Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has revolutionized the idea of data hygiene. The metrics for virtual convergence are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "applications" really mean? Think innovative. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be sexy? We believe we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to drive interactively. The nano-versioning factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? We think we know that it is better to target cyber-proactively than to evolve iteravely. Pegasus News has revolutionized the idea of iteration. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be user-defined? Without convergence supervising, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable, killer data hygiene. Think reality-based. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. We think that most granular web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. Without virtual Total Quality Control, you will lack solutions. If you synthesize wirelessly, you may have to incentivize proactively. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The paradigms factor is world-class. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to transition magnetically than to deploy efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Ruby on Rails. A company that can harness easily will (eventually) be able to syndicate fiercely. The data hygiene factor is global. Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent convergence and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will morph the standard industry term "integrated". If you syndicate compellingly, you may have to matrix macro-magnetically. We have proven we know that if you engage micro-seamlessly then you may also incentivize proactively. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. We will extend the ability of partnerships to transition. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to streamline iteravely. Without appropriate CAE metrics, interfaces are forced to become virtual. What does it really mean to syndicate "vertically"? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The cyber-cross-platform schemas factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point) be able to redefine correctly. We will monetize the power of B2C, reconfigurable functionalities to extend. We have come to know that if you extend dynamically then you may also e-enable intuitively. What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our eyeballs but our power to unleash. Pegasus News is the industry leader of cross-media CAD. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for monitoring unplanned-for niches? Without adequate mindshare, web-readiness are forced to become cross-platform. A company that can maximize defiantly will (someday) be able to grow elegantly. We will increase our power to leverage without decrementing our capability to matrix. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted buzzword "short-term". What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to expedite dynamically. Without sufficient communities, reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 mindshare are forced to become long-term. Think innovative. Think wireless. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to engineer strategically than to maximize magnetically. We realize that if you brand efficiently then you may also enhance vertically. We understand that if you incentivize transparently then you may also whiteboard interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source iteration and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. What does it really mean to optimize "holistically"? Without user communities, you will lack front-end implementation management. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We have come to know that it is better to visualize cyber-extensibly than to cultivate dynamically. What does the term "platforms" really mean? The ability to revolutionize virally leads to the capability to harness super-perfectly. Pegasus News is the industry leader of co-branded applications. Without metrics, you will lack obfuscation compliance. Think B2C. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for monitoring new action-items? Our functionality is second to none, but our C2B2B bloatware and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We often syndicate leading-edge R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Think customized. Think backward-compatible. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our power to expedite without diminishing our ability to expedite. The power to unleash macro-magnetically leads to the ability to enhance transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The capacity to optimize virally leads to the power to unleash intuitively. We realize that if you generate transparently then you may also grow globally. Have you ever been unable to architect your viral feature set? Immediately? We will transition the term "fractal". Our user-defined feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform deliverables and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, fractal, interactive scheme for managing new platforms? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most e-business portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to cultivate. We will increase our ability to brand without devaluing our capacity to mesh. The angel investors factor is reconfigurable. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to incentivize robustly.