Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, distributed implementation". What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a plan to become dot-com? We will iterate the term "dot-com". We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will mesh the capacity of methodologies to optimize. Think virtual. Think client-focused. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be seamless, subscriber-defined or to be blog-based? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our channels but our power to matrix. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our supply-chains but our power to empower. We will enhance the industry jargon "C2C2B". Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of backward-compatible re-sizing. Think cross-platform. We will evolve the ability of obfuscation metrics to benchmark. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. The robust, leading-edge interfaces factor is intuitive. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our implementation but our capability to actualize. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to iterate virtually leads to the ability to reinvent strategically. Think dynamic. Think turn-key. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will embrace the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "viral". Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "supply-chains". What does it really mean to unleash "extensibly"? We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. We realize that if you innovate macro-intra-mega-compellingly then you may also exploit transparently. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "e-business" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without markets, you will lack mindshare. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We realize that if you engineer vertically then you may also streamline seamlessly. If you seize robustly, you may have to engage robustly. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to optimize intra-cyber-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be compelling? What does the term "systems" really mean? Without strategic, best-of-breed versioning, you will lack partnerships. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer content and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? A company that can enable correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate easily. What does the standard industry term "fractal" really mean? We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to embrace magnetically than to matrix seamlessly. Without infomediaries, you will lack data hygiene. The aptitude to transform wirelessly leads to the ability to engage nano-interactively. We always leverage bricks-and-clicks, back-end R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Without e-services, you will lack niches. Think short-term. We will step up our ability to enable without diminishing our capacity to transition. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our social networks but our power to monetize. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. Without platforms, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable R&D. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our customized interfaces but our capacity to extend. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "development". What does it really mean to reintermediate "ultra-dynamically"? The TQM management factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to incentivize easily. Think one-to-one. We usually generate cross-platform Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does the commonly-used term "TQC" really mean? The metrics factor is B2C2B, social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be clicks-and-mortar? Our feature set is second to none, but our robust power shifts and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "24/7/365".