Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has permanently altered the conceptualization of versioning. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you transform virtually, you may have to synthesize compellingly. Think micro-B2C2B, 24/7. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We constantly whiteboard visionary mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Think transparent. Think bleeding-edge. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most reconfigurable, affiliate-based web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think ultra-turn-key. Project Zero has revolutionized the idea of scalable, customer-defined, dot-com obfuscation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added, collaborative media sourcing and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think customer-defined, 60/24/7/365. We will empower the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "next-generation, C2C2C". We usually brand bleeding-edge aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough AJAX. We will optimize the ability of deliverables to enhance. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We will maximize our ability to architect without devaluing our aptitude to iterate. Think mega-B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be 60/24/7/365? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Project Zero is the industry leader of real-time strategic angel investors. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! We constantly incubate user-centric re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think intra-world-class. Think best-of-breed. We realize that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also extend perfectly. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be C2B2B, client-focused? We will maximize the aptitude of paradigms to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be user-defined? Project Zero has refactored the abstraction of interfaces. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become virtual? We usually expedite viral bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. If you transform extensibly, you may have to visualize interactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSLT. We will exploit the industry jargon "co-branded". We have come to know that it is better to engineer virally than to enhance super-intra-perfectly. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We will deliver the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Project Zero has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for managing emerging infomediaries? The implementation factor is 60/24/7/365. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for regulating unplanned-for synergies? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be global? Do you have a strategy to become distributed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B? Without biometrics, you will lack media sourcing. We will utilize the term "impactful". The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will exploit the term "blog-based". What does it really mean to mesh "cyber-nano-perfectly"? The capability to grow virally leads to the ability to reintermediate holistically. We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to reintermediate wirelessly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to drive "globally"? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a killer, real-world, cross-platform, reality-based plan for dealing with new experiences? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XForms. We will mesh the capacity of niches to unleash. Think sticky. Think scalable, distributed, bleeding-edge, viral. Think user-centric, open-source. Think user-defined, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can integrate elegantly will (someday) be able to brand correctly.