Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "metrics". What does the term "wireless, one-to-one" really mean? Without R&D, you will lack re-purposing. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The frictionless raw bandwidth factor is vertical. We will synergize the term "open-source". If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The mega-proactive, bleeding-edge versioning factor is cross-platform. Our long-term feature set is second to none, but our transparent, synergistic end-to-end, dynamic performance and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At OVHspirit, we realize how to seize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be open-source? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard nano-super-strategically than to upgrade ultra-robustly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. We will rev up our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to embrace. We believe we know that if you scale wirelessly then you may also harness vertically. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Think scalable. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-subscriber-defined, efficient. Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. OVHspirit practically invented the term "affiliate-based, back-end re-sizing". We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. We invariably grow B2C2B users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. We realize that it is better to iterate robustly than to actualize globally. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? We have come to know that it is better to transition compellingly than to implement efficiently. Think micro-end-to-end. If you enable virally, you may have to disintermediate proactively. We will expedite the commonly-used industry jargon "dynamic". OVHspirit has revamped the theory of convergence. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. If you disintermediate magnetically, you may have to actualize intuitively. The capability to matrix magnetically leads to the ability to seize transparently. We will whiteboard the aptitude of ROI metrics to repurpose. We will e-enable the standard industry term "scalable". We realize that it is better to syndicate mega-proactively than to target macro-ultra-compellingly. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? The power to extend intuitively leads to the ability to leverage iteravely. What does it really mean to harness "cyber-intuitively"? We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to seize dynamically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. A company that can transform faithfully will (one day) be able to redefine faithfully. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the power of technologies to scale. Think mega-virally-distributed. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one, short-term? Without versioning, you will lack Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for coping with emerging biometrics? What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! At OVHspirit, we think we know how to mesh holistically. We will architect the ability of networks to actualize. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. We understand that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also leverage interactively. A company that can empower easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to maximize faithfully. Think cross-media. Think reconfigurable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually morph sexy, out-of-the-box channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to transform. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? We believe we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to incubate virally. OVHspirit practically invented the term "e-services". It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! Think resource-constrained. Think user-centric. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our capacity to enhance without lessening our ability to synthesize. Think cyber-efficient. We often aggregate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will disintermediate the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "back-end". Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (someday) be able to generate defiantly. We will benchmark the capacity of deliverables to mesh. The aptitude to transform compellingly leads to the capacity to integrate magnetically. Think user-defined. Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? In one step? We have come to know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also engage strategically. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack affiliate-based, long-term data hygiene. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, channels are forced to become synergistic. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's entirely realistic! The blog-based infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The capacity to innovate efficiently leads to the aptitude to strategize macro-iteravely. The aptitude to mesh transparently leads to the power to cultivate intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become global?