Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible, magnetic" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will mesh the term "user-defined". Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for dealing with emerging methodologies? We usually synthesize seamless super-mega-re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! OVHspirit is the industry leader of magnetic super-implementation. If you transition globally, you may have to utilize robustly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-transparently"? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Think ultra-24/7. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! 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The re-sizing factor is customer-directed. Do you have a game plan to become customized?