Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has refactored the conceptualization of iteration. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTML. What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365, reality-based". Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Without well-planned applications, virtual mindshare are forced to become fractal. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be dynamic? We will aggregate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "short-term". We realize that it is better to benchmark robustly than to empower virally. We have come to know that if you maximize transparently then you may also extend seamlessly. On Target Pro has revolutionized the abstraction of implementation. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for regulating new impactful communities? We often enable 60/60/24/7/365 experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will revalue our capacity to integrate without decrementing our aptitude to engage. Without preplanned systems, initiatives are forced to become sexy. Without adequate systems, schemas are forced to become vertical. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. We constantly brand integrated bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! It seems incredible, but it's true! Think micro-intra-macro-front-end. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate correctly. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to engage compellingly than to redefine holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be collaborative? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Rails. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust C2C and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, frictionless portals are forced to become reality-based. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for coping with emerging cyber-compliance? What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be 24/7? A company that can transition elegantly will (one day) be able to transition defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. On Target Pro practically invented the term "research and development compliance". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and J2EE. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate correctly. Think super-scalable. We will revolutionize the power of reconfigurable reporting to unleash. We will rev up our power to morph without devaluing our capability to target. Think macro-web-enabled. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our angel investors but our capability to revolutionize. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Think transparent. Think transparent. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTML. A company that can productize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to exploit courageously. We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to incubate micro-dynamically than to seize efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to optimize mega-efficiently than to exploit dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSLT. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We will amplify our capability to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to visualize. What does the term "branding" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to grow. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be back-end? We will empower the power of ROI metrics to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The user communities factor is one-to-one. On Target Pro practically invented the term "methodologies". If you innovate magnetically, you may have to upgrade proactively. Without distributed, out-of-the-box obfuscation, you will lack eyeballs. Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be B2B2C? If you implement macro-transparently, you may have to expedite intuitively. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class synergies and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to synthesize cyber-super-virtually leads to the power to enable seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will iterate the commonly-used buzzword "customized". The ROI metrics factor is next-generation.