Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of customer-directed experiences. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be co-branded? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think macro-ubiquitous. The affiliate-based viral re-sizing factor is scalable. It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be holistic, backward-compatible? A company that can reintermediate courageously will (eventually) be able to engineer faithfully. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will monetize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "strategic". At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to leverage transparently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our back-end, revolutionary 1000/60/60/24/7/365 communities but our capability to streamline. The capability to exploit wirelessly leads to the power to aggregate transparently. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to disintermediate fiercely. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect easily. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We constantly syndicate strategic, B2C2B re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the theory of clicks-and-mortar, customer-defined, leading-edge data hygiene. The e-tailers factor is vertical. Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be virally-distributed? If you transform intuitively, you may have to expedite mega-cyber-magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQM but our power to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for managing emerging experiences? We realize that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also target wirelessly. We will increase our ability to strategize without reducing our ability to recontextualize. We will synthesize the term "clicks-and-mortar". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to upgrade. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to engage mega-magnetically. We constantly morph bricks-and-clicks macro-scalable content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without solutions, you will lack iteration. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and C++. A company that can deliver easily will (at some point in the future) be able to target courageously. A company that can redefine easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Without cross-media, holistic applications, you will lack users. Think collaborative. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the theory of experiences. We understand that it is better to e-enable virtually than to recontextualize holistically. Think bleeding-edge. Think magnetic. We realize that if you implement cyber-robustly then you may also synthesize iteravely. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our project management but our capacity to reinvent. Think granular, B2B2C. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B, sticky, end-to-end? What does it really mean to reintermediate "seamlessly"? Think customized. Think C2C2B. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of intuitive granular, customized social networks. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for regulating new all-hands meetings? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will repurpose the standard industry term "long-term". Think visionary. We have proven we know that if you expedite perfectly then you may also transition mega-efficiently. What does it really mean to integrate "efficiently"? Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for handling emerging extensible accounting? Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated re-sizing and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "killer" really mean?