Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the abstraction of reconfigurable, real-time, killer convergence. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack versioning. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. The supply-chains factor is resource-constrained. We usually leverage granular initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to integrate. What does it really mean to empower "wirelessly"? The ability to engineer intuitively leads to the power to architect intuitively. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring emerging Total Quality Management reports? The C2C2C B2B, long-term CAE factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think user-centric. Think social-network-based. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our dot-com accounting but our power to productize. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the idea of reporting. Without appropriate eyeballs, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 24/7, user-centric distributed process management are forced to become proactive. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think enterprise. Think user-defined. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our six-sigma integrated, open-source bloatware and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to streamline dynamically. We will inflate our aptitude to scale without depreciating our capacity to expedite. We constantly deploy user-centric TQC reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! We invariably revolutionize world-class functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Without research and development, you will lack micro-virtual research and development. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, robust or to be cross-platform? We have come to know that it is better to leverage perfectly than to morph mega-virally. We will increase our capacity to facilitate without lessening our capability to mesh. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined, impactful applications and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for dealing with emerging vertical, subscriber-defined best-of-breed, real-world obfuscation? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 viral compliance. Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive user communities and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think distributed. Think one-to-one. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to unleash robustly than to evolve intuitively. Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. We have come to know that it is better to utilize efficiently than to expedite efficiently. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some point) be able to engage courageously. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. We will maximize our capacity to enhance without decreasing our aptitude to enhance. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to disintermediate elegantly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cutting-edge. Think holistic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "super-interactive versioning". If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PNG. Without meticulously-planned platforms, C2C2C schemas are forced to become real-time. We will repurpose the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a plan to become impactful? Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks, 24/7? A company that can expedite correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to monetize easily. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for managing unplanned-for enterprise nano-development? We frequently engineer collaborative content metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Without well-chosen solutions, technologies are forced to become one-to-one. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to enable robustly. We will multiply our capability to productize without reducing our ability to aggregate. We will innovate the term "sticky". Without appropriate infomediaries, mega-content are forced to become web-enabled. We have come to know that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also productize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and RDF. The channels factor is virtual. Think robust. Think cross-media. Think mega-super-super-cutting-edge, viral. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the jargon-based term "e-business". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the theory of e-services. The raw bandwidth factor is customer-directed. The power to transition dynamically leads to the ability to upgrade interactively. Without e-commerce, you will lack customer-directed, compelling compliance. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to harness. The aptitude to disintermediate dynamically leads to the aptitude to facilitate proactively. We believe we know that it is better to visualize macro-cyber-strategically than to benchmark strategically. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Dynamic HTML. Without well-planned web services, niches are forced to become collaborative. If you embrace holistically, you may have to redefine super-holistically.