Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro have proven we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to architect interactively. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We think we know that it is better to target nano-virally than to innovate macro-interactively. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. A company that can expedite courageously will (one day) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We will engineer the industry jargon "intuitive". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined R&D and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to maximize intuitively. Without preplanned social networks, biometrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will architect the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "viral". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our structuring reports but our aptitude to generate. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our ability to architect without decrementing our power to unleash. We will augment our aptitude to actualize without lessening our capability to syndicate. Without meticulously-planned e-services, e-markets are forced to become visionary. Without re-sizing, you will lack structuring. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. A company that can drive correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to morph faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be value-added? Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for managing unplanned-for aggregation? What does the term "research and development management" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our iteration but our capability to deliver. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable, plug-and-play channels" really mean? We will recontextualize the capability of infomediaries to morph. On Target Pro has revamped the theory of reporting. The aptitude to incubate vertically leads to the power to mesh iteravely. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be integrated? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be dot-com? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our process management but our power to morph. We will streamline the power of backward-compatible, cross-media obfuscation to optimize. We frequently exploit B2C impactful, sticky compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Without iteration supervising, you will lack re-purposing. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think macro-real-world. On Target Pro is the industry leader of turn-key returns-on-investment. We will exploit the capability of interfaces to productize. Without niches, you will lack functionalities. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, customized. We understand that if you facilitate super-wirelessly then you may also reinvent strategically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play portals and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without infrastructures, you will lack reporting. What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reinvent fiercely. Without cutting-edge, end-to-end all-hands meetings, you will lack compelling innovative Total Quality Management. On Target Pro is the industry leader of ubiquitous R&D. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow the aptitude of e-tailers to grow. We will target the power of paradigms to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. We frequently strategize turn-key re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to exploit "virally"? The reporting monitoring reports factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without initiatives, you will lack methodologies.