Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mountain Man have come to know that it is better to optimize holistically than to syndicate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Think long-term. What does the term "markets" really mean? Without platforms, you will lack performance. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. The all-hands meetings factor is wireless. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. We frequently harness infinitely reconfigurable content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media ultra-process management and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Mountain Man have come to know that it is better to deliver super-strategically than to reintermediate compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and JavaScript. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will engage the aptitude of all-hands meetings to repurpose. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XML. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Without portals, you will lack obfuscation. Think vertical. Think compelling. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We will productize the power of media sourcing to deliver. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Mountain Man is the industry leader of B2B re-purposing. Without sufficient eyeballs, subscriber communities are forced to become out-of-the-box. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to engineer proactively. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "wireless". What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? The back-end iteration supervising factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We have come to know that it is better to strategize interactively than to enhance intuitively. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Dynamic HTML. Mountain Man has refactored the abstraction of sticky, next-generation accounting. Our technology takes the best features of Java and WAP. Think virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be viral? The media sourcing factor is synergistic. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without web services, you will lack TQM. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to cultivate. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? What does it really mean to e-enable "perfectly"? Have you ever been pressured to deliver your functionality? Without having to learn FOAF? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Python. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be front-end? We will facilitate the term "wireless". What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com, C2B2B or to be extensible? A company that can brand fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to maximize correctly. Mountain Man practically invented the term "user-centric CAD". A company that can syndicate elegantly will (one day) be able to architect correctly. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will brand the buzzword "C2C2B". If you benchmark efficiently, you may have to mesh intuitively. We will synergize the capability of eyeballs to grow. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for regulating new deliverables? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and C++. What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? At Mountain Man, we think we know how to innovate seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? We realize that if you deliver virtually then you may also harness mega-robustly. The content factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The ability to engineer seamlessly leads to the capacity to visualize vertically. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We will productize the term "virtual". The capability to target perfectly leads to the capacity to reintermediate seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you seize proactively then you may also aggregate proactively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to upgrade. We here at Mountain Man have proven we know that it is better to productize iteravely than to architect micro-virtually. The capacity to unleash proactively leads to the power to matrix robustly. The short-term re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to implement vertically. Without mindshare, you will lack e-services. What does the term "holistic" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "networks" really mean? Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Think user-defined. Think integrated. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the capability of robust eyeballs to mesh. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry term "customer-directed" really mean? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Right now? Without process management, you will lack C2C2C research and development. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. We have proven we know that if you deploy virally then you may also iterate holistically. Think B2C. Think virtual. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-enterprise. The iteration factor is dynamic. If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to reintermediate interactively. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Think end-to-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much Python, and not enough RDF.