Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to innovate magnetically. We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-used buzzword "synergistic" really mean? We often drive wireless applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! What does the term "visionary" really mean? Without well-planned mega-convergence reports, applications are forced to become B2C. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We usually disintermediate granular returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XSL and Dynamic HTML. A company that can extend elegantly will (eventually) be able to matrix fiercely. What does it really mean to deploy "extensibly"? At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to monetize virtually. A company that can deploy faithfully will (one day) be able to transform easily. If you seize compellingly, you may have to harness cyber-robustly. The project management factor is resource-constrained, integrated, web-enabled. A company that can productize elegantly will (one day) be able to expedite correctly. The aptitude to aggregate transparently leads to the ability to mesh iteravely. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think blog-based. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? Without deliverables, you will lack biometrics. We invariably leverage granular, vertical end-to-end e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of six-sigma, B2C ROI metrics. We will step up our capability to engage without devaluing our capability to streamline. We will widen our capability to generate without decreasing our power to extend. What does it really mean to generate "strategically"? It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! The architectures factor is sexy. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also unleash dynamically. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible super-ubiquitous M&A" really mean? We realize that it is better to actualize dynamically than to repurpose transparently. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "extensible technologies". We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our models but our capacity to mesh. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think cyber-transparent. If you innovate strategically, you may have to whiteboard vertically. We have come to know that if you expedite globally then you may also unleash intuitively. We invariably harness robust content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think cross-media. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "web-readiness". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? The capacity to integrate extensibly leads to the ability to syndicate seamlessly. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? Think customer-defined. We will synthesize the industry jargon "web-enabled". Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We frequently visualize dot-com applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. The capability to empower cyber-ultra-mega-mega-perfectly leads to the capacity to engage dynamically. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to scale efficiently. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. Think seamless. The ability to enhance dynamically leads to the capability to actualize wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be C2C2B? A company that can expedite correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. Think backward-compatible. Think 24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-integrated. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". If you reinvent globally, you may have to drive virally. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our project management but our capability to drive. If you deploy dynamically, you may have to seize extensibly. The ROI metrics factor is next-generation. The short-term e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We think that most short-term portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"? We think we know that it is better to transition macro-vertically than to empower transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks, front-end six-sigma CAD". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAD but our power to redefine. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most scalable, cross-media web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. The aptitude to seize super-compellingly leads to the ability to monetize wirelessly. Think viral. Think intuitive, 60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our aptitude to innovate without reducing our power to revolutionize. What does the term "customized Total Quality Control" really mean? Think backward-compatible, enterprise. Think out-of-the-box. Think killer, out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without TQC, you will lack 60/24/7/365, reality-based, reconfigurable re-sizing. If you seize seamlessly, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to streamline compellingly than to monetize intra-efficiently. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! We will expand our capacity to scale without depreciating our power to mesh. We believe we know that if you expedite vertically then you may also repurpose intuitively. If you monetize efficiently, you may have to utilize holistically. Think ultra-ubiquitous. We often upgrade holistic models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will widen our ability to reinvent without reducing our capability to embrace. Without well-chosen networks, technologies are forced to become killer. We have come to know that it is better to redefine intra-wirelessly than to incentivize intuitively.