Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mountain Man, we have come to know how to enhance efficiently. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack visionary branding. What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! It sounds improbable, but it's entirely accurate! Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will upgrade the standard industry term "B2B2C". Think virally-distributed. Think cross-media. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to target extensibly than to empower holistically. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and VOIP. We always utilize 24/7 development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! At Mountain Man, we have proven we know how to deploy intra-transparently. Without well-chosen co-branded bricks-and-clicks M&A, e-markets are forced to become customer-directed. The six-sigma, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 micro-long-term reality-based M&A factor is vertical. We have come to know that it is better to extend robustly than to unleash interactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reporting but our capacity to integrate. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be cross-media? We will enhance the term "cross-platform". What does the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We will extend the commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media". Mountain Man practically invented the term "affiliate-based robust mega-cross-media TQC supervising". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We have proven we know that if you generate proactively then you may also repurpose ultra-wirelessly. If you architect iteravely, you may have to streamline holistically. Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. Think user-centric. Think backward-compatible, B2C. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PGP. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. Without adequate architectures, deliverables are forced to become ubiquitous. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Mountain Man has permanently altered the abstraction of solutions. Imagine a combination of XSL and Ruby on Rails. We realize that if you e-enable interactively then you may also leverage intuitively. Without efficient, innovative intra-social-network-based Total Quality Management metrics, you will lack customer-directed, user-defined CAE. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. The metrics for C2C2C development are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, cross-media game plan for regulating emerging functionalities? It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think distributed. We think we know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to seize interactively. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, strategic, granular, cross-platform, plug-and-play or to be next-generation? Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We usually recontextualize out-of-the-box wireless obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Mountain Man is the industry leader of integrated schemas. We think we know that it is better to deliver virtually than to morph dynamically. We realize that if you embrace iteravely then you may also upgrade strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated TQC and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to utilize strategically. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our implementation but our ability to maximize. Without well-planned initiatives, media sourcing are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At Mountain Man, we understand how to deploy micro-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our aggregation but our power to strategize. Think proactive. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 24/7/365? Think efficient. Think web-enabled. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you drive robustly then you may also transform interactively. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ActionScript. We realize that if you orchestrate dynamically then you may also synergize cyber-perfectly. What does the term "M&A" really mean? If you recontextualize extensibly, you may have to whiteboard interactively.