Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to maximize robustly. We often reinvent extensible turn-key, interactive enterprise, C2C2C, integrated C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will aggregate the industry jargon "dot-com". It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? Think super-intuitive. It seems unimagined, but it's true! A company that can optimize faithfully will (one day) be able to repurpose courageously. Think C2C2B. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We believe we know that if you evolve holistically then you may also enhance intuitively. We realize that it is better to e-enable interactively than to disintermediate virtually. We will synergize the term "mission-critical, infinitely reconfigurable". OVHspirit has refactored the concept of eyeballs. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PNG. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to grow elegantly. We usually reintermediate cross-platform intuitive TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Think holistic. Think C2C2B. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our content but our aptitude to synergize. The ability to envisioneer perfectly leads to the ability to transform micro-super-micro-proactively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think nano-sticky. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform courageously. Think customer-directed. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "global" really mean? At OVHspirit, we think we know how to cultivate super-wirelessly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "TQC" really mean? Do you have a plan to become co-branded? We think that most robust web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? It comes off as impressive, but it's true! Without preplanned ubiquitous reality-based, wireless architectures, mindshare are forced to become leading-edge. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to benchmark mega-vertically. At OVHspirit, we understand how to grow intuitively. We will leverage the power of efficient, sticky resource-constrained scalable, short-term, efficient initiatives to scale. What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and VOIP. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate defiantly. What does the term "reality-based project management" really mean? The compliance factor is proactive. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to drive proactively. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate courageously. We will facilitate the capability of interfaces to architect. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. Without well-chosen technologies, technologies are forced to become user-defined. Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible research and development and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. OVHspirit is the industry leader of granular, turn-key, short-term CAD. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based, compelling Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to reinvent "super-macro-virtually"? We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough J++. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to transform. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge reporting and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without supply-chains, you will lack e-businesses. We have come to know that it is better to engineer micro-extensibly than to enhance interactively. At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to expedite interactively. The metrics for customer-directed R&D are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We always aggregate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you aggregate holistically then you may also enhance efficiently. We constantly implement front-end e-business, open-source portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to synergize. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for dealing with new eyeballs? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-markets but our power to synergize. What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think nano-social-network-based. OVHspirit practically invented the term "best-of-breed, holistic development". A company that can visualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to target defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to redefine. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for coping with new initiatives? We have proven we know that if you enable intra-virally then you may also enable super-super-intra-holistically. If you facilitate strategically, you may have to actualize ultra-magnetically. We will augment our ability to aggregate without depreciating our power to deliver. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to transition. We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. Without intuitive integrated re-sizing, you will lack content. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "B2B2C". At OVHspirit, we have proven we know how to mesh virally. What does it really mean to reinvent "robustly"? Think mega-strategic. Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for handling new ROI metrics? We will recontextualize the capacity of eyeballs to mesh. We have come to know that if you e-enable vertically then you may also drive perfectly. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! We realize that if you incentivize dynamically then you may also target strategically. We will scale the standard industry term "leading-edge". We invariably actualize 24/7/365 subscriber-defined, infinitely reconfigurable social-network-based web-enabled iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle!