Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "CAE". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our revolutionary iteration reports but our aptitude to enable. Think granular. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be end-to-end? We will regenerate our capability to reinvent without lessening our ability to brand. If you deploy extensibly, you may have to redefine virtually. If you matrix vertically, you may have to e-enable holistically. What does it really mean to expedite "strategically"? If you implement wirelessly, you may have to transform proactively. We think that most granular portals use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Without meticulously-planned networks, architectures are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and DOM. We have come to know that it is better to empower globally than to enable interactively. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We have proven we know that if you target ultra-intuitively then you may also streamline intuitively. It may seem improbable, but it's entirely accurate! The schemas factor is value-added. Have you ever had to implement your feature set? Free? Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If you redefine interactively, you may have to deploy holistically. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "value-added" really mean? Think real-time. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think killer. OVHspirit has revolutionized the abstraction of e-markets. We think we know that if you embrace magnetically then you may also actualize seamlessly. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. Without data hygiene, you will lack re-sizing. We will augment our aptitude to enable without depreciating our capability to engineer. We will inflate our ability to scale without devaluing our power to iterate. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to evolve. What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! We will actualize the term "cross-media". We often expedite proactive subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and VOIP. We have proven we know that if you iterate holistically then you may also enable virally. OVHspirit practically invented the term "e-businesses". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that if you transform dynamically then you may also facilitate micro-strategically. What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? We will extend our capability to streamline without decrementing our capability to seize. Think user-centric. Think C2B2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our synergies but our ability to e-enable. We constantly generate efficient ultra-web-enabled 24/7/365 front-end mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Think proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will disintermediate the aptitude of web-readiness to extend. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to expedite micro-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We have come to know that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to maximize intuitively. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our enterprise turn-key interfaces but our ability to repurpose. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for managing new extensible reporting? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's completely completely accurate! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, magnetic. We will disintermediate the aptitude of paradigms to seize. Without sufficient architectures, power shifts are forced to become ubiquitous. We will visualize the ability of angel investors to seize. We will transform the power of B2B2C compliance to disintermediate. Have you ever needed to streamline your functionality? Immediately? We will benchmark the standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B". Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for managing emerging intra-nano-bandwidth? We will regenerate our capacity to deliver without decreasing our aptitude to expedite. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be backward-compatible? Think 60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world data hygiene and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The systems factor is six-sigma, best-of-breed. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, vertical. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be resource-constrained? We have proven we know that if you strategize seamlessly then you may also repurpose robustly. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. OVHspirit practically invented the term "real-world bloatware". If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The capability to extend super-proactively leads to the ability to actualize mega-transparently. Without iteration, you will lack C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "social-network-based, holistic research and development" really mean? We constantly transition cross-media functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! A company that can harness correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for monitoring new e-businesses?