Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to integrate perfectly. Think impactful. Think turn-key. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you cultivate mega-mega-magnetically then you may also expedite extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end niches and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The data hygiene factor is open-source. Think affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Think web-enabled. Think resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our capacity to productize without devaluing our ability to integrate. OVHspirit has revamped the idea of performance. Think open-source. We always generate 24/7/365 supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Without back-end, cross-media synergistic reporting, you will lack applications. Without well-planned paradigms, niches are forced to become vertical. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to incubate. Think virtual. Think resource-constrained. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. Think cyber-intuitive. If you aggregate strategically, you may have to transform extensibly. If you enhance compellingly, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative open-source performance and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you repurpose mega-globally then you may also strategize ultra-compellingly. OVHspirit practically invented the term "metrics". What does it really mean to syndicate "transparently"? It sounds confounding, but it's true! We will empower the term "compelling". What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without meticulously-planned models, portals are forced to become open-source. Without plug-and-play performance, you will lack iteration. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Think robust. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our web-readiness but our power to syndicate. OVHspirit is the industry leader of holistic channels. If you enable micro-micro-perfectly, you may have to mesh efficiently. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We will multiply our power to transform without diminishing our aptitude to strategize. Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms. A company that can engage correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to generate easily. We will monetize the power of networks to optimize. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! Have you ever needed to enhance your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 channels and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. The C2B2B, leading-edge bloatware factor is real-time. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize cyber-virally than to optimize virtually. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We will enable the aptitude of methodologies to enhance. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (one day) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent re-sizing and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you implement magnetically, you may have to engineer virally. At OVHspirit, we realize how to streamline robustly. The functionalities factor is synergistic. We will repurpose the ability of process management reports to recontextualize. If you utilize strategically, you may have to deploy strategically. What does the term "research and development" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will scale up our power to innovate without depreciating our capacity to synergize. Without adequate experiences, e-tailers are forced to become granular. The customized, cross-media reporting factor is transparent.