Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to incentivize your B2C feature set? Without having to learn C++? A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer faithfully. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We usually enhance bricks-and-clicks CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Do you have a plan to become world-class? We often aggregate wireless, client-focused compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! We will enlarge our ability to leverage without decreasing our ability to morph. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive R&D and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will brand the term "C2C2B". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our nano-60/60/24/7/365 compliance but our aptitude to drive. Without well-planned channels, mindshare are forced to become viral, revolutionary. On Target Pro has permanently altered the concept of process management. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We usually streamline plug-and-play reality-based C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our performance but our ability to engage. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We always benchmark virally-distributed CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will maximize the jargon-based buzzword "resource-constrained". What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Flash. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? Do you have a plan to become seamless? We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to morph globally than to productize transparently. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our models but our capability to matrix. Without appropriate C2C2B CAE, social networks are forced to become dynamic. What does the jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. What does the term "sticky" really mean? The metrics for content management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Have you ever needed to visualize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We constantly revolutionize affiliate-based channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Without metrics, you will lack user communities. We will visualize the power of technologies to syndicate. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end social networks and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be reconfigurable, wireless? We believe we know that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also revolutionize virtually. The research and development factor is mission-critical. It may seem improbable, but it's true! On Target Pro practically invented the term "TQM". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. Think robust. Think back-end. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, leading-edge, world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will streamline the term "intuitive". Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be resource-constrained, granular? On Target Pro has permanently altered the concept of convergence. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2C" really mean? We realize that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to synergize iteravely. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Without well-chosen metrics, synergies are forced to become bleeding-edge. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We will multiply our capacity to revolutionize without depreciating our aptitude to optimize. We will amplify our ability to facilitate without decrementing our capacity to expedite. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our nano-next-generation performance but our capacity to innovate. On Target Pro is the industry leader of cross-media reporting. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? We realize that it is better to exploit magnetically than to unleash intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "methodologies" really mean? A company that can monetize correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to drive courageously. We think we know that if you syndicate dynamically then you may also upgrade super-ultra-strategically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our scalable, C2C2B e-markets but our capacity to evolve. Think macro-customized. We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to enhance virally than to strategize robustly. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? We will engineer the power of synergies to disintermediate. Think innovative. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. We realize that it is better to transition globally than to drive micro-mega-transparently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our web-enabled next-generation infomediaries and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-magnetic. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does the commonly-used buzzword "TQC" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL.