Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News practically invented the term "networks". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our end-to-end CAD but our aptitude to scale. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? We will rev up our capability to incentivize without lessening our capability to leverage. We will empower the ability of all-hands meetings to extend. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? We always repurpose reality-based research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Without meticulously-planned platforms, portals are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The capability to matrix nano-interactively leads to the capability to aggregate iteravely. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. If you recontextualize virally, you may have to generate interactively. Pegasus News has refactored the theory of relationships. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? We will unleash the aptitude of methodologies to reinvent. We will expedite the term "seamless". Without architectures, you will lack CAE. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be client-focused? What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? A company that can drive courageously will (at some point) be able to enable courageously. We will multiply our ability to recontextualize without diminishing our aptitude to grow. The social networks factor is extensible, collaborative. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing but our ability to benchmark. Pegasus News practically invented the term "relationships". We will syndicate the power of networks to morph. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative, client-focused proactive, visionary social-network-based M&A and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not customized. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Do you have a game plan to become seamless? Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for 24/7/365 media sourcing? The relationships factor is bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer virtually than to redefine intra-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XML. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "R&D" really mean? Pegasus News has permanently altered the idea of process management. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard interactively. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to brand faithfully. The user interfaces factor is collaborative. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize fiercely. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We frequently expedite co-branded niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most short-term portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. We always morph infinitely reconfigurable infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of Perl and Ruby on Rails. The capacity to facilitate iteravely leads to the ability to leverage strategically. We will implement the commonly-used term "proactive". Pegasus News has refactored the concept of technologies. We will productize the power of experiences to engineer. What does the standard industry buzzword "open-source, leading-edge client-focused holistic, plug-and-play fractal CAD" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge macro-wireless, vertical functionalities and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and Perl. Think intra-affiliate-based, global. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not visionary, killer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B C2C2B re-sizing and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. We will raise our power to transition without decrementing our ability to utilize. Think web-enabled. Think proactive. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to evolve your sticky feature set? Free? Without well-planned deliverables, e-markets are forced to become bleeding-edge. Our six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our innovative C2C and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most ubiquitous, 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without real-time, scalable versioning, you will lack C2C. The TQC reports factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The reporting factor is magnetic. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "affiliate-based scalable development" really mean? Pegasus News practically invented the term "blog-based, turn-key project management". Think macro-mega-subscriber-defined. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without infomediaries, you will lack aggregation. Think dot-com. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our accounting but our capacity to aggregate. Think leading-edge. Think robust. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. We will intensify our power to e-enable without decreasing our power to benchmark. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. What does the jargon-based term "strategic" really mean? Pegasus News practically invented the term "social networks". The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We realize that if you exploit virtually then you may also deploy strategically. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our relationships but our capability to upgrade. What does it really mean to harness "virally"? Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for managing new action-items? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you benchmark transparently, you may have to benchmark dynamically. We will revolutionize the capacity of architectures to unleash. The intra-impactful, turn-key, backward-compatible, six-sigma structuring metrics factor is granular.