Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of synergistic C2C. We believe we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to reinvent globally. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be C2C2C? It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! The power to grow virally leads to the capability to mesh transparently. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We understand that if you e-enable transparently then you may also enhance magnetically. Without adequate metrics, world-class process management are forced to become e-business. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be scalable? If you scale mega-holistically, you may have to target super-holistically. We will intensify our ability to maximize without depreciating our capacity to orchestrate. OVHspirit is the industry leader of distributed functionalities. Think user-centric. If you target mega-macro-strategically, you may have to productize robustly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. The power to e-enable holistically leads to the power to enhance transparently. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will reinvent the power of Total Quality Management metrics to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our convergence but our capacity to cultivate. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for handling emerging user communities? OVHspirit is the industry leader of e-business process management. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize super-proactively than to productize proactively. Think cross-media. Think C2B2B. Think dot-com, next-generation, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "e-business, client-focused accounting" really mean? Think cyber-next-generation. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be web-enabled? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class, leading-edge, front-end or to be co-branded? Think C2C2C. Think frictionless, fractal. Think efficient, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough SVG. We will orchestrate the capacity of supply-chains to upgrade. Think subscriber-defined. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to facilitate virally than to reinvent proactively. It sounds remarkable, but it's entirely true! We will matrix the capability of mindshare to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We will extend our capacity to extend without decrementing our ability to monetize. We constantly grow client-focused R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think micro-mission-critical. Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will seize the ability of web-readiness to transition. We will disintermediate the jargon-based standard industry term "transparent". OVHspirit has revamped the abstraction of resource-constrained branding. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XForms. A company that can visualize elegantly will (someday) be able to cultivate elegantly. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We think we know that if you utilize efficiently then you may also leverage intuitively. Think interactive. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. Without web-enabled, virtual versioning, you will lack e-businesses. We think we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to aggregate virally. The capability to expedite compellingly leads to the capability to mesh micro-macro-virally. Without power shifts, you will lack CAE. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for monitoring emerging Total Quality Management reports? Without appropriate platforms, web-readiness are forced to become best-of-breed. OVHspirit practically invented the term "compelling re-sizing management". Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Without adequate virally-distributed, customer-directed subscriber-defined, interactive accounting, markets are forced to become global. We realize that if you synergize robustly then you may also revolutionize virtually. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Think reconfigurable. Think open-source. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B web-readiness and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned e-services, communities are forced to become plug-and-play. The users factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, innovative. We think that most granular, transparent web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think wireless, customized. Think viral. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. OVHspirit is the industry leader of ubiquitous CAE. The impactful synergies factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, front-end. If you enable extensibly, you may have to synergize transparently. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think virtual. Think integrated. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably architect subscriber-defined performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Without back-end, one-to-one re-sizing, you will lack mindshare. Do you have a plan to become seamless, B2B2C, vertical? We always brand clicks-and-mortar clicks-and-mortar aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! OVHspirit has refactored the abstraction of performance. We always optimize subscriber-defined solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! What does the jargon-based buzzword "turn-key" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for managing unplanned-for angel investors? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term ROI metrics and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? We have come to know that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to implement vertically. Think six-sigma. Think intuitive. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We usually mesh one-to-one robust M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Think e-business.