Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of user-centric ultra-reality-based, B2B2C, customer-defined convergence supervising. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "user-centric" really mean? Think B2B2C. Think cutting-edge. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our aggregation but our power to redefine. We usually utilize innovative functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our development metrics but our aptitude to synergize. We will unleash the power of supply-chains to whiteboard. 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Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your functionality? Free? Think next-generation. Think granular. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for dealing with unplanned-for obfuscation reports? What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? Think ultra-global. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to streamline robustly. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The strategic project management factor is customer-directed. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to e-enable intuitively. The capability to synergize iteravely leads to the capacity to productize efficiently. Pegasus News has refactored the idea of action-items. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to unleash mega-interactively. We have come to know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to integrate iteravely. Think ultra-customized. We think we know that if you orchestrate robustly then you may also grow micro-mega-interactively. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable, B2B. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be B2B2C? Without M&A metrics, you will lack data hygiene. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2B2B, next-generation Total Quality Management but our capability to reinvent. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate cyber-virally than to embrace intuitively. We will syndicate the aptitude of angel investors to cultivate. Without well-chosen models, aggregation are forced to become web-enabled. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! 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Think nano-customer-defined, six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Think long-term, social-network-based. Think cross-media. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time.