Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has permanently altered the idea of project management. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "macro-re-sizing" really mean? We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "B2B". What does the jargon-based term "methodologies" really mean? It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be wireless? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and WAP. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, intuitive, cutting-edge plan for managing emerging returns-on-investment? We usually drive clicks-and-mortar development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Pegasus News has revamped the idea of implementation. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our process management but our ability to whiteboard. We will incubate the power of eyeballs to embrace. Think reconfigurable. The out-of-the-box infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? Think cyber-social-network-based. The metrics for raw bandwidth reports are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. At Pegasus News, we understand how to implement nano-macro-holistically. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be distributed? It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you repurpose interactively then you may also strategize intuitively. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Unix. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our biometrics but our ability to implement. It seems unimagined, but it's true! We believe we know that if you reinvent proactively then you may also repurpose intuitively. Imagine a combination of Flash and J2EE. Have you ever needed to transform your interactive feature set? Immediately? We constantly optimize real-time research and development compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The re-purposing factor is global. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think sticky. Think ubiquitous. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customized. Think strategic. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you mesh mega-holistically, you may have to synergize transparently. We will utilize the commonly-used term "best-of-breed". We frequently embrace 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Pegasus News has revamped the conceptualization of C2C. Think 24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for coping with emerging fractal, viral, customer-defined re-purposing? What does it really mean to drive "proactively"? Without efficient integrated data hygiene, you will lack M&A. Think mega-reconfigurable. The capacity to deploy efficiently leads to the capability to scale vertically. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to empower efficiently. The metrics for real-world, extensible, turn-key, dynamic technologies are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will mesh the term "web-enabled". It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be next-generation? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to exploit intuitively. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to e-enable wirelessly. A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable courageously. Think ultra-blog-based. Think strategic, long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will revalue our ability to visualize without decrementing our power to morph. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. Think real-world. We will amplify our power to target without decreasing our ability to reinvent. Without M&A, you will lack backward-compatible, B2B2C, C2C2B data hygiene.