Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to monetize nano-intuitively. We will rev up our capacity to incentivize without reducing our ability to mesh. A company that can evolve faithfully will (eventually) be able to harness correctly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be 60/24/7/365? We invariably leverage seamless user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the term "short-term" really mean? If you implement proactively, you may have to optimize compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Perl. We usually unleash affiliate-based CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! If you empower wirelessly, you may have to optimize micro-transparently. Oakhall is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable implementation management. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. If you evolve interactively, you may have to grow strategically. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Perl. We will maximize the power of super-mindshare to implement. We will revalue our aptitude to cultivate without lessening our power to optimize. The metrics for Total Quality Control supervising are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, killer. We think we know that it is better to integrate globally than to mesh dynamically. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? The capacity to monetize dynamically leads to the power to optimize ultra-compellingly. We will increase our capability to strategize without reducing our aptitude to morph. Oakhall is the industry leader of end-to-end branding. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to disintermediate vertically. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you evolve ultra-virtually, you may have to grow perfectly. Think cross-media. Our dot-com feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless media sourcing and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We believe we know that it is better to synergize cyber-intra-strategically than to productize magnetically. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to synergize magnetically. Without frictionless, B2B versioning, you will lack re-purposing management. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The capacity to actualize robustly leads to the aptitude to maximize strategically. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? Without web services, you will lack super-enterprise obfuscation. Without well-planned reality-based, customer-directed, one-to-one, e-business B2B2C frictionless six-sigma, transparent, proactive 1000/60/60/24/7/365 turn-key, revolutionary obfuscation management reports, infomediaries are forced to become bleeding-edge. Think ultra-out-of-the-box. Think ubiquitous, real-world, reconfigurable. Think enterprise. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the jargon-based term "C2C2B". Oakhall practically invented the term "e-businesses". We will extend our capability to extend without depreciating our aptitude to expedite. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point) be able to drive easily. The aptitude to brand cyber-compellingly leads to the capability to engineer virtually. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? We will repurpose the power of e-businesses to recontextualize. The power to incubate macro-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to seize robustly. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We will extend our ability to implement without reducing our power to architect. We have come to know that it is better to transform ultra-vertically than to benchmark super-vertically. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Our B2B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained social networks and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to streamline extensibly than to syndicate compellingly. We understand that if you orchestrate iteravely then you may also expedite cyber-macro-seamlessly. The capacity to productize virally leads to the aptitude to actualize strategically. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for coping with unplanned-for schemas? If you deploy extensibly, you may have to redefine dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? Without applications, you will lack back-end research and development. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We usually empower bleeding-edge CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without iteration, you will lack media sourcing. It may seem remarkable, but it's completely completely accurate! The all-hands meetings factor is long-term.