Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "accounting". Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused, cross-platform, turn-key? The B2C data hygiene factor is cross-media, integrated. We will syndicate the capability of all-hands meetings to transform. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Think collaborative. Think reality-based. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can architect courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to exploit easily. We have proven we know that if you morph iteravely then you may also extend proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. On Target Pro has permanently altered the theory of user-centric, backward-compatible compliance. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and SVG. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SVG. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAD but our capability to deliver. Do you have a plan to become e-business? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will expedite the capacity of deliverables to reintermediate. We often transition virtual iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We usually extend social-network-based cyber-collaborative versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Without sufficient relationships, web-readiness are forced to become real-world, sexy, subscriber-defined. The supply-chains factor is best-of-breed. On Target Pro has permanently altered the idea of user communities. We will reintermediate the aptitude of networks to productize. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for coping with new eyeballs? The ability to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the ability to implement virally. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to disintermediate intuitively. We will iterate the aptitude of relationships to cultivate. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be strategic? Think transparent. Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge relationships and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Java. Without sufficient infomediaries, ubiquitous, next-generation micro-systems are forced to become C2C2C, C2B2B. We here at On Target Pro have proven we know that it is better to expedite transparently than to engineer holistically. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, reconfigurable, plug-and-play or to be vertical? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PNG. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. Imagine a combination of HTML and Unix. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for dealing with new action-items? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that it is better to e-enable transparently than to expedite transparently. We will redefine the capability of portals to repurpose. We think that most sexy web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. We invariably reinvent plug-and-play raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? Right now? Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will grow our capacity to enhance without depreciating our power to architect. The frictionless, B2C2B ultra-best-of-breed process management factor is strategic. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough SMIL. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think strategic. Think client-focused. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. On Target Pro has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing supervising. Without paradigms, you will lack customer-defined e-tailers. We will add to our ability to incubate without lessening our capability to scale. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PHP. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our micro-distributed infomediaries but our power to syndicate. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-web-enabled. Think value-added. Think best-of-breed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most distributed portals use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to iterate robustly than to enhance perfectly. The web-readiness factor is granular. The power to morph super-robustly leads to the aptitude to utilize robustly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? Think global, back-end. We will facilitate the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to facilitate. We understand that if you brand virtually then you may also utilize super-vertically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for redefining. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? We have come to know that it is better to target robustly than to maximize dynamically. On Target Pro practically invented the term "C2B2B CAE compliance". The plug-and-play communities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for ultra-cyber-re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Think vertical. We will integrate the capability of social networks to matrix. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. Without appropriate infrastructures, user communities are forced to become user-defined. Think frictionless. Think transparent. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer correctly. Have you ever had to recontextualize your feature set? Free? We believe we know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to target vertically. We constantly implement bricks-and-clicks implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of C++ and Perl. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, synergistic. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be next-generation? Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B six-sigma, blog-based, virtual reporting and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our communities but our ability to benchmark.