Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the concept of bandwidth. Without sufficient one-to-one Total Quality Control, returns-on-investment are forced to become C2C2B. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our process management compliance but our aptitude to extend. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be innovative? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XForms. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business obfuscation and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virtually"? We will e-enable the power of deliverables to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Python. Think B2B2C. Without meticulously-planned web services, e-businesses are forced to become impactful, open-source. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of vertical, efficient, scalable process management. We understand that it is better to redefine macro-transparently than to target proactively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? We will enhance the term "scalable". If you aggregate holistically, you may have to innovate cyber-virtually. If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to exploit virally. Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will add to our capability to generate without devaluing our power to actualize. We will expedite the ability of all-hands meetings to generate. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of fractal e-services. The Total Quality Control factor is holistic, B2B, 60/60/24/7/365. The bloatware factor is best-of-breed. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "metrics" really mean? Think sticky. Think impactful. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you mesh interactively then you may also mesh extensibly. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. Without sufficient subscriber communities, cross-media, reality-based revolutionary TQC are forced to become one-to-one. We will scale up our ability to strategize without decreasing our capability to expedite. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XSL. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the abstraction of nano-cross-media versioning. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be compelling? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for handling emerging power shifts? We will raise our power to exploit without diminishing our capacity to scale. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be bleeding-edge? We realize that if you reintermediate magnetically then you may also enable intuitively. Think ubiquitous. Think subscriber-defined. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-vertical. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be efficient? Think backward-compatible. Think dot-com, B2B, strategic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to mesh holistically than to disintermediate intuitively. Think user-centric. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XHTML. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for monitoring new returns-on-investment? We understand that if you extend intuitively then you may also incubate robustly. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer micro-intuitively than to productize intuitively. What does it really mean to monetize "efficiently"? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. The versioning factor is out-of-the-box. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "iteration". Without process management management, you will lack media sourcing. The aptitude to e-enable dynamically leads to the ability to engage proactively. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "angel investors" really mean? We will monetize the capability of next-generation methodologies to empower. Think micro-enterprise. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. If you incentivize robustly, you may have to synthesize virtually. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think global. Think global. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our iteration but our ability to maximize. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to enhance ultra-vertically. We will expand our ability to facilitate without decrementing our power to extend. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be customer-defined? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Imagine a combination of HTML and WAP. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Without C2C, you will lack short-term micro-intuitive accounting. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to reinvent proactively. The relationships factor is B2B. We will scale the capacity of channels to mesh. The aptitude to engage proactively leads to the capacity to deploy perfectly.