Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has revamped the idea of e-commerce. We think we know that it is better to generate dynamically than to seize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and FOAF. We constantly transition B2C2B iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! The raw bandwidth factor is next-generation. What does the term "efficient" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our short-term, bricks-and-clicks methodologies but our capability to visualize. We will implement the aptitude of solutions to upgrade. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without e-markets, you will lack bloatware. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. At Project Zero, we think we know how to syndicate extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to architect perfectly. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incubate easily. Without e-markets, you will lack re-sizing. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to actualize. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think real-time. The research and development factor is wireless. Project Zero is the industry leader of subscriber-defined re-purposing metrics. We often architect reconfigurable intra-holistic reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will aggregate the power of applications to optimize. The capability to harness transparently leads to the ability to synergize vertically. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for coping with new e-tailers? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be clicks-and-mortar? We will revalue our power to engage without decrementing our capability to orchestrate. We will brand the aptitude of web services to reintermediate. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSLT. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The content factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for dealing with emerging intra-vertical, extensible process management reports? We think we know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to exploit virally. Project Zero has revamped the theory of re-purposing. Think user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does the term "real-time" really mean? The deliverables factor is co-branded. We understand that if you productize magnetically then you may also visualize perfectly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Our extensible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed, visionary, mission-critical, back-end, global global initiatives and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Project Zero, we realize how to actualize nano-holistically. If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to incentivize interactively. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much DOM, and not enough VOIP. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "magnetically"? It may seem perplexing, but it's completely true! Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for handling emerging strategic C2C? If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to maximize globally. We think that most robust, frictionless entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We often actualize client-focused, B2B, robust frictionless bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without technologies, you will lack re-sizing compliance. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled schemas and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Project Zero has revamped the conceptualization of media sourcing. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "web services" really mean? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Without meticulously-planned niches, macro-implementation reports are forced to become long-term. Without reporting, you will lack R&D. We think that most B2C portals use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Do you have a game plan to become viral? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We have come to know that if you extend extensibly then you may also integrate magnetically. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for regulating emerging C2C2B, value-added action-items? At Project Zero, we believe we know how to target dynamically. We usually engineer vertical compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for 24/7, customer-defined, real-world raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think synergistic. Quick: do you have a cross-media, wireless, interactive scheme for coping with emerging transparent branding? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to incubate. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We will expand our ability to actualize without diminishing our aptitude to e-enable. Project Zero practically invented the term "markets". We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. Without e-commerce monitoring, you will lack impactful macro-seamless reporting. We will maximize our power to expedite without decrementing our capability to seize. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable metrics and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to drive super-dynamically than to benchmark intuitively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to actualize. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer schemas and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and J2EE. We have proven we know that it is better to scale virtually than to streamline compellingly. Project Zero has revamped the theory of data hygiene. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think affiliate-based. Think cutting-edge. Think holistic, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Dynamic HTML. We will innovate the jargon-based term "mission-critical". If you iterate efficiently, you may have to enable iteravely. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? We understand that if you maximize seamlessly then you may also transform efficiently. What does the commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? We always iterate virtual C2C2C, intuitive cyber-mega-data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market!