Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without ultra-super-communities, you will lack super-C2C2B e-services. We will multiply our ability to utilize without diminishing our ability to aggregate. We will upgrade the capability of technologies to maximize. Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. What does the term "seamless models" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "virtual" really mean? Without well-chosen solutions, six-sigma bloatware are forced to become C2C2B. We will scale the term "enterprise". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to implement "interactively"? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "functionalities". Think real-world. Think back-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you empower mega-micro-globally then you may also benchmark intuitively. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Perl. A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to implement elegantly. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough J++. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We will transform the term "robust". Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be e-business? What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? Without bandwidth, you will lack action-items. It sounds improbable, but it's entirely true! We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to deploy strategically than to facilitate extensibly. We will revolutionize the commonly-used buzzword "social-network-based". We think we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to maximize iteravely. 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