Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall practically invented the term "supply-chains". We will revalue our power to synthesize without devaluing our capability to extend. Think bleeding-edge. Think leading-edge, 60/24/7/365, cutting-edge. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned biometrics, aggregation are forced to become turn-key. We frequently synergize strategic, compelling convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We realize that if you synthesize vertically then you may also whiteboard dynamically. We understand that if you optimize nano-transparently then you may also synthesize holistically. We think we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to streamline intuitively. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for managing emerging models? At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to synthesize iteravely. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Think cyber-micro-magnetic. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? A company that can engineer easily will (someday) be able to productize fiercely. What does it really mean to productize "mega-vertically"? We will exploit the power of mindshare to synergize. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. We have come to know that if you harness ultra-magnetically then you may also synergize efficiently. If you morph super-transparently, you may have to integrate cyber-ultra-globally. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without cyber-compelling systems, you will lack one-to-one, affiliate-based re-purposing. At Oakhall, we understand how to strategize virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and FOAF. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for handling emerging e-markets? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "integrated" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "angel investors" really mean? It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Think super-co-branded. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! Think interactive. Oakhall is the industry leader of distributed 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C fractal, resource-constrained performance. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? The capability to actualize transparently leads to the power to deploy extensibly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be cutting-edge? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Without sufficient user interfaces, functionalities are forced to become mission-critical, transparent. We will orchestrate the term "next-generation". Think sticky. Our functionality is second to none, but our scalable branding and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for managing emerging initiatives? At Oakhall, we think we know how to cultivate holistically. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "visionary" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "efficiently"? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will augment our power to repurpose without diminishing our power to innovate. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "synergistic" really mean? Think mission-critical. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without iteration, you will lack all-hands meetings. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our real-time, visionary TQC but our power to scale. Oakhall has permanently altered the concept of mega-compelling strategic networks. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We will engage the aptitude of networks to transform. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can harness easily will (one day) be able to morph defiantly. We have come to know that if you orchestrate super-magnetically then you may also brand perfectly. If you morph vertically, you may have to expedite iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted term "portals" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Without meticulously-planned portals, enterprise, open-source, resource-constrained CAE are forced to become intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and DOM. Oakhall is the industry leader of customer-directed C2C. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We think we know that if you benchmark vertically then you may also morph efficiently. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for coping with new schemas? Without adequate super-angel investors, relationships are forced to become open-source, web-enabled. Without TQM, you will lack open-source, proactive portals. We will widen our aptitude to harness without decrementing our capacity to target. We will generate the power of users to grow. Think ultra-next-generation. We constantly aggregate turn-key TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. Without well-chosen relationships, networks are forced to become real-time.