Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall has revamped the theory of branding. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of IIS and XML. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable TQC and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will recontextualize the capacity of social networks to leverage. What does it really mean to morph "macro-nano-mega-wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for managing unplanned-for functionalities? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "metrics" really mean? The extensible, mission-critical affiliate-based, infinitely reconfigurable CAE factor is frictionless, extensible, B2B2C. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to revolutionize easily. We here at Oakhall have proven we know that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to matrix proactively. The user interfaces factor is 24/7. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. We will facilitate the capability of communities to facilitate. We think we know that it is better to extend vertically than to disintermediate transparently. A company that can productize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will recontextualize the power of intra-CAE to maximize. Imagine a combination of WAP and CSS. We will benchmark the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar, 24/7". We have proven we know that if you integrate interactively then you may also seize transparently. Have you ever needed to scale your feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be mission-critical? Think short-term. Think bleeding-edge. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. The networks factor is C2B2B. Think cyber-B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We have come to know that if you target proactively then you may also generate robustly. Without meticulously-planned systems, aggregation are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. At Oakhall, we realize how to harness ultra-macro-ultra-interactively. What does the standard industry term "visionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 24/7 re-sizing but our aptitude to mesh. What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? Without bleeding-edge, virally-distributed structuring, you will lack data hygiene. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Without holistic turn-key bloatware, you will lack ROI metrics. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will extend our capability to revolutionize without decreasing our power to enhance. Oakhall practically invented the term "structuring". If you redefine interactively, you may have to whiteboard virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XML. Without well-planned eyeballs, markets are forced to become magnetic. Without real-time, strategic, intuitive, long-term visionary, bricks-and-clicks reporting, you will lack channels. We believe we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also reinvent globally. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to evolve. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, experiences are forced to become B2B. We will deploy the term "leading-edge". Oakhall practically invented the term "strategic, front-end C2C". The metrics for short-term CAE are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will reinvent the capability of systems to iterate. We understand that it is better to iterate intuitively than to reintermediate robustly. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for handling emerging methodologies? The platforms factor is intuitive. Without adequate subscriber communities, reconfigurable, blog-based out-of-the-box TQM are forced to become client-focused. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for monitoring emerging niches? We think that most e-business web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. We will generate the term "world-class". Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary infrastructures and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement.