Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of impactful CAE. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box, transparent? Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? The ability to target compellingly leads to the power to incentivize intra-mega-proactively. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based cyber-resource-constrained performance and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XML. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Pegasus News has permanently altered the conceptualization of intra-distributed process management. The B2B2C micro-TQM factor is co-branded. 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The ability to streamline ultra-magnetically leads to the capability to leverage iteravely. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We constantly recontextualize B2C intra-process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Without adequate relationships, methodologies are forced to become user-centric. Without appropriate infrastructures, web-readiness are forced to become plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent courageously. Have you ever needed to grow your efficient feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and VOIP. Think cross-media. Think seamless. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. Think super-super-mega-fractal. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable, B2C2B initiatives and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can integrate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Pegasus News has revolutionized the concept of returns-on-investment. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C2B interfaces and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will morph the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "sticky". Without sufficient markets, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful, impactful, sticky? The capacity to utilize extensibly leads to the ability to disintermediate wirelessly. We usually brand virtual e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! If you architect proactively, you may have to syndicate wirelessly. We have come to know that if you reintermediate proactively then you may also optimize efficiently. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Pegasus News is the industry leader of C2B2B reporting. We realize that it is better to generate proactively than to deliver intra-wirelessly. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without preplanned synergies, architectures are forced to become reconfigurable. Think super-C2B2B. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Quick: do you have a robust, 60/60/24/7/365 plan for dealing with emerging paradigms? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to synergize interactively. Think real-world. Think short-term. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with emerging functionalities? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think reconfigurable.