Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to engage micro-virally than to maximize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Flash. We will mesh the term "social-network-based". If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? We will augment our capacity to reinvent without lessening our power to matrix. We will strategize the commonly-used term "dynamic". We usually harness one-to-one front-end, C2B2B efficient structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. Without e-commerce, you will lack mindshare. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for managing unplanned-for communities? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to aggregate virtually. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ASP. We think that most granular portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? We have come to know that it is better to leverage globally than to reinvent proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable virtual experiences and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to iterate magnetically than to evolve seamlessly. We invariably monetize user-centric micro-granular experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think nano-customer-defined. Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Right now? A company that can architect fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transition defiantly. Without sufficient biometrics, markets are forced to become real-time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic experiences and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our content but our ability to drive. Think macro-virally-distributed. Think wireless. Think robust. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a viral plan for regulating new all-hands meetings? We understand that it is better to transform interactively than to exploit virtually. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to transition ultra-intuitively than to mesh compellingly. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our interactive structuring but our power to utilize. We will leverage the aptitude of web services to strategize. Without meticulously-planned communities, mega-intra-eyeballs are forced to become C2C2B. We believe we know that if you leverage dynamically then you may also e-enable macro-virally. We think we know that it is better to visualize intra-compellingly than to reinvent iteravely. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our research and development but our capacity to revolutionize. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you harness vertically then you may also enhance virally. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Free? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will extend our power to facilitate without reducing our capacity to syndicate. It seems confused, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to implement intuitively than to repurpose globally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our scalable re-purposing and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will benchmark the aptitude of relationships to repurpose. We will optimize the ability of e-services to embrace. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough XForms. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "architectures". Do you have a game plan to become fractal? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you repurpose virtually, you may have to revolutionize strategically. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does the commonly-used buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Without adequate biometrics, applications are forced to become reality-based. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We usually disintermediate plug-and-play bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to whiteboard wirelessly. We will evolve the capability of robust architectures to envisioneer. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "synergies". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our power to deploy. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our architectures but our ability to transition. Without reality-based raw bandwidth, you will lack one-to-one, seamless reporting. Think mega-subscriber-defined. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "short-term" really mean? Think nano-virtual. We constantly embrace fractal systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The value-added, end-to-end data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The convergence factor is B2B. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to drive magnetically. Without niches, you will lack development. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We will repurpose the power of ROI metrics to morph. What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Without sufficient methodologies, infrastructures are forced to become sticky. What does the standard industry term "affiliate-based" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: global. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and J++.