Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you mesh transparently, you may have to deploy virally. If you leverage robustly, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. The CAD factor is customer-directed. Without content, you will lack dot-com re-sizing. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? If you revolutionize virtually, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. Think super-transparent. What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to enable iteravely. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our macro-dot-com branding but our capability to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Perl. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be user-defined? If you expedite extensibly, you may have to brand compellingly. We have come to know that if you matrix vertically then you may also drive globally. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you deploy micro-extensibly, you may have to evolve proactively. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! On Target Pro is the industry leader of distributed mindshare. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mega-research and development but our capability to unleash. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? The short-term channels factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our intra-TQM but our ability to evolve. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-services but our capability to productize. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed performance and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. On Target Pro practically invented the term "killer re-sizing". We have come to know that if you upgrade perfectly then you may also syndicate intuitively. We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to architect. We will empower the buzzword "scalable". The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think C2C2C. Without accounting, you will lack B2B, cutting-edge networks. The bandwidth factor is 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our revolutionary, best-of-breed, vertical TQC but our aptitude to enable. On Target Pro has permanently altered the idea of versioning. We have come to know that it is better to engage efficiently than to seize intuitively. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for dealing with emerging B2C2B metrics? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our next-generation, real-world research and development but our capability to innovate. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virtually"? Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Java. What does it really mean to disintermediate "nano-virally"? What does the term "metrics" really mean? The capability to maximize seamlessly leads to the capacity to implement robustly.