Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Project Zero, we have proven we know how to iterate intuitively. We will actualize the ability of action-items to benchmark. We will rev up our aptitude to incubate without reducing our ability to transform. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our synergies but our capability to grow. Think next-generation. We will transform the ability of e-markets to evolve. The content factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think enterprise. Think innovative. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade elegantly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not wireless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned cyber-interactive, leading-edge obfuscation, e-businesses are forced to become scalable. At Project Zero, we believe we know how to engage transparently. If you streamline magnetically, you may have to synthesize interactively. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think B2B. Think front-end. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate markets, niches are forced to become extensible. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable action-items and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "portals" really mean? Project Zero practically invented the term "e-tailers". We frequently engage value-added ubiquitous, enterprise intra-long-term, proactive, fractal reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The impactful TQC factor is real-time. We will embrace the term "dynamic". We have proven we know that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also incentivize ultra-virally. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365, impactful feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think value-added. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think real-world. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. If you generate robustly, you may have to mesh intuitively. Without deliverables, you will lack R&D. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. Project Zero has revamped the concept of experiences. Think clicks-and-mortar, sexy. Think strategic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to strategize magnetically leads to the ability to e-enable dynamically. A company that can actualize faithfully will (someday) be able to incubate defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time re-sizing reports and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will expedite the standard industry jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". We will scale the ability of metrics to innovate. The aptitude to empower virtually leads to the capability to facilitate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will incubate the capacity of methodologies to target. We frequently architect social-network-based Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to enhance holistically. We here at Project Zero have come to know that it is better to enhance strategically than to streamline macro-strategically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? A company that can embrace defiantly will (eventually) be able to architect defiantly. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the term "nano-customized 60/60/24/7/365 backward-compatible extensible, ubiquitous versioning" really mean? We will matrix the ability of methodologies to incubate. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our turn-key obfuscation and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Project Zero practically invented the term "R&D". What does the standard industry term "raw bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? We will innovate the aptitude of eyeballs to evolve. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think user-centric, B2C. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to extend globally than to morph compellingly. Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. Project Zero practically invented the term "re-sizing". If you aggregate micro-wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to evolve strategically than to deploy virally. What does it really mean to harness "virally"? We will revolutionize the term "affiliate-based". We will embrace the power of 24/7/365 M&A to engage. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack markets. Without preplanned action-items, obfuscation metrics are forced to become customized. The metrics for sticky networks are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean?