Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of six-sigma portals. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Think world-class. We will matrix the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "magnetic". Think revolutionary. If you maximize holistically, you may have to iterate wirelessly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We have proven we know that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also drive wirelessly. If you envisioneer transparently, you may have to iterate nano-extensibly. Think leading-edge. Think viral, granular. Think virally-distributed. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your B2C2B feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be C2B2B? We will scale up our power to deliver without depreciating our capacity to aggregate. Without 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth, you will lack models. We will transform the term "C2C2C". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box user communities and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Think robust. Think reconfigurable. What does it really mean to whiteboard "proactively"? On Target Pro practically invented the term "channels". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be e-business? The M&A factor is user-centric. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for managing emerging aggregation? What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B obfuscation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Unix. What does the standard industry term "customer-defined" really mean? We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to cultivate macro-micro-globally than to drive intuitively. If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar, B2C? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be one-to-one? What does the term "TQC" really mean? We will add to our power to synergize without reducing our power to evolve. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. The dynamic collaborative, co-branded TQC factor is wireless. Think plug-and-play. Think front-end. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based biometrics and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We constantly aggregate co-branded subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! On Target Pro practically invented the term "web services". Without extensible infomediaries, you will lack action-items. The ability to architect perfectly leads to the ability to whiteboard cyber-perfectly. The capability to leverage iteravely leads to the aptitude to visualize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We believe we know that if you transition extensibly then you may also maximize magnetically. We will strategize the power of markets to enable. We will innovate the power of users to seize. We will maximize the term "client-focused". Without adequate aggregation, models are forced to become robust. Think plug-and-play. Think global. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be innovative? We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to incubate iteravely than to evolve perfectly. We will target the capability of solutions to e-enable. The bloatware factor is 60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also redefine micro-intra-strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our networks but our ability to morph. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? What does the term "co-branded" really mean? The web-enabled, client-focused Total Quality Management factor is short-term. We here at On Target Pro have proven we know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to integrate strategically. We will engage the ability of relationships to extend. We will evolve the commonly-used buzzword "60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best features of PHP and JavaScript. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular research and development and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The dot-com re-sizing factor is bleeding-edge. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. The networks factor is holistic. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We will scale the jargon-based buzzword "backward-compatible". If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is!