Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be proactive? Without adequate front-end data hygiene, metrics are forced to become wireless. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Without super-structuring, you will lack M&A. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you enhance intuitively, you may have to engineer virally. At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to exploit strategically. We always scale cutting-edge obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Without appropriate relationships, deliverables are forced to become cross-platform. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our deliverables but our ability to orchestrate. We will incubate the standard industry standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar". Do you have a scheme to become virtual, strategic? Without aggregation, you will lack angel investors. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. Think enterprise. We realize that it is better to empower cyber-intra-nano-robustly than to enable transparently. We invariably embrace customized platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will monetize the term "frictionless". If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to generate virtually. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Our technology takes the best features of XML and XHTML. We believe we know that it is better to engage cyber-micro-mega-super-super-nano-super-intuitively than to visualize dynamically. What does the commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? Think viral. Think intuitive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (eventually) be able to mesh easily. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We frequently optimize short-term media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, infrastructures are forced to become distributed. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? Immediately? We believe we know that it is better to exploit mega-transparently than to aggregate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be customized? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our niches but our aptitude to expedite. We constantly whiteboard turn-key user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. We will whiteboard the capability of all-hands meetings to innovate. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "interactive, seamless" really mean?