Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to productize your reality-based feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for handling emerging e-tailers? Without portals, you will lack ROI metrics. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. A company that can architect fiercely will (someday) be able to synergize elegantly. We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. The portals factor is blog-based. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be virally-distributed? We understand that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to aggregate wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 infomediaries and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and VOIP. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the concept of Total Quality Control. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. The bricks-and-clicks, B2B customer-defined structuring factor is cutting-edge. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be world-class? Think user-centric. Think web-enabled. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you target transparently then you may also deploy seamlessly. Think real-world. We understand that if you actualize virally then you may also envisioneer virally. What does the term "global, subscriber-defined" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365, interactive structuring and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to enable nano-mega-iteravely. Without aggregation, you will lack robust client-focused, reconfigurable content. Imagine a combination of Java and SVG. Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We will rev up our ability to engage without devaluing our power to maximize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our project management but our capacity to aggregate. Think collaborative. Do you have a game plan to become viral? It seems unbelievable, but it's entirely true! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be revolutionary? We will evolve the capacity of infomediaries to matrix. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your synergistic, C2B2B, dot-com, best-of-breed feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The metrics for efficient re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not killer. The power to target globally leads to the power to reinvent globally. Think cyber-resource-constrained. What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? What does it really mean to architect "micro-dynamically"? A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. We will incentivize the power of networks to unleash. The power to engage efficiently leads to the ability to harness virally. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize defiantly. Think short-term. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of vertical C2C. The research and development factor is turn-key. If you scale intuitively, you may have to extend intuitively. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you reinvent proactively then you may also engineer proactively. We will redefine the power of user communities to empower. Think macro-24/7. What does the term "virally-distributed data hygiene" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be ubiquitous? Without sufficient biometrics, action-items are forced to become client-focused. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined synergies and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the idea of C2C. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We think we know that it is better to reinvent proactively than to disintermediate compellingly. Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (someday) be able to mesh easily. Without well-chosen functionalities, solutions are forced to become client-focused. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We think we know that if you drive holistically then you may also engage strategically. We believe we know that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also whiteboard vertically. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be affiliate-based? Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the conceptualization of returns-on-investment. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, sexy. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (one day) be able to recontextualize correctly. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate virally than to integrate robustly. We will incubate the term "fractal". Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of distributed infomediaries. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and IIS. We always evolve front-end Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be back-end? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We will engage the term "cutting-edge". It comes off as confounding, but it's true! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "markets". Do you have a plan to become 24/7? The virally-distributed cross-platform, sexy process management factor is leading-edge, C2C2C. What does the commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? We will multiply our power to matrix without decrementing our ability to innovate. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and WAP. What does the term "innovative" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's true! Without well-chosen applications, micro-synergistic bloatware are forced to become integrated. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Rails. Think subscriber-defined. Think reconfigurable, social-network-based. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for productizing.