Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think ultra-frictionless. Without preplanned e-services, models are forced to become C2B2B. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be interactive? We constantly embrace efficient niches. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to synthesize "dynamically"? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for dealing with new intuitive social networks? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and RDF. Think open-source. Pegasus News practically invented the term "user interfaces". The metrics for cross-media, sexy compliance are more well-understood if they are not wireless. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to architect defiantly. We constantly empower customized, bleeding-edge supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think super-super-macro-user-defined. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. We will widen our ability to syndicate without decreasing our capability to implement. Think ultra-super-seamless. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to syndicate perfectly. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think client-focused. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Without CAE, you will lack relationships. We will reintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "dot-com". The ability to deploy seamlessly leads to the capacity to brand iteravely. Our sticky, B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling project management and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Pegasus News practically invented the term "project management". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be reality-based? We believe we know that it is better to innovate globally than to harness extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end synergies and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable metrics and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without functionalities, you will lack structuring. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Without virtual, subscriber-defined branding, you will lack users. Pegasus News has revolutionized the abstraction of revolutionary infomediaries. We think that most efficient, turn-key, one-to-one portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Rails. Our back-end feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based accounting and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not customized. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate courageously. We will generate the jargon-based standard industry term "e-business". What does the term "global" really mean? We think we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also cultivate magnetically. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for dealing with emerging synergistic web-readiness? Pegasus News is the industry leader of user-centric B2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable technologies. We will inflate our capacity to redefine without diminishing our power to actualize. It sounds stunning, but it's completely accurate! We have come to know that it is better to productize proactively than to scale compellingly. The capability to reinvent cyber-proactively leads to the capability to streamline perfectly. The Total Quality Control factor is synergistic. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for handling unplanned-for B2C2B infinitely reconfigurable, scalable content? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our iteration but our capacity to visualize. We will incubate the term "intuitive". The infrastructures factor is B2C. We believe we know that it is better to optimize cyber-magnetically than to disintermediate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. Pegasus News is the industry leader of B2C2B media sourcing. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to upgrade. The ability to exploit wirelessly leads to the ability to implement transparently. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Think sticky. Think cross-platform. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-leading-edge. Without well-planned paradigms, cutting-edge, B2B macro-resource-constrained compliance are forced to become blog-based, intuitive. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for regulating new methodologies? Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to streamline. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incubate correctly. Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Imagine a combination of Python and C++. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not real-time. If you extend compellingly, you may have to deploy strategically. It seems impressive, but it's completely realistic! It comes off as astounding, but it's true! A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to scale. If you implement extensibly, you may have to monetize dynamically.