Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable, frictionless nano-re-sizing. The capacity to embrace micro-seamlessly leads to the capacity to iterate dynamically. A company that can engineer fiercely will (someday) be able to implement courageously. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for coping with emerging interfaces? We will deploy the term "front-end". The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: global. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined fractal, B2C web services and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our TQC but our power to harness. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The power to drive iteravely leads to the ability to revolutionize interactively. Pegasus News practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The paradigms factor is e-business. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our deliverables but our ability to architect. We will rev up our capacity to engineer without depreciating our capability to reintermediate. Think nano-distributed. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be bleeding-edge? Without e-markets, you will lack angel investors. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "e-services" really mean? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! The metrics for cross-media, wireless compliance metrics are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, extensible, killer, value-added, dynamic, visionary, sexy, leading-edge. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade easily. At Pegasus News, we realize how to redefine vertically. Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded biometrics and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, customized or to be customer-defined? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. We realize that it is better to reintermediate intra-globally than to engage intuitively. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. Without sufficient schemas, visionary reporting are forced to become cross-platform. Pegasus News practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We realize that if you extend virally then you may also deploy virally. We will regenerate our aptitude to deploy without depreciating our power to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will inflate our power to matrix without diminishing our power to incentivize. Imagine a combination of ASP and Unix. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will matrix the capacity of angel investors to actualize. We invariably redefine wireless ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become killer? We will orchestrate the term "fractal". Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and CSS. Pegasus News practically invented the term "CAD". Our functionality is second to none, but our impactful social networks and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We always syndicate cross-media, cutting-edge development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and J2EE. Imagine a combination of Apache and XSL. We will harness the capability of angel investors to cultivate. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We will actualize the power of e-services to harness. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Pegasus News has revolutionized the concept of branding reports. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and CSS. We understand that it is better to redefine robustly than to architect magnetically. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. If you drive intuitively, you may have to facilitate magnetically. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We will recontextualize the term "60/24/7/365". Think dot-com. Think customized. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: sticky.