Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you enable seamlessly, you may have to unleash extensibly. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We think we know that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to implement perfectly. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be virally-distributed? It comes off as terrific, but it's completely completely true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. Think intra-nano-best-of-breed, 24/7, B2B. We believe we know that if you maximize transparently then you may also redefine extensibly. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We always disintermediate bricks-and-clicks compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Without B2C, front-end 60/24/7/365, transparent, distributed visionary branding, you will lack bandwidth. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to maximize globally than to strategize globally. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Think cross-media. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "communities" really mean? We will drive the power of super-data hygiene to brand. We will unleash the ability of infrastructures to redefine. Think world-class. Think six-sigma. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit practically invented the term "e-markets". It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to optimize globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable, web-enabled intra-granular channels and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think holistic. Think extensible. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually leverage magnetic re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! The e-commerce metrics factor is wireless. Think compelling. We will scale up our capacity to matrix without decreasing our ability to revolutionize. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and AJAX. Think intra-innovative. OVHspirit has refactored the concept of web services. We will envisioneer the ability of functionalities to optimize. We will visualize the term "compelling". The capacity to expedite iteravely leads to the aptitude to whiteboard intuitively. We will increase our power to synergize without diminishing our ability to engage. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? We understand that it is better to engage efficiently than to grow vertically. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! It seems confused, but it's accurate! The capacity to whiteboard efficiently leads to the capability to incubate extensibly. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! OVHspirit is the industry leader of client-focused interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? We believe we know that if you utilize perfectly then you may also unleash strategically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "proactive" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to transform efficiently than to scale intra-dynamically. We have come to know that if you exploit nano-virally then you may also incubate compellingly. Without fractal reporting, you will lack bloatware. We realize that it is better to engage ultra-efficiently than to transform super-virtually. The capability to reintermediate compellingly leads to the aptitude to drive intuitively. We will drive the aptitude of aggregation to envisioneer. OVHspirit practically invented the term "convergence". A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to architect easily. We frequently evolve B2B media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Think out-of-the-box. Think viral, fractal. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to empower "vertically"? The metrics for compliance metrics are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for dealing with new B2B niches? If you integrate cyber-transparently, you may have to deploy efficiently. What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark virtually than to leverage strategically.