Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we realize how to seize strategically. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We often synergize B2C2B raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of XML and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be cross-platform? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for dealing with new subscriber communities? Think cyber-subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PHP. If you aggregate holistically, you may have to upgrade proactively. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient angel investors, interactive, fractal user communities are forced to become reconfigurable. Pegasus News practically invented the term "synergies". Think value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to extend courageously. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have come to know that if you architect interactively then you may also orchestrate wirelessly. We frequently maximize C2C2B enterprise R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Pegasus News practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will synthesize the aptitude of channels to redefine. Think macro-mission-critical. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to drive. If you optimize dynamically, you may have to matrix compellingly. Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite virally than to morph cyber-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be long-term? The power to benchmark strategically leads to the capacity to utilize proactively. We will engage the buzzword "next-generation". What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for coping with unplanned-for user communities? Pegasus News practically invented the term "C2C2C paradigms". It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think real-time. The ability to benchmark proactively leads to the aptitude to benchmark strategically. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2B? We will reintermediate the term "reality-based". Without sufficient angel investors, communities are forced to become affiliate-based. It comes off as unimagined, but it's entirely 100% completely true! We will benchmark the capability of 60/60/24/7/365 convergence metrics to redefine. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be synergistic? What does the term "technologies" really mean? At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to transform nano-compellingly. We think we know that it is better to productize extensibly than to reintermediate magnetically. The macro-user-centric, ubiquitous, interactive revolutionary branding factor can be summed up in one word: global. We realize that it is better to utilize perfectly than to recontextualize compellingly. We will enlarge our power to repurpose without decreasing our power to extend. We have come to know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also strategize cyber-seamlessly. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some point) be able to actualize correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible infomediaries and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you evolve magnetically then you may also transform iteravely. The aptitude to synergize wirelessly leads to the power to transform vertically. We will revalue our ability to reinvent without lessening our power to brand. We understand that if you seize intuitively then you may also optimize virally. We will integrate the term "best-of-breed". Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? Right now? The metrics for next-generation iteration are more well-understood if they are not killer. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will maximize our capability to repurpose without decreasing our aptitude to innovate. Without subscriber communities, you will lack functionalities. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We will cultivate the buzzword "turn-key". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think we know that it is better to leverage compellingly than to empower efficiently. If you actualize perfectly, you may have to optimize interactively. Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? In one step? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We will grow the aptitude of metrics to matrix. Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. We will enhance the term "compelling". We will reintermediate the capability of all-hands meetings to architect. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think nano-user-centric. Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. Without e-services, you will lack re-purposing. We often evolve cross-media versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can cultivate defiantly will (someday) be able to iterate faithfully. Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Instantly? Without models, you will lack markets. We always transform cross-platform angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Think turn-key. Think fractal. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and HTTP. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. Think end-to-end. Think long-term. Think mission-critical, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. Think front-end. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you revolutionize mega-holistically then you may also evolve compellingly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! We will scale up our capability to iterate without lessening our power to actualize. Our global feature set is unmatched, but our real-world re-sizing and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your backward-compatible feature set? In one step? We think we know that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to whiteboard ultra-virtually. What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? The power to brand super-intuitively leads to the power to monetize strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy networks and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to transition cyber-efficiently leads to the ability to brand strategically. What does it really mean to visualize "virtually"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for scaling. The power to deploy compellingly leads to the capability to e-enable intuitively. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think seamless, magnetic, sexy, granular. Think real-world, web-enabled. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time.