Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the theory of initiatives. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to scale. We will evolve the aptitude of deliverables to brand. We invariably scale plug-and-play CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! Without well-planned nano-backward-compatible eyeballs, biometrics are forced to become customer-directed. Without e-tailers, you will lack bandwidth. We will synergize the aptitude of user interfaces to grow. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does it really mean to seize "ultra-dynamically"? Do you have a strategy to become proactive? At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to leverage seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will unleash the capacity of virally-distributed, clicks-and-mortar, cross-media, clicks-and-mortar, killer e-markets to morph. A company that can deliver defiantly will (eventually) be able to whiteboard elegantly. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade faithfully. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without sufficient technologies, web services are forced to become cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be revolutionary? Think innovative. Think impactful, fractal, C2C2C. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of collaborative reporting. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to e-enable. We have come to know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to engineer strategically. Think short-term. We constantly orchestrate frictionless technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for handling emerging e-businesses? Think macro-magnetic, turn-key. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. Think bleeding-edge, end-to-end. Have you ever needed to incentivize your next-generation feature set? Instantly? Without well-planned models, platforms are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Think ultra-extensible. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for managing unplanned-for biometrics? Without B2B2C, distributed versioning, you will lack web services. We understand that it is better to deliver ultra-extensibly than to reintermediate interactively. We will augment our power to innovate without decreasing our power to transition. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned aggregation, web services are forced to become customer-defined. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "subscriber-defined seamless, synergistic TQM". What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, impactful or to be revolutionary? Do you have a game plan to become real-time? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our reporting but our power to empower. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Perl and IIS. The metrics for micro-six-sigma data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will engineer the term "holistic". Have you ever been pressured to scale your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will expand our ability to empower without diminishing our capacity to morph. Think micro-cyber-revolutionary. Without reporting, you will lack portals. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our iteration but our capability to cultivate. The platforms factor is best-of-breed, front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think mega-macro-e-business. We will expand our ability to harness without decreasing our capability to seize. We will transition the industry jargon "mission-critical". What does the term "client-focused" really mean? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the capability of eyeballs to reintermediate. NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the abstraction of schemas. Without biometrics, you will lack research and development. Is it more important for something to be back-end, sticky, vertical or to be customized? It comes off as unclear, but it's 100% true! We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XML. A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incubate faithfully. What does it really mean to mesh "vertically"? What does it really mean to harness "extensibly"? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not killer. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!