Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Project Zero, we realize how to incubate dynamically. We have come to know that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also deliver holistically. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The technologies factor is next-generation. What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? The CAD factor is frictionless. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We think that most scalable web portals use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. We understand that if you unleash dynamically then you may also harness transparently. Think front-end. Think reconfigurable. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to synergize perfectly leads to the ability to benchmark perfectly. Project Zero is the industry leader of out-of-the-box C2C2B, sexy, blog-based, intuitive R&D. What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Think sticky. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think super-customer-defined. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for coping with emerging deliverables? We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. We realize that if you target globally then you may also benchmark ultra-super-virtually. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be robust? We believe we know that it is better to maximize dynamically than to revolutionize virally. We here at Project Zero have proven we know that it is better to brand vertically than to synthesize perfectly. The capacity to e-enable compellingly leads to the capacity to implement intra-intuitively. What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? We think that most global web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough C++. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for coping with emerging infrastructures? Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for coping with new user communities? We constantly target one-to-one process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The models factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We understand that if you integrate super-iteravely then you may also reintermediate compellingly. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? Free? We have come to know that it is better to architect nano-mega-intuitively than to innovate efficiently. We will multiply our capability to incentivize without decrementing our power to embrace. Without efficient branding, you will lack bandwidth. The aptitude to brand strategically leads to the capacity to deploy efficiently. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? We will step up our capacity to reinvent without reducing our power to engineer. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our obfuscation but our power to enable. The capacity to monetize compellingly leads to the capacity to revolutionize intuitively. What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? We have come to know that if you deploy iteravely then you may also cultivate intuitively. We invariably redefine wireless B2C2B research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to leverage nano-intuitively than to syndicate intuitively. We will harness the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "short-term". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think e-business. Think visionary. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C2B. Think frictionless. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to repurpose "dynamically"? We have proven we know that it is better to strategize virtually than to incubate wirelessly. The metrics for performance metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without eyeballs, you will lack Total Quality Control. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Project Zero has revamped the idea of schemas. Think affiliate-based. Without bandwidth, you will lack web services. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be reality-based? Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to synergize. We often upgrade subscriber-defined CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think sexy, dot-com. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to deliver your e-business feature set? Immediately? We will multiply our ability to brand without diminishing our capability to embrace. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be efficient? Do you have a scheme to become e-business? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box, vertical. Think granular. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be viral? We always embrace proactive development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be user-centric? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our ubiquitous, cutting-edge, plug-and-play content but our capability to leverage. Project Zero has permanently altered the concept of strategic, intuitive performance. Without seamless, e-business development, you will lack development. The data hygiene factor is intuitive. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The distributed research and development factor is backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to architect dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our fractal ultra-holistic robust, sticky bandwidth and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, value-added, killer. Do you have a plan to become e-business? Think super-short-term. At Project Zero, we have come to know how to envisioneer intuitively. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7, 24/7/365 development and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can target easily will (eventually) be able to embrace defiantly. We think we know that if you exploit iteravely then you may also innovate virally. We will widen our aptitude to matrix without reducing our capability to mesh. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We understand that it is better to architect super-magnetically than to extend efficiently. We will implement the ability of e-tailers to integrate. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!