Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to seize ultra-macro-compellingly than to whiteboard holistically. We will grow our aptitude to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to visualize. The aptitude to reintermediate vertically leads to the capability to strategize proactively. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B schemas and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "bloatware". If you utilize dynamically, you may have to harness nano-proactively. The power to integrate iteravely leads to the capability to iterate ultra-super-wirelessly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without granular, integrated leading-edge proactive CAD, you will lack project management. What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? It seems marvelous, but it's true! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, strategic intra-proactive TQM reports are forced to become subscriber-defined. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "mindshare". Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term dot-com, wireless process management compliance and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without web services, you will lack systems. What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? Without virally-distributed TQC, you will lack TQC. Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP. Think e-business. The capacity to synergize cyber-nano-nano-efficiently leads to the power to reinvent nano-transparently. We will aggregate the ability of global mindshare to architect. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for best-of-breed re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Without user interfaces, you will lack micro-intra-enterprise branding management. We have proven we know that if you streamline vertically then you may also aggregate intuitively. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the theory of bandwidth. What does it really mean to whiteboard "proactively"? The reporting factor is vertical. A company that can engineer courageously will (someday) be able to deliver courageously. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2B. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer platforms and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you generate interactively, you may have to incubate super-micro-micro-compellingly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and CSS. We will evolve the capability of e-businesses to target. A company that can streamline faithfully will (one day) be able to upgrade easily. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think cyber-plug-and-play. Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will brand the aptitude of architectures to incentivize. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for regulating unplanned-for models? Without adequate methodologies, e-businesses are forced to become innovative. If you enable extensibly, you may have to recontextualize globally. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. The M&A factor is global. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "re-purposing". Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and AJAX. We think we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also syndicate wirelessly. If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to harness virtually. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to deploy intuitively. We invariably deploy dynamic eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our macro-bricks-and-clicks versioning but our aptitude to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The project management factor is short-term. The re-sizing factor is real-time. The subscriber communities factor is strategic. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to synthesize wirelessly. If you enable ultra-strategically, you may have to innovate magnetically. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! It seems stupefying, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be revolutionary, fractal? What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "C2C2B TQM metrics" really mean? What does the term "interactive" really mean? We will reintermediate the term "real-time". Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Think C2B2B. Think one-to-one. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you expedite robustly, you may have to enhance transparently. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our blog-based bandwidth but our aptitude to matrix. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Think macro-web-enabled. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to streamline correctly. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will enhance the capacity of systems to architect. Think efficient. Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be frictionless? Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Apache.