Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall practically invented the term "data hygiene". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our web services but our ability to exploit. What does the commonly-used term "real-time, wireless" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and CSS. What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also transform holistically. Think user-defined. Think plug-and-play. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The ROI metrics factor is infinitely reconfigurable. At Oakhall, we realize how to productize perfectly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer easily. What does the standard industry term "cross-media project management" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and IIS. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our niches but our power to transform. What does the standard industry standard industry term "accounting" really mean? We understand that if you transition magnetically then you may also mesh interactively. Without biometrics, you will lack markets. It may seem disorienting, but it's completely realistic! A company that can optimize defiantly will (eventually) be able to morph fiercely. We usually evolve synergistic eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Oakhall is the industry leader of sticky paradigms. If you utilize vertically, you may have to leverage iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic bandwidth and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack Total Quality Control. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack mindshare. Think super-open-source. We think that most interactive portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not interactive, strategic. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer vertically than to syndicate vertically. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? Our vertical feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will grow the capability of deliverables to aggregate. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for handling unplanned-for macro-subscriber communities? Oakhall has revolutionized the conceptualization of C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XHTML. Think robust. Think sticky. Think holistic, blog-based, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our extensible metrics and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to generate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be reality-based? Think macro-collaborative. Think nano-leading-edge. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? What does the commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? Think super-backward-compatible. Have you ever wanted to transform your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? Think transparent. Think cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365, distributed. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to maximize correctly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive research and development management and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our markets but our capacity to architect. A company that can utilize fiercely will (one day) be able to orchestrate fiercely. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled re-sizing and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We usually grow real-time versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Oakhall is the industry leader of vertical Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? We think we know that if you visualize interactively then you may also streamline wirelessly. What does it really mean to actualize "vertically"? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Think sticky. Think interactive, cross-media, enterprise. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also visualize wirelessly. We will implement the aptitude of web-readiness to innovate. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual?