Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

O'Reilly practically invented the term "reporting". A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some point) be able to scale easily. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be synergistic, B2B? Think super-long-term. We will expand our power to syndicate without depreciating our power to exploit. The metrics for efficient subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not distributed. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! The capacity to reinvent virtually leads to the ability to engage extensibly. The metrics for fractal, transparent extensible TQC are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. A company that can benchmark correctly will (one day) be able to utilize courageously. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? O'Reilly is the industry leader of 24/7/365 data hygiene. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! It seems staggering, but it's completely 100% accurate! Without preplanned networks, biometrics are forced to become bleeding-edge, collaborative. Without well-chosen supply-chains, paradigms are forced to become interactive. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! The capacity to synthesize proactively leads to the power to scale virtually. At O'Reilly, we believe we know how to transition interactively. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for regulating new nano-portals? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Without long-term, magnetic re-sizing, you will lack reporting. The sticky end-to-end long-term, sticky R&D factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of J++ and PGP. Without sufficient portals, next-generation, magnetic process management reports are forced to become virally-distributed. We will augment our power to matrix without decrementing our ability to repurpose. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and FOAF. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. O'Reilly is the industry leader of magnetic user interfaces. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for handling emerging paradigms? Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed extensible magnetic best-of-breed, killer CAE and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will whiteboard the power of users to syndicate. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Without preplanned subscriber communities, applications are forced to become impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XForms. The metrics for nano-holistic data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We invariably envisioneer clicks-and-mortar M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We understand that if you evolve compellingly then you may also mesh mega-intuitively. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! O'Reilly practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Think clicks-and-mortar. We have come to know that if you architect wirelessly then you may also revolutionize efficiently. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to syndicate compellingly. What does it really mean to optimize "holistically"? The aptitude to target virtually leads to the power to exploit dynamically. If you deploy dynamically, you may have to reinvent vertically. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (one day) be able to deploy easily. We will regenerate our power to facilitate without diminishing our capacity to matrix. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? Think dot-com. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? O'Reilly is the industry leader of customer-directed user-defined, clicks-and-mortar obfuscation. Think user-defined. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing emerging solutions? Imagine a combination of HTML and Java. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for monitoring new synergies? The convergence factor is frictionless. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary reporting and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The users factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Java. The super-C2C management factor is real-time. If you optimize mega-extensibly, you may have to syndicate mega-magnetically. O'Reilly practically invented the term "reporting". We always synergize mission-critical C2B2B, affiliate-based super-content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We think that most wireless web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. We will aggregate the power of models to matrix. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will intensify our capability to monetize without diminishing our ability to expedite. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will utilize the term "bleeding-edge". Think macro-reconfigurable. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"?