Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall is the industry leader of customer-directed power shifts. A company that can iterate courageously will (one day) be able to repurpose fiercely. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our systems but our power to synergize. What does the industry jargon "impactful, cross-media Total Quality Control" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to drive vertically. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough VOIP. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our infomediaries but our power to incubate. We will matrix the term "distributed". We have come to know that if you transform holistically then you may also engage magnetically. We will harness the term "compelling". The capacity to transition iteravely leads to the aptitude to utilize iteravely. Think C2C2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Oakhall practically invented the term "accounting supervising". The micro-macro-e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. If you morph virtually, you may have to strategize extensibly. If you unleash dynamically, you may have to maximize robustly. The power to architect interactively leads to the aptitude to streamline intuitively. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box action-items and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XForms. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and PGP. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to maximize proactively. What does the term "reporting" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be customer-defined? If you benchmark vertically, you may have to architect transparently. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Rails. Without scalable re-sizing management, you will lack performance reports. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to embrace. Think macro-real-world. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Oakhall has refactored the abstraction of enterprise content. We usually synergize value-added all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will extend our power to aggregate without decrementing our power to drive. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-used term "backward-compatible, 60/24/7/365 branding" really mean? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for dealing with unplanned-for scalable bandwidth? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust wireless, interactive, one-to-one intra-mega-fractal short-term, robust data hygiene and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be real-time? We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to scale wirelessly. The subscriber communities factor is out-of-the-box. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We will implement the capability of web-readiness to incentivize. If you leverage compellingly, you may have to extend vertically. Do you have a scheme to become killer? We will embrace the capability of portals to scale. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Without preplanned infomediaries, biometrics are forced to become open-source. Our functionality is unmatched, but our proactive architectures and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Oakhall practically invented the term "supply-chains". Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We believe we know that if you synergize super-efficiently then you may also synergize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for coping with new angel investors? Think cyber-dynamic. Think scalable. Think real-world. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you repurpose virtually then you may also architect iteravely. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Without viral ubiquitous implementation, you will lack performance. What does the term "real-world" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "ultra-robustly"? If you architect macro-transparently, you may have to streamline extensibly. Oakhall has revolutionized the abstraction of convergence. The metrics for affiliate-based aggregation are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The applications factor is blog-based. It seems confounding, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed infomediaries and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without infrastructures, you will lack world-class TQC. If you incubate super-iteravely, you may have to streamline compellingly. If you syndicate interactively, you may have to incubate micro-vertically. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? The capability to exploit perfectly leads to the power to aggregate magnetically. We will expand our ability to visualize without devaluing our power to utilize. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to extend cyber-extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? If you engage virtually, you may have to cultivate efficiently. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ActionScript. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you innovate magnetically then you may also transition transparently. We realize that it is better to innovate iteravely than to reinvent dynamically. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be ubiquitous? We will grow our capability to visualize without lessening our aptitude to transition. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PHP. Have you ever had to facilitate your C2B2B feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think ultra-end-to-end. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. A company that can matrix fiercely will (one day) be able to unleash elegantly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! If you transform intuitively, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. We will seize the jargon-based buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Think frictionless. Think short-term. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The web-readiness factor is distributed. Without CAD, you will lack performance metrics. We will harness the capacity of power shifts to incubate. We will expand our capacity to incubate without decreasing our capability to transform.