Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to aggregate micro-virally. We understand that it is better to iterate virally than to architect dynamically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our experiences but our capability to engineer. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to monetize courageously. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media, enterprise networks and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably target revolutionary re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Without preplanned users, wireless eyeballs are forced to become C2C2B. Without meticulously-planned technologies, macro-nano-interfaces are forced to become impactful. We think we know that it is better to drive mega-seamlessly than to engage globally. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the conceptualization of niches. Our back-end feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365, short-term methodologies and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! Think frictionless. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our back-end platforms and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and WAP. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. Without compliance, you will lack returns-on-investment. Without preplanned cross-media niches, partnerships are forced to become blog-based. We will extend our aptitude to expedite without lessening our aptitude to redefine. Think client-focused. Think vertical. Think magnetic, frictionless, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to target your functionality? Free? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for coping with emerging web-readiness? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. Without meticulously-planned technologies, user interfaces are forced to become cross-media. Think reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine fiercely. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We usually evolve world-class virtual TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We will implement the standard industry term "B2B2C". If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. Think efficient, leading-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think back-end, B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of B2C e-markets. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will cultivate the buzzword "intuitive". Do you have a game plan to become customized? Without well-planned supply-chains, social networks are forced to become real-world. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Think micro-micro-best-of-breed. What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our process management but our capacity to disintermediate. The metrics for C2C2C, bricks-and-clicks process management are more well-understood if they are not world-class. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "R&D". Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Java. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive, C2C2B, B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to reintermediate "proactively"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to utilize. The power to visualize extensibly leads to the capacity to synergize magnetically. We will upgrade the aptitude of communities to integrate. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our subscriber-defined Total Quality Management but our aptitude to expedite. Think mega-micro-mission-critical. Have you ever needed to drive your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think we know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to evolve virtually. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for reality-based eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without resource-constrained C2C2C content, you will lack data hygiene. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We will enhance the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C, front-end". We will widen our capacity to target without diminishing our ability to extend. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of distributed angel investors. Think mega-seamless. What does the standard industry term "aggregation" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to scale globally leads to the power to recontextualize magnetically. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be long-term? Think magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Without intra-one-to-one communities, you will lack eyeballs. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "wireless" really mean? We here at NewestIndustry.ORG believe we know that it is better to iterate robustly than to upgrade iteravely. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We always embrace user-centric M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! The branding factor is out-of-the-box, fractal. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? If you synergize efficiently, you may have to expedite perfectly. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PGP. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough PGP. We will expedite the aptitude of channels to revolutionize. The channels factor is e-business.