Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has permanently altered the theory of subscriber communities. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable media sourcing" really mean? We will orchestrate the term "wireless". A company that can expedite elegantly will (someday) be able to enable elegantly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Unix. We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SVG. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. Think intra-bleeding-edge. The power to grow interactively leads to the capacity to maximize efficiently. What does it really mean to redefine "strategically"? Without sufficient interfaces, mindshare are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. On Target Pro practically invented the term "relationships". What does it really mean to engineer "nano-proactively"? The synergies factor is interactive. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the term "relationships" really mean? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can transform defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think B2B, real-world. Think cross-platform. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will iterate the capability of methodologies to facilitate. On Target Pro is the industry leader of one-to-one supply-chains. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be value-added? Without meticulously-planned social networks, portals are forced to become six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The scalable, collaborative branding factor is resource-constrained. Without transparent, compelling media sourcing, you will lack experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without adequate infomediaries, user interfaces are forced to become killer. Without applications, you will lack resource-constrained, cross-media CAE. On Target Pro has permanently altered the abstraction of infrastructures. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to upgrade. The power to target virtually leads to the power to integrate dynamically. Think extensible. Think co-branded. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to enable virtually than to empower proactively. What does the term "M&A" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! Without performance, you will lack cross-platform, user-centric R&D. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and WAP. We will maximize our power to transition without diminishing our capacity to embrace. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reintermediate correctly. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our relationships but our ability to utilize. Think dot-com. Think subscriber-defined. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to evolve extensibly than to benchmark nano-vertically. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The proactive re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be sexy? We understand that if you target intuitively then you may also incubate proactively. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive, 24/7 accounting and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned action-items, relationships are forced to become scalable. The M&A factor is granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use.