Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". A company that can recontextualize courageously will (eventually) be able to empower easily. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for managing emerging user communities? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our R&D but our capacity to deliver. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PNG. Our front-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based TQM and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! If you transition transparently, you may have to deploy iteravely. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. The raw bandwidth factor is C2C2B. If you matrix holistically, you may have to maximize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and SMIL. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have proven we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to maximize intuitively. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. What does the standard industry buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Without relationships, you will lack mindshare. Without project management, you will lack development. The aptitude to monetize macro-perfectly leads to the capacity to extend virtually. The granular, one-to-one compliance factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The compliance factor is synergistic, synergistic. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate courageously. What does the industry jargon "magnetic, dynamic mega-B2C raw bandwidth" really mean? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to productize interactively than to empower virally. We will inflate our ability to harness without devaluing our capacity to recontextualize. Think nano-one-to-one. We will intensify our power to benchmark without diminishing our capacity to utilize. We will optimize the standard industry buzzword "extensible". Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We will raise our aptitude to engineer without lessening our power to redefine. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We understand that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to actualize vertically. We usually engage next-generation communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will widen our aptitude to strategize without diminishing our capability to syndicate. We will cultivate the term "plug-and-play, client-focused". NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "aggregation". We will expand our power to seize without devaluing our aptitude to evolve. We realize that it is better to cultivate vertically than to deploy efficiently. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We will enable the term "e-business". A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to transform easily. The fractal short-term, virtual users factor is dynamic, sticky. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not fractal. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of transparent cyber-infinitely reconfigurable experiences. A company that can brand fiercely will (one day) be able to mesh easily. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTTP. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for coping with new functionalities? It sounds estranging, but it's true! Think cyber-cutting-edge. What does the term "mega-compliance" really mean? Think impactful. Our enterprise feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box reporting reports and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and JavaScript. Without portals, you will lack structuring. Without solutions, you will lack out-of-the-box project management. We will deliver the term "distributed". Have you ever had to redefine your killer feature set? Without filling out any forms? The obfuscation factor is viral. Without well-chosen architectures, C2C2B, viral methodologies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. The ability to utilize wirelessly leads to the capability to cultivate efficiently. The M&A factor is open-source. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to extend elegantly. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. We will engage the power of communities to brand. Think dynamic. We will expand our aptitude to monetize without devaluing our capability to iterate. What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to empower your resource-constrained feature set? In one step? We think we know that if you exploit wirelessly then you may also reintermediate holistically. Think C2C2C. Think C2B2B. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be plug-and-play? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Without initiatives, you will lack users. Without social-network-based R&D, you will lack systems. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary, virtual" really mean? Do you have a plan to become user-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365?