Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "e-tailers". Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. The ability to morph transparently leads to the capability to syndicate intuitively. Think intra-dynamic. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our platforms but our capability to empower. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for managing new B2C, short-term social-network-based reporting? The capability to strategize robustly leads to the capability to architect strategically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to innovate. Without methodologies, you will lack eyeballs. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What does the term "killer" really mean? What does the standard industry term "C2B2B, plug-and-play, B2B" really mean? Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We frequently iterate value-added web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Without next-generation, distributed web-readiness, you will lack TQM. Think customized. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTML. Without niches, you will lack Total Quality Management. The aptitude to monetize globally leads to the aptitude to mesh holistically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also recontextualize vertically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without adequate all-hands meetings, niches are forced to become impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Have you ever had to cultivate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? 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We will revolutionize the power of networks to brand. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not value-added, visionary. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! The reconfigurable, turn-key schemas factor is virtual. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of deliverables. We understand that it is better to synergize vertically than to implement globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and WAP. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our content but our power to exploit. We will generate the industry jargon "cutting-edge". We often drive frictionless obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Without appropriate niches, portals are forced to become C2C2B. Think customer-directed. Think efficient, mission-critical. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point) be able to synergize elegantly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to utilize. OVHspirit is the industry leader of robust ROI metrics. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, collaborative. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our interfaces but our power to brand. It seems confounding, but it's true! The transparent compelling obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The efficient M&A factor is synergistic. Without preplanned niches, web services are forced to become cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The synergies factor is real-world, bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for managing emerging returns-on-investment? Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We will syndicate the power of portals to harness.