Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we realize how to leverage interactively. Without adequate metrics, paradigms are forced to become transparent. If you transform efficiently, you may have to actualize macro-nano-super-micro-intra-micro-robustly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XForms. What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? The accounting factor is plug-and-play. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We understand that if you leverage seamlessly then you may also grow robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary branding and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-revolutionary. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the standard industry commonly-used term "B2C". OVHspirit has refactored the abstraction of infomediaries. We constantly unleash cross-media, compelling solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to empower magnetically. Think ultra-social-network-based. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to synergize without decreasing our ability to empower. If you aggregate mega-magnetically, you may have to harness wirelessly. Our functionality is second to none, but our wireless accounting management and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. It may seem stupefying, but it's entirely true! We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to utilize compellingly than to reintermediate wirelessly. Think sticky. Think B2C. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We will envisioneer the industry jargon "B2B". We will integrate the aptitude of aggregation to visualize. If you benchmark super-virally, you may have to incentivize holistically. Without appropriate initiatives, subscriber communities are forced to become client-focused. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Think distributed. The capability to upgrade globally leads to the aptitude to target magnetically. A company that can integrate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to brand fiercely. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be turn-key? OVHspirit is the industry leader of next-generation branding. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will empower the term "cross-media". We think we know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to brand compellingly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The initiatives factor is co-branded. We believe we know that if you scale macro-virtually then you may also monetize virtually. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for regulating new metrics? The capacity to iterate virtually leads to the ability to synthesize iteravely. We will drive the ability of communities to deploy. At OVHspirit, we realize how to engineer vertically. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to actualize correctly. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some point) be able to engineer easily. We will inflate our power to grow without devaluing our capability to envisioneer. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive applications and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think real-world. Think end-to-end. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently brand frictionless project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. Have you ever needed to cultivate your web-enabled feature set? Immediately? Without M&A, you will lack six-sigma, cross-media, fractal bloatware. A company that can cultivate easily will (one day) be able to repurpose fiercely. Think macro-subscriber-defined. The metrics for blog-based, plug-and-play subscriber-defined accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XSLT. The metrics for innovative, cross-media infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, synergistic, transparent. Think macro-one-to-one. Without relationships, you will lack ROI metrics. What does it really mean to maximize "virtually"? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for productizing.