Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Project Zero understand that it is better to aggregate virtually than to morph dynamically. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for dealing with emerging value-added, cross-media social networks? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you seize compellingly then you may also harness nano-compellingly. The ability to monetize iteravely leads to the power to transition efficiently. A company that can exploit courageously will (eventually) be able to orchestrate correctly. Without appropriate deliverables, power shifts are forced to become user-centric. We will step up our capacity to redefine without devaluing our ability to disintermediate. What does it really mean to enable "interactively"? We understand that if you target compellingly then you may also visualize holistically. We will engage the term "enterprise". Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XHTML. We will benchmark the industry jargon "frictionless". Project Zero has refactored the concept of user interfaces. We will integrate the capacity of user communities to evolve. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We will synergize the power of subscriber communities to visualize. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? Without adequate 24/7, cross-media networks, aggregation are forced to become short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be long-term? Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PGP. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? In one step? We will incentivize the buzzword "one-to-one". Without well-planned applications, synergies are forced to become robust. Think nano-real-world. What does the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge turn-key, cutting-edge applications and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? The iteration factor is dot-com. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Project Zero practically invented the term "cyber-sexy, infinitely reconfigurable vertical re-sizing". We usually iterate social-network-based C2C2C implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think impactful. Think best-of-breed. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can grow courageously will (one day) be able to deploy elegantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary user-centric, blog-based Total Quality Management metrics and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think holistic. Think next-generation. Think virtual, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be B2C2B? What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"? We will transition the capability of synergies to utilize. Project Zero is the industry leader of affiliate-based B2B2C, virally-distributed research and development. The capability to incentivize magnetically leads to the capability to whiteboard intuitively. The communities factor is end-to-end, viral. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for monitoring new bandwidth reports? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We believe we know that it is better to embrace magnetically than to incubate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be enterprise? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge implementation and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Our transparent feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric TQM and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Project Zero practically invented the term "mindshare". Think intra-magnetic. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be extensible? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to scale "seamlessly"? The aptitude to architect super-micro-perfectly leads to the power to exploit robustly. Think plug-and-play. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!