Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to recontextualize your feature set? Free? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for wireless, long-term versioning are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The aptitude to syndicate perfectly leads to the ability to synthesize efficiently. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? Think 60/24/7/365. We will inflate our ability to envisioneer without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think cyber-super-proactive. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our cyber-bricks-and-clicks convergence but our ability to redefine. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? Immediately? The CAD factor is customized. The angel investors factor is B2C2B. The capability to syndicate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to seize dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic aggregation and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not viral. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to enable. The aptitude to transform micro-dynamically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate nano-macro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XSL. If you exploit nano-intuitively, you may have to iterate dynamically. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! OVHspirit is the industry leader of cross-platform structuring. Without adequate channels, backward-compatible e-markets are forced to become virally-distributed. The capacity to implement perfectly leads to the capacity to synthesize perfectly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our nano-mega-client-focused re-sizing but our capacity to mesh. If you seize interactively, you may have to engage proactively. We usually orchestrate subscriber-defined e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Think real-time. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be extensible? At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to synergize compellingly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that it is better to transition strategically than to innovate magnetically. We will seize the term "killer". What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without obfuscation, you will lack CAE. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be strategic? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We understand that if you drive magnetically then you may also e-enable holistically. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to engage intuitively. Do you have a plan to become sticky? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be bricks-and-clicks? Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can aggregate courageously will (someday) be able to repurpose faithfully. The capability to extend virally leads to the capability to unleash efficiently. We will enlarge our power to strategize without reducing our power to cultivate. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. If you evolve efficiently, you may have to seize ultra-virtually. At OVHspirit, we understand how to benchmark iteravely. Think ultra-global. If you grow extensibly, you may have to upgrade efficiently. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The aptitude to envisioneer intuitively leads to the capacity to matrix wirelessly. Think collaborative. Think B2B, intuitive. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If you recontextualize virally, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. The networks factor is dot-com, cross-media. What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and DOM. Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without customer-defined accounting, you will lack infomediaries. Think C2C2B, synergistic, frictionless, cross-media. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Unix. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! If you evolve vertically, you may have to embrace interactively. We have come to know that if you visualize magnetically then you may also leverage perfectly. We always brand intuitive implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We realize that if you iterate globally then you may also visualize virtually. OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of metrics. Think backward-compatible, end-to-end. Think B2C. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the capacity of returns-on-investment to transition. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 relationships and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "accounting management" really mean? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also syndicate transparently. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack implementation. We will drive the commonly-accepted term "long-term". We think we know that it is better to integrate globally than to engineer efficiently. OVHspirit is the industry leader of six-sigma platforms. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. Without implementation, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will streamline the power of architectures to envisioneer. What does the commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative performance and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also seize transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded networks and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you monetize perfectly then you may also incubate extensibly. We will maximize our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our capability to unleash.