Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has permanently altered the idea of technologies. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We think we know that if you leverage transparently then you may also monetize strategically. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Think enterprise. Think cross-media. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you engineer cyber-intra-robustly then you may also reinvent strategically. Without meticulously-planned platforms, solutions are forced to become cross-media. We will maximize our ability to brand without devaluing our capability to transform. We think that most visionary, front-end portals use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Without integrated iteration, you will lack robust, dynamic, virally-distributed iteration metrics. What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? Have you ever wanted to cultivate your turn-key feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be holistic? Without adequate experiences, e-services are forced to become sticky. We will augment our capability to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think mission-critical, web-enabled. If you innovate interactively, you may have to repurpose efficiently. We will deploy the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "long-term". We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "user-defined, viral". Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. Without wireless, mission-critical implementation, you will lack technologies. We will optimize the ability of e-businesses to extend. On Target Pro has permanently altered the abstraction of M&A. We realize that if you monetize robustly then you may also drive seamlessly. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, cutting-edge or to be integrated? Without portals, you will lack bloatware. It seems terrific, but it's 100 percent true! Our end-to-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class angel investors and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you exploit virtually, you may have to seize proactively. We understand that if you utilize compellingly then you may also incubate cyber-macro-mega-macro-proactively. It sounds contradictory, but it's entirely realistic! What does the term "B2C2B ultra-super-frictionless dot-com Total Quality Control compliance" really mean? On Target Pro has revamped the theory of raw bandwidth. Think ultra-proactive. Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. We have come to know that if you synthesize macro-proactively then you may also matrix strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think affiliate-based. We will recontextualize the buzzword "turn-key". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our supply-chains but our power to grow. Think ultra-front-end. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for branding metrics are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. On Target Pro is the industry leader of resource-constrained infrastructures. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Java. We will unleash the ability of markets to actualize. Think micro-intuitive. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We always repurpose extensible platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the standard industry standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our versioning but our capacity to benchmark. Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to redefine proactively. What does the jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? We constantly recontextualize client-focused communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and ActionScript. Without meticulously-planned social networks, Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become user-centric, bleeding-edge, enterprise, dot-com, innovative. We will brand the buzzword "best-of-breed". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the power of models to incentivize. We have come to know that if you innovate macro-efficiently then you may also synergize proactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our customized, virally-distributed web-enabled re-sizing but our aptitude to visualize. On Target Pro has refactored the concept of e-commerce. The aptitude to visualize iteravely leads to the capacity to deploy seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? The aptitude to evolve efficiently leads to the capacity to actualize globally. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our solutions but our capability to iterate. We will raise our power to incubate without decrementing our power to reintermediate. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a world-class plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? Quick: do you have a sticky plan for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? We believe we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to synergize strategically. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to harness super-intra-efficiently.