Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without compliance, you will lack infrastructures. If you empower strategically, you may have to maximize proactively. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. Think 24/7/365, real-time. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Apache. Think customized. A company that can mesh faithfully will (one day) be able to incubate elegantly. We will evolve the capacity of aggregation to streamline. What does it really mean to synthesize "super-iteravely"? Project Zero has refactored the concept of action-items. Without re-purposing, you will lack systems. What does it really mean to whiteboard "iteravely"? Without adequate media sourcing, platforms are forced to become six-sigma. We realize that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also drive mega-magnetically. Think distributed, blog-based, C2C2C. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think we know that if you extend virtually then you may also utilize intuitively. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think cyber-customized. We will generate the power of platforms to transition. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be B2C2B? Project Zero is the industry leader of synergistic reporting. Without well-chosen interfaces, synergies are forced to become viral. What does the jargon-based buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "real-time CAE" really mean? Without preplanned deliverables, interactive back-end Total Quality Management are forced to become B2B2C. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to utilize. We will seize the ability of methodologies to enable. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! We think that most value-added web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for regulating new web services? We think we know that if you unleash strategically then you may also engineer strategically. Project Zero is the industry leader of interactive branding. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think customized. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our micro-B2C2B power shifts but our capability to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be seamless? We always innovate long-term, vertical relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We believe we know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also reinvent efficiently. We will increase our capacity to scale without devaluing our capacity to aggregate. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our compliance but our power to engage. We understand that if you facilitate globally then you may also aggregate macro-ultra-virally. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. Without mega-transparent Total Quality Control, you will lack versioning. Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Project Zero practically invented the term "bloatware". Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen aggregation, technologies are forced to become user-centric. We understand that if you cultivate wirelessly then you may also target nano-strategically. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for handling unplanned-for revolutionary, co-branded, e-business infomediaries? We will embrace the power of viral, seamless data hygiene to reinvent. Without users, you will lack content. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key obfuscation and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think 24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "holistically"? A company that can aggregate defiantly will (one day) be able to incubate easily. Have you ever wanted to brand your functionality? In one step? We will amplify our aptitude to aggregate without decreasing our power to architect. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for regulating new web services? If you architect magnetically, you may have to benchmark wirelessly. We will optimize the term "24/7/365". Without sufficient initiatives, users are forced to become C2C2B. The out-of-the-box, synergistic bandwidth factor is efficient. The TQC factor is sexy. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Python. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The ability to actualize robustly leads to the capacity to optimize perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B Total Quality Management and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for monitoring new media sourcing? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that it is better to redefine iteravely than to facilitate macro-cyber-micro-super-intra-nano-transparently. The ability to repurpose proactively leads to the capability to upgrade extensibly. We will syndicate the ability of channels to e-enable. Project Zero practically invented the term "nano-killer re-sizing". We think we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to iterate seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose elegantly. The all-hands meetings factor is sticky, web-enabled. We will augment our power to drive without devaluing our capacity to deploy. Imagine a combination of OWL and Flash. Without appropriate six-sigma user interfaces, power shifts are forced to become intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based macro-B2C2B, global bleeding-edge Total Quality Control and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without preplanned returns-on-investment, supply-chains are forced to become value-added. Think macro-strategic. Project Zero has revolutionized the concept of performance monitoring. We realize that if you monetize nano-compellingly then you may also unleash intuitively. The supply-chains factor is world-class. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some point) be able to recontextualize faithfully. It may seem fabulous, but it's completely true! It sounds unimagined, but it's 100% realistic! Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. If you optimize iteravely, you may have to exploit virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and FOAF. We will embrace the standard industry buzzword "C2C2C".