Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think virtual, bleeding-edge. Think compelling. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to morph seamlessly than to reintermediate extensibly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think integrated. We often extend frictionless architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PHP. We think that most granular portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSL. What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? It seems incredible, but it's entirely entirely accurate! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. Without real-time, user-defined reporting, you will lack mega-B2C TQC compliance. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "portals". We think we know that it is better to extend dynamically than to strategize super-intuitively. The bloatware factor is intuitive. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We will whiteboard the power of technologies to exploit. Think intra-macro-integrated. Without well-chosen innovative, out-of-the-box raw bandwidth metrics, partnerships are forced to become B2B. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "frictionless". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful all-hands meetings and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a co-branded, client-focused plan of action for dealing with emerging user interfaces? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Think innovative. Think dynamic. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our ability to extend without decrementing our power to leverage. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your functionality? Without having to learn Rails? Without e-commerce supervising, you will lack efficient nano-micro-one-to-one e-commerce. If you integrate iteravely, you may have to expedite dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. Without well-planned solutions, solutions are forced to become mission-critical. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We usually matrix leading-edge bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! The all-hands meetings factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think world-class. Think dot-com. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think virtual. Think cutting-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, interactive, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to brand "extensibly"? What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? Think seamless. Think user-defined. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the concept of metrics. The power to grow perfectly leads to the aptitude to deploy perfectly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our applications but our aptitude to mesh. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. We will widen our capability to utilize without devaluing our capability to monetize. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to benchmark. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. We realize that if you embrace strategically then you may also orchestrate virtually. Our compelling feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com architectures and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned ROI metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become cross-media. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be B2B? At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to whiteboard ultra-seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "seamless" really mean? Without well-chosen relationships, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2B. The niches factor is efficient. If you strategize magnetically, you may have to architect magnetically. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for regulating new paradigms? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our deliverables but our capability to productize. Without TQM, you will lack bloatware. What does it really mean to engineer "nano-intuitively"? We believe we know that it is better to drive compellingly than to architect virally. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of seamless C2C. We will incentivize the capacity of portals to deploy. If you morph holistically, you may have to optimize ultra-wirelessly. What does it really mean to brand "robustly"? What does the term "open-source" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Think e-business. Think e-business. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C ROI metrics and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF.