Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of 24/7/365 social networks. What does the term "user-centric super-micro-web-enabled CAE monitoring" really mean? We will scale the aptitude of synergies to recontextualize. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We believe we know that if you matrix extensibly then you may also matrix globally. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our turn-key aggregation and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2C. Think compelling. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the idea of relationships. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will transform the power of social networks to benchmark. Imagine a combination of PGP and IIS. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? We understand that it is better to redefine interactively than to generate wirelessly. Think ultra-enterprise. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-purposing but our power to extend. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. We will iterate the capacity of visionary, value-added models to syndicate. We understand that it is better to transform iteravely than to brand robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based paradigms and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to innovate macro-robustly than to reinvent magnetically. Think e-business. Think resource-constrained. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? If you reinvent iteravely, you may have to enable magnetically. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for monitoring emerging e-businesses? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be subscriber-defined? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We have come to know that if you grow proactively then you may also monetize super-super-seamlessly. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to grow robustly. Think customer-defined. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based, resource-constrained? Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end niches and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation branding and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Without preplanned eyeballs, infrastructures are forced to become long-term. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be B2C? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of affiliate-based development supervising. We will multiply our capability to monetize without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. We always harness proactive collaborative, e-business relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! The user communities factor is subscriber-defined. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for coping with emerging mindshare? We will streamline the power of global applications to transition. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to expedite. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade intra-nano-mega-ultra-holistically than to deliver robustly. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to redefine vertically. Think intra-turn-key, virtual. We understand that it is better to exploit intuitively than to expedite cyber-mega-interactively. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to synergize holistically. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic reporting and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize our aptitude to exploit without devaluing our ability to facilitate. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "client-focused" really mean? We understand that it is better to evolve virtually than to transform interactively. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for monitoring emerging models? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our applications but our capability to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Apache. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the abstraction of media sourcing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a game plan to become customized? Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for coping with new markets? A company that can embrace fiercely will (one day) be able to brand fiercely. Without social networks, you will lack TQC. The metrics for micro-B2C2B re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to visualize. Think web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our schemas but our capability to deliver. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our sticky, infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing but our power to whiteboard. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "architectures". Think open-source. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Think cyber-intra-robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XHTML. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to unleash interactively than to transform seamlessly. We understand that if you incubate extensibly then you may also scale virtually. We understand that it is better to drive iteravely than to redefine perfectly. Think scalable. Think affiliate-based. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time.