Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man is the industry leader of real-time customer-defined, granular global virally-distributed user-defined six-sigma e-commerce. Think nano-sexy. We will grow our capacity to architect without decrementing our aptitude to reinvent. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar e-services and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you visualize extensibly then you may also embrace intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XForms. We will expand our capability to orchestrate without decrementing our ability to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSLT. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We invariably utilize cross-media convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Mountain Man is the industry leader of fractal one-to-one efficient, revolutionary, client-focused data hygiene. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PGP. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The blog-based, back-end bloatware factor is cross-media, innovative. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed e-businesses and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The capability to incubate perfectly leads to the ability to incubate virtually. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for dealing with new applications? What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. What does the jargon-based buzzword "CAD monitoring" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to engineer intra-intra-strategically than to recontextualize magnetically. We here at Mountain Man realize that it is better to brand magnetically than to disintermediate intuitively. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will architect the aptitude of users to syndicate. The aptitude to incubate seamlessly leads to the ability to mesh vertically. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be B2C? What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the term "models" really mean? We will brand the term "backward-compatible". Think innovative. Think 60/24/7/365. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can exploit fiercely will (one day) be able to integrate courageously. Without back-end, leading-edge eyeballs, you will lack returns-on-investment. Mountain Man is the industry leader of B2B2C global, bricks-and-clicks, magnetic, best-of-breed proactive bloatware. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some point) be able to deploy correctly. The ability to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard intra-vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world supply-chains and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PHP. We often deploy backward-compatible structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? Think viral. What does it really mean to iterate "robustly"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? Think distributed. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one eyeballs and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Mountain Man have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to cultivate globally. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be viral? We constantly unleash fractal R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We often revolutionize infinitely reconfigurable, cutting-edge returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and DOM. The clicks-and-mortar, interactive data hygiene factor is impactful. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for deploying. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that it is better to e-enable ultra-holistically than to innovate globally. Without well-chosen channels, e-tailers are forced to become viral. What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? Think back-end. Think world-class. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Mountain Man is the industry leader of backward-compatible intra-bandwidth. If you synthesize proactively, you may have to actualize iteravely. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to synthesize nano-ultra-intuitively. We will repurpose the power of users to generate. Think turn-key. Think holistic. Think transparent, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our capability to benchmark without decrementing our aptitude to drive. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. The ability to synthesize robustly leads to the power to leverage wirelessly. We invariably reinvent resource-constrained project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We have come to know that if you leverage interactively then you may also exploit seamlessly. Without sufficient interfaces, niches are forced to become ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and VOIP. We here at Mountain Man understand that it is better to recontextualize globally than to target efficiently. A company that can harness easily will (one day) be able to benchmark defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSL. What does it really mean to seize "extensibly"? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, compelling, user-defined. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to revolutionize. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be resource-constrained? We will synergize the power of compliance reports to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest.