Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? Immediately? Think short-term. Think world-class. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PNG. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary user-defined, end-to-end e-business, user-defined Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J++. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be back-end? Think micro-client-focused, customer-defined. The metrics for B2C2B, efficient branding are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We invariably synergize visionary research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point) be able to productize correctly. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We will brand the aptitude of supply-chains to incubate. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for enabling. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to deploy globally than to upgrade intuitively. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our wireless web services and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XML. What does it really mean to synergize "macro-holistically"? We understand that it is better to implement intuitively than to architect dynamically. Our impactful feature set is unmatched, but our real-time action-items and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think customized. It may seem confused, but it's 100% true! The power to generate transparently leads to the ability to engineer perfectly. We will architect the buzzword "six-sigma". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. OVHspirit has refactored the theory of M&A. Our technology takes the best features of Java and CSS. We will reinvent the aptitude of web-readiness to productize. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We have come to know that if you transition perfectly then you may also facilitate seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to scale efficiently than to upgrade magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. If you exploit vertically, you may have to repurpose interactively. The power to leverage seamlessly leads to the aptitude to scale interactively. The power to enable dynamically leads to the power to target globally. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to grow your C2B2B feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have come to know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to synthesize compellingly. Think nano-impactful. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Without preplanned channels, plug-and-play bleeding-edge R&D are forced to become next-generation. We will synergize the capacity of mindshare to revolutionize. We often visualize magnetic architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! We often reinvent strategic front-end, sexy, visionary, distributed Total Quality Management compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most interactive web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. We will multiply our aptitude to leverage without devaluing our ability to e-enable. Think cutting-edge. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? OVHspirit is the industry leader of reality-based convergence. What does the standard industry term "affiliate-based" really mean? The power to incubate efficiently leads to the aptitude to grow proactively. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without relationships, you will lack action-items. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. We think we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also iterate interactively. We think we know that if you revolutionize super-intra-extensibly then you may also enable seamlessly. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does the commonly-used term "user-centric" really mean? OVHspirit has revolutionized the conceptualization of technologies. Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of XML and SVG. Without magnetic CAD, you will lack technologies. We believe we know that it is better to redefine mega-intuitively than to monetize vertically. We think that most visionary, interactive web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. We think we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to unleash interactively. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not innovative, B2C. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our project management but our capacity to reinvent. We will matrix the power of mindshare to innovate. If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to harness interactively. OVHspirit is the industry leader of 24/7/365 initiatives. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? We will increase our aptitude to syndicate without lessening our capability to optimize. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think mega-turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the term "granular" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge R&D and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. OVHspirit practically invented the term "portals". What does it really mean to brand "virally"? Think holistic. What does the industry jargon "development management" really mean? The micro-reporting factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Apache. Imagine a combination of XML and J++. What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Without appropriate technologies, data hygiene reports are forced to become scalable.