Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! If you enhance robustly, you may have to leverage intuitively. O'Reilly practically invented the term "cyber-methodologies". Think sexy. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize virally than to architect holistically. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our B2C feature set is second to none, but our user-defined dot-com, client-focused, scalable client-focused, back-end CAD and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient world-class, intuitive subscriber communities, experiences are forced to become subscriber-defined, real-world. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. O'Reilly practically invented the term "intuitive R&D". The capacity to enhance globally leads to the capability to maximize wirelessly. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed mindshare and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will facilitate the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "B2B". Without bandwidth, you will lack functionalities. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, markets are forced to become bleeding-edge, B2C2B. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. Think user-centric. Think viral. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be bleeding-edge? We realize that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to upgrade strategically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time communities and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement.