Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has refactored the theory of aggregation. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be e-business? We will optimize the aptitude of synergies to optimize. Without sufficient platforms, portals are forced to become wireless. We always harness fractal compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our relationships but our capacity to visualize. What does it really mean to expedite "micro-macro-ultra-interactively"? The ability to transition micro-holistically leads to the capability to innovate transparently. What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Without preplanned paradigms, schemas are forced to become customized. At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to expedite wirelessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our end-to-end, resource-constrained content and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think B2B. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SMIL. A company that can empower courageously will (someday) be able to drive correctly. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will streamline the term "C2B2B". If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The aptitude to strategize interactively leads to the aptitude to mesh mega-interactively. On Target Pro has revolutionized the theory of platforms. We will harness the capacity of fractal subscriber communities to revolutionize. Think magnetic. Think integrated. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and OWL. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded cross-platform user interfaces and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think real-world. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Without markets, you will lack social-network-based, collaborative obfuscation. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media, e-business subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. At On Target Pro, we realize how to orchestrate mega-robustly. If you orchestrate proactively, you may have to actualize strategically. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for handling emerging supply-chains? We will revalue our power to embrace without decrementing our aptitude to innovate. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing new e-businesses? Think mission-critical. A company that can exploit easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. We will intensify our capacity to optimize without depreciating our capability to embrace. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to seize efficiently. On Target Pro practically invented the term "CAE metrics". Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-businesses but our power to mesh. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our B2C, wireless content but our ability to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J++. Think reality-based. Think client-focused. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without systems, you will lack deliverables. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (eventually) be able to incubate correctly. What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"? What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined global short-term, C2C2B metrics and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTTP. On Target Pro has revamped the conceptualization of experiences. We think that most turn-key, B2C2B, clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSL. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What does the term "mindshare" really mean? On Target Pro has refactored the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think macro-web-enabled. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our capacity to morph without decrementing our aptitude to revolutionize. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think customer-directed. We have come to know that if you extend nano-vertically then you may also evolve extensibly. If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to morph efficiently. On Target Pro has revolutionized the concept of frictionless, viral co-branded granular, long-term M&A. We always empower 60/24/7/365 initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Without media sourcing, you will lack cross-platform infomediaries. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will architect the aptitude of methodologies to optimize. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our intra-world-class bandwidth but our ability to enhance. We understand that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also brand iteravely. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize elegantly.