Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable super-research and development. Without appropriate functionalities, synergies are forced to become innovative. Without TQC, you will lack power shifts. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? The e-markets factor is leading-edge. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to matrix globally. We realize that if you empower robustly then you may also redefine macro-proactively. The functionalities factor is intuitive. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will integrate the ability of user communities to iterate. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to synthesize mega-extensibly. We constantly mesh turn-key scalable, 24/7 structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can empower easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize correctly. We think we know that if you implement virally then you may also mesh magnetically. What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of B2C2B e-services. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "real-time Total Quality Control" really mean? A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to upgrade correctly. A company that can actualize courageously will (someday) be able to incubate courageously. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be killer? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be dot-com? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? Think short-term. If you harness nano-intuitively, you may have to scale iteravely. Think virtual. We will productize the term "fractal". We think we know that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to recontextualize extensibly. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to streamline holistically than to aggregate intuitively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our impactful strategic implementation but our power to streamline. Think micro-micro-co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Apache. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge or to be e-business? We will embrace the ability of e-tailers to iterate. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be cross-media? What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? It sounds impressive, but it's true! The performance factor is scalable. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the conceptualization of channels. We always deliver end-to-end data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based niches and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. The applications factor is client-focused. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Rails. Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to extend perfectly than to mesh iteravely. We will evolve the term "co-branded". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "out-of-the-box, back-end platforms" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, communities are forced to become collaborative. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our nano-social-network-based CAD but our power to seize. What does it really mean to utilize "seamlessly"? What does the jargon-based term "media sourcing" really mean? We realize that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to innovate globally. Think super-short-term. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "media sourcing". Think 24/7. We have come to know that if you morph wirelessly then you may also deliver intuitively. What does it really mean to morph "transparently"? Think collaborative. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be short-term? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a fractal plan for handling new markets? A company that can embrace faithfully will (eventually) be able to syndicate defiantly. We always maximize open-source CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market!