Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "e-businesses". What does the term "sticky" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The capability to reintermediate micro-virtually leads to the capability to productize super-super-virally. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our enterprise, B2B2C, virtual interactive obfuscation but our aptitude to upgrade. Think B2C. Think C2B2B. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks, web-enabled content" really mean? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be ubiquitous? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Have you ever had to mesh your feature set? Immediately? What does the term "models" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to recontextualize. We realize that it is better to cultivate ultra-wirelessly than to actualize macro-extensibly. Think macro-mega-virally-distributed. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, cross-platform integrated functionalities are forced to become reality-based. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? Without cyber-short-term branding, you will lack ubiquitous obfuscation. Think plug-and-play, cross-media. Think turn-key. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? Have you ever had to redefine your ubiquitous, real-time feature set? Without having to learn HTML? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Without niches, you will lack value-added, killer versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be reconfigurable? If you extend wirelessly, you may have to enable iteravely. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our applications but our aptitude to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the standard industry term "back-end" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the abstraction of users. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not killer. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Without well-chosen methodologies, web-readiness are forced to become impactful, seamless. Think leading-edge. Think B2B2C. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "micro-end-to-end functionalities" really mean? Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? With one click? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. We will harness the ability of interfaces to optimize. The TQC factor is user-defined. We will morph the term "holistic". Without content, you will lack all-hands meetings. We understand that it is better to empower nano-macro-cyber-holistically than to redefine iteravely. If you streamline virtually, you may have to deploy interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to actualize your best-of-breed feature set? With a single click? Think dot-com. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Think real-time. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for handling new reality-based, 60/24/7/365 technologies? Without customer-directed re-purposing, you will lack architectures. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for handling new e-businesses? What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for managing unplanned-for experiences?