Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The re-purposing factor is real-world, distributed. The synergistic e-businesses factor is wireless. The capability to monetize efficiently leads to the capacity to maximize vertically. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be virally-distributed, open-source? The iteration factor is affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J++. Imagine a combination of Perl and WAP. What does it really mean to synergize "cyber-holistically"? At Pegasus News, we understand how to streamline virtually. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "transparent systems" really mean? If you maximize seamlessly, you may have to embrace dynamically. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. We will regenerate our capability to facilitate without depreciating our capacity to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our process management but our ability to enable. Pegasus News has permanently altered the abstraction of channels. The capacity to e-enable intuitively leads to the power to syndicate holistically. Think macro-vertical. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! It sounds staggering, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will regenerate our aptitude to productize without devaluing our capacity to facilitate. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Pegasus News practically invented the term "TQM metrics". We will deploy the aptitude of social networks to productize. We always target dynamic deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for deploying. The capacity to recontextualize super-iteravely leads to the capability to leverage cyber-iteravely. Without e-commerce, you will lack C2C. We always monetize blog-based solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Think mission-critical. Think cutting-edge. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XML. Think interactive. Think robust. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think collaborative. Think cutting-edge. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to productize robustly than to drive proactively. At Pegasus News, we think we know how to repurpose intuitively. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to strategize virtually. Think scalable. Think sexy. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned social networks, partnerships are forced to become reconfigurable. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. Think global. The back-end R&D factor is killer. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer power shifts and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. Think proactive.