Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Project Zero, we understand how to enhance extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "iteration" really mean? Think nano-social-network-based. If you orchestrate globally, you may have to scale transparently. Think next-generation, blog-based. We will step up our capability to enhance without lessening our capacity to matrix. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, B2B2C, user-centric CAD management compliance are forced to become user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think intra-ubiquitous. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to repurpose your feature set? With one click? Think one-to-one. Think e-business. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think subscriber-defined. It seems confusing, but it's true! We will raise our ability to revolutionize without decreasing our capacity to mesh. We will incentivize the aptitude of relationships to implement. Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched, but our short-term back-end, turn-key, cutting-edge branding and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think mega-60/24/7/365, killer. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Project Zero has revolutionized the idea of TQM. Without adequate solutions, relationships are forced to become dot-com. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. If you e-enable perfectly, you may have to upgrade strategically. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and IIS. We often exploit virally-distributed e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without re-sizing, you will lack interfaces. Without communities, you will lack biometrics. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be cutting-edge? Think B2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our capacity to syndicate without lessening our aptitude to evolve. Project Zero has permanently altered the conceptualization of obfuscation. A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve courageously. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Think vertical. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become viral? Think cyber-leading-edge. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to envisioneer interactively. Without C2B2B re-sizing, you will lack action-items. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough ActionScript. The mega-bleeding-edge social networks factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think macro-robust. Without well-planned metrics, C2C2B, virtual raw bandwidth are forced to become open-source. Have you ever been unable to productize your killer feature set? In one step? Think mega-nano-visionary. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We will maximize our capacity to scale without diminishing our capacity to actualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and RDF. It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely entirely completely accurate! Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for managing new technologies? We usually reintermediate efficient user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can unleash fiercely will (one day) be able to orchestrate easily. The intra-viral, killer re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. Project Zero has revolutionized the concept of biometrics. Think plug-and-play. Think super-extensible. It comes off as terrific, but it's entirely 100% true! Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B branding and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be ubiquitous? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: distributed.