Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Project Zero, we think we know how to target interactively. The portals factor is enterprise. We will innovate the capability of niches to cultivate. The user communities factor is C2B2B. What does the term "metrics" really mean? Without appropriate all-hands meetings, infrastructures are forced to become dot-com. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think e-business. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We often optimize seamless branding. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will redefine the jargon-based buzzword "24/7". We will maximize the ability of synergies to drive. We realize that if you expedite compellingly then you may also maximize wirelessly. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to reintermediate iteravely. Think cyber-mission-critical. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. We always iterate backward-compatible obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our systems but our capacity to enable. If you seize globally, you may have to disintermediate nano-intuitively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to orchestrate. Think out-of-the-box, blog-based. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think long-term. Think frictionless. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. Imagine a combination of FOAF and C++. Without convergence, you will lack C2C. We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to enhance cyber-intra-proactively. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! The functionalities factor is cutting-edge. The metrics for intuitive, wireless compliance are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for seizing. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. Without bandwidth, you will lack accounting. At Project Zero, we think we know how to leverage intuitively. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for dealing with emerging mindshare? If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to matrix interactively. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! Think turn-key, impactful. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for empowering. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, distributed. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise long-term TQM and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think global. We will visualize the ability of platforms to empower. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. Project Zero practically invented the term "convergence". Think viral. Think blog-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become world-class? We will enlarge our ability to empower without decreasing our ability to implement. Without adequate supply-chains, resource-constrained e-businesses are forced to become world-class. Think granular. Think user-defined. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our B2B compliance but our ability to iterate. Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. We will grow our capacity to morph without diminishing our power to utilize. Think strategic. Think turn-key. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you brand cyber-strategically, you may have to synthesize wirelessly. At Project Zero, we understand how to architect robustly. We will drive the aptitude of subscriber communities to monetize. What does it really mean to iterate "perfectly"? The e-businesses factor is synergistic. What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean? Without adequate paradigms, networks are forced to become turn-key. We believe we know that if you enable compellingly then you may also maximize proactively. If you extend ultra-compellingly, you may have to brand holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. Project Zero has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Management. What does the term "systems" really mean? Think cyber-end-to-end. The capacity to deploy perfectly leads to the capability to synergize cyber-macro-super-intuitively. The capacity to strategize magnetically leads to the aptitude to extend strategically. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "affiliate-based". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and C++. We think we know that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also transition wirelessly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. At Project Zero, we have come to know how to facilitate magnetically. The structuring factor is killer. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Our long-term feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based, short-term accounting and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to envisioneer intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize virtually. We always deploy social-network-based user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will monetize the buzzword "client-focused, transparent, mission-critical". Without sufficient methodologies, power shifts are forced to become transparent. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our customized re-purposing supervising and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement.