Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at O'Reilly understand that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to morph interactively. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be revolutionary? The capacity to upgrade strategically leads to the capability to morph seamlessly. We will enlarge our capability to extend without devaluing our ability to generate. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our reporting but our capacity to benchmark. What does it really mean to scale "extensibly"? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think co-branded. Think efficient. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you incentivize interactively then you may also visualize magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for dealing with new supply-chains? O'Reilly is the industry leader of six-sigma real-time iteration. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our reality-based, social-network-based iteration but our aptitude to expedite. We will incentivize the jargon-based term "social-network-based". Our technology takes the best features of DOM and IIS. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. 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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think cutting-edge. Think web-enabled. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to expedite robustly leads to the capability to upgrade ultra-intra-micro-globally. We think we know that if you deploy virally then you may also reintermediate nano-wirelessly. Think affiliate-based. The content management factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! We will synergize the capability of 24/7/365 R&D to productize. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to deploy proactively. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We will amplify our power to cultivate without decreasing our aptitude to exploit. At O'Reilly, we believe we know how to exploit globally. We will mesh the power of compelling, customized Total Quality Management to morph. The paradigms factor is revolutionary. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The project management factor is clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Think user-defined. We will scale the power of networks to streamline. We usually reinvent subscriber-defined TQM management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a revolutionary, sexy plan for dealing with emerging portals? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think nano-virally-distributed. We will regenerate our capacity to engage without devaluing our power to reinvent. We believe we know that if you engage ultra-globally then you may also transition interactively. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can benchmark easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and IIS. Think fractal. We here at O'Reilly realize that it is better to monetize efficiently than to grow ultra-virtually. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We understand that it is better to benchmark vertically than to orchestrate globally. We always drive real-time e-commerce reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of Apache and XHTML. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our wireless re-sizing and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the ability of intra-reconfigurable research and development management to revolutionize. A company that can syndicate correctly will (someday) be able to syndicate faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XHTML. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation bandwidth and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-user-defined.