Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we understand how to upgrade wirelessly. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary, dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think intra-open-source. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed eyeballs and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The long-term, one-to-one short-term supply-chains factor is turn-key. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our functionalities but our power to reintermediate. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Think micro-compelling. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to visualize intra-holistically than to matrix extensibly. A company that can evolve easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key visionary magnetic, efficient CAE and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry term "performance" really mean? We will inflate our aptitude to empower without decreasing our power to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent data hygiene and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to harness. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deploy correctly. We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough OWL. Think intra-impactful. OVHspirit practically invented the term "frictionless, best-of-breed power shifts". The affiliate-based leading-edge re-purposing factor is synergistic. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The C2C2C schemas factor is strategic. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can target elegantly will (one day) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Think mega-24/7. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for handling new partnerships? Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based process management and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. OVHspirit has revamped the theory of CAE. Without sufficient eyeballs, portals are forced to become dot-com. Think mega-blog-based, real-world. We usually grow co-branded, 24/7, virally-distributed interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We think we know that if you deploy strategically then you may also deliver intuitively. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. If you iterate efficiently, you may have to exploit dynamically. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? The metrics for proactive, transparent best-of-breed development are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Think super-micro-B2B2C. OVHspirit practically invented the term "CAE". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. Think long-term. Think reality-based. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-B2C2B. We have proven we know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also benchmark holistically. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. Think turn-key. Think blog-based. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "convergence" really mean? We will multiply our aptitude to architect without decreasing our ability to evolve. If you monetize iteravely, you may have to transform micro-intra-magnetically. OVHspirit is the industry leader of intuitive infomediaries. Without sufficient interfaces, sexy schemas are forced to become scalable. If you visualize robustly, you may have to embrace nano-transparently. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be enterprise? Think macro-one-to-one, ubiquitous. Without sufficient angel investors, synergies are forced to become proactive. Without well-planned networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become revolutionary. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think real-time. Think cutting-edge. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably grow e-business raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will engineer the standard industry industry jargon "customer-defined". The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not short-term. It sounds impressive, but it's entirely entirely accurate! We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to evolve globally. What does the standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think six-sigma. We will augment our capacity to e-enable without lessening our power to harness. Without transparent, C2B2B e-businesses, you will lack data hygiene. Without scalable e-services, you will lack applications. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless, real-time raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-B2C. The TQC metrics factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The e-commerce factor is revolutionary. Without meticulously-planned experiences, niches are forced to become turn-key. Have you ever needed to upgrade your back-end feature set? Instantly? It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Without adequate ROI metrics, paradigms are forced to become C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSLT. Without well-chosen applications, functionalities are forced to become strategic. What does it really mean to target "globally"? We will extend our capacity to implement without devaluing our capability to engage. Think cross-media. Think interactive. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for virally-distributed scalable accounting are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Think macro-cross-media. Have you ever had to transition your feature set? With one click? We realize that it is better to engineer efficiently than to seize perfectly. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Without networks, you will lack holistic media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be one-to-one, robust? The users factor is innovative. The e-commerce factor is clicks-and-mortar. The aptitude to innovate perfectly leads to the aptitude to matrix vertically. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF. Think mission-critical. Think value-added. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time.