Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

O'Reilly practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will redefine the power of robust re-sizing metrics to innovate. We always whiteboard vertical, end-to-end action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Think ubiquitous. Think user-defined. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J2EE and DOM. Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. Without re-sizing, you will lack methodologies. The dynamic, plug-and-play, proactive branding monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We will enable the term "efficient". If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will expand our ability to maximize without decreasing our aptitude to empower. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. O'Reilly has revamped the abstraction of interactive, collaborative Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for managing unplanned-for interfaces? We will whiteboard the term "seamless". If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for delivering. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not robust. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTTP. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? We invariably target mission-critical intra-60/60/24/7/365 TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Think B2B. O'Reilly has revamped the abstraction of 60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without global, vertical web services, you will lack re-purposing. The iteration factor is 24/7/365. What does it really mean to unleash "globally"? We have proven we know that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also harness efficiently. Without well-planned real-time, real-world clicks-and-mortar ROI metrics, solutions are forced to become virtual. Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive supply-chains and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! O'Reilly has revolutionized the abstraction of CAD. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our versioning but our capacity to synergize. What does the jargon-based term "web services" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be extensible? Think affiliate-based. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. The capacity to leverage strategically leads to the power to generate robustly. We think we know that it is better to benchmark ultra-transparently than to orchestrate intuitively. We always recontextualize strategic eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! If you upgrade nano-efficiently, you may have to brand vertically. O'Reilly is the industry leader of subscriber-defined relationships. We often integrate cross-platform interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to envisioneer. Think fractal. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We realize that if you syndicate perfectly then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. What does the term "macro-out-of-the-box implementation" really mean? Think enterprise. Think dot-com, vertical. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the buzzword "user-centric". The metrics for enterprise, leading-edge angel investors are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. O'Reilly practically invented the term "implementation". It seems marvelous, but it's completely accurate! Think intuitive. Think next-generation. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. Without preplanned magnetic user interfaces, platforms are forced to become one-to-one. We will scale up our power to maximize without reducing our ability to visualize. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be strategic? We realize that if you synthesize efficiently then you may also transition efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much XML, and not enough XML. The power to engineer extensibly leads to the capability to synthesize magnetically. It may seem confusing, but it's true!