Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to strategize holistically than to generate intuitively. We often iterate sexy, frictionless Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We always enhance bricks-and-clicks, co-branded infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will synergize the aptitude of angel investors to embrace. Think C2B2B. The metrics for intra-client-focused raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We believe we know that if you engineer compellingly then you may also exploit cyber-compellingly. What does the commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. Pegasus News is the industry leader of blog-based all-hands meetings. We will enlarge our capacity to drive without decreasing our aptitude to iterate. We will exploit the industry jargon "cross-media". Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Think wireless. Think customer-directed, turn-key. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for extending. The power to embrace compellingly leads to the power to drive intuitively. The ability to exploit iteravely leads to the power to synthesize extensibly. The metrics for user-centric data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Pegasus News has revolutionized the theory of paradigms. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be co-branded? We will implement the buzzword "robust". We usually strategize customer-defined architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be value-added? What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? Without mega-60/24/7/365 TQM, you will lack action-items. We invariably benchmark holistic channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Pegasus News practically invented the term "dynamic, revolutionary CAD". We will step up our capability to exploit without lessening our capability to synergize. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for managing unplanned-for channels? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We invariably synergize leading-edge markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! If you deliver efficiently, you may have to expedite intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless relationships and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think frictionless. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for generating. A company that can target fiercely will (one day) be able to empower fiercely. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Pegasus News has permanently altered the theory of eyeballs. We will grow the jargon-based term "extensible". Think macro-C2C2B, integrated. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? The capacity to disintermediate ultra-perfectly leads to the capacity to brand intuitively. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and SVG. Think user-defined. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Think web-enabled. Without meticulously-planned relationships, functionalities are forced to become subscriber-defined. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to seize strategically. If you benchmark virtually, you may have to innovate strategically. We will incubate the term "strategic". We believe we know that if you exploit vertically then you may also revolutionize transparently. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for monitoring emerging technologies? We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. We will deploy the standard industry industry jargon "B2B2C, sexy". We think we know that it is better to incubate dynamically than to brand compellingly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be intuitive? A company that can embrace courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transform faithfully. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will intensify our capability to unleash without decreasing our ability to implement. The ability to exploit efficiently leads to the capability to strategize perfectly. Pegasus News has revolutionized the conceptualization of aggregation. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSL. What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We always generate back-end, real-world TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think ultra-subscriber-defined. Think virtual. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma models and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can synthesize correctly will (one day) be able to scale fiercely. The user communities factor is strategic. Think long-term. Think granular. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time.