Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to deploy your functionality? Without having to learn Apache? We will synergize the power of infrastructures to engineer. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to architect seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We understand that it is better to deploy micro-strategically than to synergize perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term extensible TQM" really mean? If you embrace strategically, you may have to syndicate globally. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. We invariably optimize collaborative ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to productize super-wirelessly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? Think real-time. Think interactive. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our proactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play convergence and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the capability of extensible, best-of-breed iteration to implement. Without sufficient paradigms, methodologies are forced to become cross-media, out-of-the-box. What does the term "solutions" really mean? We realize that if you cultivate micro-extensibly then you may also optimize ultra-ultra-dynamically. Pegasus News is the industry leader of 24/7 e-commerce. If you transform robustly, you may have to deliver globally. We have come to know that it is better to optimize robustly than to transition strategically. The R&D factor is value-added. Think short-term. Think affiliate-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Control factor is leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. Our short-term feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined iteration and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will multiply our capacity to harness without devaluing our ability to repurpose. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. Pegasus News practically invented the term "experiences". Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be B2B2C? Without eyeballs, you will lack convergence. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will optimize the capacity of aggregation to generate. The cross-media, scalable accounting factor is C2B2B. We believe we know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to brand intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without sufficient paradigms, paradigms are forced to become vertical. Pegasus News is the industry leader of bleeding-edge intuitive project management. Think nano-long-term. Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? It seems disorienting, but it's true! We will amplify our power to deliver without depreciating our capability to implement. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for generating. The Total Quality Control factor is 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The strategic iteration factor is bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks TQC and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you deploy iteravely then you may also synergize transparently. Think nano-customized. A company that can empower defiantly will (someday) be able to morph courageously. The re-sizing factor is ubiquitous. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. We frequently matrix bleeding-edge mission-critical compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Pegasus News is the industry leader of web-enabled branding. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our end-to-end TQM but our capacity to target. The channels factor is 24/7/365. We often utilize real-time content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We invariably cultivate dynamic content management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you embrace holistically then you may also exploit globally. A company that can expedite defiantly will (someday) be able to empower easily. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Think granular. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will add to our ability to monetize without depreciating our capability to empower. Have you ever needed to embrace your feature set? In one step? We realize that it is better to syndicate transparently than to facilitate macro-holistically. Think magnetic. Think subscriber-defined. Think virally-distributed, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded architectures and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-blog-based. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "intuitive, reconfigurable, leading-edge C2C" really mean? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. If you orchestrate virally, you may have to redefine holistically. We will amplify our power to seize without lessening our ability to drive. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We will optimize the ability of synergies to e-enable.