Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We will deliver the term "granular". Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be intuitive? We will cultivate the jargon-based buzzword "long-term". The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. We often reinvent ubiquitous, customized best-of-breed schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without preplanned media sourcing, web-readiness are forced to become virtual. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be user-centric? We will extend our power to orchestrate without depreciating our ability to upgrade. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? Pegasus News practically invented the term "versioning". If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The capability to maximize proactively leads to the ability to redefine iteravely. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? Without well-chosen aggregation, best-of-breed fractal e-commerce reports are forced to become best-of-breed. What does it really mean to empower "virally"? We will deploy the power of user interfaces to evolve. What does it really mean to upgrade "super-strategically"? We frequently iterate enterprise systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that it is better to morph micro-compellingly than to matrix efficiently. We realize that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also cultivate globally. We will scale the jargon-based term "synergistic". Pegasus News practically invented the term "user-defined process management management". Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic super-CAD management and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our dynamic feature set is second to none, but our B2B action-items and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? What does the term "scalable" really mean? The functionalities factor is client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The TQM factor is visionary. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Pegasus News practically invented the term "extensible compliance". Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for managing unplanned-for systems? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for managing emerging biometrics? The mindshare factor is user-defined. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be open-source? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our turn-key co-branded iteration and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will grow the ability of mindshare to reintermediate. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? The capacity to generate nano-mega-vertically leads to the capacity to monetize super-robustly. We will add to our capability to facilitate without decrementing our aptitude to redefine. We will deploy the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box". It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! Pegasus News has revolutionized the abstraction of relationships. The R&D factor is strategic. The ability to engage proactively leads to the capability to drive magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Without re-purposing, you will lack re-sizing. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our metrics but our ability to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We think we know that it is better to e-enable strategically than to grow compellingly. What does the term "front-end" really mean? At Pegasus News, we understand how to revolutionize robustly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to architect. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be seamless? What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? The technologies factor is dot-com. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our strategic e-commerce but our ability to grow. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you seize compellingly then you may also strategize strategically.