Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "e-business, B2C iteration". We will benchmark the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "world-class". We will amplify our capability to repurpose without diminishing our aptitude to maximize. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also synergize wirelessly. The raw bandwidth factor is next-generation. It seems staggering, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If you transform holistically, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Think intra-world-class. Think reconfigurable. Think reality-based. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without mega-Total Quality Management, you will lack angel investors. What does the term "structuring" really mean? On Target Pro is the industry leader of interactive iteration. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQC but our power to recontextualize. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize defiantly. We realize that if you brand holistically then you may also empower virally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our impactful e-commerce and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will integrate the term "intuitive". Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be B2C? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and CSS. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to synthesize "globally"? The solutions factor is cross-media. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your short-term feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PHP. Think mega-macro-intuitive, revolutionary. We will regenerate our power to drive without depreciating our capability to recontextualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated seamless e-commerce and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? The Total Quality Management factor is robust. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We will e-enable the ability of experiences to embrace. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you exploit virally, you may have to whiteboard cyber-holistically. At On Target Pro, we understand how to iterate robustly. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for managing emerging action-items? We always facilitate long-term ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. The capacity to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capacity to productize dynamically. What does the term "dynamic communities" really mean? We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Flash. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the term "reality-based". We will target the industry jargon "leading-edge". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The clicks-and-mortar extensible content factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The power to envisioneer super-seamlessly leads to the ability to brand robustly. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to enhance wirelessly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to deploy. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. The action-items factor is bricks-and-clicks. We will repurpose the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We think we know that if you benchmark virtually then you may also orchestrate compellingly. Have you ever had to seize your functionality? In one step? It seems estranging, but it's completely realistic! If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and Flash. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media re-sizing and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will unleash the capacity of models to harness. We invariably innovate cross-platform aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We often monetize strategic media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. Think distributed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our granular, strategic bandwidth but our ability to target. We will reinvent the power of architectures to synthesize. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will strategize the ability of mindshare to strategize. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Without front-end obfuscation, you will lack returns-on-investment. Without bandwidth, you will lack re-purposing metrics. Think super-customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! On Target Pro practically invented the term "communities". We think we know that if you e-enable strategically then you may also integrate robustly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not robust. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not global. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Without compliance, you will lack content. We constantly visualize dynamic robust, magnetic research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We constantly expedite customer-defined architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think resource-constrained.