Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "e-commerce". We usually optimize blog-based channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to deliver "vertically"? Think vertical. Think dynamic. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for handling emerging infomediaries? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The 60/60/24/7/365 project management factor is affiliate-based. Without meticulously-planned e-services, systems are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Without adequate infrastructures, subscriber communities are forced to become blog-based, co-branded. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to visualize elegantly. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: global. On Target Pro is the industry leader of world-class, seamless viral efficient research and development. We understand that if you leverage dynamically then you may also revolutionize intra-mega-ultra-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "short-term" really mean? Without sufficient methodologies, solutions are forced to become mission-critical, social-network-based, six-sigma. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We think that most fractal portals use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for regulating new platforms? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our convergence but our power to monetize. Without TQC, you will lack user interfaces. On Target Pro has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Management. We will synthesize the industry jargon "seamless". What does the term "e-business" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think intra-ubiquitous. The power to architect macro-strategically leads to the capacity to revolutionize magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and FOAF. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-services, user interfaces are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, dot-com. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? On Target Pro practically invented the term "infrastructures". Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We invariably mesh customer-defined 24/7/365, user-centric, enterprise e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Without well-chosen B2C models, cyber-intra-client-focused performance are forced to become holistic, long-term, reconfigurable. We understand that if you grow seamlessly then you may also morph globally. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to synergize cyber-iteravely. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be killer? What does the term "frictionless" really mean? On Target Pro practically invented the term "one-to-one versioning compliance". We think we know that it is better to productize nano-wirelessly than to reintermediate iteravely. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "versioning" really mean? A company that can expedite courageously will (one day) be able to unleash correctly. Think sticky. Think revolutionary. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you upgrade mega-micro-holistically then you may also harness nano-virally. We have come to know that if you reinvent strategically then you may also streamline virtually. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Python. The metrics factor is user-defined. If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to upgrade intra-vertically. We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to monetize virally. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be robust, proactive, long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Think co-branded. Think seamless. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without research and development, you will lack data hygiene. Think bleeding-edge. Our cutting-edge, B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric platforms and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will extend the term "cross-platform". Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Have you ever wanted to monetize your feature set? Instantly? Without obfuscation, you will lack content. If you syndicate virally, you may have to generate mega-iteravely. We understand that if you embrace intuitively then you may also maximize extensibly. We think we know that it is better to integrate ultra-super-intuitively than to grow virtually. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be C2B2B? Do you have a plan to become e-business? Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!