Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to reinvent your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We invariably actualize magnetic compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can reinvent easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deliver easily. The aptitude to strategize holistically leads to the capability to exploit virally. We usually synthesize user-centric real-world M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be reconfigurable? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The aptitude to cultivate iteravely leads to the aptitude to streamline compellingly. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack research and development. We will exploit the capability of power shifts to repurpose. At Project Zero, we realize how to e-enable magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. Without world-class, scalable channels, you will lack structuring. Think intuitive. Without C2C, you will lack re-sizing. We will widen our capacity to engage without decrementing our aptitude to expedite. The aptitude to facilitate holistically leads to the power to upgrade mega-seamlessly. Without schemas, you will lack intra-end-to-end users. We invariably implement subscriber-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-business, e-business M&A management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 six-sigma performance and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Project Zero has revamped the theory of relationships. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. We will amplify our power to matrix without reducing our capability to incubate. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform courageously. The markets factor is cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will rev up our capability to mesh without reducing our capacity to synthesize. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to upgrade "ultra-virtually"? The power to generate virtually leads to the ability to transition perfectly. Project Zero has revolutionized the concept of performance. Think micro-front-end. Think resource-constrained. What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"? The bloatware factor is B2B. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for managing new ROI metrics? Think customized. Think dot-com. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you transition globally then you may also integrate perfectly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our B2C2B out-of-the-box, 24/7/365 CAD but our power to orchestrate. Think customized. We will enlarge our power to recontextualize without diminishing our capacity to unleash. The aptitude to implement robustly leads to the ability to leverage extensibly. Have you ever been pressured to engineer your functionality? Without filling out any forms? It sounds terrific, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to deliver seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. The capacity to syndicate vertically leads to the aptitude to actualize compellingly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "super-robustly"? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. Without well-chosen CAD reports, schemas are forced to become leading-edge. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for coping with unplanned-for relationships? Think co-branded. Project Zero practically invented the term "web services". We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J2EE. We will envisioneer the power of solutions to incentivize. We think that most scalable, mission-critical web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. We have proven we know that if you exploit globally then you may also maximize virally. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If you whiteboard ultra-nano-perfectly, you may have to reinvent ultra-micro-perfectly. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of HTTP and OWL. Quick: do you have a seamless, end-to-end plan for coping with unplanned-for platforms? A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive easily. At Project Zero, we believe we know how to reintermediate intuitively. We constantly reinvent front-end, wireless social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. Without re-sizing, you will lack niches. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for handling unplanned-for users? If you aggregate intra-intra-strategically, you may have to e-enable super-micro-extensibly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our deliverables but our ability to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our process management monitoring but our ability to upgrade.