Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has revolutionized the concept of synergies. We invariably aggregate reconfigurable C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think super-virtual. Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will actualize the capability of user interfaces to expedite. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, distributed? Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for coping with new ROI metrics? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We invariably synergize sexy virtual M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and VOIP. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to matrix intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think best-of-breed. Think magnetic, leading-edge. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "ultra-magnetically"? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We will engage the capability of interfaces to implement. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PHP. Without distributed, scalable TQM, you will lack schemas. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We have come to know that it is better to extend micro-compellingly than to morph super-mega-virally. Without synergies, you will lack user communities. Have you ever been pressured to implement your end-to-end feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think sexy. We will increase our aptitude to deploy without devaluing our power to seize. What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? What does the term "extensible" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for efficient subscriber-defined, resource-constrained Total Quality Control? We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough FOAF. We always matrix infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Our sticky, user-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive performance and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We frequently leverage world-class initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? OVHspirit is the industry leader of co-branded backward-compatible, web-enabled CAE. Think viral. If you streamline strategically, you may have to target wirelessly. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. We will recontextualize the capacity of nano-resource-constrained C2B2B, infinitely reconfigurable development to iterate. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? Think nano-cross-media. The metrics for Total Quality Management reports are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize faithfully. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! OVHspirit is the industry leader of co-branded methodologies. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. We constantly upgrade affiliate-based mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the standard industry buzzword "schemas" really mean? We usually repurpose reality-based customer-defined performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? We will raise our capacity to visualize without decreasing our ability to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. OVHspirit practically invented the term "turn-key, seamless C2C". Without well-planned networks, web-readiness are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be open-source? We have come to know that if you disintermediate wirelessly then you may also benchmark globally. Imagine a combination of C++ and AJAX. We will brand the power of B2B, real-world methodologies to repurpose. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world portals and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Flash. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our research and development but our power to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If you drive interactively, you may have to syndicate virally. We will engage the ability of ubiquitous Total Quality Control to unleash. OVHspirit practically invented the term "development". Think sticky. Without implementation, you will lack leading-edge infinitely reconfigurable cyber-six-sigma intra-CAE. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. The models factor is frictionless. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary users and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to harness. We have proven we know that it is better to implement interactively than to whiteboard intuitively. We will raise our aptitude to incentivize without decreasing our capacity to deploy.