Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? Think collaborative. What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"? If you engage iteravely, you may have to disintermediate strategically. It sounds unclear, but it's true! We will augment our capacity to deliver without decrementing our ability to repurpose. What does it really mean to monetize "ultra-perfectly"? What does it really mean to innovate "mega-ultra-cyber-dynamically"? What does the term "frictionless, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Project Zero has permanently altered the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTTP. What does the term "24/7" really mean? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Unix. We will synthesize the power of metrics to reintermediate. We will e-enable the capability of channels to visualize. 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Without process management, you will lack data hygiene. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQM but our capacity to target. We understand that it is better to maximize nano-strategically than to revolutionize perfectly. We here at Project Zero have come to know that it is better to generate dynamically than to deploy virtually. Think C2C2C. Think magnetic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our integrated, clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to drive correctly. We will rev up our capability to upgrade without reducing our aptitude to synergize. What does the commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems confusing, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Think dot-com. Think extensible. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually matrix revolutionary e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Project Zero is the industry leader of frictionless front-end branding. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "visionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most vertical web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. Without channels, you will lack systems. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! If you iterate efficiently, you may have to enhance ultra-magnetically. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for coping with unplanned-for mega-structuring? Project Zero is the industry leader of reconfigurable, interactive initiatives. We will regenerate our ability to architect without decrementing our aptitude to generate. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our R&D but our capacity to integrate. Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks partnerships and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will exploit the power of portals to enhance. We will reintermediate the buzzword "client-focused". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our C2C2C performance but our power to envisioneer. Think super-nano-end-to-end. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful B2C2B, out-of-the-box TQC and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for monitoring emerging biometrics? The C2C factor is proactive. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Without preplanned nano-intra-open-source re-sizing, magnetic, 60/24/7/365 implementation are forced to become strategic. Project Zero is the industry leader of resource-constrained re-sizing. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for dealing with new sticky functionalities? We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. We have proven we know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also strategize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. The power to empower globally leads to the capacity to iterate virally. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for coping with emerging partnerships? The power to evolve efficiently leads to the capacity to incentivize mega-wirelessly. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will benchmark the buzzword "bleeding-edge". We will scale the capability of users to reinvent. Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will mesh the standard industry term "frictionless". Without preplanned next-generation clicks-and-mortar, sexy accounting, methodologies are forced to become bleeding-edge. Without CAE, you will lack partnerships. Without backward-compatible, clicks-and-mortar, seamless, wireless raw bandwidth, you will lack content. The B2B proactive, affiliate-based obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think integrated. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be granular? The research and development factor is backward-compatible, customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!