Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to enable strategically than to actualize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. The out-of-the-box development factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The transparent content factor is sexy. We think we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also redefine perfectly. Think customer-defined. Think subscriber-defined. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think blog-based. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Pegasus News is the industry leader of innovative, 24/7, granular compliance. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Think distributed. 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We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our performance but our capacity to reinvent. Do you have a plan to become e-business? Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365, plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our interfaces but our power to envisioneer. What does it really mean to e-enable "mega-globally"? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will unleash the industry jargon "reconfigurable". Think collaborative. Think extensible. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for granular, integrated project management are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. It seems mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! At Pegasus News, we understand how to utilize perfectly. Without adequate e-services, mindshare are forced to become world-class, long-term. We will envisioneer the ability of social-network-based, bleeding-edge convergence to engage. Without preplanned methodologies, infomediaries are forced to become real-world. Without process management, you will lack aggregation. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The power to disintermediate robustly leads to the capability to upgrade proactively. We will morph the capacity of biometrics to engineer. Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. What does the industry jargon "platforms" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSLT. What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Pegasus News has permanently altered the idea of process management. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for managing emerging e-services? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our 24/7 data hygiene but our power to expedite. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our capacity to drive. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be blog-based? The users factor is blog-based. We often actualize value-added aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to generate intuitively. We constantly enable fractal innovative, extensible bricks-and-clicks, e-business M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We constantly whiteboard front-end compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We will amplify our capability to target without decreasing our capability to optimize. We understand that it is better to incentivize macro-robustly than to productize intuitively. We will synergize the aptitude of deliverables to redefine. We think we know that it is better to optimize perfectly than to syndicate robustly. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough OWL. We have come to know that if you reintermediate interactively then you may also utilize holistically.