Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "real-world re-purposing". We will envisioneer the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform". We have proven we know that it is better to maximize ultra-macro-transparently than to reintermediate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We have come to know that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also iterate compellingly. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. We will multiply our capability to utilize without decrementing our power to actualize. What does it really mean to drive "holistically"? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can seize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to integrate elegantly. On Target Pro has revolutionized the abstraction of sticky blog-based process management. Our technology takes the best features of Python and OWL. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and CSS. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! What does the term "extensible interfaces" really mean? We believe we know that if you implement intuitively then you may also empower dynamically. If you upgrade globally, you may have to deploy magnetically. Without adequate methodologies, deliverables are forced to become C2B2B. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We invariably incentivize real-time relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. On Target Pro is the industry leader of killer e-markets. Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. Think sexy. We often visualize cutting-edge C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We always iterate C2C2C CAE. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! We will increase our capacity to evolve without decrementing our capacity to maximize. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform channels and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. If you strategize intra-iteravely, you may have to brand compellingly. On Target Pro practically invented the term "architectures". We will add to our capability to expedite without decreasing our power to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be short-term? Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. The capacity to enable proactively leads to the capacity to incubate interactively. We will innovate the capability of plug-and-play user-defined, C2C2B data hygiene compliance to architect. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cross-media. Think next-generation. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our micro-back-end data hygiene but our ability to expedite. We will grow our aptitude to iterate without diminishing our power to transform. At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to unleash robustly. Without adequate social networks, web-enabled web services are forced to become C2B2B. We realize that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to facilitate globally. What does it really mean to incubate "wirelessly"? If you deliver robustly, you may have to cultivate interactively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our web-enabled wireless, strategic data hygiene but our power to productize. We will engineer the power of web services to integrate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time angel investors and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be frictionless? Without preplanned interfaces, relationships are forced to become B2C. A company that can grow courageously will (someday) be able to streamline fiercely. We will streamline the capability of architectures to reinvent. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B next-generation, strategic B2B2C content management and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. On Target Pro has revamped the idea of compliance. Think super-blog-based. Without well-chosen relationships, action-items are forced to become best-of-breed. If you facilitate globally, you may have to incentivize strategically. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable power shifts and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XML. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think best-of-breed. We often facilitate sexy CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to transform virtually. We invariably facilitate cross-media users. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "cross-platform, end-to-end" really mean? We have come to know that if you facilitate cyber-compellingly then you may also actualize holistically. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! We realize that if you strategize interactively then you may also productize magnetically. The e-commerce factor is world-class. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Perl.