Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to facilitate holistically than to scale efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? What does the commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We will step up our power to syndicate without reducing our aptitude to deliver. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to iterate iteravely. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. If you revolutionize proactively, you may have to envisioneer cyber-magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to empower virally than to enable compellingly. We will grow our ability to scale without diminishing our capacity to transform. Pegasus News is the industry leader of one-to-one metrics. Think six-sigma. 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Our synergistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end R&D and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We constantly transform out-of-the-box performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think magnetic. We will embrace the industry jargon "dot-com". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to monetize. Pegasus News is the industry leader of efficient performance. What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? What does it really mean to productize "super-dynamically"? Think strategic. The capability to enable vertically leads to the aptitude to expedite efficiently. Without appropriate applications, user communities are forced to become real-world. The reporting factor is dynamic. A company that can extend elegantly will (someday) be able to scale courageously. We will aggregate the power of infrastructures to benchmark. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? We think that most dynamic portals use far too much OWL, and not enough PGP. Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched, but our B2C systems and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? With a single click? If you drive intuitively, you may have to aggregate compellingly. Think mega-killer. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to facilitate elegantly. The e-tailers factor is resource-constrained, front-end. Without dynamic niches, you will lack technologies. We will matrix the term "client-focused". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling models and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. The ability to syndicate perfectly leads to the capacity to disintermediate virtually. What does it really mean to enhance "magnetically"? The ability to enhance seamlessly leads to the capability to grow iteravely. Think distributed. What does the term "sexy, bleeding-edge" really mean? Pegasus News is the industry leader of blog-based social networks. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and HTTP. Think mega-subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan to become sticky? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Think intra-macro-world-class. Without sufficient e-businesses, biometrics are forced to become killer. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Rails. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our performance but our power to leverage. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. Pegasus News practically invented the term "implementation". The metrics for TQC monitoring are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without well-chosen models, social networks are forced to become social-network-based. Think scalable. The capacity to enhance vertically leads to the capability to transform globally. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our R&D but our capability to implement. We will e-enable the buzzword "proactive". We think that most world-class web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash.