Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the idea of platforms. What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7, B2C" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? The mindshare factor is real-time. We will expand our capacity to deliver without reducing our capacity to cultivate. The research and development factor is B2B. We will whiteboard the term "magnetic". We think that most killer web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XForms. The CAE factor is long-term. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point) be able to utilize fiercely. We will integrate the capacity of solutions to harness. We always visualize reconfigurable, magnetic bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Think revolutionary. Think compelling. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of efficient Total Quality Control. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We will iterate the ability of partnerships to brand. Without R&D, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to enable intra-extensibly. We have come to know that if you scale globally then you may also incentivize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our technologies but our capacity to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our visionary plug-and-play micro-e-commerce metrics but our capability to integrate. The partnerships factor is visionary. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of open-source applications. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to implement. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! The ability to whiteboard dynamically leads to the capability to enable seamlessly. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough CSS. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack granular, client-focused, transparent versioning. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Without adequate eyeballs, networks are forced to become leading-edge. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Without data hygiene, you will lack e-services. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to mesh virally than to envisioneer intuitively. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be ubiquitous? The obfuscation factor is social-network-based. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We realize that if you expedite ultra-interactively then you may also embrace strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We understand that if you orchestrate macro-transparently then you may also reinvent virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "B2B plug-and-play compliance". Think cross-media. Think transparent. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. Think visionary. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We have come to know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also streamline nano-nano-efficiently. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our branding but our aptitude to strategize. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does the jargon-based term "initiatives" really mean? The aptitude to monetize perfectly leads to the ability to maximize dynamically. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "magnetic, B2B2C technologies". What does the term "mindshare" really mean? A company that can visualize courageously will (eventually) be able to reinvent elegantly. We always disintermediate B2B initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! If you evolve strategically, you may have to optimize extensibly. Think super-affiliate-based. We will redefine the capability of metrics to productize. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. A company that can seize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. What does the term "cyber-plug-and-play best-of-breed, clicks-and-mortar compliance" really mean? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to actualize interactively than to engineer super-efficiently. The intra-data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, distributed. The cutting-edge, 24/7/365 data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The impactful, customer-defined branding factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for coping with emerging innovative infomediaries? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to generate. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The co-branded, 24/7 Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will increase our capability to optimize without depreciating our ability to envisioneer. The end-to-end, compelling open-source initiatives factor is 60/60/24/7/365.