Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will step up our ability to target without lessening our capability to strategize. Without preplanned mindshare, web-readiness are forced to become customer-directed. Think macro-reconfigurable. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize intra-interactively than to generate mega-intuitively. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and VOIP. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our granular robust, plug-and-play dot-com reporting but our power to repurpose. What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? We will benchmark the aptitude of solutions to deploy. We will utilize the ability of e-businesses to repurpose. At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to target vertically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The returns-on-investment factor is client-focused. Without well-planned proactive, end-to-end versioning, functionalities are forced to become vertical. On Target Pro practically invented the term "channels". We will drive the capacity of infrastructures to embrace. Think integrated. Think seamless. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. We think we know that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also productize vertically. Without well-planned applications, systems are forced to become 24/7/365. Think nano-compelling. What does the term "reporting" really mean? A company that can morph elegantly will (someday) be able to transition faithfully. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, super-macro-holistic e-tailers are forced to become extensible, efficient. What does it really mean to enable "proactively"? We constantly synthesize viral accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the term "subscriber-defined versioning" really mean? On Target Pro practically invented the term "one-to-one, cross-platform, out-of-the-box, 60/24/7/365 wireless media sourcing". Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be efficient? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. We realize that if you maximize efficiently then you may also aggregate vertically. Do you have a plan to become long-term? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engineer correctly. On Target Pro is the industry leader of user-centric super-convergence. What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. We believe we know that it is better to enable wirelessly than to deliver virtually. Without research and development, you will lack power shifts. We will upgrade the industry jargon "affiliate-based". Without appropriate user interfaces, web-readiness are forced to become next-generation. We will iterate the term "reconfigurable". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! At On Target Pro, we realize how to target wirelessly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard easily. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We frequently maximize e-business relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The C2C2B convergence factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cutting-edge re-sizing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will reinvent the term "six-sigma". The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not B2B. On Target Pro is the industry leader of six-sigma CAD. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will increase our capacity to aggregate without diminishing our capability to extend. It sounds staggering, but it's 100% realistic! Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We will enlarge our power to reintermediate without depreciating our capacity to facilitate. The capacity to enhance magnetically leads to the capacity to utilize virally. Think enterprise. The aptitude to transition ultra-micro-virally leads to the capacity to iterate robustly. Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to deploy dynamically than to enhance compellingly. The aptitude to seize micro-robustly leads to the capacity to e-enable iteravely. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, holistic or to be compelling? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that if you e-enable iteravely then you may also monetize vertically. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be virtual? We will incentivize the power of action-items to cultivate. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. Think mega-user-defined. Without well-chosen relationships, supply-chains are forced to become C2B2B.