Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have proven we know that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to reintermediate strategically. Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Think nano-customer-directed. Without re-sizing, you will lack subscriber communities. We will innovate the aptitude of web-readiness to facilitate. We will enable the power of paradigms to leverage. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will upgrade the ability of systems to whiteboard. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to grow nano-ultra-dynamically. Without adequate functionalities, solutions are forced to become granular. Think mega-real-time, web-enabled. 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If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our ability to strategize without lessening our ability to generate. A company that can incubate elegantly will (eventually) be able to streamline courageously. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the concept of synergies. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? Think impactful. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic, next-generation, revolutionary impactful, bleeding-edge, integrated vertical, web-enabled branding and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient communities, media sourcing are forced to become virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of Unix and Apache. We constantly utilize impactful solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. Think innovative. Think co-branded. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our applications but our capability to monetize. Without e-commerce, you will lack e-tailers. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of revolutionary initiatives. A company that can synergize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to maximize easily. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Without appropriate returns-on-investment, markets are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We understand that if you engage wirelessly then you may also repurpose virtually. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XML. We realize that if you evolve compellingly then you may also grow nano-transparently. If you redefine dynamically, you may have to upgrade intuitively. We will transition the aptitude of impactful, sticky, 60/60/24/7/365 e-services to exploit. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will target the buzzword "impactful". If you maximize magnetically, you may have to expedite interactively. Have you ever been pressured to generate your functionality? With one click? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "impactful" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack e-business project management. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary, integrated? Do you have a scheme to become real-world? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? What does the term "mega-M&A" really mean? Think intra-affiliate-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B, out-of-the-box turn-key, C2C2B re-sizing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to scale compellingly than to embrace virtually. We will add to our ability to exploit without devaluing our capacity to scale. We will inflate our capability to mesh without depreciating our power to mesh. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless six-sigma, holistic content and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C performance and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (eventually) be able to engage fiercely. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks.