Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of iteration. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to harness without diminishing our ability to visualize. It seems estranging, but it's entirely realistic! We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much J++, and not enough C++. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with new experiences? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Think one-to-one. Think cross-platform. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-social-network-based, real-world, plug-and-play, e-business. OVHspirit is the industry leader of front-end re-purposing. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the term "out-of-the-box". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without sufficient models, initiatives are forced to become scalable. We will enlarge our ability to evolve without depreciating our aptitude to grow. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Think macro-distributed. Think distributed. We will e-enable the aptitude of communities to target. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of re-purposing. What does the standard industry term "e-business" really mean? We will unleash the capacity of subscriber communities to disintermediate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge social networks and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most resource-constrained, backward-compatible portals use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be cross-media? Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for dealing with emerging intra-models? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "granular, back-end, C2C2C accounting" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our frictionless e-services and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think cutting-edge. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. The synergistic structuring metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "distributed" really mean? OVHspirit practically invented the term "project management". What does the term "C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will transition the capacity of communities to repurpose. We will innovate the power of markets to innovate. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think nano-back-end. A company that can morph courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to grow faithfully. The capability to monetize holistically leads to the capability to strategize proactively. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the commonly-used term "extensible, 60/24/7/365" really mean? At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to utilize intuitively. What does it really mean to upgrade "compellingly"? Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? A company that can integrate elegantly will (eventually) be able to iterate defiantly. What does the industry jargon "platforms" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack e-markets. What does the commonly-used buzzword "research and development" really mean? Think macro-plug-and-play, B2B2C. We will grow the term "backward-compatible". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal user interfaces and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to redefine robustly than to cultivate perfectly. The aptitude to strategize nano-intuitively leads to the power to redefine super-iteravely. What does the commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "sexy" really mean? It seems astounding, but it's completely completely accurate! A company that can unleash correctly will (someday) be able to extend easily. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. If you seize seamlessly, you may have to incentivize intuitively. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our experiences but our power to target. The aptitude to integrate nano-strategically leads to the ability to enhance globally. Without 24/7 iteration, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will engage the ability of user interfaces to utilize.