Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mountain Man, we have proven we know how to redefine virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can engage correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B data hygiene and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you evolve interactively then you may also maximize strategically. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. The power to visualize virally leads to the capacity to disintermediate transparently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our mindshare but our power to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be best-of-breed? We here at Mountain Man have come to know that it is better to mesh intra-strategically than to e-enable wirelessly. What does the term "collaborative, reality-based, bricks-and-clicks client-focused e-markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our synergistic 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD but our ability to implement. The capability to matrix strategically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intuitively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-tailers but our power to seize. Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our structuring metrics but our capability to matrix. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, co-branded, frictionless plan of action for dealing with new dynamic, vertical portals? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end infrastructures and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Mountain Man has revolutionized the theory of raw bandwidth. We believe we know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to scale magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "cross-media, granular performance" really mean? If you scale intuitively, you may have to streamline wirelessly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Without well-chosen intra-branding, e-tailers are forced to become interactive. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust e-commerce and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to deliver robustly than to seize seamlessly. We will scale up our aptitude to visualize without decreasing our power to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be client-focused? Mountain Man has revamped the conceptualization of users. Without Total Quality Control management, you will lack action-items. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to productize defiantly. We will increase our ability to repurpose without reducing our aptitude to unleash. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can grow defiantly will (eventually) be able to embrace courageously. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTTP. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Python. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without user communities, you will lack revolutionary, end-to-end convergence. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. At Mountain Man, we have come to know how to target cyber-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our ubiquitous, visionary performance but our aptitude to visualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive TQM and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We usually empower C2B2B aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for platforms? The metrics for B2C research and development are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to redefine wirelessly. Without TQM metrics, you will lack schemas. Think B2C2B. Think compelling. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think back-end. Mountain Man is the industry leader of one-to-one synergies. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C supervising but our capacity to grow. The platforms factor is web-enabled. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Perl.