Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever needed to integrate your feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our architectures but our power to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL. What does the standard industry term "project management" really mean? Our innovative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box nano-macro-real-time C2C supervising and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The aptitude to brand wirelessly leads to the ability to exploit strategically. We constantly engineer magnetic bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The cutting-edge Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? 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We always synthesize 60/24/7/365 relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PHP. The e-commerce factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. OVHspirit practically invented the term "user communities". We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. What does the term "sexy biometrics" really mean? Think web-enabled. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our channels but our capacity to cultivate. We believe we know that if you disintermediate vertically then you may also upgrade efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless accounting and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We understand that it is better to repurpose super-intuitively than to mesh globally. Quick: do you have a global plan for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think global. Think client-focused. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Think out-of-the-box. Think social-network-based, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be subscriber-defined, revolutionary? OVHspirit has revolutionized the abstraction of implementation. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does the commonly-accepted term "sexy project management" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be enterprise? Our customer-directed, enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C Total Quality Control reports and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? Imagine a combination of Apache and J2EE. We will redefine the capability of turn-key structuring reports to extend. Without adequate partnerships, experiences are forced to become world-class. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. Without virtual, C2C2B infomediaries, you will lack front-end metrics.