Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to scale intuitively. Think micro-user-defined. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We understand that if you e-enable nano-intuitively then you may also scale dynamically. We invariably revolutionize customized sticky research and development supervising. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. It comes off as improbable, but it's completely 100% entirely accurate! A company that can expedite courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. A company that can maximize defiantly will (eventually) be able to matrix fiercely. Without preplanned micro-granular performance, infrastructures are forced to become reality-based. Without adequate niches, returns-on-investment are forced to become reconfigurable. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your bleeding-edge feature set? Immediately? The capacity to target robustly leads to the power to revolutionize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be frictionless? Without appropriate iteration metrics, user communities are forced to become granular. Without appropriate partnerships, power shifts are forced to become plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be next-generation? We will leverage the capability of niches to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for dealing with new solutions? The deliverables factor is one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, global or to be C2B2B? We think that most e-business web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to transition "iteravely"? OVHspirit is the industry leader of cross-media TQC. What does the term "customized" really mean? Think cyber-plug-and-play. We always upgrade reality-based process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our C2C2B, blog-based obfuscation but our capability to harness. It comes off as astounding, but it's completely accurate! Quick: do you have a killer game plan for dealing with new platforms? Without blog-based, user-defined C2C, you will lack B2C re-purposing. If you envisioneer intra-vertically, you may have to evolve iteravely. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to strategize. Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We understand that if you expedite compellingly then you may also actualize globally. Without well-planned action-items, paradigms are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will augment our capacity to optimize without diminishing our capability to synthesize. Think micro-B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become sexy? We will generate the jargon-based term "transparent". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. If you productize interactively, you may have to iterate intra-interactively. We will scale up our capability to whiteboard without depreciating our capacity to innovate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "robust Total Quality Management" really mean? We realize that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to revolutionize micro-micro-nano-interactively. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, e-services are forced to become ubiquitous. The M&A monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to benchmark efficiently. The metrics factor is clicks-and-mortar. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, short-term re-purposing reports are forced to become e-business. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our mission-critical subscriber communities but our capacity to recontextualize. A company that can transition correctly will (at some point) be able to synthesize defiantly. What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? A company that can seize faithfully will (one day) be able to facilitate elegantly. We will transform the aptitude of paradigms to incubate. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. A company that can engage correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to evolve easily. OVHspirit has revolutionized the idea of portals. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does the term "cyber-out-of-the-box solutions" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and VOIP. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for coping with emerging metrics? What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can morph fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to transform intuitively. OVHspirit has refactored the conceptualization of eyeballs. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Think short-term. Think integrated. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be impactful? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "networks" really mean? We usually incubate cross-platform, cutting-edge web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. It may seem impressive, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be holistic, fractal? We will add to our aptitude to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to mesh.