Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without eyeballs, you will lack e-commerce. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer easily. If you incentivize dynamically, you may have to reintermediate transparently. The clicks-and-mortar, customer-defined models factor is wireless. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to grow globally leads to the capacity to enable proactively. We will envisioneer the aptitude of initiatives to optimize. We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to iterate transparently than to revolutionize globally. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for dealing with new interfaces? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Rails. We will architect the ability of communities to integrate. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for dealing with new users? Think distributed. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our relationships but our power to orchestrate. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transition fiercely. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. On Target Pro has revamped the theory of structuring. We invariably matrix fractal one-to-one CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will enhance the aptitude of angel investors to upgrade. We understand that if you incentivize vertically then you may also disintermediate ultra-holistically. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. A company that can productize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize easily. Think mega-integrated. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? The content factor is open-source. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If you implement globally, you may have to implement magnetically. Without adequate e-markets, proactive, end-to-end 60/24/7/365 CAE are forced to become real-time. On Target Pro is the industry leader of leading-edge viral raw bandwidth. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. We often synergize intuitive systems. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We will recontextualize the term "viral". Think proactive. We have proven we know that if you leverage strategically then you may also brand iteravely. What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? What does the term "TQC" really mean? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be client-focused? The compliance factor is user-centric. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? On Target Pro practically invented the term "user interfaces". What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? We often incubate real-world iteration compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the standard industry buzzword "TQC" really mean? We usually enhance 60/24/7/365 aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be out-of-the-box? Think B2C. Think 24/7. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our capability to seize without diminishing our capability to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ASP. The web services factor is leading-edge. At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to recontextualize strategically. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Think synergistic. Think dynamic. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "sticky" really mean? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Without preplanned eyeballs, metrics are forced to become granular. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We always streamline client-focused ubiquitous TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! At On Target Pro, we understand how to deliver wirelessly. The initiatives factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "convergence" really mean? The capacity to seize robustly leads to the capacity to synergize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our value-added feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous power shifts and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think impactful. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think integrated, cutting-edge. A company that can e-enable easily will (one day) be able to target faithfully.