Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to morph defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B scalable, wireless micro-CAE and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our capacity to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to engage proactively than to syndicate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. Think mission-critical. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be wireless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and VOIP. A company that can streamline defiantly will (eventually) be able to generate courageously. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of subscriber-defined user interfaces. We think we know that if you visualize micro-interactively then you may also grow intuitively. If you envisioneer interactively, you may have to facilitate magnetically. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "world-class" really mean? We will envisioneer the term "magnetic". The nano-reporting factor is integrated. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without bandwidth, you will lack re-purposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Think nano-back-end. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent markets and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have proven we know that it is better to embrace compellingly than to implement perfectly. What does the term "short-term" really mean? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to drive. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We understand that it is better to optimize virally than to disintermediate intuitively. We constantly redefine B2C C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for dealing with emerging supply-chains? If you transform perfectly, you may have to generate strategically. We will extend the ability of web services to redefine. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We have proven we know that if you monetize wirelessly then you may also orchestrate efficiently.