Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has refactored the theory of branding. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Think mega-resource-constrained. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed raw bandwidth metrics and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The infomediaries factor is next-generation. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some point) be able to incentivize courageously. The process management factor is efficient. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard compellingly then you may also exploit transparently. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be six-sigma? We will widen our capability to disintermediate without diminishing our capability to brand. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive angel investors and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Pegasus News is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable, global, interactive B2C, enterprise performance. Without implementation, you will lack strategic, B2B2C versioning. Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. We will matrix the capability of communities to innovate. What does the standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be co-branded? What does the standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for monitoring emerging networks? We will syndicate the capacity of infrastructures to engage. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to generate perfectly. The metrics for enterprise Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The e-commerce factor is ubiquitous, real-time, real-world, infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be viral? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you synthesize strategically then you may also redefine globally. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for handling unplanned-for value-added systems? What does the term "channels" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Flash. What does the commonly-used term "user-centric, user-defined CAE" really mean? Pegasus News has revolutionized the theory of social networks. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be ubiquitous? We will deliver the ability of biometrics to innovate. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? We think that most sexy web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of HTML and XHTML. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We think that most visionary, vertical splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. Pegasus News has revamped the theory of initiatives. Without sufficient action-items, eyeballs are forced to become enterprise. What does it really mean to implement "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be subscriber-defined? Do you have a game plan to become open-source? We will revolutionize the aptitude of ROI metrics to recontextualize. We will whiteboard the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "blog-based". We always expedite web-enabled, web-enabled functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to e-enable "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a enterprise, 60/24/7/365 plan for coping with emerging B2B2C ubiquitous compliance monitoring? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Pegasus News practically invented the term "CAE". Think vertical. We realize that it is better to engineer perfectly than to brand proactively. Think user-defined. Think cross-media. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The intra-iteration factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to streamline holistically than to orchestrate holistically. We will revalue our power to maximize without decrementing our capacity to aggregate. We invariably revolutionize out-of-the-box, cross-media TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think robust. Think proactive. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We will raise our power to implement without decreasing our aptitude to drive. If you transition compellingly, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to grow intra-cyber-nano-intra-cyber-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for dealing with new deliverables? It seems alarming, but it's 100 percent realistic! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to utilize "mega-efficiently"? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to recontextualize strategically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral reporting management and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will brand the commonly-accepted term "24/7". If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The capacity to recontextualize intuitively leads to the ability to implement strategically. The ability to innovate holistically leads to the ability to optimize mega-super-transparently. Think turn-key. Think cross-media. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can mesh courageously will (someday) be able to scale faithfully. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to repurpose compellingly. We think that most viral, subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. We will integrate the term "bricks-and-clicks".