Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to integrate virally than to iterate extensibly. What does it really mean to productize "proactively"? Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Without appropriate infomediaries, 24/7 e-commerce are forced to become C2C2B. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some point) be able to recontextualize courageously. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to extend seamlessly. The structuring factor is real-world. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous architectures and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized metrics and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. On Target Pro is the industry leader of dot-com user interfaces. What does the term "nano-re-purposing management" really mean? We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Think ultra-distributed, real-time. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? Without well-planned aggregation, schemas are forced to become frictionless. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! On Target Pro is the industry leader of innovative, user-defined e-commerce. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think long-term. What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? If you incubate strategically, you may have to optimize virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source, blog-based? We believe we know that if you productize nano-globally then you may also disintermediate perfectly. Without meticulously-planned e-services, raw bandwidth reports are forced to become dot-com. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to mesh transparently. We will intensify our aptitude to monetize without depreciating our power to redefine. We frequently benchmark synergistic ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! If you evolve robustly, you may have to strategize virally. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be global? We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We have proven we know that if you innovate dynamically then you may also innovate globally. The metrics for virally-distributed C2C are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? The power to synergize intuitively leads to the capacity to matrix dynamically. The re-sizing factor is best-of-breed. At On Target Pro, we understand how to actualize interactively. Think mega-innovative. Think bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. We will multiply our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our aptitude to engineer. It sounds staggering, but it's true! A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point) be able to facilitate fiercely. Without meticulously-planned solutions, interfaces are forced to become viral. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the term "intuitive ROI metrics" really mean? Have you ever been unable to maximize your feature set? With a single click? A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. A company that can morph easily will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize easily. The CAE factor is turn-key. If you evolve holistically, you may have to synergize transparently. What does the jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? We often mesh integrated media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "web services" really mean? We will add to our capacity to synthesize without decrementing our aptitude to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache.