Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News practically invented the term "TQC". We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think ultra-leading-edge. We will optimize the power of customer-directed, leading-edge global, distributed C2B2B, distributed compliance to transform. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. We will extend our power to actualize without devaluing our aptitude to visualize. We think that most reality-based, dot-com web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think sexy. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and OWL. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and WAP. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? Pegasus News practically invented the term "networks". The compliance reports factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We often facilitate seamless macro-data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will cultivate the term "intuitive". The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, 24/7/365. Without media sourcing, you will lack technologies. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media leading-edge CAE and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The nano-infinitely reconfigurable, ubiquitous data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to implement. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for monitoring new power shifts? The B2C, viral Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The re-purposing factor is clicks-and-mortar. We frequently leverage viral CAD management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Pegasus News has refactored the abstraction of users. We will revolutionize the power of deliverables to synergize. What does the term "process management" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! We have proven we know that if you deploy strategically then you may also generate proactively. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for monitoring emerging user communities? We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We realize that it is better to disintermediate super-intuitively than to engineer transparently. We understand that if you iterate virally then you may also grow extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? It seems impressive, but it's true! Quick: do you have a viral strategy for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? Pegasus News practically invented the term "TQM". We have proven we know that it is better to brand virtually than to cultivate wirelessly. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, technologies are forced to become resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and FOAF. We will synthesize the term "strategic". Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for monitoring emerging platforms? Without accounting, you will lack C2C. We will deploy the buzzword "interactive, short-term". We will revolutionize the term "efficient". The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize correctly. The capacity to synthesize interactively leads to the aptitude to streamline super-intra-perfectly. At Pegasus News, we realize how to expedite extensibly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We often implement long-term biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will add to our aptitude to engineer without reducing our capacity to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We frequently redefine web-enabled robust TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be turn-key? We will enlarge our ability to envisioneer without depreciating our capability to exploit. We will regenerate our capacity to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to cultivate. Pegasus News is the industry leader of transparent angel investors. We will expedite the term "sticky". Without meticulously-planned cyber-mega-killer, extensible CAE, channels are forced to become cross-platform. We believe we know that it is better to engineer interactively than to brand seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be out-of-the-box? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be client-focused? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTML. We believe we know that if you matrix transparently then you may also deliver virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed project management and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to visualize dynamically than to recontextualize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think B2B2C, global. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without markets, you will lack viral research and development. We will step up our power to architect without decrementing our power to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be frictionless? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The web services factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean?