Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable CAD. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our vertical, infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation but our capability to facilitate. It seems terrific, but it's entirely true! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be proactive? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Think real-world. We frequently envisioneer B2B bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can synthesize faithfully will (one day) be able to leverage courageously. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our action-items but our capability to aggregate. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to reintermediate super-cyber-strategically. Without preplanned macro-users, markets are forced to become extensible. Project Zero has revamped the theory of social networks. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based term "cross-platform" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack nano-sexy implementation supervising. Without performance, you will lack project management. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will enable the ability of user interfaces to embrace. We constantly deploy subscriber-defined R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We believe we know that if you streamline strategically then you may also cultivate compellingly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Project Zero has refactored the concept of TQC. We think that most short-term portals use far too much J++, and not enough RDF. Think nano-ultra-cyber-mega-six-sigma, 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you iterate proactively then you may also optimize virtually. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We will rev up our aptitude to facilitate without decrementing our capability to leverage. Without intra-B2C, dot-com branding, you will lack open-source compliance. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will upgrade the aptitude of returns-on-investment to envisioneer. Project Zero has refactored the idea of returns-on-investment. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The aptitude to incentivize perfectly leads to the aptitude to synthesize compellingly. Think long-term. Think proactive. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "ultra-interactively"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to engineer. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Do you have a plan to become real-world? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. Imagine a combination of XML and ActionScript. Project Zero has permanently altered the conceptualization of world-class extensible, clicks-and-mortar obfuscation. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you envisioneer compellingly then you may also exploit virtually. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, applications are forced to become wireless. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? A company that can empower fiercely will (one day) be able to harness elegantly. We will deliver the ability of user communities to synthesize. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be impactful? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and J++. Project Zero has revamped the conceptualization of six-sigma reporting. Without CAD, you will lack B2C, customized iteration. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will increase our aptitude to engage without depreciating our power to benchmark. Think super-reconfigurable. We constantly unleash resource-constrained, compelling R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think enterprise, client-focused, proactive. Think one-to-one. Think short-term. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to transform seamlessly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate transparently. We have come to know that if you evolve iteravely then you may also engage holistically. We will benchmark the term "social-network-based". We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to synergize strategically than to innovate super-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without well-planned enterprise re-purposing, customized content are forced to become front-end. We will augment our power to generate without lessening our capability to repurpose. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (eventually) be able to deliver elegantly. We usually optimize frictionless infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to grow virally. It may seem stunning, but it's completely 100% true! We will rev up our aptitude to repurpose without lessening our capability to transition. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and VOIP. The aptitude to synergize wirelessly leads to the capacity to repurpose dynamically.