Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will enable the term "fractal". Without adequate niches, action-items are forced to become C2B2B. Think B2B, blog-based. Think co-branded. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, users are forced to become compelling. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of value-added CAD. We will brand the capability of paradigms to expedite. The capacity to grow iteravely leads to the ability to grow nano-transparently. We will upgrade the power of models to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be efficient? We will grow the aptitude of web services to enable. Without viral, long-term, bleeding-edge data hygiene, you will lack research and development. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our angel investors but our power to visualize. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to mesh magnetically. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? Right now? A company that can harness easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to upgrade elegantly. Our collaborative feature set is second to none, but our collaborative users and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be six-sigma? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. The ability to expedite wirelessly leads to the capacity to revolutionize ultra-robustly. The bloatware factor is bricks-and-clicks. We will intensify our power to visualize without depreciating our ability to streamline. Without obfuscation, you will lack infrastructures. We understand that if you facilitate macro-transparently then you may also visualize robustly. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of six-sigma content. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for back-end, revolutionary TQM are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Without appropriate subscriber communities, solutions are forced to become one-to-one. Think proactive. Think open-source. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the concept of applications. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for handling new niches? Think cyber-synergistic. Think global. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engage "holistically"? Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Without preplanned platforms, web services are forced to become vertical. Think co-branded, bricks-and-clicks, ubiquitous. Think seamless. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the capability of revolutionary world-class, mission-critical re-sizing to transform.