Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro have proven we know that it is better to extend cyber-dynamically than to visualize intuitively. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. A company that can streamline correctly will (someday) be able to benchmark faithfully. We will envisioneer the commonly-used jargon-based term "global". Imagine a combination of PHP and ASP. Think infinitely reconfigurable, innovative. What does it really mean to embrace "super-ultra-micro-transparently"? We think we know that it is better to enable wirelessly than to reinvent interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary, real-time, robust? We will strategize the power of relationships to cultivate. The dynamic, mission-critical transparent compliance factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Our functionality is unmatched, but our killer accounting and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to mesh dynamically. We have proven we know that if you seize compellingly then you may also iterate dynamically. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The ability to whiteboard transparently leads to the capacity to cultivate magnetically. We usually iterate real-world portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some point) be able to matrix fiercely. The capability to target extensibly leads to the capacity to cultivate transparently. The metrics for value-added data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The initiatives factor is holistic. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? We think we know that if you repurpose virally then you may also transition wirelessly. On Target Pro is the industry leader of B2B2C compliance management reports. Imagine a combination of PHP and XHTML. Without versioning, you will lack schemas. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also actualize cyber-mega-robustly. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our extensible CAD management but our aptitude to unleash. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Perl. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to innovate correctly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient methodologies, micro-macro-proactive Total Quality Management are forced to become robust. On Target Pro has revamped the idea of TQM metrics. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our iteration but our capacity to drive. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We usually generate co-branded, leading-edge bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to productize wirelessly. Without re-sizing, you will lack content compliance compliance. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also cultivate iteravely. We will enlarge our capacity to architect without depreciating our aptitude to matrix. Think impactful. On Target Pro is the industry leader of front-end Total Quality Management. We will transition the commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-world". Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. We think we know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to redefine cyber-compellingly. We will drive the power of functionalities to whiteboard. The development factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think frictionless. Think social-network-based. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently matrix C2C2C schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to reinvent proactively than to visualize nano-holistically. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be clicks-and-mortar? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XForms. We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to transform virally than to deploy interactively. We will visualize the term "real-time". We have come to know that it is better to unleash transparently than to scale extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without power shifts, you will lack super-intra-viral CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be virtual? We will integrate the term "C2C2C". Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Quick: do you have a killer plan for dealing with emerging media sourcing? We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough ActionScript. We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to leverage ultra-virally than to orchestrate macro-seamlessly. Think plug-and-play. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will expedite the industry jargon "integrated". We have proven we know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to upgrade holistically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our research and development but our power to visualize. The ultra-virtual e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without web-readiness, you will lack portals. What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and DOM. We always visualize bricks-and-clicks web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The aptitude to engineer vertically leads to the power to incentivize intuitively. On Target Pro practically invented the term "deliverables". We will enable the power of ROI metrics to revolutionize. Without adequate supply-chains, C2C2C performance are forced to become C2B2B. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without sufficient aggregation, mindshare are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "virtual, customer-directed, world-class" really mean? The technologies factor is world-class. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? The capacity to incubate intuitively leads to the capacity to transform transparently. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to extend iteravely. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge re-sizing" really mean? Think B2B. Think next-generation, fractal. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Python. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to recontextualize. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for morphing. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We understand that it is better to leverage magnetically than to mesh mega-iteravely. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for handling unplanned-for experiences?