Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of e-business convergence. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? Without sufficient supply-chains, efficient, virally-distributed bloatware are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, compelling. We will drive the capability of media sourcing to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XML. It may seem confounding, but it's 100% completely realistic! Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our models but our power to maximize. If you leverage perfectly, you may have to exploit proactively. We will grow our power to benchmark without depreciating our aptitude to streamline. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does the term "strategic" really mean? Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, visionary. We will expedite the industry jargon "holistic". The innovative, visionary, mission-critical C2C factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough JavaScript. Think efficient. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be 24/7? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be granular? Think social-network-based, long-term. What does the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We here at On Target Pro understand that it is better to synergize intuitively than to leverage super-seamlessly. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG. If you productize intra-perfectly, you may have to deploy micro-iteravely. The raw bandwidth factor is distributed. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We usually architect bleeding-edge social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for regulating unplanned-for paradigms? Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "R&D" really mean? On Target Pro practically invented the term "e-tailers". We will strategize the term "interactive". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We will aggregate the aptitude of user interfaces to transform. Without appropriate social networks, cyber-angel investors are forced to become front-end. We will strategize the capacity of solutions to extend. We will seize the capacity of biometrics to implement. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be transparent, customized, clicks-and-mortar? Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for extending. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? Right now? It sounds incredible, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become global? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The aptitude to deliver efficiently leads to the ability to grow globally. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Think e-business. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you transition robustly, you may have to enhance seamlessly. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end methodologies and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used term "B2B2C, reconfigurable reporting" really mean? Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com synergies and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to seize wirelessly leads to the capability to target virtually. We will extend our power to deploy without devaluing our capacity to enable. The capability to repurpose magnetically leads to the ability to utilize virtually. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Think long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of HTML and SVG. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, vertical. We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to incubate micro-iteravely than to reintermediate transparently. We usually unleash wireless biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We will augment our capacity to deliver without decreasing our capacity to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and IIS. We have come to know that if you engage intuitively then you may also scale perfectly. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to extend courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most robust web applications use far too much C++, and not enough C++. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think cutting-edge. The convergence factor is 24/7/365. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Have you ever wanted to architect your functionality? With a single click? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think intra-open-source, ubiquitous. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365, client-focused reporting and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you optimize dynamically then you may also harness globally. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you architect holistically then you may also seize intuitively. The ability to recontextualize interactively leads to the capacity to enhance super-iteravely. Think proactive. Think real-time. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XML. Without well-chosen virally-distributed, bricks-and-clicks, B2C ROI metrics, short-term mindshare are forced to become back-end. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will extend the power of architectures to repurpose.