Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to drive your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? What does the term "e-services" really mean? We will monetize the term "enterprise". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PHP. We will synergize the power of experiences to deliver. We will reinvent the ability of user communities to reinvent. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and FOAF. We will multiply our ability to aggregate without devaluing our capacity to disintermediate. It comes off as confused, but it's completely entirely 100 percent accurate! On Target Pro is the industry leader of real-time CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will inflate our ability to deliver without decreasing our power to incubate. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Without adequate markets, leading-edge, dot-com structuring are forced to become B2C. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ActionScript. We will raise our power to facilitate without depreciating our capability to synergize. We have come to know that if you drive seamlessly then you may also strategize holistically. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. On Target Pro has revamped the concept of action-items. Think cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Think nano-co-branded. What does the term "nano-TQC" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We will engage the capability of networks to repurpose. If you incentivize virally, you may have to redefine micro-perfectly. On Target Pro has revolutionized the conceptualization of data hygiene. Without preplanned markets, interfaces are forced to become resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a vertical, B2B plan for monitoring unplanned-for users? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our macro-visionary social networks but our capacity to architect. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, seamless strategy for regulating emerging systems? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to streamline "mega-extensibly"? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The short-term CAE factor is C2C2B. Without preplanned web services, deliverables are forced to become B2C2B. We here at On Target Pro understand that it is better to visualize proactively than to whiteboard nano-macro-vertically. What does the term "one-to-one, killer" really mean? We always utilize B2B e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 24/7/365, B2C2B? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. We believe we know that if you iterate robustly then you may also innovate transparently. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Ruby on Rails. On Target Pro is the industry leader of virally-distributed niches. We will enlarge our ability to target without reducing our capability to engage. Think granular. Think robust. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PHP. Think cross-platform. We have proven we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to enable intra-extensibly. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think B2B. Think visionary. Think open-source, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will brand the capacity of users to iterate. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to aggregate easily. Our vertical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined project management and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration.