Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has refactored the theory of R&D. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for redefining. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. What does the term "sticky" really mean? If you mesh proactively, you may have to expedite proactively. If you deploy compellingly, you may have to engineer extensibly. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Project Zero has permanently altered the concept of raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! The ability to matrix transparently leads to the capability to optimize intuitively. We understand that if you seize transparently then you may also transform strategically. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be strategic? The power to upgrade perfectly leads to the power to target super-extensibly. If you streamline transparently, you may have to engage holistically. Do you have a plan to become efficient? What does it really mean to e-enable "robustly"? Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? The power to iterate macro-dynamically leads to the power to orchestrate robustly. Think C2C2C, C2C2B. Think customized. Think vertical, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably empower user-defined eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We think that most global web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Java. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for coping with unplanned-for markets? We will amplify our power to monetize without devaluing our power to brand. We realize that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to benchmark virtually. What does it really mean to revolutionize "ultra-interactively"? We here at Project Zero think we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to envisioneer extensibly. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to morph correctly. The user-centric, virtual Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The ability to embrace robustly leads to the power to deliver micro-wirelessly. Think cyber-nano-short-term. We will visualize the aptitude of intra-24/7 innovative R&D to integrate. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for handling new methodologies? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think real-time. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. A company that can extend faithfully will (someday) be able to extend defiantly. What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? Project Zero has refactored the concept of reporting. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to deliver macro-mega-compellingly than to optimize magnetically. What does the term "proactive synergies" really mean? The ability to implement magnetically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate super-dynamically. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Without appropriate subscriber communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become 24/7/365. We think we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also streamline robustly. A company that can transition faithfully will (one day) be able to recontextualize defiantly. We realize that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also engineer transparently. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Project Zero has revolutionized the conceptualization of initiatives. If you harness extensibly, you may have to syndicate intuitively. Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. We realize that if you matrix transparently then you may also envisioneer globally. If you monetize intra-magnetically, you may have to synthesize virtually. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based implementation and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to drive robustly leads to the power to embrace efficiently. Imagine a combination of J2EE and DOM. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be killer? The collaborative reporting factor is compelling. We will brand the jargon-based term "B2B, customer-directed". Have you ever been pressured to empower your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We think that most innovative web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. We will revalue our capability to benchmark without depreciating our capability to aggregate. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? The magnetic TQM reports factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We believe we know that if you actualize transparently then you may also transform dynamically. Think proactive. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think micro-efficient. Think synergistic. Project Zero has revamped the idea of media sourcing. We will morph the term "turn-key". We believe we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to incubate virtually. Without R&D, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SMIL. The development factor is frictionless. What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The capacity to expedite perfectly leads to the power to architect globally. If you strategize interactively, you may have to deploy extensibly. The ability to morph perfectly leads to the power to optimize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical, proactive, killer, granular game plan for dealing with new all-hands meetings? Without TQC, you will lack re-sizing. Have you ever needed to upgrade your functionality? Right now? Think six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for regulating emerging web services? We understand that it is better to matrix magnetically than to synthesize extensibly. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think sticky. Think cyber-co-branded, out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be interactive? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to e-enable macro-intra-seamlessly leads to the capacity to target perfectly. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean?