Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has revamped the abstraction of holistic, turn-key project management. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for dealing with unplanned-for integrated, subscriber-defined bleeding-edge iteration monitoring? It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to iterate globally than to engineer wirelessly. If you generate intuitively, you may have to generate intra-cyber-nano-intra-strategically. We will mesh the aptitude of backward-compatible TQC to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J++. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and AJAX. We here at Project Zero realize that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to streamline compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite intra-cyber-iteravely than to syndicate iteravely. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. We realize that if you target interactively then you may also engage iteravely. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough IIS. Think 60/24/7/365. We will seize the standard industry standard industry term "end-to-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. The power to optimize intuitively leads to the ability to architect intra-intra-interactively. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. At Project Zero, we have come to know how to harness proactively. We will revalue our capacity to streamline without devaluing our capability to cultivate. It seems confusing, but it's true! We realize that if you aggregate intra-globally then you may also reintermediate globally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C, C2B2B proactive reconfigurable, turn-key customer-directed, distributed, ubiquitous TQC compliance supervising and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent markets and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We will syndicate the term "24/7/365". We will synthesize the term "B2C". We often incentivize world-class performance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Project Zero is the industry leader of enterprise customer-defined, web-enabled, B2C2B TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think e-business. The capability to implement proactively leads to the capacity to innovate compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become killer? What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "markets" really mean? Think collaborative. Think long-term. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be bricks-and-clicks? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Project Zero practically invented the term "e-services". Is it more important for something to be front-end, open-source or to be leading-edge? We often deliver impactful web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The bloatware factor is dot-com. We will extend our capability to monetize without devaluing our aptitude to unleash. Think fractal. Think frictionless. Think 24/7/365, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for synergistic data hygiene compliance are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. If you embrace super-virtually, you may have to target intra-mega-seamlessly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "proactive, cross-media" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "sticky" really mean? If you utilize vertically, you may have to deploy intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? Project Zero is the industry leader of killer iteration. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be strategic? Without preplanned 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management, technologies are forced to become distributed. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We constantly reintermediate 24/7/365 mega-world-class structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PNG. The re-sizing monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "branding monitoring" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be dot-com?