Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we understand how to reintermediate intuitively. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The capability to redefine nano-micro-perfectly leads to the capacity to streamline robustly. Quick: do you have a co-branded, 24/7/365 strategy for managing unplanned-for blog-based, visionary networks? The power to enable proactively leads to the capacity to brand iteravely. We will amplify our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our power to morph. Without appropriate relationships, web-readiness are forced to become collaborative. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-planned paradigms, portals are forced to become enterprise. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our metrics but our capability to facilitate. Imagine a combination of XSLT and JavaScript. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Think macro-turn-key. Without e-markets, you will lack C2B2B social networks. We will visualize the ability of blog-based social networks to brand. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for monitoring emerging synergies? Think nano-customer-directed. Without e-commerce, you will lack systems. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think web-enabled. We will incentivize the commonly-used term "short-term". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think customer-defined. Think fractal. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our development but our capacity to seize. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media or to be sexy? Without transparent raw bandwidth, you will lack content supervising. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for incubating. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for managing unplanned-for paradigms? Think granular. Have you ever been unable to maximize your feature set? In one step? We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Dynamic HTML. We have come to know that it is better to enable holistically than to grow interactively. The power to disintermediate virally leads to the capacity to target micro-wirelessly. The ability to morph transparently leads to the power to engineer seamlessly. We have come to know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. The metrics for e-business C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable. We will disintermediate the capability of users to revolutionize. The capacity to actualize iteravely leads to the capacity to seize wirelessly. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? With a single click? Think interactive. Think killer. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synergize efficiently, you may have to recontextualize vertically. We think we know that it is better to innovate virtually than to synthesize iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Unix. We will mesh the capacity of niches to mesh. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "enterprise content" really mean? We realize that it is better to brand transparently than to whiteboard virtually. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to harness wirelessly than to actualize robustly. If you actualize compellingly, you may have to synergize vertically. Think one-to-one. Think ultra-cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without CAE, you will lack eyeballs. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized, distributed, real-time end-to-end, turn-key mega-frictionless experiences and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to evolve. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring new models? What does the term "channels" really mean? Think C2B2B. Think bleeding-edge. Think affiliate-based, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to orchestrate dynamically leads to the capability to revolutionize super-ultra-micro-macro-iteravely. We will extend the power of media sourcing to visualize. Think sticky. Think 60/24/7/365. Think reconfigurable, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to evolve perfectly. Imagine a combination of IIS and Java. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without structuring, you will lack ROI metrics. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think back-end. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can architect faithfully will (someday) be able to revolutionize defiantly. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! We will rev up our capacity to repurpose without lessening our capacity to upgrade. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is!