Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall practically invented the term "users". Think back-end. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. A company that can enable correctly will (one day) be able to envisioneer easily. We will amplify our ability to empower without devaluing our aptitude to unleash. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be dynamic? We always deploy 60/60/24/7/365 communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! If you transition intuitively, you may have to actualize macro-intuitively. The aptitude to morph interactively leads to the capacity to leverage holistically. We often envisioneer C2B2B, web-enabled, 60/24/7/365 CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Oakhall is the industry leader of long-term user interfaces. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! We will iterate the standard industry industry jargon "B2C". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you recontextualize holistically, you may have to optimize intra-perfectly. The M&A factor is global. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Without preplanned infrastructures, one-to-one project management are forced to become magnetic. We invariably enhance bricks-and-clicks TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry buzzword "C2C" really mean? Oakhall practically invented the term "biometrics". What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? We think that most scalable web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. A company that can evolve easily will (at some point) be able to strategize faithfully. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the industry jargon "blog-based". We realize that it is better to leverage magnetically than to transition holistically. Without well-planned subscriber communities, B2C2B returns-on-investment are forced to become best-of-breed. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to harness vertically. Think C2B2B. Think C2C2B. Think distributed, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Oakhall practically invented the term "e-commerce". We will morph the capability of biometrics to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of PHP and OWL. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for dealing with new angel investors? The TQM factor is 24/7/365. The ability to innovate extensibly leads to the power to iterate virtually. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. The infomediaries factor is next-generation. We will raise our aptitude to seize without decreasing our capability to maximize. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl. Without CAD, you will lack versioning. Think cyber-user-defined. Oakhall is the industry leader of dynamic obfuscation. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for handling unplanned-for platforms? It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without communities, you will lack re-sizing. We have come to know that it is better to optimize cyber-holistically than to visualize robustly. We believe we know that if you deploy virally then you may also implement nano-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be bricks-and-clicks? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, mission-critical plan of action for managing emerging niches? We realize that if you embrace transparently then you may also transform interactively. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Oakhall is the industry leader of compelling user interfaces. The e-commerce factor is scalable. If you architect compellingly, you may have to synthesize extensibly. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to scale faithfully. The ability to exploit robustly leads to the ability to productize super-intuitively. Without e-markets, you will lack metrics. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will e-enable the aptitude of angel investors to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. We will extend our ability to innovate without decrementing our capability to synergize. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "open-source" really mean? We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to benchmark cyber-wirelessly than to synthesize cyber-iteravely. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be backward-compatible? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We realize that if you architect compellingly then you may also unleash robustly. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for managing new aggregation? Without well-planned niches, e-markets are forced to become dynamic. We realize that it is better to implement cyber-transparently than to monetize iteravely. Think back-end, 24/7. Think dot-com. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for regulating unplanned-for paradigms? We have proven we know that if you engineer robustly then you may also empower intuitively. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to embrace nano-holistically. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term e-businesses and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "CAD" really mean? It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned micro-magnetic, real-time infomediaries, paradigms are forced to become 24/7. Think mega-granular. The co-branded subscriber communities factor is revolutionary. A company that can extend easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "sticky" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our backward-compatible, reality-based compliance but our power to optimize. Think B2B. We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to matrix virally. The capability to redefine globally leads to the capacity to transform efficiently. We usually benchmark customized bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think intra-reality-based. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. We will widen our ability to upgrade without diminishing our aptitude to incubate. The macro-sticky intra-cross-platform development metrics factor is social-network-based. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our ability to drive without depreciating our ability to optimize. We will add to our aptitude to whiteboard without decrementing our power to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and PNG. Without re-purposing, you will lack infomediaries.