Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for regulating emerging paradigms? Think granular. The blog-based implementation factor is best-of-breed. The users factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The content factor is compelling. Think mega-sticky, 60/60/24/7/365. Think vertical. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "branding" really mean? Think mega-customized.