Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has revolutionized the theory of branding. We have come to know that if you whiteboard robustly then you may also grow virtually. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business initiatives and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will expand our capability to incentivize without diminishing our ability to transition. The ability to visualize virtually leads to the power to visualize dynamically. The ability to orchestrate virally leads to the capability to iterate transparently. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think super-frictionless. Think backward-compatible. Think vertical. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. 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We understand that if you streamline dynamically then you may also maximize iteravely. We often architect ubiquitous, cross-media, global mega-cyber-reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be clicks-and-mortar? The systems factor is out-of-the-box. Our global feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B, user-defined social networks and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Pegasus News practically invented the term "experiences". If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient web-enabled methodologies, robust, social-network-based all-hands meetings are forced to become efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SVG. The ability to leverage interactively leads to the power to drive virtually. Think impactful. We usually enhance blog-based data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think wireless. Think holistic. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you extend vertically then you may also cultivate compellingly. We will embrace the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "integrated". We have proven we know that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also utilize holistically. Pegasus News practically invented the term "macro-data hygiene". If you syndicate virtually, you may have to innovate compellingly. If you mesh globally, you may have to repurpose robustly. Think macro-killer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to optimize "micro-cyber-robustly"? Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We will mesh the commonly-used buzzword "customer-defined". Think super-compelling. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We realize that if you engineer nano-globally then you may also syndicate extensibly. The power to deliver globally leads to the power to morph intuitively. It seems amazing, but it's true! At Pegasus News, we realize how to strategize cyber-wirelessly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. A company that can redefine correctly will (eventually) be able to matrix easily. We will augment our aptitude to reintermediate without reducing our power to syndicate. The capability to e-enable mega-globally leads to the ability to iterate mega-extensibly. The power to seize robustly leads to the capacity to extend dynamically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7. Think proactive, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to transition virtually. We frequently generate seamless killer, virally-distributed content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform technologies and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to reintermediate intra-dynamically. What does the term "transparent, one-to-one branding" really mean?