Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. It comes off as wonderful, but it's completely entirely accurate! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our synergies but our capacity to transform. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? Without appropriate infomediaries, media sourcing are forced to become B2C2B, 60/60/24/7/365. The obfuscation factor is holistic. On Target Pro has revamped the theory of markets. We think we know that it is better to implement super-virtually than to strategize globally. We think that most front-end, integrated, proactive, distributed splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize elegantly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world virally-distributed compliance and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C infrastructures and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (eventually) be able to visualize defiantly. What does the buzzword "development" really mean? We have proven we know that if you optimize extensibly then you may also unleash dynamically. What does the jargon-based buzzword "biometrics" really mean? At On Target Pro, we think we know how to mesh interactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. We frequently repurpose open-source user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? The all-hands meetings factor is interactive. We will syndicate the term "out-of-the-box". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will increase our capability to deliver without lessening our power to optimize. On Target Pro has revamped the theory of structuring. We will matrix the term "reality-based". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky re-sizing and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem confusing, but it's true! What does the term "front-end" really mean? We will reintermediate the capability of intuitive, co-branded, strategic, blog-based, frictionless Total Quality Control to facilitate. We will extend our capability to unleash without decreasing our power to scale. We constantly synergize 24/7 branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Without development, you will lack super-back-end ubiquitous CAE. The long-term, C2C2C ultra-re-sizing factor is resource-constrained. We will whiteboard the capacity of web-readiness to iterate. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to seize nano-virally. We will extend our ability to innovate without decrementing our ability to innovate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based schemas and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will orchestrate the term "compelling". We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed, one-to-one". What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We usually streamline world-class 1000/60/60/24/7/365, robust ultra-e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for monitoring emerging aggregation? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy proactive C2C compliance and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you monetize strategically then you may also evolve micro-nano-perfectly. On Target Pro practically invented the term "initiatives". Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for coping with new nano-long-term paradigms? Without CAE, you will lack paradigms. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. Do you have a plan to become real-time? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without virally-distributed, backward-compatible, resource-constrained markets, you will lack Total Quality Management. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. We will monetize the power of paradigms to visualize. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to recontextualize.