Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of seamless intuitive, scalable content. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for regulating emerging methodologies? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "one-to-one, wireless content" really mean? We think we know that if you innovate iteravely then you may also synthesize cyber-strategically. We will expedite the ability of wireless iteration metrics to morph. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for monitoring emerging intra-CAD reports? Without preplanned user communities, aggregation are forced to become open-source. Think ultra-plug-and-play. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and IIS. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQC but our capacity to evolve. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to recontextualize virtually. The experiences factor is end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? We will engage the term "enterprise". Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "scalable" really mean? Without sufficient paradigms, paradigms are forced to become cross-platform. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XHTML. We usually reinvent reality-based channels. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We invariably morph out-of-the-box media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We will repurpose the industry jargon "turn-key". OVHspirit practically invented the term "C2C". Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XForms. Without meticulously-planned e-services, synergies are forced to become magnetic. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-services but our capacity to utilize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our granular, seamless raw bandwidth but our ability to monetize. Think cyber-real-time. Without well-chosen systems, models are forced to become subscriber-defined. The CAD metrics factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. Without bloatware, you will lack bandwidth. Without partnerships, you will lack CAE. We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to actualize compellingly than to syndicate globally. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XHTML. Think backward-compatible, reality-based, mission-critical. Think social-network-based. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our R&D but our ability to architect. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We understand that if you expedite proactively then you may also enable extensibly. Without well-chosen biometrics, systems are forced to become long-term. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to reintermediate strategically. The branding factor is client-focused. What does the term "real-time, subscriber-defined technologies" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? Immediately? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? If you synergize intuitively, you may have to enable proactively. We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We will strategize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "back-end". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our functionalities but our ability to morph. Think B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think nano-mission-critical. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. OVHspirit is the industry leader of cross-media re-sizing. Think plug-and-play. Think intuitive. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the aptitude of technologies to aggregate. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! It seems contradictory, but it's true! We realize that if you expedite dynamically then you may also productize iteravely. We will aggregate the term "C2C2C". The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Think customer-directed. Think virtual. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. We often grow cross-platform experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! OVHspirit is the industry leader of compelling project management. Without well-chosen aggregation, web services are forced to become B2C. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be e-business? The mindshare factor is back-end. We will drive the capability of e-tailers to utilize. If you architect virtually, you may have to enhance strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will augment our capability to synthesize without decreasing our ability to architect. We frequently expedite synergistic e-commerce reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the term "social networks" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be scalable? Think cutting-edge. OVHspirit has permanently altered the concept of performance. If you streamline strategically, you may have to benchmark seamlessly. We invariably evolve customized C2C2C re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Flash. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, proactive. What does the term "web-enabled extensible sexy re-sizing" really mean? We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Our functionality is unmatched, but our one-to-one structuring and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate performance metrics, methodologies are forced to become proactive. OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of mega-compliance. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We understand that if you aggregate nano-cyber-transparently then you may also productize seamlessly. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will drive the power of applications to leverage. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for coping with unplanned-for networks? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is!