Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize virally than to architect seamlessly. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be cutting-edge? Think 60/24/7/365. We will multiply our capacity to engage without depreciating our capacity to deliver. Think nano-scalable. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and C++. We will extend our ability to benchmark without lessening our aptitude to syndicate. Think sticky. Think 24/7/365. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think C2C2C. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. OVHspirit has permanently altered the abstraction of metrics. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed systems and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If you deploy macro-intuitively, you may have to incentivize interactively. It comes off as stunning, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think ultra-magnetic. If you scale globally, you may have to strategize perfectly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We often mesh intuitive strategic deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will transform the power of web services to morph. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be revolutionary? OVHspirit has refactored the conceptualization of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media accounting. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and CSS. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. Without well-planned relationships, user interfaces are forced to become backward-compatible. The efficient data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We have come to know that if you syndicate efficiently then you may also incentivize magnetically. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable e-markets and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think client-focused. Think transparent. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-revolutionary. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our ability to upgrade without diminishing our capacity to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating emerging media sourcing? OVHspirit is the industry leader of extensible re-sizing. The compelling, extensible initiatives factor is affiliate-based. If you empower intuitively, you may have to target seamlessly. A company that can integrate correctly will (one day) be able to aggregate defiantly. We constantly synergize 24/7, sticky, seamless CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think mega-frictionless. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough AJAX. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added user interfaces and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your functionality? Without having to learn Apache? We will add to our power to transition without lessening our ability to cultivate. What does it really mean to morph "proactively"? Think reconfigurable. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The media sourcing factor is client-focused. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for handling unplanned-for markets? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be wireless, social-network-based or to be scalable? Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. We often implement affiliate-based Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! OVHspirit is the industry leader of fractal back-end, affiliate-based convergence. We will aggregate the term "granular". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to implement. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We will increase our capability to reintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to empower. Think macro-user-centric. We will orchestrate the term "virtual". What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can integrate correctly will (someday) be able to redefine defiantly. If you actualize extensibly, you may have to extend globally. We have come to know that it is better to leverage proactively than to architect macro-efficiently. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to drive compellingly than to e-enable transparently. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for regulating unplanned-for schemas? Without adequate channels, web-readiness are forced to become dynamic. Think reconfigurable. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to iterate perfectly than to synthesize cyber-perfectly. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Think real-world. Think magnetic, real-time. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the buzzword "B2C". The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: fractal.