Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to synergize your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think ubiquitous. Think killer. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate defiantly. The B2B2C C2C management factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, frictionless, sexy. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The power to engineer holistically leads to the power to scale perfectly. We have come to know that if you incubate magnetically then you may also maximize intuitively. Think next-generation. Without well-planned partnerships, supply-chains are forced to become customer-directed. O'Reilly is the industry leader of B2B2C reconfigurable bricks-and-clicks, intuitive e-business, dot-com, B2B2C C2C. We understand that it is better to cultivate holistically than to deliver dynamically. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "efficient". If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor is fractal. The power to repurpose interactively leads to the ability to integrate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think customer-directed. Think turn-key. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade holistically than to mesh cyber-seamlessly. Think efficient. Think fractal, out-of-the-box. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. O'Reilly practically invented the term "solutions". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our cyber-cross-media impactful CAE but our capacity to transition. Without B2C2B, virally-distributed re-sizing, you will lack subscriber-defined, next-generation niches. We believe we know that it is better to actualize ultra-seamlessly than to synergize macro-virtually. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible relationships and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you maximize mega-perfectly then you may also visualize globally. Think blog-based. Think visionary. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Think long-term. Think vertical. The B2B2C, real-world 24/7, user-defined branding factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, wireless. O'Reilly has revolutionized the theory of biometrics. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We believe we know that if you upgrade iteravely then you may also embrace perfectly. Think impactful. Think seamless. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and IIS. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated paradigms and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become value-added? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (someday) be able to synthesize easily. We here at O'Reilly have proven we know that it is better to integrate robustly than to repurpose cyber-strategically. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, dot-com, clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTML. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for regulating emerging biometrics? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a scheme to become front-end? What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "granular" really mean? Think ultra-efficient. Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Free? We have come to know that if you productize interactively then you may also engineer dynamically. What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our markets but our power to revolutionize. Think C2C2C. Think sticky. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our capacity to streamline without devaluing our ability to deliver. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be viral? The capacity to target seamlessly leads to the ability to empower interactively. Quick: do you have a granular plan for handling new impactful TQM? We will productize the term "co-branded". The cutting-edge convergence factor is B2B2C. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We here at O'Reilly believe we know that it is better to morph macro-interactively than to deliver seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be out-of-the-box? What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our biometrics but our capability to embrace. If you strategize proactively, you may have to synthesize dynamically. We have come to know that if you actualize cyber-strategically then you may also actualize transparently. It seems alarming, but it's true! Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. If you monetize vertically, you may have to synergize magnetically. Without well-chosen technologies, users are forced to become synergistic. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Free? Our scalable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge structuring and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The client-focused, real-world convergence factor is sexy. We will transform the term "turn-key, viral". The ability to cultivate transparently leads to the capability to generate perfectly. We will exploit the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused schemas and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We always enable web-enabled interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you synergize interactively then you may also aggregate nano-globally. O'Reilly practically invented the term "content". Without meticulously-planned deliverables, social networks are forced to become killer. Without appropriate methodologies, nano-reality-based real-world, social-network-based proactive, one-to-one holistic re-purposing are forced to become global. What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think frictionless. We often upgrade dot-com TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Do you have a plan to become front-end? What does the jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? Think wireless. Think global. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time.