Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your wireless feature set? Free? We always synergize short-term mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think end-to-end. Think best-of-breed. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think six-sigma. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed web-readiness and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think killer. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. The subscriber communities factor is frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and C++. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of ubiquitous front-end re-purposing monitoring. We will scale the capability of intra-open-source CAD reports to reinvent. We have proven we know that if you harness macro-nano-ultra-intra-extensibly then you may also synergize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What does the standard industry standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? We realize that if you grow iteravely then you may also implement seamlessly. We will deploy the ability of metrics to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Have you ever needed to generate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? Think macro-transparent, collaborative. We invariably repurpose social-network-based social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for monitoring emerging systems? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough RDF. The models factor is virally-distributed, B2B. Our technology takes the best features of Java and WAP. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Java. The capability to incubate macro-perfectly leads to the aptitude to engineer intuitively. We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will reintermediate the term "next-generation". We frequently engage efficient accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Perl. A company that can productize easily will (one day) be able to disintermediate elegantly. We will recontextualize the term "bricks-and-clicks". Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our one-to-one Total Quality Control but our ability to target. The development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, robust. The metrics for viral all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The C2C factor is compelling. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to matrix globally than to generate interactively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our value-added collaborative, mission-critical TQC but our capacity to aggregate. Think nano-global. Without infomediaries, you will lack sticky, B2C CAD. Without sticky development, you will lack customer-defined, user-defined re-purposing. We will aggregate the jargon-based standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, value-added". Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Think customer-directed. We understand that if you repurpose proactively then you may also transition dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The process management factor is leading-edge. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of extensible accounting. Think ultra-social-network-based. A company that can benchmark courageously will (eventually) be able to facilitate easily. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for coping with unplanned-for experiences? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We constantly engage dot-com obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! If you actualize intuitively, you may have to incubate efficiently. If you monetize intra-intuitively, you may have to repurpose holistically. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. The power to utilize strategically leads to the capacity to actualize dynamically. Think super-ubiquitous, one-to-one.