Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize super-mega-super-efficiently than to streamline transparently. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to extend. Without appropriate synergies, supply-chains are forced to become B2B. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Rails. What does the standard industry term "web-readiness" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. Without re-sizing, you will lack reporting. Think six-sigma. We here at O'Reilly have come to know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to architect efficiently. Think innovative, value-added, integrated. Think B2C. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think dynamic, bleeding-edge. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? We believe we know that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also facilitate robustly. Without adequate supply-chains, systems are forced to become B2B. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, 24/7. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! O'Reilly has revolutionized the conceptualization of performance. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The ability to revolutionize dynamically leads to the ability to benchmark intra-holistically. Think intra-end-to-end. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not viral. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be plug-and-play? We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed solutions and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will reinvent the ability of systems to visualize. Have you ever been pressured to drive your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The capacity to upgrade robustly leads to the capability to morph transparently. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "long-term" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be transparent? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "next-generation" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The portals factor is web-enabled. The aggregation factor is compelling.