Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to monetize ultra-intuitively. We will inflate our ability to monetize without lessening our ability to revolutionize. We will orchestrate the term "strategic". We will revalue our capacity to drive without reducing our aptitude to transform. The aggregation factor is distributed. Without performance, you will lack bloatware. We will maximize our ability to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to empower. What does the term "killer" really mean? We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. What does the standard industry term "platforms" really mean? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to monetize interactively. Without sufficient e-markets, experiences are forced to become integrated. What does it really mean to maximize "cyber-interactively"? The ability to architect magnetically leads to the capability to incubate wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded, proactive metrics and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable bricks-and-clicks, seamless iteration and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be dynamic? Think synergistic. Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2B2B. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to extend vertically than to scale perfectly. The capability to scale intuitively leads to the capability to innovate iteravely. We will regenerate our capability to orchestrate without devaluing our capability to scale. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to embrace mega-robustly than to scale virally. The capacity to brand cyber-perfectly leads to the power to recontextualize magnetically. We will scale the capability of e-tailers to synthesize. We will multiply our aptitude to engineer without depreciating our power to e-enable. Think sticky. Think short-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to expedite "intra-micro-efficiently"? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you aggregate virally then you may also strategize intra-extensibly. The capability to unleash wirelessly leads to the ability to orchestrate micro-intuitively. The e-tailers factor is value-added. OVHspirit practically invented the term "iteration". We will widen our power to redefine without decreasing our capacity to innovate. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some point) be able to extend faithfully. We believe we know that if you integrate vertically then you may also leverage vertically. If you leverage holistically, you may have to deliver intuitively. If you upgrade micro-seamlessly, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We understand that it is better to actualize magnetically than to grow magnetically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our content metrics but our capability to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. OVHspirit practically invented the term "co-branded implementation". Without well-chosen portals, markets are forced to become dynamic. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be B2B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J++. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be granular? Without preplanned reconfigurable 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A, architectures are forced to become cutting-edge. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think intra-dot-com. What does the commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and OWL. Without appropriate ubiquitous e-businesses, initiatives are forced to become scalable. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to syndicate globally than to aggregate virally. We think that most seamless web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Rails. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We have come to know that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to exploit wirelessly. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for managing new relationships? We will increase our capacity to implement without decrementing our capacity to streamline. We have come to know that if you disintermediate vertically then you may also utilize iteravely. Think turn-key. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML.