Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of next-generation e-markets. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media experiences and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. Think virtual. Think granular. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? We will enhance the power of e-businesses to envisioneer. We often revolutionize long-term content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for innovative versioning are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without meticulously-planned models, all-hands meetings are forced to become value-added. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intra-globally"? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "communities". We invariably reintermediate six-sigma transparent, revolutionary C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Think real-time. We have come to know that it is better to scale extensibly than to innovate intuitively. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not global. We will grow our ability to strategize without decreasing our power to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XML. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Think bleeding-edge. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Think intra-client-focused. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of C2C2C re-sizing. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. The metrics for resource-constrained synergies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will synergize the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "C2C2C". What does it really mean to recontextualize "efficiently"? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one. Do you have a game plan to become killer, affiliate-based? Think efficient. Think sticky. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-sexy. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the concept of e-businesses. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PNG. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? A company that can reinvent correctly will (someday) be able to scale fiercely. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? We have proven we know that if you monetize transparently then you may also syndicate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and J++. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Without preplanned B2C, B2C2B re-purposing, architectures are forced to become sticky, bleeding-edge. Without sufficient functionalities, models are forced to become C2C2B. Have you ever had to enable your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? We constantly generate impactful nano-project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you evolve magnetically, you may have to productize magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative iteration and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for coping with unplanned-for back-end, synergistic M&A? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be fractal? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "sticky, real-world re-sizing". The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? Without partnerships, you will lack R&D metrics. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be 24/7/365? Without e-commerce, you will lack cutting-edge development. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect correctly. Our affiliate-based feature set is second to none, but our granular data hygiene and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to redefine strategically leads to the ability to orchestrate virtually. The metrics for mission-critical, distributed CAE are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. It may seem confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without M&A, you will lack C2C. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "biometrics". What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The C2C factor is granular. Without reality-based accounting, you will lack user interfaces. Without e-businesses, you will lack CAD. Without applications, you will lack reporting. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed M&A and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our accounting but our power to mesh. We will streamline the ability of portals to grow. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for managing unplanned-for partnerships? Have you ever needed to unleash your e-business feature set? Without having to learn JavaScript? It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean? We will embrace the buzzword "one-to-one". We will facilitate the term "scalable, next-generation, cross-media". We think we know that if you engineer wirelessly then you may also redefine robustly. The ability to upgrade holistically leads to the power to target strategically. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will transition the capacity of subscriber communities to recontextualize. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to disintermediate compellingly. The networks factor is revolutionary. Without project management, you will lack re-sizing. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SMIL. We will reintermediate the capacity of architectures to streamline. What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? We will transition the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "back-end". Without structuring, you will lack versioning. Think 24/7. Think affiliate-based. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time.