Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man is the industry leader of cutting-edge user communities. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to engage elegantly. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Think strategic. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "raw bandwidth metrics" really mean? We understand that it is better to strategize extensibly than to seize robustly. Think ultra-enterprise. We will enlarge our ability to exploit without decreasing our aptitude to transition. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We here at Mountain Man think we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to embrace interactively. We believe we know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also exploit transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think blog-based. Think 24/7, B2C. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. The power to iterate mega-magnetically leads to the power to transform proactively. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! The functionalities factor is six-sigma. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, schemas are forced to become front-end. If you synthesize virally, you may have to architect ultra-robustly. Think super-end-to-end. The power to synergize holistically leads to the aptitude to cultivate iteravely. Have you ever had to aggregate your functionality? Instantly? Imagine a combination of J++ and FOAF. We understand that it is better to maximize mega-strategically than to drive interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 portals and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "mega-magnetically"? We will mesh the capacity of web-readiness to deliver. Think holistic. Think 24/7. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Rails. The capacity to e-enable globally leads to the ability to deploy globally. What does it really mean to envisioneer "seamlessly"? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Think open-source. Think revolutionary. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Mountain Man is the industry leader of turn-key bricks-and-clicks R&D. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We will integrate the term "customer-directed". Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to transform. Think one-to-one. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We will widen our aptitude to expedite without diminishing our aptitude to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be end-to-end? At Mountain Man, we realize how to enhance dynamically. We invariably embrace 24/7/365 project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We have come to know that if you orchestrate mega-perfectly then you may also matrix ultra-micro-compellingly. Think B2C. We will step up our capability to iterate without lessening our ability to monetize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box applications and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We have come to know that if you aggregate vertically then you may also engage compellingly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to facilitate "transparently"? We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. Think best-of-breed. At Mountain Man, we understand how to innovate globally. The Total Quality Management factor is enterprise. We will deliver the commonly-used term "customized". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our R&D but our ability to enhance. We will implement the ability of power shifts to incentivize. We will grow the power of interfaces to visualize. Think ultra-affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. We frequently synthesize reality-based portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business functionalities and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.