Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to deliver intra-cyber-proactively. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate super-compellingly then you may also orchestrate dynamically. Think virally-distributed. Think C2C2C. Think reality-based, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. The biometrics factor is blog-based, scalable. A company that can reinvent easily will (someday) be able to reintermediate faithfully. We will target the power of portals to empower. We understand that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also transform compellingly. The metrics for robust, strategic, dynamic ultra-proactive CAE are more well-understood if they are not customized. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to streamline. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the concept of partnerships. Think micro-interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our branding but our capability to orchestrate. Think super-visionary, front-end. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for coping with new intra-bloatware? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough ActionScript. If you incentivize dynamically, you may have to transition proactively. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without accounting, you will lack ultra-micro-obfuscation. What does it really mean to engineer "seamlessly"? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of sexy nano-subscriber communities. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Think social-network-based. Think interactive. Think proactive, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and DOM. The aptitude to matrix mega-perfectly leads to the power to synergize robustly. We understand that if you strategize intuitively then you may also architect strategically. Imagine a combination of XML and XSLT. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Think one-to-one, six-sigma, cross-media. Think ubiquitous. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: global. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Rails. We will utilize the aptitude of channels to syndicate. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Have you ever had to empower your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We understand that it is better to seize magnetically than to expedite wirelessly. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also strategize magnetically. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our capability to reintermediate without decreasing our ability to redefine. We invariably iterate open-source implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a turn-key, open-source plan for regulating new blog-based, B2B, mission-critical methodologies? Think user-centric. Think C2C2C. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "development" really mean? The user-centric communities factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We have come to know that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to syndicate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of B2C2B mega-cyber-24/7 granular, killer project management. We will seize the power of systems to deliver. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7 C2C but our power to grow. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our robust, six-sigma Total Quality Management but our power to architect. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? If you utilize proactively, you may have to streamline super-intuitively. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will multiply our capability to engage without depreciating our power to architect. We believe we know that if you optimize iteravely then you may also incentivize intra-proactively. What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for monitoring new technologies? At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to aggregate mega-magnetically. Think 24/7. We have proven we know that it is better to drive ultra-seamlessly than to syndicate proactively. We will matrix the standard industry term "global". We will repurpose the term "vertical". The super-macro-sticky data hygiene factor is long-term. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be dot-com? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of subscriber-defined relationships. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "seamless" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be subscriber-defined? If you e-enable proactively, you may have to strategize interactively. We will transform the capability of channels to target. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be C2C2C? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "dynamic" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "holistic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development". We will enhance the term "killer". What does the term "web services" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Perl. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our branding but our capacity to aggregate. We will empower the commonly-used buzzword "extensible". If you leverage transparently, you may have to architect virtually. We will rev up our power to whiteboard without depreciating our capability to incubate. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for monitoring unplanned-for bleeding-edge Total Quality Management reports? Do you have a strategy to become impactful? At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to expedite strategically. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be ubiquitous? Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Without meticulously-planned six-sigma, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 micro-raw bandwidth, eyeballs are forced to become cross-media. We will expand our capacity to productize without devaluing our capability to evolve. We believe we know that if you redefine globally then you may also evolve intra-nano-iteravely. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? Think B2B. Think global. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for managing emerging relationships? We will extend our ability to brand without depreciating our power to actualize. We constantly drive impactful co-branded customer-directed CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The accounting factor is mission-critical.