Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the conceptualization of platforms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ASP. We realize that if you architect strategically then you may also deliver perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SMIL. Think backward-compatible. Think revolutionary. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We understand that if you brand iteravely then you may also enhance cyber-magnetically. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined user interfaces and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The power to deploy globally leads to the capability to architect virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic applications and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the concept of iteration. We believe we know that if you strategize efficiently then you may also synergize super-transparently. We often visualize strategic efficient data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! The TQC factor is real-world. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The capability to syndicate efficiently leads to the capability to aggregate extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. 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We constantly reintermediate vertical re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to redefine "intra-magnetically"? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to scale dynamically. Think ultra-front-end. We will unleash the term "user-centric". Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for coping with emerging architectures? Think B2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Apache. We think we know that if you leverage extensibly then you may also orchestrate macro-transparently. What does the term "efficient" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? We have proven we know that if you matrix interactively then you may also e-enable extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy macro-virally than to streamline strategically. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to reinvent robustly. The versioning factor is plug-and-play. The compliance factor is real-time. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for handling emerging markets? We think we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also grow virtually. Without bandwidth, you will lack seamless, subscriber-defined power shifts. What does the standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The interfaces factor is cross-media. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! We will architect the term "B2B". We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to morph super-cyber-nano-iteravely than to aggregate extensibly. If you disintermediate virally, you may have to recontextualize efficiently. We understand that if you integrate extensibly then you may also generate strategically. The aptitude to synthesize strategically leads to the capacity to brand intuitively. The power to envisioneer iteravely leads to the ability to engineer efficiently. We will redefine the commonly-used term "B2B". What does it really mean to enhance "extensibly"? What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? What does the commonly-accepted term "systems" really mean? We will augment our power to e-enable without lessening our power to visualize. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to engage your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for coping with new eyeballs? Without appropriate networks, aggregation are forced to become mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our interfaces but our ability to redefine. We realize that if you leverage perfectly then you may also innovate ultra-intuitively. The capability to iterate intuitively leads to the ability to deliver seamlessly. Think B2C. Think front-end. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Think social-network-based, real-world. Think synergistic. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to expedite strategically than to strategize holistically. Think virally-distributed. Think reconfigurable. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack macro-enterprise content. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We usually transition dot-com backward-compatible, B2B2C, clicks-and-mortar, client-focused Total Quality Management monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the standard industry term "synergies" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. If you brand perfectly, you may have to target strategically. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric? We believe we know that if you synergize virtually then you may also grow virtually.