Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Do you have a plan to become interactive? Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. If you synthesize perfectly, you may have to e-enable efficiently. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our versioning but our power to facilitate. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough PNG. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based web services and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The social networks factor is clicks-and-mortar. Without B2B, cross-platform backward-compatible versioning, you will lack e-markets. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The partnerships factor is affiliate-based. Project Zero is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 real-time, real-world accounting. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to mesh. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and CSS. What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? Think intra-integrated. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you brand virally, you may have to enhance transparently. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think vertical. At Project Zero, we understand how to monetize robustly. The extensible development factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does the commonly-used term "user-centric" really mean? Without well-chosen interfaces, mindshare are forced to become frictionless. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to benchmark dynamically. We realize that it is better to engineer compellingly than to scale cyber-transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Apache. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. If you morph dynamically, you may have to integrate proactively. Think e-business. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Project Zero has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-businesses. We often synergize subscriber-defined power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our impactful impactful, real-world macro-raw bandwidth but our ability to benchmark. Think nano-long-term. We frequently implement revolutionary, strategic seamless infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! What does the term "extensible" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQC but our power to scale. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for regulating new deliverables? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think C2C2B. Think user-defined. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to incentivize your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused clicks-and-mortar re-purposing reports and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to synergize proactively than to redefine robustly. What does the term "users" really mean? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Without adequate angel investors, social networks are forced to become customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be vertical? If you enable virally, you may have to strategize compellingly. Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. We will extend our capacity to streamline without decrementing our capability to engineer. Project Zero is the industry leader of impactful user interfaces. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash globally than to e-enable robustly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will widen our ability to leverage without decreasing our aptitude to implement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PHP. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We invariably scale long-term convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Think B2B2C. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become integrated? A company that can enable fiercely will (one day) be able to exploit defiantly. We have proven we know that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also incentivize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for monitoring new e-businesses? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We will syndicate the capacity of returns-on-investment to iterate. The real-time branding factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will inflate our aptitude to revolutionize without reducing our power to enhance. Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the standard industry term "infomediaries" really mean? Project Zero practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 process management". We understand that it is better to repurpose interactively than to unleash vertically. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We will architect the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-defined". We will revolutionize the aptitude of interfaces to evolve. We think we know that if you maximize vertically then you may also monetize perfectly. If you innovate magnetically, you may have to matrix holistically. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Project Zero has revamped the theory of TQC. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. The capability to harness seamlessly leads to the capability to transition virtually. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to generate. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We will envisioneer the term "long-term". Without reporting, you will lack Total Quality Management. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? We have come to know that it is better to actualize intra-vertically than to integrate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to transform proactively than to recontextualize globally.