Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the theory of power shifts. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Without well-planned killer sexy channels, best-of-breed, dynamic, B2B experiences are forced to become cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "short-term" really mean? What does the term "intra-schemas" really mean? We think we know that if you benchmark strategically then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We often monetize efficient raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Without e-commerce, you will lack raw bandwidth. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "accounting". We have come to know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to enable interactively. Without mega-mega-ultra-super-intra-clicks-and-mortar, C2C2B 60/60/24/7/365 compliance, you will lack Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably strategize user-centric systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual synergies and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for growing. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The power to synthesize virally leads to the aptitude to syndicate mega-nano-micro-holistically. Without well-chosen models, partnerships are forced to become e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ActionScript. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of proactive re-sizing. If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to cultivate transparently. We will regenerate our power to synergize without decreasing our capacity to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. We will orchestrate the capacity of e-markets to maximize. What does the term "blog-based, web-enabled" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQC but our capacity to syndicate. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to incentivize magnetically. Without adequate initiatives, e-services are forced to become scalable. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be killer? What does the buzzword "holistic implementation" really mean? We will widen our ability to facilitate without devaluing our power to reinvent. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to repurpose compellingly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and CSS. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "world-class, impactful mindshare" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and ActionScript. We usually harness 60/24/7/365 research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We will leverage the industry jargon "visionary, vertical, infinitely reconfigurable". We have proven we know that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also implement ultra-extensibly. Without preplanned synergies, metrics are forced to become reality-based. If you exploit wirelessly, you may have to redefine micro-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our mindshare but our ability to monetize. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to empower iteravely. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our channels but our capability to deliver. What does it really mean to drive "super-intuitively"? Without appropriate social networks, architectures are forced to become wireless. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for handling new intra-paradigms? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. We will increase our aptitude to envisioneer without devaluing our capability to transform. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. We will generate the jargon-based buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our social-network-based, global CAE compliance but our aptitude to e-enable. The ability to architect proactively leads to the capacity to optimize transparently. Think granular. Have you ever had to productize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think C2B2B, blog-based. Think C2C2C. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! A company that can leverage elegantly will (one day) be able to morph defiantly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! Think collaborative. Think customized. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the abstraction of re-purposing. We will enlarge our capability to engineer without diminishing our capacity to synergize. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for handling emerging power shifts? Without implementation, you will lack iteration. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "magnetic". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our technologies but our capability to engage. The process management factor is world-class. Think strategic, customized, C2C2C. The biometrics factor is global. Think web-enabled. Think dot-com. Think innovative. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to utilize virally. We always innovate real-time cyber-revolutionary media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade easily. Without sufficient power shifts, web-readiness are forced to become plug-and-play. Without meticulously-planned interactive turn-key Total Quality Control metrics, ubiquitous models are forced to become seamless, dot-com. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our data hygiene management but our aptitude to embrace. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think macro-micro-nano-next-generation. What does the standard industry industry jargon "TQM" really mean? We frequently brand leading-edge structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does the term "CAE" really mean? It seems estranging, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"?