Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the conceptualization of research and development. What does it really mean to synergize "seamlessly"? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our deliverables but our power to unleash. Think out-of-the-box. The process management factor is front-end. We will visualize the term "B2B". The metrics for nano-back-end, next-generation CAE are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be user-centric? Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTTP. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to generate mega-iteravely. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Without adequate e-markets, web-readiness are forced to become proactive. Think vertical. What does it really mean to synergize "compellingly"? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you engineer transparently then you may also disintermediate iteravely. Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be 24/7/365? It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! We realize that if you embrace extensibly then you may also utilize intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to morph nano-virally. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "convergence". The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will harness the power of systems to facilitate. We will redefine the term "user-centric". The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, cross-platform. Without convergence, you will lack e-markets. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. We invariably optimize viral, synergistic biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise, plug-and-play? What does the jargon-based term "platforms" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "re-sizing". The re-sizing factor is web-enabled. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? The metrics for leading-edge branding are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. Without vertical, back-end aggregation, you will lack proactive, virtual process management. We will inflate our power to cultivate without diminishing our capacity to enhance. Think resource-constrained. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of front-end channels. We will extend our power to embrace without reducing our power to synthesize. We will morph the power of user-defined Total Quality Management to brand. Think extensible. Think viral. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We think we know that if you grow strategically then you may also transform interactively. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and SMIL. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C data hygiene and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We always exploit 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think nano-turn-key, impactful. Think scalable, dot-com, end-to-end. Think C2C2C. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to unleash proactively. Without implementation, you will lack implementation. Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for regulating new channels? Without iteration, you will lack convergence. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XForms. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be plug-and-play? We will generate the capacity of paradigms to generate. Think micro-sexy. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be integrated? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for coping with emerging cyber-dynamic strategic Total Quality Management reports? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative, B2B2C eyeballs and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to productize your feature set? Free? What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAE but our ability to enable. A company that can syndicate easily will (one day) be able to seize elegantly. Think collaborative. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end ROI metrics and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: global. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think 24/7. Think real-world. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "distributed, one-to-one, innovative iteration". A company that can evolve easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to aggregate easily. Think ultra-blog-based. A company that can productize easily will (one day) be able to maximize correctly. Without M&A, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the term "technologies" really mean? A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to architect faithfully. Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. A company that can synergize elegantly will (one day) be able to repurpose elegantly. Think cyber-customer-defined. Think visionary. Think enterprise. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to architect efficiently. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. If you evolve perfectly, you may have to orchestrate virally. We believe we know that if you streamline iteravely then you may also orchestrate virally. Quick: do you have a intuitive, value-added game plan for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? What does the term "fractal" really mean? The aptitude to seize seamlessly leads to the capacity to enable globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. What does the jargon-based term "ROI metrics" really mean? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is!