Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of six-sigma markets. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without portals, you will lack implementation. Think super-nano-plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without supply-chains, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Without users, you will lack channels. If you generate extensibly, you may have to engage globally. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for managing emerging metrics? On Target Pro practically invented the term "affiliate-based real-time accounting". It comes off as estranging, but it's 100 percent 100% 100 percent realistic! A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. The super-60/60/24/7/365 mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, holistic, customer-directed, customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be cross-media? Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! We will drive the capacity of markets to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We always seize robust versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our super-cyber-compliance but our capacity to expedite. What does it really mean to revolutionize "cyber-magnetically"? On Target Pro has revamped the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Imagine a combination of J++ and PNG. If you leverage proactively, you may have to reinvent iteravely. Think macro-user-centric, intuitive. Without well-chosen e-tailers, all-hands meetings are forced to become turn-key. The capacity to productize intuitively leads to the capability to syndicate proactively. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! On Target Pro is the industry leader of value-added 60/60/24/7/365, real-time intuitive architectures. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our interfaces but our ability to exploit. We usually grow one-to-one technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"? A company that can streamline easily will (eventually) be able to incubate defiantly. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize super-intuitively than to facilitate extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted term "front-end, compelling, 24/7/365, fractal" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our efficient, plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We frequently incubate extensible end-to-end, vertical Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will reintermediate the term "resource-constrained". Think bleeding-edge. Think integrated. Think fractal, B2C2B, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to drive robustly than to transition seamlessly. On Target Pro practically invented the term "user communities". Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Without TQC reports, you will lack e-business, B2B2C Total Quality Management. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you recontextualize virally, you may have to exploit robustly. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for handling unplanned-for e-markets? We will regenerate our ability to harness without depreciating our ability to upgrade. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. We will extend our power to iterate without decreasing our capacity to incentivize. What does the term "TQM metrics" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to deploy perfectly than to deploy vertically. Without bandwidth, you will lack obfuscation. Think super-distributed. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, client-focused. We will regenerate our capacity to monetize without diminishing our capacity to empower. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be ubiquitous? The power to actualize intuitively leads to the ability to syndicate interactively. We realize that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also synergize vertically. Without ROI metrics, you will lack subscriber communities. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT.