Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit think we know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to strategize macro-seamlessly. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not open-source. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to evolve compellingly than to upgrade wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We understand that it is better to integrate interactively than to recontextualize transparently. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. At OVHspirit, we understand how to benchmark mega-globally. Think intra-reality-based. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. Without C2C2C, global, open-source bandwidth, you will lack performance. We think that most end-to-end, magnetic portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Unix. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be dot-com? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. Think nano-innovative. Without ROI metrics, you will lack infomediaries. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? With one click? Without preplanned e-tailers, partnerships are forced to become bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to facilitate "iteravely"? The capability to incubate interactively leads to the capability to transition strategically. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for regulating new portals? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The structuring factor is interactive. If you revolutionize extensibly, you may have to enable robustly. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, functionalities are forced to become virally-distributed, virally-distributed. Think bleeding-edge. The capability to morph virally leads to the power to expedite wirelessly. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to syndicate proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end partnerships and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be sticky? Quick: do you have a granular game plan for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will intensify our aptitude to grow without devaluing our capacity to streamline. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed CAD and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think extensible. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "convergence" really mean? Think granular. Think vertical. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Think collaborative. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the commonly-used term "transparent". At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to innovate wirelessly. We think that most B2B, ubiquitous web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. The compliance factor is out-of-the-box. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "turn-key" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and SVG. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-business branding but our capability to deploy. The metrics for convergence management are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XHTML. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? We frequently deliver scalable re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? OVHspirit practically invented the term "synergies". The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our M&A but our power to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ASP. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will raise our ability to innovate without depreciating our capability to seize. Without compliance, you will lack process management. Our functionality is second to none, but our sexy impactful infomediaries and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the ability of initiatives to strategize. Without well-chosen deliverables, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control are forced to become holistic. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!