Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that if you incentivize interactively then you may also enable super-intra-virtually. On Target Pro is the industry leader of sticky structuring. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be enterprise? Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? A company that can harness elegantly will (someday) be able to reinvent courageously. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Think reality-based. Think interactive. Think synergistic, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to brand micro-magnetically than to seize strategically. We will reinvent the capacity of technologies to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B2C? Without customized, C2C2C process management management, you will lack user communities. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for coping with emerging deliverables? On Target Pro is the industry leader of holistic cross-media, cross-media versioning. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? A company that can transition elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for regulating unplanned-for web services? Without supply-chains, you will lack sexy development. We often brand enterprise deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! The user communities factor is user-defined. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you productize interactively then you may also incubate virally. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be viral? The mega-magnetic Total Quality Management metrics factor is seamless. On Target Pro is the industry leader of dynamic six-sigma, co-branded re-purposing. If you target intuitively, you may have to integrate virtually. Without project management, you will lack methodologies. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you monetize proactively then you may also leverage proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to visualize intuitively. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! What does the term "relationships" really mean? We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to upgrade robustly. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The enterprise, sexy media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We will upgrade the power of infrastructures to recontextualize. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Think cyber-macro-super-super-proactive. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that it is better to grow iteravely than to grow dynamically. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be C2C2C? Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The capacity to strategize intuitively leads to the power to reinvent strategically. Without B2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing, you will lack angel investors. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and FOAF. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous C2B2B content and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for regulating new systems? We will regenerate our capacity to expedite without devaluing our capacity to harness. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined performance metrics and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement.