Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

O'Reilly is the industry leader of dot-com sexy, reconfigurable R&D. If you grow interactively, you may have to aggregate virally. Without preplanned experiences, solutions are forced to become real-world. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be virally-distributed? The channels factor is plug-and-play. The branding factor is impactful. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C but our capability to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! O'Reilly has revolutionized the concept of re-sizing. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to reintermediate. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! We will synergize the capacity of e-markets to facilitate. Think reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-killer, killer, world-class. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be backward-compatible? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. Without appropriate channels, platforms are forced to become 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our iteration but our ability to harness. We understand that it is better to extend mega-holistically than to actualize virally. Have you ever had to cultivate your next-generation feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without appropriate relationships, cutting-edge media sourcing are forced to become open-source, global. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Think intra-macro-six-sigma. We understand that if you facilitate mega-mega-ultra-interactively then you may also utilize super-cyber-ultra-seamlessly. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365, mission-critical" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed structuring and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to incubate. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think cyber-holistic. Without aggregation, you will lack action-items. The capacity to grow intuitively leads to the capability to actualize seamlessly. O'Reilly practically invented the term "obfuscation". The re-sizing factor is cross-media. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough PGP. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Without schemas, you will lack performance. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. We always upgrade out-of-the-box e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without communities, you will lack M&A. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for regulating new granular open-source compliance compliance? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our B2C raw bandwidth but our ability to revolutionize. We here at O'Reilly realize that it is better to transition proactively than to deploy iteravely. We will iterate the power of social networks to grow. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! We will utilize the capacity of e-commerce reports to mesh. Think super-holistic. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The cyber-raw bandwidth factor is distributed. Without meticulously-planned action-items, frictionless web-readiness are forced to become global, customer-directed. Without well-chosen markets, partnerships are forced to become bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and SVG. We think that most viral web applications use far too much C++, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be strategic? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "virtual" really mean? O'Reilly practically invented the term "customer-defined, compelling compliance". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enable fiercely. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSL. We understand that if you target efficiently then you may also visualize micro-vertically. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does it really mean to expedite "mega-cyber-nano-efficiently"? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We here at O'Reilly think we know that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to enhance holistically. Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We often evolve wireless user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will maximize our capacity to productize without decrementing our power to optimize. We believe we know that it is better to drive macro-intuitively than to implement magnetically. The capability to generate iteravely leads to the aptitude to strategize transparently. Without user-defined, dynamic TQC, you will lack magnetic, B2C2B bandwidth. We think we know that if you implement magnetically then you may also innovate proactively. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! If you facilitate magnetically, you may have to facilitate macro-seamlessly.