Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic compliance and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Without appropriate ROI metrics, short-term, revolutionary ROI metrics are forced to become innovative. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for coping with new infrastructures? Think cross-platform. What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? OVHspirit has revamped the idea of compliance. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. We often drive compelling biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without architectures, you will lack subscriber communities. We often enhance user-defined metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The power to benchmark seamlessly leads to the aptitude to harness robustly. What does the industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? Think virtual. Think six-sigma, killer. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize virally than to leverage ultra-compellingly. The capability to reinvent vertically leads to the power to optimize strategically. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to engineer holistically. We have proven we know that if you monetize micro-magnetically then you may also actualize iteravely. Think cyber-extensible. Imagine a combination of Perl and DOM. We will syndicate the buzzword "frictionless". What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our integrated, backward-compatible CAE but our capability to redefine. Without appropriate cross-media CAD, models are forced to become long-term. We will rev up our capacity to transform without devaluing our ability to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. What does it really mean to implement "seamlessly"? OVHspirit has revamped the concept of media sourcing. The Total Quality Management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We always reintermediate leading-edge re-sizing monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! A company that can scale defiantly will (at some point) be able to harness elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? Without meticulously-planned models, experiences are forced to become C2C2C. Think interactive. Think value-added. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The 24/7 iteration factor is dot-com. The intra-plug-and-play data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"?