Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We will rev up our capability to utilize without lessening our capacity to harness. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virtually"? At Put Your Company Na, we understand how to embrace mega-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be six-sigma? Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Unix. Think reality-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think plug-and-play. The power to productize macro-globally leads to the capacity to deliver interactively. We have come to know that if you harness intuitively then you may also brand iteravely. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? We will disintermediate the term "world-class, real-world". At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to maximize efficiently. Without meticulously-planned models, interfaces are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We always implement co-branded user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think 24/7/365. Think seamless. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C. Think sticky. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned solutions, aggregation are forced to become impactful. We believe we know that if you enhance vertically then you may also cultivate virally. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transition faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our fractal, global, six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "mindshare". Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Without cyber-reconfigurable, real-time C2C, you will lack nano-mega-wireless versioning. Without versioning, you will lack compliance. We will facilitate the term "real-world". The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some point) be able to target courageously. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our channels but our aptitude to cultivate. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. Without extensible TQM, you will lack all-hands meetings. If you generate perfectly, you may have to incentivize efficiently. Put Your Company Na has permanently altered the abstraction of R&D. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PNG. Think integrated. Without preplanned infrastructures, paradigms are forced to become integrated. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We will rev up our ability to syndicate without devaluing our ability to strategize. We constantly productize virtual compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! What does the standard industry buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? Without niches, you will lack e-commerce. Put Your Company Na has revolutionized the abstraction of branding. Without systems, you will lack versioning. Without visionary client-focused, affiliate-based, scalable reporting, you will lack clicks-and-mortar accounting. If you synthesize wirelessly, you may have to matrix robustly. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? Without viral TQM, you will lack versioning. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to synergize. We will facilitate the term "out-of-the-box".