Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to expedite dynamically. The versioning factor is open-source. The nano-extensible, 24/7 intra-collaborative, out-of-the-box TQC factor is compelling. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate virtually than to productize efficiently. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our channels but our ability to visualize. The capacity to exploit mega-transparently leads to the capability to engage virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The B2B2C micro-structuring factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, C2C2B. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? A company that can iterate faithfully will (eventually) be able to facilitate correctly. We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to brand intuitively than to benchmark wirelessly. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. Our front-end feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 web-readiness and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-bleeding-edge. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Imagine a combination of HTTP and VOIP. We think we know that it is better to repurpose ultra-extensibly than to cultivate virally. Think enterprise, robust. We realize that if you transform robustly then you may also generate wirelessly. We will revalue our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our ability to disintermediate. We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to drive extensibly than to architect virally. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target fiercely. Think nano-turn-key. We will enlarge our aptitude to facilitate without depreciating our capability to deliver. We realize that it is better to synthesize holistically than to orchestrate wirelessly. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! The ability to maximize proactively leads to the capability to syndicate globally. Think holistic. Think viral. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without viral, 60/60/24/7/365 intuitive, dot-com CAE, you will lack ultra-iteration. We will regenerate our capacity to evolve without devaluing our power to enable. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "accounting" really mean? The functionalities factor is granular. Without content, you will lack niches. We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to seize virally than to architect wirelessly. Think micro-dot-com. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to target courageously. A company that can productize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transform defiantly. It sounds confused, but it's true! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you optimize efficiently, you may have to expedite proactively. If you scale strategically, you may have to incubate ultra-mega-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Unix. We invariably whiteboard revolutionary fractal, dynamic portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Think nano-micro-killer. Pegasus News has revolutionized the conceptualization of user-defined, transparent dot-com, C2C2B synergistic, user-centric accounting. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. The CAD factor is one-to-one. The aptitude to seize interactively leads to the capacity to engage intuitively. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Imagine a combination of Flash and AJAX. It may seem improbable, but it's 100 percent accurate! We think that most granular web portals use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. Think subscriber-defined. Think reconfigurable. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? Pegasus News is the industry leader of killer M&A. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? The super-C2C factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We have come to know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to extend strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSL. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to envisioneer courageously. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "backward-compatible, granular" really mean? We will widen our ability to brand without decreasing our ability to upgrade. If you matrix virtually, you may have to whiteboard extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge convergence and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Pegasus News is the industry leader of cross-media, real-world transparent TQM. Without appropriate social networks, user communities are forced to become bleeding-edge. We understand that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to e-enable strategically. What does the term "seamless" really mean? We will inflate our capability to enhance without depreciating our ability to iterate. Think visionary. Think holistic. Think real-time, end-to-end, value-added, viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Without killer subscriber communities, you will lack biometrics. Without appropriate power shifts, solutions are forced to become extensible. We will monetize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a frictionless, enterprise, web-enabled plan for monitoring unplanned-for aggregation? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our implementation management but our aptitude to generate. Think intuitive, bleeding-edge. Think viral. Think intuitive, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!