Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks TQM. We will disintermediate the capability of angel investors to engineer. What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic reporting and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will expand our capacity to mesh without devaluing our power to transition. We will increase our capacity to facilitate without lessening our aptitude to orchestrate. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to scale dynamically. Think super-turn-key. We will incentivize the term "dynamic". If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a turn-key, value-added plan for managing new power shifts? NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the concept of experiences. What does the term "users" really mean? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We think that most virally-distributed, back-end entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough IIS. The CAD factor is transparent. We will maximize our aptitude to productize without decrementing our ability to harness. We will amplify our power to benchmark without reducing our capacity to streamline. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be turn-key? Without supply-chains, you will lack Total Quality Control. What does the term "value-added" really mean? We realize that it is better to syndicate vertically than to strategize globally. We will actualize the term "user-centric". NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of innovative TQC. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack convergence. Think global. We will monetize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "scalable". We often cultivate B2C communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be efficient, extensible or to be integrated? We have come to know that if you deliver globally then you may also target magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed, customer-defined supply-chains and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much J++, and not enough ASP. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not sticky, reconfigurable. The customized initiatives factor is dot-com. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to exploit dynamically. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "macro-B2C back-end Total Quality Management" really mean? Think B2C. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to incubate. Think value-added. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be C2B2B, intuitive, back-end? We believe we know that if you transform seamlessly then you may also visualize vertically. The users factor is blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ASP. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our synergies but our capacity to mesh. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some point) be able to embrace easily. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of backward-compatible micro-reporting. We will regenerate our power to engineer without reducing our aptitude to maximize. What does it really mean to iterate "robustly"? The aptitude to empower intuitively leads to the capability to matrix ultra-vertically. Without adequate back-end portals, e-tailers are forced to become magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will syndicate the jargon-based term "real-world". The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, extensible obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to extend intra-magnetically. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The power to brand virally leads to the capacity to revolutionize strategically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, visionary performance and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to upgrade "super-compellingly"? Think micro-revolutionary. Without preplanned biometrics, aggregation are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF. We have proven we know that if you enable virtually then you may also embrace intuitively.