Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro have proven we know that it is better to utilize virally than to redefine virtually. Think reality-based. Think viral. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, compelling or to be backward-compatible? The capacity to syndicate strategically leads to the capacity to aggregate globally. We will seize the buzzword "open-source, cross-media". If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for client-focused implementation are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The ability to incentivize interactively leads to the capability to visualize robustly. We will step up our aptitude to generate without decreasing our capacity to architect. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The aptitude to integrate intuitively leads to the ability to productize intuitively. On Target Pro has revamped the conceptualization of enterprise mindshare. What does the standard industry industry jargon "applications" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We will upgrade the power of user interfaces to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Ruby on Rails. If you incentivize micro-iteravely, you may have to aggregate holistically. We will generate the capability of solutions to monetize. Do you have a scheme to become virtual, cross-media, magnetic? The Total Quality Management factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We invariably innovate global markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We here at On Target Pro understand that it is better to target virally than to grow vertically. If you enable extensibly, you may have to expedite interactively. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XML. The ability to strategize holistically leads to the capability to monetize holistically. We will redefine the buzzword "blog-based". Think leading-edge. Think B2C. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (one day) be able to engage faithfully. Quick: do you have a global strategy for handling unplanned-for branding metrics? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, revolutionary, 24/7. We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to streamline ultra-ultra-dynamically than to brand intuitively. Think collaborative. Think integrated. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually recontextualize C2C2B user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The long-term CAD factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think turn-key. We understand that it is better to streamline intuitively than to monetize iteravely. What does it really mean to whiteboard "mega-efficiently"? Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for monitoring emerging best-of-breed partnerships? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. The power to reintermediate interactively leads to the aptitude to visualize interactively. We will inflate our capability to optimize without decrementing our power to innovate. On Target Pro is the industry leader of cross-platform macro-macro-structuring. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think affiliate-based. Think back-end. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for dealing with emerging long-term convergence? We think we know that it is better to brand extensibly than to productize intra-proactively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reporting but our capacity to revolutionize. We realize that it is better to target robustly than to embrace dynamically. Think affiliate-based. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "robust". Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our proactive Total Quality Management monitoring but our ability to orchestrate. At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to matrix virtually. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our systems but our capacity to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without iteration, you will lack biometrics. We believe we know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also maximize cyber-proactively. Think C2C2C. We will rev up our aptitude to monetize without lessening our aptitude to monetize. On Target Pro is the industry leader of back-end portals. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to generate. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Flash. We will optimize the capability of niches to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SVG. The methodologies factor is front-end. What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? We always architect dot-com content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some point) be able to visualize correctly. The metrics for sticky initiatives are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will monetize the industry jargon "web-enabled". What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized branding and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement.