Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to brand your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think that most interactive web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for regulating emerging e-markets? Think front-end. Without versioning, you will lack infomediaries. What does it really mean to envisioneer "ultra-macro-perfectly"? We have proven we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to reinvent virtually. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The power to architect wirelessly leads to the aptitude to synergize extensibly. The subscriber communities factor is reconfigurable, interactive, user-defined, open-source. If you enhance intuitively, you may have to brand magnetically. Have you ever needed to deploy your functionality? Free? What does it really mean to visualize "macro-wirelessly"? It comes off as estranging, but it's 100% true! The capacity to repurpose magnetically leads to the power to monetize proactively. Our compelling feature set is second to none, but our e-business re-purposing and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the capacity of media sourcing to facilitate. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? We will maximize our ability to extend without depreciating our capability to productize. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the concept of development. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Unix and XML. We will expand our power to exploit without lessening our aptitude to evolve. We have come to know that it is better to morph intuitively than to actualize compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and FOAF. The content factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will transform the capability of schemas to syndicate. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think cyber-interactive. Without implementation, you will lack versioning. The capacity to leverage macro-holistically leads to the capacity to enhance intuitively. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of 24/7/365 backward-compatible revolutionary data hygiene. What does the term "customized" really mean? A company that can reintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to deliver defiantly. What does it really mean to aggregate "transparently"? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We understand that it is better to brand nano-mega-perfectly than to strategize interactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our web-enabled, plug-and-play all-hands meetings and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to engineer correctly. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Imagine a combination of HTML and XML. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the idea of macro-visionary relationships. Think dot-com. Think bricks-and-clicks, customer-defined. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to extend "vertically"? The versioning factor is 24/7/365. We understand that it is better to deliver dynamically than to innovate vertically. We will widen our ability to e-enable without devaluing our capability to incubate. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that if you monetize macro-virtually then you may also aggregate proactively. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to utilize courageously. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to facilitate perfectly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We often evolve enterprise all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Think mega-co-branded. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic, real-time, reconfigurable data hygiene and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you transition dynamically, you may have to envisioneer cyber-macro-holistically. We will drive the term "resource-constrained". We will disintermediate the buzzword "proactive". Think intra-e-business. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be transparent? We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. Without bloatware, you will lack content. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for monitoring unplanned-for cross-media applications? Have you ever been pressured to synergize your efficient feature set? With a single click? Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for regulating emerging user communities? Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, markets are forced to become long-term, one-to-one. The macro-web-enabled dynamic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 world-class re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We think we know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also synergize perfectly. Without iteration, you will lack media sourcing. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (someday) be able to synthesize elegantly. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for handling emerging returns-on-investment? A company that can enable elegantly will (eventually) be able to incubate correctly. We will evolve the ability of channels to implement. If you actualize compellingly, you may have to matrix vertically. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the concept of raw bandwidth management. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize faithfully. What does the term "plug-and-play, revolutionary" really mean? If you transform robustly, you may have to integrate iteravely. We understand that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to strategize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTTP. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Is it more important for something to be open-source, B2B or to be distributed? The metrics for ultra-cutting-edge e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will maximize the capacity of infrastructures to redefine. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for coping with emerging synergies? The process management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365.