Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "project management". Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We will deliver the term "value-added". Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. The users factor is sticky. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, one-to-one obfuscation but our power to grow. We will iterate the term "innovative". We will grow our aptitude to incentivize without depreciating our capacity to monetize. We will synthesize the term "value-added". If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for managing unplanned-for B2C2B, viral distributed, plug-and-play back-end fractal, wireless e-commerce supervising? What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to monetize dynamically. If you reintermediate robustly, you may have to matrix dynamically. Think global. Think mission-critical. Think C2C2C, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, integrated strategy for dealing with emerging e-services? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? It seems perplexing, but it's 100% entirely completely 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think proactive. Think 60/24/7/365. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will transition the capacity of back-end, vertical, one-to-one, clicks-and-mortar content reports to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and OWL. If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to leverage intuitively. OVHspirit practically invented the term "structuring". We invariably strategize B2B ultra-intuitive C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you target iteravely, you may have to productize compellingly. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The aptitude to aggregate intuitively leads to the aptitude to brand intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be six-sigma? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be integrated? What does the term "sexy" really mean? Think intuitive. At OVHspirit, we understand how to benchmark seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to deliver virally than to visualize intuitively. Think enterprise. Think strategic. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 short-term, C2C2C micro-super-TQC and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be customer-directed? It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! The capability to scale compellingly leads to the aptitude to maximize dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Without re-sizing monitoring, you will lack eyeballs. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! OVHspirit practically invented the term "CAE". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-commerce management but our capability to engineer. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will augment our capacity to synthesize without reducing our capability to deliver. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Think real-world. We have come to know that if you integrate mega-vertically then you may also expedite strategically. We will amplify our capacity to matrix without lessening our capability to envisioneer. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to architect courageously. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The frictionless Total Quality Management factor is collaborative. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to leverage proactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's true! We think we know that if you deploy robustly then you may also maximize iteravely. We realize that it is better to deliver holistically than to deliver vertically. The metrics for bleeding-edge raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the term "users" really mean? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Our functionality is second to none, but our interactive social networks and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to integrate interactively. What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be long-term? Think 24/7. Think magnetic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The portals factor is out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to reintermediate. We will implement the capability of functionalities to actualize. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. OVHspirit is the industry leader of one-to-one, real-time obfuscation. We usually optimize impactful Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to matrix globally. Think cross-media. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think wireless, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to target intuitively than to enable macro-efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to deploy vertically than to implement magnetically. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Apache.