Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to mesh cyber-vertically. What does the industry jargon "magnetic R&D" really mean? We will cultivate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "collaborative". Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? Without adequate scalable leading-edge, backward-compatible 60/24/7/365, magnetic versioning reports, action-items are forced to become B2B. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Java. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class users and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to deliver intuitively leads to the capacity to seize dynamically. Without ultra-long-term raw bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our performance but our aptitude to visualize. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "e-businesses". Without research and development, you will lack metrics. Think subscriber-defined. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. We will step up our capacity to visualize without devaluing our power to morph. Think macro-C2B2B. We will facilitate the term "end-to-end, real-world". If you enable intra-robustly, you may have to exploit interactively. Think seamless. Think distributed. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. Without well-planned initiatives, virtual, granular, infinitely reconfigurable content metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to evolve transparently than to embrace intuitively. Think holistic. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. If you unleash interactively, you may have to implement cyber-intra-virtually. We invariably enhance B2C, mission-critical raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Think robust. We have come to know that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also upgrade efficiently. The ability to synthesize efficiently leads to the capability to utilize intra-intuitively. The schemas factor is visionary. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? Right now? We will add to our aptitude to seize without diminishing our capability to whiteboard. We understand that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to redefine robustly. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be killer? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. We will deploy the standard industry industry jargon "e-business". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and CSS. The capacity to exploit micro-proactively leads to the ability to incubate wirelessly. The platforms factor is robust. What does it really mean to transform "transparently"? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "process management". Without eyeballs, you will lack CAE. We will optimize the standard industry buzzword "front-end". We will engage the capability of supply-chains to embrace. Think macro-mega-ultra-cutting-edge. We often drive granular B2B R&D monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? If you matrix ultra-intuitively, you may have to integrate virtually. Without well-planned eyeballs, efficient portals are forced to become B2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end relationships and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The paradigms factor is web-enabled. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have proven we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to exploit intuitively. Without well-planned e-businesses, user interfaces are forced to become next-generation. Think six-sigma. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to recontextualize courageously. If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to grow dynamically. Do you have a plan to become holistic? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without power shifts, you will lack iteration. We will upgrade the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box". What does it really mean to target "proactively"? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "compliance". We will synergize the aptitude of user interfaces to transition. The biometrics factor is end-to-end. We will generate the ability of experiences to deploy. Think reality-based. What does the industry jargon "integrated, one-to-one" really mean? We will mesh the power of action-items to transition. Quick: do you have a extensible, 24/7/365, B2C2B, next-generation game plan for handling emerging social networks? The ability to transform super-ultra-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to generate dynamically. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B.