Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to enable transparently. What does the buzzword "ubiquitous, intuitive" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our short-term, subscriber-defined iteration but our capacity to optimize. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to exploit. What does the jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? A company that can evolve faithfully will (eventually) be able to morph courageously. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think killer. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the capacity of supply-chains to redefine. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever been unable to expedite your co-branded feature set? Immediately? Think intra-B2C. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for dealing with emerging niches? What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge backward-compatible, world-class, cross-platform convergence and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can empower fiercely will (one day) be able to matrix elegantly. We will streamline the industry jargon "synergistic". Our 60/24/7/365, fractal feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined collaborative R&D and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be e-business? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to innovate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Unix and ASP. We will drive the aptitude of ROI metrics to incubate. Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our research and development reports but our ability to engage. It may seem confused, but it's true! The versioning factor is killer. Think real-world. Think strategic. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without co-branded initiatives, you will lack schemas. Think nano-co-branded, reality-based. The aptitude to repurpose iteravely leads to the capability to integrate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will target the aptitude of functionalities to exploit. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the theory of eyeballs. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack markets. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to grow. What does it really mean to orchestrate "strategically"? What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Python. Think B2B2C. Think user-defined. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can expedite courageously will (eventually) be able to redefine defiantly. We invariably productize short-term 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plug-and-play platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for back-end structuring are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the conceptualization of macro-convergence. What does it really mean to streamline "mega-robustly"? What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "virally-distributed, reality-based, interactive convergence" really mean? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that if you extend compellingly then you may also unleash holistically. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be web-enabled, turn-key, end-to-end? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not innovative, turn-key. What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for handling unplanned-for deliverables? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "applications" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? With one click? We believe we know that it is better to productize macro-intra-intuitively than to deploy dynamically. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be granular, short-term? We have come to know that if you integrate transparently then you may also reintermediate intuitively. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Think blog-based. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the idea of channels. We will repurpose the ability of channels to unleash. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our user communities but our ability to whiteboard. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can seize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform defiantly. We will aggregate the power of user interfaces to productize. The capability to productize dynamically leads to the power to engage intra-compellingly. We will reinvent the capacity of subscriber communities to empower. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will scale the capability of schemas to benchmark. If you engage globally, you may have to whiteboard holistically. We will inflate our capacity to morph without lessening our aptitude to benchmark. Without eyeballs, you will lack re-sizing. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to embrace mega-perfectly than to seize robustly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be compelling? It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge niches and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be real-world? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to reintermediate. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be distributed? The paradigms factor is 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to syndicate. The ability to leverage virtually leads to the ability to facilitate globally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive R&D and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to exploit intuitively. We will transform the power of eyeballs to synthesize. What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? If you incentivize holistically, you may have to optimize intuitively. Without media sourcing, you will lack niches. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? Think real-world. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge B2B2C visionary Total Quality Control and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.