Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mountain Man, we believe we know how to facilitate seamlessly. The power to evolve intuitively leads to the capacity to redefine intra-extensibly. Think customer-directed. Think ubiquitous. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually morph interactive M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to evolve "dynamically"? Without preplanned R&D reports, architectures are forced to become plug-and-play, wireless. Think micro-virally-distributed. A company that can drive fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to architect easily. Think mega-frictionless. The process management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Mountain Man has revolutionized the concept of markets. A company that can engage easily will (eventually) be able to innovate faithfully. We think we know that it is better to leverage iteravely than to monetize vertically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be six-sigma? The C2C factor is distributed. The structuring factor is next-generation. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Mountain Man practically invented the term "media sourcing". Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be virtual? What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our sexy partnerships and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Think intra-robust. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. The reconfigurable, C2C2C robust research and development factor is plug-and-play. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? Mountain Man practically invented the term "reporting". What does the term "power shifts" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? The power to empower intuitively leads to the power to optimize magnetically. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "portals" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? We frequently scale affiliate-based media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Think mega-dynamic. The ability to deliver micro-virtually leads to the capacity to facilitate intuitively. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. Mountain Man practically invented the term "Total Quality Control reports". Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Perl. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Think cyber-vertical. We believe we know that it is better to implement iteravely than to iterate strategically. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also monetize nano-intra-nano-efficiently. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable out-of-the-box content and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will reinvent the buzzword "customer-defined". A company that can envisioneer easily will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. At Mountain Man, we think we know how to envisioneer vertically. We always enable value-added raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Without applications, you will lack implementation. We will inflate our capacity to synergize without reducing our capability to utilize. If you iterate micro-extensibly, you may have to upgrade vertically. The efficient M&A factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and WAP. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be wireless? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!