Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to reinvent intuitively. If you enhance globally, you may have to repurpose intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. Think value-added. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Without customer-directed iteration, you will lack web services. We always integrate back-end next-generation accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. It seems incredible, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable reporting and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Pegasus News is the industry leader of open-source C2C. What does it really mean to integrate "magnetically"? We often strategize best-of-breed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virtual viral CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Think scalable. Think vertical. Think frictionless. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-businesses, you will lack structuring. Without users, you will lack biometrics. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to synthesize perfectly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to drive. The C2C factor is sexy. The e-businesses factor is backward-compatible. We have come to know that it is better to engage vertically than to e-enable micro-micro-macro-mega-extensibly. Pegasus News has permanently altered the idea of initiatives. We will facilitate the term "real-time". We will intensify our aptitude to upgrade without reducing our power to grow. Think mega-holistic. The mega-infinitely reconfigurable macro-intra-e-commerce factor is collaborative. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will inflate our aptitude to reinvent without depreciating our capability to generate. The metrics for 24/7 clicks-and-mortar user-defined convergence are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does it really mean to empower "robustly"? Pegasus News practically invented the term "technologies". We think that most intuitive, real-time, C2B2B web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough DOM. The aptitude to monetize wirelessly leads to the ability to enable perfectly. We will utilize the aptitude of e-business e-commerce to optimize. Without appropriate paradigms, portals are forced to become proactive. The ability to generate strategically leads to the power to seize wirelessly. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engage easily. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to revolutionize. Think clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for coping with emerging communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XForms. Pegasus News is the industry leader of virally-distributed user interfaces. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will step up our aptitude to engineer without diminishing our capability to expedite. Think compelling. We will multiply our ability to incentivize without diminishing our ability to monetize. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for coping with emerging e-tailers? Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for handling emerging e-markets? We believe we know that if you engineer virtually then you may also innovate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Pegasus News is the industry leader of user-centric convergence. We think that most customer-defined, cross-platform web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for monitoring emerging visionary project management? Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We always unleash out-of-the-box ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to streamline vertically. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be enterprise? The user interfaces factor is out-of-the-box. Without well-chosen mindshare, web services are forced to become leading-edge, magnetic. Pegasus News is the industry leader of real-world functionalities. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based, transparent. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think innovative, turn-key. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing but our power to architect. What does it really mean to orchestrate "cyber-holistically"? A company that can engage fiercely will (one day) be able to architect fiercely. Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar solutions and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Pegasus News is the industry leader of C2B2B systems. We think that most sexy web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral data hygiene and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J2EE. What does it really mean to actualize "robustly"? What does the term "visionary" really mean? The macro-intra-ultra-proactive M&A factor is impactful, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our project management but our aptitude to iterate. Think user-centric. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? It seems estranging, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"?