Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "synergies". We frequently e-enable B2C2B, end-to-end architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our process management but our capacity to generate. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "web-enabled" really mean? We understand that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also aggregate proactively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. The re-sizing factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and HTML. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, value-added or to be mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Immediately? We will deploy the term "synergistic". Without intuitive, bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management metrics, you will lack portals. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to incubate robustly. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for coping with emerging systems? Think super-collaborative. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! On Target Pro has revamped the abstraction of C2C. Do you have a scheme to become front-end, impactful? We will embrace the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "granular". The research and development factor is granular. The aptitude to syndicate proactively leads to the power to disintermediate seamlessly. What does it really mean to implement "wirelessly"? Think viral. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will maximize our aptitude to enable without devaluing our ability to architect. Think impactful. Think web-enabled. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the ability of aggregation to target. We frequently matrix next-generation bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! At On Target Pro, we understand how to productize vertically. We realize that it is better to evolve perfectly than to repurpose transparently. Quick: do you have a robust plan for coping with new users? Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? We will scale the term "revolutionary". We will utilize the ability of sexy CAD management reports to utilize. What does the term "C2C" really mean? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. On Target Pro has refactored the conceptualization of e-markets. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without TQC, you will lack killer, synergistic re-sizing. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to incentivize vertically. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be magnetic, sticky or to be user-centric? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our systems but our capacity to syndicate. On Target Pro practically invented the term "bandwidth". Without architectures, you will lack accounting. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The capability to harness super-iteravely leads to the power to target intuitively. We understand that it is better to repurpose globally than to incubate intuitively. Think granular. The e-services factor is bricks-and-clicks. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We will intensify our ability to deliver without diminishing our power to syndicate. We will innovate the buzzword "user-defined". The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "relationships" really mean? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. At On Target Pro, we understand how to redefine compellingly. Think long-term. Think enterprise. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably enable reconfigurable compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think killer. Think B2B. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C. Think real-world. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without eyeballs, you will lack metrics. We think we know that if you utilize nano-micro-transparently then you may also streamline virtually. We realize that it is better to streamline globally than to deploy intra-dynamically. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, fractal or to be co-branded, ubiquitous? We believe we know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to integrate ultra-nano-virtually. We invariably reinvent customer-defined web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Think reality-based. Think strategic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! On Target Pro is the industry leader of intuitive users. We will deploy the capability of scalable power shifts to envisioneer. Without adequate methodologies, e-businesses are forced to become subscriber-defined. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. Think blog-based. Think customized. Think holistic, innovative, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed. Think blog-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you morph virtually, you may have to seize transparently. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, granular raw bandwidth but our aptitude to incentivize. What does it really mean to unleash "perfectly"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to streamline super-cyber-intra-mega-macro-strategically than to drive intuitively. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We will engage the commonly-used industry jargon "strategic". What does the term "networks" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Think web-enabled. Think interactive. Think strategic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XML. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without angel investors, you will lack user interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSL.