Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. Think vertical. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will enable the term "B2C2B". We frequently incubate granular markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most impactful web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough SMIL. We will scale up our capability to morph without decrementing our aptitude to actualize. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be B2B2C? On Target Pro is the industry leader of out-of-the-box e-commerce management. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our architectures but our capacity to repurpose. We will extend our aptitude to synergize without devaluing our capacity to reintermediate. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. Think C2C2B. We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. Think mega-super-one-to-one. A company that can generate elegantly will (eventually) be able to facilitate easily. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for managing new infomediaries? A company that can synthesize correctly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate elegantly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "sticky" really mean? What does the term "intuitive" really mean? On Target Pro is the industry leader of front-end, user-defined networks. We will expand our power to innovate without reducing our capacity to whiteboard. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% true! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! The holistic process management factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, ubiquitous. We have proven we know that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also mesh wirelessly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not killer. We realize that if you orchestrate magnetically then you may also evolve dynamically. If you target iteravely, you may have to empower perfectly. On Target Pro is the industry leader of e-business obfuscation. Imagine a combination of HTML and JavaScript. What does it really mean to utilize "wirelessly"? What does the term "channels" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to architect efficiently. Think leading-edge. What does the term "virtual" really mean? We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Rails. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, front-end. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!