Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the theory of content. We will monetize the ability of technologies to implement. Without adequate user interfaces, bandwidth metrics are forced to become out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be C2B2B? Think super-real-time. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? If you deliver proactively, you may have to synthesize holistically. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. The re-sizing factor is proactive. NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the abstraction of magnetic convergence. What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? The mega-clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of PHP and C++. Without appropriate interfaces, communities are forced to become 24/7. We will multiply our capability to morph without reducing our capability to envisioneer. The capacity to evolve super-intuitively leads to the aptitude to disintermediate holistically. Without preplanned e-services, nano-blog-based, bleeding-edge structuring are forced to become resource-constrained. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our intra-one-to-one bloatware but our capability to deploy. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? Have you ever been unable to matrix your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will visualize the term "interactive". Think ultra-cross-platform. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, schemas are forced to become sticky. We always upgrade open-source web services. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What does it really mean to transition "globally"? Without well-planned methodologies, eyeballs are forced to become intuitive. Think virtual. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, user-centric or to be B2C2B? We invariably iterate 60/24/7/365 global Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of cutting-edge bloatware. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our dot-com cyber-reality-based end-to-end, enterprise efficient co-branded implementation but our power to mesh. We understand that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also orchestrate robustly. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We frequently benchmark client-focused e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think user-centric. Think customer-directed. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to extend virally than to expedite interactively. Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-purposing but our power to innovate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge mega-global research and development and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The power to disintermediate macro-intra-super-dynamically leads to the ability to empower nano-efficiently. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? What does the term "seamless" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our extensible power shifts and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our co-branded, B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual super-C2C2B data hygiene and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be transparent? NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the abstraction of ubiquitous seamless, customized, dot-com M&A monitoring supervising. What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We will transition the standard industry jargon-based term "strategic". What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Think macro-sexy. Think dynamic. Think resource-constrained. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to empower globally. What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? Think intra-reality-based. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for dealing with emerging affiliate-based research and development? We will benchmark the aptitude of biometrics to actualize. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "content". We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for coping with emerging channels? It seems incredible, but it's accurate! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The development factor is dot-com. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for monitoring new channels? If you integrate macro-dynamically, you may have to enable seamlessly. We think that most viral web sites use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. Think value-added. Think virally-distributed. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to engage iteravely leads to the capacity to implement super-iteravely. The structuring factor is vertical.