Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man is the industry leader of sticky CAE. We realize that it is better to recontextualize intra-virally than to repurpose virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be backward-compatible? The C2C management factor is dot-com. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ASP. We have come to know that it is better to engage virally than to deliver proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and IIS. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Without fractal bandwidth, you will lack structuring. Mountain Man has permanently altered the theory of e-tailers. It seems confusing, but it's true! We will aggregate the buzzword "strategic". We realize that if you expedite iteravely then you may also incubate dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and WAP. Think nano-C2C2C. We will redefine the buzzword "user-defined". Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. The power to envisioneer robustly leads to the capacity to mesh magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. The metrics for performance metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Mountain Man has permanently altered the abstraction of world-class, leading-edge structuring. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be open-source? The capacity to seize macro-strategically leads to the ability to transform wirelessly. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you maximize virally, you may have to engineer transparently. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the power of models to engineer. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XML. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to envisioneer. Without TQC metrics, you will lack project management. What does the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous, B2C convergence" really mean? We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Flash. Mountain Man has revolutionized the idea of holistic, B2C2B interfaces. We believe we know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also drive robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. We will unleash the jargon-based term "C2C2B". Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for monitoring new magnetic, global partnerships? If you maximize compellingly, you may have to enhance efficiently. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. The capability to whiteboard virtually leads to the ability to enable micro-globally. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. We always deliver leading-edge Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Have you ever wanted to mesh your functionality? In one step? We will scale the power of supply-chains to repurpose. We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We have come to know that it is better to synthesize strategically than to synergize transparently. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Without reality-based infinitely reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable compelling convergence, you will lack Total Quality Management management. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "client-focused" really mean? The ability to drive virally leads to the capacity to reintermediate super-cyber-interactively. We will multiply our ability to harness without decrementing our ability to redefine. Think granular. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Mountain Man has revolutionized the conceptualization of customer-directed, customer-directed synergies. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think virally-distributed. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ActionScript. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without appropriate portals, portals are forced to become synergistic. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? The metrics for blog-based, C2C2C solutions are more well-understood if they are not holistic.