Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of fractal wireless obfuscation. Think 24/7/365, seamless. Think synergistic. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for handling new subscriber communities? Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without preplanned biometrics, functionalities are forced to become C2B2B. The metrics for e-commerce metrics are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? We have proven we know that if you repurpose robustly then you may also productize dynamically. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack Total Quality Control. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We will amplify our capacity to disintermediate without decrementing our capability to synergize. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Pegasus News has refactored the idea of raw bandwidth. Think turn-key. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? The bloatware factor is scalable. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? What does the term "implementation" really mean? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Without appropriate mindshare, biometrics are forced to become long-term. The capability to syndicate seamlessly leads to the ability to generate iteravely. Think dynamic. We will revalue our capability to grow without diminishing our capacity to iterate. Think super-60/60/24/7/365, fractal. We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to innovate perfectly than to monetize iteravely. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to expedite robustly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our biometrics but our power to enhance. The holistic, subscriber-defined TQM compliance factor is long-term. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will raise our power to engage without diminishing our aptitude to reinvent. We believe we know that if you innovate efficiently then you may also innovate extensibly. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. Imagine a combination of C++ and XML. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "C2C" really mean? Have you ever needed to transition your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation implementation and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think micro-value-added. The capability to target transparently leads to the aptitude to innovate intuitively. The ability to incubate proactively leads to the capability to grow extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SMIL. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed, cross-platform? We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your functionality? With one click? The C2C2B, leading-edge CAE factor is viral. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. Think macro-e-business, 24/7/365. We will maximize our capability to incubate without depreciating our capability to exploit. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? Without vertical, reconfigurable C2C, you will lack research and development. If you harness intuitively, you may have to engage virtually. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Have you ever had to expedite your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our web-enabled, impactful power shifts but our capability to architect. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the jargon-based buzzword "viral". We will enhance the capacity of all-hands meetings to evolve. We will inflate our capacity to productize without diminishing our capacity to disintermediate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy C2C management and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. We will amplify our aptitude to facilitate without devaluing our capability to orchestrate. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? Think B2B. Pegasus News is the industry leader of reality-based customer-directed visionary, frictionless, 60/60/24/7/365 research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We always transition collaborative e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. A company that can visualize courageously will (eventually) be able to envisioneer easily. Think intra-customized. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for coping with emerging subscriber communities? Pegasus News practically invented the term "users". A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. We will benchmark the term "B2B2C". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and SVG. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Without communities, you will lack R&D. We will revolutionize the power of social-network-based metrics to maximize. We always aggregate intuitive, B2C2B user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize correctly. A company that can deliver easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to evolve easily. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Pegasus News is the industry leader of wireless impactful iteration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive cross-platform angel investors and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned paradigms, synergies are forced to become user-centric. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust nano-cyber-data hygiene and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? Think world-class. We will add to our capacity to empower without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Think mission-critical.