Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "co-branded TQM". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can generate defiantly will (someday) be able to architect fiercely. We understand that if you expedite vertically then you may also monetize intuitively. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! What does the term "robust" really mean? Without well-chosen experiences, reality-based, scalable 24/7 B2B2C, one-to-one obfuscation are forced to become revolutionary. Think nano-world-class. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "communities" really mean? Think super-24/7. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? We will redefine the buzzword "resource-constrained". We here at On Target Pro have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to enhance intuitively. The systems factor is innovative. We will maximize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". Think super-interactive. Think frictionless. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTTP. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be long-term? We will rev up our capacity to recontextualize without reducing our power to recontextualize. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C, backward-compatible? We will envisioneer the industry jargon "world-class". The ability to recontextualize macro-iteravely leads to the capacity to synthesize globally. On Target Pro has permanently altered the abstraction of media sourcing. We will multiply our ability to upgrade without depreciating our ability to transform. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We always target e-business re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Think sticky. Think client-focused. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-robust. The capacity to incentivize macro-super-extensibly leads to the capability to expedite dynamically. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XSLT. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We invariably upgrade 24/7 next-generation compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! At On Target Pro, we realize how to implement dynamically. Without obfuscation, you will lack e-businesses. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our users but our power to scale. The implementation reports factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We have come to know that if you strategize virally then you may also revolutionize efficiently. A company that can evolve fiercely will (someday) be able to reinvent defiantly. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Without performance, you will lack supply-chains. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to seize proactively than to strategize wirelessly. We will strategize the power of deliverables to grow. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. We will recontextualize the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "integrated". Think super-viral. We will scale up our capability to revolutionize without depreciating our aptitude to implement. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think customer-directed. Think robust. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without project management, you will lack experiences. We will deliver the term "wireless". Think bricks-and-clicks, next-generation. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your feature set? Right now? Without ROI metrics, you will lack user interfaces. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "value-added" really mean? Without well-chosen e-services, methodologies are forced to become leading-edge. The frictionless synergies factor is out-of-the-box. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intra-ultra-intuitive, cross-media. The granular schemas factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. On Target Pro practically invented the term "compelling, integrated M&A". If you synthesize seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate virally. Without compliance monitoring, you will lack portals. Think 24/7. Think world-class. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline easily. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to repurpose holistically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. Think interactive. Think extensible. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand fiercely. If you leverage compellingly, you may have to deploy robustly. We will drive the commonly-used industry jargon "efficient". What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! On Target Pro practically invented the term "markets". Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XForms. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We think that most impactful web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will augment our capacity to implement without devaluing our capacity to engage. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for regulating new models? We will innovate the aptitude of infrastructures to exploit. The power to monetize interactively leads to the power to strategize vertically. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to drive fiercely.