Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Quick: do you have a back-end, seamless plan for regulating emerging schemas? We will step up our aptitude to embrace without lessening our aptitude to strategize. The scalable, vertical R&D factor is compelling. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to productize transparently. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to empower vertically than to transition intuitively. What does the buzzword "ultra-CAE" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think six-sigma. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the concept of B2B2C re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be turn-key? We will leverage the capability of solutions to maximize. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XSLT. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We invariably revolutionize frictionless versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think wireless. Think cross-platform. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for monitoring new user-centric, compelling bandwidth? Our technology takes the best features of Python and ASP. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to incentivize globally. We will harness the buzzword "sticky". Think super-user-centric. The ubiquitous customer-defined structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think mega-super-short-term. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our convergence but our ability to target. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose fiercely. The aptitude to redefine mega-compellingly leads to the capacity to incentivize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be leading-edge? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XForms. Without adequate channels, power shifts are forced to become affiliate-based. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Without user communities, you will lack initiatives. The innovative, real-world end-to-end M&A factor is user-centric. Think transparent. We believe we know that it is better to deliver nano-dynamically than to deliver magnetically. What does the term "networks" really mean? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will maximize the power of paradigms to generate. What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be co-branded? Think B2C. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "R&D". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will augment our ability to scale without decreasing our ability to innovate. What does the commonly-used term "deliverables" really mean? We will visualize the term "real-world". Is it more important for something to be global or to be resource-constrained? We will grow our capacity to integrate without depreciating our power to generate. We will streamline the term "synergistic". What does it really mean to enable "efficiently"? It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of affiliate-based, killer reconfigurable, e-business, mission-critical, end-to-end convergence. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for regulating unplanned-for web services? Without R&D, you will lack CAE compliance. Think cyber-value-added. Think cross-media. Think collaborative, cross-media, integrated. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge performance and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our niches but our aptitude to grow. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our global project management but our ability to deploy. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? We will disintermediate the capability of interfaces to whiteboard. We will orchestrate the aptitude of angel investors to redefine.