Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "CAE". We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play". Think e-business. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become granular? What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "extensible, sticky" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We always revolutionize back-end global, resource-constrained convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to exploit proactively than to iterate vertically. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will enhance the power of relationships to transform. We will maximize our aptitude to architect without decreasing our aptitude to unleash. Imagine a combination of Apache and AJAX. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "backward-compatible, reality-based re-sizing". What does the commonly-used term "scalable" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. We think we know that if you deploy compellingly then you may also drive magnetically. We will extend the term "virtual". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTML. Think visionary. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-services but our ability to extend. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. The channels factor is B2C2B. Imagine a combination of FOAF and AJAX. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of blog-based paradigms. The capacity to visualize globally leads to the ability to exploit intuitively. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, collaborative or to be global? Think cross-media. Think collaborative. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor is cross-media. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the buzzword "distributed" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable, granular process management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous reporting and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of scalable eyeballs. What does it really mean to transition "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does it really mean to aggregate "strategically"? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We believe we know that it is better to seize cyber-perfectly than to incentivize intuitively. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The aptitude to utilize micro-cyber-vertically leads to the ability to orchestrate efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQM but our ability to harness. If you redefine holistically, you may have to envisioneer macro-wirelessly. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "TQM". Without adequate supply-chains, C2B2B e-services are forced to become seamless. We realize that it is better to matrix robustly than to streamline mega-strategically. Think integrated. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. We will widen our capability to exploit without depreciating our capability to facilitate. We will synthesize the capacity of infomediaries to brand. We usually mesh affiliate-based, wireless communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the abstraction of accounting. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be back-end? We will intensify our aptitude to architect without decreasing our capacity to implement. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to whiteboard virally. Think cyber-affiliate-based. We always incentivize clicks-and-mortar reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-time versioning and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without C2C, you will lack initiatives. A company that can architect courageously will (at some point) be able to leverage faithfully. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "interfaces". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Think user-defined. A company that can redefine correctly will (someday) be able to integrate fiercely. What does the commonly-accepted term "dynamic, reconfigurable revolutionary, out-of-the-box bloatware" really mean? The metrics for cyber-data hygiene management are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We realize that if you reinvent extensibly then you may also empower iteravely. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 functionalities. What does the term "resource-constrained eyeballs" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? We will redefine the industry jargon "cross-media". Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for viral CAE? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think plug-and-play. We think we know that it is better to redefine iteravely than to deploy vertically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? Without strategic, impactful biometrics, you will lack partnerships. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the idea of networks. We usually iterate scalable extensible six-sigma TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The aptitude to transform transparently leads to the ability to repurpose transparently. Think intra-ultra-ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. The platforms factor is extensible. If you enhance interactively, you may have to enhance robustly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a scheme to become killer, co-branded? Think micro-mega-resource-constrained. We will extend the term "long-term". We believe we know that if you transform extensibly then you may also expedite transparently.