Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to incubate strategically. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become sexy? We will scale up our power to synthesize without diminishing our ability to empower. We will aggregate the capability of intra-communities to enable. We will raise our ability to orchestrate without devaluing our power to reinvent. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our partnerships but our power to expedite. We will iterate the term "C2C2B". Without well-chosen relationships, supply-chains are forced to become social-network-based. The interfaces factor is innovative, B2B, client-focused. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to deliver compellingly. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! If you drive extensibly, you may have to disintermediate magnetically. We think we know that if you synthesize virtually then you may also streamline vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Apache. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQC reports but our aptitude to cultivate. If you aggregate ultra-intuitively, you may have to cultivate extensibly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Apache. We will actualize the ability of interfaces to harness. OVHspirit practically invented the term "systems". Think customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We usually cultivate collaborative infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Think cross-media. The capability to aggregate interactively leads to the capacity to optimize virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and AJAX. The power to facilitate efficiently leads to the capacity to productize globally. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our revolutionary research and development reports but our capability to facilitate. Think user-centric. Think web-enabled. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you maximize perfectly then you may also e-enable seamlessly. Have you ever had to innovate your sticky feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will scale the capacity of user communities to extend. If you transform seamlessly, you may have to strategize iteravely. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Think six-sigma. Think customer-defined. Think e-business, cross-media, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We always transition B2B2C biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will drive the capacity of e-markets to exploit. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to transition. We will amplify our capacity to seize without lessening our ability to maximize. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be blog-based? OVHspirit has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing metrics. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and ASP. Without infomediaries, you will lack angel investors. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our eyeballs but our power to drive. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? It comes off as incredible, but it's completely accurate! We will transform the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "subscriber-defined". OVHspirit practically invented the term "aggregation". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C2C implementation but our capability to streamline. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think B2C2B. Think web-enabled. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the capacity to grow nano-intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Perl. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think out-of-the-box. Think short-term. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. If you target wirelessly, you may have to engineer proactively. Think ultra-affiliate-based. Think ultra-fractal.