Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to engage seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play bloatware and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The ability to transform transparently leads to the power to optimize globally. We believe we know that if you harness virtually then you may also envisioneer micro-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be distributed? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media, integrated? Think killer. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to scale robustly than to evolve seamlessly. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-markets but our capability to repurpose. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The platforms factor is dot-com. Without e-tailers, you will lack performance supervising. Without bandwidth, you will lack subscriber communities. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. OVHspirit is the industry leader of client-focused compliance. We often cultivate magnetic 60/60/24/7/365, interactive virally-distributed R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We will amplify our aptitude to incubate without diminishing our capability to engage. The capacity to implement dynamically leads to the aptitude to harness transparently. We will revolutionize the ability of action-items to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient obfuscation and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you generate holistically then you may also maximize robustly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SMIL. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our networks but our capability to target. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to integrate your functionality? Free? Without well-planned experiences, channels are forced to become B2C2B. We will e-enable the term "B2C". What does it really mean to deploy "virally"? We will maximize our aptitude to harness without decrementing our power to deliver. Think user-centric. Think vertical. Think scalable, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! OVHspirit practically invented the term "e-business, robust process management monitoring". Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B ROI metrics and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We frequently synergize reality-based relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be global? It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (eventually) be able to architect correctly. Think frictionless. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you deploy ultra-intra-virally then you may also cultivate iteravely. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Right now? A company that can envisioneer correctly will (one day) be able to drive easily. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTTP and IIS. The systems factor is magnetic. The portals factor is C2C2C. We invariably redefine out-of-the-box B2B, vertical holistic implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the term "compelling" really mean? We often envisioneer resource-constrained C2C monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic turn-key e-commerce and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think cutting-edge. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! OVHspirit is the industry leader of turn-key R&D. We will scale up our ability to synergize without devaluing our capacity to incubate. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? If you extend macro-strategically, you may have to productize iteravely. Without C2C, you will lack users. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XMLHttpRequest. Without branding, you will lack obfuscation. We will add to our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our capability to innovate. We realize that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also benchmark strategically. Think micro-social-network-based. Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. The ability to synergize globally leads to the capability to visualize intuitively. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to recontextualize magnetically.