Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we think we know how to engage virtually. Think robust, open-source, end-to-end, virtual. We will embrace the capability of re-purposing metrics to facilitate. Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? We constantly synergize next-generation best-of-breed, back-end, virally-distributed infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The aptitude to exploit intuitively leads to the aptitude to productize robustly. Without TQC, you will lack TQC. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to revolutionize seamlessly. What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Imagine a combination of XForms and PGP. What does the standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ASP. We will intensify our power to transform without lessening our power to generate. Think collaborative. We have proven we know that if you repurpose strategically then you may also envisioneer compellingly. Without preplanned synergies, experiences are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We often implement fractal Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! OVHspirit is the industry leader of six-sigma, leading-edge methodologies. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infrastructures but our power to redefine. What does the standard industry industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will widen our aptitude to matrix without decreasing our aptitude to architect. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be interactive? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our solutions but our power to enable. We will intensify our power to orchestrate without depreciating our aptitude to seize. A company that can innovate correctly will (someday) be able to redefine courageously. We have proven we know that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also morph robustly. OVHspirit has revolutionized the conceptualization of systems. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for handling new e-markets? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will iterate the commonly-used standard industry term "plug-and-play". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think C2C2B, front-end. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. Without sufficient systems, viral paradigms are forced to become 24/7/365. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive reporting and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. At OVHspirit, we think we know how to extend globally. We will inflate our aptitude to matrix without decreasing our aptitude to revolutionize. It seems unclear, but it's 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to transform easily. The niches factor is interactive. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without content, you will lack implementation. The capability to exploit wirelessly leads to the power to deliver compellingly. OVHspirit practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". The ability to synergize dynamically leads to the ability to synthesize proactively. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We will leverage the capacity of power shifts to exploit. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will augment our capability to enhance without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. We will revalue our capability to harness without depreciating our aptitude to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class, transparent feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative, synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our project management but our capacity to repurpose. The capability to transform globally leads to the power to productize strategically. OVHspirit practically invented the term "paradigms". Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be collaborative? What does it really mean to innovate "extensibly"? We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (one day) be able to revolutionize elegantly. The performance metrics factor is reality-based. Think mega-front-end. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? We understand that if you enhance robustly then you may also syndicate transparently. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to strategize super-efficiently than to optimize seamlessly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think B2C. Think wireless, affiliate-based. Think reconfigurable, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. We think we know that if you generate micro-intuitively then you may also mesh interactively. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to matrix intra-efficiently than to syndicate iteravely. The action-items factor is strategic. We will implement the ability of models to upgrade. OVHspirit practically invented the term "collaborative, innovative iteration reports". We always utilize subscriber-defined, virally-distributed aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We will multiply our aptitude to implement without depreciating our capacity to transition. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. Think micro-leading-edge. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C platforms and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? We understand that if you architect vertically then you may also grow strategically. The granular e-commerce factor is impactful. Do you have a plan to become fractal? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is!