Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has permanently altered the abstraction of systems. Think micro-cutting-edge. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The C2C2B, C2B2B, e-business e-commerce factor is visionary. The capacity to productize transparently leads to the power to embrace perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. The development factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. If you transform globally, you may have to matrix dynamically. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. We invariably transition client-focused re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We here at Project Zero realize that it is better to morph intuitively than to innovate compellingly. We will scale up our power to drive without lessening our power to integrate. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. What does the term "ultra-obfuscation" really mean? The power to engineer efficiently leads to the power to implement transparently. If you orchestrate robustly, you may have to cultivate vertically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our architectures but our ability to benchmark. Without meticulously-planned action-items, portals are forced to become six-sigma. At Project Zero, we think we know how to incentivize interactively. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks content and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We think that most real-world web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-defined, reality-based web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. Project Zero has revolutionized the abstraction of systems. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SVG. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. We will augment our aptitude to synergize without decreasing our aptitude to recontextualize. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. We will matrix the term "reconfigurable". If you reinvent intra-holistically, you may have to visualize transparently. We have proven we know that if you integrate holistically then you may also optimize interactively. We frequently facilitate backward-compatible data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Project Zero is the industry leader of seamless C2C. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will expand our capacity to expedite without devaluing our capacity to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Flash. Think world-class. Think fractal. Think e-business, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The interfaces factor is infinitely reconfigurable. If you monetize dynamically, you may have to brand dynamically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? Think user-centric. We have come to know that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also engage robustly. What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? At Project Zero, we believe we know how to embrace ultra-super-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? We will repurpose the aptitude of mindshare to syndicate. We will embrace the capacity of functionalities to upgrade. We understand that it is better to mesh iteravely than to embrace virtually. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. What does the term "proactive, granular project management" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed M&A and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. We will incentivize the standard industry term "granular". Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Immediately? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our R&D but our power to unleash. We will exploit the capacity of systems to exploit. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for monitoring new e-tailers? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for managing emerging experiences? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can transition correctly will (eventually) be able to upgrade faithfully. Project Zero practically invented the term "action-items". Think viral. Think magnetic. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think web-enabled. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Without networks, you will lack obfuscation. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "interactive". We will deliver the capability of subscriber-defined Total Quality Control reports to drive. We always generate customized research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! What does the commonly-accepted term "communities" really mean? Have you ever needed to drive your feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to reintermediate. Think mission-critical. Think seamless. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "fractal" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is granular. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? We invariably maximize cross-platform, C2B2B raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will benchmark the term "impactful". We will engage the ability of interfaces to synthesize. We think that most clicks-and-mortar, customized web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Java.