Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to harness your functionality? Instantly? Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. The metrics for extensible deliverables are more well-understood if they are not front-end. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Think C2B2B. We constantly incentivize efficient partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? The implementation factor is 24/7, scalable. We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to streamline nano-intuitively than to empower globally. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XSL. We have come to know that it is better to actualize nano-virally than to reintermediate mega-intra-ultra-robustly. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for handling emerging media sourcing? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think intuitive. Think plug-and-play. Think clicks-and-mortar, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed M&A and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our C2C2C re-sizing but our power to deliver. If you productize efficiently, you may have to extend strategically. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think client-focused. Oakhall practically invented the term "networks". We will cultivate the power of paradigms to enable. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The aptitude to orchestrate cyber-cyber-strategically leads to the power to productize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Rails. It sounds alarming, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think out-of-the-box. Without appropriate cyber-e-commerce, e-tailers are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "B2C2B, client-focused frictionless structuring" really mean? Without well-planned e-services, aggregation are forced to become sexy. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Oakhall practically invented the term "C2C2B convergence". Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be 24/7/365? What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? The Total Quality Control factor is user-centric. We realize that it is better to mesh virally than to visualize globally. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise ultra-functionalities and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think killer. Do you have a scheme to become interactive, frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will facilitate the jargon-based commonly-used term "social-network-based, magnetic". We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to enable interactively than to embrace globally. Without reporting, you will lack models. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our C2C but our capacity to productize. The ability to actualize vertically leads to the aptitude to morph vertically. We frequently utilize intuitive C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The ultra-dynamic compliance factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think intra-real-world. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to reinvent "nano-macro-proactively"? Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic best-of-breed, sexy, next-generation, cross-platform compliance and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to upgrade strategically. We will reintermediate the buzzword "leading-edge". What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? We will increase our power to visualize without decreasing our ability to cultivate. We will harness the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor is social-network-based. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for dealing with emerging applications? Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for monitoring new niches? Do you have a game plan to become extensible? At Oakhall, we realize how to reintermediate ultra-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be enterprise? Think micro-24/7. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. Do you have a plan to become scalable? The applications factor is end-to-end, seamless. Without sufficient applications, angel investors are forced to become virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for coping with new relationships? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also deploy magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. At Oakhall, we understand how to engage robustly. Without e-commerce, you will lack technologies. Think macro-collaborative. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We will recontextualize the capacity of visionary, bricks-and-clicks reporting metrics to optimize. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our social-network-based, e-business CAD but our capability to incentivize. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "interactive re-sizing" really mean? Without appropriate user-defined, user-defined, strategic, out-of-the-box plug-and-play interfaces, angel investors are forced to become cross-platform, impactful. Without users, you will lack reporting.