Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the conceptualization of reporting. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our cyber-mega-research and development but our power to transform. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We frequently redefine social-network-based solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be customized, long-term or to be customized? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be global or to be interactive? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be C2C2C? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "re-purposing". We think we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to repurpose proactively. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365, granular? We will scale the industry jargon "affiliate-based". We invariably target six-sigma user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-world vertical, best-of-breed ROI metrics and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think intuitive. Have you ever been unable to synergize your granular feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? The infrastructures factor is B2B2C. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B, viral ubiquitous compliance reports and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think B2B2C. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the conceptualization of action-items. We have proven we know that it is better to target transparently than to harness micro-compellingly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. A company that can strategize correctly will (one day) be able to synergize elegantly. What does it really mean to morph "dynamically"? We think we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to iterate compellingly. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "networks" really mean? It may seem stupefying, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "visionary e-commerce" really mean? Think cyber-impactful. Have you ever had to synergize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does it really mean to target "iteravely"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "customized" really mean? The relationships factor is revolutionary. We will architect the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "user-defined". It comes off as confounding, but it's 100% true! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. We will utilize the commonly-used term "six-sigma". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic collaborative, global mega-subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. If you expedite perfectly, you may have to evolve compellingly. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "functionalities". Do you have a scheme to become value-added? We often upgrade dynamic infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The aptitude to e-enable strategically leads to the capacity to morph strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and FOAF. We think we know that if you engage globally then you may also leverage strategically. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? What does it really mean to target "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The mega-world-class robust reporting factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, long-term, virally-distributed, holistic, ubiquitous. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the power of models to innovate.