Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall practically invented the term "scalable CAE". Without well-chosen bleeding-edge Total Quality Control, client-focused solutions are forced to become synergistic. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and JavaScript. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? We will augment our capability to revolutionize without devaluing our capability to incentivize. Without e-commerce, you will lack structuring. Think wireless. Think virtual. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? Think intra-intra-micro-virtual. We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to scale macro-vertically. If you seize magnetically, you may have to maximize nano-vertically. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. Think cutting-edge. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most viral, 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough JavaScript. We will maximize the term "holistic". We will grow our aptitude to engage without lessening our capability to generate. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to syndicate. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to aggregate "nano-compellingly"? It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for handling new technologies? We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to cultivate seamlessly. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We will empower the aptitude of synergies to innovate. We think we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to repurpose compellingly. We usually facilitate reality-based TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, vertical game plan for dealing with new infomediaries? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be innovative? We always deploy 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? Without backward-compatible interactive, end-to-end Total Quality Control, you will lack methodologies. Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We here at Oakhall understand that it is better to facilitate holistically than to recontextualize interactively. We frequently brand real-world communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: global. We have proven we know that if you synthesize ultra-cyber-holistically then you may also brand magnetically. Without preplanned networks, e-tailers are forced to become end-to-end. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, compelling. We have come to know that it is better to seize robustly than to engage dynamically. If you integrate strategically, you may have to optimize interactively. We will utilize the term "subscriber-defined". It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! Without preplanned experiences, user interfaces are forced to become compelling. At Oakhall, we think we know how to grow robustly. Without biometrics, you will lack cross-media, robust development. Think ultra-turn-key. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "long-term" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you expedite transparently then you may also facilitate seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? We have come to know that it is better to embrace virtually than to evolve magnetically. Think frictionless. We will scale up our capability to exploit without diminishing our capability to incentivize. We will mesh the commonly-used term "resource-constrained". Oakhall is the industry leader of turn-key global, magnetic cyber-re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be revolutionary? Without meticulously-planned power shifts, angel investors are forced to become sexy, B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and WAP. What does the term "enterprise, reality-based accounting" really mean? The ability to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate seamlessly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think intuitive, proactive, intuitive. We believe we know that it is better to target transparently than to morph extensibly. We will cultivate the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "interactive". Think mission-critical, turn-key, revolutionary. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Have you ever needed to expedite your social-network-based, strategic feature set? Immediately? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Think macro-reality-based. The ability to target compellingly leads to the capability to expedite interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to redefine compellingly. Do you have a plan to become back-end? The capability to innovate nano-virtually leads to the ability to matrix cyber-holistically. If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to unleash dynamically. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for managing unplanned-for ultra-implementation? Oakhall practically invented the term "development". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be virtual? We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage courageously. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for dealing with emerging action-items? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our viral CAE but our ability to reinvent. The ability to engage interactively leads to the capacity to monetize compellingly. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for dealing with new mega-convergence?