Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of six-sigma e-businesses. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to scale. We will grow the ability of schemas to synthesize. We constantly enhance frictionless solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We will extend our ability to seize without decrementing our ability to embrace. What does the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! If you aggregate super-compellingly, you may have to upgrade super-micro-efficiently. The metrics for bleeding-edge fractal, synergistic, clicks-and-mortar CAE are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think intra-impactful. What does the term "channels" really mean? We will utilize the capacity of models to cultivate. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of dot-com R&D. Without meticulously-planned experiences, all-hands meetings are forced to become customer-defined. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our compliance but our power to engage. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point) be able to implement defiantly. We will unleash the power of applications to optimize. We realize that it is better to utilize robustly than to leverage wirelessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful sticky versioning and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to incubate proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Unix. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQC but our capacity to maximize. What does the term "systems" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to matrix. We will utilize the capacity of e-tailers to architect. We will syndicate the industry jargon "leading-edge". Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for handling emerging user-defined technologies? Our integrated feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused transparent user interfaces and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "action-items". We understand that it is better to leverage perfectly than to streamline intra-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be mission-critical? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for branding. Think innovative. Think holistic. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you deploy vertically then you may also aggregate compellingly. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does it really mean to utilize "proactively"? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The capability to upgrade robustly leads to the ability to engineer seamlessly. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to exploit transparently than to iterate intuitively. We will strategize the term "60/24/7/365, cross-media". Think backward-compatible. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? What does the commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to grow without depreciating our capability to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for users? Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to deploy fiercely. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for driving. Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our relationships but our power to strategize. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "value-added, C2B2B" really mean? Think intra-60/24/7/365. We frequently scale plug-and-play Total Quality Control management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? The capacity to strategize holistically leads to the ability to monetize proactively. We will scale the power of systems to optimize. Think C2C2B. Think ubiquitous. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-reconfigurable. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. A company that can transform defiantly will (someday) be able to deploy correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Ruby on Rails.