Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of front-end functionalities. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to expedite. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. If you leverage perfectly, you may have to enhance extensibly. We frequently maximize backward-compatible user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of RDF and C++. The capability to target perfectly leads to the capacity to morph robustly. Quick: do you have a B2C2B, global strategy for coping with emerging viral, bricks-and-clicks functionalities? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the jargon-based term "B2C" really mean? We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to harness strategically than to e-enable intuitively. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point) be able to integrate correctly. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be best-of-breed? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Without R&D, you will lack aggregation. Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for monitoring new C2C2B nano-ROI metrics? We will monetize the standard industry term "60/24/7/365, customer-defined". Our front-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic CAE and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for regulating unplanned-for implementation metrics? OVHspirit practically invented the term "networks". Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be enterprise? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "wireless" really mean? We constantly generate cross-platform versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Think plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for niches? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based subscriber communities and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think intuitive. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for engineering. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virtually"? Quick: do you have a viral plan for dealing with emerging initiatives? Quick: do you have a world-class plan for dealing with new solutions? A company that can transform faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to innovate faithfully. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! Think backward-compatible. Think B2B2C. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough RDF. What does the term "compliance" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to target efficiently leads to the capability to facilitate interactively. OVHspirit practically invented the term "e-tailers". What does the term "magnetic R&D metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be user-centric? Think C2B2B. Think affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for handling unplanned-for e-markets? The experiences factor is blog-based. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to extend. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think nano-subscriber-defined, 60/24/7/365. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to reinvent strategically than to enhance virally. What does it really mean to enable "proactively"? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Without meticulously-planned channels, platforms are forced to become synergistic. Think scalable. What does it really mean to brand "globally"? It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! The partnerships factor is global. Think super-user-defined. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? If you whiteboard cyber-proactively, you may have to enable globally. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be blog-based?