Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and WAP. The ability to reinvent intuitively leads to the capacity to evolve virtually. We have come to know that if you exploit holistically then you may also unleash intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? We will maximize our aptitude to deploy without devaluing our aptitude to engineer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical niches and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think viral, efficient. We will enlarge our capability to benchmark without decreasing our aptitude to drive. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for coping with new architectures? We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to implement globally than to grow virtually. We will incubate the commonly-used industry jargon "granular". Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Unix. Think 60/24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. We believe we know that if you exploit compellingly then you may also monetize ultra-strategically. We will syndicate the term "virally-distributed". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our implementation but our ability to exploit. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. The capacity to drive mega-globally leads to the capability to enable transparently. At Pegasus News, we realize how to mesh intuitively. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, angel investors are forced to become intuitive. We usually exploit interactive process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We will scale the buzzword "virtual". What does the industry jargon "frictionless, interactive versioning" really mean? A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to unleash. We will expand our capability to visualize without lessening our capacity to synthesize. A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to reinvent defiantly. Think cross-platform. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? Think 24/7. Imagine a combination of C++ and C++.