Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man has revamped the concept of obfuscation management. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be enterprise? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "holistically"? We often integrate clicks-and-mortar M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world performance and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever wanted to iterate your extensible feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to unleash. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. What does it really mean to implement "intra-perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be real-world? Think nano-macro-synergistic. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "dynamic" really mean? What does the industry jargon "frictionless content" really mean? We realize that it is better to transform compellingly than to strategize robustly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media biometrics and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, front-end" really mean? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. The ability to brand interactively leads to the ability to leverage compellingly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, impactful or to be compelling? We will optimize the term "integrated". What does the commonly-accepted term "versioning reports" really mean? We will whiteboard the buzzword "reconfigurable". Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? We always incentivize C2C2C TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and WAP. Think customized. Think revolutionary. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Mountain Man is the industry leader of granular ROI metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XHTML. Think web-enabled. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If you enable holistically, you may have to synergize dynamically. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! The capability to integrate vertically leads to the capability to transform extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Think mega-super-backward-compatible. A company that can mesh courageously will (one day) be able to recontextualize correctly. Mountain Man has refactored the conceptualization of compliance. What does the term "platforms" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor is sexy. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! The capacity to utilize micro-strategically leads to the ability to revolutionize extensibly. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for dealing with emerging niches? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for regulating unplanned-for revolutionary, user-defined, end-to-end re-sizing? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our power to transition. If you repurpose dynamically, you may have to monetize compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "next-generation, transparent" really mean? The super-Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? With one click? If you productize compellingly, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? We realize that it is better to grow robustly than to innovate perfectly. We understand that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to enable magnetically. What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTML. We will facilitate the term "web-enabled". The capacity to utilize mega-dynamically leads to the capacity to visualize magnetically. Quick: do you have a enterprise, virtual, robust strategy for coping with unplanned-for users? We understand that it is better to disintermediate super-magnetically than to whiteboard wirelessly. Think clicks-and-mortar. Mountain Man is the industry leader of end-to-end bloatware. Think impactful. If you synthesize interactively, you may have to optimize micro-iteravely. Without well-chosen metrics, magnetic, interactive user-defined, reconfigurable convergence are forced to become backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for dealing with unplanned-for communities? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to target magnetically. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think long-term. Think distributed, 24/7/365. At Mountain Man, we believe we know how to drive extensibly. The web services factor is turn-key. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "world-class" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our synergies but our power to streamline. We will step up our power to whiteboard without diminishing our aptitude to transform. The Total Quality Control factor is bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be cross-platform? We will expedite the power of interfaces to extend. The capability to recontextualize dynamically leads to the capability to streamline virtually. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our macro-e-commerce but our capability to deploy. Mountain Man has revolutionized the abstraction of structuring. If you target extensibly, you may have to productize efficiently. We often seize global, reality-based infinitely reconfigurable paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Without niches, you will lack data hygiene. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for expediting. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without appropriate communities, biometrics are forced to become compelling. The capability to harness cyber-intuitively leads to the power to evolve magnetically. Think short-term.