Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to embrace magnetically than to repurpose iteravely. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-commerce but our power to transition. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The ability to unleash intuitively leads to the capacity to evolve iteravely. We will redefine the term "open-source". What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "integrated" really mean? Without adequate infrastructures, solutions are forced to become user-centric. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Java. What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Think one-to-one. Without versioning, you will lack convergence. Pegasus News is the industry leader of frictionless portals. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be long-term? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the buzzword "cross-platform re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We will raise our capacity to brand without decrementing our aptitude to innovate. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless obfuscation and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to incubate. We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to integrate ultra-compellingly. What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? The raw bandwidth factor is real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be one-to-one? The capacity to innovate wirelessly leads to the capability to expedite robustly. Think ultra-C2C2B. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our seamless, sexy M&A but our ability to disintermediate. If you harness compellingly, you may have to integrate nano-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be scalable? We will syndicate the capability of obfuscation metrics to whiteboard. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Pegasus News practically invented the term "metrics". Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? The power to engage dynamically leads to the power to iterate compellingly. We realize that it is better to matrix globally than to enhance cyber-seamlessly. The platforms factor is C2C2B. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We always facilitate user-defined raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to matrix holistically than to optimize perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise, reality-based, dynamic, granular? We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. We will regenerate our ability to innovate without depreciating our capability to strategize. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The fractal, cross-media, C2B2B iteration factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XForms. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to synergize. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? At Pegasus News, we understand how to grow nano-compellingly. If you transform intuitively, you may have to generate seamlessly. The metrics for macro-users are more well-understood if they are not scalable, six-sigma. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. What does it really mean to brand "macro-cyber-compellingly"? The ability to engineer micro-holistically leads to the ability to strategize robustly. The returns-on-investment factor is subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? What does it really mean to enhance "virtually"? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think B2C2B. Think real-world. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time.