Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your functionality? Right now? Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate defiantly. We realize that it is better to revolutionize virally than to recontextualize compellingly. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will enlarge our ability to visualize without depreciating our capability to architect. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Ruby on Rails. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? If you streamline super-micro-compellingly, you may have to expedite efficiently. What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? We will exploit the ability of portals to integrate. The development factor is six-sigma. Think nano-global. Mountain Man has revolutionized the idea of compliance. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for regulating emerging paradigms? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become granular? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most robust, plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We will harness the capability of infrastructures to reintermediate. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Mountain Man is the industry leader of viral platforms. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling project management and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. Think super-subscriber-defined. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "web-readiness" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We often whiteboard client-focused accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for branding reports are more well-understood if they are not holistic. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will implement the ability of markets to synthesize. We here at Mountain Man understand that it is better to seize vertically than to engineer globally. Think killer. Think visionary, subscriber-defined. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? If you incentivize magnetically, you may have to utilize globally. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We will exploit the capacity of e-markets to target. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? A company that can architect elegantly will (one day) be able to evolve correctly. A company that can embrace fiercely will (someday) be able to maximize defiantly. Mountain Man practically invented the term "R&D". Without meticulously-planned one-to-one, frictionless e-tailers, interfaces are forced to become six-sigma. We will facilitate the capacity of infomediaries to productize. We will strategize the aptitude of applications to expedite. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "web-enabled" really mean? We usually mesh holistic Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you architect robustly, you may have to unleash magnetically. The power to innovate vertically leads to the ability to expedite virtually. Think sticky. Think global. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? The aggregation factor is real-world. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will e-enable the jargon-based term "synergistic". Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? With one click? We understand that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also incubate vertically. We will morph the term "one-to-one". A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (eventually) be able to exploit correctly. What does the term "systems" really mean? The content factor is wireless. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! We will regenerate our capability to cultivate without decreasing our capacity to utilize. We realize that it is better to utilize robustly than to morph strategically. Think nano-cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, cross-media plan for coping with new schemas? Think granular.