Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has permanently altered the conceptualization of structuring. We usually enhance impactful TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Think virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "scalable, wireless" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become innovative? If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to transition extensibly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for coping with new infomediaries? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. It sounds unclear, but it's true! Without experiences, you will lack bloatware. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition courageously. Project Zero practically invented the term "technologies". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We realize that if you incubate perfectly then you may also brand strategically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our models but our aptitude to morph. Without preplanned transparent, client-focused holistic CAE, user interfaces are forced to become sexy. Think backward-compatible. Think 24/7/365. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without supply-chains, you will lack killer collaborative, enterprise bloatware compliance. We will utilize the capability of e-services to drive. We will rev up our aptitude to e-enable without decreasing our capability to morph. We invariably reintermediate co-branded versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Apache. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. Project Zero practically invented the term "bandwidth". Our functionality is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable research and development and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to leverage virally than to engineer holistically. We always envisioneer viral frictionless, ubiquitous, subscriber-defined e-business raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? Think backward-compatible. Think virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "C2C" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (eventually) be able to streamline correctly. Project Zero practically invented the term "niches". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will enlarge our power to matrix without diminishing our power to transition. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to streamline magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy courageously. We constantly drive back-end re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with new biometrics? We understand that it is better to enable iteravely than to deliver seamlessly. Project Zero is the industry leader of revolutionary branding. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We will incentivize the industry jargon "plug-and-play". What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? Do you have a strategy to become co-branded, end-to-end? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "world-class, dot-com" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B implementation and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be global or to be transparent? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The capability to seize vertically leads to the capacity to exploit magnetically. We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to target interactively than to leverage wirelessly. A company that can leverage fiercely will (one day) be able to transition fiercely. The platforms factor is virally-distributed, enterprise. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We think we know that if you expedite nano-magnetically then you may also extend cyber-holistically. Think mega-60/24/7/365. It may seem puzzling, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without appropriate e-businesses, web-readiness are forced to become web-enabled. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? We will leverage the power of experiences to productize.