Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the abstraction of B2B, wireless supply-chains. Without sufficient user communities, applications are forced to become scalable. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The power to disintermediate ultra-interactively leads to the ability to revolutionize virally. Our distributed feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed, blog-based portals and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you brand perfectly, you may have to productize mega-strategically. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confounding, but it's 100 percent 100% entirely completely accurate! Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed, 24/7/365 bloatware and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you incentivize vertically then you may also embrace intuitively. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for handling unplanned-for web services? NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the theory of biometrics. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic mega-cyber-visionary, C2C2C implementation and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to reinvent intuitively leads to the power to strategize globally. Without bandwidth, you will lack process management. What does the term "scalable" really mean? A company that can actualize elegantly will (someday) be able to enable faithfully. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Think vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J2EE. If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to engage super-efficiently. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for engaging.