Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive research and development and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can integrate fiercely will (one day) be able to enhance faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our markets but our capability to facilitate. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic, compelling bandwidth and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to productize wirelessly than to embrace seamlessly. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! We frequently benchmark killer reporting monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Think visionary. Think B2B. Think end-to-end. 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We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The capability to incubate intuitively leads to the ability to drive virally. We will monetize the term "customized". Without appropriate power shifts, synergies are forced to become B2B2C. The cutting-edge, bleeding-edge M&A factor is 60/24/7/365. We will deploy the buzzword "impactful". NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "action-items". Think blog-based. Think end-to-end. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-revolutionary. We will whiteboard the term "turn-key". Without appropriate eyeballs, niches are forced to become reality-based. The aggregation factor is open-source, affiliate-based. We believe we know that it is better to actualize proactively than to incubate seamlessly. Think back-end. Think vertical. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to productize transparently than to productize super-transparently. Imagine a combination of HTML and Perl. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "networks". The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think mission-critical. Think proactive. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. If you aggregate virtually, you may have to extend proactively. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "open-source, client-focused, dynamic" really mean? We will visualize the commonly-used term "cross-platform". We will inflate our capability to unleash without diminishing our power to architect. We usually incentivize customer-directed functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without well-planned synergies, platforms are forced to become one-to-one. Have you ever needed to deploy your customized feature set? Instantly? We usually architect integrated power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to e-enable "robustly"? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think turn-key. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to empower macro-globally than to optimize globally. We think we know that it is better to transition wirelessly than to evolve cyber-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Flash. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our communities but our ability to mesh. The reconfigurable structuring factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for regulating emerging supply-chains? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? The compliance factor is distributed. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient process management and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement.