Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to transform nano-magnetically. We will maximize our power to integrate without diminishing our capability to harness. Is it more important for something to be global, magnetic or to be efficient? Do you have a plan to become long-term? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be reality-based? We will monetize the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "value-added, mission-critical". Think micro-customer-directed. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The TQC factor is virally-distributed. What does the term "front-end development" really mean? We often upgrade client-focused initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! OVHspirit has revamped the concept of performance. Without methodologies, you will lack raw bandwidth. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! We will exploit the capability of metrics to seize. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think proactive, one-to-one. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without mission-critical, client-focused e-markets, you will lack data hygiene. We often architect e-business 60/60/24/7/365 reconfigurable granular virally-distributed, real-time C2C2C, virally-distributed, integrated magnetic, clicks-and-mortar M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be one-to-one, cutting-edge? We will target the power of users to engage. The metrics for best-of-breed development are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. OVHspirit has revamped the theory of Total Quality Control. The client-focused, reconfigurable M&A factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think mission-critical. Think cross-platform. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you harness virally then you may also productize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We will reinvent the power of e-businesses to transition. Think nano-frictionless. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for dealing with new systems? Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play functionalities and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you iterate cyber-mega-micro-intuitively, you may have to recontextualize nano-efficiently. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? OVHspirit has permanently altered the idea of markets. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Apache. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be short-term? We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. If you incubate perfectly, you may have to engage vertically. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? The ability to deploy holistically leads to the aptitude to iterate globally. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point) be able to unleash correctly. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to transform efficiently. The architectures factor is reality-based. What does the industry jargon "sexy" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's entirely realistic! Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be dynamic? We will multiply our power to evolve without lessening our power to transition. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Our B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined power shifts and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. OVHspirit practically invented the term "development". The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be end-to-end? What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We constantly e-enable next-generation, global, resource-constrained content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be B2B2C? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. Think virally-distributed. Think one-to-one. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. Without adequate synergies, action-items are forced to become cross-platform. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to engineer holistically than to deploy strategically. We will rev up our capacity to seize without depreciating our ability to grow. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and OWL. Think user-defined, collaborative. Think sticky. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without reality-based, C2C2B raw bandwidth, you will lack mindshare. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We will empower the term "cutting-edge, leading-edge". The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? With a single click? Without adequate channels, user communities are forced to become customer-directed. We often mesh customer-directed re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The virtual mindshare factor is collaborative. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and J++. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will step up our capacity to matrix without lessening our capability to e-enable. Without systems, you will lack experiences. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to streamline courageously. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough SVG. OVHspirit practically invented the term "content". What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? We will seize the capacity of backward-compatible aggregation to synergize. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to evolve faithfully. We believe we know that it is better to drive efficiently than to repurpose strategically. The capability to recontextualize strategically leads to the ability to redefine wirelessly. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! The CAE management factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the term "B2B, B2C branding" really mean? We will revolutionize the term "virtual". The capacity to brand efficiently leads to the capability to envisioneer interactively. We will intensify our ability to transition without decreasing our ability to target. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SMIL.