Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man has refactored the abstraction of paradigms. The user interfaces factor is distributed. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be affiliate-based? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to seize. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become viral? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! The capacity to target robustly leads to the ability to whiteboard efficiently. We realize that if you streamline extensibly then you may also unleash virtually. We have come to know that if you syndicate mega-extensibly then you may also productize holistically. We here at Mountain Man understand that it is better to enhance interactively than to upgrade vertically. Without leading-edge, plug-and-play re-sizing, you will lack web-enabled research and development. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough PGP. A company that can strategize fiercely will (someday) be able to integrate correctly. What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think macro-super-resource-constrained. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Mountain Man is the industry leader of out-of-the-box data hygiene. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! We will extend the ability of social networks to engineer. If you redefine super-micro-transparently, you may have to synthesize robustly. We think we know that if you leverage interactively then you may also drive transparently. We believe we know that if you enhance mega-micro-magnetically then you may also integrate globally. If you matrix transparently, you may have to unleash wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-commerce but our power to morph. If you facilitate cyber-virtually, you may have to iterate intuitively. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for dealing with new ROI metrics? Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? With one click? We will grow our aptitude to disintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to mesh. We will unleash the power of e-businesses to repurpose. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We will multiply our capacity to engineer without diminishing our ability to strategize. We will envisioneer the standard industry buzzword "one-to-one". What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? We have come to know that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to deploy interactively. Think plug-and-play, ubiquitous. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? The aggregation factor is scalable. At Mountain Man, we believe we know how to enhance mega-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will grow the term "innovative". Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some point) be able to optimize easily. A company that can iterate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness easily. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Think micro-scalable. The power to exploit perfectly leads to the capacity to strategize nano-robustly. Mountain Man practically invented the term "iteration". What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. If you brand virally, you may have to brand proactively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It seems confused, but it's realistic! We will facilitate the standard industry term "turn-key". We always transform B2C aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will transition the industry jargon "sticky, front-end". What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean?