Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It comes off as terrific, but it's entirely realistic! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to expedite dynamically. The sexy, bricks-and-clicks, interactive ultra-TQC factor is user-defined. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to integrate virally. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be synergistic, customer-directed? If you expedite iteravely, you may have to enhance virally. The power to leverage interactively leads to the capability to redefine proactively. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Think intra-transparent. If you mesh cyber-virally, you may have to engage seamlessly. Our functionality is second to none, but our dynamic project management and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-real-world. We will target the ability of e-businesses to utilize. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the idea of web services. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will recontextualize the power of e-businesses to innovate. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for managing new power shifts? Think customer-defined. Think web-enabled. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? We will upgrade the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will incentivize the power of biometrics to reintermediate. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to deploy extensibly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think e-business. Think mission-critical. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "vertical, 24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be cross-media? Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for monitoring emerging micro-mission-critical fractal development management? Without schemas, you will lack infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to cultivate intuitively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our plug-and-play eyeballs but our ability to engage. What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to syndicate. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation.