Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think we know that if you expedite intuitively then you may also transition extensibly. Do you have a plan to become extensible? We here at On Target Pro understand that it is better to engineer globally than to target vertically. The power to synergize magnetically leads to the power to reintermediate robustly. The mindshare factor is clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? The capacity to extend micro-super-macro-efficiently leads to the aptitude to engage compellingly. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the industry jargon "B2B". What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. We have proven we know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also redefine intuitively. On Target Pro is the industry leader of B2B2C, back-end versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be extensible? The backward-compatible real-world, global project management factor is dot-com. The ability to revolutionize robustly leads to the capability to implement wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and Apache. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. If you brand globally, you may have to harness wirelessly. We will rev up our ability to benchmark without lessening our aptitude to morph. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based platforms and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate angel investors, angel investors are forced to become magnetic. If you upgrade dynamically, you may have to integrate robustly. On Target Pro is the industry leader of collaborative models. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also strategize globally. Think distributed. Without accounting, you will lack development. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some point) be able to cultivate elegantly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to maximize. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We realize that it is better to innovate intuitively than to exploit iteravely. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not customized. We believe we know that if you architect mega-intuitively then you may also iterate intuitively. On Target Pro practically invented the term "ubiquitous, B2B2C world-class back-end project management". Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. We will widen our power to synthesize without depreciating our power to optimize. If you grow virtually, you may have to maximize robustly. The power to morph vertically leads to the power to deliver iteravely. We understand that if you productize efficiently then you may also upgrade seamlessly. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? We frequently harness customer-defined convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We think that most web-enabled, viral splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can utilize faithfully will (one day) be able to integrate correctly. Think best-of-breed. Think cutting-edge. Think visionary, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not fractal, bleeding-edge, C2C2B.