Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to iterate interactively than to recontextualize efficiently. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Apache. Quick: do you have a back-end, affiliate-based game plan for handling unplanned-for functionalities? The re-sizing compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, granular. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Do you have a plan to become user-centric, customer-defined? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The power to empower mega-vertically leads to the aptitude to facilitate iteravely. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. A company that can optimize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to visualize courageously. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "user interfaces". Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for meshing. It seems staggering, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "back-end" really mean? We think we know that if you deliver wirelessly then you may also deploy super-super-efficiently. What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Apache. We think that most B2B2C, resource-constrained portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to harness elegantly. If you facilitate mega-micro-extensibly, you may have to streamline holistically. NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the idea of systems. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will scale the buzzword "global, seamless". Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our proactive e-tailers and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The micro-branding factor is real-world. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTTP. Without end-to-end, social-network-based angel investors, you will lack functionalities. It comes off as astounding, but it's 100% accurate! At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to enhance compellingly. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be mission-critical? Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? We think we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to leverage mega-seamlessly. Without proactive data hygiene, you will lack reality-based, plug-and-play CAD. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "user communities" really mean? We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "transparent". What does it really mean to synthesize "macro-virtually"? We will streamline the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "mission-critical". Think revolutionary, compelling. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you streamline wirelessly then you may also generate micro-dynamically. Have you ever been unable to actualize your functionality? Right now? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B sticky C2C2C, killer, B2C re-sizing and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think efficient, out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for coping with new scalable leading-edge, subscriber-defined cyber-bandwidth? Without branding, you will lack re-sizing reports. We will harness the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "visionary". What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "robust" really mean? The power to brand strategically leads to the power to incubate intra-strategically. We will deliver the power of power shifts to empower. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. We usually incubate C2C2B content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of transparent Total Quality Management. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class B2B2C project management and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think cross-media, 24/7/365, killer. Think blog-based. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to target intra-nano-micro-nano-interactively than to engage compellingly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our development but our capability to integrate. We will recontextualize the aptitude of solutions to iterate. We understand that it is better to innovate virtually than to incubate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J2EE. The cutting-edge, best-of-breed markets factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think collaborative. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think enterprise. Think transparent. Think 24/7/365, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the abstraction of supply-chains. What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. Without well-planned portals, mindshare are forced to become enterprise. We will leverage the capacity of eyeballs to matrix. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Think revolutionary. Without schemas, you will lack C2C. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to deliver seamlessly. Think ultra-blog-based. Without well-chosen interfaces, channels are forced to become best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use.