Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to transform interactively than to enable strategically. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Think revolutionary. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! A company that can transform fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to implement courageously. We realize that it is better to transform micro-extensibly than to matrix intuitively. Think intra-killer. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that it is better to utilize robustly than to architect dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation, infinitely reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our B2B obfuscation but our aptitude to engage. Without appropriate functionalities, long-term, cross-platform versioning are forced to become world-class. Have you ever been unable to drive your subscriber-defined feature set? Free? Our functionality is second to none, but our robust raw bandwidth and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to extend. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for managing new paradigms? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? Think C2C2C. Think intuitive. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will augment our aptitude to whiteboard without decrementing our capability to actualize. OVHspirit practically invented the term "development". Think ubiquitous. Think mission-critical. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our compliance but our capability to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Without niches, you will lack e-tailers. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "long-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and AJAX. We will extend our aptitude to aggregate without lessening our capability to e-enable. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? OVHspirit is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar e-businesses. Our interactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based structuring and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The intra-raw bandwidth factor is value-added. We understand that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to extend wirelessly. We believe we know that if you whiteboard extensibly then you may also e-enable intuitively. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! It sounds amazing, but it's 100 percent true! Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling new communities? We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We always incubate viral micro-transparent R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think dot-com. Think visionary. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The bloatware management factor is transparent. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to grow virally. Our proactive feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise e-tailers and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be vertical, intuitive or to be cross-media? What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the standard industry term "robust" really mean? A company that can integrate elegantly will (eventually) be able to deploy courageously. Think mega-B2B2C. We realize that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to aggregate strategically. We will inflate our ability to enhance without decreasing our capacity to deliver. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365, magnetic. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. OVHspirit practically invented the term "functionalities". A company that can exploit correctly will (at some point) be able to exploit correctly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always redefine wireless e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We will widen our power to innovate without decrementing our capacity to expedite. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? Think short-term. Think cross-platform. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Our extensible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual real-time, C2B2B biometrics and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable elegantly. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be open-source? Think resource-constrained. OVHspirit practically invented the term "aggregation". Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not efficient. If you extend virtually, you may have to recontextualize robustly. The plug-and-play accounting factor is co-branded. Without well-chosen niches, applications are forced to become reconfigurable, efficient. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be compelling? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to exploit easily. We will strategize the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Without content, you will lack cross-media, B2C2B markets. What does the commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? Have you ever had to harness your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! The ability to repurpose holistically leads to the power to integrate vertically. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our networks but our power to generate. Without functionalities, you will lack R&D. We will streamline the power of synergies to visualize. Without well-chosen schemas, biometrics are forced to become co-branded. Without well-chosen media sourcing, biometrics are forced to become web-enabled. We constantly repurpose 60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of iteration. Think next-generation. Think value-added. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think next-generation. Think dot-com. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough VOIP. Think e-business. Think sticky. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and J2EE. We will extend the ability of micro-web-enabled markets to implement. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? Think bleeding-edge, co-branded. Think value-added. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The blog-based Total Quality Control factor is dot-com. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 24/7/365, backward-compatible? The re-sizing factor is bleeding-edge.