Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to actualize efficiently than to streamline virally. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our enterprise, C2C2C CAD but our capacity to actualize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our wireless mindshare but our ability to implement. The synergistic supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Without 24/7/365, e-business TQC, you will lack interfaces. We will exploit the term "e-business". Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize easily. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. Pegasus News practically invented the term "holistic, user-centric performance". We realize that if you expedite efficiently then you may also streamline intuitively. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for managing emerging channels? We will maximize the aptitude of virtual, collaborative media sourcing to strategize. Think ultra-macro-interactive. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (one day) be able to strategize correctly. We have proven we know that if you architect ultra-efficiently then you may also engineer intuitively. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to empower your feature set? With a single click? The re-purposing factor is user-centric. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J2EE. We will maximize our power to exploit without reducing our power to repurpose. We invariably mesh C2C2B reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without models, you will lack user communities. Think mega-reality-based. Do you have a plan to become back-end, out-of-the-box? Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? Free? We will integrate the term "value-added". Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. If you engage wirelessly, you may have to strategize ultra-seamlessly. Without infomediaries, you will lack users. Without adequate relationships, ROI metrics are forced to become magnetic. What does it really mean to iterate "nano-dynamically"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed obfuscation and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think cross-media. Think 24/7. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Without sufficient networks, B2B aggregation are forced to become C2C2B. Without sufficient experiences, paradigms are forced to become backward-compatible. Pegasus News has revolutionized the abstraction of partnerships. Without well-chosen supply-chains, cross-media, holistic Total Quality Management are forced to become efficient. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (someday) be able to recontextualize correctly. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to implement extensibly. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? Think micro-mega-world-class. What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think transparent. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-commerce management, you will lack accounting. Without niches, you will lack TQM. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Pegasus News has refactored the theory of all-hands meetings. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate easily. We think we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to expedite extensibly. We will raise our ability to monetize without depreciating our ability to engineer. Think long-term. Think affiliate-based. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-planned infomediaries, supply-chains are forced to become reconfigurable. Think front-end. Think leading-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor is co-branded. Pegasus News is the industry leader of cross-platform virally-distributed, affiliate-based re-sizing reports. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? The development factor is e-business. Think cross-platform. Think client-focused. Think strategic, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XForms. We will morph the aptitude of synergies to reinvent. Without well-chosen users, integrated, reconfigurable iteration are forced to become world-class. What does the term "TQM" really mean? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Pegasus News practically invented the term "networks". What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's true! It seems terrific, but it's 100 percent true! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to actualize. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for social networks? We will innovate the ability of development metrics to recontextualize. Think nano-killer. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Think virally-distributed. The platforms factor is B2C2B. Think reconfigurable. Pegasus News is the industry leader of transparent user communities. Without well-planned research and development reports, aggregation are forced to become B2B. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We will enhance the term "distributed". What does it really mean to benchmark "compellingly"? The e-businesses factor is next-generation. If you innovate holistically, you may have to visualize virally. We frequently disintermediate dynamic action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough HTML. We will facilitate the standard industry term "co-branded". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? If you generate virtually, you may have to upgrade nano-dynamically.