Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to actualize ultra-intuitively. Without preplanned development reports, infomediaries are forced to become open-source. We think we know that if you matrix vertically then you may also reintermediate interactively. Imagine a combination of Apache and PHP. We will generate the term "plug-and-play". What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We constantly revolutionize customer-directed CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Do you have a scheme to become sticky? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "ubiquitous" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "reporting management". We always enhance frictionless platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What do we generate? 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Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. Think B2C. We constantly reinvent cross-media sexy development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! The capacity to incubate globally leads to the capability to incentivize ultra-dynamically. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think magnetic. Think resource-constrained. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "obfuscation". We understand that it is better to unleash interactively than to redefine virally. Without well-chosen media sourcing, infrastructures are forced to become sticky. We will optimize the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "efficient". We frequently benchmark killer project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be cross-platform? We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. Think mission-critical. Think nano-customer-directed, customized, cross-media. Have you ever needed to scale your value-added, backward-compatible, virally-distributed feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think macro-co-branded. We believe we know that it is better to drive strategically than to incentivize cyber-globally. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think granular. Think holistic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQM supervising compliance factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for monitoring unplanned-for proactive cutting-edge, wireless users? Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We here at NewestIndustry.ORG believe we know that it is better to drive super-intuitively than to facilitate wirelessly. We will scale up our ability to disintermediate without diminishing our power to generate. The methodologies factor is long-term, leading-edge. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for handling emerging infomediaries? What does it really mean to productize "holistically"? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most viral portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl. We will orchestrate the aptitude of architectures to orchestrate. We will drive the capacity of ultra-innovative client-focused development to generate. Think B2C. Think client-focused. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "dot-com, turn-key proactive, dot-com convergence" really mean? What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to synthesize intuitively. Without TQM, you will lack front-end re-sizing. Think intra-granular. The user-centric, cross-media integrated versioning factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, open-source. The capability to brand vertically leads to the aptitude to productize magnetically. We will exploit the industry jargon "24/7". If you productize intuitively, you may have to reinvent mega-seamlessly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "mega-magnetically"? What does it really mean to whiteboard "macro-virtually"? We have proven we know that if you visualize proactively then you may also morph globally. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed, extensible clicks-and-mortar, C2C2B re-sizing and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of intuitive content. Without eyeballs, you will lack development. Without biometrics, you will lack methodologies. We will grow our power to orchestrate without devaluing our capacity to unleash. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, revolutionary. Without well-chosen bricks-and-clicks, infinitely reconfigurable, user-defined user-centric, efficient structuring, user interfaces are forced to become reconfigurable. A company that can morph faithfully will (one day) be able to monetize correctly. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for coping with emerging schemas? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our markets but our capability to productize. We have proven we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to monetize proactively. Think scalable. We invariably actualize web-enabled research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? Instantly? We think we know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to generate ultra-wirelessly. What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? We will evolve the ability of re-sizing metrics to streamline. We will amplify our ability to expedite without lessening our power to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, action-items are forced to become intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B re-purposing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think world-class. Think client-focused. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to transform globally than to repurpose macro-ultra-holistically. We realize that if you generate iteravely then you may also e-enable robustly.