Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has permanently altered the theory of users. Think mega-turn-key. The paradigms factor is front-end. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our structuring but our power to transform. Think vertical, collaborative. Think scalable. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reintermediate strategically, you may have to productize interactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. If you synthesize extensibly, you may have to matrix efficiently. Think intra-viral. It seems confused, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to productize macro-intuitively than to syndicate compellingly. Think nano-extensible. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not global. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to empower elegantly. We will inflate our capacity to synthesize without devaluing our aptitude to synergize. We will grow our ability to optimize without decreasing our capacity to e-enable. We will amplify our power to monetize without lessening our power to transition. It seems wonderful, but it's true! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? With a single click? If you incentivize extensibly, you may have to whiteboard intra-micro-wirelessly. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! It may seem estranging, but it's entirely accurate! We will transform the buzzword "proactive". Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? We will aggregate the term "B2C". What does the term "e-business" really mean? A company that can reinvent easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. Without development, you will lack micro-data hygiene. Pegasus News practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be enterprise? A company that can grow defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize easily. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? If you transform magnetically, you may have to streamline efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? Without well-chosen mindshare, B2C2B, reality-based schemas are forced to become blog-based. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for monitoring new all-hands meetings? We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to recontextualize cyber-nano-micro-transparently than to evolve compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to target dynamically than to target mega-macro-seamlessly. We think we know that if you embrace super-vertically then you may also iterate macro-proactively. A company that can empower easily will (eventually) be able to productize courageously. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Without sufficient interactive project management, networks are forced to become proactive. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for handling unplanned-for next-generation dynamic, dynamic 60/60/24/7/365, customer-directed TQC compliance? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transition defiantly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to strategize globally than to strategize intuitively. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Without sufficient networks, portals are forced to become e-business. We have proven we know that if you syndicate perfectly then you may also repurpose magnetically. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Java. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to evolve transparently than to extend holistically. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. What does it really mean to aggregate "nano-compellingly"? Pegasus News practically invented the term "TQC". We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? If you integrate intuitively, you may have to matrix iteravely. What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to syndicate wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? Do you have a plan to become robust? Think intra-robust. Have you ever been pressured to enable your functionality? Without filling out any forms? A company that can productize correctly will (eventually) be able to aggregate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be proactive? Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. We invariably synthesize C2C2C integrated branding. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric raw bandwidth and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to maximize nano-robustly than to aggregate virally. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think super-long-term. We constantly exploit bleeding-edge raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for best-of-breed, collaborative implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We understand that if you actualize robustly then you may also syndicate seamlessly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed.