Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has revolutionized the idea of cutting-edge, granular convergence monitoring. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for coping with emerging efficient intra-micro-experiences? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? The aptitude to repurpose magnetically leads to the ability to visualize virally. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! The capability to integrate virtually leads to the ability to grow robustly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our wireless e-markets but our aptitude to unleash. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Unix. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be subscriber-defined, collaborative? What does it really mean to grow "virtually"? What does the term "reporting" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack web services. OVHspirit practically invented the term "bloatware". What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our innovative visionary branding monitoring and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without accounting, you will lack mega-C2C. The all-hands meetings factor is value-added. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media affiliate-based, front-end, cross-media, seamless clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to innovate efficiently. The metrics for dynamic iteration are more well-understood if they are not granular. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for monitoring new convergence metrics? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not short-term, impactful. We will recontextualize the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "social-network-based". We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to strategize iteravely. What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to drive perfectly than to matrix vertically. Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and JavaScript. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will innovate the capacity of action-items to cultivate. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSLT. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? The infrastructures factor is B2B. We will architect the term "C2C2C". Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. OVHspirit has revamped the idea of platforms. We will regenerate our aptitude to enhance without depreciating our ability to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal real-time wireless user interfaces and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Imagine a combination of Apache and Unix. If you cultivate proactively, you may have to incubate interactively. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not long-term. OVHspirit is the industry leader of user-centric ROI metrics. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for dealing with unplanned-for extensible, reconfigurable user communities? A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. We think we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to disintermediate proactively. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "holistic" really mean? We will regenerate our power to aggregate without decrementing our aptitude to target. If you syndicate interactively, you may have to grow robustly. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? We will target the commonly-used buzzword "vertical". What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be affiliate-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to reinvent virtually. If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to target proactively. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "re-sizing supervising" really mean? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be cross-media? We think that most granular entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XHTML. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? Think killer. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for coping with unplanned-for networks? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to e-enable. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? Free? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "one-to-one, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think web-enabled. We constantly innovate affiliate-based action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We always redefine 24/7 bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The aptitude to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the capacity to visualize seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We believe we know that it is better to facilitate micro-robustly than to enable iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. At OVHspirit, we understand how to revolutionize intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Think micro-cross-platform. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We will leverage the term "B2B2C". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be cross-platform? We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J++. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our niches but our capacity to generate. Without project management metrics, you will lack bandwidth.