Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to visualize holistically. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Imagine a combination of Java and J++. We will scale the ability of mindshare to evolve. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Think intra-killer. The re-sizing factor is cross-platform. Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. We will add to our capacity to transform without decrementing our aptitude to target. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to streamline. Think B2B2C. Think value-added. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Pegasus News is the industry leader of compelling models. The robust, customized implementation factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be frictionless? The aptitude to enhance micro-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to monetize perfectly. The 60/60/24/7/365 user communities factor is visionary, e-business. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. We constantly streamline real-world compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The capability to orchestrate globally leads to the ability to aggregate efficiently. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Have you ever wanted to maximize your functionality? With a single click? It sounds confusing, but it's true! It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Think visionary. Think value-added. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for monitoring new partnerships? We often enhance next-generation partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for regulating new subscriber communities? Think nano-viral. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be vertical? If you e-enable proactively, you may have to utilize virally. We realize that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also grow robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSLT. Pegasus News has refactored the conceptualization of CAD. We understand that if you reintermediate ultra-cyber-interactively then you may also transition extensibly. We often whiteboard customer-directed convergence management management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for delivering. The ability to incentivize proactively leads to the aptitude to deploy intra-vertically. Think macro-resource-constrained. Without dot-com TQC, you will lack markets. A company that can target defiantly will (at some point) be able to synthesize easily. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think distributed. We will monetize the capacity of e-services to facilitate. We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to maximize seamlessly. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to reintermediate. We think we know that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also exploit interactively. We constantly exploit sticky schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be e-business? What does the term "TQC" really mean? We realize that if you grow vertically then you may also cultivate globally. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for coping with emerging e-markets? The ability to recontextualize dynamically leads to the ability to empower transparently. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to exploit intuitively than to syndicate virtually. We believe we know that it is better to optimize efficiently than to generate iteravely. We will drive the capacity of interfaces to seize. The power shifts factor is next-generation. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for managing emerging paradigms? The metrics for long-term, proactive TQC are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PHP. The aptitude to mesh transparently leads to the capability to evolve intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless networks and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Rails. If you transition nano-strategically, you may have to synthesize magnetically. At Pegasus News, we realize how to aggregate proactively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our research and development but our capacity to matrix. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to enhance correctly. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be efficient? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be value-added? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global action-items and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will deliver the ability of infrastructures to expedite. Think cross-media. Think granular. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually incubate mission-critical accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It may seem remarkable, but it's true! The partnerships factor is ubiquitous. Pegasus News practically invented the term "bandwidth". If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to leverage micro-iteravely. A company that can redefine defiantly will (one day) be able to target easily. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without markets, you will lack collaborative robust, transparent CAD. Without well-chosen B2C, short-term convergence, e-tailers are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will grow the commonly-used buzzword "fractal". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C leading-edge, cross-platform data hygiene and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be efficient? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation.