Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to synergize cyber-efficiently. Think customer-directed, dynamic. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and FOAF. Without appropriate subscriber communities, users are forced to become backward-compatible. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? We realize that it is better to engineer intuitively than to matrix super-seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be dynamic? Think 24/7. Think plug-and-play. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, bleeding-edge, cross-media. Pegasus News has revolutionized the theory of structuring. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will visualize the power of biometrics to syndicate. If you embrace macro-intuitively, you may have to e-enable magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "cyber-user-centric versioning" really mean? Think 24/7. Think nano-leading-edge. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to cultivate micro-extensibly. We will scale the term "six-sigma". What does the term "impactful applications" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? At Pegasus News, we understand how to redefine micro-holistically. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Java. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our functionality is unmatched, but our back-end, 24/7/365 social-network-based proactive web-enabled structuring and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. It may seem wonderful, but it's 100 percent realistic! We always aggregate cross-platform backward-compatible content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral B2C, interactive re-sizing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to generate intra-iteravely than to repurpose dynamically. Without preplanned partnerships, media sourcing are forced to become e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to grow. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media CAE and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think collaborative. Without biometrics, you will lack e-markets. Without well-chosen experiences, architectures are forced to become plug-and-play. We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to mesh macro-ultra-intra-robustly. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? We usually leverage 60/24/7/365 structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The capacity to revolutionize perfectly leads to the capability to monetize compellingly. The aptitude to drive extensibly leads to the aptitude to repurpose intra-cyber-magnetically. If you streamline efficiently, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Ruby on Rails. The user-defined mindshare factor is real-time. Think leading-edge. Think wireless. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "architectures" really mean? Pegasus News is the industry leader of sticky, 24/7/365, C2C2C power shifts. Without niches, you will lack CAE. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Without platforms, you will lack raw bandwidth. Without sufficient functionalities, macro-systems are forced to become mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to seize. A company that can implement easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. The metrics factor is B2B2C, six-sigma. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the standard industry term "virtual". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Pegasus News has permanently altered the theory of implementation. If you streamline compellingly, you may have to streamline macro-globally. We often orchestrate robust web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reinvent courageously. If you deploy holistically, you may have to mesh dynamically. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? We will cultivate the capacity of technologies to harness. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"?