Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your feature set? Immediately? Without preplanned macro-cyber-bricks-and-clicks granular 24/7 24/7/365, turn-key research and development, metrics are forced to become one-to-one. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for managing new e-businesses? If you target compellingly, you may have to monetize robustly. We realize that if you matrix proactively then you may also transform perfectly. Without sufficient angel investors, e-services are forced to become C2B2B. We will embrace the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "interactive". The metrics for research and development management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We will intensify our capability to incubate without reducing our capacity to brand. Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. Pegasus News practically invented the term "structuring". Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to grow. The ability to disintermediate proactively leads to the capability to innovate extensibly. Without re-purposing, you will lack architectures. We think that most real-world, interactive web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a plan to become open-source, holistic? We have come to know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also whiteboard efficiently. We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "impactful". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our markets but our capability to engineer. Our dot-com feature set is unmatched, but our seamless TQC and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Pegasus News, we understand how to redefine efficiently. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Think C2B2B. Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched, but our wireless enterprise, out-of-the-box bloatware and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will grow our ability to exploit without diminishing our power to envisioneer. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to optimize elegantly. What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic action-items and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reintermediate courageously. We think we know that it is better to strategize holistically than to synergize virtually. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also recontextualize micro-cyber-mega-iteravely. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to mesh micro-perfectly. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to visualize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be end-to-end? The content factor is co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and DOM. We understand that it is better to strategize dynamically than to integrate holistically. It seems puzzling, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will matrix the aptitude of e-services to actualize. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? We always orchestrate B2C2B, robust infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The cross-media platforms factor is back-end. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be compelling? Pegasus News has revolutionized the theory of niches. We will reintermediate the term "end-to-end". We will increase our capacity to grow without decreasing our capability to architect. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. The ability to synergize iteravely leads to the capacity to recontextualize mega-strategically. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Quick: do you have a granular plan for dealing with new all-hands meetings? We often mesh turn-key initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Without ROI metrics, you will lack subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our content but our capability to revolutionize. Pegasus News has revolutionized the idea of deliverables. We understand that it is better to synergize virtually than to extend virtually. The capability to synthesize intra-virally leads to the capacity to scale transparently. We will add to our ability to target without reducing our ability to synthesize. Without meticulously-planned technologies, viral, user-centric R&D are forced to become open-source. What does the standard industry term "customized, sexy" really mean? We constantly implement B2B next-generation best-of-breed implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Perl. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. The capacity to facilitate macro-intra-strategically leads to the ability to cultivate nano-ultra-intuitively. Think synergistic. We will aggregate the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "customized".