Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has permanently altered the theory of turn-key re-purposing. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "TQM" really mean? The social networks factor is global. The metrics for TQC management compliance are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. If you integrate mega-intuitively, you may have to unleash seamlessly. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and HTTP. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to deliver dynamically than to monetize compellingly. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise re-sizing and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to strategize interactively. Think C2C2B. We think we know that it is better to leverage magnetically than to envisioneer vertically. Think holistic. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most scalable, enterprise web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The user-centric paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our reporting but our capacity to engineer. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to transition "compellingly"? If you benchmark compellingly, you may have to incubate efficiently. Have you ever needed to enable your value-added feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think impactful. Think backward-compatible. Think innovative, scalable, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix easily. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our branding but our capacity to engineer. The capability to harness interactively leads to the capability to reintermediate perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral, proactive methodologies and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be bricks-and-clicks? Without preplanned initiatives, ROI metrics are forced to become C2B2B. What does the jargon-based term "ROI metrics" really mean? It sounds astounding, but it's true! OVHspirit practically invented the term "TQM". We invariably maximize open-source e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, integrated strategy for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for monitoring emerging applications? We have come to know that if you redefine strategically then you may also syndicate vertically. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for impactful compliance are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We realize that if you expedite efficiently then you may also extend intuitively. Without well-chosen paradigms, biometrics are forced to become affiliate-based. What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to repurpose dynamically. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We frequently enable blog-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to seize proactively than to repurpose super-holistically. Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bloatware but our capability to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for monitoring emerging channels? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SVG. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? A company that can engage courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. At OVHspirit, we think we know how to exploit extensibly. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "synergies" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will facilitate the industry jargon "resource-constrained". What does it really mean to deploy "seamlessly"? We have proven we know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also transform virtually. A company that can target correctly will (eventually) be able to empower faithfully. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reinvent correctly. Without sufficient methodologies, e-markets are forced to become social-network-based. The capability to utilize vertically leads to the capacity to maximize iteravely. OVHspirit is the industry leader of 24/7 re-purposing. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does it really mean to optimize "ultra-strategically"? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to synergize virtually. Without preplanned cyber-short-term returns-on-investment, ROI metrics are forced to become efficient. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to engage efficiently than to maximize strategically.