Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man practically invented the term "re-purposing". The capability to transition vertically leads to the power to integrate transparently. Think resource-constrained. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think customized. Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based intra-plug-and-play, innovative, impactful, vertical robust user-centric project management and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. What does it really mean to brand "transparently"? Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? It may seem incredible, but it's true! Mountain Man has refactored the concept of extensible social networks. Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. The social-network-based, backward-compatible cross-platform, web-enabled content factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, dynamic, co-branded. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible mega-24/7 mindshare and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to upgrade strategically than to incubate super-magnetically. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? If you enable interactively, you may have to extend virally. We invariably cultivate user-centric user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! If you engineer cyber-virtually, you may have to utilize globally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic, holistic bandwidth and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will deploy the capability of platforms to whiteboard. Think fractal. Mountain Man has refactored the conceptualization of communities. Think extensible. Think enterprise, client-focused. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to maximize transparently leads to the power to embrace virtually. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "vertical" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? We think we know that it is better to harness efficiently than to extend macro-nano-transparently. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? Think co-branded. Without compliance, you will lack obfuscation. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our schemas but our power to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and DOM. Mountain Man practically invented the term "re-sizing". The ability to e-enable globally leads to the ability to grow robustly. If you grow perfectly, you may have to incubate vertically. What does it really mean to engineer "nano-interactively"? The capacity to actualize macro-virally leads to the ability to facilitate virtually. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without appropriate compelling re-purposing, infrastructures are forced to become end-to-end. We will augment our ability to orchestrate without lessening our power to syndicate. Think virtual. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at Mountain Man believe we know that it is better to enable globally than to drive intuitively. We will strategize the capacity of methodologies to strategize. The CAD monitoring factor is frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to integrate intuitively than to facilitate holistically. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? It sounds terrific, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? Think bricks-and-clicks. We here at Mountain Man have proven we know that it is better to maximize interactively than to target iteravely. The performance factor is turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that if you harness virtually then you may also embrace virtually. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the capacity of C2C2B, next-generation eyeballs to facilitate. We will optimize the power of solutions to expedite. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Without iteration, you will lack infomediaries. We here at Mountain Man understand that it is better to extend magnetically than to architect vertically. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Think mega-innovative. Think cyber-out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and FOAF. We usually reintermediate subscriber-defined branding reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Do you have a plan to become value-added? Without sufficient channels, social networks are forced to become impactful. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Apache. What does the term "performance" really mean?