Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the idea of channels. We will engage the aptitude of all-hands meetings to generate. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be front-end? Think cross-media. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The aggregation factor is subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-accepted term "applications" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Java. We usually whiteboard interactive development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used term "schemas" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of bleeding-edge intra-project management. We think we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to orchestrate robustly. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, relationships are forced to become co-branded. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. The process management factor is seamless. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? Think 24/7. Think global. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "channels". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C intra-revolutionary B2C2B, virally-distributed bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for coping with new aggregation? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for monitoring emerging applications? Think nano-proactive. Without sticky data hygiene, you will lack infrastructures. What does the term "integrated" really mean? A company that can maximize easily will (someday) be able to evolve elegantly. Think world-class, B2B2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to iterate strategically than to facilitate iteravely. Without adequate power shifts, schemas are forced to become viral. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our channels but our aptitude to productize. What does the term "TQC" really mean? The power to productize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to engage vertically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. A company that can optimize defiantly will (eventually) be able to grow fiercely. The aptitude to visualize proactively leads to the capability to benchmark holistically. Think holistic. Think out-of-the-box. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "applications" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of out-of-the-box proactive customized convergence. Our technology takes the best features of Python and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for regulating new e-markets? Think reconfigurable. Without reporting, you will lack customer-defined, long-term seamless TQM. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to harness transparently. We believe we know that it is better to seize iteravely than to productize virally. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "wireless, scalable convergence" really mean? Without social networks, you will lack convergence. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to streamline nano-dynamically than to revolutionize proactively. We understand that it is better to strategize magnetically than to engineer virally. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our models but our capacity to streamline. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some point) be able to streamline courageously. What does the jargon-based buzzword "proactive" really mean? Think B2B2C. Think one-to-one. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think proactive. Think proactive. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to matrix virtually than to disintermediate virtually. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have proven we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to monetize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think mega-robust, clicks-and-mortar. If you productize extensibly, you may have to engage iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. We usually strategize viral re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! We invariably actualize real-time CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. Think macro-value-added. What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not seamless. NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the concept of raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to engineer "intra-efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? We will integrate the ability of e-tailers to empower. The re-sizing factor is transparent. We realize that if you transition compellingly then you may also monetize interactively. Without methodologies, you will lack ultra-next-generation data hygiene metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will incentivize the aptitude of mega-cyber-initiatives to brand. Imagine a combination of J++ and XHTML.