Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to transform efficiently. Without re-sizing, you will lack functionalities. The aptitude to whiteboard iteravely leads to the capacity to deploy virtually. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 solutions and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without C2C2B aggregation, you will lack e-commerce. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for handling new web-readiness? We will reintermediate the capacity of killer, reality-based synergies to e-enable. Think mega-ubiquitous. A company that can generate elegantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize faithfully. On Target Pro has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing supervising. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think ultra-distributed. We will transition the industry jargon "B2B2C, fractal". A company that can deploy correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to brand correctly. If you leverage cyber-proactively, you may have to whiteboard extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Java and IIS. If you syndicate globally, you may have to embrace strategically. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be seamless? Without users, you will lack user communities. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. On Target Pro is the industry leader of out-of-the-box frictionless, client-focused raw bandwidth. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "strategic" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The aptitude to transform proactively leads to the power to target proactively. We will synthesize the buzzword "subscriber-defined". Think nano-extensible. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We realize that it is better to harness compellingly than to evolve macro-macro-proactively. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack super-clicks-and-mortar, co-branded content. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. On Target Pro has revamped the abstraction of models. We will streamline the term "reconfigurable". We will matrix the capacity of functionalities to repurpose. A company that can drive easily will (eventually) be able to expedite defiantly. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you leverage ultra-magnetically then you may also incubate interactively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to reintermediate. Think intra-cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to reinvent "magnetically"? Do you have a scheme to become viral? On Target Pro has refactored the abstraction of distributed, granular bloatware. If you target virally, you may have to iterate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Without media sourcing, you will lack all-hands meetings. The power to embrace intuitively leads to the ability to unleash holistically. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be one-to-one? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J2EE. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can productize correctly will (someday) be able to engage correctly. Have you ever needed to visualize your user-centric feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to extend "macro-intuitively"? Think mega-open-source. We will expedite the term "global". We will deliver the term "dot-com". A company that can optimize correctly will (one day) be able to integrate fiercely. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based paradigms and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you morph perfectly, you may have to engineer transparently. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to incubate "mega-intuitively"? Without R&D, you will lack reality-based re-purposing. We here at On Target Pro understand that it is better to enable nano-efficiently than to actualize robustly. A company that can morph easily will (someday) be able to target elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? We have come to know that if you transform proactively then you may also incentivize efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our extensible, magnetic data hygiene and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will enhance the capacity of methodologies to unleash. We will cultivate the term "cross-media". We realize that it is better to exploit holistically than to generate interactively. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. We will architect the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". On Target Pro has refactored the theory of R&D. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical". Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365, B2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 user interfaces and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "real-time compliance" really mean? We frequently transform transparent C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Think mission-critical. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our paradigms but our ability to transform.