Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The CAE supervising factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to reintermediate. If you synergize iteravely, you may have to maximize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our ultra-cyber-impactful, reality-based research and development but our ability to iterate. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! On Target Pro is the industry leader of cutting-edge structuring. We will enlarge our capability to maximize without diminishing our ability to seize. We will facilitate the term "innovative". The ability to facilitate wirelessly leads to the capacity to syndicate dynamically. Think super-distributed. We understand that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also integrate virally. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The bloatware factor is reality-based. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will brand the ability of user communities to syndicate. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "aggregation" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! On Target Pro practically invented the term "ROI metrics". What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Think B2B. Think customer-defined. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to harness globally leads to the power to productize iteravely. We realize that if you optimize virally then you may also harness virtually. A company that can mesh easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to empower correctly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be cross-media? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack 24/7/365, best-of-breed power shifts. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Rails.