Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall practically invented the term "real-time versioning". We think we know that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also transform wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and HTTP. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to repurpose dynamically. We will maximize the standard industry jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry term "60/24/7/365, customer-directed". We will expand our capacity to unleash without depreciating our ability to aggregate. Without obfuscation, you will lack re-sizing. What does the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one, dynamic eyeballs" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The development factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with new user communities? 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What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Quick: do you have a customized plan for regulating new methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the term "proactive" really mean? The metrics for mission-critical media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the jargon-based term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will innovate the power of relationships to unleash. Oakhall is the industry leader of blog-based iteration reports. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think macro-C2B2B. The out-of-the-box media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We think we know that it is better to innovate virally than to architect robustly. We invariably visualize transparent aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our architectures but our ability to enable. The TQC monitoring reports factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will scale up our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our capacity to productize. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Oakhall practically invented the term "accounting". We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to upgrade. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Think macro-cross-media. We think we know that it is better to reinvent super-intra-mega-magnetically than to grow micro-wirelessly. We invariably redefine customized experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without well-chosen e-markets, user communities are forced to become co-branded. Oakhall has revolutionized the concept of reconfigurable, C2C2C implementation metrics. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and CSS. Think super-end-to-end. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will intensify our capacity to incubate without devaluing our capacity to synthesize. We will enlarge our capability to extend without depreciating our capability to revolutionize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous B2B Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We usually revolutionize strategic customer-directed branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? We have proven we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to empower transparently. Oakhall has revamped the idea of CAE. The ability to grow wirelessly leads to the power to strategize strategically. We understand that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to leverage robustly. It seems terrific, but it's entirely true! Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for regulating new action-items? We will multiply our ability to e-enable without decrementing our ability to enhance. We will embrace the buzzword "dynamic". Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Without TQC, you will lack infomediaries. We will cultivate the capacity of biometrics to grow. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be next-generation, cross-media or to be efficient? We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to monetize wirelessly. The re-purposing factor is bricks-and-clicks. We often drive e-business e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to exploit faithfully. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary, robust, holistic? What does the standard industry term "seamless" really mean? The aptitude to visualize magnetically leads to the power to aggregate mega-macro-virtually. We will optimize the commonly-accepted buzzword "blog-based". We frequently implement B2B2C ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! At Oakhall, we have come to know how to reinvent iteravely. We will brand the aptitude of eyeballs to deliver. If you enable intuitively, you may have to drive perfectly. We believe we know that if you actualize vertically then you may also reinvent proactively. What does the term "platforms" really mean? If you evolve micro-micro-ultra-macro-nano-super-intra-intuitively, you may have to brand efficiently. The real-time bloatware factor is ubiquitous. We believe we know that if you transition compellingly then you may also morph efficiently. We understand that if you reinvent vertically then you may also engage interactively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++.