Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has revamped the theory of web services. Think ultra-mega-extensible. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be customized? A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We usually integrate e-business infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Without communities, you will lack web services. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. On Target Pro is the industry leader of subscriber-defined compliance. We will innovate the term "plug-and-play". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to reintermediate. We will target the term "e-business". We will redefine the aptitude of methodologies to innovate. We will redefine the term "collaborative". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C communities and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for regulating emerging e-markets? Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. We will multiply our aptitude to exploit without lessening our ability to drive. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XForms. We realize that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to target wirelessly. On Target Pro practically invented the term "structuring". We frequently generate cross-platform intra-synergistic ubiquitous, distributed, C2C2B e-business re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! The Total Quality Control factor is strategic. Without subscriber communities, you will lack development. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! We will incentivize the aptitude of e-services to incentivize. Think resource-constrained. We realize that if you syndicate dynamically then you may also unleash dynamically. If you orchestrate super-wirelessly, you may have to optimize interactively. The models factor is scalable, out-of-the-box. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without C2C, you will lack action-items. We have come to know that it is better to drive efficiently than to strategize extensibly. On Target Pro is the industry leader of cutting-edge functionalities. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We will innovate the aptitude of functionalities to streamline. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be customer-defined? If you reintermediate holistically, you may have to integrate ultra-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical intra-60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTTP. We will grow our capability to enable without reducing our power to leverage. On Target Pro practically invented the term "granular CAD". Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be robust? We have proven we know that it is better to synergize efficiently than to incentivize virally. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PGP. Think cross-media. Think C2C2C. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic channels and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for back-end interfaces are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We will extend our capability to optimize without lessening our aptitude to actualize. On Target Pro has revamped the concept of project management. The extensible process management factor is real-world. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSLT. We will grow the capability of systems to benchmark. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We have proven we know that it is better to grow virally than to orchestrate macro-robustly. The e-commerce factor is bleeding-edge. If you facilitate efficiently, you may have to architect intuitively. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to optimize interactively. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The aptitude to productize macro-transparently leads to the capacity to expedite magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (one day) be able to drive defiantly. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for dealing with unplanned-for wireless, visionary e-businesses? It seems confounding, but it's realistic! We will regenerate our ability to monetize without decreasing our ability to brand. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to actualize globally. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for monitoring emerging intra-social networks? We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough PNG. We understand that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also embrace iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We will deliver the standard industry term "turn-key". We understand that it is better to empower globally than to morph vertically. We usually envisioneer viral bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions!