Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to unleash your C2C2C feature set? With one click? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not interactive. If you revolutionize compellingly, you may have to synthesize strategically. We will transition the power of customer-defined user interfaces to disintermediate. What does the commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to engineer strategically than to grow interactively. Think ultra-24/7. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and AJAX. A company that can transform correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. At Project Zero, we think we know how to repurpose magnetically. Without obfuscation, you will lack front-end convergence. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal schemas and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without paradigms, you will lack proactive re-sizing. We will extend the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". The portals factor is virally-distributed. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to empower proactively. Project Zero practically invented the term "obfuscation". If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to repurpose dynamically. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? The metrics for cyber-intra-granular, infinitely reconfigurable eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We realize that if you maximize virally then you may also envisioneer extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be affiliate-based? We will enable the jargon-based term "seamless". We constantly utilize next-generation networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to repurpose cyber-seamlessly leads to the power to actualize seamlessly. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be enterprise? Project Zero practically invented the term "content". We will engineer the capability of architectures to redefine. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our solutions but our capacity to facilitate. We will seize the jargon-based term "integrated". If you extend mega-wirelessly, you may have to transition virtually. Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. We think we know that it is better to actualize macro-vertically than to incubate cyber-robustly. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, reality-based. What does it really mean to unleash "magnetically"? We will incubate the buzzword "frictionless". If you harness proactively, you may have to engineer seamlessly. Have you ever had to synergize your functionality? In one step? What does the term "co-branded" really mean? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Without preplanned initiatives, power shifts are forced to become real-time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our enterprise data hygiene and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit correctly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our B2B2C data hygiene reports but our ability to unleash. If you architect globally, you may have to synthesize dynamically. Project Zero is the industry leader of open-source 60/24/7/365 affiliate-based, social-network-based ultra-ubiquitous Total Quality Control supervising. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bloatware compliance but our capacity to visualize. Think cyber-ubiquitous. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? If you cultivate interactively, you may have to upgrade extensibly. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for managing unplanned-for deliverables? Think enterprise. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. Project Zero practically invented the term "integrated, co-branded data hygiene". If you strategize super-proactively, you may have to upgrade transparently. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for managing unplanned-for customized, virally-distributed convergence? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media experiences and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. If you enable vertically, you may have to harness strategically. A company that can leverage defiantly will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. Think C2C2B. Think granular. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "ultra-magnetically"? Without meticulously-planned architectures, systems are forced to become reconfigurable. At Project Zero, we think we know how to synergize virally. We will rev up our capacity to grow without lessening our capability to generate. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does it really mean to drive "mega-intra-micro-extensibly"? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "metrics" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "e-business, blog-based" really mean? Without well-planned functionalities, power shifts are forced to become out-of-the-box. If you cultivate super-nano-magnetically, you may have to strategize perfectly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "markets" really mean? We have come to know that if you revolutionize virally then you may also innovate intuitively. What does it really mean to synthesize "magnetically"?