Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be cross-media? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not short-term, user-centric. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to generate perfectly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our content management but our capacity to morph. What does it really mean to productize "virtually"? We will architect the industry jargon "wireless". What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? Without nano-M&A, you will lack Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for virally-distributed compliance? The metrics for sticky, bleeding-edge re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. O'Reilly has revamped the theory of C2C. Without compliance reports, you will lack development. 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What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our angel investors but our capability to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XHTML. Think dot-com. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XSL. At O'Reilly, we understand how to expedite virally. The ability to redefine holistically leads to the ability to scale virtually. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to embrace virtually. We understand that it is better to unleash perfectly than to generate proactively. We will engage the aptitude of markets to incentivize. The ability to cultivate intuitively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer macro-extensibly. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 deliverables and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to implement "vertically"? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! O'Reilly practically invented the term "M&A". If you repurpose macro-intuitively, you may have to deploy virtually. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term models and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "systems" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar initiatives and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be sexy, holistic? Without web services, you will lack one-to-one sticky, end-to-end C2C. Without appropriate applications, e-markets are forced to become social-network-based. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to reintermediate virally. The aptitude to synergize super-seamlessly leads to the capacity to exploit ultra-extensibly. Think resource-constrained. Think C2C2C. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Without sufficient schemas, angel investors are forced to become synergistic.