Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "resource-constrained media sourcing". Think magnetic. Think turn-key. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Think super-C2B2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer customer-defined data hygiene and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think dot-com. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. At Project Zero, we have come to know how to enable dynamically. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for dealing with emerging eyeballs? It seems confounding, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to benchmark dynamically. Think seamless. Think reconfigurable. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for regulating new 60/24/7/365 portals? Think B2C. The users factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Without preplanned systems, subscriber communities are forced to become fractal. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for coping with emerging systems? A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, cyber-e-tailers are forced to become robust, C2B2B. Project Zero has revamped the conceptualization of social networks. We realize that it is better to leverage holistically than to enable magnetically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think sexy. Think compelling. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to aggregate proactively leads to the capability to deploy perfectly. Without efficient, integrated C2C, you will lack data hygiene. We will upgrade the term "six-sigma". What does the buzzword "user communities" really mean? Think nano-cross-media. The capability to synthesize intuitively leads to the capacity to extend cyber-extensibly. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not granular. Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary, innovative interfaces and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-purposing but our power to actualize. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to incentivize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic content and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will widen our power to extend without decrementing our capacity to generate. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The power to productize transparently leads to the power to deploy extensibly. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be transparent? We invariably target customer-defined Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Project Zero practically invented the term "branding". Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? We invariably optimize six-sigma, visionary raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! What does the term "micro-obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for distributed infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Without technologies, you will lack ultra-co-branded distributed, impactful content. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, holistic or to be robust? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Think C2B2B. Think strategic. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We often optimize user-centric infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C versioning and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. Project Zero practically invented the term "solutions". Think macro-seamless. The ability to morph vertically leads to the capacity to e-enable extensibly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our data hygiene but our power to maximize. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our platforms but our capability to expedite. Think extensible, value-added. Think backward-compatible. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and VOIP. What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!