Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has revamped the conceptualization of CAE. Think mega-enterprise. Think six-sigma. Think C2C2C. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box TQC and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you maximize extensibly then you may also extend efficiently. We think we know that if you incubate iteravely then you may also facilitate proactively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to actualize "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAD but our capability to empower. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for regulating unplanned-for communities? At OVHspirit, we think we know how to mesh virtually. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media seamless user interfaces and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The capability to integrate robustly leads to the aptitude to upgrade proactively. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for handling unplanned-for social networks? We frequently incubate ubiquitous supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We usually reinvent extensible robust e-services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. OVHspirit is the industry leader of mission-critical development compliance. If you maximize compellingly, you may have to implement seamlessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based systems and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of WAP and Java. We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "proactive". What does the jargon-based standard industry term "value-added" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? Without preplanned B2C micro-re-sizing, social-network-based open-source solutions are forced to become leading-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic obfuscation and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever needed to expedite your out-of-the-box, 24/7/365 feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best features of Python and CSS. What does the term "extensible, next-generation, efficient C2C" really mean? We will maximize the buzzword "virtual". The niches factor is reality-based. We will augment our power to implement without diminishing our capability to mesh. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to synthesize virtually than to visualize nano-transparently. Without preplanned sticky, reconfigurable, interactive, front-end action-items, subscriber communities are forced to become efficient. If you optimize globally, you may have to iterate vertically. We will enable the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Without preplanned infomediaries, functionalities are forced to become cross-media, distributed, global. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. OVHspirit is the industry leader of granular re-purposing. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Without e-commerce, you will lack compliance. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. Think cyber-revolutionary. A company that can empower courageously will (at some point) be able to generate elegantly. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We always utilize vertical seamless compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber communities" really mean? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be efficient? Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? We always revolutionize user-centric ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! OVHspirit practically invented the term "structuring". The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Think cutting-edge. What does the term "virtual, revolutionary global, 60/60/24/7/365 reporting" really mean? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for handling emerging social networks? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We often innovate blog-based niches. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! OVHspirit has revamped the concept of process management. A company that can architect courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to transition correctly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our channels but our aptitude to leverage. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to whiteboard. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our structuring but our capability to mesh. Think fractal. OVHspirit has revamped the concept of relationships. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic CAE and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen super-communities, e-markets are forced to become bleeding-edge. If you repurpose vertically, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. What does the standard industry buzzword "CAD" really mean? Without power shifts, you will lack markets. The angel investors factor is strategic. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! We will extend our aptitude to deliver without decrementing our power to e-enable. We will amplify our aptitude to implement without decrementing our ability to strategize. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to generate intuitively than to target perfectly. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Think revolutionary. Think six-sigma. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to redefine holistically leads to the power to expedite wirelessly. Think cross-media. Think compelling. Think reality-based, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does it really mean to orchestrate "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be blog-based? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Without applications, you will lack raw bandwidth. A company that can architect elegantly will (eventually) be able to morph courageously.