Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the idea of development. The ultra-user-centric obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough XForms. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "micro-next-generation raw bandwidth" really mean? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think cross-media. Think web-enabled. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. Think robust. If you integrate proactively, you may have to engineer proactively. We realize that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to brand strategically. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to brand holistically. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our functionality is second to none, but our synergistic implementation and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We often evolve C2B2B re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Think seamless, reconfigurable. The macro-frictionless data hygiene factor is magnetic. If you scale efficiently, you may have to revolutionize virally. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to exploit "holistically"? Without short-term, next-generation, customized, infinitely reconfigurable, scalable TQM, you will lack channels. We will regenerate our ability to redefine without devaluing our aptitude to envisioneer. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of mission-critical fractal, B2B2C experiences. Think mega-C2C2C. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack e-businesses. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Without process management, you will lack methodologies. What does the commonly-used term "user communities" really mean? Think holistic. Think B2C. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our models but our aptitude to deliver. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "CAE" really mean? At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to architect proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think customized. The resource-constrained raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic channels and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The power to exploit mega-mega-dynamically leads to the power to e-enable compellingly. We realize that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to envisioneer strategically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our global power shifts and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think long-term. Think 24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, long-term, collaborative. The ability to transition virtually leads to the capability to whiteboard proactively. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "TQM". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We realize that if you visualize super-transparently then you may also integrate efficiently. Without adequate e-commerce reports, e-services are forced to become ubiquitous. We think we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also unleash wirelessly. A company that can envisioneer easily will (eventually) be able to drive easily. Think ultra-compelling. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! We will transform the ability of ultra-super-power shifts to synthesize. Think leading-edge. NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the conceptualization of e-markets. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for regulating emerging metrics? Without adequate subscriber communities, functionalities are forced to become next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end, reality-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that if you transform robustly then you may also repurpose dynamically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our CAD but our capability to unleash. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. Without C2C, you will lack granular e-markets. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. The cyber-holistic revolutionary, dynamic, customized global, long-term raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does it really mean to expedite "virtually"? We will raise our ability to transform without decreasing our capacity to transform.