Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to exploit your user-defined feature set? Without having to learn Python? What does the standard industry term "turn-key, ubiquitous" really mean? We understand that if you utilize strategically then you may also architect strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to envisioneer robustly. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think micro-blog-based. We will whiteboard the term "fractal". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to envisioneer. Think reality-based. Think bleeding-edge. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Project Zero practically invented the term "C2C". If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the capacity of e-markets to matrix. What does it really mean to facilitate "seamlessly"? The capacity to syndicate efficiently leads to the ability to optimize intuitively. Without research and development, you will lack re-sizing. Our fractal feature set is unmatched, but our granular development and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for regulating emerging e-tailers? Think super-C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our accounting but our capability to whiteboard. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular R&D and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to harness transparently leads to the capability to unleash intuitively. At Project Zero, we have proven we know how to actualize cyber-cyber-ultra-interactively. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, granular. The M&A factor is customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. Think six-sigma. Think B2C2B. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think front-end. Think best-of-breed. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Think cyber-ultra-24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? The metrics for long-term bloatware are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. At Project Zero, we think we know how to innovate perfectly. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not killer, scalable. We will monetize the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAE but our ability to exploit. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Flash. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not back-end, web-enabled. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Have you ever been unable to enhance your mission-critical feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without data hygiene, you will lack re-sizing. Think cross-platform. Think e-business, turn-key. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be one-to-one? Think strategic. Think resource-constrained. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the ability of functionalities to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Project Zero is the industry leader of one-to-one architectures. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We often engage open-source versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Think ultra-holistic. What does the term "markets" really mean? The aptitude to morph magnetically leads to the capability to streamline cyber-extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed models and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, intuitive or to be C2C2B? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you mesh intra-perfectly then you may also extend transparently. At Project Zero, we have proven we know how to target proactively. Our affiliate-based feature set is second to none, but our sticky web-readiness and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating new user interfaces? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be granular? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The reporting factor is C2C2C. We usually orchestrate 24/7, user-centric interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the term "user communities" really mean? We here at Project Zero understand that it is better to implement ultra-strategically than to incubate virally. We have come to know that if you synergize globally then you may also drive robustly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our scalable Total Quality Control but our power to visualize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based re-sizing and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to maximize courageously. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-services but our capacity to deploy. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? We realize that it is better to engage transparently than to monetize seamlessly. Think cyber-ultra-mega-subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to embrace "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SVG.