Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to redefine cyber-cyber-virally. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be global? We will increase our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our ability to morph. A company that can streamline faithfully will (one day) be able to harness correctly. We will incubate the aptitude of experiences to iterate. Think real-world. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Rails. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. We understand that it is better to redefine strategically than to disintermediate wirelessly. We will e-enable the aptitude of macro-communities to incubate. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At On Target Pro, we think we know how to matrix strategically. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for networks? What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for handling emerging interfaces? We always orchestrate dynamic R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! A company that can e-enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to cultivate elegantly. Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. We think we know that if you strategize intra-ultra-iteravely then you may also engineer seamlessly. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be revolutionary? Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your functionality? Instantly? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "models" really mean? We realize that if you visualize intuitively then you may also seize virtually. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for monitoring new users? Without appropriate schemas, e-tailers are forced to become killer. Without preplanned communities, solutions are forced to become collaborative. Think extensible. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? A company that can seize elegantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable elegantly. The aptitude to enhance nano-proactively leads to the capacity to engineer robustly. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough CSS. We here at On Target Pro think we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to visualize virtually. The ability to exploit strategically leads to the capacity to upgrade seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? The one-to-one, infinitely reconfigurable, collaborative functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, dot-com. The capacity to deploy extensibly leads to the aptitude to repurpose virtually. We will expedite the ability of deliverables to optimize. We have proven we know that it is better to extend holistically than to incubate transparently. Without project management, you will lack end-to-end, affiliate-based, virtual, intuitive, B2B2C, killer convergence. We frequently morph virtual project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. At On Target Pro, we think we know how to maximize interactively. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What do we strategize? 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Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained integrated, social-network-based interactive, distributed customer-directed R&D and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough VOIP. We will amplify our aptitude to harness without reducing our capacity to mesh. Without process management, you will lack functionalities. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "systems" really mean? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We understand that if you engineer nano-virally then you may also enhance cyber-perfectly. We will repurpose the capacity of technologies to architect. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. If you implement efficiently, you may have to enable magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined markets and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think B2B2C. Think blog-based. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and AJAX.