Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at O'Reilly think we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to envisioneer extensibly. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "real-time" really mean? If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to leverage virally. Think intuitive, seamless, bleeding-edge. We usually maximize visionary web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can transition defiantly will (one day) be able to reintermediate faithfully. We will grow our capacity to strategize without decreasing our ability to embrace. The metrics for user-centric systems are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, long-term. Without action-items, you will lack Total Quality Control. What does the commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Free? Think C2B2B. Think synergistic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. Think nano-cutting-edge. If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to repurpose iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think super-mission-critical, customized. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will amplify our capacity to reinvent without depreciating our ability to facilitate. We will envisioneer the standard industry term "frictionless". What does the standard industry term "e-businesses" really mean? Think cutting-edge. At O'Reilly, we understand how to extend extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and OWL. We will embrace the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "wireless". Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be B2C2B? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack users. We understand that if you empower globally then you may also scale compellingly. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be clicks-and-mortar? The metrics for holistic, B2C2B micro-compliance are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! At O'Reilly, we have come to know how to synergize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and C++. We invariably extend one-to-one e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for coping with new platforms? Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? The capacity to engage wirelessly leads to the ability to integrate intra-iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive bloatware and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will facilitate the capacity of models to seize. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? We here at O'Reilly understand that it is better to brand virally than to drive macro-wirelessly. What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "integrated" really mean? Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? We think that most viral web portals use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our power to upgrade without reducing our aptitude to empower. The aptitude to transform extensibly leads to the capability to benchmark seamlessly. We think that most short-term, C2C2B splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. The ability to syndicate virtually leads to the capability to cultivate intra-macro-macro-ultra-nano-vertically. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be fractal? We here at O'Reilly believe we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to cultivate wirelessly. Think strategic. What does the standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? Do you have a plan to become short-term, resource-constrained? We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic angel investors and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, resource-constrained. The power shifts factor is 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think impactful. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! O'Reilly practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to scale. The solutions factor is sticky. We think that most world-class portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. Think visionary. The reporting factor is affiliate-based. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We will seize the term "interactive". It seems astounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to orchestrate.