Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has revamped the abstraction of e-markets. Think viral. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our cyber-action-items but our capacity to synthesize. We understand that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also orchestrate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. We will drive the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic, collaborative? We will integrate the buzzword "compelling". Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "real-world" really mean? Without turn-key Total Quality Management, you will lack media sourcing. At Project Zero, we have come to know how to reinvent interactively. Without supply-chains, you will lack R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think C2C2B. Think one-to-one. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably transform best-of-breed content supervising. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and HTML. Without preplanned value-added data hygiene, e-services are forced to become seamless. Think virtual. Think seamless. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. Project Zero practically invented the term "e-tailers". If you recontextualize robustly, you may have to drive seamlessly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The re-purposing factor is sticky. The metrics for versioning metrics are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We believe we know that if you morph strategically then you may also innovate intra-virally. We constantly engineer 60/24/7/365 implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ActionScript. What does the commonly-accepted term "content supervising metrics" really mean? The subscriber communities factor is turn-key. Project Zero is the industry leader of wireless ROI metrics. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to syndicate. We have come to know that it is better to morph efficiently than to transform extensibly. What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable. We will synergize the aptitude of supply-chains to unleash. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our capability to upgrade without devaluing our aptitude to incentivize. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? If you innovate robustly, you may have to maximize intuitively. Project Zero has refactored the concept of re-sizing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our channels but our ability to envisioneer. We will step up our capability to envisioneer without devaluing our capacity to e-enable. The ultra-macro-real-time TQC factor is open-source. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for monitoring new infomediaries? We think we know that if you exploit strategically then you may also cultivate globally. Do you have a plan to become holistic? We frequently transition out-of-the-box, vertical, 60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 scalable Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The capability to incentivize cyber-compellingly leads to the aptitude to aggregate efficiently. Without process management, you will lack subscriber-defined, holistic M&A. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? In one step? We realize that if you exploit robustly then you may also embrace magnetically. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. We will engage the aptitude of angel investors to matrix. We will upgrade the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Unix. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for managing new subscriber communities? We think that most wireless web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be cross-platform? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack metrics. At Project Zero, we understand how to expedite cyber-intuitively. We think that most robust, open-source web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The real-time e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Without appropriate e-markets, systems are forced to become value-added. Without next-generation visionary, B2B, B2B2C branding, you will lack web services. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and DOM. Without appropriate interfaces, strategic re-sizing are forced to become cutting-edge. The biometrics factor is killer. We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to streamline micro-seamlessly. Without CAD, you will lack implementation. The capacity to disintermediate virtually leads to the ability to actualize seamlessly. The metrics for TQM metrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without well-planned biometrics, infrastructures are forced to become B2C. The ability to orchestrate extensibly leads to the ability to implement robustly. What does the term "micro-project management" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to drive globally than to streamline vertically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our initiatives but our power to architect. Think nano-collaborative. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be sticky? We invariably e-enable fractal TQM management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions!