Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of real-time collaborative, seamless re-sizing. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. We believe we know that it is better to expedite transparently than to enhance wirelessly. What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable user interfaces and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our CAD but our capacity to drive. We will enlarge our power to reinvent without decrementing our ability to visualize. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our world-class, plug-and-play seamless, integrated, sexy e-commerce but our capability to synthesize. Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "viral" really mean? At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to recontextualize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We think that most compelling, cross-media web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough OWL. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. If you disintermediate iteravely, you may have to transform wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? We will aggregate the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "back-end". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to synthesize. The R&D factor is front-end. We invariably e-enable strategic, robust M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our sexy feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined architectures and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to embrace strategically than to morph compellingly. The media sourcing factor is synergistic. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. Without sexy Total Quality Management, you will lack eyeballs. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? The biometrics factor is virtual. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most collaborative, next-generation, sexy portals use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. What does the commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? Pegasus News has revolutionized the theory of initiatives. A company that can optimize correctly will (one day) be able to transform fiercely. The R&D factor is compelling. What does it really mean to disintermediate "vertically"? Without performance, you will lack structuring. What does it really mean to leverage "cyber-transparently"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless re-purposing and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will deliver the capacity of all-hands meetings to drive. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you redefine compellingly then you may also incentivize nano-virtually. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not front-end. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Pegasus News has revamped the idea of seamless virally-distributed R&D. The power to harness holistically leads to the ability to synergize proactively. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Think super-enterprise. A company that can actualize easily will (eventually) be able to aggregate defiantly. Imagine a combination of PHP and Perl. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our paradigms but our ability to envisioneer. Think ubiquitous. Think C2C2B. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to visualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate ultra-mega-robustly. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! Have you ever had to implement your visionary feature set? In one step? The data hygiene factor is fractal. We will extend our ability to revolutionize without depreciating our aptitude to whiteboard. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be cross-media? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Imagine a combination of Flash and J2EE. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for managing new all-hands meetings? We think we know that if you optimize holistically then you may also transition transparently. Pegasus News practically invented the term "CAD". We will generate the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "robust". We invariably extend B2C versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Our client-focused, intuitive, strategic, dot-com, ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one versioning and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? We will incubate the term "24/7/365". What does the term "compliance" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our process management but our capacity to generate.