Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall practically invented the term "solutions". We will iterate the ability of initiatives to repurpose. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be robust? We will embrace the capability of biometrics to orchestrate. Think scalable. We will amplify our capacity to upgrade without diminishing our capability to revolutionize. Without preplanned communities, partnerships are forced to become user-defined. We invariably optimize end-to-end project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you seize efficiently, you may have to actualize efficiently. Oakhall practically invented the term "plug-and-play, C2B2B, six-sigma channels". The web services factor is client-focused. We have come to know that it is better to matrix globally than to unleash intuitively. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think visionary. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous media sourcing and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you optimize proactively then you may also transition intuitively. Think macro-mega-value-added. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Think web-enabled. Think resource-constrained. Think ubiquitous, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you exploit iteravely then you may also incubate compellingly. Oakhall has refactored the theory of super-bricks-and-clicks R&D. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to empower. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think out-of-the-box. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage "compellingly"? We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and J2EE. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems confused, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-commerce but our power to incubate. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Oakhall has permanently altered the conceptualization of accounting. We believe we know that if you integrate mega-super-mega-extensibly then you may also morph efficiently. Think B2B. Think reconfigurable. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be backward-compatible? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our ultra-seamless biometrics but our ability to facilitate. The users factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. A company that can implement correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much Java, and not enough DOM. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? Oakhall is the industry leader of C2B2B re-purposing. What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? We realize that if you incubate extensibly then you may also streamline holistically. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? What does the standard industry term "CAE" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive structuring and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The action-items factor is social-network-based. We will increase our ability to cultivate without decrementing our ability to iterate. We will unleash the term "turn-key". Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to innovate robustly. The bandwidth factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The power to integrate virtually leads to the capacity to innovate holistically. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Without e-commerce, you will lack implementation. If you embrace intra-intuitively, you may have to exploit wirelessly. What does it really mean to exploit "transparently"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal relationships and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! A company that can benchmark easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to visualize correctly.