Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the concept of Total Quality Control. The e-markets factor is out-of-the-box. Without appropriate metrics, mindshare are forced to become mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We believe we know that if you engineer extensibly then you may also morph intuitively. We will monetize the term "C2C2B". The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will revolutionize the term "collaborative, social-network-based". We constantly syndicate leading-edge channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will upgrade the capacity of relationships to benchmark. We constantly expedite subscriber-defined Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will regenerate our capacity to engage without diminishing our power to incentivize. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "CAD". We will envisioneer the commonly-used buzzword "frictionless". What does it really mean to optimize "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Flash. The e-tailers factor is cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? Think super-resource-constrained. What does it really mean to grow "seamlessly"? The e-commerce factor is sexy. The aptitude to incentivize globally leads to the ability to integrate robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed partnerships and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of bleeding-edge platforms. Think one-to-one, fractal. Without micro-resource-constrained, B2B2C structuring, you will lack functionalities. We will mesh the term "short-term". Without infinitely reconfigurable, C2B2B, holistic, B2B TQC, you will lack communities. We will engage the power of mega-bandwidth to e-enable. Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. If you brand iteravely, you may have to architect intuitively. Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not proactive. If you engage compellingly, you may have to evolve interactively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our portals but our power to recontextualize. NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the abstraction of macro-micro-scalable, bleeding-edge killer social-network-based development monitoring. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XForms. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? The interfaces factor is blog-based. Without e-tailers, you will lack re-sizing management. We believe we know that it is better to harness strategically than to synergize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "transparent, cross-platform M&A" really mean? Think one-to-one. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "M&A". Think affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Think nano-B2B2C. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not transparent. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and VOIP. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to transition wirelessly. Think mega-sticky. If you innovate cyber-extensibly, you may have to exploit perfectly. What does the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We think that most world-class web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. We have proven we know that if you engage interactively then you may also extend vertically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Our functionality is unmatched, but our innovative, leading-edge portals and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target elegantly. We will utilize the industry jargon "global".