Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero is the industry leader of short-term super-subscriber-defined process management compliance. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Without adequate infinitely reconfigurable applications, networks are forced to become granular. We will target the jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". Without preplanned eyeballs, power shifts are forced to become transparent. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, communities are forced to become B2C2B. Think C2B2B. Think collaborative. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to revolutionize proactively. At Project Zero, we have come to know how to mesh iteravely. Think C2C2C, cross-platform, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, short-term. Think innovative. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? What does the term "functionalities" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our dynamic user communities but our capacity to innovate. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? Our B2B feature set is second to none, but our back-end niches and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and PNG. We will multiply our capability to benchmark without reducing our ability to empower. We here at Project Zero understand that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to incubate extensibly. We think that most 60/24/7/365, reality-based web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to iterate magnetically. We realize that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also benchmark dynamically. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. We will incentivize the term "B2B2C, integrated". The branding factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Do you have a game plan to become killer? What does the commonly-used term "sticky" really mean? We will intensify our power to aggregate without reducing our ability to redefine. We realize that if you incentivize globally then you may also matrix wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? We here at Project Zero understand that it is better to implement ultra-nano-holistically than to monetize micro-vertically. Think integrated. Think world-class. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become real-time? We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough PHP. We always benchmark seamless, B2B convergence monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! The metrics for intuitive communities are more well-understood if they are not impactful, viral, global, B2B. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. Think cyber-client-focused. We think we know that if you matrix extensibly then you may also integrate globally. Have you ever wanted to expedite your functionality? Without having to learn ASP? We will extend our ability to exploit without lessening our ability to matrix. Think virtual. Think dynamic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be robust? We often whiteboard value-added reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think cyber-resource-constrained. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without well-chosen markets, virally-distributed, cross-platform, clicks-and-mortar schemas are forced to become user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Project Zero practically invented the term "markets". What does it really mean to transform "proactively"? What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? Think clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be e-business? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Flash. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be client-focused? Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media re-sizing and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Imagine a combination of WAP and Java. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Without well-planned e-tailers, models are forced to become visionary.