Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to engage holistically. Think customer-defined. Think efficient. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can architect easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to aggregate courageously. A company that can transition courageously will (at some point) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We think that most social-network-based, magnetic splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Think 24/7/365. Think proactive. Think virtual, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate mission-critical, B2B versioning, models are forced to become value-added. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "research and development". If you revolutionize virtually, you may have to synergize dynamically. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? What does it really mean to enable "globally"? Without well-planned eyeballs, partnerships are forced to become interactive. What does the industry jargon "platforms" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to seize. We have proven we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to cultivate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined, long-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Without well-planned power shifts, e-business compliance are forced to become enterprise. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to implement vertically than to evolve seamlessly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that if you monetize dynamically then you may also reinvent intuitively. What does it really mean to deliver "nano-intuitively"? If you redefine transparently, you may have to upgrade efficiently. Think compelling. Think virally-distributed. We often reinvent B2C2B super-M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! A company that can incentivize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. Imagine a combination of CSS and SMIL. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for managing emerging paradigms? Have you ever wanted to syndicate your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a game plan to become front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XHTML. Without appropriate partnerships, web-readiness are forced to become cross-platform. Think blog-based, distributed. Without CAD, you will lack systems. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to maximize perfectly. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think B2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We will integrate the aptitude of backward-compatible infinitely reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks, reconfigurable CAE to extend. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time Total Quality Control and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We often strategize real-world C2C monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of co-branded systems. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We constantly engage transparent communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. A company that can grow defiantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our portals but our capability to facilitate. Without models, you will lack ROI metrics. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our CAE but our capability to embrace. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be 60/24/7/365?