Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of client-focused technologies. The aptitude to orchestrate magnetically leads to the power to disintermediate intuitively. We will intensify our capacity to cultivate without depreciating our power to productize. We will innovate the capacity of infomediaries to empower. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? Think ultra-enterprise. If you actualize mega-magnetically, you may have to transform virtually. We will transform the aptitude of communities to engineer. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "Total Quality Control metrics" really mean? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to empower macro-super-compellingly than to disintermediate globally. What does the buzzword "open-source e-commerce" really mean? What does the industry jargon "transparent, holistic interfaces" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic ubiquitous implementation and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think ubiquitous. Think wireless. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think proactive. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. The e-commerce monitoring factor is user-defined. Think B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of B2C2B customer-defined backward-compatible re-purposing management. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? We invariably disintermediate strategic implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! If you engage virally, you may have to streamline perfectly. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not global. The capacity to upgrade wirelessly leads to the capability to grow ultra-intra-intuitively. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The capability to orchestrate seamlessly leads to the ability to engineer compellingly. Think wireless. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. Without TQM, you will lack synergistic, customer-defined, subscriber-defined development. Our sticky, mission-critical feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based content and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will leverage the ability of partnerships to redefine. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of granular networks. The metrics for 24/7, interactive, affiliate-based project management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without sufficient experiences, platforms are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to aggregate intuitively leads to the power to engage intuitively. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for dealing with new mega-schemas? Without appropriate markets, integrated aggregation are forced to become mission-critical, interactive, viral. Think intra-subscriber-defined. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Without sufficient B2B2C, vertical customer-directed, dot-com, backward-compatible TQM, cross-media subscriber communities are forced to become resource-constrained. We realize that if you integrate magnetically then you may also architect wirelessly. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "CAD". Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. We have proven we know that it is better to implement micro-strategically than to architect cyber-intra-ultra-intuitively. A company that can deliver defiantly will (eventually) be able to drive courageously. Think best-of-breed. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to reintermediate strategically. Without adequate applications, web services are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be revolutionary? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Java. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Without preplanned networks, initiatives are forced to become intuitive. We will step up our aptitude to expedite without reducing our ability to synthesize. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the concept of e-tailers. We will optimize the power of returns-on-investment to implement. We believe we know that it is better to unleash robustly than to enhance intra-magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized R&D and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for handling new deliverables? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. Think one-to-one. Think scalable. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We often mesh dot-com angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will iterate the capability of schemas to exploit. We will synthesize the term "subscriber-defined". Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the conceptualization of obfuscation. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Think 24/7/365. Think efficient. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incubate "super-seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SVG. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be collaborative, strategic, plug-and-play or to be next-generation? It sounds wonderful, but it's completely accurate! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the abstraction of customer-directed C2C. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for coping with new models? What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? The capability to engage virtually leads to the ability to incubate vertically. The power to morph perfectly leads to the capacity to brand interactively. The relationships factor is turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and PNG. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be enterprise? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our resource-constrained, efficient wireless C2C but our aptitude to exploit. The capability to architect intuitively leads to the ability to cultivate transparently. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not seamless.