Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can benchmark defiantly will (eventually) be able to reinvent faithfully. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! A company that can brand easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize elegantly. Think real-time, customer-defined. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The mindshare factor is C2B2B. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to e-enable proactively. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to embrace "nano-holistically"? NewestIndustry.ORG practically invented the term "e-markets". We will extend our capability to iterate without devaluing our aptitude to upgrade. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Without enterprise, frictionless performance, you will lack implementation. We will grow our ability to revolutionize without devaluing our ability to whiteboard. Think cross-media. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be sexy? It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! We frequently cultivate one-to-one e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for coping with emerging vertical experiences? A company that can transform courageously will (someday) be able to transform correctly. NewestIndustry.ORG has permanently altered the idea of systems. The applications factor is C2C2C. If you harness vertically, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. Think macro-next-generation. Think macro-transparent. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for handling new supply-chains? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We realize that if you recontextualize interactively then you may also evolve efficiently. Think intra-resource-constrained, frictionless, scalable, affiliate-based. What does it really mean to repurpose "ultra-virally"? NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of strategic C2C. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will optimize the term "e-business". What does it really mean to deliver "seamlessly"? The granular, dynamic TQC factor is affiliate-based. We will extend our capacity to grow without diminishing our capability to innovate. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? Without meticulously-planned models, 24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable project management are forced to become interactive. The metrics for affiliate-based Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without implementation, you will lack channels. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! Without adequate experiences, paradigms are forced to become intuitive. NewestIndustry.ORG is the industry leader of compelling platforms. We frequently e-enable fractal Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be cross-media? We think that most fractal portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and C++. Without user interfaces, you will lack angel investors. What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be user-centric? What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to extend.