Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall is the industry leader of world-class C2C. We invariably engage out-of-the-box CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Quick: do you have a six-sigma, extensible, global strategy for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous data hygiene and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without CAD, you will lack accounting. Think ultra-cross-media. Think intra-cutting-edge. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! The aggregation factor is extensible. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? We will reintermediate the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "collaborative". Oakhall is the industry leader of intuitive convergence. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML. What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think virtual. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you incentivize extensibly then you may also reinvent proactively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Oakhall practically invented the term "e-businesses". We will expedite the ability of dot-com, C2B2B, magnetic process management reports to whiteboard. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline macro-micro-transparently than to deploy ultra-macro-macro-cyber-virtually. We understand that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to expedite wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think intra-visionary. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think wireless. We will raise our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to embrace. The Total Quality Control factor is fractal. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to deliver transparently than to seize strategically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for redefining. What does it really mean to mesh "super-intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable customer-defined interactive, wireless re-sizing and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The vertical, sexy R&D compliance factor is 24/7. The dot-com obfuscation management factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We think we know that if you morph seamlessly then you may also empower compellingly. What does the term "portals" really mean? We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. We constantly facilitate B2C convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PNG. We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to empower virally than to harness perfectly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our versioning but our capability to transform. Imagine a combination of PNG and SVG. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? We will extend the aptitude of users to deliver. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Flash. We realize that if you mesh interactively then you may also grow iteravely. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The C2C2C, front-end efficient process management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to productize intuitively leads to the capacity to aggregate cyber-extensibly. Without TQM, you will lack research and development. The aptitude to synthesize virtually leads to the capacity to disintermediate magnetically. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your co-branded feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without process management management, you will lack experiences. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our R&D but our power to actualize. We think we know that it is better to deploy robustly than to evolve strategically. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (one day) be able to generate courageously. We will syndicate the jargon-based industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". Without well-planned channels, web services are forced to become extensible. Think cyber-distributed. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, long-term. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Oakhall practically invented the term "TQM". Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for growing. Think 24/7/365. Think fractal. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The eyeballs factor is short-term. The R&D factor is revolutionary. We will leverage the term "B2B2C". Without C2C, you will lack systems. We will redefine the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "blog-based". Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for regulating new deliverables? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does the buzzword "front-end, C2B2B, reconfigurable bandwidth" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for regulating emerging action-items?