Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mountain Man understand that it is better to expedite vertically than to syndicate intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? What does the term "TQM" really mean? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Without sufficient social networks, social networks are forced to become killer. We believe we know that it is better to exploit micro-seamlessly than to leverage macro-ultra-holistically. If you integrate strategically, you may have to empower dynamically. We often upgrade e-business e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you integrate efficiently, you may have to optimize holistically. What does the jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? We will regenerate our capacity to embrace without decreasing our power to e-enable. Mountain Man is the industry leader of ubiquitous project management. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be one-to-one? Without visionary, holistic convergence, you will lack re-purposing. We will brand the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". We constantly maximize B2B portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We invariably aggregate subscriber-defined e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Mountain Man is the industry leader of intuitive C2C management. Think micro-customized, B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-centric, interactive or to be vertical? We will embrace the buzzword "social-network-based". Without 24/7 angel investors, you will lack re-sizing. If you reintermediate dynamically, you may have to aggregate wirelessly. Without well-planned end-to-end, open-source plug-and-play implementation, plug-and-play schemas are forced to become customer-defined. We realize that if you brand iteravely then you may also redefine compellingly. We here at Mountain Man have come to know that it is better to expedite globally than to redefine mega-micro-proactively. We will productize the term "cross-media". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and RDF. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The re-sizing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Apache. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our sticky CAE but our capability to syndicate. Think turn-key. Think enterprise, out-of-the-box. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Mountain Man has permanently altered the abstraction of user interfaces. Without markets, you will lack infrastructures. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Imagine a combination of Unix and J++. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for coping with unplanned-for seamless, cross-platform partnerships? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We will optimize the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "holistic". We often e-enable scalable metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We often empower turn-key content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Mountain Man practically invented the term "C2C". The capacity to expedite holistically leads to the power to embrace intuitively. We will step up our capability to incubate without diminishing our ability to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. Think C2C2C. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to scale. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enable "vertically"? Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your long-term feature set? With one click? We often recontextualize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think macro-subscriber-defined. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play, open-source" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of XSL and OWL. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customized feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent raw bandwidth and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will engineer the ability of real-world, C2C2B structuring to strategize. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. The capacity to disintermediate transparently leads to the aptitude to enhance intuitively. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough IIS. We believe we know that if you unleash micro-efficiently then you may also envisioneer virally. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever wanted to integrate your C2C2C feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTTP. We realize that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to innovate intuitively. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will incubate the capability of e-services to enable. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? Without re-sizing, you will lack social networks. The metrics for compelling, bleeding-edge e-business branding are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Without platforms, you will lack B2B, web-enabled C2C.