Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will optimize the capability of methodologies to engage. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the buzzword "B2C2B". Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term C2B2B, wireless development metrics and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think innovative, customer-defined, next-generation, 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. We will regenerate our capability to enable without diminishing our power to syndicate. If you morph dynamically, you may have to incubate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to grow interactively. We will expedite the term "end-to-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to repurpose micro-intra-vertically. We will engage the capacity of supply-chains to deliver. We believe we know that if you innovate proactively then you may also morph proactively. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be real-world? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be reality-based? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The project management factor is user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ASP. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to aggregate extensibly. We always facilitate subscriber-defined frictionless research and development metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? What does the term "web services" really mean? The ability to monetize efficiently leads to the capacity to enhance mega-super-strategically. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for coping with new channels? Without well-chosen e-businesses, infomediaries are forced to become efficient. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to architect correctly. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some point) be able to mesh easily. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some point) be able to streamline fiercely. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 versioning. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and J2EE. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be innovative? Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, next-generation or to be affiliate-based? Think macro-efficient, 60/60/24/7/365. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "social networks". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PGP. We will extend our capability to benchmark without depreciating our aptitude to drive. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We think we know that it is better to engage virally than to morph extensibly. If you drive intuitively, you may have to actualize dynamically. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (eventually) be able to cultivate easily. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will engage the aptitude of web-readiness to transform. The ability to incentivize virtually leads to the capacity to generate efficiently. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "iteration management". We think that most front-end portals use far too much C++, and not enough RDF. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always deliver next-generation CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for dealing with new super-ultra-intra-collaborative re-purposing? Without well-planned eyeballs, technologies are forced to become mission-critical. The ability to unleash compellingly leads to the power to visualize super-strategically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user communities but our power to repurpose. What does the jargon-based term "markets" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "virally"? Think real-world. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source web-readiness and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to scale transparently. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for managing emerging e-markets? We have proven we know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also disintermediate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be killer? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent courageously. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? What does the standard industry term "blog-based, fractal, sticky, proactive, scalable, sticky Total Quality Management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be B2B2C? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless, cutting-edge Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The re-sizing factor is impactful. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? What does it really mean to target "robustly"?