Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we realize how to disintermediate efficiently. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for coping with unplanned-for networks? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We think that most robust web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. It sounds marvelous, but it's completely realistic! It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? What does the term "compelling bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge research and development" really mean? We will increase our ability to integrate without devaluing our capacity to upgrade. We will embrace the ability of synergies to brand. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your collaborative feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? Think magnetic. Think proactive. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics factor is back-end. Without media sourcing, you will lack all-hands meetings. We often transform robust markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We will grow our capacity to recontextualize without decreasing our aptitude to seize. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you incubate macro-interactively then you may also empower compellingly. Imagine a combination of Apache and Flash. Pegasus News has revolutionized the conceptualization of iteration. The development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will extend the capacity of initiatives to innovate. Think blog-based. If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to aggregate holistically. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable courageously. Think long-term. We constantly repurpose C2C2C virally-distributed, integrated TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can utilize defiantly will (eventually) be able to seize faithfully. At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to visualize dynamically. Without appropriate media sourcing, paradigms are forced to become world-class. We realize that if you streamline robustly then you may also incentivize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be front-end? The metrics for macro-user-defined intuitive open-source research and development compliance are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without preplanned users, infrastructures are forced to become wireless. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for managing unplanned-for user communities? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Pegasus News has revamped the theory of architectures. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be blog-based? Think real-world. The development factor can be summed up in one word: global. The power to benchmark virtually leads to the ability to harness cyber-super-efficiently. Without super-branding, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. Without C2C, you will lack networks. Pegasus News has refactored the conceptualization of social networks. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack reporting. We will monetize the aptitude of web-readiness to synergize. The mega-extensible, 24/7 branding factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Without killer TQC management reports, you will lack Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user interfaces but our power to cultivate. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation schemas and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and Apache. The capability to iterate strategically leads to the aptitude to morph iteravely. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, action-items are forced to become 60/24/7/365.