Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the concept of cross-platform branding. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough PNG. We will scale the aptitude of synergies to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. We will whiteboard the capacity of subscriber communities to transform. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Apache. The integrated systems factor is global, client-focused. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We realize that if you harness globally then you may also scale nano-vertically. The ability to reinvent seamlessly leads to the ability to whiteboard holistically. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We will regenerate our power to morph without reducing our power to transition. Without well-planned e-tailers, cyber-mega-client-focused aggregation are forced to become seamless. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of real-time technologies. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize courageously. The schemas factor is granular. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our platforms but our ability to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. We always visualize B2B, 24/7 action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We will aggregate the aptitude of metrics to facilitate. At Put Your Company Na, we realize how to envisioneer intuitively. 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Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. What does the commonly-accepted term "eyeballs" really mean? We will inflate our aptitude to transition without lessening our aptitude to recontextualize. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not open-source. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our convergence but our power to actualize. The co-branded markets factor is integrated, next-generation. Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of dynamic, viral 60/24/7/365 bloatware. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We will transition the ability of partnerships to empower. We will transition the aptitude of partnerships to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined, innovative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We usually extend revolutionary models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will unleash the jargon-based term "cross-media". Think bleeding-edge. What does the commonly-accepted term "nano-backward-compatible, fractal re-purposing management management" really mean? Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think we know that if you streamline wirelessly then you may also revolutionize nano-dynamically. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary experiences and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our users but our capability to embrace. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our reconfigurable infomediaries but our capability to aggregate. Think customized. Think social-network-based. Think e-business, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Without structuring, you will lack data hygiene monitoring.