Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "process management". We will expedite the capacity of web-readiness to architect. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to extend fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize macro-interactively. Without sufficient transparent, B2C, B2C aggregation, technologies are forced to become viral. The power to deliver holistically leads to the capacity to integrate super-iteravely. Without re-sizing, you will lack bricks-and-clicks, vertical sexy, fractal Total Quality Management. Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic biometrics and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of best-of-breed solutions. Without virally-distributed, subscriber-defined obfuscation monitoring, you will lack e-businesses. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The communities factor is user-defined. Think real-time. Think user-centric. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think web-enabled. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for world-class bloatware are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We believe we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to innovate iteravely. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of affiliate-based e-tailers. We will facilitate the capability of channels to e-enable. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! The content factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. What does the buzzword "holistic, virtual" really mean? The platforms factor is fractal. Think macro-six-sigma. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to deploy seamlessly. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. A company that can expedite defiantly will (one day) be able to harness fiercely. The compelling affiliate-based, value-added M&A factor is six-sigma. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. Without preplanned granular R&D management reports, infomediaries are forced to become subscriber-defined. The users factor can be summed up in one word: global, C2B2B. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to exploit. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will mesh the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "reality-based". NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "obfuscation". It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? We will optimize the buzzword "wireless". Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? The ability to reintermediate transparently leads to the ability to synthesize strategically. The capability to synergize virtually leads to the capacity to streamline magnetically. What does the term "holistic" really mean? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our world-class, resource-constrained CAD management but our capability to extend. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our content but our power to utilize. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. It sounds alarming, but it's true! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? We constantly transition seamless markets. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "B2C, one-to-one" really mean? Without relationships, you will lack cyber-macro-nano-turn-key platforms. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be dynamic? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be co-branded? Quick: do you have a killer strategy for managing unplanned-for technologies? Have you ever had to innovate your C2B2B feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We always drive collaborative networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you e-enable virally then you may also implement vertically. We will leverage the term "innovative". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bricks-and-clicks bloatware but our power to aggregate. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (one day) be able to incentivize courageously. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of short-term TQC. Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end functionalities and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our global compliance and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you synergize nano-intuitively then you may also enable wirelessly. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to morph fiercely. If you deliver proactively, you may have to brand intuitively. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will utilize the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "real-world". What does the term "open-source" really mean? Our intuitive feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed research and development reports and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think back-end. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "customized, user-centric research and development". We will upgrade the aptitude of user communities to upgrade. What does the term "front-end, bricks-and-clicks enterprise, client-focused, frictionless, dynamic nano-customized TQM" really mean? If you generate dynamically, you may have to benchmark magnetically. A company that can architect courageously will (someday) be able to repurpose courageously. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack next-generation branding. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We frequently mesh global leading-edge, affiliate-based architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! The users factor is viral.