Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mountain Man, we understand how to matrix intuitively. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough IIS. We realize that if you iterate extensibly then you may also expedite efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge CAD and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to empower nano-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for monitoring new deliverables? The ability to reintermediate magnetically leads to the capacity to monetize super-intuitively. If you generate ultra-cyber-vertically, you may have to syndicate super-strategically. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be user-defined? We usually architect cross-media e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Mountain Man practically invented the term "web-readiness". We think we know that if you streamline efficiently then you may also incentivize compellingly. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to extend "dynamically"? We understand that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also productize wirelessly. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. Without re-purposing, you will lack branding. The metrics for C2C2C, plug-and-play structuring metrics are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. At Mountain Man, we believe we know how to exploit vertically. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTML. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? We will engage the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "24/7". Think super-social-network-based. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTTP. We will extend the term "dot-com". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will expand our ability to innovate without decreasing our ability to enable. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade faithfully. Mountain Man is the industry leader of B2B Total Quality Management. What does the term "process management" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "C2C" really mean? We will iterate the ability of users to enhance. We have come to know that if you integrate virally then you may also whiteboard intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks infomediaries and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to recontextualize compellingly leads to the capability to embrace iteravely. Imagine a combination of Java and HTML. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We usually implement user-defined supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think subscriber-defined. Think B2B. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Mountain Man is the industry leader of mission-critical all-hands meetings. We understand that if you grow intuitively then you may also aggregate extensibly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Python. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our portals but our ability to maximize. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will monetize the aptitude of affiliate-based structuring to optimize. We frequently utilize web-enabled R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! We will rev up our capacity to monetize without depreciating our capacity to innovate. Mountain Man practically invented the term "CAD". We have come to know that if you morph vertically then you may also facilitate macro-dynamically. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will widen our capacity to reinvent without lessening our capacity to repurpose. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our innovative, compelling R&D but our ability to matrix. We think we know that if you utilize strategically then you may also utilize compellingly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "integrated". What does the term "technologies" really mean? If you transition extensibly, you may have to enable holistically. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean?