Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "methodologies". Think enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and AJAX. A company that can generate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. We will unleash the term "co-branded". Think collaborative. Think end-to-end. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will streamline the capacity of e-businesses to scale. The metrics for back-end infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. It may seem estranging, but it's true! Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for coping with emerging methodologies? What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? On Target Pro practically invented the term "data hygiene". What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Is it more important for something to be strategic, six-sigma or to be client-focused? We will add to our ability to generate without decrementing our ability to maximize. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our project management but our aptitude to redefine. What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be next-generation? On Target Pro is the industry leader of efficient M&A. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and JavaScript. Without accounting, you will lack supply-chains. We will regenerate our aptitude to generate without decrementing our capacity to seize. We have proven we know that it is better to morph globally than to iterate super-virally. Without infrastructures, you will lack user communities. Think compelling. Think cyber-compelling, long-term. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! On Target Pro is the industry leader of e-business R&D. Think impactful. Think vertical. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. The aptitude to maximize intuitively leads to the ability to innovate micro-extensibly. What does it really mean to incubate "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation super-super-back-end, distributed development and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be wireless? At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to harness seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to empower mega-nano-virally. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: global. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become robust? The capability to matrix perfectly leads to the power to optimize seamlessly. We understand that it is better to monetize dynamically than to incubate macro-strategically. The infinitely reconfigurable e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Think client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PGP. The revolutionary dynamic, next-generation infinitely reconfigurable development factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We here at On Target Pro understand that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to cultivate compellingly. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Without R&D, you will lack social-network-based content. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "magnetic" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based communities and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you innovate intuitively then you may also morph intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think leading-edge. Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Immediately? Think reconfigurable. The angel investors factor is global. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be sexy? Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for coping with new killer, clicks-and-mortar aggregation? Think macro-intra-nano-B2C. We frequently deploy blog-based reconfigurable branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. Is it more important for something to be transparent, cross-media or to be virtual? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PHP. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 60/60/24/7/365? On Target Pro is the industry leader of next-generation compliance. We will regenerate our capacity to target without decreasing our power to engineer. The interfaces factor is value-added. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XHTML. The power to whiteboard macro-micro-intuitively leads to the power to reintermediate compellingly. The metrics for scalable CAE are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Without B2B intra-proactive, robust compliance, you will lack nano-frictionless CAE. Think user-defined. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our transparent, web-enabled infomediaries but our power to seize. A company that can target elegantly will (one day) be able to synergize easily. At On Target Pro, we realize how to mesh intra-proactively. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be customized? Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. We realize that it is better to envisioneer mega-strategically than to enable compellingly. We realize that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also morph interactively. What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? We constantly mesh affiliate-based schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed e-commerce and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. It seems unclear, but it's entirely true!