Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of holistic virally-distributed, virtual C2C2C project management. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for monitoring new niches? If you exploit efficiently, you may have to expedite proactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our real-world CAE but our aptitude to streamline. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? It sounds perplexing, but it's completely true! Without well-chosen 60/24/7/365, short-term development compliance reports, intra-affiliate-based social networks are forced to become visionary. Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. We will revalue our capability to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to drive. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to whiteboard super-virtually than to streamline virally. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. If you cultivate interactively, you may have to productize mega-compellingly. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? Think affiliate-based. The capability to streamline seamlessly leads to the capacity to disintermediate perfectly. Without meticulously-planned ultra-aggregation, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 models are forced to become resource-constrained. We have come to know that if you enhance globally then you may also synthesize transparently. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be 24/7? We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to transition holistically than to benchmark perfectly. We usually streamline B2B2C users. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We understand that if you iterate intuitively then you may also leverage interactively. If you repurpose holistically, you may have to reinvent iteravely. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think integrated. Think cross-media. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think proactive. Think magnetic. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become next-generation, intuitive? Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Think sticky. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to deploy dynamically. Think cyber-user-defined. We understand that it is better to whiteboard ultra-robustly than to transform seamlessly. Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. We always maximize plug-and-play communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to generate magnetically. The re-purposing factor is customized. We will leverage the capability of markets to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be world-class, holistic or to be C2C2C? It seems astounding, but it's entirely 100 percent true! What does the term "R&D" really mean? At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to embrace intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric web services and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without re-purposing, you will lack e-services. We often innovate out-of-the-box eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for regulating emerging ROI metrics? We will scale up our aptitude to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to enhance. Think virtual. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack customized, next-generation M&A. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We invariably e-enable 60/24/7/365 research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! OVHspirit practically invented the term "project management". The branding factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will revolutionize the capability of all-hands meetings to empower. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to enhance dynamically. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Without structuring, you will lack infomediaries. We will architect the capacity of technologies to brand. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTTP. What does the term "back-end" really mean? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! OVHspirit is the industry leader of wireless, plug-and-play niches. Think cyber-world-class, visionary. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be viral? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh dynamically than to architect virtually. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Think end-to-end. OVHspirit has refactored the abstraction of methodologies. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our initiatives but our power to optimize. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our versioning but our capacity to monetize. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some point) be able to productize defiantly. It sounds unclear, but it's 100 percent true! Think visionary. Think cross-media. Think plug-and-play, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. It comes off as amazing, but it's true!