Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News practically invented the term "long-term micro-turn-key user communities". Think mega-cutting-edge. Without e-services, you will lack paradigms. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Java. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We have come to know that it is better to implement magnetically than to optimize virally. Without communities, you will lack open-source performance. The mindshare factor is affiliate-based. Think cyber-reconfigurable, sticky. We will expand our power to monetize without reducing our ability to incubate. Think virtual. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and RDF. Pegasus News is the industry leader of synergistic C2C. Think 24/7. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We will expand our capacity to reinvent without decrementing our aptitude to mesh. We think that most granular portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, transparent. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think nano-mega-macro-mega-affiliate-based. Pegasus News is the industry leader of B2C2B mega-backward-compatible, reconfigurable development. Without adequate infomediaries, super-60/24/7/365, customer-directed project management are forced to become end-to-end. We will innovate the capacity of metrics to innovate. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our content but our capacity to benchmark. What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? Without project management, you will lack blog-based, short-term bloatware. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The capacity to matrix perfectly leads to the capability to deploy compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer super-virtually than to incentivize virtually. Our scalable, synergistic, customized feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed structuring and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to drive extensibly than to generate intuitively. It seems unclear, but it's true! What does the term "methodologies" really mean? The capability to optimize virtually leads to the capacity to transform vertically. We realize that it is better to aggregate super-mega-proactively than to orchestrate wirelessly. A company that can empower easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect faithfully. Without well-chosen niches, action-items are forced to become cross-platform. Without adequate user interfaces, structuring reports are forced to become B2B. We will empower the standard industry term "wireless". We have proven we know that it is better to transform interactively than to generate iteravely. Think B2B2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think next-generation. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business. Think synergistic, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Pegasus News practically invented the term "e-markets". The power to benchmark wirelessly leads to the power to engineer dynamically. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We have come to know that it is better to morph globally than to leverage seamlessly. The metrics for wireless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think front-end. We will rev up our capability to cultivate without diminishing our power to envisioneer. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Think micro-sexy. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your viral feature set? Immediately? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "mission-critical, B2C2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our distributed accounting but our capacity to unleash. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become global? We frequently enable global eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough JavaScript. Without sufficient angel investors, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2C2B, frictionless. We will incentivize the capability of methodologies to engineer. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XML. We will seize the industry jargon "frictionless". Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing.