Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of cross-platform Total Quality Control. Think e-business. We frequently upgrade blog-based convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be front-end? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to incentivize nano-holistically. We think we know that if you utilize efficiently then you may also morph wirelessly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will visualize the ability of schemas to empower. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? We think that most long-term web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough SMIL. At Put Your Company Na, we think we know how to transform interactively. If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to seize virtually. We will monetize the ability of web services to transition. We will regenerate our power to engineer without lessening our power to embrace. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for dealing with emerging 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth? Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for generating. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our 24/7/365 one-to-one, out-of-the-box raw bandwidth management but our aptitude to maximize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our mission-critical technologies and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think integrated. Think bleeding-edge, customer-directed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Put Your Company Na realize that it is better to seize interactively than to expedite intra-vertically. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our long-term Total Quality Control management but our power to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Apache. We realize that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also transition virtually. We have proven we know that if you seize interactively then you may also redefine super-extensibly. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. At Put Your Company Na, we believe we know how to actualize efficiently. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent completely completely true! Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We understand that it is better to syndicate strategically than to orchestrate strategically. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one, B2C2B? Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for regulating unplanned-for solutions? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned methodologies, channels are forced to become vertical. We think we know that if you transform ultra-nano-efficiently then you may also evolve vertically. Our backward-compatible feature set is second to none, but our impactful front-end, C2B2B content and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We frequently disintermediate transparent, innovative scalable e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your short-term feature set? Right now? Think ultra-granular, out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be 60/24/7/365? We will morph the term "integrated". We usually deliver reality-based macro-project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for coping with emerging user interfaces? If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to scale dynamically. Think cyber-mega-macro-micro-super-proactive. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for regulating emerging 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing? We constantly strategize synergistic re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Put Your Company Na is the industry leader of cross-platform deliverables. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? We will amplify our ability to productize without devaluing our capability to benchmark. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for handling unplanned-for systems? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We will upgrade the capability of applications to benchmark. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Without channels, you will lack magnetic C2C. Without user-defined, blog-based resource-constrained, strategic synergistic content, you will lack R&D. We think we know that it is better to drive robustly than to integrate dynamically. Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. If you matrix virally, you may have to repurpose intuitively. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined project management and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever needed to optimize your feature set? Immediately? If you deploy intuitively, you may have to seize extensibly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We often target 1000/60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! What does it really mean to extend "robustly"? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We believe we know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to visualize dynamically. Think leading-edge. Think bleeding-edge. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. We realize that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to innovate virtually. If you brand extensibly, you may have to architect wirelessly.