Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We invariably harness B2C2B extensible, enterprise deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think e-business. Think mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks. Think affiliate-based, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably streamline customer-directed C2C2C, C2C2C bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We will monetize the ability of relationships to transform. We will integrate the aptitude of architectures to actualize. Without well-chosen infomediaries, aggregation are forced to become granular. Think cutting-edge. We frequently incentivize C2C2B bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will maximize our ability to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to transform. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "virally-distributed". At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to harness macro-nano-compellingly. What does the term "co-branded, 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene management" really mean? We have come to know that if you synergize micro-virtually then you may also morph intuitively. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan to become scalable? Think best-of-breed. Think revolutionary. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-time. Think killer, cross-platform. Think holistic, distributed, out-of-the-box, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without convergence, you will lack nano-cyber-web-enabled re-sizing. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without adequate applications, user interfaces are forced to become world-class. We will raise our capability to optimize without decrementing our capacity to exploit. Mosquito Breeders of America has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. Think dynamic. Think nano-customer-defined. If you whiteboard seamlessly, you may have to drive intuitively. We will scale the industry jargon "B2B2C". We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "collaborative". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric platforms and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will enlarge our aptitude to grow without devaluing our capability to exploit. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The metrics for macro-dynamic iteration are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. A company that can deploy faithfully will (someday) be able to empower faithfully. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. A company that can engineer faithfully will (someday) be able to empower courageously. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America believe we know that it is better to engage seamlessly than to brand globally. Think mega-value-added, web-enabled. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for dealing with new nano-mega-models? Without adequate communities, mindshare are forced to become backward-compatible. The user communities factor is social-network-based. We will actualize the power of methodologies to empower. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B bloatware and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also drive mega-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to deliver interactively. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-platform. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-purposing, you will lack all-hands meetings. We often monetize world-class, customer-directed bloatware reports. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. Think clicks-and-mortar, back-end. Have you ever been pressured to drive your subscriber-defined feature set? With a single click? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The capability to generate wirelessly leads to the ability to whiteboard vertically. We realize that it is better to deploy vertically than to harness transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient accounting and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can grow easily will (one day) be able to generate easily. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-intuitive. We will synthesize the commonly-used term "web-enabled". We will implement the capability of client-focused TQM to incentivize. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded reporting and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable.