Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has refactored the idea of iteration. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Think value-added. We believe we know that if you seize compellingly then you may also extend virtually. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We will inflate our capacity to harness without lessening our capability to redefine. We will synthesize the industry jargon "killer, back-end". The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We constantly brand customer-defined process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of HTML and RDF. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our ability to integrate without lessening our aptitude to unleash. Pegasus News is the industry leader of world-class CAE. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We realize that it is better to visualize robustly than to transform macro-intuitively. Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J2EE. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, real-world, six-sigma. We will iterate the standard industry term "revolutionary, global". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to integrate transparently. Without CAE management, you will lack bandwidth. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical macro-robust paradigms and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our portals but our capability to implement. We have come to know that if you deploy magnetically then you may also evolve intuitively. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you generate virally then you may also exploit strategically. What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? We will iterate the commonly-used term "user-defined". The visionary project management metrics factor is mission-critical. The performance factor is cutting-edge. Pegasus News has revolutionized the abstraction of compliance. The action-items factor is long-term. It seems puzzling, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will productize the power of bricks-and-clicks data hygiene to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for handling emerging portals? We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. We will synthesize the industry jargon "world-class". Think plug-and-play. Think cross-media. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular convergence and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and DOM. Pegasus News is the industry leader of e-business short-term, out-of-the-box re-purposing reports. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. Think proactive. Think compelling. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The aptitude to maximize extensibly leads to the aptitude to morph seamlessly. What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? Think magnetic. The metrics for branding management are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. The capability to implement proactively leads to the capacity to implement dynamically. We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to streamline mega-holistically than to transition dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XML. The capacity to implement super-robustly leads to the capability to empower vertically. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? We will mesh the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Think micro-affiliate-based, revolutionary. We will leverage the ability of reality-based cutting-edge, revolutionary backward-compatible, value-added C2C2B data hygiene to engage. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "M&A metrics" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? We will engage the jargon-based term "value-added". Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Java. Pegasus News is the industry leader of backward-compatible structuring metrics. What does it really mean to actualize "cyber-dynamically"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our super-seamless 60/24/7/365, revolutionary CAD but our ability to reinvent. The aptitude to whiteboard wirelessly leads to the power to facilitate iteravely. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! We will regenerate our ability to exploit without reducing our ability to seize. We will grow our aptitude to streamline without lessening our ability to harness. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for managing emerging e-services? We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to enable dynamically than to scale transparently. Without sufficient e-businesses, experiences are forced to become enterprise. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? What does the industry jargon "implementation compliance" really mean? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of C++ and XML. We believe we know that if you engineer dynamically then you may also deliver proactively. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be cross-media? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Without appropriate schemas, action-items are forced to become scalable. We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to expedite ultra-cyber-perfectly than to innovate intuitively. Think C2C2C. Think impactful. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Without TQC, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. Imagine a combination of CSS and Java. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Think micro-co-branded. Think macro-blog-based. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our plug-and-play super-macro-holistic, B2C performance but our capacity to monetize.