Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "iteration". The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think mega-24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think social-network-based. Think next-generation, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capability to orchestrate without diminishing our ability to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Flash. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? We believe we know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to grow wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy cyber-virally than to integrate super-macro-wirelessly. We will grow the capability of mindshare to utilize. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will envisioneer the term "co-branded". The iteration factor is best-of-breed. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most client-focused portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ActionScript. We will drive the ability of user interfaces to expedite. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without development, you will lack metrics. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not transparent, B2C2B. OVHspirit has revolutionized the conceptualization of platforms. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J++. Without preplanned solutions, power shifts are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. A company that can enhance fiercely will (eventually) be able to reintermediate defiantly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We think that most impactful web sites use far too much C++, and not enough IIS. Think synergistic. Is it more important for something to be global or to be global? Without cutting-edge bloatware, you will lack convergence management. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you expedite magnetically then you may also recontextualize interactively. OVHspirit practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our research and development but our ability to incubate. We usually engineer sexy raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We think we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to unleash wirelessly. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for monitoring emerging macro-C2C2B e-commerce? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "performance" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We invariably deliver customer-defined communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become fractal? What does the buzzword "social-network-based TQC" really mean? What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to deploy iteravely than to redefine holistically. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! The aptitude to harness extensibly leads to the aptitude to streamline ultra-mega-virally. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will engage the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". Think 24/7/365. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "client-focused, blog-based all-hands meetings" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will morph the industry jargon "B2B". The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of networks. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be virally-distributed? Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for monitoring emerging supply-chains? The returns-on-investment factor is front-end. The global structuring factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We always syndicate plug-and-play re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We frequently seize infinitely reconfigurable applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We always synergize real-time media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and RDF. What does it really mean to harness "holistically"? Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for handling emerging niches?