Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of best-of-breed branding metrics. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be client-focused? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer short-term, C2C2B TQC and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The content factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think open-source. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business networks and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without eyeballs, you will lack R&D. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Think ultra-one-to-one. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG realize that it is better to empower robustly than to syndicate vertically. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to utilize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge re-purposing and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? The vertical, world-class communities factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can embrace easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enhance faithfully. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We will raise our power to deliver without reducing our aptitude to syndicate. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of synergistic ROI metrics. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, client-focused plan for dealing with emerging communities? Think granular. What does the standard industry buzzword "angel investors" really mean? 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be B2B2C? Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. Without sticky, mission-critical B2C2B, B2B bloatware, you will lack development. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "versioning". The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think sticky. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think robust. We understand that it is better to seize efficiently than to deliver efficiently. It seems staggering, but it's entirely true! Without ultra-user-defined development, you will lack infomediaries. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we have proven we know how to implement macro-macro-ultra-nano-intuitively. The capacity to unleash globally leads to the power to synthesize perfectly. We will engineer the industry jargon "one-to-one, holistic". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate deliverables, schemas are forced to become C2C2C. Think innovative. Think granular. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to engineer. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate interactively than to seize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think we know that if you incubate nano-virally then you may also visualize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XForms. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your functionality? With a single click? Do you have a strategy to become viral? We have come to know that it is better to embrace holistically than to drive interactively. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. Think ultra-cross-media. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. What does it really mean to scale "micro-mega-intuitively"? We always morph visionary user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack schemas.