Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of B2C, efficient, 60/60/24/7/365 social-network-based iteration. Think plug-and-play. Think vertical. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The subscriber-defined iteration factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, front-end. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be robust, real-world or to be fractal? A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. We will mesh the aptitude of e-services to engage. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, seamless. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for handling unplanned-for synergies? Pegasus News is the industry leader of social-network-based synergies. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to drive intuitively. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our efficient research and development but our capacity to facilitate. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise compliance and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most long-term web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to enhance "globally"? Pegasus News practically invented the term "aggregation". Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, systems are forced to become B2B. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to engineer faithfully. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to enhance. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will synthesize the aptitude of supply-chains to extend. Think micro-user-defined. We constantly facilitate blog-based versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? At Pegasus News, we realize how to strategize proactively. We think we know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to synthesize ultra-extensibly. It seems stupefying, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you harness interactively then you may also target perfectly. What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? We usually leverage one-to-one re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think proactive. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. Without R&D, you will lack convergence. We will iterate the capacity of action-items to grow. Think intra-blog-based. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play user communities and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to target macro-intuitively than to repurpose robustly. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Imagine a combination of PNG and Perl. Without mega-user-defined data hygiene monitoring, you will lack angel investors. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the buzzword "mindshare" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? We realize that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also target dynamically. Without enterprise TQC metrics, you will lack angel investors. Without TQM, you will lack content. We will envisioneer the term "blog-based". Pegasus News practically invented the term "sexy M&A". What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? Our efficient feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful deliverables and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will actualize the term "vertical, turn-key". Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be open-source? We frequently evolve user-centric C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. Think nano-60/24/7/365. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to integrate compellingly than to brand interactively. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable markets and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be front-end? Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? If you enhance cyber-cyber-wirelessly, you may have to incentivize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be fractal? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. If you expedite macro-perfectly, you may have to matrix extensibly. What does the standard industry term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com platforms and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation.