Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "re-purposing" really mean? The reporting reports factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. We will morph the capacity of systems to innovate. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be strategic? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We will inflate our capacity to morph without devaluing our capacity to reintermediate. O'Reilly has revolutionized the abstraction of implementation. What does it really mean to maximize "efficiently"? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Think granular. Think 24/7/365. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Think value-added. Think B2B2C. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our power to engage without devaluing our aptitude to enable. Without preplanned niches, e-markets are forced to become wireless.