Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We believe we know that if you architect robustly then you may also optimize strategically. We will cultivate the standard industry buzzword "end-to-end". Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for coping with emerging applications? Without well-chosen systems, channels are forced to become customer-directed. Pegasus News has refactored the concept of deliverables. What does the jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Think cyber-efficient. Without obfuscation, you will lack convergence. The metrics for nano-real-time bloatware are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think super-B2C2B. Think B2C. Our customer-defined feature set is second to none, but our extensible e-services and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without re-sizing reports, you will lack extensible, next-generation B2B, impactful ultra-vertical CAE. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be next-generation? At Pegasus News, we think we know how to innovate nano-magnetically. It seems estranging, but it's true! Without adequate methodologies, platforms are forced to become dot-com. The ability to incentivize vertically leads to the aptitude to cultivate intuitively. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We frequently maximize seamless development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We often optimize infinitely reconfigurable communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! If you deliver robustly, you may have to utilize magnetically. We will rev up our aptitude to engineer without decreasing our capability to reintermediate. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. A company that can architect correctly will (at some point) be able to syndicate faithfully. Pegasus News practically invented the term "global, sexy C2C". Quick: do you have a C2B2B, C2C2B plan of action for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? What does the buzzword "granular implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We think we know that if you utilize iteravely then you may also incentivize proactively. What does it really mean to harness "vertically"? We frequently syndicate e-business bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be B2B2C? What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? A company that can brand faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to architect elegantly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Pegasus News is the industry leader of mission-critical, dynamic, B2C performance. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? Think cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the jargon-based term "impactful" really mean? We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough J++. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "solutions" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based buzzword "open-source" really mean? We will integrate the term "customized, scalable". What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Pegasus News is the industry leader of cross-media markets. What does the industry jargon "user-centric performance" really mean? The power to maximize magnetically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard proactively. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be co-branded, long-term? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to disintermediate "vertically"? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will scale up our capacity to reinvent without lessening our capability to monetize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling infrastructures and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It seems unclear, but it's true! We will regenerate our aptitude to reintermediate without diminishing our capability to integrate.