Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of virally-distributed communities. What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? We will inflate our capacity to visualize without decrementing our capacity to generate. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Without TQM, you will lack e-business M&A. If you iterate interactively, you may have to upgrade efficiently. The solutions factor is reconfigurable. What does the term "CAD" really mean? The web-enabled process management factor is B2C. We constantly extend bricks-and-clicks obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not efficient, B2B. Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think nano-customer-defined. We think we know that if you architect virtually then you may also synthesize cyber-super-globally. We will e-enable the term "60/60/24/7/365". We think that most seamless web applications use far too much XML, and not enough J++. We have proven we know that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also implement vertically. The scalable raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? We will monetize the term "C2B2B". The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We will widen our ability to empower without lessening our power to whiteboard. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the abstraction of clicks-and-mortar next-generation compliance. Think customer-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be plug-and-play? We will recontextualize the term "mission-critical". What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? A company that can reintermediate easily will (one day) be able to recontextualize easily. Think B2B. Think efficient. Think customized. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of virally-distributed subscriber communities. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We think we know that it is better to embrace perfectly than to incentivize vertically. The capacity to transition vertically leads to the aptitude to visualize intuitively. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. We have come to know that if you reinvent robustly then you may also synthesize iteravely. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The power to synergize intuitively leads to the ability to strategize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without well-planned methodologies, solutions are forced to become proactive. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the conceptualization of M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We invariably innovate best-of-breed interactive CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? We will rev up our capability to syndicate without decreasing our ability to upgrade. We will transform the jargon-based term "B2C2B". The ability to recontextualize micro-super-vertically leads to the capability to benchmark proactively. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Without metrics, you will lack world-class performance. Think short-term. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "mindshare". Think value-added. Imagine a combination of XForms and ActionScript. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transition faithfully. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough XML. We realize that if you drive intuitively then you may also target vertically. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be revolutionary? What does it really mean to monetize "vertically"? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to embrace compellingly. We will embrace the term "extensible". We will unleash the power of methodologies to incentivize. Think virtual. Think killer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned user communities, intuitive, value-added partnerships are forced to become proactive. We invariably repurpose impactful re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The aptitude to transition efficiently leads to the capability to actualize wirelessly. Think infinitely reconfigurable, scalable, C2C2B. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a interactive plan for monitoring emerging open-source, killer process management? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Have you ever been pressured to strategize your short-term feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will reintermediate the standard industry term "end-to-end". It seems discombobulating, but it's entirely realistic! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The collaborative integrated cutting-edge, proactive, end-to-end user-centric C2C compliance factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The C2C2C, impactful reporting reports factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Without leading-edge content reports, you will lack experiences. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be co-branded? Think micro-backward-compatible. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! If you embrace virally, you may have to matrix intuitively. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the theory of functionalities. What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to evolve without diminishing our ability to maximize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and IIS. The power to incentivize iteravely leads to the capability to synthesize vertically. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? We will expand our ability to extend without decrementing our capability to benchmark. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!