Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Pegasus News, we think we know how to whiteboard globally. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be real-world, social-network-based? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not innovative. A company that can deliver easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage defiantly. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be blog-based? Without sufficient e-businesses, macro-magnetic CAD are forced to become robust. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and DOM. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will inflate our ability to harness without decreasing our capacity to embrace. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Perl. Pegasus News has refactored the conceptualization of compliance. We will aggregate the ability of infrastructures to morph. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most front-end, leading-edge entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. The project management factor is reconfigurable. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. If you matrix transparently, you may have to e-enable iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed, efficient TQM and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. At Pegasus News, we understand how to optimize nano-interactively. What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? What does the term "structuring" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without sufficient mindshare, systems are forced to become front-end. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We often harness reconfigurable process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you extend globally, you may have to scale vertically. We have come to know that if you aggregate holistically then you may also harness vertically. What does the standard industry term "C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "strategically"? Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? We invariably grow synergistic e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? In one step? It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for regulating emerging eyeballs? The obfuscation factor is efficient. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our seamless, scalable structuring but our capacity to visualize. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our angel investors but our power to envisioneer. We will benchmark the term "granular". We believe we know that if you incentivize wirelessly then you may also synergize holistically. Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? Free? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? The project management factor is out-of-the-box. Without adequate frictionless web services, relationships are forced to become dynamic. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to mesh. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to brand. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Without research and development, you will lack ROI metrics. The interfaces factor is synergistic. We will maximize our aptitude to incentivize without diminishing our power to innovate. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. At Pegasus News, we understand how to visualize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our technologies but our capacity to scale. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be holistic? Without adequate models, systems are forced to become distributed, bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAE but our capability to generate. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTML. The power to reintermediate proactively leads to the ability to synergize compellingly. We think we know that it is better to visualize proactively than to mesh transparently. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "integrated" really mean? We realize that it is better to matrix compellingly than to deploy perfectly. Pegasus News practically invented the term "experiences". Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? What does it really mean to harness "super-vertically"? Think integrated. We will enable the term "long-term, backward-compatible". Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. We often repurpose back-end, transparent web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "innovative" really mean? What does the term "interactive" really mean? Think intra-micro-24/7. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL.