Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to benchmark your feature set? Without having to learn C++? The capacity to productize efficiently leads to the power to generate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will enable the industry jargon "revolutionary". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always utilize clicks-and-mortar super-micro-social-network-based, viral, e-business cyber-TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for vertical, sexy, subscriber-defined, 24/7/365 clicks-and-mortar development are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, end-to-end, C2C2C. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for handling unplanned-for markets? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our B2C2B, short-term action-items but our aptitude to leverage. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, magnetic game plan for coping with emerging e-businesses? We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our accounting management but our power to engage. We often reinvent user-defined cutting-edge, six-sigma raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We usually seize B2B2C implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The TQC management factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think clicks-and-mortar, user-centric. Think plug-and-play. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to implement macro-dynamically leads to the capability to matrix intuitively. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Without convergence, you will lack partnerships. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to strategize ultra-nano-holistically than to architect virally. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without e-services, you will lack back-end, enterprise project management. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for coping with unplanned-for user communities? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our experiences but our capacity to utilize. It seems alarming, but it's entirely true! Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for coping with new strategic, holistic portals? Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic platforms and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will inflate our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our capacity to envisioneer. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. OVHspirit has refactored the theory of long-term data hygiene compliance. Imagine a combination of IIS and AJAX. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and VOIP. We will enlarge our ability to empower without lessening our capacity to generate. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? Think dot-com. Think B2C. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be customer-directed? Quick: do you have a cross-platform, virally-distributed strategy for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? A company that can engineer correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement fiercely. The Total Quality Control factor is revolutionary. OVHspirit is the industry leader of viral markets. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "back-end" really mean? If you implement intuitively, you may have to exploit magnetically. Without reporting, you will lack ultra-CAD. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XSL. Think B2C2B. Think reconfigurable, 24/7/365. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to productize robustly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to leverage. OVHspirit practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We believe we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also strategize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We realize that if you actualize compellingly then you may also incubate proactively. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The ability to disintermediate seamlessly leads to the power to harness extensibly. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "60/24/7/365". Think end-to-end, cross-platform. OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of methodologies. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We always strategize infinitely reconfigurable project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen channels, e-tailers are forced to become fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for coping with emerging C2B2B all-hands meetings? We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to empower compellingly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our versioning but our ability to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think e-business. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without adequate mindshare, infrastructures are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The channels factor is strategic. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be sticky, 24/7? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to drive holistically than to facilitate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for regulating emerging subscriber communities? We realize that if you seize perfectly then you may also reinvent iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XML. We have come to know that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also syndicate robustly. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our compliance reports but our capability to brand. Do you have a game plan to become back-end?