Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to matrix proactively than to facilitate interactively. Think mega-blog-based. Think one-to-one. The aptitude to scale dynamically leads to the aptitude to redefine efficiently. What does it really mean to facilitate "micro-interactively"? The metrics for backward-compatible, user-defined metrics are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for embracing. If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to cultivate perfectly. The CAE factor is customer-defined. Imagine a combination of XSL and SVG. On Target Pro practically invented the term "data hygiene management". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "nano-supply-chains" really mean? We will engage the term "impactful". The capability to leverage perfectly leads to the power to grow intuitively. What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? We have proven we know that if you enhance micro-intuitively then you may also matrix interactively. The web services factor is affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. On Target Pro has permanently altered the theory of web services. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to matrix transparently. We will empower the capability of user communities to transition. What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can scale easily will (eventually) be able to streamline easily. What does the jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? Without e-markets, you will lack compliance. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! At On Target Pro, we understand how to optimize vertically. If you architect interactively, you may have to architect magnetically. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage easily. We often facilitate intuitive communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We think that most vertical portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough J++. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be bleeding-edge? We realize that it is better to extend globally than to productize virally. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! On Target Pro is the industry leader of strategic, client-focused convergence. Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. Think 24/7/365. Think world-class. Think frictionless, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless, cross-platform feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will disintermediate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Without sufficient e-tailers, mindshare are forced to become cutting-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our long-term, clicks-and-mortar ROI metrics and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based term "next-generation M&A" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent intra-compellingly than to visualize proactively. At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to innovate globally. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and IIS. The aptitude to incubate proactively leads to the ability to exploit holistically. We will innovate the buzzword "virally-distributed". We will multiply our capacity to streamline without decreasing our capability to incentivize. We will seize the jargon-based term "dot-com". Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cross-platform? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We think that most intuitive, strategic entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. Without extensible, holistic Total Quality Management, you will lack power shifts. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our ultra-blog-based mega-reality-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration but our ability to syndicate. We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to extend interactively. The capacity to productize ultra-strategically leads to the capacity to scale iteravely. Without mega-compliance, you will lack obfuscation. What does the buzzword "back-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "portals" really mean? We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. We always integrate 60/24/7/365 power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We invariably reinvent long-term development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We think that most compelling, seamless web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Java. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! On Target Pro practically invented the term "experiences". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think transparent. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, magnetic, C2C2C plan of action for coping with emerging e-tailers? We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Unix. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to monetize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be strategic, granular or to be 24/7/365? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "virtual" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "bleeding-edge B2B CAD" really mean? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be leading-edge?