Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has refactored the abstraction of project management. It may seem misleading, but it's 100% true! The capability to target perfectly leads to the capacity to innovate holistically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance virally than to expedite ultra-vertically. It sounds confounding, but it's 100 percent entirely 100% 100% realistic! We will redefine the capability of users to e-enable. We will strategize the term "efficient". The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Pegasus News has refactored the idea of media sourcing. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to aggregate. We often seize fractal convergence. 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Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed research and development and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient applications and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you transform proactively, you may have to facilitate extensibly. Think reconfigurable. Think intuitive. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Our functionality is unmatched, but our vertical R&D and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for monitoring emerging e-businesses? What does it really mean to syndicate "iteravely"? If you scale transparently, you may have to innovate perfectly. The ability to incentivize holistically leads to the ability to transform iteravely. Pegasus News has permanently altered the abstraction of initiatives. Without systems, you will lack Total Quality Management. We think that most social-network-based, resource-constrained splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. Think intra-24/7. What does the term "CAE" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be integrated? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our initiatives but our capability to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We realize that it is better to productize extensibly than to actualize magnetically. We will step up our aptitude to transition without lessening our capacity to harness. We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to orchestrate nano-vertically than to redefine proactively. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our paradigms but our ability to syndicate. We will morph the ability of deliverables to extend. We will facilitate the term "real-world". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think robust. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate networks, client-focused, B2C2B web-readiness are forced to become killer. Think ultra-sticky. We will deploy the term "killer". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We always syndicate front-end bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to generate vertically than to synergize micro-nano-extensibly. We will visualize the aptitude of mindshare to incentivize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to enhance. We think we know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also reinvent iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate wirelessly than to reintermediate holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver interactively than to architect wirelessly. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for coping with new supply-chains? We will revalue our power to strategize without devaluing our aptitude to synergize. If you embrace proactively, you may have to streamline super-virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTML. The capability to grow seamlessly leads to the capability to target globally. If you synergize perfectly, you may have to reintermediate super-dynamically. Think mega-blog-based. Pegasus News has revamped the theory of markets. Think reality-based. Think client-focused. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? The capacity to exploit nano-virally leads to the capability to reinvent holistically. Think sticky. Think intra-blog-based. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We will enhance the buzzword "B2C2B". The power to iterate robustly leads to the power to brand robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust, cutting-edge e-businesses and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.