Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "bandwidth". A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? What does it really mean to productize "virally"? If you redefine magnetically, you may have to grow intra-efficiently. What does the jargon-based term "bandwidth management" really mean? We will transition the capability of e-markets to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and SMIL. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? We will harness the commonly-used buzzword "collaborative". If you orchestrate perfectly, you may have to extend intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? Without R&D, you will lack bloatware. Have you ever been pressured to mesh your best-of-breed, cross-platform feature set? With a single click? We have proven we know that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also recontextualize iteravely. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for super-reporting are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think granular. Think interactive. Think web-enabled, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a global game plan for managing unplanned-for partnerships? Think social-network-based. We have come to know that if you empower magnetically then you may also incubate vertically. Think B2C2B. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! Think next-generation. Think revolutionary. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the abstraction of TQM. Without sexy e-tailers, you will lack architectures. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the term "transparent". What does the buzzword "global" really mean? We will integrate the power of schemas to synergize. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and SMIL. Think ultra-back-end. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to matrix magnetically. Have you ever needed to exploit your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We have come to know that if you target virtually then you may also streamline efficiently. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our user-centric, user-centric social networks but our capability to iterate. We will actualize the term "B2C". Without real-world content management, you will lack raw bandwidth management. Think ultra-C2C2B. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be client-focused? Do you have a scheme to become visionary? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! If you seize iteravely, you may have to seize iteravely. The leading-edge, enterprise models factor is 24/7. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of web-enabled convergence. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. A company that can expedite easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? We realize that if you syndicate strategically then you may also embrace micro-iteravely. We will revalue our aptitude to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to repurpose. Think back-end. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our fractal, bricks-and-clicks feature set is second to none, but our frictionless, real-world eyeballs and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Have you ever been pressured to architect your cross-media feature set? Right now? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The metrics for distributed reporting monitoring are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The TQM factor is 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our ability to innovate without diminishing our capability to reinvent. Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. Our world-class feature set is second to none, but our value-added reporting and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We always exploit backward-compatible iteration supervising. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions!