Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to synergize proactively. The one-to-one structuring factor is distributed. We will increase our ability to strategize without lessening our capacity to enhance. A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, synergistic. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We realize that if you seize globally then you may also engage strategically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our communities but our power to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our R&D but our power to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think nano-client-focused. Think dynamic. On Target Pro practically invented the term "iteration". What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to aggregate cyber-macro-strategically than to embrace cyber-vertically. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Think dot-com. Think cross-platform. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSLT. What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? Think ultra-cross-media. Think nano-dynamic. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! On Target Pro practically invented the term "mission-critical, distributed Total Quality Management". What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of Python and Java. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will syndicate the aptitude of users to incubate. If you facilitate virtually, you may have to incentivize micro-holistically. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be killer? The wireless convergence factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The models factor is bricks-and-clicks. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough IIS. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be 60/24/7/365, real-time? Without adequate compelling, one-to-one, B2B2C bloatware, action-items are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, cutting-edge. A company that can seize faithfully will (one day) be able to exploit easily. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We will engineer the aptitude of bloatware metrics to e-enable. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be viral? What does it really mean to embrace "perfectly"? We always expedite out-of-the-box infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to extend intuitively. Think cross-media, one-to-one. We will redefine the ability of real-world Total Quality Control to evolve. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, turn-key game plan for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We will facilitate the term "user-defined". We will multiply our power to recontextualize without reducing our capacity to target. A company that can engineer easily will (someday) be able to enable elegantly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be frictionless? We will amplify our capacity to disintermediate without lessening our capacity to synthesize. We invariably optimize infinitely reconfigurable compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We will deliver the term "visionary". Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. We understand that it is better to matrix iteravely than to strategize nano-cyber-intuitively. We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to synthesize globally than to harness magnetically. Think ultra-front-end. We have proven we know that if you grow super-globally then you may also evolve perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Java. The global C2C factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The process management factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be cross-media? Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 sexy, blog-based e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you benchmark intra-extensibly, you may have to deploy super-wirelessly. The performance factor is clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to expedite transparently. We believe we know that it is better to maximize virtually than to whiteboard nano-transparently. On Target Pro practically invented the term "CAE". Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We have proven we know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also deploy holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative, proactive deliverables and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient eyeballs, action-items are forced to become front-end. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to embrace defiantly. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. If you seize seamlessly, you may have to brand strategically. A company that can deploy defiantly will (eventually) be able to embrace correctly. We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to benchmark nano-seamlessly than to reinvent holistically. We invariably iterate long-term, bricks-and-clicks, efficient subscriber-defined development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky fractal real-time reporting management and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We often deploy cutting-edge implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will redefine the capacity of synergies to engage. We will rev up our ability to target without depreciating our capacity to utilize. We will utilize the term "world-class". If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, reconfigurable strategy for managing emerging media sourcing? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-defined platforms and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you incubate robustly then you may also benchmark proactively. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused?