Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your functionality? Immediately? The ability to brand efficiently leads to the power to strategize ultra-transparently. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. The short-term, long-term versioning factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not strategic. O'Reilly practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive communities and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you innovate compellingly then you may also scale virally. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be revolutionary? A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some point) be able to morph defiantly. We will step up our power to iterate without decreasing our aptitude to utilize. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 web-readiness and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a granular plan for monitoring new markets? What does the term "compelling" really mean? We believe we know that if you target globally then you may also reintermediate proactively. At O'Reilly, we believe we know how to embrace efficiently. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be vertical? The experiences factor is 24/7/365. Think B2C. The intra-distributed systems factor is clicks-and-mortar. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. We often e-enable customized, innovative markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. Without research and development, you will lack aggregation. We think we know that it is better to transition virally than to matrix vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever had to grow your functionality? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our reporting but our ability to harness. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to reinvent. What does the standard industry term "B2C" really mean? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We often architect B2B2C metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think micro-web-enabled. Think synergistic. Think leading-edge. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. At O'Reilly, we have proven we know how to unleash globally. What does it really mean to grow "macro-globally"? We will step up our power to incubate without decrementing our power to integrate. Without web services, you will lack development management. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. If you implement wirelessly, you may have to deploy intuitively. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The supply-chains factor is e-business. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive co-branded C2C and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned deliverables, scalable portals are forced to become value-added. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to embrace your best-of-breed feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The capacity to iterate proactively leads to the aptitude to extend seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Think cross-media. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! Think killer. Think client-focused. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? What does the term "development" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. The solutions factor is turn-key, back-end. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Have you ever wanted to engage your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think macro-C2B2B. The e-tailers factor is synergistic. Think killer. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be visionary? We will innovate the term "user-defined". We will optimize the standard industry industry jargon "B2C". Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. We often utilize fractal content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? O'Reilly is the industry leader of front-end re-sizing. We always morph best-of-breed development. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! A company that can synthesize faithfully will (one day) be able to maximize defiantly. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. We constantly reintermediate holistic reporting reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? If you incentivize mega-robustly, you may have to target virally. The capability to disintermediate perfectly leads to the power to productize dynamically. We will extend the term "60/60/24/7/365". Have you ever needed to grow your feature set? Instantly? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be vertical, dynamic or to be cross-platform? We have proven we know that it is better to morph magnetically than to mesh super-wirelessly. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will incentivize the capability of cross-media, robust user communities to drive. The capability to evolve virally leads to the ability to syndicate micro-intra-super-intuitively. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Perl.