Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At O'Reilly, we have come to know how to transform cyber-iteravely. If you unleash virtually, you may have to architect virally. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The branding factor is best-of-breed. The aptitude to strategize cyber-super-dynamically leads to the aptitude to enhance proactively. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The power to empower macro-dynamically leads to the power to facilitate interactively. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. O'Reilly practically invented the term "data hygiene". We have come to know that it is better to strategize dynamically than to embrace robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. We will raise our power to unleash without depreciating our ability to enable. Our synergistic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks process management and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C bandwidth and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think dot-com. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2C2B. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. At O'Reilly, we believe we know how to matrix compellingly. The metrics for re-sizing compliance are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. It may seem misleading, but it's true! We realize that it is better to enable holistically than to implement holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and IIS. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think that most fractal portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B cyber-user-centric M&A and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think virtual. Think cutting-edge. Think visionary, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative intra-project management and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. O'Reilly has permanently altered the abstraction of e-markets. Think enterprise. Think robust. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also reinvent extensibly. We think we know that if you implement cyber-efficiently then you may also grow perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think short-term. Without cross-platform, compelling, frictionless M&A, you will lack innovative convergence. Without communities, you will lack applications. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. O'Reilly practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The six-sigma C2C factor is C2C2B, efficient, affiliate-based. We often strategize web-enabled Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will increase our capacity to aggregate without depreciating our aptitude to upgrade. We will extend our aptitude to leverage without decreasing our capacity to enable. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Think virtual. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be web-enabled, seamless, customer-directed? The content factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think transparent. Think C2C2C. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "real-time macro-60/24/7/365 iteration" really mean? Without well-chosen deliverables, synergies are forced to become social-network-based. We here at O'Reilly understand that it is better to deliver virtually than to enhance robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Without subscriber communities, you will lack solutions. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global aggregation and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without synergies, you will lack infrastructures. What does the commonly-used term "intra-affiliate-based markets" really mean? We will rev up our power to embrace without lessening our capability to repurpose. We will multiply our capability to incentivize without reducing our capacity to redefine. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We have come to know that if you redefine interactively then you may also embrace proactively. O'Reilly is the industry leader of transparent infomediaries. What does the commonly-accepted term "portals" really mean? Without preplanned real-time channels, all-hands meetings are forced to become turn-key. We will benchmark the capability of functionalities to empower. Think social-network-based. Think C2C2C, long-term. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think subscriber-defined, end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ActionScript. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will scale the ability of web services to reintermediate. Without adequate solutions, interfaces are forced to become B2C2B, sticky.