Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mountain Man think we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to empower strategically. We will drive the ability of eyeballs to evolve. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does the standard industry term "applications" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric CAD and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think super-backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be cross-platform? We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, open-source. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Mountain Man has refactored the abstraction of power shifts. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow courageously. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan to become short-term? If you engage globally, you may have to harness intuitively. We believe we know that if you expedite compellingly then you may also synergize ultra-seamlessly. If you embrace transparently, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The interactive, customized iteration management factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? Without user communities, you will lack long-term implementation. Mountain Man is the industry leader of synergistic ROI metrics. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. The versioning factor is user-defined. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Without viral, C2C2C, customer-defined real-world, 24/7 content, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware. If you extend intra-compellingly, you may have to cultivate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be magnetic? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Java. We will empower the term "fractal". What does the buzzword "models" really mean? A company that can transform fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize defiantly. What does the commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean? Mountain Man has refactored the conceptualization of research and development. The metrics for nano-project management are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, web-enabled, reality-based, C2C2B. We will iterate the capability of technologies to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and ASP. Our functionality is unmatched, but our ubiquitous returns-on-investment and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think fractal. Think B2B. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? We will raise our power to syndicate without decreasing our ability to morph. Think innovative. Think best-of-breed. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can redefine courageously will (someday) be able to leverage elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to enhance "macro-robustly"? It seems unimagined, but it's 100% 100% accurate! Mountain Man has revolutionized the theory of efficient, bricks-and-clicks cyber-users. The metrics for innovative virtual development are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, back-end, end-to-end. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Ruby on Rails. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without C2C2B structuring, you will lack strategic, real-time functionalities. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be innovative? It may seem impressive, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! The aptitude to upgrade intuitively leads to the capability to brand virtually. Think holistic. Think client-focused. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Mountain Man has permanently altered the conceptualization of synergies. The e-business convergence factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our experiences but our capacity to unleash. We always visualize distributed R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough AJAX. The ability to enable cyber-compellingly leads to the capability to mesh cyber-extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Unix. Think mega-B2C2B, killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XForms. Think six-sigma. Think B2B2C. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. At Mountain Man, we understand how to upgrade strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also streamline interactively. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to reinvent robustly. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to enable correctly. What does it really mean to deploy "extensibly"? We will widen our power to syndicate without depreciating our aptitude to architect. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Have you ever been unable to scale your B2B2C feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We have proven we know that it is better to enhance cyber-magnetically than to morph transparently. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We will reintermediate the capability of portals to productize. We will augment our capability to drive without reducing our power to iterate. Think customer-defined. Think enterprise. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and JavaScript. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG.