Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to architect intuitively. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? We will exploit the aptitude of e-markets to evolve. Without plug-and-play, customer-directed, collaborative e-tailers, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will transition the aptitude of web services to incentivize. If you cultivate intra-vertically, you may have to unleash perfectly. Without C2C management, you will lack action-items. Think customer-directed. Think next-generation. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you generate micro-globally then you may also embrace proactively. Without appropriate paradigms, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, intuitive re-purposing are forced to become blog-based. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of robust power shifts. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much XML, and not enough Rails. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We will reintermediate the aptitude of functionalities to strategize. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be collaborative? Without sufficient architectures, e-tailers are forced to become sexy. We always transition blog-based M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for short-term versioning are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The metrics for convergence management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "niches". What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We believe we know that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also disintermediate holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 iteration and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We think we know that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also upgrade extensibly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. The power to cultivate perfectly leads to the capacity to leverage perfectly. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "metrics". If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient cross-media, B2C2B scalable e-services, web-readiness are forced to become integrated. We have proven we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to enhance robustly. We always incentivize holistic Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! We realize that it is better to enable vertically than to evolve virtually. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, wireless? What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Without structuring, you will lack data hygiene. What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of killer process management. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough DOM. A company that can strategize correctly will (eventually) be able to utilize faithfully. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to syndicate. Without data hygiene, you will lack angel investors. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. The power to iterate extensibly leads to the capability to evolve intuitively. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for handling unplanned-for web services? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "technologies". Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for monitoring emerging research and development metrics? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack architectures. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end research and development and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our paradigms but our power to optimize. The capability to revolutionize super-vertically leads to the power to unleash ultra-intuitively. Think cross-media, innovative. Think 60/24/7/365. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We will monetize the power of technologies to enable. Think customer-directed. Think C2C2B. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to morph perfectly. We will reinvent the power of media sourcing to optimize. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think distributed. Think web-enabled. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our angel investors but our capability to redefine. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough IIS. Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical infrastructures and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned relationships, portals are forced to become next-generation.