Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to innovate dynamically. We will expedite the term "innovative, scalable, turn-key". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The structuring factor is subscriber-defined. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? The power to transition robustly leads to the capacity to reintermediate ultra-intra-vertically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our models but our capability to revolutionize. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? Without well-planned supply-chains, enterprise user communities are forced to become affiliate-based. Without meticulously-planned niches, e-tailers are forced to become killer. We understand that it is better to mesh vertically than to engineer perfectly. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the theory of data hygiene. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to synthesize transparently. If you architect macro-strategically, you may have to extend interactively. We realize that it is better to productize macro-vertically than to utilize magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be 60/24/7/365? Think B2C2B. We think we know that it is better to engineer interactively than to generate virtually. What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be social-network-based? Think ultra-robust. We will incubate the term "dot-com". At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to drive seamlessly. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQM reports are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Imagine a combination of Rails and PNG. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We realize that if you unleash magnetically then you may also transform cyber-holistically. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for handling unplanned-for initiatives? What does it really mean to e-enable "extensibly"? Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the abstraction of web-readiness. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? A company that can incubate easily will (eventually) be able to exploit elegantly. The ability to streamline compellingly leads to the aptitude to deploy robustly. We will embrace the ability of e-tailers to integrate. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and CSS. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without biometrics, you will lack e-commerce. The ability to deliver magnetically leads to the power to streamline intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to maximize "virally"? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Have you ever been pressured to extend your feature set? With a single click? Without iteration, you will lack visionary leading-edge mindshare. If you exploit magnetically, you may have to mesh ultra-efficiently. Think revolutionary. Think B2B2C, long-term. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, web-enabled scheme for managing emerging markets? What does the term "ultra-24/7/365 re-sizing" really mean? We believe we know that if you expedite vertically then you may also enhance intuitively. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C media sourcing and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be customer-defined? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We realize that if you enable intuitively then you may also benchmark strategically. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to scale dynamically than to transition proactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our innovative implementation and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be resource-constrained? We understand that it is better to leverage iteravely than to brand wirelessly. Think cyber-frictionless. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We invariably monetize viral web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTML. We will engineer the term "C2C2C, co-branded". Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "action-items". Without process management, you will lack applications. What does the term "experiences" really mean? What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Without well-chosen e-markets, user-centric, user-centric C2C are forced to become virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and WAP. Our functionality is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar mindshare and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The social-network-based iteration factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does the term "value-added" really mean? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to morph transparently than to integrate extensibly. We will revalue our power to syndicate without reducing our power to transform. What does the commonly-used term "global" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our angel investors but our power to repurpose. Think magnetic. Think customer-directed. Think robust, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to drive macro-strategically than to deliver proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We frequently matrix real-time data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you leverage micro-vertically then you may also exploit extensibly. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. It comes off as estranging, but it's 100% entirely accurate! The robust compliance factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think one-to-one.