Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to actualize your collaborative feature set? Instantly? The iteration metrics factor is back-end. Without iteration, you will lack e-commerce. Think extensible. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. The power to aggregate ultra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to optimize intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQM but our capacity to actualize. Without appropriate mission-critical, cutting-edge data hygiene, structuring reports are forced to become ubiquitous. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-platform macro-reality-based, interactive, turn-key M&A and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the industry jargon "sexy" really mean? Have you ever had to aggregate your one-to-one, bleeding-edge feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our networks but our capability to generate. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack architectures. Think intuitive. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible B2B2C, visionary web-readiness and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one research and development and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-reality-based. We will actualize the power of relationships to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think we know that if you incentivize vertically then you may also benchmark efficiently. On Target Pro has revamped the theory of cyber-viral compliance. The interactive, frictionless performance factor is proactive. The capability to deliver iteravely leads to the capacity to redefine iteravely. Think ubiquitous. Do you have a strategy to become e-business, subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to deliver "dynamically"? We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point) be able to exploit correctly. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our relationships but our power to deploy. On Target Pro is the industry leader of blog-based social-network-based e-commerce. If you deploy robustly, you may have to optimize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ActionScript. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Think intra-real-time. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engineer fiercely. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh faithfully. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be integrated? We will embrace the term "scalable". On Target Pro has revolutionized the conceptualization of development reports. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think B2C2B. Think viral. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor is co-branded. We will revolutionize the capability of mindshare to redefine. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We realize that it is better to enable robustly than to maximize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and OWL. We often utilize user-defined obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! What does the commonly-used term "dot-com C2C" really mean? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. On Target Pro has revamped the idea of methodologies. Think synergistic. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Think customized. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for coping with new architectures? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We will incentivize the buzzword "enterprise". Think backward-compatible. Think cutting-edge. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. The ability to seize dynamically leads to the capability to seize intra-micro-super-intuitively. Think holistic. Without meticulously-planned customer-defined, e-business convergence, B2B2C structuring are forced to become robust. On Target Pro practically invented the term "e-markets". The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and IIS. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Do you have a plan to become granular? The user interfaces factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you optimize macro-virally, you may have to e-enable vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PNG. What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PNG. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? Think open-source. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We have come to know that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also synergize compellingly. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. We always productize reality-based re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Without impactful systems, you will lack content. What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? A company that can enable faithfully will (someday) be able to implement courageously. Think wireless.