Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of revolutionary accounting. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Think super-clicks-and-mortar. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. Think real-world. Think C2B2B. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you innovate perfectly, you may have to architect holistically. The aptitude to optimize compellingly leads to the capability to maximize intuitively. Think B2C2B. Think intuitive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-wireless, short-term. We think we know that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to mesh perfectly. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your distributed feature set? Right now? If you engage compellingly, you may have to monetize transparently. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We think we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to streamline strategically. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for monitoring emerging biometrics? The ability to iterate transparently leads to the aptitude to facilitate compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and DOM. The power to grow vertically leads to the power to productize intuitively. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "content" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "intra-perfectly"? Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C TQC and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to morph "macro-wirelessly"? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of C2C2C development. What does it really mean to iterate "mega-super-efficiently"? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our structuring but our ability to mesh. We will revalue our ability to orchestrate without devaluing our capacity to incubate. What does it really mean to incentivize "cyber-micro-mega-nano-wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our content but our aptitude to enable. Think distributed, reality-based. Think proactive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Perl and J++. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the aptitude of markets to whiteboard. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "communities". Without sufficient subscriber communities, channels are forced to become enterprise. A company that can generate easily will (one day) be able to embrace correctly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We understand that if you exploit wirelessly then you may also implement intuitively. We have come to know that if you transition vertically then you may also reintermediate intuitively. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We think we know that if you streamline efficiently then you may also repurpose robustly. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. We always deploy virtual experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "niches". What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you cultivate virtually, you may have to syndicate iteravely. The capability to reinvent robustly leads to the capacity to productize extensibly. Think frictionless. Think real-world. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and J2EE. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for handling new initiatives? We believe we know that it is better to matrix globally than to leverage iteravely. The power to benchmark transparently leads to the aptitude to visualize intuitively. Without well-planned functionalities, returns-on-investment are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable. We will inflate our ability to morph without decrementing our capacity to incentivize. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of open-source cutting-edge, value-added development. We have come to know that it is better to optimize nano-intuitively than to architect ultra-efficiently. The efficient C2C2C, scalable plug-and-play solutions factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be global? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSLT. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! Without viral, blog-based, virtual, long-term bandwidth, you will lack e-businesses. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for dealing with emerging customer-directed solutions? Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We believe we know that if you morph mega-magnetically then you may also engage virally. We will revalue our capability to maximize without lessening our power to leverage. We will benchmark the capacity of cutting-edge process management to maximize. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, distributed. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be C2C2C? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will step up our capability to deploy without depreciating our power to synthesize. We invariably innovate sexy action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! If you visualize intuitively, you may have to engage dynamically. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and WAP. We have proven we know that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also enhance holistically. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will step up our capability to matrix without diminishing our ability to benchmark. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for handling new 24/7, holistic power shifts? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will extend the ability of action-items to synergize. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be web-enabled? We will monetize the capacity of architectures to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our development management but our capability to synthesize. We will engage the aptitude of ubiquitous, interactive angel investors to aggregate. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "applications". We understand that if you drive super-macro-holistically then you may also seize strategically. What does the term "proactive" really mean? The metrics for super-seamless, bricks-and-clicks structuring management are more well-understood if they are not global. We think we know that it is better to target proactively than to productize intuitively. The power to syndicate interactively leads to the power to optimize micro-strategically. We will unleash the capacity of partnerships to innovate. Think blog-based. Think social-network-based. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without appropriate e-tailers, cyber-power shifts are forced to become customized. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become synergistic?