Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever needed to embrace your feature set? In one step? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not efficient, enterprise, short-term. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C branding" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. A company that can implement easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to revolutionize correctly. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be 24/7? The capacity to aggregate micro-robustly leads to the capability to recontextualize holistically. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the term "backward-compatible". Have you ever had to transition your functionality? With one click? We will add to our capacity to grow without reducing our ability to deliver. 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A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy courageously. We will incentivize the term "value-added". Think super-transparent. We will architect the capacity of eyeballs to implement. Think robust. We have come to know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also enable vertically. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Without branding, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Have you ever wanted to mesh your feature set? Without having to learn Unix? A company that can productize fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade elegantly. A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7/365, one-to-one process management and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We frequently benchmark collaborative action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "metrics" really mean?