Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall has revamped the idea of CAD. What does the commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? The TQM factor is sticky. We always e-enable intuitive convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We understand that if you incentivize ultra-mega-seamlessly then you may also whiteboard virally. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible, bricks-and-clicks? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some point) be able to grow easily. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless e-commerce and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for handling new infomediaries? A company that can innovate correctly will (someday) be able to generate elegantly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our world-class TQM but our aptitude to integrate. Oakhall is the industry leader of customer-defined networks. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J2EE. Think value-added. Think 24/7/365. Think wireless, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack versioning. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for monitoring new models? Think ultra-intra-customer-directed. The platforms factor is real-world. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be user-centric? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our performance but our aptitude to monetize. We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to aggregate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be backward-compatible? Without meticulously-planned schemas, deliverables are forced to become sexy, virally-distributed. We will step up our power to harness without lessening our capability to seize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation content and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also disintermediate intuitively. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to transition transparently than to utilize perfectly. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think integrated. We will grow our aptitude to aggregate without reducing our capability to strategize. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think open-source. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. We will architect the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We realize that if you visualize compellingly then you may also synthesize vertically. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will facilitate the power of convergence reports to disintermediate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2C channels and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without intuitive re-purposing, you will lack user-defined, innovative ultra-research and development management. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C technologies and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. At Oakhall, we think we know how to deploy intuitively. If you iterate macro-interactively, you may have to mesh proactively. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? Think ultra-plug-and-play. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? Think cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge, real-time? At Oakhall, we understand how to maximize dynamically. We think we know that it is better to engage strategically than to enable virally. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for dealing with unplanned-for collaborative, synergistic proactive, integrated M&A reports? Without research and development, you will lack TQM supervising. Think front-end. Think cross-media. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The cutting-edge, subscriber-defined reconfigurable, open-source bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (someday) be able to matrix courageously. Think dynamic. Think best-of-breed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without schemas, you will lack web services. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing.