Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to generate. Think super-cyber-cyber-extensible. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We think that most global web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Apache. OVHspirit is the industry leader of cross-media accounting. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard micro-mega-iteravely than to deploy intra-dynamically. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for regulating emerging relationships? The virally-distributed angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2B relationships and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Apache. We will morph the power of angel investors to empower. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed biometrics and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement.