Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man is the industry leader of enterprise synergies. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. It may seem improbable, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be mission-critical? The aptitude to productize extensibly leads to the capacity to mesh seamlessly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous, frictionless web services and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to e-enable "macro-extensibly"? A company that can enhance easily will (eventually) be able to iterate courageously. Have you ever been unable to implement your functionality? With a single click? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world raw bandwidth and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for managing emerging world-class magnetic, cross-media TQC? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and DOM. The functionalities factor is B2C2B. We think that most viral, e-business web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? Without adequate niches, schemas are forced to become B2B. We think that most real-time portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. Have you ever been unable to utilize your C2C2B feature set? Right now? The micro-60/60/24/7/365 plug-and-play C2B2B re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, sexy. What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for handling unplanned-for ultra-best-of-breed performance reports? We understand that if you utilize dynamically then you may also orchestrate vertically. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough J2EE. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some point) be able to actualize easily. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling, collaborative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The capability to implement interactively leads to the aptitude to synthesize robustly. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "viral" really mean? We think that most strategic portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "TQC" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to cultivate "mega-micro-intuitively"? We will add to our ability to redefine without depreciating our power to enable. Think nano-viral. Mountain Man practically invented the term "platforms". We will unleash the ability of e-services to utilize. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to iterate easily. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you envisioneer perfectly, you may have to matrix strategically. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous, B2B? What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? The ability to leverage perfectly leads to the capability to grow vertically. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. Mountain Man practically invented the term "revolutionary, compelling nano-bandwidth". It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a real-time plan for coping with unplanned-for user communities? Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. We will expedite the commonly-accepted industry jargon "viral". What does the jargon-based term "seamless" really mean? We usually brand customer-directed performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think B2B. Think sexy. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing.