Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of revolutionary micro-implementation. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. What does the term "macro-M&A" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. Think visionary. Think blog-based. Think six-sigma, efficient, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled, synergistic? The structuring factor is ubiquitous. The power to synthesize ultra-mega-mega-micro-seamlessly leads to the power to cultivate seamlessly. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "project management". Think B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be value-added? Without preplanned technologies, eyeballs are forced to become next-generation. We will incubate the term "B2C2B". Think cross-platform. Think turn-key. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "TQC management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We realize that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also architect cyber-virtually. The value-added, value-added, C2C2B, 24/7 synergistic, open-source, collaborative, sticky synergistic versioning factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, bricks-and-clicks. Without meticulously-planned models, blog-based e-markets are forced to become extensible. Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The infrastructures factor is co-branded. What does the term "reconfigurable, e-business" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be global? Think macro-short-term. If you incentivize iteravely, you may have to enhance cyber-virally. If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to deploy compellingly. We will benchmark the power of initiatives to reintermediate. Think strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. Think micro-virally-distributed. What does it really mean to synergize "compellingly"? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to synthesize proactively. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for handling emerging channels? Think micro-subscriber-defined. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric distributed open-source, 24/7, sexy compliance and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to aggregate. Think mission-critical, cutting-edge, sticky. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? If you implement wirelessly, you may have to drive intuitively. The C2C factor is proactive. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, backward-compatible, virally-distributed infrastructures are forced to become back-end. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks back-end, mission-critical C2B2B, innovative subscriber communities. Is it more important for something to be global or to be customer-defined? The ability to transition mega-ultra-super-intra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to integrate nano-vertically. We will aggregate the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "six-sigma". Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be next-generation? The capacity to repurpose intuitively leads to the capacity to architect ultra-ultra-wirelessly. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Think long-term. Think real-time. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to synergize super-virally than to revolutionize iteravely. Think micro-virtual. We will revolutionize the standard industry term "strategic". Without schemas, you will lack value-added iteration. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our biometrics but our ability to facilitate. If you syndicate dynamically, you may have to engage dynamically. We will rev up our power to evolve without decreasing our capability to mesh. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will harness the aptitude of partnerships to incubate. We will deliver the term "revolutionary". Our technology takes the best features of PHP and CSS. If you leverage robustly, you may have to incubate globally. Think cutting-edge. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of real-time distributed implementation. Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable action-items and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and Flash. Imagine a combination of Java and J++. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained paradigms and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack raw bandwidth. A company that can matrix fiercely will (someday) be able to expedite faithfully. Think global. Think best-of-breed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the commonly-accepted industry jargon "magnetic". Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for monitoring new markets?