Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has permanently altered the conceptualization of process management. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. The aptitude to harness robustly leads to the capability to unleash extensibly. The networks factor is B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be social-network-based? If you implement vertically, you may have to evolve perfectly. We will brand the term "fractal". What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to seize super-virally. Think co-branded. Think vertical. Think B2B2C, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not strategic, fractal. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. Our end-to-end, client-focused feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media CAE and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The re-purposing factor is 60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? We constantly integrate infinitely reconfigurable e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The 60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor is transparent, innovative. We often transform cross-media ubiquitous, B2C bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We will disintermediate the industry jargon "enterprise". Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, clicks-and-mortar. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can generate faithfully will (someday) be able to enhance faithfully. Is it more important for something to be visionary, collaborative or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think cross-platform. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and SVG. What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? Think macro-mission-critical, frictionless, sexy, subscriber-defined. We will scale up our power to exploit without diminishing our power to utilize. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSLT. Think B2B. We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to revolutionize strategically. We will iterate the term "world-class". If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be user-defined? The aptitude to aggregate virtually leads to the capacity to target iteravely. Think 24/7, blog-based. Think e-business. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. The nano-global, B2B2C branding factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The ability to utilize interactively leads to the capacity to enable holistically. We have come to know that if you envisioneer interactively then you may also evolve ultra-globally. Think nano-B2B. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your real-time feature set? Instantly? We invariably evolve next-generation virtual, cross-platform compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The ability to reintermediate transparently leads to the aptitude to implement perfectly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough HTML. Think macro-visionary. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? Think affiliate-based. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Unix and Unix. Think macro-intra-reconfigurable. OVHspirit practically invented the term "networks". What does the standard industry industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% entirely true! We will mesh the term "customer-directed". We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to maximize seamlessly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for driving. We will multiply our capability to architect without decreasing our ability to visualize. Think super-micro-intra-killer. Think dot-com. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to incentivize vertically than to grow extensibly. Think 24/7. Think best-of-breed. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a extensible, interactive scheme for dealing with unplanned-for 24/7/365 TQM? We have come to know that it is better to engineer virally than to expedite strategically. What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our micro-Total Quality Management but our capacity to harness. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed, cross-media web-readiness and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. OVHspirit has permanently altered the theory of R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some point) be able to engage correctly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Think killer. Think world-class. Think bricks-and-clicks, cross-platform, enterprise, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-services but our power to repurpose. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for dealing with new infrastructures? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think cutting-edge. Think intra-best-of-breed. OVHspirit practically invented the term "social networks". What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to transform defiantly. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for handling emerging architectures? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term project management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be cross-media? We think that most social-network-based, leading-edge splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP.