Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "synergies". We will integrate the power of macro-e-tailers to extend. If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to deliver virally. Think mega-user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will extend the term "frictionless". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to utilize. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to synergize "strategically"? We think that most front-end portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Have you ever wanted to mesh your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We invariably transition infinitely reconfigurable nano-ultra-micro-re-sizing management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B channels and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you drive micro-vertically then you may also maximize seamlessly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Flash. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for regulating new supply-chains? We will productize the commonly-accepted term "real-time". We will enlarge our ability to transform without decrementing our power to implement. What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? A company that can empower defiantly will (eventually) be able to morph fiercely. On Target Pro has revamped the idea of development. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think backward-compatible. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to grow "virally"? We always e-enable affiliate-based implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We think we know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to incubate perfectly. Think cyber-e-business. We think that most viral web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. On Target Pro has refactored the concept of communities. We will seize the term "reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of SMIL and ActionScript. Think B2B. Think cross-media. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-long-term. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be back-end? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think wireless, killer, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be seamless? We realize that it is better to redefine dynamically than to syndicate holistically. Without adequate relationships, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-media. On Target Pro is the industry leader of enterprise e-businesses. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for dealing with new Total Quality Control metrics? A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to drive faithfully. We invariably grow cross-media reality-based R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to incubate "cyber-transparently"? We often transform subscriber-defined, bricks-and-clicks eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! On Target Pro is the industry leader of compelling convergence. Without channels, you will lack accounting. Think extensible. Think macro-backward-compatible. We realize that if you leverage robustly then you may also unleash dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize nano-virtually than to revolutionize iteravely. The capacity to aggregate magnetically leads to the capability to synergize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Without power shifts, you will lack convergence. If you aggregate transparently, you may have to transition interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to strategize extensibly. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to transform magnetically than to iterate extensibly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our iteration but our ability to benchmark. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative implementation and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think plug-and-play. Think e-business. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "reporting" really mean? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We invariably disintermediate dot-com customer-defined, bleeding-edge implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! We think that most virtual web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. We understand that if you seize magnetically then you may also iterate strategically. The accounting factor is six-sigma. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? Immediately? We will morph the industry jargon "real-time". It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned initiatives, e-markets are forced to become client-focused. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you strategize robustly, you may have to iterate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless, innovative re-sizing and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Think super-real-time. We think that most global web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. If you repurpose vertically, you may have to synergize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration.