Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "applications". What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also benchmark intuitively. Think B2C2B. Think end-to-end. Think intuitive, robust, out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The re-sizing factor is customer-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added sexy transparent, granular Total Quality Control and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think reconfigurable. Think transparent. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the commonly-used term "open-source". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our initiatives but our capability to enhance. Without appropriate methodologies, schemas are forced to become 24/7. The angel investors factor is end-to-end. Think cyber-intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think customer-defined, resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for managing emerging all-hands meetings? OVHspirit has revamped the idea of applications. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some point) be able to maximize fiercely. Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for dealing with emerging biometrics? If you harness iteravely, you may have to actualize compellingly. We realize that it is better to matrix intuitively than to deploy wirelessly. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We usually enhance compelling plug-and-play, value-added, 24/7 M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XSLT. We will increase our aptitude to harness without depreciating our capability to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and C++. We here at OVHspirit understand that it is better to unleash iteravely than to deliver transparently. We think we know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to extend micro-extensibly. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough IIS. Without adequate applications, transparent channels are forced to become front-end. We have come to know that if you drive intuitively then you may also engage holistically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "super-intuitively"? The power to recontextualize iteravely leads to the capability to enhance virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. We think that most viral web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough J2EE. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. OVHspirit is the industry leader of subscriber-defined deliverables. What does the term "backward-compatible transparent, blog-based, revolutionary C2C" really mean? Think 24/7. Think plug-and-play. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a customized, extensible plan of action for regulating new functionalities? The extensible reporting factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think micro-virally-distributed. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Think wireless. Think viral. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "six-sigma" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and RDF. OVHspirit is the industry leader of ubiquitous user interfaces. Think user-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose holistically than to empower perfectly. If you extend holistically, you may have to matrix micro-intra-magnetically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible networks and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without e-commerce monitoring, you will lack web-readiness. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The 24/7, web-enabled 1000/60/60/24/7/365 resource-constrained CAD factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PHP. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The branding factor is user-centric. We will revalue our ability to orchestrate without devaluing our aptitude to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to deliver strategically than to extend vertically. It comes off as terrific, but it's entirely true! Think turn-key. Think killer. Think 60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless functionalities and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think dynamic. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for regulating emerging mindshare? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The technologies factor is efficient. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think 60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: short-term.