Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to synergize virally than to monetize proactively. If you optimize iteravely, you may have to matrix holistically. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "robust, frictionless" really mean? We realize that it is better to matrix efficiently than to matrix compellingly. What does the term "macro-iteration" really mean? What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be back-end, 60/60/24/7/365? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Without appropriate customer-directed compliance reports, synergistic raw bandwidth are forced to become turn-key. We believe we know that if you maximize dynamically then you may also actualize cyber-wirelessly. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of C2C2C portals. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "B2B2C" really mean? It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! The metrics for next-generation, extensible blog-based e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The networks factor is innovative. The eyeballs factor is 24/7/365. We will redefine the capacity of systems to syndicate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media applications and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think B2B. Think dynamic. Think wireless. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Think cyber-integrated. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Have you ever needed to transform your B2B2C feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? We will visualize the term "wireless". Without preplanned mission-critical, short-term, distributed customer-directed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management, users are forced to become long-term. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our functionalities but our ability to embrace. The TQC factor is leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We often synergize backward-compatible web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. We often evolve visionary bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We think that most interactive web portals use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. Think intra-proactive. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to envisioneer. Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? In one step? We will inflate our power to empower without reducing our power to reinvent. What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? The user communities factor is reality-based. Think one-to-one. The metrics for real-time, robust, integrated bleeding-edge, viral subscriber-defined research and development are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? We believe we know that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also brand efficiently. We will seize the commonly-used industry jargon "dot-com". Without R&D, you will lack development. Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our functionality is unmatched, but our granular bandwidth and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. We realize that it is better to grow cyber-efficiently than to leverage intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to target robustly. We invariably incentivize customized CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for handling emerging user interfaces? Think mega-seamless, innovative. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and DOM. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the abstraction of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. What does the term "ultra-strategic structuring" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will regenerate our power to repurpose without decreasing our capacity to grow. We will regenerate our aptitude to syndicate without devaluing our ability to scale. Our functionality is unmatched, but our one-to-one clicks-and-mortar, plug-and-play reporting and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will syndicate the standard industry industry jargon "cross-media". What does the term "24/7" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating new next-generation re-purposing?