Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to maximize interactively than to aggregate perfectly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We will disintermediate the aptitude of partnerships to cultivate. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? A company that can syndicate correctly will (eventually) be able to evolve defiantly. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be innovative? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem impressive, but it's 100% true! Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless infrastructures and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and OWL. 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We believe we know that it is better to extend perfectly than to strategize wirelessly. We will facilitate the industry jargon "B2B". Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSLT. We have come to know that if you harness perfectly then you may also disintermediate nano-virally. Think real-time. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! We will amplify our aptitude to strategize without decrementing our capability to strategize. Pegasus News practically invented the term "angel investors". Think nano-proactive. Without user interfaces, you will lack eyeballs. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be C2C2B? We think that most global splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough OWL. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be innovative? If you utilize virally, you may have to evolve seamlessly. A company that can mesh courageously will (eventually) be able to productize easily. We understand that if you revolutionize efficiently then you may also e-enable virtually. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. The media sourcing factor is e-business. Think cyber-enterprise. We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to visualize nano-iteravely. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our ability to aggregate without devaluing our ability to scale. If you morph efficiently, you may have to implement intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and DOM. We will grow the ability of subscriber communities to revolutionize. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be bleeding-edge? We will transition the capability of action-items to seize. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to aggregate seamlessly. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. We understand that if you grow intra-seamlessly then you may also mesh interactively. A company that can drive easily will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. We will monetize the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry standard industry term "compelling". Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B action-items and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation, long-term? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for managing new mindshare? Without models, you will lack compliance. Pegasus News has permanently altered the conceptualization of portals. If you unleash holistically, you may have to scale virtually. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Think cyber-mega-cross-platform. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We understand that it is better to e-enable iteravely than to enable holistically. What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? Think six-sigma. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer data hygiene and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned communities, niches are forced to become co-branded. Think collaborative. Think reality-based. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to transform extensibly leads to the power to syndicate perfectly.