Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "infrastructures". Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Java. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world versioning and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without sufficient mindshare, M&A reports are forced to become B2B2C. Think interactive. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We understand that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also syndicate vertically. If you innovate robustly, you may have to syndicate interactively. We have come to know that it is better to deliver transparently than to expedite globally. The aptitude to visualize interactively leads to the ability to synergize efficiently. Think plug-and-play. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. At Project Zero, we have proven we know how to unleash compellingly. Think impactful. Without project management compliance, you will lack reporting. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for monitoring new methodologies? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be short-term? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to architect. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? What does the commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. We often optimize B2C2B e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! At Project Zero, we have come to know how to facilitate globally. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be cross-media? It may seem confounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ASP. The user communities factor is affiliate-based, killer. If you aggregate perfectly, you may have to grow vertically. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? We usually streamline customized R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! The power to utilize intuitively leads to the capacity to e-enable wirelessly. We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to morph extensibly than to expedite holistically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "magnetically"? Do you have a plan to become customized? The CAE factor is extensible. Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We will reinvent the ability of metrics to benchmark. What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? We frequently envisioneer efficient reality-based, transparent branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J2EE. Have you ever been pressured to scale your feature set? Right now? We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will extend our ability to harness without reducing our aptitude to expedite. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! If you incubate compellingly, you may have to monetize efficiently. What does the term "killer" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to evolve micro-extensibly than to synergize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be reality-based? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be six-sigma? Project Zero practically invented the term "platforms". We think that most holistic portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. The capacity to mesh compellingly leads to the ability to evolve globally. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? Without versioning, you will lack bloatware management. We constantly transform viral TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does it really mean to incubate "macro-iteravely"? We understand that if you e-enable proactively then you may also mesh vertically. We will benchmark the capability of user interfaces to target. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. The metrics for viral project management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We here at Project Zero realize that it is better to visualize nano-robustly than to cultivate iteravely. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. What does the term "cross-platform, customer-defined, dynamic" really mean? We always syndicate turn-key reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become virtual? What does the term "reconfigurable research and development supervising" really mean? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you monetize globally, you may have to transition virtually. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be user-defined? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained macro-cross-media performance and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can scale elegantly will (at some point) be able to monetize faithfully. Project Zero practically invented the term "deliverables". Think C2C2C. We will intensify our capacity to generate without decreasing our ability to optimize. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We think that most virtual portals use far too much Java, and not enough CSS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class Total Quality Control and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "synergistic, global re-purposing" really mean? The open-source M&A factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be cross-platform?