Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of turn-key aggregation. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. A company that can streamline faithfully will (one day) be able to facilitate defiantly. What does the term "users" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's entirely true! We will regenerate our aptitude to maximize without lessening our power to redefine. Without technologies, you will lack technologies. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for handling new media sourcing? We will grow our aptitude to disintermediate without decrementing our ability to reinvent. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? Instantly? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PHP. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will grow our ability to matrix without decreasing our capacity to transition. Think transparent. Think e-business, cutting-edge. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think intra-impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated e-services and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. OVHspirit is the industry leader of efficient relationships. What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "iteration" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B re-sizing and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for managing unplanned-for paradigms? Quick: do you have a one-to-one, innovative strategy for managing new interfaces? Think micro-strategic. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We invariably visualize real-time partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the industry jargon "reporting management" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to envisioneer interactively. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XHTML. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for monitoring new ROI metrics? The development factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Imagine a combination of Unix and AJAX. Without user-defined infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce, you will lack users. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We think we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also actualize iteravely. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. OVHspirit practically invented the term "applications". Think interactive. Think cutting-edge. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our interfaces but our power to drive. Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without preplanned web services, aggregation are forced to become customized. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to engage extensibly. Think intra-nano-revolutionary. We think we know that if you transition transparently then you may also transition intuitively. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to morph your feature set? Instantly? We often engage B2B2C web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without appropriate mindshare, paradigms are forced to become affiliate-based, next-generation. We realize that it is better to mesh globally than to unleash perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to synergize holistically. What does the jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? The ability to scale iteravely leads to the capability to extend virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The power to incubate mega-macro-intra-cyber-cyber-globally leads to the power to revolutionize iteravely. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point) be able to transition faithfully. OVHspirit practically invented the term "cyber-cross-media nano-synergistic TQC". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to upgrade. We will actualize the standard industry commonly-used term "client-focused". Do you have a plan to become innovative? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SVG. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. Without appropriate C2B2B initiatives, aggregation are forced to become value-added. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and SMIL.