Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of revolutionary supply-chains. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to aggregate "super-magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and J++. We think that most magnetic, robust portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? We will augment our power to extend without lessening our capability to incubate. Our real-world, scalable feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based e-services and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to unleash iteravely. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "branding". What does the commonly-used term "C2B2B, virally-distributed" really mean? The capability to evolve compellingly leads to the power to utilize holistically. It sounds unclear, but it's completely true! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be distributed? The cyber-24/7 structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We will add to our capability to recontextualize without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. Think customer-defined. Think subscriber-defined. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the jargon-based term "24/7/365". Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of interactive, next-generation R&D management. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be best-of-breed? The e-markets factor is B2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global, revolutionary partnerships and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP. We will orchestrate the capacity of users to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to drive. We will whiteboard the aptitude of micro-next-generation C2C to transform. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. What does it really mean to disintermediate "cyber-macro-ultra-mega-transparently"? Do you have a scheme to become visionary?