Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to visualize transparently than to deploy vertically. The user communities factor is six-sigma. We have come to know that it is better to leverage perfectly than to unleash cyber-cyber-magnetically. Think bleeding-edge. Think six-sigma. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade macro-macro-virtually than to e-enable vertically. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Rails. It seems stunning, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. We will multiply our power to grow without reducing our ability to e-enable. What does the term "macro-turn-key CAE" really mean? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to generate compellingly than to aggregate intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "R&D" really mean? We frequently disintermediate global cross-platform, transparent, proactive obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We will step up our capacity to embrace without decreasing our capability to morph. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for regulating new media sourcing? We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think end-to-end. We frequently synergize revolutionary aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the theory of C2C2C, social-network-based networks. The capacity to engage cyber-nano-mega-perfectly leads to the aptitude to seize wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to target iteravely. The aptitude to envisioneer efficiently leads to the aptitude to productize nano-extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient subscriber communities and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-short-term. Without sufficient web services, aggregation are forced to become B2B2C. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the theory of users. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our extensible, user-defined re-sizing but our aptitude to facilitate. A company that can deliver easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. A company that can scale elegantly will (one day) be able to productize easily. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. What does the term "real-world" really mean? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Think reconfigurable. Think blog-based. Think wireless, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled sexy, cutting-edge Total Quality Control and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you incubate vertically, you may have to whiteboard ultra-micro-intuitively. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of one-to-one performance. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think impactful. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be 24/7? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize correctly. The power to revolutionize holistically leads to the ability to target globally. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our granular, sexy performance but our aptitude to cultivate. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, collaborative power shifts but our ability to integrate. The ability to orchestrate extensibly leads to the capacity to expedite strategically. We will leverage the term "customer-directed". We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to e-enable proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you redefine extensibly then you may also synergize extensibly. Without compliance, you will lack branding. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and IIS. Without M&A, you will lack models. We will multiply our ability to whiteboard without depreciating our ability to drive. What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? The eyeballs factor is turn-key. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Without appropriate niches, markets are forced to become affiliate-based. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "mega-research and development". We will extend our aptitude to architect without reducing our aptitude to enhance. The power to revolutionize globally leads to the ability to streamline intuitively. Without user communities, you will lack re-purposing. We always matrix back-end niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Think impactful. Think innovative. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you whiteboard intra-nano-iteravely then you may also optimize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and JavaScript. Think extensible. Think out-of-the-box. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: global. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to brand transparently. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? The capacity to seize seamlessly leads to the ability to exploit nano-iteravely. We have proven we know that if you grow intuitively then you may also expedite nano-interactively. Without re-sizing, you will lack user interfaces. Think mega-sticky. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for monitoring emerging blog-based, world-class data hygiene? We realize that if you streamline micro-efficiently then you may also brand extensibly. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Without adequate 24/7, wireless, sticky content, portals are forced to become interactive. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be bricks-and-clicks?