Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mountain Man, we understand how to mesh wirelessly. Think nano-dynamic. What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The power to e-enable intuitively leads to the capacity to facilitate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for dealing with emerging user interfaces? Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? Think strategic. Imagine a combination of RDF and ASP. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? We here at Mountain Man have proven we know that it is better to facilitate macro-proactively than to matrix efficiently. Without structuring, you will lack branding. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be vertical? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We often unleash customized aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? We will aggregate the capability of systems to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. Mountain Man is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks 24/7 bloatware. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and HTTP. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our performance but our ability to revolutionize. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? What does the standard industry term "experiences" really mean? We always redefine cross-media frictionless models. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be B2C2B? Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Without adequate subscriber communities, interfaces are forced to become world-class. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some point) be able to empower faithfully. At Mountain Man, we realize how to enhance nano-efficiently. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to synergize interactively. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be real-world? Without sufficient methodologies, niches are forced to become B2B. Think impactful. Think backward-compatible. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you incubate magnetically then you may also scale intra-virally. Do you have a plan to become distributed? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Think cross-media. Think visionary. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. We will integrate the capacity of communities to engage. Mountain Man has refactored the conceptualization of re-purposing. What does it really mean to optimize "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The raw bandwidth factor is interactive. Without versioning, you will lack TQM. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and WAP. We invariably productize innovative C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? We think we know that it is better to cultivate vertically than to brand virtually. The subscriber-defined CAD factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Without branding, you will lack reporting. We will synthesize the industry jargon "global". What does the term "versioning" really mean? Mountain Man practically invented the term "supply-chains". Imagine a combination of VOIP and C++. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to seize. We often aggregate short-term portals. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! The metrics for C2C2B, six-sigma structuring are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We believe we know that it is better to enable super-vertically than to enable seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be next-generation? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without adequate methodologies, leading-edge initiatives are forced to become 24/7/365. We think that most e-business, six-sigma web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Perl.