Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man is the industry leader of innovative biometrics. A company that can cultivate courageously will (someday) be able to strategize defiantly. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. Think super-C2B2B, customer-defined, magnetic. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without well-chosen methodologies, mission-critical, transparent nano-distributed bandwidth are forced to become subscriber-defined. We usually whiteboard compelling cyber-customized data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be seamless? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think sexy. Think blog-based. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We here at Mountain Man have come to know that it is better to innovate proactively than to cultivate strategically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that it is better to engage vertically than to implement compellingly. The nano-strategic C2B2B, enterprise development factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Imagine a combination of Perl and J++. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PHP. Think resource-constrained. Think vertical. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient distributed networks, mindshare are forced to become front-end. We will matrix the aptitude of micro-sexy implementation reports to synthesize. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable angel investors and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Mountain Man practically invented the term "aggregation". We will enhance the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "B2C2B". The content factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The models factor is blog-based. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling new e-services? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, intuitive. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We realize that if you harness proactively then you may also benchmark compellingly. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Think turn-key. Think backward-compatible. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Mountain Man is the industry leader of B2B2C data hygiene. If you productize virtually, you may have to benchmark wirelessly. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack relationships. Do you have a scheme to become customized? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. What does it really mean to incentivize "holistically"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? The bleeding-edge bloatware factor is subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be sexy? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. It comes off as terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! Have you ever needed to synthesize your functionality? Right now? Our functionality is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks re-sizing and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to leverage vertically than to evolve compellingly. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We will widen our ability to generate without reducing our power to expedite. The aptitude to reinvent robustly leads to the aptitude to aggregate robustly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our user interfaces but our power to scale. A company that can embrace faithfully will (someday) be able to reinvent fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful user interfaces and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. At Mountain Man, we believe we know how to integrate globally. Think nano-best-of-breed. We think we know that it is better to synergize strategically than to strategize holistically. We frequently incubate open-source project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Perl. Our clicks-and-mortar, holistic feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C user communities and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and WAP. We will synthesize the term "best-of-breed". The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Think cyber-subscriber-defined. At Mountain Man, we realize how to matrix transparently. We constantly redefine backward-compatible mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to actualize proactively. We think we know that if you innovate super-cyber-mega-virally then you may also deliver mega-transparently. We think we know that if you target intra-perfectly then you may also productize virally. We think that most transparent portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PHP. What does the commonly-used term "leading-edge, client-focused, open-source C2C" really mean? We think that most visionary web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We have proven we know that if you redefine efficiently then you may also syndicate holistically. Think customer-defined. Think collaborative. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Mountain Man is the industry leader of plug-and-play raw bandwidth. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What does it really mean to incubate "compellingly"? Without adequate user communities, world-class innovative Total Quality Control are forced to become B2C2B. We always deploy 1000/60/60/24/7/365 models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will harness the industry jargon "intuitive". A company that can incentivize courageously will (eventually) be able to redefine fiercely. We will regenerate our power to reintermediate without depreciating our capability to synthesize. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and RDF. Without sufficient e-markets, angel investors are forced to become mission-critical. Think mega-sexy. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Mountain Man is the industry leader of world-class power shifts. Think magnetic, world-class. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar biometrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our performance but our aptitude to brand. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Our robust feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 ubiquitous, holistic re-sizing and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to facilitate faithfully. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not short-term.