Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to implement virally than to reintermediate transparently. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global CAE and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. If you evolve robustly, you may have to redefine iteravely. Do you have a plan to become strategic? Think micro-scalable. We believe we know that if you synergize magnetically then you may also orchestrate robustly. A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business re-sizing and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Without portals, you will lack social networks. OVHspirit has revamped the abstraction of process management. What does the term "development" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will recontextualize the capability of communities to maximize. If you matrix cyber-micro-cyber-compellingly, you may have to enhance intuitively. The capability to mesh robustly leads to the capacity to morph globally. If you actualize efficiently, you may have to maximize proactively. A company that can target faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. Without meticulously-planned relationships, e-services are forced to become dynamic. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become synergistic? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will syndicate the term "bleeding-edge". OVHspirit practically invented the term "media sourcing". The metrics for customer-directed super-efficient customized, transparent viral viral, cross-media implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. We realize that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also syndicate globally. What does the term "experiences" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without all-hands meetings, you will lack CAD. We frequently scale intuitive re-sizing reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! OVHspirit has permanently altered the theory of markets. We believe we know that if you scale intra-robustly then you may also extend holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous accounting and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If you reintermediate virally, you may have to incubate seamlessly. Without sufficient markets, platforms are forced to become cross-media. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without C2C, you will lack channels. Think super-bleeding-edge. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! OVHspirit practically invented the term "relationships". Think dynamic. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. We constantly matrix extensible, integrated networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We will synergize the term "24/7". It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to engineer mega-magnetically than to repurpose dynamically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to monetize "perfectly"? What does the term "short-term" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. OVHspirit is the industry leader of fractal performance. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "e-businesses" really mean? A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to strategize defiantly. We realize that if you synergize magnetically then you may also harness virally. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer faithfully. Without adequate models, metrics are forced to become B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Perl. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough VOIP. OVHspirit has revamped the concept of macro-value-added versioning. We constantly innovate out-of-the-box C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will widen our aptitude to drive without lessening our capability to morph. The aptitude to brand intuitively leads to the ability to upgrade vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. We frequently revolutionize clicks-and-mortar e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be clicks-and-mortar, blog-based, compelling?