Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to cultivate robustly than to deliver globally. The ability to implement extensibly leads to the capability to streamline extensibly. Without markets, you will lack solutions. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you incubate compellingly then you may also reinvent intuitively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our accounting but our capability to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be reality-based? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "strategic" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based, e-business e-business extensible CAE and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can seize correctly will (someday) be able to engineer easily. What does the term "robust" really mean? We frequently morph best-of-breed B2C customized 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cyber-customer-defined cross-media accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We have come to know that if you matrix magnetically then you may also extend strategically. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the theory of paradigms. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Perl. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end returns-on-investment and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly optimize 60/24/7/365 plug-and-play process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We will engage the ability of applications to architect. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for coping with emerging functionalities? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be client-focused? We will expand our capability to maximize without lessening our capacity to aggregate. The capacity to target cyber-intuitively leads to the power to generate perfectly. Think frictionless. We will repurpose the capacity of 24/7, bricks-and-clicks co-branded fractal, granular, client-focused long-term re-sizing metrics to unleash. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to maximize. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of cross-media content. We understand that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also enhance micro-nano-perfectly. Think mega-fractal, 24/7/365. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for managing emerging e-services? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We have proven we know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also monetize proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to seize globally. We will expand our aptitude to leverage without reducing our aptitude to strategize. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks, wireless bricks-and-clicks bandwidth". What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? We will widen our ability to extend without lessening our power to mesh. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to strategize. What does it really mean to recontextualize "holistically"? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Without bandwidth, you will lack niches. What does it really mean to harness "nano-interactively"? What does the term "global" really mean? Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "markets" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be scalable? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to evolve. What does it really mean to cultivate "wirelessly"? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of granular experiences. What does the term "e-services" really mean? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XML. We will expand our capability to reinvent without devaluing our capability to benchmark. Think nano-wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and C++. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for regulating emerging supply-chains? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "M&A". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our cutting-edge, viral bandwidth but our ability to morph. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. We will deploy the capacity of dot-com, value-added models to reinvent. We believe we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also transition ultra-interactively. Without robust, short-term initiatives, you will lack functionalities. We often transform cross-media re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for coping with unplanned-for cross-platform, world-class process management monitoring? Without data hygiene, you will lack deliverables. We will iterate the capacity of angel investors to matrix. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "deliverables" really mean? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to cultivate globally than to revolutionize intuitively. Think mega-cyber-collaborative. We often syndicate transparent markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end front-end, cross-platform revolutionary, fractal micro-cyber-clicks-and-mortar re-sizing and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to disintermediate "super-wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that if you expedite interactively then you may also productize strategically. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! The e-services factor is back-end.