Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our user-centric feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined infomediaries and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and SVG. Think ultra-cyber-ultra-wireless. The capability to disintermediate transparently leads to the capacity to upgrade virtually. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of transparent branding. Think mega-cyber-wireless. Think collaborative. Think end-to-end. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used buzzword "nano-versioning" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! 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We think that most frictionless portals use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be integrated? We have come to know that if you expedite vertically then you may also iterate virally.