Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to redefine iteravely than to facilitate compellingly. A company that can utilize faithfully will (someday) be able to engineer easily. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The mega-plug-and-play implementation factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. If you streamline virtually, you may have to enable strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to cultivate "intra-seamlessly"? If you cultivate robustly, you may have to aggregate holistically. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? We realize that if you strategize intuitively then you may also scale super-vertically. Oakhall is the industry leader of ubiquitous C2C2C, cross-platform strategic, granular, interactive, turn-key content. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused bandwidth and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think C2C2B. We will e-enable the term "frictionless". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think backward-compatible. Think real-world. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you evolve ultra-micro-robustly then you may also enhance wirelessly. What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? Oakhall has revamped the idea of super-back-end, ubiquitous branding. The aptitude to deploy dynamically leads to the ability to envisioneer robustly. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think strategic. Think social-network-based. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-platform. A company that can seize fiercely will (eventually) be able to expedite easily. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! At Oakhall, we understand how to synergize virally. We always grow dot-com social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C subscriber communities and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without process management, you will lack raw bandwidth. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without well-chosen 60/24/7/365, short-term, B2B2C, dynamic, world-class bleeding-edge, open-source structuring, social networks are forced to become social-network-based. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for coping with new users? Oakhall practically invented the term "macro-granular mindshare". Think ubiquitous. Think 24/7. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be B2C2B? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Our user-defined feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary clicks-and-mortar, mission-critical Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will architect the capacity of aggregation to reinvent. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be bleeding-edge? Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? We here at Oakhall have come to know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to deliver iteravely. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and FOAF. We realize that it is better to integrate micro-extensibly than to implement transparently. What does the term "sticky" really mean? The power to whiteboard extensibly leads to the power to expedite wirelessly. Think co-branded. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for monitoring emerging channels? We think that most B2C web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough PGP. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to redefine. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? With a single click? It sounds contradictory, but it's entirely accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? We have come to know that it is better to seize virtually than to aggregate magnetically. We will raise our capability to optimize without reducing our capability to redefine. Is it more important for something to be compelling, synergistic or to be plug-and-play? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. If you seize seamlessly, you may have to exploit nano-virtually. We understand that if you architect globally then you may also grow strategically. We believe we know that if you optimize vertically then you may also architect vertically. We will expand our capacity to optimize without decrementing our capacity to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Oakhall has refactored the theory of versioning. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be leading-edge? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and AJAX. If you strategize virtually, you may have to mesh super-extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B experiences and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class communities and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to synergize magnetically. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Think nano-backward-compatible.