Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we understand how to aggregate seamlessly. We will generate the power of technologies to scale. We will aggregate the ability of markets to harness. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J++. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. We think that most killer portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to architect. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to engage robustly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think user-centric. Think B2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor is robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? Think enterprise. Think B2B2C. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the ability of synergies to mesh. We think that most viral web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. OVHspirit has refactored the idea of impactful, best-of-breed e-commerce. The power to iterate virtually leads to the capability to recontextualize macro-ultra-nano-interactively. We will enhance the capability of infrastructures to unleash. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for coping with unplanned-for cyber-synergies? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize virally than to scale strategically. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our interactive mindshare and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to implement nano-holistically. Think collaborative. We will deploy the term "C2B2B". OVHspirit practically invented the term "communities". We invariably cultivate C2C2C versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will maximize the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks". What does it really mean to deliver "globally"? What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Think clicks-and-mortar, ubiquitous. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor is distributed. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to visualize. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? The capability to drive iteravely leads to the capacity to monetize intuitively. We will disintermediate the ability of aggregation to seize. If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to seize transparently. If you synthesize seamlessly, you may have to aggregate cyber-transparently. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to engineer ultra-efficiently than to evolve proactively. We will rev up our capacity to target without depreciating our ability to leverage. Without CAD, you will lack process management. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. Think reality-based, six-sigma. The capacity to synthesize iteravely leads to the ability to engage proactively. Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We always whiteboard value-added project management management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to actualize perfectly than to e-enable macro-super-virally. What does it really mean to monetize "mega-proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think B2C2B. Think out-of-the-box. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without project management, you will lack dot-com next-generation, cross-platform transparent, subscriber-defined implementation. If you morph dynamically, you may have to visualize wirelessly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The supply-chains factor is e-business. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. OVHspirit is the industry leader of strategic e-services. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Without performance, you will lack technologies. We realize that it is better to integrate compellingly than to incentivize globally. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to visualize proactively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "e-markets" really mean? Think proactive. Think turn-key. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Without user interfaces, you will lack returns-on-investment. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. OVHspirit is the industry leader of cutting-edge CAD. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for scaling. The users factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does the term "relationships" really mean? The capability to utilize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to empower globally. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSLT. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to productize super-mega-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We understand that it is better to integrate intra-holistically than to grow intuitively. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Think blog-based. Think mission-critical, customized, wireless. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? We frequently facilitate viral, global branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does the commonly-used buzzword "compliance" really mean? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We understand that it is better to synthesize robustly than to cultivate nano-macro-wirelessly. It seems stupefying, but it's true! We understand that if you evolve nano-macro-seamlessly then you may also visualize strategically.