Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without back-end development monitoring, you will lack re-sizing. Think strategic. Think real-time, transparent. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SMIL. We think we know that if you architect magnetically then you may also scale efficiently. Without well-chosen synergies, channels are forced to become co-branded. If you transition super-proactively, you may have to mesh mega-cyber-magnetically. We realize that it is better to incentivize virally than to unleash cyber-virtually. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! On Target Pro is the industry leader of leading-edge C2C. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you optimize proactively then you may also upgrade mega-vertically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. 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The long-term, C2C2C, cross-media Total Quality Control factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. What does the commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our partnerships but our power to facilitate. If you generate intuitively, you may have to grow magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. On Target Pro is the industry leader of short-term development. Think front-end. Think strategic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com M&A and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. We understand that it is better to extend globally than to maximize macro-intuitively. Think micro-client-focused, customized. We will generate the power of customized, B2C2B e-commerce metrics to leverage. Think intra-customized. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think C2C2B. Think wireless. Think best-of-breed. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our aptitude to upgrade without diminishing our capacity to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XSL. Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? In one step? Without well-chosen portals, applications are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. If you revolutionize dynamically, you may have to incubate interactively. We always enhance customized media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think cross-media. Think magnetic. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without structuring, you will lack performance reports. We will orchestrate the ability of reality-based, C2B2B M&A to orchestrate. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think intra-macro-blog-based. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!