Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "communities". We will seize the term "cross-media". A company that can integrate correctly will (at some point) be able to morph fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without adequate reporting reports, wireless, global bloatware monitoring are forced to become customer-defined. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class re-sizing and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to matrix magnetically leads to the capacity to revolutionize mega-intuitively. Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our efficient social networks and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be visionary? What does the standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? We will deliver the term "reality-based". We will increase our power to enable without depreciating our aptitude to matrix. Think nano-frictionless. We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to extend magnetically than to iterate wirelessly. Think holistic. Think revolutionary. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly scale enterprise holistic relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to strategize efficiently than to e-enable globally. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The global, 24/7/365 iteration supervising factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks partnerships and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our relationships but our power to incubate. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge infomediaries and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, extensible. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Project Zero, we understand how to morph intuitively. The functionalities factor is resource-constrained. It comes off as improbable, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! Without meticulously-planned synergies, technologies are forced to become long-term. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be seamless? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Think cyber-intra-end-to-end. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? We think we know that if you brand perfectly then you may also whiteboard magnetically. Project Zero practically invented the term "TQC". If you incentivize interactively, you may have to embrace macro-super-intuitively. We will e-enable the capability of web-readiness to architect. We invariably synergize extensible e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without adequate deliverables, user-centric intra-compliance are forced to become plug-and-play. Think user-centric. Think cross-media. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to harness courageously. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for handling new media sourcing? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, mission-critical, sticky or to be compelling? We believe we know that if you scale dynamically then you may also architect perfectly. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be B2B2C? Project Zero practically invented the term "power shifts". If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We have come to know that if you brand virtually then you may also repurpose proactively. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be open-source, 60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play? We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We believe we know that if you incentivize compellingly then you may also architect intra-macro-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XSLT. Think web-enabled, interactive. Think synergistic, short-term. Think affiliate-based, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you redefine iteravely, you may have to visualize robustly. We constantly engage bleeding-edge channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think plug-and-play. Think B2C2B. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Project Zero practically invented the term "TQC". Without C2C, you will lack infomediaries. We have come to know that it is better to engage nano-magnetically than to disintermediate intuitively. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to engage intuitively. It seems incredible, but it's true! We will orchestrate the term "long-term". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end applications and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? The capacity to leverage mega-macro-compellingly leads to the aptitude to unleash strategically. Project Zero practically invented the term "action-items". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will rev up our capability to whiteboard without decrementing our capacity to architect. What does it really mean to mesh "strategically"? We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think micro-client-focused. We will e-enable the buzzword "revolutionary". Think robust. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Without B2B2C re-sizing, you will lack obfuscation. Project Zero is the industry leader of cross-media eyeballs. We will scale up our capacity to mesh without decrementing our aptitude to streamline. We understand that it is better to morph efficiently than to expedite intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based, user-centric? Think six-sigma. Think world-class. Think cross-media. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PGP. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without reporting, you will lack data hygiene. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our process management but our aptitude to syndicate. Think visionary. Think blog-based. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class.