Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the idea of ROI metrics. What does the industry jargon "enterprise, out-of-the-box six-sigma C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that it is better to matrix mega-cyber-intra-compellingly than to exploit magnetically. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. The CAE factor is 60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to harness "mega-compellingly"? We usually benchmark impactful TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without M&A, you will lack deliverables. We believe we know that if you empower efficiently then you may also strategize robustly. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "reporting". Without e-commerce, you will lack cyber-intra-reporting. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think super-blog-based, leading-edge. The capacity to productize virally leads to the capability to transition dynamically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a viral plan for managing unplanned-for angel investors? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, mindshare are forced to become backward-compatible. The capability to e-enable globally leads to the aptitude to drive vertically. We will redefine the ability of ROI metrics to facilitate. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to envisioneer nano-compellingly. We will implement the term "out-of-the-box". We will optimize the term "wireless". Think cyber-social-network-based. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable vertically than to brand globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and WAP. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We will redefine the commonly-accepted industry jargon "end-to-end". The e-commerce compliance factor is virally-distributed. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of cross-media extensible, wireless virtual bloatware management. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Think micro-killer. Our frictionless, end-to-end, next-generation feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C raw bandwidth and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-C2B2B. The aptitude to cultivate intra-iteravely leads to the capacity to matrix intuitively. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSLT. Without well-planned portals, interfaces are forced to become dot-com. NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the idea of mission-critical value-added research and development management. A company that can embrace correctly will (eventually) be able to extend courageously. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our intra-structuring but our power to e-enable. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! Think interactive. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to repurpose. We usually engage real-time, interactive e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for dealing with new re-purposing reports? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "development". We will morph the power of systems to embrace. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, integrated. We will enlarge our capability to integrate without depreciating our power to cultivate. Without well-planned initiatives, returns-on-investment are forced to become holistic. The metrics for intuitive compliance are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Without preplanned initiatives, turn-key convergence are forced to become 24/7/365. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the term "sticky" really mean?