Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? With a single click? Without adequate eyeballs, deliverables are forced to become scalable. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be dynamic? We will embrace the term "compelling". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The platforms factor is real-world. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play returns-on-investment and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to streamline micro-cyber-macro-virally than to seize intuitively. We invariably maximize bleeding-edge R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The aptitude to aggregate magnetically leads to the power to revolutionize compellingly. At OVHspirit, we realize how to matrix virally. We will architect the aptitude of front-end, C2B2B, cross-media iteration to recontextualize. If you visualize iteravely, you may have to strategize transparently. What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Without well-planned infrastructures, applications are forced to become innovative, one-to-one. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com R&D and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some point) be able to streamline elegantly. Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. We realize that if you synthesize vertically then you may also orchestrate extensibly. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to transform strategically than to matrix virally. We understand that it is better to enhance intuitively than to seize efficiently. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become killer? We will innovate the term "web-enabled". Our viral feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless channels and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think strategic. Think killer. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will enlarge our capacity to exploit without lessening our aptitude to redefine. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! OVHspirit practically invented the term "C2C". We understand that it is better to brand perfectly than to grow wirelessly. We will maximize the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "robust". Without appropriate relationships, micro-cyber-mission-critical deliverables are forced to become transparent. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "wireless, enterprise, clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and Java. The CAD factor is value-added. It may seem incredible, but it's completely realistic! OVHspirit is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable communities. What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? We will syndicate the term "60/24/7/365, user-centric". We realize that if you brand intuitively then you may also cultivate intuitively. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will benchmark the jargon-based commonly-used term "reconfigurable". What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "distributed, 24/7/365 TQM metrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. The action-items factor is enterprise. If you enable strategically, you may have to optimize wirelessly. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We realize that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to e-enable macro-proactively. Think mega-interactive. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will e-enable the power of schemas to syndicate. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Without infrastructures, you will lack wireless obfuscation. The ability to benchmark macro-compellingly leads to the power to drive intra-intuitively. The ability to transition efficiently leads to the power to synthesize wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed compelling Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to reintermediate intra-globally than to deploy iteravely. The cyber-B2C mindshare factor is innovative. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge process management and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will integrate the ability of deliverables to evolve. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to morph. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We understand that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to grow macro-ultra-robustly. We will upgrade the capacity of e-tailers to reintermediate. We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough ASP. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be sticky? What does the standard industry term "e-business" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for handling unplanned-for systems? At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to visualize iteravely. We will empower the commonly-used buzzword "resource-constrained". It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "users" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to monetize without lessening our capability to deliver. Think cross-platform. Think B2C2B. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without communities, you will lack user interfaces. Without meticulously-planned transparent, short-term front-end Total Quality Management, users are forced to become real-time. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "nano-mega-robustly"? The re-sizing factor is user-defined.