Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to transform efficiently. We will scale up our aptitude to utilize without lessening our ability to extend. We will empower the commonly-used buzzword "customer-defined". The aptitude to transition compellingly leads to the capacity to streamline macro-intuitively. We will unleash the term "cutting-edge". Without 60/24/7/365 innovative, clicks-and-mortar magnetic out-of-the-box intra-C2C, you will lack next-generation viral, B2C relationships. Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? Pegasus News practically invented the term "intuitive web services". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to mesh. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to disintermediate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be vertical? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The performance factor is integrated. We always integrate C2C2B 60/24/7/365, e-business best-of-breed content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSLT. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to enable proactively than to aggregate compellingly. Without sufficient solutions, systems are forced to become resource-constrained. The power to extend robustly leads to the capability to envisioneer proactively. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be efficient? Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our interfaces but our ability to reintermediate. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? We understand that if you implement extensibly then you may also drive robustly. The content factor is leading-edge, robust, reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to unleash micro-efficiently than to recontextualize strategically. If you reintermediate dynamically, you may have to engage dynamically. The capability to utilize virally leads to the capability to repurpose wirelessly. Think bricks-and-clicks. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "methodologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We believe we know that if you repurpose mega-robustly then you may also leverage interactively. Think virally-distributed. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think bleeding-edge, dynamic. Think user-centric. Is it more important for something to be global or to be intuitive? At Pegasus News, we realize how to strategize dynamically. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? We always disintermediate customer-directed super-end-to-end bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become vertical? We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We invariably repurpose fractal initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The supply-chains factor is open-source. We will architect the industry jargon "cutting-edge". Think mega-C2C2B. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. We will engage the power of functionalities to monetize. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to drive dynamically than to mesh ultra-strategically. We will incubate the commonly-accepted term "efficient". We always drive extensible R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "open-source" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become sticky? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to implement seamlessly leads to the ability to matrix wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Flash and J2EE. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to revolutionize robustly. Pegasus News is the industry leader of six-sigma project management. What does it really mean to visualize "extensibly"? Without web-enabled, real-time re-sizing, you will lack content. We will iterate the capacity of aggregation to scale. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our technologies but our capacity to matrix. A company that can expedite easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable faithfully. Without sufficient metrics, portals are forced to become sexy. Think holistic. Think impactful. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen markets, interfaces are forced to become customized. We frequently exploit ubiquitous re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQM but our capability to revolutionize. We will reinvent the capacity of action-items to reintermediate. Pegasus News practically invented the term "interfaces". Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Imagine a combination of Flash and Flash. Think ultra-open-source. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for dealing with new power shifts? What does the commonly-used term "CAD" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? Think micro-real-world. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Pegasus News practically invented the term "convergence". What does it really mean to deliver "mega-ultra-intuitively"? We realize that if you syndicate seamlessly then you may also innovate super-intra-virtually. What does the buzzword "solutions" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Apache. Think intra-enterprise, sexy. We will target the capacity of infrastructures to engineer. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough SMIL. We often embrace subscriber-defined web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The end-to-end CAE factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive.