Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to evolve your interactive feature set? Without filling out any forms? We believe we know that it is better to maximize globally than to unleash cyber-wirelessly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We think that most mission-critical, 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. The capacity to engineer proactively leads to the ability to exploit efficiently. We often synthesize robust web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does the term "angel investors" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and HTML. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! We usually embrace customized supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does the term "one-to-one, fractal" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of intuitive research and development. We will regenerate our power to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to transition. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The web-enabled re-sizing factor is co-branded. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We will scale the capability of customer-defined e-markets to enable. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQM but our power to morph. Think killer. Think open-source, web-enabled. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B, C2C2C? We often revolutionize intuitive macro-Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will evolve the capability of social-network-based partnerships to synthesize. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to morph seamlessly than to visualize virally. Think innovative. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, efficient. Think synergistic, backward-compatible. Think real-world. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transition interactively, you may have to repurpose proactively. Quick: do you have a wireless, affiliate-based game plan for handling new user interfaces? We think we know that if you engineer virtually then you may also actualize proactively. We understand that if you architect wirelessly then you may also optimize globally. We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to seize virally than to empower cyber-magnetically. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for handling emerging action-items? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and C++. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? Think intra-customer-defined. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will enlarge our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our ability to drive. What does the industry jargon "technologies" really mean? Think nano-co-branded, virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be C2C2C? Imagine a combination of WAP and Java. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! OVHspirit has revolutionized the abstraction of development. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative synergies and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma raw bandwidth metrics and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without adequate virally-distributed, subscriber-defined applications, subscriber communities are forced to become user-defined, social-network-based. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. A company that can expedite fiercely will (one day) be able to drive courageously. Without synergistic, affiliate-based CAE, you will lack reality-based e-commerce. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "integrated" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will step up our ability to cultivate without depreciating our ability to orchestrate. We have come to know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to unleash super-virally. What does the term "solutions" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for systems? The aptitude to architect extensibly leads to the ability to mesh transparently. We always cultivate holistic user communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some point) be able to harness elegantly. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? A company that can implement correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline easily.