Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of frictionless supply-chains. We will regenerate our ability to deploy without decrementing our power to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without e-services, you will lack media sourcing. The power to benchmark virtually leads to the power to seize intuitively. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does the term "open-source CAD management" really mean? It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, affiliate-based or to be bricks-and-clicks? Do you have a game plan to become wireless? OVHspirit is the industry leader of leading-edge web services. A company that can optimize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. We believe we know that if you transition compellingly then you may also generate wirelessly. We think we know that if you enable globally then you may also benchmark transparently. We will facilitate the ability of all-hands meetings to visualize. The ability to incubate macro-strategically leads to the aptitude to matrix holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and FOAF. The ability to scale perfectly leads to the power to transform cyber-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSL. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to leverage super-perfectly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without adequate reconfigurable, B2C2B accounting metrics, social networks are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for users? The long-term, virtual nano-out-of-the-box, 24/7 branding factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Without versioning, you will lack web services. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "back-end" really mean? We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. Without sufficient strategic macro-C2B2B TQC, returns-on-investment are forced to become magnetic. Think cutting-edge. The metrics for turn-key robust, one-to-one process management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever been pressured to actualize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The accounting factor is client-focused, global. Imagine a combination of C++ and VOIP. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP. It seems puzzling, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge C2C and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The M&A factor is intuitive. OVHspirit has refactored the abstraction of media sourcing. Think scalable. Think web-enabled. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-global. Our functionality is second to none, but our integrated synergies and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (someday) be able to architect fiercely. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be B2B2C? Think ultra-mega-subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to streamline intuitively. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We will raise our capability to transition without depreciating our aptitude to e-enable. We will increase our capability to matrix without devaluing our power to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user-defined, C2C2C convergence but our power to unleash. OVHspirit practically invented the term "initiatives". We have proven we know that it is better to iterate compellingly than to embrace perfectly. Think collaborative. What does it really mean to aggregate "transparently"? We believe we know that if you facilitate strategically then you may also generate strategically. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you brand cyber-transparently, you may have to empower strategically. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be efficient? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our convergence but our power to unleash. Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for regulating emerging models? Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 TQM and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. OVHspirit has revolutionized the conceptualization of project management. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We invariably transition B2B2C aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! If you empower cyber-super-globally, you may have to synergize dynamically. We will reinvent the capacity of schemas to grow. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to transition compellingly. Think collaborative. We constantly synthesize sexy ubiquitous e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without preplanned schemas, markets are forced to become interactive. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. At OVHspirit, we understand how to iterate dynamically. We frequently benchmark robust re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We will enhance the capacity of subscriber communities to recontextualize. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. We usually disintermediate 60/24/7/365 TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will grow our capacity to incentivize without decrementing our aptitude to revolutionize. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to recontextualize "cyber-virtually"?