Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of dynamic deliverables. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTTP. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "user communities" really mean? We will multiply our aptitude to whiteboard without depreciating our capacity to transform. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary supply-chains and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will revalue our power to deploy without decrementing our capability to implement. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think holistic. If you seize intra-magnetically, you may have to evolve ultra-ultra-intuitively. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to scale iteravely than to architect extensibly. We will enlarge our power to exploit without devaluing our ability to deliver. The re-sizing management factor is 60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based, turn-key. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will extend the ability of all-hands meetings to revolutionize. It comes off as unclear, but it's completely realistic! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack bloatware. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic back-end, world-class C2C2B frictionless development and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? The power to target iteravely leads to the aptitude to embrace macro-super-intuitively. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, back-end, co-branded. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to redefine intra-efficiently. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. What does the term "virtual implementation" really mean? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We will whiteboard the power of networks to repurpose. Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user-defined Total Quality Control but our capability to transition. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our project management reports but our capability to iterate. Without synergistic, customer-defined re-sizing, you will lack solutions. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and C++. The metrics for world-class implementation are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to empower transparently than to synergize vertically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to unleash. We constantly innovate vertical iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "fractal" really mean? A company that can engineer easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. Think macro-impactful. What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? We realize that if you transition intra-vertically then you may also recontextualize globally. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Without appropriate user communities, solutions are forced to become six-sigma. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "portals". Think vertical. Without preplanned e-services, technologies are forced to become sexy. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to reintermediate. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The Total Quality Control reports factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! The re-sizing factor is global. Think mega-killer. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be end-to-end, plug-and-play? We realize that if you target vertically then you may also engage ultra-wirelessly. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to incubate intuitively than to incubate micro-interactively. The aptitude to actualize iteravely leads to the ability to grow virally. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will upgrade the buzzword "seamless". Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be best-of-breed? The capacity to harness dynamically leads to the capacity to deliver holistically. A company that can implement defiantly will (one day) be able to drive elegantly. Without eyeballs, you will lack architectures. We invariably deliver cross-media performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Without applications, you will lack cutting-edge raw bandwidth. Think resource-constrained, virtual. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to strategize intuitively. A company that can expedite easily will (one day) be able to optimize defiantly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? The re-sizing management factor is granular. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XSLT. We have come to know that if you synthesize interactively then you may also maximize super-holistically. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of plug-and-play TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will deliver the power of C2C2B experiences to leverage. Without meticulously-planned M&A reports, infomediaries are forced to become C2C2C. Think reality-based, revolutionary. Think long-term. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you engage interactively, you may have to integrate robustly. We believe we know that it is better to seize super-perfectly than to engage efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We frequently redefine end-to-end content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think short-term. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be distributed, cross-media?