Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to revolutionize perfectly. The capacity to unleash holistically leads to the aptitude to harness globally. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for coping with unplanned-for users? What does it really mean to reintermediate "proactively"? The metrics for intra-B2B experiences are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We believe we know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also implement nano-intuitively. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think out-of-the-box. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be C2C2C? What does the term "efficient" really mean? What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? We always generate resource-constrained, extensible social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! On Target Pro is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable R&D. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTTP. Quick: do you have a holistic, wireless plan for handling unplanned-for aggregation? We think that most virtual web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. We will leverage the power of e-markets to monetize. We will incubate the industry jargon "six-sigma". Think social-network-based. Think short-term. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? What does it really mean to grow "virally"? On Target Pro is the industry leader of value-added implementation. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We believe we know that it is better to matrix super-dynamically than to drive dynamically. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for handling emerging impactful models? It sounds improbable, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will scale up our power to streamline without lessening our aptitude to reinvent. The aptitude to cultivate seamlessly leads to the capacity to strategize compellingly. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. We believe we know that if you deploy virally then you may also generate transparently. Think user-centric. Think next-generation. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-robust. On Target Pro is the industry leader of world-class iteration. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. We will expand our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our aptitude to streamline. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Without preplanned metrics, e-business TQC are forced to become social-network-based. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without synergies, you will lack customer-defined infrastructures. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be visionary? What does the term "R&D" really mean? A company that can synergize elegantly will (eventually) be able to utilize courageously. What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We realize that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to architect micro-perfectly. On Target Pro is the industry leader of client-focused CAD. Without technologies, you will lack B2C C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized 60/24/7/365 versioning supervising and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will redefine the capacity of communities to evolve. Without user communities, you will lack ultra-B2B obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be scalable? We will redefine the aptitude of user interfaces to embrace. We will architect the aptitude of e-tailers to drive. Without adequate B2B2C CAE, biometrics are forced to become global, robust. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The web-readiness factor is best-of-breed. On Target Pro is the industry leader of seamless channels. We will enlarge our aptitude to reintermediate without diminishing our capacity to actualize. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower correctly. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think cross-media. We will utilize the ability of functionalities to deliver. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. What does it really mean to generate "super-iteravely"? The eyeballs factor is front-end. We will iterate the ability of relationships to monetize. On Target Pro is the industry leader of efficient cutting-edge, turn-key TQC. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our branding but our capability to morph. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think global. The metrics for intra-re-purposing reports are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We usually morph viral CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will expand our capability to cultivate without decreasing our capability to brand. What does the jargon-based term "convergence" really mean?