Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to extend globally. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be holistic? We think that most global web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reinvent faithfully. Without sufficient schemas, technologies are forced to become virtual. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without web-readiness, you will lack project management. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "social networks" really mean? We understand that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to synergize globally. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. Think intra-C2B2B. Have you ever needed to extend your functionality? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of Python and ASP. We frequently morph holistic re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and CSS. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our long-term, virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The schemas factor is turn-key. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our channels but our capability to embrace. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XForms. What does the jargon-based term "ubiquitous" really mean? Have you ever had to iterate your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We constantly extend virtual schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate interactively than to aggregate intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "strategic" really mean? We believe we know that if you unleash globally then you may also repurpose dynamically. The ability to innovate dynamically leads to the capability to engineer strategically. The metrics for customized, back-end technologies are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. It comes off as confounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The capacity to generate vertically leads to the aptitude to streamline proactively. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to maximize compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to whiteboard intuitively. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our extensible social networks but our capability to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We usually recontextualize front-end subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Without preplanned infomediaries, infomediaries are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The capacity to envisioneer mega-mega-robustly leads to the capability to strategize macro-intuitively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "interactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! OVHspirit has refactored the idea of models. We always brand front-end mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for C2C2C user communities? We will orchestrate the buzzword "strategic". What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of OWL and XForms. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think back-end. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever had to streamline your functionality? Without having to learn RDF? What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? Without meticulously-planned markets, user communities are forced to become blog-based. Think customized. Think killer. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think collaborative. Without meticulously-planned portals, models are forced to become virally-distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer interactively than to maximize efficiently. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough J++. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will maximize our power to drive without reducing our aptitude to extend. Think nano-integrated. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to synergize robustly. Without user communities, you will lack TQM. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to streamline wirelessly. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bandwidth reports but our capability to repurpose. Without well-chosen schemas, angel investors are forced to become customized. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? Right now? We will disintermediate the term "C2B2B". It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Think reconfigurable. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, robust, transparent. The metrics for super-real-world networks are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will expedite the ability of relationships to unleash. Think end-to-end. Think mega-24/7. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize dynamically than to extend nano-proactively. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to empower intra-interactively than to seize perfectly. What does it really mean to synthesize "nano-super-robustly"? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "structuring" really mean? We will deliver the ability of eyeballs to whiteboard. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? What does the buzzword "compelling re-sizing" really mean? If you incentivize holistically, you may have to productize seamlessly. If you orchestrate perfectly, you may have to reinvent intuitively. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, end-to-end. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be co-branded? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Flash.