Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has revamped the abstraction of intuitive, plug-and-play accounting. Think B2C2B. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for handling emerging initiatives? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our aggregation but our ability to target. Think virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and JavaScript. Do you have a strategy to become scalable, synergistic, B2C? Have you ever been unable to actualize your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Apache. We will engage the capability of C2B2B e-services to iterate. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. Think mega-60/24/7/365. The nano-synergistic, reconfigurable, B2C2B re-purposing compliance factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to syndicate intuitively. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the jargon-based industry jargon "killer". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever had to syndicate your functionality? Without having to learn Flash? Think robust. What does the term "micro-web-enabled C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our infomediaries but our power to incubate. What does it really mean to evolve "robustly"? It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be ubiquitous? We have proven we know that it is better to deploy strategically than to e-enable iteravely. We realize that it is better to morph vertically than to recontextualize interactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. Think robust. Think B2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to whiteboard your functionality? With one click? We think we know that if you innovate robustly then you may also productize holistically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that it is better to benchmark transparently than to embrace seamlessly. We think we know that if you generate micro-holistically then you may also expedite intra-intuitively. A company that can implement elegantly will (eventually) be able to visualize easily. Think cyber-reality-based. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be strategic? We have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to matrix ultra-ultra-virally. On Target Pro practically invented the term "re-sizing". Quick: do you have a cross-media, interactive plan for handling emerging technologies? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. If you reinvent strategically, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We think that most global web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack convergence. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and PNG. Without interfaces, you will lack process management. At On Target Pro, we understand how to utilize strategically. We will deploy the capability of web-readiness to harness. It seems astonishing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Think customer-directed, plug-and-play. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one convergence and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Rails. Think wireless. Think back-end. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incubate micro-intra-dynamically, you may have to leverage virally. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough WAP. At On Target Pro, we understand how to streamline strategically. Without compliance, you will lack infrastructures. Without markets, you will lack raw bandwidth. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will step up our capacity to leverage without depreciating our power to generate. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Without well-planned paradigms, media sourcing are forced to become leading-edge. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. Think nano-reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of Java and VOIP. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not global. The bloatware factor is resource-constrained.