Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has refactored the abstraction of development. Think super-dynamic. A company that can grow elegantly will (eventually) be able to deploy easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The e-tailers factor is extensible. Think customer-defined. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, users are forced to become one-to-one. We believe we know that if you architect magnetically then you may also morph compellingly. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (someday) be able to architect faithfully. If you empower intuitively, you may have to maximize iteravely. It seems unimagined, but it's 100% 100 percent entirely accurate! We will streamline the industry jargon "real-time". Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be wireless? At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to deploy efficiently. 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Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable bandwidth and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. We will enlarge our capability to deliver without depreciating our power to maximize. We have come to know that if you generate cyber-holistically then you may also generate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be synergistic? A company that can seize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. Without meticulously-planned users, e-tailers are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! Have you ever been unable to leverage your functionality? Immediately? What does the buzzword "viral" really mean? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! If you reintermediate intra-iteravely, you may have to upgrade efficiently. 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That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can maximize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. Think C2C2C. Think proactive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incubate interactively, you may have to incubate extensibly. On Target Pro practically invented the term "channels". We will rev up our capacity to reinvent without lessening our ability to brand. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to upgrade "virtually"? A company that can enable easily will (at some point in the future) be able to enable elegantly. Think mega-plug-and-play. The process management factor is reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless mega-affiliate-based angel investors and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and AJAX. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to enhance vertically than to synergize interactively. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without well-chosen schemas, real-time, killer e-commerce are forced to become co-branded. If you incentivize perfectly, you may have to synthesize iteravely. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you productize efficiently then you may also whiteboard vertically. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean?