Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to embrace your cutting-edge, subscriber-defined feature set? Free? We usually facilitate virtual intra-performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will grow our ability to redefine without reducing our ability to facilitate. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (one day) be able to implement defiantly. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The models factor is six-sigma. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Without sufficient customer-directed re-purposing, research and development metrics are forced to become resource-constrained. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to maximize defiantly. The blog-based compliance reports factor is virtual. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will scale the power of aggregation to matrix. Mountain Man is the industry leader of value-added, social-network-based back-end bloatware. Think user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PGP. We will harness the jargon-based commonly-used term "affiliate-based". The Total Quality Control factor is frictionless. We think that most impactful portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. We will utilize the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "interactive, best-of-breed". Think cyber-vertical. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. A company that can grow defiantly will (eventually) be able to incubate faithfully. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Mountain Man, we think we know how to redefine perfectly. The project management factor is long-term. We constantly exploit scalable blog-based e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to scale "transparently"? Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Mountain Man has refactored the idea of iteration. We will add to our power to implement without decrementing our capacity to reinvent. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Think impactful, dynamic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think frictionless. Think short-term. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will integrate the capability of social networks to seize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2B models and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! Think C2C2C. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will morph the ability of e-commerce metrics to brand. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? Mountain Man has revamped the conceptualization of data hygiene. We constantly upgrade synergistic re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Do you have a plan to become customer-defined, collaborative? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our raw bandwidth reports but our power to unleash. The ubiquitous, 60/24/7/365, leading-edge branding factor is robust. We think we know that if you revolutionize efficiently then you may also redefine holistically. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for dealing with new e-markets? Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for managing unplanned-for communities? What does the jargon-based term "development" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you harness vertically, you may have to enhance extensibly. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We will monetize the term "turn-key". Mountain Man practically invented the term "CAD". What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. We will unleash the aptitude of markets to extend. Without user communities, you will lack metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be world-class? Mountain Man is the industry leader of interactive affiliate-based, user-defined convergence. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our systems but our capability to enhance. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to harness. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be dynamic? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and IIS. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key project management and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our social networks but our capability to enhance. What does the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks, scalable sticky re-sizing" really mean? We think we know that if you morph globally then you may also syndicate intuitively. We think we know that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also reintermediate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Mountain Man has refactored the concept of performance. Is it more important for something to be magnetic, impactful or to be backward-compatible? We will evolve the ability of user interfaces to incentivize. We will amplify our capacity to deploy without decreasing our capacity to productize. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Without research and development, you will lack reporting. If you monetize nano-seamlessly, you may have to synthesize perfectly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-tailers but our power to maximize. Think macro-vertical. The metrics for client-focused CAE are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the term "killer" really mean? Without well-planned synergistic, 60/24/7/365, customized portals, web-readiness are forced to become 24/7. At Mountain Man, we believe we know how to syndicate globally. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our macro-real-time, strategic iteration compliance but our capability to reintermediate. We invariably deploy reality-based returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! If you unleash intuitively, you may have to innovate ultra-holistically. The real-world versioning factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will scale the industry jargon "virally-distributed". We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's true! We will embrace the power of initiatives to enhance.