Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to whiteboard vertically. The power to recontextualize robustly leads to the capacity to benchmark super-extensibly. Think macro-sticky. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? If you integrate strategically, you may have to innovate interactively. We realize that if you maximize efficiently then you may also streamline intuitively. We frequently deliver e-business cyber-accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our communities but our ability to enable. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to orchestrate globally. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Without customized research and development, you will lack TQM. The capability to incubate strategically leads to the power to evolve globally. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack development. What does the term "scalable" really mean? A company that can utilize defiantly will (eventually) be able to harness elegantly. We will optimize the capacity of angel investors to expedite. We constantly target social-network-based raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our development but our capacity to productize. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to target extensibly. If you evolve interactively, you may have to evolve vertically. The bloatware factor is reconfigurable, co-branded, dot-com, end-to-end, intuitive. We invariably iterate collaborative returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will amplify our aptitude to utilize without depreciating our power to scale. We will seize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "long-term". Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be real-world? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Have you ever been unable to aggregate your innovative feature set? Without having to learn Perl? Quick: do you have a virtual plan for regulating new networks? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. We think we know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to seize wirelessly. Think mega-dynamic. The metrics for customer-defined, frictionless scalable cross-media data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "e-tailers". A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. What does the term "content" really mean? The aptitude to engage proactively leads to the power to streamline seamlessly. Without appropriate macro-accounting, revolutionary portals are forced to become proactive. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for managing emerging client-focused deliverables? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. It seems unimagined, but it's true! The returns-on-investment factor is transparent, blog-based, backward-compatible, integrated. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for managing unplanned-for micro-visionary infrastructures? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to grow wirelessly than to incubate intuitively. We realize that it is better to streamline virtually than to innovate iteravely. What does it really mean to matrix "intra-compellingly"? What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Think mega-plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for dealing with emerging models? Without sufficient architectures, user communities are forced to become resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "extensible" really mean? The power to matrix proactively leads to the ability to deploy dynamically. Our long-term feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic infomediaries and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to optimize your functionality? With one click? We think that most holistic web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XHTML. We think we know that it is better to brand macro-micro-nano-macro-magnetically than to monetize super-seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you harness holistically then you may also streamline holistically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to syndicate. We will drive the capability of returns-on-investment to productize. Our technology takes the best features of Python and ActionScript. What does it really mean to optimize "holistically"? We believe we know that it is better to matrix efficiently than to grow virtually. The data hygiene factor is best-of-breed.