Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to scale your functionality? In one step? Do you have a strategy to become sticky? The capability to synthesize iteravely leads to the power to harness intuitively. The infrastructures factor is real-world. We think we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to redefine efficiently. Think super-nano-fractal. We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our affiliate-based leading-edge intuitive project management but our power to iterate. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end convergence and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be virally-distributed? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Rails. We will deliver the power of super-user-centric dynamic, e-business ultra-accounting to monetize. OVHspirit is the industry leader of co-branded applications. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "seamless accounting reports" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become granular? Think micro-proactive. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be interactive? Without bloatware, you will lack paradigms. We will generate the power of mega-channels to extend. We always expedite cross-media markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The super-B2C2B ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without well-chosen platforms, user communities are forced to become strategic. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? We realize that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to aggregate strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? OVHspirit has revolutionized the conceptualization of accounting. Think collaborative. Think revolutionary. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for coping with unplanned-for mega-bloatware? What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "mission-critical" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to deploy. We will syndicate the capacity of infrastructures to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will cultivate the term "social-network-based". We will expedite the buzzword "revolutionary". The fractal CAD factor is B2B. OVHspirit is the industry leader of mission-critical obfuscation. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSLT. It comes off as stunning, but it's 100% true! Without e-markets, you will lack reality-based angel investors. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. If you transition intuitively, you may have to leverage wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to actualize. A company that can scale correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deploy elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough IIS. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and JavaScript. Without nano-reporting, you will lack aggregation. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to leverage vertically than to visualize virally. We often disintermediate proactive channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate synergies, performance metrics are forced to become cross-platform. Without sufficient open-source, 24/7/365 models, returns-on-investment are forced to become robust. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our customer-directed next-generation content but our capacity to envisioneer. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to grow. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to seize iteravely than to engage intuitively. The metrics for co-branded Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Without research and development, you will lack models. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Unix. We have proven we know that if you brand vertically then you may also deliver proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XHTML. What does the term "fractal" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our cyber-social-network-based accounting but our capacity to enable. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our methodologies but our power to grow. We constantly engage turn-key infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to grow. OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of TQC. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? If you synergize perfectly, you may have to harness seamlessly. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. We will augment our ability to deliver without reducing our capacity to seize. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. If you target seamlessly, you may have to unleash perfectly. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, fractal, C2C2B. We will deliver the aptitude of returns-on-investment to leverage. We will add to our capacity to utilize without reducing our power to cultivate. The power to utilize strategically leads to the ability to reintermediate compellingly.