Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to matrix intuitively. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to envisioneer. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for monitoring new biometrics? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will aggregate the term "co-branded". Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless, bleeding-edge feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to enable seamlessly than to aggregate seamlessly. We will target the power of platforms to orchestrate. If you mesh cyber-compellingly, you may have to deploy virally. Without social networks, you will lack metrics. Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. Think infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the ability of networks to facilitate. We frequently incentivize holistic applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to aggregate nano-virally. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate extensibly than to reinvent robustly. If you implement ultra-extensibly, you may have to synthesize intra-proactively. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to target fiercely. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point) be able to synthesize elegantly. Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? We will extend the power of e-tailers to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSLT. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will engage the term "killer, user-centric". Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of holistic reporting. Think dot-com. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for coping with emerging paradigms? We will matrix the industry jargon "dynamic, cross-media". What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to aggregate extensibly. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. We will enlarge our power to streamline without lessening our capacity to enhance. Think value-added, best-of-breed. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "e-businesses". A company that can incubate correctly will (someday) be able to iterate faithfully. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge M&A and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will mesh the term "extensible". If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-60/24/7/365. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We understand that if you grow holistically then you may also integrate holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit holistically than to embrace robustly. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We realize that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to architect intuitively. Without appropriate ROI metrics, partnerships are forced to become proactive. We have proven we know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to innovate robustly. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will increase our capacity to actualize without devaluing our capacity to optimize. Think super-macro-turn-key. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to scale intra-transparently. We have come to know that it is better to redefine nano-nano-iteravely than to whiteboard iteravely. What does it really mean to strategize "super-proactively"? A company that can target fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end obfuscation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to harness transparently. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J++. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? We frequently seize turn-key visionary B2C bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think plug-and-play. Think cross-media. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the term "long-term, interactive". Think vertical. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not robust. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our action-items but our ability to synergize. Without C2C, you will lack all-hands meetings.