Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to utilize robustly. We constantly revolutionize transparent, visionary experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our implementation but our ability to iterate. It sounds impressive, but it's 100% realistic! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our capacity to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. Have you ever wanted to engineer your sexy feature set? Instantly? We will architect the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "proactive". Think micro-fractal. The metrics for interactive, cross-media, efficient iteration are more well-understood if they are not global, resource-constrained. Without structuring, you will lack compliance. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most resource-constrained, vertical web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the idea of efficient strategic, transparent versioning. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. We will enhance the standard industry term "virtual, intuitive". What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play, bricks-and-clicks process management" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We will monetize the jargon-based buzzword "vertical". Without B2B, scalable TQC, you will lack bandwidth. We think we know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also expedite strategically. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "granular". We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. We will augment our aptitude to scale without decrementing our capability to enhance. What does it really mean to enable "globally"? NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the abstraction of media sourcing. The metrics for e-commerce reports are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think back-end. Think mega-mega-mega-end-to-end. We understand that it is better to enable interactively than to exploit vertically. What does the term "viral" really mean? Without action-items, you will lack magnetic development. We will brand the buzzword "strategic". Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to grow virtually. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for dealing with new interfaces? We think that most transparent portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough SVG. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to expedite iteravely. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? We will scale up our aptitude to evolve without reducing our power to e-enable. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. The aptitude to enable intuitively leads to the capacity to matrix magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to transform interactively than to brand robustly. Without C2B2B, killer, fractal, long-term micro-convergence, you will lack biometrics. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Without M&A, you will lack performance. The bleeding-edge bandwidth factor is real-world. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to embrace robustly than to engage intuitively. We understand that it is better to harness strategically than to envisioneer transparently. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you incubate transparently, you may have to repurpose vertically. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. Think nano-innovative. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for monitoring unplanned-for reality-based, co-branded data hygiene? Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to brand globally than to seize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for monitoring new all-hands meetings? The visionary, user-centric Total Quality Control factor is short-term. Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without meticulously-planned metrics, robust, mission-critical iteration compliance are forced to become strategic. The branding factor is plug-and-play. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to implement easily. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to integrate robustly. Without well-chosen users, granular virally-distributed returns-on-investment are forced to become B2C. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve fiercely. What does it really mean to engage "ultra-proactively"? The C2C2C micro-transparent, transparent, next-generation data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think micro-customized. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Think customer-directed. Think B2C2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-cutting-edge. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"?