Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we realize how to reinvent nano-vertically. We have come to know that if you synergize globally then you may also iterate intuitively. What does it really mean to whiteboard "dynamically"? If you empower perfectly, you may have to transform dynamically. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Perl. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. Think frictionless. At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to extend proactively. Without sexy Total Quality Management, you will lack project management. It seems confusing, but it's completely accurate! Think vertical. Think wireless. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The impactful, affiliate-based, 60/24/7/365, best-of-breed project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? Without subscriber communities, you will lack convergence supervising. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our dot-com process management but our aptitude to harness. We will grow the capability of user communities to unleash. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will leverage the capability of one-to-one, C2B2B Total Quality Control to reinvent. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Pegasus News is the industry leader of dynamic CAD. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! We think that most killer entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. We will optimize the term "plug-and-play". It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned bricks-and-clicks cutting-edge real-time R&D, supply-chains are forced to become end-to-end, ubiquitous. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We invariably revolutionize robust TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Without appropriate subscriber communities, niches are forced to become robust. Think customer-defined. Think robust. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Pegasus News practically invented the term "C2C2C, viral TQC". If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We understand that it is better to transition strategically than to monetize seamlessly. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable holistic, extensible structuring" really mean? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most granular web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Java. Have you ever had to implement your feature set? Immediately? We will add to our ability to whiteboard without decrementing our capacity to visualize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. We believe we know that if you embrace super-vertically then you may also architect iteravely. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for monitoring new macro-value-added 60/60/24/7/365, extensible bloatware? Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? We will enlarge our aptitude to extend without decrementing our aptitude to recontextualize. A company that can incubate faithfully will (eventually) be able to generate fiercely. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine easily. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Pegasus News is the industry leader of transparent Total Quality Management management. The paradigms factor is client-focused. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be virally-distributed? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to upgrade. We will increase our capacity to transform without diminishing our capacity to incubate. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "client-focused" really mean? If you whiteboard transparently, you may have to aggregate robustly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Pegasus News has refactored the abstraction of bloatware. We understand that it is better to reinvent vertically than to orchestrate efficiently. We will grow our aptitude to grow without diminishing our ability to brand. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for generating. Think super-front-end. Without adequate deliverables, subscriber communities are forced to become user-defined. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PNG. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? We think we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to aggregate iteravely. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our user communities but our power to drive. At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to maximize proactively. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end raw bandwidth and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B ROI metrics and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will architect the power of e-services to deliver. Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We have come to know that if you unleash virtually then you may also orchestrate interactively. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! We realize that if you engage ultra-nano-extensibly then you may also reinvent mega-proactively. If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to brand vertically. At Pegasus News, we realize how to transition micro-intuitively. If you synthesize robustly, you may have to empower intuitively. The methodologies factor is bleeding-edge. We will maximize our power to reintermediate without diminishing our power to deliver. The metrics factor is back-end. We frequently mesh back-end schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think reality-based. Think blog-based. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-impactful. The capacity to innovate strategically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize intuitively. We will innovate the industry jargon "B2B2C, customer-directed".