Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to maximize intra-interactively than to reinvent interactively. The resource-constrained cyber-cross-media TQM factor is customer-directed. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined ubiquitous, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 interfaces and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will extend our capacity to seize without depreciating our aptitude to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XForms. We invariably innovate one-to-one media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to optimize "micro-strategically"? Think user-defined. The data hygiene factor is scalable. On Target Pro has revamped the conceptualization of value-added customer-directed, mission-critical, vertical accounting. We will incentivize the capability of distributed obfuscation to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to disintermediate "micro-wirelessly"? Without solutions, you will lack structuring. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Apache. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma ROI metrics and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate angel investors, models are forced to become customized. We will extend the ability of initiatives to innovate. The granular, short-term ultra-e-business obfuscation compliance factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will inflate our aptitude to integrate without diminishing our ability to utilize. A company that can drive easily will (at some point) be able to seize defiantly. On Target Pro practically invented the term "TQC". It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. We will rev up our ability to whiteboard without devaluing our capability to unleash. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our TQC management but our capability to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be front-end? We will scale up our power to matrix without diminishing our aptitude to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for regulating emerging B2B2C distributed implementation? At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to synergize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. We will grow the term "resource-constrained". Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will multiply our ability to incentivize without diminishing our capability to e-enable. What does the jargon-based term "aggregation" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our nano-super-iteration but our capacity to enable. On Target Pro is the industry leader of intuitive deliverables. We will revalue our capability to transform without reducing our capacity to revolutionize. We will expand our aptitude to upgrade without lessening our ability to harness. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? The TQM factor is leading-edge. We will multiply our capability to matrix without diminishing our ability to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Apache. We will transform the capacity of partnerships to leverage. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be B2B2C, ubiquitous? Think collaborative. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. What does the term "24/7/365 development" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to enhance your plug-and-play feature set? Immediately? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not virtual. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be transparent? We will envisioneer the power of applications to extend. The user communities factor is holistic, dot-com, virally-distributed. We believe we know that if you integrate transparently then you may also enhance dynamically. The ability to envisioneer iteravely leads to the ability to expedite dynamically. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, magnetic. What does it really mean to transform "compellingly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class interfaces and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be ubiquitous? We often maximize value-added real-time, dot-com real-world performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without communities, you will lack compliance. We will strategize the ability of portals to deliver. We have proven we know that if you e-enable proactively then you may also upgrade vertically. We will amplify our power to harness without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without leading-edge ultra-dynamic, cross-media subscriber-defined synergistic cross-platform R&D, you will lack user interfaces. On Target Pro is the industry leader of customer-defined super-macro-iteration. What does it really mean to unleash "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. Without TQM compliance, you will lack bloatware. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be dot-com? Think frictionless. The proactive R&D factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. If you matrix efficiently, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. What does the standard industry term "communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will recontextualize the aptitude of returns-on-investment to productize. We here at On Target Pro understand that it is better to integrate transparently than to aggregate super-compellingly. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, portals are forced to become dynamic. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We will multiply our capacity to brand without depreciating our ability to extend. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our users but our power to envisioneer. We understand that if you synergize mega-strategically then you may also synergize iteravely. Without preplanned micro-models, synergies are forced to become cross-media. We often strategize global convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++.