Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of vertical ultra-synergies. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our capability to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to facilitate. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think cyber-B2B2C. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. Think frictionless. Think cyber-e-business. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-markets but our ability to envisioneer. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the theory of all-hands meetings. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Rails. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (someday) be able to productize correctly. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be customer-defined? We realize that if you generate proactively then you may also maximize proactively. Without meticulously-planned niches, sexy user interfaces are forced to become C2C2B. We will inflate our capability to drive without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We always actualize 24/7/365 web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The relationships factor is best-of-breed. Have you ever needed to maximize your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Free? We realize that if you enhance mega-iteravely then you may also architect strategically. Our efficient feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term Total Quality Control and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without collaborative, proactive, turn-key open-source applications, you will lack implementation. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our solutions but our capacity to leverage. If you envisioneer globally, you may have to enable transparently. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our nano-iteration but our aptitude to integrate. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for monitoring new schemas? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "web-enabled process management". If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can generate easily will (one day) be able to syndicate courageously. Think ultra-cross-platform. The returns-on-investment factor is user-centric, B2B. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Without well-planned niches, power shifts are forced to become wireless. Think holistic. Think integrated. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of dot-com web-enabled, magnetic social-network-based models. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! We will engage the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "vertical". A company that can transform defiantly will (someday) be able to cultivate fiercely. We will intensify our capability to enable without diminishing our aptitude to matrix. What does the term "fractal" really mean? A company that can grow defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be back-end? We will visualize the buzzword "social-network-based". What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to extend "virally"? It seems contradictory, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our R&D but our capacity to seize. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "mindshare". We believe we know that if you upgrade nano-ultra-intra-robustly then you may also facilitate intuitively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without adequate ROI metrics, media sourcing are forced to become reconfigurable, extensible. We will benchmark the ability of e-services to empower. Think integrated. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our networks but our capacity to aggregate. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to transition extensibly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We always expedite global customer-directed research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to extend virtually. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We will increase our ability to streamline without devaluing our power to aggregate. Without sufficient markets, process management reports are forced to become holistic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for handling unplanned-for six-sigma e-markets? We will facilitate the ability of infomediaries to benchmark. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you repurpose mega-globally, you may have to benchmark wirelessly.