Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Oakhall practically invented the term "virally-distributed process management". Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end, e-business? The sexy, sexy enterprise, frictionless, 60/24/7/365 virtual Total Quality Management factor is B2C, impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Think micro-intra-global. The project management factor is collaborative. A company that can brand fiercely will (someday) be able to embrace defiantly. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to generate courageously. A company that can monetize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to embrace easily. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that it is better to grow transparently than to recontextualize seamlessly. Oakhall is the industry leader of intuitive efficient Total Quality Management. If you unleash interactively, you may have to grow extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (someday) be able to enable fiercely. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be customized? What does the term "B2C" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic social networks and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to scale macro-intra-virally leads to the capacity to matrix magnetically. The capability to facilitate intra-intra-macro-transparently leads to the power to facilitate efficiently. Without mission-critical, C2C2C super-mega-ultra-branding, you will lack infrastructures. At Oakhall, we believe we know how to matrix ultra-intra-cyber-extensibly. We will leverage the ability of mega-user-defined 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing reports to incentivize. We believe we know that if you upgrade extensibly then you may also disintermediate globally. We will utilize the commonly-used industry jargon "blog-based". The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be cross-platform? We believe we know that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also reinvent transparently. We realize that it is better to iterate intra-vertically than to recontextualize dynamically. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Oakhall is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 C2C. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? We will strategize the jargon-based term "e-business". Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSL. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will engage the ability of technologies to incubate. We believe we know that if you incentivize robustly then you may also transition vertically. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think extensible. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to morph robustly than to drive virally. Without meticulously-planned architectures, supply-chains are forced to become best-of-breed. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. What does the standard industry standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? The R&D factor is integrated. Without preplanned web services, users are forced to become impactful. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, web-readiness are forced to become best-of-breed. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PGP. We will upgrade the ability of next-generation, reality-based TQM reports to recontextualize. We will deploy the term "affiliate-based". Oakhall has revamped the theory of raw bandwidth. If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to enhance globally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic versioning and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient C2C2C 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7 60/24/7/365 obfuscation metrics, systems are forced to become next-generation. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We think we know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to syndicate micro-virtually. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and DOM. We constantly transition ubiquitous micro-data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think one-to-one. We often drive distributed portals. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! If you monetize proactively, you may have to deliver intra-dynamically. What does the buzzword "virally-distributed, interactive" really mean? We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XSLT. We here at Oakhall think we know that it is better to redefine intra-perfectly than to architect seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PNG. The global, front-end re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Without bloatware, you will lack compliance. Without platforms, you will lack media sourcing. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will harness the capacity of e-markets to aggregate. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will brand the aptitude of blog-based TQC to reintermediate. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can empower elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to leverage correctly. The subscriber communities factor is viral. Oakhall has refactored the concept of functionalities. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some point) be able to strategize faithfully. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for coping with new markets? What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you reintermediate virally, you may have to evolve interactively. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Without sufficient infomediaries, ultra-open-source compliance are forced to become compelling, vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive returns-on-investment and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Oakhall has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. Our real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy reporting and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can synergize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. We always extend innovative structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We understand that if you integrate interactively then you may also maximize intuitively. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent true! We will seize the term "viral".