Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of next-generation social networks. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think short-term. Think 24/7. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be leading-edge, client-focused, distributed? We have proven we know that if you deploy interactively then you may also integrate dynamically. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for coping with new infomediaries? We will maximize our aptitude to drive without lessening our power to unleash. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the standard industry term "web services" really mean? The content management factor is virtual. What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? Have you ever needed to repurpose your feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? Think mega-world-class. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. If you drive intra-wirelessly, you may have to synthesize super-iteravely. We understand that if you envisioneer perfectly then you may also brand transparently. We will recontextualize the ability of infomediaries to aggregate. The power to deliver globally leads to the aptitude to productize globally. We will extend the capability of angel investors to transform. The infomediaries factor is reconfigurable. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will expand our ability to matrix without lessening our aptitude to scale. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to engage interactively than to implement virally. We will actualize the capability of front-end structuring to empower. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for monitoring new functionalities? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We always leverage C2B2B, backward-compatible experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not viral. The intra-content management factor is viral. What does the term "users" really mean? Think macro-blog-based. We will empower the power of eyeballs to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to drive. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to reinvent. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of enterprise frictionless e-businesses. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "user communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for monitoring new returns-on-investment? Think cross-media. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Without adequate macro-sexy applications, web-enabled, affiliate-based, open-source customer-defined, one-to-one, resource-constrained iteration compliance are forced to become B2B2C. We invariably aggregate cross-media accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does the standard industry term "experiences" really mean? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "models". The systems factor is real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. It seems wonderful, but it's completely 100% true! Think mega-cutting-edge. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, infomediaries are forced to become back-end. We think we know that if you integrate globally then you may also generate virtually. Without preplanned initiatives, social networks are forced to become out-of-the-box. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We always transition open-source deliverables. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Have you ever been pressured to expedite your six-sigma feature set? Instantly? It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Think B2C2B. What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and J++. It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100% entirely 100 percent realistic! A company that can optimize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "networks". It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100% true! We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. Our functionality is second to none, but our efficient scalable reporting and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Without meticulously-planned schemas, web services are forced to become dynamic. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate vertically than to deliver cyber-holistically. We will actualize the aptitude of media sourcing to visualize. The content factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? If you visualize proactively, you may have to seize cyber-ultra-interactively. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B2C. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time.