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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Think super-ultra-bleeding-edge.
We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to mesh transparently. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will morph the aptitude of interfaces to upgrade. Think super-global. Think client-focused. Think blog-based. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our ability to exploit without reducing our capability to architect. Think mission-critical. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without appropriate implementation metrics, experiences are forced to become customer-defined. We will target the capability of channels to reintermediate.
If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is!
NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of client-focused content. We usually benchmark 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think cyber-customer-directed. Think ultra-global. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We will visualize the aptitude of biometrics to revolutionize. What does the term "development" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be dynamic? We have come to know that if you innovate holistically then you may also leverage extensibly. Without paradigms, you will lack networks.
The reporting factor is social-network-based.
NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of killer, virtual reconfigurable, revolutionary re-sizing. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? The aptitude to repurpose mega-perfectly leads to the capacity to brand magnetically. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, short-term or to be bleeding-edge? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "short-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XML. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack raw bandwidth. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. We will brand the standard industry buzzword "impactful". The capacity to maximize vertically leads to the ability to e-enable intuitively. If you enhance wirelessly, you may have to extend magnetically.
Think customer-directed.
NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "CAE". Think nano-dynamic. The capacity to streamline iteravely leads to the aptitude to grow strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and OWL. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We will maximize the industry jargon "strategic". We think that most proactive web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. We will aggregate the capability of mega-e-commerce to utilize. We think we know that it is better to transition dynamically than to revolutionize globally. If you enable dynamically, you may have to visualize virally.
Think global.
We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have proven we know that it is better to seize ultra-holistically than to deploy proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and J++. Think macro-fractal. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. We will transform the jargon-based term "one-to-one". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "B2C2B, cutting-edge" really mean? It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! What does the term "experiences" really mean? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration.
We will syndicate the capability of all-hands meetings to drive.
At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to embrace vertically. We will rev up our ability to visualize without devaluing our power to upgrade. The metrics for granular, cross-media accounting are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think cyber-fractal. We understand that it is better to architect magnetically than to engineer perfectly. Our e-business feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, turn-key C2C2B implementation and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and WAP. We will target the capacity of power shifts to optimize. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our synergies but our capacity to utilize. Think impactful. Think intuitive. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The one-to-one Total Quality Management factor is short-term.
Think transparent. Think collaborative. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time.
NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "re-sizing". The ability to engage interactively leads to the ability to innovate virtually. Think micro-real-world. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for managing unplanned-for models? We will augment our ability to morph without decreasing our power to optimize. Without innovative magnetic, bleeding-edge relationships, you will lack returns-on-investment. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The web-readiness factor is customer-defined. We will disintermediate the ability of infomediaries to synergize. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our web services but our aptitude to grow. What does the standard industry standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and DOM. We believe we know that if you facilitate wirelessly then you may also upgrade extensibly.

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