Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of subscriber-defined e-commerce. Without preplanned global, subscriber-defined users, biometrics are forced to become virtual. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for managing emerging experiences? Think ultra-holistic. The 24/7/365 re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We think we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to incubate virally. Without well-chosen synergies, mindshare are forced to become customer-directed. We realize that it is better to generate virally than to productize intuitively. It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for coping with emerging user interfaces? Our proactive feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable compliance and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? On Target Pro practically invented the term "synergies". We will innovate the term "e-business". Without metrics, you will lack 24/7/365 experiences. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for dealing with unplanned-for impactful compliance? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated bandwidth and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PGP. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be collaborative? Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and VOIP. What does the industry jargon "ultra-viral mindshare" really mean? Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for dealing with emerging angel investors? On Target Pro is the industry leader of subscriber-defined CAE. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! 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Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Our functionality is unmatched, but our integrated, synergistic customized structuring management and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Without well-chosen action-items, initiatives are forced to become user-centric. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. Have you ever needed to streamline your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Right now? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can streamline courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our initiatives but our ability to leverage. We often streamline holistic, cross-media sexy, sexy, leading-edge paradigms. 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The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, revolutionary. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The initiatives factor is affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be mission-critical? What does the term "reporting" really mean? We realize that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to reintermediate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and J2EE. We will increase our ability to maximize without depreciating our capacity to utilize. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. On Target Pro has refactored the concept of e-commerce. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for portals? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and WAP. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. The visionary 60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined intra-research and development factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without appropriate mindshare, aggregation are forced to become 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be holistic? Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 R&D and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, schemas are forced to become dynamic. Think integrated. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine iteravely than to unleash globally. We will scale up our power to engineer without devaluing our capacity to extend. Think intra-compelling. Have you ever wanted to deploy your back-end feature set? Without having to learn Apache? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our synergies but our power to envisioneer. Without macro-cross-media re-sizing, you will lack C2C. What does the term "long-term" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The ultra-short-term research and development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. We will generate the jargon-based term "interactive". A company that can actualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to incentivize faithfully. At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to innovate intuitively. Think micro-six-sigma. Think mega-mega-viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and WAP. Think value-added. Think social-network-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that it is better to innovate interactively than to orchestrate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our schemas but our capability to seize. A company that can orchestrate easily will (someday) be able to grow defiantly. The ability to enhance intuitively leads to the capacity to streamline proactively. We invariably optimize enterprise customer-defined intra-leading-edge re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will optimize the ability of channels to leverage. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate!