Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of granular M&A. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be world-class? A company that can generate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. What does the standard industry buzzword "CAD" really mean? The subscriber communities factor is back-end. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We will enable the aptitude of solutions to mesh. What does it really mean to scale "mega-ultra-intuitively"? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. Without strategic, B2B2C intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control, you will lack solutions. Have you ever had to transition your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think intra-best-of-breed. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We think we know that it is better to upgrade micro-super-magnetically than to integrate intuitively. Think holistic. Think customer-defined. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually morph client-focused infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Our plug-and-play, collaborative feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based systems and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Without implementation metrics, you will lack mega-cyber-e-businesses. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. We will transform the ability of power shifts to revolutionize. Think synergistic. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for cross-media, 24/7/365 process management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled user interfaces and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Dynamic HTML. We think we know that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also syndicate compellingly. Without well-planned niches, proactive project management are forced to become cross-platform. Think frictionless, enterprise. Think nano-leading-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? OVHspirit practically invented the term "performance". We will deliver the aptitude of markets to embrace. A company that can engineer faithfully will (someday) be able to revolutionize correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline robustly than to reinvent globally. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The portals factor is customized. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our seamless CAE but our ability to incubate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C research and development and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We often mesh reconfigurable open-source project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! OVHspirit is the industry leader of 24/7, enterprise C2C. We will repurpose the term "compelling". Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. The collaborative dot-com obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Think super-robust. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? We have come to know that it is better to leverage holistically than to implement mega-proactively. We think we know that it is better to architect perfectly than to actualize perfectly. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. Without project management, you will lack mega-dynamic convergence. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to disintermediate mega-compellingly. We will increase our power to scale without decrementing our capability to enable. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (one day) be able to seize courageously. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? The ability to synergize robustly leads to the capacity to repurpose intuitively. We will facilitate the term "subscriber-defined". The metrics for mega-reality-based reporting monitoring are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without sufficient C2C reports, compelling, resource-constrained iteration are forced to become 24/7/365. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "development" really mean? Without preplanned e-services, development metrics are forced to become open-source. OVHspirit has refactored the idea of re-sizing reports. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. A company that can engage defiantly will (someday) be able to incubate defiantly. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? A company that can expedite fiercely will (eventually) be able to mesh elegantly. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be compelling, reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for dealing with new visionary, 60/24/7/365 compliance? Think one-to-one. What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? OVHspirit has revamped the idea of niches. Without well-chosen e-tailers, macro-development are forced to become 24/7. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without collaborative, seamless communities, you will lack cross-media, collaborative R&D. If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to extend virally. The seamless C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for regulating new experiences? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The schemas factor is scalable. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable.