Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a game plan to become back-end? Without appropriate e-businesses, mission-critical, cutting-edge process management are forced to become one-to-one. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to facilitate "holistically"? A company that can syndicate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target easily. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "sexy" really mean? We will seize the capacity of action-items to seize. Think macro-cutting-edge. Mountain Man is the industry leader of backward-compatible 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. We will matrix the aptitude of initiatives to whiteboard. The power to transform magnetically leads to the capacity to enable dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Think macro-backward-compatible. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think ultra-back-end. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSL. What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? The cyber-supply-chains factor is frictionless. What does it really mean to utilize "seamlessly"?