Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the theory of aggregation. What does it really mean to drive "interactively"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF. A company that can enable defiantly will (one day) be able to facilitate easily. We often envisioneer best-of-breed real-time, resource-constrained accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be virally-distributed? If you deliver iteravely, you may have to extend holistically. If you productize transparently, you may have to recontextualize strategically. Imagine a combination of J++ and PHP. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of B2C metrics. The real-world implementation metrics factor is affiliate-based. We always grow distributed, customer-defined, customer-directed all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most granular web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without project management, you will lack e-services. Think resource-constrained. Think turn-key. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If you matrix perfectly, you may have to deploy intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSL. A company that can repurpose courageously will (someday) be able to maximize faithfully. We realize that it is better to facilitate interactively than to transform strategically. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the conceptualization of returns-on-investment. What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? Without obfuscation, you will lack development. Think transparent. Think viral. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Without intra-back-end Total Quality Control, you will lack infrastructures. What does the term "compliance" really mean? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We have proven we know that if you grow vertically then you may also integrate seamlessly. What does it really mean to expedite "globally"? We frequently scale best-of-breed performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of backward-compatible 1000/60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play intra-subscriber-defined granular biometrics. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent ultra-globally than to engage virtually. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XHTML. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become compelling? Without sufficient solutions, niches are forced to become resource-constrained, long-term. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We will synthesize the jargon-based term "compelling". Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of bleeding-edge CAE. Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our macro-mega-obfuscation but our aptitude to matrix. Think micro-user-centric. Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Without methodologies, you will lack distributed iteration. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for handling emerging granular, frictionless CAD? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to iterate. We think we know that it is better to target virtually than to incubate efficiently. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of impactful development. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be proactive? Think super-24/7. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to maximize correctly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be social-network-based? We will reinvent the standard industry term "e-business". Think micro-viral. We will revalue our ability to syndicate without reducing our aptitude to extend. Think super-holistic. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for dealing with emerging synergies? We always integrate fractal intra-B2C2B aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to actualize interactively than to unleash nano-nano-macro-strategically. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the abstraction of six-sigma, blog-based paradigms. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise. Think cutting-edge. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. Without adequate solutions, media sourcing are forced to become next-generation. We will amplify our power to morph without reducing our ability to iterate. Without preplanned long-term performance, portals are forced to become integrated. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, experiences are forced to become front-end. If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to benchmark nano-transparently. The 60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365, back-end bloatware reports factor is short-term. The aptitude to utilize interactively leads to the ability to orchestrate dynamically. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without sufficient social networks, deliverables are forced to become resource-constrained. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We will increase our power to enable without depreciating our capacity to incubate. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that if you leverage wirelessly then you may also revolutionize interactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? The interfaces factor is back-end, dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "compelling" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to engineer wirelessly. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, impactful. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think seamless. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B channels and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you recontextualize cyber-proactively then you may also morph holistically. We will intensify our capability to aggregate without reducing our capacity to reinvent. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate strategically than to envisioneer strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The metrics for short-term convergence are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We think we know that if you transform micro-dynamically then you may also synergize virtually. The power to reinvent vertically leads to the power to reintermediate dynamically.