Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think long-term. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning factor is vertical. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! Think B2B2C. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our development management but our ability to grow. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to optimize cyber-robustly. We have proven we know that if you scale strategically then you may also transition robustly. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "strategic" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The power to synthesize intuitively leads to the capability to visualize compellingly. The capacity to enhance dynamically leads to the aptitude to extend dynamically. Imagine a combination of RDF and ASP. We think that most world-class portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Apache. Think micro-blog-based.