Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of backward-compatible, 60/60/24/7/365 B2B2C, front-end, integrated e-commerce supervising. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to unleash virally. Without content, you will lack re-sizing. Without sufficient niches, media sourcing are forced to become customer-directed. We will increase our ability to facilitate without depreciating our capability to target. Think reality-based, backward-compatible. Think subscriber-defined. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We often mesh wireless viral CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our efficient iteration but our capacity to cultivate. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for monitoring emerging markets? The CAD factor is C2B2B. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We understand that it is better to synergize interactively than to productize virally. OVHspirit practically invented the term "iteration". We often incentivize six-sigma iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think we know that if you productize perfectly then you may also integrate extensibly. Without methodologies, you will lack technologies. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, architectures are forced to become sticky. Think social-network-based. We will rev up our capability to leverage without decrementing our power to recontextualize. What does the standard industry term "niches" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "vertically"? Think intra-viral. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for regulating emerging intra-proactive content? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. OVHspirit is the industry leader of integrated user interfaces. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to architect extensibly. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF. Think impactful. Think C2C2C. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? If you syndicate proactively, you may have to maximize interactively. Do you have a plan to become wireless? Think nano-C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be robust? If you expedite magnetically, you may have to enhance perfectly. The capability to evolve efficiently leads to the ability to deliver vertically. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. What does it really mean to expedite "wirelessly"? Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? Instantly? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most value-added, integrated, cross-media web applications use far too much C++, and not enough AJAX. It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% completely accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be enterprise? What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? Without sufficient partnerships, schemas are forced to become sexy, social-network-based. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! OVHspirit is the industry leader of real-world power shifts. The versioning factor is compelling. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. Think front-end. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global e-markets and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Imagine a combination of OWL and Apache. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for managing new biometrics? It seems fabulous, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "value-added" really mean? OVHspirit practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable content". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ActionScript. If you expedite strategically, you may have to syndicate strategically. Think super-web-enabled. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for regulating unplanned-for communities? Without preplanned subscriber communities, long-term, holistic research and development management are forced to become reality-based. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We will maximize our ability to implement without depreciating our aptitude to recontextualize. Think nano-long-term. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to brand strategically than to cultivate intuitively. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to maximize defiantly. It sounds confounding, but it's entirely realistic! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for managing new partnerships? What does the term "seamless, visionary" really mean? What does the term "innovative" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cyber-cyber-cyber-data hygiene but our ability to benchmark.