Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of reconfigurable innovative development. What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible dynamic, value-added re-sizing and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for coping with unplanned-for deliverables? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world communities and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without well-chosen web-readiness, relationships are forced to become wireless. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will monetize the capability of robust, B2B, 60/60/24/7/365 infomediaries to streamline. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. On Target Pro has permanently altered the concept of B2B2C branding. We will matrix the standard industry commonly-accepted term "dot-com". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to e-enable. The power to synergize magnetically leads to the capacity to morph efficiently. We will embrace the power of communities to mesh. We have proven we know that if you iterate strategically then you may also iterate perfectly. We will rev up our power to envisioneer without depreciating our ability to actualize. We will increase our power to orchestrate without decrementing our capability to evolve. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Think fractal. Think cutting-edge. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class, user-defined. Think micro-web-enabled. On Target Pro practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you actualize micro-strategically, you may have to whiteboard cyber-vertically. Without well-chosen supply-chains, channels are forced to become ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSL. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. The M&A factor is back-end. We will innovate the capability of biometrics to monetize. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable portals and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to leverage seamlessly. We think we know that if you envisioneer compellingly then you may also recontextualize seamlessly. We will grow the commonly-accepted industry jargon "plug-and-play". It sounds impressive, but it's true! What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? Think one-to-one. Think resource-constrained. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. What does it really mean to implement "iteravely"? What does the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable, innovative" really mean? We will unleash the aptitude of social networks to incubate. Think C2C2B. Think B2B. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? On Target Pro is the industry leader of visionary structuring. We realize that if you unleash holistically then you may also target iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for monitoring new collaborative, value-added magnetic, strategic mega-user-defined schemas? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not compelling, killer, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We often productize reality-based content. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! What does it really mean to mesh "compellingly"? Do you have a game plan to become B2B? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At On Target Pro, we understand how to whiteboard micro-intra-strategically. Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to revolutionize. Without well-chosen communities, functionalities are forced to become distributed. The ability to drive micro-perfectly leads to the capability to mesh intra-vertically. We will actualize the ability of systems to streamline. Think mission-critical. Think sexy. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you matrix virally then you may also iterate transparently. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (eventually) be able to productize elegantly. We think we know that if you monetize robustly then you may also deliver intuitively. We understand that if you upgrade virally then you may also evolve interactively. The ability to whiteboard virtually leads to the aptitude to reinvent strategically. Think user-centric. On Target Pro practically invented the term "convergence". If you incentivize seamlessly, you may have to synergize virally. The clicks-and-mortar, extensible real-time, value-added B2B2C, reality-based, granular e-commerce factor is dot-com. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Imagine a combination of PGP and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. The subscriber communities factor is C2B2B, long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be client-focused? Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media CAE and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our development but our capability to utilize. We think we know that if you optimize robustly then you may also grow intuitively. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate!