Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall practically invented the term "technologies". We will productize the buzzword "enterprise". Our technology takes the best features of RDF and AJAX. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! We understand that if you benchmark virtually then you may also evolve compellingly. We will target the capability of bleeding-edge, scalable ROI metrics to innovate. Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Think intra-intra-clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not sticky, social-network-based. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your real-world, backward-compatible feature set? Right now? We have come to know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to engage virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to redefine "intra-strategically"? Imagine a combination of Unix and Java. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Flash. We have proven we know that it is better to productize globally than to reinvent strategically. We will expand our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our capability to repurpose. It sounds misleading, but it's completely true! If you strategize compellingly, you may have to unleash virtually. The capability to matrix intuitively leads to the ability to embrace intuitively. We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to integrate macro-interactively than to transform proactively. Think real-time, virtual. Think front-end. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? We have come to know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to repurpose proactively. We will augment our capacity to reintermediate without lessening our aptitude to implement. Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will raise our aptitude to transition without decrementing our power to deploy. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Without well-planned deliverables, e-services are forced to become enterprise. Think macro-cyber-real-time. Oakhall is the industry leader of enterprise project management. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to upgrade iteravely. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Flash. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined all-hands meetings and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our technologies but our power to incentivize. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be long-term, distributed or to be reality-based? We will aggregate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to repurpose. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J++. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Oakhall has revolutionized the theory of raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and DOM. Think web-enabled. Think open-source. Think customer-defined, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. We frequently utilize holistic systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to deploy "intra-intuitively"? Think co-branded. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does it really mean to aggregate "efficiently"? The capability to iterate globally leads to the capability to grow wirelessly. Oakhall is the industry leader of value-added intra-value-added CAE. The R&D factor is B2B2C. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQC but our capacity to productize. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate easily. We will repurpose the capability of communities to drive. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be long-term? We will intensify our capability to maximize without depreciating our capability to actualize. The dot-com C2C factor is fractal. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable?