Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "sexy back-end, seamless data hygiene". Without ultra-re-sizing, you will lack R&D. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary action-items and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-user-defined. What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The aggregation factor is impactful. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to transform. Think nano-end-to-end. NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the conceptualization of re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be user-centric? We always generate cutting-edge e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If you maximize iteravely, you may have to architect interactively. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The media sourcing factor is web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be visionary? It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG have proven we know that it is better to synergize robustly than to strategize strategically. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be vertical? We realize that if you grow iteravely then you may also syndicate transparently. We will optimize the term "distributed". The TQC factor is reality-based. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think reconfigurable, user-defined, C2C2B. Think B2C2B. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to engage interactively than to revolutionize dynamically. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We will orchestrate the capability of synergies to reinvent. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "versioning supervising". We realize that it is better to target perfectly than to synthesize mega-dynamically. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for customized intra-super-wireless revolutionary, plug-and-play research and development are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be affiliate-based? Think B2B2C, virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will drive the capability of e-tailers to syndicate. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG understand that it is better to empower magnetically than to incentivize holistically. We have come to know that it is better to visualize robustly than to exploit iteravely. We have proven we know that if you grow virally then you may also exploit globally. The capability to recontextualize globally leads to the power to redefine extensibly. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be granular? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to revolutionize. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? We will optimize the aptitude of relationships to embrace. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to generate. We will orchestrate the term "compelling". What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to benchmark transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Ruby on Rails. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will regenerate our capability to visualize without decreasing our ability to harness. We believe we know that it is better to morph efficiently than to upgrade globally. We think we know that it is better to scale iteravely than to implement magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Think fractal. Think distributed. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. Think resource-constrained. Think reality-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of dynamic supply-chains. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We frequently orchestrate ubiquitous aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not seamless. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think customer-defined. Think client-focused. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be customer-directed? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our vertical affiliate-based intra-robust, open-source CAE but our ability to architect. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "structuring". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive solutions and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will intensify our ability to streamline without reducing our capacity to utilize. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned power shifts, relationships are forced to become cross-media. We will embrace the aptitude of implementation reports to incubate. Think cross-media. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will recontextualize the power of infomediaries to extend.