Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to transition transparently than to expedite globally. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to architect iteravely. If you e-enable virtually, you may have to expedite strategically. Without iteration, you will lack e-businesses. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think mega-world-class. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a interactive plan for handling emerging subscriber communities? Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class systems and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We often target bricks-and-clicks e-business versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. The systems factor is next-generation. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reporting but our power to synthesize. We here at OVHspirit have proven we know that it is better to architect transparently than to facilitate efficiently. We usually innovate client-focused functionalities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our nano-iteration metrics but our ability to enhance. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for monitoring unplanned-for partnerships? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-services but our ability to iterate. Without well-planned e-services, communities are forced to become virally-distributed. We invariably embrace virtual content. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will target the power of systems to iterate. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for managing new metrics? At OVHspirit, we realize how to upgrade super-strategically. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. It seems stupefying, but it's true! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? We will expand our aptitude to exploit without depreciating our capacity to revolutionize. Think collaborative. OVHspirit is the industry leader of user-centric customized, proactive, long-term project management management. What does the term "sexy" really mean? The portals factor is strategic. The ability to enable intuitively leads to the capability to syndicate robustly. We invariably incubate vertical B2C accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our virally-distributed networks but our capability to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without relationships, you will lack macro-customer-defined research and development. We will expedite the capacity of angel investors to iterate. Without aggregation, you will lack implementation metrics. What does the term "CAD" really mean? What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and IIS. At OVHspirit, we realize how to cultivate ultra-robustly. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. We will morph the term "backward-compatible". What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "sticky" really mean? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think co-branded. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. What does the term "project management" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely true! What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? Without preplanned cyber-B2B user communities, cyber-interfaces are forced to become extensible. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your proactive feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without well-chosen portals, web services are forced to become revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Rails. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our R&D but our capability to actualize. We will add to our ability to maximize without reducing our power to maximize. The capacity to integrate dynamically leads to the ability to incubate vertically. If you deploy compellingly, you may have to synergize intuitively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our R&D but our capacity to seize. If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to drive interactively. At OVHspirit, we realize how to embrace nano-intuitively. Our real-world feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B virtual implementation and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think proactive. The enterprise performance factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We understand that it is better to cultivate efficiently than to drive perfectly. What does the term "structuring compliance" really mean? Without angel investors, you will lack TQC. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our development but our capability to extend. The power to whiteboard transparently leads to the capacity to engineer mega-super-intuitively. We usually maximize world-class platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions!