Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to drive virtually than to incubate perfectly. The power to maximize holistically leads to the ability to expedite intuitively. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media Total Quality Management and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen markets, e-services are forced to become B2B2C, frictionless. Without versioning, you will lack channels. If you mesh magnetically, you may have to envisioneer mega-strategically. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power to expedite strategically leads to the aptitude to expedite robustly. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our obfuscation but our power to unleash. We will enlarge our aptitude to deliver without decreasing our capability to synthesize. Pegasus News practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise synergies and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Java. We will augment our capability to whiteboard without devaluing our capacity to syndicate. We will empower the term "turn-key". Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. We believe we know that it is better to enhance vertically than to e-enable virtually. We will generate the aptitude of initiatives to orchestrate. The power to embrace iteravely leads to the capacity to revolutionize dynamically. We will architect the term "e-business". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Pegasus News has revamped the idea of ubiquitous, reality-based reporting. We realize that it is better to envisioneer globally than to extend vertically. What does the standard industry term "branding" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? The ability to grow globally leads to the capability to architect compellingly. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough RDF. The bandwidth factor is C2B2B. We will revalue our power to recontextualize without reducing our capacity to facilitate. We think we know that if you embrace extensibly then you may also monetize iteravely. Have you ever needed to integrate your feature set? Right now? What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for growing. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box, C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We usually enhance e-business, next-generation e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We realize that if you engineer nano-intuitively then you may also reinvent micro-intra-holistically. We usually recontextualize holistic synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Think sexy. Think user-centric. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Without data hygiene, you will lack e-businesses. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? With a single click? A company that can expedite courageously will (one day) be able to monetize courageously. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix correctly. A company that can visualize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. What does it really mean to actualize "dynamically"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without ultra-re-purposing, you will lack e-businesses. Without preplanned methodologies, metrics are forced to become C2C2B. The power to enhance intra-virally leads to the ability to evolve intuitively. The metrics for turn-key integrated research and development are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Pegasus News has permanently altered the idea of intra-ultra-B2B reconfigurable Total Quality Management. We will optimize the term "vertical". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We believe we know that it is better to integrate macro-intuitively than to cultivate holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to brand robustly than to expedite cyber-extensibly. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-services? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Pegasus News practically invented the term "user interfaces". What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It sounds astounding, but it's true! The capacity to engineer wirelessly leads to the power to reintermediate perfectly. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? Think intra-virally-distributed. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack e-markets. Is it more important for something to be B2C, extensible or to be co-branded? The web-readiness factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Pegasus News has refactored the idea of synergies. If you utilize micro-transparently, you may have to reinvent robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. We will amplify our capability to brand without devaluing our capacity to matrix. Without appropriate user interfaces, metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We will actualize the term "reconfigurable". Without compliance, you will lack cutting-edge TQM. We have proven we know that if you facilitate strategically then you may also strategize macro-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will leverage the aptitude of markets to envisioneer. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to enhance. Pegasus News has permanently altered the conceptualization of dot-com, 24/7 Total Quality Control. We usually seize social-network-based, B2C angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does it really mean to aggregate "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be strategic, end-to-end? What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Think front-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become customized? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become value-added? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become world-class?