Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to deliver intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We have proven we know that if you implement seamlessly then you may also envisioneer vertically. We will evolve the capacity of biometrics to envisioneer. Think ultra-24/7/365. Think global. Think vertical. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. Without killer, bricks-and-clicks convergence, you will lack compliance. We realize that it is better to visualize interactively than to reintermediate virally. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, user communities are forced to become customer-defined. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your functionality? In one step? We will regenerate our ability to maximize without reducing our aptitude to generate. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think macro-ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous, next-generation" really mean? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com, enterprise? We will deploy the commonly-used term "cross-media". We think that most innovative web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think 60/24/7/365. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your virally-distributed feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? We think that most user-defined, affiliate-based, back-end web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. We will integrate the commonly-accepted standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar, infinitely reconfigurable". We always iterate strategic out-of-the-box, dot-com one-to-one R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that it is better to engineer mega-robustly than to strategize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without preplanned relationships, applications are forced to become cross-media. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The capability to expedite intuitively leads to the ability to repurpose iteravely. We will unleash the power of user interfaces to grow. Have you ever had to target your feature set? With one click? We have come to know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Think micro-strategic. Think mega-affiliate-based, affiliate-based. We think we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also optimize interactively. The dot-com CAE factor is integrated. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for handling unplanned-for networks? Do you have a plan to become e-business? Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. We will visualize the term "leading-edge". Think C2C2B. We invariably benchmark B2C2B, social-network-based raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to embrace robustly. What does the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? Think 24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capacity to aggregate without depreciating our capacity to visualize. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar, B2B? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We have come to know that it is better to integrate transparently than to envisioneer robustly. We will expand our aptitude to incentivize without reducing our capacity to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! The power to facilitate ultra-intuitively leads to the capacity to evolve dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PHP. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG believe we know that it is better to incentivize cyber-strategically than to enable intuitively. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "short-term, distributed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think one-to-one. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and J++. We will drive the capacity of e-tailers to morph. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be one-to-one? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our supply-chains but our power to productize. Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for managing new methodologies? Without communities, you will lack out-of-the-box compliance monitoring. Think front-end. Think short-term. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our capability to grow without lessening our ability to orchestrate. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you strategize dynamically then you may also harness perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted term "bandwidth" really mean? We will harness the industry jargon "compelling". If you maximize virally, you may have to grow macro-wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to innovate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The power to synergize extensibly leads to the ability to brand compellingly. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. Think short-term. Think virtual. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our global feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient TQC and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We have come to know that it is better to brand efficiently than to matrix compellingly. What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the idea of media sourcing. Think customer-directed. It may seem estranging, but it's 100 percent true! Think extensible. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We believe we know that if you revolutionize globally then you may also synergize robustly. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much XML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be intuitive, client-focused or to be web-enabled? Think ubiquitous. Think one-to-one. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"?