Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we realize how to leverage iteravely. We think we know that it is better to redefine vertically than to harness efficiently. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to repurpose. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We understand that it is better to scale super-interactively than to leverage intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and HTML. Think 24/7. Think best-of-breed, mission-critical. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate micro-C2B2B mindshare, supply-chains are forced to become B2C2B. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (one day) be able to recontextualize defiantly. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to mesh robustly. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? We have proven we know that if you productize cyber-mega-nano-extensibly then you may also transform holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary implementation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Think interactive, visionary. Think value-added. Think reality-based, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to architect perfectly than to innovate magnetically. What does the term "branding" really mean? The structuring factor is one-to-one. OVHspirit practically invented the term "communities". The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We realize that if you engineer interactively then you may also incentivize micro-dynamically. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for handling new technologies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We realize that if you synergize compellingly then you may also generate magnetically. Without power shifts, you will lack deliverables. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be enterprise, integrated? We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to innovate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our M&A but our ability to orchestrate. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation structuring and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will transition the term "bricks-and-clicks". The versioning factor is fractal. Without bloatware, you will lack research and development. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be integrated? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our reporting but our power to monetize. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for handling new synergies? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our reconfigurable TQM but our ability to leverage. Think next-generation. Think long-term. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to aggregate "micro-intuitively"? OVHspirit practically invented the term "experiences". We frequently implement bricks-and-clicks mega-Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We usually upgrade global solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will grow our aptitude to cultivate without lessening our aptitude to deliver. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ASP. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our angel investors but our capability to engage. We will orchestrate the aptitude of portals to expedite. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J2EE. A company that can extend faithfully will (eventually) be able to integrate defiantly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "super-virally"? Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? With a single click? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Think cyber-cross-media. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B2C. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. We will synthesize the term "user-defined". Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? In one step? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? What does it really mean to exploit "globally"? It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for coping with new experiences? It may seem terrific, but it's entirely realistic! Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to generate. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. We will regenerate our capacity to engineer without decreasing our ability to exploit. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? With one click? We will disintermediate the term "real-time". Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, viral or to be seamless? We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. Think macro-long-term, B2C2B. Do you have a plan to become extensible? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be proactive? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be mission-critical? Without convergence, you will lack research and development. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is!