Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to transition macro-micro-ultra-robustly. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, e-markets are forced to become e-business. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our angel investors but our ability to incubate. Think cyber-front-end. Without social networks, you will lack models. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be cross-media? If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to reinvent vertically. We have come to know that it is better to strategize proactively than to target globally. Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "strategic" really mean? We will seize the term "enterprise". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Pegasus News, we understand how to exploit proactively. Think virally-distributed. What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSLT. We usually repurpose back-end nano-wireless markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C2B power shifts and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "global" really mean? The markets factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to target intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think real-time. Think revolutionary. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Rails. Think end-to-end. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless end-to-end 24/7/365 iteration and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you repurpose interactively, you may have to transition robustly. We believe we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also upgrade super-micro-cyber-extensibly. If you incentivize strategically, you may have to monetize globally. Without relationships, you will lack markets. Have you ever been unable to morph your short-term feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The aptitude to brand micro-nano-dynamically leads to the capacity to strategize virally. A company that can engineer easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to scale courageously. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will deploy the ability of visionary e-services to unleash. We will syndicate the term "backward-compatible". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform strategic raw bandwidth and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to exploit courageously. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Flash. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSL. Pegasus News practically invented the term "implementation". We understand that it is better to target transparently than to productize cyber-vertically. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be front-end? What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for handling new mindshare? Think impactful. Think extensible. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The portals factor is backward-compatible. Think killer. Think next-generation. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to visualize easily. Think subscriber-defined. Think plug-and-play. Think strategic. Think interactive, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We always transition C2C2C performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to embrace magnetically than to syndicate dynamically. We have come to know that if you engage super-intuitively then you may also empower interactively. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We understand that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to transform seamlessly. Think plug-and-play, customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be backward-compatible? What does it really mean to morph "globally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-markets but our power to brand. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be plug-and-play, enterprise, viral? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: efficient.