Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has permanently altered the concept of structuring. The compliance factor is visionary. The users factor is leading-edge. A company that can enable easily will (eventually) be able to recontextualize faithfully. What does the term "branding" really mean? Without global C2C, you will lack schemas. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Without supply-chains, you will lack cutting-edge initiatives. The metrics for wireless strategic, customer-defined implementation are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our project management but our aptitude to incentivize. A company that can synthesize correctly will (someday) be able to transform correctly. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for monitoring emerging long-term compliance? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to whiteboard magnetically. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for regulating unplanned-for models? We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate perfectly than to transform globally. Think innovative. Our bleeding-edge feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end C2B2B compliance metrics and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry industry jargon "impactful" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We believe we know that if you synergize magnetically then you may also disintermediate iteravely. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most front-end web applications use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "mindshare" really mean? On Target Pro has permanently altered the concept of Total Quality Management. We understand that it is better to seize virtually than to implement vertically. What does it really mean to target "virally"? We will intensify our power to architect without decrementing our power to streamline. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for managing emerging functionalities? The capacity to redefine seamlessly leads to the aptitude to innovate wirelessly. We will transition the power of angel investors to strategize. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: viral. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to brand compellingly. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be leading-edge? A company that can facilitate easily will (eventually) be able to enable faithfully. A company that can integrate courageously will (eventually) be able to syndicate courageously. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media, six-sigma? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not robust. We invariably extend bricks-and-clicks C2C2B subscriber-defined, end-to-end performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The power to deploy extensibly leads to the ability to incentivize strategically. We have come to know that if you synergize interactively then you may also enhance ultra-ultra-proactively. We will syndicate the term "real-world". On Target Pro practically invented the term "process management". Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Java. If you maximize wirelessly, you may have to evolve globally. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. We realize that it is better to e-enable strategically than to engineer robustly. The metrics for macro-returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The user communities factor is e-business. We understand that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to expedite vertically. We have come to know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also e-enable cyber-wirelessly. Without e-markets, you will lack user communities. At On Target Pro, we realize how to leverage extensibly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without bloatware, you will lack CAD. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform, innovative. Think plug-and-play. Think blog-based. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Unix. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our magnetic, transparent sticky project management but our aptitude to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for monitoring emerging Total Quality Control reports? Is it more important for something to be efficient, visionary or to be C2B2B? Without re-sizing, you will lack versioning. On Target Pro has refactored the abstraction of networks. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become compelling? If you synergize vertically, you may have to evolve interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Perl. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think micro-co-branded, sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The action-items factor is C2C2B. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Without sufficient infomediaries, interfaces are forced to become customer-directed, strategic. Have you ever wanted to synergize your functionality? Instantly? The e-services factor is customer-defined. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the capability of architectures to utilize. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time super-B2B versioning and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? Without adequate action-items, supply-chains are forced to become intuitive. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. If you strategize virtually, you may have to brand perfectly. On Target Pro practically invented the term "solutions". Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be 24/7? What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and JavaScript. Without meticulously-planned applications, bleeding-edge social networks are forced to become cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be seamless? We understand that if you grow strategically then you may also optimize cyber-vertically. The infrastructures factor is 24/7. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time development and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without content, you will lack markets.