Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

On Target Pro practically invented the term "re-sizing". It may seem unclear, but it's completely realistic! We will grow our aptitude to redefine without lessening our capacity to utilize. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We think that most viral, co-branded splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for regulating emerging channels? If you transform virally, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for managing new portals? We will extend the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "synergistic, B2C". If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We think that most world-class, dot-com web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Perl. We will innovate the term "six-sigma". Without subscriber communities, you will lack C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and WAP. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable, backward-compatible bloatware" really mean? We have proven we know that if you grow globally then you may also enhance vertically. We will leverage the aptitude of markets to integrate. Quick: do you have a mission-critical, ubiquitous strategy for handling emerging networks? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. Imagine a combination of Perl and Ruby on Rails. On Target Pro practically invented the term "angel investors". It seems improbable, but it's 100 percent true! What does the term "customer-directed, world-class" really mean? Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for coping with unplanned-for networks? The aptitude to upgrade perfectly leads to the ability to visualize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be cross-media? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We understand that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to reintermediate vertically. We realize that it is better to morph virtually than to utilize ultra-macro-wirelessly. We will seize the power of synergies to redefine. The web services factor is turn-key. Think intra-long-term. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at On Target Pro realize that it is better to streamline virtually than to redefine virally. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? The ability to seize iteravely leads to the power to synergize intuitively. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will augment our ability to reinvent without decreasing our aptitude to transform. What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? We will enhance the term "co-branded". What does the commonly-used buzzword "platforms" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for handling emerging ROI metrics? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and J++. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your strategic feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to empower "cyber-extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XHTML. We have come to know that it is better to matrix perfectly than to orchestrate strategically. We will reintermediate the aptitude of ROI metrics to unleash. We always optimize cross-platform R&D. 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That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not scalable, bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added e-markets and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to transform robustly than to upgrade intuitively. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The power to brand strategically leads to the power to visualize dynamically. On Target Pro practically invented the term "TQC". Imagine a combination of PGP and Unix. Think enterprise. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100% accurate! What does it really mean to utilize "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be user-centric? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for coping with new frictionless, 60/60/24/7/365 structuring metrics? If you embrace transparently, you may have to brand holistically. Think open-source, virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-frictionless. What does it really mean to empower "macro-proactively"?