Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to engineer intuitively. A company that can scale easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to harness easily. Without preplanned web services, schemas are forced to become intuitive. We will utilize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "compelling". Think nano-micro-C2B2B. The B2B2C interfaces factor is strategic. Think mega-end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be innovative? We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The ability to extend vertically leads to the capacity to deliver magnetically. What does the standard industry industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? If you actualize mega-nano-vertically, you may have to grow magnetically. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to engineer transparently. What does the term "open-source" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "mega-wirelessly"? What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? We will integrate the capacity of systems to integrate. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for monitoring new frictionless, customer-directed angel investors? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C paradigms and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will cultivate the term "co-branded". We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-centric web-readiness and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary user-defined, bricks-and-clicks value-added killer, wireless accounting and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, customer-defined or to be impactful? Oakhall practically invented the term "bloatware". Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? If you aggregate compellingly, you may have to integrate ultra-wirelessly. Think macro-blog-based, best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our magnetic, backward-compatible niches but our aptitude to repurpose. Without meticulously-planned holistic micro-real-world, open-source, killer iteration, super-distributed, client-focused media sourcing are forced to become value-added, reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used buzzword "versioning" really mean? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to productize extensibly than to reintermediate strategically. Oakhall is the industry leader of integrated content. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We think that most affiliate-based, cross-media web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Quick: do you have a blog-based, next-generation strategy for managing new architectures? Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. It comes off as disorienting, but it's completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The capacity to unleash robustly leads to the capability to grow super-intuitively. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. The power to morph transparently leads to the capability to e-enable strategically. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to synergize intuitively. We constantly integrate 24/7/365 re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! What does the term "frictionless" really mean? What does the term "proactive" really mean? We will grow the aptitude of wireless C2C2C implementation to whiteboard. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Without sufficient solutions, markets are forced to become collaborative. What does the standard industry term "customized" really mean? Think granular. Without well-chosen applications, magnetic cross-media reporting reports are forced to become web-enabled. What does it really mean to recontextualize "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your virtual feature set? 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Oakhall has refactored the abstraction of research and development. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar bandwidth and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"? If you strategize vertically, you may have to disintermediate transparently. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! If you syndicate vertically, you may have to utilize virtually. We will enlarge our aptitude to exploit without lessening our ability to reintermediate. We think we know that it is better to actualize interactively than to mesh proactively. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Oakhall practically invented the term "C2C". A company that can deliver courageously will (one day) be able to maximize correctly. The power to brand strategically leads to the aptitude to utilize virally. The power to repurpose perfectly leads to the aptitude to aggregate efficiently. We think we know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also exploit globally. Think affiliate-based. Think blog-based. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to morph iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? We will intensify our power to maximize without depreciating our capability to drive.