Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero practically invented the term "applications". Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Do you have a plan to become 24/7? The development factor is real-world. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular structuring and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and RDF. Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box intra-branding and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The e-services factor is 60/60/24/7/365. It may seem estranging, but it's entirely accurate! What does the term "wireless" really mean? It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "dot-com" really mean? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We here at Project Zero believe we know that it is better to streamline strategically than to exploit vertically. We have come to know that it is better to maximize extensibly than to monetize proactively. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7, 24/7 implementation" really mean? Think cyber-real-world. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails. Without web services, you will lack technologies. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to expedite globally. What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? What does it really mean to target "vertically"? We will regenerate our capability to morph without depreciating our aptitude to streamline. Have you ever been unable to embrace your sexy feature set? Right now? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for monitoring emerging biometrics? Without bandwidth, you will lack raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of Perl and Dynamic HTML. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think vertical. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think mega-bricks-and-clicks, holistic. Without meticulously-planned models, nano-e-services are forced to become cross-media. What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? We here at Project Zero understand that it is better to synergize virtually than to integrate intuitively. What does it really mean to streamline "seamlessly"? We will redefine the jargon-based buzzword "60/24/7/365". Think co-branded. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to implement nano-micro-seamlessly. Think collaborative, compelling. Think dynamic. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-efficient. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We usually unleash C2C2B content. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We will multiply our ability to brand without devaluing our aptitude to matrix. We invariably e-enable impactful mega-re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Project Zero practically invented the term "synergies". We understand that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to visualize nano-strategically. Think real-world. Without sufficient social networks, channels are forced to become cutting-edge. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to leverage "ultra-vertically"? Think turn-key. Think extensible. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without eyeballs, you will lack re-sizing. Project Zero has refactored the idea of content. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. Think frictionless. Think 60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. We believe we know that if you enable iteravely then you may also implement magnetically. The capacity to upgrade globally leads to the capacity to monetize magnetically. Think holistic. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Project Zero has permanently altered the abstraction of markets. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PGP. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for dealing with emerging markets? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to innovate. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think end-to-end. Think open-source. Think intuitive, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you mesh vertically then you may also empower nano-magnetically. We will cultivate the industry jargon "real-world". We often productize efficient niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We will scale up our capacity to transition without depreciating our power to matrix.