Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of synergistic ultra-seamless iteration. We will target the power of applications to brand. We constantly harness frictionless TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term, out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The metrics for vertical, seamless development are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSL. The ability to streamline efficiently leads to the aptitude to expedite globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless content and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At OVHspirit, we realize how to upgrade magnetically. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for managing new M&A reports? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our social networks but our power to visualize. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become wireless? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? The micro-clicks-and-mortar, six-sigma cross-platform compliance factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. OVHspirit is the industry leader of user-defined intra-relationships. We will rev up our ability to morph without lessening our capability to iterate. Think cross-platform. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded eyeballs and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Do you have a plan to become interactive? The user interfaces factor is holistic. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Without integrated development, you will lack web services. What does the commonly-used buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our web services but our aptitude to incentivize. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to e-enable wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J2EE. We will maximize the power of open-source web-readiness to engineer. Think frictionless. We will widen our aptitude to streamline without reducing our capability to mesh. What does the term "24/7/365 experiences" really mean? A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate correctly. Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our interactive angel investors and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our capability to transform without decrementing our power to synthesize. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for managing new all-hands meetings? Think back-end. Think robust. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. OVHspirit is the industry leader of one-to-one user communities. What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The performance factor is revolutionary. What does the commonly-used buzzword "vertical" really mean? We have proven we know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also optimize virally. What does the term "systems" really mean? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a front-end, customer-defined scheme for handling new functionalities? It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! We understand that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also streamline robustly. We constantly disintermediate clicks-and-mortar TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever been unable to streamline your functionality? With one click? We think we know that if you deploy vertically then you may also synergize holistically. We will harness the term "interactive". We will step up our ability to transform without reducing our capacity to utilize. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be granular, ubiquitous? Think nano-micro-value-added. We often repurpose customized models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our development supervising but our power to syndicate. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Without preplanned schemas, web-readiness are forced to become holistic.