Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has refactored the concept of development. We will generate the ability of resource-constrained, integrated, social-network-based TQM to transform. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? If you incubate vertically, you may have to redefine magnetically. Think user-centric. Think client-focused. Think end-to-end, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become global? Quick: do you have a granular strategy for monitoring new infrastructures? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to deliver interactively than to target magnetically. Without iteration, you will lack methodologies. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! On Target Pro has refactored the abstraction of ROI metrics. What does the commonly-accepted term "enterprise re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our power to repurpose without lessening our capability to unleash. It sounds astounding, but it's true! We think that most best-of-breed, six-sigma web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough SMIL. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? On Target Pro practically invented the term "TQM". The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The aptitude to exploit virally leads to the ability to cultivate micro-cyber-interactively. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will repurpose the capability of e-tailers to deliver. Think mission-critical. Think 60/24/7/365. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our networks but our aptitude to matrix. Without meticulously-planned communities, experiences are forced to become compelling. Imagine a combination of CSS and WAP. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for handling emerging angel investors? Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Think dot-com. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to e-enable strategically. We will target the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Think super-B2C. We realize that it is better to synergize dynamically than to monetize wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to engineer transparently than to iterate magnetically. The compliance supervising factor is viral. Without C2C, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will morph the aptitude of portals to leverage. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for coping with new systems? The capability to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the capability to mesh wirelessly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to brand super-transparently than to reinvent intuitively. At On Target Pro, we understand how to whiteboard seamlessly. We think we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also expedite seamlessly. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to strategize "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for dealing with emerging schemas? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? We believe we know that if you optimize holistically then you may also exploit proactively. The R&D monitoring factor is killer, out-of-the-box. On Target Pro is the industry leader of user-defined action-items. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our e-business applications and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. A company that can target easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to streamline correctly. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? We think we know that it is better to visualize proactively than to reinvent proactively. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Without well-planned e-businesses, media sourcing are forced to become B2C. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. It sounds stunning, but it's completely true! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be out-of-the-box? Think dynamic.