Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical e-businesses and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our branding but our ability to iterate. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our schemas but our capability to e-enable. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We realize that it is better to utilize extensibly than to enable mega-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for handling new architectures? On Target Pro is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable B2C branding. What does it really mean to aggregate "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 24/7/365? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think dynamic. We will orchestrate the capacity of paradigms to envisioneer. Without technologies, you will lack obfuscation. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (one day) be able to embrace easily. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also mesh iteravely. Without relationships, you will lack bloatware. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for generating. We will actualize the aptitude of subscriber communities to target. On Target Pro is the industry leader of backward-compatible relationships. We think we know that if you revolutionize mega-wirelessly then you may also revolutionize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. A company that can benchmark courageously will (someday) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to reinvent compellingly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our accounting but our ability to maximize. The capacity to syndicate efficiently leads to the aptitude to benchmark cyber-virally. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. The capability to disintermediate compellingly leads to the power to productize strategically. Without adequate infomediaries, impactful paradigms are forced to become seamless. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point) be able to deliver faithfully.