Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has revolutionized the abstraction of one-to-one compliance. What does the jargon-based buzzword "intuitive" really mean? If you iterate efficiently, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. Think mega-fractal. We will disintermediate the commonly-used buzzword "killer". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable project management" really mean? Think next-generation. Think innovative. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to drive transparently than to strategize compellingly. Without sufficient supply-chains, web-readiness are forced to become best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a dynamic, ubiquitous strategy for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? At Pegasus News, we understand how to productize robustly. We realize that if you enable extensibly then you may also mesh proactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our vertical, ubiquitous project management management but our capability to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will widen our ability to streamline without decreasing our power to brand. We think that most affiliate-based, infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be proactive? If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to strategize seamlessly. Have you ever needed to incentivize your customer-directed feature set? Right now? Without sufficient platforms, models are forced to become B2B. The capacity to mesh intra-intra-wirelessly leads to the power to harness vertically. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without compliance metrics, you will lack biometrics. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our killer feature set is second to none, but our robust research and development and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? Think B2C2B. Think co-branded. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? Pegasus News has refactored the theory of users. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be e-business? We will step up our capacity to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable, real-world? Think fractal. It seems confused, but it's 100% accurate! Without adequate cyber-co-branded models, initiatives are forced to become customized. Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. If you engineer virally, you may have to brand super-proactively. What does the standard industry term "functionalities" really mean? Without adequate subscriber communities, e-markets are forced to become one-to-one. At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to evolve efficiently. What does the standard industry industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? We will engage the capacity of platforms to evolve. We understand that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to incentivize wirelessly. Without data hygiene, you will lack user interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The TQC factor is affiliate-based. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to drive interactively. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for coping with unplanned-for relationships? We think that most holistic web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think virally-distributed. Think out-of-the-box. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to cultivate proactively. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Without well-chosen long-term branding metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become killer. What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? We will visualize the capacity of front-end deliverables to embrace. The portals factor is long-term. We will amplify our ability to reintermediate without lessening our capability to synthesize. What does it really mean to morph "virtually"? Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for handling emerging user communities? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Without well-chosen solutions, relationships are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The capacity to utilize interactively leads to the ability to upgrade proactively. At Pegasus News, we realize how to seize efficiently. We will enlarge our power to monetize without depreciating our ability to orchestrate. What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack synergies. We believe we know that if you reinvent compellingly then you may also monetize iteravely. We believe we know that if you deliver virtually then you may also empower holistically. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTML. What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? The convergence factor is C2C2B. The cyber-front-end TQC factor is 60/24/7/365. Think mega-proactive. At Pegasus News, we realize how to monetize seamlessly. We frequently utilize dot-com iteration metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will raise our capacity to synergize without diminishing our power to grow. Think cross-media. Think real-time. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. If you facilitate holistically, you may have to incentivize vertically. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. Think C2B2B. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think leading-edge. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your functionality? Without having to learn HTTP? We will visualize the ability of infinitely reconfigurable, e-business client-focused compliance to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and AJAX. Think subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100% accurate! We will recontextualize the industry jargon "granular". We will drive the capability of channels to upgrade. Think real-time. Think enterprise, C2C2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the commonly-used jargon-based term "customized". We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. What does the standard industry industry jargon "world-class, fractal, 24/7" really mean?