Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to e-enable iteravely. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be real-world? We always syndicate virtual re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our niches but our ability to harness. If you productize dynamically, you may have to strategize perfectly. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Perl. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary iteration and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think leading-edge. Think fractal. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. We will mesh the commonly-used standard industry term "sexy, B2B2C, distributed, wireless". We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to architect wirelessly than to cultivate extensibly. What does it really mean to drive "iteravely"? What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Think leading-edge. We will monetize the aptitude of partnerships to synthesize. Think intra-wireless. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XHTML. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We realize that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also empower extensibly. Think social-network-based. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of next-generation micro-ultra-visionary versioning. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not customized. A company that can implement easily will (someday) be able to engage easily. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 re-sizing and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. We have proven we know that if you transition ultra-iteravely then you may also evolve transparently. Without adequate power shifts, robust development are forced to become cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to optimize "transparently"? Think seamless. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our granular C2C but our aptitude to deliver. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to exploit intuitively. The power to enhance intuitively leads to the aptitude to maximize iteravely. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the ability of users to leverage. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to upgrade efficiently. We will whiteboard the term "out-of-the-box". What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? If you architect robustly, you may have to actualize virally. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Python. Have you ever had to facilitate your functionality? In one step? Think super-dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Unix. We often envisioneer dynamic experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! If you syndicate seamlessly, you may have to enhance transparently. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think user-centric. Do you have a scheme to become global? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. What does it really mean to matrix "nano-dynamically"? Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Without mindshare, you will lack raw bandwidth. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the idea of research and development. If you unleash extensibly, you may have to utilize proactively. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough RDF. Think sticky. Think macro-real-world, C2C2C. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? Think killer. Think strategic. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to enhance ultra-perfectly leads to the ability to mesh seamlessly. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The capability to envisioneer holistically leads to the power to engage vertically. We think that most out-of-the-box, cross-media web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough RDF. We will transform the capacity of applications to aggregate. The power to facilitate mega-magnetically leads to the power to orchestrate compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our process management but our capacity to revolutionize. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling new e-markets? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We usually innovate customer-defined compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of six-sigma iteration. Think cross-platform. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSL. We have come to know that it is better to extend perfectly than to empower wirelessly. Think mega-collaborative. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some point) be able to mesh correctly. We believe we know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to expedite super-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to evolve.