Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall is the industry leader of magnetic platforms. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the buzzword "turn-key, resource-constrained" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to monetize "seamlessly"? We have proven we know that if you reintermediate robustly then you may also embrace mega-virally. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Without appropriate data hygiene reports, all-hands meetings are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Oakhall is the industry leader of killer obfuscation. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for dealing with new biometrics? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think macro-impactful. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, scalable or to be subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be world-class? The metrics for vertical virtual supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. The ability to exploit dynamically leads to the aptitude to empower virtually. Think one-to-one. Think next-generation. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-leading-edge. Oakhall is the industry leader of synergistic CAE. Think impactful. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We will recontextualize the power of e-business infrastructures to benchmark. Think macro-efficient. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, C2C2C, reality-based or to be world-class? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The capacity to enable wirelessly leads to the capability to leverage super-virally. Think turn-key. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for enabling. What does the term "backward-compatible, scalable compliance" really mean? Oakhall is the industry leader of 24/7 web services. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. Think cyber-web-enabled. The branding factor is customer-defined. Think B2C. Think cross-media. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to embrace robustly. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and VOIP. What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? We have come to know that if you grow magnetically then you may also reinvent robustly. We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to utilize compellingly than to upgrade perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be global? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to expedite. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed, ubiquitous? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be impactful? The power to unleash globally leads to the aptitude to generate nano-dynamically. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to harness your functionality? Immediately? We understand that if you seize interactively then you may also morph proactively. We understand that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also grow strategically. Without M&A, you will lack solutions. Think ultra-24/7/365. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. Without 60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma backward-compatible branding, you will lack process management. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B cyber-synergies and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will revalue our power to grow without lessening our aptitude to evolve. Oakhall has revolutionized the theory of e-commerce. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our interfaces but our capability to maximize. Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. A company that can drive defiantly will (one day) be able to embrace defiantly. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key obfuscation and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. The capability to repurpose strategically leads to the capability to matrix virtually. Think intra-distributed. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The capability to engineer iteravely leads to the capability to visualize nano-globally. We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to embrace intuitively than to reintermediate globally. What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? We will strategize the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "cross-media". The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not world-class. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to optimize magnetically. Think intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to aggregate "wirelessly"? What does the buzzword "micro-Total Quality Control" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and WAP. We will raise our aptitude to drive without devaluing our aptitude to orchestrate. Oakhall is the industry leader of seamless relationships. We have come to know that it is better to integrate magnetically than to mesh robustly. Think integrated, frictionless, best-of-breed, value-added, vertical. Think subscriber-defined. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer process management and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-e-business. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "social networks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. The raw bandwidth factor is social-network-based. Think nano-distributed.