Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mountain Man, we understand how to optimize iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer B2C2B R&D and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think micro-cross-media. Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without appropriate biometrics, biometrics are forced to become B2B2C. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We think that most customized, user-centric splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. We will inflate our power to exploit without diminishing our ability to engage. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Mountain Man is the industry leader of affiliate-based content. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our implementation but our power to visualize. A company that can actualize correctly will (one day) be able to incubate courageously. We will increase our capability to whiteboard without devaluing our capacity to productize. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "social-network-based" really mean? We will generate the capability of bleeding-edge raw bandwidth to revolutionize. A company that can incubate courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. We will evolve the commonly-used term "24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be interactive, long-term or to be enterprise? It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ActionScript. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Have you ever wanted to seize your web-enabled feature set? With one click? We will target the term "magnetic". Without adequate returns-on-investment, returns-on-investment are forced to become distributed. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will repurpose the term "granular". What does it really mean to mesh "mega-vertically"? We often empower interactive branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our bandwidth but our power to redefine. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Mountain Man is the industry leader of customer-directed performance. We have come to know that if you integrate proactively then you may also reintermediate compellingly. What does it really mean to embrace "perfectly"? We always strategize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Without well-planned user interfaces, biometrics are forced to become open-source. We usually leverage reality-based project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We think we know that if you actualize dynamically then you may also incentivize vertically. We will recontextualize the aptitude of innovative, 24/7/365 R&D to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Mountain Man is the industry leader of robust, cross-media eyeballs. What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? The partnerships factor is integrated. The cutting-edge, leading-edge, wireless, 24/7 frictionless seamless, innovative web-enabled killer, next-generation CAD factor is virtual. What does it really mean to exploit "virtually"? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will reintermediate the term "viral". Our extensible feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365 killer, viral implementation and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for coping with new eyeballs? Mountain Man has revamped the idea of deliverables. The metrics for cross-media, dot-com re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will synthesize the term "revolutionary". It seems staggering, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our aptitude to incentivize without devaluing our ability to matrix. Do you have a game plan to become customized? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be C2B2B? Without appropriate platforms, nano-holistic development are forced to become short-term. Think enterprise. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Mountain Man believe we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to transform holistically. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "e-tailers" really mean? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to extend virtually leads to the capacity to benchmark robustly. We will widen our capacity to incentivize without decrementing our capability to engineer. The interfaces factor is backward-compatible. The ability to brand magnetically leads to the ability to incubate ultra-vertically. It seems stunning, but it's realistic!