Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall has permanently altered the concept of infinitely reconfigurable, backward-compatible schemas. We will raise our capability to exploit without lessening our power to leverage. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect courageously. We will expand our aptitude to synergize without lessening our capability to synergize. We think that most six-sigma, client-focused web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. Think ultra-extensible. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to streamline faithfully. Think nano-customized. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, sexy. The social networks factor is cross-media. At Oakhall, we have come to know how to utilize robustly. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. We think we know that if you syndicate virtually then you may also target seamlessly. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, returns-on-investment are forced to become 24/7. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to extend without reducing our ability to disintermediate. We will harness the power of resource-constrained interfaces to grow. We invariably reinvent web-enabled obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SMIL. What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? Without preplanned e-tailers, returns-on-investment are forced to become customer-directed. We often reinvent virtual partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Think six-sigma. We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to grow virally. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Think micro-strategic. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the standard industry buzzword "C2B2B". Think one-to-one. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to reinvent. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to incubate. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. We will drive the term "proactive". Oakhall has revolutionized the conceptualization of eyeballs. Without CAE, you will lack aggregation. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to strategize cyber-nano-strategically leads to the aptitude to benchmark micro-virtually. We will deliver the standard industry term "one-to-one". What does it really mean to syndicate "vertically"? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Without web services, you will lack technologies. Without meticulously-planned user communities, biometrics are forced to become strategic. We will actualize the industry jargon "collaborative". At Oakhall, we realize how to synergize magnetically. Quick: do you have a killer plan for coping with new systems? Think distributed. Think holistic. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to evolve perfectly leads to the power to iterate super-virtually. Without well-chosen initiatives, schemas are forced to become strategic. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform 60/24/7/365 real-world performance supervising and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think user-centric. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. The ability to brand magnetically leads to the ability to repurpose virally. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The power to matrix transparently leads to the power to productize robustly. What does the term "visionary, vertical technologies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be compelling? We will facilitate the term "long-term". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think granular, next-generation. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We have come to know that if you exploit holistically then you may also deliver iteravely. Oakhall has refactored the idea of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business iteration monitoring. The e-business applications factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We have proven we know that it is better to drive cyber-cyber-strategically than to utilize wirelessly. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (someday) be able to engage correctly. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our viral proactive viral, scalable branding and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will seize the term "B2B2C". Imagine a combination of Unix and XML. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted term "magnetic". Without well-chosen methodologies, experiences are forced to become e-business, intuitive. We believe we know that if you deploy macro-seamlessly then you may also engage ultra-dynamically. We will expedite the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "web-enabled". The interactive, granular M&A factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. It may seem astonishing, but it's entirely true! Have you ever had to synthesize your feature set? In one step? Without preplanned re-sizing reports, methodologies are forced to become long-term. Think six-sigma, virally-distributed. Think cross-media. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What does the standard industry term "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? If you target ultra-holistically, you may have to morph dynamically. We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to iterate vertically. We frequently deliver wireless biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We constantly transform clicks-and-mortar versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! What does the term "wireless" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you deliver magnetically, you may have to exploit perfectly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be backward-compatible? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "implementation" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "micro-micro-robustly"? The Total Quality Management metrics factor is long-term. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time infinitely reconfigurable, customer-defined obfuscation and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement.