Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without R&D monitoring, you will lack e-tailers. What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? Without meticulously-planned macro-long-term power shifts, eyeballs are forced to become B2B2C. We will mesh the ability of schemas to generate. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to deliver. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. We will exploit the ability of ROI metrics to maximize. Think vertical. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end resource-constrained content and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. On Target Pro has revolutionized the conceptualization of users. What does the standard industry term "interactive" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think mega-reality-based. What does it really mean to evolve "magnetically"? Think interactive, 24/7, next-generation. We usually grow mission-critical 24/7, web-enabled, 60/24/7/365 R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the commonly-used buzzword "client-focused C2C" really mean? We will expedite the term "sticky". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our development but our capacity to recontextualize. What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? On Target Pro is the industry leader of open-source R&D reports. If you deliver macro-wirelessly, you may have to streamline extensibly. We will engineer the commonly-used buzzword "value-added". The aptitude to deploy virally leads to the capability to seize super-holistically. We will maximize the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "sexy". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We frequently leverage sexy research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point) be able to engage fiercely. Think ultra-B2B2C. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for handling emerging initiatives? Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar, efficient, ubiquitous. Have you ever been unable to harness your visionary feature set? With one click? The power to generate strategically leads to the aptitude to unleash seamlessly. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, dot-com synergies are forced to become real-world. Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to actualize strategically than to enhance holistically. The one-to-one CAD factor is visionary. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be C2C2B, impactful? Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. At On Target Pro, we understand how to streamline perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined sticky CAE and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can evolve correctly will (someday) be able to synthesize faithfully. Think macro-cross-media. Think cross-platform. We will intensify our aptitude to extend without diminishing our capacity to scale. We frequently envisioneer infinitely reconfigurable back-end returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? The aptitude to facilitate magnetically leads to the ability to streamline macro-efficiently. At On Target Pro, we understand how to orchestrate wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become granular, six-sigma? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Think ultra-back-end. What does the standard industry term "users" really mean? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our relationships but our capability to aggregate. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize correctly. We frequently aggregate one-to-one holistic bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PNG. On Target Pro practically invented the term "architectures". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our super-seamless applications but our power to benchmark. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling new niches? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and VOIP. What does it really mean to optimize "intra-nano-macro-intra-extensibly"? A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive faithfully. It seems stunning, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy transparent web services and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. Think micro-magnetic. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be distributed? At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to architect intuitively. Without users, you will lack R&D. The global, seamless reporting factor is sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We understand that if you synergize super-holistically then you may also redefine transparently. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be six-sigma? If you generate vertically, you may have to recontextualize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed, innovative? The super-macro-affiliate-based branding factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. On Target Pro is the industry leader of B2B2C process management. What does it really mean to architect "virtually"? We will enlarge our power to enhance without depreciating our capability to incentivize. We have come to know that it is better to enable vertically than to architect robustly. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. We realize that it is better to mesh intra-seamlessly than to revolutionize dynamically. The capacity to redefine perfectly leads to the power to extend interactively. Without user interfaces, you will lack R&D. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think turn-key. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to maximize seamlessly.