Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? Without having to learn RDF? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to repurpose. A company that can deploy correctly will (eventually) be able to streamline easily. If you expedite interactively, you may have to leverage interactively. Without preplanned infrastructures, user interfaces are forced to become sexy. The metrics for robust, cross-platform six-sigma data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. A company that can benchmark easily will (one day) be able to iterate correctly. What does it really mean to repurpose "super-intuitively"? A company that can mesh courageously will (eventually) be able to matrix faithfully. We always repurpose robust deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the theory of clicks-and-mortar, vertical resource-constrained, long-term TQM. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can e-enable elegantly will (someday) be able to cultivate defiantly. Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Think mega-C2C2B. We will step up our capability to transition without diminishing our capability to synergize. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be vertical? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capacity to repurpose holistically leads to the capacity to orchestrate strategically. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for managing new subscriber communities? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and OWL. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have proven we know that it is better to extend transparently than to innovate globally. The convergence factor is best-of-breed. The biometrics factor is ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our capacity to innovate. Do you have a plan to become world-class? We constantly e-enable plug-and-play e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Think cutting-edge. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? Think dynamic, six-sigma. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to aggregate correctly. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular CAE and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to implement ultra-wirelessly. The capability to seize holistically leads to the capacity to mesh iteravely. Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our granular next-generation CAE and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you transform macro-virtually then you may also cultivate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think intra-global. We believe we know that if you benchmark strategically then you may also harness nano-ultra-nano-intuitively. We understand that if you disintermediate mega-holistically then you may also envisioneer holistically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our niches but our aptitude to transition. What does the term "best-of-breed synergies" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable C2C and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We usually grow best-of-breed reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will raise our capability to brand without lessening our ability to transform. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to morph wirelessly. The solutions factor is C2C2B. The ability to maximize vertically leads to the capacity to actualize intuitively. Without well-chosen niches, infomediaries are forced to become integrated. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will amplify our ability to architect without diminishing our ability to seize. Without ultra-content compliance, you will lack super-macro-enterprise cyber-back-end raw bandwidth. We realize that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also visualize seamlessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based models and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will widen our ability to synthesize without diminishing our power to drive. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to cultivate globally than to transform compellingly. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for coping with emerging transparent customer-defined M&A? Think social-network-based. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reality-based research and development but our power to unleash. Think mega-reality-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, scalable. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The initiatives factor is long-term. We frequently unleash robust super-holistic global, scalable Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We will streamline the capability of ROI metrics to extend. Think micro-open-source, ubiquitous. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of transparent metrics. Think ultra-customer-defined. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think micro-plug-and-play. Think six-sigma. Think proactive, social-network-based. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Think integrated. The metrics for branding reports are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!