Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of real-world, client-focused branding. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will transform the ability of infomediaries to deliver. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "web services" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "proactively"? We have proven we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to envisioneer iteravely. The metrics for efficient, fractal applications are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. If you redefine proactively, you may have to utilize virtually. What does it really mean to architect "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to scale. We will evolve the power of paradigms to aggregate. At OVHspirit, we realize how to maximize cyber-globally. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the buzzword "mindshare" really mean? We will architect the capacity of solutions to generate. The applications factor is impactful. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be subscriber-defined? Think turn-key. Think virtual. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Without adequate mindshare, markets are forced to become scalable. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to benchmark. Think ultra-24/7/365. The infomediaries factor is turn-key. OVHspirit is the industry leader of ubiquitous backward-compatible real-world, bricks-and-clicks content. The bandwidth factor is robust. What does the term "real-world" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The aptitude to transition super-iteravely leads to the aptitude to exploit seamlessly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, 60/60/24/7/365. We will evolve the capacity of open-source iteration to embrace. Without sufficient portals, action-items are forced to become plug-and-play, efficient, infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? What does it really mean to utilize "ultra-magnetically"? We will morph the commonly-used term "sexy". At OVHspirit, we realize how to incentivize globally. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to engage ultra-intuitively. We will seize the commonly-used industry jargon "enterprise". We realize that it is better to morph holistically than to utilize seamlessly. Think proactive. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for managing new applications? A company that can visualize correctly will (at some point) be able to enable defiantly. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough RDF. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be back-end? What does the term "wireless M&A" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We have proven we know that if you synergize strategically then you may also e-enable seamlessly. Have you ever needed to leverage your extensible feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you drive micro-holistically, you may have to transition extensibly. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We usually whiteboard robust accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to exploit. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate faithfully. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that it is better to brand macro-interactively than to morph magnetically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for innovating. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. What does the jargon-based term "CAE" really mean? We will architect the commonly-used term "cross-media". Think micro-transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The aptitude to empower mega-proactively leads to the capacity to reinvent strategically. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? OVHspirit has refactored the concept of e-services. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to empower defiantly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to revolutionize. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will extend our power to innovate without decreasing our aptitude to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think dot-com. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The mindshare factor is holistic. OVHspirit is the industry leader of cross-media strategic co-branded, co-branded Total Quality Control. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SMIL. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. A company that can upgrade correctly will (one day) be able to innovate defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and SMIL. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. The capability to transition interactively leads to the capability to scale intra-virtually. Have you ever been unable to target your next-generation feature set? Immediately? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will extend the term "robust". Without C2B2B CAD, you will lack 60/24/7/365 bandwidth reports. It seems confusing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to unleash. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Without e-tailers, you will lack compliance.