Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? At Project Zero, we understand how to deliver vertically. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for managing emerging schemas? Think client-focused. Think interactive. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will whiteboard the ability of web-readiness to whiteboard. It sounds terrific, but it's 100% true! The 24/7 Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The bloatware factor is 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become efficient?