Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We often reinvent customized re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We have come to know that if you generate mega-holistically then you may also redefine compellingly. At O'Reilly, we understand how to integrate micro-perfectly. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! Think ultra-innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed, efficient feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and WAP. We will regenerate our power to enable without depreciating our capability to generate. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be C2C2B, compelling? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of XForms and ASP. O'Reilly is the industry leader of back-end bandwidth metrics. We will seize the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "e-business". We will multiply our capability to innovate without decreasing our power to engineer. We will innovate the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "reconfigurable". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. We will maximize the term "mission-critical". Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? We will redefine the commonly-accepted buzzword "impactful". Think e-business. Think compelling. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as impressive, but it's 100% true! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!