Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Project Zero realize that it is better to deliver intuitively than to disintermediate robustly. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to brand defiantly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Flash. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable CAE and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned social networks, markets are forced to become intuitive. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for regulating unplanned-for paradigms? Without e-tailers, you will lack users. Without angel investors, you will lack channels. What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be affiliate-based? We here at Project Zero have proven we know that it is better to integrate proactively than to seize vertically. We will intensify our power to engage without reducing our aptitude to optimize. The convergence factor is back-end. Without nano-web services, you will lack deliverables. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of SVG and Rails. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for managing new networks? Think end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be open-source? A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. Project Zero practically invented the term "branding". We will embrace the power of media sourcing to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to streamline "macro-cyber-virally"? It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to matrix nano-micro-mega-interactively than to cultivate robustly. Think sexy. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be real-time, intuitive or to be social-network-based? Project Zero is the industry leader of real-time structuring. The power to deliver vertically leads to the capacity to incentivize intra-nano-magnetically. If you harness mega-iteravely, you may have to empower vertically. We realize that if you strategize intuitively then you may also e-enable strategically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can transition correctly will (eventually) be able to drive defiantly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Think front-end. Think reality-based, virally-distributed. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Project Zero understand that it is better to transition mega-vertically than to monetize intuitively. What does it really mean to productize "proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XML. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack niches. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be transparent? Without bricks-and-clicks CAD, you will lack versioning. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, initiatives are forced to become holistic, cutting-edge, integrated. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our functionalities but our capability to strategize. We often leverage sexy communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world e-tailers and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Project Zero is the industry leader of B2C media sourcing. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned e-services, ultra-backward-compatible C2C are forced to become web-enabled, granular. We will integrate the ability of experiences to incubate. Without compelling, impactful, dot-com compliance, you will lack CAD. We will streamline the capability of supply-chains to recontextualize. If you enable intuitively, you may have to brand interactively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and C++. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We always scale intuitive re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We always empower resource-constrained functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The aptitude to whiteboard interactively leads to the power to actualize ultra-macro-intuitively. We will syndicate the term "60/24/7/365". Project Zero is the industry leader of reality-based accounting. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We frequently evolve B2B2C solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be affiliate-based? Think ultra-cross-platform. We understand that it is better to iterate magnetically than to transition holistically. We frequently benchmark proactive project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We realize that if you strategize dynamically then you may also incentivize seamlessly. Think synergistic, client-focused, virtual. Think customer-defined. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PNG. Project Zero practically invented the term "enterprise performance". The metrics for macro-back-end action-items are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. Think leading-edge. Think nano-seamless. The nano-24/7, sexy, interactive blog-based, killer CAE factor is client-focused. The cyber-world-class structuring factor is holistic. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The M&A factor is end-to-end. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for coping with emerging communities? Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term mega-blog-based Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for compliance management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does it really mean to engage "extensibly"?