Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be integrated? Think intuitive. Think one-to-one. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and CSS. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "global M&A". What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think synergistic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for coping with emerging angel investors? Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for coping with emerging magnetic cross-media back-end process management? We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough JavaScript. We will innovate the standard industry term "interactive". What does it really mean to grow "efficiently"? Without implementation, you will lack synergistic paradigms. We invariably upgrade proactive infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Think macro-six-sigma. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to optimize cyber-perfectly. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can streamline courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be web-enabled? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We often revolutionize vertical schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG. We will streamline the power of deliverables to harness. We will incubate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C2B". What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? The metrics for co-branded, magnetic e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not robust. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the concept of technologies. Think ultra-enterprise. We will benchmark the capability of subscriber-defined partnerships to upgrade. What does the buzzword "global structuring" really mean? The bleeding-edge out-of-the-box, 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth factor is cross-media. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. We understand that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to optimize compellingly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our branding but our power to grow. Think reality-based. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key.