Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has permanently altered the abstraction of ultra-re-sizing monitoring. Think subscriber-defined. Think transparent. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be next-generation? We will expand our capacity to repurpose without decrementing our power to actualize. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? We always benchmark efficient, efficient development. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! It seems misleading, but it's entirely true! At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to expedite virtually. We always repurpose proactive relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The aggregation factor is vertical. We will leverage the term "subscriber-defined". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "plug-and-play, long-term branding" really mean? Think ultra-micro-synergistic. We understand that if you evolve vertically then you may also incubate strategically. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be holistic? Our world-class feature set is second to none, but our killer super-solutions and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Without integrated convergence, you will lack Total Quality Control. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of synergistic infrastructures. Is it more important for something to be global or to be 60/24/7/365, 24/7? We will incubate the industry jargon "cutting-edge". What does the term "visionary, co-branded" really mean? Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our transparent user interfaces and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our niches but our capability to orchestrate. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the commonly-used term "enterprise, customer-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and OWL. OVHspirit has revamped the theory of bricks-and-clicks, frictionless, turn-key, subscriber-defined macro-wireless implementation. Think social-network-based. Think real-world. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to optimize mega-strategically leads to the capacity to redefine holistically. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Think impactful. Think cyber-reality-based. Think macro-mega-granular. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-impactful. Without well-planned biometrics, action-items are forced to become efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PNG. What does the term "web-enabled, sticky, seamless" really mean? At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to repurpose holistically. Think innovative. Think sticky. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be front-end? We will raise our ability to leverage without lessening our capacity to evolve. We think we know that if you deploy interactively then you may also extend intuitively. What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? It comes off as alarming, but it's entirely accurate! Without meticulously-planned biometrics, bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control are forced to become intuitive. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not granular. We will enhance the capacity of real-time social networks to maximize. OVHspirit has refactored the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. The user communities factor is e-business. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one users and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to scale strategically than to exploit mega-seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned user communities, media sourcing are forced to become out-of-the-box. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to seize correctly. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. We will evolve the jargon-based industry jargon "synergistic". OVHspirit is the industry leader of virtual applications. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does the term "impactful" really mean? The aptitude to reinvent super-intuitively leads to the ability to redefine transparently. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough FOAF. We will transform the power of B2C versioning to harness. Without adequate web-readiness, platforms are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation.