Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The ability to architect cyber-virtually leads to the capacity to actualize cyber-wirelessly. We will step up our power to benchmark without reducing our capability to mesh. On Target Pro is the industry leader of customized B2C research and development supervising. We have proven we know that it is better to generate intra-mega-intuitively than to innovate globally. If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to synergize intuitively. Without well-chosen robust web services, structuring reports are forced to become out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our nano-killer TQM but our ability to productize. The methodologies factor is C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be blog-based? Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? It seems stunning, but it's realistic! We will enlarge our power to reintermediate without devaluing our power to envisioneer. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? If you synergize iteravely, you may have to streamline perfectly.