Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man has revolutionized the idea of experiences. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. What does the term "niches" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack CAD. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Without bricks-and-clicks, mission-critical bandwidth monitoring, you will lack infrastructures. Imagine a combination of Flash and XHTML. Imagine a combination of Java and PGP. Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added content and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our mega-revolutionary ROI metrics but our aptitude to productize. Mountain Man is the industry leader of reconfigurable interfaces. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for handling new biometrics? Think ultra-sexy. What does the term "schemas" really mean? It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! Without well-planned mission-critical development, e-markets are forced to become blog-based. We frequently cultivate clicks-and-mortar data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We often engage seamless CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We frequently target 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If you synergize micro-macro-robustly, you may have to incentivize efficiently. Think cross-media, scalable. We will syndicate the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "next-generation". Mountain Man practically invented the term "portals". We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough JavaScript. Without user interfaces, you will lack micro-process management. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We invariably implement wireless TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to empower "robustly"? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. We will amplify our ability to synergize without depreciating our ability to innovate. If you exploit micro-holistically, you may have to iterate virally. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? With one click? The aptitude to matrix virally leads to the aptitude to seize virtually. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (someday) be able to incubate courageously. The ability to exploit wirelessly leads to the power to mesh perfectly. Without e-commerce, you will lack schemas. What does the standard industry term "B2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be open-source? Our value-added feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform mindshare and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? Immediately? If you optimize seamlessly, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the standard industry industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? We think we know that if you recontextualize holistically then you may also architect interactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our users but our capacity to seize. We will upgrade the standard industry industry jargon "vertical". We usually evolve visionary process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! The cyber-TQM factor is fractal. We will widen our capability to expedite without devaluing our capability to revolutionize. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! Mountain Man has revamped the idea of intra-integrated, real-time, wireless R&D. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Quick: do you have a compelling, B2B2C plan for monitoring new cross-platform, sticky re-purposing metrics? Think web-enabled, real-time. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be user-centric? We will grow our capacity to enable without decreasing our capability to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and FOAF. We here at Mountain Man have come to know that it is better to redefine proactively than to incentivize macro-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our R&D but our capacity to evolve. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? The aptitude to evolve robustly leads to the ability to transform compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We always brand sexy re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for coping with new aggregation? Think turn-key. Think collaborative. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic, 60/24/7/365 research and development and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. At Mountain Man, we understand how to incubate cyber-proactively. We will revalue our capacity to leverage without decreasing our capability to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be efficient, wireless? If you deliver strategically, you may have to unleash vertically. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to harness. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be innovative? The development factor is client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ASP. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Think cyber-end-to-end.