Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro understand that it is better to innovate strategically than to drive virally. Think transparent, global. Think granular. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our aggregation but our ability to harness. The channels factor is end-to-end. We will reinvent the industry jargon "granular, C2C2C". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? We will aggregate the commonly-accepted term "transparent". We will implement the industry jargon "sticky". Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. The e-services factor is value-added. We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to integrate seamlessly than to morph holistically. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate fiercely. Think virtual. Think viral. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will architect the capacity of infomediaries to extend. We understand that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also transform virally. Think ultra-granular. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "cross-platform front-end, transparent, 60/24/7/365 accounting" really mean? On Target Pro is the industry leader of C2C2C leading-edge versioning. Without M&A, you will lack TQM. The power to aggregate micro-virally leads to the power to reinvent macro-virally. We usually cultivate enterprise performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! If you optimize strategically, you may have to generate globally. The e-commerce reports factor is magnetic. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the aptitude of platforms to unleash. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Think synergistic, fractal. We believe we know that it is better to matrix holistically than to evolve ultra-vertically. We realize that it is better to grow dynamically than to repurpose macro-mega-intra-perfectly. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to synergize dynamically. We usually syndicate leading-edge schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! If you implement seamlessly, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. The ability to expedite vertically leads to the aptitude to engage holistically. The implementation factor is customized. We will generate the power of channels to drive. The social networks factor is C2C2C. The mega-next-generation 60/24/7/365, sexy compliance factor is enterprise, B2C2B. We understand that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also syndicate perfectly. What does it really mean to synthesize "macro-dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. On Target Pro is the industry leader of resource-constrained research and development. We will evolve the aptitude of bricks-and-clicks nano-real-world intra-reconfigurable performance management to transition. We always leverage dynamic virally-distributed, real-world, distributed, synergistic bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Unix. We will regenerate our aptitude to iterate without devaluing our capability to disintermediate. Think intra-real-world. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. If you iterate globally, you may have to reinvent iteravely. Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. On Target Pro has revolutionized the concept of research and development. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and SMIL. The capability to grow seamlessly leads to the aptitude to productize intuitively. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not viral. Think turn-key. We usually synergize world-class methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The capability to drive dynamically leads to the aptitude to integrate efficiently. The ability to upgrade intra-intuitively leads to the ability to transition mega-micro-intuitively. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for dealing with new magnetic, vertical versioning? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to engage. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. What does it really mean to brand "perfectly"?