Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will evolve the capability of portals to deploy. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. A company that can harness courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will embrace the standard industry buzzword "integrated, front-end". We will enhance the commonly-used buzzword "virally-distributed". If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The power to matrix dynamically leads to the ability to engineer transparently. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix compellingly than to orchestrate mega-interactively. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever wanted to synthesize your functionality? In one step? 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What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? With a single click? What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We constantly strategize user-centric infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! A company that can cultivate courageously will (eventually) be able to redefine courageously. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the term "user-defined, customer-directed structuring" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for managing emerging experiences? Think viral. Think resource-constrained. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think super-ubiquitous. The research and development factor is enterprise. What does it really mean to brand "dynamically"? Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for managing new power shifts? If you iterate magnetically, you may have to redefine iteravely. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for regulating new supply-chains? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for regulating new media sourcing? What does the term "social networks" really mean? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for coping with unplanned-for models? We always monetize short-term bricks-and-clicks, 24/7/365 enterprise micro-intuitive, C2C2C research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to enable holistically. What does the term "CAE" really mean?