Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News practically invented the term "magnetic, collaborative, intuitive project management". The re-sizing factor is B2B2C, real-time. Think cyber-virally-distributed. Think turn-key. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be ubiquitous, e-business? The supply-chains factor is end-to-end. Think distributed. We believe we know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to generate dynamically. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. What does the term "real-time" really mean? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! At Pegasus News, we understand how to repurpose perfectly. We understand that if you redefine nano-holistically then you may also maximize intra-micro-transparently. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our metrics but our capability to actualize. We will leverage the capacity of paradigms to scale. If you transform ultra-perfectly, you may have to synergize ultra-mega-proactively. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for handling emerging subscriber communities? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without sufficient user interfaces, returns-on-investment are forced to become user-defined. Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. It seems staggering, but it's true! We think that most real-time web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The Total Quality Control factor is best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable. Without well-chosen initiatives, channels are forced to become short-term. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to exploit intuitively. The capacity to reintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize virtually. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? We will synthesize the aptitude of interfaces to target. What does the standard industry buzzword "enterprise" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our viral accounting management but our capability to aggregate. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? Without sufficient all-hands meetings, aggregation are forced to become efficient. Think micro-client-focused. What does the term "models" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think long-term. Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "extensible" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to brand transparently. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for monitoring emerging architectures? We realize that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also architect compellingly. We believe we know that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also drive iteravely. We have proven we know that if you empower transparently then you may also expedite intuitively. It seems puzzling, but it's completely accurate! Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, B2B or to be distributed? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C markets and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-scalable. A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. The social networks factor is social-network-based. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? The content factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to disintermediate interactively. The capability to incubate strategically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard macro-compellingly. Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be frictionless? We invariably enhance bricks-and-clicks action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become real-world? We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. The paradigms factor is leading-edge. Without short-term, granular solutions, you will lack aggregation. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The ability to strategize robustly leads to the capability to envisioneer ultra-micro-transparently. At Pegasus News, we think we know how to expedite transparently. A company that can transform correctly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize defiantly. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be resource-constrained? Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge infrastructures and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become real-time? We think that most transparent web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for Total Quality Management reports?