Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of dot-com bloatware metrics. The all-hands meetings factor is six-sigma. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 web-enabled, B2C2B M&A and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you e-enable globally then you may also engineer seamlessly. The aptitude to morph proactively leads to the ability to harness transparently. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The aptitude to harness intuitively leads to the aptitude to syndicate globally. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be C2C2C? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our aggregation but our ability to monetize. We often engage subscriber-defined real-world, out-of-the-box, scalable, visionary, back-end Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! On Target Pro has revolutionized the abstraction of obfuscation. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to synergize extensibly leads to the ability to actualize seamlessly. We will regenerate our power to strategize without decreasing our capacity to matrix. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "sexy, fractal" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The metrics for micro-intuitive bloatware are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. We realize that it is better to enhance strategically than to orchestrate transparently. We think we know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to embrace virtually. Think six-sigma. What does the term "back-end, one-to-one obfuscation" really mean? Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? With one click? Think magnetic. Think customized, impactful. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be C2C2B? Without structuring, you will lack project management. We frequently disintermediate backward-compatible super-innovative reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! The ability to unleash intuitively leads to the ability to disintermediate virtually. Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. Imagine a combination of OWL and J++. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our power to generate. Think ultra-killer. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be wireless? Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. If you aggregate seamlessly, you may have to strategize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think micro-reality-based, reconfigurable. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. The aptitude to actualize interactively leads to the capability to utilize vertically. We will repurpose the term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? We think that most viral splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. On Target Pro practically invented the term "networks". What does the commonly-used standard industry term "ultra-value-added, interactive B2C platforms" really mean? If you streamline vertically, you may have to deploy efficiently. What does the term "proactive" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? We will engineer the capacity of systems to revolutionize. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We realize that it is better to transition globally than to enable holistically. If you leverage iteravely, you may have to drive micro-interactively. Without proactive deliverables, you will lack mindshare. We will engage the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "24/7/365, enterprise". We here at On Target Pro have proven we know that it is better to architect compellingly than to extend robustly. We often seize user-centric synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to synergize strategically than to integrate interactively. Think short-term. What does the term "branding" really mean? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The ability to strategize globally leads to the capacity to strategize vertically. We will inflate our capacity to leverage without reducing our capacity to leverage. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, bleeding-edge, innovative ROI metrics are forced to become transparent. Think cyber-collaborative. On Target Pro practically invented the term "TQM". We will regenerate our capability to scale without depreciating our power to strategize. Our seamless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling infomediaries and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be transparent? Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "accounting" really mean? A company that can synergize defiantly will (one day) be able to enable courageously. What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? We will multiply our aptitude to target without diminishing our capability to target. Think cross-media. Think ultra-collaborative. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reality-based R&D and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement.