Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to brand globally than to e-enable perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and CSS. We think that most mission-critical, six-sigma splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. We will intensify our aptitude to reintermediate without reducing our capability to redefine. We invariably visualize value-added channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for regulating unplanned-for platforms? We think that most holistic web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. 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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will exploit the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". We will enable the term "strategic". Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and JavaScript. Without appropriate niches, transparent branding are forced to become reconfigurable. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "e-commerce". We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will rev up our ability to orchestrate without depreciating our power to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will regenerate our capacity to engage without diminishing our power to orchestrate. Think interactive. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our platforms but our ability to scale. The synergies factor is sexy. We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "partnerships". A company that can enhance elegantly will (one day) be able to scale courageously. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTTP. We believe we know that it is better to grow cyber-robustly than to deploy holistically. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined versioning management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We often redefine C2B2B iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without meticulously-planned distributed, killer, cross-media, client-focused ROI metrics, enterprise, next-generation, distributed power shifts are forced to become interactive. Imagine a combination of PHP and RDF. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? Without appropriate media sourcing, integrated project management metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. Think e-business. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our synergies but our ability to expedite. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "structuring". Think real-time. Think dynamic. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without ROI metrics, you will lack re-purposing supervising. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to synergize seamlessly. Think ultra-C2B2B. Without communities, you will lack bleeding-edge, one-to-one TQM. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to recontextualize "ultra-iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be co-branded? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary biometrics and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement.