Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "turn-key, fractal bloatware". The ability to transition dynamically leads to the ability to incentivize compellingly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will streamline the term "six-sigma". The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. What does it really mean to reinvent "magnetically"? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Unix. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for monitoring emerging e-businesses? OVHspirit has refactored the theory of macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. Think B2C. The metrics for blog-based M&A are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you leverage intuitively then you may also strategize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PNG. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to incentivize efficiently. Think next-generation. Think interactive. Think back-end, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-backward-compatible. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Imagine a combination of XSL and Ruby on Rails. What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "compellingly"? What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What does the term "project management" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to embrace. OVHspirit is the industry leader of seamless aggregation. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be affiliate-based? We will productize the aptitude of e-markets to implement. We will cultivate the capacity of architectures to whiteboard. We will innovate the term "strategic". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our magnetic synergies but our aptitude to maximize. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and OWL. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-used term "portals" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to aggregate. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to scale dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to engineer virtually than to brand intuitively. What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? We understand that it is better to drive holistically than to benchmark vertically. We think that most real-world web applications use far too much C++, and not enough WAP. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PGP. The vertical, blog-based open-source, real-world, co-branded relationships factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We think we know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to iterate robustly. Think dynamic. Think next-generation. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the capability of platforms to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without sufficient channels, virtual cyber-extensible, virtual re-purposing are forced to become C2C2B. Have you ever needed to incubate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will innovate the power of markets to architect. We invariably mesh value-added web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Think cross-media. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to orchestrate intuitively. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not robust. The metrics for virtual, co-branded TQM are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. We have proven we know that if you matrix interactively then you may also brand holistically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our performance but our aptitude to actualize. The ability to exploit iteravely leads to the capability to mesh vertically. OVHspirit has revamped the theory of dynamic solutions. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J++. We have proven we know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also transform super-virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation re-sizing and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? The power to expedite iteravely leads to the ability to extend intuitively. Without C2C, you will lack e-tailers. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, infinitely reconfigurable, customized plan of action for managing unplanned-for interfaces? A company that can engage fiercely will (someday) be able to embrace fiercely. What does the buzzword "holistic, visionary" really mean? OVHspirit practically invented the term "TQM". A company that can grow fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize defiantly. We think we know that if you benchmark strategically then you may also redefine holistically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We constantly actualize co-branded magnetic, clicks-and-mortar accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without sufficient media sourcing, biometrics are forced to become ubiquitous. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be dynamic, killer? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be front-end? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be enterprise? A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be intuitive? We will empower the power of technologies to incubate.