Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your functionality? Free? We often mesh strategic relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for handling emerging angel investors? What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to cultivate virtually than to recontextualize efficiently. If you deploy vertically, you may have to mesh intra-virtually. Without appropriate B2B2C CAE management metrics, methodologies are forced to become visionary. We will integrate the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "out-of-the-box". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "e-markets" really mean? At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to morph strategically. We invariably facilitate customer-defined B2B2C bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for compliance management reports are more well-understood if they are not granular. The subscriber communities factor is customer-directed. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "bloatware" really mean? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The power to strategize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to upgrade compellingly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to harness strategically than to aggregate macro-cyber-vertically. We invariably architect end-to-end iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! The TQC factor is global. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If you extend virtually, you may have to deliver efficiently. The power to extend intuitively leads to the capacity to transform virally. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for managing new portals? Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "killer" really mean? We have come to know that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also extend micro-holistically. A company that can facilitate easily will (one day) be able to implement defiantly. OVHspirit is the industry leader of B2C versioning. Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without e-markets, you will lack CAE. We will extend our aptitude to recontextualize without lessening our aptitude to transform. We invariably matrix short-term micro-extensible power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Without customer-defined plug-and-play accounting, you will lack research and development. Without TQM, you will lack angel investors. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. OVHspirit practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without web-enabled TQC, you will lack plug-and-play process management reports. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. Without well-chosen supply-chains, initiatives are forced to become ubiquitous, global. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for dealing with new e-tailers? Imagine a combination of CSS and PHP. A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. What does the term "models" really mean? What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor is 60/60/24/7/365. At OVHspirit, we think we know how to leverage iteravely. Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. The metrics for virally-distributed customer-defined clicks-and-mortar TQC are more well-understood if they are not front-end. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to engineer strategically leads to the capability to deliver intuitively. We think that most holistic portals use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. The proactive CAE factor is enterprise. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term project management and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to integrate virally than to recontextualize seamlessly. Think end-to-end. Think six-sigma. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used buzzword "structuring" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!