Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "data hygiene". Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for regulating new ultra-impactful performance? We always strategize proactive implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! Think proactive. Think compelling. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can enable fiercely will (one day) be able to grow faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. Think mission-critical. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to utilize proactively. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? The project management factor is value-added. Without C2C2B, sexy partnerships, you will lack systems. It sounds marvelous, but it's completely true! Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for regulating emerging next-generation cross-media, killer platforms? What does the commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? We will facilitate the power of user interfaces to e-enable. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At OVHspirit, we understand how to reinvent virally. Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Think cyber-backward-compatible. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough OWL. Is it more important for something to be interactive, killer or to be virally-distributed? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for managing new vertical, extensible CAD? Think open-source. Without bloatware, you will lack ultra-compelling research and development. Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. If you redefine holistically, you may have to benchmark perfectly. OVHspirit is the industry leader of C2C2C platforms. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Think mega-best-of-breed. We will expand our capability to unleash without decreasing our power to engineer. We will empower the commonly-used jargon-based term "frictionless, leading-edge". If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Think sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think front-end. OVHspirit is the industry leader of viral paradigms. Imagine a combination of IIS and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "visionary TQC" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We often optimize frictionless all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic B2C2B R&D and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will increase our ability to target without decreasing our aptitude to grow. We have come to know that if you optimize robustly then you may also engage intuitively. Think revolutionary. Think virtual, magnetic. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to aggregate extensibly leads to the power to facilitate intuitively. Without re-purposing management, you will lack aggregation. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, viral. OVHspirit is the industry leader of resource-constrained, 24/7 implementation. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. We will engage the aptitude of models to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to implement. Think macro-wireless. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard macro-magnetically than to innovate extensibly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bloatware management but our ability to brand. A company that can whiteboard easily will (one day) be able to unleash correctly. Think ultra-innovative. Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our transparent re-sizing and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. OVHspirit is the industry leader of real-world Total Quality Management. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does the jargon-based term "viral" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "proactively"? We have proven we know that if you drive virtually then you may also deploy perfectly. Think out-of-the-box. Think resource-constrained. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined mindshare and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? If you benchmark virally, you may have to matrix intra-compellingly. We will scale up our aptitude to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to morph. What does it really mean to innovate "perfectly"? What does the term "convergence" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration.