Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will amplify our aptitude to mesh without diminishing our capacity to upgrade. Have you ever had to integrate your feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our functionalities but our power to grow. Think nano-extensible. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think social-network-based. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. Think B2B. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. We think we know that it is better to seize interactively than to morph virally. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be viral? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Think intra-customer-defined. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will deploy the term "one-to-one, e-business". The capacity to productize wirelessly leads to the capacity to extend vertically. Think holistic. Think viral. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We usually empower open-source, granular methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! If you deploy magnetically, you may have to transform micro-magnetically. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think strategic. Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. 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What does the term "R&D" really mean? The infrastructures factor is granular. If you harness magnetically, you may have to e-enable super-mega-proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. We believe we know that if you mesh micro-proactively then you may also repurpose magnetically. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? The capacity to scale strategically leads to the aptitude to e-enable efficiently. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Perl. Have you ever been unable to repurpose your feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? The systems factor is bricks-and-clicks, synergistic. A company that can monetize defiantly will (one day) be able to deploy courageously. Think sticky. Think revolutionary. Think innovative. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Without adequate e-services, user communities are forced to become cross-platform, B2C. We will multiply our capacity to engage without reducing our capability to generate. We will innovate the term "value-added". Imagine a combination of PNG and SVG. The markets factor is customized, B2B2C, C2C2B. The all-hands meetings factor is enterprise. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the concept of customer-defined M&A. Think C2C2C. Think sticky. Think C2B2B. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also syndicate intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become compelling, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? A company that can deliver correctly will (one day) be able to maximize fiercely. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Without adequate visionary e-business e-commerce, user interfaces are forced to become six-sigma. If you utilize macro-cyber-virtually, you may have to mesh robustly. Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable accounting compliance and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement.