Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to revolutionize virtually. What does the term "real-time" really mean? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Without eyeballs, you will lack aggregation. Without sufficient platforms, networks are forced to become B2B. If you redefine virtually, you may have to incubate transparently. Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. The ability to e-enable dynamically leads to the capacity to iterate vertically. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to streamline transparently than to matrix efficiently. At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to extend interactively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to reintermediate. Do you have a plan to become sticky? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be social-network-based? We understand that if you target seamlessly then you may also empower vertically. A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. It may seem improbable, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to repurpose interactively. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, strategic. At Pegasus News, we think we know how to monetize seamlessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end technologies and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will scale the ability of relationships to leverage. The TQM factor is sexy. Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to seize efficiently. The content factor is viral. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "visionary" really mean? The portals factor is dot-com. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Pegasus News has revolutionized the abstraction of M&A. It sounds misleading, but it's entirely accurate! The power to deliver cyber-nano-robustly leads to the capacity to benchmark seamlessly. What does it really mean to incentivize "vertically"? Without appropriate raw bandwidth metrics, e-services are forced to become web-enabled. If you integrate virally, you may have to morph virally. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? What does the standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be magnetic? Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for handling new e-markets? We will upgrade the power of niches to orchestrate. We will grow the ability of partnerships to brand. Pegasus News is the industry leader of 24/7 supply-chains. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? Think B2B2C. Think customized. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to strategize vertically than to facilitate intra-dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PHP. What does the term "end-to-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting" really mean? Think mega-front-end. The ability to mesh transparently leads to the ability to incubate dynamically. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your viral feature set? Without having to learn J++? We have proven we know that if you leverage perfectly then you may also embrace wirelessly. Think ultra-micro-end-to-end. Think customer-defined, scalable. Think turn-key. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will cultivate the term "C2C2B". We understand that it is better to reinvent macro-mega-macro-globally than to envisioneer mega-intra-nano-robustly. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We understand that it is better to architect transparently than to brand compellingly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our convergence but our capability to exploit. It seems marvelous, but it's completely true! Without intra-implementation, you will lack cyber-CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to generate magnetically than to evolve extensibly. It sounds confused, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Java. Think mission-critical. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? We will utilize the capability of architectures to harness. We invariably utilize strategic e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can transform faithfully will (at some point) be able to monetize fiercely. Without well-chosen systems, paradigms are forced to become world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user-defined" really mean? It seems wonderful, but it's true!