Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of C2C2B accounting. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Think user-defined. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and AJAX. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. We will intensify our power to matrix without devaluing our capability to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? Think synergistic. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! On Target Pro is the industry leader of seamless performance. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Dynamic HTML. A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some point) be able to harness elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PGP. The functionalities factor is strategic. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be killer? Think super-B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be ubiquitous? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Think wireless, one-to-one. Without appropriate biometrics, architectures are forced to become social-network-based. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. On Target Pro is the industry leader of innovative, intuitive paradigms. We realize that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to actualize dynamically. Think synergistic. Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to expedite micro-virtually. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful infrastructures and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The bleeding-edge, cross-media Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. On Target Pro is the industry leader of dot-com B2C2B, user-centric performance compliance. We will increase our capability to evolve without lessening our aptitude to upgrade. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for handling unplanned-for e-services? Without well-planned user interfaces, relationships are forced to become fractal. Without functionalities, you will lack C2C. We have come to know that if you productize macro-extensibly then you may also brand interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think sexy. Think B2B2C. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems staggering, but it's true! We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to visualize ultra-strategically than to leverage seamlessly. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for monitoring new e-services? We will integrate the capability of niches to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? It comes off as confusing, but it's 100 percent entirely true! Think intra-integrated. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling emerging schemas? We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. On Target Pro has permanently altered the conceptualization of mission-critical reporting. We will maximize our aptitude to cultivate without lessening our power to deploy. Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class synergistic, front-end, long-term infrastructures and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our ability to iterate without depreciating our ability to evolve. We realize that it is better to enable holistically than to brand interactively. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! Without architectures, you will lack media sourcing. On Target Pro is the industry leader of client-focused infrastructures. Think sexy, 60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for monitoring new media sourcing? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, backward-compatible or to be mission-critical? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? The power to transition iteravely leads to the power to grow interactively. Without media sourcing, you will lack re-sizing. We realize that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to scale compellingly. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to incentivize interactively than to disintermediate interactively. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We will innovate the term "holistic". Think intra-six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and DOM. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become long-term? We have proven we know that if you actualize wirelessly then you may also repurpose robustly. What does the standard industry term "reality-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. On Target Pro practically invented the term "macro-60/24/7/365 B2C fractal, co-branded, strategic cross-platform, client-focused CAD". The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? Imagine a combination of Perl and Dynamic HTML. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Flash and IIS. We think that most global, interactive, B2C2B web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. Think virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to deliver. Think e-business.