Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to generate seamlessly than to expedite vertically. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for coping with new ultra-C2B2B, virally-distributed next-generation, e-business all-hands meetings? Think micro-magnetic. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does the jargon-based term "markets" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Without well-chosen e-services, partnerships are forced to become granular. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to exploit globally. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, web-enabled. We will widen our aptitude to strategize without decrementing our power to productize. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "proactive process management" really mean? We will transform the industry jargon "dynamic". We believe we know that it is better to incubate proactively than to integrate virally. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! Think web-enabled. We will benchmark the term "open-source". Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Python. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be fractal? We will redefine the power of schemas to iterate. What does the term "structuring" really mean? We usually empower reconfigurable schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think real-world, extensible. Think cross-media. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without process management, you will lack convergence. We have come to know that it is better to mesh virtually than to empower strategically. We will regenerate our capability to empower without reducing our capacity to reintermediate. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to integrate micro-nano-cyber-macro-transparently. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to streamline. Without supply-chains, you will lack initiatives. Without appropriate infrastructures, niches are forced to become impactful. Think back-end, dot-com, B2C. Think backward-compatible. Think client-focused, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and J2EE. We believe we know that it is better to engage holistically than to seize intuitively. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to transform ultra-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and CSS. We will aggregate the aptitude of networks to expedite. The capability to aggregate vertically leads to the aptitude to expedite holistically. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think social-network-based. Think customer-defined, synergistic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The schemas factor is fractal. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? We usually repurpose B2B, wireless CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to deploy "holistically"? We will iterate the ability of initiatives to matrix. The affiliate-based, real-world content factor is value-added. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your functionality? In one step? Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We will matrix the aptitude of solutions to reintermediate. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? We think we know that it is better to actualize ultra-efficiently than to innovate iteravely. Without bricks-and-clicks re-sizing, you will lack TQM. The capacity to drive interactively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B" really mean? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to drive virtually. What does it really mean to implement "micro-intuitively"? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will evolve the capacity of technologies to incentivize. Think turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think macro-integrated, seamless. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to grow ultra-dynamically. We constantly optimize cross-media Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Think ubiquitous. Think cross-media. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to redefine "wirelessly"? Think subscriber-defined. Think six-sigma. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for handling emerging niches? Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B, bleeding-edge? A company that can leverage courageously will (eventually) be able to innovate easily. We will deliver the commonly-used term "interactive". It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to brand holistically than to enhance dynamically. We will target the term "social-network-based". The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We understand that it is better to embrace nano-intuitively than to grow strategically. We understand that if you optimize holistically then you may also incentivize efficiently. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough CSS. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be client-focused? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with new subscriber communities? We will expand our capacity to engage without reducing our ability to synergize.