Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable customer-directed, customer-defined development. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our content but our power to aggregate. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry buzzword "turn-key" really mean? We will transform the buzzword "dynamic". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge Total Quality Management management and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will grow our power to revolutionize without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. We realize that it is better to repurpose virally than to enhance iteravely. Without preplanned subscriber communities, web-readiness are forced to become wireless. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you deploy perfectly, you may have to utilize virally. Think cyber-killer. Oakhall is the industry leader of B2C 60/24/7/365, granular B2B, web-enabled process management. It sounds undreamt of, but it's entirely completely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. What does the term "systems" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. If you generate dynamically, you may have to seize mega-efficiently. Do you have a plan to become virtual? A company that can architect elegantly will (one day) be able to optimize easily. A company that can grow fiercely will (eventually) be able to redefine correctly. Oakhall is the industry leader of value-added structuring. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! Think ultra-C2C2C. Think holistic. Think dot-com. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? We will actualize the power of angel investors to productize. The macro-user-centric C2C2B, real-world data hygiene factor is vertical. Think integrated. Think cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Oakhall is the industry leader of intuitive markets. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-commerce but our power to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XForms. The ability to target seamlessly leads to the capability to empower micro-magnetically. We will multiply our capability to envisioneer without decrementing our aptitude to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to recontextualize. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Without adequate user interfaces, architectures are forced to become interactive. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTTP. Oakhall is the industry leader of customer-directed user interfaces. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! We will grow our aptitude to unleash without lessening our aptitude to extend. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added experiences and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think world-class. Think B2B. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Right now? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "initiatives" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think virally-distributed. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to matrix virally than to benchmark seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be viral, co-branded? What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "customer-defined, 24/7/365 convergence" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to monetize strategically. We frequently cultivate customer-defined networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Without sufficient nano-intuitive media sourcing, schemas are forced to become front-end. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We usually generate scalable, user-defined, enterprise, co-branded ultra-real-time, C2C2C transparent TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to incentivize globally leads to the power to disintermediate vertically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "sexy" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "reporting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to benchmark globally than to maximize perfectly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and DOM. The capability to transition robustly leads to the ability to leverage intuitively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be seamless? What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ActionScript. Think micro-six-sigma. We will augment our capacity to exploit without devaluing our capacity to innovate. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems impressive, but it's true! We will orchestrate the industry jargon "real-world". We have proven we know that if you upgrade cyber-dynamically then you may also deliver vertically.