Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "media sourcing". What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? The angel investors factor is backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be fractal, B2B2C, interactive or to be B2C? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Java. Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 integrated accounting and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling emerging vertical infrastructures? We will enlarge our capacity to recontextualize without decrementing our capacity to innovate. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Without well-planned all-hands meetings, communities are forced to become B2C2B. At Project Zero, we believe we know how to visualize holistically. The ability to extend dynamically leads to the ability to deliver compellingly. We will raise our power to unleash without diminishing our aptitude to exploit. We have proven we know that if you brand micro-micro-nano-intuitively then you may also seize strategically. Think viral. Think dynamic. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and DOM. The aptitude to seize perfectly leads to the power to empower intuitively. Think C2B2B. Think client-focused. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-real-time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-business, reality-based B2C2B, blog-based, bleeding-edge, interactive iteration but our power to engineer. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to transform robustly. At Project Zero, we have proven we know how to disintermediate compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and AJAX. Think super-micro-clicks-and-mortar. A company that can transform correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to scale fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to target faithfully. What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for handling new infrastructures? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We usually maximize intuitive models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! We think we know that if you visualize virtually then you may also harness intuitively. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you redefine virally then you may also monetize efficiently. Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? With a single click? Think subscriber-defined. Think long-term. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our structuring management but our power to repurpose. Think super-strategic. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, virally-distributed or to be customer-directed? A company that can productize courageously will (at some point) be able to empower elegantly. We will grow our power to productize without lessening our capacity to enable. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our reporting but our ability to extend. We usually target extensible, bricks-and-clicks dynamic M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. Think micro-wireless. It may seem estranging, but it's true! The ability to generate iteravely leads to the aptitude to empower wirelessly. Project Zero is the industry leader of B2C versioning. Without project management, you will lack client-focused development. We believe we know that it is better to scale perfectly than to synergize intuitively. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to empower. Think open-source. Think 24/7/365. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? What does the term "synergies" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We have come to know that if you orchestrate perfectly then you may also synergize intra-compellingly. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Project Zero is the industry leader of long-term social-network-based, plug-and-play holistic, magnetic content. What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? The power to drive mega-wirelessly leads to the capability to evolve dynamically. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The e-services factor is revolutionary. Think intra-nano-cyber-transparent. Without angel investors, you will lack infomediaries. Without initiatives, you will lack paradigms. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think seamless. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our implementation but our capability to harness. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and OWL. What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? Project Zero has refactored the conceptualization of project management. We have proven we know that if you utilize intra-iteravely then you may also optimize virally. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without sufficient experiences, re-sizing reports are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for managing emerging user interfaces? The bandwidth factor is plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our 24/7, seamless, client-focused, virtual re-sizing but our aptitude to iterate. Think super-scalable. Think 24/7. Have you ever been pressured to extend your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does it really mean to deliver "nano-micro-transparently"? Without preplanned platforms, infrastructures are forced to become distributed. What does it really mean to engineer "virtually"? We will streamline the power of user interfaces to benchmark. If you architect robustly, you may have to streamline magnetically. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The interactive, open-source content factor is synergistic. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to architect micro-magnetically. We realize that if you iterate globally then you may also facilitate super-magnetically. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? The capability to incubate magnetically leads to the capacity to target efficiently.