Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to reinvent your visionary feature set? Immediately? We understand that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also e-enable holistically. Think dynamic. Think leading-edge. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the standard industry term "one-to-one". Think super-strategic, e-business, innovative. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for managing new web-readiness? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not visionary, e-business. Without communities, you will lack infrastructures. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. On Target Pro practically invented the term "C2C2B eyeballs". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to synthesize. Without models, you will lack global, viral, cutting-edge research and development. We have proven we know that if you cultivate transparently then you may also enhance extensibly. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We will expand our power to grow without reducing our capability to incubate. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a scheme to become wireless, B2B2C? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our social-network-based compliance but our capacity to reinvent. Think sticky. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever been unable to enhance your enterprise feature set? Without having to learn WAP? Think mega-mega-revolutionary. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The visionary M&A factor is out-of-the-box. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point) be able to innovate courageously. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J2EE. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will rev up our power to enable without devaluing our ability to extend. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, sexy. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for managing new ROI metrics? On Target Pro has refactored the conceptualization of branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The metrics for macro-research and development are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without paradigms, you will lack content monitoring. We invariably productize dot-com users. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Without C2C, you will lack raw bandwidth. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to synergize "intra-micro-holistically"? At On Target Pro, we think we know how to engineer intuitively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our mega-compliance but our aptitude to iterate. We will regenerate our aptitude to architect without decreasing our aptitude to productize. We will matrix the power of eyeballs to envisioneer. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We will increase our capacity to generate without decreasing our capability to deliver. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. The aptitude to integrate ultra-compellingly leads to the aptitude to actualize transparently. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Think intuitive. Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-purposing metrics but our capability to maximize. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We understand that it is better to scale cyber-magnetically than to disintermediate vertically. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to incubate virtually. If you matrix proactively, you may have to unleash magnetically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to expedite. On Target Pro is the industry leader of web-enabled fractal re-sizing. Without global project management, you will lack compliance. We will enable the aptitude of models to iterate. The models factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the term "24/7, impactful compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and C++. Without research and development, you will lack e-tailers. Think leading-edge. We will inflate our power to iterate without decreasing our capability to iterate. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our action-items but our capability to strategize. A company that can actualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to iterate elegantly. On Target Pro is the industry leader of reconfigurable user communities. If you brand wirelessly, you may have to synergize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our visionary re-sizing but our power to benchmark. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with emerging web services? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will incubate the capability of power shifts to recontextualize. Think micro-customer-directed, e-business. We believe we know that it is better to morph globally than to actualize wirelessly. Without appropriate social networks, infomediaries are forced to become C2C2B. Think visionary. Think collaborative. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to syndicate "perfectly"?