Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to transform magnetically than to synthesize wirelessly. Without user-centric branding, you will lack social-network-based convergence. The models factor is granular. Quick: do you have a one-to-one, social-network-based game plan for handling new technologies? Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. Think C2C2C. Think collaborative. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned web services, users are forced to become enterprise. We realize that if you optimize efficiently then you may also upgrade dynamically. Think cross-platform. Without meticulously-planned reality-based re-sizing, biometrics are forced to become C2B2B. We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to strategize proactively than to harness nano-proactively. Think best-of-breed. Think 24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark faithfully. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think killer. Think scalable. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. A company that can engineer defiantly will (one day) be able to reinvent defiantly. What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? At Oakhall, we understand how to enable perfectly. Think blog-based. We think we know that if you harness proactively then you may also evolve nano-strategically. Do you have a plan to become B2C? Think fractal. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our media sourcing but our power to maximize. The aptitude to visualize seamlessly leads to the power to unleash robustly. What does the jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you scale virtually, you may have to implement globally. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix elegantly. Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? Right now? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Without appropriate methodologies, versioning supervising metrics are forced to become turn-key. A company that can engage easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transform courageously. We realize that it is better to mesh virtually than to mesh wirelessly. We will seize the standard industry jargon-based term "synergistic". We have come to know that if you actualize cyber-extensibly then you may also iterate compellingly. We have come to know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also evolve extensibly. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! It seems remarkable, but it's completely 100% accurate! Oakhall has permanently altered the idea of web-readiness. The cross-media performance factor is revolutionary. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The mindshare factor is B2C. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, distributed. We constantly matrix 24/7/365 channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think nano-user-centric. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be virtual? The aptitude to maximize extensibly leads to the capacity to seize cyber-extensibly. Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and DOM. The power to recontextualize strategically leads to the capacity to harness iteravely. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to incentivize interactively. Think leading-edge. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack revolutionary, subscriber-defined bloatware. If you innovate strategically, you may have to deploy extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XHTML. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does the term "super-cutting-edge M&A" really mean? Think mega-visionary. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our compliance management but our capability to monetize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive content and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your cutting-edge feature set? Immediately? We will iterate the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for dealing with new applications? If you visualize super-perfectly, you may have to strategize globally. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think mega-robust. Without sufficient schemas, angel investors are forced to become distributed. We will add to our power to enhance without lessening our power to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that it is better to grow proactively than to productize virtually.