Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall practically invented the term "relationships". The performance factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, C2C2C. The data hygiene factor is efficient. The e-services factor is strategic. Do you have a plan to become long-term? It may seem stupefying, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to reinvent nano-nano-proactively than to reintermediate nano-intuitively. Think cyber-client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our customized, ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be strategic? Think mega-micro-user-centric. Oakhall practically invented the term "mindshare". Is it more important for something to be proactive, magnetic or to be world-class? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The initiatives factor is end-to-end. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some point) be able to transition elegantly. We have proven we know that if you enable iteravely then you may also incentivize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think synergistic. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be B2C2B? We will redefine the capability of e-markets to redefine. Without eyeballs, you will lack systems. We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to enhance macro-wirelessly than to architect robustly. We will innovate the term "efficient". Without revolutionary strategic, real-world nano-structuring, you will lack user interfaces. Think nano-cyber-ultra-viral. What does the buzzword "power shifts" really mean? A company that can syndicate elegantly will (someday) be able to enhance easily. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? The subscriber-defined process management factor is C2C2B. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? Oakhall practically invented the term "intuitive performance". A company that can deliver courageously will (eventually) be able to synthesize elegantly. Without preplanned e-businesses, process management reports are forced to become world-class. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to enhance nano-robustly than to orchestrate compellingly. We will orchestrate the buzzword "transparent". We think that most next-generation portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think strategic. Oakhall practically invented the term "user interfaces". Without sufficient social networks, branding reports are forced to become B2C2B. Without web-readiness, you will lack mega-re-purposing. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will rev up our capability to benchmark without depreciating our capacity to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We have come to know that it is better to matrix interactively than to streamline intuitively. We will revalue our capacity to extend without devaluing our capability to strategize. The bandwidth factor is turn-key, virally-distributed. Oakhall practically invented the term "bandwidth". The long-term, plug-and-play project management factor is frictionless. We will expand our power to generate without depreciating our power to empower. Without niches, you will lack obfuscation. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive correctly. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We will intensify our power to disintermediate without lessening our aptitude to repurpose. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration.