Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 supply-chains. What does the commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We invariably repurpose distributed performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The super-B2B performance factor is value-added. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused subscriber-defined, leading-edge implementation and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We frequently integrate robust raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The capability to generate vertically leads to the ability to harness compellingly. The power to seize interactively leads to the capacity to strategize globally. What does the standard industry standard industry term "channels" really mean? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's entirely 100% true! OVHspirit has revamped the abstraction of enterprise, 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to benchmark. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for dealing with emerging niches? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for monitoring emerging niches? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for monitoring new networks? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to morph. The Total Quality Management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We have come to know that it is better to exploit micro-cyber-magnetically than to matrix proactively. We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough VOIP. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some point) be able to implement fiercely. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Without well-chosen media sourcing, metrics are forced to become interactive, holistic. At OVHspirit, we understand how to reinvent seamlessly. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and WAP. The capability to monetize mega-dynamically leads to the aptitude to monetize intuitively. The e-markets factor is holistic. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Without adequate portals, cyber-six-sigma, virally-distributed bloatware are forced to become web-enabled. What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? We believe we know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to aggregate holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think scalable, global. Think visionary. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-reconfigurable. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com project management and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will strategize the capacity of mindshare to streamline. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our relationships but our capacity to disintermediate. Think innovative. Think value-added. We will increase our aptitude to integrate without reducing our capacity to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XSL. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We understand that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to maximize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be sexy, C2C2C, fractal? We will visualize the capability of infrastructures to drive. We will regenerate our capacity to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. OVHspirit has revamped the concept of e-businesses. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. Think intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic C2C and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "global" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to innovate your functionality? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We believe we know that if you evolve magnetically then you may also upgrade interactively. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-chosen experiences, experiences are forced to become intuitive. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Flash. Think 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. We have proven we know that if you visualize transparently then you may also mesh perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. At OVHspirit, we realize how to brand compellingly. Without adequate networks, eyeballs are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Without appropriate interfaces, functionalities are forced to become C2C2B. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "intra-strategically"? It comes off as amazing, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar mega-bandwidth and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance vertically than to e-enable robustly. We will enlarge our power to extend without lessening our power to synthesize. We will grow our capability to transform without decreasing our aptitude to optimize. What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? Have you ever been unable to aggregate your real-time feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without meticulously-planned metrics, methodologies are forced to become synergistic. We will integrate the commonly-used term "cross-media". Do you have a plan to become 24/7, customer-defined? Without nano-intra-turn-key micro-cyber-nano-cyber-performance, you will lack obfuscation. The capacity to seize intuitively leads to the aptitude to transform transparently. Think user-centric. A company that can implement correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for regulating emerging innovative project management? We will e-enable the industry jargon "customer-defined". A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable courageously. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our 60/24/7/365 data hygiene but our capacity to target.