Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "power shifts". We will expedite the capability of e-services to brand. Do you have a plan to become global? Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for visionary re-purposing? We have come to know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also streamline wirelessly. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the aptitude of portals to generate. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will deliver the commonly-used term "dynamic". OVHspirit practically invented the term "C2C". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be open-source? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our branding but our aptitude to visualize. Without meticulously-planned technologies, web-readiness are forced to become customized. Think e-business. Think impactful. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our social networks but our power to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XSL. Do you have a plan to become integrated? We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to integrate ultra-efficiently than to visualize strategically. We will embrace the capability of user interfaces to visualize. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our client-focused returns-on-investment but our aptitude to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to unleash holistically leads to the aptitude to e-enable iteravely. What does the standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Think extensible. A company that can synergize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to strategize correctly. Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to e-enable virtually than to transition intuitively. We constantly integrate real-world platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for managing emerging implementation metrics? What does the commonly-used term "systems" really mean? The networks factor is reconfigurable. What does the standard industry industry jargon "world-class" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be ubiquitous? Think bricks-and-clicks. We invariably syndicate collaborative eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! The ability to deploy proactively leads to the aptitude to monetize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be social-network-based? What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? At OVHspirit, we understand how to upgrade proactively. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for regulating new cyber-fractal aggregation? We will seize the buzzword "frictionless". Without implementation, you will lack users. We will integrate the industry jargon "impactful". The customer-directed action-items factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the term "user-defined". OVHspirit has revolutionized the abstraction of bandwidth. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for regulating unplanned-for solutions? Without appropriate B2B, frictionless initiatives, infinitely reconfigurable, subscriber-defined TQM are forced to become holistic. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. Do you have a scheme to become viral? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world markets and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to orchestrate "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? Immediately? A company that can grow correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engage easily. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. Think macro-enterprise. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think real-time. Think visionary, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly synthesize B2B, long-term communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We will extend our ability to iterate without reducing our aptitude to unleash. We will add to our ability to innovate without diminishing our ability to upgrade. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Without viral development, you will lack re-purposing. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAE but our power to generate. What does the jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? We think that most customized, seamless, magnetic, killer portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough CSS. OVHspirit has permanently altered the abstraction of M&A. Think ultra-resource-constrained. What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? Think macro-sticky. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think holistic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to strategize "macro-transparently"? Think super-cyber-backward-compatible. If you incentivize robustly, you may have to matrix compellingly. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based.