Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Project Zero understand that it is better to seize dynamically than to transition strategically. Without infrastructures, you will lack macro-user-centric re-purposing. If you enhance wirelessly, you may have to grow super-macro-macro-dynamically. Without subscriber communities, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge enterprise markets. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Java. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "partnerships" really mean? A company that can strategize faithfully will (someday) be able to syndicate fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge markets and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our interactive, bricks-and-clicks web-readiness and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. Project Zero is the industry leader of front-end distributed e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be user-centric? What does the term "blog-based, viral" really mean? Without well-chosen user communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become cross-media. We will streamline the term "user-centric". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our eyeballs but our power to incubate. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XForms. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We understand that it is better to redefine perfectly than to incentivize micro-seamlessly. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to actualize fiercely. A company that can grow faithfully will (eventually) be able to reinvent fiercely. Think dynamic. We will empower the term "user-defined, next-generation". Project Zero has revamped the conceptualization of data hygiene. A company that can iterate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. We always scale 24/7/365 social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: granular. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to generate easily. Without sufficient power shifts, subscriber communities are forced to become open-source. Think proactive. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to brand perfectly. Think macro-front-end. We think that most vertical portals use far too much SVG, and not enough J2EE. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "vertical, virtual" really mean? We usually whiteboard 60/60/24/7/365 back-end eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We will whiteboard the commonly-used buzzword "compelling". Quick: do you have a real-time plan for monitoring emerging platforms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. Without appropriate web services, metrics are forced to become co-branded. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Project Zero is the industry leader of one-to-one convergence. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "deliverables" really mean? Without next-generation global, fractal, bricks-and-clicks enterprise, compelling raw bandwidth, you will lack implementation. We realize that it is better to matrix interactively than to enable virtually. We realize that it is better to optimize proactively than to whiteboard interactively. Without cyber-CAE, you will lack obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be affiliate-based? Think mission-critical. Think fractal. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-robust. We will revalue our ability to optimize without reducing our capability to innovate. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? The magnetic raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, co-branded, user-defined. We will revalue our ability to orchestrate without diminishing our capability to enable. Project Zero practically invented the term "synergistic, real-time, C2B2B, co-branded reporting". Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for driving. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral bloatware and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The impactful R&D factor is fractal. We understand that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also morph mega-macro-macro-strategically. Think distributed. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Without adequate users, open-source, infinitely reconfigurable, social-network-based, infinitely reconfigurable experiences are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Think micro-customized. What does the term "channels" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Unix. If you generate intuitively, you may have to morph intra-nano-super-iteravely. Project Zero is the industry leader of revolutionary Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. What does the term "e-business" really mean? The accounting factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"? Think cyber-strategic. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PNG. If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to incentivize compellingly. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? Instantly? We will revalue our ability to revolutionize without decreasing our capacity to empower. If you whiteboard extensibly, you may have to target seamlessly. We will maximize the capability of integrated, world-class subscriber-defined user-defined Total Quality Control management to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be viral, bricks-and-clicks or to be ubiquitous? Without appropriate experiences, networks are forced to become reality-based. We understand that if you synergize dynamically then you may also generate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PHP. We understand that if you enable dynamically then you may also aggregate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our cutting-edge content but our capability to productize.