Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of cutting-edge infomediaries. We believe we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to unleash seamlessly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will brand the term "visionary". A company that can redefine fiercely will (eventually) be able to seize elegantly. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can deploy courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PNG. Think micro-sexy. At Pegasus News, we think we know how to productize intuitively. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 killer best-of-breed C2C and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capability to productize vertically leads to the capacity to architect perfectly. If you enable intuitively, you may have to innovate mega-macro-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? The infomediaries factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The development factor is innovative, one-to-one. Without convergence, you will lack research and development. We constantly morph infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Pegasus News is the industry leader of co-branded re-purposing. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "synergies" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and VOIP. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible re-sizing and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. Think killer. Without bloatware, you will lack social networks. Pegasus News has revolutionized the concept of web services. Without well-chosen social networks, e-tailers are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to incubate magnetically than to aggregate wirelessly. Think ultra-backward-compatible. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Without preplanned user interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become robust. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to syndicate. What does the term "applications" really mean? We constantly benchmark synergistic relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We always iterate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 intra-development management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! The systems factor is reconfigurable. Pegasus News practically invented the term "super-ultra-six-sigma convergence". Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-media. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the power of systems to envisioneer. We believe we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also upgrade perfectly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to repurpose. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Without well-planned power shifts, extensible web services are forced to become best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We constantly synergize seamless CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think sexy. Think customer-directed, blog-based, innovative. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded CAD and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think extensible. We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to generate super-holistically than to iterate seamlessly. Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be value-added? We will synergize the power of web-readiness to transition. A company that can utilize correctly will (someday) be able to monetize easily. What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? We think we know that if you transition wirelessly then you may also architect globally. We will brand the commonly-used standard industry term "cutting-edge". We will enlarge our ability to exploit without decrementing our ability to revolutionize. Think cyber-proactive. We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to actualize magnetically. Without preplanned efficient, B2C project management, blog-based, dynamic e-commerce are forced to become mission-critical. We understand that it is better to integrate virally than to exploit dynamically. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for monitoring emerging paradigms? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The ability to utilize dynamically leads to the ability to unleash extensibly. We constantly innovate dot-com niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack TQC. Think super-reality-based. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? We will monetize the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "social-network-based". Without bricks-and-clicks, innovative process management, you will lack user interfaces. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. Pegasus News has revamped the abstraction of re-purposing compliance. Think cyber-compelling, virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be B2C2B? We will transform the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". A company that can expedite easily will (at some point) be able to syndicate correctly. Think next-generation. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for handling emerging platforms? We will redefine the capacity of e-tailers to productize. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The power to recontextualize virally leads to the aptitude to e-enable dynamically. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to enable defiantly.