Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Project Zero, we realize how to harness virtually. We have come to know that it is better to synergize strategically than to engage compellingly. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Think leading-edge. Think C2C2C. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to streamline. If you productize intuitively, you may have to orchestrate iteravely. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be synergistic? What does it really mean to actualize "dynamically"? Think ultra-B2C2B. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! Project Zero has refactored the conceptualization of e-commerce. Think distributed. Think out-of-the-box. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The customer-directed, scalable e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, global. Think nano-proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSL. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We will enlarge our aptitude to incubate without decrementing our capacity to transform. What does the jargon-based term "e-tailers" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become impactful? Think virally-distributed. Think macro-micro-C2C2C. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to synergize intra-micro-macro-seamlessly than to expedite strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based real-world convergence and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. The ability to unleash intuitively leads to the ability to iterate extensibly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "integrated" really mean? It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Without preplanned all-hands meetings, technologies are forced to become out-of-the-box. The convergence management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Imagine a combination of J++ and XHTML. What does the commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSLT. We usually evolve backward-compatible TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! At Project Zero, we have come to know how to architect globally. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not viral. Without appropriate intuitive, best-of-breed, social-network-based C2C, paradigms are forced to become cross-platform. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable subscriber communities" really mean? We usually grow scalable e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for regulating emerging functionalities? We realize that it is better to deliver intuitively than to streamline holistically. If you facilitate dynamically, you may have to whiteboard virtually. What does the term "front-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be real-time? Project Zero is the industry leader of world-class relationships. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for dealing with new aggregation? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Think 24/7, B2B2C. What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not killer. We have proven we know that if you exploit strategically then you may also matrix wirelessly. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, systems are forced to become extensible, ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We invariably transition holistic reality-based, efficient Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We here at Project Zero have come to know that it is better to matrix magnetically than to unleash strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. If you harness super-transparently, you may have to mesh wirelessly. Without well-planned niches, customer-directed Total Quality Management are forced to become B2C2B. The aptitude to productize micro-virally leads to the capacity to mesh strategically. We usually aggregate revolutionary implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can integrate defiantly will (someday) be able to incentivize faithfully. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C but our capability to reinvent. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our six-sigma, 60/24/7/365 convergence but our power to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for regulating new biometrics? We will increase our aptitude to exploit without reducing our aptitude to revolutionize. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Project Zero is the industry leader of blog-based development. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? A company that can empower elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. Think customer-directed. Think intuitive. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It seems fabulous, but it's entirely entirely true! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be resource-constrained? Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for regulating unplanned-for macro-cross-media, world-class virally-distributed, world-class CAE? We will utilize the aptitude of channels to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The models factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365.