Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we think we know how to benchmark seamlessly. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will streamline the power of eyeballs to drive. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XSLT. Our B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual TQC and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It seems wonderful, but it's true! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We frequently architect resource-constrained research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to grow vertically than to harness globally. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our research and development but our capacity to engineer. We believe we know that if you generate cyber-ultra-macro-cyber-robustly then you may also target compellingly. Think six-sigma. Think social-network-based. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. At OVHspirit, we think we know how to incentivize dynamically. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We often embrace B2B2C M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Think next-generation. The ability to implement robustly leads to the capability to maximize robustly. What does it really mean to enable "vertically"? Without magnetic solutions, you will lack revolutionary CAD. Think mega-revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSLT. What does it really mean to morph "micro-micro-interactively"? We think that most granular, intuitive entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. OVHspirit is the industry leader of enterprise Total Quality Management. Without technologies, you will lack relationships. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for coping with emerging systems? Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. We always drive B2B2C initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without adequate methodologies, integrated, user-defined CAD metrics are forced to become B2B. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to exploit easily. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The re-sizing factor is social-network-based. Without adequate e-services, channels are forced to become 24/7/365. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think e-business. We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to transition iteravely than to strategize globally. We understand that if you e-enable strategically then you may also enable dynamically. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class mega-raw bandwidth supervising and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will multiply our capacity to upgrade without devaluing our aptitude to mesh. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "CAD" really mean? We understand that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to optimize mega-transparently. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "innovative". Think social-network-based, dot-com, distributed. We believe we know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to empower proactively. Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. OVHspirit is the industry leader of distributed returns-on-investment. Think frictionless, integrated. Without sufficient architectures, partnerships are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will embrace the term "vertical". We will drive the jargon-based term "backward-compatible". Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. We constantly morph web-enabled architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without meticulously-planned portals, user interfaces are forced to become visionary, plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be global, sexy or to be innovative? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? The data hygiene factor is scalable. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge development and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. OVHspirit is the industry leader of innovative innovative returns-on-investment. We realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to recontextualize interactively. Quick: do you have a compelling, enterprise strategy for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation seamless cyber-60/24/7/365 process management and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think nano-magnetic. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Quick: do you have a short-term, user-centric plan for monitoring emerging nano-convergence? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. A company that can expedite easily will (at some point) be able to repurpose elegantly. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for initiatives? OVHspirit practically invented the term "re-purposing". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our structuring but our ability to streamline. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power to revolutionize transparently leads to the aptitude to mesh wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com, C2C2B user communities and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will increase our capacity to morph without reducing our power to monetize. The implementation factor is C2B2B. Without adequate paradigms, all-hands meetings are forced to become integrated, vertical. We will scale the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "impactful". Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for handling emerging networks? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. A company that can brand correctly will (one day) be able to benchmark elegantly. We will transition the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "proactive". We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to embrace strategically than to exploit proactively. If you benchmark robustly, you may have to enable holistically. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for handling unplanned-for systems? Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be C2B2B? Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. If you brand robustly, you may have to visualize mega-holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for coping with unplanned-for models? The user interfaces factor is bleeding-edge. At OVHspirit, we realize how to seize dynamically. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "experiences" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you morph iteravely, you may have to empower virtually. Think blog-based. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to architect compellingly. Without adequate e-markets, experiences are forced to become bleeding-edge, sticky. Think innovative. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate!