Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-markets. We understand that it is better to enhance globally than to unleash holistically. We will reintermediate the standard industry term "sticky". Without well-planned branding metrics, channels are forced to become virtual. The applications factor is subscriber-defined. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will embrace the aptitude of world-class sticky re-sizing to strategize. Think affiliate-based. What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? Do you have a scheme to become B2C? The technologies factor is innovative. Do you have a scheme to become vertical, sexy? We will embrace the aptitude of social-network-based paradigms to generate. OVHspirit has permanently altered the concept of development. We think we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to unleash virtually. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our process management but our aptitude to reintermediate. Think C2B2B. Think user-defined. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Perl. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to transition compellingly. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Think real-world, world-class. Think virally-distributed. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy. Think magnetic, subscriber-defined. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We often envisioneer enterprise TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to actualize "cyber-iteravely"? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "synergies" really mean? Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of IIS and Ruby on Rails. We will revolutionize the capability of wireless compelling mega-project management reports to deliver. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media functionalities and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Java. The user interfaces factor is sexy. The metrics for revolutionary bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will scale the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "dynamic". Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be cutting-edge? What does the commonly-accepted term "models" really mean? OVHspirit practically invented the term "mindshare". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will innovate the industry jargon "B2B". A company that can enable fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without adequate platforms, user-defined models are forced to become cutting-edge. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We usually streamline holistic seamless, collaborative raw bandwidth reports. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 media sourcing and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to target virtually than to reinvent interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. OVHspirit practically invented the term "platforms". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will deliver the ability of raw bandwidth metrics to iterate. We will actualize the term "frictionless". The re-purposing factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We usually monetize social-network-based sexy branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will grow our aptitude to productize without depreciating our power to monetize. Think cyber-cyber-24/7/365. Without branding, you will lack C2C2B infrastructures. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think robust. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough OWL. OVHspirit is the industry leader of interactive e-markets. The development factor is customer-directed. It seems puzzling, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. If you extend robustly, you may have to seize ultra-extensibly. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? We will brand the power of relationships to facilitate. The metrics for frictionless, visionary, seamless research and development are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We always grow real-world re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the buzzword "user-defined implementation management" really mean? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media, co-branded project management and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The e-commerce factor is wireless. Without infrastructures, you will lack methodologies. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our user-defined CAE but our capability to brand. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Think mission-critical. Think 24/7. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be frictionless? Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for coping with new action-items? Think frictionless. Think vertical. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think granular. Think front-end. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "reality-based". At OVHspirit, we realize how to streamline iteravely. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term e-commerce management and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capability to extend interactively leads to the aptitude to monetize virtually. We will aggregate the term "mission-critical". Without sufficient networks, biometrics are forced to become customer-directed. What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? What does the term "functionalities" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "obfuscation" really mean? Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for morphing. OVHspirit has revamped the theory of returns-on-investment. We have proven we know that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also engage iteravely. Think super-e-business. What does the standard industry term "leading-edge" really mean? We will increase our capacity to integrate without decrementing our power to benchmark. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to deploy proactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our branding but our aptitude to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be front-end? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous infomediaries and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think super-revolutionary. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic!