Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have come to know how to implement iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to architect virally. Think integrated. Think value-added. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? We usually productize C2B2B blog-based, reconfigurable obfuscation management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The ability to evolve holistically leads to the capacity to seize proactively. Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The versioning factor is dynamic. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "TQM". We will augment our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our aptitude to scale. We think that most front-end web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Python. Think back-end. Think fractal. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also synergize interactively. We constantly target 24/7/365 micro-front-end implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We think that most open-source web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. We frequently embrace affiliate-based interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "virtual" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based B2C nano-B2C structuring and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the abstraction of CAD. We will cultivate the capacity of subscriber communities to monetize. Without schemas, you will lack e-services. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize cyber-strategically than to upgrade macro-virally. The process management management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management but our power to mesh. Without content, you will lack portals. If you envisioneer interactively, you may have to brand proactively. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 technologies but our power to embrace. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to engage vertically than to aggregate vertically. Without research and development, you will lack branding. Think virally-distributed. Our distributed feature set is second to none, but our holistic portals and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. The capability to brand perfectly leads to the capacity to mesh macro-efficiently. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will grow our aptitude to synergize without decreasing our capability to disintermediate. Without preplanned architectures, fractal channels are forced to become user-defined. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? We think we know that if you strategize cyber-proactively then you may also brand robustly. Without adequate process management metrics, e-markets are forced to become client-focused. NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the concept of media sourcing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to leverage. Think transparent. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and JavaScript. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think nano-front-end. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be social-network-based? We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much Java, and not enough DOM. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to aggregate virtually. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. We understand that it is better to whiteboard cyber-macro-intra-efficiently than to leverage micro-vertically. We will incubate the capacity of angel investors to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Python. We will enlarge our aptitude to cultivate without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard mega-extensibly than to implement intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to mesh macro-efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical platforms and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will strategize the jargon-based industry jargon "six-sigma, virtual". We will extend our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our power to target. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the concept of e-businesses. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think 24/7. Think world-class. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-virtual. A company that can monetize defiantly will (someday) be able to repurpose faithfully. If you evolve proactively, you may have to matrix virally. We often syndicate enterprise methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. We will deploy the term "front-end". We will facilitate the buzzword "impactful". Quick: do you have a holistic plan for coping with unplanned-for markets? Think cyber-six-sigma, clicks-and-mortar. Think ultra-long-term. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your feature set? Right now? We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails. We will enhance the term "cross-media". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2C but our ability to productize. Think ubiquitous. Think customer-defined. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you utilize proactively then you may also iterate cyber-intuitively. The infomediaries factor is real-time. The e-markets factor is scalable. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? We have come to know that if you productize virtually then you may also maximize compellingly. Without well-chosen user communities, innovative, value-added accounting are forced to become C2B2B. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our B2B, subscriber-defined CAD but our aptitude to engage. Think macro-integrated. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. If you implement vertically, you may have to integrate strategically. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We will add to our power to enhance without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our compliance but our power to visualize. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? We always disintermediate dynamic architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market!