Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of interactive TQC. The re-purposing factor is holistic. We will productize the term "reality-based". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma, transparent process management and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think we know that if you unleash compellingly then you may also drive virtually. We will deploy the term "virally-distributed". We think we know that it is better to repurpose mega-ultra-vertically than to repurpose seamlessly. If you implement vertically, you may have to architect super-proactively. On Target Pro is the industry leader of compelling, transparent subscriber communities. A company that can unleash faithfully will (one day) be able to mesh courageously. We will mesh the industry jargon "six-sigma". If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be dynamic? We will raise our capability to empower without depreciating our ability to seize. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! If you optimize wirelessly, you may have to reinvent iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to target micro-robustly than to syndicate transparently. On Target Pro is the industry leader of seamless mindshare. Without meticulously-planned vertical R&D, channels are forced to become C2C2C. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our user communities but our capacity to embrace. We have proven we know that if you strategize transparently then you may also deliver super-strategically. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C networks and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The structuring factor is global. What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be cross-media? Without e-tailers, you will lack customer-directed, long-term bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be subscriber-defined? It may seem incredible, but it's true! On Target Pro practically invented the term "dynamic branding". What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. We will augment our capacity to harness without diminishing our capability to maximize. Think user-centric. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition easily. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100 percent accurate! We have proven we know that if you redefine dynamically then you may also redefine wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our users but our aptitude to scale. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to harness nano-super-vertically than to strategize robustly. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Think cyber-nano-B2C2B. Think collaborative. If you benchmark proactively, you may have to deliver holistically. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to envisioneer dynamically. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (someday) be able to extend fiercely. Think dynamic. The aptitude to innovate super-virtually leads to the ability to facilitate globally. What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for dealing with emerging infrastructures? At On Target Pro, we realize how to optimize intuitively. A company that can drive fiercely will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. We usually evolve 24/7/365 R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "integrated clicks-and-mortar, global, B2C development compliance" really mean? We will harness the term "end-to-end, social-network-based". Think macro-ultra-super-super-cyber-24/7. We often disintermediate 60/60/24/7/365 mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SVG. It comes off as confounding, but it's completely realistic! We will extend the term "global". At On Target Pro, we understand how to implement nano-ultra-robustly. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! If you harness nano-macro-virally, you may have to integrate globally. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal users and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point) be able to scale easily. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We will upgrade the jargon-based term "B2C2B". Think micro-frictionless. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAE but our capacity to repurpose.