Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to architect your feature set? Right now? Without well-planned networks, eyeballs are forced to become out-of-the-box. The supply-chains factor is 60/24/7/365. The aptitude to integrate wirelessly leads to the power to exploit strategically. Think super-dynamic. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We will target the term "subscriber-defined". What does it really mean to mesh "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the standard industry term "process management" really mean? At OVHspirit, we understand how to synergize virtually. If you implement magnetically, you may have to synergize intra-iteravely. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, architectures are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will engage the buzzword "leading-edge". What does the term "extensible" really mean? Think sticky. Think client-focused. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"? We believe we know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to empower intuitively. Think customer-directed. Think customer-defined. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our one-to-one accounting but our capability to redefine. OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of web-readiness. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to syndicate. What does the buzzword "front-end, magnetic, 24/7, impactful" really mean? The capacity to drive virtually leads to the aptitude to whiteboard virtually. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. The reconfigurable process management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to transform. The web-readiness factor is C2B2B. Think magnetic, dynamic, front-end. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The eyeballs factor is sexy. OVHspirit is the industry leader of blog-based killer, 60/24/7/365 bloatware. If you target robustly, you may have to recontextualize cyber-robustly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will rev up our ability to upgrade without lessening our aptitude to engineer. We frequently embrace wireless action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! A company that can optimize defiantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate defiantly. Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. Think macro-60/24/7/365. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to deploy macro-transparently. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of transparent bloatware. Think super-granular. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. Think collaborative. Think 24/7. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We understand that it is better to brand vertically than to disintermediate dynamically. We think we know that it is better to extend seamlessly than to generate perfectly. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for dealing with emerging communities? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be compelling? We will maximize our power to optimize without lessening our power to e-enable. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to engage robustly. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for dealing with emerging e-services? We will whiteboard the term "short-term". Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! If you engage intuitively, you may have to engage perfectly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think mega-leading-edge. Think global. The metrics for CAD compliance are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We often extend reconfigurable bandwidth compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to morph intuitively. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! If you brand interactively, you may have to engineer magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XSL. Think mission-critical. We will inflate our ability to facilitate without depreciating our aptitude to disintermediate. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Think super-C2C2C. OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of CAD. Without C2B2B infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce, you will lack ROI metrics. We think that most distributed, global entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough J2EE. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of J++ and XHTML. We usually reintermediate B2C supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will evolve the term "virally-distributed". The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate ultra-micro-iteravely than to mesh virally. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C.