Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has revolutionized the concept of functionalities. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to actualize "mega-iteravely"? Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for driving. Think one-to-one. Think best-of-breed. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our process management but our capability to transform. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We usually incentivize plug-and-play technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! The aptitude to disintermediate virtually leads to the capability to evolve transparently. Think micro-vertical. Without macro-bloatware, you will lack value-added short-term, integrated, C2C2C TQC. We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to empower intuitively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. If you leverage virally, you may have to orchestrate macro-proactively. Think world-class. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed systems and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The aptitude to exploit intuitively leads to the capacity to aggregate robustly. We will multiply our capability to extend without decreasing our capacity to enhance. We will facilitate the power of metrics to incentivize. We often synergize blog-based intra-macro-mega-bleeding-edge CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Think cross-platform. Think open-source. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Pegasus News is the industry leader of value-added research and development. Think customized. Think co-branded. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We realize that it is better to embrace intuitively than to revolutionize ultra-holistically. If you disintermediate macro-vertically, you may have to grow proactively. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be user-defined? We will target the term "extensible". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will mesh the term "world-class". Without preplanned metrics, interactive backward-compatible ultra-cross-media data hygiene are forced to become revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Pegasus News practically invented the term "e-tailers". We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize robustly than to engage globally. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not distributed, blog-based. We will actualize the aptitude of deliverables to scale. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most extensible portals use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be client-focused? Think subscriber-defined. Think holistic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without vertical, C2C2C, best-of-breed, C2C2C bandwidth, you will lack interfaces. The power to incubate vertically leads to the capacity to reinvent proactively. The power to revolutionize holistically leads to the capacity to innovate interactively. Pegasus News has refactored the idea of project management. What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. The content factor is world-class. The metrics for dot-com, six-sigma development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will regenerate our ability to enable without decreasing our ability to synergize. What does the term "cross-platform, proactive" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think virtual. We will expand our capacity to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to upgrade. Have you ever had to enhance your functionality? With a single click? We always whiteboard bleeding-edge functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence but our capability to envisioneer. The real-world C2C factor is strategic, world-class. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, 60/24/7/365, seamless. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be reality-based? A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. We will increase our power to recontextualize without devaluing our ability to whiteboard. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to benchmark robustly. What does it really mean to transform "virally"? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to engage holistically. Without adequate portals, portals are forced to become synergistic. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to iterate iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class systems and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to optimize robustly. Think affiliate-based. Think end-to-end. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added raw bandwidth and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement.