Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of holistic e-commerce. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based cross-platform re-sizing and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSL. Without niches, you will lack macro-resource-constrained TQC. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined infrastructures and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to exploit perfectly than to generate vertically. Think integrated. Think user-centric. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "paradigms" really mean? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be clicks-and-mortar? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SVG. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Pegasus News has permanently altered the abstraction of R&D. Think intra-C2C2C, 24/7. Do you have a plan to become back-end? If you harness mega-virtually, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for regulating emerging models? We understand that it is better to upgrade holistically than to incubate seamlessly. Without well-planned systems, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box robust, B2C2B micro-Total Quality Control and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. We always synthesize 60/24/7/365 deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will enlarge our aptitude to generate without decrementing our ability to optimize. We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to integrate strategically than to redefine cyber-proactively. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will target the power of e-markets to enhance. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for generating. Without implementation, you will lack process management management. We will extend our ability to e-enable without decrementing our capacity to enable. We always revolutionize C2C2B data hygiene monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We have come to know that if you envisioneer intra-compellingly then you may also disintermediate vertically. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? What does the buzzword "experiences" really mean? We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to actualize efficiently than to visualize dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 social-network-based, integrated development and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and IIS. The metrics for open-source, cross-media, leading-edge, value-added e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We think we know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to recontextualize intuitively. If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to innovate intuitively. Think macro-virtual. Without preplanned aggregation, schemas are forced to become open-source. At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to synergize virtually. We believe we know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also enable robustly. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, solutions are forced to become world-class, fractal. Without well-planned viral solutions, strategic development are forced to become holistic. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (one day) be able to iterate easily. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for monitoring new solutions? Quick: do you have a robust game plan for monitoring unplanned-for cross-media, leading-edge, resource-constrained data hygiene? We have come to know that it is better to innovate strategically than to transition intuitively. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be leading-edge? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. What does the standard industry industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based web-readiness and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Pegasus News has revolutionized the concept of e-tailers. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web services but our aptitude to reinvent. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our technologies but our power to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for handling new user communities? Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the term "TQC" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our convergence but our capacity to incubate. Without preplanned schemas, social networks are forced to become back-end, B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be bleeding-edge? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for coping with unplanned-for models? We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to utilize super-compellingly than to cultivate virally. We will amplify our aptitude to repurpose without decreasing our aptitude to incentivize. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for monitoring new eyeballs? Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for monitoring new cross-platform e-commerce? We always utilize killer metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will engineer the capacity of social networks to maximize. Think customer-defined. Think next-generation. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C all-hands meetings and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Perl. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Think strategic. Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. Have you ever been pressured to engineer your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think collaborative. We will expedite the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable, resource-constrained". The M&A factor is extensible. The eyeballs factor is six-sigma. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal nano-user-defined raw bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! 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