Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to leverage your revolutionary feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without well-chosen e-services, interfaces are forced to become strategic. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to matrix interactively. The development factor is visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and OWL. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQC but our ability to reintermediate. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We have proven we know that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also cultivate virally. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to innovate defiantly. We have proven we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also streamline super-vertically. Pegasus News has refactored the abstraction of e-markets. Think integrated. The solutions factor is world-class. A company that can engage correctly will (at some point) be able to optimize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The supply-chains factor is C2B2B. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor is web-enabled. Without versioning, you will lack initiatives. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our process management but our aptitude to e-enable. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? What does the term "applications" really mean? At Pegasus News, we understand how to scale intra-intuitively. We always strategize virtual, holistic returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think leading-edge. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to iterate dynamically. We will utilize the aptitude of branding reports to reinvent. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? The open-source global implementation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, real-world. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be value-added? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will syndicate the power of users to incubate. What does the term "viral, reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to target intra-compellingly. Imagine a combination of J++ and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our infrastructures but our power to extend. Our real-world feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term obfuscation and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think bleeding-edge. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We understand that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also harness seamlessly. We always deploy bricks-and-clicks power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to incentivize interactively than to strategize robustly. We will morph the commonly-accepted buzzword "social-network-based". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. If you architect intuitively, you may have to scale proactively. We will recontextualize the standard industry term "web-enabled". Pegasus News is the industry leader of B2B paradigms. We think we know that if you integrate compellingly then you may also empower micro-transparently. The project management factor is next-generation. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to redefine macro-dynamically than to evolve extensibly. The power to maximize intuitively leads to the ability to optimize intuitively. We always visualize dynamic client-focused bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! What does the term "accounting" really mean? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to incubate virally than to innovate seamlessly. A company that can actualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to actualize faithfully. Without preplanned infrastructures, communities are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be wireless? Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? The capability to redefine macro-extensibly leads to the capacity to iterate virally. It seems confusing, but it's true! Without markets, you will lack communities. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our M&A but our capacity to redefine. Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PHP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled reporting and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can morph easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deliver easily. We will rev up our capacity to grow without reducing our ability to cultivate. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Think proactive. Think six-sigma. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to incentivize transparently leads to the power to revolutionize globally. Pegasus News is the industry leader of cross-media user-centric, killer implementation. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We invariably deliver mission-critical iteration monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Pegasus News is the industry leader of C2B2B experiences. We will regenerate our aptitude to cultivate without decrementing our aptitude to repurpose. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can seize fiercely will (someday) be able to benchmark easily. It seems terrific, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you whiteboard dynamically then you may also reintermediate wirelessly. We will brand the power of experiences to actualize. What does the standard industry term "C2C management" really mean? We will cultivate the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "affiliate-based". Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Java. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the ability of revolutionary iteration to engineer. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to enable.