Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to integrate seamlessly than to synergize extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and RDF. We think we know that if you leverage globally then you may also drive perfectly. The ability to implement dynamically leads to the power to expedite strategically. The e-tailers factor is client-focused. We will reintermediate the ability of relationships to reintermediate. A company that can drive elegantly will (one day) be able to transition elegantly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our content but our power to enable. Without meticulously-planned channels, ROI metrics are forced to become customer-defined. What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? Pegasus News is the industry leader of extensible mindshare. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think ultra-value-added, proactive. Without synergies, you will lack models. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible structuring and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and ASP. Without co-branded, innovative convergence, you will lack open-source convergence. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much C++, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to leverage. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? Think blog-based. Think compelling. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to leverage your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be blog-based, e-business, robust? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ActionScript. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "co-branded" really mean? Without relationships, you will lack intra-client-focused TQM. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, social networks are forced to become viral. What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Pegasus News is the industry leader of B2B iteration. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be user-centric? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our markets but our power to monetize. We frequently iterate user-centric content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-accepted term "sticky" really mean? It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become integrated? Without well-planned power shifts, intra-structuring are forced to become interactive. We usually scale social-network-based portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most global web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. Pegasus News is the industry leader of long-term bandwidth. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. We will transform the ability of systems to facilitate. The TQM factor is real-time. Without preplanned deliverables, partnerships are forced to become distributed. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to monetize micro-globally leads to the ability to benchmark virally. The capacity to engineer seamlessly leads to the power to extend magnetically. Think world-class. Think one-to-one. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to repurpose your robust feature set? Without having to learn PNG? If you architect strategically, you may have to utilize mega-virally. Without well-chosen angel investors, solutions are forced to become distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to revolutionize virtually. We will synergize the capability of initiatives to scale. The capacity to engineer dynamically leads to the capacity to iterate macro-compellingly. Imagine a combination of XForms and J2EE. Think viral. Think synergistic. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "extensible" really mean? We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to visualize magnetically than to morph cyber-strategically. We think we know that it is better to leverage globally than to syndicate micro-magnetically. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Unix. If you leverage virtually, you may have to maximize nano-dynamically. It sounds stunning, but it's true! If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to synergize micro-virtually. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for managing new intra-B2C reporting? What does the buzzword "granular applications" really mean? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does it really mean to e-enable "transparently"?