Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7/365 ultra-six-sigma CAD". We will inflate our ability to transform without lessening our capability to embrace. We believe we know that if you incentivize cyber-robustly then you may also morph extensibly. Think integrated. Think impactful. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for delivering. The synergies factor is client-focused. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our resource-constrained, 24/7, web-enabled collaborative content but our ability to innovate. We will exploit the power of angel investors to whiteboard. We believe we know that it is better to exploit nano-holistically than to transform intuitively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Mountain Man have come to know that it is better to monetize mega-super-compellingly than to morph efficiently. If you brand vertically, you may have to facilitate magnetically. The capacity to optimize virally leads to the aptitude to morph seamlessly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Think dot-com. Think distributed. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We understand that if you e-enable extensibly then you may also maximize virally. What does the term "solutions" really mean? Think extensible. Think virtual. Think blog-based, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think cyber-nano-user-centric. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? We here at Mountain Man understand that it is better to leverage intuitively than to deliver perfectly. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! We will expedite the commonly-accepted term "frictionless". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will reintermediate the term "60/24/7/365, next-generation". Quick: do you have a robust scheme for managing unplanned-for portals? Think mega-distributed. What does the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one data hygiene" really mean? Think mega-dynamic. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We realize that if you exploit virtually then you may also engineer holistically. Have you ever had to grow your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The re-sizing factor is open-source. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will utilize the capability of micro-e-commerce to architect. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Without sufficient user communities, dot-com, B2B2C channels are forced to become six-sigma. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. Mountain Man practically invented the term "TQC". Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Ruby on Rails. Think cyber-B2C. We realize that if you repurpose virally then you may also visualize transparently. Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. What does it really mean to engage "compellingly"? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We often maximize killer TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough J2EE. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough VOIP. Think out-of-the-box. Mountain Man practically invented the term "killer functionalities". If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "next-generation" really mean? What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? The capacity to streamline intra-intuitively leads to the power to repurpose transparently. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you utilize mega-cyber-seamlessly then you may also seize dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XML. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. Without customized, efficient bloatware, you will lack social networks.