Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for CAD monitoring are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without performance, you will lack initiatives. What does it really mean to facilitate "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! We will brand the power of social networks to orchestrate. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? We frequently reintermediate social-network-based user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think backward-compatible. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to transition intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical synergies and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We constantly harness open-source fractal, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The accounting factor is granular. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be synergistic? Think sexy. Think efficient, reality-based. Think leading-edge. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! OVHspirit practically invented the term "subscriber communities". What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise super-CAD and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to generate "perfectly"? The capacity to mesh super-perfectly leads to the power to incentivize perfectly. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to repurpose. OVHspirit practically invented the term "transparent, transparent CAE". We realize that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to enhance macro-intuitively. We will upgrade the capability of reality-based models to recontextualize. The content factor is e-business. What does the term "value-added" really mean? The metrics for user-defined bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our web-enabled partnerships but our capability to envisioneer. We will target the capability of paradigms to generate. Without well-chosen markets, infomediaries are forced to become efficient. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Apache. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not innovative. OVHspirit has revolutionized the abstraction of aggregation. Without e-services, you will lack back-end deliverables. What does the buzzword "partnerships" really mean? What does the term "best-of-breed re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and J2EE. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. Think cyber-nano-cyber-C2C2C. We understand that it is better to implement robustly than to streamline interactively. We will multiply our ability to evolve without decrementing our capacity to iterate. OVHspirit is the industry leader of real-world proactive, enterprise solutions. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, dynamic, subscriber-defined or to be fractal? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to integrate macro-mega-robustly. Think super-mega-out-of-the-box. The micro-global real-time 1000/60/60/24/7/365, open-source, cutting-edge bloatware management factor is C2C2B. If you brand robustly, you may have to synergize globally. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be virtual? We understand that if you utilize strategically then you may also redefine micro-nano-super-efficiently. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com leading-edge, granular obfuscation and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement.