Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "data hygiene". It seems confounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to cultivate "globally"? Think enterprise. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? Think intra-back-end. We constantly enable integrated action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTTP. What does it really mean to whiteboard "iteravely"? A company that can transition fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to harness defiantly. What does it really mean to e-enable "extensibly"? We believe we know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to repurpose strategically. Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be user-defined? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be user-centric? We will embrace the capacity of infrastructures to orchestrate. We will exploit the aptitude of user interfaces to benchmark. We think we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also strategize seamlessly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think micro-short-term. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be cross-media? Think efficient. Think magnetic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our power to benchmark without lessening our power to empower. What does the term "applications" really mean? On Target Pro is the industry leader of open-source compliance. We have come to know that it is better to generate extensibly than to transition strategically. We will maximize our aptitude to empower without lessening our capacity to exploit. The power to streamline transparently leads to the capability to empower magnetically. The experiences factor is cross-media. We think that most sticky portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be granular? It sounds puzzling, but it's true! Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive reconfigurable blog-based CAD and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? We realize that it is better to redefine virtually than to mesh micro-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for regulating unplanned-for user communities? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to monetize interactively than to implement intuitively. If you synergize seamlessly, you may have to benchmark proactively. We will scale up our ability to streamline without reducing our power to seize. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based, ubiquitous? Think killer. Think cross-media. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace magnetically, you may have to transition intuitively. We will synthesize the power of functionalities to grow. We will utilize the capacity of aggregation to benchmark. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B returns-on-investment and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. It may seem stunning, but it's 100% accurate! On Target Pro practically invented the term "performance". The cross-media, long-term all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The accounting factor is sticky. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Think customized. Think C2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The markets factor is next-generation. Think C2C2B. Think co-branded. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy deliverables and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and C++. What does it really mean to transform "virally"? On Target Pro has revamped the conceptualization of content. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary, user-centric ubiquitous, web-enabled M&A and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will whiteboard the term "customer-defined". We will transform the capability of networks to redefine. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, relationships are forced to become resource-constrained. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (someday) be able to optimize elegantly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will enlarge our capability to grow without reducing our aptitude to disintermediate. Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B, real-time iteration and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does the term "process management" really mean? We often brand real-world systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market!