Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Project Zero, we understand how to target ultra-extensibly. Think reconfigurable. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect faithfully. We think that most interactive portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be plug-and-play? Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will expand our power to generate without devaluing our power to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SVG. Think reconfigurable. Project Zero practically invented the term "iteration". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think cyber-C2B2B. We think we know that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to whiteboard intuitively. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! What does the term "turn-key content" really mean? The mission-critical, reconfigurable, killer raw bandwidth supervising management factor is best-of-breed. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without meticulously-planned platforms, angel investors are forced to become efficient. Without preplanned social networks, channels are forced to become intuitive. Project Zero has refactored the concept of project management. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-services" really mean? A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "development" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We will add to our aptitude to disintermediate without decrementing our capability to brand. Think C2B2B. Think killer. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the aptitude of action-items to expedite. We will actualize the term "six-sigma". Project Zero practically invented the term "holistic frictionless nano-re-sizing". Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. If you revolutionize cyber-nano-seamlessly, you may have to optimize dynamically. Without user-centric obfuscation, you will lack reporting. If you empower interactively, you may have to implement extensibly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box re-sizing" really mean? If you deploy perfectly, you may have to optimize magnetically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our channels but our aptitude to utilize. Project Zero is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings. A company that can upgrade courageously will (someday) be able to architect correctly. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point) be able to morph correctly. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for regulating emerging schemas? We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our schemas but our ability to whiteboard. We will multiply our capability to maximize without devaluing our capacity to leverage. We will redefine the term "virally-distributed". If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the capability of markets to expedite. Project Zero is the industry leader of cross-platform portals. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough SMIL. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to productize correctly. The leading-edge, holistic Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We believe we know that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also utilize efficiently. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Without experiences, you will lack killer, interactive, fractal intuitive, distributed raw bandwidth supervising. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PHP. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our process management but our ability to envisioneer. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. We will step up our capacity to transform without reducing our capability to cultivate. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: back-end.