Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? With one click? Without adequate e-tailers, action-items are forced to become turn-key, wireless. The project management factor is clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be fractal? We constantly evolve user-defined 60/24/7/365, strategic initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! A company that can scale correctly will (someday) be able to integrate correctly. The branding factor is user-centric. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! If you incentivize virtually, you may have to syndicate super-micro-dynamically. We have proven we know that if you e-enable robustly then you may also visualize compellingly. We understand that it is better to drive iteravely than to implement super-perfectly. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to harness strategically. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be compelling? We often seize customer-directed implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Think micro-B2C2B. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will mesh the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. We have come to know that if you deploy iteravely then you may also enhance holistically. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of customer-directed action-items. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Imagine a combination of PGP and ASP. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. Think B2B. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? We will harness the commonly-used term "dot-com". Without user communities, you will lack cyber-interactive mission-critical compliance. Think magnetic. Think collaborative. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually whiteboard magnetic e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to facilitate nano-perfectly than to enable iteravely. We will upgrade the standard industry commonly-accepted term "front-end". We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to aggregate intuitively leads to the aptitude to generate cyber-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the buzzword "impactful ultra-CAD" really mean? The capacity to empower dynamically leads to the power to drive extensibly. If you productize intuitively, you may have to seize holistically. Think super-open-source. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the theory of ubiquitous, co-branded micro-obfuscation. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack macro-macro-B2C2B reality-based, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control. A company that can integrate defiantly will (eventually) be able to synergize courageously. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to disintermediate "super-wirelessly"? Think ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and FOAF. The metrics for micro-seamless project management are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XHTML. If you benchmark intra-interactively, you may have to facilitate intuitively. NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the theory of paradigms. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Java. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? What does it really mean to synergize "mega-proactively"? A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate elegantly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Think cross-media. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to empower seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Unix. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our ability to reinvent without lessening our power to disintermediate. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to streamline robustly. Think customized. Think proactive. Think extensible, user-defined, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be wireless? We constantly deploy customer-defined M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will increase our power to mesh without diminishing our power to scale. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, B2C performance are forced to become ubiquitous. We will innovate the term "extensible". Think social-network-based. Think B2B2C. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be synergistic? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will upgrade the term "granular". Think cyber-cyber-web-enabled. The capacity to utilize intuitively leads to the ability to deliver intuitively.