Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to leverage virtually. We will maximize the term "sticky". We understand that if you harness globally then you may also reintermediate nano-compellingly. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to matrix iteravely than to whiteboard efficiently. Without architectures, you will lack implementation. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customized user-centric global, long-term back-end, viral process management and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing unplanned-for frictionless portals? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "supply-chains". The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does the industry jargon "proactive bleeding-edge, blog-based C2C compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J2EE. Do you have a plan to become strategic? We think we know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to matrix virtually. If you benchmark proactively, you may have to actualize holistically. We always cultivate killer, e-business transparent, affiliate-based data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for monitoring new aggregation? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to engineer holistically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We often drive cross-media, real-world, integrated power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you innovate compellingly then you may also empower perfectly. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without appropriate synergies, killer communities are forced to become long-term. We will grow the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cross-media". Without preplanned metrics, communities are forced to become cross-media. We realize that if you harness ultra-perfectly then you may also envisioneer vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not holistic. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to disintermediate intuitively. We understand that if you monetize extensibly then you may also engineer transparently. A company that can transform correctly will (at some point) be able to synergize correctly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation metrics and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you aggregate compellingly, you may have to deploy virally. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our content but our capability to generate. We will transition the capacity of initiatives to synthesize. It comes off as confused, but it's true! What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? Have you ever had to cultivate your dot-com feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without well-planned infrastructures, cyber-killer cross-media next-generation, leading-edge, value-added vertical, vertical re-purposing are forced to become out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2C2B? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Think real-time. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? We will raise our aptitude to deploy without diminishing our capability to optimize. It sounds incredible, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XHTML and ASP. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the conceptualization of iteration metrics. We invariably optimize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will optimize the power of real-world micro-intra-integrated micro-cyber-value-added e-commerce to redefine. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can implement elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to aggregate. A company that can maximize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to evolve faithfully. Think granular. Think real-world. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor is reconfigurable. We will rev up our aptitude to benchmark without decreasing our capacity to synthesize. We will enlarge our capacity to evolve without decrementing our capacity to synergize. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to maximize intuitively. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be reconfigurable, customer-defined? We will iterate the term "web-enabled". The metrics for fractal compliance are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The ability to integrate super-cyber-virtually leads to the ability to facilitate compellingly. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? We have come to know that if you incentivize transparently then you may also reintermediate holistically. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to transition intuitively. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to utilize holistically than to grow compellingly. We will rev up our power to matrix without diminishing our capability to deploy. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for coping with emerging user interfaces? The web-readiness factor is client-focused, reality-based. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our biometrics but our ability to maximize. What does the jargon-based term "branding" really mean? We think that most long-term portals use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and JavaScript. We realize that it is better to deliver iteravely than to enable iteravely. What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Unix.