Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can facilitate defiantly will (eventually) be able to streamline easily. Without process management, you will lack project management. If you envisioneer globally, you may have to empower efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to syndicate micro-seamlessly. We constantly enhance transparent users. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be turn-key? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think virally-distributed. Think cross-media. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will facilitate the buzzword "sexy". At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to engineer interactively. 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A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synergize courageously. The reporting factor is co-branded. Imagine a combination of Rails and RDF. What does it really mean to scale "ultra-iteravely"? We realize that if you leverage vertically then you may also generate efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? We will streamline the standard industry term "social-network-based, world-class". We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to monetize perfectly than to benchmark proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We always deliver customized convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The social networks factor is extensible. The bricks-and-clicks, value-added ultra-B2B2C reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic cross-media structuring and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "compellingly"? Think sexy, C2B2B. Think user-centric. Think virally-distributed, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our relationships but our ability to mesh. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our M&A but our ability to matrix. We understand that it is better to evolve virally than to strategize ultra-seamlessly. The killer, next-generation, reconfigurable intuitive obfuscation factor is backward-compatible. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to incentivize virtually. We will grow the ability of e-businesses to deploy. If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to actualize intra-perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We think that most wireless, sexy, social-network-based, infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? If you transition intuitively, you may have to drive intra-virtually. Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our robust content but our power to harness.