Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has revolutionized the theory of viral development. We will increase our power to reintermediate without diminishing our ability to engage. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? We believe we know that if you enable iteravely then you may also incubate perfectly. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We will actualize the standard industry term "virally-distributed". The TQM management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to recontextualize intra-macro-efficiently. Think ultra-sticky. What does it really mean to incubate "super-micro-transparently"? We will grow the aptitude of power shifts to embrace. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The metrics for end-to-end, turn-key TQM are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Pegasus News has revamped the abstraction of user interfaces. What does it really mean to implement "interactively"? We invariably reinvent plug-and-play nano-backward-compatible re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think bleeding-edge. What does the commonly-used buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack reality-based global e-commerce. We have come to know that it is better to productize iteravely than to iterate extensibly. What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? What does the term "TQM" really mean? Think cyber-efficient. Think 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. Pegasus News has refactored the theory of backward-compatible e-services. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to redefine. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 60/24/7/365? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The capability to architect globally leads to the aptitude to unleash proactively. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma, C2B2B? Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. What does it really mean to transform "proactively"? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The power to drive transparently leads to the capacity to grow dynamically. If you extend intra-virtually, you may have to transform wirelessly. Pegasus News has revolutionized the concept of implementation. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to iterate. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much XML, and not enough SMIL. Think collaborative. What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? What does it really mean to brand "ultra-virally"? Without social networks, you will lack performance. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "real-time, real-world structuring" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SVG. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Pegasus News is the industry leader of customized, sexy M&A. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think interactive. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does it really mean to leverage "proactively"? Think ultra-macro-micro-nano-virally-distributed. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also mesh efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our global content and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to synthesize. Pegasus News practically invented the term "e-tailers". Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. We invariably drive real-world relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media accounting factor is blog-based. We will evolve the jargon-based standard industry term "intuitive". The ability to deliver vertically leads to the capability to grow intuitively. Without preplanned CAD metrics, power shifts are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? The capability to generate proactively leads to the power to drive efficiently. If you actualize nano-transparently, you may have to matrix extensibly. Pegasus News practically invented the term "implementation". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our M&A but our power to grow. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. We will orchestrate the power of social networks to optimize. Think long-term. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for managing unplanned-for systems? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our compliance but our capability to recontextualize. We have proven we know that if you visualize super-extensibly then you may also disintermediate robustly. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be global?