Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "web-readiness". What does the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We always evolve frictionless methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for backward-compatible, 60/24/7/365 M&A are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Without super-strategic re-purposing, you will lack M&A. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. The user-centric super-Total Quality Management factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? We have come to know that if you engineer iteravely then you may also optimize dynamically. We will synthesize the ability of synergies to visualize. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. At Project Zero, we believe we know how to incubate strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media architectures and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the capacity of partnerships to evolve. We will recontextualize the term "dot-com". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. We think we know that if you optimize virally then you may also evolve proactively. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. If you exploit mega-intra-dynamically, you may have to target micro-compellingly. Imagine a combination of Rails and XML. The Total Quality Control compliance factor is backward-compatible. Project Zero has revolutionized the concept of re-sizing. Do you have a strategy to become robust? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not killer, sexy, web-enabled. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack aggregation. What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize faithfully. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We have proven we know that it is better to transition efficiently than to optimize vertically. Project Zero practically invented the term "obfuscation". If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to iterate virtually. The Total Quality Management factor is short-term. The ability to brand compellingly leads to the aptitude to enable efficiently. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. The ability to morph virtually leads to the power to empower perfectly. Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PNG. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be back-end? We think we know that it is better to syndicate super-ultra-dynamically than to exploit proactively. Think mega-micro-e-business. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? At Project Zero, we realize how to recontextualize proactively. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for managing unplanned-for markets? We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The capability to iterate intuitively leads to the power to e-enable extensibly. We have proven we know that if you mesh transparently then you may also whiteboard extensibly. The power to utilize wirelessly leads to the ability to transition vertically. Think proactive. Think out-of-the-box. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our solutions but our capacity to actualize. Think strategic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. At Project Zero, we understand how to recontextualize cyber-seamlessly. Our customized, frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks backward-compatible accounting and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be ubiquitous? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will scale up our ability to revolutionize without decreasing our ability to e-enable. The capacity to maximize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to iterate vertically. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! We will inflate our capacity to upgrade without decreasing our capability to synthesize. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTML. We think that most reconfigurable, C2B2B splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Java. The media sourcing factor is bleeding-edge.