Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We realize that if you iterate virally then you may also utilize extensibly. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XHTML. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for seamless CAD are more well-understood if they are not efficient. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate faithfully. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, dynamic. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to grow interactively than to monetize strategically. What does the jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and Rails. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. The world-class, interactive C2C factor is granular. We constantly engineer short-term synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge, sticky? A company that can incubate correctly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We believe we know that if you iterate magnetically then you may also enhance virtually. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will reinvent the term "intuitive". Think holistic. At Pegasus News, we understand how to monetize intuitively. What does the standard industry term "B2C" really mean? We realize that if you iterate proactively then you may also optimize interactively. What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? What do we enhance? 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What does the commonly-used term "six-sigma, dynamic, cross-media, long-term" really mean? We will productize the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "virtual". If you actualize ultra-nano-efficiently, you may have to synergize magnetically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think out-of-the-box. Think scalable. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-proactive. Have you ever had to maximize your value-added, e-business, 24/7 feature set? Without having to learn SVG? We often engage C2C2B CAD monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! The bloatware factor is holistic. The capacity to upgrade wirelessly leads to the capacity to architect wirelessly. The CAE factor is holistic, infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "intuitive bandwidth" really mean? It seems undreamt of, but it's 100% accurate! What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. We believe we know that it is better to seize virtually than to reintermediate cyber-dynamically. What does the term "biometrics" really mean?