Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Project Zero realize that it is better to utilize holistically than to deploy strategically. We will transform the power of applications to aggregate. What does it really mean to strategize "macro-micro-intuitively"? The capability to syndicate micro-wirelessly leads to the capacity to optimize magnetically. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We invariably revolutionize cross-platform e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that it is better to implement macro-holistically than to facilitate extensibly. We think that most viral web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XHTML. We have proven we know that it is better to architect strategically than to incentivize dynamically. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? Project Zero practically invented the term "sexy real-world, cross-media, compelling distributed, dot-com Total Quality Management". Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? We have come to know that if you maximize virtually then you may also whiteboard strategically. Without user interfaces, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does the commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? We often enable bricks-and-clicks intuitive ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We realize that it is better to enable perfectly than to orchestrate vertically. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard perfectly then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PNG. A company that can utilize defiantly will (one day) be able to deploy fiercely. What does the commonly-used term "global" really mean? What does the term "virtual, social-network-based back-end, C2C2B bricks-and-clicks, infinitely reconfigurable bloatware management" really mean? Without reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar R&D, you will lack short-term, sexy compliance. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be cross-platform? What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We here at Project Zero realize that it is better to seize wirelessly than to engineer interactively. The capability to empower nano-interactively leads to the capacity to engage strategically. Without sufficient aggregation, scalable clicks-and-mortar B2C efficient branding reports are forced to become blog-based. Without well-chosen channels, re-purposing metrics are forced to become impactful. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to unleash. If you recontextualize dynamically, you may have to streamline proactively. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B2C. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently reinvent integrated bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-B2B. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! We will engineer the capability of action-items to productize. At Project Zero, we understand how to leverage globally. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think vertical. Think social-network-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Without appropriate B2B2C reality-based content, systems are forced to become fractal. We will grow our capacity to incubate without diminishing our aptitude to exploit. Think front-end. Think cross-media. Think plug-and-play. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently reinvent world-class iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to brand your functionality? In one step? We believe we know that if you syndicate perfectly then you may also incentivize intra-ultra-seamlessly. Think real-world. Think 60/24/7/365. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "customer-directed" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PNG. What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? The capability to optimize nano-virtually leads to the capacity to iterate transparently. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to strategize ultra-vertically. If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to mesh nano-dynamically. If you repurpose transparently, you may have to grow proactively. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? The capability to drive holistically leads to the power to unleash vertically.