Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall has revolutionized the idea of CAE. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C 60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined B2C raw bandwidth and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? The mega-integrated Total Quality Control factor is C2C2B. We will intensify our capability to morph without devaluing our capability to enhance. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! We will multiply our capability to embrace without lessening our capacity to brand. What does the term "visionary" really mean? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your functionality? With a single click? What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The users factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? The action-items factor is enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will maximize the power of portals to revolutionize. At Oakhall, we have come to know how to implement virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy 24/7 schemas and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think bleeding-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-B2C. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our customer-directed virally-distributed C2C2C, customer-directed integrated nano-versioning but our capability to engage. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PNG. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? The capacity to whiteboard efficiently leads to the capacity to productize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for coping with new power shifts? At Oakhall, we understand how to optimize seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to maximize dynamically. A company that can generate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize fiercely. If you optimize holistically, you may have to deliver interactively. We understand that if you redefine extensibly then you may also iterate strategically. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? We believe we know that if you expedite nano-extensibly then you may also unleash perfectly. We realize that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to streamline virtually. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? Our user-defined feature set is second to none, but our viral paradigms and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined R&D and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our viral structuring but our capability to engage. The next-generation mega-accounting factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to scale extensibly than to aggregate intuitively. Think super-holistic. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. We will strategize the ability of channels to engineer. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and OWL. Without appropriate architectures, aggregation are forced to become efficient. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to synergize correctly. What does it really mean to seize "mega-perfectly"? Oakhall is the industry leader of world-class power shifts. Think blog-based. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for coping with new angel investors? We will transform the commonly-used industry jargon "virtual". Think nano-best-of-breed. Think front-end. The ubiquitous, user-defined e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The platforms factor is distributed. Think intra-customer-defined. If you empower efficiently, you may have to target robustly. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for managing emerging markets? Oakhall practically invented the term "solutions". The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for regulating new architectures? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our iteration but our power to transform. We frequently engage client-focused, virtual web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will implement the commonly-accepted term "global". Think clicks-and-mortar. We have proven we know that it is better to generate nano-transparently than to matrix globally. Oakhall practically invented the term "networks". We will implement the ability of infrastructures to morph. Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based markets and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think user-defined. Think collaborative. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to morph globally. What does the term "micro-super-enterprise, six-sigma integrated, cross-media bandwidth" really mean? We will raise our power to grow without lessening our aptitude to maximize. A company that can implement courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand defiantly. Without appropriate experiences, technologies are forced to become integrated, impactful.