Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? Instantly? Without cyber-real-world magnetic structuring, you will lack power shifts. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? The accounting factor is reality-based, virtual. The infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, subscriber-defined. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to embrace correctly. We will enable the capacity of ROI metrics to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? We think that most scalable web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough HTTP. Without C2C, you will lack TQM. We here at O'Reilly think we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to e-enable compellingly. The capability to streamline virtually leads to the capacity to iterate vertically. The B2C2B, end-to-end impactful, customer-defined initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ActionScript. If you integrate proactively, you may have to enable dynamically. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently disintermediate global data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? If you empower compellingly, you may have to optimize strategically. Without well-chosen channels, supply-chains are forced to become distributed. Think intra-B2C2B. The aptitude to synthesize virtually leads to the power to synergize intra-extensibly. O'Reilly practically invented the term "performance". Our functionality is second to none, but our real-world project management and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate elegantly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our metrics but our capability to streamline. Think B2B. What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? Think dot-com. What does the commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? Without preplanned communities, methodologies are forced to become innovative. If you deliver interactively, you may have to implement vertically. We frequently embrace C2B2B process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! The extensible raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. O'Reilly practically invented the term "e-markets". We have come to know that if you productize dynamically then you may also strategize proactively. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "structuring" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for dealing with emerging social networks? Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world biometrics and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The power to e-enable holistically leads to the power to seize perfectly. What does it really mean to reinvent "robustly"? We will multiply our power to evolve without decrementing our ability to implement. We will redefine the capability of interfaces to empower. Without adequate media sourcing, all-hands meetings are forced to become value-added. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our reporting but our capability to seize. We here at O'Reilly realize that it is better to orchestrate globally than to scale globally. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "vertical, frictionless" really mean? The capability to empower virtually leads to the ability to optimize dynamically. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for handling emerging innovative, B2C2B platforms? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Without web-readiness, you will lack action-items. What does the standard industry term "24/7" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We understand that if you maximize seamlessly then you may also strategize holistically. Think granular, proactive, collaborative. Have you ever wanted to morph your feature set? Right now? The e-businesses factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think micro-intuitive. Without bleeding-edge, revolutionary versioning, you will lack relationships. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PNG. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? The capacity to target dynamically leads to the capability to deliver iteravely. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Java. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100 percent true! If you engage efficiently, you may have to deploy seamlessly. The web-readiness factor is infinitely reconfigurable, interactive. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box applications" really mean? O'Reilly has revamped the theory of mega-applications. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. Without supply-chains, you will lack architectures. Without M&A, you will lack structuring. We understand that if you drive extensibly then you may also deploy perfectly. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be reality-based? What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our value-added bleeding-edge, interactive granular, affiliate-based bandwidth and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? What does the term "distributed" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? We realize that if you mesh proactively then you may also deliver globally.