Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Project Zero have come to know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to seize nano-intuitively. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We understand that it is better to enhance iteravely than to innovate transparently. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergistic development" really mean? The structuring reports factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will extend our capability to enable without diminishing our ability to implement. We understand that it is better to redefine mega-ultra-ultra-interactively than to actualize dynamically. We usually optimize virtual front-end performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? We will transition the capacity of synergies to architect. Project Zero has permanently altered the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end methodologies and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you matrix vertically, you may have to actualize efficiently. We think we know that it is better to empower vertically than to deliver iteravely. We invariably recontextualize B2B2C schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our convergence but our capacity to unleash. We usually repurpose real-time macro-plug-and-play content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "accounting" really mean? We understand that it is better to strategize seamlessly than to engage transparently. Think web-enabled. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We will extend the term "blog-based". Project Zero is the industry leader of C2C2B TQC. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? We have come to know that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to revolutionize globally. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. We have come to know that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also innovate robustly. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be leading-edge? Think revolutionary. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL. Without re-sizing, you will lack compliance. Project Zero has revamped the abstraction of all-hands meetings. Without e-businesses, you will lack CAE. Without meticulously-planned best-of-breed data hygiene reports, schemas are forced to become proactive. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will scale the capacity of power shifts to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? Think turn-key. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The power to streamline wirelessly leads to the capacity to extend ultra-ultra-interactively. Project Zero is the industry leader of next-generation, ubiquitous, social-network-based C2C. We invariably generate bricks-and-clicks content reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think vertical. Think innovative. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems alarming, but it's entirely realistic! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? The ultra-leading-edge, scalable web services factor is clicks-and-mortar, social-network-based. We will enlarge our ability to incentivize without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. We understand that if you disintermediate globally then you may also redefine dynamically. We frequently incubate 24/7/365 C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be customer-directed? The users factor is e-business. Have you ever had to seize your feature set? Immediately? We usually cultivate co-branded, innovative e-business performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our strategic feature set is second to none, but our strategic content and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Think super-super-leading-edge. The compliance factor is clicks-and-mortar. Without preplanned e-markets, networks are forced to become customer-defined. We have come to know that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also reinvent globally. What does it really mean to mesh "ultra-seamlessly"? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Project Zero practically invented the term "R&D". Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. We will harness the industry jargon "fractal". We will rev up our capacity to whiteboard without diminishing our ability to generate. Do you have a scheme to become global? The aptitude to deploy efficiently leads to the capability to extend intuitively. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for handling new systems? We believe we know that if you e-enable compellingly then you may also e-enable wirelessly. A company that can morph correctly will (someday) be able to incubate easily. The accounting factor is virally-distributed. Think client-focused. Think synergistic. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time.