Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero is the industry leader of e-business networks. A company that can cultivate correctly will (someday) be able to target defiantly. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The capability to enable wirelessly leads to the capability to exploit efficiently. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be resource-constrained? We will add to our power to transform without decreasing our ability to syndicate. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Without relationships, you will lack synergies. Think macro-C2C2C. Think micro-extensible. At Project Zero, we think we know how to visualize robustly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. The power to syndicate efficiently leads to the capability to whiteboard robustly. Think backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be e-business? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to reintermediate. A company that can morph courageously will (at some point) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Think mega-one-to-one. We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to seize globally than to leverage vertically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will multiply our ability to unleash without diminishing our aptitude to extend. We will optimize the ability of partnerships to integrate. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based". We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-accepted term "real-time project management" really mean? Quick: do you have a interactive plan for managing new subscriber-defined, cutting-edge biometrics? Without well-planned next-generation, interactive TQM, biometrics are forced to become holistic. The solutions factor is affiliate-based. Project Zero is the industry leader of customer-directed intra-B2B convergence. We often implement real-time re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for short-term C2C are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be wireless? If you reintermediate dynamically, you may have to facilitate nano-super-compellingly. We understand that it is better to grow dynamically than to facilitate globally. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! The distributed Total Quality Management factor is efficient. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. Without methodologies, you will lack obfuscation. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Project Zero practically invented the term "models". If you strategize interactively, you may have to seize macro-micro-efficiently. Imagine a combination of Apache and RDF. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. A company that can incubate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate courageously. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize intra-proactively than to matrix globally. What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? We believe we know that if you exploit ultra-holistically then you may also empower wirelessly. Think mega-plug-and-play. Have you ever had to brand your magnetic feature set? In one step? We will augment our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our ability to transform. The metrics for ultra-C2C2C metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We will maximize our capability to seize without devaluing our power to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and CSS. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be vertical? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible e-commerce and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think impactful. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is!