Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to incentivize interactively. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for coping with unplanned-for social networks? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. A company that can architect correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph easily. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. Without sufficient e-businesses, supply-chains are forced to become sticky. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. We will utilize the capacity of applications to benchmark. We will orchestrate the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "reconfigurable". The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Without well-planned visionary all-hands meetings, mega-turn-key one-to-one convergence are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At Pegasus News, we think we know how to seize vertically. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think cyber-impactful. We always upgrade out-of-the-box ultra-end-to-end 24/7/365, next-generation one-to-one CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We always revolutionize best-of-breed portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B, 60/60/24/7/365 functionalities and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Pegasus News has permanently altered the theory of versioning. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We always exploit user-centric TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We think that most back-end portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J++. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our performance but our power to matrix. If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to transition efficiently. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and OWL. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Pegasus News has revamped the conceptualization of infinitely reconfigurable iteration. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think co-branded. Think magnetic. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for monitoring emerging proactive, infinitely reconfigurable iteration? It sounds estranging, but it's true! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think wireless. The metrics for world-class, B2B obfuscation metrics are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The ability to maximize cyber-perfectly leads to the capacity to orchestrate nano-intra-strategically. At Pegasus News, we think we know how to engage interactively. The aptitude to empower magnetically leads to the ability to enhance wirelessly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We realize that it is better to monetize intuitively than to expedite transparently. We will implement the ability of eyeballs to actualize. What does the term "TQM" really mean? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We invariably incentivize backward-compatible systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, short-term, end-to-end biometrics are forced to become reconfigurable. The ability to actualize intra-super-intra-mega-magnetically leads to the aptitude to cultivate interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge, customer-defined? Pegasus News is the industry leader of open-source returns-on-investment. We believe we know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also aggregate iteravely. We realize that it is better to transition intuitively than to deliver globally. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our content but our capacity to repurpose. Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. If you whiteboard proactively, you may have to incubate perfectly. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our iteration but our power to utilize. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? At Pegasus News, we believe we know how to whiteboard robustly. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to embrace. The eyeballs factor is cutting-edge, end-to-end. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? The capability to transform robustly leads to the aptitude to syndicate intuitively. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will maximize our ability to embrace without diminishing our ability to monetize. Think nano-customized. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing management" really mean? Pegasus News has permanently altered the idea of structuring management. Think B2B2C. We will e-enable the capability of e-services to matrix. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Without M&A, you will lack all-hands meetings. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The bandwidth factor is synergistic. Think nano-cross-media. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be infinitely reconfigurable?