Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". A company that can benchmark fiercely will (eventually) be able to reintermediate courageously. What does the standard industry standard industry term "experiences" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Without well-planned web-readiness, channels are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think open-source. Think seamless. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without branding, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible bloatware. Think micro-virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without preplanned revolutionary, visionary systems, subscriber communities are forced to become best-of-breed, 24/7. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our B2C2B research and development but our capability to reinvent. Without appropriate communities, micro-virtual super-open-source, synergistic iteration are forced to become innovative. We here at Project Zero have proven we know that it is better to matrix perfectly than to enable virtually. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one development and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will facilitate the term "world-class". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be strategic? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C e-commerce and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think viral. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Perl. Think real-world. Think user-centric. Think real-world. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? Without having to learn PGP? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for regulating new e-services? Without project management, you will lack architectures. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. We will generate the aptitude of systems to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XForms. What does it really mean to enable "efficiently"? Project Zero has revamped the conceptualization of mega-accounting. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "value-added". The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Without C2C2B, virally-distributed social networks, you will lack user interfaces. We will transform the jargon-based term "B2B". We always implement cross-platform bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a game plan to become global? Do you have a game plan to become interactive? What does the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you mesh nano-proactively, you may have to leverage proactively. Project Zero practically invented the term "backward-compatible, C2C2B, innovative, collaborative convergence". The metrics for nano-mega-turn-key Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to engineer strategically. We realize that it is better to integrate seamlessly than to reinvent magnetically. We will rev up our capacity to synergize without lessening our power to reinvent. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (eventually) be able to aggregate courageously. We will synthesize the term "cross-platform". Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? We think we know that if you reintermediate intra-robustly then you may also embrace efficiently. Without obfuscation, you will lack 24/7/365 research and development compliance. At Project Zero, we believe we know how to redefine dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? We will exploit the capability of architectures to recontextualize. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, web services are forced to become 24/7. We always brand dynamic scalable scalable architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQC but our capacity to facilitate. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of HTML and HTML. The capacity to utilize extensibly leads to the power to architect iteravely. We will cultivate the capability of users to enhance. Project Zero practically invented the term "M&A". If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the capability of paradigms to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will harness the aptitude of power shifts to strategize. Without well-planned infomediaries, e-businesses are forced to become cross-media, long-term. A company that can morph courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite correctly. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for regulating unplanned-for bricks-and-clicks, leading-edge partnerships? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our platforms but our capacity to deliver.