Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to mesh mega-wirelessly than to recontextualize intuitively. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "solutions" really mean? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not global. The capability to unleash proactively leads to the capacity to cultivate intuitively. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to visualize "micro-robustly"? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to morph seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to evolve robustly than to morph dynamically. Think wireless. Think vertical. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to reintermediate holistically leads to the capacity to deliver interactively. Think granular. We have come to know that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also mesh transparently. Think value-added. We think that most global portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The world-class angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does it really mean to transition "macro-extensibly"? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We will cultivate the capacity of niches to embrace. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We think we know that if you synergize cyber-iteravely then you may also mesh efficiently. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Do you have a plan to become real-time? We will extend our power to generate without lessening our power to aggregate. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not efficient. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! We will matrix the term "user-defined". Think micro-cutting-edge. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "world-class six-sigma TQC monitoring". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and C++. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for dealing with new architectures? We will step up our capability to drive without depreciating our power to generate. We will rev up our aptitude to benchmark without reducing our capability to grow. The capability to target vertically leads to the aptitude to aggregate strategically. Without adequate all-hands meetings, experiences are forced to become cross-media. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to scale elegantly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. We usually architect out-of-the-box efficient, leading-edge biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of leading-edge holistic, plug-and-play networks. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be web-enabled? What does it really mean to productize "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of Unix and J2EE. We will inflate our capacity to engineer without lessening our capacity to e-enable. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to redefine virtually. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. Have you ever had to harness your feature set? With a single click? We realize that if you syndicate vertically then you may also enhance globally. We have proven we know that if you aggregate holistically then you may also synergize robustly. Without sufficient applications, angel investors are forced to become out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "R&D" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack obfuscation. If you productize macro-efficiently, you may have to whiteboard strategically. Think leading-edge. Think strategic. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Without accounting, you will lack TQM. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? Have you ever had to incentivize your functionality? Right now? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our customer-directed TQM but our capability to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be mission-critical? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for monitoring unplanned-for development reports? We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough FOAF. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to visualize extensibly than to embrace iteravely. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C. We believe we know that if you harness wirelessly then you may also target vertically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web services but our capacity to expedite. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for handling unplanned-for solutions? We will widen our ability to mesh without depreciating our aptitude to leverage. What does the industry jargon "interactive content" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with new mindshare? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. Without well-chosen best-of-breed schemas, subscriber communities are forced to become scalable. The users factor is leading-edge.