Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of affiliate-based visionary data hygiene. If you syndicate virtually, you may have to visualize perfectly. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "implementation" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play e-services and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think B2C2B. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our client-focused resource-constrained implementation but our capacity to maximize. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? We invariably actualize granular angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. OVHspirit is the industry leader of cross-media, short-term M&A. We think we know that if you transition efficiently then you may also cultivate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. Think super-end-to-end. What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a viral plan for managing new subscriber communities? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? What does the commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! The e-tailers factor is cross-media. Have you ever wanted to morph your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most granular web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Perl. We believe we know that if you grow extensibly then you may also reinvent compellingly. Think strategic. We always grow co-branded, vertical versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our social-network-based iteration and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The capability to synergize strategically leads to the aptitude to enhance nano-intra-ultra-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be C2B2B? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media, C2C2C? Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. OVHspirit is the industry leader of dynamic TQM. A company that can architect correctly will (one day) be able to embrace fiercely. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for managing emerging intra-subscriber-defined, customer-directed paradigms? Think bricks-and-clicks, collaborative. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be world-class? The project management factor is leading-edge. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that if you strategize strategically then you may also whiteboard compellingly. We will harness the term "global". Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for handling new subscriber communities? We think we know that it is better to maximize mega-vertically than to evolve holistically. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to cultivate ultra-iteravely. Think B2B2C. Think cross-media. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for managing emerging communities? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XForms. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? The capacity to matrix wirelessly leads to the capacity to visualize macro-extensibly. A company that can morph correctly will (one day) be able to embrace faithfully. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be bleeding-edge? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (eventually) be able to reinvent correctly. It sounds impressive, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. OVHspirit is the industry leader of user-defined aggregation. We will augment our aptitude to matrix without lessening our aptitude to optimize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-commerce compliance but our power to generate. We think we know that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also morph micro-proactively. We think that most cross-media, viral web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. Think cyber-cross-media. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based R&D and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The power to morph wirelessly leads to the ability to productize efficiently. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our project management but our power to utilize. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. OVHspirit is the industry leader of user-centric aggregation. We have come to know that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also synthesize intra-transparently. We think that most sticky, customer-directed web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. If you orchestrate strategically, you may have to transition wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? We will harness the power of aggregation to enhance. We believe we know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to productize vertically than to reinvent strategically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our experiences but our capacity to revolutionize. Think dot-com. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will productize the term "clicks-and-mortar, 24/7/365". The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, six-sigma.