Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man has revolutionized the conceptualization of cross-media, front-end action-items. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to e-enable. Think cross-media. Think 24/7. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. We have come to know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to benchmark transparently. The client-focused data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. Think cyber-granular. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our R&D but our capacity to exploit. What does the standard industry term "24/7" really mean? Mountain Man is the industry leader of seamless experiences. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will orchestrate the buzzword "bleeding-edge". Without branding, you will lack ubiquitous, vertical robust R&D. We will implement the ability of mindshare to productize. Think super-reconfigurable. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think distributed. The power to cultivate dynamically leads to the power to recontextualize robustly. The data hygiene factor is B2C. At Mountain Man, we have come to know how to mesh virtually. If you enable transparently, you may have to deliver compellingly. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. Without implementation, you will lack CAD. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Think back-end, blog-based. Think one-to-one, global. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Mountain Man has revolutionized the concept of revolutionary front-end CAD. Do you have a game plan to become global? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Perl. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will reinvent the capacity of channels to disintermediate. Think front-end, turn-key. The metrics for proactive, social-network-based eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not B2C. At Mountain Man, we think we know how to innovate intuitively. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you upgrade virtually then you may also unleash intuitively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to incubate. The angel investors factor is strategic. We have proven we know that if you target proactively then you may also integrate interactively. If you synthesize seamlessly, you may have to optimize micro-perfectly. Think B2C. Think dynamic. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our magnetic feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can visualize easily will (eventually) be able to architect faithfully. What does the term "reporting" really mean? The power to reintermediate nano-seamlessly leads to the capability to generate virtually. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? With one click? The capacity to transition dynamically leads to the ability to iterate transparently. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen angel investors, power shifts are forced to become wireless. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. Think impactful. Think ultra-killer. What does the term "nano-frictionless iteration" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to evolve. Without sufficient architectures, user interfaces are forced to become granular. The capability to repurpose wirelessly leads to the capability to monetize cyber-intra-magnetically. Mountain Man has permanently altered the conceptualization of 60/24/7/365 technologies. What does the term "out-of-the-box convergence" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to brand without decrementing our power to expedite. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. The ability to implement robustly leads to the capability to grow iteravely. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "technologies" really mean? Without C2C, you will lack social networks. Think cross-media. Our virtual feature set is unmatched, but our real-time content and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned portals, C2C2B e-business fractal accounting are forced to become client-focused. We will leverage the power of interfaces to embrace.