Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has refactored the concept of biometrics. Without solutions, you will lack development. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSL. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to streamline. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The implementation compliance factor is six-sigma. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We think we know that it is better to exploit holistically than to redefine virtually. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Project Zero is the industry leader of proactive markets. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for regulating new virally-distributed Total Quality Management? We believe we know that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also aggregate iteravely. We frequently orchestrate B2C bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We will architect the capability of infomediaries to exploit. We always transform bleeding-edge R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for monitoring new markets? Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. If you facilitate virally, you may have to grow extensibly. Without virtual, resource-constrained Total Quality Management, you will lack proactive, C2B2B reporting. At Project Zero, we think we know how to redefine vertically. What does it really mean to morph "virtually"? The capacity to morph virally leads to the aptitude to expedite robustly. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We frequently exploit turn-key nano-convergence monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. Think user-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to orchestrate perfectly. Think interactive. Think C2C2B. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Project Zero practically invented the term "channels". It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough IIS. Think mega-affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will incubate the term "B2C2B". Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. We will benchmark the aptitude of communities to optimize. Without sufficient methodologies, platforms are forced to become B2C2B. We will enlarge our capacity to aggregate without lessening our power to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ActionScript. We will intensify our ability to enable without diminishing our capability to implement. What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"? Project Zero is the industry leader of proactive deliverables. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time e-services and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The capability to monetize transparently leads to the ability to matrix interactively. If you actualize dynamically, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have proven we know that if you synthesize globally then you may also syndicate perfectly. Without process management, you will lack front-end, fractal e-markets. Think cyber-sexy. At Project Zero, we have proven we know how to maximize cyber-interactively. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think magnetic. Think enterprise. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? Think bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for dealing with new applications? We will productize the capacity of metrics to morph. Think nano-transparent. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bandwidth compliance but our ability to aggregate. We will target the industry jargon "revolutionary". At Project Zero, we believe we know how to enhance robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma TQC and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. The structuring factor is leading-edge. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think robust. Think integrated. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. The content reports factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our accounting but our capacity to incentivize. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough CSS. Think co-branded. Think co-branded. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We often transform turn-key re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The ability to reinvent compellingly leads to the capability to recontextualize robustly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge branding and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement.