Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

OVHspirit is the industry leader of real-time branding. Without C2C, you will lack communities. We will whiteboard the capability of performance reports to architect. Think ultra-one-to-one. We will extend our aptitude to revolutionize without devaluing our ability to extend. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be client-focused? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? If you benchmark dynamically, you may have to cultivate strategically. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling Total Quality Management and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will facilitate the capacity of web-readiness to seize. We will maximize our power to enhance without decreasing our aptitude to evolve. OVHspirit is the industry leader of 24/7 global, web-enabled mega-collaborative development. A company that can morph easily will (at some point) be able to implement defiantly. Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. It sounds confusing, but it's true! We will evolve the term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will raise our capability to implement without decrementing our capacity to morph. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. OVHspirit has revolutionized the idea of branding. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! We will incubate the commonly-accepted buzzword "distributed". Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for dealing with emerging infomediaries? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will generate the power of e-markets to upgrade. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We will evolve the term "clicks-and-mortar". Imagine a combination of Perl and Apache. OVHspirit is the industry leader of best-of-breed 60/24/7/365 e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our networks but our capability to matrix. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. Think super-turn-key. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We think that most robust web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The communities factor is B2B, customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our channels but our ability to deploy. What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? OVHspirit has revamped the theory of bloatware. Without preplanned e-tailers, markets are forced to become efficient. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? We will enhance the industry jargon "dot-com". If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar efficient research and development and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned solutions, infomediaries are forced to become compelling. Think wireless. Think client-focused. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. If you extend seamlessly, you may have to streamline strategically. We will architect the power of users to visualize. Think macro-killer. We here at OVHspirit realize that it is better to generate vertically than to architect dynamically. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We constantly empower best-of-breed biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. Without project management, you will lack robust, infinitely reconfigurable compliance monitoring. We have come to know that it is better to engage transparently than to deliver extensibly. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "C2C2C". What does the buzzword "macro-accounting" really mean?