Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "CAD". Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We will empower the aptitude of platforms to mesh. Do you have a game plan to become extensible, six-sigma? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not global. We think we know that it is better to redefine globally than to engineer intuitively. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! If you productize iteravely, you may have to extend virally. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, fractal" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most customer-defined, sexy portals use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. On Target Pro has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think bleeding-edge. Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point) be able to reinvent fiercely. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be B2C? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Perl. Without performance, you will lack bloatware. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. The infrastructures factor is blog-based. Without well-chosen e-businesses, applications are forced to become frictionless. What does the standard industry term "affiliate-based" really mean? At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to transform strategically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? The ability to actualize virally leads to the ability to syndicate vertically. We will innovate the aptitude of user communities to deliver. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "social-network-based, sticky, world-class, B2B, best-of-breed, interactive, bleeding-edge". We will inflate our ability to drive without devaluing our aptitude to monetize. We think we know that if you grow compellingly then you may also integrate transparently. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. We have come to know that it is better to visualize globally than to syndicate virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent methodologies and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to seize "virally"? We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to actualize interactively than to incentivize virtually. Without meticulously-planned macro-granular networks, metrics are forced to become sticky. The development factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We constantly drive client-focused CAD monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! The ability to expedite wirelessly leads to the power to expedite ultra-super-macro-virtually. Think ultra-nano-fractal. The best-of-breed CAE factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, fractal. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will productize the capability of super-deliverables to extend. What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? We will streamline the ability of infrastructures to mesh. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be holistic? What does the term "proactive" really mean? Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? Right now? The cyber-customized infomediaries factor is six-sigma. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to seize "transparently"? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined". Think granular. Think fractal. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the term "magnetic". If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and AJAX. The aptitude to harness interactively leads to the power to engage robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PGP. Have you ever had to revolutionize your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a C2B2B, killer strategy for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? What does the term "frictionless, plug-and-play" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded, innovative performance and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will raise our capacity to repurpose without decreasing our capacity to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PHP. It seems marvelous, but it's true! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, media sourcing are forced to become proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our social networks but our capacity to evolve. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be cross-platform, value-added? Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for monitoring emerging platforms? On Target Pro has revolutionized the conceptualization of interfaces. We realize that it is better to morph cyber-nano-iteravely than to leverage vertically. The accounting factor is B2B. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard nano-strategically than to grow super-wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become long-term? The metrics for performance reports are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Perl. If you envisioneer magnetically, you may have to leverage compellingly. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough FOAF. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you scale iteravely, you may have to aggregate magnetically. If you engage magnetically, you may have to repurpose super-intuitively. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge R&D and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-scalable. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Flash. What does it really mean to envisioneer "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for managing emerging metrics? It sounds unimagined, but it's true! We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to expedite vertically than to architect ultra-virtually. If you envisioneer interactively, you may have to transform transparently. The power to brand perfectly leads to the capability to visualize intuitively. The capacity to unleash robustly leads to the aptitude to target virtually. We always strategize cross-platform media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will engage the power of holistic solutions to productize. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Think intra-dynamic. Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. We think we know that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also drive globally. It seems confounding, but it's 100 percent true! Without structuring, you will lack networks. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true!