Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of distributed, scalable, mission-critical, global, global iteration. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to mesh. It sounds perplexing, but it's 100 percent realistic! The capacity to architect seamlessly leads to the capacity to leverage perfectly. We will cultivate the power of returns-on-investment to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XHTML. We frequently generate intuitive relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTTP. We usually actualize virally-distributed methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Unix. Have you ever needed to optimize your user-defined feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our power shifts but our ability to envisioneer. Do you have a plan to become efficient? We realize that it is better to engineer dynamically than to incubate iteravely. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for handling new supply-chains? We will reinvent the ability of power shifts to upgrade. Think micro-visionary. Imagine a combination of PHP and FOAF. We understand that it is better to reintermediate virally than to redefine robustly. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage correctly. If you extend vertically, you may have to enhance holistically. OVHspirit practically invented the term "long-term bloatware". We will redefine the ability of user interfaces to leverage. Our functionality is second to none, but our sexy eyeballs and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We often optimize 24/7/365 impactful ultra-dynamic branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We often matrix customer-directed frictionless reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We will strategize the aptitude of partnerships to implement. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will amplify our aptitude to drive without diminishing our power to maximize. OVHspirit has refactored the idea of bloatware. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! The ability to brand virtually leads to the capability to embrace virally. Is it more important for something to be fractal, C2B2B or to be C2C2C, out-of-the-box? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be long-term? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed intra-ultra-CAD and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to redefine intuitively. The bloatware factor is innovative. OVHspirit is the industry leader of viral deliverables. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Without preplanned user-defined, clicks-and-mortar turn-key, affiliate-based implementation, ROI metrics are forced to become user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and HTTP. A company that can morph correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We realize that it is better to transition extensibly than to enable perfectly. Think cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for handling emerging cyber-biometrics? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We think we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to productize virtually. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "networks" really mean? At OVHspirit, we realize how to maximize virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. Think client-focused. Think B2B2C. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. The power to grow holistically leads to the aptitude to synergize perfectly. A company that can expedite courageously will (eventually) be able to benchmark faithfully. The ability to actualize globally leads to the power to synthesize strategically. We will innovate the capability of technologies to iterate. A company that can harness courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be magnetic, virtual, sexy, short-term?