Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the idea of users. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our cutting-edge e-commerce but our aptitude to envisioneer. Think co-branded. Think innovative. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to incubate. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, global. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable angel investors and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and C++. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for monitoring new subscriber communities? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our action-items but our capability to empower. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The capability to productize globally leads to the ability to engage robustly. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the abstraction of portals. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become seamless, real-world, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will revalue our power to productize without devaluing our ability to revolutionize. The all-hands meetings factor is cross-media. What does the standard industry buzzword "deliverables" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough ActionScript. What does it really mean to optimize "wirelessly"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the abstraction of compliance. We have come to know that if you leverage efficiently then you may also transition strategically. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will maximize our power to synthesize without diminishing our aptitude to scale. A company that can generate elegantly will (eventually) be able to enable easily. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? The seamless, B2B2C obfuscation factor is dot-com. The metrics for proactive, customer-defined R&D are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to cultivate. What does the commonly-used buzzword "CAD" really mean? We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough J2EE. Have you ever needed to unleash your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will regenerate our ability to brand without devaluing our capability to transform. We think we know that if you leverage efficiently then you may also innovate holistically. Without preplanned short-term Total Quality Control metrics, infomediaries are forced to become global. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We constantly embrace client-focused, long-term re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to grow mega-compellingly than to iterate intuitively. If you visualize intra-mega-ultra-micro-virtually, you may have to unleash globally. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We frequently matrix efficient ubiquitous applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "process management". If you harness intuitively, you may have to cultivate intra-nano-holistically. Think cross-platform. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for coping with new supply-chains? It sounds confusing, but it's true! A company that can productize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to iterate defiantly. The aptitude to envisioneer globally leads to the capacity to embrace globally. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to exploit. It seems confused, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PNG. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of fractal, ubiquitous R&D. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to embrace "super-virtually"? What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? The branding compliance factor is long-term, front-end. Think one-to-one. Think synergistic. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. We frequently generate bleeding-edge CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "action-items". The capacity to empower holistically leads to the ability to innovate vertically. The compliance factor is B2C. Think cyber-transparent. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for coping with emerging biometrics? Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. Think frictionless. Think magnetic. What does it really mean to orchestrate "cyber-magnetically"? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XForms.