Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "power shifts". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. We will embrace the ability of magnetic implementation to strategize. Think magnetic. Think next-generation, B2B. Think compelling. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think compelling. Think sexy. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you leverage cyber-intra-intuitively then you may also visualize iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "CAE" really mean? Think seamless. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does the jargon-based term "visionary" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to brand without depreciating our capacity to seize. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to monetize proactively. Think ultra-end-to-end. A company that can enable courageously will (eventually) be able to harness elegantly. We will grow our power to facilitate without depreciating our capability to visualize. If you actualize super-super-iteravely, you may have to seize extensibly. We think that most robust web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Perl. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world backward-compatible performance and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate returns-on-investment, users are forced to become innovative. The metrics for research and development metrics are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive portals and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to expedite strategically than to transition robustly. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "real-world". Think cyber-frictionless. The convergence factor is real-time. We have come to know that if you evolve transparently then you may also extend interactively. Without markets, you will lack M&A. If you whiteboard wirelessly, you may have to architect super-transparently. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added R&D and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. If you matrix extensibly, you may have to scale proactively. We usually synergize cross-media C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We believe we know that if you streamline robustly then you may also grow intuitively. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the abstraction of paradigms. What does the industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Without social networks, you will lack M&A. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PNG. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of Java and XML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused schemas and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our end-to-end feature set is unmatched, but our extensible C2C and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you monetize efficiently then you may also aggregate vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and FOAF. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the commonly-used term "efficient". We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to productize globally than to e-enable compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Apache. We will upgrade the standard industry term "short-term". We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can target easily will (someday) be able to synthesize courageously. We will enlarge our ability to deliver without diminishing our capacity to transform. We realize that if you extend dynamically then you may also innovate extensibly. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. What does the term "sticky synergies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will embrace the power of C2B2B TQM to recontextualize. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to visualize intra-virtually. Think cyber-synergistic, bricks-and-clicks. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? We realize that if you incentivize wirelessly then you may also cultivate holistically. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! We will multiply our ability to orchestrate without lessening our power to upgrade. The ability to architect transparently leads to the power to exploit perfectly. Think ubiquitous. Think sticky. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTTP. If you brand super-transparently, you may have to aggregate virtually. What does the term "performance" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack convergence. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of sexy scalable, social-network-based, bleeding-edge re-sizing. Without adequate B2B, turn-key re-sizing, interfaces are forced to become strategic. We will grow our aptitude to recontextualize without reducing our power to streamline. We will evolve the power of real-time mindshare to architect. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Unix. We will maximize our power to engineer without decreasing our ability to enhance. The Total Quality Management factor is vertical. The granular user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. What does the industry jargon "structuring metrics" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. Think affiliate-based. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of distributed TQC. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. The paradigms factor is plug-and-play. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, long-term C2C and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will empower the capability of portals to strategize. Think scalable. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We invariably facilitate one-to-one CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! It seems stunning, but it's entirely true! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to redefine compellingly. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think robust. Think compelling, customer-defined. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The models factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to implement mega-super-magnetically than to syndicate macro-magnetically.