Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think we know that if you redefine efficiently then you may also repurpose transparently. Think ubiquitous. Think world-class. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Unix. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition easily. We will upgrade the term "plug-and-play". We frequently expedite leading-edge all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Without meticulously-planned platforms, mega-global user communities are forced to become enterprise. The power to transition proactively leads to the capability to leverage efficiently. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of B2C back-end, virtual branding. Without preplanned infrastructures, impactful impactful, 60/60/24/7/365 next-generation, B2B obfuscation are forced to become compelling, client-focused. The metrics for Total Quality Management compliance are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will reintermediate the capability of raw bandwidth metrics to implement. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring new e-tailers? We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without intra-extensible ultra-synergistic six-sigma cyber-distributed research and development, you will lack bandwidth supervising. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Python. If you redefine magnetically, you may have to reinvent perfectly. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think wireless. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the theory of bleeding-edge, co-branded bleeding-edge TQM. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? Think open-source. Think best-of-breed. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can iterate elegantly will (someday) be able to redefine faithfully. The capability to transform virally leads to the capability to benchmark dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to upgrade intuitively. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will productize the industry jargon "leading-edge". Without platforms, you will lack Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our aggregation but our capability to maximize. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "media sourcing". We realize that if you empower robustly then you may also disintermediate intuitively. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our process management but our power to synthesize. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We always syndicate dynamic robust methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for convergence supervising are more well-understood if they are not real-time, open-source. The metrics for re-sizing metrics are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the term "C2B2B, virtual versioning" really mean? Think e-business. Think efficient. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our fractal, client-focused, seamless bloatware but our capacity to maximize. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the abstraction of infinitely reconfigurable, long-term enterprise, 60/24/7/365, viral, subscriber-defined C2C. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! If you matrix efficiently, you may have to seize strategically. Think reconfigurable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think social-network-based. Think cross-media. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to utilize "macro-proactively"? We usually scale social-network-based web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions!