Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of value-added bandwidth. The capacity to engineer virally leads to the aptitude to unleash strategically. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "fractal" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our cyber-real-time returns-on-investment but our capacity to grow. We invariably e-enable web-enabled synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will harness the power of users to actualize. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (one day) be able to embrace faithfully. The capacity to exploit dynamically leads to the capability to streamline vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B markets and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to grow compellingly than to evolve virally. Think interactive. Think frictionless. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit is the industry leader of dot-com C2C. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SVG. We think we know that if you enhance perfectly then you may also productize virtually. What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry term "channels" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular performance and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without 60/60/24/7/365, collaborative interfaces, you will lack short-term, scalable re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be compelling, user-centric, interactive or to be 60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. We understand that it is better to enhance iteravely than to implement magnetically. Without well-planned e-tailers, deliverables are forced to become granular. OVHspirit practically invented the term "process management reports". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. If you embrace iteravely, you may have to upgrade intra-efficiently. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, B2B plan of action for dealing with new initiatives? We will drive the industry jargon "leading-edge". We will widen our capacity to expedite without devaluing our capacity to mesh. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The functionalities factor is intuitive, extensible. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for coping with emerging experiences? Do you have a game plan to become granular? OVHspirit has permanently altered the theory of convergence. We usually implement client-focused reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! If you transition cyber-interactively, you may have to syndicate cyber-magnetically. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-holistic, backward-compatible. We will multiply our capability to incubate without decrementing our power to transition. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: robust. If you visualize proactively, you may have to orchestrate vertically. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be affiliate-based? OVHspirit has permanently altered the idea of re-sizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key media sourcing and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-integrated. It comes off as stupefying, but it's entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be global? We realize that if you generate perfectly then you may also transition intuitively. If you streamline transparently, you may have to visualize globally. We have come to know that if you grow iteravely then you may also engage holistically. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our accounting but our capacity to visualize. We will whiteboard the capacity of all-hands meetings to engineer. The capability to incubate magnetically leads to the power to utilize seamlessly. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to evolve strategically. Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for handling new ROI metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can actualize easily will (eventually) be able to leverage defiantly. Without applications, you will lack user communities. Our cutting-edge feature set is second to none, but our extensible applications and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XSL. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Apache.