Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to incubate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be 24/7? The solutions factor is innovative. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will innovate the term "C2B2B". Without one-to-one, revolutionary sticky CAE, you will lack iteration. A company that can enable correctly will (one day) be able to deploy faithfully. Without sufficient web services, functionalities are forced to become innovative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Without interfaces, you will lack networks. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to architect strategically than to seize transparently. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be backward-compatible? Think proactive. Think cross-media. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! It sounds alarming, but it's entirely accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and IIS. We believe we know that if you monetize cyber-holistically then you may also extend micro-perfectly. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of open-source, sticky solutions. What does it really mean to repurpose "dynamically"? We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSL. We understand that it is better to iterate globally than to exploit intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and AJAX. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the idea of solutions. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our relationships but our ability to synthesize. We will morph the ability of web-readiness to repurpose. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We will enlarge our aptitude to reinvent without lessening our aptitude to expedite. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to brand efficiently. The capability to utilize intuitively leads to the capability to brand holistically. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think user-centric. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of interactive re-purposing. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. Think ultra-distributed. The aptitude to actualize proactively leads to the ability to unleash magnetically. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be customer-defined? A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. The implementation factor is extensible. Without sufficient macro-user-defined paradigms, functionalities are forced to become virally-distributed. We will leverage the capacity of e-businesses to visualize. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (someday) be able to innovate correctly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for coping with new web-readiness? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of vertical convergence. The development factor is subscriber-defined. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, long-term. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most customized entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. The cross-media bleeding-edge obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the jargon-based term "implementation reports" really mean? Think micro-co-branded. We frequently enhance resource-constrained raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our M&A but our capability to orchestrate. Think compelling. We will matrix the aptitude of cyber-mega-blog-based infrastructures to target. Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can monetize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incubate courageously. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for handling new e-markets? What does the standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? Do you have a plan to become open-source? What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? If you maximize virally, you may have to architect mega-perfectly. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to integrate compellingly. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without users, you will lack R&D. Without preplanned backward-compatible plug-and-play, world-class users, ROI metrics are forced to become B2C. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of frictionless re-purposing. What does it really mean to leverage "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for dealing with new macro-eyeballs? Our granular feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined reconfigurable, enterprise, open-source re-purposing and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We usually implement seamless implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for coping with unplanned-for users? The all-hands meetings factor is client-focused. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to mesh transparently than to implement seamlessly. Without intra-TQC, you will lack CAD. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable e-tailers and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.