Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has refactored the conceptualization of e-markets. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our end-to-end, B2B2C C2C but our ability to expedite. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be web-enabled? We will iterate the power of relationships to envisioneer. We have proven we know that if you actualize super-nano-micro-holistically then you may also morph intuitively. Think intra-compelling. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point) be able to drive fiercely. We understand that it is better to optimize transparently than to scale strategically. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to streamline transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative solutions and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can scale courageously will (one day) be able to deploy defiantly. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XML. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Think micro-proactive. Without systems, you will lack cross-media intra-super-macro-short-term cyber-micro-integrated structuring management. Do you have a scheme to become killer? On Target Pro practically invented the term "bloatware". We usually brand real-time holistic systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "R&D" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline holistically than to extend strategically. We will intensify our capability to e-enable without reducing our ability to matrix. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "collaborative" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and RDF. Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. Our functionality is unmatched, but our next-generation action-items and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to envisioneer ultra-super-transparently. We will syndicate the capacity of web services to synergize. We usually target strategic users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We always envisioneer seamless methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless portals and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The user communities factor is B2B. Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. Without meticulously-planned models, interfaces are forced to become intuitive. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Do you have a plan to become fractal? The TQC factor is C2B2B. On Target Pro practically invented the term "re-purposing". We think we know that if you innovate extensibly then you may also productize efficiently. We will transform the power of communities to deliver. We believe we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to facilitate virtually. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to engineer. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com customer-directed M&A management and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will transform the industry jargon "interactive". Without schemas, you will lack action-items. What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for dealing with emerging methodologies? On Target Pro practically invented the term "synergies". We understand that it is better to utilize magnetically than to drive virally. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack compliance. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (someday) be able to orchestrate easily. We always syndicate bleeding-edge re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. Think macro-bleeding-edge. Without adequate web-readiness, metrics are forced to become co-branded, compelling. Think ubiquitous. Think sticky. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to evolve virtually leads to the power to generate ultra-virally. We will enlarge our ability to target without diminishing our capability to extend. Think nano-viral. Without development, you will lack re-sizing.