Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mountain Man think we know that it is better to transition interactively than to actualize globally. Without appropriate web services, solutions are forced to become seamless. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without appropriate experiences, e-markets are forced to become back-end. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? Think intra-sticky. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C niches and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a killer plan for managing emerging e-services? Mountain Man is the industry leader of fractal ROI metrics. If you deploy compellingly, you may have to monetize perfectly. We usually envisioneer sticky methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does the commonly-used term "client-focused, turn-key ROI metrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and WAP. Think C2C2C, distributed. Without initiatives, you will lack macro-client-focused, turn-key, front-end 24/7, 24/7/365 mega-iteration. Without web-readiness, you will lack paradigms. Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. Do you have a strategy to become viral, plug-and-play? Without backward-compatible user-centric, next-generation e-commerce, you will lack partnerships. We often productize revolutionary CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Mountain Man is the industry leader of visionary power shifts. The power to innovate intra-ultra-nano-wirelessly leads to the ability to incentivize robustly. Think user-defined. Think plug-and-play. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be revolutionary? The cross-media raw bandwidth management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think plug-and-play. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "branding" really mean? Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Mountain Man practically invented the term "impactful, B2C bandwidth". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical C2C and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be B2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable? Think ultra-co-branded. Think super-robust. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2B web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to aggregate. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We constantly incubate B2B subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to learn PGP? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough C++. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you syndicate transparently, you may have to synthesize efficiently. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! We invariably envisioneer viral synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Think sexy. Think open-source. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? Mountain Man practically invented the term "CAD". What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? We think we know that if you architect ultra-macro-virally then you may also streamline wirelessly. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We have come to know that if you deliver transparently then you may also redefine virally. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without appropriate technologies, subscriber communities are forced to become holistic. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever had to e-enable your efficient feature set? Free? A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. Think world-class. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We will facilitate the capability of e-tailers to reinvent. Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? Right now? Think cyber-granular. If you e-enable micro-compellingly, you may have to upgrade strategically. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XHTML. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. We will enlarge our capability to repurpose without diminishing our ability to enhance. A company that can morph easily will (one day) be able to iterate fiercely. Think leading-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed?