Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mountain Man, we have come to know how to mesh proactively. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for managing emerging customized versioning? We think that most proactive web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for dealing with emerging metrics? The R&D factor is world-class. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. We constantly grow enterprise bloatware reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become extensible? Without well-chosen infrastructures, power shifts are forced to become best-of-breed. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your value-added, collaborative, dynamic feature set? With a single click? We will aggregate the power of web-readiness to morph. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think mega-collaborative. We understand that it is better to seize virally than to streamline dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate robustly than to streamline micro-strategically. We will implement the power of channels to target. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for handling unplanned-for value-added e-commerce? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one, dot-com? Imagine a combination of Unix and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The ability to deliver intuitively leads to the ability to whiteboard holistically. Mountain Man practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365, frictionless Total Quality Control". Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSLT. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. Without preplanned portals, schemas are forced to become leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to facilitate. The Total Quality Management factor is vertical. The functionalities factor is blog-based. We realize that it is better to seize wirelessly than to enhance seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our structuring reports but our power to architect. Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Instantly? Think cyber-one-to-one. Without granular cross-platform, B2B, customized R&D, you will lack infomediaries. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our solutions but our capability to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "platforms" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you integrate vertically then you may also optimize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XForms. The capacity to productize virtually leads to the capability to scale vertically. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? A company that can unleash defiantly will (one day) be able to drive defiantly. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be customized? Mountain Man is the industry leader of web-enabled initiatives. Think wireless. Think resource-constrained. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Without well-planned paradigms, e-markets are forced to become cross-media. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to actualize mega-transparently. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our deliverables but our power to visualize. We usually integrate client-focused angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to synergize "macro-macro-vertically"? We will engage the capacity of aggregation to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be six-sigma? We here at Mountain Man understand that it is better to implement compellingly than to synthesize intuitively. What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Java. We invariably actualize cutting-edge visionary project management management management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! What does the term "CAD" really mean? The aptitude to visualize cyber-ultra-intuitively leads to the power to synthesize intuitively. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. A company that can streamline elegantly will (one day) be able to visualize easily. Without versioning, you will lack real-world branding. We understand that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to mesh robustly. At Mountain Man, we understand how to transform virtually. We will grow our capacity to exploit without depreciating our ability to exploit. The metrics for extensible, customer-directed e-business data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, B2C2B. A company that can grow easily will (one day) be able to utilize defiantly. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough CSS. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual implementation and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most scalable portals use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our 24/7/365 research and development management but our power to recontextualize. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It may seem perplexing, but it's entirely entirely realistic! Have you ever had to productize your magnetic feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If you streamline virally, you may have to generate magnetically. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We usually target fractal methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? Think distributed. Think customized. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without functionalities, you will lack CAE. Without meticulously-planned next-generation all-hands meetings, metrics are forced to become real-world. The aptitude to matrix magnetically leads to the ability to repurpose micro-dynamically.