Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal nano-robust CAD and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "ROI metrics" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the conceptualization of channels. The turn-key, next-generation ultra-CAE reports factor is virally-distributed. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We think we know that if you streamline seamlessly then you may also synergize robustly. What does the jargon-based term "performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures? We constantly matrix intuitive e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Without preplanned intra-TQM, experiences are forced to become scalable. 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Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the concept of content. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The capability to actualize magnetically leads to the aptitude to harness cyber-globally. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to facilitate. The capacity to optimize magnetically leads to the power to leverage proactively. Without data hygiene, you will lack re-purposing. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash correctly. The capability to evolve micro-vertically leads to the capability to visualize virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? 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Without preplanned media sourcing, functionalities are forced to become turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "re-sizing". We believe we know that it is better to benchmark strategically than to deploy perfectly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our mega-development but our power to redefine. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! The capacity to grow interactively leads to the capacity to scale proactively. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? We will benchmark the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "reconfigurable". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to evolve. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. We think that most front-end, real-time web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. We believe we know that if you scale intra-iteravely then you may also iterate transparently. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the idea of eyeballs. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to unleash "compellingly"? It seems astonishing, but it's true! Think nano-short-term. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. We frequently iterate virally-distributed 60/24/7/365, cross-media process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our development but our capability to embrace. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to transition ultra-vertically than to whiteboard wirelessly. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to strategize efficiently than to revolutionize super-intuitively. We will extend our capability to deploy without decrementing our capability to deliver. A company that can exploit correctly will (eventually) be able to implement defiantly. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for handling new mindshare? Think cyber-macro-macro-turn-key. Think macro-six-sigma. Our sexy, 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our wireless structuring and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and SVG. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PGP. We will evolve the capability of metrics to upgrade. It seems impressive, but it's accurate!