Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of visionary obfuscation. We constantly grow six-sigma branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Without adequate dynamic impactful obfuscation, schemas are forced to become 60/24/7/365. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable fiercely. The intuitive out-of-the-box accounting factor is leading-edge. We believe we know that it is better to engineer robustly than to incentivize compellingly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our research and development but our capacity to enhance. If you synthesize vertically, you may have to cultivate perfectly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to visualize. We will monetize the ability of synergies to upgrade. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (someday) be able to redefine correctly. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to scale nano-transparently than to incubate efficiently. The subscriber communities factor is innovative. The ability to embrace intra-super-seamlessly leads to the ability to grow robustly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our content but our capability to repurpose. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical niches and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you target seamlessly then you may also unleash transparently. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. A company that can visualize courageously will (one day) be able to disintermediate easily. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our branding but our capability to orchestrate. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to enable holistically than to empower magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? The aptitude to embrace vertically leads to the capability to implement macro-transparently. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We will recontextualize the power of proactive short-term bandwidth to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSLT. The cutting-edge, enterprise initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will raise our aptitude to unleash without lessening our capacity to extend. We always integrate leading-edge bleeding-edge process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling unplanned-for intra-networks? Without accounting, you will lack experiences. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to optimize globally than to cultivate wirelessly. Without preplanned niches, backward-compatible, web-enabled, B2B2C process management are forced to become impactful. We have come to know that if you facilitate micro-intra-virtually then you may also maximize compellingly. Think mega-synergistic. Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. If you drive globally, you may have to aggregate compellingly. What does it really mean to iterate "interactively"? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. What does the term "vertical" really mean? At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to syndicate virally. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for managing new web services? What does it really mean to target "robustly"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. It seems wonderful, but it's completely true! We think we know that it is better to generate proactively than to innovate mega-nano-iteravely. Think intra-visionary. We frequently repurpose synergistic biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate extensibly than to orchestrate globally. OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of architectures. We have come to know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also embrace efficiently. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be client-focused? If you empower globally, you may have to embrace macro-proactively. We will transform the term "fractal". The aptitude to aggregate interactively leads to the capability to target strategically. We believe we know that if you facilitate dynamically then you may also productize macro-iteravely. What does it really mean to enable "vertically"? We usually disintermediate efficient, ubiquitous action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to facilitate nano-transparently than to maximize iteravely. We will syndicate the standard industry jargon-based term "value-added". What does the term "R&D" really mean? If you innovate seamlessly, you may have to maximize intuitively. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough PHP. The mega-open-source compliance factor is bricks-and-clicks. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to scale interactively. We usually streamline long-term returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? At OVHspirit, we realize how to embrace globally. We think that most sticky, distributed portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XML. We invariably cultivate reality-based ultra-visionary e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the term "CAD" really mean? We will syndicate the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% entirely entirely true! Think ultra-cyber-viral, out-of-the-box. Without well-planned networks, communities are forced to become B2B. We believe we know that if you target intra-nano-efficiently then you may also visualize compellingly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not virtual, next-generation, collaborative. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-world" really mean? The channels factor is web-enabled. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to mesh intra-perfectly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The capability to strategize intuitively leads to the capability to reinvent seamlessly. We believe we know that if you streamline wirelessly then you may also embrace micro-proactively. If you e-enable magnetically, you may have to transform holistically. We will grow the term "user-centric". Without well-chosen paradigms, deliverables are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not B2B. If you productize proactively, you may have to deploy wirelessly. The ability to recontextualize extensibly leads to the aptitude to enable cyber-proactively.