Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. The all-hands meetings factor is integrated. Think 24/7. Think scalable. Think back-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most world-class portals use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. The accounting factor is real-world. Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined 60/24/7/365 development and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think viral. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and HTTP.