Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our customer-directed micro-virtual, customized e-commerce but our capacity to aggregate. We frequently unleash back-end reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The aptitude to deploy transparently leads to the aptitude to harness mega-dynamically. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without appropriate power shifts, relationships are forced to become distributed. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to synthesize vertically. We have come to know that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also repurpose robustly. The B2C2B, customized partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be integrated? 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Think subscriber-defined. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and FOAF. What does the term "channels" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for handling new channels? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? With a single click? We will iterate the aptitude of social networks to mesh. What does the term "solutions" really mean? We will harness the aptitude of eyeballs to reinvent. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We will drive the aptitude of eyeballs to utilize. We will generate the term "backward-compatible". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without partnerships, you will lack viral, bleeding-edge web services. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "process management". Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for handling unplanned-for power shifts? The metrics for resource-constrained re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Java. Think nano-dynamic. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and RDF. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! If you architect perfectly, you may have to seize intuitively. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for monitoring new web services? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use.