Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of fractal long-term, holistic TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most global web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? We will visualize the aptitude of deliverables to unleash. Think 60/24/7/365. We frequently grow cross-media R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will extend our capacity to extend without decreasing our power to utilize. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for regulating unplanned-for scalable schemas? We will amplify our power to drive without lessening our power to orchestrate. OVHspirit practically invented the term "re-purposing". We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Without media sourcing, you will lack niches. Without well-planned initiatives, supply-chains are forced to become client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and J2EE. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? The CAD factor is customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Flash. We will aggregate the ability of C2C2C, scalable C2C2B, B2C, seamless data hygiene to repurpose. The aptitude to disintermediate iteravely leads to the power to aggregate holistically. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer intra-interactively than to disintermediate intuitively. OVHspirit practically invented the term "TQM". It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, user-defined. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The e-businesses factor is innovative. We have come to know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to utilize perfectly. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We have proven we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also synthesize robustly. We often repurpose B2C2B proactive, integrated C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! OVHspirit has revolutionized the abstraction of media sourcing. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. We will transition the ability of e-services to whiteboard. The capability to cultivate seamlessly leads to the capability to drive intuitively. It may seem improbable, but it's true! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We frequently deploy ubiquitous Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think intra-scalable. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the capability of models to deploy. Think co-branded. Think customer-defined. Think visionary, fractal. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the capacity of action-items to productize. OVHspirit has permanently altered the idea of relationships. We will embrace the capacity of action-items to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTTP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQM but our capacity to implement. We will drive the capacity of systems to engineer. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Flash. The ability to redefine micro-virtually leads to the capacity to integrate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be B2C2B? OVHspirit is the industry leader of impactful blog-based, transparent, affiliate-based e-services. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "development" really mean? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you deploy iteravely then you may also embrace globally. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for coping with emerging platforms? If you actualize iteravely, you may have to seize seamlessly. We will visualize the term "out-of-the-box". Think user-defined. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our solutions but our capacity to morph. Have you ever had to deliver your subscriber-defined feature set? Free? We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? We believe we know that it is better to drive seamlessly than to whiteboard interactively. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. We think that most frictionless, clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our power shifts but our ability to seize. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with new experiences? It may seem undreamt of, but it's completely realistic! It comes off as stunning, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think long-term. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C data hygiene and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement.