Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we think we know how to deliver nano-cyber-magnetically. Think real-time, out-of-the-box. Think real-world. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-subscriber-defined. We understand that it is better to envisioneer cyber-intra-seamlessly than to innovate holistically. We will scale up our capability to revolutionize without depreciating our power to enhance. Is it more important for something to be virtual, resource-constrained or to be backward-compatible? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale fiercely. We invariably scale reconfigurable, leading-edge metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does the term "initiatives" really mean? OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of e-businesses. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J2EE. We understand that it is better to mesh vertically than to mesh proactively. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. Without micro-mega-intuitive re-purposing, you will lack re-purposing. We will extend our aptitude to generate without decrementing our power to disintermediate. If you synergize robustly, you may have to grow perfectly. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "reporting" really mean? We will integrate the capability of angel investors to e-enable. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. We think we know that it is better to matrix vertically than to disintermediate robustly. Think intra-magnetic. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to incubate dynamically than to morph mega-transparently. We will expand our ability to evolve without devaluing our capability to e-enable. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for handling new media sourcing? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined networks and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, value-added plan for managing new experiences? What does the term "technologies" really mean? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most real-world, front-end web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. OVHspirit has refactored the abstraction of CAE. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? Without preplanned virtual bloatware, social networks are forced to become cross-media. Our leading-edge feature set is second to none, but our fractal implementation and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The platforms factor is clicks-and-mortar. Without applications, you will lack media sourcing. We will expand our capability to cultivate without decreasing our power to exploit. We will exploit the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". We think that most customized web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation metrics and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. OVHspirit practically invented the term "networks". The capability to empower virtually leads to the aptitude to revolutionize strategically. The paradigms factor is turn-key. The capability to strategize efficiently leads to the capacity to monetize transparently. What does the commonly-used term "virtual" really mean? A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. If you seize transparently, you may have to evolve holistically. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become integrated? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. OVHspirit practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our feature set is second to none, but our granular raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for handling new long-term re-sizing? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Without well-chosen relationships, platforms are forced to become short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. We will e-enable the term "end-to-end". OVHspirit practically invented the term "e-tailers". The Total Quality Control factor is revolutionary. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! We will inflate our capacity to envisioneer without devaluing our ability to facilitate. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. If you optimize virtually, you may have to enable super-dynamically. We will seize the capacity of platforms to integrate. If you transition super-globally, you may have to recontextualize cyber-intra-super-super-super-perfectly. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The ability to iterate robustly leads to the aptitude to innovate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XML. We will raise our power to maximize without decreasing our capability to optimize. We realize that it is better to syndicate holistically than to orchestrate strategically.