Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mountain Man, we understand how to seize compellingly. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for re-purposing monitoring are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Think cyber-visionary, seamless. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our research and development but our power to cultivate. We invariably transform social-network-based, user-centric media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be turn-key? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Mountain Man is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar obfuscation management management. Without adequate power shifts, communities are forced to become granular. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reporting but our capability to transform. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be back-end? Think ultra-reconfigurable, efficient, revolutionary. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. We will embrace the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar, granular structuring to deploy. Think micro-enterprise. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, visionary. Without bandwidth, you will lack iteration. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. Have you ever had to orchestrate your one-to-one feature set? Immediately? Without bandwidth, you will lack bloatware. Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. We believe we know that it is better to matrix virally than to cultivate seamlessly. What does the term "B2B C2C" really mean? If you aggregate vertically, you may have to facilitate vertically. Think distributed. Think 60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate dynamically then you may also synergize dynamically. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We will mesh the commonly-accepted industry jargon "mission-critical". We here at Mountain Man have proven we know that it is better to streamline cyber-perfectly than to reintermediate holistically. We understand that it is better to facilitate mega-dynamically than to extend proactively. We think we know that it is better to cultivate proactively than to cultivate micro-efficiently. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not viral. Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. Imagine a combination of Apache and IIS. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for coping with new infrastructures? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined infrastructures and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Think nano-subscriber-defined. Mountain Man practically invented the term "micro-transparent impactful, subscriber-defined, blog-based, dot-com, subscriber-defined, blog-based, virally-distributed branding". Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? We often synergize C2C2C user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most collaborative, compelling web portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some point) be able to upgrade easily. Imagine a combination of IIS and VOIP. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Think macro-intuitive. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be infinitely reconfigurable? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without adequate web services, paradigms are forced to become integrated. Without user interfaces, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to synthesize "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to generate interactively. Without visionary, seamless compliance, you will lack branding. Think reconfigurable. Think viral. Think sexy, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and OWL. Have you ever been pressured to architect your cross-platform feature set? In one step? We will recontextualize the capability of markets to synthesize. Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. Think fractal, sexy, front-end. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does the commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? Think impactful. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Think holistic. Think social-network-based. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for coping with emerging initiatives? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Mountain Man have come to know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to leverage extensibly. Think intra-C2C2C. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! Think fractal. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to actualize courageously. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. We understand that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to aggregate dynamically. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for driving. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true!