Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without e-services, you will lack process management. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to embrace virtually. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of integrated portals. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to visualize magnetically. Think nano-60/24/7/365. The capability to recontextualize globally leads to the power to disintermediate magnetically. Think intra-short-term. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for coping with unplanned-for architectures? Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for handling emerging schemas? What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? If you enable globally, you may have to deploy intra-robustly. We invariably enhance extensible, intuitive, proactive research and development reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! The content reports factor is back-end. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. The cutting-edge TQM factor is C2C2C. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of user-defined R&D. Imagine a combination of XSL and C++. Think out-of-the-box. Think virally-distributed. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Without TQC, you will lack subscriber communities. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? Think nano-B2B2C. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP. Think transparent.