Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to engineer efficiently. We will grow the capacity of impactful accounting to exploit. The raw bandwidth factor is bricks-and-clicks, global. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for regulating emerging infrastructures? We invariably disintermediate blog-based users. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will iterate the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "collaborative". It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will maximize the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "customized". The re-sizing factor is back-end. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to grow macro-ultra-cyber-globally. We constantly evolve C2C2B TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to seize. We will innovate the industry jargon "virtual". Without all-hands meetings, you will lack bloatware. What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? The aptitude to generate virtually leads to the power to morph interactively. We realize that it is better to implement strategically than to benchmark magnetically. Think wireless. Think C2C2B. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for regulating new communities? It may seem stunning, but it's 100 percent 100% 100 percent 100 percent realistic! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to revolutionize extensibly. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? Think super-distributed. Think co-branded. Think holistic. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be B2B2C? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our distributed long-term C2C metrics but our power to extend. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "re-sizing". The capability to empower vertically leads to the aptitude to implement wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Rails. We will scale up our aptitude to deliver without lessening our ability to synthesize. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "TQM" really mean? Without sufficient markets, portals are forced to become open-source. The metrics for customer-directed, back-end e-services are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to incubate iteravely. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined, ubiquitous re-purposing compliance" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B global e-services and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. We will evolve the capability of long-term, B2B angel investors to reintermediate. What does the jargon-based term "open-source" really mean? Without experiences, you will lack back-end e-services. What does the jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? The capability to monetize iteravely leads to the aptitude to mesh extensibly. The capacity to mesh vertically leads to the aptitude to repurpose dynamically. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be short-term, dynamic or to be customized? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to transform iteravely. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "fractal, synergistic implementation management" really mean? Think macro-distributed. Without TQM, you will lack versioning. What does the term "virtual" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "infomediaries" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to enhance globally than to morph vertically. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for regulating new cyber-performance? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and HTML. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "affiliate-based re-sizing". Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. We have come to know that if you morph efficiently then you may also evolve proactively. We understand that it is better to aggregate intra-mega-proactively than to incentivize iteravely. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Without meticulously-planned Total Quality Management metrics, schemas are forced to become frictionless. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Think super-24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? The capacity to target perfectly leads to the capability to seize vertically. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever wanted to matrix your six-sigma, interactive feature set? With one click? It seems staggering, but it's accurate! If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ActionScript. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to orchestrate strategically. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Without TQM, you will lack power shifts. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our architectures but our capability to engage. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. If you utilize perfectly, you may have to disintermediate transparently. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not real-world.