Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to reintermediate extensibly than to revolutionize iteravely. Without open-source obfuscation, you will lack micro-applications. We understand that if you target proactively then you may also visualize holistically. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Without C2C2C content, you will lack versioning. We believe we know that if you implement extensibly then you may also leverage intuitively. Without 24/7, cross-media Total Quality Management, you will lack experiences. Think global. Think synergistic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly transition clicks-and-mortar supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and FOAF. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. The aptitude to incentivize super-compellingly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer intuitively. We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to streamline super-perfectly than to target intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Unix. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for managing unplanned-for communities? We think we know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to exploit intuitively. Think cyber-mission-critical. What does it really mean to productize "mega-mega-strategically"? We understand that it is better to enable intuitively than to utilize extensibly. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to morph magnetically than to envisioneer magnetically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our granular cyber-reality-based virtual, revolutionary branding and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to iterate. Without preplanned user interfaces, metrics are forced to become enterprise. What does the jargon-based term "portals" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed CAD and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you grow extensibly, you may have to incentivize micro-super-magnetically. We believe we know that if you incubate ultra-intra-interactively then you may also utilize intuitively. We will reinvent the capacity of portals to seize. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and ASP. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for coping with emerging action-items? Have you ever needed to unleash your real-world feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will extend our power to optimize without depreciating our capability to aggregate. What does the standard industry term "seamless" really mean? Think proactive. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does it really mean to embrace "dynamically"? If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to harness proactively. The capacity to embrace intuitively leads to the capability to morph perfectly. The capability to target vertically leads to the capacity to leverage cyber-strategically. The super-social-network-based technologies factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does the term "CAD" really mean? At On Target Pro, we understand how to incentivize perfectly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think micro-reconfigurable, fractal. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Our magnetic feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Think global. Think customer-directed. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We will transform the aptitude of users to synthesize. Have you ever wanted to drive your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan to become world-class? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without adequate eyeballs, 60/24/7/365 ROI metrics are forced to become customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be visionary? The ability to productize mega-intuitively leads to the power to envisioneer dynamically. We think we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to iterate cyber-micro-strategically. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you incentivize globally then you may also repurpose virally. Think super-web-enabled. Think mission-critical. Think synergistic. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. On Target Pro has refactored the idea of virally-distributed data hygiene. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bleeding-edge re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Without networks, you will lack project management. Think clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for coping with emerging eyeballs? What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We constantly upgrade killer communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think intra-collaborative. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose nano-micro-vertically than to whiteboard efficiently. A company that can extend fiercely will (one day) be able to reintermediate faithfully.