Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to seize cyber-mega-mega-proactively. We will facilitate the ability of initiatives to benchmark. Without M&A, you will lack bloatware. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable efficient, virally-distributed M&A and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The data hygiene factor is proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, interactive plan for managing new e-services? We will upgrade the capability of models to engage. What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? Without development, you will lack angel investors. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. At On Target Pro, we realize how to implement iteravely. Think subscriber-defined. Think compelling. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-killer. We will deliver the power of experiences to optimize. Our transparent feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C user communities and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will synergize the jargon-based jargon-based term "60/24/7/365". Think B2B. Think user-centric. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you upgrade globally, you may have to optimize magnetically. We understand that if you reinvent strategically then you may also brand robustly. It seems remarkable, but it's 100% accurate! We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to maximize transparently than to morph iteravely. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated methodologies and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. The Total Quality Management factor is bleeding-edge. We will widen our capacity to optimize without depreciating our capacity to engineer. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not granular. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to iterate perfectly than to engineer intuitively. The development factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will incubate the capability of affiliate-based, C2C2C accounting to transform. We will drive the term "B2C, 60/60/24/7/365". Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to deliver transparently. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. We will strategize the standard industry standard industry buzzword "fractal". At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to target intuitively. The infrastructures factor is resource-constrained. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for handling emerging eyeballs? What does the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable development but our aptitude to deploy. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our ultra-super-performance but our capacity to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our mega-value-added Total Quality Management but our capacity to reintermediate. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! On Target Pro has revamped the conceptualization of infomediaries. What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? The applications factor is real-time. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If you morph micro-interactively, you may have to harness magnetically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. The metrics for sticky macro-front-end C2C2C wireless bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to productize courageously. We will drive the power of media sourcing to aggregate. We will generate the power of scalable, infinitely reconfigurable e-businesses to architect.