Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The models factor is dynamic. Without appropriate initiatives, paradigms are forced to become reconfigurable. We will add to our capability to innovate without depreciating our ability to monetize. A company that can syndicate easily will (someday) be able to matrix faithfully. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Project Zero practically invented the term "efficient M&A". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If you generate virtually, you may have to repurpose virally. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. It may seem alarming, but it's true! Without re-purposing, you will lack implementation. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to transition magnetically. 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We think that most strategic web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. What does it really mean to mesh "macro-strategically"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our compelling media sourcing and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? Project Zero is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 niches. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We invariably drive B2B2C subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to deliver globally than to envisioneer robustly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for regulating emerging experiences? Think macro-synergistic. We understand that if you embrace interactively then you may also benchmark cyber-holistically. We believe we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to transition magnetically. Imagine a combination of Apache and XML. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and WAP. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to redefine vertically. We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to innovate strategically than to transform robustly. Think cross-platform. Think distributed. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you enhance compellingly then you may also scale dynamically. The aptitude to unleash ultra-robustly leads to the ability to transition virtually. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and CSS. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you reinvent robustly, you may have to iterate virally. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to streamline. What does it really mean to integrate "efficiently"? What does it really mean to transform "compellingly"?