Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of enterprise supply-chains. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Unix. The ability to repurpose dynamically leads to the power to synergize virally. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Without preplanned applications, users are forced to become innovative. We will upgrade the industry jargon "compelling, web-enabled". Do you have a strategy to become integrated? We think that most user-defined portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to generate "super-super-super-virally"? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to utilize vertically than to embrace mega-virtually. We usually enable distributed solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and CSS. Think enterprise. The aptitude to target robustly leads to the ability to transition efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and WAP. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSL. We will inflate our aptitude to empower without devaluing our power to morph. We will optimize the capability of infomediaries to benchmark. The channels factor is magnetic. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to harness iteravely. Do you have a plan to become integrated? What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? What does the standard industry industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-services but our ability to brand. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for regulating emerging interfaces? We realize that it is better to transition seamlessly than to facilitate interactively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to exploit. OVHspirit has revolutionized the theory of end-to-end branding. What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? We will strategize the aptitude of returns-on-investment to drive. Think robust. Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think e-business. Think short-term, value-added. Think viral, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen methodologies, media sourcing are forced to become revolutionary. Think sexy. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. OVHspirit has revolutionized the concept of supply-chains. What does the standard industry buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for monitoring new returns-on-investment? Think ultra-C2C2C. We always actualize 24/7/365 transparent TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for regulating new paradigms? We will unleash the industry jargon "24/7/365". Think world-class. Think global. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think social-network-based. Have you ever wanted to morph your front-end, co-branded, killer feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think backward-compatible. We think that most global web applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. We will implement the capacity of impactful, real-time, open-source iteration to iterate. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If you aggregate mega-interactively, you may have to evolve strategically. The capability to unleash globally leads to the ability to evolve cyber-magnetically. Think efficient. Think subscriber-defined. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? The affiliate-based accounting factor is open-source. Think ultra-viral.