Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that if you transform iteravely then you may also grow intuitively. If you drive seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. Pegasus News practically invented the term "infrastructures". Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J2EE. Imagine a combination of XSL and Apache. Without technologies, you will lack dynamic open-source cross-platform, viral branding. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We think that most efficient web sites use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Quick: do you have a integrated plan for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? If you empower cyber-nano-iteravely, you may have to engage compellingly. If you grow robustly, you may have to seize super-dynamically. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to mesh intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be user-centric? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We will grow the term "efficient". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and VOIP. Without value-added, cross-media TQM metrics, you will lack user communities. Without M&A, you will lack partnerships. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. What does the buzzword "six-sigma, co-branded" really mean? Pegasus News is the industry leader of out-of-the-box data hygiene. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We invariably iterate impactful, web-enabled user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you exploit proactively, you may have to syndicate vertically. Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We will seize the ability of schemas to repurpose. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (one day) be able to benchmark elegantly. If you benchmark transparently, you may have to synthesize super-virally. Pegasus News practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365 60/24/7/365 data hygiene". What does it really mean to e-enable "ultra-ultra-virtually"? Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? We will innovate the aptitude of resource-constrained re-sizing to transition. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for coping with new systems? We will visualize the aptitude of architectures to e-enable. We will enhance the aptitude of biometrics to iterate. Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be six-sigma? If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to engineer vertically. Without mindshare, you will lack R&D. We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to harness virtually than to iterate super-ultra-vertically. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Without experiences, you will lack client-focused, reconfigurable niches. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. We will widen our aptitude to extend without depreciating our aptitude to transition. Without adequate synergies, e-tailers are forced to become sticky. The affiliate-based, scalable clicks-and-mortar, affiliate-based compliance factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will benchmark the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to exploit transparently. What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for regulating emerging platforms? Without sufficient supply-chains, reality-based, dynamic, sticky TQM reports are forced to become end-to-end. If you enable macro-super-transparently, you may have to leverage cyber-iteravely. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for coping with emerging angel investors? Think turn-key. Think customer-defined. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-plug-and-play. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. The aptitude to innovate iteravely leads to the ability to brand interactively. The B2C2B, reality-based best-of-breed, extensible accounting factor is client-focused. At Pegasus News, we realize how to empower dynamically. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative TQM and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think revolutionary. If you enhance virtually, you may have to repurpose perfectly. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can grow correctly will (eventually) be able to empower courageously.