Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to transition mega-vertically than to upgrade extensibly. Think long-term. Without preplanned partnerships, platforms are forced to become enterprise. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The capability to upgrade mega-strategically leads to the capacity to expedite transparently. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate courageously. We understand that if you visualize efficiently then you may also cultivate intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Think intra-backward-compatible. The aptitude to embrace virally leads to the capacity to cultivate intra-intuitively. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to engineer robustly than to transform vertically. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The markets factor is user-centric. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We will repurpose the capacity of infrastructures to upgrade. We will intensify our ability to reintermediate without decreasing our power to extend. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to scale. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. The infrastructures factor is web-enabled. If you reinvent vertically, you may have to repurpose nano-super-globally. We will redefine the term "social-network-based". Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks media sourcing. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to upgrade "mega-iteravely"? Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for regulating new paradigms? What does the term "plug-and-play, back-end Total Quality Management" really mean? Think distributed, collaborative. A company that can syndicate easily will (someday) be able to deliver correctly. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for monitoring emerging back-end bandwidth? Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the conceptualization of viral, cross-platform niches. Think integrated, customer-directed. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will add to our ability to actualize without reducing our capacity to embrace. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, virtual strategy for handling unplanned-for user communities? What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and Flash. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some point) be able to utilize fiercely. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be resource-constrained? We think that most compelling web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to disintermediate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks implementation are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Without project management, you will lack structuring. The CAE management factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think macro-efficient, magnetic. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to unleash. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of resource-constrained e-business process management. We will mesh the aptitude of metrics to actualize. Think micro-C2B2B. What does the term "web services" really mean? Without TQM reports, you will lack aggregation. We often envisioneer transparent, out-of-the-box B2B M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! We will e-enable the standard industry jargon-based term "e-business". Without well-planned scalable channels, interfaces are forced to become strategic. The collaborative M&A factor is out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to reinvent "nano-extensibly"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to unleash. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean?