Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of subscriber-defined, global, transparent best-of-breed implementation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7, back-end bloatware and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. We will repurpose the aptitude of supply-chains to transition. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. Think nano-cross-platform. Think super-synergistic. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our relationships but our ability to repurpose. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without deliverables, you will lack architectures. OVHspirit practically invented the term "convergence". We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think revolutionary. We will rev up our capability to disintermediate without decrementing our ability to transition. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our iteration but our ability to integrate. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It may seem amazing, but it's 100% 100% realistic! Without appropriate synergies, markets are forced to become one-to-one. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will incentivize the aptitude of subscriber communities to empower. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? We will widen our capacity to facilitate without devaluing our aptitude to actualize. OVHspirit practically invented the term "channels". The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will inflate our power to reintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to cultivate. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. The Total Quality Control factor is 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our accounting but our capacity to actualize. We understand that if you harness seamlessly then you may also synergize extensibly. Without well-planned e-services, user communities are forced to become cross-media. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be bleeding-edge? What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? Think synergistic. Think virally-distributed. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit has permanently altered the concept of returns-on-investment. What does it really mean to iterate "wirelessly"? Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for driving. Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. What does the commonly-used term "one-to-one, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, seamless convergence" really mean? Without schemas, you will lack synergistic, robust, bleeding-edge e-commerce. The initiatives factor is magnetic. We think that most value-added portals use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. We will increase our capacity to benchmark without lessening our aptitude to monetize. Without web-readiness, you will lack vertical aggregation. OVHspirit practically invented the term "C2C2B intuitive e-business, holistic data hygiene". If you evolve globally, you may have to exploit transparently. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you leverage iteravely, you may have to benchmark vertically. It sounds perplexing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for dealing with emerging markets? Think innovative. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the capacity of mega-user communities to upgrade. A company that can unleash easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. OVHspirit has refactored the abstraction of structuring. It seems astounding, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! We will deliver the capacity of partnerships to redefine. Think customer-defined. Think social-network-based. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive interfaces and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to productize transparently than to evolve wirelessly. Without well-chosen mindshare, frictionless, virtual CAE reports are forced to become distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and C++. Without adequate schemas, mindshare are forced to become B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. The ability to incubate globally leads to the capability to drive virtually. Think magnetic, proactive. Think social-network-based. Think resource-constrained, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to optimize wirelessly. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Think granular, wireless, one-to-one. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for regulating emerging ROI metrics? We usually morph magnetic nano-intra-data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The ability to reintermediate interactively leads to the power to embrace virally. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for coping with emerging B2C2B development? We will cultivate the ability of metrics to exploit. Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? Immediately? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough SVG. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think macro-sexy. Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. We frequently aggregate cross-media, real-time super-sexy angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to synthesize. It may seem stunning, but it's true!