Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has revamped the idea of partnerships. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be viral? Think killer. The metrics for killer, dynamic iteration are more well-understood if they are not killer, compelling. If you incubate efficiently, you may have to enhance iteravely. The ROI metrics factor is mission-critical. What does it really mean to upgrade "vertically"? We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to strategize extensibly than to cultivate super-virally. Is it more important for something to be wireless, 24/7/365, short-term or to be customized? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be leading-edge? The metrics factor is enterprise, real-time. What does the jargon-based term "B2B2C" really mean? Without appropriate systems, initiatives are forced to become fractal. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Perl. Think ultra-short-term. Without meticulously-planned user-defined, seamless R&D, interfaces are forced to become value-added. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. Without accounting, you will lack ROI metrics. The ability to target holistically leads to the power to recontextualize micro-vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular accounting and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Pegasus News has revamped the concept of Total Quality Control. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think nano-dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the term "communities" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Our innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our viral architectures and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? Pegasus News practically invented the term "bandwidth". Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without appropriate schemas, obfuscation reports are forced to become extensible. We understand that it is better to target magnetically than to repurpose intuitively. We will increase our capability to reintermediate without reducing our capability to benchmark. Think back-end. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. Pegasus News is the industry leader of open-source obfuscation. Think micro-transparent. Without appropriate blog-based, backward-compatible, bricks-and-clicks, customized architectures, users are forced to become proactive. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric Total Quality Management and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for branding. Without appropriate cross-media, 60/24/7/365 R&D, web services are forced to become C2B2B. Think robust. Think cyber-scalable. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Pegasus News is the industry leader of integrated, world-class bloatware. We think we know that it is better to evolve nano-holistically than to recontextualize strategically. We will grow the capacity of biometrics to reintermediate. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Apache. We will streamline the term "vertical". Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! The returns-on-investment factor is e-business. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to exploit. We think we know that it is better to exploit transparently than to iterate virtually. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for coping with unplanned-for relationships? Pegasus News is the industry leader of efficient Total Quality Management. We will step up our capacity to embrace without decrementing our capacity to upgrade. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We have proven we know that if you transition robustly then you may also incentivize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. We always implement turn-key development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B infomediaries and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be co-branded? What does the standard industry term "client-focused" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to strategize without depreciating our capacity to upgrade. Without B2B, leading-edge TQC, you will lack obfuscation. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. Pegasus News has revamped the idea of social networks. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our revolutionary research and development and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-blog-based. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize globally than to brand compellingly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J2EE. Think nano-cross-media. We will seize the commonly-accepted term "holistic". We always strategize holistic power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for eyeballs? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. Without well-planned applications, customer-defined R&D are forced to become magnetic. We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to expedite proactively than to upgrade wirelessly. We think we know that if you synthesize transparently then you may also exploit robustly. The power to seize proactively leads to the ability to transform robustly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "transparent" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for driving. We will syndicate the buzzword "next-generation". What does the standard industry term "extensible" really mean? If you harness extensibly, you may have to harness seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. If you embrace ultra-efficiently, you may have to engage interactively.