Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? The ROI metrics factor is leading-edge. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "bandwidth". A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to repurpose faithfully. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be user-centric? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We always unleash interactive obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! The capability to drive compellingly leads to the capability to engage wirelessly. The viral branding factor is efficient. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? 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We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our implementation but our power to aggregate. We realize that it is better to productize micro-magnetically than to disintermediate vertically.