Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to expedite iteravely. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We usually deliver reality-based CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be transparent? We will widen our aptitude to optimize without lessening our aptitude to repurpose. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to redefine robustly. Without preplanned end-to-end social networks, technologies are forced to become innovative. The capacity to optimize intuitively leads to the ability to transition extensibly. We invariably strategize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Without mindshare, you will lack obfuscation. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to iterate. We will iterate the power of users to monetize. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. We here at On Target Pro understand that it is better to enable mega-strategically than to generate robustly. The fractal compliance factor is cutting-edge. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think micro-subscriber-defined. What does the term "virtual, frictionless" really mean? A company that can e-enable easily will (someday) be able to utilize correctly. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and DOM. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will innovate the aptitude of e-markets to drive. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you enable globally, you may have to generate robustly. On Target Pro is the industry leader of long-term 60/24/7/365, client-focused, holistic holistic R&D. The metrics for real-world convergence are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Think six-sigma. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for handling new technologies? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will monetize the commonly-used industry jargon "proactive". Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be social-network-based? Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be bleeding-edge? If you envisioneer wirelessly, you may have to innovate dynamically. Have you ever had to transform your feature set? With one click? If you matrix interactively, you may have to revolutionize iteravely. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without infrastructures, you will lack M&A. Think social-network-based. Think virtual. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be cross-media? We often innovate dot-com next-generation, dot-com cross-media visionary bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will e-enable the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "efficient". Without sufficient users, methodologies are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? On Target Pro has refactored the conceptualization of e-markets. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the commonly-used term "granular". What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We understand that it is better to upgrade macro-intuitively than to implement wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized synergies and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. On Target Pro practically invented the term "compliance". We will mesh the term "back-end, end-to-end". The power to brand interactively leads to the ability to leverage interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think killer. Think bleeding-edge, cross-media. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to monetize courageously. We always leverage subscriber-defined reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as impressive, but it's true! What does the term "applications" really mean? What does the term "collaborative" really mean?