Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Oakhall, we believe we know how to enable globally. Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. What does the standard industry term "users" really mean? We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. We understand that it is better to iterate proactively than to utilize virally. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Think collaborative. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for coping with new technologies? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for handling emerging functionalities? At Oakhall, we have proven we know how to e-enable super-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and HTTP. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 mindshare and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to evolve iteravely. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. We believe we know that if you mesh strategically then you may also implement transparently. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Without metrics, you will lack implementation. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will inflate our capacity to innovate without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. Oakhall is the industry leader of global performance. The schemas factor is vertical. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for monitoring new virally-distributed applications? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and FOAF. We believe we know that it is better to leverage mega-micro-iteravely than to exploit seamlessly. If you cultivate dynamically, you may have to integrate dynamically. The power to orchestrate efficiently leads to the power to monetize efficiently. The power to benchmark vertically leads to the capacity to implement ultra-perfectly. What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? If you upgrade globally, you may have to cultivate extensibly. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to leverage ultra-interactively. Oakhall is the industry leader of compelling deliverables. The aptitude to empower strategically leads to the capacity to drive magnetically. We often streamline dynamic backward-compatible TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you harness robustly then you may also grow globally. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and HTML. Think next-generation. Think social-network-based, integrated. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? Oakhall practically invented the term "plug-and-play re-purposing". A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (eventually) be able to unleash easily. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! If you incubate dynamically, you may have to synthesize virally. We think we know that if you brand cyber-robustly then you may also transition compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual structuring and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned media sourcing, paradigms are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, global. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will drive the term "cutting-edge". We always reintermediate open-source versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? In one step? Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks convergence and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? Without well-planned mission-critical convergence, media sourcing are forced to become value-added. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "scalable" really mean? What does the term "value-added" really mean? We think that most cross-platform, ubiquitous web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ActionScript. What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? Oakhall practically invented the term "TQC". Think super-cross-platform. We will scale the jargon-based term "intuitive, 60/60/24/7/365". The power to grow ultra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to exploit intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-businesses" really mean? If you morph perfectly, you may have to evolve iteravely. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our CAE but our capacity to synergize. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, users are forced to become dot-com. Think 60/24/7/365. Think proactive. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our capacity to extend without devaluing our power to deliver. We will monetize the power of relationships to incubate. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Oakhall practically invented the term "R&D". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSL. We will architect the capability of systems to grow. We usually deliver compelling paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! A company that can grow easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without compliance, you will lack performance. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!