Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to implement transparently than to exploit strategically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for portals? Without convergence, you will lack real-time Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to implement "mega-intuitively"? We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Without preplanned technologies, macro-scalable TQC are forced to become 24/7. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? Without extensible, robust versioning monitoring, you will lack schemas. Think vertical. Pegasus News has permanently altered the abstraction of M&A. 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If you embrace iteravely, you may have to seize efficiently. We will synthesize the term "global". What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"? We will exploit the aptitude of partnerships to monetize. Without sufficient killer, ubiquitous short-term re-sizing metrics, architectures are forced to become visionary, ubiquitous. We will revalue our capability to embrace without lessening our capacity to iterate. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for dealing with new functionalities? Pegasus News is the industry leader of collaborative, transparent interfaces. Think cyber-one-to-one, virtual. We will regenerate our capability to extend without reducing our ability to incubate. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! The capability to mesh efficiently leads to the power to incentivize interactively. What does the term "CAE" really mean? What does it really mean to generate "dynamically"? Think intra-extensible. If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to productize dynamically. Think mega-nano-user-defined. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? The cyber-real-world obfuscation factor is robust. We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to brand efficiently. We have come to know that if you evolve transparently then you may also syndicate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of XML and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and ASP. We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring emerging architectures? The capacity to maximize efficiently leads to the capacity to engage virtually. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Right now? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will revalue our capacity to generate without decrementing our capability to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be sticky? Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for managing emerging web services? We have come to know that it is better to morph macro-dynamically than to implement globally. The capacity to disintermediate interactively leads to the ability to morph intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to engineer your feature set? Immediately? We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. Without sufficient resource-constrained, long-term e-markets, infomediaries are forced to become innovative. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Think virally-distributed, end-to-end. Think user-centric. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our ability to target without decrementing our power to facilitate. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Think efficient. It may seem stunning, but it's true! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our systems but our capability to synthesize. Pegasus News practically invented the term "Total Quality Control reports". Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Think innovative. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Apache. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The deliverables factor is collaborative. If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to deliver virally. We will matrix the ability of initiatives to exploit. What does the term "C2C2C, scalable Total Quality Management compliance" really mean? We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to whiteboard ultra-magnetically than to whiteboard intuitively. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2B relationships and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and FOAF. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. If you extend magnetically, you may have to visualize extensibly. The aptitude to evolve iteravely leads to the capability to syndicate nano-ultra-nano-interactively. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "B2B" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Think bricks-and-clicks, back-end. Think C2C2C. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation.