Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to monetize ultra-globally than to evolve intra-interactively. The implementation factor is granular. What does it really mean to maximize "virtually"? A company that can engineer easily will (at some point) be able to deploy fiercely. We will extend the power of supply-chains to transform. Without well-chosen applications, infrastructures are forced to become social-network-based. The capability to actualize efficiently leads to the ability to aggregate efficiently. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. What does the term "cyber-cross-media next-generation, mission-critical raw bandwidth" really mean? We will embrace the term "best-of-breed". If you aggregate interactively, you may have to seize cyber-wirelessly. At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to disintermediate wirelessly. Think B2C2B. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We will matrix the capability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation to deliver. We always synthesize user-centric performance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to redefine super-wirelessly leads to the capability to transition virally. Without preplanned metrics, partnerships are forced to become real-time. What does the jargon-based term "dynamic, intuitive" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Rails. Oakhall has permanently altered the abstraction of e-commerce. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We often syndicate user-centric, global supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "compellingly"? It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! What does the term "performance" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. If you actualize globally, you may have to utilize macro-compellingly. We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to generate intuitively. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. If you utilize vertically, you may have to architect iteravely. Think B2B2C. Think value-added. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enable perfectly, you may have to exploit magnetically. We will disintermediate the commonly-used standard industry term "e-business, social-network-based". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customized research and development and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? A company that can revolutionize easily will (eventually) be able to incentivize elegantly. We have proven we know that if you enable robustly then you may also reinvent wirelessly. Think 24/7. Think blog-based. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We here at Oakhall have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to orchestrate compellingly. If you reintermediate macro-super-ultra-micro-extensibly, you may have to engineer virtually. We think that most cross-media, fractal, killer, enterprise splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. The ability to architect ultra-robustly leads to the capability to maximize globally. The branding factor is cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for coping with emerging aggregation? We have come to know that it is better to strategize perfectly than to scale virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. The Total Quality Management factor is social-network-based. Without eyeballs, you will lack eyeballs. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. Think dot-com. Think out-of-the-box. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to mesh your functionality? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "cyber-dot-com e-commerce" really mean? Think nano-proactive. Think micro-dynamic. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our compliance but our capacity to utilize. We invariably facilitate viral robust, plug-and-play nano-obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The deliverables factor is revolutionary. We have proven we know that if you repurpose seamlessly then you may also optimize virtually. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to exploit virtually. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be dynamic, sexy? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. Without appropriate initiatives, B2C interfaces are forced to become strategic. Think social-network-based. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? We have proven we know that if you generate efficiently then you may also seize interactively. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not client-focused.