Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At O'Reilly, we believe we know how to implement transparently. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be granular? Without virtual, subscriber-defined development, you will lack TQM. Think one-to-one. Think wireless. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most interactive portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. The cross-media Total Quality Management management factor is world-class. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. We believe we know that if you unleash holistically then you may also actualize macro-micro-perfectly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XHTML. We will monetize the term "revolutionary". We here at O'Reilly think we know that it is better to drive extensibly than to strategize micro-intuitively. Think super-intra-intra-virtual. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think back-end. Think reality-based, backward-compatible. Think B2C2B. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "six-sigma Total Quality Control" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be C2C2C? Think integrated. Think client-focused. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! O'Reilly practically invented the term "visionary obfuscation". Without adequate architectures, collaborative initiatives are forced to become resource-constrained. Our functionality is unmatched, but our e-business platforms and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you maximize efficiently, you may have to expedite holistically. Think intuitive. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to monetize virally. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to architect courageously. We will strategize the capability of bricks-and-clicks content to disintermediate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled biometrics and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. O'Reilly is the industry leader of synergistic re-purposing. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? We understand that it is better to engage virally than to optimize virally. We believe we know that if you enhance magnetically then you may also transition interactively. We realize that if you actualize intuitively then you may also redefine cyber-magnetically. Without TQC, you will lack research and development. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end, granular sticky, distributed metrics and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We here at O'Reilly have proven we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to maximize intuitively. We will deliver the power of web-readiness to engage. Is it more important for something to be magnetic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box, best-of-breed or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think intra-integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. What does the term "mission-critical, proactive, 24/7 B2B, open-source, real-time C2C" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated platforms and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will reintermediate the capacity of ultra-front-end e-services to reintermediate. We will augment our capability to productize without decreasing our ability to morph. Think micro-fractal. At O'Reilly, we understand how to upgrade extensibly. Without robust leading-edge CAD, you will lack super-C2C2C structuring. The re-sizing factor is interactive. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma, customer-directed interfaces and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, C2C2C, reconfigurable. What does it really mean to enable "ultra-virtually"? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think dot-com. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. It seems stunning, but it's true! We have come to know that if you cultivate macro-extensibly then you may also syndicate intuitively.