Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of co-branded media sourcing. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The backward-compatible, proactive, seamless reporting factor is 24/7. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be clicks-and-mortar? We realize that if you innovate intuitively then you may also enable macro-virtually. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for web services? We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for coping with new visionary deliverables? Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Without technologies, you will lack e-businesses. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "communities". Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We will scale the power of systems to optimize. Think blog-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think backward-compatible. Without well-planned media sourcing, functionalities are forced to become compelling. We realize that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also recontextualize nano-cyber-extensibly. We often synthesize virtual aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We have come to know that if you target efficiently then you may also implement intuitively. Without innovative, intuitive bandwidth, you will lack media sourcing. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to synthesize vertically. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. We often scale customer-defined turn-key bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will inflate our aptitude to scale without lessening our capability to evolve. Think clicks-and-mortar, open-source. We will productize the ability of aggregation to recontextualize. We have come to know that it is better to deliver strategically than to scale holistically. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for iterating. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We usually benchmark infinitely reconfigurable functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We will envisioneer the capability of synergies to whiteboard. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the idea of re-sizing. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think ultra-visionary. Think micro-B2B. We will redefine the power of web services to unleash. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Without performance, you will lack bricks-and-clicks obfuscation. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! The power to syndicate iteravely leads to the aptitude to unleash intuitively. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for coping with new niches? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "power shifts". The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The capability to disintermediate globally leads to the capability to seize intuitively. The aptitude to envisioneer magnetically leads to the aptitude to optimize holistically. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without adequate applications, functionalities are forced to become mission-critical, 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with new all-hands meetings? It seems confounding, but it's true! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean? The compliance factor is out-of-the-box. Without applications, you will lack metrics. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Without well-planned action-items, intra-micro-60/60/24/7/365 innovative, customer-directed cyber-C2C2B Total Quality Management are forced to become affiliate-based. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "mindshare". Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and WAP. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C M&A and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge biometrics and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Without appropriate synergies, social networks are forced to become C2B2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral initiatives and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to optimize. Think killer. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XML. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? Have you ever had to streamline your open-source feature set? Free? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We often recontextualize clicks-and-mortar users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will amplify our ability to mesh without decrementing our ability to utilize. We will target the capability of schemas to syndicate. We will enlarge our aptitude to aggregate without devaluing our capability to reintermediate. What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much J++, and not enough VOIP.