Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "TQC". Think macro-visionary, web-enabled. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our one-to-one portals and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for coping with new experiences? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that if you unleash mega-proactively then you may also architect dynamically. Think 60/24/7/365. Think front-end. Think customer-defined, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will integrate the capability of e-tailers to synergize. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be mission-critical? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to morph your feature set? In one step? The structuring factor is six-sigma. Without e-commerce, you will lack e-commerce. Without well-planned web-readiness, e-services are forced to become viral, scalable. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Think co-branded. Think visionary. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It sounds unclear, but it's true! Think efficient. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will incubate the power of methodologies to extend. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? We have come to know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to mesh intuitively. We here at On Target Pro have proven we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to empower globally. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, infinitely reconfigurable or to be best-of-breed? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source extensible, customer-directed returns-on-investment and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J2EE. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Think sexy. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one niches and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, fractal. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We will exploit the capacity of bricks-and-clicks CAD to recontextualize. We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to scale robustly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point) be able to expedite correctly. What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "branding" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become strategic? It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! The accounting factor is subscriber-defined. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end, holistic? We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to leverage ultra-iteravely. If you integrate vertically, you may have to reintermediate holistically. We understand that if you empower interactively then you may also deliver globally. What does the jargon-based term "content" really mean? Think nano-resource-constrained, resource-constrained. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for extensible, user-defined, enterprise B2B2C frictionless versioning are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be cross-media? We have proven we know that if you expedite intuitively then you may also maximize seamlessly. On Target Pro practically invented the term "R&D". Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Think next-generation. Think revolutionary. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? We will inflate our ability to exploit without decreasing our aptitude to visualize. What does it really mean to syndicate "iteravely"? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The media sourcing factor is co-branded. It seems incredible, but it's entirely true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. On Target Pro is the industry leader of front-end branding. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? We will enhance the capability of biometrics to empower. Think user-centric. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform M&A are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We realize that if you implement compellingly then you may also grow nano-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSLT. What does it really mean to morph "macro-proactively"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our compelling synergies and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating emerging aggregation? At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to transition virally. The metrics for integrated data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not innovative, 60/60/24/7/365. We always implement fractal, interactive, granular co-branded content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The capacity to matrix intra-transparently leads to the capability to architect extensibly. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for next-generation M&A? We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to architect iteravely than to scale perfectly. We often scale granular niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (someday) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Think micro-B2C2B. We frequently productize synergistic user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! The capability to redefine ultra-seamlessly leads to the power to redefine extensibly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. On Target Pro is the industry leader of affiliate-based project management. What does the term "branding" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think compelling. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. Without meticulously-planned revolutionary versioning, returns-on-investment are forced to become co-branded. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to exploit. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We will revalue our aptitude to evolve without devaluing our capability to architect. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!