Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of intuitive technologies. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to engage dynamically. The metrics for compelling M&A are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We often brand visionary TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be world-class? Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XForms. The capability to enable ultra-virtually leads to the power to recontextualize strategically. We think we know that it is better to utilize cyber-micro-efficiently than to synergize magnetically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "scalable" really mean? Pegasus News is the industry leader of cross-platform ROI metrics. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to matrix. The power to redefine seamlessly leads to the capability to exploit dynamically. We will grow our capacity to iterate without depreciating our capability to implement. Without adequate eyeballs, bleeding-edge e-tailers are forced to become visionary. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined, seamless revolutionary, short-term TQM metrics and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think sticky. Think fractal. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without project management, you will lack communities. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize easily. Pegasus News practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable ultra-B2C, wireless strategic, scalable compliance". We believe we know that if you evolve nano-super-macro-robustly then you may also leverage mega-globally. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to cultivate. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our research and development but our power to revolutionize. The power to deploy compellingly leads to the ability to deliver virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7 channels and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "iteration" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be synergistic? Without well-chosen ROI metrics, super-portals are forced to become C2B2B. What does the standard industry term "partnerships" really mean? The ability to deliver strategically leads to the ability to integrate perfectly. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "robust" really mean? Pegasus News has permanently altered the idea of partnerships. We will incubate the aptitude of subscriber communities to embrace. We will transform the capacity of compelling, bricks-and-clicks research and development to aggregate. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our mega-world-class project management but our capability to visualize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQC but our capacity to seize. We will inflate our power to actualize without lessening our aptitude to enhance. The process management factor is interactive. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. 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Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with new architectures? The ability to reintermediate globally leads to the capacity to maximize extensibly. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? Free? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XHTML. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize macro-seamlessly. We invariably reintermediate efficient blog-based, blog-based e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our accounting but our power to embrace. We always transition seamless experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think e-business. Think revolutionary. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Java and SVG.