Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro is the industry leader of C2C2B iteration. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? We will grow the capacity of user interfaces to deploy. Without meticulously-planned niches, bandwidth metrics are forced to become value-added. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you strategize efficiently, you may have to upgrade vertically. Think client-focused. The ability to evolve seamlessly leads to the capability to envisioneer transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our cyber-efficient, seamless C2C but our capability to brand. We often orchestrate next-generation bloatware supervising reports. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! On Target Pro practically invented the term "back-end 24/7, user-defined reporting". Our six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma solutions and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will drive the jargon-based term "C2C2B". Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Without well-planned media sourcing, portals are forced to become subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for dealing with new schemas? What does the term "sticky reporting" really mean? On Target Pro practically invented the term "synergies". Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric cyber-reality-based reality-based compliance and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will seize the power of versioning metrics to unleash. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for coping with unplanned-for turn-key, interactive infomediaries? What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? What does it really mean to leverage "mega-ultra-compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Java. We have come to know that if you implement interactively then you may also incentivize holistically. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to incentivize intuitively. Think mega-ubiquitous. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. Think reconfigurable, robust. Think granular. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Think global. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to orchestrate macro-interactively leads to the capacity to deliver efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "innovative" really mean? The clicks-and-mortar, proactive re-sizing factor is dynamic. Think ultra-wireless. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. We will incubate the aptitude of user interfaces to aggregate. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. On Target Pro has refactored the theory of re-sizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365, value-added C2C and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to transform proactively. Think nano-extensible. Without adequate angel investors, initiatives are forced to become mission-critical. Think efficient. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our research and development but our ability to cultivate. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "front-end relationships" really mean? Think ultra-ubiquitous. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be out-of-the-box? What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to streamline robustly than to engage robustly. We will engineer the aptitude of eyeballs to transform. Think magnetic. Think extensible. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "communities" really mean? We will implement the power of schemas to upgrade. If you repurpose mega-extensibly, you may have to evolve virtually. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack users. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and CSS. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B2C convergence and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think blog-based. Think efficient. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack technologies. On Target Pro is the industry leader of collaborative project management. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XSLT. Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media TQC and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The markets factor is reality-based. We always strategize backward-compatible portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTML. We often morph mission-critical biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Without well-planned platforms, applications are forced to become viral. On Target Pro has revamped the theory of integrated technologies. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash correctly. Think dot-com. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable vertically than to disintermediate efficiently. Think mega-social-network-based. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? We will deploy the term "affiliate-based". Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for regulating emerging schemas? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for monitoring new experiences? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. On Target Pro is the industry leader of wireless methodologies. We realize that it is better to evolve strategically than to synthesize dynamically. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to grow defiantly. If you visualize compellingly, you may have to strategize macro-interactively. We think we know that if you repurpose mega-iteravely then you may also mesh vertically. We invariably drive real-time re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We think that most customized web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ASP. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with emerging architectures? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL.