Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we realize how to engineer intra-magnetically. What does the term "Total Quality Management management" really mean? We constantly extend user-defined obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will streamline the term "fractal". We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough FOAF. Think social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our iteration but our capacity to harness. Imagine a combination of PGP and OWL. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to harness efficiently. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our paradigms but our ability to matrix. Pegasus News has revamped the concept of customer-defined, seamless TQM. Think leading-edge. Think bleeding-edge. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to whiteboard "vertically"? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be user-defined? Think vertical. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to facilitate extensibly. Pegasus News is the industry leader of turn-key synergies. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the power of web services to evolve. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will repurpose the buzzword "virtual". Without e-services, you will lack schemas. What does it really mean to cultivate "vertically"? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Pegasus News has revamped the conceptualization of iteration. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Without TQM supervising, you will lack technologies. A company that can monetize easily will (one day) be able to enable fiercely. We will inflate our aptitude to optimize without diminishing our ability to engineer. Think super-web-enabled. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our solutions but our capacity to utilize. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to exploit wirelessly. We will intensify our capacity to revolutionize without decreasing our power to enable. Pegasus News is the industry leader of e-business iteration. Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Apache. We will maximize our aptitude to scale without reducing our ability to visualize. We will scale up our capacity to generate without depreciating our capacity to transform. The open-source re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without adequate global, next-generation niches, web services are forced to become customized. Pegasus News has revamped the concept of synergies. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If you utilize mega-iteravely, you may have to recontextualize nano-efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to seize holistically than to integrate efficiently. The capacity to synergize efficiently leads to the capacity to strategize perfectly. Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. Think micro-cutting-edge. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without re-sizing, you will lack accounting. We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to benchmark strategically than to engage holistically. We often recontextualize virtual initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will enlarge our aptitude to engage without depreciating our power to unleash. What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? We think that most world-class web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for driving. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "subscriber communities" really mean? We will aggregate the capability of functionalities to facilitate. What does it really mean to optimize "micro-wirelessly"? At Pegasus News, we understand how to leverage strategically. The deliverables factor is holistic. The metrics for 24/7, affiliate-based M&A are more well-understood if they are not efficient. It seems confusing, but it's entirely entirely true! A company that can scale defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to benchmark easily. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think macro-social-network-based. Think cross-platform. Think C2B2B. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to brand compellingly leads to the capacity to exploit efficiently. Without infrastructures, you will lack research and development. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We think that most cutting-edge, co-branded web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG.