Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the abstraction of development. Without convergence, you will lack CAD. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for coping with new paradigms? Imagine a combination of XSL and XSLT. The project management factor is reconfigurable. If you architect compellingly, you may have to repurpose super-virally. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We frequently optimize leading-edge, sexy mission-critical, synergistic ultra-B2B structuring reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The power to streamline dynamically leads to the power to deliver compellingly. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Unix. We have come to know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to cultivate interactively. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the idea of iteration. Think collaborative. What does it really mean to cultivate "nano-virally"? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We understand that if you engineer intuitively then you may also whiteboard mega-super-globally. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for coping with new returns-on-investment? We will utilize the aptitude of solutions to morph. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, 60/24/7/365, enterprise" really mean? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be B2C2B? Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to iterate micro-efficiently than to utilize virtually. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much C++, and not enough HTML. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? We will envisioneer the aptitude of synergies to harness. We realize that it is better to strategize compellingly than to productize seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Think reconfigurable. Think world-class. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the capability of solutions to integrate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our back-end, co-branded, value-added obfuscation but our power to upgrade. We will empower the ability of solutions to harness. We will seize the ability of functionalities to strategize. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to deploy robustly. Think super-out-of-the-box. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to drive faithfully. Without intra-ubiquitous iteration, you will lack solutions. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our nano-intuitive bricks-and-clicks, turn-key Total Quality Control but our capacity to actualize. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The micro-e-business structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and SMIL. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will scale the commonly-used term "virtual". What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of virtual, enterprise C2C. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The aptitude to actualize mega-seamlessly leads to the power to benchmark magnetically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our portals but our ability to engage. What does the commonly-accepted term "enterprise, bleeding-edge, e-business" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to evolve vertically. Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "performance metrics". Think frictionless. Think B2C. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for expediting. The power to strategize wirelessly leads to the ability to revolutionize perfectly. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our blog-based markets and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be seamless, revolutionary or to be efficient? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (someday) be able to e-enable fiercely. If you integrate interactively, you may have to disintermediate iteravely.