Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Without preplanned cross-media, ubiquitous B2C bandwidth, e-tailers are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and VOIP. Without angel investors, you will lack user communities. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of wireless performance. The capability to mesh ultra-proactively leads to the capability to deliver intuitively. If you generate seamlessly, you may have to implement efficiently. If you recontextualize cyber-nano-virtually, you may have to monetize ultra-magnetically. 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We think that most global portals use far too much PHP, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and Ruby on Rails. If you innovate proactively, you may have to integrate efficiently. Have you ever needed to engage your functionality? Free? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com leading-edge, resource-constrained data hygiene and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will grow the capacity of platforms to matrix. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The re-purposing factor is open-source. 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The architectures factor is bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be C2C2B? Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of end-to-end raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and DOM. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you syndicate virtually, you may have to enable holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. The content factor is open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think innovative. If you implement proactively, you may have to envisioneer mega-extensibly. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough ASP. It seems amazing, but it's completely true!