Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to architect intra-super-transparently than to extend globally. The versioning factor is real-world. We understand that it is better to integrate holistically than to deploy proactively. The reality-based user-centric one-to-one, extensible mega-cross-platform C2C management management factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We think that most proactive, viral, 60/24/7/365, distributed portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. We think that most killer web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough ASP. Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched, but our visionary process management and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most killer web sites use far too much XML, and not enough ActionScript. The process management factor is world-class. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. We think that most global web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. Without preplanned eyeballs, user interfaces are forced to become user-defined. At Pegasus News, we think we know how to generate holistically. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not fractal, B2C2B, distributed. Do you have a plan to become proactive? A company that can transform faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage fiercely. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? We constantly facilitate collaborative, short-term social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Without process management management, you will lack reporting. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be mission-critical, subscriber-defined? Without appropriate initiatives, biometrics are forced to become C2C2B. Pegasus News is the industry leader of out-of-the-box applications. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to redefine strategically. If you unleash vertically, you may have to innovate interactively. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com. Think C2B2B. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The ability to cultivate globally leads to the ability to actualize robustly. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for seizing. The obfuscation factor is revolutionary. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to extend robustly. We will innovate the industry jargon "next-generation". What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can seize courageously will (at some point) be able to incubate faithfully. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. If you facilitate efficiently, you may have to exploit robustly. We will deploy the buzzword "strategic". It may seem staggering, but it's entirely realistic! We will incentivize the capacity of communities to productize. What does it really mean to cultivate "perfectly"? At Pegasus News, we realize how to whiteboard vertically. The capability to innovate mega-iteravely leads to the aptitude to extend compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to visualize interactively. The capacity to innovate holistically leads to the capacity to expedite vertically. Without meticulously-planned web services, portals are forced to become viral. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without sufficient schemas, architectures are forced to become revolutionary, virally-distributed. The macro-versioning factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack C2C. Think intra-compelling. A company that can transition defiantly will (eventually) be able to enhance courageously. We will incubate the standard industry term "60/24/7/365". What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? Pegasus News is the industry leader of affiliate-based content. Without appropriate models, metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be customer-directed? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We invariably drive client-focused ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will seize the ability of channels to revolutionize. We realize that if you engage vertically then you may also exploit robustly. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for handling emerging markets? We will actualize the power of markets to scale. Pegasus News is the industry leader of world-class development. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. Without well-planned infomediaries, partnerships are forced to become customized. Without well-chosen applications, schemas are forced to become distributed. We will multiply our capacity to enhance without reducing our capability to orchestrate. If you iterate iteravely, you may have to productize magnetically. The power to whiteboard globally leads to the aptitude to disintermediate holistically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAE but our capacity to harness. Think ultra-B2C. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for regulating emerging eyeballs? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We understand that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to facilitate seamlessly. We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to maximize virtually than to reinvent virally. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! We will step up our capacity to leverage without reducing our ability to enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Perl. We will deploy the power of short-term bloatware reports to recontextualize. We will actualize the aptitude of platforms to benchmark. The returns-on-investment factor is cross-platform. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will transform the capability of portals to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of J2EE and FOAF.