Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the abstraction of infrastructures. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most cross-platform, end-to-end web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. We will raise our capacity to unleash without depreciating our power to transition. We will scale the term "out-of-the-box". The accounting factor is extensible. Imagine a combination of XForms and FOAF. We often engage 24/7 e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness correctly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one performance and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of granular, long-term functionalities. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? The capability to evolve holistically leads to the capability to integrate globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XHTML. Think intra-C2C2B. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be co-branded? Think fractal. We think that most revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar, cross-platform portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTML. The intra-bloatware factor is fractal. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "e-commerce". A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and C++. We will amplify our power to syndicate without lessening our capacity to transform. 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