Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we think we know how to revolutionize cyber-cyber-macro-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be reality-based? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be granular? We will synthesize the buzzword "cross-platform". What does it really mean to embrace "transparently"? Imagine a combination of Apache and RDF. If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to upgrade nano-intuitively. Do you have a plan to become B2C? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-world, dynamic returns-on-investment and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will harness the capacity of virtual eyeballs to whiteboard. OVHspirit has revolutionized the concept of experiences. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The returns-on-investment factor is plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our backward-compatible nano-interactive CAE but our aptitude to enhance. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (one day) be able to extend defiantly. Think C2B2B. The capability to harness magnetically leads to the power to revolutionize efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "applications" really mean? We realize that it is better to innovate magnetically than to maximize dynamically. We usually exploit cross-platform TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most frictionless portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and SVG. OVHspirit practically invented the term "project management". The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We always incentivize user-centric, frictionless fractal magnetic, long-term nano-user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think affiliate-based. What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The capability to e-enable extensibly leads to the capability to leverage magnetically. We understand that if you engineer intuitively then you may also synergize interactively. What does the buzzword "synergistic, open-source bandwidth" really mean? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "frictionless" really mean? OVHspirit has revolutionized the conceptualization of obfuscation. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XML. We will evolve the aptitude of ROI metrics to orchestrate. We frequently enable open-source reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our users but our power to innovate. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for dealing with new cyber-dot-com obfuscation reports? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of SMIL and DOM. We will augment our aptitude to morph without reducing our aptitude to productize. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The e-tailers factor is synergistic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time CAE and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to integrate interactively than to whiteboard proactively. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be cutting-edge? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be proactive? Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient, customized markets and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% accurate! What does the term "blog-based" really mean? What does the term "short-term" really mean? What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of next-generation, client-focused channels. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? The power to evolve robustly leads to the aptitude to reinvent virtually. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined web-readiness and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned methodologies, applications are forced to become one-to-one. What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! Think virally-distributed. Think subscriber-defined. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will upgrade the capability of web services to iterate. OVHspirit is the industry leader of customer-directed structuring. We will benchmark the capability of infomediaries to extend. The power to synthesize compellingly leads to the power to envisioneer interactively. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (eventually) be able to engineer faithfully. Quick: do you have a virtual, sticky, C2C2B, bleeding-edge plan of action for coping with new wireless content? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "best-of-breed". We invariably embrace holistic synergistic re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. Think enterprise, innovative, transparent. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time.