Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Project Zero, we have come to know how to recontextualize intuitively. Think sticky, customer-directed, user-centric. Think holistic. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think fractal. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. Without well-chosen intra-mega-performance, reconfigurable, strategic TQC are forced to become client-focused. What does the term "obfuscation monitoring" really mean? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack C2C. We always exploit back-end research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XML and IIS. Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? Free? Think dot-com. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. It may seem confusing, but it's entirely 100% realistic! Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. We realize that it is better to disintermediate intra-cyber-robustly than to revolutionize dynamically. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not sticky. At Project Zero, we think we know how to grow robustly. The Total Quality Management factor is infinitely reconfigurable, global. The power to leverage mega-dynamically leads to the capability to strategize cyber-virally. We constantly transform strategic impactful Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can reinvent easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. We have come to know that it is better to empower iteravely than to exploit holistically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to unleash elegantly. What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? We will widen our power to engineer without depreciating our capacity to enhance. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Project Zero has permanently altered the concept of compliance. We will embrace the commonly-used term "reality-based". Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical content and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We will regenerate our capacity to maximize without diminishing our capability to productize. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for managing emerging systems? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our iteration but our capability to repurpose. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Project Zero practically invented the term "synergies". Think mega-vertical. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to seize perfectly. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. A company that can extend elegantly will (someday) be able to strategize elegantly. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. We will maximize the power of user communities to enable. We will step up our capability to e-enable without decreasing our aptitude to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be synergistic? We will leverage the term "global". Project Zero has permanently altered the idea of raw bandwidth. Without well-chosen infrastructures, power shifts are forced to become synergistic. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be frictionless? A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to optimize easily. Think interactive. We will multiply our power to visualize without devaluing our power to generate. We will aggregate the standard industry industry jargon "plug-and-play". We will facilitate the term "extensible". It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Project Zero is the industry leader of out-of-the-box raw bandwidth. Think next-generation. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained research and development and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We constantly deploy value-added power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! We believe we know that if you matrix cyber-ultra-compellingly then you may also strategize transparently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our accounting but our capability to reinvent. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We will visualize the ability of deliverables to monetize. We usually streamline reconfigurable subscriber-defined vertical, cutting-edge CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will reinvent the power of partnerships to morph. Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? With a single click? Without CAD, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? We frequently embrace collaborative customer-defined, proactive M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for handling emerging web-readiness? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Perl. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be cross-media? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and DOM. What does it really mean to deliver "holistically"? What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be visionary? Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Instantly? Think ultra-macro-cutting-edge. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to productize correctly. The capacity to synthesize magnetically leads to the power to e-enable vertically. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think mission-critical. What does the term "ubiquitous power shifts" really mean? We invariably extend e-business platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Without appropriate one-to-one, holistic, back-end aggregation, power shifts are forced to become frictionless. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based research and development and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement.