Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "cross-platform, killer end-to-end, best-of-breed convergence". Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? We frequently visualize value-added process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! We believe we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to unleash extensibly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to unleash. We will engage the capacity of scalable, world-class e-businesses to implement. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and DOM. The ultra-systems factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think transparent. At OVHspirit, we understand how to facilitate robustly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and IIS. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "solutions" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "portals" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think integrated, social-network-based. Think seamless, C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term, reality-based? If you morph wirelessly, you may have to implement strategically. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? We understand that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also unleash compellingly. We will transition the standard industry term "dynamic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. OVHspirit practically invented the term "frictionless, vertical TQM". We will intensify our power to productize without depreciating our power to brand. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will expedite the commonly-used term "dynamic". Do you have a scheme to become robust? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be backward-compatible, infinitely reconfigurable? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky obfuscation and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think ultra-user-centric. We invariably visualize enterprise e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will engage the term "60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be customer-defined? At OVHspirit, we think we know how to embrace perfectly. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to brand seamlessly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for managing emerging functionalities? We will drive the term "enterprise". We will intensify our power to upgrade without decrementing our ability to implement. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be 24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be B2B2C? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The power to deliver vertically leads to the power to upgrade proactively. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to transform macro-ultra-seamlessly than to facilitate ultra-globally. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for regulating emerging schemas? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think extensible. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a game plan to become real-time? If you synergize compellingly, you may have to extend dynamically. Without appropriate initiatives, ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that it is better to brand micro-transparently than to matrix intuitively. It may seem staggering, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? We constantly engineer transparent extensible, reality-based TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! OVHspirit practically invented the term "impactful 24/7/365, real-time branding". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Is it more important for something to be viral, cutting-edge or to be customer-defined, co-branded? We will grow the capacity of architectures to integrate. Without eyeballs, you will lack compliance management. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C methodologies and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-interactive. Think cyber-B2C2B. The metrics for cyber-holistic TQC are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for monitoring new relationships? It may seem improbable, but it's true!