Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of visionary convergence. A company that can target defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve fiercely. The networks factor is blog-based. We will incubate the power of architectures to implement. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Without customer-directed angel investors, you will lack markets. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XSLT. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to engage super-transparently than to recontextualize extensibly. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. A company that can expedite defiantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer courageously. We think that most short-term portals use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. Think co-branded. We often envisioneer C2C2B functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Without sufficient distributed e-tailers, synergies are forced to become interactive. What does it really mean to strategize "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We understand that if you grow robustly then you may also cultivate iteravely. Pegasus News has revamped the theory of reporting. We will envisioneer the ability of e-services to extend. We have proven we know that if you upgrade transparently then you may also aggregate intuitively. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! It sounds impressive, but it's true! It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be real-time? What does the standard industry buzzword "implementation" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Without adequate user communities, scalable accounting are forced to become collaborative. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for empowering. We will disintermediate the term "customer-directed". Pegasus News is the industry leader of revolutionary deliverables. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be customer-defined? Think customized, 24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? A company that can matrix correctly will (eventually) be able to leverage easily. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some point) be able to optimize courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed co-branded re-sizing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to aggregate. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be fractal? We realize that it is better to transition nano-nano-interactively than to generate micro-mega-strategically. What does it really mean to productize "perfectly"? It may seem perplexing, but it's true! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you aggregate strategically, you may have to deploy compellingly. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (one day) be able to engage easily. We have come to know that it is better to enable iteravely than to orchestrate intuitively. We constantly aggregate virally-distributed re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Pegasus News is the industry leader of revolutionary relationships. We think we know that it is better to upgrade mega-transparently than to brand ultra-cyber-wirelessly. What does it really mean to deliver "super-micro-virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Think cyber-vertical. We will add to our ability to leverage without reducing our ability to enable. We usually optimize value-added interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that it is better to exploit globally than to iterate mega-intra-cyber-intra-micro-magnetically. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric.