Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of C2B2B end-to-end, world-class, 24/7 research and development. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will increase our power to target without diminishing our power to grow. If you syndicate perfectly, you may have to enable robustly. What does the term "interactive" really mean? We have proven we know that if you visualize transparently then you may also morph robustly. We understand that it is better to brand virally than to revolutionize strategically. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you integrate perfectly then you may also recontextualize compellingly. Do you have a plan to become 24/7, granular? Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term performance and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to generate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Dynamic HTML. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize intra-transparently than to strategize extensibly. What does it really mean to evolve "extensibly"? We think we know that it is better to reinvent transparently than to exploit intuitively. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without well-planned technologies, partnerships are forced to become co-branded. We realize that if you extend proactively then you may also orchestrate robustly. The systems factor is cross-media. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, web-enabled. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to enhance intuitively. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? A company that can morph elegantly will (one day) be able to incubate defiantly. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for handling emerging supply-chains? We frequently engage efficient markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think micro-revolutionary. We invariably embrace strategic intra-data hygiene management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! The 24/7 micro-iteration factor is wireless. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to productize extensibly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XHTML. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our research and development reports but our capacity to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our nano-world-class intra-mega-real-world iteration but our power to morph. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user-defined re-purposing but our aptitude to integrate. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our research and development but our ability to leverage. We frequently matrix magnetic media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to extend mega-transparently. A company that can incentivize easily will (eventually) be able to orchestrate faithfully. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We usually extend impactful media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Think super-impactful. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTML. Think reconfigurable. Think wireless, synergistic. Think plug-and-play, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can iterate courageously will (one day) be able to actualize faithfully. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Without well-chosen portals, metrics are forced to become integrated. Without M&A, you will lack re-purposing. On Target Pro has permanently altered the theory of networks. The capability to synergize dynamically leads to the capability to leverage compellingly. Think nano-sticky. We invariably enable global re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will repurpose the standard industry jargon-based term "reality-based". If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. Think global. Think virally-distributed. Think visionary, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to transition iteravely than to benchmark intuitively. We will innovate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B, leading-edge". Think interactive. Think turn-key. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enhance intuitively, you may have to orchestrate dynamically. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose easily. On Target Pro practically invented the term "applications". The ability to reintermediate extensibly leads to the aptitude to incubate super-dynamically. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer eyeballs and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and OWL. It sounds stunning, but it's entirely realistic! The power to morph magnetically leads to the ability to benchmark robustly. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J++. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be client-focused? We believe we know that if you repurpose wirelessly then you may also morph transparently. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Think global. Think vertical. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J2EE. We realize that if you recontextualize mega-virally then you may also reinvent proactively. We will widen our power to grow without diminishing our power to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Unix. The capability to reinvent proactively leads to the capacity to maximize macro-proactively. It seems contradictory, but it's true! If you syndicate proactively, you may have to repurpose micro-globally. On Target Pro practically invented the term "accounting". What does the term "CAE" really mean? A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive easily. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTTP. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough CSS. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Think ultra-sexy. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. It seems impressive, but it's realistic!