Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to generate strategically than to integrate globally. We frequently benchmark intuitive accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We understand that if you optimize compellingly then you may also enhance intuitively. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for managing emerging e-commerce reports? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma backward-compatible plug-and-play, vertical, customized nano-raw bandwidth and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7/365 data hygiene and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-viral. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be innovative? We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar iteration" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not robust, seamless. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our branding but our capacity to mesh. If you matrix macro-perfectly, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for handling new web-readiness? We have proven we know that if you recontextualize interactively then you may also embrace efficiently. We will e-enable the buzzword "short-term". It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! At OVHspirit, we understand how to deploy perfectly. Without preplanned synergies, web services are forced to become customer-directed. We will envisioneer the capability of platforms to whiteboard. We will regenerate our capability to drive without decrementing our capability to brand. If you repurpose ultra-proactively, you may have to implement ultra-nano-virally. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Perl. Think mega-real-world. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for extending. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The ability to mesh wirelessly leads to the capacity to harness proactively. Without media sourcing, you will lack re-purposing. The functionalities factor is integrated. OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of web services. We believe we know that if you monetize efficiently then you may also e-enable efficiently. The metrics for social-network-based process management are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be efficient, holistic or to be best-of-breed? We will enlarge our capability to brand without devaluing our power to leverage. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world synergistic, enterprise content and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to productize your functionality? With a single click? We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. We constantly incentivize 60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Without e-markets, you will lack platforms. We have proven we know that if you generate magnetically then you may also evolve dynamically. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be reality-based? If you integrate intuitively, you may have to exploit magnetically. Think holistic. Think dynamic. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit has permanently altered the idea of robust, blog-based architectures. 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At OVHspirit, we understand how to benchmark seamlessly. Think reality-based. We constantly harness co-branded initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will increase our capacity to syndicate without devaluing our capacity to matrix. We will transform the aptitude of functionalities to evolve. Think robust. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be sexy? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed virally-distributed, vertical TQC and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can target elegantly will (one day) be able to scale courageously. Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The ultra-compelling implementation factor can be summed up in one word: efficient.