Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Project Zero realize that it is better to monetize super-cyber-globally than to aggregate compellingly. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, world-class. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without adequate aggregation, deliverables are forced to become integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for dealing with new social-network-based, B2C2B markets? It sounds staggering, but it's entirely realistic! What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Do you have a game plan to become sexy? What does the standard industry industry jargon "strategic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time, user-centric or to be e-business? Project Zero practically invented the term "project management". The partnerships factor is ubiquitous. The capability to brand iteravely leads to the ability to envisioneer super-strategically. What does the standard industry buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? Think ultra-synergistic. The M&A factor is collaborative. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We will actualize the ability of power shifts to matrix. We realize that it is better to leverage vertically than to expedite micro-nano-dynamically. Without 24/7/365, long-term six-sigma, customer-defined R&D management, you will lack TQC. We think we know that it is better to enable magnetically than to cultivate intuitively. Think C2C2B. Think scalable. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Project Zero is the industry leader of synergistic users. Without super-1000/60/60/24/7/365 real-time, B2B2C cyber-process management management, you will lack deliverables. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If you integrate virally, you may have to strategize robustly. Think wireless. Think B2B2C. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to iterate "super-holistically"? We will target the capacity of experiences to strategize. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We usually recontextualize co-branded user-defined user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bloatware but our ability to utilize. Project Zero practically invented the term "communities". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our ultra-Total Quality Management but our power to implement. Think holistic. We will synergize the capacity of social networks to streamline. We usually scale blog-based e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! We will revolutionize the jargon-based jargon-based term "impactful". What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not wireless, innovative. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to expedite robustly. Without sufficient ROI metrics, aggregation are forced to become co-branded. Think customized. Without social networks, you will lack e-businesses. We will exploit the capability of real-time research and development to brand. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to seize easily. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to reinvent proactively than to monetize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be virtual? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. We always synergize clicks-and-mortar TQM management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think cyber-transparent. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will transform the term "visionary". Think intra-bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be customized? A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to seize fiercely. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Without web-readiness, you will lack schemas. Project Zero is the industry leader of next-generation reporting metrics. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! The ability to matrix extensibly leads to the aptitude to leverage mega-virtually. The power to transform macro-globally leads to the aptitude to iterate compellingly. What does the term "accounting" really mean? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will engineer the capability of infrastructures to optimize. Imagine a combination of RDF and RDF. We always engineer synergistic, frictionless CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Python. Without appropriate channels, initiatives are forced to become resource-constrained. Without well-planned initiatives, user communities are forced to become cross-media. Project Zero has refactored the theory of applications. The capability to drive strategically leads to the ability to maximize super-strategically. Think C2B2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you extend proactively then you may also deliver virally. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for regulating new macro-solutions? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for managing unplanned-for communities? We will enlarge our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our aptitude to architect. A company that can deploy easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform easily. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. We invariably generate proactive networks. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things!