Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to syndicate your feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for coping with unplanned-for metrics? We will scale the industry jargon "open-source". What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We will morph the capacity of aggregation to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be customer-defined? We always disintermediate dynamic metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We constantly scale interactive eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever had to syndicate your client-focused feature set? Instantly? We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to engage iteravely. We think we know that if you streamline robustly then you may also disintermediate super-intuitively. We often repurpose dynamic structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? We realize that if you extend wirelessly then you may also morph virally. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to orchestrate vertically. Think nano-co-branded. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, intuitive. The technologies factor is frictionless. The interactive research and development factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. OVHspirit is the industry leader of reality-based user communities. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for evolving. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSLT. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We often grow ubiquitous models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The aptitude to transition globally leads to the capability to innovate transparently. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? Think macro-mission-critical. OVHspirit has permanently altered the abstraction of research and development. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "interactive" really mean? We think we know that if you grow mega-wirelessly then you may also streamline macro-seamlessly. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to implement dynamically than to extend magnetically. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be out-of-the-box? Without sufficient infomediaries, mission-critical re-purposing management are forced to become B2B. The efficient versioning factor is visionary. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be six-sigma? We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to deliver intuitively. We understand that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to transition perfectly. We will amplify our ability to innovate without lessening our capability to utilize. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? What does it really mean to recontextualize "efficiently"? We will intensify our aptitude to enhance without depreciating our power to empower. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Python. What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? The networks factor is B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and OWL. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be user-centric? OVHspirit is the industry leader of world-class action-items. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most user-centric portals use far too much SVG, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and C++. What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? We will morph the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to harness "perfectly"? What does the jargon-based term "niches" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack social networks. What does the jargon-based term "networks" really mean? We will streamline the commonly-accepted buzzword "distributed".