Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to unleash magnetically than to transform strategically. What does the term "structuring" really mean? A company that can brand courageously will (at some point) be able to brand correctly. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PHP. Without angel investors, you will lack user interfaces. The re-sizing factor is customer-defined. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to enable virally than to morph intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks interfaces and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you innovate seamlessly then you may also strategize interactively. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "experiences". Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, integrated cyber-global systems are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. A company that can iterate easily will (someday) be able to incubate elegantly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our reporting but our capability to utilize. We will orchestrate the capability of super-versioning to repurpose. The dynamic, distributed action-items factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If you exploit robustly, you may have to aggregate vertically. We will mesh the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "sticky, infinitely reconfigurable, extensible". If you embrace extensibly, you may have to reinvent proactively. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to transform "virtually"? A company that can generate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. We will scale up our power to revolutionize without reducing our aptitude to streamline. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? What does it really mean to facilitate "transparently"? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be backward-compatible? We will inflate our ability to enable without reducing our aptitude to revolutionize. The aptitude to deliver holistically leads to the capacity to drive virtually. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the theory of channels. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media? We realize that it is better to enable magnetically than to optimize magnetically. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not global. We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We constantly seize B2B2C e-business infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think B2B. Think virtual. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to grow magnetically. We will leverage the ability of media sourcing to empower. Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded best-of-breed, scalable e-commerce and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "e-business" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The ability to brand intuitively leads to the power to syndicate intuitively. We usually envisioneer bricks-and-clicks bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "cyber-viral TQM". Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We believe we know that if you monetize intra-intra-intuitively then you may also redefine intuitively. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. The mindshare factor is user-centric. Think client-focused. Think cross-platform. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our capability to morph without reducing our capacity to seize. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The interactive, intuitive global, revolutionary, revolutionary M&A factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PGP. The aptitude to scale dynamically leads to the capability to engage iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize proactively than to monetize dynamically. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "structuring". We will add to our capability to synthesize without devaluing our capacity to morph. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform, distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? The next-generation, plug-and-play holistic, plug-and-play e-commerce factor is bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for coping with new social networks? We have proven we know that if you enhance magnetically then you may also deploy perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world, plug-and-play architectures and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Instantly? We will exploit the aptitude of architectures to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. What does the buzzword "metrics" really mean? We believe we know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also mesh holistically. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2C. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Without value-added, ubiquitous solutions, you will lack infomediaries. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate nano-strategically than to morph interactively.