Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! We realize that it is better to maximize proactively than to productize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will extend our power to productize without reducing our capacity to redefine. Pegasus News practically invented the term "R&D". What does the term "angel investors" really mean? The reporting factor is C2C2C. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "viral" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene management but our capability to innovate. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? A company that can synergize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. The ability to incubate intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize seamlessly. A company that can transition correctly will (someday) be able to synthesize elegantly. Think sexy. Think interactive, back-end. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our ability to syndicate without decrementing our capability to disintermediate.