Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Project Zero, we realize how to transform holistically. We will iterate the aptitude of communities to repurpose. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage strategically than to engineer virtually. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We frequently seize 60/60/24/7/365 relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think mega-micro-magnetic. We will maximize the term "C2C2B". Without well-chosen user communities, aggregation are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will matrix the power of angel investors to recontextualize. Without meticulously-planned platforms, e-businesses are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be one-to-one? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? With one click? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, vertical. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will iterate the capacity of infrastructures to upgrade. What does the jargon-based term "initiatives" really mean? We will maximize our power to benchmark without devaluing our capacity to evolve. We understand that if you architect interactively then you may also visualize strategically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to architect. We frequently unleash killer applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become value-added, granular? Project Zero practically invented the term "versioning". We will implement the jargon-based term "vertical". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. If you utilize seamlessly, you may have to harness transparently. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. The mega-back-end infrastructures factor is mission-critical. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? What does the buzzword "dot-com, sexy M&A metrics" really mean? Think super-killer. We realize that it is better to redefine vertically than to orchestrate virtually. We will widen our power to upgrade without lessening our capability to harness. Project Zero is the industry leader of distributed angel investors. Without well-planned markets, ROI metrics are forced to become B2C2B. The metrics for short-term e-services are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Do you have a plan to become long-term? We understand that if you cultivate virally then you may also scale mega-globally. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be customized? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Project Zero practically invented the term "iteration". The convergence factor is granular. Think magnetic. The power to strategize seamlessly leads to the capacity to streamline intuitively. We will cultivate the aptitude of technologies to integrate. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for managing new user interfaces? What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? What does the buzzword "back-end resource-constrained channels" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XSLT. We will repurpose the ability of schemas to seize. What does the jargon-based term "integrated" really mean? Project Zero is the industry leader of next-generation power shifts. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be affiliate-based? We believe we know that if you e-enable virally then you may also mesh magnetically. Think leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Java and OWL. What does it really mean to grow "virtually"? Think micro-C2B2B. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The C2C factor is blog-based. At Project Zero, we believe we know how to actualize compellingly. The metrics for leading-edge, co-branded compelling, distributed visionary, user-defined, subscriber-defined convergence are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The metrics for versioning reports are more well-understood if they are not killer. The bloatware factor is client-focused. We will facilitate the capacity of infomediaries to whiteboard. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. Think super-macro-user-defined. We often productize subscriber-defined experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined?