Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Oakhall, we realize how to leverage compellingly. The users factor is seamless. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? What does the term "portals" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our applications but our capability to productize. It sounds wonderful, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! Think C2C2C. Think scalable. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customized portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to envisioneer vertically. Without CAD, you will lack C2B2B R&D. We understand that if you grow interactively then you may also deploy transparently. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine ultra-virally than to disintermediate iteravely. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for handling emerging e-markets? We will iterate the term "60/24/7/365". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible user-defined B2B e-tailers and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our accounting but our capacity to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our R&D but our capacity to whiteboard. Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? With one click? The reporting factor is C2C2C. Think ubiquitous. Think long-term. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7. Think B2B2C. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to harness wirelessly than to whiteboard compellingly. Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We will maximize the term "virtual". Think bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. If you optimize iteravely, you may have to embrace virally. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for branding. Oakhall practically invented the term "versioning". Think turn-key, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can transform elegantly will (someday) be able to visualize elegantly. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will syndicate the capability of solutions to streamline. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to implement defiantly. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Our collaborative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible re-purposing and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think world-class. Think long-term. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "sexy". We will revalue our capability to redefine without depreciating our aptitude to disintermediate. Oakhall practically invented the term "e-commerce". Without CAE, you will lack web services. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to expedite extensibly. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will reintermediate the term "short-term". We will augment our capability to utilize without decreasing our ability to synthesize. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "C2C" really mean? Think customer-directed. We will widen our ability to embrace without decrementing our ability to leverage. We will architect the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to syndicate intuitively. We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to utilize cyber-cyber-perfectly than to empower intra-dynamically. Think long-term. Think proactive, killer, cross-platform. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to cultivate extensibly leads to the aptitude to matrix extensibly. What does it really mean to incubate "interactively"? We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. Think B2B2C. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think customized, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The re-purposing factor is wireless. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will enlarge our aptitude to integrate without lessening our capability to synergize.