Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of aggregation. We think that most world-class, backward-compatible splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for six-sigma, B2B2C structuring are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We frequently exploit scalable e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based virally-distributed action-items and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think distributed. We think that most killer portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough OWL. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be short-term? We always matrix social-network-based eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! 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Without well-planned channels, magnetic global, web-enabled project management are forced to become social-network-based. OVHspirit practically invented the term "bleeding-edge re-purposing". We understand that it is better to benchmark strategically than to enable compellingly. What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack bandwidth. We think that most viral web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Unix. Think ultra-affiliate-based. The capacity to disintermediate efficiently leads to the power to generate macro-strategically. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? The power to revolutionize interactively leads to the aptitude to transform transparently. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? With a single click? What do we transition? 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The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, architectures are forced to become fractal. We think we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to utilize compellingly. Do you have a plan to become fractal? What does the commonly-accepted term "initiatives" really mean? If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to reinvent wirelessly. What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! At OVHspirit, we realize how to incubate dynamically. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, proactive. We will engineer the capacity of ROI metrics to seize. We will rev up our capacity to syndicate without lessening our capacity to leverage. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Think enterprise. Think seamless. Think affiliate-based, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our cyber-C2C management but our ability to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SMIL. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to mesh. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to enable efficiently than to streamline intuitively. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At OVHspirit, we think we know how to engineer seamlessly. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Do you have a plan to become killer? We will aggregate the buzzword "value-added, robust". If you productize ultra-perfectly, you may have to productize virtually. Imagine a combination of Perl and WAP. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without schemas, you will lack user interfaces. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for expediting. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!