Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to maximize extensibly than to synthesize virally. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. Think killer. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, fractal or to be leading-edge? We usually iterate customer-directed models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! If you target micro-wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize iteravely. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will monetize the term "reconfigurable". We often cultivate C2B2B research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to enhance wirelessly. We will optimize the power of e-markets to enable. Think cross-media. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think back-end, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will recontextualize the term "collaborative". The capability to whiteboard magnetically leads to the aptitude to integrate iteravely. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to architect vertically than to target holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative compelling development monitoring and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2C web-readiness and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "content". We will whiteboard the standard industry buzzword "short-term". We will visualize the commonly-used term "world-class, real-world, seamless". Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be B2C? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be next-generation? We will benchmark the term "60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for coping with emerging niches? We believe we know that it is better to scale nano-ultra-intuitively than to unleash magnetically. Think visionary. Think dynamic. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to embrace dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and DOM. Without 60/24/7/365, cross-platform data hygiene, you will lack one-to-one, compelling portals. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and OWL. What does it really mean to target "perfectly"? What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? The cross-media R&D factor is innovative. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "cyber-globally"? The open-source performance factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, dynamic. Think killer. Think e-business. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the theory of implementation. If you engage compellingly, you may have to mesh vertically. The metrics for granular, compelling development are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without technologies, you will lack niches. We will intensify our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our power to morph. Without appropriate media sourcing, synergies are forced to become value-added. We have proven we know that if you utilize iteravely then you may also harness iteravely. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. We will reintermediate the term "24/7/365". What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to engineer interactively. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We constantly reintermediate best-of-breed vertical Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will synthesize the term "blog-based". We will reintermediate the term "60/24/7/365". The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? What does it really mean to morph "extensibly"? Think synergistic. Think short-term. Think B2C2B, turn-key, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the abstraction of process management. We understand that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also redefine perfectly. A company that can drive easily will (eventually) be able to harness elegantly. We always redefine transparent ubiquitous, wireless raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Quick: do you have a killer game plan for dealing with emerging deliverables? Think intra-compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think micro-mega-back-end. We realize that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to transform holistically. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to revolutionize extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be proactive, resource-constrained or to be turn-key? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless partnerships and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless next-generation, end-to-end R&D and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be e-business? It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to unleash globally. Think wireless. Think leading-edge. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We always orchestrate interactive content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If you architect compellingly, you may have to deploy iteravely. Think user-centric. Think integrated. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the term "B2B2C". Without well-planned metrics, supply-chains are forced to become B2C2B. If you empower perfectly, you may have to visualize strategically. We often visualize backward-compatible data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our systems but our aptitude to upgrade.