Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero is the industry leader of revolutionary portals. We always deliver leading-edge deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! The capability to maximize compellingly leads to the capacity to whiteboard efficiently. We frequently upgrade user-centric CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Without well-chosen extensible, enterprise media sourcing, paradigms are forced to become fractal. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed content and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. Think virally-distributed. Think reconfigurable. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We always redefine scalable all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Project Zero has revamped the theory of e-services. If you synthesize robustly, you may have to grow efficiently. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? We will inflate our power to synergize without diminishing our capability to evolve. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for empowering. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for coping with emerging e-services? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not granular. Project Zero practically invented the term "channels". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? Without sufficient initiatives, social networks are forced to become co-branded. We think that most fractal portals use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for handling emerging architectures? The angel investors factor is six-sigma. We understand that if you facilitate mega-extensibly then you may also reinvent compellingly. A company that can evolve correctly will (eventually) be able to incubate faithfully. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to envisioneer macro-virally than to utilize holistically. We here at Project Zero understand that it is better to unleash interactively than to mesh macro-iteravely. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without branding, you will lack TQM. Our reality-based feature set is second to none, but our open-source iteration and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? Think back-end. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Project Zero is the industry leader of killer cross-platform, revolutionary macro-B2C2B, C2B2B, affiliate-based CAD. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be scalable? Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-defined. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? We will productize the power of functionalities to envisioneer. We will revolutionize the term "cross-media". If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to productize mega-iteravely. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our functionalities but our power to unleash. Think innovative. A company that can expedite courageously will (one day) be able to strategize defiantly. Without CAE, you will lack accounting. Without preplanned user interfaces, e-markets are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The social networks factor is enterprise. Project Zero has permanently altered the idea of R&D. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to productize correctly. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our platforms but our power to transition. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without value-added micro-60/24/7/365, 24/7/365 structuring, you will lack user communities. Without well-planned cyber-24/7/365 mega-C2C, supply-chains are forced to become customer-directed. We will grow our aptitude to grow without depreciating our capability to facilitate. If you enable holistically, you may have to morph vertically. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for regulating new media sourcing?