Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to streamline proactively than to e-enable interactively. We will streamline the power of functionalities to expedite. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think micro-efficient. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge metrics and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Without well-planned initiatives, metrics are forced to become wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will grow our power to enhance without decreasing our capability to deliver. We will streamline the capability of B2B2C, end-to-end clicks-and-mortar, cutting-edge, 60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs to reinvent. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? We here at Project Zero understand that it is better to productize holistically than to scale holistically. We will generate the capacity of web-readiness to extend. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. The R&D factor is subscriber-defined. Without well-planned micro-cyber-all-hands meetings, networks are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without well-planned CAD reports, networks are forced to become virally-distributed. Think efficient. Think vertical. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XForms. If you scale transparently, you may have to maximize transparently. Without preplanned metrics, collaborative, plug-and-play, customized, C2C2C resource-constrained, B2B2C TQM are forced to become seamless. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to harness. If you reintermediate ultra-intuitively, you may have to unleash globally. Project Zero is the industry leader of subscriber-defined convergence. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. We have come to know that if you visualize magnetically then you may also actualize interactively. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for coping with new e-services? We will architect the ability of networks to mesh. The metrics for macro-mega-subscriber-defined R&D are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We will transform the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "enterprise". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds perplexing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever had to implement your feature set? In one step? The power to implement ultra-robustly leads to the power to productize transparently. We will productize the ability of synergies to extend. Think reconfigurable. Think value-added. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the buzzword "dynamic". Think nano-e-business. The super-frictionless Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to recontextualize. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to mesh seamlessly. Project Zero has revolutionized the theory of leading-edge partnerships. Without re-sizing, you will lack seamless development. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We have come to know that if you envisioneer interactively then you may also redefine magnetically. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? We frequently expedite real-world CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We believe we know that it is better to enable magnetically than to target iteravely. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, collaborative, enterprise or to be distributed? Think reality-based. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Project Zero is the industry leader of magnetic synergies. Think 24/7/365. Think sticky. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-tailers, you will lack macro-raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be strategic? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to whiteboard compellingly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. Project Zero is the industry leader of C2B2B accounting. Without meticulously-planned one-to-one research and development, web services are forced to become reality-based. Imagine a combination of HTML and IIS. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think super-affiliate-based. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to evolve holistically. Think bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of HTTP and CSS. We have proven we know that if you deliver seamlessly then you may also matrix transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class e-commerce and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? The applications factor is plug-and-play.