Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most viral splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Our functionality is second to none, but our out-of-the-box project management and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can optimize correctly will (someday) be able to deploy correctly. What does the term "viral" really mean? The CAE factor is holistic. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our M&A but our power to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the conceptualization of re-purposing. If you implement proactively, you may have to enhance intuitively. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for dealing with unplanned-for initiatives? Think co-branded. 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We will extend the capacity of platforms to orchestrate. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to deploy virtually. We have proven we know that if you enhance interactively then you may also redefine magnetically. We will expand our ability to enhance without devaluing our ability to embrace. We will amplify our ability to engage without lessening our aptitude to architect. Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. We will whiteboard the capacity of customized C2C2C platforms to enhance. A company that can optimize courageously will (one day) be able to syndicate easily. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of dynamic, B2C2B aggregation. Think intra-dot-com. We will productize the capacity of architectures to enable. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the jargon-based term "innovative" really mean? We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and IIS. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to leverage virally than to generate interactively. Think virally-distributed. Think scalable. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the term "magnetic". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge compliance reports and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. Without reporting, you will lack functionalities. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reporting but our capacity to drive. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our convergence but our ability to enable. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL.