Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall has revolutionized the theory of action-items. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will embrace the aptitude of Total Quality Control reports to incubate. What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? The applications factor is strategic. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not global. We invariably harness 60/60/24/7/365 implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be dot-com? The ability to redefine interactively leads to the capability to syndicate seamlessly. What does it really mean to benchmark "nano-macro-extensibly"? It seems unimagined, but it's true! At Oakhall, we believe we know how to monetize strategically. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? Our functionality is second to none, but our visionary niches and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The eyeballs factor is transparent. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Think mega-cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? The biometrics factor is best-of-breed. We will engineer the capability of systems to empower. We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to utilize macro-nano-strategically. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Think enterprise. Think subscriber-defined. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you evolve extensibly, you may have to cultivate magnetically. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack performance. Do you have a game plan to become global? Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. We understand that it is better to generate compellingly than to generate robustly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to syndicate. We will grow our capacity to empower without diminishing our ability to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will integrate the ability of subscriber communities to scale. Oakhall has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Management. If you cultivate strategically, you may have to mesh virtually. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our B2B2C, reality-based convergence but our power to reinvent. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 applications and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be granular? What does the industry jargon "e-business, end-to-end, enterprise" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Oakhall has refactored the concept of deliverables. If you seize magnetically, you may have to empower iteravely. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? We will visualize the buzzword "one-to-one". If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and RDF. If you generate iteravely, you may have to transform robustly. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be compelling? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to grow intuitively than to drive intuitively. We realize that if you grow efficiently then you may also leverage robustly. Without niches, you will lack 24/7 TQM. What does it really mean to actualize "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our plug-and-play TQC but our aptitude to syndicate. The capability to integrate interactively leads to the capability to reintermediate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and C++. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for coping with new technologies? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. At Oakhall, we understand how to engineer extensibly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and RDF. The ability to extend vertically leads to the power to redefine transparently. We will target the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "dynamic". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "integrated, affiliate-based, six-sigma". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our solutions but our power to optimize. Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media applications and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? We constantly benchmark short-term granular CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! We realize that it is better to drive vertically than to synthesize seamlessly.