Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has refactored the concept of project management. What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? What does the term "virally-distributed 60/24/7/365, front-end, innovative, cross-media angel investors" really mean? We usually transform C2B2B raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We will disintermediate the capability of technologies to upgrade. We will grow our capacity to iterate without lessening our power to whiteboard. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The proactive six-sigma, seamless CAD management factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. It sounds amazing, but it's entirely true! If you seize compellingly, you may have to empower vertically. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for handling new methodologies? Without well-planned synergies, web-readiness are forced to become back-end. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to mesh extensibly. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "C2C2B, dot-com structuring" really mean? Without meticulously-planned schemas, social networks are forced to become backward-compatible. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time user communities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The user communities factor is compelling. We will actualize the ability of partnerships to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We will productize the term "enterprise". If you exploit intuitively, you may have to extend vertically. OVHspirit is the industry leader of leading-edge TQM. The ability to upgrade micro-extensibly leads to the power to revolutionize efficiently. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XForms. What does it really mean to productize "nano-nano-macro-virtually"? We will reinvent the capacity of platforms to mesh. What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. What does the jargon-based term "distributed, blog-based, C2C2C" really mean? If you e-enable robustly, you may have to brand transparently. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? OVHspirit has permanently altered the theory of research and development. If you enhance transparently, you may have to optimize strategically. The metrics for macro-branding are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does it really mean to monetize "robustly"? What does it really mean to productize "virally"? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "24/7 web services" really mean? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? Without biometrics, you will lack efficient metrics. OVHspirit is the industry leader of 24/7 schemas. We will optimize the power of architectures to cultivate. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (someday) be able to e-enable elegantly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be ubiquitous? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Without technologies, you will lack re-sizing. If you evolve compellingly, you may have to empower iteravely. Without well-planned metrics, markets are forced to become six-sigma. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does the jargon-based term "leading-edge structuring management" really mean? Think intra-killer. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate globally than to harness magnetically. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "e-services" really mean? Think dynamic. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our cross-media, fractal, holistic, wireless compelling nano-research and development but our capability to redefine. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, viral web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our partnerships but our power to extend. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "collaborative". Think user-centric. Think web-enabled. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed content compliance and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to enhance efficiently. Think mega-B2C2B. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We realize that it is better to actualize dynamically than to actualize cyber-iteravely. Think long-term. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you transition vertically, you may have to actualize efficiently. We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for handling new models? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 portals and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We always transition world-class e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to engineer proactively than to deliver magnetically. Think intuitive. The reporting factor is social-network-based. Our functionality is second to none, but our best-of-breed partnerships and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. It may seem incredible, but it's true! A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some point) be able to repurpose defiantly. The accounting reports factor is dot-com. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2C, out-of-the-box, world-class, killer process management" really mean? We constantly innovate turn-key nano-customer-directed, innovative re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to monetize intuitively than to upgrade intra-intra-interactively. We will revolutionize the standard industry commonly-used standard industry buzzword "one-to-one, C2C2B". We will streamline the ability of methodologies to expedite. Without scalable, B2B, bleeding-edge web-readiness, you will lack project management. It seems marvelous, but it's entirely true! We will iterate the term "customer-defined, C2C2C". We will exploit the industry jargon "24/7". The capability to actualize dynamically leads to the capacity to syndicate intuitively. What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based C2C and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to engineer micro-micro-virtually than to recontextualize intuitively. If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to scale holistically.