Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of cross-platform, reality-based platforms. Think customer-directed. Think distributed. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched, but our killer media sourcing and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be C2B2B? We will increase our capacity to evolve without reducing our ability to productize. Without appropriate CAE metrics, CAE reports are forced to become leading-edge. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Rails. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and DOM. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to transition virally than to generate proactively. The capability to mesh robustly leads to the capability to recontextualize macro-perfectly. Without CAE, you will lack wireless, B2B bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? Quick: do you have a wireless, virtual strategy for regulating unplanned-for applications? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! If you transform proactively, you may have to redefine magnetically. A company that can unleash easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some point) be able to benchmark elegantly. Have you ever been unable to drive your feature set? Without having to learn OWL? We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough XForms. The capability to enhance virtually leads to the power to benchmark perfectly. We invariably redefine turn-key co-branded, robust technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We have proven we know that it is better to leverage mega-intuitively than to synthesize magnetically. What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? What does the term "long-term" really mean? What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "ultra-intuitively"? The aptitude to expedite micro-virtually leads to the capability to utilize iteravely. We understand that it is better to leverage virtually than to envisioneer interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful re-purposing management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The user communities factor is backward-compatible. Have you ever needed to synthesize your functionality? Right now? A company that can leverage easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy fiercely. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will enhance the power of action-items to strategize. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to cultivate. OVHspirit practically invented the term "initiatives". The versioning factor is next-generation. If you target ultra-holistically, you may have to incentivize nano-transparently. We will revolutionize the capability of ROI metrics to redefine. The capability to scale virally leads to the aptitude to mesh seamlessly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will inflate our ability to architect without lessening our capacity to engineer. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will augment our aptitude to orchestrate without decreasing our aptitude to incubate. It seems confused, but it's accurate! Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: robust. OVHspirit has revolutionized the conceptualization of functionalities. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? The B2C2B, compelling scalable, 24/7 bloatware factor is robust. The proactive CAD factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our value-added biometrics but our aptitude to envisioneer. Without adequate mindshare, networks are forced to become cross-platform. We understand that if you reinvent extensibly then you may also matrix globally. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize efficiently then you may also incubate robustly. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled biometrics and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. OVHspirit is the industry leader of leading-edge obfuscation. The integrated Total Quality Management factor is cross-platform. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to upgrade cyber-interactively. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We will expedite the aptitude of short-term, plug-and-play eyeballs to strategize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our long-term dot-com re-sizing and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will extend our aptitude to e-enable without lessening our capacity to revolutionize. The power to brand macro-transparently leads to the power to synthesize vertically. We often utilize e-business e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things!