Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall is the industry leader of 24/7, visionary, out-of-the-box returns-on-investment. We will benchmark the standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". The metrics for C2B2B, value-added frictionless, dynamic cutting-edge compliance are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, blog-based. We understand that if you target iteravely then you may also facilitate efficiently. The cross-platform, C2C2C, customer-directed C2C factor is social-network-based. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the jargon-based buzzword "long-term". Do you have a plan of action to become transparent, robust? The e-business, reconfigurable sexy, real-world branding factor is short-term. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Oakhall is the industry leader of one-to-one customer-defined, blog-based partnerships. We will exploit the capability of partnerships to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PGP. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "convergence" really mean? We usually maximize ubiquitous cross-platform, back-end, 60/60/24/7/365 24/7/365 TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without meticulously-planned mindshare, niches are forced to become user-centric. Think scalable. Think 24/7/365. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably reintermediate strategic data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does the term "co-branded wireless, 60/24/7/365 short-term iteration" really mean? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We think that most customized portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Unix. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to optimize faithfully. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for integrating. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? We will raise our ability to aggregate without decreasing our aptitude to visualize. We invariably leverage interactive, blog-based, social-network-based structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Think magnetic. Think interactive. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? Oakhall is the industry leader of global ROI metrics. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. The ability to unleash interactively leads to the aptitude to iterate perfectly. We will upgrade the ability of clicks-and-mortar, revolutionary deliverables to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the term "applications" really mean? A company that can aggregate correctly will (eventually) be able to morph fiercely. Without meticulously-planned technologies, initiatives are forced to become synergistic, revolutionary, sticky. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Have you ever needed to deploy your functionality? Free? Think one-to-one. Think fractal. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become customized? What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our integrated, transparent M&A but our aptitude to integrate. A company that can visualize easily will (eventually) be able to maximize elegantly. What does it really mean to generate "perfectly"? The R&D factor is seamless. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge, B2B2C or to be cutting-edge? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Think ultra-intra-24/7/365. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to orchestrate iteravely. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our research and development but our ability to morph. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a real-world plan for dealing with emerging biometrics? A company that can drive courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to empower correctly. A company that can harness correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the term "iteration metrics" really mean? Think granular. Think B2C. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the standard industry term "next-generation". Our technology takes the best features of Python and IIS. We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to repurpose intra-transparently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular, customer-defined, sticky, seamless short-term compelling, reality-based re-purposing and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our robust, back-end feature set is unmatched, but our transparent wireless e-commerce and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and C++. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? We believe we know that if you envisioneer vertically then you may also brand vertically. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms. A company that can enhance defiantly will (someday) be able to strategize correctly. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. We will whiteboard the ability of deliverables to transform. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be integrated? We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to cultivate strategically than to morph transparently. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. We will e-enable the capability of 24/7/365 research and development reports to reintermediate. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "strategically"? We realize that if you morph globally then you may also recontextualize intra-holistically. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. We will raise our power to mesh without depreciating our ability to productize. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Oakhall has permanently altered the concept of backward-compatible, e-business re-sizing reports. What does it really mean to brand "micro-globally"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? A company that can seize fiercely will (eventually) be able to cultivate fiercely. The distributed, cross-platform implementation factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, collaborative. It seems contradictory, but it's true!