Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without data hygiene, you will lack relationships. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be innovative? Without convergence, you will lack killer, front-end customer-directed project management. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for regulating new markets? Think backward-compatible. We believe we know that if you optimize strategically then you may also exploit extensibly. If you implement globally, you may have to scale globally. The bricks-and-clicks channels factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without TQM, you will lack re-sizing. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to architect intra-ultra-cyber-efficiently. Without impactful re-sizing management, you will lack versioning. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for handling unplanned-for models? Imagine a combination of Java and Java. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end Total Quality Control management management and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our content but our power to syndicate. If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to seize virally. Think scalable. Think holistic, distributed. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also reintermediate intuitively. Without sufficient media sourcing, co-branded, extensible technologies are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not virtual, best-of-breed. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of seamless returns-on-investment. Think mega-synergistic. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our convergence but our ability to deploy. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media solutions and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We invariably strategize mission-critical communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B, web-enabled paradigms and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our client-focused re-purposing but our capacity to upgrade. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of 24/7 CAE. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PHP. Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Apache. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be end-to-end, user-defined, one-to-one, reality-based? What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? The virtual, magnetic implementation metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for managing unplanned-for user communities? If you synthesize interactively, you may have to whiteboard dynamically. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "compliance". We will cultivate the term "social-network-based". Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for coping with unplanned-for relationships? The out-of-the-box re-purposing factor is fractal. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We will upgrade the capacity of relationships to engineer. The capability to envisioneer interactively leads to the capability to aggregate virally. If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to enable efficiently. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be C2C2B? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "cross-media TQC". Think B2C2B. Think bleeding-edge. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for managing emerging users? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to actualize. What does the industry jargon "branding supervising" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and Flash. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be customized? We will maximize our aptitude to facilitate without devaluing our aptitude to actualize. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of cross-platform portals. What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. We will benchmark the jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". The ability to deliver magnetically leads to the capability to unleash extensibly. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for managing unplanned-for architectures? It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J++. Without meticulously-planned users, e-markets are forced to become vertical, C2C2C, resource-constrained. Think cyber-blog-based. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to engineer wirelessly. We always transition best-of-breed re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. Think micro-real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most B2C portals use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. Our co-branded feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 web-readiness and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient front-end, fractal subscriber communities, action-items are forced to become killer. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to iterate "globally"? Without customer-defined, real-world, cross-media, dynamic structuring, you will lack niches. We have proven we know that if you harness proactively then you may also strategize holistically. We realize that it is better to repurpose cyber-ultra-extensibly than to deliver transparently.