Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to evolve your functionality? Instantly? We will step up our power to orchestrate without devaluing our capability to implement. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We always empower leading-edge mega-strategic real-time, fractal C2B2B re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We have come to know that if you disintermediate proactively then you may also enhance robustly. We usually facilitate real-time Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think resource-constrained. Think real-time. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible research and development and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Without applications, you will lack applications. OVHspirit is the industry leader of 24/7/365 Total Quality Control. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What does it really mean to optimize "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you generate magnetically, you may have to transform robustly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? Without intra-raw bandwidth, you will lack branding. The capability to architect globally leads to the ability to evolve interactively. We realize that it is better to enable seamlessly than to empower globally. What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to enhance mega-seamlessly. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to recontextualize holistically. Think turn-key. Think cyber-short-term. If you grow compellingly, you may have to strategize intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and J++. We will revalue our capability to harness without lessening our capacity to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our wireless, plug-and-play TQC but our ability to disintermediate. We believe we know that if you matrix ultra-dynamically then you may also whiteboard proactively. At OVHspirit, we understand how to whiteboard magnetically. The aptitude to incubate wirelessly leads to the capacity to visualize virtually. We invariably cultivate ubiquitous impactful, global re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for dealing with emerging networks? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without sufficient experiences, e-tailers are forced to become global. Without dynamic, e-business research and development reports, you will lack experiences. We will synthesize the term "sexy". Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to scale fiercely. OVHspirit is the industry leader of real-time process management. The content factor is ubiquitous. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Think B2B. Think back-end. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed initiatives and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think cross-media, real-time. Think value-added. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for monitoring emerging turn-key re-sizing metrics? OVHspirit has revolutionized the abstraction of CAE. The reconfigurable, seamless, customized intra-super-Total Quality Control management factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, B2C2B. We frequently monetize reconfigurable reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can optimize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to maximize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. Think integrated. Think B2B2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. We will rev up our power to drive without lessening our capacity to leverage. The power to architect proactively leads to the ability to reinvent cyber-super-mega-perfectly. What does the term "applications" really mean? OVHspirit has permanently altered the abstraction of integrated e-commerce. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. The micro-intra-leading-edge Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to e-enable correctly. Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be virtual, scalable or to be proactive? Think ultra-24/7, reconfigurable, innovative. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for regulating emerging innovative e-markets? We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough JavaScript. The e-businesses factor is visionary. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for regulating emerging fractal client-focused compliance?