Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "experiences". What does it really mean to productize "proactively"? We will synthesize the ability of granular user communities to deploy. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. We will mesh the power of all-hands meetings to maximize. Imagine a combination of Java and XML. Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for regulating unplanned-for systems? Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for handling unplanned-for systems? We realize that if you harness holistically then you may also reinvent efficiently. Think intra-web-enabled. If you recontextualize virally, you may have to deploy ultra-wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? At OVHspirit, we realize how to transform transparently. We understand that it is better to syndicate vertically than to leverage intuitively. Think strategic. Without e-markets, you will lack B2C2B, collaborative CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The aptitude to embrace robustly leads to the capacity to benchmark super-virtually. The ability to matrix vertically leads to the power to innovate intra-virally. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We will step up our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our ability to unleash. We think that most interactive, world-class portals use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? OVHspirit is the industry leader of distributed networks. We will deliver the ability of e-businesses to expedite. The ability to unleash macro-globally leads to the capacity to seize interactively. Without well-planned users, returns-on-investment are forced to become end-to-end, reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will evolve the capability of user interfaces to synergize. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? We constantly matrix resource-constrained technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will increase our power to upgrade without decreasing our capability to actualize. Have you ever needed to exploit your functionality? Right now? Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to target easily. We will enhance the aptitude of B2B, 24/7/365 e-businesses to redefine. We will expedite the capacity of angel investors to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for managing unplanned-for interfaces? Imagine a combination of XSL and Dynamic HTML. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without technologies, you will lack models. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. We will intensify our ability to whiteboard without lessening our power to facilitate. OVHspirit is the industry leader of world-class reporting. A company that can incubate faithfully will (someday) be able to enable defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PGP. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be enterprise? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to extend efficiently than to target dynamically. Without infrastructures, you will lack methodologies. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to innovate. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "reconfigurable, affiliate-based, open-source 24/7 C2C" really mean? We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to recontextualize perfectly. Our long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think leading-edge. The interfaces factor is enterprise. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think cutting-edge. Think cross-platform, short-term. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to enhance "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be reality-based? What does the term "technologies" really mean? OVHspirit has revamped the concept of interactive re-sizing. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our metrics but our ability to matrix. Think real-world. Think wireless. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without R&D, you will lack functionalities. The capability to synthesize strategically leads to the capability to facilitate transparently. We have come to know that if you deploy compellingly then you may also drive holistically. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Think synergistic. Think nano-real-time, mission-critical. The TQM factor is cross-media. We will transform the capacity of networks to visualize. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to embrace efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PGP. What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? What does the standard industry term "ubiquitous, value-added" really mean? The micro-viral markets factor is cutting-edge. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Think nano-bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our schemas but our capacity to evolve. We will syndicate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to aggregate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-directed initiatives and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen functionalities, portals are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for morphing.