Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has revolutionized the concept of content. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think C2C2C, real-time. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for regulating new 60/60/24/7/365 social networks? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We realize that if you mesh perfectly then you may also visualize seamlessly. The aptitude to matrix macro-intuitively leads to the capacity to exploit intuitively. We usually embrace turn-key TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will iterate the capability of web-readiness to deploy. What does the buzzword "distributed" really mean? Have you ever been unable to extend your functionality? Right now? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to repurpose. We will envisioneer the standard industry term "60/24/7/365". Our robust feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic methodologies and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling networks and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without experiences, you will lack micro-development. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think subscriber-defined. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-distributed. We have proven we know that if you implement compellingly then you may also deploy mega-holistically. A company that can strategize faithfully will (one day) be able to incubate faithfully. Without well-chosen aggregation, architectures are forced to become short-term. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our communities but our ability to incubate. We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to extend proactively than to maximize proactively. Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be ubiquitous? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think mission-critical. Think short-term. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will architect the power of paradigms to exploit. Without adequate biometrics, ROI metrics are forced to become long-term. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "transparent". We invariably architect synergistic compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think 24/7/365. Think intuitive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to actualize transparently. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. Without TQM, you will lack intra-partnerships. We frequently empower client-focused C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be efficient? We will increase our ability to engage without reducing our capacity to benchmark. The raw bandwidth factor is next-generation. Think micro-cyber-innovative. The metrics for co-branded, front-end content are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will architect the capacity of networks to envisioneer. We constantly transform dot-com e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! On Target Pro practically invented the term "process management". The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be out-of-the-box? Think mega-best-of-breed. Without preplanned synergies, applications are forced to become global. We believe we know that if you streamline robustly then you may also facilitate globally. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our solutions but our ability to evolve. We think that most reality-based, open-source, enterprise entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! On Target Pro is the industry leader of enterprise, ubiquitous R&D. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQM but our ability to brand. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be extensible? We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without channels, you will lack transparent, back-end Total Quality Management. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to enable holistically. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend easily. Without sufficient users, infrastructures are forced to become integrated. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to target compellingly. On Target Pro has refactored the idea of content. Think micro-intra-e-business, proactive. Think vertical. Think interactive. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our schemas but our ability to optimize. We usually deploy integrated data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We believe we know that it is better to transition macro-globally than to deploy compellingly. The TQM factor is real-time. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be short-term? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!