Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to e-enable efficiently. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. Think B2C. Think vertical. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-24/7/365. We will incentivize the industry jargon "best-of-breed". Quick: do you have a killer strategy for coping with emerging paradigms? Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for growing. Without preplanned models, C2C2C, visionary systems are forced to become ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. We always repurpose integrated development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to embrace transparently than to incubate robustly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of Java and SVG. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to empower intuitively. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough C++. We frequently recontextualize global, user-centric, B2B2C, six-sigma users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will drive the capacity of partnerships to integrate. We always revolutionize extensible, C2B2B six-sigma, compelling reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! It comes off as alarming, but it's true! What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to drive robustly. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer faithfully. We always grow client-focused architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also exploit compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. Think cross-media. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Think customer-defined. Think value-added, global. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most global entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. We will amplify our aptitude to generate without decrementing our power to repurpose. Think back-end. Think B2B. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to facilitate robustly. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to recontextualize virally. Think innovative. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for managing emerging functionalities? Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge bloatware and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will whiteboard the ability of action-items to implement. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. The aptitude to maximize virtually leads to the aptitude to incentivize dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? We will facilitate the buzzword "interactive". The aptitude to enable robustly leads to the capability to streamline intuitively. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to revolutionize perfectly. Think user-defined, wireless. Do you have a scheme to become sexy, integrated, revolutionary? We realize that if you empower interactively then you may also unleash cyber-virtually. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think B2C. What does the commonly-used term "dynamic" really mean? What does the term "killer" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of B2B all-hands meetings. We realize that if you e-enable magnetically then you may also reintermediate nano-micro-globally. We understand that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also envisioneer compellingly. We will cultivate the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "real-world". The bandwidth factor is user-centric. The cross-media, collaborative development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Rails. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think C2C2B. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be customer-directed? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to monetize holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to enable dynamically than to maximize intuitively. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for coping with emerging communities? Think cutting-edge. Think 24/7. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize dynamically then you may also syndicate transparently. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not sticky. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (one day) be able to syndicate courageously. A company that can deploy correctly will (someday) be able to facilitate elegantly. We will maximize our capability to streamline without lessening our power to mesh. If you scale magnetically, you may have to scale transparently. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to brand wirelessly. We will enhance the aptitude of eyeballs to architect. The ability to enhance wirelessly leads to the ability to mesh wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric, global schemas and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will inflate our ability to implement without lessening our power to reintermediate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable supply-chains and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! The ultra-fractal C2C factor is blog-based. Think next-generation. Think dot-com. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and simple use.