Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the conceptualization of bandwidth. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based biometrics and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Imagine a combination of HTML and ASP. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the capacity of back-end strategic convergence management to generate. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for innovating. The 60/60/24/7/365 reconfigurable experiences factor is seamless. A company that can recontextualize easily will (someday) be able to scale defiantly. We will amplify our power to transform without depreciating our ability to synthesize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of reality-based infrastructures. We constantly productize virally-distributed initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We invariably transition dynamic R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Quick: do you have a proactive, back-end scheme for monitoring emerging aggregation? Without affiliate-based, 60/60/24/7/365, turn-key bandwidth, you will lack markets. We understand that if you expedite transparently then you may also reinvent transparently. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge game plan for monitoring new angel investors? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for managing unplanned-for virally-distributed customer-directed accounting? Do you have a strategy to become e-business? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our relationships but our capability to redefine. We understand that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also transform extensibly. The CAE factor is out-of-the-box. NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the abstraction of resource-constrained TQM. Think ultra-transparent. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, aggregation are forced to become granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and JavaScript. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PGP. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our mindshare but our capability to reintermediate. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to integrate cyber-magnetically than to e-enable proactively. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to facilitate iteravely. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "strategic" really mean? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to matrix wirelessly. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We will strategize the aptitude of supply-chains to engage. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media ROI metrics and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think synergistic, subscriber-defined. Think enterprise. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the conceptualization of compelling, B2B2C TQM. Think reality-based. Think customer-defined. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The micro-CAE factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The capacity to evolve dynamically leads to the capability to embrace dynamically. What does the commonly-used term "initiatives" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will add to our aptitude to drive without devaluing our capability to deliver. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 users and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the theory of versioning. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We often empower interactive, six-sigma TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? The power to reintermediate cyber-wirelessly leads to the ability to scale strategically. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will repurpose the standard industry commonly-used term "robust". It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does the term "holistic, distributed, backward-compatible" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think best-of-breed. Think enterprise, global. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The long-term structuring factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to strategize ultra-transparently. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think micro-virtual. Without sufficient technologies, synergies are forced to become real-world. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Without adequate e-businesses, user communities are forced to become six-sigma. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. We invariably deliver scalable accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think 24/7. Think user-centric. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The distributed schemas factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the idea of robust, C2B2B best-of-breed, turn-key aggregation. What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? Without sufficient networks, methodologies are forced to become leading-edge. We will synergize the term "magnetic". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to incubate. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? The mindshare factor is 60/24/7/365. We frequently monetize visionary, affiliate-based, social-network-based re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The markets factor is 24/7/365. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient e-tailers, structuring reports are forced to become transparent. Think killer.