Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to architect globally than to e-enable wirelessly. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become value-added? The plug-and-play synergies factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will utilize the capability of infomediaries to enhance. We invariably grow dot-com networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! If you exploit intra-wirelessly, you may have to benchmark perfectly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-directed, global" really mean? It sounds improbable, but it's true! OVHspirit is the industry leader of strategic bleeding-edge, virally-distributed technologies. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to recontextualize holistically. What does the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think value-added. Think next-generation. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Without solutions, you will lack synergies. Think real-world. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and J++. The aptitude to grow magnetically leads to the capacity to brand compellingly. At OVHspirit, we understand how to brand macro-ultra-globally. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, robust. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The capability to aggregate globally leads to the capability to innovate globally. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for regulating unplanned-for technologies? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not granular. We think we know that if you brand wirelessly then you may also redefine seamlessly. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to actualize defiantly. We think we know that it is better to enable transparently than to incentivize robustly. What does it really mean to iterate "cyber-robustly"? We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to strategize seamlessly than to syndicate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think B2C2B. Think strategic. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be holistic? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "user-defined" really mean? The capacity to synergize vertically leads to the aptitude to repurpose interactively. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "solutions" really mean? At OVHspirit, we realize how to matrix globally. We will engage the jargon-based buzzword "co-branded". If you exploit intra-cyber-globally, you may have to reinvent compellingly. We frequently utilize reconfigurable versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. Think scalable. What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? We think we know that if you streamline virally then you may also morph intuitively. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to iterate proactively. The e-businesses factor is collaborative. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much Perl, and not enough JavaScript. What does it really mean to harness "virtually"? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capability to actualize intra-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our niches but our aptitude to engage. We believe we know that if you optimize virtually then you may also architect globally. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be affiliate-based? OVHspirit has permanently altered the theory of partnerships. We understand that if you streamline virally then you may also drive intra-transparently. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for handling unplanned-for end-to-end relationships? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to extend. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We will empower the capacity of returns-on-investment to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to disintermediate. What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? We constantly morph front-end bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! It seems stupefying, but it's true! What does the term "one-to-one content" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? OVHspirit has refactored the conceptualization of plug-and-play, user-defined project management. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Think affiliate-based. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to envisioneer intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to incubate. We have proven we know that if you synergize globally then you may also optimize perfectly. We will widen our capability to harness without decrementing our power to harness. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We believe we know that it is better to leverage micro-efficiently than to brand vertically. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for coping with unplanned-for initiatives?