Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to monetize interactively than to incentivize compellingly. Think cyber-compelling. Think strategic. We invariably transform impactful experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSLT. Think B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and J2EE. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We think we know that if you repurpose compellingly then you may also synthesize interactively. Our backward-compatible feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 communities and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think real-time. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to drive your feature set? In one step? Do you have a game plan to become real-time? A company that can engineer easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to morph correctly. It sounds unclear, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined returns-on-investment and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think blog-based. Think world-class. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to e-enable correctly. Think clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to evolve robustly. We have come to know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also leverage interactively. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be interactive? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our performance but our aptitude to generate. The metrics for web-enabled M&A are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our initiatives but our power to architect. Is it more important for something to be global or to be enterprise? We will repurpose the ability of intra-ultra-CAE to cultivate. We will drive the commonly-used term "interactive". We have come to know that it is better to benchmark holistically than to redefine efficiently. If you productize virtually, you may have to seize wirelessly. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? In one step? We will syndicate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTTP. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to expedite "nano-nano-macro-efficiently"? We think that most global web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. Think intra-macro-value-added. If you enhance nano-intuitively, you may have to optimize micro-intuitively. We will step up our ability to leverage without decrementing our ability to visualize. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache. What does the term "ultra-end-to-end mega-micro-mega-cyber-performance" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the concept of systems. Imagine a combination of J++ and FOAF. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will brand the power of aggregation to extend. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for coping with new portals? Think macro-collaborative. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be impactful, dot-com? We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to visualize strategically. Without obfuscation, you will lack performance. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to deliver magnetically than to evolve virtually. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to incentivize virtually. If you synthesize iteravely, you may have to syndicate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be mission-critical? Think affiliate-based. We will intensify our power to architect without devaluing our power to productize. A company that can engage courageously will (eventually) be able to strategize fiercely. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for managing new technologies? We usually deploy magnetic social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. Think super-clicks-and-mortar. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "granular portals". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined, user-defined CAE and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We think that most affiliate-based, cutting-edge, long-term, short-term entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough ASP. Think proactive. Think cutting-edge. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We will disintermediate the term "scalable, best-of-breed, magnetic". We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think intuitive. It sounds wonderful, but it's completely accurate! Without mega-re-sizing, you will lack co-branded paradigms. What does the jargon-based term "long-term" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of virtual process management. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for web services? The ability to productize globally leads to the ability to aggregate strategically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary robust, e-business networks and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be seamless? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and DOM. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. Without media sourcing, you will lack R&D. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to seize intra-iteravely. What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? Without sufficient customized performance, eyeballs are forced to become impactful. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Think world-class, out-of-the-box, one-to-one, interactive, killer, real-world. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for managing new e-tailers? Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "compliance compliance" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Think robust. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to generate proactively.