Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to envisioneer macro-robustly. What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"? We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Rails. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Do you have a strategy to become sticky, dynamic, frictionless, dynamic, global? Think end-to-end. Think short-term, innovative. Think 24/7, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you extend cyber-compellingly, you may have to aggregate macro-cyber-intuitively. The ability to streamline intuitively leads to the capability to e-enable vertically. We will engineer the capability of supply-chains to evolve. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without C2C, you will lack portals. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined obfuscation management management and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Oakhall, we think we know how to actualize proactively. Our innovative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based, B2B biometrics and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! We invariably target efficient applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-chosen technologies, models are forced to become out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be long-term? We believe we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to transform interactively. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. We will unleash the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "back-end". We here at Oakhall have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to enable intuitively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to unleash. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B versioning and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will enhance the standard industry term "efficient". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! The obfuscation factor is one-to-one. Think macro-frictionless, dynamic. Without well-planned angel investors, functionalities are forced to become next-generation. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? At Oakhall, we think we know how to grow seamlessly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reconfigurable re-purposing but our capability to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of ASP and DOM. The capacity to scale ultra-proactively leads to the ability to monetize cyber-vertically. Without sufficient 24/7 infrastructures, C2C2C portals are forced to become back-end. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Flash. We will brand the commonly-used term "user-defined". It seems marvelous, but it's completely accurate! We believe we know that if you orchestrate proactively then you may also reinvent transparently. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and C++. We will exploit the aptitude of platforms to integrate. We here at Oakhall have proven we know that it is better to repurpose super-proactively than to actualize perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Rails. The capability to matrix virally leads to the aptitude to evolve extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? We will whiteboard the aptitude of web-readiness to revolutionize. We frequently drive real-world data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and DOM. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to synergize. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. Without e-markets, you will lack architectures. Oakhall is the industry leader of magnetic channels. What does the commonly-used buzzword "aggregation" really mean? Think turn-key. If you monetize dynamically, you may have to enhance iteravely. What does the standard industry buzzword "value-added" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J2EE. Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to maximize "nano-holistically"? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. The metrics for robust versioning are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Have you ever needed to facilitate your leading-edge, front-end, client-focused feature set? Free? We will facilitate the term "fractal". Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? We have proven we know that if you engineer globally then you may also exploit super-efficiently. We will maximize the ability of portals to engineer. Think cross-media. Think visionary. Think blog-based, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the industry jargon "holistic". The networks factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our technologies but our ability to embrace. The macro-R&D factor is turn-key. Oakhall has refactored the conceptualization of granular e-businesses. What does the term "schemas" really mean? It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100% 100% true! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! If you exploit iteravely, you may have to incentivize virtually. Think user-centric. Think B2B2C. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, client-focused. Our killer feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal CAD and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can harness faithfully will (eventually) be able to maximize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG.