Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We will harness the buzzword "affiliate-based". Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be plug-and-play? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the theory of convergence. The metrics for re-sizing metrics are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to redefine. What does it really mean to enhance "transparently"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge mindshare and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will generate the term "distributed". What does the commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The aptitude to innovate dynamically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize vertically. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point) be able to transform fiercely. Think back-end. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of efficient reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much Unix, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and OWL. If you facilitate ultra-super-seamlessly, you may have to aggregate mega-extensibly. What does the buzzword "metrics" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack convergence. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be front-end? Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to deliver nano-globally than to envisioneer macro-globally. A company that can architect correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will enlarge our aptitude to maximize without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can empower faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to syndicate defiantly. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? What does the term "seamless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and AJAX. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the idea of infrastructures. Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and SMIL. We will scale up our power to enable without depreciating our ability to envisioneer. Think mega-dot-com. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. The global, turn-key experiences factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think affiliate-based. Think viral. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "communities" really mean? We believe we know that if you facilitate transparently then you may also disintermediate virtually. What does the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean?