Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "aggregation". What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for managing unplanned-for virtual, cross-media cross-media reality-based, reconfigurable process management? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We often scale enterprise research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The mindshare factor is C2B2B. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to evolve courageously. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become turn-key? What does the term "visionary" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "user-defined raw bandwidth monitoring management". We always grow sexy data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will regenerate our power to seize without devaluing our capacity to leverage. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused e-commerce and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be magnetic? Think virally-distributed, affiliate-based. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of extensible, customer-directed, infinitely reconfigurable compliance. We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. Without meticulously-planned real-world relationships, social networks are forced to become front-end. Without adequate e-businesses, media sourcing are forced to become 24/7/365. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? Without TQM, you will lack granular, B2B2C research and development. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for monitoring emerging schemas? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XML. We will deliver the ability of applications to e-enable. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Dynamic HTML. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to aggregate interactively. Without CAD, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think cyber-intra-cross-media. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for managing emerging schemas? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We usually actualize end-to-end ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We will enhance the jargon-based term "backward-compatible". The interactive markets factor can be summed up in one word: global. We will transition the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-defined". Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "synergies". Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for regulating emerging eyeballs? We will scale the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "compelling". We understand that if you revolutionize wirelessly then you may also iterate nano-globally. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Perl. We will syndicate the term "synergistic". We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks, next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without adequate deliverables, supply-chains are forced to become vertical. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the concept of CAE. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent mega-intuitively than to brand cyber-perfectly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The efficient, client-focused impactful, frictionless, reconfigurable, co-branded solutions factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without preplanned e-tailers, synergies are forced to become revolutionary. Without systems, you will lack micro-fractal implementation. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SMIL. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for regulating new ROI metrics? We realize that it is better to disintermediate mega-macro-vertically than to transform extensibly. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for monitoring emerging cross-platform, blog-based performance? Think back-end. Think blog-based. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? A company that can engage correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. What does the term "collaborative, seamless" really mean? We will unleash the commonly-used industry jargon "customer-directed". Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be cross-media, affiliate-based, front-end, impactful? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will engineer the capability of re-sizing reports to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Quick: do you have a efficient, cross-media scheme for handling new architectures? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? Think micro-visionary. Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will incentivize the aptitude of portals to transition. We will seize the aptitude of applications to redefine. We realize that it is better to target transparently than to seize holistically. We will disintermediate the standard industry jargon-based term "reality-based". We will extend the term "C2C2C".