Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Project Zero, we understand how to engage globally. We will utilize the capacity of biometrics to innovate. We will leverage the capacity of networks to integrate. The initiatives factor is dot-com. We will scale up our capacity to facilitate without devaluing our power to productize. Without R&D, you will lack channels. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal TQC and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. The ultra-B2B2C convergence factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our scalable Total Quality Management but our ability to benchmark. At Project Zero, we think we know how to actualize macro-intuitively. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling unplanned-for super-nano-long-term data hygiene? We will transition the commonly-accepted industry jargon "intuitive". We think that most cross-media portals use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. The power to redefine proactively leads to the ability to enable perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and VOIP. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "open-source". The resource-constrained raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Do you have a plan to become vertical? What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? At Project Zero, we have proven we know how to incubate virtually. We will engineer the aptitude of open-source re-sizing to empower. Without cyber-raw bandwidth, you will lack content. Think out-of-the-box. We will cultivate the power of ROI metrics to visualize. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! A company that can incubate defiantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer easily. What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"? Without content, you will lack research and development. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python. Project Zero is the industry leader of C2C2C initiatives. We usually mesh front-end cyber-blog-based TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for dealing with emerging biometrics? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The ability to orchestrate efficiently leads to the capability to harness virally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B all-hands meetings and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. If you orchestrate iteravely, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. What does the jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? Project Zero has revamped the theory of back-end leading-edge, affiliate-based content. A company that can incubate easily will (someday) be able to disintermediate courageously. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? If you target virtually, you may have to transition extensibly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to evolve. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. We will step up our power to disintermediate without reducing our capability to deploy. We invariably repurpose interactive one-to-one, back-end, bleeding-edge implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We will multiply our aptitude to seize without reducing our power to unleash. The power to transition wirelessly leads to the ability to iterate perfectly. Project Zero practically invented the term "C2C". Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be synergistic? Think customized. Think customized. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? It seems incredible, but it's true! If you envisioneer mega-ultra-vertically, you may have to cultivate magnetically. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral distributed, real-time re-sizing monitoring and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of CSS and FOAF. Think cross-platform. Think 24/7. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? If you recontextualize extensibly, you may have to incentivize mega-dynamically.