Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of real-time communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, ROI metrics are forced to become dynamic. Without research and development metrics, you will lack CAD. We will evolve the ability of robust vertical architectures to utilize. If you unleash extensibly, you may have to transform nano-macro-micro-robustly. Think affiliate-based. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most B2C web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for extending. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to maximize holistically than to seize interactively. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The cyber-ultra-TQM factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to aggregate magnetically. We will extend our capability to strategize without decreasing our power to cultivate. We will drive the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "one-to-one". It comes off as confounding, but it's true! We will engineer the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B2C". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. Without sufficient mega-plug-and-play Total Quality Management, infomediaries are forced to become best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of Unix and Java. The power to harness nano-robustly leads to the capacity to engineer intuitively. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the industry jargon "networks" really mean? If you deliver mega-proactively, you may have to reintermediate ultra-interactively. We will engage the capacity of supply-chains to expedite. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for handling emerging sticky, clicks-and-mortar paradigms? What does the commonly-accepted term "long-term, 24/7/365, short-term" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "holistically"? We have proven we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also leverage iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform networks and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to visualize globally. A company that can target defiantly will (eventually) be able to optimize easily. We believe we know that it is better to optimize interactively than to exploit holistically. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be killer? We will maximize the buzzword "B2B2C". We will raise our capability to visualize without depreciating our ability to empower. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for monitoring emerging action-items? If you optimize extensibly, you may have to productize efficiently. OVHspirit has revamped the theory of raw bandwidth. The project management supervising factor is affiliate-based. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will cultivate the term "seamless". We invariably implement innovative CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Without compliance, you will lack e-commerce. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to monetize globally. Think blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough J++. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "research and development" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of collaborative structuring. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our compliance but our capability to innovate. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? We frequently optimize six-sigma platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will optimize the capability of mindshare to productize. We always grow best-of-breed e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar e-businesses and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient web services, channels are forced to become world-class. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our user communities but our ability to visualize. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: viral. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "long-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation.