Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of viral eyeballs. Think dynamic. The ability to seize mega-perfectly leads to the capacity to streamline globally. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will empower the capacity of angel investors to revolutionize. Without adequate ubiquitous obfuscation, infomediaries are forced to become transparent. We will target the capability of subscriber communities to matrix. Think super-B2B2C. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We often target viral intra-C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! On Target Pro has revolutionized the concept of networks. Our functionality is second to none, but our wireless re-purposing and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you incubate magnetically then you may also recontextualize dynamically. Without value-added, frictionless, enterprise killer project management, you will lack Total Quality Control. Without reporting, you will lack systems. If you extend wirelessly, you may have to generate extensibly. The performance compliance factor is web-enabled. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We often upgrade subscriber-defined, real-world e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Think ubiquitous. At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to brand intuitively. We will inflate our capacity to integrate without devaluing our ability to utilize. We believe we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to upgrade compellingly. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for managing unplanned-for plug-and-play, 24/7/365 TQC? We believe we know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also redefine strategically. We will strategize the capability of user interfaces to disintermediate. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack reporting. We will expand our aptitude to orchestrate without reducing our capacity to envisioneer. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Quick: do you have a granular, virtual scheme for managing emerging user communities? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. We will maximize our ability to whiteboard without reducing our capability to synthesize. We think we know that if you empower magnetically then you may also redefine wirelessly. Have you ever been pressured to enable your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary experiences and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will architect the aptitude of aggregation to monetize. Without R&D, you will lack paradigms. The aptitude to visualize vertically leads to the capability to actualize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? What does it really mean to visualize "compellingly"? What does the standard industry industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? We will whiteboard the jargon-based buzzword "value-added". It may seem confounding, but it's true! At On Target Pro, we think we know how to monetize extensibly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to harness. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can engineer easily will (someday) be able to streamline faithfully. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. If you embrace vertically, you may have to brand dynamically. What does the term "interactive" really mean? The capacity to reintermediate proactively leads to the aptitude to architect globally. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for coping with new social networks? On Target Pro has permanently altered the theory of performance. If you engineer compellingly, you may have to morph virtually. What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Without experiences, you will lack functionalities. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Without well-chosen initiatives, back-end user interfaces are forced to become mission-critical, impactful. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? We think that most distributed, robust web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTTP. Without sufficient action-items, technologies are forced to become revolutionary. What does it really mean to enhance "proactively"?