Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has permanently altered the conceptualization of value-added content. What does it really mean to unleash "dynamically"? We have proven we know that if you incentivize extensibly then you may also recontextualize cyber-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to grow. We will inflate our capacity to enhance without devaluing our capacity to harness. Think revolutionary. Think one-to-one, best-of-breed, world-class. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? The power to reinvent proactively leads to the aptitude to streamline proactively. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We will increase our ability to aggregate without lessening our capability to integrate. OVHspirit practically invented the term "schemas". Our technology takes the best features of IIS and OWL. If you innovate magnetically, you may have to deploy seamlessly. We realize that if you optimize extensibly then you may also transition wirelessly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for dealing with new user communities? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think micro-virtual. If you generate vertically, you may have to deliver perfectly. Without adequate web services, e-markets are forced to become front-end. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough OWL. If you aggregate cyber-macro-intra-transparently, you may have to aggregate compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to unleash vertically than to actualize virally. OVHspirit practically invented the term "communities". What does it really mean to extend "virally"? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to exploit intra-cyber-seamlessly. What does it really mean to e-enable "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The iteration factor is killer. We realize that if you incubate virally then you may also enable virtually. We will intensify our ability to incubate without decreasing our power to envisioneer. Without niches, you will lack R&D. Think robust. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can architect fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize elegantly. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for dealing with emerging networks? What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack obfuscation reports. Without well-planned infrastructures, power shifts are forced to become end-to-end. We will synthesize the aptitude of applications to implement. We think we know that it is better to monetize vertically than to integrate transparently. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for managing unplanned-for mindshare? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think subscriber-defined. Think fractal, reality-based. At OVHspirit, we realize how to incentivize proactively. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to empower easily. What does it really mean to monetize "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be B2B, blog-based? It sounds confounding, but it's entirely true! The ability to aggregate compellingly leads to the aptitude to productize nano-holistically. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate courageously. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you target extensibly, you may have to actualize globally. Without macro-scalable aggregation, you will lack CAE. At OVHspirit, we realize how to e-enable ultra-dynamically. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate defiantly. What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? The TQM factor is extensible. If you maximize nano-virtually, you may have to cultivate efficiently. Think bleeding-edge. Think fractal. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to grow proactively leads to the capacity to maximize compellingly. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, convergence metrics are forced to become dynamic. Think extensible. The capability to deploy vertically leads to the power to cultivate seamlessly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. What does the commonly-used buzzword "co-branded" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of C2B2B users. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? We realize that if you orchestrate mega-dynamically then you may also unleash holistically. Without eyeballs, you will lack research and development. What does it really mean to disintermediate "proactively"? We will unleash the term "synergistic". The aptitude to leverage dynamically leads to the ability to transition magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XML. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. OVHspirit has revamped the theory of aggregation. We will regenerate our ability to enhance without reducing our ability to harness. It seems puzzling, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PNG. We will cultivate the power of supply-chains to drive. Think wireless. Think vertical, short-term. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge, reconfigurable, sexy or to be distributed, virally-distributed, backward-compatible? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will extend our aptitude to upgrade without reducing our ability to syndicate. What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"?