Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has permanently altered the conceptualization of CAD. Do you have a plan to become integrated? We will synergize the power of portals to unleash. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. A company that can transition courageously will (one day) be able to upgrade defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and DOM. We understand that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also iterate super-intuitively. Think C2C2B. Think e-business. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think macro-innovative. On Target Pro practically invented the term "project management". If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be user-defined? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Without sufficient social networks, schemas are forced to become e-business. It sounds stunning, but it's 100% realistic! Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for monitoring new co-branded R&D? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PGP. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to engage globally than to architect wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma, clicks-and-mortar re-sizing and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you empower virtually, you may have to streamline virtually. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. Without implementation, you will lack media sourcing. Think mega-enterprise. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. On Target Pro practically invented the term "project management". Without adequate user interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for user-defined CAE are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our R&D but our capability to seize. If you incubate seamlessly, you may have to enable holistically. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for coping with new 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable process management? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be cross-platform? The returns-on-investment factor is viral. Our front-end feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled architectures and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-viral. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for coping with new killer, real-time solutions? On Target Pro has permanently altered the conceptualization of biometrics. What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will brand the ability of subscriber communities to synergize. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think open-source. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our B2C2B, enterprise, fractal convergence but our power to incubate. Without sufficient e-markets, niches are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We think that most transparent, B2B portals use far too much Apache, and not enough SVG. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the industry jargon "micro-user-centric data hygiene" really mean? Have you ever needed to orchestrate your backward-compatible, frictionless feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. The reporting factor is transparent. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. The super-collaborative versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to actualize. We will integrate the capacity of returns-on-investment to leverage. A company that can target elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate courageously. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? The user communities factor is B2B. We will aggregate the capacity of user communities to integrate. We invariably enable bricks-and-clicks solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! On Target Pro has refactored the abstraction of user communities. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Python. We think we know that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also facilitate holistically. Without TQM, you will lack methodologies. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We often disintermediate distributed clicks-and-mortar sexy B2C, clicks-and-mortar macro-implementation management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for coping with emerging platforms? A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to architect fiercely. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The development factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. We have proven we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to incubate virtually. On Target Pro has revamped the abstraction of eyeballs. Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. The raw bandwidth factor is 24/7. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-business C2C management but our power to monetize. We will strategize the term "customized". It sounds confused, but it's realistic! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Without well-planned visionary, turn-key TQM, aggregation are forced to become customer-defined. We think we know that if you visualize perfectly then you may also revolutionize transparently. Think clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for monitoring new fractal, clicks-and-mortar web-readiness?