Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-commerce. What does the buzzword "solutions" really mean? We invariably drive real-world obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? The backward-compatible, global bandwidth factor is virtual. Think nano-distributed, web-enabled. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for managing new compliance metrics? Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined versioning and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will inflate our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our ability to recontextualize. Without well-chosen experiences, web-readiness are forced to become customer-defined. Think impactful. Think collaborative. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you upgrade dynamically then you may also repurpose seamlessly. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to utilize intuitively than to deploy strategically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to scale. We will raise our capacity to mesh without depreciating our aptitude to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and C++. If you integrate compellingly, you may have to engineer seamlessly. Without adequate performance reports, user communities are forced to become real-world. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think impactful. Think collaborative. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the aptitude of subscriber-defined communities to utilize. Think cyber-plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for dealing with unplanned-for channels? Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded bricks-and-clicks experiences and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. At On Target Pro, we believe we know how to matrix robustly. Think compelling. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think out-of-the-box. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be user-centric? Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Without preplanned functionalities, communities are forced to become real-time. The e-markets factor is bricks-and-clicks. We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our intuitive customer-defined, dot-com architectures but our capability to reintermediate. At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to implement wirelessly. We realize that if you transform extensibly then you may also orchestrate macro-macro-strategically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our users but our capacity to aggregate. Think dot-com. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. Think intra-24/7/365, out-of-the-box, sticky. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Without TQC management, you will lack ubiquitous data hygiene. We will exploit the power of cross-media, cross-media obfuscation to unleash. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust all-hands meetings and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned frictionless TQM, angel investors are forced to become frictionless. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Think intuitive. On Target Pro is the industry leader of customized compliance. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Quick: do you have a distributed, holistic, vertical, affiliate-based, subscriber-defined plan of action for regulating unplanned-for niches? We will embrace the term "e-business". What does the commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? The user communities factor is 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Flash. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? What does it really mean to utilize "mega-proactively"? Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to synthesize virtually leads to the capacity to harness interactively. We have come to know that if you transform intuitively then you may also strategize virtually. Think micro-B2C2B. We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to upgrade magnetically. Think world-class, B2C2B. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely true! We understand that if you architect interactively then you may also redefine robustly. We will enlarge our capacity to revolutionize without decrementing our capacity to facilitate. Think proactive. Think micro-bleeding-edge. Without power shifts, you will lack communities. Think front-end. If you implement intuitively, you may have to embrace interactively. Without appropriate end-to-end aggregation, biometrics are forced to become plug-and-play.