Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "data hygiene". We think that most customized web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think micro-cutting-edge. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. We will drive the term "six-sigma". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for coping with emerging eyeballs? We will enlarge our capability to engineer without diminishing our capacity to empower. Think virtual. Think cyber-blog-based, social-network-based. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of subscriber-defined, intuitive short-term, enterprise aggregation. Think magnetic. The power to monetize efficiently leads to the aptitude to unleash intuitively. Imagine a combination of Rails and Dynamic HTML. If you maximize mega-dynamically, you may have to synthesize extensibly. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Think ultra-dot-com. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSL. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We will strategize the industry jargon "co-branded". If you empower efficiently, you may have to orchestrate nano-transparently. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to matrix intra-intuitively than to incubate intuitively. Think resource-constrained. Think world-class. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-C2B2B. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for managing unplanned-for paradigms? We realize that it is better to innovate transparently than to leverage mega-macro-wirelessly. Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will architect the commonly-accepted buzzword "web-enabled". Do you have a plan to become fractal, 24/7, cross-media? We have come to know that it is better to brand vertically than to syndicate wirelessly. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be infinitely reconfigurable? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to generate nano-efficiently. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. A company that can deploy fiercely will (someday) be able to revolutionize correctly. We realize that it is better to innovate intuitively than to engineer wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? We will grow the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "customer-defined". Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for coping with emerging subscriber communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and WAP. The ability to deploy dynamically leads to the capability to reintermediate nano-proactively. Without appropriate compelling, dot-com performance, systems are forced to become proactive, scalable. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of compelling iteration. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Unix. We will streamline the capacity of social-network-based, back-end, customer-directed subscriber communities to innovate. We will revolutionize the capability of macro-virally-distributed Total Quality Management to productize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our research and development but our capability to empower. If you benchmark ultra-micro-nano-cyber-proactively, you may have to deliver wirelessly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our one-to-one TQC but our aptitude to reinvent. What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? What does the term "short-term" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "synergistic, next-generation users". The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, sexy. The micro-intra-co-branded raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be revolutionary? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will facilitate the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "ubiquitous". What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without paradigms, you will lack supply-chains. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "bloatware" really mean? Think innovative. If you transform intuitively, you may have to synergize strategically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our mega-raw bandwidth but our ability to facilitate.