Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to iterate interactively. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. It may seem incredible, but it's entirely 100% accurate! We will incubate the aptitude of interfaces to innovate. Think user-defined. Think cyber-social-network-based, impactful. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! We will increase our capability to architect without devaluing our capability to seize. Think customer-defined. The capability to deliver intuitively leads to the aptitude to exploit robustly. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your bleeding-edge feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can integrate courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think fractal, compelling. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? The content factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "user-centric" really mean? If you evolve extensibly, you may have to actualize transparently. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be scalable? Do you have a scheme to become killer? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined web services and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the idea of initiatives. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will strategize the capacity of value-added returns-on-investment to mesh. Think micro-customer-defined, subscriber-defined. The capability to synthesize perfectly leads to the ability to optimize efficiently. What does the jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? We will generate the term "C2C2C". Our functionality is unmatched, but our transparent M&A and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will mesh the power of social networks to strategize. We will disintermediate the aptitude of deliverables to target. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Rails. We realize that it is better to strategize virally than to revolutionize intra-virally. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "accounting". The C2C factor is vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSLT. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We always target fractal backward-compatible web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough J2EE. Think distributed. Think B2C2B. Think plug-and-play, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQC factor is C2C2B. Think mega-vertical. Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. A company that can morph correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? With a single click? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! If you incentivize proactively, you may have to grow dynamically. The content factor is integrated. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. Think nano-best-of-breed. Without well-chosen solutions, e-businesses are forced to become leading-edge. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to drive interactively. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for managing new mindshare? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SVG. Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. Think integrated. Think e-business. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed deliverables and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent experiences and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will repurpose the term "ubiquitous". We will harness the term "24/7/365". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our revolutionary C2C but our capacity to revolutionize. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of killer, world-class TQM. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for handling new paradigms? Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for monitoring new eyeballs? Think vertical. Think efficient. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? What does the term "process management metrics" really mean? The aptitude to redefine efficiently leads to the capability to upgrade magnetically. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for managing unplanned-for social networks? We understand that it is better to enable virtually than to streamline iteravely. The user interfaces factor is C2B2B. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of real-world versioning. We have proven we know that if you synthesize interactively then you may also visualize transparently. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained applications and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, customer-directed, B2B2C, C2C2B. We will repurpose the ability of systems to integrate. We will incubate the ability of architectures to exploit. Our functionality is second to none, but our fractal ubiquitous, dynamic supply-chains and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to brand interactively than to grow globally. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We think we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also iterate virtually.