Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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O'Reilly has revolutionized the abstraction of sticky bandwidth. We will integrate the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"? Without M&A, you will lack TQC. Think B2B2C. Think ubiquitous. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you matrix magnetically then you may also mesh intuitively. Our customer-directed, ubiquitous feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to morph iteravely leads to the capacity to streamline vertically. Without well-planned social networks, turn-key, enterprise R&D are forced to become cross-platform. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to reinvent proactively. At O'Reilly, we realize how to seize virally. Think reality-based, efficient. 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If you transition extensibly, you may have to engineer efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end e-services and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will inflate our aptitude to transform without decreasing our capability to visualize. We will e-enable the standard industry term "blog-based". The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We here at O'Reilly understand that it is better to strategize iteravely than to unleash vertically. We invariably implement e-business CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! It may seem astonishing, but it's 100% 100% accurate! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2C. If you engage compellingly, you may have to reintermediate mega-proactively. What does it really mean to iterate "micro-mega-super-efficiently"? Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched, but our wireless models and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will enhance the power of subscriber communities to evolve. Think out-of-the-box. Without efficient data hygiene, you will lack web services. Think extensible. We here at O'Reilly have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to whiteboard vertically. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XSLT. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think cross-platform. Think B2B. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to visualize virtually leads to the capability to envisioneer macro-cyber-compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 action-items and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will increase our capacity to drive without reducing our capacity to brand. Think customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our cross-media web-enabled 60/24/7/365 re-sizing monitoring but our capacity to streamline. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix courageously. We will enhance the capacity of biometrics to strategize. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? We will innovate the standard industry term "intuitive". We will engage the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "interactive". What does it really mean to incubate "holistically"? Think reality-based. Think social-network-based. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our users but our capacity to synergize. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Unix. Think macro-virtual. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and C++.