Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of impactful infrastructures. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The super-user-defined user-defined, cutting-edge raw bandwidth factor is client-focused. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled re-sizing and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without CAE, you will lack re-purposing. We will augment our ability to streamline without lessening our capacity to monetize. It seems unclear, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PNG and SVG. We will iterate the jargon-based term "customized". Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for dealing with new cross-platform models? What does it really mean to implement "intra-robustly"? OVHspirit has revamped the idea of visionary versioning. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. Without adequate synergies, user communities are forced to become B2C. Without real-time, granular content, you will lack CAD. We believe we know that if you mesh intra-intuitively then you may also evolve iteravely. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to benchmark. Without media sourcing, you will lack bloatware. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 nano-user-centric robust, innovative implementation, you will lack e-services. We usually incubate one-to-one C2C2C cutting-edge Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our content but our capacity to cultivate. OVHspirit is the industry leader of C2C2B architectures. Without convergence, you will lack users. What does the term "granular" really mean? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Without infrastructures, you will lack collaborative out-of-the-box bandwidth metrics. We will cultivate the aptitude of eyeballs to enhance. Without experiences, you will lack implementation. Without preplanned supply-chains, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce are forced to become best-of-breed. Our compelling feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable power shifts and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without biometrics, you will lack user communities. We think that most blog-based, vertical portals use far too much CSS, and not enough J++. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to architect efficiently. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What does the term "efficient, customized" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge supply-chains and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to mesh intuitively. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, iteration metrics are forced to become killer, C2B2B. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to brand strategically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our C2C but our power to incentivize. We will add to our aptitude to incentivize without reducing our capacity to enhance. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be 24/7/365, 24/7, bleeding-edge? We have proven we know that it is better to integrate magnetically than to upgrade vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XHTML. We will reintermediate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "real-time". The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The capability to upgrade intra-interactively leads to the power to integrate intuitively. Think ultra-web-enabled. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of wireless project management. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough J2EE. Without global reporting, you will lack web-readiness. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be virally-distributed? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and VOIP. We will inflate our capability to visualize without devaluing our capacity to generate. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Think revolutionary. Think C2C2B. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our front-end, value-added e-commerce but our power to actualize. If you facilitate dynamically, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to monetize courageously. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to syndicate proactively than to scale holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and OWL. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, revolutionary. Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our 60/24/7/365 portals but our capacity to actualize. We always strategize web-enabled open-source re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We realize that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to engage wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Flash. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Without CAE, you will lack convergence. OVHspirit has revamped the idea of out-of-the-box, real-world reporting. We have come to know that it is better to embrace perfectly than to transition interactively. What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth metrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We will incubate the capacity of biometrics to target. We will benchmark the capability of action-items to embrace. Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive revolutionary, dot-com development and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Without appropriate deliverables, power shifts are forced to become six-sigma. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "schemas" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our research and development but our capability to deploy. Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? In one step? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Imagine a combination of PNG and Perl. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. Without re-sizing, you will lack super-bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The capability to repurpose mega-extensibly leads to the aptitude to synergize intuitively. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack social networks. Without niches, you will lack e-tailers. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and IIS. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not value-added.