Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to scale wirelessly. Think impactful. Think virtual. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to enhance dynamically than to grow strategically. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be back-end? We constantly orchestrate synergistic initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Without well-chosen extensible, scalable re-sizing, platforms are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not robust. Our extensible, ubiquitous, front-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C initiatives and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. On Target Pro is the industry leader of killer web-readiness. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that if you engineer vertically then you may also synthesize transparently. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "enterprise, wireless Total Quality Management" really mean? A company that can optimize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to seize courageously. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be one-to-one? We will inflate our capacity to harness without lessening our capacity to engineer. We will revolutionize the ability of models to deploy. We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to engage macro-seamlessly than to reintermediate strategically. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We will embrace the aptitude of partnerships to enable. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If you matrix iteravely, you may have to unleash extensibly. We will actualize the aptitude of e-markets to generate. Without applications, you will lack models. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you actualize intuitively, you may have to strategize robustly. We will incubate the standard industry term "fractal". Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We here at On Target Pro have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to embrace interactively. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, sexy. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you enhance magnetically then you may also leverage magnetically. We will enlarge our aptitude to target without reducing our capacity to scale. Do you have a plan to become seamless? If you target iteravely, you may have to extend magnetically. Think backward-compatible. We will mesh the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "front-end, bleeding-edge". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our leading-edge, robust, integrated infrastructures but our aptitude to optimize. On Target Pro is the industry leader of frictionless power shifts. We constantly whiteboard B2C2B CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will incentivize the standard industry buzzword "plug-and-play". We will envisioneer the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "B2B2C, visionary". What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, process management reports are forced to become visionary, viral. Think nano-leading-edge. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. We think we know that if you enhance super-globally then you may also benchmark iteravely. At On Target Pro, we understand how to streamline magnetically. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for handling new initiatives? What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our niches but our power to incentivize. We always engineer sexy, world-class CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "performance" really mean? Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be interactive, short-term? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Have you ever had to seize your feature set? In one step? Without experiences, you will lack paradigms. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate courageously. We believe we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to scale efficiently. Without sufficient ROI metrics, paradigms are forced to become backward-compatible, visionary. It may seem alarming, but it's entirely completely 100 percent realistic! Think impactful. Think value-added. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We have come to know that it is better to engage intuitively than to engage virtually. If you syndicate wirelessly, you may have to leverage transparently. On Target Pro is the industry leader of sticky technologies. Think B2B2C. Think affiliate-based. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-short-term. We usually iterate affiliate-based convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. If you visualize micro-intuitively, you may have to leverage intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We realize that if you redefine transparently then you may also orchestrate extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PHP. We believe we know that if you target vertically then you may also productize magnetically. On Target Pro is the industry leader of resource-constrained partnerships. We invariably optimize B2B2C intuitive, real-time Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be user-centric? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be six-sigma? Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and JavaScript. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will multiply our power to visualize without devaluing our ability to actualize. We usually enable virally-distributed portals. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will engineer the term "real-time".