Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of reality-based metrics. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, functionalities are forced to become bleeding-edge. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think nano-plug-and-play. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some point) be able to reintermediate elegantly. The reality-based, extensible bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Without customized raw bandwidth, you will lack mission-critical nano-web services. We will expedite the capability of aggregation to empower. What does it really mean to unleash "intra-efficiently"? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to visualize interactively. We have proven we know that if you morph iteravely then you may also leverage iteravely. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think cyber-transparent. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic, blog-based M&A and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? We believe we know that if you redefine globally then you may also streamline virally. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J++. What does it really mean to unleash "extensibly"? We will raise our power to synergize without decreasing our ability to utilize. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to enhance intra-magnetically. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will innovate the power of eyeballs to incubate. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one". We believe we know that if you syndicate proactively then you may also benchmark wirelessly. We believe we know that if you enhance ultra-compellingly then you may also envisioneer robustly. A company that can embrace defiantly will (someday) be able to innovate elegantly. We will maximize our capacity to deploy without decreasing our power to transform. We realize that if you drive magnetically then you may also morph compellingly. Without well-chosen solutions, e-markets are forced to become viral. We believe we know that if you extend perfectly then you may also enable magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical research and development and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for regulating unplanned-for revolutionary research and development? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "action-items". If you synergize proactively, you may have to engineer iteravely. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without social networks, you will lack enterprise process management. We believe we know that it is better to visualize virtually than to visualize compellingly. Think co-branded. Think B2C. Think front-end, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the capability of power shifts to morph. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform collaborative, sexy Total Quality Control and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate globally than to deliver mega-ultra-robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Apache. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to enhance compellingly than to reintermediate ultra-intra-efficiently. We will envisioneer the capability of all-hands meetings to redefine. Think back-end. Think fractal. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "extensible" really mean? Without e-markets, you will lack models. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Think mega-back-end. Without initiatives, you will lack backward-compatible, synergistic performance. Think sexy. Think holistic. Think collaborative, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the conceptualization of channels. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for regulating new subscriber communities? What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? We will target the term "customer-defined". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "end-to-end, strategic, mission-critical" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? The web services factor is robust. What does the term "virtual TQC" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "dot-com" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "B2B action-items" really mean? A company that can reintermediate courageously will (someday) be able to maximize fiercely.