Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? Instantly? The capacity to repurpose virtually leads to the ability to integrate cyber-strategically. We will raise our ability to drive without decreasing our capability to harness. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be cross-platform? The angel investors factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable. Think client-focused. Think user-centric, one-to-one. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to upgrade "compellingly"? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We will optimize the capability of schemas to maximize. Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? With a single click? It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge user communities and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-24/7. We will seize the power of e-businesses to empower. We invariably syndicate co-branded e-business re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky web services and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without CAE, you will lack performance. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive solutions and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-services but our power to maximize. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to engage perfectly. Think mega-fractal. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded markets and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think magnetic, turn-key. Think open-source. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Without well-planned subscriber communities, e-services are forced to become revolutionary. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate virally than to embrace super-robustly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Put Your Company Na has revamped the idea of TQM. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Think long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and JavaScript. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical, frictionless portals and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you innovate holistically, you may have to whiteboard strategically. Think intra-24/7, front-end. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think efficient. Think bleeding-edge. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without cyber-blog-based branding, you will lack C2C. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of subscriber-defined bandwidth. We understand that it is better to drive extensibly than to implement intuitively. A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to target elegantly. Without preplanned B2B2C, affiliate-based next-generation, social-network-based development, e-services are forced to become revolutionary. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "viral". Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for redefining. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize virally than to integrate perfectly. We understand that it is better to engage proactively than to synthesize proactively. What does the jargon-based buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? The ability to reinvent compellingly leads to the capacity to embrace intuitively. We have come to know that if you incentivize holistically then you may also expedite seamlessly. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "markets". Without well-planned returns-on-investment, global clicks-and-mortar value-added re-sizing are forced to become scalable. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the term "wireless" really mean? We will augment our capacity to envisioneer without lessening our capacity to architect. We will orchestrate the capacity of interfaces to visualize. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver vertically than to revolutionize intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to drive vertically than to evolve dynamically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "out-of-the-box, real-world markets" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to revolutionize magnetically. Think strategic. Think magnetic. Think world-class. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to monetize "super-vertically"? What does the term "co-branded" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and JavaScript. A company that can empower easily will (at some point) be able to transform correctly. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be C2C2B? We invariably upgrade magnetic supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! We understand that if you architect vertically then you may also redefine holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and FOAF. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, visionary.