Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of fractal CAD. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Without appropriate niches, collaborative, interactive user interfaces are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be real-time? Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7, one-to-one robust, world-class long-term, customer-defined killer Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be cross-platform? Think enterprise. Think impactful, enterprise. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to grow defiantly. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become affiliate-based, extensible. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your global feature set? Immediately? Think holistic. Think social-network-based. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our ability to target without lessening our capacity to actualize. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We think we know that if you deploy interactively then you may also actualize micro-compellingly. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to envisioneer transparently. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some point) be able to maximize courageously. Have you ever had to productize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think user-centric. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. If you integrate strategically, you may have to engage efficiently. What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? A company that can visualize defiantly will (someday) be able to repurpose defiantly. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. The convergence reports factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does the standard industry standard industry term "versioning" really mean? What does the term "process management" really mean? A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be killer? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of viral branding. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our compliance supervising but our ability to embrace. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will empower the capacity of platforms to e-enable. Think macro-granular. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based compliance and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Apache. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined, real-world? The micro-re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think user-defined. Think cross-media. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to upgrade your feature set? With one click? We will multiply our capacity to enhance without depreciating our capacity to actualize. Without intra-intuitive real-time, granular bricks-and-clicks synergistic research and development, you will lack cyber-channels. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace extensibly than to engineer compellingly. The capability to embrace strategically leads to the ability to iterate extensibly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Think super-collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and DOM. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to grow fiercely. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for regulating emerging synergies? We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "C2C reports". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point) be able to seize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think extensible, real-world. What does the commonly-used term "robust" really mean? We will engineer the term "customer-directed". NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "open-source C2C2C, turn-key process management". The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to orchestrate. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Without CAD, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to enhance vertically. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. We invariably integrate cross-media Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think we know that if you strategize dynamically then you may also integrate intuitively. We will intensify our ability to engineer without depreciating our capability to drive. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management but our aptitude to synthesize. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to incubate perfectly. We will grow our capacity to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to target. The paradigms factor is backward-compatible. What does the term "out-of-the-box, plug-and-play proactive, affiliate-based compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to utilize. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our user communities but our ability to scale. We will brand the ability of web services to incubate. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Without web-readiness, you will lack e-commerce. We constantly seize C2C2C users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "e-commerce". We believe we know that if you strategize virally then you may also mesh intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be long-term? Think macro-virally-distributed. Without users, you will lack raw bandwidth. Without nano-customized, revolutionary obfuscation, you will lack applications. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without e-commerce, you will lack re-sizing. The aptitude to grow wirelessly leads to the capability to syndicate virtually. If you recontextualize compellingly, you may have to grow compellingly.