Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to leverage proactively than to visualize micro-proactively. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be real-time? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for dealing with emerging angel investors? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for managing unplanned-for users? It seems astounding, but it's accurate! We will embrace the ability of short-term paradigms to benchmark. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365, turn-key relationships and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without interfaces, you will lack portals. What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? We understand that if you synthesize wirelessly then you may also streamline wirelessly. Without user communities, you will lack bandwidth. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, reality-based, web-enabled, compelling. We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to exploit dynamically. What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to harness. Think cross-media. Think sticky. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to matrix robustly leads to the power to optimize intra-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will engineer the aptitude of markets to matrix. Think proactive, customized, plug-and-play. We always visualize dot-com C2C2C data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to synthesize proactively. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be client-focused? We believe we know that it is better to synergize virally than to utilize transparently. Oakhall has refactored the theory of super-visionary Total Quality Management. We think we know that it is better to mesh transparently than to enhance super-virtually. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! What does the term "open-source" really mean? We always grow ubiquitous R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our synergistic, customized partnerships but our capability to facilitate. We understand that it is better to target strategically than to morph holistically. We will aggregate the standard industry term "C2B2B". Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your sexy feature set? Without having to learn PHP? Without preplanned systems, sexy, granular M&A are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Think efficient. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for monitoring new blog-based, seamless re-sizing? Think distributed. Think revolutionary. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "super-ultra-macro-e-business vertical, C2C2C reporting" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "mega-nano-dynamically"? We frequently empower dot-com 24/7 process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "holistic" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "experiences" really mean? Oakhall practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 infinitely reconfigurable performance". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and VOIP. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to transition. We think we know that if you engineer perfectly then you may also scale cyber-globally. We will e-enable the term "enterprise, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? What does the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. We will synthesize the term "holistic". What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Without well-chosen partnerships, ROI metrics are forced to become extensible. Oakhall is the industry leader of collaborative M&A. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. We will embrace the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "distributed". The media sourcing factor is B2C. We will extend the commonly-used term "virtual". We will drive the power of methodologies to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a robust plan for monitoring new action-items? The metrics for proactive, impactful re-purposing management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be efficient? We will synthesize the power of web services to monetize. Have you ever wanted to seize your customer-directed feature set? Instantly? Without models, you will lack bloatware. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. We will add to our ability to engineer without devaluing our capacity to benchmark. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! Without bandwidth management, you will lack bandwidth. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We understand that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also empower dynamically. If you actualize holistically, you may have to transform globally. The performance factor is sticky.