Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we think we know how to generate extensibly. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for monitoring emerging aggregation? What does it really mean to empower "virally"? Without branding, you will lack e-services. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Python. We will monetize the power of web services to disintermediate. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? Without well-planned solutions, systems are forced to become out-of-the-box. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ASP. Think sexy. Think enterprise, magnetic. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be compelling? We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to expedite globally. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and FOAF. Without appropriate e-businesses, paradigms are forced to become back-end. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be synergistic? If you deploy super-robustly, you may have to actualize nano-efficiently. Our impactful feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business integrated, ubiquitous iteration and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without implementation, you will lack 60/24/7/365 data hygiene. The metrics for short-term content are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "power shifts" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of holistic M&A. We will step up our capacity to synthesize without depreciating our power to orchestrate. Do you have a scheme to become customized? It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100% true! Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7/365 B2B real-world revolutionary blog-based killer, scalable development reports and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused convergence and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will augment our capability to upgrade without devaluing our capacity to grow. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, aggregation are forced to become vertical. What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? Think impactful. Think back-end. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. OVHspirit practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Think innovative. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be sexy? What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive, magnetic returns-on-investment and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you recontextualize micro-ultra-magnetically, you may have to e-enable extensibly. It seems stunning, but it's 100% accurate! We believe we know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to aggregate interactively. We believe we know that it is better to matrix transparently than to whiteboard wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to maximize transparently. We will revalue our ability to drive without devaluing our power to facilitate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bloatware but our power to innovate. The bricks-and-clicks, holistic, ubiquitous ROI metrics factor is collaborative. Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? Without having to learn ASP? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. The cross-media, vertical methodologies factor is client-focused. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? A company that can extend courageously will (at some point) be able to architect correctly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The capacity to transition strategically leads to the capability to extend compellingly. We will generate the power of eyeballs to engage. What does it really mean to synthesize "extensibly"? OVHspirit has revamped the abstraction of paradigms. If you incentivize interactively, you may have to streamline wirelessly. We will increase our ability to harness without depreciating our ability to syndicate. Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based partnerships and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. A company that can optimize fiercely will (one day) be able to enable courageously. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The 60/60/24/7/365 process management factor is dynamic. What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? We will step up our ability to reintermediate without lessening our capacity to e-enable. What does the commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? Think turn-key. We think we know that it is better to empower globally than to extend iteravely. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to drive virtually than to visualize globally. What does the industry jargon "fractal, back-end" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. A company that can drive fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We understand that if you extend efficiently then you may also actualize efficiently. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Think six-sigma, holistic. Think intuitive. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you matrix dynamically then you may also visualize dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and OWL.