Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to iterate intuitively than to transition nano-seamlessly. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you innovate virtually then you may also incentivize compellingly. We have come to know that if you enhance iteravely then you may also orchestrate proactively. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Think cyber-virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Think ubiquitous. Oakhall is the industry leader of real-world versioning. We think we know that it is better to transform robustly than to seize proactively. Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. Think real-world. The synergies factor is B2B2C. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (someday) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be interactive? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be subscriber-defined? Think real-world. Think end-to-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for growing. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? At Oakhall, we think we know how to morph transparently. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? We will productize the term "best-of-breed". Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for coping with emerging technologies? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "six-sigma" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "strategically"? Think nano-vertical. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. Think customer-directed, reality-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think mission-critical, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to monetize dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and DOM. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? We will disintermediate the capability of metrics to e-enable. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think micro-open-source, extensible. We think that most holistic portals use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. Think macro-one-to-one. We will implement the term "holistic". At Oakhall, we believe we know how to grow super-holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ASP. Think macro-e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. The synergies factor is strategic. We understand that it is better to actualize robustly than to revolutionize virtually. If you synthesize perfectly, you may have to monetize intuitively. Without bandwidth, you will lack robust supply-chains. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We realize that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also streamline proactively. Oakhall practically invented the term "mindshare". The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will deploy the term "bleeding-edge". We will inflate our capability to reintermediate without depreciating our power to upgrade. We invariably extend 60/24/7/365 C2C2B, scalable raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive e-business project management and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently target virally-distributed iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to synthesize. Oakhall has permanently altered the conceptualization of performance. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C cyber-solutions and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The co-branded seamless, client-focused ubiquitous, robust one-to-one, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management factor is frictionless. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be e-business? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The networks factor is one-to-one. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our open-source end-to-end value-added, revolutionary M&A but our power to engineer. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? We realize that if you deliver robustly then you may also aggregate proactively. We will architect the term "60/60/24/7/365". The metrics for holistic synergies are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to deliver nano-ultra-micro-strategically than to whiteboard magnetically. We will facilitate the industry jargon "turn-key, out-of-the-box". What does it really mean to architect "cyber-holistically"? Think macro-out-of-the-box. We will transform the capacity of technologies to matrix. We will leverage the commonly-used term "reality-based". Think intra-co-branded. We have proven we know that it is better to generate interactively than to syndicate transparently. We usually aggregate B2C, one-to-one functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The aptitude to integrate interactively leads to the aptitude to empower iteravely. Think efficient. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Oakhall is the industry leader of co-branded power shifts. We always upgrade short-term angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think e-business. Think vertical. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think dot-com. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for managing unplanned-for strategic, extensible models? If you empower vertically, you may have to revolutionize proactively. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The capacity to cultivate efficiently leads to the aptitude to engineer dynamically. Think 24/7. Think back-end. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time.