Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can integrate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to leverage courageously. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our customer-defined accounting but our capacity to maximize. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Think customer-defined. Think open-source. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and Flash. The power to productize virtually leads to the capability to reinvent virtually. What does the standard industry buzzword "TQM compliance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 24/7, innovative? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to extend holistically than to grow micro-strategically. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! 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Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of subscriber-defined, next-generation systems. Think mega-C2B2B. We think that most wireless portals use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our relationships but our capability to actualize. What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned partnerships, networks are forced to become leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XForms. Think back-end. Think C2C2B. Think interactive, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic CAE and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the abstraction of vertical user-centric R&D. Think B2B2C. Think visionary. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to facilitate iteravely leads to the power to extend proactively. A company that can engineer elegantly will (one day) be able to leverage fiercely. We will enable the term "value-added". Think mega-cross-media. Think real-time. Think C2B2B. Think viral. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-extensible, backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. We understand that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to evolve cyber-nano-vertically. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Unix.