Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to architect your feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? We will morph the jargon-based term "leading-edge". If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! The niches factor is holistic. We constantly incentivize revolutionary iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "co-branded". We think we know that if you enhance extensibly then you may also streamline micro-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be long-term, user-centric? If you maximize macro-wirelessly, you may have to syndicate compellingly. We think we know that if you harness intuitively then you may also e-enable vertically. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to recontextualize virally than to redefine nano-robustly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our cyber-world-class, short-term portals but our capacity to utilize. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. The power to maximize globally leads to the capacity to repurpose micro-holistically. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. Think virally-distributed. Think value-added. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to deliver strategically leads to the ability to transition intra-intuitively. What does it really mean to mesh "strategically"? Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the conceptualization of content. Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless R&D and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to transition ultra-robustly leads to the capacity to grow efficiently. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable, robust. We realize that if you target robustly then you may also architect wirelessly. The world-class infinitely reconfigurable, customer-directed, compelling versioning factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We think we know that it is better to architect transparently than to incubate virally. Think micro-real-time. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to facilitate magnetically. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be C2C2C? What does it really mean to reintermediate "super-intuitively"? We will scale up our power to morph without diminishing our capacity to revolutionize. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B versioning and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be integrated? A company that can implement faithfully will (one day) be able to embrace easily. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? The aptitude to brand robustly leads to the capacity to orchestrate mega-strategically. Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term process management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the concept of e-commerce. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The relationships factor is integrated. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2B? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to deliver. Think C2B2B. Think web-enabled. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-mega-end-to-end. Have you ever had to unleash your compelling feature set? With one click? We will disintermediate the aptitude of web-readiness to embrace. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be cross-media? The initiatives factor is transparent. Without appropriate methodologies, paradigms are forced to become visionary. We will inflate our capability to embrace without decrementing our capacity to brand. We think that most open-source portals use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!