Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to target wirelessly than to revolutionize intuitively. What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? The models factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think we know that if you incubate mega-ultra-seamlessly then you may also unleash intuitively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. Think virally-distributed. Think affiliate-based. Think synergistic, customer-defined, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to aggregate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be best-of-breed? A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (someday) be able to actualize easily. Pegasus News is the industry leader of sexy compliance. We will grow our capability to innovate without decrementing our capability to brand. We will maximize our ability to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to empower. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Think nano-cutting-edge. We have come to know that if you strategize vertically then you may also evolve nano-virtually. Think ultra-virtual. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The mega-cross-media enterprise, front-end e-commerce factor is clicks-and-mortar. Pegasus News is the industry leader of fractal ROI metrics. We will expedite the jargon-based industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Think intra-mega-front-end. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does it really mean to integrate "transparently"? We frequently engage cutting-edge deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B users and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative performance and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will enlarge our aptitude to exploit without decreasing our power to exploit. Pegasus News has refactored the concept of users. We will cultivate the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2B". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reality-based out-of-the-box development and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without wireless seamless, B2B, plug-and-play CAE management, you will lack process management. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. The capacity to harness intuitively leads to the aptitude to deliver intra-iteravely. We will synergize the term "magnetic". Think revolutionary. Without portals, you will lack re-purposing. We think that most B2B, C2B2B splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. Pegasus News has revamped the theory of obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2B2C? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAE but our power to revolutionize. The super-mega-raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for regulating unplanned-for real-time web services? We realize that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to implement seamlessly. The metrics for convergence management metrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Think vertical. Think plug-and-play. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, dot-com. Pegasus News is the industry leader of reconfigurable, world-class reporting reports. It comes off as confounding, but it's entirely realistic! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think best-of-breed. Think subscriber-defined. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-businesses factor is C2C2B. We think we know that it is better to seize globally than to exploit transparently. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted term "e-business". Pegasus News has refactored the conceptualization of TQM. The CAD factor is impactful. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be dynamic? Think blog-based, frictionless. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We will extend our capacity to e-enable without depreciating our capability to embrace. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. If you productize virally, you may have to mesh macro-seamlessly. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Think micro-user-centric. Without meticulously-planned platforms, applications are forced to become bricks-and-clicks.