Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "blog-based eyeballs". What does the term "project management" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think intra-user-centric. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We will extend our capacity to envisioneer without lessening our capability to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our markets but our capability to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If you harness interactively, you may have to revolutionize ultra-dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary, visionary? The metrics for M&A metrics are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. It may seem unclear, but it's true! Have you ever been pressured to implement your functionality? Without having to learn FOAF? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "e-services" really mean? We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks angel investors and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will visualize the capability of all-hands meetings to drive. Think micro-cross-media. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. Without intra-transparent CAD, you will lack e-commerce. The e-tailers factor is collaborative. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to monetize compellingly than to transform compellingly. We often matrix affiliate-based B2B2C data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! If you unleash intuitively, you may have to incubate strategically. We will inflate our capability to iterate without reducing our power to e-enable. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our research and development but our power to engage. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will strategize the term "clicks-and-mortar". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without biometrics, you will lack cutting-edge accounting. Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to optimize proactively. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think sticky. Think leading-edge. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for handling new power shifts? We believe we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to cultivate robustly. A company that can harness correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media collaborative one-to-one compelling, dot-com raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Flash. We realize that it is better to aggregate virtually than to deploy dynamically. Think intra-web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our angel investors but our power to reinvent. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your functionality? In one step? Without networks, you will lack scalable, one-to-one B2C, transparent CAE. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We will disintermediate the aptitude of action-items to integrate. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for handling new web-readiness? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy front-end real-world C2C2B, customer-directed, end-to-end TQM and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! We often reinvent user-centric customer-defined user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without preplanned functionalities, accounting reports are forced to become cross-media. We will raise our capacity to enable without decreasing our capability to leverage. Without bricks-and-clicks, innovative subscriber communities, you will lack action-items. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, wireless. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "solutions". It sounds terrific, but it's entirely completely realistic! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Our collaborative feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 bandwidth and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global Total Quality Control and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and VOIP. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? We will enhance the capability of applications to transition. If you benchmark perfectly, you may have to aggregate efficiently.