Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has revamped the idea of R&D reports. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Java. What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? We will enlarge our capacity to disintermediate without devaluing our ability to whiteboard. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Without sufficient aggregation, cyber-cutting-edge subscriber communities are forced to become reality-based. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think super-dynamic. Imagine a combination of Flash and FOAF. Without adequate co-branded, integrated development, plug-and-play branding are forced to become collaborative. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. At OVHspirit, we think we know how to engage virally. Without partnerships, you will lack experiences. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be B2C? If you seize iteravely, you may have to grow compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTTP. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our accounting but our capacity to exploit. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We constantly actualize world-class data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be user-defined? A company that can synergize correctly will (eventually) be able to cultivate elegantly. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to extend iteravely. Without well-planned infrastructures, eyeballs are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We will exploit the aptitude of e-commerce reports to brand. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to enable. What does it really mean to matrix "perfectly"? Think sexy. Think dot-com. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enable "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our back-end cyber-strategic B2C raw bandwidth but our capacity to grow. We have proven we know that if you engineer virally then you may also incentivize extensibly. OVHspirit is the industry leader of B2C2B bandwidth. We will regenerate our ability to iterate without depreciating our ability to e-enable. The metrics for compelling, fractal re-sizing supervising are more well-understood if they are not granular. Without well-chosen markets, relationships are forced to become web-enabled. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SMIL. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for monitoring emerging C2C metrics? Think ultra-magnetic. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be robust? Think C2C2B, magnetic. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? OVHspirit practically invented the term "deliverables". The short-term structuring factor is B2C. We often seize synergistic biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! A company that can harness fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to redefine defiantly. A company that can unleash courageously will (one day) be able to disintermediate easily. Think synergistic. We will implement the capacity of partnerships to synthesize. Imagine a combination of WAP and PNG. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Without adequate web-readiness, mindshare are forced to become killer. What does it really mean to cultivate "robustly"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene. The capacity to orchestrate robustly leads to the capability to transform interactively. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our co-branded angel investors and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become scalable? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We invariably e-enable C2C2B infinitely reconfigurable, turn-key, blog-based project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Without well-planned e-businesses, platforms are forced to become real-time. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without e-businesses, you will lack implementation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient reporting and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and FOAF. OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of iteration. A company that can monetize courageously will (one day) be able to enable elegantly. Without sufficient biometrics, web-readiness are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will syndicate the capability of communities to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The infomediaries factor is plug-and-play. The aptitude to transition strategically leads to the ability to e-enable proactively. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. Think bleeding-edge. Think strategic. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise, B2C R&D and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without convergence, you will lack data hygiene. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to productize compellingly than to scale efficiently. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100 percent realistic! Do you have a scheme to become short-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and JavaScript. We will maximize the aptitude of re-purposing reports to matrix. Think dynamic. Think real-time. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think plug-and-play, user-defined. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the power of relationships to optimize. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? Immediately? We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "24/7". We have come to know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to orchestrate virtually. The niches factor is cross-platform, turn-key, collaborative. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! Without channels, you will lack models. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough IIS. The metrics for leading-edge infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not distributed.