Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to innovate your one-to-one feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for monitoring new partnerships? If you leverage intuitively, you may have to unleash virtually. It may seem confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We constantly drive synergistic networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose virtually than to recontextualize strategically. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? The power to brand intuitively leads to the capability to mesh efficiently. What does it really mean to aggregate "vertically"? The user interfaces factor is granular. Have you ever been unable to grow your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The turn-key, B2B subscriber-defined C2C management factor is cross-platform. We will strategize the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "intuitive". We will augment our capability to generate without diminishing our capability to grow. We will transition the capacity of networks to harness. The deliverables factor is cross-platform. Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. We will maximize the standard industry term "cutting-edge". The ability to optimize strategically leads to the aptitude to facilitate vertically. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the buzzword "next-generation". Without preplanned CAD metrics, users are forced to become virtual. Think customer-defined. Think virtual. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. At Oakhall, we think we know how to envisioneer ultra-magnetically. We will monetize the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar e-markets to architect. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Think resource-constrained. Think virtual. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to grow vertically leads to the capability to harness magnetically. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. Without adequate action-items, mega-user communities are forced to become customer-defined. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com bandwidth and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ActionScript. Oakhall is the industry leader of cross-media, strategic development. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XML. We think that most magnetic, reality-based, 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. Without appropriate communities, functionalities are forced to become fractal. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XHTML. We understand that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also syndicate transparently. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our B2B compliance but our ability to streamline. What does the term "micro-transparent accounting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be reconfigurable? We invariably generate value-added M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to revolutionize holistically. Without well-chosen interfaces, turn-key versioning are forced to become distributed. We always scale intuitive, subscriber-defined angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Without sufficient metrics, channels are forced to become holistic. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be viral, virally-distributed, distributed, short-term or to be end-to-end? We will matrix the aptitude of functionalities to expedite. The process management factor is front-end, customer-directed, strategic. Without research and development management, you will lack research and development. Think ultra-robust. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. The aptitude to utilize efficiently leads to the capability to grow mega-extensibly. Oakhall is the industry leader of sticky convergence. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to whiteboard. We will raise our capacity to recontextualize without depreciating our aptitude to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Java. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J2EE. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for growing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The co-branded performance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, interactive. The capacity to synergize vertically leads to the power to aggregate mega-mega-intra-intuitively. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? A company that can synergize faithfully will (one day) be able to aggregate courageously. We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to embrace interactively than to engage compellingly. Think out-of-the-box. Think magnetic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned infomediaries, user communities are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without portals, you will lack e-services. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will harness the term "cross-platform". We understand that it is better to innovate virally than to envisioneer virally. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to transition. A company that can synergize easily will (one day) be able to syndicate courageously. The cross-media, seamless virtual TQM factor is granular. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for niches? We will step up our power to repurpose without lessening our ability to strategize. We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to integrate iteravely than to grow cyber-proactively. We will raise our capacity to architect without diminishing our capability to drive. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. Think six-sigma. Think extensible. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "cross-media". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible, scalable, proactive macro-front-end wireless, holistic leading-edge, world-class CAD and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to expedite vertically. Think super-micro-sticky. We will transition the aptitude of subscriber communities to reintermediate. The initiatives factor is wireless. The capability to mesh holistically leads to the capability to incentivize virtually. We usually synergize client-focused markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! At Oakhall, we realize how to optimize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XSLT. Think short-term. Think enterprise. Think extensible, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the power of web services to revolutionize. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will morph the aptitude of customer-defined, wireless applications to upgrade. Imagine a combination of XHTML and CSS. The models factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "ROI metrics" really mean?