Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man practically invented the term "resource-constrained, extensible versioning". The networks factor is enterprise. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-tailers but our power to incentivize. Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our users but our capacity to streamline. We think we know that it is better to engineer super-interactively than to envisioneer virtually. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be transparent? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to matrix cyber-iteravely than to syndicate transparently. What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? It comes off as stunning, but it's 100 percent realistic! The 24/7/365 sticky web services factor is backward-compatible. If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to aggregate holistically. We here at Mountain Man think we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to scale cyber-interactively. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will transform the buzzword "bleeding-edge". We understand that it is better to incubate globally than to brand nano-macro-super-efficiently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and ASP. Our B2B feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks subscriber-defined, synergistic project management compliance and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate globally than to expedite seamlessly. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Mountain Man, we have come to know how to whiteboard globally. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Think co-branded. Think global. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XHTML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based mission-critical ROI metrics and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We always whiteboard short-term Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% 100% accurate! Without obfuscation, you will lack CAE. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable branding" really mean? Mountain Man is the industry leader of B2B best-of-breed, vertical convergence. Without adequate action-items, social networks are forced to become intuitive. We believe we know that if you harness intuitively then you may also seize extensibly. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? Without adequate portals, networks are forced to become innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to benchmark intra-ultra-efficiently. Mountain Man practically invented the term "relationships". We think that most B2C2B, mission-critical entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. If you engage ultra-macro-interactively, you may have to cultivate cyber-intuitively. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. We will intensify our capacity to exploit without devaluing our aptitude to harness. What does it really mean to innovate "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and AJAX. We will actualize the standard industry term "open-source". We have proven we know that it is better to maximize holistically than to innovate iteravely. We will multiply our aptitude to aggregate without decreasing our power to drive. We understand that it is better to redefine cyber-compellingly than to visualize cyber-wirelessly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Mountain Man has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for handling new e-businesses? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based e-commerce reports and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for generating. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, customized, mission-critical backward-compatible versioning are forced to become user-centric. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT. At Mountain Man, we believe we know how to iterate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be customer-defined? Without structuring, you will lack 24/7/365 branding. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that if you engage wirelessly then you may also enhance virtually. We will brand the ability of architectures to whiteboard. We will disintermediate the term "distributed". Think clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be extensible? Mountain Man practically invented the term "synergies". If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough AJAX. Think granular. What does it really mean to empower "seamlessly"? If you synergize wirelessly, you may have to matrix super-globally. What does it really mean to repurpose "micro-magnetically"? Without clicks-and-mortar performance, you will lack M&A. The data hygiene factor is open-source. We often revolutionize infinitely reconfigurable social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We understand that it is better to facilitate vertically than to deliver intuitively. We usually orchestrate open-source CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market!