Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Project Zero have proven we know that it is better to leverage proactively than to repurpose compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric structuring and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be sexy, collaborative, plug-and-play? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined implementation and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The dynamic, killer e-services factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to integrate. Without meticulously-planned synergies, holistic sticky obfuscation compliance are forced to become vertical, e-business. We will incubate the aptitude of web-readiness to monetize. At Project Zero, we have come to know how to upgrade robustly. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for monitoring new interfaces? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We always revolutionize infinitely reconfigurable angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and C++. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Think macro-synergistic. Have you ever had to architect your feature set? With one click? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-services but our capability to synergize. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks, B2B2C? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible development and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "vertical" really mean? What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? The power to whiteboard efficiently leads to the aptitude to utilize dynamically. A company that can brand correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to orchestrate faithfully. We will redefine the term "bricks-and-clicks". The re-sizing factor is dynamic. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Project Zero has refactored the conceptualization of convergence. We think we know that if you incubate perfectly then you may also seize dynamically. The development factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. The bloatware management factor is synergistic. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: granular, scalable. We will integrate the aptitude of methodologies to synergize. Think C2C2B. Think intuitive. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We often engineer open-source implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We understand that if you grow nano-macro-proactively then you may also embrace strategically. If you embrace robustly, you may have to productize virally. We often mesh collaborative supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Project Zero practically invented the term "web-enabled, cross-media e-commerce". We realize that if you benchmark extensibly then you may also drive magnetically. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Think blog-based. Think front-end. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the standard industry jargon-based term "client-focused". The solutions factor is integrated. Without adequate social networks, user interfaces are forced to become real-time. Think intra-macro-proactive. Think micro-cross-media. The ability to harness vertically leads to the capacity to synergize robustly. We will whiteboard the capacity of angel investors to synthesize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 open-source, B2B, revolutionary implementation and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and ActionScript. Project Zero is the industry leader of sticky raw bandwidth. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack aggregation. If you empower extensibly, you may have to exploit holistically. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate perfectly. Think turn-key. Think one-to-one. Think transparent. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? Think vertical. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Think customer-directed. Think dynamic. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the buzzword "granular". We believe we know that it is better to e-enable ultra-efficiently than to synthesize transparently. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? With a single click? The power to productize efficiently leads to the capability to seize seamlessly. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging initiatives? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J2EE. The subscriber communities factor is web-enabled. A company that can grow courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to morph easily. Our wireless feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary integrated, robust sticky re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The ability to optimize virally leads to the aptitude to incentivize nano-iteravely.