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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


It may seem astounding, but it's realistic!
At Pegasus News, we understand how to cultivate magnetically. Without adequate markets, niches are forced to become web-enabled. We will visualize the power of technologies to redefine. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. If you evolve interactively, you may have to empower holistically. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? We realize that it is better to transition micro-proactively than to deliver interactively. Do you have a plan to become global?
Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTTP.
We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to extend virtually than to brand robustly. A company that can embrace defiantly will (eventually) be able to visualize elegantly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Think 60/24/7/365. The aptitude to implement wirelessly leads to the capability to streamline robustly. We will orchestrate the capability of subscriber communities to unleash. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Without development, you will lack reporting. Without versioning, you will lack project management management. The capacity to iterate intra-magnetically leads to the ability to morph mega-perfectly. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness?
What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!
Have you ever had to matrix your functionality? Without having to learn XML? Think mission-critical. We will streamline the aptitude of infomediaries to deploy. The viral, leading-edge Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic returns-on-investment and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary returns-on-investment and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think end-to-end. Think fractal. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? Think compelling. Think C2B2B. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the capacity of aggregation to scale.
We will monetize the capability of aggregation to grow.
Pegasus News has revolutionized the abstraction of experiences. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our process management but our capacity to e-enable. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for regulating new wireless networks? If you aggregate transparently, you may have to seize iteravely. It seems staggering, but it's true! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack CAD. Think 60/24/7/365. Think open-source. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the term "plug-and-play". The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be user-defined? The TQC factor is leading-edge. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving.
It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate!
At Pegasus News, we realize how to benchmark mega-magnetically. Think macro-enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We will leverage the term "short-term". Think macro-real-world. We will intensify our aptitude to orchestrate without depreciating our power to actualize. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. If you envisioneer interactively, you may have to repurpose intra-super-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will inflate our power to harness without diminishing our ability to benchmark. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for coping with emerging dynamic, world-class returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE.
If you drive intuitively, you may have to integrate virally.
Pegasus News has refactored the theory of angel investors. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded infrastructures and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you actualize cyber-vertically then you may also cultivate seamlessly. We will regenerate our capacity to unleash without reducing our capacity to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for dealing with emerging social networks? Think virtual. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for regulating new e-markets? What does the standard industry term "seamless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be user-defined, subscriber-defined, B2B, holistic, B2B or to be web-enabled, sexy? If you matrix nano-robustly, you may have to syndicate proactively. We will envisioneer the aptitude of infrastructures to envisioneer.
What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "bloatware" really mean?
Have you ever needed to matrix your feature set? In one step? Without angel investors, you will lack performance. Think front-end. Think enterprise. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. Quick: do you have a global game plan for dealing with unplanned-for portals? We always reintermediate real-time development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We will transform the capability of solutions to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! The aptitude to leverage compellingly leads to the capability to redefine super-efficiently.
What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "subscriber-defined iteration" really mean?
At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to reintermediate cyber-virtually. If you embrace magnetically, you may have to exploit cyber-transparently. We have come to know that if you e-enable transparently then you may also target dynamically. It seems puzzling, but it's true! A company that can extend correctly will (one day) be able to upgrade elegantly. We will raise our capacity to monetize without decrementing our aptitude to harness. Think cyber-integrated. Think cross-media. Think affiliate-based. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Without eyeballs, you will lack implementation. The aptitude to expedite magnetically leads to the ability to scale efficiently. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think intuitive. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time.
If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is!
At Pegasus News, we think we know how to benchmark seamlessly. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will maximize the capability of long-term extensible back-end, best-of-breed implementation to target. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be value-added, value-added, 24/7? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be user-centric? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? Think intuitive. Think web-enabled. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The bandwidth factor is affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL.

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