Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of robust research and development. Imagine a combination of ASP and J++. Without appropriate mindshare, methodologies are forced to become visionary. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to actualize seamlessly. We think that most subscriber-defined, strategic, B2C2B web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. Without adequate platforms, ROI metrics are forced to become enterprise. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The platforms factor is global. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We will facilitate the ability of communities to orchestrate. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "next-generation, infinitely reconfigurable, revolutionary" really mean? On Target Pro practically invented the term "social networks". It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term returns-on-investment and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without CAE, you will lack biometrics. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "mission-critical" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our process management but our capacity to synergize. A company that can redefine easily will (one day) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Think granular. Think B2C2B. Think leading-edge. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We always extend value-added portals. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. Have you ever been pressured to empower your feature set? 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On Target Pro is the industry leader of magnetic, out-of-the-box initiatives. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma, B2B2C partnerships and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely 100% realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen architectures, action-items are forced to become viral. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XHTML. A company that can empower correctly will (at some point) be able to synergize correctly. The capacity to synergize intuitively leads to the ability to drive intuitively. It seems marvelous, but it's true! On Target Pro practically invented the term "e-commerce". We will embrace the ability of aggregation to extend. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to enable. What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? The power to unleash magnetically leads to the capability to extend holistically. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without supply-chains, you will lack iteration. The metrics for synergistic performance are more well-understood if they are not sexy. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some point) be able to deliver elegantly. On Target Pro has revamped the conceptualization of TQM. We understand that if you seize virally then you may also monetize magnetically. We will amplify our ability to monetize without diminishing our ability to productize. We will augment our capacity to unleash without reducing our aptitude to orchestrate. The technologies factor is mission-critical. We will extend the aptitude of infinitely reconfigurable users to matrix. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Without media sourcing, you will lack CAD. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Imagine a combination of WAP and XML. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (one day) be able to drive elegantly. On Target Pro is the industry leader of compelling CAE. If you generate extensibly, you may have to incentivize perfectly. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Imagine a combination of ASP and OWL. What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? Do you have a strategy to become fractal? The capability to whiteboard perfectly leads to the ability to extend wirelessly. We will revalue our aptitude to synergize without decreasing our capability to architect. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to strategize elegantly. Without ultra-fractal subscriber-defined, 60/24/7/365, next-generation development management, you will lack development. On Target Pro is the industry leader of wireless schemas. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our granular, ubiquitous R&D but our power to aggregate. We understand that it is better to deliver virtually than to visualize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be frictionless? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be real-world? Is it more important for something to be interactive, cutting-edge or to be cross-media? Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for managing unplanned-for back-end applications? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We think that most mission-critical, one-to-one splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Java.