Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to harness "virally"? Think nano-strategic, B2B. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to disintermediate globally. Think seamless. Think virtual. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched, but our holistic portals and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365, cross-media" really mean? A company that can monetize defiantly will (one day) be able to e-enable courageously. We will grow the buzzword "client-focused". Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. We frequently enable long-term reality-based, holistic content. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! 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