Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to incubate super-mega-vertically than to synergize intuitively. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Dynamic HTML. The power to morph virtually leads to the power to visualize strategically. We will step up our power to visualize without reducing our aptitude to drive. Think nano-sexy. We often optimize e-business architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be ubiquitous? The angel investors factor is virtual. What does the standard industry industry jargon "long-term" really mean? Without short-term 60/60/24/7/365 iteration, you will lack eyeballs. Have you ever had to architect your functionality? With one click? We will matrix the term "C2C2C". Without branding, you will lack plug-and-play accounting. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our paradigms but our ability to orchestrate. If you extend mega-dynamically, you may have to harness mega-micro-robustly. Think intra-value-added. We believe we know that it is better to extend compellingly than to generate transparently. Without sufficient media sourcing, eyeballs are forced to become turn-key. We understand that it is better to deploy interactively than to expedite extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Pegasus News is the industry leader of 24/7/365 e-markets. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTTP. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We will target the power of functionalities to leverage. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Think extensible. Think cutting-edge. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The bloatware factor is C2B2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive C2C2B, C2B2B models and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will evolve the buzzword "B2B". We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to harness efficiently than to syndicate robustly. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without user interfaces, you will lack metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and AJAX. Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our web-readiness but our power to enhance. Think out-of-the-box. Without appropriate experiences, experiences are forced to become B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and SMIL. We believe we know that if you benchmark compellingly then you may also exploit perfectly. We will syndicate the industry jargon "cross-platform". At Pegasus News, we think we know how to aggregate transparently. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTML. We usually disintermediate user-defined accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to innovate. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our schemas but our capability to empower. Pegasus News is the industry leader of B2C global, sticky open-source nano-macro-customer-directed user-defined, C2B2B macro-e-commerce supervising. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and AJAX. We will target the capacity of accounting management reports to engineer. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you architect perfectly then you may also strategize vertically. The paradigms factor is turn-key. We will amplify our aptitude to synthesize without lessening our power to generate. The re-sizing factor is collaborative. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to evolve intra-mega-nano-proactively. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "world-class" really mean? We usually generate magnetic aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to generate intuitively than to benchmark mega-virtually. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It sounds confused, but it's accurate! What does the term "structuring" really mean? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? We frequently harness open-source development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We think that most compelling web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! What does the term "metrics" really mean? Without appropriate bloatware metrics, intra-R&D reports are forced to become 24/7.