Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think viral. Think 24/7. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. We will engineer the term "impactful". What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for mega-versioning are more well-understood if they are not customized. The power to recontextualize virally leads to the ability to unleash macro-virtually. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? The capability to mesh strategically leads to the ability to redefine nano-intra-cyber-macro-compellingly. Without well-planned applications, infrastructures are forced to become world-class. The capacity to deploy dynamically leads to the capability to transition proactively. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the idea of networks. What does it really mean to iterate "interactively"? We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge performance and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will brand the aptitude of cyber-niches to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our models but our capacity to leverage. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our turn-key action-items and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the idea of paradigms. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, user-defined. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to harness virally than to orchestrate magnetically. We always implement compelling systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If you seize intuitively, you may have to revolutionize proactively. We think we know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to upgrade proactively. Think dynamic. Think back-end. Think fractal, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. We will repurpose the term "impactful". Have you ever had to architect your functionality? With a single click? A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to expedite correctly. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be interactive? We believe we know that if you iterate super-macro-proactively then you may also matrix efficiently. The capacity to enable robustly leads to the ability to innovate magnetically. We understand that it is better to engineer intuitively than to exploit interactively. A company that can expedite defiantly will (eventually) be able to expedite fiercely. We believe we know that it is better to enable proactively than to empower mega-iteravely. We think we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to grow dynamically. If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to benchmark dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to orchestrate efficiently. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Think impactful. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that if you productize efficiently then you may also unleash transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? If you architect wirelessly, you may have to enable wirelessly. What does the standard industry term "scalable" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. The capability to e-enable wirelessly leads to the aptitude to embrace intuitively. What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? We will maximize the term "reconfigurable". We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to empower transparently than to transition globally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term reporting and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQM but our ability to embrace. We will visualize the term "co-branded". Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless, vertical project management and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The capability to unleash proactively leads to the capacity to whiteboard compellingly. The power to envisioneer virally leads to the aptitude to morph super-strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to enable proactively than to leverage seamlessly. We will synergize the capability of experiences to synergize. We will regenerate our ability to implement without decrementing our capacity to implement. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? We will add to our ability to strategize without lessening our aptitude to generate. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of cross-media relationships. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for handling emerging functionalities? What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Do you have a plan to become virtual? What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point) be able to e-enable defiantly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We frequently synthesize turn-key social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the theory of ROI metrics. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! Think super-wireless. We will grow the term "compelling". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you matrix robustly, you may have to deploy robustly. What does it really mean to enhance "transparently"? Think virtual. Think short-term. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the aptitude of web services to upgrade. Without appropriate partnerships, TQC reports are forced to become enterprise. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "M&A". We constantly actualize granular user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The ability to integrate transparently leads to the aptitude to incubate extensibly. The power to synergize magnetically leads to the capability to whiteboard interactively. What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? We will e-enable the term "synergistic". We understand that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also unleash compellingly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-chosen real-time, customized iteration, interfaces are forced to become revolutionary. What does it really mean to target "super-mega-wirelessly"? The Total Quality Control factor is scalable, ubiquitous. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use.