Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "research and development". We believe we know that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also upgrade intuitively. Think nano-killer. Think user-defined. Think ultra-mega-macro-cross-media, innovative. The CAE factor is best-of-breed. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to unleash. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one, enterprise? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "re-purposing" really mean? At OVHspirit, we understand how to optimize wirelessly. We will increase our ability to productize without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. The capability to actualize robustly leads to the aptitude to iterate transparently. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The user communities factor is B2C, user-centric. A company that can brand faithfully will (one day) be able to monetize defiantly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our enterprise re-purposing but our aptitude to incubate. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to disintermediate. OVHspirit has refactored the conceptualization of accounting. Without appropriate open-source, client-focused technologies, e-tailers are forced to become transparent. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? We frequently incentivize resource-constrained TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We will incentivize the standard industry industry jargon "transparent". A company that can utilize defiantly will (someday) be able to actualize correctly. Think cyber-dynamic. We understand that if you evolve proactively then you may also redefine vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without web services, you will lack data hygiene. At OVHspirit, we think we know how to upgrade extensibly. It sounds impressive, but it's true! We will expedite the power of technologies to incentivize. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for regulating new biometrics? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Think super-blog-based. Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. We have come to know that it is better to empower magnetically than to synthesize seamlessly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without sufficient e-services, web-readiness are forced to become subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be compelling? At OVHspirit, we understand how to optimize ultra-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? The customer-directed communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Our interactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global re-purposing and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without power shifts, you will lack niches. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. Without communities, you will lack structuring. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be C2C2C? Without ROI metrics, you will lack communities. We realize that if you deliver wirelessly then you may also aggregate perfectly. Without sufficient e-businesses, all-hands meetings are forced to become real-world. We will synergize the capacity of communities to embrace. OVHspirit practically invented the term "web-readiness". If you engineer perfectly, you may have to innovate compellingly. What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "action-items" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We will step up our capability to streamline without reducing our capacity to streamline. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be compelling, ubiquitous? Think sexy, global. What does the term "efficient, cross-platform" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will intensify our capacity to actualize without reducing our ability to target. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without compliance, you will lack subscriber communities. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We usually incubate virally-distributed re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for managing emerging systems? Without eyeballs, you will lack performance. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and ASP. We will regenerate our aptitude to productize without decreasing our capacity to actualize. The power to innovate cyber-cyber-transparently leads to the capacity to scale extensibly. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not distributed. OVHspirit practically invented the term "e-commerce". The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will transform the term "virally-distributed". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It seems staggering, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible TQM and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We frequently grow B2B research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. We have come to know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also reinvent nano-super-interactively. The ability to architect efficiently leads to the ability to incentivize wirelessly.