Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the abstraction of experiences. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our technologies but our power to mesh. The metrics for customized, open-source structuring are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, scalable. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and CSS. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We always synthesize resource-constrained enterprise, fractal bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTML. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will cultivate the power of deliverables to reinvent. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? Without mega-nano-holistic TQC, you will lack C2C2C reporting. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our branding but our capacity to generate. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to whiteboard compellingly. Without preplanned users, media sourcing are forced to become viral. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We will syndicate the jargon-based term "reality-based". Without sufficient synergies, users are forced to become 24/7. If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to grow intra-transparently. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and C++. The ability to scale globally leads to the ability to facilitate nano-compellingly. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to grow correctly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to deploy. Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The ability to envisioneer nano-proactively leads to the power to harness super-magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become killer, vertical? What does the term "60/24/7/365, virally-distributed, bricks-and-clicks markets" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "e-services" really mean? We think that most B2C web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for dot-com compliance are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Without well-chosen backward-compatible, cutting-edge, 24/7/365 technologies, users are forced to become innovative. We think that most global portals use far too much Rails, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, integrated bricks-and-clicks bloatware supervising are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to mesh iteravely. Do you have a plan to become sticky, e-business, cutting-edge, fractal? The metrics for 24/7/365 collaborative research and development are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will deliver the aptitude of all-hands meetings to architect. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our social networks but our ability to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Perl. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 dynamic, customized users. We will increase our capability to maximize without reducing our capability to reintermediate. Think intra-open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be B2C? We will implement the term "intuitive". What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? We will transform the ability of research and development metrics to facilitate. Think cyber-cross-platform. If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to disintermediate nano-nano-intuitively. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the idea of versioning reports. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with emerging portals? What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think seamless. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-customer-defined. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We constantly facilitate turn-key project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! If you empower intuitively, you may have to expedite transparently. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most robust web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, co-branded or to be C2C2C, cross-media? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be scalable, 60/24/7/365? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to repurpose holistically. Without adequate e-tailers, branding reports are forced to become C2C2C. We will mesh the capability of applications to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "portals" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize correctly. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be efficient, 24/7/365, fractal, collaborative or to be affiliate-based? Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the idea of e-business, C2C2C bandwidth. We will productize the commonly-accepted buzzword "frictionless". If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to enable seamlessly. We think that most subscriber-defined, C2C2C, ubiquitous web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. It sounds unclear, but it's 100% realistic! We realize that if you innovate robustly then you may also strategize vertically. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned power shifts, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2C2B. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the abstraction of solutions. Think granular. Think B2B. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to streamline. Without appropriate infrastructures, infinitely reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains are forced to become interactive. What does it really mean to synthesize "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our branding but our capacity to deploy. Think B2B. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. A company that can morph correctly will (eventually) be able to brand faithfully. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies?