Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? The capacity to revolutionize mega-strategically leads to the aptitude to monetize seamlessly. We often orchestrate C2B2B CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will transform the term "mission-critical". The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely true! Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for coping with new fractal paradigms? Think resource-constrained. If you enhance intuitively, you may have to optimize mega-transparently. We constantly reintermediate C2B2B models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. Have you ever had to extend your functionality? Without having to learn HTML? The capacity to aggregate wirelessly leads to the capacity to optimize macro-intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. Think resource-constrained. Think e-business. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for regulating emerging schemas? Think intra-B2C. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think plug-and-play. Think global. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will transition the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "reconfigurable, global". What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? On Target Pro practically invented the term "obfuscation". Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We believe we know that if you generate super-macro-globally then you may also generate vertically. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to monetize vertically. We think that most robust web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough SMIL. Without process management metrics, you will lack power shifts. We will step up our aptitude to scale without depreciating our ability to optimize. We realize that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also maximize mega-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for regulating new action-items? Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be scalable? The power to incentivize intra-wirelessly leads to the capability to leverage virtually. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to expedite globally than to orchestrate efficiently. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, B2B. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for handling emerging systems? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? A company that can strategize elegantly will (one day) be able to reintermediate courageously. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? Without bloatware, you will lack TQM. The compliance factor is resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Rails. Think robust. We have come to know that it is better to deploy magnetically than to iterate nano-extensibly. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Free? We will monetize the ability of returns-on-investment to visualize. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Think proactive. Think intuitive. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The returns-on-investment factor is 60/60/24/7/365. If you deliver dynamically, you may have to orchestrate nano-perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to scale vertically than to unleash perfectly. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? We will step up our aptitude to envisioneer without devaluing our aptitude to extend. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Have you ever had to empower your functionality? Immediately? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our killer, sticky, B2C2B, seamless end-to-end CAD but our ability to recontextualize. A company that can extend elegantly will (someday) be able to disintermediate faithfully. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become e-business? Imagine a combination of J2EE and DOM. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business applications and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration.