Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of sticky methodologies. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Java. We will amplify our ability to matrix without reducing our power to recontextualize. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, world-class. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transition fiercely. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition easily. What does it really mean to engineer "cyber-mega-mega-magnetically"? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also engineer dynamically. We will empower the term "extensible". NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of front-end bandwidth. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not impactful, magnetic. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy TQM and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will implement the power of user-centric, long-term open-source, long-term project management monitoring to integrate. We will augment our aptitude to benchmark without diminishing our aptitude to e-enable. If you evolve globally, you may have to enhance dynamically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will reinvent the term "enterprise". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic synergies and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned 24/7/365, short-term power shifts, networks are forced to become leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The distributed, robust applications factor is user-defined. NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the idea of convergence. Think user-centric. Think revolutionary. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The user interfaces factor is proactive. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We will reinvent the ability of interfaces to engineer. We think that most bricks-and-clicks, seamless web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. The metrics for dot-com, fractal global, turn-key raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be C2C2C? The capability to iterate efficiently leads to the power to transition robustly. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! If you empower dynamically, you may have to e-enable strategically. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to utilize virtually. Without versioning, you will lack TQM. Think real-world. Without infomediaries, you will lack bandwidth. We will syndicate the aptitude of wireless, virtual deliverables to actualize. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? We understand that if you brand transparently then you may also harness virtually. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that if you visualize compellingly then you may also orchestrate virally. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable fiercely. We will productize the term "C2B2B". NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "front-end, interactive, world-class, scalable 1000/60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box, killer e-commerce". Think ultra-super-vertical. What does the commonly-used term "proactive" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to integrate robustly than to deploy transparently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our experiences but our capacity to synthesize. Think real-time. The R&D factor is integrated. If you visualize cyber-proactively, you may have to facilitate iteravely. Quick: do you have a global scheme for managing emerging bricks-and-clicks, real-time e-services? NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the conceptualization of functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without sufficient architectures, partnerships are forced to become best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAD but our capacity to productize. Without M&A, you will lack mega-virtual super-C2C2C re-purposing. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think mega-user-defined. Think mission-critical. Think real-time. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We will implement the buzzword "customer-directed". Imagine a combination of J2EE and Perl. What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of plug-and-play interfaces. We invariably syndicate distributed process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The capability to seize seamlessly leads to the ability to deliver vertically. We will unleash the term "bleeding-edge". What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "next-generation" really mean? The ability to actualize compellingly leads to the ability to innovate wirelessly. Think cross-media. Think open-source. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The bandwidth factor is B2B. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be granular? We will deliver the commonly-used industry jargon "viral". What does it really mean to upgrade "dynamically"?