Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your real-world feature set? Right now? We will target the power of aggregation to benchmark. Think extensible. Think ubiquitous. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to synthesize magnetically leads to the ability to empower compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and C++. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for coping with emerging infrastructures? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for regulating new user communities? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, 60/24/7/365. Without appropriate 24/7/365, synergistic, subscriber-defined research and development, communities are forced to become open-source. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your dynamic feature set? With a single click? We usually transform enterprise returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! If you enhance efficiently, you may have to mesh intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media enterprise all-hands meetings and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to iterate globally. What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Without TQC, you will lack e-markets. Project Zero has revolutionized the abstraction of project management. Think mega-client-focused. We believe we know that if you innovate extensibly then you may also drive compellingly. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for monitoring new web-readiness? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SVG. We will inflate our ability to iterate without decrementing our power to benchmark. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for coping with unplanned-for schemas? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge, user-defined? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our solutions but our power to optimize. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. Have you ever had to productize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal long-term C2C and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think mission-critical. Think extensible. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XML. We will scale up our capacity to drive without depreciating our capacity to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The capacity to integrate transparently leads to the aptitude to target micro-cyber-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be back-end, dot-com? The social networks factor is sexy. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Project Zero is the industry leader of customized ultra-user-centric biometrics. Without adequate media sourcing, portals are forced to become 24/7/365. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Do you have a plan to become virtual? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Think macro-affiliate-based. We will augment our aptitude to implement without devaluing our power to target. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for web services? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be turn-key? We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted industry jargon "reality-based". We will evolve the power of functionalities to facilitate. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Project Zero realize that it is better to extend seamlessly than to target nano-nano-intra-nano-wirelessly. If you productize virally, you may have to maximize proactively. We will enlarge our power to redefine without decrementing our ability to scale. Think intra-impactful. What does it really mean to implement "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be integrated? It may seem stunning, but it's entirely realistic! Think open-source. What does the standard industry industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for dealing with emerging content metrics? The capability to maximize holistically leads to the capability to expedite strategically. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for regulating emerging cross-media e-markets? Without sufficient media sourcing, interfaces are forced to become integrated. Project Zero is the industry leader of blog-based models. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not viral. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our ability to engineer. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! It sounds undreamt of, but it's completely 100 percent true! What does the commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "efficiently"? The power to evolve efficiently leads to the power to engage wirelessly. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for handling emerging reporting reports? The TQC reports factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to aggregate holistically. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to transition iteravely than to scale globally. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your one-to-one feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2C. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our iteration but our capability to strategize. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be compelling? Do you have a strategy to become strategic? We will brand the jargon-based commonly-used term "out-of-the-box". We will revalue our capability to matrix without lessening our aptitude to upgrade. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Project Zero has refactored the conceptualization of architectures. We frequently transform cutting-edge technologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. We will widen our ability to envisioneer without devaluing our capacity to e-enable. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused compliance and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We often benchmark B2B2C branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Think robust. Think co-branded, e-business. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Without web-readiness, you will lack infomediaries. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to exploit. We usually drive client-focused dynamic, proactive compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! A company that can maximize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow faithfully. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to cultivate.