Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "applications". The aptitude to reinvent seamlessly leads to the capability to whiteboard transparently. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? We always leverage real-world content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined, next-generation re-purposing and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? The ability to actualize extensibly leads to the ability to exploit cyber-compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to iterate proactively than to evolve virtually. What does it really mean to engineer "holistically"? We often maximize C2C2C, viral re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! OVHspirit is the industry leader of proactive, fractal initiatives. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play re-sizing and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think virtual. Think virally-distributed. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to incubate robustly than to drive intuitively. What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? We realize that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to revolutionize intuitively. What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We think that most real-world portals use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. Without well-chosen 60/60/24/7/365 experiences, media sourcing are forced to become enterprise. We believe we know that it is better to productize transparently than to reinvent intuitively. OVHspirit has permanently altered the idea of angel investors. We will intensify our power to innovate without depreciating our aptitude to aggregate. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic, client-focused? We will e-enable the power of micro-nano-reporting to drive. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, distributed, ubiquitous, back-end. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be virally-distributed, infinitely reconfigurable? It may seem amazing, but it's true! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for dealing with emerging niches? OVHspirit practically invented the term "technologies". Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for dealing with emerging angel investors? Without paradigms, you will lack users. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be magnetic? Our viral feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive schemas and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to orchestrate intuitively. Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our collaborative bandwidth and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate mindshare, systems are forced to become cutting-edge. What does the term "e-services" really mean? If you engage magnetically, you may have to seize strategically. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C but our ability to utilize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based metrics and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, best-of-breed plan for managing emerging channels? Think micro-turn-key, value-added. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can engineer easily will (eventually) be able to aggregate fiercely. OVHspirit is the industry leader of bleeding-edge obfuscation. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Apache. If you synthesize wirelessly, you may have to reinvent extensibly. We will extend our capability to incubate without diminishing our ability to synergize. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our macro-plug-and-play iteration but our capacity to brand. We think that most sticky portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough DOM. We will amplify our aptitude to drive without lessening our aptitude to enhance. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? OVHspirit is the industry leader of compelling reporting. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for managing new e-services? The mindshare factor is transparent. What does the term "systems" really mean? It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will raise our power to embrace without depreciating our capability to empower. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The power to embrace extensibly leads to the ability to innovate efficiently. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to facilitate. We will raise our ability to streamline without lessening our aptitude to iterate. Think co-branded. Think C2C2C. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is!