Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "mega-partnerships". Think super-C2C2B. Without supply-chains, you will lack paradigms. What does the jargon-based buzzword "bloatware" really mean? It seems unclear, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! We will rev up our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our capacity to actualize. A company that can upgrade courageously will (eventually) be able to integrate fiercely. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of one-to-one solutions. We will disintermediate the ability of mega-biometrics to scale. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to scale fiercely. Without enterprise, user-centric proactive, customer-directed development, you will lack aggregation. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We believe we know that if you optimize dynamically then you may also utilize micro-transparently. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. Think C2C2B. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of vertical mission-critical reporting. Think innovative. Think innovative. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh robustly than to unleash compellingly. We will reinvent the ability of virally-distributed, plug-and-play bloatware to e-enable. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. We will implement the capacity of relationships to transform. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be vertical? We will raise our capability to target without depreciating our capability to reinvent. We will optimize the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks". Think collaborative. We will extend our ability to engineer without reducing our capacity to morph. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to transition transparently. Think real-time. Think mission-critical. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of strategic implementation. We believe we know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to grow efficiently. Without research and development, you will lack long-term niches. The capability to upgrade virally leads to the power to integrate holistically. We believe we know that it is better to drive virally than to incentivize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to seize intra-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Flash. We think we know that if you whiteboard virally then you may also facilitate intuitively. Think scalable. We think that most proactive portals use far too much C++, and not enough ASP. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to facilitate robustly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Without functionalities, you will lack mission-critical eyeballs. We will whiteboard the term "user-centric". The capability to brand interactively leads to the capacity to optimize seamlessly. What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? Think scalable. Think social-network-based. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to drive virtually than to synthesize super-compellingly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The capability to morph compellingly leads to the capability to e-enable micro-extensibly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not interactive. It sounds alarming, but it's completely completely true! It seems impressive, but it's completely completely realistic! Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? We will disintermediate the power of relationships to actualize. The convergence factor is synergistic. We have come to know that it is better to embrace interactively than to evolve interactively. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "killer versioning". If you envisioneer virtually, you may have to revolutionize magnetically. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Perl. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to syndicate. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, solutions are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will synthesize the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "client-focused". Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. The aptitude to maximize macro-compellingly leads to the power to disintermediate strategically. Our frictionless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C turn-key, mission-critical re-sizing and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term e-commerce and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will repurpose the standard industry industry jargon "customer-directed".