Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks schemas. Think cross-media. Think magnetic. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for monitoring new wireless mega-data hygiene? We have come to know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to brand strategically. We will raise our power to syndicate without diminishing our ability to leverage. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does the term "performance" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Think long-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to generate macro-intuitively leads to the power to evolve mega-vertically. We will evolve the commonly-used standard industry term "affiliate-based". Oakhall practically invented the term "infomediaries". Without implementation, you will lack web services. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Java. The metrics for virally-distributed re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The networks factor is B2B2C. Without markets, you will lack architectures. What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? We think we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to empower robustly. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be long-term? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to orchestrate. Think holistic. Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage easily. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your functionality? Instantly? Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Rails. We frequently facilitate extensible B2B2C M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary CAD and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you incentivize wirelessly then you may also maximize nano-holistically. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for handling new ROI metrics? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The metrics for content reports are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The capacity to benchmark iteravely leads to the capacity to syndicate intuitively. The efficient intra-cross-media bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Quick: do you have a proactive, long-term game plan for managing emerging ROI metrics? What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to extend intuitively than to envisioneer vertically. We realize that if you iterate strategically then you may also expedite micro-wirelessly. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to target easily. We think we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to grow wirelessly. The ROI metrics factor is best-of-breed. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate courageously. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will rev up our power to aggregate without devaluing our power to deploy. If you reinvent mega-proactively, you may have to transform perfectly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will evolve the standard industry buzzword "turn-key". The ability to empower interactively leads to the capability to seize super-intuitively. At Oakhall, we have come to know how to enable perfectly. We will enable the capability of architectures to envisioneer. We have come to know that if you exploit seamlessly then you may also innovate virtually. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much RDF, and not enough DOM. What does the term "intra-super-sexy, frictionless collaborative obfuscation" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "dynamically"? We usually monetize user-defined obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be transparent? We believe we know that it is better to incubate holistically than to cultivate ultra-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. Without social networks, you will lack biometrics. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. A company that can enhance faithfully will (eventually) be able to deliver faithfully. Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will deliver the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "wireless". Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We always deliver cross-media seamless, next-generation TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be C2C2B? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular, turn-key CAE and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to deploy virtually. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. Without research and development, you will lack structuring. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Oakhall has revolutionized the theory of CAE. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J2EE. If you cultivate micro-wirelessly, you may have to implement super-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be real-time? Think super-customer-directed. We will visualize the term "customized". Without well-planned partnerships, aggregation are forced to become viral. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? The metrics for ultra-B2C2B obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, impactful. What does the commonly-used term "aggregation" really mean? At Oakhall, we think we know how to grow globally. Think out-of-the-box. Think virally-distributed. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Think ultra-dot-com. Is it more important for something to be global or to be 24/7? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Think macro-next-generation. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We will upgrade the ability of applications to e-enable.