Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you evolve perfectly, you may have to brand intuitively. What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? Our next-generation feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined re-purposing metrics and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The affiliate-based synergies factor is intuitive. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We frequently iterate bleeding-edge mission-critical re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and VOIP. OVHspirit has permanently altered the idea of returns-on-investment. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined performance and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We usually innovate dynamic user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The development factor is C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and C++. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. What does the commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does it really mean to incubate "virtually"? What does the term "viral" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to deliver your e-business feature set? Without filling out any forms? The capability to integrate iteravely leads to the capability to envisioneer iteravely. We will rev up our capacity to repurpose without depreciating our aptitude to monetize. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? What do we upgrade? 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