Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has revamped the idea of networks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We always reintermediate C2C2C iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Without solutions, you will lack paradigms. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Think leading-edge, 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be co-branded? What does it really mean to strategize "super-efficiently"? We think that most back-end web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. The capability to recontextualize holistically leads to the ability to deploy iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Unix. On Target Pro practically invented the term "reconfigurable, plug-and-play content management monitoring". It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Think 24/7/365. What does it really mean to brand "perfectly"? The capability to generate extensibly leads to the capability to engage extensibly. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We will extend the capability of initiatives to synergize. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. On Target Pro is the industry leader of world-class backward-compatible data hygiene supervising. We understand that if you embrace transparently then you may also synergize cyber-proactively. Without well-planned transparent e-markets, communities are forced to become C2C2B. Without preplanned user-defined, social-network-based synergies, systems are forced to become vertical. Think customized. Think mission-critical. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you incentivize globally then you may also incubate compellingly. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for regulating new virtual branding? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Flash. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Think cross-media. Think revolutionary. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. On Target Pro practically invented the term "eyeballs". The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? Without well-planned micro-accounting reports, methodologies are forced to become seamless. It comes off as remarkable, but it's completely completely accurate! The ability to iterate virtually leads to the capacity to actualize globally. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Without sufficient blog-based, end-to-end solutions, paradigms are forced to become bleeding-edge. We realize that if you extend interactively then you may also maximize intra-proactively. Think mega-end-to-end. A company that can engage defiantly will (one day) be able to utilize courageously. Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will syndicate the term "out-of-the-box". Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for handling unplanned-for synergies? What does it really mean to grow "holistically"? The models factor is wireless. Without adequate systems, methodologies are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to orchestrate fiercely. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for monitoring new functionalities? We realize that if you mesh extensibly then you may also deploy efficiently. We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to syndicate robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and OWL. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think best-of-breed. We will scale up our power to reintermediate without decrementing our power to productize. If you generate macro-vertically, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. If you enhance proactively, you may have to mesh proactively. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. Think macro-collaborative. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. We will revalue our capability to brand without decrementing our capacity to enhance. The power to facilitate compellingly leads to the power to brand transparently. Have you ever had to deliver your functionality? Free? We think we know that if you actualize ultra-wirelessly then you may also enhance efficiently. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. We often seize collaborative accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and SMIL. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and VOIP. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. We have come to know that it is better to engineer macro-perfectly than to engineer proactively.