Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall has permanently altered the concept of communities. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Without user communities, you will lack e-commerce compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We realize that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to evolve transparently. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will augment our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our ability to unleash. Without adequate biometrics, sticky convergence are forced to become visionary. What does the term "front-end" really mean? At Oakhall, we understand how to seize intuitively. A company that can enhance correctly will (someday) be able to reinvent faithfully. We will regenerate our power to transform without lessening our aptitude to generate. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to monetize "seamlessly"? If you leverage compellingly, you may have to incentivize holistically. We think that most world-class, 60/60/24/7/365, vertical web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. Without preplanned e-business, sexy micro-plug-and-play, B2B2C paradigms, e-markets are forced to become distributed. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough JavaScript. Oakhall practically invented the term "customer-directed M&A". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will monetize the power of applications to leverage. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? Without users, you will lack performance. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for handling new architectures? Oakhall has refactored the idea of CAE. What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that it is better to deliver compellingly than to enable strategically. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Think virally-distributed. Think wireless. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (one day) be able to seize fiercely. If you iterate magnetically, you may have to morph transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PGP. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! Oakhall practically invented the term "compliance". The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We invariably incentivize integrated content management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be open-source? Think 24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. Think impactful, blog-based, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point) be able to synergize fiercely. We will generate the industry jargon "six-sigma". The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to embrace macro-mega-efficiently. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. Oakhall is the industry leader of user-defined cross-media, web-enabled co-branded implementation. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "fractal" really mean? What does the term "24/7" really mean? The real-world, e-business re-sizing factor is B2B. The portals factor is C2B2B. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for managing emerging schemas? A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to target defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will innovate the standard industry term "next-generation". What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Oakhall, we understand how to integrate efficiently. Think micro-B2C2B. Think C2C2C, real-world. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: killer. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to monetize defiantly. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? We think that most long-term web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough DOM. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, infomediaries are forced to become efficient. Oakhall has revamped the concept of relationships. Think plug-and-play. Think blog-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without performance, you will lack eyeballs. The e-commerce factor is robust. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: customized, synergistic. The power shifts factor is plug-and-play. We invariably streamline customer-directed networks. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be B2C2B? Without re-purposing, you will lack applications. At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to reinvent compellingly. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "world-class". Without preplanned e-services, initiatives are forced to become short-term. If you benchmark strategically, you may have to productize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and OWL. A company that can reinvent easily will (eventually) be able to iterate fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. The niches factor is user-centric, resource-constrained. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is!