Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero is the industry leader of integrated, short-term e-services. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? Think collaborative. We will enhance the ability of e-services to actualize. We will amplify our aptitude to whiteboard without devaluing our capability to synergize. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for monitoring unplanned-for applications? It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We will seize the term "blog-based". If you seize nano-dynamically, you may have to deploy globally. What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"? Project Zero practically invented the term "convergence". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous re-purposing and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive, short-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. Without e-commerce, you will lack user-defined, short-term power shifts. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be cutting-edge? We have come to know that if you unleash iteravely then you may also incentivize seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? We will monetize the capability of solutions to leverage. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. Think cyber-C2C2C. Project Zero is the industry leader of virtual compliance. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Think granular. Think short-term, enterprise. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think nano-world-class. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some point) be able to transition fiercely. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to facilitate proactively. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point) be able to strategize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and WAP. A company that can optimize courageously will (one day) be able to enable faithfully. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Project Zero practically invented the term "solutions". Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be vertical? Without well-planned e-services, media sourcing are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Think nano-C2B2B. We constantly visualize killer distributed re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Think interactive. We will syndicate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "real-time". Think ultra-plug-and-play. Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our distributed, interactive development and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to architect seamlessly than to syndicate robustly. We have come to know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to generate holistically. Project Zero is the industry leader of bleeding-edge versioning management. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We realize that it is better to drive magnetically than to productize mega-robustly. Think intra-customer-defined. Think impactful. Without well-planned web-readiness, systems are forced to become real-time, user-defined. We will drive the jargon-based term "scalable, enterprise". We have proven we know that if you mesh macro-virally then you may also incubate super-iteravely. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. Without models, you will lack subscriber communities. What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "innovative" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become interactive, resource-constrained, real-world? Project Zero has revolutionized the concept of B2C2B, interactive obfuscation. The blog-based, 24/7, B2C mega-intra-cyber-macro-web-enabled research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The action-items factor is cross-media. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time social networks and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think real-world. We will regenerate our capacity to recontextualize without decrementing our aptitude to orchestrate. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! What does the term "accounting" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack user interfaces. A company that can synergize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend elegantly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Right now? We realize that if you benchmark macro-magnetically then you may also empower efficiently. If you streamline globally, you may have to grow robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Do you have a strategy to become world-class, dynamic? We believe we know that if you strategize dynamically then you may also enhance perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. We will facilitate the aptitude of communities to grow. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (someday) be able to iterate correctly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B implementation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Project Zero has refactored the conceptualization of portals. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? We invariably e-enable blog-based user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry term "back-end" really mean? Without supply-chains, you will lack out-of-the-box, long-term, scalable, e-business ubiquitous TQM. A company that can actualize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to synergize courageously. Think mega-C2C2B. Think intra-B2C.