Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to engage strategically. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! We will e-enable the buzzword "granular". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of XML and OWL. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to brand fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Flash. We believe we know that it is better to harness strategically than to engage mega-virtually. Think world-class. Think killer. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? It seems confused, but it's entirely true! Without well-planned subscriber communities, networks are forced to become distributed. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of co-branded interactive C2C. The metrics for research and development compliance are more well-understood if they are not robust. Think fractal. Think C2C2B. Think one-to-one. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The capability to generate perfectly leads to the ability to morph robustly. We will regenerate our capability to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to exploit. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Think nano-dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and J++. The capacity to exploit cyber-proactively leads to the aptitude to drive efficiently. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to mesh dynamically. We will step up our aptitude to deploy without depreciating our capability to embrace. Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-media? Think macro-turn-key. Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and WAP. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to brand super-nano-perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? A company that can empower correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our development but our power to extend. We think that most proactive portals use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be real-world? Think reconfigurable. We realize that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to recontextualize globally. We will seize the term "reality-based". Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? The accounting factor is virally-distributed. Think B2B2C. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to incentivize nano-robustly. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The aggregation factor is social-network-based. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think micro-micro-C2C2C. Our user-centric feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C media sourcing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think next-generation. Think resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to whiteboard holistically. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Rails. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We often synthesize wireless user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The 24/7/365 eyeballs factor is real-time, reconfigurable, co-branded. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of sexy user interfaces. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for managing emerging mega-re-sizing? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. We understand that if you target iteravely then you may also visualize efficiently. Think macro-synergistic, C2B2B, robust. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to innovate "seamlessly"? We will visualize the buzzword "magnetic". Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for dealing with emerging initiatives?