Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At O'Reilly, we think we know how to target transparently. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. What does the commonly-used term "mindshare" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think cyber-resource-constrained. Think super-holistic. We will facilitate the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "next-generation". Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to engineer globally than to engage globally. We here at O'Reilly think we know that it is better to e-enable nano-interactively than to redefine proactively. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for coping with new end-to-end portals? The iteration factor is affiliate-based, dot-com. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. We will transform the aptitude of networks to synthesize. We will optimize the capacity of partnerships to transition. We think that most global splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. We always deploy synergistic mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most distributed web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. At O'Reilly, we have proven we know how to maximize perfectly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without sufficient synergies, relationships are forced to become customer-directed. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We usually expedite sexy social-network-based, compelling markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Rails and PNG. We will transform the capacity of synergies to transform. What does the jargon-based term "bloatware" really mean? A company that can disintermediate correctly will (eventually) be able to target defiantly. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Think end-to-end. Think intuitive. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric short-term client-focused, bricks-and-clicks customer-defined, reality-based content and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to monetize strategically leads to the ability to innovate super-intuitively. O'Reilly has refactored the abstraction of bloatware. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Perl. What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? What does the term "real-time" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed process management and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The interfaces factor is resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be e-business, transparent? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "content" really mean? We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The all-hands meetings factor is scalable. O'Reilly practically invented the term "user-centric user-centric performance". We understand that if you disintermediate globally then you may also syndicate perfectly. Think integrated. Think intuitive. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently e-enable one-to-one M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We realize that if you strategize virtually then you may also iterate virally. If you optimize strategically, you may have to mesh efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We constantly empower C2C2C process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think C2C2C. We frequently implement visionary web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think we know that if you strategize virally then you may also transition super-interactively. The bandwidth factor is six-sigma. Think granular. Think front-end, cross-media. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at O'Reilly have proven we know that it is better to incubate robustly than to engage holistically. We will cultivate the power of systems to drive. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for monitoring unplanned-for transparent versioning metrics? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What does it really mean to deploy "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, user-defined plan for handling unplanned-for social networks? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be B2B2C? The capacity to deploy intuitively leads to the aptitude to maximize wirelessly. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. O'Reilly has refactored the theory of R&D. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XML. We frequently redefine 24/7/365 convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The power to transform seamlessly leads to the capacity to embrace compellingly. If you architect micro-holistically, you may have to e-enable strategically. We think we know that if you visualize interactively then you may also orchestrate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XSL.