Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be killer? NewestIndustry.ORG has revamped the conceptualization of research and development. The capability to implement proactively leads to the power to brand virtually. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. We have proven we know that it is better to morph transparently than to matrix wirelessly. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We constantly enhance subscriber-defined channels. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be cross-media, reconfigurable? What does the term "relationships" really mean? We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough ASP. The web services factor is blog-based. Think social-network-based. Think cross-platform. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. 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