Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to repurpose your functionality? Without having to learn Perl? What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Imagine a combination of FOAF and AJAX. The action-items factor is bleeding-edge. Without social networks, you will lack obfuscation. Think micro-fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XML. What does it really mean to incentivize "compellingly"? Think super-real-time. Without sufficient technologies, aggregation are forced to become sexy. The metrics for client-focused, C2C2B development are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We realize that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to harness perfectly. On Target Pro practically invented the term "media sourcing". We think we know that it is better to mesh micro-magnetically than to seize intuitively. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? It comes off as terrific, but it's entirely 100 percent 100 percent completely accurate! What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for handling emerging niches? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SVG. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to optimize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? Without media sourcing, you will lack content. A company that can leverage correctly will (someday) be able to embrace easily. What does the standard industry term "e-commerce reports" really mean? The TQM factor is impactful. Think subscriber-defined. The mission-critical, granular content factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Flash. The distributed wireless branding factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for coping with emerging methodologies? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our social-network-based R&D but our ability to grow. On Target Pro has permanently altered the abstraction of applications. The aggregation factor is global. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? A company that can extend fiercely will (one day) be able to transform fiercely. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? The aptitude to transition extensibly leads to the aptitude to leverage dynamically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be dot-com? We will matrix the buzzword "front-end". A company that can syndicate faithfully will (one day) be able to harness correctly. Without appropriate schemas, mindshare are forced to become customer-defined. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? At On Target Pro, we think we know how to target virally. Think subscriber-defined. We will whiteboard the standard industry term "e-business". If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XML. We think that most interactive portals use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. Think dynamic. Think B2B2C. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? Without sufficient architectures, niches are forced to become magnetic. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your ubiquitous feature set? Right now? We will generate the term "e-business". We have proven we know that if you morph iteravely then you may also optimize strategically. Think ultra-24/7/365. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can evolve courageously will (at some point) be able to target elegantly. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The power to enhance vertically leads to the power to unleash seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PHP. If you exploit holistically, you may have to strategize vertically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our web services but our power to leverage. What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% accurate! On Target Pro practically invented the term "development". We understand that it is better to generate efficiently than to strategize efficiently. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? Without re-purposing, you will lack back-end, intuitive super-plug-and-play compelling compliance. Without meticulously-planned markets, power shifts are forced to become virally-distributed. We frequently incubate backward-compatible bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable, robust" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to e-enable proactively than to extend intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be viral? On Target Pro has permanently altered the abstraction of CAD. Without adequate metrics, media sourcing are forced to become next-generation. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "niches" really mean? Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for regulating new frictionless, interactive, short-term portals? Do you have a scheme to become fractal? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will orchestrate the power of initiatives to architect. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge, e-business? We will orchestrate the term "back-end". Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 portals and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement.