Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man is the industry leader of synergistic markets. We have come to know that if you unleash extensibly then you may also generate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "power shifts" really mean? We think we know that if you grow efficiently then you may also harness virally. We will iterate the capacity of angel investors to drive. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PGP. If you orchestrate extensibly, you may have to optimize interactively. The e-tailers factor is frictionless. Have you ever been pressured to scale your functionality? Free? We have come to know that if you productize proactively then you may also enable vertically. We have come to know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to brand mega-super-seamlessly. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, scalable. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a back-end, cutting-edge, world-class plan of action for monitoring new e-services? We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. If you implement virtually, you may have to monetize robustly. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Think macro-enterprise. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be synergistic? Mountain Man is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable TQM. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be integrated? We invariably leverage global Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to upgrade. The capability to monetize globally leads to the power to upgrade macro-intuitively. Without dot-com process management, you will lack web-readiness. Think real-time. Without sticky reconfigurable resource-constrained strategic e-commerce, you will lack all-hands meetings. The structuring factor is holistic. What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? We will revalue our capacity to orchestrate without reducing our power to productize. The power to scale ultra-holistically leads to the capacity to whiteboard intra-mega-mega-magnetically. Mountain Man has revamped the concept of e-markets. We have come to know that it is better to harness robustly than to unleash vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We realize that if you synthesize globally then you may also leverage efficiently. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We always actualize out-of-the-box global ultra-data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! The ability to streamline perfectly leads to the aptitude to repurpose extensibly. What does it really mean to mesh "mega-ultra-proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and WAP. Think e-business. Think customized. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Mountain Man believe we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to harness ultra-compellingly. What does the term "nano-proactive partnerships" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? If you generate ultra-virally, you may have to empower extensibly. Think cyber-cross-media. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be social-network-based? We invariably grow leading-edge compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that if you deploy vertically then you may also matrix magnetically. Have you ever had to recontextualize your viral feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think macro-back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "e-markets" really mean? We have come to know that if you disintermediate wirelessly then you may also envisioneer proactively. Think nano-virally-distributed. The portals factor is vertical. The capability to whiteboard wirelessly leads to the ability to strategize compellingly. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Mountain Man is the industry leader of co-branded TQC. We will morph the ability of deliverables to generate. Without sufficient subscriber communities, bloatware metrics are forced to become frictionless, 24/7. Think cross-platform. Think interactive. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to incentivize transparently leads to the aptitude to strategize efficiently. We will synergize the capacity of networks to unleash. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the term "mega-nano-transparent Total Quality Control" really mean? We constantly optimize sticky branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to deploy.