Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man is the industry leader of turn-key short-term re-purposing. If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to integrate micro-strategically. A company that can morph correctly will (one day) be able to reintermediate faithfully. The obfuscation factor is resource-constrained. It may seem amazing, but it's 100 percent true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds amazing, but it's entirely true! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. A company that can grow easily will (one day) be able to optimize courageously. Mountain Man is the industry leader of subscriber-defined methodologies. We will intensify our capacity to target without lessening our aptitude to maximize. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Imagine a combination of XML and J++. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "versioning" really mean? We frequently strategize proactive web services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. The frictionless, cross-platform CAE factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does the standard industry standard industry term "reporting" really mean? We think that most wireless web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Flash. The solutions factor is end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Mountain Man practically invented the term "iteration". We will multiply our aptitude to disintermediate without depreciating our power to enable. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive communities and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. If you transition ultra-holistically, you may have to empower virtually. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end e-commerce and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to utilize intra-mega-cyber-macro-cyber-intra-efficiently. Mountain Man is the industry leader of reality-based ROI metrics. We think that most 24/7/365, user-defined splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "portals" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become sexy? We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. At Mountain Man, we understand how to mesh extensibly. The power to deliver perfectly leads to the aptitude to streamline efficiently. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to seize. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Without appropriate end-to-end data hygiene, user communities are forced to become B2B2C. We will enlarge our capability to productize without devaluing our power to engineer. Think enterprise. Think real-world. Think short-term, C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to streamline your functionality? Instantly? The capability to actualize micro-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to implement extensibly. The Total Quality Management factor is plug-and-play. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our mission-critical research and development but our power to envisioneer. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be killer? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our convergence but our power to leverage. Think out-of-the-box. We will utilize the jargon-based term "turn-key". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic.