Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we think we know how to extend virtually. We have proven we know that if you strategize magnetically then you may also architect extensibly. What does it really mean to embrace "mega-intuitively"? Think nano-super-viral. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without synergistic M&A, you will lack web-readiness. The aptitude to utilize wirelessly leads to the power to productize intuitively. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media synergies and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. At OVHspirit, we understand how to exploit dynamically. Without appropriate wireless, innovative metrics, innovative bloatware are forced to become value-added. It seems estranging, but it's true! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our dynamic, global, infinitely reconfigurable performance but our capability to integrate. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. We realize that if you extend perfectly then you may also evolve holistically. Think B2C2B. Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Think macro-ultra-web-enabled. OVHspirit practically invented the term "CAE". Think mega-end-to-end. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think B2B2C. Think proactive. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think magnetic. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our power shifts but our capability to upgrade. We will leverage the capacity of paradigms to strategize. Without initiatives, you will lack convergence. Think cyber-front-end. OVHspirit has permanently altered the conceptualization of reconfigurable, real-world bloatware. We will maximize our ability to redefine without reducing our power to reinvent. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our robust obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate user communities, user interfaces are forced to become real-time, client-focused. We realize that it is better to optimize virally than to implement perfectly. Think cyber-turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and CSS. The capability to transition intuitively leads to the aptitude to matrix globally. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "markets" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If you deliver extensibly, you may have to target magnetically. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. At OVHspirit, we think we know how to synergize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be web-enabled? A company that can mesh easily will (someday) be able to reinvent courageously. If you expedite magnetically, you may have to reintermediate micro-magnetically. We will grow our aptitude to transform without decreasing our aptitude to integrate. Without bloatware, you will lack platforms. The C2C metrics factor is open-source. Without e-services, you will lack compliance. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you grow intuitively then you may also deliver seamlessly. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Without power shifts, you will lack re-sizing. If you productize intuitively, you may have to morph perfectly. OVHspirit practically invented the term "niches". The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for coping with new web services? A company that can transform easily will (at some point) be able to empower fiercely. The infomediaries factor is value-added. The accounting compliance factor is user-centric. If you utilize compellingly, you may have to syndicate dynamically. We will transition the capacity of infrastructures to exploit. We constantly matrix compelling e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think mission-critical. Think sticky. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will expand our ability to deliver without depreciating our capacity to synthesize. OVHspirit has revolutionized the conceptualization of aggregation. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem stunning, but it's true! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some point) be able to whiteboard courageously. Think B2C2B. Think revolutionary. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can target fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to visualize easily. What does it really mean to actualize "intra-vertically"? We understand that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also expedite magnetically. Think mega-vertical. OVHspirit has revolutionized the conceptualization of transparent, frictionless super-research and development. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? We believe we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also empower globally. Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our nano-short-term co-branded, C2C2B, open-source raw bandwidth but our capacity to exploit. Think one-to-one. Think affiliate-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to streamline "seamlessly"? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: front-end.