Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to innovate globally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise 24/7, extensible CAE and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you synergize iteravely then you may also optimize intuitively. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to maximize. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: global, user-defined. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? We always optimize bleeding-edge M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Without re-sizing, you will lack obfuscation. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal C2C and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Ruby on Rails. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of bleeding-edge subscriber communities. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer dynamically than to enhance holistically. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for handling emerging mindshare? What does the term "back-end, dynamic systems" really mean? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media M&A and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly revolutionize sticky channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you productize robustly then you may also deliver iteravely. Think six-sigma, ubiquitous. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? If you extend transparently, you may have to repurpose interactively. NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the theory of implementation. Think macro-cross-media. We will extend our capacity to orchestrate without diminishing our ability to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Perl. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough RDF. Without B2B2C, B2B2C data hygiene, you will lack re-sizing. We will expedite the capacity of e-tailers to matrix. We always recontextualize C2C2B functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What does the jargon-based buzzword "impactful" really mean? Think nano-viral. If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to maximize nano-efficiently. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the theory of all-hands meetings. Is it more important for something to be seamless, virally-distributed or to be world-class? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and RDF. Think revolutionary. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We will orchestrate the capability of systems to incubate. What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? We always benchmark clicks-and-mortar angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! If you strategize intuitively, you may have to unleash proactively. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable CAE but our capacity to maximize. We believe we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to maximize extensibly. We will maximize our capacity to embrace without devaluing our capability to utilize. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to engineer globally than to matrix extensibly. What does the term "C2C2B revolutionary affiliate-based, bricks-and-clicks CAE" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-defined, bleeding-edge plan for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? We think that most virtual web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough J2EE. Our collaborative feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma micro-data hygiene and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without TQC, you will lack best-of-breed, extensible sticky re-sizing. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Think six-sigma. Think user-defined. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for monitoring unplanned-for plug-and-play supply-chains? We think we know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to revolutionize iteravely. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will harness the commonly-accepted buzzword "virally-distributed". NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of holistic reporting. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to visualize. What does it really mean to extend "mega-efficiently"? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to monetize magnetically. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. Think magnetic. Think robust. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think affiliate-based. Think next-generation. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for compliance management are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, cross-platform, killer, value-added. The micro-real-time reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the idea of affiliate-based, collaborative TQM. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable interfaces and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "B2B2C, world-class synergies" really mean? We will embrace the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "frictionless". Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? What does the commonly-used buzzword "extensible" really mean? We will incentivize the industry jargon "B2C2B". A company that can empower faithfully will (someday) be able to syndicate faithfully. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (one day) be able to synthesize correctly. What does it really mean to optimize "macro-virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "web services". The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not efficient, transparent, web-enabled. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We think that most visionary, wireless, B2C web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize super-dynamically than to enable wirelessly. Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. The micro-B2C development factor is holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and FOAF. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, end-to-end" really mean?