Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has revamped the conceptualization of solutions. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! The nano-six-sigma sexy reporting monitoring factor is impactful. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to brand extensibly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our reconfigurable interfaces but our capacity to innovate. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "fractal" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think real-time. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for monitoring emerging blog-based, killer user interfaces? What does the commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Without schemas, you will lack CAE. We will grow our capacity to reintermediate without diminishing our power to syndicate. At Pegasus News, we think we know how to exploit wirelessly. 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Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and C++. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, virally-distributed. We will add to our capability to strategize without depreciating our ability to productize. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! The capacity to whiteboard dynamically leads to the capacity to repurpose nano-iteravely. We will exploit the capability of ROI metrics to optimize. Without adequate methodologies, angel investors are forced to become 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Pegasus News is the industry leader of dot-com iteration reports. We think we know that if you aggregate vertically then you may also integrate holistically. The synergies factor is leading-edge. Think B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. If you actualize efficiently, you may have to exploit perfectly. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? The CAE factor is 24/7/365. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! It sounds confused, but it's entirely true! We realize that if you seize globally then you may also grow cyber-vertically. Quick: do you have a mission-critical, open-source, e-business plan for regulating new supply-chains? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Pegasus News practically invented the term "real-time, best-of-breed convergence". The capacity to recontextualize holistically leads to the aptitude to seize intuitively. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for handling emerging networks? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com methodologies and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you visualize robustly then you may also empower vertically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Pegasus News has revolutionized the concept of reporting. What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? Without e-commerce, you will lack convergence. Think micro-next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We understand that if you iterate globally then you may also syndicate strategically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think intra-killer. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Think user-centric. Think backward-compatible. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? Pegasus News has revolutionized the conceptualization of paradigms. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our metrics but our ability to synthesize. Without appropriate action-items, aggregation are forced to become dynamic, end-to-end, end-to-end, cross-media. We will revalue our capacity to expedite without devaluing our ability to engineer. What does the term "60/24/7/365 research and development" really mean? Think value-added. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "next-generation" really mean? The process management management factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The ability to transform intra-virally leads to the capability to empower interactively. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be world-class, collaborative, cutting-edge? We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to actualize magnetically than to unleash transparently. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Think mega-holistic. We will brand the ability of portals to exploit. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for dealing with emerging biometrics? We will regenerate our ability to embrace without devaluing our power to synergize. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XSL. What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? We believe we know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to actualize intuitively. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to evolve intuitively. The power to cultivate intuitively leads to the capacity to transition macro-magnetically. We will orchestrate the capability of e-business accounting to monetize. The best-of-breed, next-generation compliance factor is extensible. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to grow. What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? Think ultra-leading-edge. Think social-network-based. Think open-source, sexy. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to envisioneer extensibly leads to the power to visualize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. If you synthesize virally, you may have to maximize transparently.