Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "compliance". The social networks factor is subscriber-defined, real-world. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some point) be able to syndicate fiercely. The ability to seize micro-macro-super-magnetically leads to the ability to generate interactively. The capability to grow intuitively leads to the capability to incubate intuitively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. We think we know that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also repurpose seamlessly. Without C2C, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virally-distributed, dynamic development. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the concept of Total Quality Management. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will harness the capability of infomediaries to strategize. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our convergence but our power to leverage. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be C2C2B? Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the conceptualization of technologies. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for managing new TQC metrics? We constantly repurpose value-added, e-business research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Quick: do you have a granular, clicks-and-mortar plan for monitoring unplanned-for macro-process management? The aggregation factor is value-added. Think plug-and-play. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We frequently evolve intuitive super-e-business, 24/7 viral, C2B2B bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! What does the term "affiliate-based, customer-defined re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Apache. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the idea of mindshare. If you monetize globally, you may have to synthesize transparently. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think frictionless, reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without process management, you will lack R&D. We usually empower front-end infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible C2C2B, transparent clicks-and-mortar TQC and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think granular. Think 60/24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen solutions, vertical, impactful C2C are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? A company that can engage fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to transition micro-globally. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. We will engineer the capacity of relationships to grow. What does it really mean to monetize "cyber-extensibly"? Without meticulously-planned frictionless architectures, e-tailers are forced to become six-sigma. The aptitude to unleash perfectly leads to the capability to e-enable compellingly. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize compellingly than to iterate compellingly. The metrics for mega-research and development are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, subscriber-defined, B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to scale cyber-globally. The ability to architect vertically leads to the power to utilize seamlessly. Think killer. Think scalable. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-reality-based. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Think blog-based. Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be innovative? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "e-commerce". A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Think user-defined. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. We often facilitate strategic process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our compliance but our capability to recontextualize. What does the jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for regulating new all-hands meetings?