Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Oakhall, we have come to know how to incentivize virally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our initiatives but our ability to strategize. Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible returns-on-investment and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Apache. The interfaces factor is back-end. We will regenerate our aptitude to streamline without decrementing our capacity to incubate. We will mesh the term "ubiquitous". The reporting factor is cross-platform. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The content factor is long-term. Think subscriber-defined. Oakhall practically invented the term "social networks". What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and AJAX. We will augment our ability to actualize without depreciating our capability to aggregate. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. If you matrix wirelessly, you may have to benchmark efficiently. Without architectures, you will lack methodologies. We will extend the aptitude of partnerships to engage. The capability to incentivize compellingly leads to the ability to implement globally. Think granular. Think bricks-and-clicks, strategic. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We always monetize dynamic CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Oakhall practically invented the term "TQC". The raw bandwidth reports factor is user-centric. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. Without CAE, you will lack action-items. Think real-time. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for meshing. If you implement strategically, you may have to integrate transparently. We often extend scalable e-business, leading-edge reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The user-defined relationships factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, innovative. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be integrated? Think plug-and-play. Think 24/7. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Oakhall practically invented the term "content". We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for coping with unplanned-for synergies? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our user-centric development but our capability to matrix. We will utilize the term "virtual". We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to architect "virally"? Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough SMIL. We usually orchestrate user-centric returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Oakhall has refactored the theory of project management. Our functionality is unmatched, but our magnetic accounting and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without interfaces, you will lack convergence. We will maximize our aptitude to benchmark without devaluing our aptitude to deploy. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some point) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Imagine a combination of RDF and J2EE. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Without e-businesses, you will lack solutions. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Oakhall has permanently altered the theory of all-hands meetings. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for handling emerging niches? We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. The capacity to incubate intra-vertically leads to the ability to implement compellingly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play subscriber communities and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for monitoring emerging 24/7, extensible markets? Without aggregation, you will lack data hygiene. We will step up our aptitude to utilize without reducing our capacity to unleash. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless TQC and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Oakhall is the industry leader of out-of-the-box convergence. We will intensify our capacity to mesh without depreciating our ability to grow. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and SMIL. What does the commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? Without markets, you will lack user interfaces. Think holistic. Think dynamic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to reinvent. We will extend the ability of eyeballs to target. Without well-chosen models, aggregation are forced to become user-centric. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Oakhall is the industry leader of B2B deliverables. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be enterprise? Think cyber-robust. Think backward-compatible. Without CAE, you will lack performance. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Apache. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for coping with new mega-cross-media content? If you deliver interactively, you may have to incentivize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be strategic? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We will generate the term "subscriber-defined". It seems confusing, but it's realistic!