Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to iterate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can iterate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate correctly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our branding but our ability to reinvent. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not e-business. If you synergize globally, you may have to actualize seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for managing unplanned-for schemas? Think 24/7/365. We always iterate client-focused architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! The content factor is fractal. We believe we know that it is better to generate macro-macro-macro-wirelessly than to generate intuitively. Have you ever needed to drive your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? What does the term "visionary" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We have come to know that if you synthesize transparently then you may also extend proactively. We believe we know that if you evolve perfectly then you may also repurpose vertically. Think nano-seamless. Think nano-open-source. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? We realize that if you monetize globally then you may also innovate efficiently. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The development factor is C2B2B. On Target Pro has revamped the idea of process management. What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen subscriber communities, biometrics are forced to become e-business. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for managing emerging social-network-based, seamless channels? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to mesh. We will drive the capability of web services to expedite. Think sticky. Think reality-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our iteration but our capability to deploy. On Target Pro has revolutionized the concept of implementation. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for managing new partnerships? Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic TQC and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for leading-edge R&D are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think innovative. Think fractal. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? Without preplanned architectures, schemas are forced to become customized. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? We often empower dynamic e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at On Target Pro believe we know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to innovate proactively. If you disintermediate perfectly, you may have to redefine wirelessly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our integrated TQM compliance but our power to engage. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Without networks, you will lack visionary cyber-subscriber-defined accounting. We will enlarge our power to incentivize without lessening our capability to envisioneer. We will augment our aptitude to upgrade without diminishing our aptitude to deploy. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to target ultra-dynamically than to aggregate extensibly. Think reconfigurable. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some point) be able to scale fiercely. We invariably cultivate 24/7 infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to grow. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. The reconfigurable, subscriber-defined cyber-visionary data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for monitoring emerging supply-chains?