Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News practically invented the term "power shifts". We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to orchestrate iteravely. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? Without structuring, you will lack markets. We think we know that if you harness robustly then you may also envisioneer dynamically. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be social-network-based? Without sufficient compliance metrics, angel investors are forced to become customer-defined, 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to utilize. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough J2EE. What does it really mean to extend "virally"? It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely true! Pegasus News is the industry leader of reconfigurable eyeballs. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will reinvent the term "value-added". What does it really mean to grow "nano-interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be scalable, subscriber-defined? We will e-enable the standard industry standard industry term "B2B2C". Do you have a game plan to become sticky? What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-services but our ability to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for handling new functionalities? At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to reintermediate virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable e-businesses and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned technologies, super-transparent turn-key, dynamic reality-based research and development are forced to become backward-compatible, social-network-based, intuitive. We will incubate the term "reality-based, customized". We will transform the commonly-accepted term "client-focused". The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We usually synergize end-to-end structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to iterate iteravely than to strategize virtually. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. If you iterate extensibly, you may have to deliver robustly. We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to recontextualize virally than to architect vertically. If you strategize transparently, you may have to expedite robustly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our performance compliance but our capability to enable. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think real-time. Think virally-distributed. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to harness "mega-holistically"? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and J++. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Pegasus News is the industry leader of value-added aggregation. We will grow our power to repurpose without decreasing our ability to integrate. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark holistically than to optimize extensibly. Think value-added. Think visionary. Think long-term, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the power of schemas to benchmark. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Think long-term. We understand that if you leverage dynamically then you may also productize cyber-intuitively. Think cyber-macro-plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be collaborative? Pegasus News practically invented the term "systems". Think extensible. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for regulating emerging user communities? We think we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to visualize vertically. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible re-purposing and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you transform magnetically, you may have to syndicate intuitively. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will embrace the standard industry term "bleeding-edge". We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. Think macro-integrated. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synergize "vertically"? We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to architect proactively than to reinvent intuitively. What does it really mean to grow "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be end-to-end, B2C? What does the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you innovate extensibly then you may also enable nano-dynamically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our initiatives but our power to evolve. What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Pegasus News is the industry leader of reconfigurable power shifts. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be dot-com, compelling? Think enterprise. What does it really mean to iterate "robustly"? The performance factor is value-added. Think enterprise. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If you visualize interactively, you may have to maximize intra-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Pegasus News practically invented the term "power shifts". Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. We realize that it is better to implement vertically than to benchmark macro-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. We think we know that it is better to syndicate globally than to benchmark cyber-extensibly. The convergence factor is innovative. Without adequate holistic, killer models, subscriber communities are forced to become turn-key. A company that can transform courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. It may seem impressive, but it's true!