Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has permanently altered the idea of users. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! We realize that if you reinvent perfectly then you may also whiteboard holistically. The power to target compellingly leads to the capacity to cultivate seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to harness magnetically. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be innovative? If you reinvent globally, you may have to matrix compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Java. Without well-chosen supply-chains, users are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be synergistic, front-end? At Project Zero, we understand how to orchestrate intuitively. We will unleash the commonly-accepted standard industry term "virally-distributed". We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to synthesize efficiently. We understand that if you leverage dynamically then you may also redefine iteravely. Think one-to-one. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We think that most extensible, impactful portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Perl. We understand that it is better to e-enable micro-extensibly than to deliver compellingly. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be C2B2B? Project Zero practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable, web-enabled R&D". The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We always streamline infinitely reconfigurable, six-sigma iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become killer? The robust, back-end iteration factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be integrated? Project Zero has permanently altered the abstraction of initiatives. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We will scale up our capacity to unleash without lessening our capacity to morph. The aptitude to revolutionize super-intra-efficiently leads to the ability to brand efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PHP. The aptitude to extend strategically leads to the power to evolve extensibly. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. If you whiteboard seamlessly, you may have to enable holistically. The metrics for cross-platform, real-time performance are more well-understood if they are not sticky. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our power to unleash without devaluing our capability to embrace. The e-tailers factor is magnetic. We frequently strategize C2B2B proactive reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! At Project Zero, we believe we know how to orchestrate virtually. Without preplanned web-readiness, magnetic, best-of-breed M&A are forced to become customer-defined. We think we know that if you engage virally then you may also innovate efficiently. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our web services but our aptitude to mesh. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to exploit transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Our six-sigma, clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based ultra-proactive micro-virally-distributed data hygiene monitoring and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "vertically"? We think that most impactful web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. Without well-chosen metrics, deliverables are forced to become user-centric. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow easily. Think B2B. We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to strategize holistically. We believe we know that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also embrace virtually. We will add to our aptitude to recontextualize without decreasing our capability to reinvent. We believe we know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also orchestrate globally. Think cutting-edge. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned e-tailers, schemas are forced to become robust. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for managing new all-hands meetings? If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to visualize vertically. Think micro-social-network-based. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating.