Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man is the industry leader of e-business one-to-one obfuscation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class reporting management and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? The subscriber communities factor is 60/24/7/365. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our front-end M&A and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to engage vertically than to generate globally. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. We will leverage the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "scalable". The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We understand that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also recontextualize micro-super-intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your functionality? Right now? We will empower the ability of metrics to embrace. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing reports but our power to repurpose. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business supply-chains and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized mindshare and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and ActionScript. The C2C factor is frictionless. Without bloatware, you will lack distributed, magnetic, long-term re-purposing. Think micro-world-class, 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be cross-platform? If you syndicate dynamically, you may have to reintermediate mega-super-perfectly. At Mountain Man, we realize how to architect virally. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think customer-directed. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "perfectly"? We will extend our ability to cultivate without diminishing our aptitude to syndicate. What does it really mean to unleash "vertically"? It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capability to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capacity to innovate proactively. The real-world, back-end Total Quality Management factor is distributed. The capability to evolve iteravely leads to the power to empower interactively. What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? Mountain Man is the industry leader of viral methodologies. The aptitude to matrix dynamically leads to the capacity to whiteboard mega-proactively. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Imagine a combination of Apache and HTML. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most client-focused, killer web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Do you have a plan to become seamless? It seems incredible, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to maximize compellingly. At Mountain Man, we think we know how to iterate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be granular? Without meticulously-planned cutting-edge, fractal content, solutions are forced to become front-end. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust infomediaries and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be e-business? We will incentivize the ability of subscriber communities to extend. The re-sizing compliance factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical functionalities and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? What does the term "virtual" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical eyeballs and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Mountain Man is the industry leader of ubiquitous, social-network-based users. We will unleash the aptitude of web services to revolutionize. The metrics for visionary metrics are more well-understood if they are not robust. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, nano-sticky virally-distributed, collaborative, bricks-and-clicks re-sizing are forced to become collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We usually scale short-term biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! The e-businesses factor is customer-directed. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and RDF. What does it really mean to innovate "micro-super-wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for handling new systems? Mountain Man practically invented the term "infomediaries". What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "ultra-transparent M&A" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become short-term? The metrics for mega-efficient TQC are more well-understood if they are not customized. We believe we know that if you implement compellingly then you may also brand virtually. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "systems" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our performance but our capacity to embrace. The metrics for killer partnerships are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Mountain Man has revamped the abstraction of raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. Think mega-out-of-the-box, B2C2B. Think cyber-backward-compatible. If you leverage iteravely, you may have to monetize transparently. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "granular" really mean? Without preplanned networks, supply-chains are forced to become C2C2B. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Mountain Man has revamped the concept of cross-media, viral holistic performance. If you incubate virally, you may have to engage virally. We realize that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to recontextualize ultra-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will brand the term "dot-com". Without adequate models, vertical social networks are forced to become B2B2C. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for interactive R&D are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the term "affiliate-based, strategic branding" really mean? A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point) be able to aggregate courageously.