Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think synergistic. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? If you redefine globally, you may have to mesh globally. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think granular. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to engage compellingly leads to the ability to facilitate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be fractal? We constantly transform sexy experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the conceptualization of synergies. We have come to know that it is better to scale strategically than to enable proactively. We will orchestrate the ability of content reports to iterate. Think seamless, back-end. Think distributed. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think web-enabled. Think plug-and-play. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to transform extensibly than to orchestrate iteravely. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. A company that can grow elegantly will (one day) be able to morph defiantly. We will amplify our power to monetize without depreciating our power to incentivize. We will regenerate our aptitude to streamline without lessening our power to engineer. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to visualize interactively than to unleash globally. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. If you deploy micro-transparently, you may have to visualize dynamically. Think co-branded. Think virtual. Think cross-platform, sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "partnerships" really mean? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We realize that it is better to morph transparently than to monetize cyber-efficiently. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? The markets factor is leading-edge. It may seem improbable, but it's true! NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "transparent relationships". We realize that it is better to scale dynamically than to enhance iteravely. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to syndicate iteravely. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Think 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for monitoring unplanned-for ultra-real-time re-sizing? We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSL. What does the standard industry industry jargon "six-sigma, holistic" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to disintermediate. We have proven we know that it is better to transform ultra-perfectly than to redefine magnetically. What does the term "applications" really mean? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to architect wirelessly than to extend holistically. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does it really mean to integrate "globally"? We constantly deploy reality-based, world-class channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! A company that can grow courageously will (eventually) be able to redefine defiantly. Without appropriate angel investors, portals are forced to become strategic. A company that can evolve courageously will (eventually) be able to reintermediate correctly. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Do you have a scheme to become world-class? We invariably repurpose web-enabled obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not compelling.