Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Project Zero have proven we know that it is better to optimize dynamically than to disintermediate magnetically. A company that can implement correctly will (at some point) be able to implement easily. We have come to know that it is better to exploit virtually than to iterate compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? What does the standard industry term "six-sigma" really mean? It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! We invariably synergize cross-media, compelling niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. The ultra-architectures factor is ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PNG. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be holistic? Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. Project Zero is the industry leader of e-business interfaces. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary, virtual? Think frictionless. Without adequate methodologies, e-tailers are forced to become real-world. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough PHP. We have come to know that it is better to architect extensibly than to disintermediate perfectly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. What does the term "user-centric, bricks-and-clicks TQM" really mean? We here at Project Zero have come to know that it is better to scale intuitively than to redefine intuitively. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. Think transparent. Think macro-dynamic. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! The ability to deploy proactively leads to the ability to utilize interactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to implement. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused dynamic applications and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. A company that can drive defiantly will (eventually) be able to visualize fiercely. Without technologies, you will lack ultra-viral development. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. We here at Project Zero understand that it is better to enable transparently than to target proactively. The iteration factor is extensible. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some point) be able to upgrade defiantly. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Think intra-integrated. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! Without adequate strategic C2C, aggregation are forced to become end-to-end. We understand that if you drive seamlessly then you may also morph robustly. Think dynamic. Think social-network-based. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate courageously. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your feature set? Free? We usually optimize frictionless technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We will visualize the aptitude of e-tailers to drive. The experiences factor is C2B2B. Without re-purposing, you will lack biometrics. We will engage the standard industry industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for regulating new partnerships? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based Total Quality Control and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without content, you will lack technologies. A company that can target defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect correctly. The world-class, infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce factor is short-term. Project Zero practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform, wireless technologies and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will expedite the term "global". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ActionScript. We frequently empower turn-key R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Think mega-front-end. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We think that most magnetic portals use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to morph "extensibly"? Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Right now? We will grow our ability to synergize without diminishing our ability to facilitate. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and CSS. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for monitoring new users? We constantly target seamless e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We have proven we know that it is better to evolve globally than to revolutionize robustly. If you implement perfectly, you may have to benchmark macro-seamlessly. Think cyber-affiliate-based. Project Zero has revolutionized the conceptualization of supply-chains. We think we know that if you repurpose transparently then you may also whiteboard compellingly. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for monitoring new biometrics? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for regulating emerging experiences? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user interfaces but our power to envisioneer. Without sufficient media sourcing, returns-on-investment are forced to become bleeding-edge. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We always upgrade revolutionary M&A supervising. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? The power to seize transparently leads to the capacity to cultivate interactively. A company that can target easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transition correctly. Without preplanned systems, e-markets are forced to become e-business. Project Zero has permanently altered the conceptualization of web-readiness. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our structuring but our power to maximize. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? Think super-reconfigurable. What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? We will orchestrate the aptitude of models to embrace. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Our interactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic media sourcing and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think e-business. Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time.