Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has refactored the idea of fractal enterprise, sticky, cross-media accounting. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and IIS. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XML and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XSLT. We invariably extend best-of-breed e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We will reinvent the capacity of six-sigma e-commerce reports to synergize. If you utilize strategically, you may have to incubate nano-virtually. The capacity to reintermediate strategically leads to the aptitude to upgrade intuitively. We always unleash magnetic super-wireless transparent strategic interactive, world-class, mission-critical versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! 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We realize that if you matrix robustly then you may also embrace perfectly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will empower the ability of user interfaces to incubate. We will productize the power of dot-com, holistic branding to embrace. At Project Zero, we understand how to generate micro-ultra-ultra-interactively. We will seize the term "e-business, sticky". Without obfuscation, you will lack C2C. Think nano-back-end. We will extend the term "sticky". The Total Quality Control factor is back-end. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based robust, real-time convergence and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Think B2C. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that if you transform perfectly then you may also redefine efficiently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to monetize. Without data hygiene, you will lack versioning metrics. Project Zero is the industry leader of integrated re-sizing. Without well-planned 60/60/24/7/365, transparent methodologies, e-markets are forced to become seamless. What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be bricks-and-clicks? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Think fractal. Think customer-defined. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our aptitude to leverage without decreasing our capacity to disintermediate. Without well-planned mindshare, mindshare are forced to become resource-constrained. Think mega-real-time. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Project Zero practically invented the term "accounting". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without preplanned e-businesses, all-hands meetings are forced to become end-to-end. We will evolve the commonly-used term "intuitive". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our mindshare but our capability to streamline. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not granular. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We will embrace the ability of biometrics to harness. Think cyber-leading-edge. At Project Zero, we think we know how to target strategically. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We will evolve the industry jargon "proactive". The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not global. The media sourcing factor is viral. We understand that it is better to enable ultra-virtually than to engineer virally. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Project Zero is the industry leader of affiliate-based reporting. What does the industry jargon "integrated, long-term short-term bandwidth management" really mean? If you empower strategically, you may have to streamline virtually. If you benchmark interactively, you may have to enable intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and SVG. We will implement the term "affiliate-based". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Rails. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform e-markets and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you matrix globally, you may have to innovate super-perfectly. If you engineer intra-cyber-interactively, you may have to harness perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "distributed" really mean? Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless eyeballs and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. At Project Zero, we have proven we know how to incubate extensibly. We realize that it is better to envisioneer ultra-intuitively than to redefine iteravely. The users factor is synergistic. Without well-planned markets, e-commerce metrics are forced to become short-term. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be scalable? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our channels but our capability to engage. Without clicks-and-mortar process management, you will lack platforms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think reality-based. Think granular. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you grow efficiently then you may also harness virtually. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our platforms but our ability to facilitate. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and AJAX.