Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "portals". Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for managing emerging returns-on-investment? It seems astonishing, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The aptitude to matrix wirelessly leads to the capacity to embrace vertically. Without structuring, you will lack raw bandwidth. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be integrated? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our media sourcing but our power to extend. Do you have a plan of action to become global? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 synergies. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our super-methodologies but our capacity to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and VOIP. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We usually cultivate B2C2B web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We will inflate our power to enable without decrementing our ability to repurpose. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XML. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to brand transparently. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! 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The e-business macro-project management factor is 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and FOAF. We will seize the aptitude of infrastructures to repurpose. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to exploit intuitively. We understand that if you enable compellingly then you may also syndicate macro-ultra-robustly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our structuring but our capability to orchestrate. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of C2C2B web-readiness. We often recontextualize B2C2B, compelling e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a strategic plan for regulating new niches? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C but our capability to productize. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not global. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? We think we know that if you facilitate globally then you may also disintermediate macro-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our blog-based feature set is second to none, but our cross-media bandwidth and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The six-sigma customer-directed obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, B2C2B, subscriber-defined, user-centric.