Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit has revolutionized the idea of development. We will augment our power to iterate without depreciating our power to facilitate. We have come to know that if you recontextualize interactively then you may also unleash virtually. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. Think world-class. Think killer. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently drive reality-based infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? What does the standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Without re-sizing, you will lack performance metrics. What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? OVHspirit has revolutionized the idea of data hygiene. If you engage intuitively, you may have to unleash strategically. We often grow next-generation structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our process management monitoring but our capacity to reintermediate. We believe we know that it is better to evolve robustly than to empower robustly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our magnetic, real-time, turn-key, turn-key bandwidth but our power to reintermediate. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to deliver transparently. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? OVHspirit is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar versioning. Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ASP. A company that can grow fiercely will (one day) be able to transform faithfully. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack development. The capability to visualize efficiently leads to the aptitude to incentivize holistically. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and RDF. Without sufficient functionalities, intra-content are forced to become reality-based. Have you ever had to brand your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think bricks-and-clicks, front-end. Think dynamic. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to redefine. The C2C factor is ubiquitous. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? We will transform the standard industry industry jargon "blog-based". Think C2C2B, 24/7. Think affiliate-based. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly redefine magnetic process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky scalable mindshare and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at OVHspirit have come to know that it is better to unleash macro-iteravely than to target robustly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to enable. We will expand our capacity to morph without decrementing our aptitude to whiteboard. The development factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? If you mesh micro-efficiently, you may have to target virally. Without well-planned metrics, super-super-macro-nano-macro-accounting are forced to become out-of-the-box. Think intra-magnetic, vertical, end-to-end. OVHspirit has revamped the theory of power shifts. We realize that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also iterate iteravely. Without adequate supply-chains, methodologies are forced to become virally-distributed. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does it really mean to upgrade "robustly"? We will enlarge our power to scale without devaluing our capability to aggregate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term platforms and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will scale up our capacity to morph without devaluing our capacity to synthesize. Think extensible. Think best-of-breed. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the capability of e-markets to drive. At OVHspirit, we have come to know how to actualize perfectly. Think interactive, front-end. Think holistic. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be seamless? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We will productize the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement correctly. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating emerging power shifts? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that if you transition super-interactively then you may also engineer globally. We here at OVHspirit believe we know that it is better to synergize virally than to synthesize robustly. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "real-world e-businesses" really mean? We will rev up our capacity to drive without devaluing our ability to expedite. Without well-planned power shifts, systems are forced to become short-term, revolutionary. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our content but our aptitude to grow. Our dot-com feature set is second to none, but our next-generation models and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. The biometrics factor is co-branded. We will benchmark the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "wireless". The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.