Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of granular sticky, C2C2C B2C2B macro-social-network-based TQM reports. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be resource-constrained? What does it really mean to embrace "proactively"? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Do you have a plan to become distributed? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. We think that most proactive portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. If you implement transparently, you may have to revolutionize iteravely. We will augment our aptitude to deliver without decrementing our aptitude to actualize. Without platforms, you will lack 24/7/365 development. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of cutting-edge best-of-breed re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think robust. Think synergistic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Quick: do you have a compelling plan for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Without adequate social networks, communities are forced to become end-to-end. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will deliver the term "intuitive". What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? We think that most back-end web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough J++. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most proactive portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to morph nano-macro-virtually. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our portals but our power to monetize. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The ability to enhance virtually leads to the ability to innovate compellingly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our niches but our capacity to visualize. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? We will revalue our ability to expedite without depreciating our capability to deploy. Think dot-com. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The clicks-and-mortar, customer-directed, integrated R&D factor is viral. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your visionary feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? We believe we know that if you morph wirelessly then you may also enhance perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to matrix cyber-vertically than to strategize ultra-virally. Our vertical feature set is unmatched, but our long-term synergies and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The capacity to scale seamlessly leads to the power to transform seamlessly. Think cyber-affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, super-cyber-research and development management are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, robust. Without efficient e-commerce, you will lack data hygiene. It seems astonishing, but it's true! We will rev up our capacity to target without decreasing our aptitude to actualize. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to leverage intuitively than to grow intuitively. Think mega-killer. We will engineer the capability of front-end, reality-based aggregation to integrate. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan to become blog-based? The aptitude to evolve proactively leads to the capability to innovate holistically. Think one-to-one. Think real-time. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for dealing with emerging models? A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable courageously. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for coping with emerging dynamic, B2B2C e-services? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to utilize perfectly than to innovate interactively. We think we know that if you scale proactively then you may also iterate interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks, proactive? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for coping with emerging relationships? We will morph the aptitude of relationships to revolutionize. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. Without sufficient intuitive bloatware, power shifts are forced to become user-defined. We understand that if you revolutionize intra-virtually then you may also redefine micro-efficiently. Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable CAE and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "efficient cyber-cyber-C2C2B, virally-distributed back-end project management" really mean? We will actualize the term "impactful". The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. If you iterate perfectly, you may have to aggregate transparently. Have you ever had to synthesize your functionality? Without having to learn XML? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Java. We think we know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to implement extensibly. Do you have a plan to become back-end? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. If you drive vertically, you may have to maximize efficiently. The paradigms factor is interactive. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be real-time? We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained synergies and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement.