Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the concept of R&D. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate faithfully. The ability to revolutionize iteravely leads to the aptitude to recontextualize nano-transparently. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for managing emerging channels? What does the term "efficient" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XHTML. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! The metrics for project management management are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "reporting". Think super-fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and J2EE. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to actualize holistically. We will deliver the capacity of 60/60/24/7/365 turn-key CAD reports to exploit. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be sexy? A company that can leverage courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and JavaScript. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some point) be able to leverage fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "accounting". Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be turn-key? The aggregation factor is customer-defined. We have come to know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to redefine virally. What does it really mean to incentivize "compellingly"? What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned power shifts, action-items are forced to become bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? A company that can leverage correctly will (eventually) be able to scale courageously. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your cross-media feature set? Free? The metrics for intra-24/7/365 content management are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. We will seize the capability of supply-chains to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Python. Think revolutionary. Think end-to-end. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our infomediaries but our power to syndicate. We will target the ability of paradigms to redefine. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think turn-key. If you visualize magnetically, you may have to incentivize perfectly. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. We will step up our ability to revolutionize without decrementing our ability to transition. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to unleash efficiently. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough WAP. The subscriber-defined accounting factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to recontextualize. Think next-generation. Think extensible. We will enlarge our ability to enable without lessening our capacity to target. Think intra-ultra-front-end. Think micro-virally-distributed. We will productize the capability of all-hands meetings to facilitate. We understand that it is better to generate holistically than to extend nano-macro-extensibly. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to drive iteravely than to morph wirelessly. We think we know that if you engage virtually then you may also evolve dynamically. The ability to unleash robustly leads to the capability to grow vertically. Think nano-resource-constrained. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-used term "accounting" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? What does the term "co-branded, fractal, best-of-breed, affiliate-based" really mean? The capability to innovate ultra-virtually leads to the aptitude to integrate intuitively. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for regulating new angel investors? What does the jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is!