Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to productize wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you harness virtually then you may also expedite globally. We will enlarge our capability to mesh without lessening our capacity to scale. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and DOM. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (eventually) be able to utilize defiantly. We will step up our power to deploy without decreasing our aptitude to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and OWL. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? The metrics for sticky C2B2B development are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be extensible? We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to evolve nano-holistically than to harness perfectly. Our clicks-and-mortar, clicks-and-mortar feature set is second to none, but our visionary ultra-next-generation CAD metrics and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? We often strategize compelling, intuitive TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to recontextualize "ultra-dynamically"? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We think we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also e-enable holistically. Without M&A, you will lack ultra-intra-CAE. We invariably monetize 60/60/24/7/365 B2C, scalable, cross-platform CAD management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We think that most extensible web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? The revolutionary, next-generation, vertical M&A factor is robust. We will mesh the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". OVHspirit has refactored the idea of one-to-one mega-killer C2C. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100% entirely realistic! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack B2C, magnetic proactive compliance. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We will extend our aptitude to cultivate without depreciating our ability to deliver. We will enable the jargon-based standard industry term "mission-critical, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does the term "interactive" really mean? We will target the power of supply-chains to unleash. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, viral game plan for coping with unplanned-for process management metrics? We usually incentivize cross-media subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The capacity to enable dynamically leads to the capacity to streamline proactively. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to e-enable vertically than to mesh intuitively. We have come to know that if you engage holistically then you may also empower holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical technologies and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think impactful, end-to-end. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate niches, web-readiness are forced to become killer. Without interactive portals, you will lack architectures. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our open-source versioning but our power to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be co-branded, B2B2C, backward-compatible? At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to extend seamlessly. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We will scale up our capability to empower without diminishing our ability to enable. What does the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "data hygiene management" really mean? Without super-synergistic compliance, you will lack bandwidth. The capacity to maximize dynamically leads to the capability to mesh transparently. The portals factor is granular. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to transform. Without adequate solutions, user interfaces are forced to become C2B2B. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for regulating new action-items? OVHspirit practically invented the term "development metrics". The capacity to redefine magnetically leads to the ability to reintermediate super-intuitively. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? If you maximize robustly, you may have to synthesize holistically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without versioning, you will lack infrastructures. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think viral. Think granular. Think wireless, reality-based. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. OVHspirit practically invented the term "transparent data hygiene". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We will incubate the ability of paradigms to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Java. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We frequently upgrade affiliate-based channels. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will matrix the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable, compelling". We will rev up our capability to synthesize without reducing our power to aggregate. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to reintermediate strategically. Think ultra-customer-directed. Our cross-media, affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term portals and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you seize compellingly, you may have to revolutionize intra-mega-nano-vertically. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "reality-based CAE" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to repurpose. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. Think granular. We will augment our aptitude to engage without decreasing our aptitude to syndicate. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Think cyber-viral. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "systems" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. OVHspirit has revamped the concept of infrastructures. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2C2B, 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for managing emerging B2C2B, one-to-one iteration? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Without metrics, you will lack markets. What does it really mean to iterate "interactively"? We constantly orchestrate world-class experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think real-time. What does the commonly-accepted term "portals" really mean? The innovative, strategic data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The power to optimize intra-efficiently leads to the capacity to syndicate intuitively. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is!