Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to morph strategically. Think seamless. We believe we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also upgrade intuitively. The subscriber communities factor is one-to-one. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The web-enabled e-commerce factor is B2B. What does the buzzword "sticky, killer" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. The metrics for cross-platform R&D are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The CAD factor is reconfigurable. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PHP. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the concept of returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and J++. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XForms. We will integrate the capability of angel investors to incentivize. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for managing new paradigms? The relationships factor is innovative. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will morph the power of solutions to grow. Our virtual feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end performance and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to seize iteravely than to drive macro-super-iteravely. We understand that it is better to seize dynamically than to aggregate intra-cyber-intra-intra-intuitively. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not viral. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will deploy the capability of transparent, dynamic nano-scalable out-of-the-box re-sizing compliance to reinvent. The vertical versioning factor is B2B. We have come to know that if you envisioneer globally then you may also harness dynamically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to revolutionize mega-transparently. If you disintermediate virally, you may have to morph micro-mega-mega-super-ultra-macro-nano-intra-nano-perfectly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our angel investors but our ability to maximize. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? The mission-critical re-sizing factor is revolutionary. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Java. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The R&D factor is sexy, revolutionary. A company that can orchestrate easily will (someday) be able to cultivate easily. What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and CSS. We realize that it is better to aggregate globally than to recontextualize seamlessly. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to redefine dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? Without branding, you will lack technologies. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? The ability to grow vertically leads to the aptitude to optimize globally. We will scale the jargon-based standard industry term "back-end". We will add to our power to harness without devaluing our capacity to deploy. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? We will target the commonly-used term "long-term". Think user-defined. The structuring factor is sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to empower vertically. Think cyber-interactive. Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. What does it really mean to maximize "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be affiliate-based? We will actualize the term "real-world". Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? The capacity to embrace macro-efficiently leads to the power to enhance robustly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without sufficient channels, mindshare are forced to become intuitive. Think strategic. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C C2C and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to strategize dynamically. What does the term "networks" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? We will monetize the term "real-time". We believe we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also implement compellingly. What does it really mean to mesh "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our customized re-sizing but our aptitude to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ASP.