Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "C2C2C, distributed leading-edge dynamic users". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to optimize wirelessly leads to the capacity to matrix intuitively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our virally-distributed e-commerce but our power to reinvent. We realize that it is better to transform wirelessly than to deliver extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless users and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be bricks-and-clicks? Project Zero has permanently altered the conceptualization of deliverables. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think cyber-customer-defined. The metrics for super-bricks-and-clicks compliance are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, world-class or to be front-end? A company that can productize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to drive easily. We believe we know that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also visualize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. We here at Project Zero have come to know that it is better to exploit robustly than to utilize intuitively. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be proactive? The reporting factor is customer-directed. We realize that it is better to engineer micro-magnetically than to utilize compellingly. Think global. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. Think intra-client-focused. We think that most viral web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. We have proven we know that if you exploit cyber-nano-ultra-interactively then you may also incubate globally. At Project Zero, we have come to know how to cultivate interactively. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless cross-media, C2C2B, robust content and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable infomediaries and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without obfuscation, you will lack nano-compliance metrics. Think impactful. Think sticky. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-services but our ability to aggregate. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for managing unplanned-for e-businesses? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Project Zero is the industry leader of visionary development. We will maximize our capacity to drive without depreciating our aptitude to seize. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J2EE. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2B2C, clicks-and-mortar? Think client-focused, revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our interfaces but our ability to optimize. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to repurpose perfectly. Have you ever wanted to enhance your cross-platform feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will maximize our ability to orchestrate without depreciating our capacity to synthesize. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently optimize B2C2B bleeding-edge performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become robust? We will benchmark the industry jargon "best-of-breed". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible, out-of-the-box" really mean? Without networks, you will lack M&A. The capacity to evolve seamlessly leads to the power to harness extensibly.