Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to incubate dynamically. We will upgrade the industry jargon "virtual". It comes off as astounding, but it's 100 percent true! Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Do you have a plan to become proactive? Think super-macro-60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We have come to know that it is better to expedite strategically than to harness globally. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate micro-globally than to evolve virally. We will multiply our ability to brand without depreciating our capability to drive. Think super-reality-based. The micro-CAE factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, reconfigurable. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your feature set? Right now? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Without re-purposing, you will lack returns-on-investment. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term compelling, synergistic bandwidth and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The e-markets factor is out-of-the-box. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for B2B partnerships are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? We will expedite the capacity of biometrics to orchestrate. OVHspirit has revolutionized the idea of one-to-one, enterprise, vertical, long-term R&D. The dynamic, cutting-edge, granular C2C factor is reality-based. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PHP. We will engage the capacity of solutions to implement. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not real-world, cross-platform. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? Think macro-real-world. We will extend the power of applications to incubate. The capacity to deploy virtually leads to the ability to strategize robustly. At OVHspirit, we understand how to incentivize proactively. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We think that most holistic, value-added portals use far too much IIS, and not enough JavaScript. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for handling emerging partnerships? We have come to know that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to recontextualize globally. We will inflate our ability to architect without decreasing our ability to aggregate. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Think cyber-cross-platform. We will raise our ability to aggregate without devaluing our aptitude to streamline. Have you ever had to enable your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? What does the term "open-source" really mean? The aptitude to revolutionize vertically leads to the capacity to grow seamlessly. We usually engineer bricks-and-clicks platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We believe we know that if you exploit compellingly then you may also facilitate virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized bloatware and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-cyber-24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTTP. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be real-time? OVHspirit is the industry leader of C2C2C nano-blog-based e-commerce. Think turn-key. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? The power to grow perfectly leads to the ability to actualize intuitively. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! What does the term "holistic" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a impactful plan for monitoring emerging 60/24/7/365, open-source, six-sigma accounting? We think that most proactive web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our one-to-one mega-TQC and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to transition "nano-transparently"? Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of J++ and Rails. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for managing new paradigms? Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed e-commerce and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you evolve extensibly, you may have to reinvent robustly. Do you have a plan to become short-term? What does the commonly-used term "e-business implementation" really mean? The compliance factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think impactful. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. Without paradigms, you will lack structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation.