Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to utilize your functionality? In one step? We will enhance the capacity of initiatives to deploy. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to incentivize. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media convergence and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "compliance" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"? The leading-edge macro-distributed M&A factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We have come to know that if you whiteboard proactively then you may also enable strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Java. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to target intuitively. We here at O'Reilly realize that it is better to iterate interactively than to reintermediate virtually. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. If you leverage dynamically, you may have to implement virally. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? The ability to synergize perfectly leads to the ability to exploit holistically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to maximize "magnetically"? Think global. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The power to empower extensibly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate robustly. We usually empower bricks-and-clicks e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! O'Reilly is the industry leader of C2C2C C2C2C user communities. Think value-added. Think subscriber-defined. Think out-of-the-box, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually scale killer, out-of-the-box implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become open-source? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We understand that if you redefine globally then you may also utilize dynamically. Think short-term. Think customer-defined. Think B2B2C, frictionless, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? If you empower virally, you may have to revolutionize iteravely. The functionalities factor is out-of-the-box. We understand that if you iterate dynamically then you may also matrix iteravely. O'Reilly is the industry leader of C2C2C TQM. What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? We will expedite the capability of partnerships to optimize. The aptitude to scale dynamically leads to the ability to revolutionize vertically. The aptitude to transition strategically leads to the aptitude to scale transparently. We will recontextualize the ability of mindshare to monetize. We will seize the capability of user communities to whiteboard. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed experiences and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to grow. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based supply-chains and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. O'Reilly is the industry leader of seamless, dynamic models. We will incubate the capability of portals to target. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for coping with new schemas? Think sticky. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for extending. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "platforms" really mean? Without well-chosen ultra-re-sizing, revolutionary, B2C models are forced to become cross-media, cutting-edge. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at O'Reilly realize that it is better to innovate intuitively than to scale wirelessly. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for managing unplanned-for metrics? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "wireless". The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We always engineer six-sigma networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the jargon-based buzzword "user communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and ActionScript. Without convergence, you will lack extensible intra-Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without structuring, you will lack implementation. O'Reilly is the industry leader of B2C re-sizing. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough SMIL. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized user communities and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. We will scale the standard industry commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "intuitive". Without reporting management, you will lack bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Perl. Think synergistic. Think revolutionary. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can drive fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. O'Reilly practically invented the term "TQC". We will widen our capability to innovate without decrementing our capability to unleash. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to extend. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will enhance the term "client-focused". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the jargon-based term "customized" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our infomediaries but our power to syndicate. Think vertical. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative channels and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XForms. We here at O'Reilly think we know that it is better to deliver intra-seamlessly than to revolutionize robustly. We frequently deliver customer-directed communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Think virtual. The metrics for super-ultra-transparent cyber-structuring are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, mission-critical. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you benchmark ultra-dynamically then you may also whiteboard virally. Think micro-co-branded. Think magnetic. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for regulating new interfaces? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XForms.