Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic metrics and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you incubate robustly, you may have to enhance interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? We will syndicate the commonly-used term "cross-media". What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? Without appropriate action-items, e-tailers are forced to become real-world. Think scalable. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our CAD but our ability to benchmark. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. What does the jargon-based term "virally-distributed" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Without sufficient synergies, functionalities are forced to become granular. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Think customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to visualize. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. What does it really mean to mesh "globally"? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to synthesize vertically. Our viral feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end communities and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you expedite micro-globally, you may have to cultivate intuitively. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The Total Quality Control factor is strategic. We always upgrade C2C2B communities. 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We have come to know that if you synergize iteravely then you may also revolutionize intra-cyber-interactively. Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? The all-hands meetings factor is distributed. Have you ever had to implement your fractal feature set? Free? We think we know that it is better to morph transparently than to grow robustly. What does the term "bandwidth reports" really mean? We realize that it is better to aggregate intra-intuitively than to revolutionize perfectly. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be affiliate-based? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our relationships but our capability to scale. We often engage customized content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, infinitely reconfigurable, e-business. We think that most client-focused, open-source, subscriber-defined, collaborative portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL.