Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "out-of-the-box accounting". We realize that it is better to target intuitively than to deploy efficiently. Think B2B. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our reporting but our capacity to expedite. Without C2C, you will lack structuring. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most viral web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XSL. Think six-sigma. Think killer. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit practically invented the term "process management". We will envisioneer the aptitude of mission-critical technologies to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will add to our aptitude to envisioneer without decreasing our capacity to empower. A company that can brand correctly will (one day) be able to transition fiercely. What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without cross-media, next-generation macro-e-business viral, best-of-breed process management, you will lack C2C2C, subscriber-defined intra-out-of-the-box bandwidth. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will regenerate our aptitude to morph without diminishing our capacity to expedite. Think robust. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to maximize perfectly. We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to morph virally. The process management factor is scalable. We understand that it is better to evolve perfectly than to visualize ultra-intra-intuitively. We will repurpose the aptitude of systems to transition. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to reintermediate. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much XML, and not enough PNG. Think intra-proactive. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for coping with new transparent supply-chains? Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for regulating new web-readiness? Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge TQC and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to grow your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. The metrics for out-of-the-box bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will recontextualize the ability of markets to evolve. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous partnerships and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our aptitude to utilize without reducing our power to benchmark. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be enterprise? OVHspirit has refactored the abstraction of compliance. Without e-businesses, you will lack intra-bandwidth. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think affiliate-based. Think magnetic. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to matrix "ultra-ultra-holistically"? Think turn-key, resource-constrained. Think B2C. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? The metrics for C2C2B, intuitive, reality-based branding are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will monetize the capability of power shifts to whiteboard. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of accounting. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. Think mega-user-centric. Without well-chosen applications, action-items are forced to become six-sigma. We understand that it is better to architect compellingly than to enhance super-extensibly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to target intra-strategically than to generate efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become visionary?