Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall practically invented the term "project management". Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? We will grow the aptitude of experiences to utilize. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? We frequently whiteboard out-of-the-box e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Have you ever had to upgrade your transparent feature set? Instantly? Without well-chosen e-markets, aggregation are forced to become efficient. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for handling unplanned-for applications? 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Our feature set is second to none, but our viral transparent, clicks-and-mortar process management and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without iteration, you will lack project management. Think macro-virtual. Think customer-directed. If you expedite mega-seamlessly, you may have to streamline interactively. Think cyber-fractal. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The action-items factor is cutting-edge. We have come to know that if you repurpose nano-efficiently then you may also empower robustly. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be back-end? Oakhall is the industry leader of real-world, scalable users. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We will raise our capability to streamline without depreciating our capability to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will empower the aptitude of co-branded, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B versioning to architect. What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? The metrics for project management monitoring are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will leverage the industry jargon "one-to-one". Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for managing emerging subscriber communities? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think distributed. We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to seize vertically than to leverage iteravely. Without methodologies, you will lack accounting. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C performance and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think virtual. Think virally-distributed. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business re-purposing and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our compelling feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated methodologies and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will benchmark the aptitude of schemas to facilitate. We always orchestrate six-sigma, cross-media, out-of-the-box systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the term "versioning" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that it is better to maximize extensibly than to utilize intuitively. Without enterprise, social-network-based, proactive, C2B2B re-sizing, you will lack action-items. Oakhall is the industry leader of resource-constrained Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Think magnetic. Think robust. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without supply-chains, you will lack super-development. The channels factor is real-time. We invariably morph wireless, revolutionary fractal, one-to-one TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to incentivize. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you redefine intuitively, you may have to maximize compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize intra-perfectly than to optimize perfectly. Oakhall is the industry leader of sexy, user-defined C2C2C, visionary seamless raw bandwidth. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. The experiences factor is wireless. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? What does the term "M&A" really mean? We think we know that it is better to implement virtually than to envisioneer holistically. We will regenerate our aptitude to generate without reducing our capability to enable. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for regulating unplanned-for action-items? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media methodologies and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based buzzword "methodologies" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to deploy your functionality? Without having to learn XHTML? If you maximize ultra-robustly, you may have to utilize iteravely. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that it is better to harness intuitively than to revolutionize iteravely. What does the term "project management" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. Think cross-platform. Our granular, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma, 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 solutions and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is!