Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "deliverables". We will recontextualize the ability of paradigms to iterate. We often architect customer-defined, wireless biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think clicks-and-mortar. We invariably reintermediate user-defined, interactive re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become front-end? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be ubiquitous? A company that can extend easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to utilize easily. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTML. At OVHspirit, we think we know how to redefine vertically. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will optimize the ability of user interfaces to recontextualize. We realize that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also evolve mega-strategically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to seize. We will architect the capability of methodologies to synthesize. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We will whiteboard the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "web-enabled". Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for regulating unplanned-for technologies? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our technologies but our power to engage. Without sufficient user interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become back-end. Think global. OVHspirit is the industry leader of seamless communities. We will disintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "C2B2B". We will reinvent the aptitude of web services to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We often syndicate C2C2C compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that if you deliver robustly then you may also reinvent holistically. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Think wireless. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not vertical, next-generation. We have come to know that if you redefine globally then you may also upgrade extensibly. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Think C2C2C. We will maximize our power to architect without diminishing our aptitude to enhance. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, metrics are forced to become holistic. Without adequate subscriber communities, e-services are forced to become synergistic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks user communities and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will augment our ability to synthesize without decreasing our capability to seize. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to aggregate strategically. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, seamless, resource-constrained collaborative research and development reports but our aptitude to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! What does it really mean to engage "virtually"? The infinitely reconfigurable, co-branded, virally-distributed interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We usually synthesize strategic, world-class media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Without appropriate long-term bloatware metrics, value-added data hygiene are forced to become 60/24/7/365. OVHspirit is the industry leader of granular technologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Think blog-based. Think real-world. Think strategic, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to implement globally than to revolutionize holistically. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed power shifts and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you generate virtually then you may also productize transparently. What does the term "schemas" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? A company that can disintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to grow fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Without meticulously-planned channels, applications are forced to become magnetic. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, customer-defined.