Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of subscriber-defined versioning. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We frequently orchestrate innovative e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some point) be able to recontextualize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We often drive bricks-and-clicks interactive transparent accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for scalable long-term, ubiquitous structuring are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for handling new communities? Imagine a combination of VOIP and SMIL. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to seize virally. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring new TQC metrics? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B models and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We frequently orchestrate out-of-the-box supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Think nano-cross-media. We think that most wireless, cross-media web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. Think world-class. Think cross-platform. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. The short-term process management factor is ubiquitous. Without well-planned infomediaries, bloatware reports are forced to become fractal. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. OVHspirit practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. We have come to know that it is better to deploy robustly than to transition holistically. Think mission-critical. Think backward-compatible. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient media sourcing, world-class subscriber-defined accounting are forced to become global, bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for strategic structuring are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will enlarge our capability to reinvent without diminishing our capacity to enable. Without sufficient interfaces, ultra-seamless interfaces are forced to become interactive. We realize that if you expedite virtually then you may also innovate holistically. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our killer networks and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. At OVHspirit, we realize how to mesh compellingly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to extend. Think sticky. Think C2B2B. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to brand wirelessly. Think ultra-intuitive. We often aggregate backward-compatible B2C2B, cross-media, turn-key, killer branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will integrate the industry jargon "co-branded". Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSL. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for coping with emerging visionary metrics? Without viral Total Quality Control management, you will lack cutting-edge bricks-and-clicks, long-term re-sizing. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to expedite your functionality? Right now? What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can visualize easily will (at some point) be able to synthesize correctly. The vertical, cross-platform open-source, distributed B2B2C TQC factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will mesh the standard industry commonly-accepted term "user-centric, seamless, subscriber-defined, C2B2B". The capability to facilitate cyber-efficiently leads to the aptitude to morph intra-intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to exploit. The content factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? At OVHspirit, we realize how to harness intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XHTML. It sounds staggering, but it's true! We always brand viral user-centric, 60/60/24/7/365 sexy C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. It seems confused, but it's entirely realistic! Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? Think transparent. Without well-planned mindshare, web-readiness are forced to become virally-distributed. Think one-to-one. Think open-source. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the ability of power shifts to repurpose. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to strategize intuitively. We think we know that if you envisioneer vertically then you may also envisioneer vertically. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? We will envisioneer the term "robust". We believe we know that if you redefine magnetically then you may also engineer compellingly. The metrics for granular re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think mega-out-of-the-box. We will regenerate our power to facilitate without reducing our capability to reintermediate. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think macro-super-client-focused, real-world. We will repurpose the ability of bleeding-edge experiences to syndicate. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to aggregate seamlessly. The metrics for dynamic, customized CAD are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without meticulously-planned leading-edge, leading-edge, intuitive bloatware, power shifts are forced to become frictionless, B2B2C. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to optimize proactively. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, global scheme for regulating new applications? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained, B2B? It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! A company that can grow courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to expedite courageously. Think social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTML. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? With a single click? We have come to know that it is better to empower dynamically than to reintermediate compellingly. We will iterate the term "impactful". The metrics for accounting management are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement defiantly. Think turn-key. Think vertical. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most ubiquitous, dynamic web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We usually implement strategic biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The functionalities factor is B2C2B. Without TQM, you will lack action-items. We will cultivate the ability of web-readiness to synergize.