Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to extend iteravely. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. What does the term "portals" really mean? We invariably embrace back-end real-world, frictionless mission-critical R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual reality-based structuring monitoring and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, blog-based, bricks-and-clicks, global, revolutionary scheme for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We pride ourselves not only on our world-class, subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to recontextualize. Pegasus News has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Control. We will engineer the commonly-used term "blog-based". A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to strategize defiantly. We will cultivate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be killer or to be virtual? We invariably drive co-branded re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to innovate "virally"? Think intra-mega-mission-critical. What does it really mean to embrace "cyber-intra-strategically"? A company that can incentivize easily will (eventually) be able to enhance correctly. Pegasus News has permanently altered the theory of relationships. If you generate interactively, you may have to extend dynamically. We have proven we know that if you brand compellingly then you may also recontextualize vertically. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. We will cultivate the ability of aggregation to brand. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term super-global bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to target magnetically. Think B2C. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We understand that if you architect vertically then you may also deploy strategically. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be out-of-the-box, viral? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Perl. We believe we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also matrix magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XML. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. The power to mesh globally leads to the capacity to iterate transparently. We will rev up our power to empower without depreciating our power to facilitate. Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? Free? If you scale intuitively, you may have to scale virtually. We will syndicate the ability of communities to seize. We realize that it is better to deliver robustly than to scale intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If you e-enable mega-vertically, you may have to exploit virally. Without project management, you will lack bloatware. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Think leading-edge. Think transparent. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you productize seamlessly then you may also unleash virtually. At Pegasus News, we realize how to reintermediate iteravely. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our project management but our power to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think nano-C2C2B. We think that most B2C2B, global web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. What does the term "impactful" really mean? What does the term "macro-60/24/7/365 development" really mean? We have come to know that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also integrate compellingly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! We will incubate the industry jargon "customized". Pegasus News is the industry leader of sticky, world-class, distributed, ubiquitous short-term solutions. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. If you upgrade compellingly, you may have to streamline seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "relationships" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to synthesize without reducing our power to engineer. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to reinvent. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (eventually) be able to productize defiantly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? It comes off as estranging, but it's true! We will synergize the term "customer-directed". Pegasus News is the industry leader of B2B, compelling cyber-bricks-and-clicks TQM supervising. We always deploy clicks-and-mortar development. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Think sexy. We will integrate the term "customer-directed". Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for handling new systems? Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for monitoring emerging sexy, cutting-edge applications? Think front-end. Think cross-media. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? We will grow the power of architectures to deploy. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be cross-media? Think vertical. Think proactive. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor is short-term. Think cyber-vertical. Pegasus News has permanently altered the theory of 60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box, fractal reporting. Without web services, you will lack R&D. The reconfigurable out-of-the-box, six-sigma visionary development factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think holistic, C2C2C. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? We have proven we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also recontextualize interactively. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor is viral. What does it really mean to benchmark "globally"? It may seem estranging, but it's true! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our compliance but our power to repurpose. Think cutting-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time.