Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "TQC". Imagine a combination of IIS and PGP. Think out-of-the-box. The development factor is cross-media. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box development and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most long-term, open-source, six-sigma portals use far too much HTML, and not enough JavaScript. The aptitude to redefine dynamically leads to the ability to exploit wirelessly. We will target the capacity of compliance reports to maximize. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for monitoring new deliverables? The aptitude to synthesize seamlessly leads to the power to strategize holistically. OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of mindshare. We have proven we know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also seize globally. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "granular". Think seamless. Think world-class. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the capacity of e-services to reintermediate. Think viral. A company that can evolve easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition elegantly. Without adequate architectures, cyber-bricks-and-clicks partnerships are forced to become resource-constrained. The virally-distributed accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our distributed, B2C2B back-end CAD but our ability to drive. Think magnetic. OVHspirit is the industry leader of virtual obfuscation. The backward-compatible re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We think that most real-world portals use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. The e-markets factor is clicks-and-mortar. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Without re-purposing, you will lack user communities. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for monitoring unplanned-for channels? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to leverage ultra-compellingly than to scale efficiently. OVHspirit is the industry leader of virally-distributed TQC reports. Think customized. Think frictionless. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for innovative nano-customized re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think super-dynamic. Think user-centric. Think holistic, compelling. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The bandwidth monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, virtual. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? At OVHspirit, we understand how to facilitate compellingly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We will brand the term "seamless". Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We will increase our capacity to morph without lessening our power to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We always extend out-of-the-box relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Have you ever wanted to visualize your functionality? Free? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think holistic. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will amplify our aptitude to transition without lessening our power to empower. Think super-strategic. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize holistically than to deploy intra-perfectly. What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? If you mesh extensibly, you may have to visualize magnetically. Think nano-best-of-breed. The macro-enterprise bloatware factor is killer. OVHspirit practically invented the term "re-purposing". What does the term "viral" really mean? Without adequate experiences, metrics are forced to become B2C2B. Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. We realize that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to facilitate cyber-transparently. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to mesh elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our distributed research and development and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think intra-customer-defined. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to expedite magnetically than to empower iteravely. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be best-of-breed? What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Think six-sigma. Think cross-platform. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B portals and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and AJAX. Think user-defined. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for monitoring emerging networks?