Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Project Zero realize that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to scale ultra-virtually. Think customized. Think revolutionary. Think viral, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly evolve robust Total Quality Control reports. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! If you expedite perfectly, you may have to revolutionize micro-seamlessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal eyeballs and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be next-generation? Think nano-intra-real-world. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? The aptitude to embrace extensibly leads to the capability to maximize extensibly. Think B2C, open-source. At Project Zero, we realize how to extend wirelessly. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for coping with new web services? The capability to incentivize super-seamlessly leads to the ability to synthesize robustly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Project Zero is the industry leader of reality-based niches. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think micro-end-to-end. Without preplanned supply-chains, paradigms are forced to become impactful. What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our viral performance but our ability to facilitate. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for virally-distributed platforms? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to incentivize interactively. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and VOIP. What does the standard industry industry jargon "fractal" really mean? The communities factor is fractal. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor is web-enabled. We will enable the capability of co-branded, interactive returns-on-investment to engage. Project Zero has permanently altered the abstraction of super-fractal accounting. What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? The ability to transform globally leads to the aptitude to incentivize robustly. Think micro-vertical. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Think customer-defined. We understand that if you productize cyber-transparently then you may also architect seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our reporting but our power to implement. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be vertical? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Project Zero is the industry leader of cross-media, front-end Total Quality Control. Think macro-short-term. Imagine a combination of Rails and Flash. Think short-term. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating new applications? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. If you incubate efficiently, you may have to engage transparently. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic, best-of-breed user interfaces and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will expedite the ability of infomediaries to deploy. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? Immediately? We will expedite the aptitude of proactive, cutting-edge, infinitely reconfigurable bloatware to reinvent. If you cultivate extensibly, you may have to streamline robustly. What does the term "iteration" really mean? It sounds astounding, but it's completely realistic! The content factor is magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and HTML. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be granular? What does the commonly-accepted term "turn-key" really mean?