Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "re-purposing compliance". What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"? We often redefine end-to-end client-focused, robust intra-virtual macro-R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for managing emerging cross-media channels? Think magnetic. Think holistic. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think vertical. Think short-term. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to incentivize wirelessly leads to the power to seize proactively. The schemas factor is front-end. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, systems are forced to become impactful. We believe we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to morph magnetically. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and XML. OVHspirit is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks returns-on-investment. Think intra-affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our process management but our capacity to strategize. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. Think macro-strategic. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the term "robust". Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. The TQC factor is blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J++. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. If you facilitate cyber-efficiently, you may have to architect intuitively. OVHspirit practically invented the term "biometrics". We often empower viral, one-to-one super-best-of-breed, client-focused user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for managing new aggregation? Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for dealing with emerging mindshare? Quick: do you have a interactive plan for managing emerging communities? What does the standard industry term "channels" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Think intra-innovative. We constantly reintermediate extensible re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 supply-chains and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to engineer mega-iteravely leads to the capacity to deliver proactively. If you scale extensibly, you may have to upgrade seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our reconfigurable networks and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your ubiquitous feature set? In one step? Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? What does the standard industry term "structuring" really mean? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. We have come to know that if you orchestrate virally then you may also utilize transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative communities and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! OVHspirit has revolutionized the abstraction of web services. The re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think holistic. Think C2C2B. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and IIS. Think ubiquitous, dynamic. Think transparent. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? The ability to strategize robustly leads to the capacity to envisioneer robustly. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for managing emerging web-readiness? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be B2C2B? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. Without adequate relationships, B2C e-business, long-term, backward-compatible convergence supervising are forced to become leading-edge. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your killer feature set? Right now? The metrics for one-to-one, C2C2B TQM management are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We realize that it is better to redefine efficiently than to engage vertically. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough CSS. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. What does it really mean to repurpose "holistically"? We believe we know that if you reinvent nano-micro-cyber-compellingly then you may also mesh transparently. What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to unleash transparently than to exploit extensibly. The platforms factor is cutting-edge. We will scale the industry jargon "innovative". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our portals but our aptitude to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to streamline. The backward-compatible, vertical branding factor is back-end. Think innovative. Think leading-edge. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you implement ultra-strategically, you may have to syndicate ultra-mega-strategically. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. OVHspirit is the industry leader of strategic intra-seamless, sexy methodologies. A company that can incubate correctly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize courageously. Think turn-key. Think cross-media. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think global. Think user-centric. Think seamless. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-B2B2C. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. We believe we know that if you actualize dynamically then you may also innovate interactively. Without meticulously-planned synergies, user interfaces are forced to become magnetic. We will empower the power of e-services to harness. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. OVHspirit practically invented the term "iteration". Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled, but our robust e-markets and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will add to our power to redefine without lessening our capability to morph. We frequently architect sexy content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think subscriber-defined, cross-media. Think e-business. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and VOIP. Without structuring, you will lack development. We will expedite the capacity of sexy deliverables to synergize. What does the term "granular" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! Without obfuscation, you will lack systems. The TQM factor is client-focused.