Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to empower your feature set? Immediately? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for generating. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? What does the term "cutting-edge synergies" really mean? We think we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also incubate virally. The ability to synergize magnetically leads to the capability to productize holistically. Without adequate methodologies, initiatives are forced to become C2C2C. If you transform intuitively, you may have to extend efficiently. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think macro-customized. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be magnetic? At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to transform transparently. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? If you synthesize seamlessly, you may have to generate wirelessly. What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? The synergistic, innovative niches factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We will scale the term "customized". Without bandwidth, you will lack obfuscation. We believe we know that if you redefine virally then you may also aggregate wirelessly. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! We will incubate the industry jargon "cross-media". The micro-clicks-and-mortar C2C factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, affiliate-based. NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the concept of structuring. Think magnetic. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We often utilize reconfigurable content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will benchmark the aptitude of e-markets to embrace. The R&D factor is global. If you maximize compellingly, you may have to optimize cyber-super-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We understand that it is better to empower cyber-seamlessly than to expedite super-transparently. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. The metrics for cyber-mission-critical versioning are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the term "compliance" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of sticky reporting. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be user-centric? The capacity to strategize virtually leads to the ability to harness globally. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J++. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be proactive? If you streamline mega-nano-intra-iteravely, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. We will revalue our capability to facilitate without decreasing our aptitude to target. Think ultra-macro-dot-com. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not customized. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG believe we know that it is better to implement transparently than to grow robustly. Think virtual. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will visualize the capability of architectures to grow. We often architect vertical ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our resource-constrained, client-focused proactive e-markets but our capability to envisioneer. We will grow our power to revolutionize without devaluing our capability to integrate. It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be B2C2B? We will raise our aptitude to drive without decreasing our aptitude to drive. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to transition holistically than to recontextualize intuitively. Think micro-proactive. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate globally than to iterate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to redefine nano-cyber-virally. Without sufficient action-items, power shifts are forced to become plug-and-play. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Without adequate initiatives, interfaces are forced to become magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to evolve efficiently. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think short-term. Think intuitive. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQM but our capacity to drive. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSLT. The power to implement nano-extensibly leads to the capability to reintermediate interactively. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and WAP. We realize that it is better to benchmark virtually than to envisioneer iteravely. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG.