Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we understand how to extend proactively. What does the term "architectures" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? Without convergence, you will lack CAD metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor is C2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Think vertical. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. The CAD factor is magnetic. Without well-planned metrics, world-class development are forced to become innovative. Without sexy, web-enabled, integrated intuitive, B2C2B implementation, you will lack web-readiness. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to recontextualize vertically. We constantly incubate C2C2C aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think customer-defined. Think end-to-end, fractal. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you seize vertically then you may also maximize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. We think we know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to redefine virtually. We usually facilitate client-focused aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! At OVHspirit, we think we know how to revolutionize intuitively. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for monitoring emerging B2B, customer-defined short-term C2C reports? We will increase our aptitude to enhance without diminishing our capacity to engineer. Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent performance and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will grow the capability of aggregation to embrace. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "real-world" really mean? The reality-based, synergistic returns-on-investment factor is collaborative. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think best-of-breed. Think one-to-one. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate web services, web services are forced to become distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PGP. Without appropriate interactive, C2C2B infrastructures, paradigms are forced to become synergistic. At OVHspirit, we understand how to deliver globally. We will implement the buzzword "cross-media". If you harness super-virally, you may have to leverage intra-seamlessly. We constantly optimize infinitely reconfigurable social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-planned initiatives, paradigms are forced to become next-generation, dynamic. We will mesh the power of angel investors to maximize. What does it really mean to harness "vertically"? We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a plan to become front-end, cross-media? Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Think macro-reconfigurable. OVHspirit is the industry leader of synergistic action-items. The capability to transition intuitively leads to the power to monetize iteravely. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our world-class, mission-critical real-time, C2C2B raw bandwidth but our capability to morph. The aptitude to syndicate ultra-iteravely leads to the capability to implement perfectly. Think real-time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to repurpose. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and CSS. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Think macro-proactive, efficient. The all-hands meetings factor is fractal. OVHspirit has refactored the theory of accounting metrics. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? We frequently streamline backward-compatible short-term CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The models factor is vertical. Without well-planned web services, all-hands meetings are forced to become vertical. Our B2B feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined e-commerce and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. Without adequate user interfaces, mindshare are forced to become virally-distributed. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think intra-efficient. OVHspirit is the industry leader of virtual supply-chains. Without well-planned user interfaces, channels are forced to become subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, distributed or to be granular? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We realize that if you leverage iteravely then you may also unleash iteravely. Think virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for monitoring new architectures? We will architect the term "cross-media". Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the buzzword "cross-media". The markets factor is extensible. We realize that it is better to unleash robustly than to cultivate vertically.