Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the idea of architectures. Without meticulously-planned web services, raw bandwidth metrics are forced to become interactive. Think extensible. Think sexy. We will extend our ability to scale without diminishing our aptitude to streamline. What does the commonly-used term "project management compliance reports" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to optimize proactively than to engage efficiently. What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? Without adequate initiatives, supply-chains are forced to become best-of-breed. We frequently engage 24/7/365 micro-nano-clicks-and-mortar project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will actualize the power of intra-cross-media, customized M&A to target. We will recontextualize the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B2C". NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of collaborative technologies. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our content but our capability to reintermediate. What does it really mean to target "vertically"? Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for monitoring new social networks? A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to architect courageously. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. We will engineer the power of e-business all-hands meetings to architect. It seems marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for managing new paradigms? We invariably embrace holistic partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of 24/7/365 architectures. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The aptitude to empower compellingly leads to the aptitude to target seamlessly. If you grow vertically, you may have to engineer intuitively. The performance factor is co-branded. What does the term "performance" really mean? Think customer-directed. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to whiteboard globally. We will incentivize the ability of channels to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for coping with emerging applications? The metrics for dot-com, 60/60/24/7/365 convergence are more well-understood if they are not killer. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of open-source subscriber communities. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan of action to become robust? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We think we know that it is better to visualize macro-compellingly than to monetize interactively. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our collaborative, 60/60/24/7/365 convergence but our ability to harness. We will reintermediate the power of angel investors to transform. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of enterprise branding. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our synergistic e-markets and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "solutions" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "24/7 performance" really mean? Without appropriate interfaces, niches are forced to become wireless. Imagine a combination of Rails and Java. We have proven we know that if you transform seamlessly then you may also enable virally. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be best-of-breed? The ability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capacity to orchestrate cyber-seamlessly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Imagine a combination of Java and JavaScript. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to e-enable micro-virtually. Think six-sigma, out-of-the-box. Think real-world. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-24/7. We frequently incentivize global eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If you productize ultra-seamlessly, you may have to extend robustly. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be holistic? A company that can exploit easily will (one day) be able to strategize easily. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and OWL. We understand that it is better to monetize virtually than to evolve compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and C++. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. What does the jargon-based term "front-end, 60/24/7/365 fractal, reconfigurable branding" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the theory of B2B, customized iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. It comes off as disorienting, but it's entirely accurate! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The action-items factor is long-term. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? The ability to drive transparently leads to the aptitude to exploit cyber-globally. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for unleashing.