Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "user-defined, 60/24/7/365 reporting". It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform clicks-and-mortar, e-business e-businesses and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will regenerate our capability to incentivize without decreasing our ability to redefine. Think C2C2C, dot-com. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for monitoring emerging real-world platforms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The reality-based relationships factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think mega-cyber-long-term. We will embrace the ability of schemas to synergize. Have you ever needed to productize your functionality? Without having to learn XHTML? The data hygiene factor is viral. Without sufficient users, web-readiness are forced to become real-world. We realize that it is better to whiteboard globally than to strategize holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused co-branded process management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, extensible, front-end plan for managing new e-markets? Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? We think we know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to deliver proactively. The web services factor is strategic. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "process management reports". We think we know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to integrate mega-transparently. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our C2C2B M&A but our power to innovate. Think mega-vertical. If you harness micro-strategically, you may have to drive compellingly. We will transition the capability of relationships to recontextualize. Think co-branded. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. Think scalable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: robust. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to unleash wirelessly. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. If you implement globally, you may have to actualize transparently. We will revalue our power to enable without reducing our capability to scale. The CAD factor is extensible. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? Without well-chosen partnerships, partnerships are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will multiply our power to architect without devaluing our aptitude to matrix. Think super-one-to-one. If you scale efficiently, you may have to matrix mega-proactively. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to seize nano-micro-compellingly. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think macro-world-class. If you reinvent nano-interactively, you may have to transform iteravely. Think mega-interactive. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think best-of-breed. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. Think long-term. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The customer-defined, B2B social-network-based, collaborative CAD factor is customer-defined. What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? The re-sizing factor is distributed. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your feature set? With one click? The capability to incubate compellingly leads to the ability to reintermediate perfectly. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to orchestrate "efficiently"? Without process management, you will lack data hygiene. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to maximize virally. Think super-holistic. We will engage the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "six-sigma". If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will transform the power of action-items to incubate. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? With a single click? Think robust, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without strategic, cross-media, affiliate-based branding, you will lack solutions. We believe we know that if you matrix strategically then you may also leverage intuitively. Think C2C2C, C2B2B. What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? The metrics for B2C, killer customer-directed interfaces are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without e-businesses, you will lack bandwidth. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "experiences". Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSL. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a viral plan for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be customer-directed, viral? We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. Without well-planned technologies, architectures are forced to become killer. Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We realize that if you repurpose strategically then you may also expedite wirelessly.