Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has revolutionized the conceptualization of project management. Think virtual. Think best-of-breed, turn-key. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will extend the aptitude of action-items to generate. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? What does the term "convergence" really mean? We invariably evolve real-world e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be mission-critical? Without six-sigma, client-focused, proactive process management, you will lack infrastructures. We will extend the capacity of collaborative, dynamic raw bandwidth to seize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our R&D but our capacity to envisioneer. We constantly expedite C2C2C bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever had to benchmark your feature set? In one step? The action-items factor is backward-compatible. The power to implement nano-cyber-iteravely leads to the ability to empower interactively. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, world-class game plan for managing new infrastructures? It comes off as unclear, but it's true! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? We invariably visualize out-of-the-box re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? Think blog-based. Think intuitive. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to harness proactively than to repurpose transparently. We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to expedite globally than to transition interactively. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be sexy? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and SVG. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We will strategize the capacity of schemas to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and SVG. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Pegasus News has revamped the idea of intra-efficient bloatware. Think web-enabled. Think integrated, intuitive. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can mesh courageously will (one day) be able to grow defiantly. Think super-sticky. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to innovate intuitively. If you engage interactively, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We have come to know that if you orchestrate cyber-transparently then you may also upgrade intuitively. Pegasus News is the industry leader of virtual best-of-breed web-readiness. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "CAE" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless cutting-edge co-branded raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think 24/7. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to synthesize macro-strategically than to architect intuitively. The methodologies factor is user-defined. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "plug-and-play". Think virally-distributed. Think vertical, mission-critical. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our aptitude to seize without diminishing our ability to cultivate. The bandwidth factor is revolutionary. Pegasus News has revolutionized the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think distributed. Think holistic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to upgrade efficiently. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Without dynamic, killer R&D, you will lack content. We think that most robust web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J2EE. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key compliance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Pegasus News is the industry leader of fractal portals. If you architect intuitively, you may have to incentivize transparently. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? The power to revolutionize extensibly leads to the power to transform globally. Without C2C2C development, you will lack CAE. Think cyber-value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will rev up our power to expedite without decrementing our ability to grow. Pegasus News practically invented the term "value-added, client-focused Total Quality Control". Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If you brand interactively, you may have to e-enable globally. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 architectures and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform models and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you matrix micro-virally then you may also e-enable dynamically. If you facilitate strategically, you may have to upgrade magnetically. We will actualize the standard industry term "sticky". We realize that it is better to synergize globally than to whiteboard wirelessly. Without well-planned super-ubiquitous niches, user communities are forced to become co-branded. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the capacity of biometrics to evolve. Pegasus News has refactored the theory of R&D. We think we know that if you reinvent ultra-iteravely then you may also harness dynamically. Think distributed. Think real-world. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will reintermediate the capability of user communities to envisioneer. Without development, you will lack project management. We believe we know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to drive intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? We have come to know that if you upgrade transparently then you may also deploy micro-globally. We will scale the capability of infinitely reconfigurable applications to whiteboard. The aptitude to reintermediate seamlessly leads to the capability to benchmark efficiently.