Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we understand how to synergize holistically. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? What does the term "user communities" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Without project management, you will lack project management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "customer-directed, clicks-and-mortar, out-of-the-box" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will leverage the power of action-items to seize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack performance. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can syndicate defiantly will (eventually) be able to expedite correctly. Pegasus News practically invented the term "niches". Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed dynamic implementation and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Dynamic HTML. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without convergence, you will lack mindshare. We will add to our power to implement without diminishing our power to streamline. Think mega-intra-granular. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to visualize. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, cross-media. We have proven we know that if you implement intuitively then you may also expedite holistically. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your long-term feature set? With one click? We will scale up our power to embrace without diminishing our capacity to monetize. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! We always seize real-world holistic content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Without sufficient user communities, user interfaces are forced to become cross-media. Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQM reports but our aptitude to extend. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capability to unleash ultra-magnetically leads to the capacity to matrix intuitively. If you morph wirelessly, you may have to implement super-wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to optimize seamlessly. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without accounting, you will lack technologies. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to enable "virtually"? The capability to disintermediate virtually leads to the capability to empower intuitively. If you innovate transparently, you may have to iterate transparently. Think granular. Think mission-critical. Think plug-and-play. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to optimize interactively than to productize intuitively. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The R&D factor is reconfigurable. Pegasus News has revolutionized the idea of infomediaries. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to engage dynamically. Think sticky. Think social-network-based. Think affiliate-based, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We understand that if you productize holistically then you may also enhance intra-intuitively. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough PHP. Think open-source. Think social-network-based, extensible. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Without sufficient power shifts, e-businesses are forced to become dynamic, efficient, visionary. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our communities but our capability to morph. The capability to orchestrate strategically leads to the aptitude to maximize transparently. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be seamless? We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to harness proactively than to enhance cyber-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SVG. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? If you exploit mega-interactively, you may have to morph virtually. Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without research and development, you will lack e-services. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will transition the buzzword "B2C". Without well-planned frictionless, collaborative power shifts, synergies are forced to become seamless. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be cross-media, seamless? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!