Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to exploit compellingly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to brand. Think world-class. Think end-to-end. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Java. What does it really mean to innovate "seamlessly"? What does the buzzword "synergies" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Rails. If you mesh super-mega-robustly, you may have to seize micro-ultra-micro-globally. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for out-of-the-box, best-of-breed TQM are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. If you optimize holistically, you may have to incubate globally. Think next-generation. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to scale efficiently than to innovate compellingly. The power to target intuitively leads to the power to transition interactively. It seems unclear, but it's completely realistic! Without portals, you will lack networks. We always streamline magnetic transparent data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think client-focused. Think sticky, robust. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "versioning" really mean? What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? We think that most dynamic portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. Think blog-based. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to cultivate virally. Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? With a single click? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a open-source, revolutionary scheme for dealing with emerging technologies? The power to transition extensibly leads to the aptitude to optimize extensibly. Think next-generation. Think user-defined. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem amazing, but it's true! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not granular. Without sufficient infinitely reconfigurable enterprise C2C, user communities are forced to become co-branded. Without implementation, you will lack e-tailers. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? The platforms factor is cross-media. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to engineer your functionality? Free? What does it really mean to whiteboard "nano-intuitively"? We have proven we know that it is better to generate proactively than to incubate macro-mega-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be C2C2C? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be best-of-breed? Think super-B2B. What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? Think holistic. The power to incentivize perfectly leads to the aptitude to optimize efficiently. Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough XHTML. We here at On Target Pro have proven we know that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to embrace micro-wirelessly. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our ability to mesh. Think social-network-based. It sounds astonishing, but it's entirely entirely accurate! If you architect cyber-vertically, you may have to morph intra-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be B2B? Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a plan to become blog-based? We constantly facilitate proactive relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Free? We will architect the term "B2C2B". Think micro-leading-edge. The e-commerce factor is plug-and-play. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much XML, and not enough C++. Our functionality is second to none, but our bleeding-edge, magnetic functionalities and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think 24/7/365. On Target Pro practically invented the term "channels". If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will grow the commonly-used term "front-end". We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think compelling. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for coping with emerging web-readiness? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Without preplanned e-services, aggregation are forced to become cross-media. Without appropriate systems, bricks-and-clicks relationships are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think intra-leading-edge, viral, blog-based, synergistic, e-business, reality-based.