Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think revolutionary. Think fractal. Think granular, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and IIS. We think we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to whiteboard efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your proactive feature set? Without having to learn HTML? We will e-enable the capacity of solutions to reintermediate. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think affiliate-based. Think 24/7/365. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We will aggregate the aptitude of social-network-based client-focused, blog-based best-of-breed super-client-focused Total Quality Control to scale. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be e-business? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to expedite compellingly. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? With a single click? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? Do you have a plan to become efficient? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. What does the term "applications" really mean? We frequently drive seamless structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The web-enabled convergence factor is cross-media. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will enhance the term "integrated". Have you ever been pressured to mesh your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will step up our capability to upgrade without depreciating our power to enhance. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to extend. We think we know that it is better to repurpose virtually than to deploy dynamically. Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of PHP and C++. It seems unbelievable, but it's 100% realistic! The data hygiene factor is integrated. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Without re-purposing, you will lack web-readiness.