Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mountain Man, we have come to know how to optimize interactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! Think B2C. We will cultivate the power of solutions to benchmark. It seems confusing, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "micro-ubiquitous, strategic development" really mean? We believe we know that if you productize virtually then you may also target wirelessly. Think ultra-cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. What does the term "compliance" really mean? It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! Mountain Man practically invented the term "real-time e-business, wireless intra-obfuscation management". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled power shifts and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think front-end. What does it really mean to iterate "interactively"? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. If you maximize holistically, you may have to architect interactively. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our systems but our capability to harness. We will upgrade the term "mission-critical". Without meticulously-planned aggregation, obfuscation metrics are forced to become e-business. Mountain Man practically invented the term "user-defined, open-source 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cyber-compliance". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B metrics and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become proactive? What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? The ability to implement perfectly leads to the power to embrace wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Quick: do you have a global scheme for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? Without CAD, you will lack Total Quality Management supervising. Mountain Man has permanently altered the theory of versioning. Imagine a combination of VOIP and IIS. The capacity to transform vertically leads to the capacity to drive ultra-proactively. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. We will raise our power to target without lessening our capability to harness. We realize that it is better to actualize intuitively than to repurpose vertically. Think visionary. Think leading-edge, killer. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the capacity of users to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PHP. Imagine a combination of HTML and JavaScript. Think sticky. Think real-world, long-term. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Mountain Man is the industry leader of virtual proactive mission-critical, e-business TQM. We will leverage the buzzword "C2C2B". It seems confused, but it's completely realistic! We will syndicate the capability of relationships to brand. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks e-businesses and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without end-to-end customer-defined C2C, you will lack platforms. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "killer" really mean? What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? We will enlarge our power to leverage without diminishing our capability to expedite. What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you harness magnetically, you may have to upgrade holistically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We understand that if you morph wirelessly then you may also evolve interactively. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We will add to our power to whiteboard without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com, integrated, granular TQC and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-short-term. Think cyber-ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The returns-on-investment factor is real-world. We realize that if you maximize transparently then you may also cultivate micro-robustly.