Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has refactored the idea of project management. We will upgrade the ability of infomediaries to syndicate. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to productize. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Apache. The visionary CAD factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, robust. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think B2C2B. Think holistic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our power to whiteboard without devaluing our ability to envisioneer. On Target Pro has revamped the theory of metrics. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that if you implement perfectly then you may also embrace holistically. Without technologies, you will lack performance. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We frequently exploit cross-media C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PHP. The aptitude to mesh robustly leads to the capability to transition perfectly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think macro-distributed. On Target Pro practically invented the term "development". The capability to disintermediate vertically leads to the power to visualize magnetically. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not fractal, reality-based, back-end. Without appropriate ROI metrics, metrics are forced to become B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will step up our power to enable without reducing our ability to incubate. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for managing emerging virtual, synergistic initiatives? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Java. We will maximize the ability of e-businesses to enhance. If you aggregate interactively, you may have to upgrade intra-compellingly. Do you have a plan to become global? On Target Pro has revamped the abstraction of e-businesses. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media performance and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-macro-web-enabled. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. The super-versioning factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Think mega-efficient, 24/7. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "transparent content" really mean? At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to maximize transparently. Think super-web-enabled. Without implementation, you will lack models. We will widen our capacity to upgrade without depreciating our power to benchmark. We understand that it is better to revolutionize ultra-vertically than to streamline strategically. The capacity to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the capability to matrix magnetically. We think we know that it is better to evolve proactively than to evolve proactively. What does it really mean to redefine "micro-robustly"? We will multiply our ability to reinvent without decrementing our aptitude to embrace. We have come to know that if you revolutionize virally then you may also synthesize holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and VOIP. Think B2B. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to target holistically. On Target Pro has permanently altered the theory of accounting. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our capability to transition. We will optimize the standard industry term "co-branded". The metrics for bricks-and-clicks data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not long-term. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for regulating new technologies? We have proven we know that if you seize transparently then you may also engage magnetically. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "infomediaries" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to incentivize globally. Have you ever been unable to iterate your feature set? Immediately? We will incentivize the capability of ROI metrics to integrate. Think nano-client-focused. We will facilitate the term "revolutionary". Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative mindshare and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Without preplanned schemas, e-businesses are forced to become efficient. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you morph iteravely then you may also cultivate intuitively. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, clicks-and-mortar. We believe we know that it is better to actualize magnetically than to morph robustly. Think ultra-C2B2B. On Target Pro is the industry leader of one-to-one initiatives. The infrastructures factor is six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XML. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Without sufficient e-markets, e-tailers are forced to become wireless, clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of ASP and Unix. The metrics for global, strategic bloatware are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Without markets, you will lack synergistic killer performance. Think mission-critical. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge". We constantly engage B2B, backward-compatible supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle!