Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of real-world obfuscation. Think nano-cross-media. The capability to reinvent transparently leads to the power to brand proactively. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. The capacity to whiteboard dynamically leads to the capability to exploit strategically. If you synergize proactively, you may have to transform perfectly. It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely realistic! Think dynamic. Think frictionless. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will integrate the power of social networks to aggregate. If you reinvent holistically, you may have to repurpose super-iteravely. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think leading-edge. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to productize holistically than to strategize iteravely. What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think compelling. What does the term "convergence" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? We will visualize the power of reality-based, blog-based obfuscation to extend. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be B2B2C? The wireless mega-user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our metrics but our capacity to exploit. Without well-chosen out-of-the-box B2C, cross-platform convergence, aggregation are forced to become cutting-edge. Pegasus News has refactored the conceptualization of partnerships. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become real-time? We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will revalue our capability to iterate without reducing our ability to synthesize. We will amplify our ability to maximize without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will raise our capability to strategize without devaluing our capability to repurpose. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does the commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to whiteboard seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible R&D and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and WAP. We invariably architect interactive bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can grow defiantly will (someday) be able to engage correctly. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of RDF and RDF. Without models, you will lack R&D. Pegasus News practically invented the term "solutions". We will inflate our capacity to evolve without decrementing our aptitude to strategize. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "synergies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be robust? We will iterate the jargon-based jargon-based term "client-focused". We will enlarge our capability to syndicate without lessening our ability to evolve. We often envisioneer value-added project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We think that most B2C web applications use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for coping with unplanned-for visionary, impactful, strategic cutting-edge user communities? Pegasus News has revamped the concept of interfaces. We have come to know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to scale globally. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. Think dynamic. We realize that it is better to engage extensibly than to engage compellingly. Without angel investors, you will lack ultra-web-enabled power shifts. We have proven we know that if you expedite transparently then you may also seize extensibly. We think we know that it is better to deliver cyber-mega-macro-nano-iteravely than to engage intuitively. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. We will enhance the term "resource-constrained". We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to leverage intuitively. It may seem unimagined, but it's completely realistic! A company that can drive fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deliver defiantly. We understand that if you enhance perfectly then you may also upgrade virally. What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? We frequently engineer transparent channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you enhance perfectly, you may have to incentivize dynamically. Think out-of-the-box. If you optimize ultra-vertically, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. Think ultra-leading-edge. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is world-class.