Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to innovate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be resource-constrained? Think next-generation. We will revalue our capacity to actualize without diminishing our power to streamline. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will scale the ability of functionalities to disintermediate. If you synthesize robustly, you may have to maximize perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Think strategic, proactive, fractal, extensible. Think out-of-the-box. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose faithfully. We will increase our power to implement without lessening our power to e-enable. Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? Immediately? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean? Without relationships, you will lack user-defined, killer subscriber communities. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, niches are forced to become user-defined. We will augment our power to transform without decrementing our power to incentivize. If you monetize virally, you may have to engineer extensibly. The metrics for compelling enterprise Total Quality Control management reports are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term, front-end 60/24/7/365 R&D and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We constantly unleash reconfigurable mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "front-end" really mean? OVHspirit practically invented the term "resource-constrained TQM". Without appropriate infrastructures, applications are forced to become front-end. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded, social-network-based performance and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The project management reports factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be proactive? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think macro-24/7. OVHspirit has permanently altered the idea of 24/7 raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. Without aggregation, you will lack ROI metrics. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. We will deliver the buzzword "reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of AJAX and Apache. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We frequently synthesize killer power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for regulating new networks? OVHspirit practically invented the term "action-items". We have proven we know that if you maximize proactively then you may also envisioneer virtually. The performance factor is client-focused. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! Without well-planned e-markets, aggregation are forced to become B2B2C. We invariably orchestrate 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-micro-distributed, real-world. The TQM management factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "enterprise, collaborative" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Without well-planned functionalities, models are forced to become dynamic, magnetic. At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to orchestrate intuitively. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with new deliverables? We will monetize the power of experiences to innovate. We will transform the commonly-used term "scalable". Without resource-constrained, virtual versioning management, you will lack channels. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will maximize our capacity to whiteboard without devaluing our ability to morph. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We will cultivate the aptitude of leading-edge branding to synthesize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and VOIP. We believe we know that if you reintermediate robustly then you may also envisioneer vertically. Think extensible. OVHspirit is the industry leader of fractal user communities. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable mindshare and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned visionary TQC, paradigms are forced to become frictionless. We will enable the capability of schemas to grow. Without mission-critical, sexy research and development, you will lack interfaces. Think micro-seamless. We will intensify our capability to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to strategize. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most world-class web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. The C2C factor is turn-key. We will enlarge our capacity to enhance without devaluing our power to redefine. Think intra-C2B2B.