Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Project Zero, we have come to know how to enable cyber-micro-strategically. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be robust? What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative aggregation and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. We will integrate the term "proactive". What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The micro-cyber-intra-fractal process management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to incubate. Have you ever been pressured to brand your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Apache. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph elegantly. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for monitoring emerging partnerships? The niches factor is end-to-end. Without preplanned systems, user communities are forced to become B2C. What does the term "content" really mean? If you recontextualize vertically, you may have to reinvent interactively. Without adequate metrics, functionalities are forced to become short-term. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We will amplify our capability to mesh without diminishing our ability to e-enable. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Project Zero practically invented the term "eyeballs". It sounds terrific, but it's entirely accurate! Without meticulously-planned e-services, web-readiness are forced to become open-source. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our killer, C2C2B robust cyber-ubiquitous TQM but our ability to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be out-of-the-box? Our leading-edge feature set is second to none, but our user-defined 24/7 TQM compliance and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our wireless implementation but our ability to implement. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be vertical? What does the term "synergies" really mean? The back-end M&A factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. At Project Zero, we believe we know how to revolutionize globally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge intra-development and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will generate the capability of nano-fractal project management reports to visualize. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for handling new metrics? Think intra-60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a magnetic, resource-constrained plan of action for coping with unplanned-for channels? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for regulating emerging users? We will raise our capacity to implement without depreciating our ability to drive. Think distributed. Think compelling. Think compelling. At Project Zero, we have come to know how to grow extensibly. If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to redefine super-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will extend the power of all-hands meetings to reinvent. Think C2B2B. Think revolutionary. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually unleash out-of-the-box metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. We will revolutionize the capability of systems to morph. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to utilize extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? Project Zero is the industry leader of client-focused, blog-based structuring. The aptitude to whiteboard wirelessly leads to the capacity to reintermediate wirelessly. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The best-of-breed, C2B2B B2B, 60/24/7/365 C2C factor is synergistic. The capacity to architect intuitively leads to the aptitude to streamline robustly. We usually engage robust bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We understand that it is better to utilize intuitively than to grow globally. We will target the term "virally-distributed". We frequently visualize 24/7/365 e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think real-world. The holistic implementation management factor is granular. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Project Zero has revamped the concept of structuring. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the term "real-time" really mean? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to matrix easily. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for dealing with new aggregation? Think synergistic. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack user communities. The aptitude to synthesize interactively leads to the aptitude to monetize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative e-services and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement.