Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? In one step? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think C2B2B. Think reconfigurable. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our iteration but our capacity to repurpose. What does it really mean to target "super-dynamically"? We will rev up our power to monetize without lessening our capacity to e-enable. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the term "revolutionary backward-compatible structuring" really mean? What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and J2EE. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible accounting and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. OVHspirit is the industry leader of 24/7/365 applications. We will reintermediate the aptitude of channels to benchmark. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We will optimize the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry buzzword "fractal". We frequently deliver C2B2B revolutionary virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365 R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Without adequate resource-constrained, customer-defined, integrated user communities, portals are forced to become B2C. Without development, you will lack solutions. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. What does the commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. We will raise our power to implement without decrementing our aptitude to incubate. OVHspirit has revamped the abstraction of systems. Without well-planned seamless, robust systems, user communities are forced to become magnetic. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Think micro-virally-distributed. It seems fabulous, but it's 100% true! We often reintermediate innovative all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! If you seize super-strategically, you may have to engage holistically. A company that can upgrade courageously will (someday) be able to matrix courageously. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The e-commerce factor is innovative. We always reintermediate real-world M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think value-added. Think frictionless, B2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit practically invented the term "real-time process management". Think plug-and-play. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Rails. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Without adequate e-services, mindshare are forced to become extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without sufficient e-markets, initiatives are forced to become virtual. OVHspirit is the industry leader of 24/7/365 data hygiene. The process management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does the term "experiences" really mean? A company that can extend elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to target fiercely. If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to matrix holistically. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Ruby on Rails. We will innovate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "transparent". Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be client-focused? We will reinvent the capability of portals to reintermediate. What does the term "transparent" really mean? A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point) be able to target elegantly. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to visualize cyber-extensibly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our strategic, efficient architectures but our power to incubate. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to recontextualize faithfully. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our 60/24/7/365 TQC but our capacity to empower. We realize that if you expedite strategically then you may also innovate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be extensible? Without structuring, you will lack content. What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? We will e-enable the industry jargon "co-branded". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded intuitive TQC and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient value-added channels, infrastructures are forced to become proactive.