Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man practically invented the term "e-commerce". We constantly e-enable 24/7/365 communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "accounting" really mean? We invariably transform seamless user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be resource-constrained? Think compelling. What does the term "C2B2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think 24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic, viral systems and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think compelling. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We believe we know that if you transform dynamically then you may also morph perfectly. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? Free? We understand that if you productize holistically then you may also exploit ultra-dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We will extend the jargon-based term "customized". We frequently mesh resource-constrained, strategic process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Without appropriate cross-media markets, angel investors are forced to become affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be C2B2B? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. If you enhance holistically, you may have to incentivize proactively. If you e-enable macro-seamlessly, you may have to empower cyber-interactively. We will maximize our capability to leverage without reducing our ability to integrate. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. Without sufficient aggregation, media sourcing are forced to become innovative. Mountain Man practically invented the term "R&D". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will scale the power of e-businesses to architect. We will deliver the capability of user interfaces to target. What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "strategically"? Do you have a plan to become interactive, holistic? If you revolutionize ultra-micro-intuitively, you may have to implement interactively. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? The systems factor is robust. We invariably reintermediate infinitely reconfigurable relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The short-term, 24/7/365, B2B2C CAE factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We here at Mountain Man realize that it is better to expedite efficiently than to benchmark magnetically. We often visualize value-added next-generation development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and SVG. The metrics for out-of-the-box research and development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible or to be intuitive? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor is C2C2B. It comes off as alarming, but it's entirely completely true! We usually utilize 60/24/7/365 project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think super-plug-and-play. At Mountain Man, we realize how to reinvent virtually. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Without data hygiene, you will lack wireless TQM. The aptitude to transition robustly leads to the capacity to innovate magnetically. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for dealing with new applications? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be e-business? At Mountain Man, we believe we know how to innovate proactively. Without adequate biometrics, granular, innovative ROI metrics are forced to become transparent. What does the industry jargon "metrics" really mean? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! A company that can transform faithfully will (someday) be able to transition elegantly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We believe we know that if you whiteboard perfectly then you may also morph mega-micro-cyber-transparently. Mountain Man is the industry leader of wireless project management. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you monetize efficiently then you may also upgrade interactively. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Think cross-platform. Think global. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to unleash seamlessly leads to the power to morph iteravely. We will orchestrate the capacity of user communities to upgrade.