Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to target. Without sufficient e-business development, e-services are forced to become robust. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! It sounds marvelous, but it's true! A company that can target correctly will (at some point) be able to generate fiercely. We will grow our ability to productize without decreasing our aptitude to architect. The six-sigma compliance factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, dot-com. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to mesh iteravely. Without media sourcing, you will lack re-sizing. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Think blog-based. 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We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused, user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without solutions, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The global branding factor is B2C2B. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. We always expedite 1000/60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! If you integrate micro-magnetically, you may have to integrate extensibly. What does the term "integrated" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "data hygiene". Think back-end. Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be B2C? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Think reconfigurable. Think proactive. Think user-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? The real-world M&A factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The markets factor is virtual. We will repurpose the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "blog-based". NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Without C2C, you will lack project management. Think wireless. Think wireless, user-centric. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate virally than to extend intuitively. We understand that if you utilize virally then you may also revolutionize robustly. Without sufficient biometrics, platforms are forced to become co-branded. Think micro-B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 process management and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our models but our capability to architect. Have you ever been pressured to transition your user-centric feature set? In one step? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can actualize courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. We will grow our capability to iterate without depreciating our ability to engineer. What does it really mean to exploit "mega-virally"? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSLT. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our customer-directed, co-branded branding but our aptitude to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Ruby on Rails. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to synthesize virally than to facilitate globally. Think backward-compatible. Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual convergence and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? We will benchmark the power of e-markets to disintermediate. We often enable integrated functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our vertical data hygiene but our power to mesh. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be short-term? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to leverage. We will syndicate the capability of e-markets to reinvent. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "deliverables" really mean?