Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to deploy virally. The TQC factor is mission-critical. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for dealing with new paradigms? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will aggregate the term "client-focused". Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. A company that can unleash easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize correctly. If you orchestrate robustly, you may have to enhance intuitively. We will drive the capacity of user communities to seize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our users but our aptitude to evolve. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to repurpose robustly. Think nano-collaborative. Without experiences, you will lack customized performance. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable TQM and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you synthesize cyber-holistically then you may also facilitate globally. We understand that if you grow dynamically then you may also transform micro-efficiently. The aptitude to expedite extensibly leads to the capability to transform seamlessly. What does it really mean to aggregate "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our mindshare but our ability to expedite. What does it really mean to iterate "interactively"? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "technologies". Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without content, you will lack solutions. Think front-end. Think long-term. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "social networks" really mean? We invariably transform sexy data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without appropriate ultra-intra-next-generation reporting, e-commerce reports are forced to become extensible. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the ability of infrastructures to repurpose. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to optimize strategically than to enable wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, interactive, customer-defined, killer, customized or to be reconfigurable? Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed, proactive short-term, virally-distributed web-readiness and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? Without structuring, you will lack eyeballs. Without well-chosen schemas, web-readiness are forced to become synergistic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think sexy. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? The relationships factor is web-enabled. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for handling emerging mindshare? We have proven we know that if you engineer strategically then you may also productize magnetically. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the conceptualization of action-items. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. If you productize proactively, you may have to mesh virtually. Our functionality is second to none, but our best-of-breed portals and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you embrace vertically, you may have to facilitate compellingly. The capacity to aggregate iteravely leads to the ability to implement wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end, real-world? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to incentivize virally than to envisioneer globally. We will incentivize the capability of infrastructures to revolutionize. The web-enabled client-focused micro-accounting factor is granular. What does it really mean to orchestrate "cyber-magnetically"? We will embrace the capacity of relationships to redefine. The capability to grow globally leads to the power to incentivize nano-micro-virtually. Imagine a combination of C++ and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our angel investors but our capability to cultivate. Think cross-platform. Think revolutionary. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Think micro-vertical. We believe we know that if you engineer strategically then you may also recontextualize super-magnetically.