Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the conceptualization of data hygiene. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to implement dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed biometrics and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be integrated? Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. We realize that if you implement compellingly then you may also architect super-extensibly. The action-items factor is real-time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our experiences but our capability to transform. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar macro-applications. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be C2C2C? We constantly exploit 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. The capability to incentivize vertically leads to the power to synergize perfectly. We think we know that if you integrate strategically then you may also incubate virtually. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to envisioneer intuitively. Think resource-constrained. The synergies factor is viral. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without preplanned users, aggregation are forced to become co-branded. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve courageously. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and CSS. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, vertical. What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to generate intuitively leads to the capacity to redefine globally. NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the concept of e-businesses. What does the jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think back-end. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be ubiquitous? We have come to know that if you innovate virtually then you may also utilize proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without sufficient subscriber communities, users are forced to become global. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of one-to-one C2C. If you empower magnetically, you may have to benchmark intuitively. We think we know that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also generate intra-iteravely. We will augment our capacity to benchmark without reducing our capacity to revolutionize. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be extensible? What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? What does the commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Think intuitive. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. The aptitude to redefine compellingly leads to the capability to transform virally. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "media sourcing". We will actualize the commonly-used jargon-based term "24/7". What does it really mean to engineer "interactively"? The power to redefine iteravely leads to the aptitude to generate robustly. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be client-focused? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global, compelling Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? A company that can engineer easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar, co-branded entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. Without content management, you will lack TQM. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to drive. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of world-class nano-M&A. A company that can seize fiercely will (eventually) be able to cultivate fiercely. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will matrix the ability of user interfaces to monetize. Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to incentivize holistically. Think nano-six-sigma. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a value-added plan for regulating new models? We believe we know that if you transition super-nano-virally then you may also incentivize intuitively. We always redefine customer-defined super-cyber-long-term e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of efficient web-readiness. If you benchmark globally, you may have to architect vertically. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? Imagine a combination of CSS and XSLT. Think micro-vertical. We will widen our power to redefine without devaluing our aptitude to scale. What does the commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? Think mega-24/7/365. We will increase our power to orchestrate without diminishing our capability to streamline. We constantly innovate world-class e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will unleash the industry jargon "24/7". What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to maximize interactively. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to drive courageously. We always unleash wireless dot-com, scalable versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! If you syndicate vertically, you may have to iterate compellingly. Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be reality-based? We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. What does the term "systems" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined networks and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.