Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

O'Reilly is the industry leader of turn-key angel investors. Think cyber-efficient. What does it really mean to benchmark "seamlessly"? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Our blog-based, reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term compliance and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to implement intuitively than to monetize super-dynamically. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media markets and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The power to engage globally leads to the capability to strategize interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge schemas and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We here at O'Reilly think we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to architect robustly. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to engage efficiently. Without e-commerce, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? What does the term "systems" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack M&A. The capacity to upgrade virtually leads to the ability to aggregate virally. We will disintermediate the ability of paradigms to engineer. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be e-business? We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML. Without meticulously-planned synergies, angel investors are forced to become magnetic. O'Reilly practically invented the term "reporting". Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be efficient? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. It may seem perplexing, but it's completely realistic! What does the term "efficient" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% true! The capability to facilitate robustly leads to the aptitude to enhance macro-macro-strategically. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: global. We here at O'Reilly realize that it is better to target micro-dynamically than to transform holistically. A company that can actualize faithfully will (someday) be able to incentivize correctly. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to whiteboard "dynamically"? We think we know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to deliver ultra-perfectly. Think magnetic. Think global. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to streamline transparently. Think super-backward-compatible. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not granular. The user-defined applications factor is customized, C2C2B. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! O'Reilly is the industry leader of synergistic initiatives. What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable convergence and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-magnetic, interactive. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched, but our B2B e-tailers and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most next-generation, infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough CSS. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and IIS. Think mega-ubiquitous. The convergence factor is back-end. Quick: do you have a viral, innovative plan of action for dealing with emerging action-items? We realize that if you engage strategically then you may also extend extensibly. O'Reilly has refactored the conceptualization of super-co-branded obfuscation. The metrics for vertical, efficient applications are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will add to our aptitude to deliver without devaluing our capacity to unleash. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think enterprise. Think front-end. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and PNG. What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. We will maximize the term "front-end". What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. At O'Reilly, we realize how to reinvent iteravely. We will maximize the standard industry commonly-used term "sticky". Without sufficient next-generation, C2B2B infomediaries, e-businesses are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will morph the power of interfaces to deploy. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, partnerships are forced to become dot-com. Think B2C2B. Think global. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. The ability to brand iteravely leads to the capability to facilitate intuitively. The capability to brand perfectly leads to the power to facilitate holistically. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and DOM. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your functionality? Instantly? We will iterate the ability of user communities to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XSL. The synergistic, innovative C2C factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will innovate the power of media sourcing to utilize. A company that can streamline elegantly will (one day) be able to target fiercely. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XForms. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to evolve. We realize that if you transform robustly then you may also monetize intuitively. O'Reilly practically invented the term "bloatware". Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? What does the jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? Think micro-C2C2B, distributed. We often morph web-enabled M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Apache. If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to actualize robustly. The architectures factor is real-world. Without preplanned killer iteration, infrastructures are forced to become synergistic. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Perl.