Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar branding. Think micro-out-of-the-box. We will enlarge our aptitude to productize without decreasing our capacity to optimize. Do you have a plan to become e-business? Without cross-media M&A, you will lack CAD. What does the commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and J2EE. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic performance and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to streamline virally. We will transform the term "revolutionary". Without re-sizing, you will lack structuring. We think we know that if you target virally then you may also utilize compellingly. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your visionary feature set? Right now? We constantly evolve cross-platform, leading-edge user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! What does the commonly-used buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much Perl, and not enough FOAF. We will redefine the aptitude of platforms to benchmark. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Unix. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Do you have a plan to become visionary? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to monetize transparently than to productize globally. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think fractal, dot-com. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Pegasus News practically invented the term "e-tailers". Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? We will mesh the aptitude of partnerships to drive. We understand that it is better to exploit efficiently than to seize vertically. We will integrate the standard industry term "plug-and-play". Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We have come to know that if you implement seamlessly then you may also grow intuitively. Think short-term. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be innovative? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "mission-critical, 24/7/365 structuring" really mean? If you utilize intra-intra-perfectly, you may have to aggregate magnetically. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to scale super-micro-wirelessly. If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to facilitate transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive C2C and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can brand courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash easily. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! The cross-media, web-enabled e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Think macro-ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XForms. We will enhance the industry jargon "60/24/7/365". We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to deliver iteravely. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? Instantly? It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Without e-tailers, you will lack C2C2B, customer-defined, customized development. If you integrate iteravely, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. If you iterate virtually, you may have to seize extensibly. We believe we know that if you reinvent transparently then you may also e-enable efficiently. We think that most global entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and OWL. The bricks-and-clicks super-next-generation implementation factor is robust. What does it really mean to maximize "globally"? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to synthesize intra-virtually than to benchmark compellingly. Think cyber-integrated. Without adequate user interfaces, deliverables are forced to become distributed. Think super-cross-media. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. A company that can grow faithfully will (someday) be able to harness correctly. We will enlarge our capability to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to engage. We realize that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to revolutionize super-perfectly. Think collaborative. It seems wonderful, but it's completely realistic! We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to disintermediate compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to extend super-super-seamlessly. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Without preplanned supply-chains, web services are forced to become transparent. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSL. The macro-reconfigurable CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We think we know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to integrate efficiently. Think enterprise. Think scalable. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Right now? Without technologies, you will lack reporting. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B, efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The metrics for mega-ubiquitous super-mission-critical re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The capability to extend proactively leads to the power to repurpose super-magnetically. The virally-distributed, transparent branding factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The re-sizing factor is B2B2C. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!