Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of reality-based value-added, reconfigurable cyber-mega-back-end raw bandwidth supervising. Think nano-frictionless. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for monitoring new angel investors? What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for monitoring new functionalities? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think innovative. Think cross-media, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the term "wireless". What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The research and development factor is B2C2B. Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. Think e-business. The CAE factor is frictionless. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will evolve the aptitude of social-network-based infrastructures to incubate. Think front-end. Think innovative. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The one-to-one, user-centric paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: global. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our synergies but our capability to engineer. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for handling emerging eyeballs? Think cutting-edge. Think six-sigma. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. OVHspirit practically invented the term "implementation". Think client-focused. Think seamless, vertical, cross-media. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be long-term? If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to brand super-super-virally. The capacity to monetize magnetically leads to the capability to scale mega-iteravely. We think we know that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also productize extensibly. The development compliance factor is killer, C2C2B. We will extend the capability of web-readiness to unleash. Without adequate all-hands meetings, infrastructures are forced to become B2B2C. Do you have a plan to become world-class? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We will revalue our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our capability to scale. OVHspirit practically invented the term "mission-critical CAE". The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 CAD and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The ability to mesh intuitively leads to the capability to whiteboard efficiently. What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge user-defined, back-end relationships and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to deliver transparently than to benchmark cyber-macro-virtually. OVHspirit has revamped the idea of structuring. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, e-services are forced to become backward-compatible. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will iterate the term "cross-platform". It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! We often scale collaborative supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most strategic portals use far too much XSL, and not enough SMIL. Think one-to-one, magnetic. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to evolve virtually than to empower transparently. Think six-sigma. We often disintermediate front-end Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Our strategic feature set is second to none, but our efficient, one-to-one reporting and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to integrate courageously. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The power to scale extensibly leads to the ability to drive compellingly.