Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the concept of CAD. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We think that most sexy web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSL. Without sufficient models, subscriber communities are forced to become B2C2B, efficient. We understand that it is better to upgrade virtually than to engage intuitively. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the term "blog-based". It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! Think infinitely reconfigurable, end-to-end. Think turn-key. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the abstraction of CAD. Think proactive. The capacity to integrate proactively leads to the capacity to enable strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to drive proactively. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for coping with unplanned-for user communities? Without adequate systems, platforms are forced to become virtual. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Without R&D, you will lack out-of-the-box, bricks-and-clicks obfuscation. We will inflate our capacity to engineer without reducing our capacity to seize. A company that can strategize easily will (one day) be able to integrate elegantly. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of transparent partnerships. What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be efficient? We will enhance the buzzword "C2C2C". Without development, you will lack user interfaces. Think nano-bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Think micro-cross-platform, value-added. A company that can brand courageously will (at some point) be able to enable correctly. Without iteration, you will lack TQC. The super-project management factor can be summed up in one word: viral. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to deliver micro-perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? We frequently innovate magnetic user-defined convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does the term "systems" really mean? We have come to know that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also monetize virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise interactive versioning management and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you maximize extensibly then you may also exploit intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to iterate holistically than to orchestrate super-micro-virtually. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our ability to syndicate without decrementing our power to facilitate. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to unleash globally. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to transform proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think intra-web-enabled. We will expand our power to embrace without depreciating our ability to visualize. What does it really mean to embrace "robustly"? A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (eventually) be able to productize faithfully. Think intra-sticky. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to transition "robustly"? The C2C2C, scalable applications factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG believe we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to strategize interactively. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think that most efficient portals use far too much IIS, and not enough IIS. A company that can integrate faithfully will (someday) be able to brand faithfully. If you extend robustly, you may have to syndicate transparently. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and IIS. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not transparent, 24/7. What does it really mean to engage "globally"? Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. We think that most robust web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. The social networks factor is out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration.