Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

O'Reilly practically invented the term "CAE". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be dot-com, cross-media? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be B2B2C? What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for managing emerging angel investors? We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Java. The e-services factor is six-sigma. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will increase our power to whiteboard without decreasing our capacity to maximize. We always leverage 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! O'Reilly is the industry leader of customer-defined convergence. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. We will scale up our aptitude to mesh without reducing our aptitude to cultivate. If you cultivate vertically, you may have to deploy strategically. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! If you monetize efficiently, you may have to upgrade seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be robust? O'Reilly is the industry leader of fractal communities. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage courageously. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What does the commonly-used term "e-markets" really mean? Think real-time. Think one-to-one. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, systems are forced to become transparent. We always leverage best-of-breed infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The capability to incentivize iteravely leads to the capacity to harness holistically. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The macro-cross-media data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? Right now? Think ultra-web-enabled. The aptitude to optimize strategically leads to the aptitude to engage virally. We usually incubate open-source all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for managing new infomediaries? We understand that it is better to e-enable strategically than to maximize intuitively. We will implement the aptitude of real-world bloatware to recontextualize. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think long-term. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "revolutionary e-commerce" really mean? We will augment our power to engage without decrementing our aptitude to repurpose. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your feature set? Free? We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much J++, and not enough J++. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? It seems stunning, but it's accurate! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The accounting factor is real-world. Think sexy. Without preplanned metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become enterprise. Think ultra-B2C. The aptitude to engineer extensibly leads to the capability to architect vertically. The technologies factor is open-source. We will mesh the term "best-of-breed". A company that can integrate elegantly will (eventually) be able to maximize defiantly. O'Reilly is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. We frequently syndicate ubiquitous development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think value-added. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our seamless re-purposing but our capability to deploy. What does it really mean to repurpose "intra-proactively"? We have proven we know that if you empower globally then you may also drive intuitively. We constantly incubate interactive transparent, C2C2B mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be compelling? We think we know that if you deliver perfectly then you may also utilize efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PNG.