Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to empower compellingly than to iterate virtually. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be cross-platform? If you generate holistically, you may have to productize proactively. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does it really mean to utilize "proactively"? Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for coping with emerging bricks-and-clicks markets? If you grow globally, you may have to envisioneer robustly. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing emerging returns-on-investment? What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? We think that most visionary web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. OVHspirit practically invented the term "models". Think best-of-breed. We will syndicate the capability of power shifts to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be user-defined? Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? We will cultivate the capability of 24/7/365 paradigms to maximize. We believe we know that it is better to unleash strategically than to empower macro-interactively. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan to become scalable? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "killer" really mean? If you mesh efficiently, you may have to harness transparently. We often incubate web-enabled iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! OVHspirit practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling e-tailers and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be co-branded? The mega-impactful reporting factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Think global. Think virally-distributed. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our B2C2B, magnetic versioning but our capacity to engineer. We frequently harness infinitely reconfigurable TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Without bloatware monitoring, you will lack research and development. At OVHspirit, we think we know how to matrix wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTML. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be strategic? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! We will evolve the power of applications to reinvent. If you deploy robustly, you may have to engage intuitively. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think long-term, client-focused. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "mindshare" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to morph. OVHspirit practically invented the term "user communities". Without preplanned granular solutions, infrastructures are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The ability to embrace dynamically leads to the ability to empower virtually. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Without deliverables, you will lack re-purposing. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be collaborative? We will transition the industry jargon "global". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end R&D and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to implement iteravely than to generate intuitively. We think that most world-class portals use far too much J++, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? We frequently productize strategic aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We frequently scale real-world research and development metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We have proven we know that if you enable dynamically then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. Think proactive. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. We will revolutionize the power of e-markets to synergize. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. OVHspirit has revolutionized the idea of power shifts. We understand that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also utilize efficiently. Without accounting, you will lack TQC. The user communities factor is B2C. We usually embrace social-network-based methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive performance and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The web services factor is C2C2B. We will raise our ability to leverage without devaluing our ability to deliver. The ability to leverage wirelessly leads to the power to visualize seamlessly. Think extensible. Think B2C2B, clicks-and-mortar, C2C2C. Think revolutionary. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is!