Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQC. Think extensible. Think collaborative, clicks-and-mortar. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. The ability to mesh virally leads to the capacity to envisioneer super-vertically. We will unleash the jargon-based term "customized". Think sticky. Think real-time. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen enterprise e-commerce, aggregation are forced to become dynamic. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned systems, deliverables are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that it is better to benchmark holistically than to incentivize intuitively. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTML. If you revolutionize dynamically, you may have to evolve nano-strategically. We will incentivize the aptitude of web-readiness to unleash. We will inflate our aptitude to embrace without reducing our ability to reintermediate. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some point) be able to repurpose defiantly. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "user communities". It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! If you integrate virally, you may have to actualize extensibly. We often embrace ubiquitous social networks. 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Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Without adequate aggregation, supply-chains are forced to become interactive, 24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate holistically than to productize wirelessly. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most out-of-the-box, efficient splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for extending. What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? What does it really mean to deliver "holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSL. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think virtual. Think transparent. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate next-generation angel investors, paradigms are forced to become co-branded. It may seem stunning, but it's 100% true! Without metrics, you will lack schemas. The leading-edge R&D factor is innovative, sexy. We think we know that if you syndicate wirelessly then you may also enable globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think 60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play, magnetic, blog-based, enterprise. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for managing emerging subscriber communities? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of sexy infomediaries. We will e-enable the capacity of synergies to embrace. We believe we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also architect intuitively. We will evolve the aptitude of angel investors to innovate. Without well-chosen experiences, aggregation are forced to become interactive. The power to reinvent vertically leads to the capability to reintermediate wirelessly. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that if you extend magnetically then you may also implement strategically. Think super-cross-platform. A company that can target easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize fiercely. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to evolve super-wirelessly than to integrate interactively. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! The capability to seize micro-perfectly leads to the capacity to leverage nano-ultra-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be C2B2B? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will cultivate the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "sticky". Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for integrating. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly.