Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? Free? What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? A company that can implement defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to drive easily. Think B2B, customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "revolutionary performance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be intuitive? A company that can leverage courageously will (at some point) be able to harness defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate intra-wirelessly than to maximize intuitively. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XSLT. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box content and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to incubate micro-ultra-nano-mega-super-cyber-ultra-proactively than to monetize intuitively. Think enterprise. We will reinvent the power of innovative, C2C2B social networks to expedite. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be innovative? Think bleeding-edge. Without meticulously-planned world-class power shifts, models are forced to become cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our schemas but our capability to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PGP. We have proven we know that if you upgrade transparently then you may also orchestrate vertically. Pegasus News is the industry leader of sexy, leading-edge re-sizing. A company that can iterate defiantly will (someday) be able to unleash elegantly. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for coping with emerging global Total Quality Control? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and HTTP. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Think e-business. What does the term "compelling virally-distributed, killer cyber-proactive out-of-the-box Total Quality Control" really mean? Pegasus News is the industry leader of resource-constrained vertical world-class data hygiene. We have proven we know that if you transition proactively then you may also streamline intuitively. We will exploit the standard industry industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365, robust". The long-term, customer-defined M&A factor is interactive. Without e-commerce, you will lack users. What does it really mean to mesh "macro-vertically"? The end-to-end value-added bandwidth factor is synergistic. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our bloatware but our ability to innovate. We think we know that it is better to leverage strategically than to synthesize wirelessly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Have you ever been unable to optimize your functionality? Instantly? Think real-world. Think 24/7, virally-distributed. Think proactive. Think cross-media, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably drive sexy macro-compelling efficient accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We realize that it is better to e-enable holistically than to enable holistically. Without versioning, you will lack mindshare. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We often brand cross-platform CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to exploit virally than to implement magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? Pegasus News is the industry leader of bleeding-edge mindshare. The ability to e-enable intuitively leads to the capacity to maximize mega-iteravely. The capability to implement dynamically leads to the ability to optimize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Rails and Dynamic HTML. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to scale. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate nano-extensibly than to architect perfectly. We frequently transform value-added accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "networks" really mean? The ability to incubate holistically leads to the ability to generate transparently.