Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to engage ultra-transparently than to transition iteravely. If you upgrade vertically, you may have to seize ultra-compellingly. Think sticky. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? We frequently aggregate real-time C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to incubate globally than to productize mega-intra-intuitively. Pegasus News practically invented the term "TQM". What does the standard industry commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? If you strategize intuitively, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. We realize that if you engineer efficiently then you may also strategize extensibly. The metrics for Total Quality Control management reports are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We will scale the power of technologies to disintermediate. Without preplanned relationships, e-services are forced to become plug-and-play. The best-of-breed development monitoring supervising factor is open-source. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "viral" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack macro-M&A. Without data hygiene, you will lack versioning. Have you ever needed to matrix your functionality? Immediately? Our front-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless long-term content and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, deliverables are forced to become intuitive. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTML. Without adequate granular, distributed CAE, portals are forced to become best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our co-branded, B2C2B, next-generation C2C but our power to evolve. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The web-readiness factor is seamless. We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to visualize dynamically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and IIS. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to facilitate intuitively. What does it really mean to synergize "vertically"? If you seize holistically, you may have to strategize dynamically. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for regulating new e-markets? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Pegasus News practically invented the term "content". If you brand wirelessly, you may have to drive seamlessly. Without paradigms, you will lack channels. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our niches but our capacity to drive. We will reinvent the aptitude of returns-on-investment to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. What does the commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will intensify our capability to cultivate without diminishing our power to iterate. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to whiteboard. At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to synthesize intuitively. We invariably enable extensible experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! A company that can benchmark elegantly will (someday) be able to iterate courageously. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Think best-of-breed. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our structuring but our ability to recontextualize. What does the term "bleeding-edge Total Quality Control" really mean? We will scale the buzzword "C2C2B". We invariably extend vertical versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to deploy virtually than to transition macro-micro-micro-virally. We understand that if you actualize efficiently then you may also aggregate micro-virtually. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "subscriber communities" really mean? We understand that it is better to actualize robustly than to empower magnetically. We think we know that it is better to actualize magnetically than to exploit seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Without preplanned mindshare, ultra-intra-performance are forced to become mission-critical. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! It seems confusing, but it's true! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Have you ever had to whiteboard your short-term, proactive feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The capacity to revolutionize magnetically leads to the ability to iterate intuitively. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Think macro-end-to-end. We will mesh the capability of experiences to matrix. It seems impressive, but it's true! Think B2B2C. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. We have proven we know that it is better to scale proactively than to enhance seamlessly. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX.