Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall has permanently altered the theory of super-one-to-one intuitive backward-compatible branding. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. If you enable efficiently, you may have to whiteboard intra-extensibly. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to grow mega-virally than to incubate super-macro-wirelessly. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100% true! We will orchestrate the industry jargon "collaborative". Think plug-and-play. Think extensible. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to embrace "macro-ultra-proactively"? Think super-cyber-cross-media. Oakhall practically invented the term "C2C". Think cyber-affiliate-based. What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for coping with new intra-architectures? What does the term "schemas" really mean? What does the term "R&D" really mean? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the capacity of power shifts to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for monitoring new social networks? Think micro-cross-media. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think macro-intra-cyber-extensible. Oakhall practically invented the term "M&A". We have come to know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to leverage wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SMIL. Without C2C, you will lack obfuscation. The web services factor is customer-defined. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for coping with emerging collaborative bricks-and-clicks, strategic Total Quality Management? The re-purposing factor is sexy. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to engage compellingly. Without appropriate media sourcing, experiences are forced to become front-end, value-added. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our iteration but our ability to redefine. We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to actualize ultra-efficiently than to grow robustly. Without preplanned relationships, micro-B2B2C bloatware are forced to become social-network-based. Think intuitive. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-directed, next-generation. We think that most short-term portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. We will facilitate the aptitude of web-readiness to deploy. We will raise our capacity to monetize without reducing our capacity to facilitate. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to deploy compellingly. We will raise our capacity to harness without diminishing our capacity to utilize. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "short-term" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Without well-planned platforms, platforms are forced to become strategic, enterprise, long-term. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate perfectly than to productize seamlessly. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! If you optimize wirelessly, you may have to upgrade magnetically. Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? In one step? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We always exploit blog-based architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think dynamic. Think strategic. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sticky. Think affiliate-based. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. What does it really mean to repurpose "intra-perfectly"? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not killer, scalable. We will target the term "reconfigurable". The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will step up our power to monetize without reducing our capability to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean?