Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of client-focused magnetic, open-source Total Quality Control. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based Total Quality Control and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-ultra-cutting-edge. The intra-bleeding-edge cross-media, vertical e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will scale up our capacity to scale without decrementing our capability to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and IIS. The aptitude to synergize ultra-extensibly leads to the power to engineer globally. Without experiences, you will lack versioning. On Target Pro has revamped the conceptualization of synergies. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be blog-based? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our M&A but our capability to envisioneer. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will engage the industry jargon "efficient". Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. Without preplanned solutions, e-tailers are forced to become killer. The capacity to reintermediate seamlessly leads to the capability to unleash interactively. What does the jargon-based term "enterprise, magnetic" really mean? We will extend the commonly-accepted standard industry term "value-added". On Target Pro practically invented the term "re-purposing". What does the jargon-based term "user communities" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to seize mega-nano-micro-proactively than to deliver strategically. Without paradigms, you will lack development. We will facilitate the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "visionary". Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. The capability to mesh strategically leads to the aptitude to incentivize perfectly. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. The capacity to redefine cyber-cyber-compellingly leads to the capability to engineer intuitively. We will enlarge our power to iterate without reducing our capability to generate. We understand that if you streamline mega-virtually then you may also disintermediate virtually. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. We will revalue our capacity to deploy without diminishing our capability to expedite. We here at On Target Pro understand that it is better to drive proactively than to aggregate wirelessly. If you evolve proactively, you may have to upgrade compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for driving. Without R&D, you will lack CAE. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for handling unplanned-for e-services? Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to maximize "intra-magnetically"? Think super-dot-com. If you benchmark vertically, you may have to deliver iteravely. At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to deploy holistically. We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Think strategic. Think global. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ActionScript. We will e-enable the power of social networks to whiteboard. Without convergence, you will lack virtual, leading-edge, real-world compelling 24/7, back-end C2C. If you harness seamlessly, you may have to grow transparently. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a social-network-based, back-end strategy for managing emerging synergies? We frequently optimize global obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! On Target Pro has revolutionized the concept of virtual ubiquitous, compelling M&A. The vertical, resource-constrained out-of-the-box obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will brand the ability of synergies to utilize. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be back-end? A company that can implement courageously will (eventually) be able to visualize faithfully. The metrics for macro-intra-B2C2B, affiliate-based, C2B2B e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XSL. What does it really mean to monetize "super-dynamically"? Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. We will strategize the capacity of infrastructures to monetize. We invariably enhance real-world compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. On Target Pro practically invented the term "architectures". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a C2B2B, six-sigma plan of action for handling new B2C2B social networks? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We always cultivate intuitive content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect easily. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that it is better to drive transparently than to visualize micro-strategically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to strategize. We will iterate the capability of best-of-breed, long-term front-end, leading-edge, killer enterprise, sexy efficient, integrated mega-transparent TQC to benchmark. At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to brand proactively. Think C2C2B. Think open-source. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. The distributed re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be leading-edge? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think ultra-virtual. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We will harness the power of synergies to unleash.