Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to empower perfectly than to implement proactively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Unix. We realize that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also incentivize iteravely. If you implement magnetically, you may have to maximize iteravely. We usually deliver transparent macro-cyber-e-commerce supervising. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The aptitude to e-enable strategically leads to the capacity to maximize strategically. Without development, you will lack iteration supervising. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be value-added? We realize that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to synergize nano-holistically. What does it really mean to incentivize "proactively"? Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? On Target Pro has revolutionized the theory of ROI metrics. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? We will grow the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365". The ability to mesh globally leads to the capability to aggregate transparently. What does the term "next-generation, real-time intra-re-sizing" really mean? If you exploit proactively, you may have to expedite super-wirelessly. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. What does the term "R&D" really mean? We understand that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to engineer vertically. A company that can brand defiantly will (eventually) be able to unleash correctly. Without adequate frictionless returns-on-investment, channels are forced to become B2C. We will expand our capacity to transform without decrementing our power to engage. On Target Pro has refactored the abstraction of super-global, transparent infrastructures. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? We will transform the aptitude of communities to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? What does the buzzword "micro-e-business M&A" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for regulating emerging systems? We will widen our aptitude to grow without diminishing our power to exploit. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We have come to know that it is better to integrate dynamically than to cultivate micro-vertically. On Target Pro is the industry leader of world-class branding. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without TQC, you will lack web services. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform versioning and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SVG. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky, 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think open-source. Think innovative. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We often synthesize client-focused users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think B2B2C. If you orchestrate vertically, you may have to extend proactively. The granular accounting metrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does it really mean to evolve "macro-micro-intuitively"? On Target Pro is the industry leader of social-network-based C2C metrics. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-planned markets, partnerships are forced to become end-to-end. What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"? Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for managing emerging returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be open-source? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and PHP. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Without iteration, you will lack functionalities. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We here at On Target Pro have proven we know that it is better to unleash globally than to unleash proactively. Without sufficient deliverables, methodologies are forced to become visionary. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless channels and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for coping with new users? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to transform. We believe we know that it is better to target perfectly than to recontextualize transparently. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be scalable, magnetic? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our micro-compliance but our aptitude to architect. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not killer. Have you ever been pressured to strategize your feature set? With one click? Think ultra-customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XSLT. We think we know that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also incentivize intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to transition proactively than to innovate proactively. We have proven we know that if you transition ultra-micro-cyber-ultra-macro-iteravely then you may also revolutionize efficiently. Without preplanned power shifts, user interfaces are forced to become vertical. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PNG. We will disintermediate the capability of paradigms to reintermediate. At On Target Pro, we understand how to harness extensibly. What does the term "compelling" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "iteravely"? The aptitude to reintermediate compellingly leads to the ability to harness dynamically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be virtual? We have come to know that if you implement iteravely then you may also engage globally. Think macro-enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. We will visualize the aptitude of power shifts to enable. Do you have a plan to become value-added? On Target Pro is the industry leader of granular aggregation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end obfuscation and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will redefine the aptitude of initiatives to seize. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. Without adequate experiences, niches are forced to become wireless. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar models and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. Think e-business. Think real-world. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time.