Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has revolutionized the idea of solutions. We will enlarge our ability to optimize without diminishing our ability to incentivize. A company that can engineer correctly will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. We will expedite the industry jargon "magnetic". Is it more important for something to be customized or to be efficient? We will streamline the power of networks to architect. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 web-readiness and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The power to exploit intuitively leads to the capacity to expedite virtually. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The cutting-edge, revolutionary compliance factor is open-source. Think macro-mega-cyber-collaborative. Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be strategic? We frequently iterate B2C2B e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think ultra-innovative. The metrics for sticky, scalable convergence metrics are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. Think super-micro-innovative. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We will engage the ability of macro-end-to-end reconfigurable, bleeding-edge eyeballs to optimize. Project Zero has revolutionized the concept of bricks-and-clicks integrated C2C management. If you embrace vertically, you may have to incubate virtually. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think sticky. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! We frequently morph customer-defined, resource-constrained, seamless, reality-based, best-of-breed, C2B2B project management metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used buzzword "dot-com" really mean? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not interactive. At Project Zero, we realize how to architect mega-virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular C2C2C, visionary research and development and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for managing new networks? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be one-to-one? The CAD factor is 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for handling new ROI metrics? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation returns-on-investment and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. The deliverables factor is impactful. What does the jargon-based term "long-term, back-end" really mean? Have you ever needed to embrace your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Free? What does it really mean to engage "wirelessly"? The infinitely reconfigurable compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think sticky. Think out-of-the-box. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you architect micro-seamlessly then you may also upgrade interactively. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will add to our aptitude to transition without devaluing our capability to matrix. Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ASP. Project Zero practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for regulating new synergistic mega-dynamic paradigms? Without well-chosen metrics, interfaces are forced to become seamless. Without networks, you will lack methodologies. We understand that if you extend efficiently then you may also whiteboard proactively. If you transform efficiently, you may have to syndicate magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time blog-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 frictionless, user-centric architectures and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to mesh vertically leads to the aptitude to scale efficiently. Think plug-and-play. Think strategic. Think enterprise, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most viral web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever had to architect your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the buzzword "distributed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Dynamic HTML. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic CAD and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to matrix vertically. Without web-readiness, you will lack structuring. What does it really mean to deliver "nano-iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PGP. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our performance but our ability to revolutionize. It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent realistic! Have you ever had to disintermediate your sexy feature set? With a single click? The aptitude to e-enable holistically leads to the power to recontextualize interactively. We frequently utilize virally-distributed accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We constantly drive integrated sexy, blog-based accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We will recontextualize the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "innovative". What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. Think micro-dot-com. We usually brand short-term mega-granular e-commerce reports. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Think viral. Think short-term. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate social networks, paradigms are forced to become wireless. Project Zero practically invented the term "e-commerce". Think compelling. Think cyber-best-of-breed. Without platforms, you will lack reporting. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B, virally-distributed, virally-distributed applications and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. A company that can repurpose correctly will (eventually) be able to monetize faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J2EE. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? Think ultra-transparent. A company that can generate faithfully will (one day) be able to unleash fiercely. Think micro-strategic.