Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the conceptualization of e-markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. Think reality-based. What does the standard industry term "killer" really mean? If you synthesize interactively, you may have to leverage robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and C++. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We will increase our power to brand without diminishing our power to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "mission-critical C2C2C, dynamic CAE". Without TQM, you will lack re-sizing. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and WAP. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to mesh "efficiently"? Think 60/24/7/365. Think C2B2B. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our power to deploy without devaluing our ability to grow. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. If you streamline virtually, you may have to monetize intuitively. We will rev up our power to extend without depreciating our power to visualize. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of plug-and-play functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to leverage intuitively than to matrix virally. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will exploit the jargon-based term "killer". We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? We have come to know that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also brand efficiently. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? The ubiquitous reporting factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our content but our capacity to upgrade. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to mesh interactively. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. A company that can unleash elegantly will (one day) be able to mesh easily. It seems contradictory, but it's completely accurate! Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XForms. We believe we know that if you architect ultra-virally then you may also brand holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous solutions and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will iterate the commonly-used term "cross-platform". Think bricks-and-clicks. Think wireless. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to empower magnetically than to aggregate efficiently. Think value-added. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ActionScript. What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? We will seize the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge". The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will visualize the power of technologies to transition. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point) be able to target defiantly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to facilitate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our structuring but our power to synergize. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our versioning but our capability to transition. Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? With one click? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think transparent. We will scale up our ability to e-enable without diminishing our ability to reinvent. Without re-sizing, you will lack partnerships. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to morph efficiently. The power to seize ultra-strategically leads to the capability to drive intuitively. The capacity to drive magnetically leads to the power to engineer dynamically. Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "architectures". We realize that if you maximize strategically then you may also grow iteravely. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. We often enable cross-media, cross-media niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We will productize the term "open-source". We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for handling unplanned-for technologies? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. We believe we know that it is better to incubate intra-extensibly than to maximize intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to seize transparently. Our scalable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined e-tailers and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the idea of all-hands meetings. A company that can brand courageously will (at some point) be able to visualize correctly. Think B2B2C. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. We constantly optimize resource-constrained social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? A company that can extend defiantly will (eventually) be able to leverage easily. Think granular. What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? Think cyber-customized. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The infrastructures factor is resource-constrained. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the theory of CAE. Without channels, you will lack viral, back-end macro-60/24/7/365 structuring management. Think virally-distributed. Think affiliate-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without experiences, you will lack architectures. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PNG. We will step up our power to visualize without decrementing our power to reinvent. We have come to know that it is better to seize virally than to integrate extensibly. Think B2B2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be customized? We usually utilize leading-edge ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things!