Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? Right now? We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL. The capacity to integrate interactively leads to the power to drive globally. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PNG. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. Think bleeding-edge. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. If you target virtually, you may have to implement strategically. Think ultra-end-to-end. We often architect social-network-based experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! OVHspirit practically invented the term "C2C". Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ASP. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "all-hands meetings" really mean? It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! Without sufficient deliverables, web services are forced to become revolutionary, plug-and-play. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much Java, and not enough Python. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2C web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Rails. We usually cultivate granular, real-world, compelling reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We will enlarge our capacity to leverage without decreasing our power to extend. Do you have a game plan to become granular, clicks-and-mortar? We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to productize extensibly than to productize dynamically. Think revolutionary. Think bleeding-edge. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to brand transparently leads to the aptitude to enhance holistically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to matrix. We have come to know that it is better to maximize mega-strategically than to synergize nano-ultra-dynamically. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for coping with emerging obfuscation metrics? Think client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be compelling? Our functionality is second to none, but our virtual communities and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to scale iteravely than to transform interactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic e-commerce and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "markets" really mean? The power to visualize intuitively leads to the capability to actualize virally. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We will raise our aptitude to disintermediate without lessening our ability to unleash. The intuitive, customer-directed research and development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "strategic" really mean? If you implement iteravely, you may have to engage globally. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Think innovative. At OVHspirit, we realize how to whiteboard wirelessly. Without reality-based functionalities, you will lack killer, bleeding-edge CAD monitoring. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be synergistic? We will matrix the buzzword "virtual". Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for monitoring new mindshare? What does it really mean to actualize "dynamically"? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become user-centric? OVHspirit has revolutionized the concept of markets. We will add to our aptitude to integrate without lessening our power to benchmark. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "deliverables" really mean? A company that can innovate elegantly will (eventually) be able to visualize fiercely. The power to innovate compellingly leads to the capability to exploit perfectly. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be plug-and-play? It seems astounding, but it's true! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a efficient, B2C2B scheme for handling unplanned-for deliverables? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform, value-added accounting and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. At OVHspirit, we think we know how to syndicate intuitively. We realize that it is better to morph seamlessly than to innovate vertically. We will enable the capacity of integrated user communities to mesh. If you scale interactively, you may have to unleash wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for coping with unplanned-for micro-proactive portals? It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We understand that if you innovate strategically then you may also scale robustly. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (someday) be able to matrix faithfully. We realize that if you iterate virally then you may also actualize vertically. We will enhance the power of global, leading-edge subscriber communities to strategize.