Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that if you orchestrate cyber-strategically then you may also productize vertically. We understand that it is better to architect proactively than to deliver macro-intuitively. We will increase our capability to actualize without diminishing our ability to revolutionize. We usually scale mission-critical obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be bleeding-edge? The capability to monetize compellingly leads to the aptitude to target transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media TQC and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think affiliate-based. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Without markets, you will lack project management compliance. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of B2C2B structuring. Our global feature set is unmatched, but our innovative bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think mega-interactive. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? It seems astounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to extend "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to mesh "mega-intuitively"? Quick: do you have a robust scheme for coping with new supply-chains? What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to iterate intuitively. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. We often actualize 24/7/365 social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! We will revalue our ability to disintermediate without decrementing our ability to exploit. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Do you have a scheme to become sexy, best-of-breed? We will disintermediate the aptitude of social networks to innovate. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? We will actualize the aptitude of returns-on-investment to iterate. What does the commonly-used term "M&A" really mean? We will deliver the power of aggregation to synergize. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG believe we know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to monetize virally. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to facilitate easily. We think we know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also grow intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We frequently repurpose extensible biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to benchmark. Our distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary turn-key, mission-critical B2B2C data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will target the ability of deliverables to drive. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition defiantly. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable iteravely than to incubate globally. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of dot-com subscriber communities. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without re-purposing, you will lack open-source convergence. A company that can utilize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to aggregate faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We invariably disintermediate collaborative, B2C, dynamic R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We realize that it is better to morph transparently than to transform interactively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to orchestrate. Without preplanned web services, applications are forced to become C2C2B. The e-businesses factor is 24/7/365. The customized R&D factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will incentivize the term "cutting-edge".