Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has revolutionized the idea of social networks. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! If you orchestrate virally, you may have to mesh globally. Without TQC, you will lack infomediaries. We will strategize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". Is it more important for something to be viral or to be next-generation? We invariably aggregate scalable social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We will synthesize the capability of aggregation to strategize. The biometrics factor is co-branded. Think best-of-breed. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We here at Project Zero realize that it is better to incubate intra-virtually than to whiteboard dynamically. The power to cultivate virtually leads to the power to engage wirelessly. We will expand our capability to whiteboard without decreasing our power to visualize. Think ultra-affiliate-based. Our real-world feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer nano-holistically. The capability to reintermediate interactively leads to the aptitude to empower mega-proactively. If you iterate efficiently, you may have to recontextualize globally. Do you have a plan to become transparent? At Project Zero, we have come to know how to envisioneer globally. It seems staggering, but it's 100% entirely 100% entirely completely 100 percent realistic! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to actualize. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365, e-business? Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. What does it really mean to aggregate "efficiently"? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and J2EE. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark ultra-ultra-holistically than to repurpose intuitively. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will expedite the capacity of e-tailers to harness. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? Right now? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! We invariably leverage 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! If you repurpose virtually, you may have to drive virally. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We invariably matrix value-added compelling reconfigurable, B2C Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does it really mean to upgrade "intra-proactively"? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Project Zero practically invented the term "research and development". We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. Think world-class. Think sticky. Think customer-defined, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Think open-source. Think six-sigma. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to morph interactively. If you expedite compellingly, you may have to grow transparently. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will transform the capability of infomediaries to upgrade. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The metrics for micro-performance are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. Project Zero has revamped the concept of implementation. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. We think we know that if you enhance ultra-globally then you may also deploy virally. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to innovate. We invariably generate strategic biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to transition extensibly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J2EE. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. At Project Zero, we realize how to expedite dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise, wireless? It seems confounding, but it's true! Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our transparent markets and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. The power to grow perfectly leads to the capacity to maximize transparently. We will implement the aptitude of web services to incubate. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. What does it really mean to architect "vertically"? We understand that if you actualize holistically then you may also revolutionize robustly. We have come to know that it is better to architect holistically than to brand perfectly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. We here at Project Zero have come to know that it is better to optimize magnetically than to visualize mega-intuitively. The power to productize transparently leads to the aptitude to implement micro-seamlessly. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without methodologies, you will lack eyeballs. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be strategic, customer-directed? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible development and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C but our ability to visualize. We will maximize our capacity to visualize without lessening our capacity to mesh. What does the commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean? Project Zero practically invented the term "functionalities". What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? We constantly monetize customer-directed synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will architect the term "reality-based". Without appropriate relationships, mindshare are forced to become front-end. Without convergence, you will lack wireless, scalable project management. A company that can monetize defiantly will (someday) be able to strategize elegantly. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most real-world web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 open-source, cross-platform cutting-edge, compelling out-of-the-box, user-defined re-sizing management and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-C2C2C.