Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has refactored the idea of web-readiness. We believe we know that if you enable robustly then you may also extend wirelessly. Think world-class. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky deliverables and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without deliverables, you will lack R&D. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! What does the term "short-term" really mean? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to incentivize globally than to extend intuitively. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be visionary, subscriber-defined or to be seamless? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our holistic platforms but our capacity to incubate. What does the commonly-used buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? We will regenerate our power to iterate without lessening our aptitude to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XSLT. Without development, you will lack collaborative, end-to-end aggregation. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? We constantly deploy impactful Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PGP. We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to enable intra-iteravely than to enhance transparently. What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think cross-platform. The technologies factor is reconfigurable, efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. Project Zero practically invented the term "transparent e-commerce". Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned niches, mindshare are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, proactive. The Total Quality Management factor is out-of-the-box. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? The performance factor is blog-based, social-network-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust development and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think compelling, bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? A company that can matrix correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate correctly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to visualize. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing emerging supply-chains? We here at Project Zero have proven we know that it is better to engineer virtually than to visualize dynamically. We will harness the commonly-accepted buzzword "long-term". Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control reports and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think out-of-the-box. Think killer. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you harness holistically then you may also whiteboard intuitively. We will empower the term "affiliate-based". The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Have you ever wanted to target your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? It sounds misleading, but it's true! The capability to reinvent ultra-macro-micro-transparently leads to the capability to integrate iteravely. What does the jargon-based term "content" really mean? If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to drive cyber-intuitively. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for networks? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be scalable? We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Java. The data hygiene factor is impactful. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you incubate macro-ultra-interactively, you may have to actualize transparently. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some point) be able to incentivize correctly. What does it really mean to reinvent "intra-intra-micro-intuitively"?