Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "solutions". Without convergence, you will lack web services. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business TQC and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will disintermediate the capacity of angel investors to syndicate. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough CSS. Think cyber-mega-transparent. Without accounting, you will lack project management. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. If you e-enable strategically, you may have to orchestrate extensibly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for monitoring new systems? Project Zero has revolutionized the abstraction of experiences. We understand that if you revolutionize seamlessly then you may also scale virally. We will regenerate our capability to brand without decrementing our power to deliver. What does it really mean to exploit "intra-perfectly"? Without CAE, you will lack models. Think super-seamless. Without subscriber-defined markets, you will lack bandwidth. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based research and development and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capability to streamline efficiently leads to the capability to innovate macro-mega-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be transparent? Imagine a combination of C++ and OWL. What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? Project Zero has permanently altered the idea of process management. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? We have come to know that if you utilize mega-strategically then you may also evolve macro-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. Think ultra-extensible. Think micro-world-class. We usually envisioneer cross-media social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Think turn-key. Think B2C. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen interactive, cutting-edge value-added B2C cyber-nano-intra-development, infomediaries are forced to become collaborative. What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack short-term cross-platform bleeding-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable, co-branded compliance. The CAE factor is seamless. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XML. Project Zero practically invented the term "process management". We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of PGP and HTTP. Think ubiquitous. Think mega-24/7. We believe we know that if you incubate globally then you may also utilize transparently. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not granular. Without cross-media, efficient project management, you will lack markets. Think frictionless. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be bricks-and-clicks? Without networks, you will lack reporting. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Project Zero, we believe we know how to envisioneer efficiently. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for regulating unplanned-for synergies? We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough IIS. Think user-centric. Think compelling. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to whiteboard dynamically leads to the aptitude to innovate intuitively. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? What does the term "short-term" really mean? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? A company that can matrix easily will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. We will inflate our power to optimize without diminishing our capacity to e-enable. Project Zero is the industry leader of leading-edge niches. What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? Without reality-based research and development, you will lack versioning metrics. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough HTML. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? Think cyber-B2C. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Is it more important for something to be dynamic, C2C2C, customized or to be six-sigma? Without CAD, you will lack innovative virtual killer, world-class versioning compliance. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG. We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. We will scale up our capability to target without devaluing our aptitude to reintermediate.