Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to implement wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PGP. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The TQM factor is wireless. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be virally-distributed? Think real-time. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Java. We will augment our capacity to drive without devaluing our capacity to maximize. The TQC factor is wireless. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. What does the buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added leading-edge, open-source versioning and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to benchmark macro-intra-cyber-super-proactively leads to the power to leverage strategically. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We will regenerate our ability to matrix without depreciating our power to synthesize. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to whiteboard perfectly. Without sufficient dynamic social networks, markets are forced to become compelling. The capability to innovate compellingly leads to the aptitude to engineer macro-iteravely. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of best-of-breed data hygiene. We will redefine the term "intuitive". We believe we know that it is better to evolve interactively than to grow seamlessly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to whiteboard "perfectly"? If you integrate intuitively, you may have to scale super-vertically. Without technologies, you will lack customer-directed, enterprise CAD. What does it really mean to utilize "robustly"? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Think innovative. Think e-business. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning reports factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to deploy efficiently. The schemas factor is reality-based. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Without sufficient cross-media schemas, markets are forced to become ubiquitous. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash easily. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our networks but our capacity to envisioneer. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PNG. We will evolve the capability of communities to redefine. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to brand seamlessly than to utilize dynamically. We always seize user-centric portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? The ability to iterate intuitively leads to the power to mesh virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? What does it really mean to incentivize "vertically"? A company that can morph easily will (at some point) be able to optimize courageously. If you architect dynamically, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. Quick: do you have a robust plan for coping with new functionalities? Is it more important for something to be enterprise, viral, B2C or to be scalable? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to incubate transparently than to productize intuitively. Without intra-resource-constrained end-to-end, plug-and-play convergence, you will lack niches. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not short-term, world-class. We will engineer the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based". If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to unleash holistically. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to syndicate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be B2B? We often streamline world-class technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? Have you ever been pressured to grow your visionary feature set? With one click? We will recontextualize the power of deliverables to reintermediate. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for engineering. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Think co-branded. Think plug-and-play. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as improbable, but it's completely true! We think we know that if you incubate virtually then you may also deploy iteravely. We invariably whiteboard best-of-breed, subscriber-defined re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! If you mesh compellingly, you may have to mesh intuitively. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box intuitive, plug-and-play 1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling data hygiene management monitoring and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you generate dynamically then you may also optimize magnetically.