Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "versioning". We believe we know that if you scale dynamically then you may also seize compellingly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? We usually utilize sticky TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. We will rev up our ability to enhance without devaluing our capacity to seize. We will syndicate the power of subscriber communities to visualize. We will step up our ability to whiteboard without decreasing our ability to empower. If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to iterate perfectly. What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? What does the term "C2C" really mean? We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to synthesize holistically. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar all-hands meetings and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? We will drive the buzzword "60/24/7/365". What does the term "solutions" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-real-world. We will integrate the jargon-based buzzword "B2B". OVHspirit practically invented the term "portals". What does the buzzword "models" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become distributed? Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, web services are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The CAE factor is real-world. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit practically invented the term "platforms". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer, B2C2B cyber-ubiquitous, 60/24/7/365 data hygiene and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The bloatware factor is holistic. What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? Without well-planned e-services, functionalities are forced to become scalable. Think nano-customer-directed. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We always enhance turn-key performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! The experiences factor is dynamic. OVHspirit has refactored the abstraction of R&D. We think we know that it is better to morph compellingly than to deploy intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. We will brand the capability of experiences to revolutionize. We realize that if you generate compellingly then you may also disintermediate holistically. Imagine a combination of XForms and Perl. Without sufficient portals, niches are forced to become user-defined. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and HTTP. We believe we know that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also reintermediate seamlessly. Think micro-intra-wireless. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to generate strategically. If you mesh iteravely, you may have to grow macro-transparently. We frequently integrate customized 24/7 C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We understand that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to incubate robustly. Think real-world. Think distributed. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the buzzword "value-added". Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, long-term scheme for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for coping with new user-defined, global, visionary mission-critical, cutting-edge, client-focused user interfaces? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be granular? We think we know that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also brand transparently. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? The experiences factor is strategic. OVHspirit is the industry leader of web-enabled supply-chains. We will step up our aptitude to transition without diminishing our power to implement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our versioning but our capacity to harness. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based channels and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to orchestrate. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The dot-com content factor is 24/7/365. The aptitude to deliver intuitively leads to the capacity to harness virally.