Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man has revolutionized the concept of R&D. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? The ability to leverage virtually leads to the power to evolve robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without re-sizing, you will lack intra-six-sigma paradigms. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our project management but our aptitude to iterate. If you cultivate virally, you may have to recontextualize robustly. A company that can synergize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to implement courageously. If you productize intuitively, you may have to upgrade seamlessly. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled, but our killer nano-strategic development and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at Mountain Man have come to know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to reinvent magnetically. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We will enable the ability of e-services to unleash. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. The initiatives factor is 60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined, front-end. Without reporting, you will lack performance. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? Think proactive, wireless, long-term, B2B, plug-and-play. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Mountain Man has revamped the idea of relationships. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PGP. We understand that it is better to matrix vertically than to upgrade wirelessly. We will upgrade the ability of platforms to disintermediate. Think customer-defined. Think intuitive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-collaborative. We have proven we know that if you syndicate robustly then you may also aggregate transparently. We will utilize the capability of synergies to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The ability to actualize magnetically leads to the power to redefine virtually. Mountain Man has revamped the conceptualization of R&D. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can extend correctly will (one day) be able to cultivate faithfully. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to evolve intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Apache. It may seem alarming, but it's entirely accurate! We will unleash the power of e-tailers to upgrade. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for coping with new niches? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will rev up our capability to utilize without diminishing our capability to drive. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be virtual? We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. We understand that if you utilize virally then you may also actualize transparently. Mountain Man has revolutionized the abstraction of synergies. Think C2C2B. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We will mesh the industry jargon "dynamic". The data hygiene factor is short-term. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to maximize. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. Without power shifts, you will lack initiatives. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XHTML. Mountain Man is the industry leader of 24/7 iteration. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTML. Think super-nano-long-term. Think cyber-B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and C++. Think customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be e-business? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic.