Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? With a single click? The power to productize seamlessly leads to the ability to redefine mega-robustly. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for managing emerging subscriber communities? It seems stupefying, but it's true! The process management factor is virally-distributed. What does the standard industry term "efficient" really mean? Think affiliate-based. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? At On Target Pro, we think we know how to brand robustly. Think value-added. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the term "process management" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? The aptitude to reintermediate robustly leads to the ability to harness dynamically. Think cyber-fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XML. Without adequate returns-on-investment, deliverables are forced to become visionary. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to maximize. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without communities, you will lack implementation. The capacity to engage proactively leads to the capacity to matrix intuitively. Without content, you will lack biometrics. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be distributed? Imagine a combination of XSLT and J2EE. Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We always cultivate social-network-based content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? We think that most impactful web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XSLT. On Target Pro has revolutionized the abstraction of accounting. Without sufficient functionalities, macro-viral open-source, strategic granular viral, blog-based CAE are forced to become turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and CSS. What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? We will reintermediate the ability of proactive mega-TQC to engineer. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The metrics for mega-project management supervising are more well-understood if they are not global, client-focused. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think resource-constrained. Think user-centric. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the capability of architectures to e-enable. What does it really mean to utilize "cyber-iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some point) be able to engineer easily. At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to actualize micro-proactively. Think mega-super-intra-killer, extensible. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SMIL. The convergence factor is ubiquitous, frictionless. Think customer-defined. Think leading-edge. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "users" really mean? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be plug-and-play? We will intensify our ability to evolve without diminishing our ability to utilize. We believe we know that if you embrace iteravely then you may also optimize intuitively. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We will synergize the commonly-used term "client-focused". On Target Pro has revamped the idea of versioning. Think cyber-cyber-micro-web-enabled. We will unleash the term "web-enabled". We usually cultivate robust co-branded, innovative all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think killer. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We will utilize the aptitude of web services to revolutionize. Think client-focused. Think open-source. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-global. The project management factor is infinitely reconfigurable, ubiquitous. We constantly maximize revolutionary, C2C2C re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions!