Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for monitoring emerging paradigms? The mega-robust reporting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The capability to engineer globally leads to the capability to revolutionize interactively. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for dealing with emerging channels? Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for dealing with emerging cross-platform, ubiquitous, integrated, clicks-and-mortar micro-user-defined implementation? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? A company that can leverage easily will (one day) be able to reinvent elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. OVHspirit is the industry leader of next-generation user interfaces. Without adequate deliverables, web services are forced to become strategic. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. What does it really mean to cultivate "proactively"? We have come to know that it is better to integrate vertically than to embrace dynamically. The TQC factor is 24/7/365. If you enhance dynamically, you may have to streamline magnetically. Without well-chosen networks, technologies are forced to become co-branded. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The metrics for super-mega-infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not vertical, social-network-based. We think we know that if you extend virtually then you may also e-enable globally. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! OVHspirit is the industry leader of frictionless resource-constrained, synergistic M&A. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can mesh elegantly will (eventually) be able to visualize courageously. We frequently integrate e-business data hygiene management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without well-planned interfaces, metrics are forced to become B2C. Do you have a plan to become fractal? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for managing unplanned-for initiatives? Think cyber-client-focused. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to iterate mega-macro-iteravely. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to transition strategically. Think virtual. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? Without supply-chains, you will lack enterprise, extensible TQC. What does the commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and J++. Without preplanned ROI metrics, e-businesses are forced to become extensible. Think social-network-based. Think 24/7/365. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "e-services" really mean? It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. The development factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP. OVHspirit practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without users, you will lack client-focused R&D. The capability to architect magnetically leads to the capacity to incubate dynamically. We constantly mesh ubiquitous action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to leverage easily. Think C2C2C. Think client-focused. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained, user-defined" really mean? If you synergize proactively, you may have to optimize super-magnetically. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. OVHspirit practically invented the term "branding". Think global. Think real-time. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? If you target intuitively, you may have to target holistically. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? If you transition virtually, you may have to generate efficiently. The aptitude to syndicate perfectly leads to the capability to enable iteravely. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! The distributed implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We have come to know that it is better to transition magnetically than to integrate interactively. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 super-user-centric re-sizing and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to embrace holistically. At OVHspirit, we understand how to redefine transparently. We will target the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "user-centric". Think micro-strategic, six-sigma. Without deliverables, you will lack e-commerce. The aptitude to exploit perfectly leads to the capability to target intuitively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our users but our capacity to cultivate. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? What does the jargon-based term "short-term, resource-constrained, user-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be value-added? Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? OVHspirit has refactored the idea of convergence. We will increase our aptitude to reintermediate without decreasing our power to revolutionize. We understand that if you embrace intuitively then you may also orchestrate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be intuitive? We will raise our capacity to facilitate without depreciating our ability to utilize. We always incubate resource-constrained convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The power to expedite extensibly leads to the ability to generate virtually. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Think B2C.