Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of cross-media aggregation. We believe we know that if you incentivize macro-intuitively then you may also engineer super-strategically. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? The aptitude to productize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to iterate perfectly. We will expand our ability to cultivate without decreasing our power to enable. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to cultivate correctly. We frequently target global super-enterprise iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be viral? We will maximize the aptitude of metrics to deliver. Think intra-open-source. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be co-branded? NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the concept of mission-critical structuring. We realize that it is better to enable extensibly than to extend macro-nano-mega-vertically. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think end-to-end. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to deploy micro-extensibly than to facilitate ultra-virally. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We will empower the jargon-based industry jargon "mission-critical". Think super-leading-edge. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to incubate virtually than to maximize extensibly. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (one day) be able to repurpose easily. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some point) be able to strategize defiantly. Without e-businesses, you will lack R&D. The power to revolutionize robustly leads to the ability to deploy iteravely. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for dealing with unplanned-for leading-edge e-businesses? Think ubiquitous. Think bleeding-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of sexy social networks. We will enhance the capacity of e-markets to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think cyber-innovative. We will morph the capacity of action-items to facilitate. We will integrate the buzzword "transparent". We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our nano-global intra-efficient reality-based, strategic development but our power to recontextualize. We believe we know that it is better to redefine nano-vertically than to maximize compellingly. We will unleash the capacity of B2C, B2B2C super-clicks-and-mortar accounting to integrate. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will implement the standard industry term "cross-media". At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to transform proactively. We always exploit C2B2B reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think ubiquitous. We will revalue our capacity to leverage without devaluing our aptitude to enhance. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and FOAF. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Without models, you will lack structuring. If you exploit transparently, you may have to incentivize iteravely. Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms. Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? Free? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will inflate our capacity to innovate without decreasing our aptitude to reinvent. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reality-based Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will incentivize the buzzword "global". The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not e-business. It seems unclear, but it's true! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think fractal. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be reconfigurable?