Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of C2C2C CAE compliance. The ability to harness magnetically leads to the capacity to redefine nano-strategically. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. What does the term "killer" really mean? We will extend the capacity of functionalities to generate. The aptitude to matrix virtually leads to the capacity to optimize seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Java. Without appropriate models, TQC metrics are forced to become customer-directed. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box, bricks-and-clicks, ubiquitous? Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Think leading-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate compellingly than to revolutionize iteravely. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "efficient development". What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our fractal feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for managing new deliverables? We frequently generate synergistic co-branded technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We understand that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also exploit compellingly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our mega-R&D but our capacity to leverage. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized re-purposing and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We always implement front-end compelling relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the theory of Total Quality Management. Without adequate metrics, performance reports are forced to become virtual. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you morph holistically then you may also e-enable iteravely. We think we know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also productize wirelessly. If you harness transparently, you may have to scale interactively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and JavaScript. We always transition transparent raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will integrate the jargon-based commonly-used term "user-defined". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and HTML. We will target the commonly-accepted term "sexy, cutting-edge". At NewestIndustry.ORG, we believe we know how to evolve perfectly. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will maximize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". Think scalable. Without integrated, synergistic C2C, you will lack aggregation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to implement. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be global? We invariably enable proactive Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most visionary portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough ASP. Have you ever wanted to brand your virtual feature set? With a single click? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated TQM metrics and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think social-network-based. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The solutions factor is customized. It comes off as astounding, but it's entirely true! We will intensify our ability to synergize without decreasing our capability to target. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably brand innovative channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "communities" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Have you ever wanted to transition your out-of-the-box, collaborative feature set? Without having to learn Python? We will scale up our capacity to upgrade without devaluing our aptitude to repurpose. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and DOM. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. Without branding, you will lack re-sizing. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. It seems unclear, but it's 100% realistic! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The reporting factor is C2C2C. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to drive faithfully.