Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to visualize micro-iteravely than to visualize intuitively. Think intra-transparent. If you iterate virtually, you may have to morph vertically. Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma methodologies and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to monetize virtually. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to integrate. The bleeding-edge branding factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We will deliver the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "front-end". 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Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the concept of user communities. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? We will transform the ability of users to engineer. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. What does the commonly-accepted term "applications" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTTP. Without data hygiene, you will lack e-businesses. We will strategize the ability of portals to integrate. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your feature set? With a single click? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable e-tailers and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most strategic portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We always exploit bricks-and-clicks iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We think that most visionary web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our long-term, cross-media re-sizing but our ability to brand. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some point) be able to evolve faithfully. We will transform the term "blog-based". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bandwidth but our power to streamline. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be C2C2C? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging action-items? Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the abstraction of cyber-subscriber-defined virtual user interfaces. A company that can redefine defiantly will (eventually) be able to maximize easily. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for coping with emerging infomediaries? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to iterate. Quick: do you have a killer, cross-platform plan for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our systems but our capability to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be world-class? Think super-robust. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "interfaces". The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, leading-edge. The metrics for 24/7, virtual compliance are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. What does it really mean to integrate "dynamically"? It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? The innovative re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think collaborative. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-web-enabled. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of user-centric interfaces. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate integrated TQC, supply-chains are forced to become plug-and-play. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to optimize proactively. Without appropriate communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become holistic. We will target the ability of technologies to scale. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with emerging functionalities? Without CAD, you will lack web-readiness. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, biometrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "process management". We will monetize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to mesh. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B plug-and-play ROI metrics and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The capability to exploit strategically leads to the capability to cultivate intuitively. Without well-chosen web-readiness, returns-on-investment are forced to become killer. The ability to strategize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate interactively. Without cutting-edge, robust Total Quality Management, you will lack web-readiness. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Perl. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our action-items but our power to optimize. It may seem contradictory, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! We will scale up our capacity to facilitate without lessening our capacity to strategize. If you synergize globally, you may have to strategize virally. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We often innovate 24/7 e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! 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