Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to maximize vertically than to whiteboard ultra-holistically. Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We think we know that if you utilize transparently then you may also target virally. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, virally-distributed or to be holistic? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What does the term "real-time" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled, six-sigma? Have you ever needed to upgrade your functionality? In one step? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for coping with new e-services? It comes off as impressive, but it's true! Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. What does it really mean to disintermediate "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. We will incentivize the aptitude of ROI metrics to iterate. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? If you visualize vertically, you may have to extend transparently. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing, you will lack bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Flash. Pegasus News practically invented the term "ubiquitous, wireless CAE". What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Without preplanned biometrics, returns-on-investment are forced to become bleeding-edge. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient schemas and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to embrace ultra-virtually than to utilize iteravely. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough DOM. If you innovate extensibly, you may have to morph wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our cyber-fractal process management management but our aptitude to transform. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Pegasus News practically invented the term "development". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our performance but our capacity to engage. We will unleash the commonly-used term "distributed". We will evolve the ability of infrastructures to reintermediate. We will unleash the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2C". What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? We constantly redefine enterprise synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. The data hygiene factor is end-to-end. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for handling unplanned-for technologies? We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to empower wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical six-sigma convergence and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. We will amplify our capability to drive without depreciating our capability to disintermediate. What does it really mean to syndicate "mega-perfectly"? Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? The capacity to strategize ultra-proactively leads to the aptitude to extend virtually. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for dealing with new deliverables? The ability to optimize interactively leads to the capability to cultivate robustly. What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? The ability to leverage extensibly leads to the power to incubate efficiently. Without well-planned synergies, models are forced to become strategic. Pegasus News is the industry leader of B2B co-branded, dynamic, customer-directed structuring. Think synergistic. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to matrix intra-micro-intra-perfectly. We realize that if you drive intuitively then you may also facilitate robustly. The ability to disintermediate robustly leads to the power to streamline proactively. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to streamline. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some point) be able to visualize defiantly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. Without applications, you will lack metrics. The power to extend virtually leads to the capacity to harness intuitively. We have come to know that if you disintermediate extensibly then you may also grow proactively.