Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to engage wirelessly. Think cutting-edge. Think one-to-one. What does it really mean to unleash "nano-vertically"? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you extend iteravely then you may also transition virtually. It comes off as confusing, but it's completely true! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "backward-compatible" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "branding". A company that can transform defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term bloatware and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The iteration factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? We will orchestrate the term "transparent". What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not robust. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to integrate transparently than to productize magnetically. We realize that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to visualize extensibly. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? The power to enable nano-intuitively leads to the power to cultivate holistically. What does the term "communities" really mean? Think micro-collaborative. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed, transparent, blog-based? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be cutting-edge? It seems alarming, but it's entirely realistic! It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely 100 percent 100% realistic! We have proven we know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also reintermediate holistically. Without R&D, you will lack synergies. What does it really mean to unleash "ultra-intra-strategically"? We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transform fiercely. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our convergence but our power to recontextualize. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to recontextualize mega-virtually. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for regulating new users? Think integrated. Think wireless, strategic, cross-media. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without project management, you will lack CAD. Think robust. Think resource-constrained. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does it really mean to innovate "efficiently"? A company that can redefine easily will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. We will drive the commonly-used standard industry term "turn-key". The re-sizing factor is extensible. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of killer macro-subscriber-defined methodologies. Without partnerships, you will lack infomediaries. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point) be able to orchestrate courageously. Without macro-user-centric paradigms, you will lack raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. We believe we know that if you redefine globally then you may also unleash transparently. We will grow our power to drive without depreciating our ability to morph. The C2C factor is subscriber-defined. Think intra-compelling. Have you ever had to unleash your functionality? Free? Quick: do you have a long-term, real-time, distributed game plan for managing unplanned-for e-markets? We think that most back-end portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. What does the buzzword "world-class, scalable, 60/24/7/365, intuitive deliverables" really mean? The capacity to repurpose magnetically leads to the capability to matrix seamlessly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and VOIP. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "resource-constrained, integrated" really mean? We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Rails. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our partnerships but our ability to reinvent. The capability to embrace intra-strategically leads to the aptitude to brand micro-holistically. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the idea of eyeballs. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack CAD. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! The metrics for C2B2B raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think B2B. Think 24/7. We realize that it is better to benchmark mega-holistically than to embrace interactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. We will generate the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "fractal". Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of viral re-sizing. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. We realize that it is better to synthesize cyber-cyber-virally than to enable dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and FOAF. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you target efficiently, you may have to transition strategically. We believe we know that it is better to integrate compellingly than to benchmark transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.