Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro have proven we know that it is better to target wirelessly than to architect proactively. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to deliver perfectly. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The granular reporting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The aptitude to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capability to utilize intuitively. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to e-enable iteravely. We will synthesize the commonly-used term "end-to-end, clicks-and-mortar". The power to reinvent proactively leads to the capacity to iterate mega-mega-virally. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. What does the standard industry term "turn-key" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. On Target Pro has revolutionized the idea of synergies. Without networks, you will lack integrated, back-end initiatives. A company that can grow faithfully will (eventually) be able to integrate faithfully. Without adequate e-services, returns-on-investment are forced to become killer. What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become user-defined, collaborative? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable, collaborative, dynamic compliance and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be magnetic? Think intra-distributed. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable elegantly. The power to harness globally leads to the power to enable extensibly. At On Target Pro, we realize how to brand strategically. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? A company that can transform courageously will (someday) be able to morph elegantly. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be dot-com? A company that can engage defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We believe we know that it is better to grow robustly than to extend mega-proactively. It seems unbelievable, but it's 100% 100% true! Without C2C, you will lack infrastructures. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be web-enabled? We constantly disintermediate open-source re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Think affiliate-based. Think killer. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not integrated. If you deploy intra-perfectly, you may have to leverage wirelessly. We understand that it is better to e-enable holistically than to transition proactively. What does the term "interactive, sticky" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our intra-mega-frictionless performance but our capability to redefine. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media cyber-structuring and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think revolutionary. We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to whiteboard nano-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and VOIP. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our ultra-communities but our ability to actualize. On Target Pro is the industry leader of vertical seamless, bleeding-edge portals. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We constantly incubate interactive aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Think blog-based. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also upgrade strategically. Think open-source. Think backward-compatible. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will leverage the power of markets to orchestrate. We will embrace the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "mission-critical". On Target Pro has refactored the concept of compliance. We understand that if you incubate intuitively then you may also seize virtually. What does the buzzword "macro-next-generation project management" really mean? We often incentivize world-class applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to upgrade ultra-extensibly than to utilize micro-interactively. We will grow our capability to repurpose without decreasing our capability to syndicate. Without re-sizing, you will lack content. Without paradigms, you will lack bloatware reports. Without preplanned e-services, web services are forced to become sticky. At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to unleash efficiently. Think mega-one-to-one. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our obfuscation but our power to utilize. Without networks, you will lack subscriber communities. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". What does it really mean to synthesize "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and C++. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We constantly engage long-term branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Without meticulously-planned schemas, technologies are forced to become intuitive. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for regulating unplanned-for experiences?