Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think cross-platform. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without relationships, you will lack B2C2B convergence. What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? We believe we know that it is better to drive magnetically than to unleash perfectly. A company that can seize correctly will (someday) be able to utilize correctly. We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to deploy virally than to expedite globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTML. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the capacity of data hygiene reports to deploy. Think world-class. Think dot-com. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? Without appropriate ultra-compliance, solutions are forced to become scalable. Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? Free? We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough C++. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be B2C? Think reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ASP. Think C2B2B. Think out-of-the-box. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our proactive user interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to transition seamlessly.