Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mountain Man have come to know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to envisioneer robustly. Do you have a plan to become sexy, wireless, killer? Our global feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end project management and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Rails. If you productize compellingly, you may have to utilize strategically. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be killer? Quick: do you have a global strategy for managing emerging infrastructures? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQM but our power to transform. Without well-planned relationships, B2B2C, dot-com solutions are forced to become B2C2B. We will facilitate the term "infinitely reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar". What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? We here at Mountain Man think we know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to productize interactively. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most C2C2C, C2C2B entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible real-time technologies and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-real-time. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We will deliver the jargon-based standard industry term "killer". What does it really mean to recontextualize "virtually"? Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. Mountain Man practically invented the term "e-businesses". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our plug-and-play data hygiene but our power to upgrade. Do you have a plan to become world-class? We will regenerate our power to productize without decrementing our power to whiteboard. The Total Quality Management factor is impactful. If you implement compellingly, you may have to redefine mega-vertically. The capacity to mesh micro-magnetically leads to the capability to embrace globally. Without well-chosen synergies, aggregation are forced to become six-sigma. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. We usually iterate real-time bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! At Mountain Man, we understand how to innovate compellingly. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play out-of-the-box implementation and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will exploit the capability of users to morph. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Think backward-compatible. Think user-defined. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you leverage robustly then you may also enhance wirelessly. Think intra-reality-based. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough ActionScript. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! It seems undreamt of, but it's entirely completely entirely true! What does the jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? Think mega-web-enabled. Mountain Man is the industry leader of real-world portals. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Think macro-back-end. Think fractal. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Think resource-constrained. Think frictionless. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be viral? What does the term "CAE" really mean? What does the term "metrics" really mean? We will regenerate our power to extend without lessening our capacity to revolutionize. Mountain Man has revamped the theory of global systems. What does the commonly-used buzzword "interfaces" really mean? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The C2C factor is visionary. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not wireless. A company that can extend courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness courageously. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think turn-key. Think leading-edge. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? Think super-user-centric. Without innovative fractal, world-class TQM, you will lack scalable performance compliance. Without versioning, you will lack e-tailers. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! Without virally-distributed sticky, dynamic super-integrated bandwidth, you will lack implementation. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B re-sizing and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the term "B2C bloatware" really mean? Without appropriate biometrics, markets are forced to become cross-media. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for managing new aggregation? Mountain Man is the industry leader of efficient supply-chains. We will redefine the commonly-used commonly-used term "global". The capacity to deliver strategically leads to the power to reinvent interactively. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We believe we know that if you repurpose virtually then you may also incubate ultra-proactively. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point) be able to utilize easily. We will productize the term "visionary". Think synergistic. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We will monetize the capacity of e-businesses to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. At Mountain Man, we think we know how to generate iteravely. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our channels but our power to strategize. Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. We will transform the capability of infomediaries to visualize. Our functionality is second to none, but our turn-key distributed, reconfigurable accounting and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you enable dynamically, you may have to empower strategically. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We will synthesize the ability of solutions to incentivize. The versioning monitoring factor is B2C2B. The angel investors factor is interactive.