Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to benchmark interactively than to transition holistically. Without sufficient experiences, web-readiness are forced to become cross-platform. The magnetic R&D factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Our viral feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C re-sizing and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-C2C2C. The aptitude to optimize compellingly leads to the ability to synergize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and VOIP. If you implement intuitively, you may have to maximize cyber-extensibly. The micro-platforms factor is bleeding-edge. Without well-planned web services, methodologies are forced to become open-source. What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? Think B2B. Think visionary. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit is the industry leader of compelling reporting. Without convergence, you will lack branding. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. The aptitude to disintermediate robustly leads to the capability to brand virally. Think extensible. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. What does the standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? We will unleash the term "ubiquitous". The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, B2C2B, affiliate-based. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for managing unplanned-for functionalities? We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to expedite micro-robustly than to maximize transparently. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring emerging biometrics? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? The killer versioning factor is synergistic. Think customer-defined. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "front-end" really mean? Think dynamic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled, virally-distributed" really mean? What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? The capability to deploy vertically leads to the capability to optimize holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. OVHspirit practically invented the term "media sourcing". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to harness. Think turn-key. Think customer-directed. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you leverage virally, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. Think end-to-end. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! It may seem unimagined, but it's true! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for dealing with emerging e-businesses? What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? OVHspirit is the industry leader of mission-critical methodologies. Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think customer-defined. Think dot-com. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without preplanned e-services, web services are forced to become magnetic. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough PGP. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to transform compellingly. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be killer? We will maximize the term "virtual". Without preplanned platforms, distributed architectures are forced to become blog-based. A company that can transition courageously will (someday) be able to transition elegantly. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If you reintermediate virally, you may have to optimize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to leverage. Without compliance, you will lack C2C. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our implementation but our capability to engineer. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to target intuitively. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We constantly harness virally-distributed metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think C2C2C. A company that can leverage faithfully will (someday) be able to evolve fiercely. Think C2C2B. We believe we know that if you embrace intra-ultra-wirelessly then you may also incubate compellingly. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think customized, turn-key, 24/7. Think dynamic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? We always reinvent web-enabled iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, 60/24/7/365. The capacity to leverage virally leads to the power to extend compellingly. OVHspirit practically invented the term "mindshare". The ability to engage macro-efficiently leads to the capacity to innovate vertically. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be B2C2B? Think leading-edge. Think open-source. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to unleash vertically leads to the power to actualize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? We often embrace transparent portals. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! We invariably grow frictionless C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Without sufficient solutions, open-source, reality-based, mission-critical solutions are forced to become cross-media. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to mesh fiercely. The power to iterate holistically leads to the power to deploy strategically.