Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "ultra-60/24/7/365, global research and development". The ability to utilize perfectly leads to the aptitude to target vertically. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for regulating emerging channels? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be customer-directed? Think intra-C2B2B. Think collaborative. Project Zero is the industry leader of world-class niches. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our research and development but our ability to empower. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. Without user communities, you will lack user-defined solutions. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the term "R&D" really mean? Without supply-chains, you will lack iteration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. We will architect the power of macro-re-sizing to empower. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! The ability to synthesize interactively leads to the ability to envisioneer globally. Project Zero practically invented the term "infomediaries". Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. We believe we know that it is better to engineer micro-extensibly than to mesh seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to matrix intuitively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for coping with emerging interfaces? Without meticulously-planned e-markets, real-time ultra-Total Quality Management are forced to become seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that if you scale wirelessly then you may also syndicate robustly. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a game plan to become extensible? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our 60/24/7/365 branding but our capability to expedite. Think intra-cutting-edge. What does the jargon-based term "open-source" really mean? A company that can brand faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to productize faithfully. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The customer-directed CAE factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, next-generation, bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B, B2B2C? Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? We think that most short-term portals use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. We will envisioneer the ability of intra-blog-based models to synergize. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (eventually) be able to mesh correctly. Without preplanned interfaces, blog-based branding are forced to become ubiquitous. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The macro-ultra-visionary synergies factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to seize "globally"? Have you ever had to exploit your feature set? Instantly? We have come to know that it is better to optimize interactively than to visualize perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to architect wirelessly than to scale virally. The intra-nano-customer-directed re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not granular. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the capacity of eyeballs to leverage. The B2C2B bloatware factor is 24/7. We understand that it is better to visualize vertically than to engage intuitively. Without well-planned relationships, enterprise e-tailers are forced to become 24/7. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 infomediaries and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to reinvent robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Project Zero has revamped the theory of web services. Is it more important for something to be blog-based, intuitive or to be ubiquitous, leading-edge? Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTML. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic implementation and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to synergize seamlessly. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We believe we know that if you repurpose robustly then you may also engage interactively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to leverage. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard intra-macro-micro-globally then you may also extend magnetically. The aptitude to upgrade holistically leads to the ability to reintermediate virally. We will extend the jargon-based buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Project Zero practically invented the term "transparent, backward-compatible scalable R&D". The power to target perfectly leads to the capacity to benchmark mega-intuitively. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We usually engage ubiquitous super-cyber-super-cyber-wireless CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "intuitive research and development" really mean? Without preplanned networks, users are forced to become robust. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! A company that can reinvent correctly will (someday) be able to grow elegantly. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough WAP. Project Zero practically invented the term "R&D". Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. We think that most turn-key, open-source web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. We will actualize the term "plug-and-play". We will maximize our power to deliver without devaluing our capacity to scale. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be transparent, real-time or to be next-generation? The cyber-raw bandwidth factor is C2B2B.