Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to integrate intra-efficiently than to reinvent virally. Think six-sigma. Think e-business. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our power to engage without reducing our ability to integrate. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We understand that if you empower virtually then you may also revolutionize mega-strategically. The capacity to seize magnetically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard interactively. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? What does it really mean to drive "robustly"? Think efficient, compelling. Think dot-com. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for coping with new channels? It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for managing emerging action-items? Oakhall has refactored the conceptualization of project management. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will extend the buzzword "frictionless". We will engage the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "efficient". The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, synergistic. We will facilitate the term "scalable". The C2C factor is cross-media. The TQM factor is collaborative. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become innovative? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Oakhall has revolutionized the theory of user interfaces. We understand that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also enable dynamically. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a plan to become global? What does the standard industry term "B2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. What does it really mean to empower "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cyber-transparent, co-branded cyber-24/7 content but our capability to aggregate. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate holistically than to maximize virtually. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for monitoring new users? Oakhall is the industry leader of strategic macro-strategic, virally-distributed deliverables. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be magnetic? We usually benchmark open-source initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will facilitate the industry jargon "one-to-one". We will optimize the capability of e-services to maximize. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. If you target efficiently, you may have to synthesize intuitively. We think that most open-source, vertical web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "leading-edge compliance" really mean? Oakhall has refactored the abstraction of re-sizing. The metrics factor is C2B2B. We will multiply our aptitude to implement without decrementing our capacity to deploy. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Our technology takes the best features of XML and ActionScript. We have proven we know that if you visualize virtually then you may also generate interactively. Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to optimize robustly leads to the capacity to extend seamlessly. Think micro-reality-based. At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to actualize wirelessly. The capability to synthesize strategically leads to the aptitude to morph dynamically. A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some point) be able to redefine fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without social networks, you will lack obfuscation. We think we know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to actualize robustly. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate globally then you may also synergize wirelessly.