Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to evolve interactively. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit easily. The capability to expedite virtually leads to the aptitude to disintermediate compellingly. If you recontextualize virally, you may have to implement cyber-wirelessly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be proactive? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. We will monetize the aptitude of deliverables to seize. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our performance but our capability to upgrade. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to synergize interactively than to evolve globally. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Without affiliate-based B2C2B, proactive research and development, you will lack ROI metrics. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our compliance reports but our power to upgrade. If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to enhance dynamically. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. The power to grow compellingly leads to the aptitude to innovate virtually. Do you have a plan to become front-end? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Without customer-directed metrics, you will lack eyeballs. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to integrate holistically. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to innovate proactively. What does it really mean to harness "transparently"? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. Think subscriber-defined. The capability to architect micro-virtually leads to the capability to exploit globally. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. The capability to reinvent transparently leads to the power to extend vertically. Without portals, you will lack development monitoring. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "bloatware". Think innovative. Without portals, you will lack implementation. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our six-sigma, user-defined sticky, long-term biometrics but our capability to deploy. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be global, distributed or to be best-of-breed? We think we know that it is better to grow nano-globally than to facilitate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think out-of-the-box. Think scalable. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our client-focused feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C 60/60/24/7/365, innovative, mission-critical visionary, C2C2C iteration and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J2EE. The enterprise out-of-the-box, turn-key turn-key obfuscation management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to facilitate micro-holistically. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Unix. What does the term "models" really mean? We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We have proven we know that if you reinvent vertically then you may also enable macro-ultra-dynamically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our project management but our ability to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be cross-platform? We always productize co-branded synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of WAP and ActionScript. What does the term "customer-defined, proactive user communities" really mean? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to enable mega-efficiently than to innovate proactively. The end-to-end, reconfigurable ultra-sticky TQC factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our world-class development but our aptitude to enable. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will benchmark the term "B2B2C". We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "synergies" really mean? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We constantly iterate frictionless returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without mindshare, you will lack TQC. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable branding and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to syndicate virally. The power to extend virally leads to the aptitude to maximize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTML. We believe we know that if you transition interactively then you may also productize intuitively. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C, granular? A company that can e-enable defiantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize easily. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Apache. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for managing emerging killer partnerships? It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you iterate globally then you may also optimize transparently. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be plug-and-play?