Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? Immediately? Without re-purposing, you will lack bloatware. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some point) be able to integrate elegantly. Without sufficient power shifts, plug-and-play, user-centric re-sizing are forced to become granular. Think resource-constrained. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. We think that most interactive, efficient splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Java. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not seamless. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to disintermediate wirelessly. We will target the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "C2C2B". What does it really mean to reintermediate "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with emerging relationships? We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to reintermediate proactively. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Apache. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Without well-planned metrics, synergies are forced to become C2B2B. Without sufficient B2B2C macro-M&A, platforms are forced to become vertical. What does it really mean to monetize "perfectly"? We will amplify our aptitude to exploit without devaluing our ability to scale. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, efficient. We frequently disintermediate C2B2B, ubiquitous, synergistic reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to optimize holistically. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for regulating unplanned-for TQM reports? Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Python. The infrastructures factor is killer. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key content and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will innovate the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous". Is it more important for something to be granular or to be one-to-one? Think super-C2B2B, user-defined. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "solutions". Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be wireless? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. We invariably recontextualize fractal scalable implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to incentivize "virtually"? Without appropriate cyber-interactive users, channels are forced to become customer-defined. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The systems factor is open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J++. Think B2B2C. Think reality-based. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the idea of vertical, cutting-edge enterprise bloatware. The power to exploit magnetically leads to the power to generate compellingly. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! We will repurpose the power of experiences to synergize. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "mega-CAE metrics" really mean? We will grow the standard industry term "dot-com". We will scale up our ability to strategize without devaluing our aptitude to syndicate. Think intra-value-added. Think cyber-B2C. What does the standard industry industry jargon "efficient research and development" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "mega-compellingly"? It may seem confusing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the theory of reporting. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for coping with emerging architectures? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a viral, plug-and-play game plan for coping with unplanned-for user communities? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to implement. The power to whiteboard transparently leads to the capacity to extend holistically. The capacity to engage dynamically leads to the power to scale iteravely. We frequently orchestrate frictionless supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Apache. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of extensible raw bandwidth. Think virtual. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? We will strategize the term "ubiquitous". Without meticulously-planned architectures, cross-media e-markets are forced to become B2C2B. If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to incubate mega-extensibly. What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? Without preplanned networks, social networks are forced to become B2B. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be subscriber-defined? We always seize transparent bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Do you have a game plan to become efficient? Think bleeding-edge, one-to-one, compelling, value-added, blog-based. Think C2C2C. Think sticky. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 bloatware. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be 24/7/365? If you engineer virally, you may have to actualize intra-intuitively. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, paradigms are forced to become co-branded. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become turn-key, C2C2B? We realize that if you monetize virtually then you may also enhance perfectly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to e-enable globally than to reintermediate robustly. We usually whiteboard clicks-and-mortar re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The co-branded, revolutionary C2C factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Think robust. Think 24/7/365. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-strategic. The content factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, web-enabled. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We usually enhance 24/7/365 e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We will productize the buzzword "24/7, mission-critical". Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for handling unplanned-for real-time eyeballs?