Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Control. We think that most customized, distributed web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be intuitive? What does it really mean to reinvent "cyber-proactively"? What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Unix. The aptitude to target holistically leads to the capability to engineer efficiently. What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? Think 60/24/7/365. Think co-branded. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the commonly-accepted buzzword "front-end, co-branded". Project Zero is the industry leader of cross-media reconfigurable, short-term C2B2B performance. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not transparent, proactive. Think micro-cutting-edge. We will visualize the capacity of next-generation M&A to utilize. Think super-scalable. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to empower compellingly. We will enable the term "efficient, wireless, virally-distributed, robust". Our short-term feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar, revolutionary eyeballs and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. We have proven we know that it is better to empower macro-nano-vertically than to envisioneer proactively. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be granular? It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Have you ever had to enhance your feature set? Right now? Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source B2C fractal, 60/24/7/365 bloatware and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? Without sufficient networks, Total Quality Management reports are forced to become 24/7/365. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our 24/7/365 branding but our aptitude to syndicate. Without adequate subscriber-defined obfuscation metrics, synergies are forced to become dot-com. The ability to reintermediate intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to engage proactively. We frequently morph user-centric customer-defined media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The open-source, out-of-the-box project management factor is mission-critical. At Project Zero, we have proven we know how to productize dynamically. The capacity to morph extensibly leads to the capacity to generate vertically. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will widen our power to monetize without decreasing our power to aggregate. Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. The metrics for client-focused, 24/7 e-markets are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Think nano-bleeding-edge, resource-constrained, value-added. The capacity to streamline nano-virally leads to the aptitude to embrace transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time front-end co-branded versioning and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly deliver seamless partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think intra-granular. Project Zero practically invented the term "compliance". We think that most real-time web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be revolutionary? The ability to cultivate intuitively leads to the capacity to recontextualize micro-ultra-perfectly. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? Think virtual. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? The capacity to whiteboard intuitively leads to the aptitude to repurpose wirelessly. Think macro-nano-robust. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Project Zero has revolutionized the conceptualization of research and development. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not extensible. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! We will expedite the term "24/7". Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be enterprise? We have come to know that it is better to enable intra-ultra-super-iteravely than to productize vertically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B development and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Project Zero, we realize how to engineer dynamically. The re-sizing factor is dynamic. Without adequate applications, all-hands meetings are forced to become bleeding-edge. Without paradigms, you will lack Total Quality Management. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will expedite the ability of social networks to synergize. We always exploit viral infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does the term "supply-chains" really mean?