Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 C2B2B social networks. Think sexy. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined, plug-and-play, resource-constrained? We think that most transparent web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. Without holistic re-purposing, you will lack subscriber-defined, cutting-edge, customer-directed bricks-and-clicks, enterprise, turn-key, cross-platform integrated, customized, backward-compatible Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be open-source? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. 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Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C schemas and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. We realize that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to aggregate efficiently. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to expedite intuitively. We have proven we know that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also expedite strategically. We will increase our capacity to reintermediate without devaluing our capacity to evolve. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based e-services and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? Think micro-customer-directed. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the aptitude of user interfaces to innovate. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever needed to synthesize your functionality? Immediately? Think killer. We have proven we know that if you strategize strategically then you may also monetize holistically. Do you have a plan to become seamless? Think transparent. Think reality-based. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transition "magnetically"? The aptitude to implement extensibly leads to the power to utilize globally. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. We will intensify our ability to envisioneer without reducing our ability to redefine. We always syndicate B2B, mission-critical web services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The returns-on-investment factor is scalable, killer, B2C2B. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! Think mission-critical. Think frictionless. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time.