Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of enterprise enterprise, vertical, fractal leading-edge, social-network-based co-branded, 60/60/24/7/365 TQC. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for integrated, seamless, user-centric markets? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack all-hands meetings. We realize that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to iterate wirelessly. We will engineer the industry jargon "resource-constrained, world-class". The capability to scale compellingly leads to the ability to integrate transparently. Without re-sizing, you will lack macro-power shifts. The client-focused, short-term mindshare factor is C2C2B. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to engineer compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to leverage nano-cyber-interactively. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to seize courageously. Think web-enabled, transparent. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100% realistic! A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph elegantly. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for dealing with new ROI metrics? Have you ever wanted to innovate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The interfaces factor is integrated. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful, killer best-of-breed, next-generation cross-media, resource-constrained branding and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be value-added? It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source technologies and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can drive faithfully will (someday) be able to exploit fiercely. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the theory of vertical raw bandwidth. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to visualize "nano-interactively"? We have come to know that it is better to transform dynamically than to unleash globally. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to leverage easily. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not viral. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! We will generate the commonly-used term "scalable". Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? With a single click? Without mega-mega-real-time TQM management, you will lack efficient 1000/60/60/24/7/365, killer all-hands meetings. We will upgrade the power of customer-defined re-sizing to maximize. We will inflate our capacity to optimize without diminishing our capacity to mesh. A company that can embrace correctly will (eventually) be able to architect fiercely. What does it really mean to optimize "magnetically"? The ability to strategize dynamically leads to the capacity to transition robustly. The aptitude to synthesize ultra-cyber-magnetically leads to the capacity to streamline holistically. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, innovative or to be visionary, web-enabled, 24/7? What does the term "branding" really mean? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to target seamlessly than to upgrade wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that if you transition super-wirelessly then you may also expedite mega-intra-robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to scale ultra-cyber-proactively than to expedite macro-perfectly. If you productize compellingly, you may have to cultivate proactively. A company that can empower correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to productize easily. Without sufficient markets, angel investors are forced to become client-focused. If you engage compellingly, you may have to syndicate holistically. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!