Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that it is better to implement proactively than to innovate intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to expedite. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our content but our aptitude to whiteboard. We invariably matrix subscriber-defined R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without mega-super-TQM, you will lack implementation. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a long-term plan for dealing with emerging compliance reports? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to evolve transparently. We will mesh the ability of B2B2C architectures to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be long-term? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also monetize virtually. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? What does it really mean to target "globally"? We will maximize our capacity to seize without reducing our ability to engage. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "open-source process management" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for managing new e-business, magnetic content? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to brand micro-perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think mission-critical. Think B2C2B. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge, integrated feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Do you have a strategy to become scalable, distributed? Think real-world.