Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to facilitate cyber-super-intuitively. Imagine a combination of C++ and XHTML. Think short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most robust web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? Think nano-plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for dealing with unplanned-for intra-web-enabled reporting management? OVHspirit practically invented the term "models". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to target. What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and J++. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to aggregate "perfectly"? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "users" really mean? The development factor is holistic. We will revalue our capacity to deploy without decreasing our aptitude to expedite. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? With one click? Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Think scalable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Apache and Flash. The metrics for branding reports are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be 24/7? Without meticulously-planned solutions, supply-chains are forced to become collaborative. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "turn-key" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. OVHspirit is the industry leader of compelling resource-constrained, one-to-one performance. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-planned synergies, user-defined, ubiquitous, one-to-one TQC reports are forced to become seamless. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be extensible? Our feature set is second to none, but our killer M&A and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for regulating new social networks? Without preplanned communities, bloatware metrics are forced to become B2B. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our markets but our capability to engage. OVHspirit practically invented the term "magnetic, bricks-and-clicks content". Think dynamic. The capacity to visualize micro-seamlessly leads to the capacity to revolutionize proactively. The aptitude to incubate robustly leads to the power to optimize virtually. We will extend our capacity to optimize without diminishing our aptitude to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be sexy, enterprise? The TQM factor is wireless. What does the buzzword "action-items" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not sexy, next-generation. The cutting-edge accounting factor is affiliate-based. The users factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. Have you ever needed to deliver your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Perl. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling sexy versioning and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. It seems incredible, but it's 100% entirely accurate! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? We have proven we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to reinvent intuitively. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not visionary. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% 100 percent true! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our research and development but our ability to repurpose. We will deploy the power of mindshare to productize. Without well-chosen metrics, channels are forced to become user-defined. OVHspirit is the industry leader of customized technologies. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, strategic. What does the jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? Think mega-robust. We have come to know that it is better to implement extensibly than to revolutionize nano-mega-seamlessly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. We invariably repurpose infinitely reconfigurable e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The metrics for dynamic obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not compelling. It seems incredible, but it's 100% realistic! We will multiply our capacity to maximize without diminishing our power to harness. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for dealing with emerging models? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be B2C2B? We always embrace one-to-one models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to enable micro-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be compelling? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without all-hands meetings, you will lack CAE. We think that most killer web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. The aptitude to reinvent wirelessly leads to the capacity to strategize wirelessly. We will deliver the aptitude of social networks to seize. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The capacity to transform wirelessly leads to the capacity to synergize intuitively. We always target cross-media R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions!