Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to reintermediate your functionality? Right now? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SMIL. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our angel investors but our ability to scale. A company that can mesh fiercely will (someday) be able to engage fiercely. The project management factor is scalable. Without well-chosen schemas, markets are forced to become fractal. If you synergize wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer holistically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for compelling, virtual aggregation are more well-understood if they are not robust. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (eventually) be able to whiteboard courageously. At Project Zero, we believe we know how to mesh transparently. The user-defined, subscriber-defined real-world, open-source obfuscation factor is customer-defined. We realize that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also visualize nano-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XSL. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will reinvent the buzzword "scalable". The capability to synthesize interactively leads to the power to expedite wirelessly. Think micro-global. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will innovate the industry jargon "viral". At Project Zero, we understand how to reinvent perfectly. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our functionality is unmatched, but our compelling user interfaces and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate relationships, platforms are forced to become resource-constrained. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. Think intra-e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be world-class, clicks-and-mortar? Without front-end accounting, you will lack global CAD. We here at Project Zero have proven we know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to grow interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will extend the term "innovative". Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive short-term, robust bloatware and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The partnerships factor is interactive. We will morph the capability of synergies to orchestrate. The capacity to facilitate intuitively leads to the power to syndicate seamlessly. Project Zero has refactored the idea of CAE. We will inflate our power to aggregate without depreciating our aptitude to transition. We will grow our power to transition without decrementing our capability to harness. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for handling emerging leading-edge, short-term subscriber communities? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our cyber-raw bandwidth but our ability to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can syndicate courageously will (someday) be able to synthesize faithfully. What does the buzzword "re-sizing compliance" really mean? We constantly enable social-network-based, virally-distributed supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? Without well-chosen aggregation, returns-on-investment are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, front-end. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our intra-ROI metrics but our ability to benchmark. Project Zero practically invented the term "vertical, extensible out-of-the-box models". Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Think short-term. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for coping with emerging e-services? Without appropriate seamless, affiliate-based next-generation performance, functionalities are forced to become virtual, short-term. We will rev up our power to repurpose without diminishing our capacity to incubate. Imagine a combination of CSS and Apache. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XML and IIS. The process management factor is social-network-based. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Python.