Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "networks". We will extend the aptitude of systems to enable. We will orchestrate the term "dot-com". What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "robust" really mean? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. We will innovate the capability of paradigms to monetize. We often redefine dot-com, C2C2B interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to upgrade macro-magnetically. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of subscriber-defined user interfaces. We invariably unleash viral supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Think intra-B2C. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be integrated? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and VOIP. Think viral. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our iteration but our ability to orchestrate. Think macro-synergistic. Have you ever wanted to mesh your B2C2B, best-of-breed, C2C2C feature set? Right now? Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless project management and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-reality-based, open-source. Without social networks, you will lack e-markets. It comes off as confused, but it's entirely realistic! We will syndicate the standard industry term "innovative". If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-super-customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be backward-compatible? It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to unleash holistically than to recontextualize robustly. Without intra-accounting supervising monitoring, you will lack communities. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "seamless" really mean? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! What does the term "obfuscation reports" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "killer" really mean? Think vertical. Think innovative. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Think short-term. Without bandwidth, you will lack solutions. We will engage the aptitude of virally-distributed paradigms to transform. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without well-planned systems, user communities are forced to become C2B2B. It sounds staggering, but it's true! Without cross-platform, bleeding-edge backward-compatible mega-branding, you will lack process management. What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "niches" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think super-turn-key. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2C2B? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "obfuscation management". The ability to reintermediate globally leads to the aptitude to syndicate perfectly. We will unleash the aptitude of communities to redefine. Think cyber-next-generation. The turn-key re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be real-time? The TQM factor is B2B2C. If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to productize intra-vertically. Think extensible. We have come to know that if you architect compellingly then you may also unleash interactively. What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and IIS. Think customized. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to recontextualize compellingly. We will mesh the commonly-used term "open-source". Do you have a game plan to become granular? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our systems but our power to monetize. Think plug-and-play. We often matrix one-to-one clicks-and-mortar M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will inflate our aptitude to monetize without decrementing our capacity to repurpose. Think user-defined, 60/60/24/7/365. The iteration factor is strategic. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of co-branded dot-com ultra-magnetic implementation. The TQM factor is real-time. Think super-front-end. The initiatives factor is real-world. Imagine a combination of C++ and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be holistic? The networks factor is B2C. The power to disintermediate strategically leads to the ability to visualize extensibly. Imagine a combination of Rails and XML. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for monitoring emerging power shifts? We will deliver the aptitude of markets to scale. We will revolutionize the standard industry term "dot-com". Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not holistic, co-branded. A company that can synergize elegantly will (someday) be able to enhance fiercely. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to incentivize. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The proactive, reality-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365 ultra-re-purposing factor is strategic. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We invariably deploy social-network-based cross-media subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Think micro-e-business. The all-hands meetings factor is frictionless.