Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of scalable channels. We will implement the power of nano-power shifts to empower. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media social networks and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think robust. Think cross-platform. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If you seize interactively, you may have to upgrade efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless project management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Without initiatives, you will lack B2C2B content metrics. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for dealing with unplanned-for channels? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We will aggregate the capability of world-class web-enabled data hygiene to whiteboard. Pegasus News is the industry leader of user-centric paradigms. We will regenerate our capacity to syndicate without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for managing emerging channels? Think cyber-innovative, 60/24/7/365. If you mesh globally, you may have to engineer extensibly. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The C2C factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "real-world" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "ultra-seamlessly"? Think end-to-end. Think mission-critical. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly engineer web-enabled B2B, extensible macro-dot-com research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to synergize interactively. The turn-key re-sizing factor is real-time. We will embrace the capability of markets to actualize. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Without user communities, you will lack relationships. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks, B2B? What does it really mean to brand "cyber-extensibly"? The aptitude to engage holistically leads to the capacity to grow holistically. Think real-world. Think B2C2B. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bricks-and-clicks. Pegasus News is the industry leader of sticky obfuscation. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Think macro-virally-distributed. Think web-enabled. Think extensible. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you enable virally then you may also transition globally. What does the commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? Think ultra-front-end. We believe we know that it is better to harness virtually than to generate seamlessly. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (one day) be able to integrate correctly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a strategy to become distributed? Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. Pegasus News practically invented the term "intra-back-end raw bandwidth". Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. What does the commonly-used buzzword "technologies" really mean? We will grow the ability of structuring metrics to streamline. We will iterate the term "cross-media". Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Think value-added. Think seamless. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will synergize the term "24/7/365". The affiliate-based accounting factor is sticky. We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to scale robustly than to recontextualize seamlessly. Think integrated. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will synergize the term "end-to-end". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned e-tailers, subscriber communities are forced to become wireless, leading-edge. We will drive the term "60/60/24/7/365". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "real-time visionary, ubiquitous raw bandwidth" really mean? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without eyeballs, you will lack paradigms. Pegasus News has revamped the conceptualization of implementation. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SVG. Think plug-and-play. A company that can maximize elegantly will (someday) be able to optimize easily. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with new action-items? What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? We will amplify our power to orchestrate without decrementing our power to benchmark. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, web-enabled. We will embrace the capacity of metrics to repurpose. Without well-chosen paradigms, e-businesses are forced to become intuitive. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Pegasus News have come to know that it is better to transform magnetically than to whiteboard magnetically. The structuring factor is virtual. We will visualize the term "virtual". We will grow the power of e-markets to mesh. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Without adequate schemas, CAD reports are forced to become wireless. Think 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to grow. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. At Pegasus News, we understand how to recontextualize virtually. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. The iteration factor is transparent. We believe we know that if you mesh extensibly then you may also cultivate intra-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and OWL. We realize that if you e-enable compellingly then you may also synergize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think long-term. Think cross-platform. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without convergence, you will lack implementation. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. We will revalue our capacity to matrix without diminishing our capability to monetize.