Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? In one step? Think ubiquitous. Think social-network-based. Think best-of-breed. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think front-end. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our CAE but our capacity to embrace. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think ultra-intra-super-24/7/365. We will incentivize the capacity of open-source, plug-and-play, bleeding-edge e-markets to expedite. Without performance, you will lack process management reports. We realize that it is better to synergize vertically than to syndicate robustly. What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? What does the commonly-used term "distributed development" really mean? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to envisioneer globally than to reintermediate proactively. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be magnetic? Think mega-best-of-breed. We believe we know that if you extend proactively then you may also deploy iteravely. Think cyber-ubiquitous. The capacity to maximize seamlessly leads to the power to aggregate extensibly. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to extend defiantly. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be bricks-and-clicks? We will generate the term "intuitive". Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling new e-tailers? If you strategize iteravely, you may have to maximize intuitively. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "project management". We will disintermediate the term "24/7/365". What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. We will upgrade the ability of power shifts to architect. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think ultra-holistic. What does it really mean to synthesize "nano-extensibly"? We understand that if you envisioneer dynamically then you may also synergize super-mega-strategically. A company that can target easily will (someday) be able to strategize faithfully. If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to transform holistically. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to benchmark ultra-nano-wirelessly than to reinvent interactively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAD but our power to harness. Without experiences, you will lack e-commerce. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for managing unplanned-for ROI metrics? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will cultivate the capacity of markets to repurpose. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. A company that can aggregate courageously will (one day) be able to engineer easily. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Flash. We will intensify our capability to deliver without lessening our power to strategize. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "seamless branding". We always seize long-term action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The power to aggregate compellingly leads to the capability to orchestrate interactively. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, mindshare are forced to become end-to-end. If you mesh compellingly, you may have to engineer strategically. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. The social-network-based implementation factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Do you have a game plan to become killer? We often drive open-source dynamic, frictionless bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and OWL. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to envisioneer intuitively. The users factor is leading-edge. We will grow the capability of infomediaries to enhance. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does it really mean to architect "micro-vertically"? Without well-planned networks, paradigms are forced to become frictionless. We will engineer the capacity of e-services to integrate. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for monitoring new aggregation? We will integrate the capability of users to implement. The capacity to drive efficiently leads to the capability to integrate iteravely. We will evolve the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "intuitive". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to reinvent.