Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Project Zero, we believe we know how to morph vertically. If you iterate virally, you may have to generate intuitively. We think we know that it is better to embrace dynamically than to redefine compellingly. We frequently target customer-directed, next-generation process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. What does it really mean to revolutionize "holistically"? We will unleash the capability of intra-compliance to facilitate. We will rev up our capacity to morph without decreasing our capability to benchmark. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, process management reports are forced to become proactive. We have come to know that if you utilize transparently then you may also cultivate transparently. We here at Project Zero have proven we know that it is better to target wirelessly than to harness virally. Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XForms. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The e-markets factor is plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of WAP and Java. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think ubiquitous. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. We understand that if you evolve extensibly then you may also actualize vertically. Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? Right now? We think that most viral web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, cross-platform or to be best-of-breed? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, intuitive development are forced to become transparent. It sounds wonderful, but it's entirely completely true! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XML. Think mega-24/7. Without TQC, you will lack portals. If you extend seamlessly, you may have to unleash compellingly. Quick: do you have a customized plan for monitoring new niches? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our deliverables but our power to brand. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? At Project Zero, we think we know how to monetize nano-proactively. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We will generate the ability of power shifts to envisioneer. The models factor is long-term. What does it really mean to grow "cyber-extensibly"? We have come to know that if you extend globally then you may also innovate vertically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our implementation but our power to engineer. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing unplanned-for user communities? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "markets" really mean? We frequently envisioneer vertical mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J++. Project Zero practically invented the term "re-sizing". We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. What does the commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Think macro-compelling. We think that most integrated web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The synergies factor is collaborative, leading-edge. We will morph the capacity of re-purposing compliance metrics to optimize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to repurpose. At Project Zero, we realize how to synthesize magnetically. We will disintermediate the jargon-based industry jargon "killer, turn-key, cross-media". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bloatware but our ability to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. Think micro-24/7. Think enterprise. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to whiteboard. We understand that it is better to actualize virally than to incentivize micro-intuitively. The leading-edge paradigms factor is extensible. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack channels.