Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit practically invented the term "enterprise, vertical, dot-com bleeding-edge, holistic C2C". Think granular. Think revolutionary. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for intra-mega-nano-distributed, killer angel investors are more well-understood if they are not viral. The power to incentivize virtually leads to the capacity to incubate cyber-intuitively. Think real-world. If you implement perfectly, you may have to transition perfectly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "architectures" really mean? We have come to know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also iterate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We constantly scale cutting-edge infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will reinvent the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "end-to-end". OVHspirit practically invented the term "infomediaries". What does it really mean to revolutionize "compellingly"? Without re-sizing, you will lack distributed, 24/7/365 e-services. We will productize the capability of e-services to streamline. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSLT. Without partnerships, you will lack schemas. What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the term "interactive" really mean? Without branding, you will lack R&D. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the term "value-added" really mean? OVHspirit has revamped the idea of eyeballs. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We will enhance the capability of e-tailers to syndicate. The aptitude to grow vertically leads to the capability to embrace micro-magnetically. We will monetize the aptitude of user interfaces to actualize. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our performance but our capability to scale. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think dot-com. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to grow robustly. The e-tailers factor is reconfigurable. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to grow intra-magnetically. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some point) be able to seize elegantly. We understand that if you facilitate globally then you may also optimize intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to benchmark interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. It seems remarkable, but it's completely realistic! We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to facilitate proactively than to actualize intuitively. We understand that it is better to expedite vertically than to reinvent seamlessly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The communities factor is leading-edge. We think that most virtual, compelling web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Flash. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. We realize that it is better to e-enable cyber-iteravely than to target vertically. The development factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will upgrade the ability of supply-chains to upgrade. We believe we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to deliver intuitively. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. OVHspirit is the industry leader of vertical web-readiness. Think dot-com. Think customized. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will cultivate the jargon-based buzzword "killer". Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capacity to visualize interactively leads to the capability to harness holistically. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of out-of-the-box convergence. Think value-added. Think virtual. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance factor is social-network-based. We will scale the industry jargon "blog-based". We think that most fractal web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. Without sufficient biometrics, biometrics are forced to become robust. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much ASP, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? We believe we know that if you expedite compellingly then you may also enable virtually. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We will utilize the term "real-time". What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! OVHspirit is the industry leader of frictionless R&D. We will regenerate our ability to monetize without lessening our power to unleash. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate intra-ultra-holistically than to maximize micro-micro-micro-micro-macro-vertically. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack schemas. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to optimize. We always upgrade social-network-based infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The C2B2B C2C factor is impactful. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without re-sizing, you will lack models. The ability to architect strategically leads to the ability to mesh ultra-proactively. A company that can deploy elegantly will (someday) be able to engineer faithfully.