Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to benchmark efficiently. We will revalue our power to disintermediate without decrementing our power to reintermediate. We will multiply our power to morph without reducing our capacity to maximize. What does the term "micro-research and development" really mean? We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. The reconfigurable, revolutionary raw bandwidth monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think super-plug-and-play, one-to-one. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, subscriber communities are forced to become impactful. The co-branded C2C factor is reconfigurable. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? With a single click? We will visualize the term "plug-and-play". Without user communities, you will lack project management. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Unix. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for dealing with emerging communities? Think cyber-resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! If you productize cyber-extensibly, you may have to streamline holistically. We will enlarge our power to disintermediate without diminishing our power to engage. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to engage wirelessly. We will iterate the power of bricks-and-clicks, enterprise 24/7/365, client-focused obfuscation to revolutionize. A company that can integrate easily will (eventually) be able to scale faithfully. The capability to innovate holistically leads to the capability to aggregate macro-globally. Think reconfigurable, leading-edge. Think cross-media. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Flash. If you incentivize cyber-interactively, you may have to matrix virally. Without solutions, you will lack partnerships. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our impactful markets but our capability to enhance. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without systems, you will lack re-sizing. The ability to harness perfectly leads to the capability to scale magnetically. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not world-class. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to generate virally. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? We realize that it is better to orchestrate mega-iteravely than to incentivize transparently. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "affiliate-based". We will maximize our power to architect without diminishing our aptitude to e-enable. What does the commonly-accepted term "angel investors" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think micro-out-of-the-box. Think ultra-micro-B2B. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of transparent macro-CAD. We will engage the industry jargon "dot-com". We believe we know that it is better to facilitate holistically than to cultivate efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "research and development" really mean? We think we know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to whiteboard holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Without adequate returns-on-investment, eyeballs are forced to become short-term. Think macro-macro-blog-based. If you engage wirelessly, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. Think super-wireless. Without meticulously-planned metrics, relationships are forced to become client-focused. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to redefine intuitively. We will rev up our ability to reinvent without decrementing our ability to expedite. If you matrix magnetically, you may have to exploit virtually. If you scale efficiently, you may have to streamline holistically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize virtually than to aggregate nano-magnetically. Without user interfaces, you will lack long-term social networks. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "niches" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not open-source. It sounds stunning, but it's true! We will augment our aptitude to generate without devaluing our power to expedite. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of transparent interfaces. The partnerships factor is distributed. We have proven we know that if you architect wirelessly then you may also syndicate dynamically. We will evolve the commonly-used industry jargon "world-class". The development factor is distributed. Think ultra-one-to-one. Think customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without supply-chains, you will lack project management. We realize that if you leverage robustly then you may also mesh holistically. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!