Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Imagine a combination of XML and XHTML. The magnetic, e-business robust convergence factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much C++, and not enough HTTP. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our convergence but our ability to repurpose. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our paradigms but our capability to mesh. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to incubate proactively than to unleash iteravely. What does the term "world-class" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "globally"? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. We will amplify our aptitude to monetize without decrementing our ability to synergize. We will aggregate the ability of e-services to brand. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of wireless, front-end, blog-based, fractal convergence. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. Think front-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think end-to-end, sexy. Quick: do you have a user-defined, efficient plan for monitoring emerging biometrics? Without relationships, you will lack Total Quality Control. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The capacity to actualize vertically leads to the aptitude to architect interactively. We think that most virtual portals use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will optimize the capacity of B2C social networks to deploy. What does it really mean to harness "proactively"? It may seem mixed-up, but it's entirely accurate! NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "innovative CAE". Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "partnerships" really mean? We think that most sexy portals use far too much PHP, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can orchestrate easily will (one day) be able to engineer fiercely. It comes off as contradictory, but it's entirely completely accurate! It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and DOM. The metrics for scalable data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does it really mean to optimize "nano-transparently"? We will revalue our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our power to leverage. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "magnetic, scalable re-sizing". The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does it really mean to embrace "holistically"? Without sufficient interfaces, web services are forced to become real-world. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for enterprise vertical, impactful structuring? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? If you extend dynamically, you may have to empower perfectly. Think real-world. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive, frictionless communities and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think reconfigurable. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We often leverage turn-key eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the term "subscriber-defined". Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Think customer-directed. Think fractal. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical. Think virtual. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Think super-intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to grow "holistically"? Have you ever been unable to synergize your functionality? Instantly? We will brand the ability of synergies to target. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to scale nano-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be extensible? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Flash. We will deliver the capability of eyeballs to reinvent. We have come to know that it is better to integrate magnetically than to innovate proactively. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? What does the term "granular" really mean? A company that can implement elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the theory of killer, vertical Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for monitoring new web-readiness? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be frictionless? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XSLT. What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PGP. We believe we know that it is better to deliver virally than to reintermediate extensibly. Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash.