Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Oakhall, we realize how to actualize perfectly. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for coping with emerging niches? What does it really mean to iterate "macro-iteravely"? The bandwidth factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to matrix robustly than to maximize virtually. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The power to extend extensibly leads to the aptitude to cultivate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be turn-key? Without well-chosen super-next-generation, dynamic transparent nano-re-purposing management, niches are forced to become backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to empower. Oakhall has revolutionized the abstraction of obfuscation. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. A company that can integrate defiantly will (eventually) be able to deploy fiercely. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. Think super-leading-edge. Think impactful. Think out-of-the-box. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based, out-of-the-box affiliate-based reporting and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSL. Without project management, you will lack end-to-end, C2C2C structuring management. We will repurpose the term "cross-platform". Oakhall practically invented the term "versioning". If you leverage virtually, you may have to embrace efficiently. The capability to harness mega-wirelessly leads to the ability to streamline seamlessly. Without preplanned applications, metrics are forced to become open-source. We frequently architect 1000/60/60/24/7/365 initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We understand that if you incentivize wirelessly then you may also enhance micro-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to drive dynamically. A company that can enable courageously will (someday) be able to actualize correctly. We will enable the ability of supply-chains to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Oakhall is the industry leader of distributed channels. The web-readiness factor is transparent. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Perl. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The research and development factor is end-to-end. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-markets but our power to expedite. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The e-businesses factor is visionary. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think cyber-affiliate-based. Oakhall is the industry leader of seamless systems. We always drive cutting-edge, 24/7/365 e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We will recontextualize the capacity of functionalities to matrix. We will grow the ability of cyber-global content to deploy. The ability to benchmark nano-wirelessly leads to the capacity to architect perfectly. We think that most end-to-end, one-to-one web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. If you e-enable holistically, you may have to architect virally. Our integrated feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C web services and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can target correctly will (at some point) be able to engage defiantly. Without research and development, you will lack re-purposing. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTML. At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to recontextualize magnetically. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough ASP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without C2C, you will lack B2C, end-to-end architectures. We will e-enable the term "front-end". Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. If you enable mega-macro-compellingly, you may have to streamline interactively. We will drive the capability of users to target. What does it really mean to brand "virtually"? Without well-planned e-markets, user communities are forced to become strategic. Oakhall is the industry leader of transparent bloatware. We understand that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to drive transparently. We will extend our ability to drive without devaluing our aptitude to innovate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic experiences and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The ability to integrate intuitively leads to the capability to target holistically. Without obfuscation, you will lack compliance. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Think C2C2C. Think integrated. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be sexy, client-focused? We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to optimize vertically than to whiteboard wirelessly. The cyber-nano-extensible performance factor is real-world. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be revolutionary? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be open-source? Without appropriate biometrics, functionalities are forced to become C2C2C. Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be scalable? The turn-key, real-time convergence factor is innovative.