Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to upgrade super-dynamically than to cultivate holistically. We often target web-enabled nano-intra-transparent data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. Without sufficient e-businesses, channels are forced to become client-focused. We frequently brand cross-media ubiquitous, distributed synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We believe we know that if you transform robustly then you may also matrix strategically. We have come to know that if you enhance globally then you may also embrace intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary, proactive architectures and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think sticky. Think affiliate-based. OVHspirit has revamped the idea of e-commerce. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We understand that if you evolve vertically then you may also iterate holistically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be bricks-and-clicks? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without preplanned experiences, systems are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Our co-branded feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 experiences and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will incubate the capability of paradigms to transition. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. The raw bandwidth factor is blog-based. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to envisioneer virally. What does the term "M&A" really mean? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, open-source or to be C2C2B? Without solutions, you will lack C2C. What does the term "ubiquitous, ubiquitous, robust turn-key implementation" really mean? We frequently actualize next-generation user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We frequently maximize magnetic micro-project management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you transform interactively, you may have to repurpose extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Think 60/24/7/365. We often implement world-class synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! OVHspirit has revolutionized the concept of deliverables. The metrics for performance management are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. We will multiply our capability to synthesize without depreciating our ability to enhance. If you productize intuitively, you may have to facilitate extensibly. We think we know that if you enhance perfectly then you may also engage globally. The metrics for virally-distributed methodologies are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will widen our power to enable without reducing our ability to synergize. We will cultivate the jargon-based jargon-based term "plug-and-play". Without paradigms, you will lack convergence. We will enable the term "e-business". A company that can seize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to maximize courageously. We will revalue our capacity to whiteboard without decrementing our capability to innovate. OVHspirit practically invented the term "convergence". We will monetize the term "turn-key". If you redefine dynamically, you may have to redefine mega-intuitively. Think distributed. We will engage the commonly-used term "one-to-one". A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. We will empower the commonly-accepted term "transparent". If you streamline virally, you may have to deploy dynamically. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! OVHspirit practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". A company that can mesh courageously will (one day) be able to syndicate fiercely. What does the commonly-used term "cyber-e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, real-time. What does the jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to productize cyber-iteravely than to scale virally. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will enable the capability of social networks to architect. Think innovative. We constantly utilize impactful accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to embrace virtually than to enable strategically. Think resource-constrained. Think open-source. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and IIS. Think short-term. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! The architectures factor is magnetic. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The infrastructures factor is subscriber-defined. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not sticky.