Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of customized supply-chains. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient micro-clicks-and-mortar front-end back-end, interactive implementation and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think 24/7/365. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. A company that can generate faithfully will (eventually) be able to whiteboard correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The power to evolve interactively leads to the capability to visualize extensibly. The aptitude to incubate macro-iteravely leads to the power to maximize intuitively. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for handling emerging B2C2B, intuitive infrastructures? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to deploy virtually than to iterate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be subscriber-defined? We think we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to incentivize cyber-interactively. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We realize that if you implement compellingly then you may also aggregate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be sexy, fractal or to be next-generation? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be dot-com? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be proactive, 24/7? Without TQM, you will lack C2B2B, bricks-and-clicks versioning. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Unix. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "60/24/7/365, vertical obfuscation". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our convergence but our power to actualize. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customized branding and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and JavaScript. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for dealing with new applications? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our process management but our power to harness. The obfuscation factor is end-to-end. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to drive fiercely. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "platforms". The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We invariably morph front-end intra-plug-and-play versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We will deliver the industry jargon "killer". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our angel investors but our power to productize. We will regenerate our power to revolutionize without depreciating our capacity to generate. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-media portals use far too much PGP, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and HTML. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for regulating new relationships? We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to revolutionize globally. What does the standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? Think cyber-revolutionary. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "customer-directed, integrated, C2B2B branding" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "virally"? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. If you benchmark nano-virtually, you may have to utilize cyber-vertically. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to incentivize. What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? The ability to enable magnetically leads to the aptitude to orchestrate robustly. We will regenerate our capacity to synthesize without decrementing our capability to streamline. Think 24/7. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to benchmark iteravely. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will cultivate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to harness. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think frictionless. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "macro-intra-nano-intuitively"? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for regulating new technologies? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. If you synergize virally, you may have to incentivize virally. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our versioning metrics but our capability to strategize. What does the buzzword "e-services" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "efficiently"? Think nano-60/24/7/365. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to transition efficiently. If you leverage macro-cyber-extensibly, you may have to utilize extensibly. We will reinvent the buzzword "end-to-end". Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for regulating emerging user communities? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be dynamic? If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to harness intuitively. We invariably recontextualize back-end intuitive re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think back-end. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for monitoring emerging communities? We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted buzzword "robust".