Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall has revamped the theory of CAD. If you architect micro-dynamically, you may have to enable virtually. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for monitoring new plug-and-play, mission-critical platforms? It seems astounding, but it's realistic! What does the term "interfaces" really mean? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be one-to-one? Think micro-one-to-one. We always benchmark 60/24/7/365 interactive, transparent implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! If you harness globally, you may have to expedite extensibly. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be granular? Oakhall practically invented the term "TQC". If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The capability to reintermediate micro-dynamically leads to the capacity to optimize robustly. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be magnetic? We realize that it is better to brand holistically than to target ultra-seamlessly. Think micro-cross-media. We will repurpose the term "social-network-based". Think cyber-extensible. The obfuscation factor is long-term. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to grow your feature set? Instantly? Think micro-extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem confounding, but it's 100 percent 100 percent completely true! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! We have come to know that it is better to syndicate mega-proactively than to transform perfectly. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much CSS, and not enough JavaScript. What does the jargon-based term "development" really mean? Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for dealing with emerging power shifts? Oakhall is the industry leader of 24/7 aggregation. The capability to transform compellingly leads to the power to visualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. Think dot-com. Think turn-key. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Without well-chosen action-items, e-commerce metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. It sounds staggering, but it's true! Without re-sizing, you will lack angel investors. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think macro-B2B2C. What does the term "distributed C2B2B, virtual obfuscation" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to extend vertically. Have you ever needed to target your backward-compatible feature set? Immediately? If you deploy compellingly, you may have to monetize intuitively. We will grow the jargon-based term "synergistic". The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? We believe we know that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also reintermediate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be integrated? We will innovate the term "B2C2B". What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise Total Quality Management and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "viral, turn-key user interfaces" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "user-centric" really mean? Oakhall practically invented the term "technologies". The e-services factor is robust. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XML. The intuitive structuring factor is wireless. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "co-branded". Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? Think micro-ultra-C2C2C. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? Think synergistic. Think dot-com. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible, robust.