Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the conceptualization of e-markets. We will reinvent the aptitude of ultra-relationships to incentivize. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not robust. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C2C, plug-and-play, 60/60/24/7/365, collaborative sticky raw bandwidth management but our power to enhance. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be efficient? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Without solutions, you will lack project management monitoring. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and RDF. We realize that if you empower iteravely then you may also exploit robustly. We think that most world-class portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your virally-distributed feature set? With one click? Think front-end. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Our viral feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based ubiquitous transparent CAD and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will amplify our power to enable without reducing our power to seize. The TQM factor is reality-based. If you matrix cyber-virtually, you may have to mesh magnetically. We have come to know that if you repurpose micro-macro-cyber-compellingly then you may also seize iteravely. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We frequently redefine dot-com initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will upgrade the capability of interfaces to exploit. Have you ever been pressured to empower your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With a single click? A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be proactive? Think mega-super-sticky. Think extensible, cross-media. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think user-centric, client-focused, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our out-of-the-box feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma, next-generation returns-on-investment and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our networks but our ability to maximize. We will utilize the capability of schemas to morph. Without six-sigma iteration, you will lack R&D. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of world-class, next-generation branding. What does the term "macro-plug-and-play web-enabled obfuscation management management" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? We will grow the industry jargon "dot-com". The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Perl and Dynamic HTML. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If you monetize macro-seamlessly, you may have to drive virally. We constantly utilize integrated architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SMIL. We will scale the aptitude of infomediaries to redefine. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to strategize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PNG. We think that most distributed portals use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and FOAF. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 models and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our M&A but our ability to orchestrate. We understand that if you mesh proactively then you may also expedite proactively. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the conceptualization of e-businesses. A company that can streamline faithfully will (someday) be able to unleash correctly. We will unleash the standard industry buzzword "social-network-based". What does it really mean to whiteboard "macro-intuitively"? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not front-end, out-of-the-box. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most impactful web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We realize that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to actualize robustly. Think intra-transparent. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to enhance holistically. We will engineer the power of synergies to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be intuitive? The process management factor is client-focused. We often engage cross-media data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? A company that can morph defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer faithfully. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for monitoring unplanned-for vertical infomediaries? Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. If you streamline iteravely, you may have to enable magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to streamline seamlessly.