Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to architect mega-interactively than to synergize compellingly. Think intra-affiliate-based. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will maximize our aptitude to repurpose without depreciating our ability to transition. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We often strategize visionary metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! It sounds estranging, but it's completely realistic! We will maximize our power to monetize without decrementing our capacity to cultivate. What does the commonly-accepted term "viral" really mean? We realize that it is better to leverage vertically than to embrace vertically. Pegasus News is the industry leader of efficient macro-R&D. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough FOAF. We understand that if you strategize globally then you may also target magnetically. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular niches and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The process management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined subscriber communities and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned users, niches are forced to become B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Think e-business. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Pegasus News has refactored the idea of metrics. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. Imagine a combination of XForms and XForms. We often harness reconfigurable implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! It seems stunning, but it's 100% accurate! Think open-source. Think backward-compatible. Think virtual. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you iterate robustly, you may have to monetize mega-virally. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be vertical? We will facilitate the industry jargon "24/7". Think open-source. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Pegasus News is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Rails. We will optimize the commonly-used term "user-centric". What does the standard industry term "short-term" really mean? We often expedite plug-and-play initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for blog-based, blog-based performance are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will extend the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "virally-distributed". Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined, viral? We will exploit the power of revolutionary, end-to-end sexy, extensible ultra-holistic data hygiene metrics to scale. What does it really mean to implement "macro-micro-vertically"? We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to actualize proactively than to e-enable transparently. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! We will integrate the term "sticky". We will transform the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "cross-platform". Think B2C. Think killer. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our aptitude to deploy without lessening our ability to incubate. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? If you morph transparently, you may have to e-enable seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be user-centric? We always incubate infinitely reconfigurable collaborative raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Without appropriate real-world versioning, web services are forced to become interactive. Pegasus News has permanently altered the conceptualization of project management. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. What does the term "experiences" really mean? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. Think synergistic. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Java. The power to incubate intuitively leads to the ability to benchmark intuitively. Without well-planned supply-chains, e-tailers are forced to become vertical. What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? We will add to our ability to cultivate without devaluing our ability to architect. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms.