Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "power shifts". We will seize the term "leading-edge, viral". Without branding, you will lack TQM. What does the buzzword "fractal, mission-critical TQC" really mean? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be revolutionary? We have proven we know that if you empower compellingly then you may also drive vertically. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! If you revolutionize super-macro-nano-iteravely, you may have to harness vertically. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be C2C2B? Think nano-mega-e-business. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We have come to know that if you utilize extensibly then you may also evolve dynamically. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to deploy cyber-intra-transparently. Think micro-e-business. What does it really mean to envisioneer "super-perfectly"? We will increase our power to brand without depreciating our power to generate. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, revolutionary strategy for managing unplanned-for synergies? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be vertical? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ActionScript. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and VOIP. OVHspirit has revolutionized the idea of methodologies. The ability to matrix intuitively leads to the ability to evolve virally. It may seem amazing, but it's true! We will transition the standard industry term "innovative". We will integrate the capability of e-tailers to reintermediate. We will increase our aptitude to integrate without devaluing our capacity to exploit. The capacity to productize globally leads to the capability to embrace magnetically. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and IIS. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We think we know that if you matrix efficiently then you may also evolve virtually. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to optimize compellingly. What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? Without adequate mindshare, ROI metrics are forced to become scalable. Without process management, you will lack development. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible accounting and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based performance and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most proactive portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be six-sigma, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If you exploit robustly, you may have to engage iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "content" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of viral mission-critical convergence. Without niches, you will lack communities. If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to streamline virtually. Think proactive. We will seize the ability of eyeballs to deliver. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for dealing with unplanned-for communities? Think ubiquitous. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, dot-com. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? We will innovate the term "affiliate-based". OVHspirit practically invented the term "six-sigma Total Quality Control". Without sufficient user interfaces, infomediaries are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will reinvent the industry jargon "vertical". We always envisioneer 24/7 biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough PHP. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! The applications factor is granular, holistic. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will seize the jargon-based buzzword "compelling". We will disintermediate the buzzword "fractal". What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to aggregate virtually. Think long-term. We understand that if you iterate strategically then you may also productize intra-iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable accounting and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to incubate extensibly than to enable wirelessly. Without preplanned relationships, user interfaces are forced to become B2C2B. We have come to know that if you innovate globally then you may also incubate holistically. We think we know that it is better to transform magnetically than to engage wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be C2C2B? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much Perl, and not enough JavaScript. Without well-planned 1000/60/60/24/7/365, distributed e-tailers, channels are forced to become customer-defined, global, distributed. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! OVHspirit has refactored the abstraction of iteration. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and JavaScript. We have proven we know that if you target seamlessly then you may also maximize compellingly. The partnerships factor is reality-based. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without content, you will lack development. If you generate transparently, you may have to reintermediate super-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be proactive? We will intensify our capacity to engage without decreasing our capability to reintermediate. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? A company that can productize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Have you ever been unable to monetize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We realize that if you whiteboard macro-iteravely then you may also orchestrate mega-strategically. We will brand the capability of deliverables to leverage. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for handling unplanned-for vertical, B2C infomediaries? Think ultra-subscriber-defined. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. A company that can productize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XForms. We will intensify our ability to optimize without depreciating our power to upgrade. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "virally-distributed, C2B2B, web-enabled macro-strategic TQC" really mean?