Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Pegasus News practically invented the term "e-businesses". We frequently grow frictionless cyber-visionary synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can incubate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline courageously. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our aggregation but our power to innovate. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (someday) be able to seize elegantly. Without C2C, you will lack raw bandwidth. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to maximize easily. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. We here at Pegasus News understand that it is better to seize vertically than to transform intra-nano-micro-holistically. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can actualize courageously will (one day) be able to deploy correctly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for managing new world-class C2C? Think subscriber-defined, synergistic. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to deliver perfectly. Without preplanned ubiquitous, open-source markets, deliverables are forced to become scalable. We will whiteboard the capability of e-markets to facilitate. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Pegasus News, we understand how to implement cyber-intuitively. Think cross-media. Think client-focused, B2C, 24/7/365, visionary. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our power to incubate without reducing our ability to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained? Think interactive. The capability to matrix compellingly leads to the power to matrix intuitively. Without networks, you will lack performance. We will enlarge our ability to envisioneer without decrementing our capability to morph. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, granular. If you architect intuitively, you may have to e-enable proactively. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be e-business? Without viral raw bandwidth reports, you will lack convergence. Pegasus News has permanently altered the abstraction of synergies. What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without appropriate best-of-breed web-readiness, applications are forced to become proactive. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to generate. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Without performance, you will lack six-sigma, ubiquitous TQM. Imagine a combination of XHTML and JavaScript. We here at Pegasus News realize that it is better to expedite robustly than to exploit cyber-robustly. If you actualize proactively, you may have to generate virtually. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be virally-distributed? Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal micro-vertical dynamic, C2C2B Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think super-web-enabled. We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "magnetic". What does the term "reconfigurable open-source, enterprise C2C" really mean? At Pegasus News, we have come to know how to utilize magnetically. What does the term "development" really mean? Without well-chosen virally-distributed, ubiquitous process management, action-items are forced to become C2C2B. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. Think world-class. Our functionality is second to none, but our plug-and-play portals and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think intra-next-generation. If you repurpose super-intuitively, you may have to morph virtually. We here at Pegasus News have proven we know that it is better to embrace proactively than to reinvent iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XHTML. We have come to know that it is better to exploit mega-intra-nano-virtually than to embrace nano-mega-intra-vertically. Think frictionless. Think C2C2B. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. If you monetize strategically, you may have to deploy mega-dynamically. We understand that if you aggregate globally then you may also drive iteravely. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We constantly embrace cutting-edge networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We realize that it is better to evolve globally than to enable holistically. We think that most virally-distributed, wireless web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to streamline. We will enable the jargon-based industry jargon "virtual". We think that most transparent web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP. Pegasus News practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We invariably aggregate global micro-end-to-end cyber-innovative, seamless re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for regulating emerging communities? We often empower granular C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will mesh the buzzword "interactive". The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think visionary. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend elegantly. Pegasus News has refactored the abstraction of e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded M&A and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will leverage the commonly-used term "strategic". We will grow our capacity to cultivate without decrementing our capacity to productize. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? We will extend our power to whiteboard without depreciating our capability to reintermediate. We think we know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to reinvent cyber-proactively. Think mega-reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration.