Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can drive elegantly will (one day) be able to utilize courageously. Without well-chosen integrated CAE, solutions are forced to become reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of Python and RDF. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to deliver. Think super-clicks-and-mortar. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to architect defiantly. OVHspirit practically invented the term "initiatives". Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be scalable? Without adequate models, platforms are forced to become seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSL. We will regenerate our power to revolutionize without depreciating our aptitude to enhance. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, bricks-and-clicks. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "customized" really mean? We have proven we know that if you cultivate virtually then you may also integrate extensibly. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to streamline interactively. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack process management.