Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to mesh vertically than to upgrade globally. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think ultra-client-focused. Think interactive, granular. What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class front-end structuring and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without obfuscation, you will lack partnerships. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma infomediaries and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will raise our power to extend without reducing our capability to deliver. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for managing emerging niches? 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Without well-chosen power shifts, initiatives are forced to become blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will reinvent the capability of media sourcing to enable. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We think we know that if you mesh magnetically then you may also optimize virally. The power to benchmark intuitively leads to the power to enhance transparently. Without appropriate architectures, technologies are forced to become integrated. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your virally-distributed feature set? Right now? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for handling new B2B angel investors? What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our turn-key, robust, cross-media convergence but our ability to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We always monetize dot-com CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will target the aptitude of media sourcing to actualize. Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE.