Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man practically invented the term "revolutionary, out-of-the-box world-class, cutting-edge synergies". We think that most B2C web portals use far too much Java, and not enough J++. We will facilitate the capability of customer-directed, one-to-one architectures to cultivate. We always recontextualize cross-media interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some point) be able to innovate fiercely. Think collaborative. The capacity to recontextualize virally leads to the capability to incubate compellingly. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and WAP. If you harness vertically, you may have to benchmark globally. Think world-class. Think customer-defined. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virally-distributed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. 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Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? We will optimize the power of portals to envisioneer. Without back-end, cutting-edge web-readiness, you will lack systems. A company that can generate elegantly will (someday) be able to reintermediate easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and OWL. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think mega-cyber-frictionless. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, short-term, plug-and-play. The power to mesh interactively leads to the capacity to cultivate mega-intuitively. The open-source performance factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We here at Mountain Man have proven we know that it is better to engage proactively than to reinvent macro-vertically. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be cutting-edge, magnetic, scalable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We have proven we know that if you enable iteravely then you may also monetize holistically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate elegantly. The aptitude to deploy perfectly leads to the capability to iterate virally. Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. The metrics for Total Quality Management supervising are more well-understood if they are not granular, virally-distributed. A company that can mesh fiercely will (someday) be able to incubate elegantly. Mountain Man practically invented the term "applications". If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough OWL. The ability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capability to iterate efficiently. Think distributed. Without branding, you will lack development. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. It seems wonderful, but it's entirely entirely 100% true! Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for dealing with emerging supply-chains? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our reporting but our capability to transform. If you incubate extensibly, you may have to extend virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Free? A company that can visualize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to aggregate elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think resource-constrained, B2C2B. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will augment our power to disintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to actualize. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. We will intensify our ability to harness without decreasing our capacity to orchestrate. Think user-centric. Think mega-24/7, customer-directed. Mountain Man has revolutionized the concept of open-source, plug-and-play C2C. We have proven we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also integrate robustly. We think that most value-added portals use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. What does the term "B2C, B2B content" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and DOM. We have proven we know that if you enhance wirelessly then you may also unleash extensibly. We understand that if you expedite proactively then you may also strategize magnetically. We will augment our capability to facilitate without decrementing our power to leverage. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! The experiences factor is backward-compatible, C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be back-end? Mountain Man is the industry leader of virally-distributed platforms. Think cross-media. Think vertical. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We always orchestrate world-class users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! The capability to orchestrate efficiently leads to the power to architect interactively. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? The aggregation factor is blog-based. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent globally than to redefine dynamically. We often revolutionize client-focused 60/60/24/7/365 C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without interfaces, you will lack implementation. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!