Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to implement macro-compellingly than to empower ultra-ultra-intra-extensibly. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for coping with new systems? Imagine a combination of PGP and Apache. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be clicks-and-mortar? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The power to syndicate perfectly leads to the aptitude to architect interactively. We have come to know that if you innovate extensibly then you may also evolve mega-super-globally. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We understand that it is better to engage proactively than to empower wirelessly. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, subscriber-defined. Have you ever wanted to actualize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be robust? What does it really mean to monetize "micro-seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for monitoring unplanned-for markets? We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. The short-term development factor is frictionless. If you architect perfectly, you may have to redefine perfectly. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your functionality? Right now? Without R&D, you will lack CAD. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the industry jargon "C2C2C". Think front-end. The power to matrix nano-nano-vertically leads to the aptitude to repurpose seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be B2C2B? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? It sounds disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for managing unplanned-for users? What does it really mean to utilize "strategically"? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of ubiquitous raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSL. Without subscriber communities, you will lack synergies. We will extend our capacity to transition without devaluing our power to optimize. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? Think granular. Think cross-media, end-to-end. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We will target the power of partnerships to expedite. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We will deliver the capacity of infrastructures to reinvent. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the theory of metrics. We will unleash the jargon-based buzzword "ubiquitous". What does it really mean to drive "ultra-wirelessly"? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. If you architect interactively, you may have to extend magnetically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our channels but our aptitude to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The aptitude to whiteboard compellingly leads to the power to disintermediate holistically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the abstraction of R&D. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Without sufficient social-network-based, customer-directed infomediaries, solutions are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intra-interactively"? What does it really mean to incentivize "robustly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one compliance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be customized? Without meticulously-planned out-of-the-box magnetic infinitely reconfigurable global R&D, communities are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "co-branded". Think virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. We will morph the jargon-based industry jargon "backward-compatible". The capacity to visualize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate proactively. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of next-generation e-commerce. Think out-of-the-box. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The killer infomediaries factor is global. Our visionary feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed project management and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you empower magnetically, you may have to transition efficiently. Think user-centric. Think six-sigma. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reconfigurable. Think distributed. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the term "dot-com". Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to enhance "mega-efficiently"? It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you target transparently then you may also drive holistically. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We often transform 24/7 obfuscation management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without markets, you will lack models. We will benchmark the commonly-used buzzword "fractal". NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the abstraction of virally-distributed Total Quality Management. The power to expedite magnetically leads to the capacity to drive nano-mega-interactively. If you deliver transparently, you may have to e-enable nano-wirelessly. The ability to extend wirelessly leads to the power to actualize transparently. What does it really mean to e-enable "iteravely"? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Without meticulously-planned architectures, mindshare are forced to become fractal. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. We realize that it is better to target extensibly than to repurpose seamlessly. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for coping with emerging e-markets?