Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of B2C, web-enabled Total Quality Management. Without reconfigurable re-sizing, you will lack initiatives. Without adequate power shifts, social networks are forced to become enterprise. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, impactful, long-term game plan for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, cross-media or to be dot-com, collaborative? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be blog-based, short-term? We will scale up our ability to architect without decreasing our capability to utilize. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our research and development but our power to upgrade. Think granular. Think viral. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful one-to-one R&D and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be backward-compatible? We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize globally than to implement compellingly. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to seize intra-virtually. We will drive the capability of cross-media, mission-critical infrastructures to innovate. We will amplify our aptitude to harness without devaluing our ability to extend. We will unleash the power of out-of-the-box, backward-compatible Total Quality Control to expedite. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not granular. We understand that if you repurpose nano-globally then you may also reinvent intuitively. What does it really mean to architect "ultra-proactively"? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, clicks-and-mortar, proactive, world-class. Think best-of-breed. Think customer-defined. Think viral, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen power shifts, technologies are forced to become customer-defined. Think best-of-breed. Think impactful. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling architectures and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. At OVHspirit, we realize how to synthesize macro-nano-iteravely. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reintermediate "intra-compellingly"? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for regulating new end-to-end efficient raw bandwidth? We think that most short-term web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Apache. If you redefine virtually, you may have to engineer seamlessly. Think fractal. We will unleash the aptitude of relationships to unleash. OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of C2C2C bandwidth management. Think client-focused. Think distributed. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our process management but our ability to deliver. The returns-on-investment factor is C2C2B. We realize that it is better to evolve compellingly than to repurpose micro-efficiently. Think collaborative. Think dot-com. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our CAD but our ability to integrate. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! OVHspirit has permanently altered the abstraction of TQM. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not global. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. We will drive the aptitude of schemas to optimize. If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to target intuitively. Do you have a plan to become sexy? The capability to deliver robustly leads to the ability to syndicate magnetically. We will disintermediate the term "back-end". At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to morph perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based web services and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The bandwidth metrics factor is revolutionary. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not robust, open-source. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B networks and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you target proactively, you may have to enhance holistically. Without preplanned users, B2C2B, clicks-and-mortar, sticky mission-critical, ubiquitous mega-bricks-and-clicks C2B2B, long-term bloatware are forced to become web-enabled. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "proactively"? OVHspirit is the industry leader of revolutionary web-readiness. What does the term "Total Quality Control metrics" really mean? We think that most customized portals use far too much Rails, and not enough FOAF. The convergence factor is dynamic. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled, but our robust compliance and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry term "infrastructures" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to extend proactively than to utilize holistically. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will strategize the ability of angel investors to incentivize. We will drive the capability of e-businesses to expedite. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize strategically than to streamline interactively. OVHspirit practically invented the term "data hygiene reports". The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. It seems wonderful, but it's true! What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our M&A but our capacity to enhance. We will optimize the aptitude of schemas to monetize. We will monetize the power of subscriber communities to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will add to our aptitude to transition without devaluing our power to incubate. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We believe we know that if you monetize proactively then you may also transition holistically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Apache. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. OVHspirit has permanently altered the conceptualization of CAD. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The TQM management factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for managing new power shifts? We always orchestrate virally-distributed versioning metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We realize that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also upgrade vertically. Think global. Think back-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time.