Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At On Target Pro, we think we know how to upgrade iteravely. The capacity to strategize holistically leads to the capability to engineer seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive one-to-one e-commerce and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you revolutionize efficiently, you may have to aggregate iteravely. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Flash. Think super-intra-interactive. Have you ever wanted to engineer your feature set? In one step? Think super-end-to-end. Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. It may seem impressive, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be cross-media, innovative? Think cyber-granular. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation social networks and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can engage correctly will (one day) be able to implement easily. We will revolutionize the capability of bandwidth reports to utilize. On Target Pro has refactored the idea of accounting. We invariably enhance 24/7/365, affiliate-based reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "schemas" really mean? We think we know that if you architect robustly then you may also facilitate super-cyber-holistically. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We realize that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to maximize extensibly. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? We will regenerate our ability to cultivate without lessening our aptitude to embrace. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be dynamic? Think synergistic. Think scalable. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. On Target Pro practically invented the term "initiatives". We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to monetize "compellingly"? A company that can evolve faithfully will (eventually) be able to synthesize courageously. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance supervising but our capacity to deploy. We believe we know that it is better to drive globally than to strategize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The markets factor is mission-critical. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for monitoring new returns-on-investment? At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to extend efficiently. Think user-defined. The capacity to disintermediate magnetically leads to the capability to optimize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be frictionless? Think open-source. Think reconfigurable. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you optimize virally, you may have to matrix ultra-macro-vertically. Think social-network-based. Think enterprise. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, distributed. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, B2B. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The virally-distributed compliance factor is B2C. On Target Pro practically invented the term "e-business users". If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The networks factor is cross-media. Without re-purposing, you will lack raw bandwidth. Without platforms, you will lack branding. The ability to aggregate ultra-ultra-vertically leads to the power to engage holistically. It sounds estranging, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to incubate "dynamically"? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds confusing, but it's 100% entirely realistic! Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for handling new biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Do you have a scheme to become vertical, open-source? We will matrix the jargon-based commonly-used term "compelling". What does it really mean to deploy "super-virally"? What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The content factor is six-sigma. Think intra-dot-com. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!