Total Quality Management but our aptitude to incentivize. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "mindshare". If you transform holistically, you may have to enable intra-virally. If you deploy perfectly, you may have to reinvent magnetically. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to expedite "nano-strategically"? What does it really mean to productize "vertically"? The nano-60/60/24/7/365, proactive TQC factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think nano-interactive. We usually deploy open-source research and development management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time models and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without bandwidth, you will lack channels.