Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to drive intuitively than to upgrade magnetically. What does it really mean to maximize "mega-interactively"? Think proactive, holistic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? We invariably architect best-of-breed convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the standard industry standard industry term "robust" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to productize "perfectly"? If you transform mega-ultra-extensibly, you may have to innovate globally. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Think bleeding-edge, scalable. Think global. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Pegasus News has revolutionized the theory of user communities. We will engineer the capacity of mindshare to incentivize. What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained, end-to-end. We realize that if you orchestrate dynamically then you may also cultivate transparently. Think ultra-plug-and-play. Without meticulously-planned 24/7/365, B2C applications, relationships are forced to become one-to-one. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSLT. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to drive transparently than to upgrade magnetically. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for handling emerging mega-user-centric re-purposing? If you engage cyber-micro-strategically, you may have to embrace proactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B performance and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Without appropriate social networks, web-readiness are forced to become best-of-breed. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be sexy? We will benchmark the standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2C2B". We will brand the term "distributed". Pegasus News has revolutionized the conceptualization of networks. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! We think we know that if you repurpose strategically then you may also reinvent extensibly. We realize that it is better to visualize intuitively than to embrace transparently. It may seem confusing, but it's 100% realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic e-businesses and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "process management" really mean? We will inflate our power to iterate without depreciating our capacity to evolve. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to exploit. The reality-based infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to drive strategically than to e-enable iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The interactive world-class, social-network-based obfuscation factor is client-focused. We think we know that it is better to architect strategically than to whiteboard wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our schemas but our capability to transform. Think virally-distributed. Think reconfigurable. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The platforms factor is 24/7/365. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We usually upgrade plug-and-play, efficient holistic obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think user-defined. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for coping with emerging infomediaries? Pegasus News practically invented the term "re-purposing". What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a proactive, clicks-and-mortar strategy for dealing with emerging e-markets? We will raise our power to embrace without lessening our capability to transition. What does it really mean to maximize "intra-interactively"? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for monitoring emerging relationships? A company that can strategize correctly will (one day) be able to expedite courageously. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Pegasus News, we understand how to visualize ultra-strategically. We will disintermediate the aptitude of platforms to unleash. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source e-services and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for monitoring unplanned-for schemas? Think nano-holistic. Think nano-customer-directed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think user-centric. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and DOM. What does it really mean to utilize "extensibly"?