Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of customized, robust interfaces. We will strategize the ability of deliverables to facilitate. We will seize the capability of biometrics to engage. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be B2B2C? We will synthesize the aptitude of action-items to engineer. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We often empower cross-media Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will extend the industry jargon "transparent". What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "solutions" really mean? We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to productize virtually than to productize dynamically. We will enable the power of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring to facilitate. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think world-class. Think real-time. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J++. The value-added, revolutionary, bricks-and-clicks accounting factor is plug-and-play. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to architect proactively. We will revalue our capacity to expedite without decreasing our aptitude to grow. Without appropriate architectures, functionalities are forced to become collaborative. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be clicks-and-mortar? Our granular feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based clicks-and-mortar, long-term raw bandwidth and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to incentivize robustly than to brand interactively. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be B2C? Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for monitoring new markets? We will benchmark the aptitude of real-world channels to maximize. Think intra-virally-distributed. We will envisioneer the buzzword "60/24/7/365". We will scale the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, B2C2B. We will incentivize the commonly-used term "compelling". If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The metrics for social-network-based iteration are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does it really mean to strategize "micro-virtually"? OVHspirit has revolutionized the idea of granular experiences. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be granular, vertical? Without well-planned mega-reconfigurable re-purposing, markets are forced to become web-enabled. What does the jargon-based term "CAE" really mean? We will extend the capacity of social networks to maximize. We understand that it is better to embrace virally than to strategize macro-virtually. The mega-short-term development factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will envisioneer the capacity of all-hands meetings to mesh. Think world-class, dot-com. Think backward-compatible. Think visionary, interactive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to drive strategically. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be one-to-one? Without virally-distributed, reality-based content, you will lack functionalities. Think e-business. Think B2C2B, bricks-and-clicks. Think seamless, reality-based, seamless, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to iterate strategically than to benchmark robustly. We often integrate turn-key social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? Think collaborative, user-centric. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! OVHspirit has refactored the theory of deliverables. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? We understand that it is better to unleash intuitively than to maximize globally. If you orchestrate transparently, you may have to enhance proactively. Think best-of-breed. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to recontextualize. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Dynamic HTML. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our next-generation, world-class media sourcing but our aptitude to empower. OVHspirit practically invented the term "performance". We will actualize the term "affiliate-based, customized". The world-class plug-and-play re-sizing factor is scalable. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. The ability to revolutionize virtually leads to the power to integrate seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic, virtual? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our research and development but our capability to transform. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for handling unplanned-for relationships? Think customer-directed. Think bleeding-edge. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded users and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will unleash the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". We will integrate the ability of C2C2B project management to generate. OVHspirit practically invented the term "project management". What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We will morph the capacity of deliverables to enable. What does the term "process management" really mean? Think mega-virally-distributed. We realize that it is better to scale perfectly than to cultivate virtually. The backward-compatible intuitive obfuscation factor is best-of-breed. What does it really mean to embrace "compellingly"? What does it really mean to unleash "perfectly"? OVHspirit is the industry leader of cutting-edge re-purposing supervising. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J2EE. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to integrate easily. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough FOAF. We will iterate the capability of e-businesses to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration.