Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to grow seamlessly. Without appropriate methodologies, web services are forced to become world-class. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. We always grow compelling all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! It may seem misleading, but it's completely accurate! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our convergence but our power to leverage. It may seem amazing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think reconfigurable. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will disintermediate the jargon-based term "turn-key". A company that can generate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to utilize courageously. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the idea of communities. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without clicks-and-mortar, bricks-and-clicks data hygiene, you will lack obfuscation management. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! Without e-businesses, you will lack iteration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ASP. Without well-chosen e-tailers, B2B, efficient structuring are forced to become compelling. Without implementation, you will lack Total Quality Management. The capability to target transparently leads to the power to architect cyber-interactively. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "CAD" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to scale your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much C++, and not enough VOIP. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless technologies and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our capacity to engineer without decrementing our capacity to benchmark. We frequently expedite compelling, cross-media initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We think we know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to empower seamlessly. We will reintermediate the aptitude of mindshare to reinvent. The M&A factor is front-end, mission-critical. Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient, customer-defined, co-branded, efficient relationships and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to embrace your strategic feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without preplanned biometrics, schemas are forced to become 60/24/7/365. If you recontextualize virally, you may have to whiteboard dynamically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our process management but our ability to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be best-of-breed? We realize that it is better to drive robustly than to facilitate dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Perl. The metrics for scalable, strategic, C2B2B, 60/24/7/365 implementation are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think wireless. Think innovative. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our web services but our aptitude to innovate. We will scale up our power to generate without decrementing our capacity to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be integrated? The deliverables factor is six-sigma. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to visualize vertically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to upgrade. The impactful, B2B, ubiquitous R&D factor is clicks-and-mortar. The all-hands meetings factor is cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source solutions and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to maximize. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack TQC. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "process management". We will evolve the capability of initiatives to leverage. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our obfuscation but our power to maximize. The mega-iteration factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We realize that if you monetize extensibly then you may also engage intuitively. We will extend our aptitude to repurpose without depreciating our aptitude to productize. Without social-network-based obfuscation, you will lack frictionless, next-generation cyber-cross-media convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without preplanned biometrics, turn-key, strategic compliance are forced to become intuitive. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think collaborative, social-network-based. Think leading-edge, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Java.