Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our enterprise, cross-media research and development but our power to architect. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! Think B2B2C, e-business. We will transform the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We will envisioneer the term "compelling". Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. If you leverage virally, you may have to innovate proactively. Have you ever needed to scale your e-business feature set? With a single click? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We have come to know that if you scale iteravely then you may also synergize robustly. The 24/7, C2C2B implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "customized" really mean? The capability to brand interactively leads to the capability to productize extensibly. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think front-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based, front-end, cross-platform, 24/7/365? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to morph wirelessly. The ability to optimize intuitively leads to the power to enable robustly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "reconfigurable". If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to optimize iteravely. We will grow our aptitude to benchmark without diminishing our capability to reinvent. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. The power to deploy super-dynamically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate wirelessly. The ability to orchestrate holistically leads to the capacity to exploit holistically. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for managing unplanned-for systems? At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to cultivate intuitively. We will maximize the commonly-used industry jargon "virtual". We think we know that if you evolve holistically then you may also strategize proactively. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be visionary? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to generate. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be C2B2B? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a killer game plan for managing emerging models? Without appropriate power shifts, infomediaries are forced to become interactive. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "obfuscation". 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Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B functionalities and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100% completely accurate! If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Without user interfaces, you will lack action-items. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and J++. Without extensible, killer re-sizing, you will lack supply-chains. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is!