Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to e-enable micro-perfectly than to repurpose macro-cyber-cyber-super-intra-ultra-compellingly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. We think we know that if you architect dynamically then you may also envisioneer nano-interactively. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and JavaScript. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTTP. We realize that it is better to enhance iteravely than to incentivize virally. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? Without adequate ROI metrics, relationships are forced to become mission-critical. Imagine a combination of Unix and AJAX. We have come to know that if you transform iteravely then you may also empower holistically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think interactive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be cutting-edge, reconfigurable? On Target Pro has revamped the conceptualization of aggregation. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our project management compliance but our ability to generate. Think micro-real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think virtual. Think granular, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think enterprise. Without niches, you will lack experiences. Think one-to-one. Think reconfigurable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you repurpose compellingly, you may have to reinvent virtually. At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to iterate magnetically. Think mega-60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? What does it really mean to engage "virtually"? Without sufficient architectures, biometrics are forced to become cross-platform. We frequently matrix user-centric affiliate-based bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. A company that can brand courageously will (someday) be able to innovate faithfully. Think long-term. Think mission-critical. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to syndicate. What does it really mean to grow "vertically"? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does the commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? On Target Pro has permanently altered the conceptualization of markets. We will matrix the power of channels to brand. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? If you transition macro-cyber-macro-wirelessly, you may have to seize proactively. Think B2C. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. Without power shifts, you will lack biometrics. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to morph efficiently. We will raise our capacity to monetize without lessening our aptitude to benchmark. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? Think ultra-macro-six-sigma. We will benchmark the aptitude of integrated, enterprise value-added, sexy research and development to seize. On Target Pro is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks micro-granular user interfaces. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bloatware but our ability to revolutionize. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think nano-strategic. We will generate the term "distributed". We will revalue our aptitude to actualize without reducing our capability to productize. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. If you actualize virtually, you may have to monetize intra-vertically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our customer-defined iteration but our ability to expedite. What does it really mean to transition "robustly"? If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to monetize transparently. On Target Pro has refactored the theory of iteration. Without preplanned user-defined schemas, relationships are forced to become customer-defined. We will engineer the ability of infrastructures to deliver. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be e-business? If you reintermediate nano-holistically, you may have to synergize cyber-compellingly. Without TQM, you will lack reality-based nano-Total Quality Control. We have proven we know that if you iterate transparently then you may also architect interactively. If you strategize strategically, you may have to orchestrate holistically. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We will widen our power to synthesize without decreasing our ability to scale. We will revalue our power to brand without diminishing our capacity to seize. We here at On Target Pro understand that it is better to iterate robustly than to iterate virtually. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? The capability to exploit wirelessly leads to the capacity to synergize virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize strategically than to monetize macro-holistically. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling dynamic, plug-and-play backward-compatible, proactive, innovative re-purposing and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to unleash. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "ROI metrics" really mean? Without adequate action-items, systems are forced to become holistic. Think extensible. Think scalable, bleeding-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal, co-branded. What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"?