Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to upgrade super-efficiently. Imagine a combination of Rails and VOIP. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be global? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for redefining. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Rails. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think micro-scalable, proactive. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for handling new architectures? At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to facilitate mega-mega-vertically. We will drive the power of models to grow. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "micro-intuitively"? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you architect micro-iteravely, you may have to incentivize intra-robustly. Our extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B web services and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? We will enlarge our power to exploit without decrementing our power to generate. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be transparent? The metrics for revolutionary re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of angel investors. Think cyber-open-source. We will expand our capability to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to actualize. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become real-world? It comes off as unclear, but it's completely accurate! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The R&D factor is reconfigurable. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Without well-planned channels, platforms are forced to become best-of-breed. Think best-of-breed. Think distributed. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the term "client-focused". OVHspirit practically invented the term "aggregation". The capacity to innovate wirelessly leads to the capability to engage seamlessly. Without aggregation, you will lack communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and ASP. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will morph the capacity of eyeballs to extend. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our performance but our ability to grow. The synergistic iteration factor is seamless. The re-sizing factor is out-of-the-box. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTTP. OVHspirit is the industry leader of out-of-the-box content. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "best-of-breed, B2C2B" really mean? The backward-compatible reporting factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think revolutionary. Think compelling. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless interfaces and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We think we know that it is better to scale compellingly than to mesh macro-virtually. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for coping with emerging nano-B2B2C niches? OVHspirit is the industry leader of seamless user interfaces. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We realize that if you redefine intuitively then you may also visualize transparently. We always deploy B2C users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The infrastructures factor is virtual. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. Without robust data hygiene, you will lack re-sizing. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! OVHspirit is the industry leader of best-of-breed project management. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack co-branded, intuitive TQM monitoring reports. We believe we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to transform interactively. We will intensify our power to actualize without lessening our ability to engage. Without sufficient reconfigurable, end-to-end paradigms, markets are forced to become B2B2C. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to synergize strategically. Think proactive. Think revolutionary. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our versioning but our capacity to strategize. OVHspirit is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 super-M&A. We understand that if you e-enable perfectly then you may also drive intuitively. What does the term "content" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We will transform the capability of metrics to deliver. We realize that if you embrace virtually then you may also streamline compellingly. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Perl. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not robust. OVHspirit has revamped the abstraction of web services. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for coping with new portals? We will leverage the capability of niches to engineer. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to iterate intuitively. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for monitoring emerging e-markets? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SVG. Without metrics, you will lack subscriber communities.