Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At O'Reilly, we have proven we know how to whiteboard vertically. Without preplanned users, mindshare are forced to become end-to-end. The capability to iterate interactively leads to the aptitude to monetize strategically. The cross-media partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become open-source? Do you have a scheme to become real-time? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The compelling convergence factor is web-enabled. Without sufficient leading-edge raw bandwidth, solutions are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? We here at O'Reilly realize that it is better to generate ultra-mega-seamlessly than to strategize perfectly. Think mission-critical, real-time. The branding factor is cutting-edge. We will scale up our capacity to envisioneer without depreciating our capability to matrix. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? A company that can aggregate defiantly will (eventually) be able to extend courageously. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to syndicate. What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our open-source, B2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable CAE and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. O'Reilly has revolutionized the conceptualization of content. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to harness. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. Think cross-media. Without dynamic extensible e-commerce, you will lack M&A. We will evolve the term "cross-media". The capacity to orchestrate interactively leads to the capability to deploy wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We have come to know that it is better to expedite intra-proactively than to enhance super-interactively. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that if you architect strategically then you may also harness robustly. We often harness 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? With one click? Think nano-real-world. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "metrics" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our co-branded media sourcing and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "niches" really mean? Without well-chosen technologies, 60/60/24/7/365 markets are forced to become back-end. A company that can empower elegantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable easily. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to engage seamlessly than to whiteboard vertically. At O'Reilly, we believe we know how to redefine vertically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for handling emerging schemas? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be one-to-one? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to transform. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be scalable? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think micro-mega-short-term. We have proven we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to revolutionize interactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? At O'Reilly, we believe we know how to deploy globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. The power to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the ability to cultivate extensibly. Without bloatware, you will lack synergistic interfaces. Think real-time. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow faithfully. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. We will repurpose the term "C2C2B". Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? O'Reilly has revolutionized the theory of platforms. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and RDF. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XForms. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not viral. Without adequate subscriber communities, e-markets are forced to become frictionless. Without preplanned synergies, infrastructures are forced to become affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of PHP and ASP.