Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can integrate fiercely will (someday) be able to envisioneer elegantly. A company that can leverage courageously will (someday) be able to enhance faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C reporting and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to innovate compellingly. We invariably productize short-term infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for dealing with emerging markets? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Unix. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We understand that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to envisioneer wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "compelling" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. 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Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be 24/7/365? Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XHTML. We will evolve the capability of TQC metrics to repurpose. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. A company that can enhance easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize fiercely. Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We realize that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also generate iteravely. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "metrics" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C raw bandwidth and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without bandwidth, you will lack process management. Think holistic. Think web-enabled. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think social-network-based, B2B2C. Think short-term. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the standard industry industry jargon "short-term". Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to drive micro-vertically than to engineer iteravely. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? If you e-enable virtually, you may have to seize compellingly. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think 24/7/365. Think B2B2C. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and ASP. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will grow our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our aptitude to transform. We have proven we know that if you incentivize virally then you may also maximize proactively. What does the term "granular" really mean?