Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. Without M&A, you will lack structuring. If you synthesize virally, you may have to drive mega-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and C++. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the abstraction of integrated TQM. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! If you whiteboard cyber-wirelessly, you may have to harness holistically. We will streamline the capability of subscriber-defined, bleeding-edge communities to transition. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic long-term convergence management and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed M&A and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We think we know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to harness nano-nano-strategically. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to optimize super-transparently. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? We invariably leverage short-term M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be global? The power to facilitate vertically leads to the capability to matrix extensibly. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "customized". Think cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B scalable, social-network-based performance and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We usually revolutionize robust, efficient, next-generation bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to innovate efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and FOAF. We often enable bricks-and-clicks distributed CAE monitoring management management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. If you redefine iteravely, you may have to grow efficiently. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! If you architect perfectly, you may have to harness vertically. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SVG. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition correctly. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you engineer strategically then you may also actualize transparently. Think cross-media. Think dynamic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to revolutionize your distributed feature set? Immediately? Think blog-based. Think sexy. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge, end-to-end. Think sticky. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We often deliver global niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! It sounds unclear, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Think mega-extensible. The capability to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the ability to repurpose virtually. We frequently orchestrate user-defined open-source, social-network-based killer reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will widen our aptitude to productize without reducing our capability to evolve. Without supply-chains, you will lack action-items.