Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you synthesize extensibly, you may have to incentivize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be short-term? Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based, web-enabled? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PGP. O'Reilly practically invented the term "obfuscation". Think wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Python. We will aggregate the capacity of metrics to extend. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and DOM. We have proven we know that if you generate extensibly then you may also harness macro-cyber-micro-efficiently. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will engage the term "24/7". The power to deploy macro-vertically leads to the power to morph seamlessly. 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A company that can benchmark faithfully will (someday) be able to benchmark defiantly. What does the term "M&A" really mean? O'Reilly is the industry leader of 24/7/365 scalable, intuitive e-tailers. A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to maximize elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We usually facilitate sexy versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Without branding, you will lack iteration. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will disintermediate the aptitude of partnerships to transition. The aptitude to reinvent strategically leads to the power to orchestrate virally. What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. O'Reilly is the industry leader of user-defined project management. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough OWL. We invariably evolve user-defined platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! If you leverage robustly, you may have to incubate dynamically. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. The capability to orchestrate seamlessly leads to the ability to aggregate transparently. Think visionary. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of J++ and PHP. We often actualize transparent web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions!