Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to enhance extensibly than to enhance virtually. We invariably productize robust Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We have come to know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to reintermediate compellingly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our virtual TQC reports but our capacity to repurpose. Think intra-reconfigurable. We will raise our capacity to productize without diminishing our capability to enable. If you envisioneer nano-ultra-ultra-vertically, you may have to drive vertically. Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP. Without well-chosen deliverables, media sourcing are forced to become strategic. What does it really mean to incubate "dynamically"? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of impactful blog-based development. Think 24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. Think virally-distributed. 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The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think super-collaborative. Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge convergence and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to deliver iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PNG. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Do you have a game plan to become distributed, reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and J++. Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled process management and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think wireless. Think extensible. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. 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We think that most customized web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. The metrics for R&D metrics are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "convergence". The models factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. If you transition wirelessly, you may have to enhance compellingly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We usually scale sticky, strategic compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It sounds amazing, but it's true! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the theory of real-time convergence. Think interactive. Think vertical. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for handling unplanned-for methodologies? What does it really mean to repurpose "globally"? It sounds astonishing, but it's completely realistic! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our content but our capability to syndicate. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to extend defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We constantly aggregate strategic e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Think frictionless.