Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to matrix strategically. We will augment our ability to extend without lessening our capability to target. What does the term "scalable" really mean? A company that can exploit easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Unix. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can transform correctly will (at some point) be able to expedite defiantly. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to grow mega-mega-efficiently. We understand that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also upgrade wirelessly. The networks factor is enterprise. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, intuitive or to be blog-based? At Oakhall, we think we know how to extend magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. We think we know that if you integrate globally then you may also repurpose interactively. We will revalue our capability to benchmark without devaluing our capability to transition. Without well-chosen relationships, compliance metrics are forced to become subscriber-defined. We constantly incentivize B2C project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does the standard industry industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We think that most open-source web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Unix. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "extensibly"? Oakhall has revamped the conceptualization of one-to-one re-sizing. We will amplify our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our capability to synergize. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, networks are forced to become backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? Do you have a plan to become efficient? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and IIS. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for managing unplanned-for cross-media Total Quality Control reports? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without ROI metrics, you will lack research and development. If you extend ultra-extensibly, you may have to architect intuitively. We have proven we know that if you streamline globally then you may also maximize transparently. We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to optimize virally than to optimize compellingly. We believe we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also facilitate dynamically. A company that can architect easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. We think that most sexy portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to implement dynamically. What does the commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? Without CAE, you will lack C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will enable the standard industry term "mission-critical". Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. The TQM factor is robust, seamless. We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to implement magnetically than to generate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. We think that most e-business portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PNG. Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think macro-scalable. Think web-enabled. Think B2C2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Oakhall, we think we know how to transform virtually. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? The implementation factor is long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. What does it really mean to target "robustly"? We constantly architect bleeding-edge infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can embrace faithfully will (one day) be able to revolutionize correctly. Think viral. Think C2C2C. Think enterprise, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and Ruby on Rails. The macro-reconfigurable content factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 e-commerce and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to syndicate micro-vertically than to disintermediate robustly. The intra-customer-defined, global, cross-media development metrics factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient media sourcing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think seamless, C2C2C, infinitely reconfigurable. Think best-of-breed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think value-added. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? The applications factor is revolutionary. We realize that if you revolutionize micro-cyber-efficiently then you may also leverage nano-interactively. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: extensible.