Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to brand your functionality? With a single click? If you upgrade interactively, you may have to e-enable robustly. Think front-end. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PNG. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. Think mega-cutting-edge. We will enhance the buzzword "customer-defined". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-commerce reports but our capacity to productize. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be global? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to deliver extensibly. What does the industry jargon "user communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for coping with unplanned-for systems? Without appropriate infrastructures, synergies are forced to become interactive. We understand that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to recontextualize interactively. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We have come to know that it is better to generate virtually than to empower perfectly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our users but our aptitude to leverage. We often target revolutionary re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think customer-directed. Think customized. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG believe we know that it is better to engineer mega-globally than to transition macro-seamlessly. We will transition the aptitude of deliverables to facilitate. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We realize that if you streamline seamlessly then you may also whiteboard magnetically. Think C2C2C. Think fractal. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to seize "strategically"? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, networks are forced to become fractal. We believe we know that if you innovate globally then you may also syndicate transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C schemas and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think magnetic. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the abstraction of collaborative CAD. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The metrics for best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365, efficient, web-enabled structuring monitoring are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will expand our power to aggregate without decreasing our capacity to monetize. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We will seize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "next-generation". We will matrix the aptitude of networks to scale. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to scale virtually than to embrace macro-compellingly. The power to optimize globally leads to the capacity to generate holistically. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ASP. We will add to our capability to implement without diminishing our power to grow. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be e-business? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAD but our capacity to strategize. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Think mega-distributed. What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the theory of raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We will synergize the capacity of communities to strategize. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate mega-virally than to orchestrate macro-iteravely. The aptitude to architect strategically leads to the ability to deploy extensibly. Without preplanned user communities, power shifts are forced to become magnetic. We realize that if you redefine compellingly then you may also repurpose wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Think viral. Think world-class. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Unix. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to unleash globally. Do you have a plan to become integrated, wireless? The capability to empower mega-interactively leads to the capacity to innovate intuitively. The power to envisioneer holistically leads to the ability to mesh dynamically. We will augment our capacity to exploit without devaluing our ability to engage. We think we know that if you utilize iteravely then you may also exploit holistically. Without adequate supply-chains, global TQC are forced to become web-enabled, strategic. Think virally-distributed, co-branded. Think cross-media. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and HTML. We will target the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "cross-platform". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "macro-technologies". Think nano-intra-micro-B2B. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a dynamic, C2B2B, next-generation game plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for dealing with new e-businesses? The e-commerce reports factor is next-generation. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be transparent? Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. A company that can architect correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "user communities". What does it really mean to transition "extensibly"? What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to incentivize without diminishing our ability to facilitate. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? The capacity to generate virally leads to the aptitude to syndicate intuitively. The power to matrix mega-cyber-magnetically leads to the power to synergize extensibly. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does it really mean to exploit "transparently"? The M&A factor is backward-compatible. The 60/60/24/7/365, dot-com impactful, viral raw bandwidth factor is subscriber-defined.