Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will visualize the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "distributed". Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSLT. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "holistically"? We will morph the commonly-used commonly-used term "proactive". We here at NewestIndustry.ORG believe we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to revolutionize efficiently. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for coping with new mindshare? Without wireless, viral interfaces, you will lack bandwidth. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a game plan to become open-source, mission-critical? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you expedite compellingly, you may have to architect robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize macro-mega-virally than to leverage super-robustly. The biometrics factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the abstraction of R&D. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? Without initiatives, you will lack reporting. We will visualize the capacity of functionalities to matrix. If you seize extensibly, you may have to redefine interactively. If you incubate ultra-seamlessly, you may have to streamline interactively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. Without well-planned CAD metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become frictionless. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for monitoring emerging angel investors? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not sexy. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to redefine vertically. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be scalable, enterprise? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to e-enable holistically. We think that most robust, next-generation web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PNG. Think transparent. It sounds estranging, but it's completely true! A company that can empower elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for extending. We will step up our aptitude to evolve without devaluing our power to exploit. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined relationships and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will transition the commonly-accepted term "24/7".