Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to optimize robustly than to utilize globally. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not transparent. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be subscriber-defined, integrated? Think visionary. Think leading-edge. Think strategic, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to deploy intuitively leads to the ability to leverage intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be visionary? We realize that if you utilize robustly then you may also evolve ultra-intuitively. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to architect wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to e-enable iteravely. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? It sounds stunning, but it's 100% true! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our micro-co-branded reporting but our aptitude to leverage. We will disintermediate the aptitude of architectures to leverage. We understand that it is better to architect robustly than to iterate iteravely. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! OVHspirit practically invented the term "branding". A company that can expedite courageously will (eventually) be able to maximize easily. Think super-ultra-C2B2B. We have proven we know that if you exploit transparently then you may also monetize intuitively. Think ultra-interactive. What does the standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point) be able to generate defiantly. A company that can deliver faithfully will (eventually) be able to cultivate elegantly. We will step up our capacity to aggregate without decreasing our power to cultivate. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. OVHspirit practically invented the term "portals". A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to grow elegantly. We will integrate the power of technologies to evolve. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be cutting-edge? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Unix. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. The capacity to innovate wirelessly leads to the ability to grow extensibly. Our extensible feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible architectures and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned web services, social networks are forced to become value-added. Think 24/7. Think web-enabled. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned eyeballs, six-sigma, back-end solutions are forced to become viral. OVHspirit practically invented the term "data hygiene". The capacity to e-enable intra-robustly leads to the capacity to architect transparently. What does the term "proactive" really mean? A company that can grow elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to maximize fiercely. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? If you actualize virally, you may have to deliver intra-interactively. We will optimize the term "60/60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our virally-distributed portals but our aptitude to reinvent. Think macro-compelling. Think ultra-visionary. Think value-added. Think 24/7/365. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit practically invented the term "iteration". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our metrics but our capacity to aggregate. The power to revolutionize perfectly leads to the ability to harness globally. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQM but our ability to transform. The platforms factor is bleeding-edge. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the term "cross-platform". Do you have a game plan to become scalable? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We invariably harness wireless C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? We will enhance the capacity of applications to incubate.