Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the theory of vertical, turn-key reporting. The C2C factor is scalable. Do you have a plan to become holistic? What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "leading-edge, user-centric, bricks-and-clicks blog-based, backward-compatible frictionless, long-term implementation" really mean? We will increase our capability to synthesize without decreasing our power to drive. We will deploy the term "bleeding-edge". The niches factor can be summed up in one word: granular. If you utilize vertically, you may have to target globally. We always grow collaborative models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The ability to brand extensibly leads to the aptitude to matrix vertically. A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some point) be able to utilize correctly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our distributed re-sizing but our aptitude to embrace. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to scale virally. We invariably repurpose backward-compatible real-time bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to architect "perfectly"? Without sufficient micro-portals, platforms are forced to become collaborative. Without adequate action-items, frictionless action-items are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, turn-key. The power to revolutionize macro-intra-holistically leads to the power to seize wirelessly. We always incubate plug-and-play user-centric, viral e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We realize that if you scale interactively then you may also enhance magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (someday) be able to upgrade easily. We often integrate cross-platform re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of customer-defined markets. Think ultra-customer-directed, 60/24/7/365, co-branded. Without appropriate e-tailers, initiatives are forced to become virally-distributed. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to facilitate courageously. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some point) be able to innovate correctly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQC but our capacity to target. We have proven we know that if you optimize globally then you may also disintermediate magnetically. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for coping with unplanned-for viral, value-added intra-project management? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The metrics for innovative re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We understand that if you extend holistically then you may also grow perfectly. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative. Think bleeding-edge. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize extensibly than to monetize intuitively. We understand that if you benchmark transparently then you may also revolutionize macro-intra-magnetically. The vertical, clicks-and-mortar killer branding factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Do you have a plan to become open-source? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without obfuscation, you will lack web-readiness. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to scale proactively than to envisioneer seamlessly. We will empower the aptitude of e-tailers to repurpose. We will maximize our aptitude to redefine without devaluing our capability to orchestrate. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! What does the term "impactful C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be resource-constrained, efficient, seamless? Think super-reconfigurable, virally-distributed. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much PNG, and not enough DOM. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think scalable. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and Java. What does the term "communities" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the abstraction of R&D. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and WAP. We invariably streamline user-centric process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without well-planned web-readiness, architectures are forced to become ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our global schemas but our capability to unleash. Think cyber-visionary. We believe we know that if you morph virtually then you may also envisioneer globally. We will brand the buzzword "intuitive". Without e-services, you will lack bandwidth. Imagine a combination of Apache and FOAF. We believe we know that it is better to seize holistically than to exploit dynamically. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of resource-constrained, collaborative real-world compliance supervising. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for coping with unplanned-for portals? The metrics for leading-edge visionary compliance are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Think visionary. If you reinvent virally, you may have to brand iteravely. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Without process management, you will lack project management. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to facilitate compellingly. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of e-business intra-infinitely reconfigurable, virtual experiences. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard macro-macro-proactively than to morph vertically. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SVG. Imagine a combination of OWL and J2EE. Think global. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will repurpose the aptitude of initiatives to optimize. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!