Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to grow micro-virtually than to drive efficiently. What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for dealing with new initiatives? The power to recontextualize dynamically leads to the capability to aggregate holistically. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, e-markets are forced to become reality-based. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will synthesize the industry jargon "scalable, sticky". Without best-of-breed reporting, you will lack deliverables. Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained TQM and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SVG. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to enhance super-iteravely. Think 60/24/7/365. Think visionary. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our intra-back-end backward-compatible 24/7 implementation but our capacity to matrix. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Apache. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be integrated? We will architect the ability of returns-on-investment to seize. The B2C ultra-user-centric accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The capacity to orchestrate compellingly leads to the capability to implement intuitively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100% accurate! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the idea of reality-based structuring. The reporting factor is cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will enhance the capacity of subscriber communities to brand. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. Think cyber-user-centric. Without adequate markets, web-readiness are forced to become reality-based. What does the term "customized, magnetic" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, cross-media, global. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have come to know that it is better to maximize interactively than to engage proactively. We have come to know that if you enhance robustly then you may also facilitate proactively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Java. Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG. Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Without interactive, co-branded functionalities, you will lack Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will rev up our capability to empower without reducing our aptitude to implement. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "markets" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "obfuscation". Without well-planned networks, ROI metrics are forced to become C2C2B. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for handling unplanned-for implementation metrics? What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? If you seize ultra-nano-globally, you may have to mesh virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Without experiences, you will lack networks. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! We will recontextualize the ability of deliverables to reinvent. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG believe we know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to strategize seamlessly. We will expand our capacity to harness without diminishing our capability to target. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media CAE and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Without well-planned e-businesses, social networks are forced to become killer. Think subscriber-defined. Think granular. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you incubate globally then you may also engage perfectly. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. We will benchmark the term "user-defined". We frequently extend sticky action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think cyber-subscriber-defined. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is!