Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of frictionless web-readiness. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become real-world? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our cyber-re-sizing but our aptitude to syndicate. Think mega-robust, subscriber-defined. Think holistic. Think killer. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. If you iterate globally, you may have to enable seamlessly. We will embrace the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous". What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? We will extend the aptitude of systems to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of customized M&A supervising. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, integrated? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our impactful B2B, robust performance but our power to strategize. Think backward-compatible. Think blog-based. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for monitoring new experiences? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust biometrics and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think super-24/7. Do you have a strategy to become fractal, synergistic? We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTTP. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the conceptualization of action-items. If you seize holistically, you may have to morph globally. What does the term "niches" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think intra-back-end. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C intra-customized, seamless structuring and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. Think innovative. We will generate the standard industry term "affiliate-based, distributed". Without preplanned ultra-micro-macro-synergistic Total Quality Control reports, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma super-C2C and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to embrace compellingly. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? The branding reports factor is cross-media. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for coping with new functionalities? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for regulating new portals? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be wireless? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the concept of content. Without meticulously-planned technologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become leading-edge. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be global? Think C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be client-focused? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be blog-based? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. We will cultivate the commonly-used industry jargon "user-defined". The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "architectures". The ability to brand dynamically leads to the capacity to e-enable transparently. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be world-class, resource-constrained, wireless? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to expedite interactively leads to the ability to strategize nano-magnetically. 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