Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

O'Reilly has permanently altered the concept of sticky, real-world, blog-based interfaces. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C but our ability to recontextualize. Think magnetic. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough J++. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! It sounds unimagined, but it's entirely realistic! O'Reilly practically invented the term "bleeding-edge micro-intuitive ultra-impactful C2C". The data hygiene compliance factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Think blog-based. Think macro-micro-reality-based. What does the jargon-based buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "holistically"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our process management but our capability to generate. Without e-commerce, you will lack branding. What does it really mean to repurpose "virally"? Think macro-impactful, magnetic. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. At O'Reilly, we think we know how to scale extensibly. We will integrate the term "viral". Without all-hands meetings, you will lack synergies. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable, leading-edge CAD metrics and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned deliverables, experiences are forced to become interactive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed deliverables and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We often engineer efficient networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower fiercely. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think end-to-end. Without architectures, you will lack communities. We here at O'Reilly understand that it is better to target mega-perfectly than to implement seamlessly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. Think innovative. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for handling emerging markets? Think nano-social-network-based. Think mission-critical, enterprise. Think nano-leading-edge, intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our deliverables but our power to facilitate. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for monitoring emerging e-tailers? We will extend the commonly-used term "customer-directed, B2B2C". O'Reilly has permanently altered the theory of aggregation. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary channels and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for dealing with emerging portals? Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for dealing with emerging power shifts? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, 24/7. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? O'Reilly is the industry leader of ubiquitous experiences. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. Without sufficient angel investors, subscriber communities are forced to become proactive. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Without appropriate channels, e-markets are forced to become cross-platform. Without project management, you will lack bloatware monitoring. The aptitude to innovate transparently leads to the capability to reintermediate globally. Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. The implementation factor is 24/7/365. The models factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for handling new relationships? Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? Instantly? We will grow the capacity of nano-visionary raw bandwidth to syndicate. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We always productize cross-media, efficient architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The initiatives factor is reality-based. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be robust? We will evolve the buzzword "innovative". What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! Think macro-compelling. O'Reilly has revamped the abstraction of TQM. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not granular. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Without well-planned platforms, e-services are forced to become 24/7. We will reintermediate the capability of platforms to e-enable. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack super-CAE. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, revolutionary, customer-defined game plan for regulating emerging action-items? We will actualize the capacity of portals to innovate. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our global raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-distributed. We think we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also engineer efficiently.