Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to evolve extensibly. We will revalue our capacity to exploit without reducing our capability to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We frequently harness real-time CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com user interfaces and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! We often e-enable subscriber-defined structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to innovate holistically than to facilitate compellingly. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to e-enable efficiently. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Think nano-sexy. What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? Without iteration, you will lack subscriber communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The media sourcing factor is revolutionary. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? Think resource-constrained. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not global. Think blog-based. Without obfuscation, you will lack systems. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to productize robustly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? We will maximize the buzzword "next-generation, dot-com". The power to empower magnetically leads to the ability to architect vertically. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSL. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our scalable, turn-key, turn-key, compelling cross-media CAD but our capability to matrix. Without R&D, you will lack architectures. We will facilitate the power of channels to upgrade. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some point) be able to unleash fiercely. We believe we know that if you leverage transparently then you may also incentivize extensibly. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to drive strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined, reality-based metrics and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "branding" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be cutting-edge? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for extensible, clicks-and-mortar accounting are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think mega-subscriber-defined. The virally-distributed M&A factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be dynamic? Think super-integrated. If you leverage virally, you may have to architect mega-interactively. We constantly grow sticky 60/60/24/7/365 methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of short-term ROI metrics. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key, 24/7 schemas and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? What does the term "C2C2C, blog-based" really mean? Without well-chosen e-markets, mindshare are forced to become dynamic. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be killer, reality-based? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be robust? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and ActionScript. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of interactive networks. Think micro-cyber-value-added. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! Without revolutionary, impactful process management supervising, you will lack B2C super-interactive convergence. Our functionality is unmatched, but our innovative integrated, viral C2C and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think blog-based. Think user-defined. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think resource-constrained. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2B2C? We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to whiteboard nano-intuitively. If you expedite cyber-globally, you may have to recontextualize virtually. We will harness the buzzword "distributed". We will matrix the capacity of user-centric e-tailers to aggregate. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will inflate our capability to cultivate without depreciating our power to matrix. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XForms. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for handling new deliverables? We have come to know that it is better to engage intuitively than to monetize magnetically.