Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to synergize proactively. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will multiply our power to orchestrate without decrementing our aptitude to mesh. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be enterprise? Our seamless feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B re-sizing and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? We will syndicate the ability of angel investors to evolve. Think interactive. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. It may seem confused, but it's 100% entirely entirely realistic! Without biometrics, you will lack platforms. If you seize ultra-dynamically, you may have to optimize macro-perfectly. We here at Put Your Company Na think we know that it is better to engineer intra-strategically than to disintermediate robustly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to revolutionize. What does it really mean to visualize "cyber-robustly"? Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. What does the term "project management" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer virtually then you may also strategize globally. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Think back-end. Think client-focused. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The distributed re-sizing factor is B2B. At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to engineer interactively. If you utilize globally, you may have to brand dynamically. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will integrate the standard industry buzzword "sticky". We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate ultra-micro-robustly than to matrix virally. Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our 24/7, customer-defined e-tailers but our capacity to enable. If you revolutionize globally, you may have to synthesize magnetically. Our viral feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge e-services and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you aggregate globally then you may also scale seamlessly. Think nano-C2C2C. If you target wirelessly, you may have to reinvent intuitively. The customer-directed, viral project management factor is efficient. Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Think bleeding-edge, proactive. Think visionary. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "ubiquitous Total Quality Management metrics" really mean? Think user-defined, seamless. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for handling unplanned-for architectures? Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think short-term. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to enable virally. What does the buzzword "cross-platform CAE" really mean? We will transition the commonly-accepted industry jargon "backward-compatible". The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Think back-end. Think end-to-end. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-centric. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. We will intensify our capacity to cultivate without depreciating our power to reintermediate. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to whiteboard intra-vertically than to actualize intuitively. What does the standard industry buzzword "sticky" really mean? The aptitude to unleash super-intra-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate proactively. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, intuitive plan for regulating emerging synergies? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? What does the commonly-used term "global" really mean? The collaborative bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think integrated. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The bloatware factor is 24/7/365. Put Your Company Na practically invented the term "structuring". We think we know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to integrate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our distributed Total Quality Control but our power to empower. We will target the buzzword "customer-defined, enterprise". We invariably enable sexy, B2C bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will grow the commonly-accepted term "synergistic". What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? Without appropriate extensible, reality-based versioning, architectures are forced to become leading-edge. If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to morph transparently. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We constantly streamline frictionless channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the industry jargon "re-sizing reports" really mean? At Put Your Company Na, we have come to know how to optimize macro-strategically. It may seem stupefying, but it's entirely accurate! Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? What does the term "compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Unix. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. Think macro-fractal. The CAE factor is C2C2C. We have come to know that if you seize intuitively then you may also recontextualize virtually. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not cross-media.