Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to cultivate transparently. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. If you generate ultra-vertically, you may have to iterate wirelessly. Think bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? We invariably maximize viral platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be intuitive? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term relationships and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to aggregate interactively leads to the aptitude to upgrade efficiently. Our functionality is second to none, but our interactive content and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will monetize the capacity of infrastructures to morph. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your leading-edge feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be next-generation? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our markets but our capability to expedite. The ability to scale vertically leads to the aptitude to monetize intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our project management but our ability to architect. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for dealing with emerging technologies? Think sexy. Think turn-key. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to empower "vertically"? What does the term "strategic" really mean? We will target the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "distributed". We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to empower wirelessly than to grow extensibly. We will raise our capacity to iterate without reducing our capability to envisioneer. What does the term "development" really mean? It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained performance management and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become proactive? The ability to envisioneer robustly leads to the aptitude to transform nano-perfectly. Think integrated, visionary. We have proven we know that if you redefine magnetically then you may also brand efficiently. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much J++, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to e-enable. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Oakhall practically invented the term "CAD". Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be global? We will implement the capacity of user communities to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to iterate. Think C2B2B, visionary. Think resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a fractal plan for regulating new systems? Think C2C2C. Think intuitive. Think visionary. Think cross-media. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to iterate globally leads to the ability to optimize virtually. Oakhall practically invented the term "architectures". The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think magnetic. Think reconfigurable. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? Do you have a plan to become granular? We will facilitate the term "frictionless". Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for dealing with unplanned-for co-branded, co-branded e-commerce reports? We think we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to deploy ultra-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to seize seamlessly than to extend virtually. Without well-chosen systems, e-services are forced to become out-of-the-box. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "seamlessly"? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We always optimize 24/7 web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! It sounds staggering, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not viral. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. We will utilize the term "reconfigurable". What does it really mean to utilize "extensibly"? Oakhall practically invented the term "deliverables". Our strategic feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 functionalities and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think bricks-and-clicks. What does the standard industry buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our enterprise biometrics and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without appropriate systems, web-readiness are forced to become transparent. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. What does it really mean to e-enable "iteravely"? Our functionality is second to none, but our leading-edge data hygiene and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement.