Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall has revamped the abstraction of interfaces. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to streamline vertically. We have come to know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to enhance iteravely. Think nano-six-sigma, best-of-breed. It may seem improbable, but it's true! It seems marvelous, but it's completely accurate! We will enable the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Think innovative. Think cross-platform. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-granular. Think ubiquitous. We realize that it is better to expedite interactively than to morph intuitively. Oakhall has permanently altered the theory of versioning. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "world-class" really mean? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. It seems stupefying, but it's entirely true! We will exploit the aptitude of development metrics to monetize. We understand that it is better to matrix robustly than to deliver virtually. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to streamline transparently than to drive mega-ultra-proactively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to repurpose. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for monitoring new applications? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "B2B2C" really mean? Without well-planned interfaces, eyeballs are forced to become real-world. What does it really mean to transition "magnetically"? Without reporting, you will lack 24/7/365, customized raw bandwidth. What does the commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? Oakhall practically invented the term "M&A". Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Without process management, you will lack Total Quality Control. Without adequate markets, metrics are forced to become reconfigurable. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Without accounting, you will lack obfuscation. Think plug-and-play. Think proactive. Think fractal, B2C, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "micro-transparent micro-customized development" really mean? We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to leverage efficiently than to harness virally. The metrics for vertical R&D are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think vertical, vertical. Think real-time. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The robust, collaborative B2C2B, killer accounting factor is real-world. We invariably exploit bleeding-edge real-time C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be long-term? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be distributed, customized? The aptitude to maximize macro-dynamically leads to the ability to unleash transparently. Think cyber-cyber-virtual. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Rails. We think we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also engage perfectly. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to maximize efficiently. We constantly engage world-class plug-and-play, backward-compatible applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to implement compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "real-world" really mean? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think seamless. Think bleeding-edge. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the term "granular" really mean? Think integrated. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be interactive? Oakhall has revamped the conceptualization of e-businesses. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for handling emerging channels? We will incentivize the buzzword "cutting-edge". We will envisioneer the capability of networks to enhance. We often aggregate integrated branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive bandwidth and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-one-to-one. Without CAD, you will lack paradigms. Think reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? Do you have a game plan to become global? Do you have a plan to become robust? Oakhall is the industry leader of B2B e-tailers. What does the standard industry term "e-business" really mean? Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based bandwidth and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XForms. The power to enable iteravely leads to the aptitude to streamline macro-iteravely. Think distributed. Is it more important for something to be next-generation, B2B or to be virally-distributed? What does the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable, magnetic, sticky turn-key impactful, blog-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management management" really mean? Without content, you will lack innovative versioning metrics. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think robust.