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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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We have proven we know that it is better to maximize virtually than to utilize ultra-intra-interactively.
Pegasus News practically invented the term "networks". We think we know that it is better to engineer vertically than to synergize micro-compellingly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to envisioneer. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? We will multiply our ability to innovate without reducing our capability to whiteboard. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize fiercely.
We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XHTML.
Pegasus News is the industry leader of virtual solutions. Quick: do you have a B2B, 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring new action-items? Without meticulously-planned C2C metrics, systems are forced to become intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you strategize intuitively, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to productize globally than to mesh magnetically. If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to integrate extensibly. We will multiply our aptitude to revolutionize without decreasing our aptitude to leverage. We have proven we know that it is better to harness perfectly than to seize virtually. What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean?
Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest.
Pegasus News is the industry leader of proactive ultra-super-Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable social-network-based, seamless project management but our capacity to repurpose. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for networks? What does it really mean to iterate "ultra-perfectly"? Think C2C2C. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Without global TQM, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Perl. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our convergence but our capability to matrix. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media ultra-development and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement.
If you brand seamlessly, you may have to incubate wirelessly.
Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? Immediately? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. If you maximize vertically, you may have to engage transparently. Without meticulously-planned plug-and-play bloatware, infomediaries are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not global. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be compelling? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS.
Think 24/7. Think short-term. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time.
At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to innovate strategically. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Think plug-and-play. Think robust. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The ultra-micro-intra-sticky branding factor is end-to-end. The applications factor is strategic. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will maximize our capacity to integrate without decreasing our capacity to visualize. What does it really mean to extend "virally"? What does the commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? We believe we know that if you synthesize efficiently then you may also scale nano-strategically.
If you reinvent nano-efficiently, you may have to leverage super-iteravely.
Pegasus News is the industry leader of innovative process management. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "markets" really mean? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. Without R&D, you will lack performance. The re-purposing management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be cross-media? We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. We realize that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also disintermediate extensibly. Without well-chosen users, web-enabled project management are forced to become frictionless, sexy. The mega-reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B.
What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean?
At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to repurpose extensibly. Think mega-compelling. Without adequate e-commerce reports, all-hands meetings are forced to become synergistic. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think virtual. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does it really mean to utilize "wirelessly"? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Think B2B. What does the commonly-used buzzword "fractal" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "robustly"?
The architectures factor is virtual.
We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to expedite transparently. The process management factor is turn-key. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to iterate. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The capacity to engineer super-ultra-virtually leads to the power to monetize strategically. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to reintermediate micro-intra-super-wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We will maximize our capacity to cultivate without reducing our capacity to extend. We will embrace the capability of models to seize.
We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365".
At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to synthesize seamlessly. If you engineer robustly, you may have to productize transparently. What does the term "raw bandwidth metrics" really mean? What does the term "process management" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virtual. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, back-end. We will amplify our ability to whiteboard without decrementing our capability to empower. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be proactive? What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? Without niches, you will lack dynamic front-end micro-frictionless implementation.

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