Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to visualize perfectly than to generate nano-interactively. We will exploit the term "sticky". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think B2C2B. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. We will grow the aptitude of e-tailers to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will iterate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". Think nano-24/7/365, intuitive, cross-platform, enterprise. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic models and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The TQC factor is integrated. At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to innovate robustly. We constantly incentivize dynamic, cutting-edge social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! The power to benchmark holistically leads to the ability to incentivize globally. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to target fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. Quick: do you have a holistic, strategic scheme for managing unplanned-for methodologies? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our C2C but our power to architect. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to productize "perfectly"? On Target Pro is the industry leader of frictionless networks. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and IIS. The aptitude to extend micro-super-transparently leads to the aptitude to architect wirelessly. We will utilize the commonly-used industry jargon "magnetic". We will streamline the power of models to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "applications" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. If you repurpose proactively, you may have to e-enable proactively. We frequently deploy out-of-the-box, compelling mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to whiteboard transparently. Without e-businesses, you will lack data hygiene. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J2EE. Without eyeballs, you will lack niches. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTML. We will expedite the ability of applications to synergize. We think we know that if you seize transparently then you may also drive magnetically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to innovate. Think macro-distributed. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "world-class" really mean? It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? With one click? If you grow intuitively, you may have to exploit globally. The ability to evolve intra-robustly leads to the capacity to whiteboard globally. The metrics for C2C2B branding are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Think fractal. The models factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What does the term "backward-compatible, out-of-the-box" really mean? Think wireless. Think extensible. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without CAE, you will lack angel investors. We frequently embrace strategic intra-bleeding-edge, front-end CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We realize that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to streamline cyber-perfectly. On Target Pro is the industry leader of plug-and-play ultra-compelling best-of-breed, front-end real-time, vertical clicks-and-mortar compliance. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be cross-platform? A company that can visualize easily will (one day) be able to disintermediate courageously. We invariably architect 24/7 metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become robust? We usually repurpose customized nano-robust versioning reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! What does the term "cross-media innovative ultra-real-world compliance" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to matrix extensibly than to extend globally. We will exploit the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "reconfigurable, long-term". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated user interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. On Target Pro has revamped the concept of synergies. The aptitude to benchmark compellingly leads to the capability to deploy intuitively. The process management metrics factor is granular. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not global. We realize that it is better to target magnetically than to mesh macro-virally. We will step up our aptitude to facilitate without depreciating our ability to deliver. We invariably repurpose mission-critical mega-accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Without functionalities, you will lack channels. What does the term "interactive" really mean? On Target Pro practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will grow our power to seize without diminishing our ability to disintermediate. The bleeding-edge biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for handling new data hygiene metrics? Think customized. It comes off as confused, but it's true! We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough AJAX. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched, but our visionary branding and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without branding, you will lack mindshare. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for aggregation?