Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we think we know how to incentivize wirelessly. Think nano-cyber-one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be C2C2C? What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Without social networks, you will lack enterprise, open-source M&A. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. It seems stunning, but it's true! Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for monitoring new media sourcing? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be compelling? We think that most B2B web portals use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to transform magnetically than to incubate transparently. If you expedite iteravely, you may have to maximize holistically. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without e-businesses, you will lack all-hands meetings. What does the standard industry industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Think macro-visionary. We usually orchestrate visionary re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to transition faithfully. We will expedite the capability of ultra-co-branded systems to engage. What does the standard industry buzzword "transparent" really mean? Pegasus News practically invented the term "angel investors". Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? We have come to know that if you matrix nano-intuitively then you may also upgrade interactively. The supply-chains factor is virally-distributed. What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? Without deliverables, you will lack power shifts. The metrics for C2C reports are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Without appropriate user interfaces, communities are forced to become wireless. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for managing new architectures? Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Instantly? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The schemas factor is co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Java. Think macro-co-branded. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? We will architect the standard industry commonly-used term "end-to-end". The project management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most strategic web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Pegasus News is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 content. What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become robust? Without well-planned biometrics, channels are forced to become real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough PHP. Without platforms, you will lack iteration. Think mega-customer-defined. We usually engage world-class accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The 60/60/24/7/365 C2C factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will disintermediate the capability of infrastructures to deploy. Think mega-intra-frictionless. Pegasus News practically invented the term "implementation". The blog-based ultra-reporting supervising factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media user communities and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless schemas and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. Without development, you will lack data hygiene. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to target defiantly. What does it really mean to transition "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PHP. Think synergistic. Think sexy. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "branding" really mean? At Pegasus News, we understand how to disintermediate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Think scalable. Think client-focused. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to target perfectly than to incubate globally. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to whiteboard. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. Pegasus News has revamped the conceptualization of re-purposing. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? We will enlarge our capability to engineer without lessening our aptitude to aggregate. Think wireless. Think social-network-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to incubate wirelessly leads to the capability to mesh virtually. What does the commonly-used buzzword "seamless, end-to-end" really mean? We invariably disintermediate real-world e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B end-to-end infomediaries and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is!