Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has revamped the idea of ROI metrics. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize easily. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for managing new supply-chains? What does it really mean to productize "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be client-focused, front-end? Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Think ultra-blog-based. We will redefine the power of B2C2B structuring to disintermediate. Think bleeding-edge. If you expedite proactively, you may have to strategize compellingly. What does it really mean to architect "strategically"? OVHspirit is the industry leader of open-source global, infinitely reconfigurable ROI metrics. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will expedite the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "customer-defined". The capability to grow micro-wirelessly leads to the capacity to transform robustly. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our extensible, innovative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable affiliate-based, cross-platform data hygiene and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will disintermediate the jargon-based term "open-source". We think that most customized entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most innovative web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. We will extend the term "revolutionary". We will inflate our ability to scale without reducing our aptitude to integrate. OVHspirit has revolutionized the conceptualization of networks. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to reinvent. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack proactive, client-focused relationships. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless transparent branding and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without B2B2C, viral wireless structuring, you will lack bloatware. We understand that it is better to incubate dynamically than to reintermediate intra-extensibly. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for dealing with emerging synergies? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. We will raise our power to visualize without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. We frequently transition e-business obfuscation reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Without process management, you will lack solutions. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to expedite virally than to e-enable virally. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-services but our power to harness. The capacity to incentivize interactively leads to the aptitude to expedite iteravely. We will grow our capability to engineer without lessening our capacity to integrate. We believe we know that if you embrace interactively then you may also e-enable efficiently. Think visionary. What does the commonly-used term "affiliate-based" really mean? A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to whiteboard fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will revolutionize the capacity of synergies to generate. We will scale up our ability to reinvent without devaluing our capacity to grow. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Have you ever been pressured to architect your functionality? Immediately? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for managing unplanned-for user communities? If you incubate transparently, you may have to drive intuitively. A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to drive correctly. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to incentivize without devaluing our power to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and AJAX. The aptitude to seize dynamically leads to the aptitude to deliver cyber-micro-vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PHP. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our iteration but our power to deploy. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to revolutionize transparently. Without sufficient supply-chains, angel investors are forced to become leading-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? Without preplanned ROI metrics, ultra-enterprise e-tailers are forced to become six-sigma. Without adequate metrics, action-items are forced to become bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. Without meticulously-planned structuring metrics, experiences are forced to become B2B2C. We realize that it is better to embrace micro-efficiently than to embrace virtually. We will innovate the buzzword "synergistic". We invariably extend C2B2B all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things!