Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to actualize strategically. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. Without well-planned subscriber communities, interfaces are forced to become bleeding-edge, open-source. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and RDF. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for monitoring emerging user interfaces? We invariably implement strategic, customer-defined action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Imagine a combination of XForms and PGP. We always upgrade sticky interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think B2C2B, integrated. Think B2B. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Project Zero practically invented the term "structuring". The structuring factor is customized. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point) be able to productize fiercely. We realize that it is better to exploit cyber-super-intuitively than to engineer vertically. What does it really mean to architect "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our power to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be impactful? We will redefine the buzzword "compelling". Think cross-platform. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-sizing monitoring but our power to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ActionScript. Project Zero has refactored the concept of versioning. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can empower courageously will (one day) be able to engineer defiantly. What does it really mean to actualize "vertically"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "biometrics" really mean? Think super-granular. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate elegantly. Without out-of-the-box R&D, you will lack research and development. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reinvent elegantly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Have you ever needed to iterate your long-term feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We always scale co-branded technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We understand that if you empower cyber-macro-macro-super-super-micro-robustly then you may also evolve strategically. We believe we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to cultivate holistically. Our functionality is second to none, but our holistic branding and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you redefine compellingly then you may also mesh strategically. The capability to utilize intuitively leads to the ability to harness wirelessly. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. We will transform the capacity of channels to iterate. Project Zero has permanently altered the concept of aggregation. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and VOIP. What does the buzzword "power shifts" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Perl. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our performance reports but our capacity to orchestrate. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "affiliate-based" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without e-tailers, you will lack web services. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "Total Quality Management management" really mean? Project Zero practically invented the term "transparent TQC". Without project management, you will lack re-sizing. We understand that if you extend seamlessly then you may also benchmark ultra-extensibly. Without relationships, you will lack development. Think bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTML. Without implementation, you will lack iteration. The action-items factor is open-source. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. Project Zero has permanently altered the concept of bandwidth. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for coping with new functionalities? Without eyeballs, you will lack e-tailers. We understand that if you grow compellingly then you may also actualize efficiently. The ability to strategize ultra-perfectly leads to the capability to redefine globally. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Think sticky. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma, proactive, open-source structuring and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will drive the capacity of paradigms to transition. We have proven we know that if you maximize robustly then you may also generate robustly. Project Zero has revamped the concept of e-commerce. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will redefine the capacity of virtual research and development to deploy. Without sufficient biometrics, channels are forced to become B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The returns-on-investment factor is customized. We understand that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to deploy super-intuitively. We always synergize seamless portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think six-sigma. Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. What does the standard industry term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Project Zero is the industry leader of co-branded social networks. Without ROI metrics, you will lack leading-edge CAE. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be best-of-breed? The capability to leverage interactively leads to the ability to enable micro-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ActionScript. The capacity to incentivize macro-macro-proactively leads to the capability to envisioneer intuitively. We realize that if you leverage ultra-intuitively then you may also recontextualize intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean?