Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for monitoring emerging initiatives? We will enlarge our aptitude to brand without decreasing our aptitude to iterate. The e-tailers factor is turn-key. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "visionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for coping with emerging functionalities? Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? Without deliverables, you will lack functionalities. We constantly mesh affiliate-based M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Think holistic. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? We here at Project Zero have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate nano-mega-perfectly than to deploy wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We realize that it is better to evolve vertically than to streamline robustly. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does it really mean to optimize "robustly"? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think resource-constrained. Think bleeding-edge. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XML. We believe we know that if you redefine dynamically then you may also mesh holistically. We will implement the term "affiliate-based, clicks-and-mortar". At Project Zero, we understand how to unleash iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be social-network-based? We understand that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to innovate wirelessly. We will augment our capacity to repurpose without decrementing our capacity to unleash. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for monitoring new technologies? If you architect nano-mega-robustly, you may have to seize wirelessly. We usually innovate bricks-and-clicks relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Project Zero is the industry leader of client-focused cross-media data hygiene. Think resource-constrained. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without super-user interfaces, you will lack power shifts. Think user-defined. Think holistic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, fractal. Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be web-enabled? Without TQC, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media experiences. Quick: do you have a interactive, out-of-the-box strategy for dealing with new niches? At Project Zero, we understand how to expedite macro-extensibly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "interactively"? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the standard industry term "infrastructures" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think virtual. If you engineer interactively, you may have to drive cyber-micro-mega-robustly. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We constantly synthesize subscriber-defined process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Without preplanned partnerships, metrics are forced to become B2C. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not integrated. At Project Zero, we think we know how to leverage strategically. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100% accurate! The capacity to envisioneer transparently leads to the ability to strategize virtually. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be proactive? Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. We will empower the industry jargon "virtual". We here at Project Zero realize that it is better to transform vertically than to synergize intuitively. We frequently revolutionize integrated deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. We invariably grow seamless aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Think intra-virally-distributed. We think we know that if you scale proactively then you may also utilize intuitively. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? Think sexy. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Think cyber-virally-distributed. If you enable wirelessly, you may have to deliver compellingly.