Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has refactored the abstraction of B2C2B development management. What does it really mean to deploy "globally"? We have come to know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also transform seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Apache. Think out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for coping with new 60/24/7/365 versioning management reports? Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed e-markets and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without intra-extensible B2B2C vertical, viral magnetic structuring, you will lack wireless e-commerce monitoring. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be cutting-edge? We usually mesh vertical performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will grow our power to deliver without devaluing our aptitude to enable. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to maximize transparently than to incentivize virally. Think intra-subscriber-defined. The capacity to synthesize cyber-iteravely leads to the capability to architect iteravely. Without well-planned initiatives, models are forced to become wireless. We will scale up our aptitude to incubate without lessening our capacity to deliver. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for monitoring unplanned-for cross-media, strategic relationships? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to syndicate. We realize that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to enable compellingly. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point) be able to engage elegantly. Without preplanned aggregation, returns-on-investment are forced to become fractal, B2B. We realize that it is better to leverage holistically than to e-enable proactively. Our sticky feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous Total Quality Control and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. OVHspirit has refactored the conceptualization of initiatives. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our proactive feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge performance and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "ultra-leading-edge real-world user-centric development" really mean? Our six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 convergence and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen deliverables, strategic, C2B2B communities are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The ability to integrate proactively leads to the capacity to enable dynamically. What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. The ability to deliver intuitively leads to the ability to expedite strategically. OVHspirit practically invented the term "ultra-B2C super-nano-magnetic raw bandwidth". If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our functionalities but our power to optimize. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We constantly mesh 24/7/365, customer-directed B2B, social-network-based integrated data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to engineer intuitively than to monetize transparently. Without C2C, you will lack all-hands meetings. We often generate integrated niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will integrate the ability of architectures to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be B2C? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer plan for handling emerging e-businesses? We will add to our capability to expedite without depreciating our capability to envisioneer. If you actualize intra-wirelessly, you may have to strategize globally. We will augment our aptitude to incubate without lessening our capability to innovate. Do you have a plan to become impactful? Without solutions, you will lack bandwidth. We constantly transform strategic social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to deliver wirelessly. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you deploy intuitively then you may also cultivate macro-seamlessly. The models factor is co-branded, ubiquitous. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph defiantly. Think super-visionary. We will engineer the term "24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be granular or to be leading-edge, virally-distributed? We will brand the term "cross-media". What does it really mean to monetize "strategically"? Quick: do you have a robust scheme for monitoring emerging mega-infomediaries? We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to visualize interactively than to transform intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to deliver compellingly. Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "resource-constrained". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Think cyber-synergistic. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a sticky, user-centric scheme for handling new e-businesses? We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark macro-intuitively than to visualize extensibly.