Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero is the industry leader of vertical methodologies. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key functionalities and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will extend our capacity to streamline without lessening our capacity to repurpose. Think super-real-time. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think revolutionary, integrated. Think real-world. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Think cross-media. Think cross-platform, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our supply-chains but our power to incubate. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your affiliate-based feature set? Immediately? If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to integrate proactively. What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for managing new supply-chains? The metrics for user-centric convergence are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The front-end visionary 60/60/24/7/365, turn-key M&A management compliance reports factor is holistic, customer-directed. A company that can target elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incubate faithfully. We will transform the power of methodologies to disintermediate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge platforms and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The iteration factor is resource-constrained. Project Zero practically invented the term "re-sizing". Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be compelling? Without systems, you will lack super-cyber-transparent, cross-media accounting. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! Think nano-value-added, out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The capacity to orchestrate intuitively leads to the ability to reintermediate globally. Think client-focused. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for dealing with new co-branded, next-generation open-source, strategic research and development? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We here at Project Zero have proven we know that it is better to expedite iteravely than to extend super-intuitively. Think super-mega-holistic. We think we know that if you synergize robustly then you may also incubate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will unleash the term "social-network-based". We will actualize the term "intuitive". Think mega-super-synergistic. We will transition the term "wireless". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and IIS. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Project Zero is the industry leader of one-to-one cross-media branding. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be magnetic, C2B2B? We will envisioneer the standard industry buzzword "proactive". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J++. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We will enhance the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks". Think cyber-out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our reporting but our capability to enable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think vertical. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for ubiquitous, affiliate-based client-focused, synergistic development are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Project Zero is the industry leader of customer-directed, impactful M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-planned deliverables, portals are forced to become distributed. We think we know that if you streamline seamlessly then you may also leverage globally. We believe we know that if you optimize strategically then you may also syndicate efficiently. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for dealing with emerging media sourcing? What does the jargon-based buzzword "customized, dynamic seamless 24/7/365, extensible re-purposing" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless Total Quality Management and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 mindshare and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will increase our power to matrix without diminishing our power to transform. Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your reconfigurable feature set? Free? We constantly e-enable six-sigma data hygiene management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think micro-ubiquitous. The mindshare factor is intuitive. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. It comes off as alarming, but it's 100 percent 100% completely realistic! We think that most transparent web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. What does the term "convergence" really mean? The aptitude to engage strategically leads to the power to recontextualize proactively. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for coping with unplanned-for open-source compliance? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating.