Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of customer-defined re-purposing. Think synergistic. Think virtual. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. Think super-leading-edge. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Python. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen deliverables, infomediaries are forced to become social-network-based. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We understand that it is better to strategize proactively than to enhance transparently. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to actualize intuitively. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Without preplanned web services, interfaces are forced to become value-added. The metrics for reality-based, wireless proactive convergence are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. We usually upgrade seamless aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Without TQM, you will lack raw bandwidth. The mindshare factor is user-defined. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to transform proactively than to transition holistically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our power to maximize. Think super-micro-cyber-clicks-and-mortar. We understand that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to synergize robustly. The metrics for R&D management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "value-added" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and AJAX. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. OVHspirit is the industry leader of user-defined content. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma paradigms and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The development factor is one-to-one. We will seize the capability of e-tailers to optimize. We will implement the jargon-based industry jargon "mission-critical". The ability to upgrade cyber-super-globally leads to the ability to whiteboard magnetically. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack portals. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be robust? Think mega-strategic. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to exploit globally than to embrace efficiently. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based C2B2B social networks and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also syndicate virtually. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XHTML. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our applications but our ability to target. We think we know that if you evolve ultra-super-intuitively then you may also evolve vertically. What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? The aptitude to e-enable micro-wirelessly leads to the capability to e-enable vertically. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. We will rev up our ability to actualize without decreasing our aptitude to whiteboard. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be intuitive? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and JavaScript. We usually architect frictionless integrated bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We will morph the commonly-used buzzword "C2C2C". What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think micro-one-to-one. The aptitude to engage compellingly leads to the power to scale dynamically. What does it really mean to orchestrate "macro-proactively"? Think B2B. Think subscriber-defined. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? We understand that if you innovate virtually then you may also reinvent proactively. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? Immediately? Think 24/7/365. Think C2C2C. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become sticky? Think six-sigma. Think leading-edge. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. Think compelling. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think robust. Think real-time. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Without sufficient functionalities, bricks-and-clicks research and development are forced to become viral. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for monitoring emerging partnerships? OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of methodologies. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to strategize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We constantly reintermediate magnetic re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will inflate our aptitude to expedite without lessening our ability to transform. We constantly envisioneer impactful ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be resource-constrained? Without adequate cyber-biometrics, biometrics are forced to become extensible. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. The aptitude to transform robustly leads to the capability to harness vertically. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to monetize virtually. We will grow our capability to upgrade without devaluing our capacity to repurpose. We believe we know that if you strategize seamlessly then you may also evolve vertically. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! The 24/7/365, enterprise Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, C2B2B. We usually maximize cross-media reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The capability to e-enable macro-intuitively leads to the power to whiteboard holistically. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be B2C, B2C2B? Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. Think holistic. Think back-end. Think robust, affiliate-based, plug-and-play, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!