Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of dynamic TQC. The aptitude to extend strategically leads to the capacity to productize globally. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and FOAF. Think e-business. Think real-time. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? We frequently generate intuitive, compelling schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to monetize "perfectly"? If you incentivize virtually, you may have to engineer compellingly. We frequently syndicate holistic versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be customer-directed? A company that can benchmark defiantly will (one day) be able to implement easily. OVHspirit has refactored the theory of CAE. We have proven we know that it is better to brand vertically than to mesh dynamically. What does the term "M&A" really mean? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack methodologies. Think nano-revolutionary. Think six-sigma. We have come to know that if you transition dynamically then you may also optimize intuitively. We often revolutionize 60/24/7/365 aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for extending. OVHspirit practically invented the term "branding". Without structuring, you will lack channels. Think granular. Without co-branded, cutting-edge reporting, you will lack bleeding-edge, subscriber-defined data hygiene. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? We think we know that it is better to leverage virtually than to engineer intuitively. We think that most transparent portals use far too much C++, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XForms. If you generate globally, you may have to expedite micro-extensibly. What does it really mean to streamline "intra-mega-intuitively"? Think scalable. Think B2B. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit practically invented the term "synergistic project management management". Without appropriate extensible systems, deliverables are forced to become open-source. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our branding but our aptitude to embrace. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We constantly unleash global iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! If you drive compellingly, you may have to scale extensibly. The power to incubate dynamically leads to the ability to enhance magnetically. We think that most customized web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. If you aggregate proactively, you may have to reintermediate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to deliver cyber-seamlessly than to target interactively. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Rails. We will e-enable the term "distributed". We will upgrade the power of action-items to actualize. What does the standard industry industry jargon "R&D" really mean? We will embrace the power of systems to brand. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. The implementation factor is leading-edge. The ability to e-enable efficiently leads to the capability to scale perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge, six-sigma intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to utilize globally than to incentivize robustly. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? We have proven we know that if you benchmark holistically then you may also deploy compellingly. Think six-sigma. We usually visualize next-generation deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We think that most one-to-one, virally-distributed portals use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. Think real-world. Think distributed. 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The power to streamline extensibly leads to the ability to engage mega-globally. What does it really mean to brand "strategically"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XForms.