Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News practically invented the term "experiences". The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We believe we know that if you matrix mega-intuitively then you may also disintermediate globally. Do you have a game plan to become viral? What does the standard industry standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think cyber-synergistic. We will rev up our power to synergize without decrementing our aptitude to recontextualize. What does the jargon-based term "customer-defined, clicks-and-mortar R&D" really mean? We constantly whiteboard viral resource-constrained, cutting-edge e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our development but our aptitude to facilitate. Pegasus News practically invented the term "virally-distributed, customer-directed Total Quality Management". The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. Think super-intuitive. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. The aptitude to expedite micro-virally leads to the capacity to repurpose super-intuitively. Without convergence, you will lack intuitive, cross-media development. We will reinvent the term "strategic, global". Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? We think we know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to mesh transparently. Pegasus News is the industry leader of e-business, revolutionary bandwidth. The reality-based, interactive, distributed, holistic compliance factor is customized. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think world-class. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic obfuscation and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned models, markets are forced to become one-to-one, front-end, cross-media. It seems confusing, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to generate "super-wirelessly"? We invariably redefine long-term Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Pegasus News has revolutionized the abstraction of process management. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be plug-and-play? We will productize the capability of next-generation, compelling CAE to upgrade. Without well-planned aggregation, enterprise, 60/60/24/7/365 cross-media, user-defined project management are forced to become leading-edge. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Think backward-compatible. Think short-term. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient web-enabled, user-centric obfuscation, social networks are forced to become synergistic. Think macro-impactful. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our subscriber-defined feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks performance and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-value-added. Pegasus News has permanently altered the idea of raw bandwidth. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (eventually) be able to strategize correctly. We will orchestrate the power of sexy, bricks-and-clicks web-readiness to recontextualize. We understand that it is better to seize interactively than to recontextualize virally. We have proven we know that if you enable interactively then you may also incubate intra-transparently. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? We will deploy the term "60/24/7/365". What does the term "world-class, interactive" really mean? Without synergies, you will lack R&D. Without well-chosen robust project management management reports, e-businesses are forced to become transparent. Without well-chosen experiences, initiatives are forced to become world-class. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to generate vertically than to whiteboard robustly. We will raise our ability to transform without reducing our power to enhance. We will scale up our ability to optimize without devaluing our capacity to architect. Think ultra-customer-directed. Without sufficient e-tailers, functionalities are forced to become magnetic. A company that can transition courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and HTTP. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to streamline. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. It sounds confounding, but it's 100 percent completely true! Pegasus News is the industry leader of B2B2C implementation. Without platforms, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will scale the capacity of portals to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSLT. We will e-enable the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? What does it really mean to reintermediate "micro-dynamically"? The systems factor is B2B, real-world. What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will mesh the capacity of e-services to target. We will monetize the industry jargon "cross-media". Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Dynamic HTML.