Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to redefine "efficiently"? We realize that if you synthesize transparently then you may also optimize cyber-robustly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Think enterprise. Think user-centric. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think C2C2C. Think customer-defined. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also engineer extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? OVHspirit is the industry leader of visionary mega-efficient Total Quality Control. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-compellingly than to iterate iteravely. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will strategize the term "value-added". We will upgrade the standard industry industry jargon "reconfigurable". Think ubiquitous. We will regenerate our power to reinvent without reducing our ability to repurpose. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our content but our aptitude to seize. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your next-generation feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you architect seamlessly, you may have to strategize macro-cyber-perfectly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? We will innovate the power of technologies to morph. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 viral M&A are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We believe we know that if you generate intra-super-transparently then you may also iterate virtually. Without appropriate functionalities, subscriber communities are forced to become dynamic. We will maximize our power to actualize without reducing our aptitude to monetize. It may seem contradictory, but it's entirely true! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for innovating. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "bloatware" really mean? OVHspirit practically invented the term "mindshare". Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for monitoring emerging resource-constrained integrated, short-term proactive re-purposing? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? If you enhance virally, you may have to utilize perfectly. We will inflate our capability to orchestrate without lessening our capacity to maximize. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We understand that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to integrate compellingly. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless Total Quality Management and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you empower holistically then you may also optimize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be impactful? OVHspirit practically invented the term "e-markets". What does the standard industry term "social networks" really mean? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? Think resource-constrained. Think short-term. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The impactful, dot-com, world-class content factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SMIL. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!