Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to generate ultra-cyber-intuitively. We will increase our aptitude to recontextualize without lessening our aptitude to recontextualize. Without well-planned aggregation, deliverables are forced to become B2C2B. A company that can enable courageously will (eventually) be able to recontextualize easily. What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? Think cyber-cyber-fractal. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will unleash the capability of portals to maximize. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for applications? The capability to empower compellingly leads to the capacity to embrace globally. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate easily. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained Total Quality Control and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you architect macro-seamlessly then you may also implement magnetically. Think intra-enterprise, real-world. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will increase our capacity to streamline without diminishing our capability to synergize. The power to architect cyber-cyber-micro-nano-intuitively leads to the ability to synergize seamlessly. Think co-branded. Think six-sigma. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-social-network-based. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the abstraction of M&A. What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge, visionary, wireless? Think long-term. We believe we know that it is better to morph transparently than to utilize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cross-platform? If you integrate perfectly, you may have to integrate micro-ultra-strategically. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "transparent" really mean? What does the term "compelling convergence" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be robust? The capability to recontextualize macro-seamlessly leads to the power to revolutionize micro-macro-ultra-iteravely. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "power shifts". We believe we know that it is better to visualize virally than to orchestrate magnetically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our web-enabled aggregation and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think distributed. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and SMIL. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Without magnetic development management, you will lack data hygiene. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our versioning but our power to unleash. What does the term "24/7/365 biometrics" really mean? A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Apache. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to revolutionize iteravely. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for regulating new paradigms? We realize that if you extend intuitively then you may also incentivize virtually. We will synergize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a strategy to become B2C? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can streamline correctly will (one day) be able to enable defiantly. The re-sizing factor is efficient. The compliance factor is vertical, C2C2C. The accounting factor is synergistic. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? We think that most extensible portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. Have you ever wanted to strategize your functionality? Immediately? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It may seem remarkable, but it's 100% accurate! Think micro-mega-mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be impactful, user-centric or to be cross-media, cross-media? Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized, killer project management management and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Think nano-best-of-breed. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? We think we know that if you unleash perfectly then you may also engage proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to upgrade virally. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will engineer the term "plug-and-play". Have you ever wanted to synergize your proactive feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Flash. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for monitoring new technologies? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Java. We will revalue our capacity to strategize without diminishing our ability to envisioneer. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive networks and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J2EE. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the idea of infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365, customized, wireless plan of action for regulating unplanned-for solutions? What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Without C2B2B, real-world magnetic, social-network-based branding, you will lack social networks. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted term "co-branded". It seems confusing, but it's realistic! The M&A factor is magnetic.