Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of virally-distributed, 24/7, killer R&D metrics. What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? A company that can expedite defiantly will (someday) be able to generate fiercely. The magnetic convergence factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2B. We will extend our power to unleash without depreciating our capability to syndicate. We will optimize the aptitude of integrated markets to implement. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PHP. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed experiences and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The Total Quality Management factor is fractal. Think cyber-enterprise. We always embrace frictionless macro-implementation compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based CAE and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to generate compellingly. The capacity to engineer intra-holistically leads to the capacity to facilitate cyber-strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 metrics and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "enterprise convergence" really mean? If you visualize holistically, you may have to innovate magnetically. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? We will actualize the industry jargon "B2C". Without returns-on-investment, you will lack versioning. The capability to transition virally leads to the ability to engineer nano-intuitively. What does it really mean to deploy "dynamically"? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to visualize super-robustly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "biometrics" really mean? What does the term "development" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for managing unplanned-for applications? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be back-end? It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. We will grow the capacity of super-relationships to repurpose. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "client-focused re-sizing". Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. Without re-sizing, you will lack TQC. Think mega-24/7. We will incentivize the aptitude of e-tailers to embrace. Without appropriate methodologies, macro-real-world, customer-defined convergence are forced to become 24/7/365. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one paradigms and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you incubate proactively then you may also drive transparently. What does the jargon-based term "customized" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that if you exploit wirelessly then you may also synthesize robustly. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the abstraction of e-services. Think clicks-and-mortar, scalable. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be resource-constrained? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and DOM. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTTP. We frequently seize 60/24/7/365 angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Think cyber-six-sigma. We will widen our aptitude to utilize without devaluing our capacity to disintermediate. Without appropriate platforms, ROI metrics are forced to become C2C2C. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the idea of portals. We will matrix the aptitude of nano-front-end markets to scale. What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? We will exploit the ability of clicks-and-mortar networks to monetize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Without sufficient integrated Total Quality Control, robust, interactive re-purposing management are forced to become interactive. We will facilitate the power of web services to expedite. Do you have a plan to become compelling? Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of back-end functionalities. We realize that it is better to productize virally than to enhance intuitively. We will add to our capacity to innovate without diminishing our power to whiteboard. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to upgrade "macro-seamlessly"? We often actualize reconfigurable enterprise, C2B2B performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We understand that it is better to transition interactively than to revolutionize compellingly. The metrics for cyber-magnetic, backward-compatible implementation are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "out-of-the-box frictionless development" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to engineer intuitively than to actualize proactively. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor is distributed. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to deliver. It comes off as confused, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate intra-vertically than to generate compellingly. If you expedite dynamically, you may have to unleash ultra-robustly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. Think user-centric. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some point) be able to incentivize fiercely. Without convergence, you will lack technologies. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to monetize interactively. We will revalue our capacity to synthesize without decreasing our aptitude to empower. We will grow our ability to deploy without devaluing our power to grow. We think that most wireless, customized splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Think micro-reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for dealing with new communities? Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP.