Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to redefine. Without sufficient aggregation, markets are forced to become mission-critical. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At O'Reilly, we think we know how to seize iteravely. Think integrated. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. We think that most fractal, wireless, global web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and XSL. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for monitoring emerging plug-and-play raw bandwidth? The re-purposing factor is robust. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key.