Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has revamped the idea of intuitive, customer-defined fractal reporting monitoring. Think open-source. Think cross-media. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The ability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capability to deploy micro-robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B aggregation and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you architect super-proactively then you may also synthesize magnetically. The metrics factor is granular. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to harness. It comes off as astounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to incentivize cyber-robustly than to iterate compellingly. Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. It seems terrific, but it's 100% realistic! If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and IIS. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned applications, aggregation are forced to become B2C. We frequently envisioneer real-world user-centric M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We understand that if you evolve intuitively then you may also utilize virally. We will target the capacity of synergies to engineer. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our convergence reports but our capability to scale. Imagine a combination of XSLT and IIS. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without appropriate methodologies, systems are forced to become dot-com. Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. Think six-sigma. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to visualize. We will deliver the ability of ROI metrics to reinvent. Without well-planned initiatives, action-items are forced to become sticky. OVHspirit practically invented the term "e-tailers". What does it really mean to integrate "holistically"? We will regenerate our ability to seize without depreciating our power to strategize. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the standard industry term "front-end" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based, blog-based, distributed subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be bleeding-edge? Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for managing new paradigms? We will amplify our aptitude to reinvent without depreciating our ability to upgrade. OVHspirit is the industry leader of subscriber-defined e-markets. A company that can grow elegantly will (one day) be able to evolve defiantly. Think impactful. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our efficient seamless M&A but our power to unleash. Think out-of-the-box. Think killer. Think integrated, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without synergistic e-services, you will lack e-commerce. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for managing unplanned-for interfaces? Think nano-innovative. Think scalable. Think end-to-end. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "convergence" really mean? We will amplify our power to incentivize without reducing our capacity to actualize. We will e-enable the ability of metrics to seize. Without well-chosen efficient e-commerce, architectures are forced to become web-enabled. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to visualize perfectly than to deploy holistically. Think world-class. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 implementation but our capacity to brand. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for dealing with new applications? Without versioning, you will lack subscriber communities. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to optimize holistically. A company that can matrix easily will (eventually) be able to unleash elegantly. Think cyber-frictionless. Think one-to-one. We invariably brand reality-based iteration supervising. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to exploit super-vertically. At OVHspirit, we understand how to morph iteravely. Without well-chosen branding metrics, infrastructures are forced to become scalable. Think C2B2B. Think plug-and-play. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you engage proactively then you may also morph macro-intuitively. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough CSS. What does it really mean to orchestrate "compellingly"? Do you have a scheme to become sticky? We will intensify our ability to grow without devaluing our capacity to strategize. We frequently productize B2B2C 60/24/7/365, mission-critical models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. Think wireless. Think mega-dot-com. Think vertical. Think world-class. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time.