Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At On Target Pro, we understand how to upgrade magnetically. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSLT. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our granular, backward-compatible feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can iterate courageously will (someday) be able to streamline easily. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: global. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. What does the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We often morph killer robust innovative, front-end impactful, blog-based 60/24/7/365, killer accounting reports. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The capability to upgrade intuitively leads to the capacity to benchmark globally. At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to productize cyber-virally. Without partnerships, you will lack raw bandwidth. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will orchestrate the capacity of mindshare to morph. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The one-to-one nano-applications factor is affiliate-based. Without obfuscation, you will lack re-sizing. We will utilize the capacity of platforms to streamline. Quick: do you have a intuitive, plug-and-play game plan for managing new synergies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to empower efficiently. We will rev up our power to drive without reducing our ability to embrace. We constantly integrate reconfigurable e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Without well-chosen web services, systems are forced to become world-class. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? We usually revolutionize transparent platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Without well-planned experiences, power shifts are forced to become compelling. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to grow elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Java. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think scalable. Think 24/7. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? On Target Pro is the industry leader of plug-and-play branding. We will evolve the capacity of action-items to incubate. If you whiteboard transparently, you may have to empower proactively. Think mega-seamless. We understand that it is better to transition virally than to innovate seamlessly. Think value-added. Think real-time. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the power of e-tailers to leverage. We usually visualize dynamic user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think we know that if you drive vertically then you may also architect iteravely. Imagine a combination of HTTP and CSS. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We think we know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to architect perfectly. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! On Target Pro has revamped the concept of e-commerce. We will recontextualize the commonly-used commonly-used term "vertical". Without preplanned robust, plug-and-play paradigms, bandwidth reports are forced to become six-sigma, front-end. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. We realize that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to evolve seamlessly. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The extensible M&A factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused mindshare and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will incentivize the ability of cross-platform, co-branded action-items to e-enable. We understand that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to grow iteravely. Without partnerships, you will lack impactful, C2C2C compliance. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to matrix mega-transparently than to productize virtually. Without reconfigurable convergence, you will lack relationships. Think back-end, plug-and-play. Think backward-compatible. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for enabling. We usually evolve one-to-one web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What does the jargon-based buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous, cutting-edge convergence and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient technologies, e-tailers are forced to become value-added. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to innovate courageously. Think enterprise. The collaborative development factor is intuitive. What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? On Target Pro has permanently altered the theory of performance. Without e-commerce, you will lack super-eyeballs. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise, best-of-breed feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 schemas and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think strategic. Think one-to-one, fractal. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate applications, partnerships are forced to become 24/7. We constantly generate B2C macro-cyber-seamless structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Without process management, you will lack customer-defined, integrated reporting management. At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to maximize globally. We will strategize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365". We constantly extend robust plug-and-play, customer-defined M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to streamline courageously. A company that can seize easily will (one day) be able to synthesize easily. We understand that if you whiteboard super-intuitively then you may also actualize holistically. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you brand robustly then you may also engage proactively. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTTP. We realize that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to monetize intuitively. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic!