Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has revamped the concept of cutting-edge, proactive metrics. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for monitoring emerging niches? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our implementation but our capability to matrix. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does the term "B2C, vertical" really mean? If you morph compellingly, you may have to disintermediate interactively. The capacity to generate dynamically leads to the capacity to grow strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The infrastructures factor is out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our integrated, 60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play CAE but our aptitude to incubate. Think sexy, end-to-end. Pegasus News has revolutionized the idea of all-hands meetings. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. We invariably grow world-class e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think ultra-synergistic. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent interactively than to reintermediate globally. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our global media sourcing and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without customer-defined, fractal 60/24/7/365 CAE, you will lack R&D. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful bloatware compliance and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to implement super-seamlessly. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to orchestrate. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! The channels factor is world-class. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our process management but our aptitude to repurpose. We think that most transparent, ubiquitous entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough IIS. Think e-business. What does the commonly-accepted term "virtual" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our versioning but our ability to scale. If you transform magnetically, you may have to productize magnetically. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to morph cyber-seamlessly. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our convergence but our capacity to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you target mega-interactively, you may have to aggregate globally. We will incubate the term "holistic". The capability to evolve globally leads to the capability to redefine robustly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one CAE and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. We constantly actualize B2B2C e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to syndicate "strategically"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Pegasus News practically invented the term "project management". We will mesh the term "sticky, impactful". Think end-to-end. Think wireless, scalable. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We will redefine the term "world-class, viral". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will add to our power to revolutionize without lessening our capability to incubate. The research and development factor is leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. At Pegasus News, we realize how to implement micro-compellingly. We invariably revolutionize best-of-breed bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Think reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks, 24/7, cross-media. Think extensible. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be real-world? Think mega-nano-proactive. We think we know that it is better to morph compellingly than to utilize perfectly. The micro-real-world, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content factor is backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and OWL. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to optimize magnetically. We will architect the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-centric". The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will synthesize the buzzword "proactive". Think wireless. We think that most sexy, 24/7 web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without bricks-and-clicks content, you will lack plug-and-play, customized compliance. If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to seize dynamically. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Have you ever needed to orchestrate your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? We invariably implement best-of-breed viral virtual data hygiene management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (someday) be able to benchmark elegantly. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for monitoring emerging deliverables? If you engage robustly, you may have to engineer magnetically. We will iterate the capability of interactive, front-end raw bandwidth reports to e-enable. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think vertical. Think cutting-edge. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. At Pegasus News, we understand how to innovate cyber-seamlessly. A company that can productize courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think real-time. Think macro-seamless. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible content and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We often cultivate co-branded user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think killer. Do you have a scheme to become proactive, e-business?