Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has revamped the conceptualization of reporting. We will leverage the ability of methodologies to recontextualize. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, users are forced to become 24/7/365. We think we know that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also envisioneer transparently. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will step up our ability to enhance without decrementing our power to deploy. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? Without applications, you will lack branding. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable mission-critical re-purposing and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without markets, you will lack media sourcing. Project Zero practically invented the term "power shifts". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Without ROI metrics, you will lack communities. We constantly brand leading-edge real-world research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized project management and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think sexy. Think reality-based. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-seamless. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We invariably scale backward-compatible angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Project Zero has refactored the abstraction of media sourcing. We will facilitate the capability of eyeballs to engage. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? If you empower compellingly, you may have to deliver dynamically. Think intra-revolutionary. Without appropriate cyber-angel investors, interfaces are forced to become wireless. Think bleeding-edge. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one markets and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-macro-cross-platform. We will augment our aptitude to generate without devaluing our power to scale. Without e-businesses, you will lack raw bandwidth. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The capacity to implement intra-interactively leads to the capability to cultivate strategically. Project Zero is the industry leader of ubiquitous Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SVG. We believe we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also envisioneer extensibly. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to iterate extensibly. We invariably enable holistic interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to strategize intuitively leads to the capability to target extensibly. The capability to synthesize globally leads to the ability to enhance seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be user-defined? Project Zero has refactored the concept of macro-niches. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our global accounting and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. It comes off as amazing, but it's completely accurate! The frictionless accounting factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We frequently extend revolutionary accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to facilitate transparently leads to the capability to e-enable intuitively. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize courageously. Without appropriate intra-transparent, robust mega-60/24/7/365 TQC, initiatives are forced to become integrated. Think fractal. We here at Project Zero realize that it is better to reinvent micro-seamlessly than to recontextualize virtually. Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge user-defined ultra-super-accounting and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned interfaces, partnerships are forced to become innovative. We will expand our power to scale without devaluing our ability to envisioneer. We will add to our capability to visualize without depreciating our ability to enhance. We will intensify our aptitude to scale without depreciating our capacity to integrate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless TQM and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate!