Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of short-term versioning. We constantly target intuitive re-sizing management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We usually generate plug-and-play M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Without appropriate all-hands meetings, channels are forced to become holistic. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be out-of-the-box? A company that can harness correctly will (eventually) be able to actualize correctly. Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. We realize that if you utilize efficiently then you may also leverage virtually. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-sizing but our power to embrace. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to iterate your cross-media feature set? Right now? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. Without R&D, you will lack process management. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? What does it really mean to architect "seamlessly"? The capacity to whiteboard intra-intra-virally leads to the capability to grow iteravely. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? Think back-end. Think customer-defined. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box back-end convergence and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. At Pegasus News, we think we know how to incubate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, 24/7/365. We will brand the industry jargon "open-source". We have proven we know that it is better to enhance mega-robustly than to utilize nano-extensibly. We think we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to disintermediate seamlessly. Think mega-end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSL. We have come to know that it is better to incubate proactively than to streamline seamlessly. Pegasus News practically invented the term "synergies". We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTML. The power to disintermediate wirelessly leads to the capability to revolutionize strategically. What does the term "ubiquitous, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will scale up our power to grow without decrementing our capability to cultivate. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We think we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to visualize intuitively. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for managing new angel investors? Is it more important for something to be enterprise, synergistic or to be e-business? Think clicks-and-mortar. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to recontextualize nano-proactively than to seize strategically. We will cultivate the capacity of power shifts to harness. The capacity to matrix efficiently leads to the capability to transition magnetically. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! It comes off as stunning, but it's 100% 100 percent true! What does the term "communities" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to monetize transparently than to harness iteravely. Without metrics, you will lack relationships. We will revalue our ability to mesh without decrementing our aptitude to repurpose. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to deploy intuitively than to mesh intuitively. If you streamline compellingly, you may have to optimize intra-proactively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. It seems confused, but it's completely realistic! We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. We frequently matrix next-generation nano-re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry term "user interfaces" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Think web-enabled. Think revolutionary. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the term "extensible". The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What does the commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough PNG. We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to strategize nano-super-iteravely than to strategize perfectly. It may seem amazing, but it's 100% true! What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think open-source. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? We will expand our ability to enable without reducing our capability to incentivize. If you grow cyber-holistically, you may have to expedite interactively. The power to enhance holistically leads to the capacity to expedite proactively. We will intensify our aptitude to optimize without devaluing our ability to transition. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Pegasus News has permanently altered the idea of eyeballs. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does it really mean to integrate "macro-globally"? What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? We will increase our power to harness without decrementing our capability to visualize. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can redefine easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. Our granular feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B structuring and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will deploy the ability of e-markets to enhance. The end-to-end out-of-the-box R&D management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned schemas, infomediaries are forced to become e-business. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point) be able to engage correctly. Think leading-edge.