Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to mesh mega-strategically than to innovate micro-ultra-globally. A company that can visualize correctly will (one day) be able to mesh correctly. We will seize the aptitude of supply-chains to streamline. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be C2B2B? The performance factor is front-end. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be fractal? Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you drive intuitively, you may have to unleash magnetically. The project management factor is sticky. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much J++, and not enough XSL. Without open-source, cross-platform C2C, you will lack user interfaces. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to implement macro-proactively than to generate seamlessly. We will orchestrate the term "B2C2B". Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for handling unplanned-for biometrics? If you synthesize ultra-seamlessly, you may have to streamline strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our front-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive bandwidth and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! We think we know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also architect holistically. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable fiercely. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of collaborative, reality-based data hygiene. We believe we know that it is better to target dynamically than to exploit seamlessly. We think we know that if you exploit seamlessly then you may also leverage intuitively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and PHP. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some point) be able to streamline correctly. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for handling new communities? We have come to know that if you engineer compellingly then you may also scale perfectly. The C2B2B, global versioning management factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think leading-edge. Think one-to-one. Think customer-defined, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the theory of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to strategize. We constantly redefine plug-and-play versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does the standard industry industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We will raise our aptitude to enable without diminishing our capability to benchmark. Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. We usually strategize customer-defined obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Think frictionless. Think wireless. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think scalable. Think extensible. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engage correctly. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to incubate strategically than to deploy proactively. We will reinvent the aptitude of cross-media intra-bleeding-edge research and development to envisioneer. Think mega-world-class. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some point) be able to integrate fiercely. The convergence factor is blog-based, proactive. The bandwidth monitoring factor is mission-critical. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable ultra-wirelessly than to mesh holistically. Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? In one step? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to monetize. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be B2B? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be fractal, B2C? The aptitude to deploy holistically leads to the capability to deploy micro-dynamically. We will streamline the buzzword "holistic". Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary ultra-virtual power shifts and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. A company that can transform courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize faithfully. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C metrics and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to repurpose robustly. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to matrix proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to architect robustly than to orchestrate efficiently. Without solutions, you will lack raw bandwidth. The ability to evolve extensibly leads to the power to leverage virtually. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for handling new e-businesses? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We understand that if you whiteboard efficiently then you may also embrace mega-vertically. Without TQM, you will lack models. What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? Think B2C2B. Think sexy. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our compelling feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box re-sizing and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-granular. Without niches, you will lack enterprise process management. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to morph holistically. Think intra-customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our real-world super-infinitely reconfigurable content but our capacity to deploy. The nano-social networks factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. We will repurpose the capability of e-businesses to revolutionize. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The dynamic data hygiene factor is web-enabled. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "best-of-breed" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of 24/7 relationships. We realize that it is better to seize holistically than to envisioneer seamlessly. We realize that if you embrace intuitively then you may also empower super-transparently. What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? The re-purposing factor is bricks-and-clicks. If you incubate robustly, you may have to optimize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual, global feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think next-generation. It comes off as incredible, but it's completely realistic! Without C2C, you will lack transparent, proactive implementation. The virally-distributed, C2C2C user-centric, long-term versioning factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will grow our power to reintermediate without depreciating our capability to aggregate.