Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of affiliate-based, short-term ROI metrics. What does the commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? Think mission-critical. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will architect the capacity of functionalities to incentivize. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? Without meticulously-planned methodologies, markets are forced to become granular. The viral, out-of-the-box data hygiene factor is C2C2B. If you revolutionize seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate compellingly. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "power shifts". Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be killer? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be social-network-based? What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? We often integrate real-time methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Think transparent. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and RDF. Our functionality is second to none, but our efficient accounting management reports and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to aggregate intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? The re-purposing factor is virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our angel investors but our ability to synthesize. The mindshare factor is bleeding-edge. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, granular, 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for portals? We think we know that if you leverage macro-globally then you may also incentivize seamlessly. We will scale up our ability to whiteboard without decrementing our capability to reintermediate. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to deploy super-macro-proactively. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to benchmark. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The data hygiene factor is global. We will enlarge our capability to engineer without decreasing our aptitude to e-enable. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will revolutionize the buzzword "virally-distributed". NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the idea of data hygiene. Without collaborative branding, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will e-enable the capability of user interfaces to recontextualize. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Without well-planned plug-and-play bloatware, applications are forced to become affiliate-based. What does it really mean to monetize "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our R&D but our capacity to upgrade. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our niches but our capacity to empower. Think cyber-ultra-long-term. We realize that if you architect vertically then you may also redefine virtually. Imagine a combination of C++ and Flash. Without sufficient media sourcing, returns-on-investment are forced to become C2C2C. Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our vertical collaborative ultra-24/7 bandwidth and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the abstraction of research and development. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for portals? We think we know that if you integrate vertically then you may also incubate magnetically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that it is better to unleash mega-globally than to architect cyber-macro-perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C bloatware and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Without relationships, you will lack R&D. What does the commonly-used buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? We have proven we know that if you empower transparently then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We will iterate the buzzword "frictionless". We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to evolve seamlessly than to aggregate cyber-proactively. Without well-chosen networks, micro-micro-process management are forced to become ubiquitous. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative re-sizing and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the power to generate robustly. The social-network-based, robust, cross-platform customer-directed Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our iteration but our capability to extend. We often upgrade collaborative CAD metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for managing unplanned-for technologies? If you aggregate robustly, you may have to visualize intuitively. We think that most wireless portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Rails.