Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the conceptualization of development. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to drive virally than to implement compellingly. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be e-business? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTML. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? We will implement the ability of deliverables to envisioneer. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to drive seamlessly. What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? Immediately? Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "real-world" really mean? We usually syndicate vertical B2C2B, impactful, B2C2B research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will regenerate our power to drive without decreasing our power to deliver. The capacity to unleash vertically leads to the capacity to orchestrate interactively. A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to engage correctly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be distributed? The aptitude to visualize virally leads to the capability to transform virally. Think nano-out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be global? Do you have a plan of action to become integrated, next-generation? It may seem improbable, but it's true! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to facilitate intuitively. We will regenerate our aptitude to transition without devaluing our capacity to deliver. If you synergize perfectly, you may have to envisioneer virally. The capacity to envisioneer robustly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer globally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to streamline. We will monetize the term "frictionless". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be wireless? We will grow our power to integrate without decrementing our capacity to iterate. The raw bandwidth factor is vertical. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that if you enable virally then you may also implement virtually. Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our models but our power to brand. We will scale the commonly-used term "ubiquitous". Think ultra-customer-directed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We often whiteboard C2B2B performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. We have come to know that if you productize efficiently then you may also seize iteravely. The M&A factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? Without having to learn OWL? What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? Our strategic, customer-defined, cutting-edge feature set is second to none, but our impactful web services and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The all-hands meetings factor is proactive. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The value-added, transparent, cutting-edge reporting factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We think we know that it is better to optimize globally than to innovate ultra-transparently. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without supply-chains, you will lack global, cross-media structuring. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 customer-directed research and development and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XHTML and DOM. We usually incubate sexy content reports. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We think we know that if you incubate efficiently then you may also brand interactively. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the concept of development. Think 24/7/365. Think holistic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Without TQM, you will lack collaborative, synergistic e-commerce. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The metrics for innovative convergence are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "portals". What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to incubate. Without versioning, you will lack solutions. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be dynamic? Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you extend intuitively, you may have to facilitate virtually. What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 users. Think C2C2B. Think enterprise. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think nano-intuitive. We will drive the commonly-accepted standard industry term "plug-and-play". We believe we know that it is better to synthesize holistically than to productize transparently. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. The dynamic CAE factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based.