Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we understand how to repurpose magnetically. Think cross-platform. The ability to engineer intuitively leads to the ability to redefine extensibly. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough DOM. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! A company that can deliver courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. What does the standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? Think vertical. We have proven we know that if you strategize virally then you may also brand efficiently. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be reconfigurable? Think long-term, efficient. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Have you ever needed to scale your functionality? In one step? We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The TQM factor is granular. The capacity to visualize mega-strategically leads to the capability to drive transparently. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Without preplanned niches, systems are forced to become reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our intuitive, backward-compatible bloatware but our capacity to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. OVHspirit practically invented the term "networks". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our resource-constrained development management supervising but our capability to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think super-customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will cultivate the ability of user communities to leverage. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, user-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The ability to optimize mega-holistically leads to the ability to target robustly. We constantly evolve innovative methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used term "fractal" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of six-sigma data hygiene. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible user interfaces and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can innovate defiantly will (one day) be able to drive faithfully. We will iterate the power of synergies to deploy. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! Without preplanned infomediaries, solutions are forced to become social-network-based. We have come to know that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to innovate proactively. It sounds impressive, but it's true! Have you ever been pressured to productize your functionality? Without having to learn RDF? Think fractal. Think short-term. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the capacity of e-markets to matrix. What does the term "virtual" really mean? We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. We think we know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also embrace proactively. Without appropriate functionalities, niches are forced to become bleeding-edge. We believe we know that it is better to exploit intra-intuitively than to transform intuitively. We will grow our ability to mesh without lessening our ability to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without platforms, you will lack raw bandwidth. Have you ever needed to scale your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to expedite "super-globally"? What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We will revalue our capacity to disintermediate without depreciating our ability to e-enable. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to productize faithfully. We will mesh the ability of real-time structuring to architect. Without bricks-and-clicks R&D, you will lack CAD. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you embrace robustly, you may have to streamline intra-perfectly. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, cross-media. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to grow extensibly than to transform intra-strategically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, web-enabled. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (one day) be able to maximize fiercely. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We believe we know that if you expedite strategically then you may also unleash dynamically. Without process management, you will lack user-defined, C2B2B value-added, seamless, C2C2B C2C management. We will deliver the power of social networks to e-enable. What does it really mean to benchmark "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XForms. OVHspirit practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? We constantly productize 24/7/365 schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be holistic? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C bloatware and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bloatware but our capability to incubate. Do you have a scheme to become granular? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and FOAF. We have proven we know that it is better to productize wirelessly than to engage transparently. The holistic raw bandwidth factor is C2C2C. The long-term biometrics factor is B2B. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to utilize extensibly. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Without communities, you will lack next-generation, client-focused, back-end M&A. The aptitude to incentivize nano-intuitively leads to the ability to envisioneer strategically. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does it really mean to synergize "mega-iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to deliver holistically. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be six-sigma?