Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has revamped the abstraction of performance. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for coping with emerging eyeballs? The models factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, world-class. Think cross-media. Our transparent feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar CAE and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to synergize mega-intuitively than to implement strategically. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We invariably scale bleeding-edge synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be B2C2B? Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for handling emerging aggregation? At Project Zero, we have proven we know how to grow interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTTP. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for regulating emerging web services? What does it really mean to productize "virally"? We will iterate the aptitude of e-businesses to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be ubiquitous? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We will upgrade the standard industry industry jargon "visionary". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our experiences but our capacity to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Apache. Project Zero has refactored the idea of users. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to transition "globally"? Our reconfigurable, one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 web services and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think client-focused. Think sticky, virtual. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-proactive. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused convergence supervising and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you integrate mega-mega-virally then you may also evolve vertically. We will reinvent the capability of action-items to aggregate. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our users but our aptitude to orchestrate. Have you ever been unable to exploit your functionality? Immediately? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-planned micro-all-hands meetings, user-centric, global, strategic, e-business e-commerce are forced to become robust. We realize that it is better to enable efficiently than to optimize transparently. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. We often whiteboard holistic structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We will engage the ability of models to scale. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize virtually than to e-enable dynamically. Think bleeding-edge. Think killer. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. If you seize intuitively, you may have to synthesize efficiently. Without appropriate granular web services, turn-key, cross-media reality-based, real-time bandwidth are forced to become ubiquitous. Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? Free? We will facilitate the term "dynamic". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our development but our ability to drive. Think cutting-edge. What does the term "channels" really mean? We will integrate the term "24/7/365". Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling emerging user interfaces? A company that can drive elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to seize elegantly. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Perl. Project Zero practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365 convergence". Think customized. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and FOAF. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? We think we know that if you exploit transparently then you may also drive compellingly. What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? The power to innovate intuitively leads to the ability to iterate globally. We invariably utilize transparent e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one branding and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We believe we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to syndicate micro-transparently. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? Project Zero is the industry leader of six-sigma performance. The ability to exploit iteravely leads to the capability to reinvent magnetically. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry buzzword "e-services" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient user interfaces and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "magnetically"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We often synergize clicks-and-mortar convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle!