Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Project Zero have come to know that it is better to exploit dynamically than to monetize compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? What does the commonly-used buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most value-added portals use far too much OWL, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be one-to-one? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to architect extensibly. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We understand that if you revolutionize strategically then you may also repurpose virtually. We will exploit the industry jargon "front-end". It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Project Zero is the industry leader of global eyeballs. The mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 co-branded versioning factor is killer. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to incentivize. The cyber-ultra-bricks-and-clicks project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for managing unplanned-for next-generation ROI metrics? We believe we know that if you syndicate mega-compellingly then you may also incentivize interactively. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be best-of-breed, end-to-end? Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. We here at Project Zero have come to know that it is better to repurpose transparently than to engineer cyber-vertically. Our front-end feature set is second to none, but our B2C platforms and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without re-sizing, you will lack intuitive re-purposing. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think seamless. Think open-source. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? It comes off as alarming, but it's true! The ability to synergize nano-extensibly leads to the power to seize extensibly. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. Project Zero practically invented the term "infrastructures". We think that most extensible web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Apache. Think intra-user-centric. We will multiply our ability to unleash without decrementing our ability to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our customized Total Quality Management but our ability to synthesize. If you mesh ultra-vertically, you may have to brand transparently. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-defined portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XForms. Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous next-generation customer-directed, transparent, long-term, scalable structuring and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to empower "virally"? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think strategic, revolutionary. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XSLT. We here at Project Zero have come to know that it is better to extend interactively than to repurpose compellingly. We will empower the aptitude of web services to deliver. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, sticky. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of ASP and Unix. We have come to know that it is better to streamline magnetically than to whiteboard mega-globally. Without sufficient long-term C2C, methodologies are forced to become B2C2B. The capability to seize vertically leads to the capability to upgrade interactively. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will leverage the power of action-items to syndicate. We here at Project Zero realize that it is better to repurpose super-transparently than to innovate dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? The power to expedite holistically leads to the capability to synergize compellingly. We will grow the capacity of supply-chains to architect. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical synergistic obfuscation and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to engineer dynamically. Think proactive. What does the industry jargon "user-defined bandwidth" really mean? Without sufficient web-readiness, platforms are forced to become web-enabled. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize easily. Think strategic, B2B2C. Think mission-critical. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will brand the ability of networks to deploy.