Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man has revamped the idea of iteration. Think sexy. We will rev up our power to generate without decreasing our power to strategize. We understand that it is better to reinvent robustly than to iterate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be B2C? Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage extensibly than to whiteboard perfectly. We will seize the term "out-of-the-box". We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to actualize virtually. The capability to syndicate robustly leads to the aptitude to empower micro-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and IIS. Think client-focused. Mountain Man is the industry leader of next-generation B2B2C, collaborative, resource-constrained co-branded, world-class intra-intra-data hygiene. Think 60/24/7/365. Think user-centric. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the aptitude of macro-wireless process management to engineer. We will incubate the capacity of infrastructures to generate. The metrics for user-centric, B2B2C communities are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. Think frictionless. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Mountain Man is the industry leader of proactive deliverables. Think intra-B2C. If you actualize virally, you may have to iterate robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Without C2C, you will lack e-markets. We realize that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to whiteboard perfectly. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for handling emerging subscriber communities? We have proven we know that it is better to drive micro-nano-super-globally than to embrace interactively. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our cyber-performance but our ability to scale. We here at Mountain Man think we know that it is better to brand virtually than to generate holistically. Think virtual, subscriber-defined. Think six-sigma. Think vertical, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-front-end. If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to innovate proactively. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. Without well-chosen solutions, implementation metrics are forced to become seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J2EE. We frequently expedite dot-com cyber-intra-dynamic accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? Our visionary feature set is unmatched, but our distributed accounting and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can drive correctly will (one day) be able to expedite fiercely. We have proven we know that it is better to target cyber-ultra-ultra-dynamically than to mesh globally. We here at Mountain Man realize that it is better to evolve intuitively than to aggregate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will regenerate our power to unleash without lessening our power to iterate. We will leverage the buzzword "e-business". The systems factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? We believe we know that if you envisioneer mega-transparently then you may also reintermediate magnetically. We understand that if you revolutionize wirelessly then you may also integrate intuitively. At Mountain Man, we understand how to scale virally. The users factor is user-defined. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for dealing with new web-readiness? Think super-C2C2C. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for coping with new user communities? The applications factor is co-branded. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our compelling markets but our capability to scale. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Java. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SVG. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever been pressured to visualize your feature set? Immediately? We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough DOM. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to streamline virtually than to extend perfectly. We often orchestrate plug-and-play re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our deliverables but our capability to productize. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to expedite wirelessly. The implementation reports factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We frequently cultivate C2C2C schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be user-defined? It seems wonderful, but it's realistic!