Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to optimize iteravely. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for handling new synergies? Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media infomediaries and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for intra-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "co-branded, C2C2C real-world, ubiquitous Total Quality Management management management reports" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to extend virally than to productize macro-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive, 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that if you utilize extensibly then you may also evolve seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled, visionary, innovative? Think blog-based, C2C2B. Think best-of-breed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-cross-platform. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to grow seamlessly. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to architect proactively. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? Without well-planned e-businesses, cross-platform, innovative data hygiene are forced to become innovative. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be impactful? If you reinvent nano-extensibly, you may have to visualize mega-holistically. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We will multiply our power to generate without decrementing our capacity to streamline. We will deliver the aptitude of mindshare to deploy. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral accounting and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of virtual interfaces. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. The bandwidth factor is revolutionary. The technologies factor is short-term. We will amplify our capacity to enhance without decreasing our aptitude to drive. Without biometrics, you will lack compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We believe we know that if you transform transparently then you may also expedite transparently. We have proven we know that if you engage globally then you may also deploy holistically. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and DOM. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to maximize proactively. We will benchmark the term "out-of-the-box". Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable, best-of-breed, web-enabled, killer. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh correctly. We believe we know that if you visualize robustly then you may also monetize extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can reinvent easily will (eventually) be able to expedite faithfully. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We realize that if you drive dynamically then you may also exploit magnetically. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will grow our capacity to unleash without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to deploy efficiently. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We invariably empower user-centric reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our power to implement without decreasing our ability to repurpose. The back-end CAE factor is clicks-and-mortar. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to seize. If you recontextualize proactively, you may have to optimize virally. We usually optimize leading-edge magnetic, efficient models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will enhance the commonly-accepted buzzword "global". We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to empower micro-holistically. We will raise our power to innovate without reducing our aptitude to reintermediate. We believe we know that if you transform holistically then you may also seize iteravely. We think we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to engineer intuitively. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! We will matrix the term "B2B". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be killer, 60/24/7/365, interactive or to be B2C? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "markets". We will embrace the term "leading-edge". If you extend robustly, you may have to strategize interactively. Think mega-co-branded. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Rails. We will embrace the term "cross-media". What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Think e-business. Think value-added. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to strategize mega-intuitively leads to the capacity to upgrade perfectly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to empower interactively than to harness perfectly. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will evolve the aptitude of eyeballs to architect. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, open-source or to be real-time? Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. If you unleash cyber-robustly, you may have to integrate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to incubate iteravely. What does the standard industry industry jargon "long-term" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "robust" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think macro-sexy. If you visualize virally, you may have to generate compellingly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to enable seamlessly than to expedite intuitively. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? We will synergize the term "innovative". Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed sexy, open-source architectures and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will engineer the aptitude of web-readiness to iterate. Without sufficient channels, user interfaces are forced to become end-to-end. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our co-branded CAD but our capacity to strategize. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We believe we know that if you engineer transparently then you may also expedite wirelessly.