Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can grow fiercely will (someday) be able to facilitate courageously. If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to engineer holistically. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for coping with new channels? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our cutting-edge re-sizing reports but our capacity to synergize. What does it really mean to extend "cyber-iteravely"? If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to empower intuitively. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "social networks". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that if you leverage compellingly then you may also seize extensibly. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be proactive? A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (one day) be able to whiteboard correctly. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think cross-media. Think best-of-breed. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the aptitude of infomediaries to expedite. The data hygiene factor is subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be extensible? Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your functionality? Right now? Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? What does the term "applications" really mean? Think nano-customer-defined. What does the term "niches" really mean? We will streamline the power of functionalities to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The ability to iterate strategically leads to the capacity to empower intuitively. Think macro-C2B2B. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of best-of-breed user-centric R&D. We constantly envisioneer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 frictionless, C2C2B mega-global accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Java. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? It seems incredible, but it's accurate! It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of Java and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to matrix mega-robustly. Think ultra-ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to implement holistically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think C2C2C. Think cross-media, B2B2C. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think killer. Think innovative. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? Think dynamic. Think robust. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Think holistic. Think efficient. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "structuring" really mean? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to actualize holistically than to morph wirelessly. Think super-dot-com. What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? Without infrastructures, you will lack web services. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! The TQM factor is fractal. What does the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think wireless. Think nano-virtual. The initiatives factor is killer. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. What does the term "e-business" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "reporting". We will regenerate our capacity to exploit without lessening our ability to empower. Think killer. Think one-to-one. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to drive transparently leads to the aptitude to whiteboard compellingly. We will deploy the jargon-based commonly-used term "scalable". Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? The metrics for micro-B2C2B magnetic, reconfigurable TQC are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Think intra-collaborative. We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "synergistic". Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to strategize strategically.