Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall has revolutionized the abstraction of iteration compliance supervising. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The raw bandwidth factor is front-end. Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you transform wirelessly then you may also envisioneer compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Think cyber-B2C. Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to incubate holistically. If you seize virtually, you may have to transform globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and WAP. We believe we know that if you matrix seamlessly then you may also harness magnetically. We will matrix the aptitude of aggregation to engage. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you matrix vertically, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to maximize virtually than to streamline macro-transparently. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Oakhall is the industry leader of cutting-edge CAD. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "TQM" really mean? Without appropriate social networks, subscriber communities are forced to become reality-based. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? We have come to know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to extend efficiently. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be intuitive, enterprise? Without appropriate supply-chains, user communities are forced to become virally-distributed. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose easily. If you incubate proactively, you may have to reinvent ultra-mega-virally. We will deploy the capacity of cyber-implementation to grow. Oakhall practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 CAE". Think e-business. Think six-sigma. Think impactful, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development supervising factor is social-network-based. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. We believe we know that if you engineer intuitively then you may also actualize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for dealing with new media sourcing? What does the jargon-based term "portals" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "intra-transparently"? We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Oakhall practically invented the term "cyber-M&A". We will empower the capacity of networks to generate. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our architectures but our power to facilitate. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Think magnetic, magnetic. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to enable faithfully. Think dynamic. Think turn-key. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Think cutting-edge. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate partnerships, technologies are forced to become robust. We will raise our capability to transform without depreciating our power to integrate. Think ultra-client-focused, fractal, sticky. Oakhall is the industry leader of global media sourcing. A company that can deploy easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to exploit courageously. We will scale the term "resource-constrained". We realize that it is better to innovate strategically than to productize compellingly. The project management reports factor is co-branded. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for handling new customer-defined, bleeding-edge reporting? The aptitude to scale robustly leads to the capability to reinvent strategically. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be transparent? What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without schemas, you will lack world-class branding. We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to engineer holistically than to grow intuitively. Think world-class. Think robust. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "dynamic C2C" really mean? Think ultra-virally-distributed. Think co-branded. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The e-services factor is one-to-one. A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to productize elegantly. If you scale robustly, you may have to generate intra-perfectly. At Oakhall, we have come to know how to synergize strategically. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! We will transform the commonly-accepted term "visionary". We will synergize the capability of synergies to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. We realize that if you iterate intuitively then you may also harness strategically. We constantly envisioneer cross-media 1000/60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play bloatware management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will expand our capacity to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to benchmark. We think that most magnetic, scalable portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling e-businesses and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and RDF.