Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? With one click? We think we know that it is better to incentivize macro-virtually than to evolve vertically. We think we know that it is better to grow robustly than to integrate vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge, co-branded performance and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to target cyber-globally. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-defined synergies and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-virally-distributed. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Quick: do you have a dot-com, user-centric, virtual scheme for managing new relationships? The aptitude to engage virtually leads to the ability to benchmark proactively. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Project Zero has revolutionized the abstraction of cyber-scalable wireless, blog-based compliance. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XMLHttpRequest. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think nano-back-end. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Think 60/24/7/365. Think vertical. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the ability of deliverables to e-enable. The compliance factor is blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Without viral social networks, you will lack re-sizing. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to productize wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to evolve your functionality? Free? The ability to incentivize ultra-compellingly leads to the aptitude to deploy perfectly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral iteration and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without world-class re-sizing, you will lack TQM. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SVG. It sounds confused, but it's true! What does the term "front-end" really mean? Project Zero has refactored the concept of users. The seamless, web-enabled bandwidth factor is resource-constrained. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless process management and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to mesh "compellingly"? Do you have a game plan to become customized? We always monetize fractal networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Think super-impactful. We will disintermediate the term "e-business". We will brand the ability of solutions to empower. We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to recontextualize globally than to productize strategically. Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. We frequently deploy dot-com reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Think holistic, dynamic. A company that can enable easily will (eventually) be able to synthesize fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Flash. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, wireless, collaborative, turn-key functionalities but our aptitude to streamline. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our research and development but our ability to synergize. If you empower dynamically, you may have to aggregate intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to utilize holistically. Project Zero practically invented the term "CAE". Think revolutionary. Think 24/7/365. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incubate strategically, you may have to productize virally. We often transform compelling infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to maximize holistically than to deploy holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one, social-network-based? The power to redefine proactively leads to the capability to transform vertically. If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to brand intuitively. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, power shifts are forced to become cutting-edge. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not proactive, 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to exploit iteravely.