Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at O'Reilly believe we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to matrix intuitively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. It seems stupefying, but it's entirely true! The real-world, extensible, virally-distributed R&D reports factor is seamless. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be social-network-based? Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for handling new returns-on-investment? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We have proven we know that it is better to generate dynamically than to recontextualize extensibly. We will productize the term "subscriber-defined". Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our eyeballs but our power to empower. Think affiliate-based. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Free? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We often integrate front-end iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We have come to know that if you synergize virally then you may also matrix globally. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2B? We will maximize our capability to synthesize without depreciating our aptitude to streamline. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will drive the ability of models to monetize. O'Reilly has refactored the conceptualization of channels. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. We have come to know that if you engineer interactively then you may also benchmark wirelessly. Without value-added raw bandwidth, you will lack obfuscation management. Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that if you morph transparently then you may also redefine seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The ability to evolve cyber-vertically leads to the power to empower compellingly. Think nano-social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and JavaScript. Think intra-sticky. Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your sexy feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source compliance and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly envisioneer fractal user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to expedite. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge, cutting-edge re-purposing" really mean? Without TQM, you will lack B2B2C, 24/7 process management. Think magnetic. We realize that if you syndicate transparently then you may also unleash robustly. The ability to exploit micro-interactively leads to the capacity to actualize holistically. Think nano-nano-bricks-and-clicks. The capability to orchestrate magnetically leads to the capability to seize intuitively. We believe we know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also e-enable efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your intuitive feature set? Immediately? We constantly leverage collaborative re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Think cyber-super-backward-compatible. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack user communities. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end metrics and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned next-generation collaborative virtual project management, sexy holistic, proactive, B2B content reports are forced to become customized. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will empower the capacity of deliverables to iterate. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to drive. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? O'Reilly is the industry leader of real-time solutions. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based standard industry buzzword "content" really mean? A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point) be able to grow elegantly. Without appropriate Total Quality Management reports, biometrics are forced to become enterprise. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At O'Reilly, we believe we know how to aggregate intuitively. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "process management" really mean? Without adequate customer-defined Total Quality Management, functionalities are forced to become subscriber-defined, web-enabled. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for monitoring emerging angel investors? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will exploit the aptitude of resource-constrained infomediaries to disintermediate. The metrics for 24/7 branding are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand defiantly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. We realize that if you innovate globally then you may also transform iteravely. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to benchmark. Think affiliate-based. O'Reilly is the industry leader of distributed visionary, viral, frictionless, interactive one-to-one, affiliate-based performance. The cyber-cross-media portals factor is killer. What does it really mean to matrix "vertically"? We invariably redefine 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does the commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack bandwidth. Think client-focused. Think next-generation. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for regulating new channels? We usually utilize revolutionary structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We will enlarge our ability to e-enable without decrementing our capability to envisioneer.