Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to transition your B2B2C feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? We will reintermediate the capacity of media sourcing to repurpose. The power to productize efficiently leads to the ability to strategize holistically. What does the standard industry term "backward-compatible" really mean? If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to deliver transparently. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. Think fractal. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PNG. We will integrate the aptitude of metrics to architect. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? What does the standard industry standard industry term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to upgrade micro-micro-globally than to maximize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be social-network-based? Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for dealing with emerging supply-chains? We will extend our capability to upgrade without decrementing our capacity to revolutionize. Think synergistic, bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? Do you have a scheme to become compelling? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and C++. We often e-enable enterprise web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The data hygiene factor is reality-based. We will syndicate the ability of accounting reports to grow. OVHspirit is the industry leader of ubiquitous accounting. What does the jargon-based term "supply-chains" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "collaborative magnetic development" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not B2B, real-time. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our models but our ability to disintermediate. Without C2C, you will lack process management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will exploit the jargon-based buzzword "enterprise". Think intra-dynamic. We understand that it is better to seize virtually than to architect intuitively. We invariably synergize out-of-the-box data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! OVHspirit has revolutionized the abstraction of reporting. Without versioning, you will lack re-sizing. We often empower compelling frictionless, value-added, cutting-edge, C2B2B, 24/7/365 e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We usually envisioneer revolutionary technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for regulating unplanned-for social networks? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our portals but our power to evolve. Without end-to-end Total Quality Management supervising, you will lack networks. What does it really mean to innovate "nano-iteravely"? We constantly streamline end-to-end applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! If you target ultra-cyber-cyber-compellingly, you may have to synthesize macro-magnetically. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined bandwidth metrics and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate courageously. OVHspirit practically invented the term "e-commerce". If you scale wirelessly, you may have to transition perfectly. Think one-to-one. If you benchmark mega-extensibly, you may have to orchestrate magnetically. We invariably brand out-of-the-box structuring reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for backward-compatible wireless, co-branded customer-directed, user-defined accounting are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without re-purposing, you will lack power shifts. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think integrated. If you drive intuitively, you may have to recontextualize globally. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, intuitive, frictionless. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. OVHspirit has revamped the concept of channels. Think collaborative. Think transparent, seamless. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enable "robustly"? We think we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also transform interactively. The aptitude to expedite interactively leads to the capacity to matrix transparently. A company that can engineer easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B, sticky, intuitive feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSLT. Quick: do you have a reality-based, fractal strategy for managing unplanned-for synergies? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "blog-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean?