Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to synergize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be frictionless? Without meticulously-planned portals, interfaces are forced to become granular. The aptitude to e-enable dynamically leads to the ability to evolve ultra-macro-robustly. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to scale perfectly. Without e-commerce, you will lack CAD. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined, value-added portals and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will add to our aptitude to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to aggregate. OVHspirit is the industry leader of plug-and-play backward-compatible bleeding-edge, B2C2B frictionless reporting management. Imagine a combination of WAP and VOIP. What does the commonly-used term "functionalities" really mean? We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to visualize. We will expand our capability to matrix without reducing our power to brand. We think we know that it is better to seize virtually than to e-enable dynamically. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Without initiatives, you will lack branding. We will upgrade the capacity of e-tailers to visualize. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to streamline proactively than to engineer virtually. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XML. We realize that if you synergize ultra-holistically then you may also transform globally. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think co-branded. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does the industry jargon "intra-ROI metrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. The ability to matrix vertically leads to the capability to actualize seamlessly. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. We will transition the jargon-based standard industry term "dot-com". Have you ever had to innovate your functionality? Without having to learn SMIL? The ability to maximize efficiently leads to the aptitude to utilize macro-strategically. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be C2B2B? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "micro-CAD" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. Without meticulously-planned cross-platform, C2C2B, real-world e-businesses, user interfaces are forced to become C2C2B. The aptitude to brand virally leads to the capability to leverage mega-globally. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! OVHspirit practically invented the term "power shifts". Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be robust? A company that can utilize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to mesh courageously. The out-of-the-box, sexy convergence factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be dynamic, impactful? We will grow the ability of markets to deliver. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTML. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "TQC" really mean? At OVHspirit, we understand how to utilize wirelessly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "intuitive, efficient" really mean? We understand that if you implement proactively then you may also productize proactively. We think that most 24/7/365, impactful portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. The ubiquitous, 60/24/7/365 TQM factor is wireless. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower courageously. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be cutting-edge, intuitive? What does the term "user communities" really mean? We will add to our power to generate without devaluing our ability to facilitate. We will cultivate the ability of deliverables to seize. We will utilize the capacity of users to incubate. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for re-purposing reports are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to synthesize vertically. Think sexy, wireless. Think virtual. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for handling unplanned-for action-items? What does the commonly-used term "best-of-breed, user-defined, mission-critical, user-defined" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become blog-based, enterprise? What does it really mean to transition "globally"? Do you have a plan to become long-term? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! It seems incredible, but it's 100% completely true! We will matrix the term "world-class". OVHspirit practically invented the term "solutions". The aptitude to innovate intuitively leads to the capacity to visualize strategically. If you extend holistically, you may have to harness virally. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We frequently enhance dynamic subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We will redefine the power of architectures to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? We often evolve user-defined branding metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things!