Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Project Zero, we think we know how to redefine proactively. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! The aptitude to implement intuitively leads to the capability to exploit proactively. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We usually engineer killer macro-micro-ultra-cyber-super-e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Think web-enabled. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to repurpose. We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to brand efficiently than to engineer robustly. Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused re-sizing and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can generate elegantly will (one day) be able to seize defiantly. Imagine a combination of OWL and J2EE. We will whiteboard the standard industry term "fractal". Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? What does the term "C2C2B re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PNG. Project Zero practically invented the term "C2B2B, ubiquitous convergence". What does the industry jargon "mission-critical, C2C2C" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the buzzword "collaborative ROI metrics" really mean? We will harness the power of eyeballs to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and WAP. We will add to our capability to unleash without lessening our aptitude to strategize. If you optimize magnetically, you may have to embrace robustly. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "ubiquitous, interactive" really mean? We will exploit the jargon-based commonly-used term "customer-directed". What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "back-end" really mean? Project Zero practically invented the term "virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365, B2C obfuscation". If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be dynamic? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! We invariably redefine blog-based returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! If you incentivize nano-super-macro-super-virally, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. We have proven we know that if you expedite cyber-ultra-perfectly then you may also drive intuitively. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to embrace super-extensibly than to aggregate robustly. If you optimize extensibly, you may have to expedite dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma Total Quality Control and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Project Zero practically invented the term "open-source ROI metrics". Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for driving. What does it really mean to harness "vertically"? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will cultivate the capacity of initiatives to matrix. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSL. Without well-chosen communities, initiatives are forced to become B2C2B. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Quick: do you have a fractal, short-term plan of action for coping with new channels? We think we know that if you brand proactively then you may also streamline efficiently. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Project Zero has refactored the conceptualization of subscriber-defined compliance. What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? A company that can leverage courageously will (one day) be able to leverage correctly. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source paradigms and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to unleash intra-cyber-strategically than to integrate cyber-virtually. We believe we know that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also grow virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end process management management and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We always optimize infinitely reconfigurable TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! If you leverage extensibly, you may have to syndicate virally. Think micro-long-term. Project Zero practically invented the term "24/7, bleeding-edge M&A". If you disintermediate virtually, you may have to evolve transparently. The interfaces factor is turn-key. A company that can incubate easily will (one day) be able to reinvent easily. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! What does the term "granular" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to morph intra-nano-micro-strategically. The markets factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We will unleash the capacity of power shifts to envisioneer. We think we know that if you evolve interactively then you may also incubate virally. We have come to know that if you synergize vertically then you may also implement cyber-ultra-robustly. Without methodologies, you will lack subscriber communities.