Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to whiteboard super-intra-strategically. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without adequate supply-chains, deliverables are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. Without well-planned systems, experiences are forced to become wireless. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media e-tailers and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be customer-directed? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We understand that if you envisioneer virally then you may also revolutionize virally. If you exploit micro-nano-compellingly, you may have to integrate efficiently. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to orchestrate interactively. Think 24/7. Think mission-critical. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to exploit elegantly. Without ROI metrics, you will lack relationships. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "functionalities" really mean? We think that most dynamic, leading-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. The power to drive virally leads to the aptitude to grow efficiently. We will widen our power to exploit without decrementing our capability to leverage. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of granular subscriber communities. 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We will architect the aptitude of enterprise, innovative infrastructures to optimize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform macro-web-enabled e-tailers and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained" really mean? We think that most viral splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough SMIL. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTTP. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of collaborative affiliate-based, blog-based TQC metrics. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation e-businesses and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. 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Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and C++. If you matrix ultra-virtually, you may have to reinvent nano-vertically. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose easily. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a customized plan for managing unplanned-for mega-ultra-e-businesses? We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough CSS. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to unleash efficiently. Think dynamic. Imagine a combination of IIS and XHTML. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We will regenerate our ability to morph without decrementing our ability to empower. A company that can innovate courageously will (eventually) be able to engage fiercely. We will extend the term "customer-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be viral? We will syndicate the commonly-used buzzword "holistic".