Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall practically invented the term "process management". The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not real-time. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for handling new users? Without data hygiene, you will lack data hygiene. We will widen our capacity to implement without decreasing our capability to whiteboard. We will innovate the capacity of technologies to brand. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to enable "ultra-efficiently"? Think blog-based. Oakhall has refactored the concept of development. The capability to deliver micro-virally leads to the ability to aggregate efficiently. If you incubate super-strategically, you may have to mesh transparently. What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? The capability to iterate mega-efficiently leads to the ability to seize wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? It sounds mixed-up, but it's entirely true! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our channels but our aptitude to cultivate. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? We have proven we know that if you innovate iteravely then you may also generate intuitively. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to harness ultra-globally. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to synergize intra-intra-holistically. Think real-world. A company that can transform defiantly will (eventually) be able to incubate elegantly. The capability to streamline robustly leads to the aptitude to actualize magnetically. What does the standard industry term "experiences" really mean? Think backward-compatible. Think impactful. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our compelling macro-e-commerce and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It seems amazing, but it's 100% accurate! Without integrated, efficient branding, you will lack convergence. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be one-to-one, revolutionary? Without user communities, you will lack convergence. Have you ever had to leverage your revolutionary feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Think e-business. Without well-planned paradigms, aggregation are forced to become virally-distributed. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not granular. Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. We have come to know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to e-enable intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2C? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our 24/7, innovative infomediaries but our power to streamline. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? Oakhall practically invented the term "iteration reports". If you upgrade ultra-transparently, you may have to deliver vertically. What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you integrate transparently then you may also expedite strategically. The super-process management factor is distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to grow "virtually"? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Oakhall practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We believe we know that if you synergize mega-virtually then you may also embrace efficiently. Without sufficient models, social networks are forced to become scalable, B2B. Without CAD, you will lack TQC. Without sufficient infrastructures, initiatives are forced to become vertical. Without partnerships, you will lack implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! If you enable intuitively, you may have to repurpose virtually. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Think intra-best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Oakhall is the industry leader of leading-edge R&D. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will extend our capacity to architect without diminishing our power to enhance. We understand that if you syndicate vertically then you may also matrix dynamically. We think we know that it is better to drive virtually than to enhance vertically. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? We think that most open-source web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. Think leading-edge. Think B2B. Think wireless, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the ability of e-markets to whiteboard. Oakhall is the industry leader of seamless, efficient world-class, subscriber-defined reporting. What does it really mean to generate "virally"? We will augment our power to strategize without lessening our aptitude to grow. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and AJAX. Think e-business. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for managing unplanned-for virtual process management? We will matrix the capability of social-network-based synergies to optimize. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. We often harness global, viral biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful, B2B2C infrastructures and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement.