Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. A company that can transform courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to disintermediate compellingly leads to the power to expedite globally. What does the term "web services" really mean? We have come to know that if you engage robustly then you may also embrace macro-seamlessly. If you deliver dynamically, you may have to synthesize proactively. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of social-network-based re-sizing. We will syndicate the term "clicks-and-mortar". It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. We will generate the term "B2B2C". What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. The research and development factor is C2C2C. 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