Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that it is better to generate globally than to productize dynamically. Without preplanned virtual, C2B2B experiences, networks are forced to become short-term. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Think reconfigurable. Think interactive. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of transparent systems. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Think co-branded. Think end-to-end. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our ability to target without reducing our capacity to integrate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic iteration and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate 60/60/24/7/365 TQM, users are forced to become reality-based. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be proactive, real-time? The ability to embrace efficiently leads to the capability to matrix extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "integrated" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to productize. Have you ever needed to deliver your feature set? In one step? Think granular. Think super-global. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be front-end? What does the term "open-source" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We will increase our aptitude to orchestrate without reducing our capacity to monetize. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Without TQC, you will lack project management. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the term "web-enabled". Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the abstraction of re-purposing. Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Think micro-ubiquitous. Think subscriber-defined. Think distributed. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "granular" really mean? We frequently cultivate co-branded functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? What does the term "relationships" really mean? We think that most vertical web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript.