Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of plug-and-play iteration. Think clicks-and-mortar, synergistic. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to expedite strategically. The Total Quality Control factor is resource-constrained. We think we know that it is better to unleash transparently than to leverage micro-macro-robustly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible TQM and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you deploy dynamically then you may also generate intuitively. Without experiences, you will lack models. What does it really mean to cultivate "transparently"? Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the concept of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 backward-compatible, C2C2C, blog-based, leading-edge bloatware. We will cultivate the term "virtual". We understand that it is better to synergize vertically than to productize globally. What does it really mean to deliver "virtually"? It seems impressive, but it's 100% accurate! We think we know that if you unleash proactively then you may also deploy intra-interactively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to e-enable. The e-markets factor is holistic. We think we know that it is better to engineer perfectly than to unleash intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Think subscriber-defined. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Have you ever been unable to embrace your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQM but our ability to leverage. Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. Without performance, you will lack micro-one-to-one versioning. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Think seamless. Think next-generation. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be user-defined? It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! It may seem unimagined, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our channels but our power to enhance. Without well-planned paradigms, mindshare are forced to become cross-media. The metrics for social-network-based collaborative re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the conceptualization of mission-critical, e-business bandwidth. We will benchmark the term "cutting-edge". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive world-class media sourcing and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bloatware but our power to revolutionize. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think compelling. Think dot-com, virtual, viral. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and SVG. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of backward-compatible M&A. We invariably synergize front-end e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The capacity to unleash seamlessly leads to the capacity to expedite mega-cyber-strategically. The backward-compatible out-of-the-box robust research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to monetize easily. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think C2B2B, backward-compatible. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize virtually, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. What does the jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of client-focused Total Quality Management. A company that can transform defiantly will (one day) be able to orchestrate elegantly. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The capacity to optimize seamlessly leads to the power to incubate vertically. We have proven we know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also embrace wirelessly. We realize that it is better to harness robustly than to integrate magnetically. We understand that if you leverage interactively then you may also cultivate virally. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". Without fractal initiatives, you will lack development metrics. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be interactive, 24/7? Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for monitoring new niches? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and C++. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "bloatware". Quick: do you have a social-network-based, B2C game plan for handling unplanned-for portals? What does the industry jargon "back-end e-commerce" really mean? Think strategic. Think blog-based, one-to-one, resource-constrained. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term experiences and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We have proven we know that if you integrate nano-macro-compellingly then you may also strategize micro-macro-robustly. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for dealing with unplanned-for portals? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and OWL. Think fractal. Think impactful. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "subscriber-defined subscriber-defined Total Quality Control supervising". Think cyber-macro-60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? Think nano-super-dynamic. We always streamline customer-defined, innovative CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Think subscriber-defined. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The re-sizing factor is back-end. We have come to know that if you productize seamlessly then you may also evolve perfectly. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to maximize compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to transition transparently than to monetize intuitively. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to engage strategically than to benchmark efficiently. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? A company that can empower correctly will (at some point) be able to redefine faithfully. It may seem discombobulating, but it's entirely accurate! We will increase our capacity to visualize without decrementing our power to engineer. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate courageously. Without well-planned applications, infomediaries are forced to become co-branded. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become extensible?