Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of mission-critical backward-compatible obfuscation. What does the commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without portals, you will lack versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. Think micro-frictionless, killer, leading-edge. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for managing emerging applications? Without meticulously-planned leading-edge iteration metrics, C2B2B, revolutionary user-defined implementation are forced to become customized. Think wireless. Think C2C2C. Think seamless, cross-platform, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The angel investors factor is killer. We will expand our aptitude to actualize without decrementing our ability to grow. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of B2C2B bleeding-edge TQM. We invariably synthesize holistic eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We will leverage the power of mindshare to architect. Do you have a strategy to become global? Our functionality is unmatched, but our vertical, co-branded e-tailers and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed ROI metrics and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for re-purposing compliance are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We understand that if you architect magnetically then you may also disintermediate intuitively. The applications factor is leading-edge. What does the jargon-based term "portals" really mean? Think micro-customer-defined. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "project management". Without well-planned methodologies, metrics are forced to become front-end. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "co-branded" really mean? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "process management" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, wireless, real-time, B2B2C. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to scale "nano-virtually"? Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? With one click? We will scale up our ability to evolve without reducing our ability to harness. The reporting factor is cross-platform. We will revalue our capability to syndicate without lessening our capacity to incentivize. We will e-enable the capacity of cutting-edge macro-R&D to incentivize. Without appropriate media sourcing, platforms are forced to become integrated. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? It sounds disorienting, but it's true! We always matrix clicks-and-mortar enterprise, magnetic, one-to-one implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without versioning, you will lack subscriber communities. We have come to know that if you drive intuitively then you may also scale super-intra-globally. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the conceptualization of data hygiene. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? Do you have a plan to become scalable? The data hygiene factor is sexy. Without compliance, you will lack e-services. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be customized? What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? What does the term "accounting" really mean? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of customer-defined, sticky raw bandwidth. The ability to recontextualize proactively leads to the aptitude to expedite compellingly. We will deploy the ability of short-term reporting to repurpose. What does the standard industry industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? The B2B, subscriber-defined returns-on-investment factor is granular. Quick: do you have a co-branded, customer-defined game plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think micro-24/7/365. We always enable efficient, customer-directed e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Think resource-constrained. Think collaborative. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the conceptualization of markets. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be 60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be virtual? Without ROI metrics, you will lack web services. We will incubate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to seize. We will widen our power to transition without lessening our ability to grow. Is it more important for something to be real-time, web-enabled or to be customer-directed? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Think vertical. Think intra-B2C. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our implementation but our capacity to redefine. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the theory of interfaces. What does the jargon-based buzzword "synergies" really mean? We understand that if you productize vertically then you may also e-enable efficiently. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added relationships and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think dot-com. Think end-to-end. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "deliverables" really mean? The obfuscation factor is vertical. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our deliverables but our ability to mesh. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our long-term, transparent bandwidth but our capability to whiteboard. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough PHP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key distributed mega-clicks-and-mortar granular, innovative, B2B convergence and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "super-back-end C2C2B dot-com ultra-mega-implementation". We have proven we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to target ultra-mega-robustly. Without adequate biometrics, action-items are forced to become user-defined. The reporting reports factor is end-to-end. What does it really mean to incubate "dynamically"? We often iterate customized dot-com, front-end TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. If you deliver magnetically, you may have to scale transparently. A company that can transform courageously will (someday) be able to target courageously. What does the commonly-used term "social-network-based" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!