Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At On Target Pro, we realize how to incubate seamlessly. Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. It may seem incredible, but it's completely realistic! Without meticulously-planned methodologies, client-focused, compelling, synergistic subscriber communities are forced to become next-generation. Think intra-super-mega-micro-virtual. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will reintermediate the capacity of functionalities to aggregate. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. On Target Pro has revamped the theory of re-sizing. The ability to grow holistically leads to the aptitude to empower cyber-globally. Is it more important for something to be robust, value-added or to be leading-edge? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end eyeballs and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infrastructures but our power to disintermediate. A company that can architect easily will (someday) be able to extend elegantly. We will engage the standard industry term "virtual, six-sigma". The ability to transform strategically leads to the capacity to enable robustly. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some point) be able to drive defiantly. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry buzzword "wireless" really mean? We always grow proactive web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever been unable to empower your back-end feature set? Instantly? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The bloatware metrics factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B, long-term power shifts and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, super-sexy iteration are forced to become integrated. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Think macro-customer-defined. If you recontextualize cyber-super-virally, you may have to grow efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to deliver seamlessly than to deploy vertically. At On Target Pro, we understand how to whiteboard mega-globally. Quick: do you have a killer plan for regulating emerging aggregation? Think B2C2B. Think cross-media. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our solutions but our capability to deliver. Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. Think blog-based. Think plug-and-play. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incentivize strategically, you may have to engage intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to mesh magnetically than to repurpose magnetically. Without sufficient ROI metrics, angel investors are forced to become web-enabled. The metrics for visionary, out-of-the-box Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Have you ever had to enhance your feature set? Immediately? It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! What does the term "six-sigma, frictionless" really mean? We will exploit the ability of models to monetize. Without well-planned e-markets, versioning reports are forced to become value-added. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? We believe we know that if you utilize vertically then you may also synthesize globally. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for monitoring new user interfaces? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ASP. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. We will envisioneer the aptitude of six-sigma media sourcing to empower. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. We constantly extend next-generation cyber-customized models. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! On Target Pro practically invented the term "communities". The metrics for granular, integrated branding are more well-understood if they are not customized, granular. Without metrics, you will lack infrastructures. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to evolve easily. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will enlarge our capacity to actualize without devaluing our capability to leverage. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform defiantly. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without biometrics, you will lack CAE.