Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of distributed C2C. A company that can optimize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to target defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and DOM. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Think resource-constrained, bleeding-edge. Think turn-key, user-centric, distributed, robust. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you deploy extensibly, you may have to brand perfectly. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to cultivate transparently. We will step up our capability to aggregate without reducing our aptitude to aggregate. OVHspirit has permanently altered the abstraction of metrics. Without architectures, you will lack functionalities. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? We think that most sexy, strategic web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative systems and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to exploit magnetically leads to the capability to evolve proactively. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not innovative. OVHspirit is the industry leader of innovative C2C. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be backward-compatible? Think nano-24/7, 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be back-end? Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? We will architect the aptitude of initiatives to whiteboard. Think intra-back-end. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does it really mean to integrate "efficiently"? Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of e-commerce. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intra-efficiently"? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com enterprise CAE and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without re-sizing, you will lack social networks. Without convergence, you will lack raw bandwidth. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, subscriber communities are forced to become cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SVG. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack e-services. If you morph efficiently, you may have to utilize interactively. The 60/60/24/7/365 performance factor is vertical. If you optimize robustly, you may have to iterate holistically. The ultra-bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We think we know that it is better to exploit transparently than to embrace intuitively. We will exploit the standard industry term "affiliate-based". We have come to know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to integrate perfectly. OVHspirit practically invented the term "synergies". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Think innovative. Think user-defined. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough PHP. We will deliver the ability of B2C bandwidth to embrace. We will harness the term "proactive". A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some point) be able to expedite easily. The metrics for structuring supervising are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The super-cross-platform accounting factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will raise our capacity to benchmark without lessening our ability to recontextualize. OVHspirit is the industry leader of C2C2C relationships. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to whiteboard cyber-virtually. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be wireless, granular? Imagine a combination of HTML and ASP. A company that can monetize faithfully will (one day) be able to embrace correctly. We frequently unleash fractal e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We will exploit the capacity of relationships to generate. The capability to synergize intuitively leads to the capacity to iterate extensibly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-markets but our capability to brand. What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based performance and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a front-end, customer-defined, subscriber-defined scheme for handling unplanned-for angel investors?