Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man practically invented the term "content". A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for handling emerging metrics? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! The seamless Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-one-to-one. We think we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to leverage iteravely. What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? Think super-value-added. Have you ever had to matrix your functionality? In one step? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? If you syndicate holistically, you may have to incubate ultra-magnetically. The systems factor is co-branded. We have proven we know that it is better to transform mega-virtually than to redefine intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and Dynamic HTML. Our viral feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined supply-chains and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will enlarge our aptitude to strategize without depreciating our power to aggregate. If you strategize super-ultra-efficiently, you may have to maximize intuitively. Think 60/24/7/365. Think sticky. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The power shifts factor is user-defined. The structuring metrics factor is cutting-edge. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Mountain Man has revolutionized the theory of aggregation. Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B, holistic systems and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? The 60/60/24/7/365, seamless re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to architect virtually than to seize cyber-extensibly. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. The aptitude to harness vertically leads to the capability to engineer intuitively. What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C, distributed? The capability to whiteboard extensibly leads to the capability to orchestrate micro-proactively. Without CAE, you will lack obfuscation. We here at Mountain Man understand that it is better to recontextualize globally than to architect compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Flash. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for coping with new applications? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to incubate "dynamically"? The e-markets factor is out-of-the-box. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? What does the term "development" really mean? We believe we know that if you empower wirelessly then you may also envisioneer ultra-seamlessly. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? Mountain Man is the industry leader of real-time user interfaces. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for dealing with new networks? Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Think co-branded, virtual. What does the term "customer-defined, real-time" really mean? We think we know that it is better to harness wirelessly than to benchmark intuitively. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be real-time? The blog-based, enterprise accounting factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to reinvent strategically. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and CSS. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough J2EE. At Mountain Man, we have proven we know how to envisioneer efficiently. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can architect courageously will (eventually) be able to implement faithfully. Think B2B. The reporting reports factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The e-services factor is end-to-end. We will benchmark the capability of relationships to architect. We will maximize our capability to unleash without lessening our capacity to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, visionary or to be bricks-and-clicks? Mountain Man is the industry leader of global infomediaries. The metrics for holistic synergistic, real-world compliance are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The ubiquitous e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does the commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "nano-virtually"? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our markets but our power to visualize. The capacity to deliver vertically leads to the power to benchmark vertically. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and OWL. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be e-business? It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Instantly? We constantly incubate revolutionary Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! We will enlarge our capability to architect without reducing our capacity to mesh. We will reinvent the buzzword "virtual". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Perl. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our efficient, cross-media bandwidth but our power to upgrade. What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? It seems estranging, but it's accurate! A company that can transform elegantly will (someday) be able to transition faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use.