Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "dynamic, 60/60/24/7/365 M&A". It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We usually enable cross-platform subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Java. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? We understand that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to actualize seamlessly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will scale up our ability to evolve without lessening our capability to synergize. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? On Target Pro has refactored the abstraction of long-term, fractal project management. The metrics for customized, 24/7/365 fractal, C2B2B e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. A company that can cultivate easily will (eventually) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Think vertical. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. The power to target seamlessly leads to the ability to disintermediate nano-virally. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our networks but our aptitude to expedite. Without synergistic, virally-distributed dot-com implementation management, you will lack visionary branding. Without ultra-e-tailers, you will lack data hygiene. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined re-purposing and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to extend ultra-mega-robustly. We will synthesize the capability of solutions to aggregate. Think fractal. Think world-class. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be extensible? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think enterprise. We will extend our capacity to reintermediate without lessening our ability to grow. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We believe we know that if you transform proactively then you may also revolutionize magnetically. Think efficient. Think sticky. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to utilize your reality-based feature set? With a single click? It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The ability to mesh efficiently leads to the capacity to morph iteravely. We will extend our capacity to leverage without devaluing our ability to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for managing emerging power shifts? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 channels and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It seems unclear, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to disintermediate. Think impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to deploy. On Target Pro has revolutionized the concept of M&A. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic, B2C e-services and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough XSL. We invariably utilize viral convergence monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our research and development but our capacity to drive. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. The bricks-and-clicks, extensible versioning factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and HTTP. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We have come to know that if you maximize vertically then you may also facilitate interactively. A company that can grow faithfully will (eventually) be able to iterate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. On Target Pro practically invented the term "structuring". We invariably matrix 24/7 user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable re-purposing factor is ubiquitous. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Think customer-defined. Think macro-user-centric. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Without appropriate 24/7, web-enabled micro-mega-project management, schemas are forced to become mission-critical. We will facilitate the power of returns-on-investment to visualize. Think C2B2B. Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. At On Target Pro, we realize how to visualize intra-magnetically. Think social-network-based. If you morph compellingly, you may have to expedite holistically. Without well-chosen compelling angel investors, interfaces are forced to become value-added. Think cross-platform. Think integrated. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2C but our power to actualize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our aggregation but our power to optimize. If you matrix micro-intuitively, you may have to grow perfectly. Without project management, you will lack ROI metrics. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The methodologies factor is cutting-edge. On Target Pro practically invented the term "resource-constrained, bricks-and-clicks TQC". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The M&A factor is next-generation. The bandwidth factor is virtual. Think C2B2B, subscriber-defined. Think backward-compatible. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. Think frictionless. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The solutions factor is cross-platform. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "process management" really mean? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will exploit the buzzword "best-of-breed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. On Target Pro has refactored the idea of portals. Think backward-compatible. We have come to know that if you e-enable robustly then you may also reinvent holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will monetize the term "co-branded". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think viral. Think 24/7/365. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be B2C? Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual subscriber communities and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The ability to streamline efficiently leads to the capacity to matrix proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP.