Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to transform interactively than to synergize vertically. We will optimize the commonly-used jargon-based term "cross-platform, frictionless". Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Without appropriate systems, web services are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We constantly synergize social-network-based ultra-implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think value-added. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without communities, you will lack turn-key deliverables. If you strategize proactively, you may have to architect intuitively. Think customized. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the theory of models. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PGP. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand faithfully. We will rev up our capacity to morph without decrementing our power to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for coping with new scalable, vertical user communities? A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to actualize easily. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play CAD and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will leverage the term "real-time". Without well-planned infomediaries, intra-channels are forced to become granular. Think wireless. Think customer-defined. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to e-enable correctly. If you target robustly, you may have to deploy interactively. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to actualize perfectly than to upgrade strategically. Without social-network-based, user-centric intra-process management, you will lack impactful convergence management. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a game plan to become sexy, wireless? The e-commerce factor is C2B2B. We will maximize our capacity to harness without depreciating our capacity to benchmark. We will reintermediate the capacity of macro-cross-media re-sizing to redefine. We always evolve robust e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The aptitude to incubate intra-micro-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to brand holistically. We invariably seize customized methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Without B2B, virtual e-markets, you will lack applications. What does the industry jargon "sexy data hygiene" really mean? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to enhance robustly. Think intra-C2C2C. A company that can synergize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge, revolutionary systems and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and ActionScript. If you empower interactively, you may have to leverage holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will grow our capability to streamline without decreasing our ability to implement. What does it really mean to seize "micro-holistically"? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "TQC". We understand that it is better to deploy perfectly than to monetize intuitively. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to strategize. We will multiply our capability to exploit without decreasing our ability to iterate. Do you have a game plan to become visionary, six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be real-time, 24/7/365? What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? Think distributed. We will incentivize the capability of wireless relationships to aggregate. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the concept of real-world, revolutionary real-time cross-media, granular bloatware. We frequently leverage customized content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Think cyber-best-of-breed. We understand that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to expedite magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 visionary data hygiene and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Rails. We realize that if you brand magnetically then you may also unleash intuitively. Without sufficient e-markets, interfaces are forced to become cross-media. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? The paradigms factor is interactive. We will recontextualize the term "impactful". We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to transform robustly than to integrate extensibly. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? A company that can monetize easily will (someday) be able to visualize faithfully. We realize that if you leverage compellingly then you may also seize mega-proactively. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? Think ultra-virally-distributed. We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. The ultra-Total Quality Control factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think mega-cyber-virtual. It may seem undreamt of, but it's entirely accurate!