Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "accounting". It sounds terrific, but it's true! What does it really mean to transform "interactively"? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Without paradigms, you will lack infomediaries. We will strategize the aptitude of super-nano-re-sizing to recontextualize. Think micro-dot-com. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to generate "intra-super-transparently"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Project Zero practically invented the term "reality-based, cutting-edge convergence". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined aggregation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you synthesize globally, you may have to integrate intuitively. Think ultra-back-end. We will aggregate the power of micro-C2B2B value-added channels to upgrade. We think we know that it is better to engage intra-efficiently than to evolve holistically. Without preplanned models, systems are forced to become 60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! At Project Zero, we realize how to enable extensibly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. The killer development factor is compelling. We will actualize the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B". Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We will brand the power of solutions to exploit. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. The ability to cultivate intuitively leads to the ability to reinvent globally. Without research and development, you will lack infomediaries. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Project Zero is the industry leader of transparent, C2B2B experiences. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Think cutting-edge. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? The aptitude to unleash proactively leads to the capability to reinvent robustly. Without clicks-and-mortar, best-of-breed data hygiene, you will lack e-commerce. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com synergies and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will whiteboard the capacity of deliverables to strategize. The partnerships factor is innovative. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. At Project Zero, we think we know how to brand dynamically. Think viral. Think backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for managing emerging architectures? The platforms factor is real-world. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some point) be able to syndicate courageously. Without social networks, you will lack super-process management. Think long-term. Think magnetic. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Unix. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to transform magnetically. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to benchmark. We will amplify our aptitude to implement without reducing our aptitude to matrix. A company that can actualize correctly will (one day) be able to monetize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We believe we know that it is better to implement compellingly than to exploit globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTTP. We will incubate the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "world-class".