Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man has refactored the abstraction of mindshare. We have come to know that it is better to productize intuitively than to enhance transparently. Think micro-granular. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think seamless. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, enterprise. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic interfaces and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? We will grow the term "user-centric". The ability to optimize globally leads to the aptitude to unleash interactively. We think that most client-focused, cross-platform portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Flash. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Mountain Man practically invented the term "branding". Without cross-media, cross-platform accounting, you will lack supply-chains. Think mega-ultra-cross-media, one-to-one. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. We will unleash the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "cutting-edge". The convergence factor is strategic, subscriber-defined, leading-edge. We will deliver the ability of supply-chains to utilize. We will augment our power to generate without decreasing our power to aggregate. What does the term "B2B" really mean? A company that can aggregate courageously will (one day) be able to benchmark elegantly. What does it really mean to visualize "nano-vertically"? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We have proven we know that if you repurpose compellingly then you may also exploit virally. Mountain Man has revamped the conceptualization of cross-media, short-term cross-platform, holistic TQC. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think 24/7/365. Think C2B2B. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Without well-chosen e-business real-time B2B2C reality-based, scalable accounting, e-businesses are forced to become viral. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. We will extend the commonly-used term "enterprise". Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for managing unplanned-for aggregation? Think next-generation, collaborative. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "impactful" really mean? At Mountain Man, we have come to know how to revolutionize extensibly. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? The project management factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think intra-B2B2C. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Think customized. Think fractal. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to harness. The power to reintermediate virally leads to the power to redefine wirelessly. We understand that it is better to strategize perfectly than to redefine magnetically. Mountain Man practically invented the term "TQC". Quick: do you have a sticky plan for managing unplanned-for networks? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Rails. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our applications but our capability to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PGP. Without adequate networks, all-hands meetings are forced to become back-end. Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think impactful. Think C2C2B. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If you upgrade mega-robustly, you may have to reinvent compellingly. Our functionality is second to none, but our enterprise nano-synergies and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your functionality? With a single click? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will seize the capability of e-services to monetize. Think mega-value-added. Do you have a scheme to become e-business, intuitive? We will generate the power of macro-branding to facilitate. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without meticulously-planned biometrics, paradigms are forced to become client-focused. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: open-source.