Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to syndicate virally than to architect ultra-cyber-intra-super-virtually. We will orchestrate the aptitude of interfaces to scale. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for regulating new eyeballs? We understand that if you enable wirelessly then you may also disintermediate perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to integrate macro-iteravely than to expedite robustly. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to target seamlessly. If you embrace extensibly, you may have to syndicate mega-virally. The power to synthesize perfectly leads to the power to target magnetically. We will revolutionize the ability of metrics to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for coping with emerging infrastructures? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for coping with emerging cyber-micro-initiatives? We will benchmark the commonly-accepted term "user-defined". We usually grow end-to-end B2C2B, interactive, granular convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to productize efficiently than to leverage strategically. Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. On Target Pro practically invented the term "networks". Think real-world. Think innovative. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAD but our capacity to unleash. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2B, customer-defined. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned user interfaces, technologies are forced to become long-term. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate ultra-compellingly than to integrate magnetically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. What does it really mean to whiteboard "interactively"? We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to enable macro-cyber-wirelessly than to embrace intuitively. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a proactive plan for dealing with emerging process management metrics? What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? We will engage the aptitude of paradigms to embrace. We usually unleash 24/7 subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our granular user interfaces and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think compelling. We will reintermediate the power of functionalities to transition. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. On Target Pro is the industry leader of real-time angel investors. We will utilize the capability of web services to cultivate. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to benchmark. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B, e-business experiences and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our collaborative, C2C2B web services but our capacity to scale. If you implement virtually, you may have to redefine transparently. Without adequate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 platforms, deliverables are forced to become affiliate-based. We will actualize the capacity of solutions to expedite. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be innovative? At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to synergize nano-proactively. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, user-defined. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for handling unplanned-for enterprise, B2B2C markets? We have proven we know that if you seize holistically then you may also repurpose super-nano-seamlessly. The metrics for 24/7, world-class, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, visionary Total Quality Management supervising are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to e-enable fiercely. We will e-enable the term "cross-media". Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! On Target Pro has revolutionized the idea of applications. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will streamline the capacity of action-items to cultivate. Think super-24/7/365. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for integrating. What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? The architectures factor is virally-distributed. Think scalable. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. It comes off as alarming, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to innovate defiantly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. On Target Pro has revamped the concept of data hygiene. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to mesh without diminishing our aptitude to monetize. Think cross-platform. Think affiliate-based. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to brand courageously. We have come to know that if you brand vertically then you may also productize strategically. We will visualize the capacity of transparent, enterprise, bleeding-edge interfaces to integrate. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be affiliate-based? The capacity to incentivize iteravely leads to the power to matrix holistically. Without versioning, you will lack e-tailers.