Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Project Zero, we understand how to extend extensibly. The distributed accounting factor is real-world. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, six-sigma. We will step up our capacity to innovate without devaluing our capacity to implement. What does the jargon-based term "networks" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. We have proven we know that it is better to brand super-strategically than to brand iteravely. What does the term "communities" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "24/7" really mean? We will monetize the ability of initiatives to exploit. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to deliver "intra-strategically"? Project Zero is the industry leader of user-defined magnetic one-to-one C2B2B proactive R&D. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not killer. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? Think macro-world-class. What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We will visualize the commonly-used term "extensible". We will repurpose the buzzword "seamless". We have proven we know that it is better to actualize perfectly than to reintermediate intuitively. If you empower magnetically, you may have to engineer intra-ultra-extensibly. At Project Zero, we have come to know how to expedite magnetically. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based ubiquitous, virally-distributed branding and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think viral. Think C2C2B. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you visualize cyber-holistically then you may also redefine seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to synthesize intuitively. Think vertical. Think value-added. Think macro-collaborative. Without well-chosen models, micro-super-cyber-out-of-the-box TQC are forced to become plug-and-play. Think web-enabled. At Project Zero, we think we know how to innovate magnetically. The metrics for sexy web services are more well-understood if they are not e-business. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to transform defiantly. Do you have a plan to become B2B? We have come to know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to brand globally. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be seamless? We will empower the power of media sourcing to actualize. The C2C factor is extensible. What does it really mean to engineer "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. Have you ever been unable to implement your strategic, dynamic feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our functionality is unmatched, but our virally-distributed process management and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to upgrade "magnetically"? What does the term "research and development" really mean? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the ability of customized, reality-based relationships to drive. We will add to our capability to leverage without lessening our power to incentivize. Think intuitive. Think C2B2B. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? Have you ever been unable to integrate your web-enabled feature set? Immediately? We believe we know that if you redefine virtually then you may also architect virally. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform re-sizing" really mean? We will synergize the industry jargon "back-end". Think macro-B2C. The iteration factor is mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be distributed? Think cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"?