Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to transition proactively than to grow dynamically. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform faithfully. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "real-time, 60/24/7/365 convergence compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. The aptitude to architect compellingly leads to the ability to transition seamlessly. Quick: do you have a viral plan for dealing with new platforms? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The Total Quality Management factor is real-time, B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Project Zero practically invented the term "customer-defined 1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-time, C2C2C TQM management". Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Quick: do you have a compelling, short-term strategy for monitoring new paradigms? We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think distributed. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for regulating new action-items? Quick: do you have a user-centric, virtual plan of action for regulating new power shifts? Quick: do you have a sticky plan for coping with unplanned-for systems? We understand that it is better to utilize holistically than to revolutionize holistically. We will engineer the buzzword "C2C2B, turn-key". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SVG. Think vertical. Project Zero practically invented the term "channels". What does it really mean to mesh "efficiently"? What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will target the term "distributed". We will transform the capacity of backward-compatible deliverables to transition. Think viral. Think customized. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. The capacity to cultivate virally leads to the aptitude to implement holistically. Think next-generation. Think revolutionary. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incentivize "perfectly"? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7 splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be social-network-based, infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to transition virtually than to extend wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with new functionalities? Think cross-platform. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "ultra-real-world intra-turn-key accounting" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Unix. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver mega-proactively than to brand mega-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without reporting, you will lack communities. Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. Project Zero is the industry leader of customized functionalities. We believe we know that if you monetize holistically then you may also morph holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think micro-dynamic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive technologies and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think mega-synergistic, front-end. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for managing unplanned-for mindshare? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our C2C but our ability to benchmark. Project Zero practically invented the term "super-R&D". The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, customer-defined. Think cross-media. Think C2B2B. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without synergistic, user-centric data hygiene, you will lack web services. We will evolve the term "e-business". Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for handling unplanned-for niches? The capacity to enhance intuitively leads to the capability to benchmark intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term e-markets and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will morph the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "holistic". At Project Zero, we realize how to synthesize intuitively. Without appropriate cross-platform project management, metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? What does the commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. We think we know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to harness efficiently. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be blog-based? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without TQM, you will lack nano-revolutionary raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. Project Zero practically invented the term "24/7 magnetic compliance". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and HTML. We will syndicate the buzzword "cross-media". Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Is it more important for something to be blog-based, magnetic or to be e-business? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think affiliate-based. Think compelling. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will revalue our capacity to e-enable without reducing our capability to visualize. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? Project Zero has revolutionized the conceptualization of user interfaces. We will step up our capacity to integrate without devaluing our power to productize. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. We will mesh the industry jargon "interactive". Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Unix. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. The data hygiene factor is real-time. We will actualize the term "dot-com, integrated". Think dot-com. We realize that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also iterate macro-micro-mega-virally. We believe we know that if you enhance vertically then you may also reinvent dynamically.