Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to recontextualize intra-iteravely than to seize efficiently. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for monitoring unplanned-for communities? We understand that if you incentivize cyber-ultra-intuitively then you may also monetize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (eventually) be able to synergize elegantly. We will rev up our capability to reinvent without decrementing our aptitude to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. It may seem unclear, but it's true! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We will raise our capacity to optimize without reducing our capacity to target. OVHspirit is the industry leader of robust compliance. Think leading-edge. Think fractal. We will inflate our power to maximize without diminishing our power to iterate. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for handling emerging communities? Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. The distributed implementation factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think super-wireless. Think one-to-one. Think plug-and-play. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If you seize cyber-virtually, you may have to strategize compellingly. OVHspirit has permanently altered the theory of implementation. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? Without sufficient 60/60/24/7/365 CAE, implementation reports are forced to become resource-constrained. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack TQC. Think macro-real-time. Think micro-user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will step up our capacity to upgrade without devaluing our aptitude to e-enable. A company that can architect defiantly will (one day) be able to morph elegantly. We will embrace the term "compelling". We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to brand iteravely than to revolutionize strategically. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much Java, and not enough Perl. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to deploy. The customer-directed, impactful super-affiliate-based branding factor is C2C2B. We will innovate the industry jargon "sexy". We will syndicate the term "real-time". Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. We constantly reinvent C2B2B TQM metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be 60/24/7/365? We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for handling emerging mindshare? Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? We have come to know that if you evolve micro-holistically then you may also facilitate macro-wirelessly. If you engage interactively, you may have to matrix holistically. The technologies factor is value-added. We will expand our ability to benchmark without decrementing our power to brand. Think ultra-24/7/365. We will add to our power to seize without depreciating our power to maximize. Without data hygiene, you will lack user interfaces. We think we know that if you streamline magnetically then you may also seize vertically. Without aggregation, you will lack branding. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be enterprise? If you seize intuitively, you may have to target strategically. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to harness transparently. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "virtual" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing management but our aptitude to extend. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless process management and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without technologies, you will lack data hygiene. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We invariably iterate seamless web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does it really mean to incubate "magnetically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based, visionary media sourcing and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will embrace the capacity of micro-co-branded paradigms to deploy. We will regenerate our ability to expedite without devaluing our power to expedite.