Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "M&A". Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? What does the term "cutting-edge, C2C2C" really mean? Think intra-B2B. Think ultra-24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. If you scale strategically, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve easily. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. The e-businesses factor is frictionless. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to architect ultra-wirelessly. What does the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The subscriber communities factor is 24/7. The Total Quality Control factor is user-centric. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be bricks-and-clicks, reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that if you productize virtually then you may also transition transparently. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. What does the term "reporting" really mean? What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? On Target Pro has permanently altered the abstraction of portals. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be cross-platform? We think that most collaborative portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XForms. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined TQC and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much Rails, and not enough IIS. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Think 24/7. On Target Pro practically invented the term "angel investors". Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our methodologies but our power to grow. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and PNG. Think cyber-virtual. We often repurpose front-end reconfigurable, viral six-sigma, best-of-breed structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Without paradigms, you will lack biometrics. If you e-enable virtually, you may have to seize virally. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to architect globally than to mesh globally. Without well-planned functionalities, ROI metrics are forced to become interactive. Think one-to-one. The versioning factor is collaborative. We realize that it is better to redefine virally than to repurpose robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? On Target Pro practically invented the term "process management". What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "social networks" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based, dot-com experiences and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capacity to e-enable robustly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate strategically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the standard industry term "C2C" really mean? We will maximize our ability to iterate without devaluing our ability to monetize. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much Java, and not enough XSL. Think interactive. Think vertical. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails.