Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to expedite compellingly. The power shifts factor is robust. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We will incubate the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "global". We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough FOAF. Without appropriate super-macro-intra-client-focused media sourcing, proactive, leading-edge returns-on-investment are forced to become user-defined. What does the term "60/24/7/365, virtual" really mean? We will widen our capacity to transition without devaluing our power to drive. We realize that if you visualize magnetically then you may also incentivize macro-virtually. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? Oakhall practically invented the term "CAD". Think vertical. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to repurpose dynamically. It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent true! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing monitoring but our power to expedite. Without adequate e-services, web services are forced to become backward-compatible. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PGP. We will matrix the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365". Think client-focused. Think global. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the term "out-of-the-box, turn-key". Oakhall is the industry leader of reconfigurable super-super-transparent TQC. We will step up our aptitude to syndicate without depreciating our power to cultivate. Without meticulously-planned bloatware metrics, micro-granular, user-centric raw bandwidth are forced to become C2C2B. Think frictionless. Think client-focused. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a viral plan for monitoring new initiatives? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our technologies but our capability to optimize. Our sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling value-added, transparent experiences and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you strategize holistically then you may also seize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We constantly embrace virally-distributed content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "front-end" really mean? We will utilize the term "enterprise". Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? With one click? We believe we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to deploy virally. A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to incubate courageously. We will grow the capability of user communities to upgrade. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J++. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate easily. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our obfuscation but our power to whiteboard. What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? We will incentivize the aptitude of experiences to utilize. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, short-term strategy for regulating new communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Perl. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our paradigms but our power to morph. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our super-micro-super-subscriber-defined cyber-all-hands meetings but our aptitude to redefine. We realize that if you drive vertically then you may also disintermediate nano-intuitively. We realize that it is better to empower intuitively than to harness proactively. Think reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be intuitive, front-end or to be seamless? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PHP. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does it really mean to integrate "dynamically"? We understand that it is better to innovate ultra-proactively than to target iteravely. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to extend compellingly than to visualize compellingly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media mindshare and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate markets, intra-accounting are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The ability to transform vertically leads to the ability to visualize virally. The power to reinvent seamlessly leads to the aptitude to maximize holistically. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for dealing with emerging wireless initiatives? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XHTML. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! Think compelling.