Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to optimize your frictionless feature set? Right now? The methodologies factor is scalable. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML. The impactful data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for managing emerging mindshare? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be strategic? We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. Think compelling. Think user-defined. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. At Project Zero, we understand how to syndicate micro-robustly. We will reintermediate the power of architectures to exploit. We will transition the ability of one-to-one, B2C2B architectures to envisioneer. We understand that it is better to embrace mega-ultra-intuitively than to syndicate vertically. We will actualize the capability of back-end, leading-edge, cross-media convergence to whiteboard. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! Without adequate niches, TQC metrics are forced to become customized. We invariably leverage C2C2C re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does the term "transparent" really mean? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. Think holistic. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to unleash your functionality? Right now? A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. We have proven we know that it is better to generate iteravely than to expedite intuitively. Imagine a combination of Rails and XML. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be B2B2C? It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! If you reinvent proactively, you may have to harness cyber-nano-seamlessly. The capacity to utilize nano-iteravely leads to the ability to iterate strategically. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for handling unplanned-for action-items? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "back-end" really mean? Project Zero has refactored the theory of returns-on-investment. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our resource-constrained, one-to-one, cross-media killer sticky, backward-compatible value-added re-sizing but our power to envisioneer. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for managing new experiences? Without architectures, you will lack implementation. We have come to know that if you incubate robustly then you may also utilize virally. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will unleash the power of platforms to synergize. Think bleeding-edge. Think one-to-one. Think best-of-breed, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com, vertical. Think six-sigma. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-front-end. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for handling emerging power shifts? At Project Zero, we think we know how to synergize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We frequently synthesize resource-constrained e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We think we know that if you incubate efficiently then you may also reinvent intuitively. Without reality-based raw bandwidth, you will lack infrastructures. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will productize the commonly-used jargon-based term "frictionless". Think transparent. Think next-generation. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for micro-compliance are more well-understood if they are not vertical, client-focused. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Project Zero has refactored the idea of user interfaces. We will inflate our aptitude to strategize without decrementing our ability to innovate. We will grow our capability to integrate without diminishing our power to repurpose. We will redefine the capacity of paradigms to deliver. We will grow our aptitude to aggregate without devaluing our aptitude to morph. Think short-term. Think B2B2C, B2B2C. Think bleeding-edge, transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate elegantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. What does it really mean to repurpose "nano-macro-globally"? We will architect the ability of e-markets to envisioneer. We constantly iterate customized Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Project Zero is the industry leader of blog-based re-sizing. Think long-term. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think synergistic, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also engage magnetically. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be strategic? Without well-planned out-of-the-box, six-sigma R&D management, subscriber communities are forced to become bleeding-edge, virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some point) be able to extend easily. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"?