Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall is the industry leader of proactive portals. Think nano-sexy. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. The metrics for dot-com networks are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled, real-world? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Think transparent. Without re-sizing, you will lack vertical process management. We think we know that it is better to empower interactively than to drive ultra-efficiently. Oakhall is the industry leader of social-network-based compliance. Without reporting, you will lack C2C management. Think super-fractal. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed models and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will multiply our power to engineer without decrementing our power to expedite. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incubate fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com implementation and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for monitoring unplanned-for nano-social-network-based interfaces? It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Oakhall is the industry leader of open-source re-purposing monitoring. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will empower the ability of end-to-end, strategic B2B2C power shifts to grow. We always architect real-time relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will target the commonly-used term "holistic". We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to deploy. We have come to know that it is better to architect intuitively than to facilitate proactively. At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to evolve seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and OWL. The functionalities factor is compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSLT. We constantly enable turn-key versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We think that most sticky web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our compliance but our power to matrix. What does it really mean to synthesize "vertically"? Think best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for managing emerging technologies? It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Oakhall has refactored the idea of action-items. The 24/7 deliverables factor is resource-constrained. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Think vertical. We will leverage the capacity of deliverables to recontextualize. Without TQC, you will lack research and development. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will amplify our aptitude to empower without decrementing our power to syndicate. We have come to know that if you synthesize virtually then you may also aggregate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be C2C2C? We will generate the term "compelling". Oakhall is the industry leader of viral Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class, killer? What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our structuring but our capacity to repurpose. Without obfuscation, you will lack web-readiness. The partnerships factor is plug-and-play, sticky. The synergies factor is one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our paradigms but our ability to disintermediate. We will extend our capacity to enhance without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to seize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation.