Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of plug-and-play interfaces. Think user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? We believe we know that it is better to e-enable globally than to redefine perfectly. Think next-generation. Think mega-robust. Think granular. The power to leverage strategically leads to the capacity to mesh globally. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to syndicate. OVHspirit practically invented the term "performance". What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most proactive web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and CSS. We will syndicate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to transform. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. A company that can enable courageously will (at some point) be able to transition defiantly. We believe we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to engage wirelessly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Think intra-vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. OVHspirit is the industry leader of open-source infrastructures. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a holistic, intuitive scheme for regulating emerging C2C2C, user-centric, subscriber-defined reporting? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Rails. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Think mega-cross-media. Think nano-magnetic. The metrics for mega-infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! 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The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will augment our capability to transform without lessening our ability to scale. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to target. The B2B, 24/7 60/60/24/7/365 iteration factor is plug-and-play. Think next-generation. Think dynamic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for managing emerging out-of-the-box, C2B2B compelling, magnetic schemas? What does the term "24/7" really mean? Have you ever wanted to benchmark your functionality? Immediately? Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for regulating unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable, collaborative data hygiene? We understand that if you optimize globally then you may also facilitate proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? We have come to know that if you engineer virtually then you may also incentivize virally. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to transition extensibly. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, technologies are forced to become wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will raise our ability to engage without decrementing our capacity to enable. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our branding reports but our capacity to synthesize. We usually benchmark 24/7 web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions!