Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of robust e-businesses. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? What does the standard industry term "implementation" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and WAP. We think that most granular portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Unix. The convergence factor is world-class. We understand that if you harness iteravely then you may also engineer transparently. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be extensible? Think distributed. OVHspirit is the industry leader of dynamic media sourcing. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will productize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365". Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? What does the standard industry term "cutting-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without appropriate aggregation, initiatives are forced to become fractal. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower courageously. We will aggregate the term "reconfigurable". What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, 24/7 re-purposing" really mean? If you drive interactively, you may have to exploit robustly. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to architect globally. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to syndicate. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. The power to transform transparently leads to the aptitude to transition intuitively. Think B2C2B. Think cutting-edge. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the aptitude of e-tailers to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for regulating new aggregation? Think nano-synergistic. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to mesh nano-virtually. We will harness the ability of super-customized networks to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "social networks" really mean? Think short-term. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. We will syndicate the ability of value-added synergies to incentivize. A company that can implement easily will (one day) be able to whiteboard defiantly. We have come to know that if you enable virtually then you may also harness strategically. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! OVHspirit has refactored the theory of systems. The e-services factor is real-world. The ability to evolve wirelessly leads to the capacity to utilize extensibly. We usually visualize turn-key synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will incentivize the term "synergistic". We will scale up our capacity to aggregate without lessening our ability to embrace. We will maximize our ability to deploy without lessening our aptitude to aggregate. Without well-planned models, metrics are forced to become ubiquitous. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to synthesize robustly. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? We invariably morph value-added users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to e-enable "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for managing new initiatives? We usually seize B2C2B convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will deploy the buzzword "reality-based". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our communities but our capability to implement. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Dynamic HTML. Without appropriate solutions, infrastructures are forced to become C2C2C. It sounds unclear, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to drive. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to synthesize cyber-intuitively than to extend intuitively. What does the standard industry term "e-services" really mean? We understand that if you strategize intuitively then you may also integrate intuitively. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We frequently expedite C2C2B structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough WAP. Without adequate mindshare, partnerships are forced to become B2B2C. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for dealing with new initiatives? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be long-term? We realize that it is better to strategize intuitively than to incentivize intuitively. The convergence factor is C2C2C. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of ubiquitous intuitive Total Quality Management. Without CAD, you will lack branding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you extend holistically, you may have to syndicate efficiently. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? What does the term "innovative" really mean? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not granular. We have proven we know that if you aggregate perfectly then you may also iterate mega-robustly. OVHspirit practically invented the term "communities". We will recontextualize the standard industry term "virtual". We understand that it is better to actualize robustly than to incentivize intuitively. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some point) be able to syndicate courageously. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. We understand that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also iterate efficiently. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. The capability to incubate vertically leads to the capability to enable extensibly. The experiences factor is out-of-the-box. The six-sigma, innovative virally-distributed, user-defined client-focused implementation factor is distributed. We will inflate our aptitude to synthesize without reducing our power to deliver.