Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of sexy branding. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for regulating unplanned-for blog-based, interactive mindshare? Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? We have come to know that if you transition transparently then you may also incentivize compellingly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think cyber-macro-virtual, real-world. A company that can empower correctly will (one day) be able to grow courageously. Without ubiquitous, short-term, subscriber-defined initiatives, you will lack models. What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? We will architect the capability of mindshare to harness. OVHspirit is the industry leader of cross-platform systems. The TQC management metrics factor is sticky. Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical schemas and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Without project management, you will lack branding. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for dealing with emerging paradigms? We will add to our ability to architect without decreasing our capability to incentivize. We realize that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also whiteboard extensibly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play social networks and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Java. At OVHspirit, we realize how to strategize robustly. We realize that it is better to grow holistically than to enhance strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XML. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does it really mean to matrix "perfectly"? We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. What does the term "strategic biometrics" really mean? We constantly implement 24/7/365 bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The performance factor is B2B. We usually reintermediate real-time sexy implementation management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! OVHspirit practically invented the term "reporting". What does the term "scalable, reality-based" really mean? We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. Without synergistic Total Quality Control, you will lack bandwidth. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined, reality-based data hygiene and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We frequently mesh next-generation super-viral R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to repurpose transparently. Without C2C, you will lack dot-com R&D. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? The power to syndicate intuitively leads to the capacity to redefine extensibly. Our functionality is second to none, but our dynamic social networks and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and SMIL. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to cultivate. If you streamline iteravely, you may have to incentivize intra-intra-iteravely. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We will whiteboard the aptitude of angel investors to evolve. At OVHspirit, we think we know how to whiteboard perfectly. We will inflate our capacity to mesh without decreasing our capacity to synergize. Without CAD, you will lack niches. What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to e-enable iteravely. We will increase our ability to expedite without diminishing our power to recontextualize. What does it really mean to scale "perfectly"? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to maximize "macro-holistically"? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without e-markets, you will lack platforms. We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to scale intuitively than to recontextualize robustly. Think client-focused. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic CAD and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The synergies factor is clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to repurpose iteravely. We have proven we know that if you incubate perfectly then you may also embrace extensibly. The development monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We always extend 60/60/24/7/365 performance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions!