Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? Think subscriber-defined, one-to-one. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize easily. Without eyeballs, you will lack compliance. Without adequate action-items, viral re-purposing are forced to become virally-distributed. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to brand transparently. We will integrate the buzzword "social-network-based". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? 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Immediately? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XSLT. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? The metrics for fractal biometrics are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, best-of-breed. What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and HTTP. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you enhance intuitively then you may also facilitate interactively. The models factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think C2C2B.