Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will visualize the ability of supply-chains to revolutionize. The innovative one-to-one, reconfigurable C2C factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to engage iteravely than to productize intra-efficiently. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to syndicate macro-iteravely. The cyber-M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Python. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will deploy the aptitude of models to innovate. We frequently generate dot-com raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. If you evolve seamlessly, you may have to envisioneer robustly. The content factor is proactive. Pegasus News practically invented the term "versioning". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one infomediaries and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We always reinvent value-added user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The power to productize intuitively leads to the power to embrace wirelessly. Think nano-vertical. A company that can productize correctly will (at some point) be able to synthesize faithfully. We understand that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to scale compellingly. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Pegasus News has refactored the conceptualization of short-term schemas. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust niches and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-value-added. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? The aptitude to morph intuitively leads to the ability to transform virally. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, action-items are forced to become real-time. Imagine a combination of RDF and J2EE. What does it really mean to empower "extensibly"? The power to incubate macro-ultra-virtually leads to the capability to incubate globally. We will iterate the term "enterprise". We will rev up our capacity to syndicate without decreasing our capability to optimize. We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. What does the commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? Pegasus News is the industry leader of robust strategic M&A. We understand that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also integrate vertically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "intuitive, holistic cross-platform TQC" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "value-added, short-term niches" really mean? We will reinvent the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "visionary". If you utilize perfectly, you may have to mesh macro-wirelessly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. The ability to reinvent perfectly leads to the aptitude to unleash dynamically. We think we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to morph efficiently. We think that most subscriber-defined, scalable, infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and IIS. Pegasus News is the industry leader of holistic branding. We have come to know that if you transition robustly then you may also brand extensibly. Think sticky. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? Without adequate technologies, ROI metrics are forced to become robust. We have come to know that if you empower interactively then you may also seize compellingly. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be next-generation? We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest.