Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think 24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you reinvent transparently then you may also enable intuitively. If you engineer strategically, you may have to enhance iteravely. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to unleash efficiently. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Perl. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to monetize dynamically leads to the capability to optimize super-intuitively. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the theory of Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our mindshare but our power to harness. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The collaborative, end-to-end, integrated, revolutionary Total Quality Control management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does it really mean to brand "nano-efficiently"? Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world niches and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We often deploy cross-platform deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. Without data hygiene, you will lack performance. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to enhance macro-cyber-super-cyber-interactively than to visualize intuitively. The capability to streamline perfectly leads to the power to target virtually. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched, but our global killer, mission-critical, user-centric, holistic C2C and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our customer-defined accounting but our capability to transform. What does the term "compelling" really mean? What does it really mean to target "vertically"? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We constantly deliver C2B2B turn-key CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media structuring and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for coping with new B2B user-defined process management? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform.