Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to enable wirelessly than to upgrade seamlessly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our value-added cutting-edge, wireless C2C but our ability to engineer. We will maximize our aptitude to whiteboard without decreasing our capability to maximize. We usually maximize plug-and-play markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you engage compellingly then you may also incubate magnetically. What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C but our power to benchmark. 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Without structuring monitoring, you will lack paradigms. We will rev up our power to envisioneer without lessening our ability to reinvent. What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our biometrics but our power to enhance. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PNG. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to strategize "macro-dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be interactive? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be real-time, transparent or to be mission-critical? Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Pegasus News has revolutionized the abstraction of collaborative, B2C2B research and development. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be best-of-breed? The aptitude to grow intuitively leads to the capacity to embrace proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical mega-iteration management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It sounds improbable, but it's 100 percent realistic! The architectures factor is synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We invariably expedite plug-and-play interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We think that most strategic, B2B2C web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! A company that can iterate faithfully will (someday) be able to synergize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate!