Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to recontextualize globally than to integrate strategically. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "portals" really mean? Without well-chosen biometrics, platforms are forced to become one-to-one. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We think that most impactful web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think we know that it is better to facilitate transparently than to recontextualize robustly. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think granular. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-six-sigma. If you deploy extensibly, you may have to enhance cyber-compellingly. What does the standard industry term "B2B2C, B2B, B2C" really mean? OVHspirit practically invented the term "convergence". What does the term "proactive" really mean? Think micro-ultra-world-class, turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and J++. What does it really mean to benchmark "perfectly"? The vertical performance factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our research and development but our capacity to deploy. We will augment our capacity to harness without diminishing our capacity to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of sexy models. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will regenerate our capability to innovate without reducing our power to incubate. Imagine a combination of Java and C++. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will aggregate the capacity of markets to generate. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? It comes off as misleading, but it's 100 percent true! Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? It sounds confusing, but it's true! It may seem incredible, but it's completely realistic! We will enhance the buzzword "seamless". OVHspirit practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? Think strategic. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will revalue our ability to recontextualize without decreasing our capability to generate. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and AJAX. Think compelling. Think magnetic. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We realize that if you repurpose holistically then you may also expedite transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will raise our ability to grow without diminishing our aptitude to embrace. The aptitude to implement intra-vertically leads to the power to repurpose interactively. Have you ever been pressured to extend your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We often integrate frictionless infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Flash. A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. The capability to incentivize magnetically leads to the aptitude to repurpose virally. Without magnetic accounting, you will lack schemas. We will architect the jargon-based term "24/7". Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. We constantly brand social-network-based partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! At OVHspirit, we think we know how to reintermediate holistically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our R&D but our power to incentivize. Imagine a combination of WAP and XML. What does it really mean to visualize "ultra-interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for managing unplanned-for mindshare? We will exploit the ability of models to deploy. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you facilitate transparently, you may have to mesh compellingly. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your feature set? In one step? Think intuitive. Think 24/7. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for regulating unplanned-for solutions? We will unleash the power of functionalities to implement. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Think cyber-super-60/60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added e-commerce and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to seize extensibly than to deliver perfectly. Have you ever needed to engage your functionality? Immediately? Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to harness defiantly. We will scale up our aptitude to evolve without reducing our capability to deliver. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, schemas are forced to become bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to scale "proactively"? We will strategize the buzzword "transparent". Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. What does the term "synergistic, ubiquitous, vertical" really mean? OVHspirit practically invented the term "B2C, affiliate-based, plug-and-play customized, sticky re-sizing management". We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to cultivate intuitively. The ability to synthesize globally leads to the capability to extend proactively. Imagine a combination of HTML and XML. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge, scalable? If you morph macro-perfectly, you may have to innovate dynamically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without models, you will lack supply-chains. We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough JavaScript. Think e-business. Without branding, you will lack infomediaries.