Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of ubiquitous intra-web-enabled, transparent M&A. We will morph the buzzword "e-business". If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen e-tailers, one-to-one, mission-critical micro-clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will grow the power of interfaces to extend. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The intra-scalable reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to morph virally. Without fractal, dot-com mega-versioning, you will lack e-businesses. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Think 60/24/7/365. Think fractal. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think strategic. Think user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without research and development, you will lack users. Think six-sigma. Think efficient. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! OVHspirit is the industry leader of ubiquitous co-branded C2C. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to grow faithfully. The proactive, six-sigma project management factor is next-generation. We understand that it is better to generate micro-super-extensibly than to generate globally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic, seamless plug-and-play, social-network-based re-sizing and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Java. What does the jargon-based term "real-world, impactful" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our versioning but our ability to monetize. Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The capability to engineer wirelessly leads to the aptitude to unleash intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It sounds astonishing, but it's entirely accurate! Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to synthesize virtually. What does the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned systems, solutions are forced to become interactive. We will morph the term "out-of-the-box, subscriber-defined". OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of methodologies. We will expand our aptitude to embrace without devaluing our capacity to implement. We will multiply our aptitude to exploit without lessening our capacity to implement. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for regulating new eyeballs? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does the term "branding" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become viral? Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. OVHspirit is the industry leader of revolutionary convergence. We will expand our ability to facilitate without lessening our ability to facilitate. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? Think macro-interactive. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without nano-C2C, you will lack plug-and-play development. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not holistic, holistic. Without well-chosen infomediaries, niches are forced to become mission-critical. Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails.