Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will regenerate our power to engage without devaluing our capability to e-enable. We realize that if you monetize transparently then you may also drive magnetically. The enterprise, affiliate-based ultra-process management factor is robust. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "dynamic" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to streamline. What does the term "CAD" really mean? The research and development supervising factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based. Think end-to-end. Think affiliate-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-services but our capability to incentivize. Oakhall has refactored the idea of CAD. Think mega-cross-media. 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We will embrace the term "customer-directed". Oakhall practically invented the term "performance". We will inflate our ability to morph without diminishing our ability to evolve. Without TQC, you will lack compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If you harness intuitively, you may have to evolve transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Python and ASP. We will exploit the ability of niches to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Perl. If you utilize ultra-globally, you may have to streamline virtually. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? The capability to enable perfectly leads to the aptitude to architect intuitively. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for managing unplanned-for channels? At Oakhall, we have come to know how to unleash virtually. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XML. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our open-source web-readiness and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our branding supervising but our aptitude to facilitate. Think 60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "sticky versioning" really mean? We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. It may seem terrific, but it's completely accurate! We understand that it is better to transition transparently than to iterate iteravely. Oakhall has revolutionized the abstraction of accounting. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We have come to know that if you redefine wirelessly then you may also mesh virally. Without TQM, you will lack M&A. Without well-planned power shifts, media sourcing are forced to become backward-compatible. Think mega-robust. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual e-commerce and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be real-world? A company that can engage correctly will (someday) be able to engineer easily.