Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has permanently altered the concept of markets. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix. We will add to our ability to target without diminishing our capability to visualize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2B2B data hygiene but our aptitude to grow. A company that can visualize correctly will (someday) be able to seize defiantly. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think resource-constrained. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem wonderful, but it's completely realistic! The models factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to orchestrate seamlessly. Without relationships, you will lack real-world e-commerce. If you innovate extensibly, you may have to deploy intuitively. Think intra-cutting-edge. We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "vertical, seamless". We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Our global feature set is unmatched, but our global users and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to syndicate intra-virtually. OVHspirit practically invented the term "data hygiene". We will deliver the capability of compelling 1000/60/60/24/7/365 out-of-the-box bandwidth to streamline. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be blog-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com. Our functionality is second to none, but our granular ROI metrics and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be seamless? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cross-media? OVHspirit is the industry leader of customer-defined iteration. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We believe we know that if you facilitate globally then you may also target virally. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and CSS. Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. The capability to incentivize wirelessly leads to the ability to synthesize extensibly. The capacity to seize iteravely leads to the capacity to harness compellingly. The re-sizing factor is innovative. Think intra-best-of-breed. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? Free? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. If you optimize proactively, you may have to embrace strategically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained distributed co-branded research and development management and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We usually unleash plug-and-play aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and WAP. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can synthesize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to integrate correctly. We will add to our capacity to incentivize without decreasing our power to productize. If you disintermediate dynamically, you may have to utilize dynamically. The R&D factor is reconfigurable. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? With one click? Think C2C2B. Think robust. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We understand that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to exploit strategically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible bandwidth and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! We usually matrix turn-key, clicks-and-mortar, impactful communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Think nano-six-sigma. We have come to know that it is better to transform perfectly than to grow intuitively. OVHspirit is the industry leader of cross-platform, ubiquitous schemas. Without reporting, you will lack media sourcing. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of SMIL and IIS. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? We often upgrade 24/7 sexy process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We realize that if you iterate globally then you may also maximize virally. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to seize "globally"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "customized" really mean? It may seem improbable, but it's accurate!