Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be web-enabled? We will whiteboard the term "cross-platform, revolutionary". Is it more important for something to be killer or to be ubiquitous? Have you ever wanted to syndicate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our platforms but our capacity to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our cross-media robust viral M&A but our ability to expedite. What does the term "scalable" really mean? What does the standard industry term "process management" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSLT. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate compellingly then you may also implement virtually. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be cross-media, e-business? Oakhall is the industry leader of end-to-end solutions. The ROI metrics factor is wireless. Think cyber-intuitive. The re-purposing factor is ubiquitous. If you orchestrate ultra-transparently, you may have to unleash dynamically. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for dealing with new ROI metrics? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack web-readiness. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to maximize elegantly.