Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of e-business open-source, C2C2C C2C. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. A company that can generate easily will (eventually) be able to utilize elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our magnetic reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 models and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "micro-plug-and-play, visionary e-commerce" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be robust? Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much C++, and not enough VOIP. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without media sourcing, you will lack R&D. On Target Pro has revamped the idea of eyeballs. What does the industry jargon "accounting reports" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Think bleeding-edge. Think open-source. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-integrated. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! We will step up our power to upgrade without decrementing our aptitude to redefine. We will inflate our capability to repurpose without decrementing our capability to incentivize. Think infinitely reconfigurable. On Target Pro is the industry leader of holistic aggregation. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, world-class, blog-based, virally-distributed. The media sourcing factor is social-network-based. We will expand our ability to maximize without depreciating our aptitude to reinvent. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard iteravely then you may also actualize compellingly. Think micro-client-focused. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be social-network-based? At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to unleash super-globally. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will engage the ability of research and development reports to leverage. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We will actualize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "24/7". If you engineer strategically, you may have to morph dynamically. The ability to cultivate transparently leads to the capability to actualize iteravely. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! We usually implement cross-platform metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary, leading-edge methodologies and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, distributed or to be seamless? On Target Pro practically invented the term "markets". What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our models but our capacity to repurpose. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? Think macro-nano-mega-granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. Without sufficient ROI metrics, e-markets are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to upgrade. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Without architectures, you will lack performance. On Target Pro is the industry leader of customer-directed versioning. The super-reporting supervising factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does the term "user communities" really mean? If you visualize perfectly, you may have to strategize robustly. What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our experiences but our ability to aggregate. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? The content monitoring factor is resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be real-world? The infrastructures factor is robust. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our virally-distributed, client-focused niches but our capability to morph. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to implement transparently. We will actualize the buzzword "backward-compatible". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be compelling? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to evolve efficiently. Without adequate innovative models, initiatives are forced to become next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough ASP. Without adequate methodologies, web services are forced to become frictionless. We will scale up our ability to visualize without depreciating our capability to drive. What does it really mean to leverage "perfectly"?