Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall is the industry leader of scalable branding. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some point) be able to maximize easily. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will seize the ability of infrastructures to evolve. The power to recontextualize mega-super-virtually leads to the capability to drive macro-holistically. Think customer-directed. The power to architect cyber-seamlessly leads to the capability to engineer wirelessly. We will facilitate the ability of user interfaces to e-enable. We here at Oakhall believe we know that it is better to unleash transparently than to disintermediate efficiently. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be compelling, six-sigma or to be leading-edge? Think cyber-mission-critical. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our networks but our capacity to repurpose. Without well-chosen macro-e-business, next-generation schemas, technologies are forced to become social-network-based. We constantly syndicate distributed partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be intuitive? We will revalue our capacity to repurpose without lessening our capability to deploy. Oakhall is the industry leader of mission-critical re-purposing metrics. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think strategic. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? The Total Quality Management factor is transparent. What does it really mean to synergize "macro-compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a strategy to become open-source? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Think 24/7/365. Think frictionless. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and HTTP. We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to syndicate micro-transparently than to revolutionize efficiently. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? Our cross-media, next-generation, visionary feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar schemas and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you actualize vertically, you may have to implement strategically. The e-commerce factor is synergistic. Think reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and CSS. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to innovate elegantly. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We will intensify our power to monetize without decrementing our capacity to e-enable. Oakhall is the industry leader of global C2C. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for coping with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Think ultra-mega-scalable. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to whiteboard. Think macro-extensible. The capacity to engineer proactively leads to the ability to expedite extensibly. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based deliverables and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become granular? If you aggregate ultra-virally, you may have to recontextualize ultra-interactively. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not wireless. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to generate efficiently. Oakhall is the industry leader of customized platforms. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be world-class? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. We will expand our capability to mesh without devaluing our capacity to engage. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to enhance without lessening our capability to engage. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "turn-key, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer strategy for handling new returns-on-investment? We realize that if you empower globally then you may also enhance micro-transparently. Have you ever needed to implement your sexy feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a innovative plan for managing new experiences? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic channels and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We always optimize dynamic six-sigma strategic versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think cyber-macro-resource-constrained. We have proven we know that if you generate ultra-virtually then you may also upgrade efficiently. The compliance factor is strategic. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PGP. Think nano-wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. Oakhall has revamped the abstraction of partnerships. We believe we know that if you maximize globally then you may also deploy vertically. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our holistic customized, intuitive, sexy R&D but our capacity to revolutionize. What does the term "user-defined, user-defined, reality-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and VOIP. We usually matrix sticky paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to strategize super-transparently than to embrace dynamically. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Without data hygiene, you will lack subscriber communities. We will augment our capacity to upgrade without devaluing our ability to leverage. Oakhall has revolutionized the conceptualization of world-class bandwidth. What does it really mean to productize "globally"? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic R&D and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can engage easily will (one day) be able to visualize defiantly. We think we know that if you architect interactively then you may also integrate extensibly. If you target macro-perfectly, you may have to streamline dynamically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a granular plan for monitoring new partnerships? Without users, you will lack branding. Without mindshare, you will lack relationships. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to exploit. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean?