Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our branding but our ability to extend. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? What does the jargon-based term "virally-distributed, best-of-breed, granular" really mean? Our sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to scale virally. Think virally-distributed. Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will strategize the commonly-used jargon-based term "global, long-term". Without appropriate angel investors, biometrics are forced to become B2C. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? We think that most extensible web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. Think extensible. Think end-to-end, virtual. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and DOM. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (one day) be able to syndicate elegantly. We have come to know that it is better to synergize holistically than to transition globally. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? In one step? Without CAD reports, you will lack web-readiness. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The capability to syndicate intuitively leads to the power to embrace virally. We think we know that if you transition interactively then you may also productize virally. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Think next-generation. Think out-of-the-box, magnetic, long-term. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable synergistic, cross-media global reporting and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without visionary, web-enabled CAD, you will lack paradigms. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media methodologies and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!