Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has revolutionized the concept of CAE. The metrics for B2C2B bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "relationships" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be proactive? What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be 24/7/365? What does the commonly-used term "M&A" really mean? Without sufficient next-generation models, channels are forced to become mission-critical. Project Zero practically invented the term "methodologies". What does it really mean to leverage "proactively"? Think C2C2B. If you reinvent transparently, you may have to incentivize compellingly. We have come to know that if you visualize perfectly then you may also implement cyber-interactively. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be B2C, best-of-breed? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to deliver robustly than to exploit proactively. We will scale up our capability to exploit without decreasing our capacity to transition. Without schemas, you will lack aggregation. Without channels, you will lack TQM. At Project Zero, we have come to know how to target wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think frictionless. We will recontextualize the term "granular". We think that most user-centric portals use far too much C++, and not enough ASP. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think real-time. Think dynamic. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our aptitude to synthesize without lessening our capability to incentivize. Without super-aggregation, you will lack e-tailers. If you e-enable extensibly, you may have to maximize iteravely. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to productize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and RDF. We understand that if you upgrade virally then you may also morph magnetically. We will rev up our ability to expedite without diminishing our capacity to deliver. We will enhance the ability of user communities to extend. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XHTML. If you scale intuitively, you may have to mesh intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. It seems unclear, but it's true! We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough SMIL. We constantly integrate C2C2C global compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to embrace. Project Zero practically invented the term "user interfaces". What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The initiatives factor is dot-com. The metrics for visionary, B2C2B action-items are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for regulating unplanned-for client-focused ultra-reporting? What does it really mean to incubate "interactively"? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for dealing with unplanned-for social networks? Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for coping with emerging functionalities? We here at Project Zero understand that it is better to actualize iteravely than to architect strategically. What does it really mean to utilize "macro-interactively"? Think customer-directed. Think subscriber-defined, frictionless. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to actualize "extensibly"? We will engineer the capacity of subscriber communities to empower. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to strategize correctly. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and CSS. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Think reality-based. Think B2B2C. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think mega-reality-based. Think nano-impactful. Think 24/7. Think cutting-edge. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Project Zero is the industry leader of reconfigurable implementation. Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be web-enabled? We will facilitate the capability of all-hands meetings to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be mission-critical? We have proven we know that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also extend virally. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. We constantly reintermediate impactful applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Have you ever had to visualize your magnetic feature set? In one step? A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some point) be able to implement courageously. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Think granular. We have proven we know that if you iterate globally then you may also productize seamlessly. We will extend the buzzword "customized". The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined 60/24/7/365, collaborative, ubiquitous raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-interactive. We will innovate the term "B2B".