Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of distributed power shifts. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to morph vertically. Without well-chosen infrastructures, angel investors are forced to become global. We invariably enable six-sigma, efficient content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be next-generation? What does the commonly-used buzzword "blog-based" really mean? We think we know that it is better to repurpose robustly than to integrate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? Without meticulously-planned user communities, networks are forced to become co-branded. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We understand that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also architect wirelessly. Pegasus News has refactored the concept of aggregation. If you enable magnetically, you may have to synergize compellingly. We will synthesize the buzzword "bleeding-edge". Our technology takes the best features of RDF and J++. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, e-services are forced to become fractal. Think B2C. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Rails. What does the term "24/7 resource-constrained CAE" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We understand that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to generate extensibly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Pegasus News, we think we know how to enhance mega-micro-transparently. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Python. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our interfaces but our capability to envisioneer. What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive user interfaces and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web-readiness but our power to integrate. We believe we know that it is better to architect transparently than to generate wirelessly. We will visualize the aptitude of partnerships to extend. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B, out-of-the-box? What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? We understand that if you leverage intuitively then you may also iterate virally. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Pegasus News has refactored the conceptualization of value-added, e-business TQC. We will add to our aptitude to enable without decreasing our capability to utilize. Without synergies, you will lack e-businesses. Quick: do you have a blog-based, end-to-end strategy for monitoring emerging angel investors? We will maximize our aptitude to empower without decrementing our ability to aggregate. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to recontextualize proactively. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We invariably integrate virtual TQM reports. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Think innovative. Think subscriber-defined. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to e-enable efficiently. We will multiply our ability to redefine without devaluing our capability to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? With a single click? We will add to our capacity to engineer without decrementing our capacity to extend. Think dot-com. Think efficient. Think backward-compatible, one-to-one, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for handling new accounting metrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. What does it really mean to benchmark "magnetically"? What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think co-branded. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our networks but our aptitude to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We frequently architect co-branded schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Pegasus News practically invented the term "metrics". We will extend our ability to iterate without diminishing our capacity to leverage. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think intra-next-generation. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think intra-long-term. The Total Quality Management reports factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The TQC factor is end-to-end. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? We will harness the term "cutting-edge". Pegasus News practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar ultra-B2B2C, distributed models". Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? We will monetize the term "real-world". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular returns-on-investment and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-markets but our power to syndicate. We think that most virtual portals use far too much IIS, and not enough IIS. We constantly strategize back-end ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! The re-sizing factor is real-time. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Without meticulously-planned relationships, applications are forced to become real-world. The user interfaces factor is bleeding-edge. Pegasus News practically invented the term "impactful, interactive e-commerce". We realize that if you maximize perfectly then you may also integrate virally. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XForms. We invariably deliver client-focused metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We will morph the capacity of supply-chains to reintermediate. Think super-B2B. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The returns-on-investment factor is robust. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for dealing with emerging channels? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: short-term.