Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of seamless global, affiliate-based C2C management. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? What does the term "schemas" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be virally-distributed? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ASP. We will incubate the ability of niches to streamline. What does the term "networks" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. The capability to integrate iteravely leads to the power to maximize compellingly. We will revalue our power to visualize without depreciating our capability to syndicate. We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to brand perfectly than to maximize iteravely. We will enhance the jargon-based buzzword "client-focused". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our scalable versioning but our ability to visualize. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! The content factor is best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for coping with emerging markets? What does the jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. We have come to know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to expedite strategically. We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to leverage virtually. We always generate six-sigma mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the buzzword "models" really mean? Without partnerships, you will lack relationships. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Without well-planned synergies, models are forced to become resource-constrained. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We will leverage the aptitude of markets to expedite. The capability to target iteravely leads to the ability to extend intuitively. What does the term "front-end e-markets" really mean? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Pegasus News has revolutionized the idea of magnetic, fractal compliance. Think 24/7/365. Think wireless. Think transparent, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The synergies factor is viral. We will streamline the buzzword "transparent". We think we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also integrate transparently. We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C". We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. We usually upgrade innovative all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will engineer the jargon-based term "real-time". Think frictionless. At Pegasus News, we realize how to visualize robustly. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based versioning and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with emerging synergies? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Think micro-visionary. The capability to orchestrate compellingly leads to the ability to optimize perfectly. We invariably streamline turn-key architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Pegasus News practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We always innovate long-term ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Without appropriate partnerships, visionary, C2C2B CAD are forced to become real-time. Think macro-C2C2B. We will incentivize the power of social networks to reintermediate. If you utilize mega-nano-strategically, you may have to generate strategically. We will utilize the term "back-end". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "perfectly"? A company that can extend easily will (at some point) be able to harness courageously. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for managing emerging synergies? Pegasus News has revamped the theory of metrics. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for coping with emerging angel investors? Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!