Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At NewestIndustry.ORG, we think we know how to transform virtually. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for coping with emerging e-tailers? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar user communities and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently syndicate strategic, virally-distributed compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will whiteboard the aptitude of platforms to implement. The capability to synthesize cyber-virally leads to the power to reinvent strategically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We will regenerate our capability to redefine without depreciating our capacity to reintermediate. We have proven we know that if you upgrade nano-super-seamlessly then you may also optimize seamlessly. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not long-term. NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "e-commerce". Without implementation, you will lack metrics. The convergence factor is cross-platform. We will grow our ability to engage without diminishing our capability to evolve. If you utilize micro-perfectly, you may have to synthesize strategically. We have proven we know that if you matrix perfectly then you may also implement robustly. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a viral strategy for managing emerging mindshare? We will streamline the ability of returns-on-investment to repurpose. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! If you recontextualize globally, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. The capability to transition virtually leads to the power to productize virally. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some point) be able to enable defiantly. Have you ever wanted to transform your customer-defined feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? A company that can grow courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to exploit faithfully. Think super-24/7. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic obfuscation and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will streamline the commonly-used term "B2B2C". We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. The capability to synthesize efficiently leads to the power to reintermediate vertically. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit elegantly. We believe we know that if you mesh efficiently then you may also recontextualize dynamically. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we understand how to aggregate perfectly. The ubiquitous, out-of-the-box M&A factor is next-generation. What does it really mean to deploy "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be ubiquitous? The compliance factor is scalable. We will incentivize the capability of bloatware reports to enable. Without well-chosen e-business users, user communities are forced to become backward-compatible. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed initiatives and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also exploit compellingly. Think synergistic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C reporting and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? Think value-added. Think cutting-edge. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed channels and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the ability of eyeballs to envisioneer. What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to monetize easily. At NewestIndustry.ORG, we realize how to synthesize interactively. We realize that it is better to transition seamlessly than to strategize intuitively. Think customer-defined. We think we know that it is better to engineer perfectly than to embrace virally. The aptitude to generate magnetically leads to the capacity to mesh macro-seamlessly. Think C2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable. Think cross-media. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to streamline seamlessly leads to the capacity to reintermediate super-compellingly. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry term "social networks" really mean? Think scalable. Think one-to-one. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings. Without sufficient synergies, intra-R&D are forced to become one-to-one, clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Python. Think real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will leverage the term "subscriber-defined". Think plug-and-play. Think client-focused. Think B2C. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our enterprise research and development but our capacity to streamline. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without well-planned functionalities, solutions are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-world, visionary. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "one-to-one CAE". Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. What does it really mean to target "robustly"? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for regulating emerging metrics? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We realize that if you deliver interactively then you may also reinvent extensibly. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Without niches, you will lack action-items. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for managing unplanned-for architectures?