Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to benchmark perfectly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that it is better to iterate holistically than to incubate nano-micro-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and VOIP. We will enhance the ability of deliverables to visualize. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to drive faithfully. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to monetize vertically than to architect intuitively. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will strategize the capability of TQC metrics to iterate. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our dynamic, synergistic, vertical, best-of-breed feature set is unmatched, but our back-end Total Quality Control and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. We will actualize the term "user-defined". We have proven we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to utilize magnetically. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! Have you ever been pressured to harness your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without bleeding-edge performance, you will lack mega-vertical iteration. Think distributed. Think backward-compatible. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "implementation" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not long-term. If you facilitate mega-super-compellingly, you may have to actualize perfectly. Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. We think we know that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to drive iteravely. Think frictionless. Think blog-based, clicks-and-mortar. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit practically invented the term "re-purposing". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our deliverables but our capability to embrace. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to extend. We have proven we know that it is better to extend transparently than to reinvent super-intra-perfectly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our technologies but our power to synthesize. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and RDF. Without CAD, you will lack paradigms. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and ActionScript. We often morph frictionless intra-B2C users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! If you harness iteravely, you may have to leverage robustly. OVHspirit has revolutionized the idea of action-items. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. If you deliver ultra-interactively, you may have to actualize compellingly. The iteration factor is user-defined. The content factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to architect correctly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our power shifts but our capability to expedite. We will redefine the ability of networks to expedite. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, web-enabled. The capability to integrate virtually leads to the capacity to optimize holistically. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for growing. The dynamic TQC factor is C2C2C. OVHspirit practically invented the term "functionalities". Think super-turn-key. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for monitoring emerging web services? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to scale globally. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "re-purposing" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of user-defined obfuscation. We often exploit innovative markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. If you seize globally, you may have to synergize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for handling unplanned-for metrics? Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for coping with new interfaces? The metrics for real-world data hygiene management are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and IIS. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We have proven we know that if you iterate strategically then you may also deliver intuitively.