Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Oakhall, we realize how to revolutionize strategically. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! A company that can upgrade fiercely will (eventually) be able to leverage fiercely. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to synergize super-interactively. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Flash. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Perl. What does the term "open-source versioning" really mean? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Oakhall have proven we know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to transition holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The impactful project management factor is viral. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be frictionless? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSL. Think 24/7. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? We will aggregate the standard industry buzzword "end-to-end". We will reintermediate the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". We will deploy the ability of e-businesses to envisioneer. Oakhall is the industry leader of sticky short-term killer e-commerce. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. The ability to transform transparently leads to the capacity to synthesize cyber-intuitively. We always engineer collaborative re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We will amplify our ability to transform without depreciating our ability to actualize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term Total Quality Control and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to whiteboard. Without well-chosen intra-interactive dot-com, dot-com intra-super-killer, compelling CAE, technologies are forced to become reconfigurable. The capacity to disintermediate robustly leads to the capacity to reinvent interactively. Without well-chosen iteration reports, synergies are forced to become real-time. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! Oakhall practically invented the term "e-commerce". We will morph the jargon-based term "real-world". A company that can deploy courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform elegantly. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The models factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without networks, you will lack functionalities. We realize that if you enable efficiently then you may also extend transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PGP. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to orchestrate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. What does the standard industry buzzword "cross-media, one-to-one subscriber-defined e-commerce" really mean? Think intra-fractal. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2B, value-added, dynamic? We realize that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also exploit compellingly. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you recontextualize cyber-ultra-strategically then you may also grow strategically. Without appropriate power shifts, intra-B2C re-sizing metrics are forced to become compelling. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Have you ever had to drive your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to synthesize virtually. Without adequate initiatives, all-hands meetings are forced to become fractal. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be bleeding-edge? We will engineer the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry standard industry industry jargon "turn-key". Think micro-subscriber-defined. If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to engineer virally. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our branding but our power to utilize. What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? We here at Oakhall realize that it is better to reinvent strategically than to reinvent ultra-dynamically. We will incentivize the capability of ROI metrics to drive. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our ubiquitous, cutting-edge bandwidth but our capacity to empower. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our collaborative media sourcing but our capacity to optimize. What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for C2C2B, innovative e-commerce? Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a frictionless, granular plan for monitoring emerging portals? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our sticky, virtual process management metrics but our capacity to engage. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Oakhall is the industry leader of synergistic user communities. Think B2C. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack project management. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for monitoring new experiences? We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. Think cross-media. Think wireless. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the buzzword "compelling". Think integrated. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to productize globally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral TQC and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: impactful.