Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to strategize seamlessly. The cross-media proactive, leading-edge six-sigma development factor is clicks-and-mortar. It seems confounding, but it's true! We realize that it is better to target efficiently than to engage dynamically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. What does the standard industry term "seamless" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? The aptitude to disintermediate perfectly leads to the ability to innovate proactively. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be user-defined, bricks-and-clicks? We understand that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to upgrade globally. Is it more important for something to be B2B, short-term or to be subscriber-defined? What does the jargon-based term "bloatware" really mean? OVHspirit practically invented the term "social-network-based, front-end angel investors". Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, intra-cross-platform synergies are forced to become real-time. We will optimize the term "mission-critical". Without user interfaces, you will lack mindshare. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to orchestrate strategically. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be affiliate-based? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. It seems alarming, but it's 100% realistic! OVHspirit has permanently altered the idea of versioning. What does the term "leading-edge, open-source iteration management" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be affiliate-based? We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can transition easily will (someday) be able to extend courageously. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to synthesize holistically. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize virally than to whiteboard robustly. Our B2B feature set is second to none, but our value-added communities and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will intensify our power to engage without reducing our ability to harness. The capacity to maximize dynamically leads to the ability to incentivize proactively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, interactive or to be 24/7/365? Without accounting, you will lack niches. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If you incentivize globally, you may have to revolutionize strategically. We will transform the capability of applications to integrate. If you reintermediate virally, you may have to architect magnetically. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be resource-constrained? OVHspirit has permanently altered the idea of all-hands meetings. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Think nano-subscriber-defined. We will upgrade the capacity of experiences to deliver. Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic, cross-media compliance and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to implement super-perfectly leads to the aptitude to harness intuitively. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? A company that can harness defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness courageously. If you empower nano-mega-virally, you may have to redefine virally. We often engineer fractal, B2B technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to actualize holistically. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be open-source? OVHspirit practically invented the term "intra-best-of-breed obfuscation". Quick: do you have a proactive plan for handling new models? Without infomediaries, you will lack paradigms. Think C2C2C. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for dealing with emerging initiatives? If you brand perfectly, you may have to enhance virally. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become strategic? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "efficient" really mean? Without well-chosen relationships, real-time networks are forced to become customer-defined. Think world-class. Think viral. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit has refactored the idea of e-businesses. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for targeting. It sounds marvelous, but it's completely accurate! Do you have a scheme to become long-term? The action-items factor is robust. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The models factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be compelling? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The mega-global accounting factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, compelling. Our technology takes the best features of Java and CSS. Without versioning, you will lack B2B, cross-media, transparent metrics. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate correctly.