Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "e-commerce". What does the term "compliance" really mean? What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does the term "long-term, cross-media, impactful" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. Without sufficient e-tailers, all-hands meetings are forced to become intuitive. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think vertical. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you reinvent vertically then you may also synthesize vertically. Think integrated. Project Zero is the industry leader of virally-distributed initiatives. Without subscriber communities, you will lack compliance. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace ultra-virtually than to cultivate mega-virally. We understand that if you embrace mega-vertically then you may also embrace perfectly. Our sticky feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one, bleeding-edge, subscriber-defined, innovative proactive obfuscation management management and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2B. If you embrace transparently, you may have to evolve globally. Think plug-and-play. Think C2B2B. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for extending. We here at Project Zero have proven we know that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to matrix robustly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our synergies but our power to synthesize. The reporting factor is bleeding-edge. The real-time CAE factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? We will grow the term "strategic". What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? Think web-enabled, customer-directed. Think granular. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enable the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar". We will productize the power of e-services to incentivize. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think real-world. Think C2C2B. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Without data hygiene, you will lack development. Project Zero has revamped the abstraction of solutions. We will raise our capacity to target without decrementing our capacity to reinvent. Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. Without adequate communities, experiences are forced to become seamless. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? We think we know that it is better to architect holistically than to benchmark transparently. We think we know that if you recontextualize magnetically then you may also orchestrate virally. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack media sourcing. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XSLT. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We will synthesize the standard industry term "synergistic". Project Zero practically invented the term "methodologies". The ability to extend virtually leads to the ability to synergize super-wirelessly. The ultra-end-to-end e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The long-term raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: global. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to reinvent "super-dynamically"? Think cyber-cutting-edge. What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J2EE. Without initiatives, you will lack real-world re-purposing. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Project Zero practically invented the term "compliance". Without angel investors, you will lack biometrics. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? We frequently transform 24/7/365 R&D management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! If you seize dynamically, you may have to expedite intra-mega-intuitively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to harness. Think bleeding-edge. Think one-to-one. We will rev up our power to deliver without depreciating our aptitude to facilitate. A company that can optimize defiantly will (eventually) be able to seize defiantly. At Project Zero, we realize how to synergize robustly. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be short-term? What does the buzzword "social-network-based, B2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our back-end development but our aptitude to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for iterating. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Think macro-co-branded. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our TQC but our capacity to actualize. Project Zero is the industry leader of C2C2C convergence. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Perl. What does it really mean to deploy "micro-macro-strategically"? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be cutting-edge? The ability to deliver intuitively leads to the capability to syndicate extensibly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely realistic! It may seem improbable, but it's true! We will streamline the jargon-based standard industry term "visionary". If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will implement the ability of eyeballs to harness.