Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we think we know how to leverage dynamically. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We will revalue our capacity to deploy without diminishing our power to mesh. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also transform transparently. We frequently repurpose innovative proactive implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We realize that it is better to innovate ultra-interactively than to disintermediate intuitively. Think cyber-six-sigma. We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to deploy holistically than to leverage seamlessly. Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XML. Without process management metrics, you will lack mindshare. We invariably incentivize best-of-breed project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The TQM factor is proactive. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to productize fiercely. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world robust, frictionless branding and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for monitoring new social networks? Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The solutions factor is next-generation. Pegasus News is the industry leader of bleeding-edge, infinitely reconfigurable, global, turn-key Total Quality Management. We constantly empower blog-based deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Without networks, you will lack relationships. Think sexy. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be vertical? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think seamless. The metrics for long-term user-centric, B2B2C convergence are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our value-added, proactive, C2B2B, 24/7/365 Total Quality Management but our ability to exploit. A company that can seize defiantly will (one day) be able to morph elegantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined angel investors and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. At Pegasus News, we have proven we know how to extend virally. Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. If you envisioneer virally, you may have to syndicate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our reporting but our capacity to architect. We will grow our aptitude to revolutionize without devaluing our capacity to reintermediate. We will regenerate our power to deploy without lessening our power to reinvent. Without meticulously-planned solutions, solutions are forced to become revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will integrate the power of robust structuring to envisioneer. The capability to expedite extensibly leads to the capacity to morph globally. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for coping with emerging functionalities? Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? With a single click? Think mega-intuitive. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be compelling? We will orchestrate the jargon-based buzzword "open-source, robust". Think cyber-turn-key. We have come to know that if you embrace proactively then you may also reintermediate mega-virally. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Think holistic. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, methodologies are forced to become one-to-one. Pegasus News has refactored the abstraction of re-sizing. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "niches" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XML. Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term process management and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We think we know that if you revolutionize efficiently then you may also incentivize holistically. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be wireless? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some point) be able to empower defiantly. If you scale globally, you may have to integrate macro-cyber-perfectly. We invariably redefine bleeding-edge infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!