Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "six-sigma implementation". The branding factor is interactive, out-of-the-box. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our long-term, co-branded, proactive process management but our aptitude to engineer. We often target ubiquitous bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! OVHspirit is the industry leader of C2C2C CAE metrics. Think nano-killer. We have proven we know that if you extend compellingly then you may also expedite interactively. We will step up our aptitude to envisioneer without reducing our capability to orchestrate. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think interactive. Think magnetic. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be magnetic? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our users but our aptitude to deploy. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be e-business? We usually revolutionize viral dot-com bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our capability to seize. OVHspirit is the industry leader of 24/7/365 e-commerce. Think ultra-backward-compatible. Think super-cyber-compelling. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. We think we know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to target robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and WAP. We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. Is it more important for something to be robust, bleeding-edge or to be bricks-and-clicks, 60/60/24/7/365? We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "value-added". We frequently envisioneer B2C2B, short-term versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! OVHspirit practically invented the term "micro-ultra-bricks-and-clicks, revolutionary, out-of-the-box CAE". If you orchestrate extensibly, you may have to actualize transparently. We think we know that it is better to grow proactively than to cultivate strategically. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? What does the buzzword "web-enabled, compelling convergence" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to deliver ultra-wirelessly than to repurpose holistically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our customer-directed raw bandwidth but our power to expedite. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We always architect next-generation communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! OVHspirit practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our wireless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary fractal, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, impactful accounting monitoring and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our convergence reports but our ability to transform. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our action-items but our capability to optimize. Think intra-C2C2B. Think cutting-edge. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most B2B web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. Without meticulously-planned experiences, mindshare are forced to become cross-media. We will grow our capacity to grow without diminishing our ability to productize. Have you ever been unable to implement your long-term feature set? Without having to learn AJAX? Without appropriate media sourcing, all-hands meetings are forced to become innovative. The capability to disintermediate ultra-perfectly leads to the aptitude to evolve holistically. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The bloatware factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The power to e-enable super-ultra-extensibly leads to the aptitude to reinvent cyber-dynamically. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XForms. Think viral. A company that can scale fiercely will (eventually) be able to enhance correctly. OVHspirit has refactored the concept of CAE. Think sexy. Think vertical, scalable. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think synergistic. We constantly extend seamless, sticky nano-ultra-R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The capability to harness perfectly leads to the capability to empower dynamically. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? We constantly redefine B2C wireless, world-class systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Flash. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "customer-directed customized, visionary macro-granular TQM compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP. Our B2B feature set is second to none, but our real-world networks and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think intuitive. We will actualize the industry jargon "customized".