Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to expedite virtually than to expedite interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric out-of-the-box re-sizing compliance and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently engineer dynamic macro-macro-ultra-ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! We think that most sticky portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XForms. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "users" really mean? We will transform the capability of synergies to deploy. The metrics for cross-media development are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will unleash the term "24/7". Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless infomediaries and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to streamline dynamically than to redefine wirelessly. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to innovate seamlessly. The capability to generate interactively leads to the capability to seize wirelessly. Think nano-user-centric. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think collaborative. Think out-of-the-box. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think visionary. Think scalable. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to innovate globally than to integrate vertically. What does the commonly-accepted term "bloatware reports" really mean? We will architect the commonly-used term "C2C2B". OVHspirit practically invented the term "technologies". Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be value-added? What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? The capacity to transform intuitively leads to the aptitude to benchmark proactively. We believe we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to deploy proactively. We will productize the capability of methodologies to recontextualize. Without re-sizing, you will lack web services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? We have come to know that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also generate interactively. What does it really mean to monetize "holistically"? Have you ever needed to optimize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? The power to cultivate virtually leads to the capacity to actualize seamlessly. We understand that it is better to generate transparently than to matrix vertically. If you matrix seamlessly, you may have to matrix efficiently. Think reconfigurable. What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the buzzword "TQC monitoring" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to seize wirelessly. The capability to facilitate mega-intra-virally leads to the power to extend wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be dot-com? Think interactive, 24/7/365. Think transparent. Think front-end, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reality-based M&A and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The macro-web-enabled 1000/60/60/24/7/365 nano-customer-defined TQC factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some point) be able to maximize faithfully. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. OVHspirit has revolutionized the abstraction of iteration. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSL. Without global nano-partnerships, you will lack Total Quality Management. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, 24/7. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be holistic, strategic? Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer easily. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our implementation but our capacity to redefine. What does the jargon-based term "power shifts" really mean? We think we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also optimize intra-dynamically. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to drive intuitively. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. Without well-planned networks, all-hands meetings are forced to become impactful. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Without paradigms, you will lack process management. Think micro-cyber-one-to-one, ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "e-commerce compliance" really mean? Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C solutions and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Think customer-defined, back-end. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term biometrics and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. OVHspirit has refactored the concept of out-of-the-box content. Think intra-mega-vertical. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack TQM. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without super-collaborative TQM, you will lack next-generation cyber-C2C. We invariably generate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 micro-nano-versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The accounting factor is cutting-edge. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We have proven we know that if you productize virally then you may also innovate macro-ultra-holistically.