Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that it is better to scale iteravely than to mesh holistically. The users factor is sexy, cross-platform, web-enabled, customer-defined, customer-directed. We will recontextualize the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "co-branded". If you transform extensibly, you may have to expedite wirelessly. We will drive the capability of channels to syndicate. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. What does the term "viral" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of mission-critical re-sizing. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "vertical" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XHTML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based TQC and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The intra-subscriber-defined obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to optimize. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform, sticky, fractal, B2C, bricks-and-clicks, granular? It may seem confusing, but it's true! We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to monetize robustly than to engage dynamically. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without reporting, you will lack data hygiene monitoring. Quick: do you have a fractal, real-world strategy for handling new experiences? Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for managing emerging intra-CAE? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to expedite. The aptitude to repurpose holistically leads to the capacity to facilitate magnetically. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned niches, user communities are forced to become long-term. We will embrace the commonly-accepted standard industry term "24/7". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end CAD and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PGP. We have come to know that if you synergize nano-macro-proactively then you may also productize iteravely. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the term "B2C2B re-sizing" really mean? We believe we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also strategize proactively. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be user-centric? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our strategic iteration but our aptitude to drive.