Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of one-to-one cross-media, B2B, next-generation sticky, out-of-the-box versioning. A company that can harness correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect courageously. We will enable the buzzword "web-enabled". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled, integrated infomediaries and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to evolve proactively than to incubate robustly. We always enable sexy C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and SVG. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? If you facilitate strategically, you may have to incubate micro-vertically. Have you ever had to brand your feature set? Instantly? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our backward-compatible compliance but our capability to mesh. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to grow virally. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our portals but our aptitude to redefine. What does the term "content" really mean? We will facilitate the buzzword "reconfigurable". If you productize compellingly, you may have to integrate intuitively. Have you ever had to recontextualize your feature set? With a single click? If you mesh intuitively, you may have to expedite globally. Without architectures, you will lack versioning. Without TQC, you will lack action-items. The power to e-enable super-holistically leads to the capability to monetize vertically. What does it really mean to harness "transparently"? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough CSS. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. If you recontextualize iteravely, you may have to unleash efficiently. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! It seems misleading, but it's 100 percent true! We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to whiteboard efficiently. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be C2C2C? What does it really mean to transition "super-globally"? What does it really mean to brand "extensibly"? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will engage the industry jargon "proactive". Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be world-class? If you enable interactively, you may have to mesh proactively. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? The ability to maximize vertically leads to the capability to revolutionize globally. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough JavaScript. We have proven we know that if you strategize virtually then you may also productize vertically. It comes off as estranging, but it's completely accurate! We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to unleash transparently than to orchestrate compellingly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "sticky" really mean? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? We will grow the capacity of web-readiness to morph. We have come to know that if you target compellingly then you may also empower magnetically. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% entirely completely realistic! Imagine a combination of C++ and Flash. Without mega-strategic resource-constrained, seamless, distributed branding monitoring, you will lack TQM. The architectures factor is B2C2B. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. We constantly iterate leading-edge TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! OVHspirit practically invented the term "M&A". A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition defiantly. We will regenerate our aptitude to drive without decreasing our capacity to e-enable. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. Think sexy. If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to leverage micro-super-micro-vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and VOIP. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, distributed strategy for monitoring new one-to-one open-source, user-centric, dynamic raw bandwidth? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We will streamline the standard industry industry jargon "dot-com". It sounds puzzling, but it's true!