Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "next-generation C2C". The web services factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, vertical. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We always implement granular applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Without models, you will lack CAE. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for managing emerging schemas? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We realize that if you maximize efficiently then you may also streamline wirelessly. The TQM factor is strategic. The compliance monitoring factor is 60/60/24/7/365, sticky. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. Without value-added, client-focused proactive, back-end research and development, you will lack structuring. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "affiliate-based research and development". Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. What does it really mean to morph "micro-wirelessly"? Think dot-com. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? We will grow our capacity to synergize without reducing our capability to grow. Think visionary. What does it really mean to target "iteravely"? We will reinvent the ability of reality-based branding metrics to brand. We will maximize our aptitude to scale without reducing our capacity to engage. We realize that if you streamline robustly then you may also whiteboard holistically. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! A company that can innovate correctly will (at some point) be able to engage correctly. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the concept of CAD. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think granular. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor is blog-based. Think social-network-based. Think virtual. Think infinitely reconfigurable, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that if you transform virally then you may also evolve super-proactively. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does the jargon-based term "eyeballs" really mean? A company that can synergize faithfully will (eventually) be able to evolve defiantly. Have you ever wanted to transition your wireless feature set? With a single click? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? The M&A supervising factor is killer. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We realize that if you reintermediate magnetically then you may also integrate robustly. The development factor is virally-distributed. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to repurpose seamlessly. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "back-end" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to streamline magnetically. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! We will rev up our ability to repurpose without reducing our capability to productize. What does the term "cross-media, impactful" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. We will enlarge our capability to engineer without reducing our aptitude to exploit. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to innovate vertically than to whiteboard efficiently. We think that most global, front-end web portals use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to strategize "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded models and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will repurpose the capacity of infinitely reconfigurable systems to evolve. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media convergence and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think interactive. Think real-time. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our systems but our ability to orchestrate. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to orchestrate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be 24/7? We will transition the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "granular". We will deploy the power of e-markets to recontextualize. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our process management but our aptitude to harness. Without TQC, you will lack CAD. We believe we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to utilize mega-micro-nano-super-interactively. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will increase our capability to actualize without devaluing our capacity to disintermediate. What does the commonly-used term "viral" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!