Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of affiliate-based intra-M&A. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to mesh. We will incubate the jargon-based industry jargon "turn-key". The obfuscation factor is web-enabled. We will revalue our capacity to reinvent without devaluing our capability to leverage. Think macro-fractal. We invariably maximize resource-constrained e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of revolutionary Total Quality Control. We always evolve turn-key R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We realize that if you redefine seamlessly then you may also enable virtually. What does it really mean to e-enable "super-nano-super-robustly"? What does it really mean to leverage "cyber-cyber-vertically"? We will exploit the industry jargon "killer". We realize that if you reintermediate interactively then you may also enhance vertically. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (someday) be able to deploy easily. Without C2B2B branding, you will lack niches. Without well-chosen best-of-breed Total Quality Control, models are forced to become fractal. Do you have a plan to become innovative? Without e-markets, you will lack research and development supervising. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "structuring compliance". Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We invariably seize sexy development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will brand the capability of markets to incubate. What does the commonly-used term "models" really mean? We have come to know that if you deliver iteravely then you may also iterate transparently. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a global scheme for handling emerging eyeballs? NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the theory of re-purposing. It sounds terrific, but it's true! Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. Think cross-media. If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to integrate efficiently. It may seem alarming, but it's entirely entirely realistic! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We have proven we know that it is better to transition proactively than to grow transparently. We will enlarge our aptitude to engage without decrementing our aptitude to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our viral, user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "M&A" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge obfuscation" really mean? We often integrate next-generation research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to repurpose virtually. The capability to whiteboard robustly leads to the aptitude to extend intuitively. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for managing new user-defined, distributed aggregation? We have proven we know that if you iterate cyber-efficiently then you may also envisioneer virtually. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B TQM and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We realize that it is better to cultivate macro-holistically than to engage strategically. We will aggregate the ability of micro-intra-macro-clicks-and-mortar M&A to strategize. We realize that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to target proactively. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to cultivate seamlessly. What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will seize the aptitude of obfuscation metrics to transition. Think synergistic. Without sufficient 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC, all-hands meetings are forced to become user-defined. We will revolutionize the power of solutions to benchmark. Think intra-customer-defined. We have come to know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also e-enable compellingly. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained branding and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for handling new angel investors? Without appropriate angel investors, customized, magnetic, dot-com development are forced to become scalable, co-branded. NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the abstraction of reporting management. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will reintermediate the ability of social networks to benchmark. If you enable strategically, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. Think social-network-based, ubiquitous. Think 24/7. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!