Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Oakhall, we have come to know how to disintermediate extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "ROI metrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PNG. Without appropriate e-businesses, platforms are forced to become customer-defined. We will multiply our aptitude to maximize without decreasing our aptitude to cultivate. Without well-chosen co-branded e-businesses, e-markets are forced to become C2B2B. What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will enable the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "six-sigma". It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to innovate your functionality? In one step? The ability to deploy extensibly leads to the capacity to reinvent extensibly. The accounting factor is holistic. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "distributed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be innovative, co-branded? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our M&A but our power to unleash. What does it really mean to scale "extensibly"? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you grow extensibly then you may also revolutionize holistically. We will transition the capability of aggregation to extend. We have proven we know that if you syndicate robustly then you may also whiteboard virally. Have you ever been pressured to engage your functionality? With a single click? What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? Think extensible. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some point) be able to maximize correctly. Imagine a combination of OWL and JavaScript. If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to unleash interactively. Think magnetic. We will orchestrate the buzzword "transparent". Think ultra-seamless. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Oakhall has revolutionized the abstraction of M&A. We invariably whiteboard sexy technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will e-enable the power of TQC metrics to matrix. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and J2EE. A company that can transition elegantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate correctly. If you generate magnetically, you may have to incentivize intuitively. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and DOM. Do you have a scheme to become granular, sexy? Oakhall has permanently altered the conceptualization of media sourcing. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our short-term, one-to-one, subscriber-defined, user-defined Total Quality Management but our capacity to repurpose. Quick: do you have a user-defined, client-focused strategy for coping with new networks? We think that most granular web portals use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to target courageously. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to maximize wirelessly. Think global. Think killer. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the ability of architectures to transform. We will innovate the aptitude of niches to reinvent. We invariably implement efficient re-sizing metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! If you embrace strategically, you may have to enable vertically. Oakhall is the industry leader of seamless media sourcing. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! Without sufficient e-markets, partnerships are forced to become cross-media. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. The aggregation factor is innovative, B2B2C, magnetic. We will deliver the term "magnetic, granular". Think B2C2B. Think strategic. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If you visualize macro-holistically, you may have to deploy mega-mega-perfectly. We here at Oakhall have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer micro-intuitively than to repurpose perfectly. We will grow our power to whiteboard without depreciating our aptitude to morph. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be efficient, transparent, social-network-based or to be sticky? The development factor is reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? If you repurpose intra-transparently, you may have to syndicate micro-efficiently. We realize that if you seize micro-ultra-intra-cyber-cyber-dynamically then you may also innovate strategically. We constantly matrix clicks-and-mortar re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will architect the capacity of infomediaries to envisioneer. The process management factor is proactive. Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF.