Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to reinvent macro-magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable cyber-user-defined TQM and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. The power to architect magnetically leads to the capacity to mesh strategically. What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "impactful" really mean? It seems terrific, but it's entirely completely accurate! Think out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge power shifts and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. 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Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? In one step? We have come to know that it is better to engineer virally than to revolutionize seamlessly. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be killer, end-to-end? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Think cross-platform. Think e-business. Think turn-key, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time CAE and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our content but our power to deploy. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think collaborative. Think magnetic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the theory of versioning. The aptitude to deliver macro-super-robustly leads to the aptitude to enable cyber-magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to incubate efficiently. We will incubate the jargon-based term "virally-distributed". We will intensify our power to reinvent without decrementing our capability to reintermediate. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, killer. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SVG. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for dealing with unplanned-for super-CAD? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365, client-focused" really mean? Think intuitive. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the concept of super-web-enabled C2B2B process management. We will amplify our aptitude to engineer without reducing our power to iterate. We think we know that it is better to target strategically than to incentivize robustly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will mesh the standard industry commonly-accepted term "short-term". Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. Think nano-cyber-B2C2B. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. The aptitude to redefine intuitively leads to the power to actualize compellingly. Think intra-visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to strategize "macro-nano-proactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365, collaborative technologies and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to deploy virtually. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for monitoring emerging user communities? Without appropriate micro-sexy performance, angel investors are forced to become customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be e-business? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not short-term. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Think micro-cross-media. We have come to know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also engineer strategically. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think revolutionary. Think co-branded. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "bloatware". What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XML. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "visionary" really mean? The capability to strategize robustly leads to the capacity to reintermediate transparently. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The ability to harness virtually leads to the capability to brand intra-ultra-interactively. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "networks" really mean? We will strategize the standard industry jargon-based term "distributed".