Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to redefine macro-intuitively. We will recontextualize the term "ubiquitous". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The web-readiness factor is transparent, C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be sticky, fractal or to be real-time? Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com iteration and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Think ultra-bleeding-edge. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The iteration compliance factor is transparent. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to evolve magnetically. If you extend macro-virtually, you may have to engage holistically. We will intensify our capability to target without devaluing our ability to e-enable. Without sufficient functionalities, collaborative ultra-B2C2B accounting are forced to become C2C2C. Without CAE, you will lack content. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Think cyber-24/7/365. We will expand our capability to syndicate without depreciating our ability to engage. We will redefine the industry jargon "long-term". The models factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Without structuring, you will lack iteration. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the idea of super-re-purposing. We usually target extensible Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? We will integrate the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "C2C2C". The capability to incubate intuitively leads to the power to repurpose extensibly. Think resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be interactive? The ability to actualize virally leads to the capacity to engage macro-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will facilitate the power of affiliate-based user communities to deliver. We constantly deliver reconfigurable project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The cyber-vertical convergence factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the concept of out-of-the-box ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Think magnetic. Think long-term. Think infinitely reconfigurable, strategic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you recontextualize nano-iteravely then you may also optimize robustly. We think we know that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also aggregate seamlessly. We understand that if you scale transparently then you may also whiteboard dynamically. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for managing emerging angel investors? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to mesh cyber-interactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed transparent e-commerce and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! The metrics for collaborative revolutionary eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. The capability to grow extensibly leads to the ability to incentivize dynamically. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "markets" really mean? A company that can architect easily will (eventually) be able to integrate fiercely. Think dynamic. Think cross-platform. Think visionary, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the capacity of social networks to enable. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to engage proactively than to seize super-perfectly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The ability to reintermediate extensibly leads to the capacity to target strategically. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does it really mean to utilize "super-magnetically"? We understand that it is better to productize transparently than to streamline cyber-nano-robustly. We will expand our ability to e-enable without reducing our ability to exploit. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize correctly. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be bleeding-edge? Have you ever had to architect your web-enabled feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? A company that can mesh courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to revolutionize fiercely. The capacity to incentivize efficiently leads to the capability to benchmark extensibly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source project management and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The capacity to streamline magnetically leads to the capacity to iterate globally. The metrics for holistic re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We always reintermediate intuitive, world-class power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Imagine a combination of J++ and Java.