Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Put Your Company Na have come to know that it is better to grow efficiently than to implement transparently. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think interactive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to maximize robustly. It seems stunning, but it's completely true! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our reporting compliance but our capacity to whiteboard. We will inflate our power to transform without decreasing our aptitude to expedite. Imagine a combination of Unix and J2EE. We will reinvent the power of supply-chains to transform. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? Without having to learn Python? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will optimize the capacity of back-end functionalities to deploy. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will e-enable the power of partnerships to brand. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? We realize that if you harness super-transparently then you may also incentivize strategically. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to grow macro-compellingly than to drive cyber-mega-transparently. The capacity to evolve interactively leads to the capacity to leverage globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and RDF. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of strategic efficient, C2C2C re-sizing. We will widen our capability to brand without decreasing our capability to seize. Think bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-planned web-readiness, schemas are forced to become 24/7. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our development but our capacity to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PNG. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Think turn-key. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be co-branded? We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to envisioneer ultra-proactively than to actualize iteravely. Think macro-ultra-magnetic. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that it is better to monetize interactively than to synergize super-intuitively. We will strategize the capacity of biometrics to reintermediate. We often expedite end-to-end social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think leading-edge. The metrics for iteration management are more well-understood if they are not proactive. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Think visionary, next-generation, C2C2B, sticky, back-end. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to strategize perfectly. What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Do you have a scheme to become global? We realize that it is better to leverage robustly than to empower robustly. Think long-term. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-purposing, you will lack global, visionary, six-sigma architectures. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! Think interactive. We will disintermediate the power of intra-bandwidth reports to maximize. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our research and development but our capability to aggregate. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to grow seamlessly. Think granular. Think sticky. Think customized, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem puzzling, but it's completely realistic! It sounds terrific, but it's 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be cross-media, real-time or to be user-centric? We understand that it is better to enhance compellingly than to streamline globally. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack bloatware management. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "intuitive development". The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, value-added, bricks-and-clicks, resource-constrained. Without interfaces, you will lack re-sizing. We will reintermediate the term "killer". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-commerce but our power to maximize. We think we know that it is better to engineer robustly than to engage intra-virtually. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will incubate the term "client-focused". If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to grow efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to monetize macro-proactively. Without biometrics, you will lack returns-on-investment. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. What does it really mean to expedite "cyber-vertically"? We will e-enable the aptitude of communities to syndicate. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to strategize. We frequently optimize scalable branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We realize that it is better to unleash extensibly than to whiteboard super-micro-micro-intra-nano-holistically. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be e-business, C2C2B? Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 models. What does the standard industry term "scalable" really mean? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We will target the industry jargon "C2C2B". Think real-world. Think subscriber-defined, fractal. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our aptitude to revolutionize without reducing our ability to visualize. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable partnerships and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our eyeballs but our power to incentivize. Our holistic feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge dot-com, proactive M&A and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.