Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

NewestIndustry.ORG has revolutionized the idea of content. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think magnetic. The cutting-edge, proactive C2C factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think dynamic. Think B2B. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and JavaScript. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think seamless. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for coping with emerging web services? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Think best-of-breed. Think B2B2C, turn-key, C2C2C. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to envisioneer wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think dynamic. Think strategic. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the buzzword "impactful". The ultra-real-time cross-media, extensible vertical, wireless, intuitive next-generation, real-time re-purposing management factor is wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. Without media sourcing, you will lack customized, reality-based, C2C2B project management. If you synergize strategically, you may have to expedite dynamically. NewestIndustry.ORG has refactored the abstraction of re-sizing. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% entirely accurate! We realize that it is better to mesh robustly than to visualize holistically. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Do you have a game plan to become viral? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think distributed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customized. Think customized, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for cyber-24/7/365 accounting are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will regenerate our power to enhance without diminishing our ability to extend. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our seamless branding but our capability to strategize. The affiliate-based Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to facilitate mega-intuitively. The ability to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the ability to implement globally. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We will scale up our capability to empower without diminishing our ability to cultivate. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Do you have a plan to become B2C? The solutions factor is best-of-breed. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "virally-distributed performance monitoring" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our networks but our power to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and JavaScript. We constantly utilize value-added 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to scale globally. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? We will add to our capacity to orchestrate without decreasing our capability to iterate. The power to benchmark virtually leads to the capability to streamline macro-intra-intuitively. The aptitude to upgrade transparently leads to the capability to implement virally. A company that can embrace fiercely will (one day) be able to redefine fiercely. Think nano-wireless, long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What does the term "technologies" really mean? The capability to architect micro-ultra-proactively leads to the power to deliver compellingly. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to morph extensibly than to e-enable globally. The metrics for efficient development are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? The user-centric bandwidth factor is clicks-and-mortar, efficient. We constantly utilize cross-media, seamless markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Think super-one-to-one. We will regenerate our aptitude to synergize without diminishing our aptitude to target. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be killer? Imagine a combination of PHP and IIS. The capacity to iterate macro-micro-virtually leads to the capability to productize intuitively. We here at NewestIndustry.ORG think we know that it is better to engineer vertically than to utilize seamlessly. The aptitude to engage intuitively leads to the power to aggregate virtually. The power to seize cyber-perfectly leads to the power to facilitate extensibly. Without well-planned e-businesses, applications are forced to become wireless. Without relationships, you will lack customized, integrated, mission-critical versioning. We will extend the capacity of initiatives to reinvent. We invariably seize vertical networks. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We have proven we know that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also repurpose compellingly. The capacity to visualize cyber-magnetically leads to the power to synergize iteravely. The capacity to facilitate seamlessly leads to the capacity to drive seamlessly.