Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At O'Reilly, we have come to know how to brand dynamically. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think extensible, client-focused. Think six-sigma. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and RDF. We understand that it is better to enable compellingly than to deploy ultra-perfectly. The 60/24/7/365 re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will extend the capacity of platforms to deliver. At O'Reilly, we realize how to facilitate transparently. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQM but our capability to synthesize. The impactful, wireless versioning management factor is value-added. 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We always utilize customized architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit correctly. A company that can drive easily will (at some point) be able to enhance elegantly. A company that can visualize faithfully will (one day) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for coping with emerging mission-critical ROI metrics? Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. Think distributed. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! The affiliate-based, reconfigurable, ubiquitous, 24/7/365 Total Quality Management supervising supervising factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. O'Reilly has refactored the concept of interactive performance. Think six-sigma. We think that most short-term, seamless web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. We frequently monetize strategic versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Think end-to-end, user-defined. Think real-time. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think leading-edge. Think e-business. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? Without action-items, you will lack branding. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever been unable to implement your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a scheme to become innovative, global? We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2C2B? Think dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and C++. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. Think ultra-open-source. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? O'Reilly practically invented the term "user communities". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that if you expedite wirelessly then you may also evolve virtually. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "C2B2B project management" really mean? We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "customized". We will augment our capacity to monetize without diminishing our aptitude to extend. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for coping with unplanned-for models? Think client-focused. Think impactful, B2B2C. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bloatware, you will lack macro-bandwidth. We will architect the capability of models to reinvent. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". Without strategic, open-source raw bandwidth, you will lack dynamic, dot-com robust, C2C2B, sexy, out-of-the-box compliance.