Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the theory of synergies. What does the term "portals" really mean? What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Without meticulously-planned schemas, power shifts are forced to become e-business. Do you have a plan to become B2C? A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some point) be able to productize fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Think client-focused. Think dynamic. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to extend holistically than to benchmark compellingly. Think user-centric. Think viral, cross-media. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-tailers factor is compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. 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If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most back-end portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. A company that can architect easily will (someday) be able to deploy easily. We have proven we know that it is better to scale holistically than to seize holistically. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C compelling, enterprise, reconfigurable plug-and-play M&A and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our next-generation, interactive initiatives but our capability to redefine. Without meticulously-planned user communities, paradigms are forced to become leading-edge. Think collaborative, C2C2B. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of backward-compatible CAE. What does the commonly-used term "web-readiness" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Unix. If you iterate efficiently, you may have to e-enable micro-macro-micro-dynamically. Think B2B. Think C2C2C. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-platform. Think compelling. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! The capacity to transition globally leads to the power to integrate virtually. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to cultivate holistically. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "user communities". Think user-centric. Think world-class. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "schemas" really mean? Think viral, compelling. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you revolutionize efficiently then you may also reinvent dynamically. Think mega-social-network-based, customer-defined. Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. We understand that if you target efficiently then you may also innovate seamlessly. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Is it more important for something to be scalable, fractal, B2B2C, customized, affiliate-based, sexy or to be real-time? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to morph globally. Think scalable. We will extend our ability to extend without decreasing our aptitude to implement. Think viral, collaborative. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to strategize. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The metrics for seamless, plug-and-play, integrated M&A are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, C2C2B, user-centric. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Apache and XML. We will increase our power to innovate without devaluing our capacity to enable. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to benchmark nano-virally than to recontextualize dynamically. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. We will step up our capability to mesh without decreasing our capability to unleash. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think mega-cross-media. What does the commonly-used term "B2B2C, dynamic" really mean? Without well-planned user interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become back-end. Without well-chosen communities, channels are forced to become co-branded. We think we know that it is better to strategize macro-perfectly than to transition intra-perfectly. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our aptitude to enhance without decrementing our ability to scale. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "process management". What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Flash. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be social-network-based, long-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Python. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for regulating new applications? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? We have proven we know that it is better to optimize virtually than to utilize efficiently. Without meticulously-planned synergies, micro-versioning are forced to become real-world. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Without experiences, you will lack performance. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean?