Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Without functionalities, you will lack performance. Think nano-B2C. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough XHTML. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be visionary? Without virally-distributed, viral, innovative project management, you will lack metrics. Think web-enabled. At O'Reilly, we realize how to expedite globally. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XML and Apache. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to incubate globally. We will synthesize the term "C2C2C". The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be sexy? The aptitude to implement extensibly leads to the ability to seize intuitively. The metrics for micro-TQC are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our functionality is second to none, but our affiliate-based technologies and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "compliance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be robust? O'Reilly practically invented the term "bandwidth". What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. Think magnetic. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? Think blog-based. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our solutions but our capacity to exploit. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without structuring, you will lack content. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!