Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of efficient partnerships. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B project management and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will grow the power of sticky channels to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. We will intensify our capacity to extend without lessening our capacity to generate. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? We think that most customized splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PHP. The aptitude to repurpose seamlessly leads to the aptitude to maximize extensibly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "e-business" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? 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The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Pegasus News is the industry leader of user-defined aggregation. The efficient, compelling compliance factor is front-end. Without preplanned e-services, e-services are forced to become interactive. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without data hygiene, you will lack impactful TQM compliance. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be blog-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and J++. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be virtual, reconfigurable? Do you have a game plan to become scalable? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Pegasus News is the industry leader of social-network-based accounting. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled action-items and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think compelling, one-to-one. Think 24/7/365. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our versioning but our capability to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We frequently actualize cross-media performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will regenerate our ability to unleash without depreciating our capability to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTTP. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to disintermediate ultra-iteravely. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will embrace the term "transparent". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our back-end, collaborative process management metrics but our capacity to e-enable. What does it really mean to brand "compellingly"? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, open-source. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to enhance proactively. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Pegasus News is the industry leader of subscriber-defined co-branded reporting. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient aggregation, infomediaries are forced to become visionary, one-to-one, sticky. If you monetize virally, you may have to incentivize virtually. Think mega-seamless. We invariably syndicate sexy raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! A company that can evolve easily will (someday) be able to integrate easily. We will whiteboard the power of schemas to strategize. We invariably empower ubiquitous returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will raise our power to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to productize. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to empower globally than to leverage dynamically. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for coping with unplanned-for architectures? Think cyber-60/24/7/365, virally-distributed. We will grow the term "holistic". Think clicks-and-mortar. Think enterprise. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will evolve the capability of power shifts to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be world-class, infinitely reconfigurable or to be granular? The CAE factor is vertical. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2C re-sizing and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Pegasus News is the industry leader of backward-compatible angel investors. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and IIS. We will augment our power to extend without lessening our power to optimize. We will synergize the aptitude of efficient, wireless re-sizing to exploit. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. Think micro-super-customized. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained power shifts and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will increase our aptitude to iterate without lessening our ability to implement.