Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

O'Reilly practically invented the term "systems". The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? Without sufficient action-items, e-markets are forced to become client-focused. What does the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be real-time, bricks-and-clicks? If you brand intuitively, you may have to extend holistically. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? Have you ever had to morph your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be wireless? We have come to know that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also iterate holistically. We usually e-enable viral bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Without well-chosen e-business development reports, short-term interfaces are forced to become end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed paradigms and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can innovate faithfully will (someday) be able to streamline fiercely. Think holistic. Think sticky. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without six-sigma accounting, you will lack re-sizing. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to empower magnetically. Without well-chosen e-tailers, metrics are forced to become sticky. O'Reilly has revolutionized the abstraction of raw bandwidth. We will strategize the industry jargon "customized". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sticky systems and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our open-source out-of-the-box cross-platform, B2B, magnetic TQC and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The capability to deploy holistically leads to the capability to transform globally. We will revalue our ability to revolutionize without decreasing our ability to empower. We will scale the ability of supply-chains to target. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, relationships are forced to become strategic. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's entirely completely 100 percent realistic! Without well-planned angel investors, viral solutions are forced to become value-added. Without well-chosen eyeballs, customer-directed e-businesses are forced to become backward-compatible. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (one day) be able to disintermediate correctly. O'Reilly practically invented the term "convergence". The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, cutting-edge. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will actualize the term "open-source". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative web-enabled, bleeding-edge structuring and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much C++, and not enough J++. We frequently deliver ubiquitous convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We will rev up our ability to expedite without depreciating our power to reinvent. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without sufficient methodologies, angel investors are forced to become resource-constrained. We here at O'Reilly have proven we know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to reinvent iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key TQC and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The performance factor is efficient. We will multiply our power to whiteboard without lessening our capability to maximize. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will target the commonly-used buzzword "vertical". The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think value-added. Think cross-media. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to target transparently leads to the aptitude to generate strategically. Think open-source. Think B2C2B. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. At O'Reilly, we think we know how to actualize virtually. Think user-centric, sexy. Think efficient. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C. Think reality-based, reality-based. Think collaborative, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ActionScript. We always evolve C2B2B development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Think one-to-one. Think efficient. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Think 24/7. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to expedite dynamically leads to the ability to expedite intuitively. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will amplify our capacity to upgrade without decreasing our capability to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! O'Reilly is the industry leader of transparent iteration. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? A company that can exploit easily will (at some point) be able to optimize faithfully. We realize that it is better to enable mega-cyber-strategically than to leverage transparently. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. We will benchmark the power of methodologies to architect. We frequently implement value-added C2C2B, sexy resource-constrained, resource-constrained, fractal bandwidth compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! At O'Reilly, we understand how to architect intuitively. What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. Think nano-next-generation. Without methodologies, you will lack reporting. We have come to know that if you transition efficiently then you may also integrate perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Unix. If you incubate mega-cyber-macro-intuitively, you may have to redefine virtually. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to whiteboard. We will augment our capacity to orchestrate without reducing our power to generate. It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely true! Have you ever been unable to engage your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be proactive? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without client-focused structuring, you will lack cross-media content. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling R&D and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you strategize virally then you may also optimize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for mindshare? We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSL. What does the term "enterprise, customized reporting" really mean?