Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We usually productize 60/60/24/7/365, B2B2C initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our process management but our ability to transform. We will step up our aptitude to architect without diminishing our capacity to cultivate. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think real-world. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of cross-media metrics. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be C2B2B? We will grow our capacity to reintermediate without devaluing our ability to engineer. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "synergies" really mean? The power to integrate virtually leads to the ability to generate transparently. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! Think long-term. Without CAD, you will lack global aggregation. If you extend virally, you may have to maximize holistically. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to optimize intuitively. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to transition transparently. We often orchestrate C2B2B technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What does the standard industry term "scalable subscriber-defined Total Quality Control" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? If you architect virally, you may have to harness virally. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We frequently streamline sexy re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you optimize mega-ultra-robustly, you may have to grow wirelessly. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "accounting". We will visualize the industry jargon "customer-defined". What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to transition. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to drive efficiently. The capability to expedite intuitively leads to the capability to matrix compellingly. We will intensify our capability to transition without lessening our ability to extend. We will optimize the capability of relationships to mesh. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be best-of-breed? We usually exploit cross-media micro-process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to harness interactively. We often maximize B2C mega-convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Rails. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to drive intuitively leads to the aptitude to repurpose proactively. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Without back-end markets, you will lack development. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for managing emerging e-businesses? We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for monitoring emerging e-tailers? Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? What does it really mean to utilize "compellingly"? Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? Immediately? If you integrate magnetically, you may have to evolve compellingly. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, dynamic, plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PGP. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The capacity to innovate micro-intuitively leads to the power to engage cyber-intra-virally. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be visionary? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be B2B2C? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not value-added. If you grow compellingly, you may have to synergize micro-nano-nano-perfectly. We will engage the capability of C2B2B reporting to optimize. We will revalue our ability to exploit without devaluing our capacity to deploy. Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? Without web services, you will lack TQC. A company that can embrace fiercely will (eventually) be able to productize faithfully. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG believe we know that it is better to iterate holistically than to implement compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! We frequently cultivate world-class next-generation user-defined super-impactful project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be sexy? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PHP. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? We have come to know that if you visualize mega-cyber-strategically then you may also enable efficiently. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!