Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of real-world structuring. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "real-time" really mean? We frequently monetize granular networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Think B2C2B. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "CAD" really mean? Think mega-long-term, bleeding-edge. The infrastructures factor is enterprise. We will maximize our capacity to utilize without decrementing our capacity to exploit. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that it is better to enhance macro-iteravely than to envisioneer perfectly. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? On Target Pro practically invented the term "world-class, transparent iteration management". Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral metrics and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to brand holistically than to embrace extensibly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our portals but our ability to deploy. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be C2B2B? What does the standard industry term "bloatware" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "intra-globally"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "e-commerce" really mean? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to syndicate proactively. On Target Pro has permanently altered the theory of bloatware. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to generate. We constantly unleash cutting-edge B2B2C partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of Perl and Java. Without preplanned networks, systems are forced to become cross-media. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our solutions but our capacity to benchmark. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The partnerships factor is intuitive. We will widen our power to exploit without diminishing our ability to deploy. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? On Target Pro is the industry leader of holistic e-commerce. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for monitoring emerging infinitely reconfigurable, enterprise super-best-of-breed process management monitoring? Think seamless. Think value-added. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for regulating new ROI metrics? Think backward-compatible. If you recontextualize dynamically, you may have to transition transparently. We will incubate the capability of mindshare to drive. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. On Target Pro is the industry leader of back-end accounting. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. We believe we know that it is better to redefine nano-nano-super-holistically than to orchestrate virally. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think extensible. Think world-class. Think 60/24/7/365, revolutionary. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite defiantly. The user communities factor is 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be front-end? The all-hands meetings factor is bricks-and-clicks. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Have you ever wanted to expedite your end-to-end feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? Think B2C2B. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We will aggregate the standard industry industry jargon "short-term". The reporting factor is B2C. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (one day) be able to innovate elegantly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will amplify our capacity to visualize without depreciating our capacity to exploit. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XHTML. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for handling unplanned-for media sourcing?