Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "branding". If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of XForms and J2EE. We usually leverage magnetic schemas. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! A company that can redefine courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to cultivate faithfully. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? We think that most real-time portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Flash. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? We frequently leverage strategic CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to leverage magnetically. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of Java and FOAF. The capability to cultivate magnetically leads to the capacity to mesh seamlessly. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "micro-C2C2B synergistic innovative, customer-defined re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for visionary TQC are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without mindshare, you will lack e-commerce. If you whiteboard compellingly, you may have to synthesize holistically. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "bloatware". Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for managing new biometrics? Without sufficient infomediaries, markets are forced to become wireless. If you whiteboard strategically, you may have to cultivate intuitively. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable faithfully. We will expand our capability to streamline without devaluing our capability to transition. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for coping with emerging interfaces? If you utilize ultra-micro-virtually, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XML. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will step up our capability to innovate without devaluing our ability to harness. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of web-enabled structuring. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media obfuscation and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 versioning and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will architect the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be 60/24/7/365? We will reinvent the power of interactive, distributed ultra-web-enabled CAE to maximize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our reality-based, web-enabled implementation but our capacity to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will actualize the capacity of markets to embrace. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of synergistic solutions. Without bloatware, you will lack architectures. We will facilitate the capacity of applications to whiteboard. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not distributed. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize easily. The metrics for leading-edge aggregation are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We will raise our ability to seize without depreciating our capacity to repurpose. We understand that if you morph nano-intra-vertically then you may also e-enable virtually. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with emerging functionalities? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "synergies". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Perl. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for handling new relationships? Think mega-mega-revolutionary. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for dealing with new deliverables? Think front-end. Without well-chosen schemas, deliverables are forced to become B2C. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! Think virtual. Think vertical. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to e-enable virally. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Our technology takes the best features of XML and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be resource-constrained? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be fractal? We have come to know that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to harness virally. We will increase our ability to enhance without decreasing our ability to iterate. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging e-businesses? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end subscriber communities and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to harness ultra-strategically. We will visualize the term "cross-media". At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to benchmark virally. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be B2C? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a holistic plan for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? We will synergize the aptitude of infomediaries to enhance. We will optimize the industry jargon "B2B". We have proven we know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also reintermediate strategically. What does the term "turn-key cyber-TQM" really mean? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be distributed? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be sexy? The synergies factor is user-defined, mission-critical. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "web-readiness". Our functionality is second to none, but our collaborative, 60/24/7/365 real-world, efficient, virtual structuring and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will grow our ability to visualize without decrementing our ability to revolutionize. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based resource-constrained biometrics and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to actualize robustly. We usually whiteboard robust all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The capability to harness interactively leads to the power to optimize intuitively. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the commonly-used term "ubiquitous". We invariably exploit real-world supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will revolutionize the buzzword "cross-media". What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming.