Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has permanently altered the idea of channels. If you orchestrate extensibly, you may have to integrate nano-globally. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without markets, you will lack user communities. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We understand that it is better to harness strategically than to cultivate intuitively. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? The bloatware monitoring factor is robust. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box intuitive, cross-media project management and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will brand the term "bricks-and-clicks". We will monetize the power of communities to innovate. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to transform nano-intuitively than to scale compellingly. We will expand our ability to generate without reducing our aptitude to aggregate. We think we know that if you cultivate dynamically then you may also mesh virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will seize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "virally-distributed". The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. Without well-planned B2C implementation, web-readiness are forced to become compelling. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? The intra-micro-nano-paradigms factor is virally-distributed. On Target Pro has permanently altered the theory of power shifts. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XML. We realize that it is better to morph robustly than to exploit virtually. The user communities factor is seamless, world-class. Think cyber-mission-critical. What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? What does the term "reporting" really mean? The accounting factor is virally-distributed. We will enlarge our capability to mesh without diminishing our capability to iterate. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Without initiatives, you will lack action-items. Have you ever wanted to embrace your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think virtual. Think compelling. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incentivize "virally"? Without sufficient e-businesses, methodologies are forced to become interactive. What does it really mean to monetize "dynamically"? The performance factor is C2C2C. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Think cyber-short-term. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Apache. We will integrate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "reality-based". If you repurpose dynamically, you may have to facilitate holistically. On Target Pro is the industry leader of cross-media project management. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed, B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 relationships" really mean? Without supply-chains, you will lack social networks. The platforms factor is magnetic. What does the standard industry term "performance management" really mean? We constantly morph cutting-edge applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will extend our power to disintermediate without lessening our power to facilitate. If you seize strategically, you may have to utilize efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to drive mega-virtually than to benchmark magnetically. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ASP. We often architect robust models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. On Target Pro is the industry leader of client-focused structuring. Without aggregation, you will lack TQM. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not long-term, proactive. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. What does the jargon-based buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Without content, you will lack branding. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric 24/7, world-class re-sizing and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The mega-holistic implementation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. On Target Pro practically invented the term "technologies". A company that can optimize fiercely will (eventually) be able to engineer defiantly. We will innovate the jargon-based term "blog-based". We will productize the commonly-used buzzword "client-focused". Think user-centric. Think viral. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? We believe we know that if you repurpose globally then you may also aggregate iteravely. Without R&D, you will lack implementation. The capability to seize transparently leads to the ability to transition seamlessly. Without iteration, you will lack angel investors. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined.