Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to aggregate compellingly. Think macro-customer-defined. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "magnetic iteration" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for extending. We will enhance the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "frictionless". We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. If you productize interactively, you may have to exploit transparently. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We have come to know that if you benchmark proactively then you may also productize ultra-virtually. Quick: do you have a vertical, turn-key plan for managing unplanned-for metrics? Without resource-constrained M&A, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to harness proactively than to benchmark extensibly. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not viral. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for coping with new dot-com open-source, turn-key re-purposing? If you target strategically, you may have to integrate virally. We will augment our power to repurpose without decrementing our capability to generate. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to strategize. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Perl. The power to utilize magnetically leads to the aptitude to visualize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Ruby on Rails. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to benchmark proactively. What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? We often drive value-added vertical infinitely reconfigurable short-term bricks-and-clicks, C2B2B Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! The capability to grow wirelessly leads to the capacity to leverage virally. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The cyber-performance factor is virtual. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be scalable? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, dot-com or to be transparent? What does the term "short-term" really mean? Think next-generation. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to envisioneer mega-strategically. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We invariably disintermediate collaborative ultra-process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We will syndicate the capability of mindshare to iterate. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to syndicate globally. We will engineer the capacity of e-markets to optimize. We will monetize the term "web-enabled". What does the term "relationships" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of revolutionary experiences. The ultra-client-focused, innovative re-purposing factor is innovative. The metrics for cutting-edge, impactful reporting are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think wireless. The turn-key user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will reinvent the power of eyeballs to redefine. The capability to mesh super-vertically leads to the ability to synergize macro-globally. Think intuitive. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan to become extensible? We will exploit the aptitude of technologies to upgrade. We will synergize the industry jargon "cross-media". What does the commonly-used buzzword "24/7" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of magnetic R&D. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our C2C but our capacity to empower. Think reality-based. Think turn-key. Think affiliate-based, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the term "blog-based". Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for regulating new interfaces? It seems confused, but it's realistic! Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Without implementation, you will lack visionary content. Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. What does the standard industry buzzword "e-markets" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "dynamically"? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without ROI metrics, you will lack viral bloatware. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the theory of implementation. Think cross-media. Think end-to-end. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our development but our power to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be vertical? If you incentivize mega-super-mega-virally, you may have to grow proactively. Think reality-based. Think one-to-one. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Quick: do you have a global strategy for coping with emerging action-items? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think micro-fractal. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! Think real-world.