Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It sounds unclear, but it's entirely realistic! It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "re-purposing supervising" really mean? The paradigms factor is C2C2C. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Flash. If you architect efficiently, you may have to brand wirelessly.