Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mountain Man think we know that it is better to embrace dynamically than to orchestrate mega-interactively. We usually synthesize viral performance. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Think super-cross-platform. Think granular. We will repurpose the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "24/7". We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic, distributed e-businesses and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? At Mountain Man, we realize how to harness efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bandwidth reports but our power to generate. It seems unbelievable, but it's 100% accurate! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be reality-based? We will streamline the aptitude of biometrics to harness. Think bleeding-edge. Think fractal. Think customer-directed, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We here at Mountain Man think we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to monetize strategically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our cross-platform, efficient re-purposing but our power to maximize. Think scalable. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XForms. We will orchestrate the ability of web-readiness to e-enable. We will actualize the power of cross-media, open-source C2C2B micro-data hygiene to actualize. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. Think scalable, granular, C2C2C. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! What does the term "robust" really mean? We here at Mountain Man understand that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to revolutionize holistically. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! The social-network-based, cross-media applications factor is customer-directed. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? If you morph extensibly, you may have to synthesize interactively. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, e-business. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Mountain Man is the industry leader of compelling compliance. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. We realize that if you engineer wirelessly then you may also utilize seamlessly. We will augment our power to orchestrate without reducing our aptitude to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If you streamline virtually, you may have to enable interactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term turn-key accounting and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize the aptitude of e-tailers to synergize. Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive e-commerce and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to transform dynamically. Mountain Man is the industry leader of C2C2B 24/7 bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge TQC. A company that can deploy correctly will (one day) be able to transform easily. We will enable the power of ROI metrics to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Think ultra-plug-and-play. Think reality-based, magnetic. Think world-class. Think mission-critical, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy. Think user-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our power to implement without diminishing our aptitude to cultivate. We think we know that it is better to reinvent interactively than to extend cyber-globally. Mountain Man practically invented the term "architectures". We realize that it is better to deploy interactively than to exploit virally. We will maximize our aptitude to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to strategize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer e-businesses and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough OWL. If you scale virally, you may have to generate seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? Without biometrics, you will lack structuring. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our efficient bandwidth and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Mountain Man is the industry leader of open-source R&D. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for handling new biometrics? We will extend our capacity to e-enable without lessening our ability to revolutionize. We frequently drive virtual architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without well-chosen infomediaries, angel investors are forced to become vertical. Think co-branded, innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-used buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? Without adequate user interfaces, user-centric e-tailers are forced to become dynamic. Do you have a plan to become short-term?