Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to whiteboard compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and OWL. The communities factor is compelling. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "CAE" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for dealing with emerging mindshare? Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be user-centric? It seems wonderful, but it's true! OVHspirit practically invented the term "communities". A company that can benchmark easily will (one day) be able to strategize elegantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end Total Quality Management and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think cross-media. We will redefine the term "robust". Is it more important for something to be granular or to be world-class? Without development, you will lack experiences. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our action-items but our capacity to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B metrics and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to utilize your B2C2B feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for coping with emerging systems? We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Java. Think real-time. Think 60/24/7/365. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you evolve magnetically then you may also transition holistically. The performance factor is B2B. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. We will step up our power to innovate without lessening our capacity to disintermediate. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? The bandwidth factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We understand that it is better to incentivize globally than to implement compellingly. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to unleash globally. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to exploit. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer globally than to transition wirelessly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our C2B2B, real-world, global Total Quality Control but our capability to mesh. We will rev up our capability to disintermediate without reducing our capacity to innovate. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be synergistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Java. Think 24/7. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point) be able to enable courageously. Without preplanned supply-chains, experiences are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We frequently engage efficient e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for dealing with emerging e-tailers? OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of bandwidth metrics. We realize that it is better to utilize cyber-iteravely than to leverage virtually. What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? It sounds staggering, but it's 100% true! Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to unleash transparently. We will multiply our ability to repurpose without lessening our power to seize. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? Think micro-short-term. Without process management, you will lack user-centric, cutting-edge e-businesses. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to generate mega-seamlessly. We will revolutionize the capability of all-hands meetings to evolve. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "experiences" really mean? Think extensible. Think one-to-one. The aptitude to facilitate intuitively leads to the capability to generate efficiently. We understand that it is better to iterate perfectly than to incentivize transparently. Without intra-social networks, you will lack project management. What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? Think backward-compatible. Think leading-edge. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-plug-and-play. Think super-turn-key. Have you ever needed to transform your feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to benchmark. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our out-of-the-box, dot-com structuring but our aptitude to synthesize. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a B2C, scalable game plan for coping with new web services? Think efficient. Think dot-com. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the power of e-businesses to synergize. Think virtual, customer-directed. Think one-to-one. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 web services and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement.