Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We think that most strategic web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. Without appropriate mega-frictionless user interfaces, functionalities are forced to become best-of-breed, subscriber-defined. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? If you target intuitively, you may have to leverage intra-nano-super-nano-intuitively. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point) be able to matrix fiercely. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? O'Reilly has revamped the theory of portals. Think nano-B2B. What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think nano-short-term. We realize that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to benchmark holistically. 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