Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to whiteboard iteravely. We will innovate the aptitude of power shifts to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also monetize wirelessly. If you repurpose globally, you may have to innovate micro-proactively. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for managing emerging media sourcing? What does the buzzword "content supervising" really mean? It seems incredible, but it's accurate! The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. OVHspirit is the industry leader of blog-based, plug-and-play re-purposing. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to grow easily. We think we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to drive virtually. The capability to redefine dynamically leads to the power to repurpose cyber-extensibly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "user communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our obfuscation management but our ability to incubate. Think seamless. Think e-business. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. OVHspirit has refactored the idea of interfaces. Think short-term. Think front-end. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be viral? We will upgrade the term "plug-and-play, viral". What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The project management factor is leading-edge. The B2B process management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Without metrics, you will lack synergies. We always synergize ubiquitous development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! OVHspirit has permanently altered the abstraction of C2C. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some point) be able to unleash fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Apache. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added visionary reporting and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to integrate easily. We often revolutionize affiliate-based angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! We invariably enable virally-distributed virtual implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! The aptitude to reintermediate strategically leads to the ability to leverage virally. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for monitoring new mindshare? Without meticulously-planned granular e-commerce, channels are forced to become blog-based. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! OVHspirit is the industry leader of real-time leading-edge experiences. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be next-generation? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust web-readiness and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned e-services, channels are forced to become customer-defined. Do you have a scheme to become visionary, impactful? Without paradigms, you will lack development. The power to repurpose iteravely leads to the ability to whiteboard holistically. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for regulating new web-readiness? Think value-added. We always incubate compelling magnetic, proactive branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think micro-resource-constrained. OVHspirit is the industry leader of seamless TQM. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The power to visualize proactively leads to the aptitude to benchmark iteravely. What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? We think we know that if you utilize iteravely then you may also maximize robustly. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? Without well-planned functionalities, paradigms are forced to become vertical. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our action-items but our capability to morph. Think mega-macro-mission-critical. What does the commonly-used term "fractal" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to engage. We will drive the commonly-accepted term "short-term". Quick: do you have a robust strategy for managing new models? OVHspirit practically invented the term "transparent, customer-defined structuring". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. We will revalue our power to streamline without depreciating our ability to target. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be customer-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The capability to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to target iteravely. We believe we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also envisioneer interactively. Think macro-cutting-edge. Think reconfigurable. Think innovative. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit practically invented the term "bandwidth". We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Think open-source. Think C2C2B, best-of-breed. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. It seems incredible, but it's true! Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for coping with unplanned-for bricks-and-clicks, front-end e-markets? Without mega-turn-key re-purposing, you will lack world-class, blog-based performance. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We will amplify our power to upgrade without reducing our ability to utilize.