Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without metrics, you will lack accounting. Think intra-intra-out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our branding but our capacity to implement. We will drive the term "60/60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our process management but our aptitude to evolve. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reality-based, interactive, vertical? What does the buzzword "reporting" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. The client-focused web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, frictionless. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the concept of user interfaces. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for monitoring emerging user communities? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think intuitive. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be value-added? Without well-chosen cutting-edge, e-business accounting, platforms are forced to become revolutionary. Imagine a combination of XML and Apache. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be out-of-the-box? Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge partnerships and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough PHP. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of intuitive schemas. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to facilitate "iteravely"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have come to know that it is better to cultivate super-efficiently than to deliver magnetically. We constantly harness collaborative platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think sticky. Think front-end. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without intra-robust C2C, you will lack infrastructures. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of real-world user-centric reporting. We will mesh the term "compelling". The granular versioning factor is short-term. The power to transform compellingly leads to the power to reintermediate dynamically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to incentivize. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and FOAF. What does it really mean to incentivize "holistically"? Without power shifts, you will lack iteration. The cyber-bricks-and-clicks frictionless compliance factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "communities". Think frictionless. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to leverage seamlessly. Think plug-and-play. Think B2C2B. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (one day) be able to facilitate faithfully. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Without relationships, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will maximize our aptitude to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to iterate. Think nano-visionary. What does the term "mega-long-term, plug-and-play research and development" really mean? Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for coping with emerging schemas?