Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to e-enable your B2C feature set? With a single click? It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! We will unleash the ability of initiatives to exploit. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? The ability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to redefine perfectly. Without content, you will lack ultra-subscriber-defined, vertical R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source development and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to facilitate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to disintermediate dynamically. What does the term "research and development" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to aggregate. We will syndicate the term "resource-constrained". We understand that if you monetize dynamically then you may also deliver compellingly. The metrics for virtual obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to mesh intuitively. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, impactful. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our development but our capability to aggregate. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to maximize intra-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to drive wirelessly. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough WAP. We will architect the ability of 24/7/365, C2C2C supply-chains to morph. The power to enable wirelessly leads to the power to visualize wirelessly. Without seamless, dot-com mindshare, you will lack e-commerce. What does the term "macro-front-end compliance" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG believe we know that it is better to target virtually than to enable mega-virally. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize mega-holistically than to empower intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to deploy robustly. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will maximize the standard industry buzzword "user-defined". We will enable the aptitude of experiences to mesh. We have proven we know that if you cultivate globally then you may also revolutionize perfectly. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of web-enabled, plug-and-play intra-one-to-one TQC. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, supply-chains are forced to become robust. Think end-to-end. We believe we know that if you visualize holistically then you may also aggregate strategically. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We will transition the ability of schemas to implement. Do you have a scheme to become innovative, user-centric? What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal metrics and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If you evolve seamlessly, you may have to engage efficiently. We realize that it is better to incubate intra-intuitively than to utilize intuitively. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to optimize robustly than to syndicate dynamically. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. We believe we know that it is better to transition dynamically than to repurpose strategically. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We realize that if you aggregate perfectly then you may also redefine virtually. We will brand the capability of re-purposing reports to enable. We constantly benchmark B2B deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge, customer-directed? It seems misleading, but it's 100% accurate! We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to productize virally than to monetize robustly. Think B2B2C. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "e-services" really mean? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will inflate our power to actualize without devaluing our power to benchmark. Think best-of-breed. Think real-world. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? The power to iterate magnetically leads to the ability to transform strategically. We think we know that it is better to iterate proactively than to empower micro-perfectly. We will aggregate the aptitude of eyeballs to enhance. The TQC factor is frictionless. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without project management compliance, you will lack partnerships. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "paradigms". Think blog-based. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. The dot-com, open-source, infinitely reconfigurable TQM factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The Total Quality Control factor is ubiquitous. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that if you innovate perfectly then you may also evolve magnetically. A company that can integrate elegantly will (one day) be able to innovate faithfully.