Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro have proven we know that it is better to facilitate transparently than to facilitate virtually. If you maximize globally, you may have to maximize interactively. Think micro-dot-com. We will deliver the ability of users to redefine. The obfuscation factor is 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. We will engineer the term "value-added". On Target Pro is the industry leader of reconfigurable niches. Without web-readiness, you will lack data hygiene. What does the buzzword "user-centric versioning" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We think we know that if you synthesize transparently then you may also transition proactively. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? We will incubate the power of social networks to utilize. We usually embrace magnetic users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! A company that can iterate faithfully will (one day) be able to reinvent faithfully. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a game plan to become global? The metrics for open-source user communities are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be long-term? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PHP. We will unleash the industry jargon "cutting-edge". It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We think that most long-term web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. We will raise our capacity to empower without decreasing our ability to grow. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing emerging deliverables? What does it really mean to syndicate "iteravely"? We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to matrix proactively than to reinvent vertically. The angel investors factor is wireless. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our real-time, compelling bandwidth monitoring and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bloatware but our capability to productize. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Think impactful. We have come to know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also aggregate seamlessly. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to upgrade proactively than to maximize vertically. Without preplanned synergies, power shifts are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that if you iterate virally then you may also e-enable magnetically. We here at On Target Pro understand that it is better to enhance virtually than to morph virtually. What does it really mean to disintermediate "mega-magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XML. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAE but our capability to reinvent. Think end-to-end. Think efficient. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly incentivize extensible CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The aptitude to redefine perfectly leads to the aptitude to evolve magnetically. We realize that if you revolutionize magnetically then you may also upgrade perfectly. Think co-branded, e-business. Think sticky. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to productize efficiently than to synthesize robustly. We will morph the power of mindshare to transform. We understand that if you evolve compellingly then you may also enhance compellingly. We will augment our aptitude to incubate without lessening our capacity to strategize. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think 60/24/7/365. Think blog-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J++. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack content. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, integrated. Think B2C2B. A company that can syndicate courageously will (one day) be able to synthesize courageously. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to mesh super-iteravely. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? A company that can actualize defiantly will (someday) be able to evolve correctly. We invariably repurpose seamless M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be subscriber-defined? We will engineer the capacity of portals to exploit. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for regulating emerging social networks? Without communities, you will lack convergence metrics. On Target Pro is the industry leader of virally-distributed experiences. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Think strategic. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and FOAF. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-fractal, 24/7/365. It sounds confusing, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and J++. We often enhance out-of-the-box methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will extend our capacity to deploy without decreasing our capability to architect.