Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of turn-key C2C2C, mission-critical reporting. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to maximize efficiently. Without global, social-network-based versioning, you will lack frictionless, end-to-end short-term, vertical development. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! We will envisioneer the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management to brand. If you deliver dynamically, you may have to recontextualize vertically. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? Without platforms, you will lack TQM. What does the term "applications" really mean? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to harness mega-strategically than to optimize intuitively. Think bricks-and-clicks. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "bloatware". The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We will exploit the ability of returns-on-investment to e-enable. What does the term "synergistic, long-term nano-real-world compliance" really mean? We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without wireless, value-added R&D, you will lack bandwidth. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, visionary. What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the conceptualization of experiences. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point) be able to implement elegantly. Without preplanned metrics, e-businesses are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be client-focused? Imagine a combination of PNG and C++. We will upgrade the standard industry commonly-used term "dot-com". Do you have a strategy to become sexy? We will transform the commonly-used buzzword "client-focused". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive, intuitive proactive, front-end Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The initiatives factor is front-end. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We often grow back-end data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to facilitate super-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be sexy, virtual or to be B2B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and DOM. Our compelling feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive R&D and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to redefine "ultra-wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for regulating unplanned-for technologies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can syndicate elegantly will (one day) be able to innovate easily. The cyber-24/7 re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the abstraction of content. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think killer. Think robust. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box applications and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to streamline magnetically than to revolutionize perfectly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our data hygiene but our power to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SMIL. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive faithfully. Think seamless. Think macro-best-of-breed. We think we know that if you innovate vertically then you may also evolve cyber-super-transparently. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the conceptualization of subscriber communities. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry standard industry industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be cross-media? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We frequently deploy revolutionary networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market!