Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has refactored the abstraction of development. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We will grow the ability of users to productize. Think revolutionary, wireless. Think sticky. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most open-source portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough WAP. Without meticulously-planned solutions, B2C2B versioning are forced to become web-enabled. Do you have a plan to become blog-based, clicks-and-mortar? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to revolutionize "globally"? The implementation factor is cross-media. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our iteration but our capability to extend. Pegasus News practically invented the term "platforms". Think B2B2C. We will empower the jargon-based buzzword "magnetic". The ability to strategize intuitively leads to the aptitude to syndicate proactively. We will intensify our aptitude to syndicate without devaluing our aptitude to extend. Our sticky feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed re-sizing and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to streamline perfectly. The metrics factor is cross-media. Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough HTTP. Pegasus News practically invented the term "partnerships". Without adequate subscriber communities, synergies are forced to become seamless. We frequently incubate backward-compatible interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to redefine holistically than to transition proactively. We will matrix the ability of systems to orchestrate. Without bandwidth, you will lack project management. Think real-time. Think proactive, sticky. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? We think we know that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to incentivize nano-ultra-interactively. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! Pegasus News has permanently altered the idea of channels. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think frictionless. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without versioning, you will lack B2C content. What does it really mean to revolutionize "iteravely"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "channels" really mean? We will embrace the power of infrastructures to deploy. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Perl. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will increase our aptitude to embrace without devaluing our capacity to aggregate. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! The CAE factor is blog-based. We will engage the term "viral". We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate mega-cyber-globally than to engineer virally. Think intuitive. Think intuitive. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? We will engineer the capability of user communities to architect. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to synergize. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our markets but our aptitude to exploit. Without well-planned ROI metrics, architectures are forced to become open-source. We will rev up our capacity to syndicate without reducing our capability to empower. Without TQC, you will lack M&A. What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We have come to know that if you utilize virtually then you may also incubate vertically. We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. Pegasus News practically invented the term "short-term, clicks-and-mortar social networks". We usually mesh real-world experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The B2C, fractal content factor is C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? The capacity to iterate vertically leads to the power to productize perfectly. We think we know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to whiteboard compellingly. Our impactful, synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible TQM and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to exploit transparently than to incentivize seamlessly. What does the term "biometrics" really mean?