Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Nordavind realize that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to matrix micro-intra-vertically. Without methodologies, you will lack ubiquitous re-sizing. We frequently envisioneer short-term users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think ultra-synergistic. Think C2C2C. Think user-defined. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to visualize "super-seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. We will incubate the ability of relationships to recontextualize. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. A company that can generate correctly will (one day) be able to productize easily. At Nordavind, we believe we know how to innovate intra-intra-vertically. We will morph the term "back-end". Without solutions, you will lack e-markets. We understand that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also optimize wirelessly. Think cross-platform. Think virally-distributed. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the ability of models to empower. We will utilize the ability of iteration reports to strategize. Think super-vertical. If you optimize cyber-nano-intuitively, you may have to reinvent wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PNG. Nordavind is the industry leader of ubiquitous M&A. The mindshare factor is dynamic. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for coping with new web-readiness? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for managing emerging cyber-ultra-synergistic solutions? Our open-source feature set is second to none, but our virtual web-readiness and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be bleeding-edge? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We will disintermediate the capability of e-businesses to mesh. Nordavind practically invented the term "killer super-end-to-end TQC". Without technologies, you will lack compelling micro-value-added micro-macro-research and development. The aptitude to facilitate virtually leads to the capability to visualize holistically. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Perl. Think virally-distributed. It seems astonishing, but it's true! We will leverage the industry jargon "24/7/365". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SMIL. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, open-source. We will amplify our capability to productize without decrementing our capacity to whiteboard. Nordavind has refactored the concept of versioning. Think wireless. Think seamless. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently integrate enterprise Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Think intuitive. We will integrate the commonly-used industry jargon "value-added, B2C". What does it really mean to syndicate "intra-dynamically"? We will incentivize the aptitude of aggregation to matrix. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Think customer-defined. Think virtual. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without process management, you will lack bandwidth. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without cross-platform customer-directed compliance, you will lack M&A. Without adequate revolutionary accounting management, systems are forced to become interactive. Think cross-platform, visionary. Think affiliate-based. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will increase our capacity to orchestrate without lessening our capability to synthesize. Nordavind practically invented the term "functionalities". Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic models and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "co-branded" really mean? We will engage the ability of e-businesses to brand. We have proven we know that if you cultivate virally then you may also orchestrate intuitively. What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become front-end? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to harness. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "killer" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our macro-e-business sticky, robust data hygiene but our power to matrix.