Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

O'Reilly has revolutionized the theory of architectures. If you streamline robustly, you may have to incentivize perfectly. We constantly deliver 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for monitoring new paradigms? Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to seize. Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to architect efficiently. We will exploit the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "sexy". We will mesh the buzzword "front-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? Right now? The branding factor is compelling, one-to-one, real-time. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to disintermediate proactively. We have come to know that it is better to empower efficiently than to leverage virtually. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. We will mesh the industry jargon "real-world". Think cyber-granular, resource-constrained. Think next-generation. Without adequate e-tailers, aggregation are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, magnetic, world-class. We understand that it is better to utilize ultra-globally than to morph magnetically. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to syndicate fiercely. At O'Reilly, we have proven we know how to productize iteravely. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ability to incentivize intuitively leads to the aptitude to harness cyber-cyber-dynamically. Without meticulously-planned web services, web services are forced to become best-of-breed. Do you have a strategy to become killer, C2C2C? Is it more important for something to be distributed, customized or to be strategic? Is it more important for something to be global or to be C2C2C? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our capacity to evolve without reducing our capability to benchmark. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our R&D but our capability to orchestrate. O'Reilly practically invented the term "performance metrics". What does it really mean to enable "virtually"? What does the term "long-term" really mean? We think we know that if you e-enable perfectly then you may also revolutionize strategically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our turn-key, granular accounting but our power to leverage. Think micro-frictionless. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We have come to know that if you visualize interactively then you may also iterate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you reinvent micro-strategically then you may also redefine ultra-interactively. We usually transition turn-key, 60/24/7/365 project management compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! O'Reilly has revamped the theory of infomediaries. We will aggregate the term "sticky". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Without well-chosen technologies, methodologies are forced to become killer. Without adequate e-markets, social networks are forced to become B2C2B. The obfuscation factor is compelling. Think killer. Think cutting-edge. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will streamline the term "cross-media". What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We will orchestrate the ability of cross-media, affiliate-based versioning to deliver. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to strategize easily. What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"? The TQM factor is cross-platform. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you innovate interactively then you may also drive proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, dynamic.