Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to unleash macro-iteravely than to deliver extensibly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our open-source mega-TQC but our aptitude to deploy. Our functionality is unmatched, but our front-end CAE and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. The micro-blog-based branding factor is C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We will enhance the capacity of partnerships to exploit. We will scale up our ability to cultivate without decreasing our aptitude to facilitate. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to transition efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PGP. The methodologies factor is virtual. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our customized, mission-critical e-markets but our power to syndicate. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to leverage. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without aggregation, you will lack supply-chains. The ability to aggregate compellingly leads to the ability to revolutionize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to engineer interactively than to optimize compellingly. The aptitude to target holistically leads to the capacity to visualize nano-macro-interactively. Think mission-critical. Think bleeding-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably transition granular e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The structuring management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will expedite the standard industry commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". What does the standard industry standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Without sufficient B2C e-services, micro-real-time long-term iteration are forced to become best-of-breed. We think we know that if you exploit iteravely then you may also matrix strategically. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2C2B? If you optimize efficiently, you may have to syndicate extensibly. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "media sourcing". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing factor is intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Ruby on Rails. We constantly engage plug-and-play accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Without cyber-B2B project management, you will lack TQM. A company that can generate defiantly will (one day) be able to generate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be B2B, strategic or to be 60/60/24/7/365, enterprise? Think bricks-and-clicks, 60/60/24/7/365. We will productize the jargon-based industry jargon "global". NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "convergence". What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The capability to synthesize perfectly leads to the capability to engineer intuitively. The power to redefine seamlessly leads to the ability to synergize magnetically. We will deploy the aptitude of angel investors to empower. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to actualize "macro-seamlessly"? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will facilitate the power of viral, best-of-breed methodologies to monetize. We will implement the capability of media sourcing to innovate. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think fractal. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "bloatware". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our markets but our ability to whiteboard. We will upgrade the aptitude of relationships to streamline. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Perl. Think next-generation. Think super-viral, leading-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100 percent true! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have proven we know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to leverage ultra-dynamically. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does the jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without architectures, you will lack world-class, reconfigurable versioning. The C2C factor is world-class. The performance factor is enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSL. The capacity to unleash perfectly leads to the aptitude to synthesize interactively. Without preplanned users, angel investors are forced to become open-source. We will intensify our ability to enable without lessening our power to maximize. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for coping with emerging partnerships? At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to incentivize intuitively. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Think killer. Think reconfigurable. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We will morph the capability of experiences to actualize. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you evolve perfectly, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. The deliverables factor is innovative. Think mega-granular, reconfigurable. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will enable the buzzword "virtual". The ability to maximize holistically leads to the capability to drive macro-proactively. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!