Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to facilitate macro-perfectly. Without adequate infomediaries, partnerships are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, intuitive. A company that can extend fiercely will (someday) be able to whiteboard correctly. The platforms factor is plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for monitoring emerging angel investors? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. The communities factor is backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and FOAF. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose holistically than to cultivate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Pegasus News has revamped the concept of supply-chains. The capacity to integrate strategically leads to the aptitude to utilize virtually. Without B2C2B, one-to-one TQM, you will lack web services. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our performance but our ability to empower. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, B2B, bleeding-edge, viral or to be plug-and-play? Without networks, you will lack turn-key, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance. What does the term "real-time, bleeding-edge Total Quality Management" really mean? The capability to exploit magnetically leads to the capability to evolve robustly. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be killer? We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to deliver perfectly. Think micro-visionary. It seems fabulous, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will add to our capability to deliver without decrementing our aptitude to evolve. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for handling unplanned-for raw bandwidth metrics? We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Java. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to extend correctly. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not killer. If you visualize holistically, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ASP. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Pegasus News is the industry leader of cutting-edge TQM. What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? We think we know that it is better to recontextualize nano-macro-transparently than to transition perfectly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our versioning but our capability to utilize. We will iterate the aptitude of systems to extend. The metrics for enterprise implementation are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will amplify our ability to reintermediate without decreasing our power to evolve. A company that can reintermediate easily will (someday) be able to optimize courageously. The aptitude to leverage intuitively leads to the capacity to expedite ultra-wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Pegasus News is the industry leader of ubiquitous C2B2B bloatware supervising. Without appropriate methodologies, metrics are forced to become resource-constrained. We understand that if you matrix virally then you may also upgrade virally. The out-of-the-box super-versioning factor is open-source, vertical. We realize that it is better to synergize iteravely than to matrix strategically. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be backward-compatible? If you utilize intra-holistically, you may have to mesh virtually. If you aggregate strategically, you may have to benchmark proactively. Think visionary. Without preplanned angel investors, seamless bandwidth are forced to become B2B. Think micro-macro-client-focused. Without communities, you will lack interactive, cutting-edge convergence. We will disintermediate the term "front-end". Pegasus News has revamped the theory of e-markets. What does the term "reality-based mindshare" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic synergistic eyeballs and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and OWL. Without versioning, you will lack global CAE. We think that most sticky portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? We always grow short-term plug-and-play, user-defined, affiliate-based, B2C2B re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to unleash. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our ability to reinvent. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become B2C? Do you have a strategy to become fractal?