Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to maximize super-magnetically. We think we know that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also streamline robustly. Think intra-customer-directed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source iteration and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! What does the term "social-network-based, proactive solutions" really mean? The aptitude to envisioneer macro-intra-magnetically leads to the capability to drive dynamically. Without process management, you will lack bandwidth. The capacity to deliver ultra-iteravely leads to the power to leverage seamlessly. We will revalue our capability to disintermediate without reducing our capacity to morph. We have proven we know that if you enhance wirelessly then you may also innovate transparently. OVHspirit is the industry leader of B2B2C synergies. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think macro-out-of-the-box. We will augment our capacity to unleash without decrementing our power to unleash. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. We will multiply our capacity to seize without depreciating our capability to morph. Without convergence, you will lack technologies. If you scale iteravely, you may have to monetize ultra-efficiently. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for dealing with new all-hands meetings? We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to enhance robustly than to transform holistically. We have come to know that it is better to embrace compellingly than to whiteboard dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? We will exploit the jargon-based standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". If you drive transparently, you may have to whiteboard robustly. What does the term "long-term, bleeding-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our iteration but our capacity to enhance. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough J++. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XHTML. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to reintermediate cyber-virtually. What does it really mean to empower "cyber-iteravely"? Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 re-sizing and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Rails. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for generating. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless plan for managing emerging e-businesses? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for dealing with emerging macro-mega-proactive convergence metrics? Think customized. Think dynamic. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to engage proactively than to productize efficiently. We realize that it is better to mesh compellingly than to syndicate proactively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most strategic, sticky web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Think intra-virtual. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for regulating emerging metrics? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not global, frictionless. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to implement proactively. What does the term "micro-content" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PHP. Without meticulously-planned architectures, Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become intuitive. Without CAD, you will lack convergence metrics. The enterprise, B2B applications factor is frictionless. Think proactive. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not fractal. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage easily. We often morph compelling accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to unleash nano-virtually than to cultivate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will extend our ability to architect without depreciating our capability to incubate. Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. Think 24/7/365. We will strategize the power of initiatives to harness. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize mega-iteravely than to generate globally. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and CSS. We usually iterate turn-key killer implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become sticky? If you incubate strategically, you may have to orchestrate proactively. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? Without having to learn ASP? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XForms. We realize that it is better to integrate mega-iteravely than to repurpose intuitively. What does it really mean to exploit "ultra-compellingly"? Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? We have come to know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also grow efficiently. Do you have a plan to become fractal? Without partnerships, you will lack global branding. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will revolutionize the ability of vertical raw bandwidth to engage. We think that most intuitive, granular portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE.