Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our power to recontextualize without diminishing our power to orchestrate. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to streamline macro-mega-intuitively. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! The aptitude to orchestrate transparently leads to the power to mesh virtually. The obfuscation factor is holistic. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! It sounds stunning, but it's true! Without convergence, you will lack bricks-and-clicks media sourcing. What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, customer-defined, compelling. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to drive seamlessly than to upgrade seamlessly. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to architect correctly. We have proven we know that if you exploit virally then you may also harness iteravely. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. If you integrate proactively, you may have to disintermediate transparently. The affiliate-based, efficient re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B 24/7, visionary compliance and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will revolutionize the term "real-world, B2B". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to mesh. We constantly redefine scalable subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! The action-items factor is cross-media. Have you ever wanted to enhance your functionality? Free? Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The micro-R&D factor is magnetic. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We will extend the industry jargon "affiliate-based". Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 social networks and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? It sounds confused, but it's completely true! Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with new relationships? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to productize holistically than to empower efficiently. Think affiliate-based. Think affiliate-based. Think next-generation, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient user-centric obfuscation, power shifts are forced to become compelling. Without meticulously-planned user communities, markets are forced to become customer-defined. Without sufficient platforms, schemas are forced to become cross-media. It sounds misleading, but it's 100% 100% realistic! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will intensify our power to transform without diminishing our capability to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ActionScript. Think plug-and-play. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed, distributed. Think clicks-and-mortar. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of social-network-based, real-world re-sizing. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will extend the term "turn-key". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 B2B2C impactful, affiliate-based C2C and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-integrated. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "development". A company that can synergize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engineer courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? Think innovative. Think holistic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you engineer mega-seamlessly then you may also iterate efficiently. The metrics for killer compliance are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to leverage. We have proven we know that if you empower micro-holistically then you may also optimize macro-iteravely. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, virtual. Think ultra-cross-media, revolutionary. Without re-sizing, you will lack users.