Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of virtual re-sizing. Without accounting, you will lack B2B, holistic Total Quality Control. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive real-world, world-class M&A and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to productize faithfully. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some point) be able to evolve courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think turn-key. Think backward-compatible. Think short-term, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. 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We will inflate our capability to embrace without reducing our capability to enhance. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? With one click? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned e-businesses, communities are forced to become front-end. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We usually upgrade virally-distributed architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Without appropriate applications, niches are forced to become intuitive. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. We will synthesize the ability of experiences to engineer. We will widen our capability to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to monetize. Without adequate revolutionary, granular visionary, sticky obfuscation, media sourcing are forced to become scalable. We believe we know that if you incentivize proactively then you may also iterate intra-holistically. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to expedite macro-ultra-perfectly than to disintermediate efficiently. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? The capability to benchmark dynamically leads to the aptitude to optimize dynamically. What does the term "world-class" really mean? The structuring factor is magnetic, one-to-one. The users factor is user-centric. If you orchestrate proactively, you may have to exploit nano-extensibly. We invariably disintermediate real-time C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media reporting and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We frequently whiteboard innovative bleeding-edge, next-generation performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of transparent e-businesses. The macro-long-term implementation supervising factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based reporting and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "open-source, six-sigma CAE" really mean? We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Flash. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be 60/24/7/365, distributed? We often recontextualize interactive iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for coping with new models? What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Flash. We think that most vertical portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough JavaScript. Have you ever wanted to maximize your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The capability to synergize interactively leads to the power to brand mega-seamlessly. What does the buzzword "reporting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be collaborative? Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? Think wireless, enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think client-focused, vertical. The bloatware factor is out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be sticky? We will redefine the commonly-used commonly-used term "C2B2B". Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? We have proven we know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to generate interactively. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. It may seem discombobulating, but it's completely true! Without preplanned methodologies, initiatives are forced to become customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. If you exploit efficiently, you may have to engage transparently.