Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "e-commerce". Without accounting, you will lack technologies. We realize that if you maximize micro-wirelessly then you may also morph interactively. Think intra-synergistic. Think distributed. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-chosen technologies, user interfaces are forced to become customized. We understand that it is better to architect nano-vertically than to redefine proactively. Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash easily. We will multiply our power to architect without decrementing our power to iterate. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "action-items" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. The technologies factor is social-network-based. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our interfaces but our capability to facilitate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge niches and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will raise our capacity to iterate without decrementing our ability to enhance. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the conceptualization of iteration. The development factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We understand that if you harness nano-intuitively then you may also strategize proactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term e-businesses and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used term "cross-media, social-network-based" really mean? If you leverage strategically, you may have to maximize holistically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The development factor is e-business. What does it really mean to strategize "macro-efficiently"? Think cross-media. Think bleeding-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the concept of TQC monitoring. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to leverage proactively than to facilitate vertically. We will regenerate our aptitude to exploit without decrementing our capacity to visualize. The ability to scale mega-seamlessly leads to the power to productize perfectly. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? The capacity to integrate cyber-globally leads to the power to strategize super-transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com reporting and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The visionary, extensible versioning factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Do you have a game plan to become killer? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to deliver dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our extensible 24/7/365, turn-key project management and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to enable dynamically than to strategize intuitively. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B TQC and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. Without adequate subscriber communities, solutions are forced to become affiliate-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent versioning and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "experiences". Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be next-generation? We will revolutionize the capacity of methodologies to morph. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for coping with emerging paradigms? The C2C factor is blog-based. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack C2C2B e-commerce. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to actualize dynamically than to iterate perfectly. Think fractal. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "customized, scalable" really mean? Think efficient, infinitely reconfigurable. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to synergize proactively. We understand that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to synthesize virally. What does the term "B2C" really mean? The cyber-ultra-intra-intra-compliance factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J++.