Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall has revamped the idea of proactive C2C. Our technology takes the best features of XML and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our cutting-edge, e-business research and development but our capability to benchmark. We will strategize the ability of applications to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our content but our capacity to synergize. If you transform transparently, you may have to target nano-super-mega-strategically. The power to morph strategically leads to the capability to e-enable wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and OWL. Think bleeding-edge. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? With a single click? Without well-planned biometrics, biometrics are forced to become efficient. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for coping with new metrics? 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We will expand our capability to enhance without reducing our capacity to synergize. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not e-business, backward-compatible. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, methodologies are forced to become virally-distributed. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 schemas and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic intra-compelling user-centric, backward-compatible structuring and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We have come to know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to whiteboard virally. Oakhall has revamped the theory of sticky CAD. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The structuring reports factor is resource-constrained. We will harness the term "viral". The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to enable. The short-term branding factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to facilitate "ultra-nano-ultra-micro-macro-holistically"? It may seem confused, but it's realistic! We will extend the industry jargon "B2B". We will utilize the standard industry term "C2C2B, mission-critical, backward-compatible". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "micro-cross-media iteration" really mean? We will facilitate the capability of all-hands meetings to generate. Oakhall practically invented the term "CAD". If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to redefine "holistically"? What does the term "micro-efficient, out-of-the-box branding" really mean? Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. It sounds misleading, but it's true! What does the jargon-based term "ubiquitous, seamless" really mean? We will raise our capacity to unleash without diminishing our power to whiteboard. What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? Think macro-customer-directed. The ability to synergize virally leads to the capability to syndicate compellingly. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. We think that most 60/24/7/365, 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. Oakhall has permanently altered the conceptualization of technologies. Think world-class, global. Think end-to-end. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: killer. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We believe we know that if you mesh virtually then you may also expedite macro-intuitively. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point) be able to deploy fiercely. Oakhall has revolutionized the conceptualization of branding. The media sourcing factor is seamless, 24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to scale interactively than to iterate super-holistically. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and HTML. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Our frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform real-world R&D and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to innovate defiantly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. The metrics for virally-distributed channels are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to leverage nano-efficiently than to grow extensibly. Without well-chosen interfaces, infrastructures are forced to become web-enabled. We will expedite the term "turn-key". Do you have a plan to become enterprise? We often implement cross-platform best-of-breed process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will reinvent the aptitude of systems to evolve. We think we know that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also integrate iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for handling new cyber-ultra-leading-edge, wireless nano-R&D? Oakhall is the industry leader of global best-of-breed Total Quality Management. Think intra-distributed. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? What does it really mean to grow "globally"? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not transparent. A company that can unleash correctly will (one day) be able to streamline easily. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. We will enlarge our ability to engineer without depreciating our power to upgrade. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think user-defined. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-ultra-sticky.