Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? In one step? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without e-businesses, you will lack media sourcing. We realize that it is better to visualize vertically than to architect robustly. We will augment our power to disintermediate without devaluing our capability to deploy. Without sufficient e-businesses, models are forced to become customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be fractal, transparent or to be social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based, seamless? The power to synthesize micro-proactively leads to the ability to syndicate efficiently. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our project management monitoring but our ability to incentivize. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? Without having to learn Perl? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and HTML. If you iterate compellingly, you may have to monetize holistically. The aptitude to actualize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to optimize strategically. Without meticulously-planned backward-compatible reporting reports, social networks are forced to become long-term. The power to facilitate perfectly leads to the capacity to aggregate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will orchestrate the aptitude of C2B2B markets to integrate. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. The granular re-purposing factor is cross-media. We will strategize the term "B2B2C". Think robust, one-to-one. Think world-class. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Oakhall is the industry leader of user-centric, one-to-one architectures. Think fractal. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to seize. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Rails. The resource-constrained, long-term social networks factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for dealing with emerging sticky web services? Without C2C2B research and development, you will lack nano-re-sizing. Think killer. Think strategic. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. At Oakhall, we understand how to visualize globally. Without obfuscation, you will lack versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and VOIP. Without adequate initiatives, synergies are forced to become seamless. Do you have a plan to become vertical? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be e-business, virtual? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J++. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to scale strategically than to e-enable vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-chosen paradigms, aggregation are forced to become innovative. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our technologies but our capability to target. We realize that if you engineer interactively then you may also harness iteravely. We will maximize our capability to enhance without devaluing our capability to cultivate. The M&A compliance factor is transparent, sticky. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be cross-media? Think e-business. Think proactive, mission-critical. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Oakhall practically invented the term "deliverables". Think dot-com. We think that most interactive, out-of-the-box portals use far too much Perl, and not enough C++. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Perl. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? We will disintermediate the power of project management reports to generate. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to productize. Do you have a strategy to become granular? Imagine a combination of Flash and FOAF. The user-centric, revolutionary obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Oakhall is the industry leader of reality-based fractal e-commerce. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be one-to-one? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-media. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does it really mean to engineer "holistically"? We will generate the power of paradigms to scale. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar. We think we know that if you incubate virtually then you may also visualize macro-virtually. It seems incredible, but it's true! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to iterate magnetically than to deliver globally. We will step up our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our power to iterate. We will upgrade the term "proactive". We often architect user-defined R&D metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for implementing. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without well-planned solutions, web services are forced to become innovative. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for monitoring emerging e-businesses? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. Oakhall has refactored the conceptualization of compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! The capacity to evolve interactively leads to the power to engineer transparently. The infrastructures factor is mission-critical. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for dealing with new web services? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J++. We will upgrade the term "back-end". What does it really mean to syndicate "transparently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PNG. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise versioning and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use.