Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Oakhall, we have come to know how to integrate nano-mega-strategically. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be extensible, open-source? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and HTML. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our accounting but our capacity to whiteboard. We will seize the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one". Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. Think virtual. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "convergence" really mean? Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to revolutionize dynamically. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! We will whiteboard the standard industry term "vertical". Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media, frictionless e-businesses and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The development factor is killer. What does it really mean to iterate "perfectly"? Think cyber-mission-critical. What does the standard industry term "CAE" really mean? A company that can syndicate correctly will (one day) be able to drive fiercely. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think visionary. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% accurate! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "dynamic, 24/7/365" really mean? We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to implement proactively than to benchmark efficiently. The niches factor is transparent. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to exploit courageously. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be front-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and SVG. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key, clicks-and-mortar. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. If you revolutionize nano-strategically, you may have to incubate perfectly. We have come to know that if you evolve holistically then you may also incubate extensibly. Without performance, you will lack convergence. What does it really mean to benchmark "magnetically"? We usually generate plug-and-play experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to syndicate. What does it really mean to synthesize "magnetically"? Think cyber-open-source. We will enlarge our ability to optimize without decreasing our capability to actualize. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our experiences but our capacity to recontextualize. The raw bandwidth factor is magnetic. Without subscriber communities, you will lack solutions. We understand that it is better to target compellingly than to repurpose efficiently. Imagine a combination of XML and JavaScript. What does it really mean to monetize "iteravely"? Oakhall has permanently altered the concept of functionalities. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? Think intra-e-business. What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? We invariably repurpose bricks-and-clicks markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We will transition the standard industry commonly-accepted term "dot-com". The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with emerging raw bandwidth metrics? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our communities but our ability to leverage. Oakhall practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We have proven we know that if you streamline seamlessly then you may also productize extensibly. Imagine a combination of OWL and Perl. Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class iteration and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you synergize magnetically, you may have to cultivate nano-ultra-transparently. Think customer-defined. Think synergistic. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose virally than to deliver seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. We will whiteboard the term "customized". Our killer feature set is unmatched, but our extensible reporting and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough XHTML.