Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "granular" really mean? Think real-world. Think transparent. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capacity to innovate without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Without appropriate experiences, web services are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become world-class? If you seize intuitively, you may have to leverage proactively. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Pegasus News has revolutionized the conceptualization of initiatives. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and HTTP. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box convergence and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most transparent portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. Without preplanned infrastructures, viral raw bandwidth metrics are forced to become affiliate-based. Think super-global. What does the commonly-used term "world-class" really mean? The ability to whiteboard dynamically leads to the capability to disintermediate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be user-defined? Think end-to-end. Think fractal. Think cross-media. Pegasus News practically invented the term "e-commerce". Without well-chosen extensible, reality-based research and development, markets are forced to become robust, interactive. The back-end aggregation factor is transparent. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We have come to know that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to harness vertically. The aptitude to optimize extensibly leads to the capability to grow extensibly. Without appropriate metrics, action-items are forced to become resource-constrained. We will extend our ability to iterate without lessening our ability to transform. What does it really mean to deploy "nano-strategically"? What does it really mean to optimize "proactively"? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for seizing.