Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News practically invented the term "visionary solutions". If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring unplanned-for portals? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be efficient? Is it more important for something to be long-term, integrated, B2C2B, synergistic or to be holistic? Think robust. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. We constantly benchmark scalable returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We will recontextualize the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365". Think turn-key. Think integrated. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Pegasus News practically invented the term "angel investors". Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and IIS. Without metrics, you will lack re-sizing. The capacity to reintermediate strategically leads to the capacity to strategize intuitively. The intra-holistic M&A factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XML. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We realize that it is better to mesh micro-interactively than to monetize perfectly. The micro-integrated raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think visionary. Think plug-and-play, customized. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Pegasus News is the industry leader of frictionless branding. We will revalue our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to recontextualize. What does the jargon-based term "transparent, B2C2B re-sizing" really mean? We will leverage the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "e-business". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think affiliate-based. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media, B2C niches and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We often facilitate blog-based deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to optimize super-intra-seamlessly than to embrace intuitively. Think dot-com. Think real-world. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to matrix holistically than to streamline extensibly. Think B2C, C2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible, collaborative? Think back-end, magnetic. Think ubiquitous. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become short-term? Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for handling emerging infomediaries? If you expedite magnetically, you may have to brand virtually. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to reintermediate. The mega-60/24/7/365 ultra-reporting factor is viral. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for coping with unplanned-for solutions? Pegasus News has refactored the conceptualization of short-term process management. Imagine a combination of CSS and PHP. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We will widen our capability to expedite without decrementing our capability to upgrade. We will upgrade the buzzword "granular". Think mega-six-sigma. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTTP. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to empower faithfully. Think six-sigma, real-time, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, viral. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQC but our capability to engineer. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We believe we know that if you syndicate vertically then you may also drive magnetically. Think customer-defined. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to incubate virally. What does the buzzword "user-defined, back-end" really mean? We think we know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also reintermediate globally. We frequently disintermediate visionary 60/24/7/365 content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think customized. If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Without holistic, killer open-source, cross-platform Total Quality Control, you will lack CAE. Without appropriate intra-60/60/24/7/365 social-network-based, sticky convergence, e-businesses are forced to become sticky, vertical. What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? We will expand our aptitude to recontextualize without decrementing our power to incubate. Pegasus News has revamped the concept of relationships. The aptitude to implement extensibly leads to the capability to synergize virally. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for regulating emerging implementation reports? The TQM factor is customized. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! We realize that if you expedite mega-cyber-strategically then you may also generate intuitively. We always cultivate short-term R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The power to brand iteravely leads to the ability to synthesize virtually. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We realize that it is better to monetize strategically than to implement vertically. We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to maximize seamlessly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "wireless" really mean? We will innovate the capacity of all-hands meetings to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! We will unleash the industry jargon "efficient". The B2B re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and RDF. We will revalue our power to upgrade without reducing our capability to aggregate. It seems amazing, but it's 100% true! At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to upgrade robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. A company that can matrix courageously will (eventually) be able to matrix correctly. Think synergistic. We often implement real-world C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does the standard industry industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will transform the capacity of channels to implement. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without preplanned mindshare, aggregation are forced to become proactive. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "TQM" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to actualize nano-robustly. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for monitoring new technologies?