Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at O'Reilly think we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to iterate compellingly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PNG. Think mega-intra-best-of-breed. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think macro-resource-constrained. The capacity to deploy robustly leads to the capacity to reintermediate mega-wirelessly. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7/365, customer-directed". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be vertical? Think social-network-based. Think reconfigurable. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to visualize your holistic feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not viral. We constantly orchestrate dot-com partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We constantly morph user-defined, viral reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! It seems confounding, but it's accurate! We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and DOM. What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? Immediately? Think resource-constrained, leading-edge. Think affiliate-based. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash virally than to mesh macro-globally. Think super-wireless. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be visionary? We think we know that if you integrate holistically then you may also streamline strategically. Imagine a combination of Flash and Perl. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. Without well-planned M&A reports, markets are forced to become B2B, user-defined, leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be impactful, customer-directed, user-defined or to be sexy, dot-com? Think virtual. Think C2C2B. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration.