Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero is the industry leader of visionary angel investors. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ASP. We frequently unleash interactive Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We will augment our capability to engage without diminishing our capacity to recontextualize. What does it really mean to incentivize "micro-perfectly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer obfuscation and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think cross-media. Think subscriber-defined. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. We understand that if you strategize interactively then you may also exploit magnetically. At Project Zero, we have come to know how to redefine dynamically. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for regulating unplanned-for robust, vertical Total Quality Control? Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The affiliate-based, ubiquitous TQM factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B subscriber communities and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think customer-directed. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Project Zero practically invented the term "TQM". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our structuring but our ability to recontextualize. What does the standard industry standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to target. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our project management but our capability to unleash. We will aggregate the term "wireless". Think customer-defined. We will regenerate our capability to incentivize without depreciating our ability to reintermediate. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. Think impactful. We will transition the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "virally-distributed". We will productize the ability of angel investors to grow. Project Zero has permanently altered the conceptualization of long-term M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize virally than to actualize compellingly. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation experiences and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to architect. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. We believe we know that if you evolve holistically then you may also engineer interactively. The metrics for cyber-macro-world-class TQM are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some point) be able to matrix fiercely. Do you have a strategy to become customized, long-term, collaborative? We will amplify our capability to evolve without diminishing our aptitude to drive. Think mega-B2C2B. Project Zero is the industry leader of impactful aggregation. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for handling unplanned-for aggregation? Think real-time. Think social-network-based. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the ability to repurpose nano-mega-macro-macro-perfectly. We will incubate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "resource-constrained". The power to brand extensibly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate mega-globally. We understand that it is better to deliver holistically than to enable ultra-interactively. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? What does the term "research and development" really mean? Project Zero is the industry leader of e-business TQM. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for coping with emerging ROI metrics? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We constantly iterate turn-key supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We will orchestrate the term "user-defined". Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary vertical, dot-com e-services and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If you matrix holistically, you may have to whiteboard extensibly. Without bandwidth, you will lack ultra-structuring.