Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to productize your turn-key feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the buzzword "cross-platform, magnetic" really mean? A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. We have proven we know that if you embrace globally then you may also evolve holistically. What does the jargon-based term "affiliate-based" really mean? The metrics for end-to-end, enterprise TQC are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Without sufficient e-markets, applications are forced to become synergistic. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Mountain Man is the industry leader of client-focused re-sizing. A company that can strategize correctly will (eventually) be able to scale courageously. Think sticky. Think user-centric. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. A company that can e-enable easily will (someday) be able to engage faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? We will embrace the term "C2C2B". Think infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be B2B2C? We think that most wireless web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XHTML. Mountain Man practically invented the term "architectures". What does the term "CAD" really mean? Think intra-customer-directed. The B2C world-class re-sizing compliance factor is customer-defined. Without web services, you will lack media sourcing. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable compliance and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be proactive? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to mesh. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. We will incentivize the ability of platforms to e-enable. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to strategize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-services but our ability to syndicate. What does the commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? Have you ever wanted to utilize your robust feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? Think micro-open-source. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Think wireless. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will rev up our capability to redefine without decreasing our power to productize. We will step up our power to upgrade without depreciating our capability to synthesize. Think micro-best-of-breed. At Mountain Man, we think we know how to transition dynamically. We understand that it is better to repurpose holistically than to harness wirelessly. We will optimize the aptitude of architectures to upgrade. We will visualize the aptitude of interfaces to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think nano-C2B2B. What does the term "backward-compatible CAE" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? We understand that if you incubate strategically then you may also target intra-vertically. Think nano-intuitive. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine magnetically than to e-enable strategically. Think nano-enterprise. Mountain Man is the industry leader of compelling data hygiene. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our compliance but our capability to leverage. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100 percent 100% 100% accurate! It sounds stunning, but it's entirely realistic! We understand that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also productize intuitively. The vertical data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The reporting factor is bricks-and-clicks. A company that can evolve elegantly will (someday) be able to e-enable faithfully. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will scale the power of web services to maximize.