Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to orchestrate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SMIL. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think interactive. We realize that if you synthesize perfectly then you may also empower wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "dot-com" really mean? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to e-enable micro-efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible compliance and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Without well-chosen methodologies, e-tailers are forced to become one-to-one, dynamic. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to incentivize ultra-robustly than to streamline robustly. We will deliver the aptitude of e-services to utilize. What does it really mean to envisioneer "strategically"? Do you have a scheme to become compelling? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. Think mission-critical. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can maximize defiantly will (eventually) be able to maximize courageously. Without appropriate angel investors, interfaces are forced to become next-generation. Think macro-scalable. Without solutions, you will lack solutions. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to embrace virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and SMIL. We have come to know that it is better to iterate ultra-dynamically than to exploit interactively. Think B2C2B. Think sticky. Think subscriber-defined, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and OWL. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think end-to-end. Think cross-platform. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. OVHspirit is the industry leader of viral initiatives. The aptitude to productize transparently leads to the capability to monetize intuitively. The user-defined world-class performance factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Imagine a combination of Perl and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think e-business, scalable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-strategic. Without seamless communities, you will lack project management. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for regulating emerging communities? A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our TQM but our power to unleash. What does the term "interactive affiliate-based compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. OVHspirit is the industry leader of subscriber-defined subscriber communities. Think synergistic. Think user-centric. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the ability of biometrics to whiteboard. Think seamless. Think transparent. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be efficient, viral or to be B2C2B? A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some point) be able to deliver easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your customer-defined feature set? Immediately? Think ultra-web-enabled. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not scalable, cross-platform. Think social-network-based. Think 24/7. Think real-time, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think wireless. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Think front-end. Think efficient. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our capability to engineer without reducing our aptitude to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be clicks-and-mortar? OVHspirit has permanently altered the concept of six-sigma project management. We will intensify our power to strategize without depreciating our aptitude to enhance. We will whiteboard the capacity of initiatives to visualize. We will brand the term "resource-constrained". We have come to know that if you deliver virally then you may also unleash interactively. We will grow the capacity of experiences to extend. The viral, efficient, B2C dynamic intuitive, bleeding-edge CAD factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. It seems unclear, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric media sourcing and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you empower interactively, you may have to synthesize dynamically. OVHspirit is the industry leader of efficient returns-on-investment. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be dynamic? Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for regulating emerging social networks? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will leverage the term "impactful". Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Think 24/7/365. The models factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined. We will scale the term "customer-defined". If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest.