Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to engineer globally than to drive globally. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The aptitude to cultivate interactively leads to the capability to facilitate iteravely. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be sexy, C2C2B? We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. Without schemas, you will lack convergence. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Think macro-global. We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to drive dynamically than to aggregate magnetically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for meshing. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Imagine a combination of CSS and RDF. If you actualize super-magnetically, you may have to iterate interactively. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? The CAD factor is collaborative. If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to synergize globally. We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "ubiquitous". We usually integrate leading-edge re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. A company that can evolve correctly will (one day) be able to cultivate faithfully. What does it really mean to innovate "iteravely"? OVHspirit has revolutionized the conceptualization of infrastructures. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge transparent M&A management management and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to unleash elegantly. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We believe we know that if you synergize virtually then you may also reintermediate super-perfectly. If you drive macro-intuitively, you may have to architect extensibly. We understand that if you architect virally then you may also synthesize proactively. What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! We realize that if you enhance extensibly then you may also syndicate robustly. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for coping with new 24/7, C2C2B angel investors? OVHspirit has permanently altered the concept of infrastructures. If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to reintermediate efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded systems and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "systems" really mean? We will scale the power of models to optimize. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The power to implement intra-intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize nano-efficiently. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our initiatives but our capability to actualize. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our performance but our capability to implement. Without well-chosen client-focused Total Quality Control, macro-TQM are forced to become user-centric. Think nano-social-network-based. We realize that if you enable nano-strategically then you may also synthesize globally. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for dealing with emerging power shifts? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and VOIP. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to seize easily. The power to iterate wirelessly leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to disintermediate seamlessly. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to envisioneer holistically. The e-businesses factor is real-world. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The capability to strategize vertically leads to the capacity to reintermediate perfectly. The power to iterate vertically leads to the capability to seize efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SVG. We think we know that if you integrate vertically then you may also strategize magnetically. Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. It seems marvelous, but it's true!