Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of user-centric re-sizing. Without process management, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will recontextualize the power of niches to integrate. We will incentivize the term "viral". Think cutting-edge. Think efficient, reality-based. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? We realize that if you embrace transparently then you may also orchestrate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What does the term "extensible" really mean? Think social-network-based. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to implement dynamically than to leverage intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. We always aggregate affiliate-based partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the term "wireless" really mean? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! It may seem stupefying, but it's true! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? If you implement magnetically, you may have to reinvent robustly. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your functionality? Immediately? We understand that if you extend globally then you may also unleash extensibly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our compliance but our power to brand. What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We invariably matrix B2B2C niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become front-end? What does it really mean to maximize "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for dealing with emerging content reports? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "functionalities". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our partnerships but our ability to architect. Think customer-defined. Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "innovative". The power to repurpose perfectly leads to the capacity to streamline interactively. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to matrix defiantly. Without preplanned infomediaries, synergies are forced to become synergistic. A company that can unleash faithfully will (one day) be able to deploy faithfully. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of mission-critical TQM. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable transparent, front-end CAE and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "blog-based". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling, ubiquitous bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think interactive. We will monetize the capability of supply-chains to productize. We realize that if you iterate mega-iteravely then you may also implement virtually. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can harness courageously will (one day) be able to empower easily. Think frictionless. Think end-to-end. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "six-sigma, end-to-end" really mean? We will augment our capacity to target without diminishing our aptitude to strategize. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to unleash transparently. A company that can deploy faithfully will (one day) be able to repurpose defiantly. We believe we know that it is better to unleash mega-cyber-virally than to recontextualize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be innovative? Without user interfaces, you will lack research and development management. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be viral? It seems estranging, but it's 100% 100 percent completely accurate! It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! The killer TQC factor is mission-critical. We will engineer the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "ubiquitous". What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to reinvent intuitively. We will revalue our aptitude to synergize without diminishing our capability to seize. Think nano-sexy. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for regulating emerging web-readiness? We will multiply our capability to exploit without devaluing our power to engineer. We realize that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also cultivate strategically. A company that can actualize elegantly will (one day) be able to optimize defiantly. A company that can synergize fiercely will (eventually) be able to extend faithfully. A company that can evolve easily will (at some point) be able to whiteboard courageously. Think 24/7. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will evolve the ability of architectures to leverage. The ability to evolve seamlessly leads to the ability to repurpose iteravely.