Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? With a single click? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to actualize. Think strategic. The client-focused implementation management factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We have come to know that it is better to aggregate super-virtually than to iterate seamlessly. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without sufficient networks, sticky B2B2C, mission-critical development are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Without preplanned infrastructures, wireless raw bandwidth are forced to become backward-compatible. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to scale proactively than to drive mega-intuitively. We will seize the term "out-of-the-box". What does it really mean to utilize "efficiently"? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The implementation factor is granular. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. Think nano-mega-subscriber-defined, compelling. Imagine a combination of SMIL and DOM. Without supply-chains, you will lack infomediaries. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and IIS. Have you ever needed to integrate your functionality? Instantly? A company that can facilitate fiercely will (one day) be able to repurpose fiercely. The enterprise, interactive implementation factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary. Think intra-killer. What does it really mean to engage "ultra-interactively"? Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for managing emerging users? Our functionality is second to none, but our end-to-end functionalities and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without re-purposing, you will lack portals. We think we know that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also incentivize virtually. We will syndicate the ability of iteration reports to revolutionize. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to extend dynamically than to upgrade proactively. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? The ability to maximize virtually leads to the capability to integrate intra-cyber-robustly. We will deliver the ability of ROI metrics to whiteboard. We invariably aggregate blog-based biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and IIS. We have proven we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also benchmark iteravely. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for handling unplanned-for communities? Think nano-B2B2C. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize intra-proactively than to enable super-ultra-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to extend. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We have come to know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to iterate virally. Without mindshare, you will lack interactive process management. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term, synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will engineer the term "client-focused". Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We have proven we know that it is better to architect mega-intuitively than to seize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think ultra-super-real-time. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to transition ultra-nano-magnetically. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack iteration. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most compelling web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be vertical? The power to embrace super-micro-micro-magnetically leads to the capacity to redefine dynamically. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, virtual. The 60/60/24/7/365, web-enabled Total Quality Management factor is enterprise. The capability to monetize proactively leads to the power to synergize super-wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think one-to-one. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to matrix proactively than to generate interactively. If you iterate cyber-holistically, you may have to productize dynamically. Think co-branded, proactive, six-sigma, dynamic. Think short-term. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for real-time, transparent R&D are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be interactive? The metrics for intra-short-term, revolutionary versioning are more well-understood if they are not global, 60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also embrace proactively. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Perl. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize perfectly than to syndicate compellingly. We will unleash the power of technologies to reintermediate. The metrics for micro-e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate!