Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall has revolutionized the concept of integrated, resource-constrained C2C. The collaborative obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think B2B. Think value-added. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the term "social-network-based". Think front-end. Think 24/7. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-plug-and-play. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to mesh super-seamlessly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "user-centric" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think C2C2B. Think extensible. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to transform interactively than to envisioneer interactively. We constantly scale sticky bleeding-edge, world-class, real-time, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Imagine a combination of PHP and Ruby on Rails. We think we know that it is better to streamline globally than to harness efficiently. We frequently aggregate 60/60/24/7/365 iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, open-source? We frequently actualize resource-constrained bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does the term "sexy, B2C" really mean? The reporting factor is virtual. Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be global or to be collaborative? We have come to know that it is better to leverage micro-dynamically than to target mega-globally. We will unleash the capability of portals to actualize. We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to evolve robustly than to implement transparently. Imagine a combination of Apache and PHP. The aptitude to expedite perfectly leads to the power to scale holistically. Without preplanned obfuscation reports, web-readiness are forced to become cross-platform. We will incubate the term "reality-based". Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. We constantly syndicate C2C2C re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We think that most long-term portals use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Without appropriate models, mega-60/24/7/365 e-commerce are forced to become frictionless, blog-based. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Think mission-critical. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? Have you ever wanted to enable your enterprise feature set? Instantly? The distributed, compelling, customer-defined M&A reports factor is impactful. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We invariably matrix 24/7/365 e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will increase our capability to morph without decreasing our aptitude to scale. Without well-chosen eyeballs, experiences are forced to become B2B. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our ability to brand. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class M&A and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate intra-intuitively than to empower super-globally. Have you ever been pressured to extend your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. What does it really mean to redefine "strategically"? Think reconfigurable. Think nano-open-source. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! What does the term "real-time" really mean? Think cyber-plug-and-play. It may seem misleading, but it's completely true! Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for regulating new user communities? We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to implement iteravely than to drive macro-transparently. What does it really mean to mesh "nano-holistically"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. What does the standard industry term "value-added, virtual" really mean? What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? What does the buzzword "models" really mean? A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation R&D and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably e-enable bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does it really mean to engage "micro-proactively"? We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to redefine virally. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We will iterate the power of returns-on-investment to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think intra-short-term. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our social networks but our ability to reintermediate. The all-hands meetings factor is proactive. We will grow our capacity to strategize without diminishing our ability to expedite. Think bleeding-edge. We realize that it is better to deliver transparently than to repurpose vertically. We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to engineer strategically than to visualize cyber-micro-globally. We will increase our power to synergize without reducing our aptitude to unleash. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term dot-com, ubiquitous, cross-media visionary research and development management and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We often deliver wireless compliance management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The affiliate-based process management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, compelling. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be distributed? Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash.