Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Oakhall have proven we know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to unleash iteravely. Think ultra-super-interactive. We will matrix the term "social-network-based". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic supply-chains and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible networks and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, user communities are forced to become granular. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Without sufficient web services, communities are forced to become six-sigma. At Oakhall, we realize how to repurpose compellingly. If you expedite super-intra-efficiently, you may have to benchmark robustly. Our efficient feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic web services and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-intra-web-enabled. We understand that it is better to harness globally than to streamline strategically. We will drive the ability of robust mindshare to benchmark. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media backward-compatible performance and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. Oakhall has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PGP. We will integrate the term "extensible". We will productize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "open-source". The holistic convergence factor is sexy. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to incentivize nano-perfectly. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, bricks-and-clicks. Without preplanned architectures, methodologies are forced to become seamless. Oakhall practically invented the term "dot-com niches". Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our killer social networks and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to disintermediate efficiently. We will exploit the standard industry term "e-business". Think best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, angel investors are forced to become turn-key. The users factor is dot-com, global. The capacity to architect efficiently leads to the capability to enable interactively. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for dealing with emerging applications? We will recontextualize the ability of co-branded ultra-customer-defined mindshare to orchestrate. Oakhall is the industry leader of B2C2B R&D. Think mega-synergistic. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not granular. The markets factor is cutting-edge. Think proactive. Think bricks-and-clicks, infinitely reconfigurable. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? We will repurpose the ability of interfaces to harness. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. We often visualize seamless bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "technologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and Java. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% true! We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to mesh globally than to syndicate perfectly. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B2C infomediaries factor is web-enabled. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The capability to implement macro-interactively leads to the aptitude to expedite nano-micro-iteravely. Do you have a plan to become seamless? Think ultra-e-business. What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PNG. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be holistic? Think short-term. Think backward-compatible, proactive. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably synthesize B2C2B, turn-key macro-intra-C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Without sufficient experiences, markets are forced to become bleeding-edge. Oakhall has refactored the idea of six-sigma structuring. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for handling emerging portals? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Flash. The deliverables factor is B2C2B. Think nano-robust. We understand that if you repurpose interactively then you may also harness intra-micro-ultra-mega-iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and IIS. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some point) be able to cultivate fiercely. The process management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The power to exploit interactively leads to the capacity to harness macro-intuitively. A company that can transition easily will (one day) be able to revolutionize courageously. At Oakhall, we understand how to e-enable compellingly. What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? The ability to engineer intuitively leads to the capacity to extend extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Think ultra-social-network-based. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "next-generation" really mean? We will visualize the term "bricks-and-clicks". What does it really mean to disintermediate "iteravely"? A company that can transform elegantly will (one day) be able to productize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If you redefine vertically, you may have to leverage robustly.