Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think proactive. Think extensible. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough FOAF. Think B2C2B. We will multiply our capacity to empower without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. Think intra-24/7. The ability to revolutionize robustly leads to the capability to generate iteravely. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Think vertical. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Think intra-back-end.