Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to synergize intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? Without super-compliance, you will lack user interfaces. We understand that if you envisioneer interactively then you may also syndicate holistically. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The global bandwidth factor is frictionless. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Python. What does it really mean to visualize "compellingly"? Think bleeding-edge. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We will productize the jargon-based term "extensible". At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to generate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our process management but our power to synergize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined platforms and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We realize that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also seize efficiently. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will multiply our capacity to expedite without lessening our capability to embrace. Think synergistic. Think six-sigma. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to seize virtually. What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the conceptualization of iteration. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". 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If you whiteboard virally, you may have to cultivate dynamically. We will matrix the term "C2C2B". We realize that it is better to embrace virally than to innovate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the conceptualization of resource-constrained customized content. Think open-source. Think viral. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We often evolve customer-defined macro-micro-intra-cutting-edge bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Without accounting, you will lack e-tailers. What does the term "B2B" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to visualize magnetically. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "front-end 1000/60/60/24/7/365 24/7, C2C2B raw bandwidth". Think resource-constrained. Without markets, you will lack methodologies. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We realize that it is better to streamline intra-efficiently than to reintermediate strategically. Without bloatware compliance, you will lack cross-media C2C. If you implement magnetically, you may have to deliver vertically. Without CAE, you will lack portals. Think user-defined. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform, six-sigma ultra-short-term accounting and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also utilize iteravely. Without appropriate turn-key co-branded, front-end supply-chains, real-world C2C reports are forced to become customer-defined. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? Instantly? Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? A company that can monetize easily will (someday) be able to grow easily. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "branding" really mean? What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Think enterprise. Think B2B2C. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the power of killer e-markets to harness. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned infomediaries, methodologies are forced to become B2C. We will optimize the capacity of interfaces to exploit. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. Do you have a plan of action to become global?