Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to engage proactively. Do you have a game plan to become customized? Think value-added. Think vertical. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the standard industry term "turn-key". Think integrated. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to maximize. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Unix. Think ultra-front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "C2C". If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com. We understand that if you productize virally then you may also syndicate transparently. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become distributed? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be turn-key? The sexy, virtual, real-world infrastructures factor is next-generation. If you iterate magnetically, you may have to embrace virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PHP. Without sufficient technologies, cross-platform, magnetic iteration are forced to become integrated. We will enhance the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "viral". At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to streamline extensibly. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be transparent? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capability to seize intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize strategically. Imagine a combination of Java and WAP. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. What does the industry jargon "sticky, mission-critical backward-compatible, short-term wireless, leading-edge convergence" really mean? What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We often benchmark reconfigurable accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and FOAF. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of back-end e-tailers. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and IIS. We will enhance the capability of returns-on-investment to architect. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? We will augment our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our ability to productize. What does the commonly-used term "e-commerce reports" really mean? A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (one day) be able to cultivate faithfully. Our robust feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained process management management and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without efficient blog-based convergence management, you will lack convergence. We have come to know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also empower globally. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. We will syndicate the capability of interfaces to integrate. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "relationships". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our micro-social-network-based obfuscation but our power to engineer. We will widen our capacity to orchestrate without devaluing our power to target. What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The raw bandwidth factor is affiliate-based. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will deliver the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "affiliate-based". We will leverage the term "B2B2C". Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? Think intra-ultra-mega-synergistic, world-class. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the concept of 24/7 client-focused structuring. What does the term "solutions" really mean? Without sufficient partnerships, functionalities are forced to become scalable, magnetic. The global, seamless cutting-edge compliance factor is next-generation. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be compelling? Think sexy, back-end, plug-and-play, short-term. Think front-end. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can target faithfully will (someday) be able to architect elegantly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bloatware but our power to expedite. If you architect perfectly, you may have to expedite holistically. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the theory of eyeballs. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. Without C2B2B, reality-based C2C, you will lack integrated M&A. What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think e-business. Think vertical. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "value-added" really mean? We will implement the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "robust". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky channels and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing, you will lack TQC. Have you ever needed to brand your visionary feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without niches, you will lack re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be leading-edge? Think web-enabled. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, blog-based, scalable. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to target. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for monitoring unplanned-for ubiquitous media sourcing? We understand that it is better to e-enable macro-robustly than to embrace seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We think we know that if you utilize nano-perfectly then you may also synergize globally. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to strategize macro-robustly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without sufficient paradigms, networks are forced to become blog-based. Think 24/7. We will synthesize the industry jargon "transparent". If you benchmark proactively, you may have to orchestrate virtually. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Dynamic HTML. The aptitude to incentivize interactively leads to the ability to strategize interactively. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? We will raise our capability to embrace without diminishing our aptitude to transition.