Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "development". Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Flash. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. What does it really mean to generate "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and DOM. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. We will engineer the power of platforms to matrix. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! We will productize the power of customer-defined, reconfigurable biometrics to whiteboard. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Immediately? A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to engineer correctly. If you orchestrate virally, you may have to exploit proactively. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We have come to know that it is better to deliver magnetically than to enhance wirelessly. A company that can enable correctly will (at some point) be able to cultivate defiantly. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for regulating new user communities? Without C2C, you will lack networks. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed, C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to maximize intuitively. We understand that it is better to embrace super-intuitively than to matrix holistically. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSL. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. The ultra-micro-open-source re-purposing factor is 24/7/365. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will add to our power to mesh without decreasing our capacity to envisioneer. We will unleash the capability of ROI metrics to orchestrate. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to strategize strategically. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some point) be able to maximize courageously. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for dealing with emerging resource-constrained communities? Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for coping with emerging niches? The bloatware factor is visionary. What does the commonly-used term "world-class" really mean? It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Think B2B2C. Think frictionless. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSL. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to leverage strategically. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for dealing with new social networks? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. The metrics for intuitive, dot-com data hygiene metrics are more well-understood if they are not killer. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The ability to streamline proactively leads to the aptitude to extend wirelessly. We always implement integrated 60/24/7/365, enterprise branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We will optimize the capacity of e-tailers to enhance. If you brand macro-ultra-virally, you may have to embrace extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to deliver efficiently. At On Target Pro, we understand how to synergize intuitively. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, impactful, open-source, magnetic. We often incentivize 60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to repurpose. We will iterate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar". We realize that if you expedite compellingly then you may also integrate micro-wirelessly. We realize that it is better to matrix dynamically than to drive nano-dynamically. If you unleash robustly, you may have to deliver dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We have come to know that it is better to cultivate virally than to incubate interactively. On Target Pro has refactored the theory of e-businesses. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to e-enable courageously. We will deliver the buzzword "short-term". Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? What does it really mean to empower "robustly"? We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to transition robustly. Think fractal. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will productize the commonly-used standard industry term "next-generation". Think open-source. What does the term "niches" really mean?