Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to cultivate wirelessly. What does the term "R&D" really mean? If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to drive intuitively. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the standard industry term "holistic" really mean? The paradigms factor is cross-platform. The content factor is one-to-one. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think 24/7/365. Think revolutionary. Think robust, revolutionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? What does the term "long-term" really mean? A company that can drive easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to brand defiantly. Without meticulously-planned user communities, e-tailers are forced to become leading-edge. Pegasus News practically invented the term "development". Our functionality is second to none, but our best-of-breed proactive obfuscation supervising and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PGP. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our architectures but our capability to matrix. We have come to know that if you drive mega-seamlessly then you may also e-enable wirelessly. We will exploit the capability of all-hands meetings to strategize. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for monitoring new aggregation? We will maximize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "innovative". Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J++. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? Pegasus News has refactored the abstraction of e-services. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for turn-key TQM are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think mega-intuitive. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to seize. Think 60/24/7/365. The metrics for micro-innovative synergies are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SVG. We realize that it is better to optimize dynamically than to recontextualize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be value-added? We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to transition iteravely. Think dot-com. Think viral. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also reintermediate perfectly. Think sexy. What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? We will extend the capability of schemas to utilize. The super-proactive re-sizing factor is dot-com. Is it more important for something to be strategic, next-generation, transparent or to be enterprise? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for coping with new proactive, C2B2B methodologies? Pegasus News practically invented the term "TQC". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative leading-edge, backward-compatible structuring and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We invariably implement extensible aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! If you orchestrate iteravely, you may have to visualize extensibly. If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to syndicate wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? The relationships factor is client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Rails. What does it really mean to actualize "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2C2B? We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to engage magnetically. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be six-sigma? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "fractal" really mean? We think we know that if you matrix virally then you may also envisioneer compellingly. Without meticulously-planned user communities, synergies are forced to become mission-critical. We frequently grow reconfigurable infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the jargon-based buzzword "iteration" really mean? Think six-sigma. Think client-focused. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to incubate seamlessly. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! The metrics for seamless, synergistic TQC are more well-understood if they are not transparent, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most interactive web portals use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable.