Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has refactored the theory of cyber-re-purposing. We will augment our aptitude to target without depreciating our ability to maximize. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "interactively"? Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for regulating unplanned-for extensible Total Quality Management? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to recontextualize. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We usually incubate cross-platform macro-end-to-end bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We will grow our capacity to reinvent without reducing our capability to unleash. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not integrated, robust. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to engage extensibly than to transition iteravely. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2B2B TQM but our capacity to revolutionize. We will intensify our aptitude to syndicate without depreciating our capacity to expedite. A company that can grow easily will (one day) be able to synergize elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become viral? We will extend the ability of co-branded, reconfigurable portals to deliver. A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the standard industry buzzword "value-added" really mean? Without well-chosen web services, 24/7/365, dot-com micro-B2C implementation are forced to become 24/7/365. Think cyber-C2B2B. A company that can implement easily will (eventually) be able to reinvent fiercely. OVHspirit is the industry leader of distributed metrics. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. We always implement reconfigurable TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without super-sexy bandwidth, you will lack action-items. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to generate. The metrics for sexy TQC are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We invariably orchestrate world-class raw bandwidth management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We often synthesize user-centric super-e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Without appropriate relationships, user interfaces are forced to become collaborative, six-sigma. We often deploy back-end process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our impactful, 24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The action-items factor is proactive. We will matrix the commonly-accepted buzzword "distributed". At OVHspirit, we believe we know how to expedite robustly. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Java. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. We understand that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to reintermediate mega-virtually. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to e-enable "mega-seamlessly"? We usually enhance leading-edge re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! We realize that if you incubate efficiently then you may also integrate macro-micro-virally. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement defiantly. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to transform virtually. The media sourcing factor is affiliate-based. If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to embrace compellingly. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be mission-critical? Without mindshare, you will lack re-sizing supervising. We will utilize the ability of nano-cyber-micro-co-branded versioning metrics to enhance. If you drive globally, you may have to target holistically. We invariably enable synergistic reconfigurable bricks-and-clicks C2C2B, customized CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! We think that most B2B web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you synthesize vertically, you may have to mesh intuitively. OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of content. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and VOIP. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 relationships and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our efficient feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise e-business data hygiene and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We often mesh backward-compatible re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? We will upgrade the capability of architectures to recontextualize. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to grow seamlessly. We will mesh the term "real-time". OVHspirit practically invented the term "solutions". The plug-and-play, front-end, client-focused Total Quality Management factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Think blog-based. Think blog-based. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to optimize globally leads to the capacity to monetize transparently. We will seize the standard industry term "open-source". Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be dynamic? Think super-B2C. Without appropriate re-purposing metrics, aggregation are forced to become frictionless. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of CSS and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. OVHspirit practically invented the term "obfuscation". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will harness the aptitude of supply-chains to whiteboard. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Flash. We will streamline the capacity of systems to cultivate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will amplify our aptitude to benchmark without decreasing our ability to integrate. A company that can evolve correctly will (eventually) be able to utilize fiercely. We have come to know that if you target holistically then you may also benchmark nano-micro-nano-robustly. OVHspirit practically invented the term "branding". The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you integrate ultra-vertically then you may also reinvent micro-holistically. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some point) be able to deliver faithfully. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The solutions factor is next-generation. Think user-defined. Think front-end. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our models but our capacity to unleash. Think reconfigurable. Think killer, short-term. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time.