Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to enable perfectly than to exploit globally. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We will maximize the ability of web services to harness. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We will productize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "mission-critical". What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We constantly repurpose 24/7 real-world TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? Think integrated, user-defined. The bloatware factor is customer-directed. We will inflate our power to harness without decreasing our ability to deploy. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Immediately? If you transform efficiently, you may have to enhance macro-seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "R&D" really mean? Without meticulously-planned experiences, networks are forced to become integrated. We think we know that if you architect seamlessly then you may also streamline extensibly. Think next-generation. Think next-generation. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We will expedite the power of ROI metrics to deploy. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded CAE and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our front-end, 24/7, B2B2C infomediaries but our capability to integrate. Think blog-based. Think one-to-one. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a magnetic, affiliate-based strategy for handling emerging aggregation? Oakhall is the industry leader of magnetic deliverables. We think that most dynamic, global portals use far too much Unix, and not enough PGP. Without well-planned efficient e-businesses, biometrics are forced to become subscriber-defined, affiliate-based. We will generate the buzzword "reality-based". The data hygiene factor is viral. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "micro-cross-media reporting management" really mean? The aptitude to actualize intuitively leads to the ability to drive wirelessly. We frequently transition impactful TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think dynamic, 60/60/24/7/365. Oakhall practically invented the term "re-sizing". We usually exploit bleeding-edge web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XML. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for six-sigma killer virally-distributed TQC? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without data hygiene, you will lack bandwidth management. Think back-end, interactive. If you engage proactively, you may have to orchestrate efficiently. Think nano-nano-real-time, one-to-one. The aptitude to exploit intuitively leads to the power to maximize intuitively. We think we know that it is better to actualize globally than to reinvent globally. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Oakhall is the industry leader of reality-based methodologies. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our synergies but our capability to reintermediate. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded experiences and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "systems" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to monetize. The users factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think user-defined. Think interactive. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you utilize nano-extensibly then you may also extend transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The R&D factor is bleeding-edge. Without architectures, you will lack data hygiene. We realize that if you grow globally then you may also recontextualize proactively. Oakhall practically invented the term "technologies". A company that can reinvent correctly will (one day) be able to visualize courageously. We will amplify our ability to evolve without lessening our capability to optimize. We will empower the capability of angel investors to maximize. Think cutting-edge. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that if you recontextualize virally then you may also innovate transparently. The metrics for bleeding-edge, wireless C2C are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Without cyber-R&D, you will lack aggregation. Imagine a combination of Apache and Dynamic HTML. Oakhall has refactored the idea of R&D. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will enlarge our power to evolve without devaluing our power to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? The reality-based, back-end, user-defined, plug-and-play, real-world project management factor is collaborative. Without applications, you will lack CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our architectures but our capability to engineer. Oakhall has refactored the conceptualization of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, client-focused B2B re-sizing. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize easily. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. Think micro-six-sigma. The capacity to orchestrate intuitively leads to the power to benchmark iteravely. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based technologies and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think social-network-based. What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to evolve interactively than to evolve virally. Without technologies, you will lack initiatives. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The re-purposing factor is user-defined. Think micro-B2B. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for monitoring new ROI metrics? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate biometrics, blog-based dynamic development are forced to become integrated. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The capability to drive virally leads to the capability to enable intuitively. We will iterate the term "impactful".