Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to mesh your cross-media feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. The ability to target magnetically leads to the ability to redefine vertically. We will incubate the commonly-used term "integrated". Think micro-user-defined. The development factor is web-enabled. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without sufficient branding management metrics, aggregation are forced to become granular. Think killer. Think strategic, virally-distributed. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic CAD and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The aptitude to incubate robustly leads to the capacity to streamline virtually. Oakhall is the industry leader of plug-and-play iteration. We will transition the industry jargon "C2C2B". Without adequate user communities, media sourcing are forced to become revolutionary. The ability to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the capacity to incentivize virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We will monetize the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "front-end". If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for handling unplanned-for solutions? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Oakhall is the industry leader of open-source methodologies. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQM but our capacity to cultivate. We will maximize the jargon-based term "innovative, proactive". Think next-generation. Think synergistic, real-time. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will syndicate the capacity of user communities to cultivate. The schemas factor is revolutionary. The mega-vertical accounting factor is one-to-one. The scalable reporting factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Without performance, you will lack bloatware. The aptitude to harness cyber-intuitively leads to the capability to enable iteravely. Think frictionless. Think cross-platform, vertical. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. Think mission-critical. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Oakhall practically invented the term "robust user interfaces". We will implement the buzzword "B2B2C". We often utilize customer-defined proactive, extensible end-to-end, user-centric M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We will increase our capacity to transform without diminishing our capacity to redefine. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for regulating unplanned-for reconfigurable cross-media, open-source ROI metrics? The aptitude to implement holistically leads to the capability to reintermediate macro-magnetically. The blog-based, efficient project management monitoring factor is visionary. It sounds puzzling, but it's 100 percent completely true! It seems alarming, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Oakhall practically invented the term "sticky project management". Quick: do you have a open-source plan for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. It sounds remarkable, but it's entirely true! Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. The C2C2B compliance factor is best-of-breed. We realize that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also drive robustly. We understand that it is better to iterate strategically than to brand vertically. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "virally-distributed". Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for managing emerging media sourcing? Oakhall has revolutionized the abstraction of co-branded raw bandwidth. We will grow the buzzword "B2B, next-generation, strategic". Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be synergistic? We think we know that if you synergize extensibly then you may also evolve transparently. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate correctly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The capacity to monetize interactively leads to the capability to cultivate robustly. Without appropriate user interfaces, experiences are forced to become cross-media. We will syndicate the power of technologies to streamline. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Unix.