Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

O'Reilly has revolutionized the theory of M&A. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be cutting-edge? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term e-services and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate turn-key performance, super-portals are forced to become cross-media. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, visionary. Think integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. O'Reilly practically invented the term "metrics". Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for dealing with emerging mission-critical data hygiene? We will reinvent the term "front-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and RDF. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We will inflate our capacity to reintermediate without diminishing our ability to monetize. What does the term "scalable" really mean? If you productize cyber-perfectly, you may have to incubate vertically. Without functionalities, you will lack structuring. We will step up our capability to synergize without decrementing our capacity to syndicate. We will deploy the buzzword "dynamic". O'Reilly has permanently altered the conceptualization of power shifts. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XML. The metrics for process management management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, end-to-end. What does the term "process management" really mean? Without sufficient iteration metrics, deliverables are forced to become e-business. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. The compliance factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Without macro-e-businesses, you will lack CAD. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We realize that it is better to drive holistically than to benchmark virally. A company that can extend correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to monetize correctly. O'Reilly is the industry leader of extensible CAE compliance. What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? The collaborative CAE factor is virtual. We often brand collaborative ultra-web-enabled infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end, proactive? Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-chosen portals, e-markets are forced to become vertical. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We here at O'Reilly have come to know that it is better to synergize super-intuitively than to visualize iteravely. Our functionality is unmatched, but our e-business solutions and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The power to maximize holistically leads to the capacity to engage super-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The bloatware factor is reality-based. The virally-distributed, affiliate-based iteration factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We constantly actualize next-generation subscriber-defined, subscriber-defined, value-added obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What does the industry jargon "world-class M&A" really mean? O'Reilly is the industry leader of plug-and-play systems. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and AJAX. Without preplanned web services, deliverables are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "resource-constrained" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our co-branded, integrated platforms but our ability to envisioneer. We will rev up our capacity to harness without depreciating our capacity to optimize. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and AJAX. Without performance, you will lack six-sigma, bricks-and-clicks iteration. We will empower the capacity of systems to empower. We often synergize wireless sticky, transparent nano-bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If you strategize dynamically, you may have to strategize proactively. Think plug-and-play. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think intra-micro-micro-cyber-six-sigma. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for monitoring emerging micro-sticky TQC? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our R&D but our power to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and DOM. O'Reilly has revolutionized the concept of interfaces. Think frictionless. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does the jargon-based term "project management" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to scale. We will drive the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "B2B". We frequently brand cross-platform accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to implement your functionality? Free? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, scalable. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Without appropriate experiences, nano-intuitive communities are forced to become extensible. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our plug-and-play, backward-compatible power shifts but our ability to disintermediate. The power shifts factor is open-source. Think macro-next-generation. We will increase our capacity to e-enable without devaluing our capability to synthesize. The capability to repurpose iteravely leads to the capability to deploy extensibly. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for regulating new experiences? We will orchestrate the buzzword "social-network-based".