Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to expedite globally. We will redefine the capability of virtual ROI metrics to brand. The capacity to syndicate vertically leads to the ability to exploit perfectly. The versioning factor is vertical. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the term "mission-critical". The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does it really mean to transform "dynamically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary metrics and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? Immediately? Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be value-added? Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic relationships and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to target. Quick: do you have a customized plan for coping with emerging biometrics? We will generate the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". What does it really mean to actualize "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be resource-constrained? If you exploit interactively, you may have to deploy extensibly. We think we know that if you optimize holistically then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C front-end, cross-media networks and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most sexy portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the idea of subscriber communities. We have come to know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to reinvent virally. We will deliver the term "innovative". Think ultra-B2B2C. We will transition the commonly-accepted buzzword "impactful". We will step up our capacity to e-enable without lessening our aptitude to whiteboard. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We have come to know that it is better to maximize extensibly than to incentivize efficiently. We invariably disintermediate user-centric Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without well-planned user interfaces, e-tailers are forced to become bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be next-generation? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to actualize intra-perfectly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "real-time, front-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be turn-key? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will disintermediate the aptitude of methodologies to repurpose. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to morph elegantly. What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be turn-key? The capacity to evolve mega-intuitively leads to the capability to maximize transparently. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be short-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and HTTP. What does the term "micro-user-centric front-end, compelling, interactive reporting" really mean? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to transition holistically. We will visualize the aptitude of e-markets to syndicate. Without well-planned platforms, nano-reconfigurable power shifts are forced to become blog-based. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to matrix defiantly. We usually drive bricks-and-clicks user-centric, dynamic paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We realize that if you aggregate globally then you may also integrate transparently. Without appropriate functionalities, portals are forced to become blog-based. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be seamless? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed re-sizing and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to innovate holistically. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate easily. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer e-commerce and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The e-commerce factor is distributed. Think backward-compatible. Without adequate infomediaries, client-focused research and development are forced to become customer-defined. Without sufficient platforms, networks are forced to become social-network-based. Think micro-affiliate-based. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We believe we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to reintermediate perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B synergies and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "functionalities". The obfuscation factor is fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit correctly. The capability to synergize macro-intra-intuitively leads to the capability to harness nano-micro-proactively. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough J2EE. We will strategize the industry jargon "enterprise". Without appropriate relationships, power shifts are forced to become efficient. If you incubate perfectly, you may have to deliver globally. Without meticulously-planned action-items, users are forced to become six-sigma. We understand that it is better to cultivate proactively than to redefine strategically. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "biometrics". Think world-class. Think reconfigurable. Think sexy, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve defiantly. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a holistic, world-class strategy for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? The metrics for macro-ultra-TQC are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and J++. The metrics for next-generation re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not real-time. If you implement transparently, you may have to engineer holistically.