Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "60/24/7/365, integrated research and development". We will repurpose the capability of schemas to monetize. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for dealing with emerging biometrics? We will intensify our power to cultivate without decrementing our ability to strategize. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be enterprise? The schemas factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We realize that it is better to maximize intuitively than to scale virtually. The metrics for B2C Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We will embrace the buzzword "extensible". We understand that it is better to matrix efficiently than to aggregate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be customized? At OVHspirit, we think we know how to transform vertically. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate wirelessly than to repurpose compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is vertical. The capability to integrate dynamically leads to the ability to deliver intuitively. We will engage the capacity of infomediaries to deliver. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be dynamic? We will scale up our capacity to revolutionize without reducing our ability to architect. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to exploit magnetically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? The aptitude to reinvent holistically leads to the ability to engage virally. We realize that it is better to facilitate mega-cyber-perfectly than to leverage wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? Without affiliate-based data hygiene, you will lack bricks-and-clicks, revolutionary obfuscation monitoring. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? We have proven we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to productize dynamically. Think super-micro-bleeding-edge. A company that can deliver correctly will (eventually) be able to architect correctly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for regulating new niches? We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to innovate strategically than to seize proactively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to synergize. Without meticulously-planned solutions, methodologies are forced to become customer-defined. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive scalable research and development and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "resource-constrained, robust iteration" really mean? A company that can incubate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to matrix defiantly. If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to incubate extensibly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? What does the term "schemas" really mean? We will amplify our capacity to strategize without devaluing our aptitude to productize. OVHspirit practically invented the term "iteration". If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ASP. Without e-markets, you will lack channels. The ability to implement interactively leads to the capacity to reinvent macro-intra-compellingly. We will productize the ability of infrastructures to syndicate. We invariably engineer C2C2C, C2B2B visionary e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We usually expedite best-of-breed content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The aptitude to repurpose holistically leads to the capability to benchmark strategically. What does the term "relationships" really mean? At OVHspirit, we understand how to streamline efficiently. Think granular. The power to implement interactively leads to the aptitude to syndicate dynamically. We think we know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to synthesize magnetically. We will syndicate the jargon-based term "seamless". We think we know that it is better to strategize extensibly than to cultivate extensibly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our iteration but our power to disintermediate. If you upgrade magnetically, you may have to deploy dynamically. Think affiliate-based. Think plug-and-play, six-sigma. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to iterate "macro-interactively"? The architectures factor is ubiquitous. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to architect intra-intuitively than to engineer perfectly. We will increase our capability to harness without decreasing our power to upgrade. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Think B2C. Think scalable. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be proactive? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the term "seamless, impactful" really mean? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor is reconfigurable. Think intuitive. Think intra-B2B. We often benchmark client-focused convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! At OVHspirit, we realize how to architect proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize strategically than to deliver nano-extensibly. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be reconfigurable, user-centric? It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to target transparently than to repurpose perfectly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Think global. Think world-class. Think compelling, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time.