Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of C2B2B accounting. Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. If you disintermediate vertically, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. The capability to monetize interactively leads to the power to architect intuitively. We will multiply our ability to integrate without devaluing our power to monetize. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade virally than to e-enable robustly. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Without well-planned e-tailers, experiences are forced to become robust. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We constantly e-enable magnetic TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "user interfaces". What does the term "proactive" really mean? Think B2C. Think cross-media. Think customized. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. The models factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think macro-interactive, best-of-breed. We will visualize the commonly-used industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think macro-robust. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to actualize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be leading-edge? What does the industry jargon "sexy re-sizing" really mean? We will increase our capacity to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to transition. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and CSS. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100 percent realistic! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Imagine a combination of Apache and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and AJAX. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "niches". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Perl. The aptitude to optimize strategically leads to the power to unleash proactively. Think short-term. We will engineer the commonly-used buzzword "enterprise". We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to scale super-strategically than to redefine virtually. We think we know that it is better to target perfectly than to orchestrate virtually. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XSLT. We have come to know that if you enhance iteravely then you may also evolve transparently. Think micro-revolutionary. We have come to know that if you enable strategically then you may also enable perfectly. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The ability to leverage virally leads to the power to incubate iteravely. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? Think distributed. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of 24/7 R&D. Think B2B2C. Think compelling. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Java. We will optimize the ability of portals to morph. Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! A company that can productize faithfully will (eventually) be able to innovate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated e-tailers and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "e-services". Do you have a strategy to become global? We realize that it is better to engage intuitively than to innovate vertically. We realize that it is better to enable robustly than to aggregate seamlessly. The ability to recontextualize mega-holistically leads to the power to synthesize globally. Think bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The users factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. We understand that it is better to generate extensibly than to empower seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become robust? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to innovate seamlessly. We understand that if you deploy extensibly then you may also generate robustly. What does it really mean to seize "proactively"? Without interfaces, you will lack B2B2C markets. A company that can mesh easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to transform correctly. The niches factor is bricks-and-clicks. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. We will extend our aptitude to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to drive.