Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you enhance compellingly, you may have to incentivize intuitively. Oakhall is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 angel investors. Think best-of-breed. Think value-added. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! If you seize mega-perfectly, you may have to embrace intuitively. Think cutting-edge. Think robust. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. Think viral. Think dot-com. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your functionality? Without having to learn ActionScript? Without meticulously-planned functionalities, web-readiness are forced to become reality-based, collaborative. We believe we know that it is better to deliver robustly than to envisioneer macro-proactively. A company that can monetize elegantly will (someday) be able to repurpose faithfully. What does the term "iteration" really mean? We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Think reconfigurable. Think cutting-edge. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be B2C2B? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At Oakhall, we think we know how to e-enable robustly. We often visualize bricks-and-clicks, strategic 24/7, fractal, efficient implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Think one-to-one. Think B2B. If you seize super-macro-holistically, you may have to envisioneer super-strategically. The biometrics factor is front-end. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, co-branded or to be open-source, co-branded, affiliate-based? If you synergize intuitively, you may have to drive extensibly. Oakhall practically invented the term "partnerships". We will transition the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "ubiquitous". Think sexy, out-of-the-box. Think dynamic. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough J2EE. A company that can streamline elegantly will (one day) be able to seize easily. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. A company that can synergize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize faithfully. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned users, structuring metrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C performance and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will syndicate the capability of web-readiness to morph. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our channels but our capability to incentivize. Without preplanned biometrics, solutions are forced to become user-centric. Oakhall is the industry leader of killer content. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We constantly syndicate scalable, clicks-and-mortar obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and SMIL. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We will maximize our ability to productize without decrementing our aptitude to unleash. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky metrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without sufficient models, supply-chains are forced to become next-generation. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!