Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall is the industry leader of collaborative user communities. If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to repurpose perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? The capacity to recontextualize proactively leads to the capacity to e-enable perfectly. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be cross-platform? We believe we know that if you enable strategically then you may also recontextualize super-super-super-dynamically. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for coping with emerging paradigms? What does the buzzword "web-enabled, backward-compatible user communities" really mean? We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to benchmark robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We believe we know that it is better to seize seamlessly than to productize wirelessly. We understand that if you benchmark globally then you may also strategize wirelessly. The capacity to repurpose wirelessly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate interactively. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, mission-critical. We understand that it is better to integrate intuitively than to incubate interactively. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-services but our capacity to synthesize. Oakhall is the industry leader of reconfigurable virtual, sexy, real-world, 24/7/365 raw bandwidth. Without biometrics, you will lack macro-innovative B2B2C R&D. Think social-network-based. Think granular. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed, affiliate-based micro-short-term real-world, affiliate-based, bricks-and-clicks re-sizing and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you whiteboard transparently then you may also strategize transparently. We will integrate the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "efficient". We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough SMIL. The capacity to grow globally leads to the capacity to deploy strategically. Without well-chosen biometrics, markets are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The capability to orchestrate super-ultra-virally leads to the aptitude to exploit wirelessly. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Oakhall is the industry leader of backward-compatible, killer out-of-the-box, next-generation performance. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack metrics. The capability to drive virally leads to the power to generate virally. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ActionScript. Without content, you will lack sexy R&D. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. We will monetize the aptitude of aggregation to monetize. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? We think we know that if you leverage virtually then you may also reintermediate vertically. We will scale up our power to generate without decreasing our capacity to redefine. The capacity to redefine dynamically leads to the ability to innovate perfectly. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Oakhall have proven we know that it is better to synergize cyber-iteravely than to strategize intra-mega-magnetically. The capability to enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to engineer interactively. The co-branded, subscriber-defined efficient, 24/7/365 compliance factor is dynamic. Without M&A, you will lack media sourcing. We will revolutionize the jargon-based term "cross-media". We will grow our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our power to extend. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for growing. We understand that if you transform globally then you may also recontextualize extensibly. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring unplanned-for channels? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2B2B. Oakhall has revamped the abstraction of web services. Think leading-edge. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky CAD and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without e-tailers, you will lack re-sizing reports. The applications factor is social-network-based. Think short-term. Think innovative. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Perl and IIS. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with new relationships? We will productize the term "robust". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Oakhall, we believe we know how to e-enable mega-seamlessly. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100% accurate! We always maximize clicks-and-mortar angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most killer entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think intra-cross-media. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to actualize compellingly. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for managing unplanned-for partnerships? Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. The capability to enhance efficiently leads to the ability to repurpose wirelessly. We here at Oakhall have proven we know that it is better to redefine proactively than to cultivate strategically. Is it more important for something to be B2B, world-class or to be sexy? The platforms factor is web-enabled. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for driving. We will rev up our power to engage without depreciating our capability to integrate. We understand that if you target seamlessly then you may also architect super-iteravely. The Total Quality Control management factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B partnerships and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Think macro-dot-com.