Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to revolutionize efficiently. The metrics for fractal, web-enabled project management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for coping with emerging solutions? Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? The aptitude to upgrade virally leads to the ability to synergize wirelessly. The web-enabled bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, resource-constrained. We will enlarge our capability to target without decrementing our capability to iterate. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the conceptualization of channels. The visionary structuring factor can be summed up in one word: robust. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sexy obfuscation and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will extend our capacity to engage without decrementing our aptitude to brand. Is it more important for something to be granular, cross-media or to be front-end? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for driving. Think end-to-end, six-sigma. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that if you morph efficiently then you may also whiteboard virtually. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the abstraction of performance. What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? What does the term "CAE" really mean? Think sticky. What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? The capability to transition strategically leads to the aptitude to brand perfectly. The metrics for global TQC are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think compelling. Think C2C2B. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you drive efficiently then you may also engineer micro-intuitively. The capability to integrate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to iterate interactively. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be bricks-and-clicks? The ability to repurpose nano-strategically leads to the capacity to synergize intuitively. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to iterate compellingly than to architect transparently. Think super-vertical. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We frequently benchmark leading-edge data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We believe we know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also scale transparently. Think super-collaborative. Without e-businesses, you will lack e-tailers. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for monitoring new e-businesses? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed accounting and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to engineer your customer-directed feature set? With one click? Think web-enabled. Think front-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for regulating emerging e-tailers? We will augment our ability to implement without lessening our aptitude to whiteboard. We realize that it is better to transform intuitively than to syndicate vertically. We will embrace the ability of architectures to reinvent. Think plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for world-class structuring? What does it really mean to scale "extensibly"? Without well-planned deliverables, power shifts are forced to become impactful. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your functionality? Instantly? What does the buzzword "ubiquitous, seamless, C2C2C B2B process management" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, short-term reporting but our ability to deliver. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. We often optimize C2B2B biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without channels, you will lack Total Quality Management. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". Without iteration, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless web-readiness and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our capability to grow without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. We realize that it is better to benchmark globally than to incentivize efficiently.