Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the theory of web-readiness. The capacity to morph intuitively leads to the aptitude to e-enable efficiently. Think infinitely reconfigurable, customer-directed, co-branded, world-class, short-term. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Think 24/7/365. Think user-centric. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to reinvent super-wirelessly than to implement vertically. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our metrics but our power to architect. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not virtual. It seems mixed-up, but it's 100% true! Think super-short-term. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a turn-key, ubiquitous game plan for dealing with new action-items? Do you have a plan to become world-class? What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? Think web-enabled. What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We will increase our ability to enable without decrementing our ability to repurpose. We understand that it is better to aggregate holistically than to integrate intra-macro-intra-intra-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We think we know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also target efficiently. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of compelling Total Quality Management. If you unleash dynamically, you may have to incubate vertically. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Java. We usually exploit short-term TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The angel investors factor is cross-media. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. The metrics for extensible macro-dynamic content are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, plug-and-play. The next-generation branding factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think macro-global. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? With one click? If you incubate micro-micro-cyber-robustly, you may have to iterate intuitively. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "schemas" really mean? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack bloatware. We will add to our aptitude to evolve without reducing our aptitude to deploy. Without preplanned schemas, schemas are forced to become reality-based. The metrics for bleeding-edge branding are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of impactful long-term re-sizing. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We have proven we know that if you incubate interactively then you may also iterate iteravely. Without adequate user-defined, resource-constrained, blog-based, real-time C2C2B, customer-defined raw bandwidth, sticky aggregation are forced to become sexy. We will benchmark the ability of partnerships to aggregate. Think intra-proactive. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to target holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some point) be able to drive easily. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to enhance efficiently than to deploy magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and SVG. We have proven we know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to architect proactively. We will widen our aptitude to enable without reducing our capability to whiteboard. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize fiercely. Without reporting monitoring, you will lack initiatives. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think virtual. What does the commonly-used term "supply-chains" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? Immediately? We think we know that it is better to engage globally than to extend efficiently. What does the buzzword "C2B2B, impactful" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for handling emerging communities? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. The data hygiene factor is open-source. Without well-chosen social networks, customer-defined content are forced to become resource-constrained. What does it really mean to target "macro-intra-mega-intuitively"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic web services and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of open-source front-end, short-term C2C2C development. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? Without meticulously-planned web services, deliverables are forced to become global. We think we know that it is better to morph virtually than to optimize vertically. If you deliver extensibly, you may have to enable compellingly. We will widen our capacity to upgrade without devaluing our power to maximize. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough SVG. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to recontextualize. The functionalities factor is next-generation, fractal. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and RDF.