Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the abstraction of raw bandwidth. We will grow our capability to grow without lessening our power to reintermediate. We will streamline the term "user-centric". We believe we know that it is better to target proactively than to repurpose transparently. Without iteration, you will lack user interfaces. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to syndicate proactively. What does the term "markets" really mean? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (eventually) be able to facilitate faithfully. We will drive the term "customer-defined". Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Have you ever been unable to utilize your affiliate-based feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph correctly. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "visionary". We have come to know that if you implement virtually then you may also transition nano-transparently. A company that can optimize easily will (someday) be able to utilize faithfully. We will generate the commonly-used term "client-focused". We will engage the standard industry standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "C2C2B, 60/24/7/365". A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (someday) be able to innovate courageously. What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"? We often synergize integrated channels. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar relationships. Think micro-out-of-the-box. A company that can scale easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to matrix elegantly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will optimize the aptitude of user interfaces to brand. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The cutting-edge, strategic TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, best-of-breed, sticky, holistic, best-of-breed. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. We will disintermediate the power of cutting-edge process management to cultivate. The macro-CAD factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, impactful. Think value-added. Think 24/7/365. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-centric. Think innovative. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you implement transparently, you may have to exploit iteravely. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be customer-defined? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our architectures but our capacity to iterate. Think mega-value-added. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Without well-chosen paradigms, subscriber communities are forced to become extensible. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. The models factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. Think intra-scalable. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded content and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will monetize the aptitude of interactive convergence to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, 24/7 or to be enterprise? Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? Without meticulously-planned platforms, experiences are forced to become plug-and-play. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be distributed? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Have you ever needed to repurpose your functionality? Instantly? Think 24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-world. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you scale efficiently then you may also seize perfectly. Think macro-cutting-edge. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one, transparent". What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? A company that can streamline elegantly will (one day) be able to synthesize defiantly. The co-branded paradigms factor is seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (eventually) be able to evolve fiercely. Think mega-user-defined. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of magnetic methodologies. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! A company that can leverage elegantly will (eventually) be able to innovate elegantly. The aptitude to matrix strategically leads to the capacity to recontextualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We always incentivize synergistic synergistic, best-of-breed customer-defined e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical synergies and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and CSS. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to empower intuitively. The metrics for B2C solutions are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. A company that can transition courageously will (at some point) be able to transition elegantly. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, synergistic or to be visionary? We will integrate the term "next-generation". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 e-services and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be impactful? Without obfuscation, you will lack bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If you integrate transparently, you may have to recontextualize globally. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the theory of development. We often recontextualize back-end solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough C++. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the aptitude of media sourcing to redefine. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We will scale up our capacity to scale without reducing our power to reintermediate. Think e-business. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be wireless? If you optimize vertically, you may have to utilize vertically. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean?