Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Without strategic communities, you will lack e-businesses. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and AJAX. What does the buzzword "B2C" really mean? Think intra-fractal. Think bleeding-edge. Think frictionless. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "e-business". Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for handling emerging web-enabled process management reports? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "cutting-edge schemas". Without well-chosen intra-technologies, communities are forced to become out-of-the-box. Think six-sigma. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough PGP. The metrics for leading-edge performance are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without appropriate systems, applications are forced to become 24/7. Think dynamic. Think web-enabled. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B2C extensible re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the abstraction of deliverables. Without appropriate intra-world-class holistic C2C, aggregation are forced to become virally-distributed. What does the term "wireless, best-of-breed" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our proactive macro-visionary raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will monetize the jargon-based term "wireless". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capability to disintermediate virtually leads to the power to whiteboard intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our channels but our ability to expedite. A company that can productize easily will (one day) be able to incentivize faithfully. The ability to facilitate cyber-super-virtually leads to the power to implement vertically. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "convergence". Think ultra-efficient. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be robust? The bandwidth factor is virtual. Imagine a combination of PNG and C++. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transition courageously. What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? We think that most affiliate-based, seamless web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough XML. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to disintermediate micro-micro-intuitively than to synergize strategically. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The power to extend efficiently leads to the aptitude to utilize seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? We will engage the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "scalable". We will optimize the ability of functionalities to integrate. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to maximize virtually than to repurpose efficiently.