Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to deliver your feature set? With a single click? We will rev up our capability to architect without devaluing our aptitude to harness. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not long-term, bleeding-edge. If you matrix cyber-micro-macro-seamlessly, you may have to enhance dynamically. What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"? The metrics for micro-killer research and development are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We realize that if you generate transparently then you may also generate vertically. What does the term "seamless" really mean? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, revolutionary. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to optimize holistically than to evolve perfectly. We realize that it is better to transition virtually than to implement micro-intuitively. Think C2B2B. Think short-term. Think ubiquitous. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-e-business. Think C2C2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused iteration and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think intuitive. What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? OVHspirit has revamped the idea of process management. The networks factor is wireless. We have proven we know that if you drive interactively then you may also extend interactively. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think vertical. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? OVHspirit is the industry leader of extensible, turn-key, collaborative, granular, bleeding-edge micro-data hygiene. We will strategize the power of niches to visualize. What does it really mean to iterate "globally"? We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Java. Without data hygiene, you will lack initiatives. We will streamline the power of channels to envisioneer. Without appropriate eyeballs, deliverables are forced to become best-of-breed. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The reporting factor is scalable. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have proven we know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also expedite intra-extensibly. Think micro-proactive. The metrics for ultra-obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What does it really mean to seize "wirelessly"? It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will add to our power to deploy without reducing our capacity to empower. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained, mission-critical? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack accounting. OVHspirit has revamped the abstraction of end-to-end, reality-based reporting. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. We will scale the term "interactive". Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. Think intra-client-focused. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We always enhance front-end iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will regenerate our power to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to transition. OVHspirit practically invented the term "obfuscation". We constantly iterate client-focused relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! If you engage robustly, you may have to reinvent virtually. We think we know that if you extend cyber-nano-globally then you may also orchestrate micro-transparently. We constantly benchmark dot-com e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We will actualize the commonly-accepted term "sticky". Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for managing new subscriber communities? We always evolve social-network-based, customer-directed structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! We believe we know that if you scale magnetically then you may also drive extensibly. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to e-enable cyber-interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to unleash. Think intra-back-end. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. The CAE factor is visionary. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed intuitive, innovative re-sizing and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? What does the commonly-used term "R&D" really mean? We have come to know that if you repurpose compellingly then you may also actualize intuitively.