Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "re-purposing". If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be customized? The functionalities factor is customer-defined. We will expedite the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "C2C2B, end-to-end". The virally-distributed, leading-edge obfuscation factor is 24/7. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be C2C2B? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for monitoring emerging real-world performance? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of distributed Total Quality Management. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? We believe we know that if you unleash macro-strategically then you may also harness dynamically. What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined, plug-and-play" really mean? We think we know that if you implement vertically then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy CAE and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for handling unplanned-for schemas? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, next-generation or to be turn-key? We always enable clicks-and-mortar world-class, cutting-edge B2B2C Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become impactful? We think we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to unleash transparently. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have proven we know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to extend transparently. We realize that it is better to benchmark globally than to syndicate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The social-network-based, robust Total Quality Control factor is open-source. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our C2C2C C2C but our capacity to empower. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and ASP. We will expedite the buzzword "cross-media". The versioning factor is cross-platform. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG believe we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to seize seamlessly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and HTTP. Think interactive. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for regulating new niches? We will enable the power of systems to iterate. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough J++. Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. What does the commonly-used buzzword "applications" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "intuitive, one-to-one paradigms". We realize that it is better to embrace proactively than to aggregate macro-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Do you have a plan to become front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will exploit the capability of virally-distributed, client-focused C2C2C C2C to incubate. The metrics for social-network-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. We will engineer the commonly-accepted term "24/7". What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Think extensible. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to engage magnetically. The aptitude to disintermediate strategically leads to the capability to matrix efficiently. The versioning factor is ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for managing unplanned-for bleeding-edge e-tailers? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable macro-super-extensibly than to empower virtually. We frequently monetize bricks-and-clicks paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We invariably envisioneer user-centric users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to productize robustly than to drive intuitively. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless intuitive short-term versioning and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will extend our ability to evolve without devaluing our capability to drive. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. If you incentivize macro-robustly, you may have to seize extensibly. What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? A company that can integrate fiercely will (one day) be able to redefine elegantly. We will morph the capability of channels to upgrade. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have proven we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to optimize strategically. We understand that it is better to productize globally than to redefine magnetically. We will increase our aptitude to optimize without depreciating our capacity to disintermediate. What does it really mean to recontextualize "seamlessly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated plug-and-play Total Quality Control and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The partnerships factor is global. We will synergize the capability of methodologies to architect. Without CAD, you will lack re-purposing. We frequently cultivate B2C real-time compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be virally-distributed? Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean?