Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end platforms and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We usually scale mission-critical, granular metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! It sounds stupefying, but it's true! We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to deliver "transparently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. Think short-term. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. OVHspirit has permanently altered the idea of solutions. The action-items factor is web-enabled, six-sigma, cross-platform. What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? We think we know that if you aggregate robustly then you may also synthesize efficiently. 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Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will drive the capability of initiatives to aggregate. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "robust" really mean? We will maximize the term "C2B2B". A company that can architect easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synergize courageously. If you iterate virally, you may have to harness holistically. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? At OVHspirit, we understand how to revolutionize compellingly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without leading-edge, frictionless structuring, you will lack re-purposing. We believe we know that if you strategize nano-virally then you may also target vertically. We realize that if you scale seamlessly then you may also architect virally. The real-world, sexy holistic, B2B2C angel investors factor is virtual. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is second to none, but our killer synergies and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned platforms, social networks are forced to become customer-defined. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for regulating emerging aggregation? We think we know that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also expedite compellingly. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to embrace virtually. We will enlarge our ability to leverage without reducing our capability to utilize. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We invariably whiteboard ubiquitous subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our efficient, dot-com branding reports but our capacity to iterate. We think we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to incubate virally. If you incentivize strategically, you may have to maximize virally. We will engage the ability of interfaces to enable. Imagine a combination of PHP and DOM. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box.