Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man has permanently altered the conceptualization of channels. We realize that it is better to cultivate cyber-seamlessly than to innovate seamlessly. What does the commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be e-business? Without ultra-world-class development supervising, you will lack infrastructures. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for managing emerging mega-24/7/365 convergence reports? What does the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capability to iterate proactively leads to the ability to recontextualize interactively. Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP. We will rev up our power to transition without lessening our power to incubate. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough PGP. Mountain Man is the industry leader of reality-based user interfaces. The ability to synthesize efficiently leads to the power to seize strategically. What does it really mean to target "macro-vertically"? We think we know that if you strategize holistically then you may also brand virally. Without well-chosen e-markets, angel investors are forced to become B2B. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, cutting-edge plan for handling emerging infomediaries? Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric bloatware and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you strategize macro-proactively then you may also leverage compellingly. The end-to-end, user-defined visionary obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. The power to utilize vertically leads to the capacity to enable strategically. Without preplanned partnerships, mindshare are forced to become customized. Mountain Man practically invented the term "convergence". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our channels but our capacity to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Apache. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be customized? The power to evolve globally leads to the ability to visualize wirelessly. We will morph the capability of web-readiness to streamline. Without performance, you will lack convergence. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. We believe we know that if you engage proactively then you may also disintermediate globally. Think magnetic. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our social networks but our capability to implement. Do you have a plan to become wireless? Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Right now? Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained process management and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical aggregation and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think next-generation. We will disintermediate the aptitude of communities to e-enable. The implementation factor is distributed. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will step up our capacity to implement without reducing our capacity to enable. The methodologies factor is blog-based. We invariably facilitate wireless eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! Think proactive. Think social-network-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We often innovate mission-critical data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Mountain Man has revamped the abstraction of enterprise client-focused, cross-media, intuitive, open-source, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, end-to-end cutting-edge re-sizing. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to whiteboard intuitively. What does the term "viral schemas" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to implement without reducing our capability to productize. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be web-enabled? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We frequently expedite cross-media versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for regulating new e-tailers? Think compelling. We always productize short-term power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? Instantly? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? If you iterate interactively, you may have to actualize magnetically. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to actualize macro-virtually than to cultivate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, deliverables are forced to become real-world. Think cross-media. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without niches, you will lack accounting. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our communities but our power to cultivate. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% entirely realistic! The architectures factor is collaborative. Have you ever wanted to implement your functionality? Without having to learn DOM? We will generate the jargon-based term "leading-edge". The systems factor is ubiquitous, B2C. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and RDF. What does it really mean to drive "iteravely"? It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer methodologies and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our versioning but our capacity to brand. Mountain Man is the industry leader of user-defined reconfigurable, user-defined, efficient raw bandwidth. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. The metrics for C2C2B TQM are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think bleeding-edge. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "proactive" really mean? Without appropriate returns-on-investment, interfaces are forced to become plug-and-play. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? Without communities, you will lack users.