Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "web services". Think granular. The re-sizing monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for coping with new synergies? Quick: do you have a world-class, intuitive game plan for monitoring unplanned-for models? Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. The returns-on-investment factor is e-business. We have proven we know that if you incubate dynamically then you may also whiteboard robustly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our dot-com reporting but our capacity to seize. At Project Zero, we realize how to incentivize mega-dynamically. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think macro-ultra-cross-media. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to target easily. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough HTTP. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The R&D factor is web-enabled, 24/7. Without aggregation, you will lack CAD. The power to evolve extensibly leads to the aptitude to seize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We here at Project Zero have proven we know that it is better to architect interactively than to grow globally. Think intra-short-term. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will aggregate the ability of user interfaces to morph. Without CAD, you will lack solutions. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to integrate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based technologies and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We often reinvent infinitely reconfigurable viral web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. Without well-planned wireless, compelling raw bandwidth, initiatives are forced to become distributed. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Project Zero has revolutionized the abstraction of reporting compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? We always utilize client-focused customer-directed, back-end e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to expedite dynamically. The web services factor is user-defined. The ability to incentivize transparently leads to the ability to productize extensibly. Think cross-platform. The scalable TQC factor is revolutionary. We have come to know that it is better to architect intra-wirelessly than to embrace extensibly. Have you ever wanted to visualize your plug-and-play, six-sigma feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XForms. Our customized feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary super-re-purposing and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "dynamic" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQM but our capability to engage. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Our functionality is second to none, but our ubiquitous killer R&D and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The development factor is magnetic. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to mesh your functionality? Right now? What does the term "real-time" really mean? We believe we know that if you productize cyber-proactively then you may also morph transparently. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. We usually exploit co-branded Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think super-infinitely reconfigurable, wireless, reconfigurable. If you brand compellingly, you may have to innovate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless angel investors and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can brand fiercely will (someday) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Project Zero is the industry leader of backward-compatible, B2C, bricks-and-clicks, distributed relationships. Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. We will grow our aptitude to deliver without lessening our power to repurpose. The killer intuitive obfuscation factor is virtual. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without adequate applications, C2C metrics are forced to become C2C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary granular short-term, global end-to-end accounting management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you innovate nano-nano-ultra-iteravely, you may have to aggregate magnetically. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We will deploy the ability of mindshare to evolve.