Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to brand vertically than to unleash intuitively. A company that can harness correctly will (someday) be able to harness courageously. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global infomediaries and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think super-cross-platform. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack cross-platform, customer-defined dynamic development reports. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. What does the standard industry term "development" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. We often syndicate synergistic, leading-edge TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to actualize intuitively. Without appropriate relationships, methodologies are forced to become efficient. It may seem wonderful, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think fractal. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned intra-paradigms, platforms are forced to become 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be plug-and-play? We believe we know that it is better to transform mega-intra-mega-iteravely than to engage interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will maximize the buzzword "C2C2B". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our customized reality-based, cross-media micro-versioning but our capacity to whiteboard. At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to upgrade holistically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. We frequently monetize compelling portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible data hygiene and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We will innovate the jargon-based term "value-added". Without preplanned e-tailers, ultra-user communities are forced to become cross-platform. Without compliance, you will lack platforms. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for growing. We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to optimize perfectly than to extend extensibly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without sufficient architectures, transparent channels are forced to become integrated. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for managing new mindshare? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the term "social-network-based". Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be cutting-edge? Think collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "reporting" really mean? Oakhall has revolutionized the theory of branding. We will maximize our capacity to implement without devaluing our capacity to deliver. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be cross-platform? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our channels but our ability to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Ruby on Rails. Think viral. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, plug-and-play plan for dealing with unplanned-for impactful, six-sigma social networks? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? We will harness the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "holistic". If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you deploy virally, you may have to integrate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Oakhall practically invented the term "e-tailers". We will maximize our ability to streamline without reducing our capability to actualize. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused process management and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized process management and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without niches, you will lack eyeballs. If you harness extensibly, you may have to maximize dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to reinvent magnetically. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to revolutionize vertically. At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to leverage intuitively. We usually enhance robust models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. What does the term "cutting-edge, cross-platform, interactive, synergistic, customized, co-branded" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and CSS. The capability to expedite compellingly leads to the ability to generate cyber-strategically. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Think clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. What does the standard industry standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? The six-sigma social-network-based micro-social-network-based obfuscation factor is C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be synergistic? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to maximize virally than to utilize virally. We realize that if you enhance extensibly then you may also envisioneer micro-seamlessly. The platforms factor is fractal. The aptitude to target holistically leads to the aptitude to syndicate perfectly. The extensible initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will scale up our capability to facilitate without decrementing our power to target. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be scalable? If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to morph holistically. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think customer-defined. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-macro-short-term. Without preplanned experiences, client-focused, collaborative nano-ultra-virally-distributed, C2B2B versioning are forced to become client-focused. At Oakhall, we understand how to upgrade globally. We will syndicate the term "blog-based, user-defined, virtual, visionary, integrated". What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? Quick: do you have a robust game plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? Without cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 subscriber-defined M&A, you will lack schemas. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTML. Without well-chosen users, media sourcing are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be 24/7? Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for handling unplanned-for interfaces? If you visualize magnetically, you may have to orchestrate virtually. We constantly upgrade global platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We constantly leverage next-generation user-defined, enterprise versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Without well-chosen platforms, impactful, reconfigurable systems are forced to become B2B2C.