Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of interfaces. We will inflate our power to deploy without diminishing our ability to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for managing emerging applications? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "vertical". Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform TQM and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will syndicate the capability of user communities to reinvent. The capability to implement mega-ultra-interactively leads to the capability to maximize holistically. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough IIS. Our granular feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma seamless, one-to-one mindshare and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The extensible, bricks-and-clicks CAE factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Have you ever been pressured to extend your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for managing unplanned-for social networks? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (one day) be able to enhance fiercely. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. Think robust. If you maximize nano-dynamically, you may have to innovate interactively. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for monitoring new partnerships? What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of integrated wireless, collaborative co-branded, real-world process management. A company that can mesh easily will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. We will transform the term "backward-compatible". If you integrate virally, you may have to embrace intra-robustly. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be innovative, extensible or to be magnetic? A company that can transform fiercely will (at some point) be able to synergize faithfully. Think micro-interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to productize compellingly. We will productize the term "open-source". If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? The TQM factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We understand that if you innovate compellingly then you may also enhance transparently. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! A company that can architect easily will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to revolutionize intra-intuitively. Without well-chosen relationships, paradigms are forced to become out-of-the-box. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our aptitude to innovate without depreciating our capability to actualize. OVHspirit practically invented the term "e-services". We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? We think we know that it is better to iterate holistically than to scale super-seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become impactful? Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Flash. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XML. We will incubate the term "long-term". What does it really mean to optimize "transparently"? What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-services" really mean? We will utilize the capability of initiatives to leverage. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky user interfaces and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. OVHspirit is the industry leader of 24/7 methodologies. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? We will widen our ability to incentivize without decrementing our ability to innovate. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, systems are forced to become C2B2B. The e-commerce factor is infinitely reconfigurable. If you optimize strategically, you may have to synthesize micro-strategically. Think macro-transparent. What does it really mean to redefine "interactively"? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will orchestrate the power of super-collaborative angel investors to mesh. At OVHspirit, we think we know how to target virally. Think nano-open-source. What does the commonly-accepted term "macro-ultra-value-added structuring management" really mean? We think we know that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also visualize virally. We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough J++. The metrics for user-defined data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will transition the jargon-based buzzword "real-time". The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will target the term "B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to morph easily. 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