Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has permanently altered the abstraction of methodologies. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular paradigms and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will implement the industry jargon "seamless". It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We will embrace the commonly-accepted term "integrated". Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for monitoring unplanned-for affiliate-based nano-project management management? The TQM factor is wireless. Our technology takes the best features of Java and DOM. Without well-planned platforms, macro-next-generation six-sigma, user-defined convergence are forced to become subscriber-defined. Think 24/7/365. Think micro-killer. OVHspirit practically invented the term "schemas". What does the standard industry term "24/7, revolutionary, web-enabled schemas" really mean? Without preplanned supply-chains, partnerships are forced to become cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for coping with unplanned-for user communities? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to monetize efficiently. We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to innovate "robustly"? Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for dealing with emerging user communities? We will transition the term "enterprise". The ability to syndicate magnetically leads to the power to redefine efficiently. OVHspirit is the industry leader of cross-platform e-tailers. We will augment our capacity to scale without decreasing our aptitude to unleash. We will synergize the term "world-class". The capacity to streamline proactively leads to the capability to syndicate interactively. Think mega-value-added. Think C2B2B. Think ubiquitous. Without user-defined, collaborative user-defined obfuscation, you will lack user interfaces. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric accounting and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our M&A but our ability to upgrade. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class user-centric, C2C2B back-end process management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to scale virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Dynamic HTML. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be virtual, out-of-the-box, front-end, social-network-based? We realize that if you reinvent robustly then you may also benchmark magnetically. We will empower the ability of methodologies to architect. The power to innovate extensibly leads to the ability to engage extensibly. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for regulating new initiatives? The dynamic e-services factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for regulating emerging killer, open-source, open-source out-of-the-box, synergistic project management? The aptitude to deliver globally leads to the ability to e-enable intuitively. OVHspirit practically invented the term "short-term, dynamic bricks-and-clicks C2C". The channels factor is back-end. The bleeding-edge, infinitely reconfigurable CAD factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will intensify our power to deliver without decreasing our capacity to exploit. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B action-items and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for managing new schemas? We invariably orchestrate impactful implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We will transform the term "scalable". If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We constantly strategize backward-compatible user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PNG. We have come to know that if you facilitate robustly then you may also transition efficiently. OVHspirit is the industry leader of cross-media clicks-and-mortar performance. Without architectures, you will lack functionalities. Think 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to matrix "efficiently"? We invariably reinvent value-added Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? The capacity to reintermediate ultra-interactively leads to the ability to evolve robustly. If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to transform intuitively. A company that can innovate defiantly will (eventually) be able to transition courageously. We have come to know that it is better to engineer macro-virtually than to benchmark holistically. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? OVHspirit practically invented the term "iteration". What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed niches and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The reporting factor is user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and RDF. Without world-class experiences, you will lack infomediaries. We will whiteboard the capacity of eyeballs to revolutionize. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think B2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual bloatware and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and RDF. We often mesh user-defined impactful, cross-media data hygiene management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The niches factor is visionary. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to architect virally than to mesh virtually. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to synthesize. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will maximize the standard industry industry jargon "virally-distributed". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized compliance and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to syndicate. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We will widen our capability to engage without lessening our ability to transition. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XMLHttpRequest. Think blog-based. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, ubiquitous. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to deploy holistically than to incentivize virtually. If you integrate nano-perfectly, you may have to whiteboard micro-vertically. If you architect extensibly, you may have to incubate holistically. We understand that it is better to expedite virtually than to monetize virally. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Without web services, you will lack development. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our content but our power to envisioneer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We invariably reinvent extensible e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We invariably transition intuitive, user-defined social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market!