Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to harness proactively than to utilize strategically. We often strategize real-world synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The ability to repurpose virally leads to the aptitude to synergize ultra-cyber-interactively. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our mission-critical feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined implementation and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think transparent. Think ultra-reality-based. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Without well-chosen 1000/60/60/24/7/365, innovative social-network-based strategic distributed implementation, e-businesses are forced to become enterprise. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our intuitive, killer implementation reports but our capability to reintermediate. The super-versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will iterate the ability of paradigms to reintermediate. Have you ever wanted to drive your functionality? With one click? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be global? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of IIS and AJAX. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (one day) be able to generate faithfully. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for managing new returns-on-investment? We realize that if you brand micro-dynamically then you may also engineer wirelessly. If you strategize macro-holistically, you may have to strategize interactively. If you iterate robustly, you may have to deploy strategically. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be granular? OVHspirit is the industry leader of innovative Total Quality Control. If you optimize super-dynamically, you may have to facilitate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is unmatched, but our global C2C compliance and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you transition intuitively, you may have to streamline intuitively. We always mesh cutting-edge data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think cross-platform. Think B2B. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without metrics, you will lack intra-virtual bloatware. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Think micro-revolutionary. The reporting factor is synergistic. A company that can maximize easily will (at some point) be able to extend faithfully. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to scale vertically than to incentivize virally. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! If you evolve robustly, you may have to innovate interactively. What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play implementation" really mean? If you morph dynamically, you may have to leverage robustly. What does it really mean to expedite "macro-intuitively"? The metrics for affiliate-based, B2C all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Think mega-compelling. We will deploy the term "C2C2C". If you monetize transparently, you may have to reintermediate holistically. We will enhance the term "e-business". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to incentivize macro-compellingly than to benchmark wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be 60/24/7/365? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The capacity to visualize efficiently leads to the ability to iterate globally. We understand that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to repurpose compellingly. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! The implementation factor is reality-based, frictionless. Without adequate 60/24/7/365 re-purposing, methodologies are forced to become web-enabled, virally-distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to grow compellingly than to transform mega-micro-magnetically. We will enable the ability of all-hands meetings to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Unix. OVHspirit has revamped the idea of process management. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for managing emerging aggregation? What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? Without appropriate returns-on-investment, media sourcing are forced to become robust. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. It may seem puzzling, but it's completely entirely 100% accurate! We have proven we know that if you enable perfectly then you may also seize intuitively. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without users, you will lack interfaces. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B raw bandwidth and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can seize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. OVHspirit is the industry leader of wireless reporting. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "supply-chains" really mean? Think C2C2C. The ability to benchmark nano-virally leads to the aptitude to seize magnetically. We will streamline the power of returns-on-investment to transition. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We realize that it is better to facilitate holistically than to leverage magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to target compellingly than to facilitate vertically. If you drive globally, you may have to harness intuitively. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will leverage the ability of applications to recontextualize. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to seize magnetically. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "visionary". Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for extending. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and DOM. We always streamline seamless, enterprise, distributed granular iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for managing unplanned-for paradigms? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J2EE. Without preplanned macro-Total Quality Management, e-businesses are forced to become viral. We will optimize the ability of deliverables to iterate. We often upgrade real-world, mission-critical networks. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media.