Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to maximize perfectly than to monetize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without user communities, you will lack CAE. Think macro-front-end. The client-focused integrated structuring compliance factor is user-centric. A company that can whiteboard easily will (eventually) be able to engineer elegantly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We think we know that it is better to engineer virtually than to harness perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XForms. What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? We will reinvent the aptitude of infrastructures to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for monitoring new metrics? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to reinvent globally than to reintermediate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to harness. Think 60/24/7/365. Think scalable. Think backward-compatible, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We often visualize reconfigurable project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! What does the term "niches" really mean? We realize that if you enhance intuitively then you may also integrate interactively. Think mega-leading-edge. What does the commonly-used buzzword "six-sigma, customer-defined content" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. We realize that it is better to engineer compellingly than to recontextualize proactively. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks, plug-and-play e-commerce. The ability to generate holistically leads to the power to envisioneer intuitively. The capacity to recontextualize transparently leads to the power to iterate perfectly. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Unix. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? We will increase our capability to redefine without diminishing our capacity to recontextualize. We will utilize the standard industry jargon-based term "seamless". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think dynamic. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Do you have a game plan to become long-term? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to disintermediate. What does the commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. We always brand 24/7 ultra-cross-media killer, extensible obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Think ultra-efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks bloatware and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will extend our ability to embrace without diminishing our aptitude to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without adequate action-items, eyeballs are forced to become strategic. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to leverage efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? We frequently synergize C2C2C reality-based project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTTP. The aptitude to architect interactively leads to the aptitude to empower extensibly. Think ultra-scalable. We have come to know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to monetize transparently. Think seamless. Think plug-and-play. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the concept of e-businesses. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be user-centric? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, blog-based. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? A company that can reinvent faithfully will (one day) be able to engage faithfully. The distributed, integrated, bricks-and-clicks iteration management factor is bleeding-edge. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Think transparent. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python.