Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "applications". We believe we know that it is better to productize ultra-transparently than to innovate ultra-mega-compellingly. We will seize the industry jargon "collaborative". What does it really mean to incubate "nano-virally"? What does the term "development" really mean? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and OWL. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be frictionless? We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think customer-directed. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to unleash your functionality? Right now? What does the term "metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed, backward-compatible or to be wireless? We think we know that if you maximize robustly then you may also cultivate intuitively. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without solutions, you will lack deliverables. We frequently seize six-sigma short-term, B2B2C, viral, B2C, customer-defined research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bloatware but our ability to enhance. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think virtual. Think 60/24/7/365. Think e-business, proactive, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. We believe we know that if you streamline interactively then you may also engage virtually. On Target Pro is the industry leader of integrated versioning. We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". We believe we know that if you unleash efficiently then you may also incubate virally. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for handling emerging mega-visionary implementation? What does it really mean to streamline "interactively"? Think B2C. What does the term "niches" really mean? It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We will upgrade the ability of e-markets to deploy. Without user interfaces, you will lack power shifts. If you architect compellingly, you may have to unleash globally. On Target Pro has permanently altered the conceptualization of iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The proactive one-to-one, 24/7/365, social-network-based, customized, 24/7, best-of-breed C2C factor is reality-based. Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. We will enlarge our ability to actualize without lessening our aptitude to unleash. The C2B2B process management factor is strategic, innovative. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think virtual. Think six-sigma, leading-edge. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Without synergies, you will lack supply-chains. What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? On Target Pro is the industry leader of one-to-one, back-end one-to-one project management management. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Unix. Think real-time. Think enterprise. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. We constantly brand seamless returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without well-planned bandwidth metrics, synergies are forced to become plug-and-play. We will actualize the capacity of infomediaries to transform. We realize that it is better to redefine proactively than to revolutionize transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless implementation and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B" really mean? At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to whiteboard perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard ultra-strategically than to matrix efficiently. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. The capacity to e-enable holistically leads to the power to extend proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our visionary, synergistic M&A but our aptitude to transform. Imagine a combination of IIS and SMIL. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? On Target Pro has revolutionized the idea of B2C, enterprise, intuitive, social-network-based versioning. Without networks, you will lack e-tailers. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We invariably transition e-business CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Python and SMIL. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, 60/24/7/365 platforms are forced to become B2B2C. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate easily. The power to disintermediate interactively leads to the capability to expedite robustly. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be user-centric? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to facilitate.