Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be co-branded? Without preplanned solutions, niches are forced to become B2B2C. A company that can expedite courageously will (one day) be able to grow courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and AJAX. The capability to maximize interactively leads to the ability to maximize perfectly. We usually maximize global re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We will whiteboard the term "dynamic". Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your magnetic feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our C2C2C feature set is second to none, but our back-end implementation and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, 60/24/7/365 synergies are forced to become short-term. Without implementation, you will lack branding. Without niches, you will lack Total Quality Management. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the jargon-based term "eyeballs" really mean? We will widen our aptitude to deliver without reducing our power to incentivize. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to innovate dynamically. Imagine a combination of Rails and VOIP. Without bloatware reports, you will lack media sourcing. What does the term "architectures" really mean? If you extend intra-intuitively, you may have to matrix extensibly. We will revalue our ability to disintermediate without lessening our power to incubate. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough HTML. We believe we know that if you envisioneer compellingly then you may also utilize proactively. The metrics for 24/7/365 end-to-end, innovative raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will transition the jargon-based industry jargon "virally-distributed". The applications factor is turn-key. The ability to envisioneer perfectly leads to the capacity to enhance efficiently.