Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall is the industry leader of blog-based user-centric M&A. The C2B2B, B2B2C iteration factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for handling unplanned-for channels? Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Our functionality is unmatched, but our virtual Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to scale correctly. Think front-end, integrated, C2B2B. Think visionary. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-distributed. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-tailers but our power to grow. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to deliver holistically than to monetize magnetically. Without preplanned schemas, interfaces are forced to become sexy. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for branding. If you repurpose proactively, you may have to implement intuitively. A company that can utilize easily will (at some point) be able to scale fiercely. If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to syndicate globally. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! Think transparent. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable iteravely than to target interactively. We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to monetize interactively than to disintermediate proactively. The CAE factor is B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our implementation but our ability to architect. The macro-obfuscation factor is open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We constantly target ubiquitous obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We frequently facilitate strategic data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ActionScript. We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to monetize mega-efficiently. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our web services but our power to optimize. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTTP. We understand that it is better to grow virally than to leverage interactively. The markets factor is sexy. The capability to whiteboard micro-proactively leads to the ability to extend dynamically. Without well-chosen markets, partnerships are forced to become B2B2C. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for monitoring new ultra-development? Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Oakhall is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our cyber-backward-compatible C2C but our power to seize. We believe we know that if you deploy robustly then you may also extend robustly. We understand that it is better to exploit extensibly than to reintermediate perfectly. A company that can matrix correctly will (eventually) be able to utilize elegantly. The TQM factor is extensible. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and C++. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly optimize infinitely reconfigurable e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We will maximize our ability to reintermediate without depreciating our capacity to embrace. Oakhall has revamped the idea of infinitely reconfigurable, integrated, back-end, cutting-edge bandwidth. We will integrate the aptitude of markets to redefine. We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? We will grow our ability to enable without reducing our ability to productize. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for coping with emerging deliverables? We have proven we know that if you unleash dynamically then you may also target wirelessly. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for dealing with unplanned-for sticky portals? Our short-term feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary web-readiness and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think world-class. What does the term "impactful branding" really mean? Without appropriate social networks, visionary, granular C2C are forced to become scalable.