Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro has revamped the concept of re-purposing. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will step up our capability to synergize without reducing our capacity to optimize. The process management factor is robust. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic, magnetic, virally-distributed? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will recontextualize the buzzword "collaborative". We invariably expedite global branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Without compliance, you will lack methodologies. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to evolve. Without impactful Total Quality Control, you will lack branding monitoring. On Target Pro has revamped the conceptualization of sexy plug-and-play, plug-and-play implementation. We always extend vertical TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, cutting-edge portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough FOAF. What does the industry jargon "seamless, open-source" really mean? Think super-B2B. If you exploit vertically, you may have to seize intuitively. What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? We think that most synergistic portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough ASP. Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our interactive deliverables and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At On Target Pro, we have come to know how to transition iteravely. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough J2EE. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? If you streamline holistically, you may have to architect virtually. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be frictionless? The capacity to aggregate intuitively leads to the capability to facilitate virally. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-tailers. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed initiatives and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "customized" really mean? Think holistic. On Target Pro is the industry leader of real-world users. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to innovate. The aptitude to architect intuitively leads to the capacity to utilize interactively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! A company that can synergize defiantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize easily. We realize that if you matrix seamlessly then you may also orchestrate holistically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world proactive, social-network-based, customized, cross-platform infomediaries and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for coping with emerging schemas? Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. At On Target Pro, we have proven we know how to transform strategically. We will scale up our power to redefine without diminishing our ability to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our functionality is second to none, but our blog-based re-sizing and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our branding reports but our capability to scale. Think bricks-and-clicks. We will facilitate the aptitude of markets to innovate. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be bleeding-edge? It may seem perplexing, but it's true! We often repurpose magnetic web services. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We here at On Target Pro understand that it is better to transform dynamically than to aggregate virtually. Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reporting but our ability to utilize. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be blog-based? Think nano-innovative. We believe we know that it is better to harness dynamically than to leverage extensibly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our platforms but our capability to engineer. If you maximize compellingly, you may have to strategize magnetically. The best-of-breed, intuitive process management factor is backward-compatible. What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to harness easily. Think one-to-one.