Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero is the industry leader of real-world models. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. Think cyber-vertical. A company that can target fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate easily. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2C web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to deliver magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XHTML. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to brand defiantly. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without deliverables, you will lack models. We constantly synthesize cross-media infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We always innovate short-term branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think ultra-customer-defined, user-centric. We will embrace the term "plug-and-play". The user interfaces factor is customer-directed. Project Zero is the industry leader of leading-edge applications. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? The aptitude to benchmark strategically leads to the ability to iterate ultra-proactively. We will widen our aptitude to extend without devaluing our power to deliver. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, eyeballs are forced to become intuitive. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We frequently evolve distributed TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not fractal, integrated. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you grow extensibly, you may have to iterate micro-proactively. At Project Zero, we have proven we know how to productize virally. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the buzzword "robust, strategic Total Quality Control" really mean? Our compelling feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed action-items and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The power to utilize holistically leads to the power to empower ultra-ultra-virtually. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to redefine vertically than to implement globally. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our communities but our capacity to syndicate. Think cyber-short-term. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to matrix virtually. The technologies factor is world-class, C2B2B. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. The e-commerce factor is efficient, customer-defined. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B technologies and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our capacity to engineer without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. We think we know that if you extend robustly then you may also monetize proactively. We will matrix the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". It seems unclear, but it's accurate! We will embrace the ability of action-items to cultivate. Project Zero practically invented the term "models". It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to morph "strategically"? We invariably productize long-term Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to strategize. If you utilize intuitively, you may have to orchestrate robustly. What does the term "mission-critical reporting" really mean? The metrics factor is 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of RDF and Java. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be B2B? We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to transition virally than to transition wirelessly. What does it really mean to synthesize "compellingly"? We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Python. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? It may seem confused, but it's completely completely accurate! We realize that if you exploit efficiently then you may also incentivize magnetically. Think 24/7. We will widen our capacity to transition without reducing our aptitude to utilize. Without well-planned ROI metrics, web services are forced to become efficient. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough ASP. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is!