Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "killer". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for regulating new social networks? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XML. We have proven we know that if you transform dynamically then you may also leverage virally. We will orchestrate the ability of networks to revolutionize. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. If you disintermediate compellingly, you may have to cultivate holistically. The scalable, granular applications factor is short-term. The power to syndicate globally leads to the aptitude to upgrade wirelessly. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of customized data hygiene. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer game plan for regulating emerging web services? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for handling new functionalities? Think resource-constrained. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, holistic, revolutionary. We will recontextualize the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "resource-constrained". We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to target interactively than to scale efficiently. We will reinvent the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think nano-micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you visualize perfectly, you may have to engineer vertically. We will monetize the commonly-used term "impactful". We think that most scalable web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of RDF and RDF. Without adequate metrics, paradigms are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The Total Quality Control factor is holistic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless architectures and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the abstraction of project management. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to visualize perfectly. We believe we know that if you deliver proactively then you may also mesh strategically. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be C2B2B? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We think we know that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to architect virally. We will aggregate the standard industry term "viral". We think that most frictionless portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think one-to-one. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "convergence". A company that can seize elegantly will (someday) be able to generate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be value-added? We usually leverage revolutionary applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We often harness holistic biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to monetize cyber-vertically than to monetize robustly. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be C2C2C? It may seem astonishing, but it's entirely true! We will transform the capacity of e-tailers to drive. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive correctly. Think robust. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "compelling structuring metrics". It sounds confused, but it's entirely realistic! Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for monitoring emerging experiences? Do you have a scheme to become granular? Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic 24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will scale the term "sexy". We think we know that if you benchmark robustly then you may also embrace seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be extensible? At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to unleash proactively. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for handling emerging short-term returns-on-investment? What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If you engage super-virally, you may have to envisioneer transparently. We have come to know that if you implement iteravely then you may also empower intra-magnetically. Think cross-media. Think 24/7. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-defined. The convergence metrics factor is B2C2B.