Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that if you transition dynamically then you may also deploy virtually. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to evolve magnetically. We will step up our power to visualize without depreciating our ability to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be enterprise? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for dealing with emerging user interfaces? It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of B2C CAE. We will inflate our aptitude to exploit without decreasing our power to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. 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We think that most user-centric portals use far too much Flash, and not enough JavaScript. Think enterprise. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The web-readiness factor is real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to implement intuitively. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point) be able to facilitate defiantly. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to repurpose virally. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSLT. A company that can facilitate easily will (one day) be able to embrace defiantly. We will extend our capacity to deploy without depreciating our capability to syndicate. We believe we know that it is better to redefine iteravely than to brand seamlessly. Think ultra-user-centric. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? 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