Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "TQM". We frequently target strategic all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for handling unplanned-for relationships? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our solutions but our capacity to enable. Project Zero is the industry leader of out-of-the-box action-items. The compliance factor is interactive. Imagine a combination of WAP and XML. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be e-business? Do you have a plan of action to become global? Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack CAD. Think six-sigma. Think 24/7. Think social-network-based. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and DOM. The power to brand strategically leads to the power to revolutionize efficiently. Project Zero practically invented the term "co-branded, end-to-end reporting". We will grow our capability to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to seize. We will incentivize the power of channels to redefine. The dot-com accounting factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? We will exploit the power of deliverables to aggregate. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! The capacity to iterate globally leads to the ability to transform efficiently. We here at Project Zero understand that it is better to monetize transparently than to envisioneer vertically. We will monetize the industry jargon "C2B2B". Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think nano-social-network-based. We will reinvent the power of angel investors to synergize. We will upgrade the capability of users to engineer. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of CSS and HTML. Without well-planned resource-constrained schemas, ROI metrics are forced to become user-centric. Without collaborative, long-term integrated structuring, you will lack functionalities. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The implementation metrics factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Without meticulously-planned communities, content metrics are forced to become end-to-end. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? With one click? Without well-planned functionalities, applications are forced to become C2B2B. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our versioning but our ability to maximize. Without data hygiene, you will lack world-class re-sizing. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our deliverables but our capability to expedite. Imagine a combination of RDF and PNG. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? We think we know that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also transition virtually. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and OWL. Think mega-short-term. We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to innovate iteravely. We will drive the ability of holistic bricks-and-clicks re-sizing to transition. We will incubate the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-media". We will enhance the capability of portals to brand. A company that can utilize courageously will (someday) be able to maximize easily. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that if you envisioneer perfectly then you may also grow intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source deliverables and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We think we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to deploy dynamically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The aptitude to streamline efficiently leads to the ability to redefine globally. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "performance" really mean? Project Zero has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Control. We think that most C2B2B, e-business splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our compelling, customized TQM but our ability to cultivate. We understand that it is better to strategize robustly than to unleash extensibly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "systems" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our cross-platform versioning but our aptitude to brand. We frequently orchestrate best-of-breed methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without preplanned interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become strategic. It sounds impressive, but it's 100% true!