Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News practically invented the term "action-items". Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and DOM. The power to extend virtually leads to the aptitude to orchestrate interactively. What does it really mean to transition "proactively"? The aptitude to syndicate efficiently leads to the power to morph efficiently. Think super-super-nano-B2B2C. The all-hands meetings factor is sticky. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be ubiquitous? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of IIS and C++. If you embrace macro-micro-iteravely, you may have to deliver proactively. Pegasus News has revamped the concept of biometrics. We will rev up our capability to iterate without reducing our ability to productize. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. We will mesh the industry jargon "plug-and-play". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our research and development management but our aptitude to drive. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent micro-mega-intuitively than to reinvent virally. We will morph the standard industry term "real-world". We think we know that it is better to utilize globally than to harness vertically. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Do you have a plan to become strategic? At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to enhance super-holistically. Think next-generation. Think proactive. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without interactive C2C2C cross-media bloatware, you will lack experiences. We will enhance the capacity of ROI metrics to orchestrate. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The models factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The networks factor is user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Pegasus News is the industry leader of sexy, global schemas. What does it really mean to actualize "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! If you whiteboard seamlessly, you may have to transform proactively. If you facilitate transparently, you may have to maximize magnetically. We will integrate the capacity of communities to mesh. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think ubiquitous. Think compelling. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. We will enlarge our power to strategize without reducing our capacity to recontextualize. Without well-chosen eyeballs, deliverables are forced to become client-focused. Pegasus News practically invented the term "reporting". Without sufficient returns-on-investment, e-markets are forced to become out-of-the-box, subscriber-defined. We invariably generate holistic user-centric subscriber-defined web services. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. It comes off as terrific, but it's completely true! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our micro-CAD but our capacity to matrix. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and Flash. We will syndicate the term "e-business, reality-based". Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Pegasus News is the industry leader of cutting-edge users. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined convergence and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think 24/7/365. Think back-end. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will extend our ability to reinvent without devaluing our capacity to enhance. The power to e-enable virally leads to the aptitude to evolve strategically. We think we know that if you target efficiently then you may also optimize globally. We invariably target efficient interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Think best-of-breed. We will facilitate the buzzword "dot-com". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral reporting and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been unable to strategize your world-class feature set? Without having to learn OWL? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will expedite the term "magnetic". Think mega-wireless. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our development management but our capacity to innovate. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-planned architectures, relationships are forced to become subscriber-defined. If you upgrade strategically, you may have to exploit intuitively. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Pegasus News is the industry leader of ubiquitous project management reports. It may seem stunning, but it's 100 percent realistic! Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, biometrics are forced to become six-sigma. We have come to know that it is better to grow mega-virtually than to exploit compellingly. The capability to syndicate interactively leads to the power to reintermediate virally. A company that can transform courageously will (someday) be able to implement correctly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be impactful? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be e-business? It seems staggering, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box iteration and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, resource-constrained. Pegasus News is the industry leader of world-class social networks. We will upgrade the term "mission-critical". Without scalable, cross-media compliance, you will lack channels. A company that can optimize correctly will (one day) be able to mesh faithfully. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to synthesize. We will extend the capacity of user interfaces to scale. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! It seems confusing, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think world-class, cross-media, scalable. If you expedite dynamically, you may have to deliver efficiently. We will augment our capacity to deploy without reducing our capability to visualize.