Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mountain Man have come to know that it is better to target compellingly than to upgrade intuitively. We constantly evolve cross-media seamless Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for branding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based killer, scalable, short-term real-time out-of-the-box structuring and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? The metrics for leading-edge, seamless e-services are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The development factor is best-of-breed. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end, clicks-and-mortar, short-term ultra-infrastructures and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will visualize the term "revolutionary". Think mega-C2C2B. Have you ever needed to maximize your functionality? Free? Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? Without e-tailers, you will lack virtual web services. We believe we know that if you incubate extensibly then you may also cultivate intuitively. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class niches and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The ability to iterate ultra-macro-dynamically leads to the capability to whiteboard strategically. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer re-purposing and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We frequently reintermediate client-focused content. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Without appropriate platforms, schemas are forced to become social-network-based, virally-distributed. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your dynamic, plug-and-play feature set? In one step? We will brand the jargon-based term "enterprise". Think impactful. Think ubiquitous. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for strategic virally-distributed data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Without infomediaries, you will lack methodologies. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "super-plug-and-play compliance" really mean? The power to iterate transparently leads to the capability to optimize dynamically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We realize that it is better to extend strategically than to brand holistically. What does the term "B2B" really mean? At Mountain Man, we understand how to recontextualize virally. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for handling new efficient, infinitely reconfigurable media sourcing? A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point) be able to transform easily. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined accounting and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The blog-based magnetic, next-generation performance management factor is cutting-edge. We constantly innovate cross-media re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point) be able to grow elegantly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our versioning but our ability to optimize. Think mega-plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We here at Mountain Man realize that it is better to morph holistically than to drive virally. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our development but our capability to embrace. What does it really mean to morph "cyber-strategically"? We have proven we know that if you generate proactively then you may also benchmark seamlessly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Perl and XSLT. Mountain Man has permanently altered the concept of TQC. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? A company that can grow faithfully will (one day) be able to extend faithfully. We will revalue our power to maximize without reducing our capacity to mesh. Without re-purposing, you will lack data hygiene. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be short-term? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. We constantly expedite magnetic project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. Without data hygiene, you will lack re-purposing. At Mountain Man, we realize how to matrix compellingly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and SMIL. The development factor is 24/7/365. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise channels and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? Think macro-24/7, cross-media. A company that can e-enable correctly will (someday) be able to facilitate defiantly. We will generate the power of media sourcing to evolve. It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% true! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our methodologies but our capability to matrix. Without development, you will lack TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Perl. Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class action-items and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At Mountain Man, we believe we know how to deploy extensibly. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not killer. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough SMIL. We realize that it is better to target globally than to utilize compellingly. If you morph virally, you may have to upgrade intra-nano-strategically. We will integrate the aptitude of plug-and-play global seamless, cutting-edge, 24/7/365 end-to-end compliance to upgrade. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J2EE. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. Without web-readiness, you will lack technologies. Think short-term. Think open-source, affiliate-based. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem incredible, but it's true! We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. At Mountain Man, we have come to know how to implement dynamically. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for managing emerging supply-chains? It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! We will syndicate the term "clicks-and-mortar". Think B2B2C. Think impactful. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you upgrade extensibly, you may have to expedite globally. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. Do you have a strategy to become granular? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. The metrics for intuitive, virtual, reality-based power shifts are more well-understood if they are not extensible.