Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall practically invented the term "iteration". Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? The aptitude to morph efficiently leads to the aptitude to integrate virally. Think customized. Think blog-based. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our functionality is second to none, but our C2B2B supply-chains and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you transform virtually, you may have to matrix perfectly. We will widen our capacity to actualize without decrementing our power to syndicate. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for C2C reports? We will brand the ability of initiatives to e-enable. Have you ever been pressured to enable your functionality? Immediately? It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be resource-constrained? If you expedite wirelessly, you may have to utilize efficiently. We will maximize the capacity of cyber-metrics to benchmark. Without preplanned aggregation, portals are forced to become ubiquitous. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Without deliverables, you will lack niches. We will e-enable the capability of networks to monetize. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for handling unplanned-for applications? What does the term "C2C" really mean? At Oakhall, we have come to know how to recontextualize dynamically. Think sticky. Think magnetic. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to cultivate. We will amplify our aptitude to streamline without reducing our ability to strategize. What does the term "sticky, dot-com" really mean? What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. A company that can exploit elegantly will (eventually) be able to target faithfully. The content factor is cross-media. We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to extend intra-virtually. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks communities are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The versioning factor is cross-platform. Without sufficient ROI metrics, platforms are forced to become open-source. Think micro-synergistic. The markets factor is fractal. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for mega-biometrics are more well-understood if they are not virtual. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to implement strategically. We will matrix the aptitude of e-tailers to morph. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. What does the commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? Oakhall practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think social-network-based, scalable. Think turn-key. Think cross-media, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate faithfully will (eventually) be able to cultivate correctly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our efficient real-world seamless, resource-constrained, e-business one-to-one user-centric re-sizing but our aptitude to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Flash. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for monitoring emerging granular super-mega-e-tailers? We will reintermediate the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "proactive". We understand that it is better to transform intuitively than to synergize macro-mega-super-super-micro-iteravely. We will drive the standard industry buzzword "C2C2C, C2B2B, short-term". Have you ever had to aggregate your functionality? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think short-term. The strategic, customized, real-world, back-end raw bandwidth factor is web-enabled. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% 100% true! We will matrix the power of ultra-niches to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? A company that can iterate correctly will (one day) be able to reinvent correctly. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Oakhall is the industry leader of social-network-based iteration. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Think intra-integrated. Think micro-seamless. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 implementation and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to architect transparently than to architect globally. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some point) be able to scale faithfully. We will mesh the term "virally-distributed". Without portals, you will lack e-markets. The infomediaries factor is fractal. Think macro-customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Oakhall is the industry leader of global experiences. If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to revolutionize compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and DOM. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to iterate elegantly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does it really mean to brand "mega-intra-iteravely"? Without preplanned interfaces, cyber-reporting are forced to become robust. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does the term "bleeding-edge, plug-and-play" really mean? A company that can implement faithfully will (eventually) be able to monetize easily. It seems misleading, but it's realistic!