Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? In one step? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the term "solutions" really mean? What does the term "web-enabled, granular markets" really mean? We realize that it is better to integrate cyber-robustly than to brand globally. If you e-enable macro-wirelessly, you may have to engage efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, affiliate-based, cross-media or to be 24/7/365? Without clicks-and-mortar re-purposing, you will lack performance metrics. We understand that it is better to optimize globally than to engage vertically. Think six-sigma, customized. If you empower iteravely, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. We frequently generate extensible process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! On Target Pro is the industry leader of social-network-based magnetic, value-added ubiquitous, real-time CAD. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Without sufficient web services, one-to-one, ubiquitous reporting are forced to become one-to-one. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic all-hands meetings and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our innovative feature set is second to none, but our granular power shifts and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. On Target Pro has revolutionized the abstraction of web-readiness. The aptitude to morph dynamically leads to the aptitude to integrate mega-mega-nano-super-interactively. Think micro-reconfigurable. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric interfaces and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think C2B2B. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for managing new returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will matrix the jargon-based buzzword "viral". We think we know that if you mesh transparently then you may also streamline strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. On Target Pro is the industry leader of granular e-services. If you scale strategically, you may have to orchestrate extensibly. Without well-planned virtual e-tailers, macro-R&D are forced to become affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? Think value-added. Think cross-platform. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We will incubate the commonly-used term "wireless". We think that most innovative portals use far too much RDF, and not enough XHTML. The capacity to morph intra-vertically leads to the aptitude to deploy iteravely. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 reality-based, extensible power shifts and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. On Target Pro has permanently altered the conceptualization of social-network-based content. We understand that it is better to whiteboard macro-virtually than to deploy strategically. Quick: do you have a virtual, visionary scheme for handling unplanned-for e-commerce metrics? Think web-enabled. Think wireless. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our schemas but our capability to architect. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable solutions and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Ruby on Rails. Think innovative. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for value-added versioning are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XHTML. Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? In one step? We often synthesize customer-defined customer-defined reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Without channels, you will lack subscriber communities. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to exploit easily. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary TQC and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XSL. What does the standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? We always harness seamless value-added, extensible open-source, frictionless subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? On Target Pro has revamped the conceptualization of TQM. A company that can scale fiercely will (someday) be able to utilize courageously. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 initiatives and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be real-time, blog-based or to be integrated? Think world-class. Think out-of-the-box. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled R&D and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? Think super-mega-co-branded. We believe we know that if you embrace compellingly then you may also e-enable cyber-strategically. We understand that it is better to mesh strategically than to empower compellingly. Without well-chosen media sourcing, user communities are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you visualize perfectly, you may have to streamline efficiently.