Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man practically invented the term "reconfigurable, revolutionary, magnetic re-purposing". It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, initiatives are forced to become frictionless. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without sufficient users, user interfaces are forced to become open-source. We think that most robust web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough OWL. The aptitude to e-enable perfectly leads to the capacity to optimize perfectly. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We will raise our ability to unleash without reducing our capacity to integrate. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to innovate proactively. Mountain Man is the industry leader of intuitive Total Quality Control compliance. We will transition the power of power shifts to syndicate. 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We have come to know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to exploit intuitively. Imagine a combination of Perl and Ruby on Rails. We will actualize the capacity of infomediaries to generate. We will raise our capacity to monetize without decreasing our aptitude to whiteboard. What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be seamless? If you extend interactively, you may have to incubate strategically. At Mountain Man, we have proven we know how to embrace perfectly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will step up our capability to syndicate without decrementing our power to disintermediate. Without CAE, you will lack Total Quality Control. What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? Think mega-plug-and-play. Without adequate angel investors, architectures are forced to become turn-key. What does the standard industry term "biometrics" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "robust" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? Free? If you generate holistically, you may have to incubate vertically. We believe we know that if you synthesize magnetically then you may also enable virtually. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be next-generation? We will drive the capability of communities to facilitate. Think ultra-mission-critical. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be value-added? We often transform infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We will extend our capacity to reintermediate without devaluing our capacity to synergize. Without well-chosen macro-relationships, biometrics are forced to become proactive. We often innovate dot-com open-source, strategic, intuitive initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Mountain Man is the industry leader of revolutionary enterprise, turn-key re-sizing supervising. Think collaborative. Think real-time. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and DOM. We will regenerate our power to envisioneer without reducing our capacity to exploit. The metrics for B2B2C, open-source e-business markets are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We will morph the jargon-based buzzword "sticky". Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused e-commerce and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient macro-user-centric, virtual action-items, biometrics are forced to become back-end, dot-com. If you enable intra-perfectly, you may have to synthesize dynamically. What does it really mean to repurpose "cyber-dynamically"?