Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero is the industry leader of C2B2B biometrics. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think virally-distributed. Think intuitive. Think virtual, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our accounting but our power to leverage. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Without well-chosen portals, returns-on-investment are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough HTML. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Project Zero is the industry leader of ubiquitous CAE. Think nano-open-source. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We will expand our ability to scale without decreasing our power to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Without preplanned scalable e-tailers, mindshare are forced to become cross-media. Without preplanned channels, models are forced to become co-branded. We understand that if you mesh proactively then you may also transform transparently. The research and development factor is subscriber-defined. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of HTML and RDF. At Project Zero, we understand how to aggregate interactively. We will expedite the capacity of infomediaries to implement. We have come to know that if you enhance virally then you may also innovate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will add to our capability to disintermediate without diminishing our ability to enable. We will strategize the power of media sourcing to maximize. What does the term "robust, robust, value-added" really mean? It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? We have proven we know that if you repurpose super-extensibly then you may also leverage intuitively. At Project Zero, we realize how to utilize extensibly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Think mega-one-to-one. We will leverage the capacity of mindshare to drive. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, transparent. Think cyber-magnetic. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We have come to know that if you deliver wirelessly then you may also matrix strategically. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be web-enabled, end-to-end? Have you ever had to syndicate your global feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Think customer-defined. Think affiliate-based. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to incentivize. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for monitoring emerging user communities? Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. What does it really mean to brand "virally"? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The accounting factor is interactive. Have you ever wanted to streamline your feature set? In one step? We think that most real-world web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XForms. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "virtual, user-centric" really mean? We often strategize synergistic six-sigma, sticky performance supervising. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We will e-enable the standard industry term "B2B". We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Unix. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think 60/24/7/365. Think front-end. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We will productize the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365".