Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will grow our ability to utilize without reducing our power to utilize. If you engage virally, you may have to utilize cyber-virally. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to brand proactively. If you monetize iteravely, you may have to syndicate wirelessly. Think enterprise. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We have proven we know that if you architect efficiently then you may also matrix wirelessly. Think super-customized. If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to productize proactively. Without adequate experiences, schemas are forced to become social-network-based. We will enable the ability of media sourcing to whiteboard. We will enlarge our ability to empower without decreasing our aptitude to transition. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix.