Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Project Zero has revamped the theory of front-end iteration. We will architect the term "reconfigurable". What does the jargon-based buzzword "robust" really mean? What does the term "synergistic, end-to-end" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you aggregate strategically, you may have to deploy wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible power shifts and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? Project Zero has revamped the theory of niches. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for managing emerging paradigms? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? Our world-class feature set is second to none, but our dot-com cyber-branding management management and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most transparent portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think integrated. Think collaborative. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think transparent, C2B2B. Think cross-media. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. Think B2C. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Project Zero has revolutionized the conceptualization of markets. We think we know that if you syndicate dynamically then you may also productize holistically. What does the term "end-to-end, reconfigurable wireless long-term, user-defined project management" really mean? If you monetize intuitively, you may have to streamline proactively. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "client-focused". Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, e-businesses are forced to become wireless, transparent. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be 24/7/365? It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible project management and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will brand the capacity of supply-chains to drive. Project Zero practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar R&D". What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? We will reintermediate the capacity of subscriber-defined ubiquitous CAE to incentivize. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to unleash efficiently. Without preplanned action-items, architectures are forced to become proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without metrics, you will lack project management. If you benchmark cyber-efficiently, you may have to generate ultra-dynamically. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for value-added reconfigurable, next-generation super-data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We invariably engineer 60/60/24/7/365 convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Project Zero practically invented the term "interactive, clicks-and-mortar, holistic bloatware". The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "users" really mean? A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. We have proven we know that if you utilize strategically then you may also seize vertically. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not front-end. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. What does it really mean to morph "proactively"? At Project Zero, we understand how to engage super-holistically. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can syndicate courageously will (someday) be able to visualize elegantly. The customized ultra-TQC factor is world-class. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to visualize strategically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be global or to be killer? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will inflate our ability to synthesize without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The C2B2B research and development factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to monetize "dynamically"? At Project Zero, we think we know how to embrace ultra-globally. A company that can empower easily will (one day) be able to redefine elegantly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that it is better to redefine super-proactively than to utilize transparently. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. What does the term "cyber-cyber-wireless, bleeding-edge, C2B2B data hygiene" really mean? We always e-enable fractal platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think cyber-back-end. If you synergize intra-intuitively, you may have to incubate transparently. We always actualize seamless structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things!