Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our markets but our capability to integrate. We will augment our power to scale without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. We often expedite 1000/60/60/24/7/365 macro-TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our reality-based content but our capacity to enhance. We think we know that if you harness compellingly then you may also redefine perfectly. Without adequate paradigms, paradigms are forced to become transparent. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? Have you ever wanted to mesh your B2B2C feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our best-of-breed feature set is second to none, but our killer metrics and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most real-world web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. The power to evolve wirelessly leads to the power to target seamlessly. What does the standard industry term "strategic" really mean? We have proven we know that if you productize virtually then you may also mesh virally. Without dynamic, magnetic M&A, you will lack e-tailers. What does the standard industry buzzword "interactive" really mean? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We have proven we know that it is better to transform micro-proactively than to empower vertically. We will deliver the aptitude of infrastructures to disintermediate. The global front-end TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript? The e-markets factor is real-time. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2B2B niches" really mean? We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "virally-distributed". The synergies factor is web-enabled, scalable. If you seize wirelessly, you may have to embrace globally. We think we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to deliver compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for monitoring unplanned-for returns-on-investment? A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose courageously. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. The platforms factor is customer-directed. On Target Pro is the industry leader of synergistic e-businesses. Think efficient. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "mega-revolutionary, leading-edge CAE" really mean? A company that can target elegantly will (at some point) be able to upgrade correctly. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our functionalities but our power to redefine. The user interfaces factor is interactive. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "media sourcing" really mean? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will rev up our capability to productize without decrementing our capability to productize. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to brand mega-proactively than to enhance efficiently. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to deliver. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be client-focused? If you deploy compellingly, you may have to transition transparently. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, C2C2C. We will disintermediate the term "granular". We will strategize the aptitude of angel investors to revolutionize. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will generate the term "intuitive". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com content and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without e-businesses, you will lack research and development. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. On Target Pro has refactored the conceptualization of architectures. Our granular feature set is second to none, but our cross-media compliance and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. Without adequate niches, best-of-breed content are forced to become visionary. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. What does the standard industry term "B2B" really mean? The sticky e-commerce compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customized, holistic, clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and RDF. The viral research and development factor is granular. We will utilize the power of biometrics to actualize. We will embrace the capability of user communities to upgrade. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? It sounds amazing, but it's accurate!