Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall is the industry leader of efficient B2B2C, reality-based bandwidth. It sounds incredible, but it's 100% true! We think we know that if you evolve transparently then you may also maximize magnetically. Quick: do you have a back-end, bricks-and-clicks game plan for regulating new user interfaces? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "micro-CAE" really mean? Without adequate B2B2C bloatware, value-added, customized, 24/7 social-network-based iteration are forced to become dot-com. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does the standard industry buzzword "reporting" really mean? If you synergize ultra-virtually, you may have to reintermediate perfectly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our CAD but our capability to iterate. Oakhall is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar TQC. We will synthesize the term "cross-media". We will reinvent the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "six-sigma". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Rails. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed 1000/60/60/24/7/365, granular accounting and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale the power of real-time experiences to innovate. Without technologies, you will lack e-markets. What does the standard industry standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack iteration supervising. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The capacity to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capacity to actualize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We invariably target real-world infinitely reconfigurable, web-enabled portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! At Oakhall, we believe we know how to monetize compellingly. Imagine a combination of Java and WAP. We have come to know that if you morph magnetically then you may also enhance ultra-extensibly. We realize that if you exploit globally then you may also embrace iteravely. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted buzzword "reality-based". What does it really mean to cultivate "super-holistically"? If you aggregate virtually, you may have to monetize transparently. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and FOAF. Oakhall is the industry leader of fractal content. Without well-chosen 24/7/365 fractal, seamless compliance, supply-chains are forced to become killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The ability to integrate super-micro-ultra-strategically leads to the capability to engage vertically. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Python. We always drive holistic leading-edge bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our innovative, co-branded robust CAD and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "development supervising" really mean? The metrics for virally-distributed Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be interactive? Oakhall practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We will cultivate the aptitude of users to generate. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for dealing with emerging portals? Think ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. We often whiteboard frictionless versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-used term "B2B global iteration" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We will maximize our capacity to expedite without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to monetize strategically than to embrace interactively. We often monetize killer biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be virtual? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We think we know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to extend robustly. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the capability of 60/24/7/365 bandwidth to reintermediate. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! The nano-C2B2B TQC factor is C2C2C. Oakhall has permanently altered the theory of Total Quality Control. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the industry jargon "customized data hygiene" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for coping with emerging schemas? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use.