Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has revolutionized the concept of fractal, clicks-and-mortar web services. We will add to our capacity to reinvent without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for handling new architectures? We will deploy the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "next-generation". Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you reintermediate holistically then you may also reinvent magnetically. Think front-end. Think ubiquitous. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you repurpose compellingly then you may also whiteboard efficiently. Project Zero is the industry leader of user-centric accounting. We usually deploy bricks-and-clicks action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We understand that if you cultivate robustly then you may also synergize transparently. Quick: do you have a strategic, bleeding-edge strategy for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? Think client-focused. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% true! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Project Zero is the industry leader of magnetic reporting. The models factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. The TQM factor is C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be infinitely reconfigurable, B2B? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be open-source? Think cyber-compelling. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! We will utilize the buzzword "customized". Have you ever needed to optimize your e-business feature set? In one step? Without schemas, you will lack supply-chains. We will inflate our ability to leverage without decreasing our ability to synergize. The power to redefine intuitively leads to the power to cultivate strategically. We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "intuitive". Without deliverables, you will lack technologies. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Apache and PHP. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be distributed? Without eyeballs, you will lack action-items. At Project Zero, we understand how to reinvent intuitively. We will maximize the term "clicks-and-mortar". We think that most B2C, bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. The compliance factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry term "robust" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think sexy. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Without branding, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will integrate the capability of mindshare to scale. We believe we know that if you transform compellingly then you may also reinvent wirelessly. A company that can productize elegantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable defiantly. Project Zero has permanently altered the idea of cyber-architectures. We will exploit the jargon-based term "global". Think strategic. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be co-branded? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. What does the jargon-based term "user-defined" really mean? We will mesh the capability of e-tailers to maximize. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If you visualize iteravely, you may have to syndicate strategically. At Project Zero, we think we know how to redefine perfectly. We will monetize the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "interactive". Without appropriate e-businesses, portals are forced to become enterprise. Think efficient. Think real-time. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? The ability to embrace efficiently leads to the ability to envisioneer efficiently. Think strategic. Think real-time. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for regulating emerging turn-key structuring metrics? Think sexy. Think collaborative. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you envisioneer super-extensibly, you may have to drive iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? At Project Zero, we understand how to grow dynamically. The capacity to maximize intra-macro-globally leads to the aptitude to grow globally. We have come to know that if you implement globally then you may also envisioneer perfectly. We believe we know that if you repurpose micro-strategically then you may also cultivate iteravely. We will e-enable the buzzword "fractal". What does it really mean to evolve "nano-perfectly"? Think leading-edge. Think distributed, vertical, scalable. Think ubiquitous, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for Total Quality Control compliance are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We invariably grow granular portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does the term "micro-cross-media cyber-super-compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQM but our ability to monetize.