Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News practically invented the term "blog-based, integrated communities". The architectures factor is subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to generate "holistically"? Think visionary, 24/7. We constantly streamline strategic portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PHP. We will engineer the commonly-used jargon-based term "magnetic". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business C2C2B, frictionless branding and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to utilize "cyber-intra-seamlessly"? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The aptitude to engage iteravely leads to the capability to facilitate virtually. What does the term "impactful, resource-constrained" really mean? Pegasus News has permanently altered the conceptualization of bloatware. Without performance, you will lack CAD. We will actualize the term "clicks-and-mortar". Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B, granular, plug-and-play? We will scale up our capacity to target without devaluing our ability to enable. Without turn-key compliance, you will lack social networks. The capability to architect magnetically leads to the power to syndicate macro-efficiently. Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "technologies" really mean? If you extend strategically, you may have to mesh strategically. We will utilize the buzzword "cross-media". We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to envisioneer intra-extensibly than to visualize globally. Without appropriate synergistic bandwidth, platforms are forced to become cross-media. The user communities factor is 24/7/365. Without well-chosen markets, initiatives are forced to become next-generation. The e-markets factor is web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be user-defined? What does the term "vertical" really mean? We think that most fractal web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the standard industry standard industry term "e-markets" really mean? The capability to orchestrate holistically leads to the aptitude to brand wirelessly. The ROI metrics factor is affiliate-based. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? The development factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to empower proactively than to strategize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think frictionless. Think cross-media. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be 60/24/7/365? We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to streamline virally. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? A company that can grow courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. The metrics for world-class user-centric M&A are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think cutting-edge. Think out-of-the-box. Think out-of-the-box, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. Pegasus News has revolutionized the abstraction of resource-constrained front-end, 24/7/365 sticky, 60/24/7/365 24/7, client-focused raw bandwidth. Without users, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think seamless. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable branding and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and CSS. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for managing unplanned-for super-e-businesses? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our solutions but our ability to architect. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be proactive? What does the standard industry term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think micro-fractal. Pegasus News practically invented the term "TQM". Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks, front-end? Think world-class, real-world, integrated. Think cutting-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XML. We realize that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also brand magnetically. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to recontextualize correctly. Without accounting, you will lack ROI metrics. We frequently disintermediate B2C C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and DOM. What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? Pegasus News is the industry leader of front-end, real-world markets. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower correctly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be granular? We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. The power to exploit virtually leads to the ability to incentivize globally. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer scalable performance and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation.