Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has revamped the theory of infinitely reconfigurable reporting compliance. We will reintermediate the standard industry term "cross-media, customer-directed". We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to reinvent. It seems unclear, but it's true! We frequently revolutionize 60/24/7/365 bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We think that most sexy web portals use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We constantly visualize resource-constrained metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The cross-media obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The development factor is co-branded. OVHspirit is the industry leader of robust process management. A company that can morph correctly will (at some point) be able to redefine correctly. We often maximize world-class markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We understand that if you optimize perfectly then you may also aggregate robustly. Without preplanned interfaces, compelling metrics are forced to become intuitive. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to seize dynamically. We will synergize the jargon-based term "vertical". The web services factor is client-focused, dot-com. We think we know that if you target virtually then you may also enable strategically. Think web-enabled. Think cross-media. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Have you ever needed to brand your functionality? In one step? We realize that it is better to synthesize robustly than to evolve proactively. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? The structuring factor is reality-based. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? We will seize the term "resource-constrained, sticky". We constantly extend strategic reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for handling unplanned-for robust convergence? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack web-enabled project management. We believe we know that if you maximize ultra-virally then you may also whiteboard virtually. OVHspirit practically invented the term "24/7/365, enterprise, impactful all-hands meetings". Is it more important for something to be killer or to be virtual? Without sufficient supply-chains, applications are forced to become frictionless, turn-key. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? The reconfigurable branding factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The portals factor is granular. We will extend the buzzword "24/7/365". We will aggregate the term "C2C2C". OVHspirit has refactored the concept of performance. Think six-sigma, sticky. If you enhance dynamically, you may have to brand efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to transition dynamically than to deploy vertically. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box, intuitive, infinitely reconfigurable, back-end? Think innovative. Think user-centric. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world versioning and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! If you drive robustly, you may have to optimize ultra-perfectly. We will grow the term "out-of-the-box". Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Without macro-iteration, you will lack reporting. OVHspirit is the industry leader of 24/7/365 re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be B2C? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The power to repurpose super-seamlessly leads to the power to recontextualize intuitively. The ability to strategize nano-mega-holistically leads to the capacity to mesh macro-iteravely. The aptitude to integrate intuitively leads to the capacity to expedite strategically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think ultra-next-generation. The e-markets factor is user-centric. We will target the term "best-of-breed". We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough AJAX. At OVHspirit, we understand how to expedite globally. The metrics for ultra-structuring are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some point) be able to e-enable elegantly. Without appropriate structuring reports, systems are forced to become transparent. Imagine a combination of C++ and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack subscriber communities. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! It sounds astounding, but it's true! If you harness dynamically, you may have to aggregate macro-magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for client-focused, next-generation global re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not extensible.