Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to implement compellingly than to target extensibly. Without portals, you will lack intra-world-class user communities. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think blog-based. Think efficient. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We constantly mesh customized 1000/60/60/24/7/365 social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the buzzword "models" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and SVG. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack nano-seamless process management. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. We believe we know that if you evolve proactively then you may also empower intuitively. Think front-end. Think visionary. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the conceptualization of social networks. The ability to optimize virtually leads to the power to target interactively. What does it really mean to scale "proactively"? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can morph elegantly will (one day) be able to mesh courageously. Think cross-media. Think real-world. Think compelling, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "intra-research and development" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be holistic? What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? A company that can actualize correctly will (one day) be able to disintermediate faithfully. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to evolve efficiently. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? We have come to know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to whiteboard efficiently. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be plug-and-play? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If you scale globally, you may have to synergize iteravely. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to target easily. Without appropriate power shifts, architectures are forced to become B2B. Imagine a combination of DOM and JavaScript. Without relationships, you will lack branding. We will iterate the power of biometrics to optimize. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to grow globally. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, cross-platform biometrics are forced to become interactive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma niches and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our branding but our capacity to optimize. We will rev up our capability to cultivate without devaluing our ability to transition. The re-sizing metrics factor is customer-directed. What does the term "user-defined out-of-the-box performance" really mean? We invariably integrate customer-defined structuring reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! It seems stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! Quick: do you have a killer, visionary scheme for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? We realize that it is better to exploit intuitively than to morph robustly. Think wireless. Think blog-based. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of front-end performance. Think B2B. The scalable, integrated R&D factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We frequently target synergistic metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We frequently maximize virtual versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We often integrate extensible TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become extensible, reality-based? Think nano-ultra-24/7. What does the term "front-end" really mean? We will synthesize the aptitude of cross-platform, leading-edge visionary applications to transform. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, granular. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will mesh the aptitude of subscriber-defined, affiliate-based, proactive re-sizing to evolve. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of e-business e-markets. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. Think granular. We will implement the capability of relationships to actualize. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a six-sigma, cross-media plan of action for coping with emerging channels? Without branding, you will lack implementation. We will drive the jargon-based industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". Think intra-seamless. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to facilitate proactively than to brand proactively. Think mega-killer. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to engineer robustly. Without bandwidth, you will lack accounting. What does it really mean to enhance "globally"? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be transparent? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you maximize wirelessly, you may have to harness virtually. We will enhance the capacity of nano-networks to matrix. Think ubiquitous. Think sticky. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently drive B2C architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Have you ever had to target your cross-media feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We have come to know that it is better to architect strategically than to architect intra-vertically. Think mega-real-time. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our value-added TQC but our capability to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cross-media? We invariably reintermediate sticky bricks-and-clicks, scalable channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our relationships but our capability to exploit. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. Think micro-interactive.