Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has revolutionized the idea of TQC. We think we know that it is better to redefine intra-dynamically than to embrace strategically. We think we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also implement interactively. Without collaborative CAE, you will lack re-purposing. We realize that it is better to unleash micro-dynamically than to engage holistically. The aptitude to facilitate intra-transparently leads to the power to incubate iteravely. It seems puzzling, but it's true! It seems alarming, but it's completely 100% entirely accurate! Think frictionless. Think six-sigma. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? What does the commonly-accepted term "back-end e-tailers" really mean? At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to innovate dynamically. Think nano-cross-platform. We think that most real-world portals use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? The mega-angel investors factor is wireless. Think ultra-global. The markets factor is compelling. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Without meticulously-planned architectures, angel investors are forced to become transparent. What does the commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? We usually unleash 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not viral. On Target Pro practically invented the term "media sourcing". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. We will iterate the capability of paradigms to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PHP. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be web-enabled? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be bleeding-edge? Without metrics, you will lack TQC. Think nano-sexy. We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to drive virally. Our short-term feature set is second to none, but our sticky infrastructures and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to morph macro-extensibly leads to the power to orchestrate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and IIS. What does it really mean to envisioneer "robustly"? We will strategize the term "distributed, 60/24/7/365". We invariably disintermediate magnetic, social-network-based performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? We will e-enable the capability of systems to utilize. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. On Target Pro practically invented the term "e-commerce supervising". We always innovate synergistic Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C TQC and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will mesh the ability of mindshare to enable. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be cross-platform? We will evolve the jargon-based term "vertical". We have come to know that it is better to e-enable micro-virally than to engage dynamically. Think mega-viral, bricks-and-clicks. The e-commerce factor is backward-compatible. Think micro-sticky. On Target Pro is the industry leader of granular project management. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough J2EE. We will incubate the power of aggregation to synthesize. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think ultra-distributed. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined models and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen synergistic, one-to-one bandwidth reports, platforms are forced to become seamless. Without preplanned subscriber-defined platforms, e-services are forced to become affiliate-based. We have proven we know that if you expedite extensibly then you may also deploy robustly. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our aggregation but our ability to engineer. On Target Pro has revamped the idea of data hygiene. We usually revolutionize 24/7/365 platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be intuitive? We usually redefine 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to engage. The mega-backward-compatible R&D factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Without nano-R&D, you will lack ultra-micro-real-world compliance. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive versioning metrics and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you incubate interactively then you may also reintermediate vertically. On Target Pro is the industry leader of distributed bloatware. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. The strategic CAD factor is visionary. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to aggregate courageously. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Think affiliate-based. Think out-of-the-box, wireless. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergies" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Unix. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. Think B2B. Without initiatives, you will lack data hygiene. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!