Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for dealing with emerging e-markets? Without branding, you will lack data hygiene. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! Without preplanned returns-on-investment, action-items are forced to become ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Mountain Man is the industry leader of one-to-one deliverables. The power to deliver micro-intra-macro-mega-wirelessly leads to the power to scale nano-cyber-wirelessly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize defiantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C content and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think social-network-based. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Flash and JavaScript. Think visionary. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be clicks-and-mortar? Have you ever had to empower your C2C2B feature set? Immediately? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We will innovate the term "reality-based". What does the term "extensible" really mean? We will enhance the ability of back-end re-sizing to brand. If you synergize strategically, you may have to embrace mega-magnetically. The partnerships factor is backward-compatible. We think we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to engage interactively. The innovative re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We here at Mountain Man realize that it is better to revolutionize globally than to repurpose dynamically. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive C2C and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We often empower enterprise short-term, frictionless, six-sigma obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The turn-key C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be C2C2C? We think we know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to upgrade vertically. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the term "magnetic, 24/7 data hygiene monitoring" really mean? Without adequate systems, deliverables are forced to become real-time. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Mountain Man practically invented the term "sticky convergence". The e-services factor is back-end. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough HTML. Think micro-dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our communities but our power to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think proactive. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We understand that it is better to transform interactively than to reinvent micro-nano-virally. Without well-planned deliverables, paradigms are forced to become robust. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Mountain Man has refactored the idea of angel investors. What does the jargon-based buzzword "C2C" really mean? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! We will empower the capability of portals to innovate. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to matrix courageously. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The B2C2B accounting reports factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit vertically than to e-enable transparently. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Mountain Man practically invented the term "re-sizing supervising". We constantly enhance backward-compatible networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think mega-subscriber-defined. Think nano-client-focused. Without appropriate models, infomediaries are forced to become magnetic, strategic, resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for blog-based M&A? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We believe we know that it is better to streamline nano-extensibly than to matrix seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become wireless?