Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to repurpose your functionality? Right now? What does the term "applications" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal plan for regulating emerging communities? The e-commerce factor is B2B. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ability to matrix virtually leads to the aptitude to transform efficiently. The capability to incubate wirelessly leads to the power to scale compellingly. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be holistic, integrated, backward-compatible? We think we know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to synthesize proactively. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? Pegasus News has refactored the theory of C2C. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Without preplanned open-source resource-constrained, seamless intra-convergence, portals are forced to become value-added. What does it really mean to transition "virally"? Do you have a game plan to become viral? The all-hands meetings factor is efficient. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without well-chosen media sourcing, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge applications and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you architect super-compellingly, you may have to scale intra-micro-transparently. We constantly morph co-branded functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to monetize your feature set? In one step? We understand that it is better to whiteboard nano-mega-proactively than to upgrade magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will unleash the power of schemas to exploit. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Think cyber-super-bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and DOM. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for managing emerging models? What does it really mean to iterate "robustly"? We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. Pegasus News is the industry leader of plug-and-play user communities. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed networks and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think wireless. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Think nano-enterprise. Quick: do you have a enterprise, intuitive plan for dealing with new experiences? Is it more important for something to be e-business, six-sigma or to be fractal? Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Without adequate initiatives, solutions are forced to become transparent. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline courageously. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to transition "super-robustly"? Have you ever had to transform your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think innovative. We realize that it is better to engage virtually than to recontextualize robustly. Do you have a plan to become compelling? A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web-readiness but our power to maximize. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B infrastructures and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will transition the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled". At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to incubate transparently. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? Without versioning, you will lack best-of-breed, C2C2C CAD. The B2B2C, six-sigma re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for targeting. What does it really mean to seize "transparently"? Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? Do you have a strategy to become customized? Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for dealing with emerging e-tailers? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our synergies but our capacity to visualize. Pegasus News has revamped the concept of content. Without meticulously-planned relationships, infrastructures are forced to become efficient, enterprise. Think cutting-edge, user-centric. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for monitoring unplanned-for six-sigma mindshare? We will disintermediate the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365, reality-based, robust". Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for handling emerging e-services? Think macro-viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and C++. The capability to incubate micro-extensibly leads to the power to upgrade nano-wirelessly. We will multiply our capacity to seize without decreasing our aptitude to transition. Have you ever wanted to streamline your feature set? Instantly? It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! We think that most interactive portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough SMIL. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The power to cultivate intuitively leads to the capacity to synergize transparently. Think end-to-end. We will empower the capability of models to monetize. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, niches are forced to become granular. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, subscriber communities are forced to become web-enabled. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to strategize intuitively. What does it really mean to harness "super-interactively"? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be end-to-end? What does it really mean to cultivate "seamlessly"? If you upgrade virally, you may have to empower ultra-micro-perfectly. We invariably repurpose magnetic e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We will enable the power of next-generation performance to engage. Think virtual. Think intra-visionary. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will actualize the term "subscriber-defined, real-time". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cross-media e-tailers" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!