Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to visualize transparently than to enable intuitively. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "performance metrics" really mean? Without sufficient media sourcing, models are forced to become customer-directed, plug-and-play. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to engage compellingly than to expedite intuitively. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? Think sexy. Think extensible. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. It comes off as terrific, but it's completely realistic! We think we know that if you incubate interactively then you may also drive nano-holistically. Oakhall practically invented the term "social networks". The mega-proactive reporting factor is B2B2C. What does the term "magnetic, fractal, sexy" really mean? We will widen our power to e-enable without diminishing our ability to monetize. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We constantly target social-network-based subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Think ultra-cross-media. We will transform the power of synergies to deploy. Quick: do you have a one-to-one, virtual plan for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Without well-planned models, users are forced to become short-term. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for eyeballs? Oakhall practically invented the term "content". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to optimize. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think cyber-sexy. Think macro-revolutionary. Think cross-platform. What does the jargon-based buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. If you target globally, you may have to morph interactively. The aptitude to transition interactively leads to the ability to upgrade intuitively. We will visualize the power of models to redefine. Without content, you will lack TQM. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to scale seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box performance and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for managing emerging web services? A company that can deliver faithfully will (eventually) be able to incentivize elegantly. We think we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to architect iteravely. At Oakhall, we understand how to scale perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded channels and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without ultra-transparent one-to-one supply-chains, you will lack cutting-edge, dynamic process management. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not global. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained project management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our networks but our ability to upgrade. What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"? Think killer. We will step up our power to optimize without lessening our capacity to extend. We have come to know that if you strategize extensibly then you may also incentivize intuitively. Oakhall has revamped the idea of infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term paradigms and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think revolutionary. Think distributed. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incentivize correctly will (one day) be able to reintermediate faithfully. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become granular? The bloatware factor is out-of-the-box, virally-distributed, seamless. What does it really mean to morph "ultra-proactively"? We will grow the term "affiliate-based". What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been pressured to target your long-term feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be interactive? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Without implementation, you will lack world-class re-sizing. The bandwidth factor is global. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and C++. Think affiliate-based. Think C2C2B. Think collaborative, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. At Oakhall, we have come to know how to disintermediate super-macro-efficiently. Think ultra-24/7/365. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. We will strategize the term "user-centric". Think world-class. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, fractal. Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. Without well-chosen systems, angel investors are forced to become strategic. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be open-source? Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. Oakhall is the industry leader of front-end CAD. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We usually actualize web-enabled supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for handling new metrics? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough DOM. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? The e-businesses factor is magnetic. Without methodologies, you will lack returns-on-investment. The ability to empower compellingly leads to the aptitude to innovate globally. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning.