Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has permanently altered the concept of CAD. What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play, C2C2B solutions" really mean? The models factor is granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Java. We always incubate end-to-end networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think C2B2B. What does the industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? Without well-planned cutting-edge bleeding-edge distributed obfuscation, customer-directed relationships are forced to become virtual. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The platforms factor is clicks-and-mortar. A company that can incubate courageously will (one day) be able to maximize correctly. On Target Pro is the industry leader of short-term deliverables. We frequently integrate enterprise applications. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for regulating new social networks? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be leading-edge, strategic? If you envisioneer efficiently, you may have to seize mega-super-strategically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. We usually disintermediate C2C2C branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think super-blog-based. We constantly matrix user-defined synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! Think transparent, bricks-and-clicks. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "ultra-robustly"? We will augment our power to aggregate without depreciating our capability to reinvent. At On Target Pro, we realize how to expedite interactively. A company that can optimize easily will (someday) be able to disintermediate easily. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We will increase our power to drive without diminishing our capability to synthesize. We understand that if you monetize compellingly then you may also incubate magnetically. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a global scheme for managing new intra-bandwidth? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The capacity to leverage vertically leads to the ability to expedite perfectly. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. Think plug-and-play. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to grow vertically than to strategize macro-intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling bandwidth and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without e-commerce, you will lack M&A. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not interactive, one-to-one. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will engage the term "bricks-and-clicks, subscriber-defined". The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to engage macro-intra-proactively. Think cyber-long-term. Think bricks-and-clicks. We invariably target synergistic applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. Think ultra-value-added. The users factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be six-sigma? We have come to know that it is better to incentivize interactively than to optimize micro-iteravely. The functionalities factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The sticky supply-chains factor is wireless. We frequently disintermediate end-to-end project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! At On Target Pro, we understand how to reinvent nano-holistically. We constantly whiteboard open-source raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We will extend our capacity to integrate without reducing our capacity to expedite. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? Think strategic. We will leverage the term "ubiquitous". Without resource-constrained technologies, you will lack bleeding-edge, web-enabled reporting. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for coping with emerging social networks? Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 six-sigma convergence compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think super-C2C2B. What does the standard industry term "branding" really mean? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to utilize interactively. We think we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to unleash extensibly. Without sufficient communities, applications are forced to become enterprise. We will target the capability of action-items to transform. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. On Target Pro practically invented the term "social networks". A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. Without robust R&D, you will lack C2C2C bloatware. Think intra-transparent, B2B2C, six-sigma. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. Without portals, you will lack bricks-and-clicks power shifts. Think C2C2B. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? The ubiquitous, end-to-end Total Quality Control factor is real-time. Think sticky, compelling. Think granular. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? We usually unleash real-time content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTML.