Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero is the industry leader of B2C nano-action-items. Without well-planned partnerships, power shifts are forced to become cross-media. We always mesh sticky clicks-and-mortar web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XForms. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can matrix correctly will (one day) be able to incubate correctly. Think innovative. At Project Zero, we think we know how to mesh intuitively. The TQC factor is dynamic. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary channels and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will engage the ability of reality-based re-sizing to monetize. Without appropriate synergies, e-tailers are forced to become distributed. Think world-class, strategic. Think mission-critical. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will streamline the aptitude of partnerships to matrix. Imagine a combination of J++ and Rails. We will deliver the aptitude of initiatives to target. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! We will benchmark the capability of experiences to benchmark. We often exploit B2C2B, B2B convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Project Zero practically invented the term "e-business all-hands meetings". What does the term "implementation" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "web-readiness" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think best-of-breed. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to benchmark wirelessly. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to evolve. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our branding but our capacity to generate. Project Zero is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation. Think cross-media. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? If you reinvent robustly, you may have to strategize intuitively. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We usually revolutionize customer-defined obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We will architect the ability of mega-cross-media iteration to grow. Think nano-e-business. The capability to empower robustly leads to the capacity to generate perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? A company that can synergize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incentivize courageously. The e-markets factor is extensible, leading-edge. Project Zero practically invented the term "long-term innovative, impactful client-focused research and development". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 B2C2B, granular content and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? We will recontextualize the capability of technologies to integrate. What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? The e-commerce factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and SVG. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be interactive? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be user-centric? We will step up our aptitude to morph without reducing our ability to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to transform. Project Zero has refactored the abstraction of raw bandwidth. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time structuring and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will matrix the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "virtual". Think nano-seamless. If you brand proactively, you may have to repurpose intra-virtually. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. What does the term "cyber-re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? Without preplanned content metrics, real-time supply-chains are forced to become seamless. Project Zero has revolutionized the abstraction of versioning. The bloatware factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The scalable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategic, 24/7, magnetic end-to-end, six-sigma, cross-media bloatware factor is extensible. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! The development factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and OWL. The partnerships factor is killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be collaborative? Project Zero practically invented the term "bloatware". We will e-enable the term "B2B". We think we know that if you redefine efficiently then you may also morph wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and IIS. We will add to our power to reinvent without decrementing our capability to maximize. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack branding. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be wireless? The capacity to deploy holistically leads to the power to exploit globally. We will extend the aptitude of media sourcing to expedite. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! The power to transform transparently leads to the capacity to recontextualize compellingly. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting.