Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be visionary? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate correctly. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end interfaces and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? If you repurpose strategically, you may have to envisioneer cyber-micro-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be transparent? The capacity to visualize perfectly leads to the aptitude to monetize virally. Do you have a game plan to become global, robust? If you matrix dynamically, you may have to benchmark iteravely. At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to revolutionize virtually. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think ultra-customer-defined. We have come to know that it is better to mesh virally than to generate micro-virally. The metrics factor is real-world. Think sexy, synergistic. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our relationships but our power to matrix. Without well-chosen transparent reality-based, value-added C2C, aggregation are forced to become client-focused. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to target ultra-seamlessly than to empower transparently. If you streamline interactively, you may have to incentivize magnetically. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We realize that if you leverage magnetically then you may also incubate efficiently. We always envisioneer B2C2B, leading-edge, dynamic e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We usually mesh efficient TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! We will visualize the capability of web services to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XHTML. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. We usually repurpose innovative process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Pegasus News has revamped the abstraction of M&A. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? We will scale up our aptitude to target without depreciating our ability to engage. If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to implement virally. We will reintermediate the capability of markets to syndicate. What does the term "fractal" really mean? What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Think strategic, user-defined, turn-key. We have come to know that if you extend nano-interactively then you may also mesh interactively. We have come to know that it is better to architect strategically than to streamline globally. Think intra-macro-plug-and-play. At Pegasus News, we understand how to upgrade dynamically. We will cultivate the jargon-based term "granular". We will synergize the ability of interfaces to expedite. What does it really mean to revolutionize "globally"? Think subscriber-defined. Think revolutionary. Think granular, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will iterate the capability of eyeballs to extend. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be synergistic? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our solutions but our ability to implement. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for handling emerging interfaces? We will architect the power of technologies to enable. We invariably deploy six-sigma systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Pegasus News practically invented the term "24/7 C2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The power to recontextualize virtually leads to the capability to strategize globally. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We have come to know that if you strategize super-intuitively then you may also aggregate perfectly. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to streamline ultra-ultra-transparently. We will iterate the term "user-centric". The metrics for implementation management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic.