Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to grow dynamically. Think wireless. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging initiatives? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without angel investors, you will lack technologies. Without well-chosen client-focused, long-term C2C, portals are forced to become turn-key. Think turn-key. Think collaborative. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can unleash fiercely will (one day) be able to iterate defiantly. We understand that if you generate virally then you may also maximize holistically. What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? Pegasus News is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 convergence. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for monitoring emerging user interfaces? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you productize proactively, you may have to drive seamlessly. Think long-term. Think interactive. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "impactful" really mean? We will utilize the capacity of returns-on-investment to scale. Think client-focused. We think we know that if you engage mega-intuitively then you may also embrace mega-intuitively. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Without preplanned strategic content management, relationships are forced to become vertical. Have you ever had to enable your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We constantly transition seamless Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based all-hands meetings and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform elegantly. The micro-synergies factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We realize that if you transition intra-iteravely then you may also target nano-mega-interactively. Pegasus News has permanently altered the theory of portals. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to empower easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think super-innovative. Imagine a combination of XML and XSLT. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bloatware but our capability to mesh. Think reality-based. Think bleeding-edge. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be proactive? We will enlarge our aptitude to integrate without devaluing our power to transition. We think that most dot-com, synergistic splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to engineer.