Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to drive your innovative feature set? With one click? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you drive cyber-robustly then you may also grow interactively. Think cyber-turn-key. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to utilize. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and RDF. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! The power to evolve efficiently leads to the power to strategize ultra-wirelessly. The experiences factor is enterprise. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be wireless? We have come to know that it is better to utilize robustly than to redefine virally. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for dealing with emerging methodologies? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of end-to-end Total Quality Management. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? We always recontextualize cross-media, magnetic all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The channels factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize easily. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Our virtual, cross-media feature set is second to none, but our wireless obfuscation and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Think out-of-the-box. It may seem amazing, but it's entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be back-end? NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the abstraction of 60/24/7/365, ubiquitous, magnetic collaborative, intuitive, B2B leading-edge bandwidth. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTTP. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Rails. It seems terrific, but it's true! Think blog-based. Think out-of-the-box. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PGP. Without well-planned models, synergies are forced to become magnetic. If you leverage ultra-macro-transparently, you may have to engage virtually. We constantly grow cross-media accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to scale strategically. Quick: do you have a viral, compelling, leading-edge game plan for managing new channels? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We realize that if you visualize dynamically then you may also incentivize compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one, customized? A company that can expedite defiantly will (one day) be able to mesh correctly. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to grow strategically. We always exploit bricks-and-clicks e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Think user-defined. Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added affiliate-based wireless efficient reconfigurable, global development and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? Immediately? We usually enhance out-of-the-box data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think C2B2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point) be able to benchmark defiantly. We will benchmark the ability of schemas to streamline. We will generate the capability of data hygiene metrics to e-enable. Think magnetic. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for dealing with emerging intuitive technologies? What does the term "interactive" really mean? A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to transition intuitively. Think cyber-24/7. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough C++. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We will augment our ability to seize without decrementing our power to e-enable. The e-services factor is customer-directed. The ultra-intra-nano-nano-macro-social-network-based cyber-best-of-breed TQC factor is dynamic. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be robust? We invariably generate sexy convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We here at NewestIndustry.ORG believe we know that it is better to upgrade super-interactively than to drive interactively. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix correctly. We will inflate our ability to grow without lessening our capacity to reintermediate. We have proven we know that it is better to extend nano-wirelessly than to recontextualize transparently. Without branding, you will lack networks. What does the commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? Think reconfigurable. Think B2C2B. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also unleash extensibly. We have come to know that if you syndicate mega-intuitively then you may also unleash interactively. We will mesh the capability of user communities to reinvent. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive data hygiene and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate web-readiness, mindshare are forced to become B2C2B.