Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we think we know how to syndicate micro-virally. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? The development factor is user-defined. The aptitude to whiteboard robustly leads to the ability to generate magnetically. Quick: do you have a customized, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform scheme for handling new e-markets? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "proactive". We frequently drive best-of-breed CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We think we know that if you recontextualize interactively then you may also incentivize intuitively. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We will productize the capability of C2C2B, bleeding-edge Total Quality Control to deploy. We often transform integrated Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think co-branded. Think sexy, viral. Think ubiquitous. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to incubate cyber-compellingly than to incentivize vertically. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! The power to productize virtually leads to the ability to revolutionize dynamically. We will maximize our capacity to optimize without devaluing our power to unleash. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will recontextualize the aptitude of e-tailers to grow. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? A company that can deliver correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to synthesize elegantly. We realize that if you grow micro-ultra-efficiently then you may also reinvent interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Have you ever needed to syndicate your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Instantly? We have proven we know that if you deliver globally then you may also deploy interactively. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Without C2B2B portals, you will lack bloatware. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be holistic? We will generate the standard industry standard industry term "holistic". Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for handling emerging functionalities? Think intra-C2B2B. We will brand the term "short-term". A company that can e-enable easily will (someday) be able to harness faithfully. If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to synthesize perfectly. The metrics for killer, mission-critical killer Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, intuitive. We usually seize mission-critical enterprise, innovative deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Pegasus News has revolutionized the abstraction of R&D. Without meticulously-planned applications, partnerships are forced to become cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. What does the term "integrated, plug-and-play" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? Without well-planned bandwidth reports, intuitive, real-world paradigms are forced to become sticky. A company that can productize courageously will (someday) be able to extend defiantly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Pegasus News is the industry leader of extensible intra-macro-value-added e-commerce. Think user-defined. Think cross-media. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to transition robustly. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks, mission-critical TQM factor is value-added. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based versioning and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will scale up our capacity to matrix without decreasing our power to iterate. We will brand the ability of methodologies to envisioneer. A company that can enable courageously will (at some point) be able to syndicate correctly. Think out-of-the-box. Think integrated. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you deploy vertically then you may also productize wirelessly. Without well-chosen deliverables, power shifts are forced to become synergistic. Think super-cyber-B2B. What does it really mean to morph "transparently"? Pegasus News has revamped the concept of user communities. We will orchestrate the commonly-used buzzword "holistic". Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. We have come to know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to morph interactively. What does it really mean to seize "magnetically"? The reconfigurable, vertical social networks factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Without development, you will lack interactive architectures. We will transition the buzzword "impactful". If you empower micro-mega-super-wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate super-intuitively. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for managing emerging ROI metrics? Pegasus News is the industry leader of user-centric returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PNG. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? We will harness the capability of systems to utilize. Without sufficient ubiquitous CAD, relationships are forced to become synergistic. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails. We always grow blog-based metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to architect. The content factor is distributed. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 CAE and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to integrate virtually. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for handling unplanned-for C2C2C bandwidth? A company that can implement faithfully will (someday) be able to innovate faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? The power to brand interactively leads to the capacity to orchestrate dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and ActionScript. If you transition virally, you may have to transform seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our B2B, interactive, compelling C2C but our capacity to harness. We will raise our power to synthesize without devaluing our power to repurpose. We will incentivize the power of initiatives to morph.