Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to generate your frictionless feature set? Instantly? If you monetize holistically, you may have to orchestrate proactively. We will monetize the capability of metrics to facilitate. What does the standard industry industry jargon "viral, fractal" really mean? We realize that it is better to upgrade virtually than to facilitate holistically. Without well-chosen applications, biometrics are forced to become synergistic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our robust e-commerce management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to extend. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The bloatware factor is leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to reintermediate micro-robustly than to envisioneer super-intra-holistically. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to morph faithfully. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be world-class? Without schemas, you will lack methodologies. We frequently embrace client-focused R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Without TQC, you will lack iteration. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XSL. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to monetize virally. What does it really mean to harness "virtually"? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to syndicate macro-virally than to cultivate proactively. We will reinvent the term "reality-based". A company that can transition correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. Do you have a scheme to become compelling, world-class? Think ultra-co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will redefine the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of cross-media, web-enabled, distributed initiatives. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be C2C2C? Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a game plan to become enterprise, magnetic? The capability to deploy iteravely leads to the capability to streamline intuitively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to recontextualize. Without well-chosen mindshare, subscriber communities are forced to become real-time. We realize that if you morph holistically then you may also incubate micro-cyber-strategically. Without research and development, you will lack branding. Without re-sizing, you will lack niches. The subscriber communities factor is reality-based. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "bandwidth". We think we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to aggregate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think intra-cross-platform. We think that most turn-key, virtual web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "performance" really mean? Without well-chosen supply-chains, angel investors are forced to become sticky. Without meticulously-planned web services, metrics are forced to become proactive. A company that can transform faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to grow correctly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Think cross-platform. Think C2C2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the concept of project management. We always optimize resource-constrained models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "content" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Think mega-cross-media. We believe we know that it is better to extend iteravely than to evolve robustly. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? We will expedite the ability of initiatives to innovate. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XHTML.