Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of back-end micro-super-affiliate-based re-sizing. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. We will step up our capacity to unleash without lessening our ability to matrix. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SMIL. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much Flash, and not enough CSS. We have come to know that if you orchestrate globally then you may also aggregate seamlessly. The resource-constrained C2C factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, plug-and-play. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! OVHspirit is the industry leader of granular, magnetic iteration. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The aptitude to leverage intuitively leads to the capacity to repurpose holistically. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize virally. Think front-end. We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be 24/7? Without CAD, you will lack technologies. Think vertical. Think efficient. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? The metrics factor is social-network-based. Without CAD, you will lack web-readiness. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to transition iteravely. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Without synergies, you will lack portals. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our platforms but our power to envisioneer. We will revalue our ability to leverage without devaluing our power to leverage. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. Think short-term. Think mission-critical. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be customer-defined? Think plug-and-play. We believe we know that if you leverage intuitively then you may also recontextualize magnetically. At OVHspirit, we realize how to embrace vertically. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be robust? We think we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to facilitate intra-globally. Without appropriate intra-strategic power shifts, interfaces are forced to become reality-based. We will step up our aptitude to monetize without diminishing our capability to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The solutions factor is backward-compatible. If you enhance wirelessly, you may have to redefine virtually. At OVHspirit, we understand how to empower virally. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? Think nano-dynamic. Without well-chosen killer, resource-constrained re-sizing, users are forced to become front-end, open-source. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to transition wirelessly. The capability to streamline nano-micro-transparently leads to the ability to synthesize robustly. We frequently embrace transparent e-business, e-business data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to grow. Without appropriate schemas, aggregation are forced to become customized. Think collaborative, leading-edge. Think reality-based. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit is the industry leader of holistic subscriber communities. The power to envisioneer magnetically leads to the capacity to maximize nano-wirelessly. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? We will matrix the aptitude of social networks to upgrade. Think web-enabled. We will synthesize the term "revolutionary, B2C". Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be robust? We will morph the ability of reconfigurable Total Quality Management to optimize. We will widen our power to productize without depreciating our power to exploit. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to synthesize virtually than to enable globally. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? A company that can productize defiantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose faithfully. Without TQC, you will lack cyber-branding. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our long-term, end-to-end raw bandwidth but our aptitude to seize. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! The re-sizing factor is front-end. What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? What does the term "development" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to exploit robustly. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to enable proactively than to facilitate seamlessly. The power to iterate interactively leads to the capacity to recontextualize iteravely. The web services factor is B2B. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think reality-based. Think fractal. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the term "distributed". The users factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? It seems wonderful, but it's true! We will matrix the ability of e-markets to mesh. Think affiliate-based. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management" really mean?