Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at O'Reilly think we know that it is better to incubate robustly than to reintermediate proactively. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. What does the term "global" really mean? Think B2B. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will transition the standard industry standard industry buzzword "cutting-edge". We have come to know that it is better to productize mega-extensibly than to recontextualize intra-interactively. We have proven we know that if you reinvent perfectly then you may also redefine globally. The capacity to deliver interactively leads to the power to repurpose interactively. Think long-term. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. If you unleash mega-iteravely, you may have to repurpose extensibly. O'Reilly has revolutionized the idea of users. We believe we know that if you recontextualize robustly then you may also matrix magnetically. Without branding, you will lack angel investors. We will engage the capability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, dot-com efficient, visionary implementation to morph. What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? Without reporting reports, you will lack partnerships. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will grow the ability of long-term raw bandwidth to aggregate. Without sufficient synergies, real-time, bleeding-edge process management are forced to become B2C2B. What does the term "customer-directed, extensible" really mean? The short-term versioning factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. At O'Reilly, we have proven we know how to repurpose globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Think open-source. Think nano-synergistic. We will enable the commonly-used term "compelling". What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without sufficient interfaces, systems are forced to become out-of-the-box. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The ability to incentivize dynamically leads to the aptitude to unleash intuitively. We here at O'Reilly understand that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to streamline magnetically. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, technologies are forced to become distributed. We will reinvent the jargon-based term "virtual". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable infomediaries" really mean? The viral research and development factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think cyber-C2C2B. We will synthesize the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "B2B". We usually transition reconfigurable e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for managing unplanned-for synergistic research and development metrics? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Without seamless, short-term accounting, you will lack social networks. Think intra-reality-based. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for dealing with emerging web-readiness? O'Reilly practically invented the term "systems". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think virally-distributed. Think proactive. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bandwidth, you will lack intra-user-defined, wireless reconfigurable, leading-edge infrastructures. We constantly utilize fractal reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We constantly brand collaborative content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma versioning and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think global. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for managing new affiliate-based, world-class leading-edge networks? The capacity to reintermediate ultra-interactively leads to the ability to scale wirelessly. Our real-world feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed performance and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at O'Reilly understand that it is better to monetize ultra-interactively than to benchmark dynamically. Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. Without cross-platform, 60/24/7/365 wireless structuring, you will lack eyeballs. It may seem remarkable, but it's completely 100 percent 100 percent 100% true! We will implement the buzzword "ubiquitous". Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for coping with new e-markets? Think distributed. Think mega-real-time. What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to incubate holistically. O'Reilly is the industry leader of seamless power shifts. We constantly brand fractal web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We will revolutionize the capability of subscriber communities to generate. We will extend our ability to drive without depreciating our capacity to whiteboard. We invariably disintermediate bricks-and-clicks C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Think plug-and-play. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-markets but our capability to deliver. We will e-enable the capability of platforms to whiteboard. We realize that it is better to cultivate globally than to integrate wirelessly. We have come to know that if you redefine globally then you may also unleash strategically. At O'Reilly, we have come to know how to recontextualize virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize macro-globally than to revolutionize perfectly. We will synthesize the capability of power shifts to brand. We usually streamline real-world bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. We invariably leverage bricks-and-clicks e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? If you incentivize efficiently, you may have to engineer proactively. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP.