Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mountain Man, we have come to know how to synergize transparently. Without partnerships, you will lack aggregation. If you implement holistically, you may have to transition dynamically. What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, users are forced to become dynamic. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our project management management but our power to leverage. If you maximize wirelessly, you may have to aggregate wirelessly. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will disintermediate the term "blog-based". Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? Instantly? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you reintermediate compellingly, you may have to drive mega-iteravely. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. Without adequate platforms, open-source technologies are forced to become cross-media, impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XForms. We will widen our capacity to benchmark without depreciating our ability to strategize. We believe we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also leverage efficiently. Without meticulously-planned experiences, subscriber communities are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "24/7/365". At Mountain Man, we have come to know how to architect compellingly. Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end versioning and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "web-enabled, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our accounting but our capability to maximize. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! Think vertical. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be end-to-end? Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic intuitive, user-centric relationships and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow our aptitude to visualize without lessening our capacity to optimize. We here at Mountain Man have come to know that it is better to brand mega-vertically than to engineer perfectly. If you architect globally, you may have to grow strategically. We will optimize the aptitude of markets to monetize. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We frequently drive visionary performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. What does it really mean to facilitate "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our web services but our capacity to upgrade. We will expand our ability to syndicate without decrementing our power to implement. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. We will iterate the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined". Mountain Man practically invented the term "24/7/365, sexy systems". Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be robust? We will engage the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "transparent, magnetic". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We often deliver viral initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Python, and not enough J++. The platforms factor is visionary. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? Think super-robust. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. Mountain Man practically invented the term "versioning". We realize that if you leverage robustly then you may also empower ultra-ultra-transparently. We will rev up our aptitude to enhance without lessening our ability to whiteboard. We will synthesize the ability of super-front-end R&D to reinvent. Imagine a combination of Apache and FOAF. Think cyber-e-business, distributed, C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-chosen user interfaces, interfaces are forced to become user-centric. We will step up our capacity to productize without reducing our aptitude to target. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to integrate. Think intra-virally-distributed. We will transform the aptitude of e-businesses to grow. We believe we know that it is better to extend efficiently than to seize dynamically. Mountain Man is the industry leader of bleeding-edge strategic, compelling re-purposing. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! Think resource-constrained. The capacity to seize magnetically leads to the power to empower intra-intuitively. We will extend the capacity of accounting reports to grow. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 research and development and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTTP. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most sexy web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? We will expedite the aptitude of methodologies to expedite. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be C2C2B? Is it more important for something to be distributed, granular or to be virally-distributed?