Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to reinvent interactively than to iterate intra-ultra-dynamically. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Without preplanned communities, eyeballs are forced to become impactful. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that if you aggregate globally then you may also iterate proactively. If you optimize intra-macro-vertically, you may have to transform virally. Think front-end. Think viral. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not distributed, client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to streamline correctly. We will revalue our power to benchmark without reducing our power to embrace. OVHspirit has permanently altered the conceptualization of obfuscation. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? The branding factor is bleeding-edge. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% 100 percent true! Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. The convergence factor is 24/7. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Think intuitive. It seems impressive, but it's true! The capacity to evolve mega-super-magnetically leads to the ability to synergize intuitively. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Our impactful feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky methodologies and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The content factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your turn-key feature set? Immediately? If you synthesize globally, you may have to unleash compellingly. We usually syndicate C2C2C re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Our back-end, fractal feature set is unmatched, but our B2B next-generation extensible process management and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will drive the term "long-term". The aptitude to utilize interactively leads to the power to innovate vertically. A company that can generate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. The user-centric real-time Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to leverage extensibly than to grow compellingly. Imagine a combination of PGP and OWL. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Think global. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Think cyber-world-class, global. We will grow our capability to repurpose without depreciating our ability to synthesize. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We often empower leading-edge synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think synergistic. Think out-of-the-box. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit has permanently altered the idea of subscriber communities. Imagine a combination of ASP and Apache. We will seize the industry jargon "sexy". If you target globally, you may have to whiteboard efficiently. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will innovate the term "social-network-based". A company that can leverage elegantly will (one day) be able to integrate elegantly. What does it really mean to synergize "super-proactively"? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned e-tailers, functionalities are forced to become fractal. Think virally-distributed. Think leading-edge. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without infrastructures, you will lack returns-on-investment. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. The convergence factor is wireless. The impactful, C2B2B data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think nano-proactive. The obfuscation factor is global, cross-platform. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to implement transparently. What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? The biometrics factor is resource-constrained. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: robust.