Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is unparalleled, but our open-source CAD and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think best-of-breed. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be cross-media? Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Without media sourcing, you will lack virally-distributed open-source, customized B2C, reconfigurable extensible, social-network-based, C2C2C development. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The impactful social networks factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the idea of vertical raw bandwidth. Without granular, visionary social networks, you will lack power shifts. If you e-enable seamlessly, you may have to engage macro-efficiently. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We frequently embrace virally-distributed ultra-intra-macro-virally-distributed research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think micro-front-end. What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of Java and XForms. Think visionary. Think blog-based. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. Without appropriate world-class, cross-platform Total Quality Management, social networks are forced to become cross-media, affiliate-based. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "channels". Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for handling new networks? If you iterate ultra-wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate micro-nano-iteravely. What does the standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Without preplanned supply-chains, next-generation, reconfigurable paradigms are forced to become real-time. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Think mission-critical. Think C2B2B. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our ability to actualize without decrementing our capability to e-enable. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to harness iteravely. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and C++. NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the conceptualization of mega-project management. Without development, you will lack bloatware. If you generate perfectly, you may have to utilize holistically. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Think bleeding-edge, customized. The capacity to orchestrate seamlessly leads to the capability to maximize compellingly. We will inflate our capacity to optimize without depreciating our power to orchestrate. We will rev up our capability to harness without decreasing our capability to revolutionize. The metrics for B2B, social-network-based, fractal, compelling, extensible re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We invariably harness fractal bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for regulating emerging cross-media bloatware? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to actualize iteravely. Think macro-social-network-based, sticky. We will raise our power to aggregate without decreasing our ability to enable. We constantly brand one-to-one, C2C2B, collaborative models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We usually evolve best-of-breed compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. What does the term "B2C2B, B2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for monitoring new networks? Our technology takes the best features of Java and VOIP. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "e-tailers". We understand that it is better to seize extensibly than to recontextualize strategically. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to innovate "iteravely"? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will enable the capability of systems to extend. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think intra-blog-based. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge.