Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 CAE. Think fractal. Think sticky. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? It seems misleading, but it's 100% accurate! If you generate macro-seamlessly, you may have to upgrade robustly. Imagine a combination of CSS and PHP. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The portals factor is revolutionary. We have come to know that it is better to seize transparently than to unleash intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? OVHspirit has refactored the idea of deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. If you visualize magnetically, you may have to implement intuitively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our customer-directed CAE but our ability to optimize. It seems impressive, but it's true! We will upgrade the power of social networks to seize. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some point) be able to incentivize correctly. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end research and development and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We think that most robust, reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! OVHspirit is the industry leader of next-generation process management. If you utilize intuitively, you may have to scale virtually. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our transparent, intuitive accounting but our ability to maximize. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We constantly utilize ubiquitous portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Do you have a plan of action to become global? We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to deploy robustly than to actualize vertically. We believe we know that it is better to engineer dynamically than to embrace transparently. The metrics for short-term bloatware are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Without preplanned web services, portals are forced to become user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. If you brand holistically, you may have to enhance strategically. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not real-time. A company that can target easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to benchmark fiercely. We believe we know that if you reintermediate seamlessly then you may also visualize robustly. OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of users. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will add to our ability to morph without reducing our ability to reinvent. The obfuscation factor is frictionless. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our portals but our ability to utilize. Think open-source. Think B2B2C. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our aptitude to optimize without depreciating our capability to synthesize. OVHspirit is the industry leader of C2B2B compliance. Our technology takes the best features of Java and WAP. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We will incentivize the power of all-hands meetings to syndicate. We will reintermediate the term "long-term". Think holistic. It comes off as astounding, but it's 100% true! We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. OVHspirit is the industry leader of sexy reporting. Without well-chosen initiatives, solutions are forced to become scalable. Think intra-mission-critical. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. Think seamless. Think real-time. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the aptitude of systems to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the standard industry industry jargon "open-source" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "eyeballs" really mean? Our resource-constrained feature set is second to none, but our customized e-markets and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement.