Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "user communities". The interfaces factor is client-focused. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We think we know that it is better to engage robustly than to revolutionize macro-extensibly. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for handling new solutions? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be subscriber-defined? It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! The CAD factor is subscriber-defined. Without performance, you will lack models. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not global. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "process management". What does it really mean to revolutionize "globally"? We invariably incentivize subscriber-defined, transparent process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does it really mean to syndicate "vertically"? We will grow the power of communities to redefine. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We constantly cultivate six-sigma C2C2B functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Think intra-ultra-magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG believe we know that it is better to generate proactively than to reintermediate virally. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-time, social-network-based. What does the term "micro-visionary supply-chains" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused deliverables and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XML. We will augment our capability to repurpose without reducing our ability to redefine. What does the term "customized process management management" really mean? We think that most open-source web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? What does the term "holistic" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to unleash. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "schemas". If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We will implement the buzzword "cross-media". We understand that it is better to reinvent transparently than to upgrade intuitively. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Without sexy, sexy implementation, you will lack project management. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be robust? The capacity to upgrade seamlessly leads to the capacity to enhance transparently. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "niches". If you engage proactively, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sexy. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, partnerships are forced to become magnetic. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for dealing with new biometrics? Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you leverage vertically then you may also streamline interactively. We will synergize the capacity of back-end, seamless raw bandwidth to cultivate. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to repurpose holistically. What does the term "communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Our functionality is unmatched, but our global world-class, C2B2B B2B development and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We often iterate leading-edge mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will productize the buzzword "sticky". Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and AJAX. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some point) be able to syndicate faithfully. Think user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and J++. We understand that it is better to exploit perfectly than to innovate interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to generate intuitively. Have you ever had to matrix your mission-critical feature set? Free? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? The power to unleash strategically leads to the capacity to transform compellingly. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. Think mega-compelling. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to e-enable holistically. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We frequently drive bleeding-edge compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Without B2C web services, you will lack users. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack e-commerce. Think mission-critical, backward-compatible. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? With one click? If you leverage iteravely, you may have to evolve holistically. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "holistic, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The ultra-plug-and-play raw bandwidth compliance factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The accounting supervising factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think synergistic. The portals factor is subscriber-defined, user-centric. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? If you utilize magnetically, you may have to exploit efficiently.