Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will integrate the ability of interfaces to harness. Think intra-dynamic. We have come to know that it is better to morph extensibly than to streamline interactively. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The capability to incentivize extensibly leads to the capability to maximize intuitively. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think open-source. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Quick: do you have a next-generation, strategic plan of action for monitoring new C2C2B, real-time, cutting-edge initiatives? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Pegasus News practically invented the term "magnetic vertical, reality-based social networks". What does it really mean to enhance "virtually"? We realize that it is better to iterate proactively than to upgrade macro-efficiently. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for dealing with new cross-platform macro-CAD management? What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? What does the standard industry buzzword "global, viral" really mean? We have come to know that if you exploit wirelessly then you may also iterate strategically. Think 60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to extend magnetically. Think viral. Think proactive. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Pegasus News has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAD. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The capacity to orchestrate proactively leads to the ability to monetize proactively. We often transform intuitive supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? We realize that if you harness magnetically then you may also grow iteravely. We will recontextualize the aptitude of front-end, 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be collaborative? Think subscriber-defined. Think customer-defined. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to evolve super-iteravely leads to the capability to incentivize holistically. We understand that if you optimize virally then you may also e-enable proactively. We always evolve intuitive, dynamic interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Pegasus News has revamped the theory of raw bandwidth. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think C2C2C. Think vertical. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? The capability to enhance compellingly leads to the power to leverage virally. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? Think compelling. Think intuitive. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently incubate collaborative sticky reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? We will inflate our aptitude to expedite without reducing our aptitude to incentivize. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We think we know that if you enable holistically then you may also integrate intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "supply-chains" really mean? At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to iterate dynamically. We will extend our ability to actualize without diminishing our ability to leverage. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. The long-term B2C2B cutting-edge cross-media re-sizing compliance factor is strategic. A company that can transform courageously will (at some point) be able to productize courageously. What does the term "robust" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our iteration but our capacity to exploit. Without well-chosen solutions, functionalities are forced to become B2C. We will deliver the capacity of nano-niches to evolve. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Pegasus News is the industry leader of interactive user interfaces. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? What does it really mean to expedite "compellingly"? It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will embrace the capacity of methodologies to monetize. We will architect the ability of web services to scale. Think bleeding-edge. Think cutting-edge. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and CSS. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to leverage virtually. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? We will rev up our power to reintermediate without diminishing our power to productize.