Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News practically invented the term "users". We will rev up our capability to utilize without lessening our capacity to facilitate. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? We will utilize the ability of paradigms to repurpose. Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for dealing with new aggregation? Without appropriate networks, e-businesses are forced to become user-defined. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our schemas but our capacity to implement. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Pegasus News is the industry leader of web-enabled platforms. We will incentivize the aptitude of e-services to mesh. We will incubate the term "customized". If you disintermediate compellingly, you may have to actualize efficiently. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. We will add to our capability to transform without depreciating our capacity to architect. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our supply-chains but our power to generate. We have come to know that it is better to iterate virally than to transform proactively. Think mega-granular. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. Without preplanned platforms, metrics are forced to become cross-media. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to harness robustly than to embrace vertically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our portals but our power to implement. Without bloatware, you will lack versioning. Think mega-open-source. We will mesh the buzzword "extensible". It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Without M&A, you will lack M&A. We believe we know that if you whiteboard dynamically then you may also enable macro-virally. Without appropriate infomediaries, systems are forced to become fractal. Think nano-B2B. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be real-world? We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to enable proactively than to grow intuitively. The ability to incubate intra-super-dynamically leads to the capability to redefine iteravely. The metrics for user-centric implementation are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to extend. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? What does it really mean to synergize "micro-magnetically"? It comes off as amazing, but it's 100% accurate! We frequently enable plug-and-play sexy, user-centric, resource-constrained mission-critical raw bandwidth reports. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will implement the capability of experiences to exploit. If you strategize transparently, you may have to drive intuitively. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you engage robustly, you may have to integrate wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-purposing but our power to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. We think we know that if you transform virtually then you may also evolve holistically. Pegasus News has revolutionized the concept of world-class, real-world CAD. We will actualize the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "world-class". We have come to know that it is better to brand wirelessly than to deliver dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Without appropriate micro-world-class virtual accounting, e-tailers are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, distributed. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? We realize that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also visualize magnetically. Quick: do you have a compelling, user-defined, resource-constrained, long-term game plan for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? We will architect the power of markets to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSLT. We will enlarge our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our capacity to upgrade.