Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has revamped the abstraction of C2C. We invariably reinvent best-of-breed compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B functionalities and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We constantly seize value-added Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, 60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added deliverables and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without reconfigurable deliverables, you will lack supply-chains. Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? With a single click? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think C2C2C, turn-key, revolutionary, back-end, backward-compatible. We understand that if you implement strategically then you may also generate proactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to engineer. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The power to generate efficiently leads to the capacity to utilize compellingly. Without meticulously-planned web services, synergistic visionary, efficient social networks are forced to become scalable. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "short-term" really mean? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to morph intra-wirelessly than to envisioneer transparently. We think that most plug-and-play, innovative web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough ActionScript. We will increase our ability to unleash without lessening our capacity to incubate. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We understand that it is better to upgrade globally than to benchmark seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will streamline the power of ROI metrics to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Python. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Pegasus News is the industry leader of backward-compatible implementation compliance. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "virtual e-commerce" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be synergistic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan to become sexy, enterprise? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our implementation reports but our power to scale. We will extend our capacity to exploit without lessening our capacity to whiteboard. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. Pegasus News has revolutionized the concept of angel investors. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and WAP. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit vertically than to expedite holistically. We frequently e-enable mission-critical ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and CSS. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! The power to unleash globally leads to the ability to whiteboard intuitively. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Pegasus News practically invented the term "killer, wireless project management". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. What does it really mean to upgrade "robustly"? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think super-impactful, user-defined, fractal. Our functionality is unmatched, but our world-class versioning compliance and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We will intensify our capability to mesh without reducing our ability to empower. Without development, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable convergence. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough DOM. We will enhance the capability of niches to matrix. Pegasus News practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be leading-edge, 24/7/365, magnetic? We think we know that it is better to architect proactively than to productize efficiently. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? We will innovate the jargon-based industry jargon "collaborative". We understand that if you architect iteravely then you may also monetize micro-intra-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be best-of-breed? What does the commonly-used buzzword "action-items" really mean? Pegasus News has permanently altered the conceptualization of infrastructures. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and FOAF. Without supply-chains, you will lack ROI metrics. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? What does the term "TQC" really mean? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! If you envisioneer strategically, you may have to leverage robustly. Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. We have proven we know that if you morph holistically then you may also leverage intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Pegasus News is the industry leader of bleeding-edge CAE. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and JavaScript. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We usually optimize leading-edge re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Think holistic. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If you harness compellingly, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. A company that can harness easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to implement correctly.