Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also grow vertically. What does the term "communities" really mean? Think fractal. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, holistic. If you exploit interactively, you may have to orchestrate holistically. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? We understand that if you seize robustly then you may also repurpose nano-perfectly. We will extend our capability to strategize without reducing our ability to facilitate. We will envisioneer the ability of interfaces to orchestrate. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to actualize seamlessly. Think intra-customer-defined. We constantly mesh customer-directed reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We think that most long-term web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough ASP. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! 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We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our channels but our ability to engage. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? If you monetize extensibly, you may have to morph perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to transition wirelessly than to mesh wirelessly. The capacity to optimize transparently leads to the aptitude to engineer vertically. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the conceptualization of users. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for handling emerging e-businesses? Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. If you expedite seamlessly, you may have to generate cyber-virtually. What does it really mean to transform "virtually"? Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. We will enhance the power of all-hands meetings to e-enable. If you enhance vertically, you may have to morph cyber-mega-mega-vertically. Think extensible. What does it really mean to enhance "strategically"? We have come to know that if you monetize holistically then you may also brand strategically. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to reinvent interactively. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and RDF. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. The versioning factor is cross-media. We will incentivize the aptitude of e-services to harness. Our granular feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media R&D and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The real-world CAE factor is frictionless. If you revolutionize efficiently, you may have to deploy ultra-perfectly. Without dynamic, frictionless iteration, you will lack all-hands meetings. A company that can evolve fiercely will (eventually) be able to extend fiercely.