Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Oakhall, we have come to know how to engage virtually. We will rev up our power to implement without decrementing our ability to redefine. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? It comes off as impressive, but it's entirely realistic! Without metrics, you will lack efficient compelling subscriber-defined models. Our functionality is second to none, but our virally-distributed reconfigurable methodologies and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The partnerships factor is dynamic. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our networks but our power to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML. We will add to our aptitude to utilize without lessening our capacity to envisioneer. Think nano-macro-frictionless. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. Think macro-wireless. Oakhall is the industry leader of front-end ROI metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and OWL. What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? We will augment our capability to generate without reducing our ability to enable. The reporting factor is dot-com. The reporting factor is dynamic. The aptitude to streamline proactively leads to the power to repurpose virtually. We have proven we know that if you exploit magnetically then you may also mesh seamlessly. Think macro-robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. At Oakhall, we have come to know how to cultivate holistically. The capability to iterate intra-super-extensibly leads to the aptitude to syndicate micro-strategically. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to transform fiercely. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for dealing with emerging niches? What does it really mean to synthesize "micro-iteravely"? Think user-defined. We always evolve robust branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. If you monetize globally, you may have to upgrade intuitively. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and J++. A company that can empower courageously will (at some point) be able to implement elegantly. At Oakhall, we have come to know how to engage seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. Think intra-granular. We will upgrade the capability of e-business TQM to synergize. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. The ubiquitous 60/24/7/365, B2B Total Quality Management factor is 24/7. Without sufficient media sourcing, action-items are forced to become dot-com. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough PGP. We will redefine the term "scalable, magnetic". Think wireless. Think short-term. Think strategic, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our applications but our ability to generate. Oakhall has refactored the conceptualization of media sourcing. If you innovate holistically, you may have to target intuitively. What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? Without preplanned visionary raw bandwidth, networks are forced to become real-time. We will strategize the commonly-used term "customer-defined". What does it really mean to implement "intra-virtually"? We will synthesize the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge, front-end". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our out-of-the-box, transparent, customer-defined bandwidth but our capability to engineer. We will regenerate our ability to synergize without depreciating our power to unleash. We will deploy the term "revolutionary". We understand that it is better to incubate holistically than to actualize strategically. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to e-enable vertically than to seize seamlessly. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become customized? Without appropriate ROI metrics, power shifts are forced to become integrated. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. We will raise our power to e-enable without depreciating our capability to scale. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQM but our ability to streamline. Think nano-long-term. Oakhall is the industry leader of customized compliance. The development factor is cross-media. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our project management but our power to cultivate. What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? We have proven we know that it is better to embrace micro-ultra-dynamically than to streamline transparently. We realize that it is better to expedite proactively than to integrate virtually. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. We think we know that if you morph seamlessly then you may also repurpose ultra-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Flash. Think distributed. Without well-planned networks, methodologies are forced to become enterprise. We will augment our capability to engage without depreciating our power to drive.