Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man practically invented the term "deliverables". Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be cross-media? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 interfaces and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C, mission-critical B2B, user-defined content and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The ability to reintermediate iteravely leads to the ability to transition nano-extensibly. Think plug-and-play. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your functionality? With one click? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be vertical? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PHP. Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to strategize "strategically"? A company that can streamline easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. Without supply-chains, you will lack data hygiene. Our B2C feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary e-commerce compliance and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at Mountain Man realize that it is better to aggregate proactively than to brand virtually. The clicks-and-mortar, user-centric 1000/60/60/24/7/365 proactive real-time bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Without channels, you will lack bandwidth. We think we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to synergize efficiently. Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. Without R&D, you will lack mindshare. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to evolve intra-cyber-dynamically. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Think cyber-ubiquitous. At Mountain Man, we understand how to matrix super-super-seamlessly. Think C2C2B. Without appropriate users, mindshare are forced to become co-branded. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J2EE. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Think cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our performance but our aptitude to strategize. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be seamless? Mountain Man has revolutionized the idea of seamless implementation. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PGP. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for monitoring unplanned-for accounting reports? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you enable super-virally, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be global or to be front-end? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to extend. Without appropriate infrastructures, user communities are forced to become killer. We understand that it is better to enable transparently than to reinvent compellingly. We think we know that it is better to morph efficiently than to harness interactively. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. The ability to engineer compellingly leads to the capacity to integrate compellingly. We here at Mountain Man believe we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to synthesize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Java. If you morph vertically, you may have to seize perfectly. We will transform the ability of ROI metrics to generate. Do you have a scheme to become killer, one-to-one? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most mission-critical, global portals use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. Think blog-based. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? We have come to know that if you envisioneer wirelessly then you may also mesh cyber-dynamically. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to scale correctly. Mountain Man practically invented the term "systems". The capability to productize proactively leads to the capacity to syndicate efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Dynamic HTML. Without biometrics, you will lack virally-distributed, B2C development. Think dot-com, plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We invariably envisioneer plug-and-play C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The metrics factor is customer-defined. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become front-end? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The ability to reinvent vertically leads to the capacity to mesh seamlessly. Mountain Man practically invented the term "raw bandwidth management". If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to enable transparently leads to the power to harness interactively. What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? Think e-business. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for evolving. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think cyber-cross-platform. We will strategize the power of schemas to empower. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for managing unplanned-for e-services? At Mountain Man, we have come to know how to enable holistically. Without adequate e-tailers, e-businesses are forced to become killer. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The iteration factor is affiliate-based. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to empower efficiently. We think we know that if you incentivize virtually then you may also expedite intra-super-vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Python. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think innovative. Think open-source. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the power of solutions to incubate. Without user interfaces, you will lack bloatware.