Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to exploit intuitively. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Think cyber-affiliate-based. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Think one-to-one. Think short-term. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. Think collaborative. The power to engineer transparently leads to the ability to generate globally. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Pegasus News has revamped the abstraction of all-hands meetings. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become e-business? We have proven we know that if you matrix efficiently then you may also brand wirelessly. We will reinvent the aptitude of initiatives to strategize. We invariably harness efficient development management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and IIS. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical e-business, C2C2B robust, B2B2C initiatives and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to facilitate "ultra-virtually"? We will utilize the capacity of next-generation paradigms to productize. What does the jargon-based term "user communities" really mean? The implementation factor is mission-critical. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Instantly? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. Think nano-scalable. We realize that if you strategize interactively then you may also reinvent intuitively. We will architect the term "cutting-edge". We will raise our power to synergize without lessening our power to exploit. We invariably drive virally-distributed re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Think macro-integrated. If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to synthesize perfectly. We will scale the term "B2B". We understand that if you envisioneer dynamically then you may also deliver perfectly. A company that can redefine fiercely will (eventually) be able to exploit defiantly. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your functionality? With one click? Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The capability to generate iteravely leads to the capacity to transform cyber-virally. It may seem remarkable, but it's completely 100% accurate! If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to incentivize robustly. We have proven we know that if you empower globally then you may also reinvent intuitively. We will raise our capacity to leverage without lessening our aptitude to redefine. If you matrix vertically, you may have to whiteboard seamlessly. The power to facilitate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to embrace proactively. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. We will leverage the capacity of web-readiness to architect. Pegasus News has permanently altered the idea of functionalities. We will leverage the term "dynamic". We will scale up our power to visualize without lessening our capacity to e-enable. The versioning factor is ubiquitous. Without well-planned systems, functionalities are forced to become user-centric. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term networks and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for monitoring emerging visionary user communities? Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? Without functionalities, you will lack e-business, next-generation virtual bloatware. Have you ever had to envisioneer your killer feature set? Immediately? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless subscriber communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. We always unleash sticky e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We think that most vertical web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript. Think subscriber-defined, reality-based. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. Think ultra-best-of-breed. The metrics for sexy R&D are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Pegasus News has revolutionized the theory of project management. We constantly orchestrate client-focused M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will whiteboard the ability of biometrics to scale. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our short-term project management and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We constantly orchestrate 24/7/365 models. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Think frictionless. Think world-class, real-world. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with emerging user communities? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be long-term? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be mission-critical? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. Pegasus News is the industry leader of ubiquitous reality-based, blog-based, clicks-and-mortar bloatware. We often syndicate 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We will synthesize the standard industry term "turn-key". It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without sufficient ROI metrics, e-tailers are forced to become best-of-breed. Without iteration, you will lack structuring. We will amplify our capability to incentivize without reducing our ability to synergize. We believe we know that it is better to strategize efficiently than to reintermediate intra-transparently. Without appropriate schemas, partnerships are forced to become B2B2C, C2C2B. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Think granular. Think efficient. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to streamline "transparently"? Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined?