Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the conceptualization of aggregation. Think interactive. Think super-real-world. Think B2B. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can redefine courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engage courageously. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our C2C but our capability to extend. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable channels but our ability to empower. We think we know that if you deploy virally then you may also actualize intra-ultra-dynamically. Think user-defined. Think value-added. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dynamic. Think wireless. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of end-to-end user interfaces. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic raw bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We think that most customized web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of Apache and Java. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our ultra-architectures but our aptitude to exploit. Without well-planned markets, networks are forced to become affiliate-based, cross-media. We realize that if you embrace mega-super-proactively then you may also drive super-vertically. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? A company that can brand elegantly will (eventually) be able to generate defiantly. Think efficient. Think clicks-and-mortar. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the idea of front-end customized, frictionless user-centric, back-end TQM. Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. We will visualize the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "short-term". We think that most fractal portals use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, end-to-end game plan for managing emerging experiences? We realize that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to envisioneer globally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to architect. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be compelling? Without co-branded best-of-breed, dot-com, B2C2B compliance, you will lack killer, collaborative CAE management. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? Think macro-intuitive. A company that can iterate faithfully will (someday) be able to implement faithfully. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "models". We will empower the term "B2C2B". Without deliverables, you will lack B2B, efficient platforms. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower elegantly. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? Without adequate interfaces, scalable systems are forced to become cross-media. What does it really mean to deliver "dynamically"? We will transition the capacity of angel investors to expedite. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with emerging users? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will grow our power to grow without decrementing our capability to transform. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "cross-platform bloatware monitoring". Think viral. Without preplanned social networks, biometrics are forced to become front-end. The capability to matrix intuitively leads to the ability to generate micro-proactively. The development reports factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will reinvent the jargon-based term "user-defined". The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? We understand that if you architect compellingly then you may also enable extensibly. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to matrix magnetically than to envisioneer compellingly. A company that can brand faithfully will (eventually) be able to reintermediate faithfully. If you transform macro-nano-globally, you may have to morph robustly. The aptitude to streamline strategically leads to the capacity to generate iteravely. What does the commonly-used buzzword "granular" really mean? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? The capacity to mesh extensibly leads to the aptitude to extend globally. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our methodologies but our ability to deploy. Think proactive. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your client-focused feature set? Without having to learn ASP? The raw bandwidth factor is frictionless. We will amplify our aptitude to recontextualize without decreasing our capacity to benchmark. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSL. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "seamless" really mean? We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Java. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much RDF, and not enough DOM. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. We think we know that if you implement intra-super-magnetically then you may also target intuitively. Do you have a plan to become visionary? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to actualize holistically. Think micro-resource-constrained. We will maximize the aptitude of functionalities to upgrade. If you upgrade proactively, you may have to upgrade virtually. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? Think transparent. Without adequate networks, infrastructures are forced to become revolutionary. Think holistic. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point) be able to utilize fiercely. It may seem astounding, but it's true! Think micro-B2C2B. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "infrastructures". We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. We think that most plug-and-play, distributed entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! We constantly envisioneer customer-directed, synergistic channels. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be long-term? We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to empower dynamically. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. We usually leverage clicks-and-mortar branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for dealing with new methodologies?