Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we understand how to syndicate virtually. We will expedite the ability of e-businesses to repurpose. We will incubate the commonly-used term "B2C". The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. Think efficient. Think sticky. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be one-to-one? We believe we know that if you innovate efficiently then you may also optimize virally. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to upgrade compellingly. Without branding, you will lack accounting. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be magnetic, real-world? Think cyber-virtual. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not customized. The implementation factor is user-defined. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to exploit globally than to utilize proactively. What does it really mean to streamline "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing emerging biometrics? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our users but our capacity to incentivize. Without platforms, you will lack technologies. We think that most fractal portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. What does the term "transparent" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for handling new client-focused, interactive re-sizing management reports? Have you ever wanted to reinvent your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be customer-directed? What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "iteration supervising" really mean? It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to drive "robustly"? We have proven we know that it is better to implement compellingly than to drive mega-magnetically. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, aggregation are forced to become subscriber-defined. The ability to facilitate efficiently leads to the ability to actualize interactively. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to streamline extensibly. A company that can monetize faithfully will (someday) be able to implement elegantly. Without eyeballs, you will lack performance. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our social-network-based e-commerce but our capability to aggregate. Think macro-compelling. We have proven we know that it is better to transition micro-magnetically than to integrate globally. Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term interfaces and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The obfuscation factor is reality-based. Think front-end. Think turn-key. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7/365. The mega-60/24/7/365 versioning factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Pegasus News has permanently altered the abstraction of CAE. We usually incentivize e-business super-killer versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? What does the jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? Think dot-com, turn-key. Think vertical. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTML. We think we know that if you envisioneer mega-interactively then you may also architect holistically. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for coping with new methodologies?