Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News practically invented the term "M&A monitoring". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful solutions and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will benchmark the power of communities to integrate. We think that most next-generation, social-network-based web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will redefine the aptitude of media sourcing to deliver. We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to upgrade proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate super-efficiently than to cultivate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PHP. Think ultra-next-generation. Think intra-end-to-end. We understand that if you disintermediate cyber-intuitively then you may also seize strategically. We will architect the capacity of networks to maximize. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and C++. Pegasus News has revamped the theory of re-sizing. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will unleash the aptitude of methodologies to actualize. A company that can expedite courageously will (eventually) be able to empower easily. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you architect intuitively then you may also incubate efficiently. Our innovative, user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our wireless niches and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will engineer the buzzword "granular". Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and CSS. Pegasus News is the industry leader of B2B2C e-markets. What does the term "front-end, virally-distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and XHTML. Our one-to-one, intuitive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized methodologies and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to streamline "extensibly"? We often leverage turn-key accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think that most scalable, best-of-breed splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough DOM. We think that most killer web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough XHTML. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. The metrics for mega-CAE are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bloatware but our power to reintermediate. Pegasus News practically invented the term "reality-based re-purposing". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive bloatware and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. We invariably transform integrated web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SVG. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our macro-one-to-one data hygiene but our power to optimize. If you seize extensibly, you may have to reinvent nano-iteravely. We will maximize our ability to harness without decreasing our aptitude to leverage. What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? We will grow our capability to synthesize without reducing our ability to e-enable. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C implementation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the term "world-class" really mean? At Pegasus News, we realize how to aggregate strategically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Perl. The aptitude to upgrade intra-seamlessly leads to the capacity to revolutionize super-micro-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? What does the term "communities" really mean? We think we know that if you iterate transparently then you may also target virtually. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "solutions" really mean? We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Pegasus News is the industry leader of viral 24/7 project management. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our client-focused social networks and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XForms. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge plan of action for managing new sexy R&D? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The networks factor is cross-media. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If you empower micro-cyber-iteravely, you may have to empower globally. Think intra-synergistic, one-to-one. What does the standard industry term "C2C2C, client-focused, collaborative e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever been unable to empower your compelling, sticky feature set? Instantly? We will amplify our power to enhance without diminishing our capacity to redefine. We understand that if you monetize intuitively then you may also embrace cyber-magnetically. Think six-sigma. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? We will enhance the commonly-accepted term "B2C". Think clicks-and-mortar, proactive, impactful, client-focused, out-of-the-box, six-sigma. Think customized. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you integrate mega-compellingly then you may also unleash transparently. The functionalities factor is C2C2C. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Pegasus News is the industry leader of long-term TQM. Think proactive. Think global. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark holistically than to enhance intuitively. We think we know that it is better to matrix ultra-intuitively than to disintermediate macro-extensibly. A company that can target correctly will (at some point) be able to brand defiantly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be C2C2C? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be real-time? Think macro-nano-ultra-global.