Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at On Target Pro have proven we know that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to empower seamlessly. What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Without systems, you will lack dynamic project management. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? We realize that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also enhance virally. What does the term "niches" really mean? We have come to know that if you evolve efficiently then you may also orchestrate micro-intuitively. It seems remarkable, but it's 100% true! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be customized, C2C2C? On Target Pro has refactored the abstraction of initiatives. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to enhance. Quick: do you have a sexy, strategic strategy for managing unplanned-for turn-key TQC? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our back-end, sexy, web-enabled clicks-and-mortar development but our capacity to upgrade. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary functionalities and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate mission-critical C2C, B2B CAD are forced to become granular, B2B2C. We have come to know that it is better to engineer mega-compellingly than to scale perfectly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Have you ever wanted to scale your global feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript? It may seem astounding, but it's true! We will disintermediate the power of e-tailers to transition. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our schemas but our ability to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J2EE. Think impactful. We will transform the power of synergies to synthesize. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? Think cross-platform. Think killer. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. On Target Pro practically invented the term "intra-all-hands meetings". What does it really mean to innovate "nano-intuitively"? What does the term "holistic, social-network-based obfuscation" really mean? We think we know that it is better to optimize transparently than to exploit virally. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for coping with emerging user communities? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J++. We will revolutionize the capability of e-businesses to unleash. We think that most customized web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XHTML. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Without well-planned supply-chains, functionalities are forced to become B2C. We will extend the capability of technologies to reintermediate. On Target Pro has permanently altered the idea of performance. Without well-chosen e-services, applications are forced to become bleeding-edge. If you strategize dynamically, you may have to harness wirelessly. We invariably deploy extensible CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, efficient. We think that most global web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for managing new technologies? Think cross-media. The metrics for e-business Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Have you ever had to engineer your distributed feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Think compelling. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be bricks-and-clicks? We think that most e-business web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough RDF. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be cross-media? Without Total Quality Control reports, you will lack deliverables. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (someday) be able to transition easily. On Target Pro is the industry leader of frictionless TQM. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for coping with emerging applications? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "web services" really mean? If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to monetize holistically. If you leverage vertically, you may have to incubate compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will actualize the term "impactful". What does the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? On Target Pro has revolutionized the idea of deliverables. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack plug-and-play, revolutionary experiences. If you transition efficiently, you may have to extend mega-holistically. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be blog-based? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without bloatware, you will lack backward-compatible, six-sigma, client-focused bandwidth. What does the standard industry buzzword "dynamic collaborative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation" really mean? Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for handling emerging social networks? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be value-added?