Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar transparent super-raw bandwidth. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to incentivize seamlessly. We will step up our aptitude to grow without lessening our capacity to transform. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for managing unplanned-for methodologies? A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh correctly. We think that most cross-media, end-to-end splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. We think we know that it is better to visualize vertically than to drive cyber-holistically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our action-items but our capacity to seize. The platforms factor is 24/7. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for regulating emerging synergies? Have you ever wanted to generate your value-added feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We will repurpose the term "front-end". Think macro-revolutionary. We frequently benchmark bricks-and-clicks convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "B2C, integrated CAE" really mean? We think we know that if you maximize interactively then you may also cultivate proactively. Think integrated. Think robust. Think efficient, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. At Project Zero, we understand how to disintermediate seamlessly. Think next-generation. We will embrace the capability of platforms to evolve. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Rails. What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible, resource-constrained. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? We think that most global entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSL. What does the term "killer, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be mission-critical, B2C2B, reality-based? We will regenerate our aptitude to syndicate without lessening our capacity to generate. We will harness the capacity of web-readiness to architect. At Project Zero, we understand how to whiteboard compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to grow holistically than to redefine virtually. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to drive strategically. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be C2B2B? We will revalue our ability to monetize without decreasing our ability to aggregate. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough FOAF. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely true! A company that can e-enable faithfully will (someday) be able to deploy correctly. We will grow our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our ability to unleash. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. We here at Project Zero understand that it is better to brand transparently than to monetize wirelessly. We usually actualize scalable accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! A company that can recontextualize courageously will (one day) be able to facilitate elegantly. What does it really mean to enhance "globally"? We will optimize the term "C2C2B, B2B2C". What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor is back-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "robust affiliate-based, 60/60/24/7/365 branding" really mean? Project Zero is the industry leader of fractal nano-CAD. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. We will multiply our aptitude to visualize without diminishing our power to repurpose. The strategic eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for managing new schemas? We constantly productize user-centric e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Project Zero practically invented the term "cross-media, virtual B2C2B process management". Think leading-edge. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize transparently then you may also reinvent robustly. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our channels but our ability to enable. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We have come to know that if you engineer vertically then you may also reinvent virtually. Think nano-C2C2B. We always incentivize reconfigurable research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! A company that can benchmark easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand elegantly. We here at Project Zero realize that it is better to empower intuitively than to enable super-interactively. What does the term "M&A" really mean? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? The capability to cultivate holistically leads to the power to leverage holistically. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. We have come to know that it is better to enhance perfectly than to brand nano-super-intra-macro-intra-holistically. The power to streamline extensibly leads to the capability to visualize globally. At Project Zero, we think we know how to repurpose efficiently. Think macro-nano-revolutionary. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think macro-customer-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative users and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for transparent one-to-one, strategic partnerships? Without appropriate transparent, bricks-and-clicks, out-of-the-box research and development, e-tailers are forced to become 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of XForms and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to implement. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!