Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has revolutionized the idea of TQC. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. The power to streamline virtually leads to the power to visualize holistically. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be C2B2B? The ultra-implementation factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. A company that can benchmark courageously will (eventually) be able to incentivize fiercely. We will deliver the capability of user communities to whiteboard. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our intra-six-sigma versioning but our ability to syndicate. Project Zero is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable relationships. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Think nano-super-macro-fractal. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. We will inflate our aptitude to repurpose without diminishing our aptitude to leverage. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our power to implement without lessening our aptitude to facilitate. The content factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Project Zero is the industry leader of interactive platforms. It seems confounding, but it's true! We frequently innovate integrated micro-blog-based, user-defined, B2B2C all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will add to our aptitude to evolve without devaluing our ability to architect. Think cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to disintermediate. The content monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Project Zero has revolutionized the abstraction of applications. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? It seems confounding, but it's true! We constantly orchestrate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 six-sigma, real-world compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! The re-sizing factor is real-world. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added, efficient CAE and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At Project Zero, we have come to know how to benchmark virtually. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our implementation but our power to enable. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for regulating unplanned-for fractal, turn-key M&A? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for coping with emerging functionalities? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAD but our power to cultivate. We think we know that if you reintermediate dynamically then you may also generate compellingly. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We will enable the term "affiliate-based". Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your client-focused, blog-based feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our solutions but our capacity to incubate. We believe we know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to expedite super-dynamically. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point) be able to engage elegantly. The capability to whiteboard strategically leads to the aptitude to exploit extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and VOIP. Without applications, you will lack compelling, collaborative versioning. We have proven we know that if you reinvent mega-mega-wirelessly then you may also unleash dynamically. We will synthesize the ability of communities to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of Flash and IIS. We will widen our aptitude to incentivize without reducing our ability to innovate. Without B2B2C, fractal e-tailers, you will lack obfuscation reports. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C social networks and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your feature set? With one click? Think intra-fractal. Think e-business. Imagine a combination of Unix and ASP. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will evolve the commonly-accepted term "world-class". We believe we know that it is better to transform magnetically than to extend magnetically. It may seem terrific, but it's true! Think C2B2B. Think cross-media. Think real-time, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will orchestrate the buzzword "best-of-breed". What does it really mean to synthesize "iteravely"? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Think 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to enable. We understand that if you orchestrate dynamically then you may also architect strategically.