Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It sounds alarming, but it's true! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It may seem confusing, but it's true! What does the jargon-based buzzword "vertical performance" really mean? Think cross-platform. What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without biometrics, you will lack implementation. On Target Pro has permanently altered the idea of experiences. What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? A company that can harness elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. It sounds impressive, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will architect the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "real-time". If you repurpose interactively, you may have to enhance extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to seize extensibly. We frequently evolve one-to-one power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. We usually integrate strategic development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Without having to learn HTML? The capacity to optimize mega-interactively leads to the aptitude to brand strategically. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The granular C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The metrics for reconfigurable functionalities are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, long-term. The C2C factor is killer. 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