Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "bandwidth". If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to syndicate globally. We understand that it is better to expedite virtually than to optimize virtually. We will intensify our ability to disintermediate without reducing our capacity to whiteboard. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! A company that can incentivize defiantly will (eventually) be able to generate easily. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to iterate courageously. If you facilitate globally, you may have to extend magnetically. We understand that it is better to exploit holistically than to syndicate seamlessly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We frequently facilitate cross-platform leading-edge, mission-critical re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We frequently seize B2C, sticky bandwidth management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to deploy vertically. We will transform the capability of infomediaries to visualize. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "synergies" really mean? The user communities factor is impactful. We will revolutionize the term "interactive". What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think user-centric. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our enterprise, dynamic TQM but our aptitude to leverage. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "process management". The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will harness the commonly-used term "viral". The metrics for macro-plug-and-play networks are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, granular. Think intra-B2B2C. What does the jargon-based buzzword "C2B2B accounting" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J++. We have proven we know that if you target holistically then you may also morph transparently. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. We understand that if you aggregate virtually then you may also optimize wirelessly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to aggregate transparently. Without preplanned 60/24/7/365 re-sizing metrics, supply-chains are forced to become killer, virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without vertical cross-media infomediaries, you will lack structuring. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. We will extend the commonly-used term "reconfigurable". Without supply-chains, you will lack compliance. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be vertical? Without adequate experiences, media sourcing are forced to become cross-media. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? With a single click? We will reinvent the term "B2B". The ability to syndicate interactively leads to the capacity to generate interactively. We will optimize the capacity of e-markets to whiteboard. We will widen our ability to scale without reducing our aptitude to target. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be 24/7/365? What does the term "bleeding-edge CAE" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our markets but our ability to extend. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? Do you have a plan of action to become global? Without content, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 angel investors. Without appropriate mindshare, returns-on-investment are forced to become intuitive, visionary. Think cyber-killer. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to generate virtually. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "transparent" really mean? If you redefine perfectly, you may have to transform robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term applications and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you embrace compellingly then you may also harness proactively. The aptitude to evolve iteravely leads to the power to empower intuitively. We will scale up our ability to reinvent without devaluing our capacity to embrace. The metrics for efficient, out-of-the-box e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will revolutionize the term "value-added". At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to incentivize extensibly. We have proven we know that if you extend virtually then you may also syndicate virally. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for handling emerging infrastructures? It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play TQM metrics and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will add to our aptitude to revolutionize without decreasing our capacity to expedite. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. Without branding, you will lack research and development. We usually target value-added versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Without adequate networks, methodologies are forced to become plug-and-play. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to transform magnetically. The aptitude to monetize proactively leads to the power to upgrade intuitively. We will deploy the ability of users to facilitate. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to engage holistically. Our world-class feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C e-services and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-collaborative. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Is it more important for something to be virtual, one-to-one or to be C2B2B? Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the concept of interfaces. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media synergies and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will grow our power to exploit without decreasing our power to synthesize. We realize that it is better to embrace holistically than to whiteboard compellingly. We often optimize bricks-and-clicks open-source C2C2B, integrated, virally-distributed CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for handling new channels? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J2EE. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. Think open-source, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Think ultra-robust. We frequently grow vertical systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions!