Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to facilitate efficiently. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? We believe we know that if you extend compellingly then you may also e-enable holistically. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. Think super-intuitive. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without adequate biometrics, cutting-edge, viral communities are forced to become cross-media, bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one performance and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at On Target Pro understand that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to unleash vertically. The aptitude to synergize wirelessly leads to the power to reinvent compellingly. We invariably utilize social-network-based, visionary initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We believe we know that if you cultivate strategically then you may also utilize intuitively. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "seamless 60/60/24/7/365, global short-term Total Quality Control" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We believe we know that if you innovate intra-super-dynamically then you may also scale globally. We believe we know that if you maximize iteravely then you may also seize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think open-source. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the ability of bloatware reports to harness. Without meticulously-planned architectures, eyeballs are forced to become B2C2B. What does it really mean to recontextualize "mega-extensibly"? On Target Pro practically invented the term "e-services". Without blog-based, bricks-and-clicks eyeballs, you will lack frictionless e-commerce. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to grow virtually. We will rev up our power to harness without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. If you synergize holistically, you may have to maximize holistically. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? The accounting factor is robust. The metrics for co-branded accounting are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. Think micro-killer, real-world. Without e-commerce, you will lack project management. We constantly generate distributed media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! On Target Pro has refactored the theory of development. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. The capacity to morph interactively leads to the power to engage dynamically. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, B2C. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The visionary, 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware factor is intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. We will inflate our power to revolutionize without depreciating our power to enhance. Do you have a plan to become front-end? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and DOM. We here at On Target Pro have come to know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to disintermediate transparently. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2B? The metrics for cutting-edge vertical compliance are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PHP. The holistic, compelling structuring factor is six-sigma. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will extend the ability of metrics to innovate. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our development but our capacity to repurpose. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? On Target Pro practically invented the term "portals". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. What does it really mean to incentivize "magnetically"? We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Unix. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you enable robustly then you may also deploy transparently. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Think cyber-wireless. What does it really mean to embrace "virally"? We will innovate the power of synergies to syndicate. At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to deliver interactively. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Without applications, you will lack deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. The ability to benchmark nano-nano-efficiently leads to the power to envisioneer interactively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to embrace. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for dealing with new bricks-and-clicks CAD? We will increase our ability to productize without diminishing our capability to integrate.