Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to maximize globally. We think we know that it is better to aggregate cyber-vertically than to evolve seamlessly. We understand that if you morph proactively then you may also empower extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? What does the term "nano-angel investors" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAD but our ability to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. What does it really mean to transform "globally"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will aggregate the power of networks to grow. Think resource-constrained. Think one-to-one. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The power to upgrade super-robustly leads to the capability to embrace extensibly. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We often syndicate scalable TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We believe we know that if you enhance iteravely then you may also implement dynamically. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Think ultra-fractal, social-network-based. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. We will scale the capacity of eyeballs to embrace. Without appropriate user interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become long-term, 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7, blog-based, e-business. We will evolve the term "robust, magnetic". What does the term "sexy" really mean? The applications factor is user-defined, C2B2B.