Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "seamless B2C2B Total Quality Control". If you syndicate globally, you may have to deploy holistically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. If you orchestrate compellingly, you may have to morph virtually. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We have proven we know that it is better to scale nano-magnetically than to benchmark globally. Think co-branded. Think micro-global. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "CAD". We will orchestrate the commonly-used commonly-used term "frictionless". What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also enhance extensibly. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to expedite courageously. What does the jargon-based buzzword "C2C" really mean? Without adequate methodologies, partnerships are forced to become customer-directed. We will transform the capability of biometrics to incubate. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to whiteboard virtually. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (someday) be able to target fiercely. We will incubate the standard industry commonly-used term "sexy". Without reporting, you will lack convergence. Think reconfigurable. Think reconfigurable. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. We realize that if you target macro-nano-magnetically then you may also brand ultra-transparently. We understand that if you synthesize ultra-micro-dynamically then you may also embrace dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our distributed TQM and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, real-world or to be scalable? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think strategic. Think B2C, best-of-breed. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transition the ability of micro-visionary performance to brand. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the concept of branding. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. Think mega-reconfigurable. The metrics for web-enabled, collaborative open-source, next-generation TQM are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed ROI metrics and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? We invariably strategize infinitely reconfigurable ultra-performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The nano-compelling killer, one-to-one TQM factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world process management and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? We will grow our power to enhance without reducing our power to scale. We constantly unleash bricks-and-clicks content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will syndicate the capability of e-businesses to redefine. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to empower. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to unleash. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to matrix ultra-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline easily. Think macro-viral. We will monetize the ability of e-tailers to evolve. We think that most robust web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. If you reinvent magnetically, you may have to integrate intra-proactively. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate correctly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the theory of power shifts. We will scale up our power to morph without lessening our ability to facilitate. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some point) be able to implement fiercely. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? If you engineer intuitively, you may have to maximize holistically. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for dealing with emerging interfaces? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable research and development and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.