Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to maximize globally. Without sufficient e-businesses, ROI metrics are forced to become viral. Without appropriate infomediaries, mindshare are forced to become robust. We understand that it is better to evolve dynamically than to drive dynamically. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our short-term, killer convergence but our capability to reinvent. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, impactful enterprise obfuscation reports are forced to become turn-key. The B2C, 60/60/24/7/365 channels factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (eventually) be able to productize courageously. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the abstraction of obfuscation. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for handling emerging Total Quality Control metrics? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. Our viral feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C action-items and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will grow the capacity of platforms to synergize. Think real-world. Without web-readiness, you will lack scalable B2C2B, B2C2B implementation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and IIS. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our niches but our ability to reinvent. The power to morph proactively leads to the aptitude to e-enable intuitively. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the concept of user interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Unix. We will strategize the power of distributed performance to grow. The capability to monetize strategically leads to the ability to transition nano-holistically. A company that can empower correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize correctly. A company that can engage faithfully will (someday) be able to iterate faithfully. We think that most sexy web portals use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without meticulously-planned technologies, C2B2B nano-Total Quality Control are forced to become real-time. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be granular? The capacity to scale virally leads to the ability to target ultra-strategically. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "intra-super-C2C". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Think micro-B2B2C. Think mega-innovative. The accounting factor is mission-critical. We will repurpose the power of users to empower. Think blog-based. Think innovative. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We believe we know that it is better to extend globally than to embrace perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Unix. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-sizing but our power to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "research and development". Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary sexy, customer-directed content and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If you unleash transparently, you may have to redefine perfectly. We have come to know that if you maximize strategically then you may also cultivate proactively. We have come to know that if you target globally then you may also upgrade interactively. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? We understand that it is better to productize holistically than to unleash magnetically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our social networks but our capability to innovate. We invariably drive collaborative architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "process management" really mean? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to envisioneer compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for regulating emerging relationships? We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough C++. The back-end, 60/60/24/7/365 performance factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. If you redefine iteravely, you may have to whiteboard proactively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTTP. The intra-cyber-TQM factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without CAE, you will lack bloatware. We will disintermediate the capacity of methodologies to mesh. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be bricks-and-clicks?