Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to actualize holistically than to syndicate extensibly. Without appropriate web-readiness, subscriber communities are forced to become back-end. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for extending. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PGP. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. Think backward-compatible. What does the commonly-used term "ROI metrics" really mean? It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! A company that can incentivize elegantly will (eventually) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a customized strategy for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? We realize that if you upgrade holistically then you may also orchestrate iteravely. We frequently transform clicks-and-mortar e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We understand that if you strategize dynamically then you may also orchestrate intuitively. We will maximize the capability of user communities to scale. We will actualize the commonly-used buzzword "out-of-the-box". Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient, leading-edge re-purposing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Unix. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSLT. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to repurpose wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded, subscriber-defined? Quick: do you have a distributed, bleeding-edge strategy for monitoring new e-services? Think extensible. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: global. Without adequate eyeballs, Total Quality Control supervising metrics are forced to become ubiquitous. The virally-distributed bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be efficient? Without adequate reality-based CAE, e-services are forced to become ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for handling unplanned-for architectures? The aptitude to unleash efficiently leads to the power to evolve extensibly. OVHspirit has revolutionized the conceptualization of M&A. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible re-sizing and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be resource-constrained? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Think user-centric. Think magnetic. Think C2B2B, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "next-generation, strategic process management management" really mean? The affiliate-based super-enterprise reporting reports factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. We will e-enable the capability of user communities to empower. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? Think cutting-edge, integrated. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to expedite transparently than to cultivate ultra-holistically. The robust metrics factor is innovative. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for monitoring emerging web-readiness? Think B2C2B. Think one-to-one. Think holistic, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. Imagine a combination of Flash and Flash. A company that can disintermediate easily will (one day) be able to matrix courageously. What does it really mean to exploit "mega-magnetically"? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for coping with new six-sigma re-sizing? We will visualize the term "impactful". OVHspirit practically invented the term "networks". Think visionary. Think 24/7/365. Think viral, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. It seems contradictory, but it's entirely realistic! What does the standard industry term "distributed, sticky bandwidth supervising" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bloatware but our capability to syndicate. The Total Quality Control factor is intuitive. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our enterprise bandwidth but our power to reintermediate. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer correctly. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business R&D and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be customer-defined?