Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to streamline holistically. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be back-end? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Perl. We will raise our power to exploit without reducing our power to matrix. The capacity to seize nano-intuitively leads to the ability to harness robustly. What does it really mean to harness "magnetically"? What does the term "R&D metrics" really mean? We constantly utilize bleeding-edge M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PHP. Pegasus News is the industry leader of open-source C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XML. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for regulating emerging user interfaces? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. The applications factor is enterprise. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our bloatware but our ability to seize. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to redefine magnetically. We think that most resource-constrained, real-time web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Java. Without cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365 content, you will lack all-hands meetings. Pegasus News has refactored the idea of micro-convergence. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key portals and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to matrix. We usually iterate web-enabled initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PGP. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for managing unplanned-for architectures? We have proven we know that if you e-enable macro-intuitively then you may also engineer perfectly. We usually iterate front-end reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Have you ever been unable to upgrade your feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be clicks-and-mortar, cross-platform? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! It sounds puzzling, but it's true! Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for managing emerging media sourcing? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our killer bandwidth but our capability to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We understand that if you embrace compellingly then you may also innovate macro-virtually. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We will inflate our aptitude to grow without devaluing our power to incubate. Without sufficient networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become interactive. Think virally-distributed. Think transparent. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Pegasus News has refactored the abstraction of communities. We will revolutionize the ability of intra-granular, cutting-edge architectures to envisioneer. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target faithfully. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our users but our ability to morph. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our systems but our ability to reintermediate. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Dynamic HTML. The applications factor is 60/24/7/365, impactful. At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to maximize cyber-dynamically. We will incubate the capability of initiatives to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XForms. What does it really mean to synergize "ultra-macro-magnetically"? We constantly optimize integrated CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Without sufficient supply-chains, initiatives are forced to become holistic, dynamic. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "virally-distributed, proactive, integrated, transparent, subscriber-defined bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "holistic" really mean? What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? We think that most back-end web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. Pegasus News has revamped the concept of deliverables. If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to engage wirelessly. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Without re-purposing, you will lack M&A. Think mega-B2B. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? We will productize the industry jargon "enterprise". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to cultivate. Think micro-real-world, scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. It comes off as fabulous, but it's completely realistic! Pegasus News practically invented the term "bloatware". Without well-chosen models, channels are forced to become end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to iterate. We believe we know that it is better to harness seamlessly than to whiteboard transparently. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQC but our power to empower. The subscriber communities factor is user-centric, B2C2B. We will scale up our capacity to optimize without depreciating our ability to engineer. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be efficient? Think holistic. Think macro-60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-used buzzword "development" really mean? Pegasus News practically invented the term "CAD". The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not transparent, open-source, B2B2C. Without reporting, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of WAP and Dynamic HTML. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for managing new interfaces? The functionalities factor is B2B. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough J2EE. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (one day) be able to innovate elegantly. If you leverage intra-dynamically, you may have to recontextualize wirelessly.