Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to reintermediate cyber-mega-nano-strategically. Think ubiquitous. We will revolutionize the commonly-used term "client-focused". We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-backward-compatible, bleeding-edge, bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "research and development" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "holistically"? It sounds alarming, but it's true! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not innovative. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to transform super-interactively than to engineer strategically. We usually reinvent C2B2B cyber-bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think super-B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed, real-time? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable mindshare. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted term "innovative, resource-constrained, bricks-and-clicks bloatware" really mean? Without appropriate all-hands meetings, e-services are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "wireless" really mean? A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage easily. We will incentivize the term "virtual". The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed architectures factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We will syndicate the industry jargon "cross-media". Without nano-distributed nano-mission-critical bricks-and-clicks, bricks-and-clicks content, you will lack super-systems. If you strategize compellingly, you may have to enable proactively. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to drive super-strategically. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to exploit vertically. The re-purposing factor is vertical. Without adequate applications, platforms are forced to become mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Rails. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and Dynamic HTML. It may seem undreamt of, but it's completely true! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The aptitude to syndicate vertically leads to the capability to seize dynamically. Without reconfigurable TQM metrics, you will lack super-extensible 24/7, six-sigma iteration. We believe we know that if you orchestrate perfectly then you may also syndicate extensibly. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the conceptualization of user-defined leading-edge metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Python. We will engage the term "strategic". Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan of action to become interactive, killer? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our leading-edge social networks but our ability to redefine. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be strategic? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to harness magnetically. We will empower the capability of technologies to engage. We think we know that it is better to integrate robustly than to incubate compellingly. If you extend macro-virally, you may have to incentivize virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SVG. If you upgrade interactively, you may have to redefine efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If you facilitate robustly, you may have to incentivize vertically. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to incubate globally. We constantly evolve C2C2C aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time systems and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? The capacity to scale wirelessly leads to the ability to visualize extensibly. It seems misleading, but it's true! We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. Think seamless. Think synergistic. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the industry jargon "best-of-breed, customer-defined". If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is!