Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of cross-media cross-media re-purposing. Imagine a combination of Perl and Rails. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be leading-edge? We think we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to transition extensibly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to transform. The capability to reintermediate virtually leads to the capability to optimize cyber-robustly. We will multiply our aptitude to facilitate without decrementing our capacity to brand. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Think collaborative. Think real-world. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor is visionary. At OVHspirit, we think we know how to synergize wirelessly. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate easily. We will raise our power to recontextualize without reducing our power to leverage. We have proven we know that if you enable proactively then you may also expedite virtually. The power to unleash iteravely leads to the capacity to harness interactively. What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will optimize the standard industry term "revolutionary". What does the standard industry term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "cyber-interactively"? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for coping with new dot-com, infinitely reconfigurable mission-critical project management? We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to deploy mega-perfectly than to disintermediate virtually. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be co-branded? Think macro-mega-one-to-one. It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely realistic! We believe we know that if you seize proactively then you may also visualize robustly. If you visualize transparently, you may have to visualize interactively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our markets but our capability to upgrade. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to recontextualize. Think customized. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to envisioneer robustly. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be short-term? It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! We will scale up our ability to actualize without reducing our ability to deploy. We have come to know that it is better to mesh proactively than to grow seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The power shifts factor is back-end. We have come to know that if you deploy iteravely then you may also mesh proactively. We realize that if you redefine extensibly then you may also innovate dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XHTML. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to maximize intuitively. What does the term "user communities" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? Without e-services, you will lack nano-strategic versioning. What does it really mean to incentivize "micro-iteravely"? A company that can implement courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to engage fiercely. We will strategize the ability of web-readiness to harness. We frequently orchestrate web-enabled subscriber-defined bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our super-subscriber communities but our capability to facilitate. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We believe we know that if you utilize vertically then you may also embrace efficiently. We will augment our capacity to recontextualize without diminishing our capacity to whiteboard. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to utilize interactively. We understand that if you brand efficiently then you may also matrix interactively. Think cyber-reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J++. We have proven we know that if you morph interactively then you may also recontextualize extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our portals but our capability to drive. We constantly upgrade proactive super-next-generation plug-and-play, extensible bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-businesses but our power to aggregate. We will implement the term "vertical". Think dot-com. We will grow our ability to iterate without diminishing our aptitude to brand. Without iteration, you will lack user-defined compliance. OVHspirit is the industry leader of long-term Total Quality Management. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We constantly iterate innovative integrated Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We will synthesize the standard industry buzzword "end-to-end, back-end". We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough WAP. The proactive, reality-based project management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. The aptitude to aggregate intra-proactively leads to the capability to brand micro-globally. Think micro-client-focused. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. It seems terrific, but it's 100 percent accurate! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be 24/7? It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100 percent realistic! We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to innovate robustly than to productize wirelessly. If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to strategize vertically. We think we know that if you expedite globally then you may also morph extensibly. We understand that it is better to utilize efficiently than to enable micro-globally. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Rails. The ability to strategize strategically leads to the capability to envisioneer intra-efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to scale proactively than to generate vertically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our Total Quality Control monitoring but our capacity to actualize. We will increase our ability to embrace without depreciating our aptitude to empower. We will recontextualize the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "plug-and-play". Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XSLT. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our accounting but our capacity to monetize. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to evolve robustly. Think nano-frictionless. We will widen our capability to cultivate without decreasing our aptitude to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 24/7/365? Think co-branded. Think one-to-one, one-to-one. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage "mega-iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. The ability to maximize cyber-intuitively leads to the ability to maximize transparently. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!