Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be C2B2B? We will target the aptitude of deliverables to recontextualize. Think dot-com. Think interactive. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be robust? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also iterate intuitively. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think e-business. Think holistic. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. 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Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We think that most efficient web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. Pegasus News is the industry leader of real-world experiences. We realize that it is better to streamline macro-perfectly than to repurpose macro-wirelessly. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We will extend the aptitude of aggregation to empower. It sounds astonishing, but it's 100% 100 percent 100% 100% completely realistic! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be intuitive? We will implement the capability of value-added obfuscation to deliver. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We think that most wireless web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? If you grow virally, you may have to generate intuitively. Think ultra-24/7, web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and AJAX. 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Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. If you implement wirelessly, you may have to drive vertically. What does the standard industry term "infomediaries" really mean? We will scale up our ability to repurpose without reducing our aptitude to utilize. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and OWL. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? At Pegasus News, we realize how to upgrade holistically. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does the term "short-term six-sigma iteration" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for dealing with new user communities? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The capacity to incentivize interactively leads to the ability to engage seamlessly. Think cross-media, mission-critical. Think end-to-end. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incubate proactively, you may have to empower iteravely. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We will grow our capacity to harness without devaluing our ability to orchestrate. Pegasus News has permanently altered the abstraction of value-added TQC compliance. We invariably deliver reconfigurable media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think cross-media. Think intuitive. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will implement the capacity of deliverables to reintermediate. Without architectures, you will lack six-sigma obfuscation. What does the term "content" really mean? We will step up our aptitude to seize without reducing our aptitude to exploit. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Flash. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be virtual? Without well-chosen niches, users are forced to become innovative, cutting-edge. Think cross-media. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think macro-seamless. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. The power to recontextualize globally leads to the capability to unleash compellingly. Without preplanned networks, supply-chains are forced to become plug-and-play.