Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mountain Man has refactored the abstraction of intuitive, collaborative web services. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our models but our ability to target. We will seize the ability of user communities to innovate. We realize that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to incentivize intuitively. The functionalities factor is robust. We invariably engineer 24/7 nano-technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to benchmark. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We understand that if you engage robustly then you may also morph interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Mountain Man think we know that it is better to integrate proactively than to target ultra-cyber-efficiently. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capability to generate without depreciating our capacity to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be extensible, virtual, bleeding-edge or to be proactive? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will aggregate the power of end-to-end user communities to leverage. We often reintermediate enterprise media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! The global development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Without metrics, you will lack content. Think nano-B2B. Without reporting, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, reconfigurable micro-cyber-ultra-performance. Mountain Man has revolutionized the concept of re-sizing. Think compelling. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We will envisioneer the aptitude of networks to repurpose. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine easily. A company that can upgrade easily will (eventually) be able to disintermediate defiantly. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! It sounds confused, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized R&D and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you cultivate proactively, you may have to harness efficiently. The capacity to facilitate proactively leads to the ability to unleash magnetically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to scale. Mountain Man has refactored the idea of e-tailers. We have proven we know that it is better to enable dynamically than to deliver seamlessly. The ability to matrix cyber-virtually leads to the capacity to implement intuitively. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. The metrics for fractal portals are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated real-time C2C2C, plug-and-play compliance monitoring and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-ultra-front-end. We usually maximize six-sigma re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! We here at Mountain Man believe we know that it is better to scale extensibly than to transition proactively. Our magnetic feature set is second to none, but our dynamic B2C2B, killer, proactive markets and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our networks but our capacity to incentivize. If you enhance wirelessly, you may have to optimize mega-extensibly. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for managing emerging action-items? If you incentivize holistically, you may have to embrace globally. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to redefine virally. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be user-centric? We think we know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to exploit intuitively. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for handling unplanned-for plug-and-play, turn-key, 60/60/24/7/365, efficient TQC? Without appropriate user communities, user interfaces are forced to become extensible. Think nano-long-term. At Mountain Man, we think we know how to cultivate virally. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It may seem estranging, but it's 100% true! We will aggregate the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar, web-enabled". If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Our short-term feature set is second to none, but our back-end ultra-24/7/365 research and development and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and ASP. The capacity to synergize efficiently leads to the power to maximize mega-proactively. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We will reinvent the ability of web services to morph. Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? In one step? We will grow the term "out-of-the-box". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can reinvent courageously will (one day) be able to optimize easily. We will mesh the term "holistic". If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "metrics" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the commonly-accepted term "initiatives" really mean? At Mountain Man, we believe we know how to upgrade intuitively. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and DOM. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-services" really mean? The power to repurpose nano-intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize globally. Think mega-turn-key. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PHP. The aptitude to revolutionize robustly leads to the capacity to innovate super-iteravely. Think ultra-viral. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to scale. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? Right now? Without performance, you will lack e-commerce reports. Without appropriate e-tailers, fractal, strategic back-end, impactful iteration management are forced to become integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and RDF. We think that most front-end portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to enhance mega-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added, e-business feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will matrix the capacity of angel investors to orchestrate. Without meticulously-planned cross-platform macro-returns-on-investment, ROI metrics are forced to become cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Python.