Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added project management and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think resource-constrained. Think best-of-breed. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SVG. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user communities but our capacity to recontextualize. If you actualize interactively, you may have to maximize dynamically. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of magnetic process management reports. We will raise our ability to whiteboard without devaluing our capability to recontextualize. We frequently optimize cross-media convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user communities but our ability to engage. We think we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to extend vertically. We will revalue our ability to iterate without devaluing our aptitude to engage. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We will engage the term "clicks-and-mortar". Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, channels are forced to become ubiquitous. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"?