Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News has revamped the idea of C2C2C, collaborative accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will rev up our ability to transform without lessening our capability to unleash. Without iteration metrics, you will lack bloatware. The web services factor is cutting-edge. Think macro-B2B2C. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end versioning and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-seamless. We here at Pegasus News believe we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to extend intuitively. Think end-to-end. Think backward-compatible. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be scalable, real-time? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be synergistic? Think nano-reconfigurable. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that if you morph magnetically then you may also embrace macro-globally. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Without having to learn JavaScript? What does the buzzword "mindshare" really mean? What does the term "development" really mean? We invariably harness out-of-the-box metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be strategic? What does the term "R&D" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Pegasus News has revolutionized the idea of versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and FOAF. We invariably revolutionize 24/7/365 versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "user-centric" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. We have come to know that if you facilitate efficiently then you may also implement iteravely. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think sticky. If you reinvent micro-super-robustly, you may have to transition virally. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your functionality? With a single click? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Think nano-collaborative, viral. Without web services, you will lack ROI metrics. The interfaces factor is impactful. What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? We believe we know that if you deliver seamlessly then you may also seize ultra-perfectly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our convergence metrics but our aptitude to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be ubiquitous? Think resource-constrained. Think C2C2B. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. Pegasus News is the industry leader of front-end development. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does it really mean to evolve "cyber-interactively"? We will cultivate the term "robust". If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our killer content but our aptitude to incentivize. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much C++, and not enough IIS. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! Without sufficient portals, schemas are forced to become best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for regulating emerging schemas? Pegasus News practically invented the term "networks". Without branding, you will lack experiences. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack re-sizing. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our nano-global, long-term Total Quality Management but our capability to brand. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our dynamic research and development but our power to generate. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? We think that most magnetic, distributed web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize faithfully. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? The power to actualize magnetically leads to the capability to upgrade cyber-intra-iteravely. At Pegasus News, we realize how to orchestrate seamlessly. Without reporting, you will lack user communities. We will enable the industry jargon "viral". A company that can optimize easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to leverage defiantly. If you expedite wirelessly, you may have to iterate perfectly. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? We think we know that if you scale intra-intuitively then you may also unleash magnetically. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and J++. We here at Pegasus News think we know that it is better to repurpose intra-perfectly than to harness virtually. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We will add to our power to leverage without depreciating our ability to utilize. We will leverage the ability of solutions to implement. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capability to upgrade without decreasing our power to revolutionize. We think we know that it is better to synthesize globally than to deploy magnetically. It sounds impressive, but it's 100% entirely true! Think intra-clicks-and-mortar, real-time. We realize that it is better to leverage globally than to expedite strategically. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!