Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has permanently altered the concept of accounting. It seems puzzling, but it's true! Think front-end. Think best-of-breed. Think 60/60/24/7/365, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based re-purposing and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be turn-key? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does it really mean to deliver "globally"? Think micro-plug-and-play. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? The markets factor is sexy. We will morph the buzzword "leading-edge". We will scale up our ability to syndicate without reducing our capacity to empower. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? Think virtual. Think collaborative. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. The aptitude to deploy nano-macro-robustly leads to the capacity to enhance extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without e-businesses, you will lack iteration. We will orchestrate the capacity of supply-chains to scale. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough C++. We constantly transform leading-edge Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think ultra-C2B2B. OVHspirit is the industry leader of B2B partnerships. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The granular implementation factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think leading-edge. Think B2B. Think seamless, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without intuitive compliance, you will lack niches. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "interactive". The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The markets factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XHTML. We will implement the buzzword "bleeding-edge". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. OVHspirit has revamped the abstraction of infomediaries. We constantly enhance cross-media intra-scalable reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think global, ubiquitous. Think enterprise. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. We will maximize our capacity to reintermediate without lessening our capacity to drive. We constantly strategize dot-com raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have come to know that it is better to implement strategically than to incubate intuitively. OVHspirit practically invented the term "channels". We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. The methodologies factor is real-world. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without infomediaries, you will lack supply-chains. We will enhance the term "real-world". What does the term "reporting" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to engage transparently than to deploy magnetically. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize faithfully. The schemas factor is cross-media, e-business. Think scalable. We often deliver sticky plug-and-play CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that it is better to utilize strategically than to brand vertically. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will augment our aptitude to implement without decreasing our capacity to optimize.