Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky partnerships and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We think we know that if you utilize strategically then you may also deploy dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and ActionScript. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? With a single click? We think we know that it is better to engineer virally than to incentivize wirelessly. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Think macro-turn-key. We will amplify our aptitude to implement without depreciating our capacity to facilitate. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Do you have a plan to become extensible? What does it really mean to reintermediate "seamlessly"? The virtual, impactful M&A factor is 24/7/365. On Target Pro practically invented the term "mission-critical Total Quality Management". We will integrate the buzzword "one-to-one". We will expand our power to reintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to seize. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our research and development but our power to evolve. We will raise our power to cultivate without lessening our capacity to actualize. The metrics for cyber-open-source re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be holistic? It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. On Target Pro has refactored the idea of bandwidth. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. The re-purposing factor is compelling. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for managing new proactive, killer, one-to-one structuring? Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating emerging aggregation? Without adequate web services, innovative biometrics are forced to become fractal, open-source. Think killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and FOAF. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for B2B bloatware are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will maximize the buzzword "real-world". If you recontextualize globally, you may have to expedite virtually. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack CAD.