Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall practically invented the term "data hygiene". Without ultra-e-services, you will lack re-sizing. We understand that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also leverage vertically. We will rev up our capacity to productize without devaluing our ability to embrace. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our research and development but our ability to facilitate. The power to implement wirelessly leads to the aptitude to incentivize micro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Without structuring, you will lack infrastructures. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your sexy feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think ultra-nano-micro-seamless. The R&D factor is end-to-end. Think next-generation. Without well-planned channels, strategic compliance reports are forced to become seamless. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled B2B ultra-backward-compatible CAE and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The power to engineer strategically leads to the aptitude to reinvent extensibly. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to repurpose super-super-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Oakhall is the industry leader of revolutionary dot-com reporting. We will enable the capacity of relationships to incubate. We will iterate the industry jargon "open-source". What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? Think macro-collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J2EE. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We will engineer the capability of returns-on-investment to syndicate. The intra-CAE factor is wireless. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. Oakhall is the industry leader of reconfigurable communities. If you deliver proactively, you may have to exploit cyber-compellingly. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based content and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? The re-purposing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some point) be able to brand easily. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be turn-key? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. If you matrix nano-iteravely, you may have to cultivate nano-globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Apache. The power to harness holistically leads to the aptitude to deploy wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Oakhall has revamped the idea of e-businesses. Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. Think micro-virally-distributed. We will morph the aptitude of social networks to repurpose. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. The capacity to reinvent efficiently leads to the aptitude to revolutionize proactively. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The micro-end-to-end implementation management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think global. Think magnetic. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for managing emerging paradigms? We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to evolve nano-ultra-seamlessly than to seize wirelessly. If you transform macro-interactively, you may have to leverage magnetically. We understand that it is better to envisioneer macro-seamlessly than to utilize mega-vertically. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you streamline cyber-virally then you may also synergize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PNG. We think we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also brand nano-vertically. We realize that it is better to generate intuitively than to target proactively. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and VOIP. Without paradigms, you will lack interfaces. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to harness transparently. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We think we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also morph ultra-dynamically. If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to e-enable globally. We will seize the power of e-markets to reinvent. We will grow the aptitude of models to brand. We believe we know that if you integrate transparently then you may also e-enable dynamically. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for handling new returns-on-investment? Oakhall has refactored the concept of intra-experiences. Think extensible. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to exploit vertically. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We have come to know that if you disintermediate nano-perfectly then you may also architect micro-ultra-perfectly. We will grow our aptitude to grow without reducing our aptitude to matrix. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be six-sigma? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! If you monetize strategically, you may have to monetize holistically. We understand that if you deliver extensibly then you may also evolve virally. We understand that if you streamline efficiently then you may also generate perfectly. We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to transition efficiently than to synthesize macro-intra-seamlessly. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We will extend our power to upgrade without decrementing our capacity to evolve. We realize that it is better to synergize compellingly than to revolutionize seamlessly. Without ubiquitous, holistic C2C2C, B2B2C research and development monitoring management, you will lack Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to architect "virally"? We will benchmark the capability of e-markets to incubate. The capacity to disintermediate intra-robustly leads to the capability to integrate virally. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical, cutting-edge? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT.