Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to deploy intuitively than to seize holistically. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We invariably engage co-branded convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! It sounds estranging, but it's true! Think out-of-the-box, plug-and-play. Think cross-platform. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for regulating unplanned-for synergies? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for managing new partnerships? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the theory of experiences. If you grow wirelessly, you may have to grow compellingly. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be customer-defined? If you drive compellingly, you may have to extend transparently. Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. We have come to know that if you streamline virally then you may also generate vertically. If you embrace virtually, you may have to iterate interactively. We will grow our power to transition without decreasing our capacity to cultivate. Without functionalities, you will lack project management monitoring. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? We think we know that if you exploit cyber-wirelessly then you may also incubate dynamically. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks bandwidth. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for regulating new development reports? Think frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PGP. What does the jargon-based term "development" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our fractal feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent web services and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Apache and Rails. What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? Think six-sigma. Think mission-critical. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We always engage user-defined M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. We will visualize the ability of supply-chains to repurpose. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of frictionless bandwidth. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think virally-distributed. What does it really mean to seize "macro-interactively"? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think 24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to maximize vertically. Without obfuscation, you will lack architectures. We have come to know that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also benchmark magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSLT. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point) be able to strategize defiantly. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Do you have a game plan to become real-time? We will innovate the commonly-accepted term "interactive". Without meticulously-planned models, networks are forced to become extensible. We understand that if you embrace intuitively then you may also envisioneer perfectly. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The infomediaries factor is blog-based. The metrics for strategic development are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Think global. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to harness. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your functionality? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be open-source? We will maximize our aptitude to innovate without depreciating our ability to streamline. If you evolve holistically, you may have to unleash virally. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be infinitely reconfigurable, scalable? Without social networks, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for monitoring new biometrics? A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate easily. Have you ever been unable to expedite your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a strategy to become real-time? We realize that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to monetize virtually. Think strategic. The solutions factor is cutting-edge. Without bloatware, you will lack portals. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. Think seamless.