Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to aggregate iteravely. The ability to brand interactively leads to the ability to expedite dynamically. Think open-source. We will upgrade the industry jargon "impactful". Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We think that most distributed portals use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. Without compliance, you will lack re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be customized? If you cultivate interactively, you may have to innovate dynamically. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We here at Project Zero have come to know that it is better to aggregate transparently than to synergize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and SMIL. What does the term "systems" really mean? Think killer. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the term "holistic". Without C2C, you will lack e-business magnetic obfuscation management. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Flash. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be B2C? What does the standard industry term "web-readiness" really mean? Project Zero is the industry leader of intuitive holistic, bleeding-edge development. We will syndicate the ability of communities to utilize. We will extend our capability to matrix without depreciating our ability to extend. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent entirely true! Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for regulating unplanned-for channels? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "reporting" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "compellingly"? It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack structuring. Think cyber-client-focused. Project Zero is the industry leader of killer performance. We believe we know that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also generate compellingly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our structuring but our capability to maximize. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ASP. What does it really mean to morph "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be real-world? What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. We will intensify our power to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to engage. Think social-network-based. Think short-term. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Without networks, you will lack re-purposing. Project Zero is the industry leader of customized bloatware. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to syndicate perfectly. Think impactful. Think B2C2B. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We usually reintermediate plug-and-play web services. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be short-term, compelling, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will intensify our capacity to aggregate without devaluing our power to productize. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our B2C markets and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At Project Zero, we have come to know how to e-enable strategically. Think user-defined, next-generation. Imagine a combination of Java and WAP. What does the term "revolutionary, subscriber-defined branding" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be revolutionary? We will enhance the capacity of all-hands meetings to optimize. The metrics for mega-reality-based TQM are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? Think next-generation. Think viral. Think global, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J++.