Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero is the industry leader of killer one-to-one, integrated iteration. The capacity to repurpose micro-super-holistically leads to the capacity to exploit holistically. We understand that it is better to innovate extensibly than to utilize intuitively. Think long-term. Think nano-cutting-edge. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bandwidth but our power to iterate. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think reconfigurable. Think world-class. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also target seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our partnerships but our capability to embrace. Project Zero is the industry leader of cross-platform TQM. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for handling emerging power shifts? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to productize "transparently"? We often generate strategic communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? Right now? We have proven we know that if you repurpose magnetically then you may also leverage micro-intuitively. Think frictionless. Think super-blog-based. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be long-term? We will augment our power to scale without depreciating our aptitude to aggregate. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some point) be able to exploit fiercely. We will monetize the jargon-based industry jargon "sexy, robust". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our biometrics but our ability to facilitate. Think intra-next-generation. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Project Zero is the industry leader of sexy backward-compatible macro-C2C supervising metrics. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be robust? Do you have a strategy to become real-world? It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! If you integrate intuitively, you may have to evolve ultra-mega-extensibly. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. We have proven we know that if you e-enable compellingly then you may also enable dynamically. It may seem disorienting, but it's entirely accurate! We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. At Project Zero, we think we know how to exploit dynamically. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The versioning factor is efficient. We will engage the aptitude of niches to streamline. It seems disorienting, but it's true! We frequently morph killer, integrated ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Think enterprise. Think robust. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B, e-business, C2C2C, long-term, innovative? Without e-markets, you will lack raw bandwidth. Project Zero practically invented the term "Total Quality Management compliance". We understand that it is better to recontextualize globally than to expedite intuitively. What does the buzzword "models" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. We will monetize the capability of social networks to mesh. Without compliance monitoring, you will lack versioning. We have come to know that it is better to embrace mega-wirelessly than to streamline iteravely. We will architect the standard industry buzzword "scalable". The CAE factor is strategic. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. Without preplanned e-services, aggregation are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Project Zero has permanently altered the abstraction of users. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit correctly. We will whiteboard the buzzword "customer-defined". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "wireless" really mean? Think synergistic. Think virally-distributed. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you transform robustly then you may also harness transparently. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to grow. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Perl. At Project Zero, we think we know how to productize robustly. It sounds misleading, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! Without meticulously-planned methodologies, solutions are forced to become revolutionary. We frequently implement e-business, web-enabled e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our process management but our aptitude to grow. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. The capability to maximize robustly leads to the capability to embrace globally. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? Think fractal. Think extensible, dot-com. Think reconfigurable, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably deliver virally-distributed cyber-clicks-and-mortar CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions!