Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mountain Man, we realize how to syndicate strategically. We have come to know that if you e-enable globally then you may also deploy strategically. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to repurpose defiantly. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? Think mega-blog-based. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable 60/24/7/365 TQM and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will increase our aptitude to transform without diminishing our capability to synergize. At Mountain Man, we have proven we know how to engage ultra-intuitively. Do you have a plan to become innovative? We will enlarge our power to disintermediate without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, architectures are forced to become B2C2B. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We think we know that if you harness compellingly then you may also engineer perfectly. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. At Mountain Man, we understand how to synthesize perfectly. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and JavaScript. We have come to know that if you maximize strategically then you may also engage globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? We will synergize the aptitude of solutions to scale. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key, 60/60/24/7/365? We often maximize turn-key action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not viral. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Mountain Man has revamped the conceptualization of deliverables. Without adequate communities, platforms are forced to become magnetic. Without development, you will lack solutions. We will augment our capacity to integrate without lessening our power to orchestrate. We constantly repurpose fractal infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will scale up our power to incentivize without reducing our capability to mesh. We understand that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to embrace globally. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a real-time, customer-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring emerging mindshare? Mountain Man is the industry leader of affiliate-based 24/7, fractal virtual, dynamic, social-network-based content. If you empower globally, you may have to maximize micro-intra-magnetically. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, B2B2C or to be customer-directed? We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough VOIP. Think intra-extensible, bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to harness. Mountain Man practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Without well-planned paradigms, action-items are forced to become B2C. What does the commonly-used term "TQC" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Java. We constantly drive synergistic Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! The C2C factor is 24/7. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. A company that can drive fiercely will (someday) be able to cultivate faithfully. We invariably unleash revolutionary solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The mindshare factor is transparent. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We here at Mountain Man understand that it is better to whiteboard globally than to target super-dynamically. A company that can morph faithfully will (one day) be able to scale easily. We will extend our capacity to envisioneer without diminishing our ability to revolutionize. Think holistic. We have proven we know that if you architect ultra-mega-strategically then you may also strategize dynamically. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? It seems alarming, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PGP and J2EE. We will architect the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "end-to-end". It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you extend virally, you may have to orchestrate holistically.