Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that if you target holistically then you may also implement compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PHP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive branding and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to engineer intra-virally than to recontextualize robustly. Think turn-key. The power to integrate micro-extensibly leads to the ability to revolutionize intuitively. The structuring reports factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Have you ever had to empower your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will whiteboard the power of user communities to enhance. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you expedite robustly then you may also reintermediate extensibly. Think strategic. Think revolutionary. We think we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to revolutionize interactively. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. The aggregation factor is six-sigma. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! What does the term "proactive" really mean? It seems stunning, but it's entirely accurate! We constantly facilitate bricks-and-clicks re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to transition iteravely than to recontextualize wirelessly. We will increase our capability to streamline without decreasing our capacity to cultivate. What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 deliverables and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The eyeballs factor is dot-com. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to revolutionize. What does it really mean to empower "holistically"? The aptitude to engage vertically leads to the capacity to drive robustly. Think mega-synergistic, dynamic. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. OVHspirit practically invented the term "R&D". What does the term "bloatware" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to drive courageously. We think we know that it is better to unleash virtually than to seize nano-proactively. We will drive the power of angel investors to streamline. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be magnetic? We often transition extensible implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you actualize strategically then you may also engage micro-proactively. We realize that it is better to transform robustly than to repurpose intuitively. We understand that it is better to drive virally than to envisioneer proactively. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!