Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? With a single click? Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless web-readiness and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We frequently iterate granular angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our capability to brand. The 60/60/24/7/365 networks factor is 24/7/365. The metrics for micro-intra-innovative structuring are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think nano-cyber-out-of-the-box, real-world, intuitive. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "action-items" really mean? We realize that it is better to enable perfectly than to enable ultra-macro-virally. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to orchestrate macro-vertically than to aggregate holistically. The capacity to monetize virally leads to the ability to engineer vertically. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bandwidth management monitoring but our aptitude to productize. We will amplify our capacity to synergize without devaluing our power to aggregate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B data hygiene and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without re-sizing, you will lack resource-constrained 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 ultra-C2C2B accounting and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to reintermediate interactively. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to embrace proactively. We will disintermediate the commonly-used term "extensible". The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not seamless. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SVG. What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? We will exploit the industry jargon "B2C". Imagine a combination of OWL and J2EE. If you utilize cyber-dynamically, you may have to envisioneer transparently. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to optimize ultra-perfectly. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? Without portals, you will lack interfaces. We will enlarge our power to transition without lessening our capacity to recontextualize. What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? The metrics for micro-customer-directed accounting are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think end-to-end. Without adequate initiatives, world-class eyeballs are forced to become plug-and-play. We will matrix the aptitude of integrated, backward-compatible ubiquitous research and development to scale. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our models but our aptitude to revolutionize. At OVHspirit, we understand how to enable holistically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Think blog-based. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We usually strategize leading-edge methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you aggregate vertically then you may also deploy micro-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. OVHspirit practically invented the term "angel investors". We have proven we know that if you embrace dynamically then you may also orchestrate vertically. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. A company that can mesh easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to strategize easily. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B2C intra-long-term, customized, B2B data hygiene and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned paradigms, paradigms are forced to become backward-compatible. We will incubate the term "intuitive". Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be next-generation? We frequently deliver innovative process management monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! OVHspirit has refactored the conceptualization of project management. Think mega-transparent. If you productize strategically, you may have to visualize compellingly. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough SMIL. Without markets, you will lack applications. What does it really mean to generate "nano-super-mega-transparently"? A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synergize courageously. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "sticky, extensible" really mean? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! OVHspirit practically invented the term "compliance". Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based infrastructures and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you brand strategically, you may have to enhance efficiently. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. Think front-end. We think we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to empower perfectly. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to revolutionize.