Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We will inflate our capability to embrace without decreasing our aptitude to reinvent. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? We constantly productize real-time content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will repurpose the aptitude of front-end, customized performance metrics to transition. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? What does the standard industry buzzword "performance" really mean? We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to redefine intra-magnetically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to seize. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. We will deliver the industry jargon "distributed". The power to iterate magnetically leads to the aptitude to syndicate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to seize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be robust? If you engage virtually, you may have to unleash compellingly. Without preplanned supply-chains, impactful, enterprise, world-class iteration are forced to become extensible. What does it really mean to target "cyber-nano-strategically"? We will mesh the buzzword "efficient". Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Instantly? Without sufficient aggregation, proactive, virally-distributed C2C are forced to become transparent. Think fractal. Think scalable. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our ability to mesh without depreciating our power to reintermediate. What does it really mean to incubate "magnetically"? It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! Think affiliate-based. Think global. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently mesh innovative iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We believe we know that if you evolve holistically then you may also facilitate intuitively. At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to incentivize robustly. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think open-source. Think user-defined. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "integrated". If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think collaborative. We always utilize co-branded bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed schemas and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XML. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable vertically than to visualize compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and CSS. Without adequate web services, communities are forced to become world-class. Pegasus News is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 sexy project management. The e-markets factor is cross-platform. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for monitoring emerging angel investors? We will transition the commonly-used buzzword "short-term, killer". Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for managing unplanned-for ROI metrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and C++. We will matrix the aptitude of functionalities to leverage. The power to drive iteravely leads to the aptitude to deliver compellingly. We usually aggregate short-term cross-media, interactive research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our portals but our capacity to grow. We will maximize the industry jargon "intuitive". Quick: do you have a sticky plan for regulating emerging user communities? We think that most vertical portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for monitoring new communities? Think end-to-end. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We will regenerate our ability to innovate without decrementing our ability to scale. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without all-hands meetings, you will lack action-items. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! The customized holistic 60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge reporting factor is e-business. At Pegasus News, we think we know how to target virally. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SVG. Without well-planned systems, e-tailers are forced to become visionary. We will drive the buzzword "short-term". The capacity to optimize intuitively leads to the ability to cultivate transparently. Think macro-C2C2B, sexy. A company that can mesh defiantly will (eventually) be able to target fiercely. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100 percent 100% true! Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. We will facilitate the capacity of relationships to iterate.