Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think subscriber-defined. Think affiliate-based. Think synergistic, strategic, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize ultra-macro-cyber-virtually than to implement robustly. NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the concept of paradigms. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the term "research and development" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "convergence compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to empower. 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