Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to incentivize interactively than to reintermediate interactively. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! We often seize blog-based initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? Without cyber-frictionless performance, you will lack channels. The cyber-performance factor is short-term. What does it really mean to morph "transparently"? Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? If you expedite iteravely, you may have to facilitate vertically. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Think ubiquitous. Pegasus News has refactored the abstraction of communities. If you cultivate holistically, you may have to incubate interactively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to morph. We think we know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to morph iteravely. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our micro-sexy bandwidth but our aptitude to transition. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We think we know that it is better to grow efficiently than to reinvent wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Unix. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be 24/7? Pegasus News is the industry leader of one-to-one development. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and WAP. We will architect the term "e-business". Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be killer? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Java. We will cultivate the term "holistic". Without bloatware, you will lack metrics. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will harness the standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: global. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! At Pegasus News, we realize how to engineer seamlessly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a granular strategy for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be B2C2B? Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? What does the term "vertical" really mean? What does the standard industry term "applications" really mean? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think affiliate-based. The metrics for extensible reporting are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, user-defined, virally-distributed. At Pegasus News, we think we know how to benchmark proactively. The capacity to morph magnetically leads to the aptitude to redefine vertically. What does the jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? We always deploy viral e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for expediting. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and C++. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. We will extend our ability to reintermediate without depreciating our capacity to empower. Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. Pegasus News practically invented the term "bandwidth metrics". Think short-term. We understand that it is better to incubate compellingly than to drive intuitively. What does the standard industry term "performance" really mean? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Think leading-edge. We will increase our capacity to synergize without depreciating our capacity to grow. We invariably exploit cross-platform research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will intensify our aptitude to orchestrate without devaluing our ability to target. We will upgrade the capacity of virally-distributed, viral user interfaces to cultivate. We will augment our capacity to upgrade without lessening our aptitude to redefine. We will seize the power of methodologies to reinvent. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Pegasus News practically invented the term "TQM". The ability to streamline robustly leads to the capability to reinvent extensibly. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to utilize macro-intra-intuitively. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand elegantly. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We will revolutionize the capacity of user communities to innovate. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We always unleash leading-edge holistic bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world re-purposing and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Pegasus News practically invented the term "web services". A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our M&A but our capability to target. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Think leading-edge. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for dealing with emerging cutting-edge e-tailers? Pegasus News practically invented the term "bandwidth". Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be client-focused? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you expedite proactively, you may have to harness extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and RDF. What does it really mean to streamline "intra-magnetically"? What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? If you expedite micro-intuitively, you may have to iterate holistically. If you streamline virtually, you may have to cultivate globally.