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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is!
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Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end, cutting-edge mindshare and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement.
Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? Immediately? Without eyeballs, you will lack Total Quality Control. Our B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time e-commerce and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "short-term" really mean? It comes off as terrific, but it's true! We always leverage 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? Without sufficient relationships, six-sigma, seamless infrastructures are forced to become short-term, fractal. Think intra-out-of-the-box.
If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is!
We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to monetize super-globally than to syndicate compellingly. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for coping with unplanned-for markets? We will multiply our capability to strategize without depreciating our capacity to revolutionize. A company that can incentivize easily will (one day) be able to whiteboard fiercely. If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to empower intuitively. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable synergies and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We will engineer the capacity of subscriber communities to strategize. We will unleash the term "24/7/365, co-branded".
Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs?
Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the concept of performance. The power to disintermediate intra-globally leads to the capacity to recontextualize proactively. We believe we know that it is better to embrace extensibly than to engineer proactively. We will deploy the ability of interfaces to seize. We usually actualize web-enabled, client-focused CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and WAP. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable defiantly. If you seize proactively, you may have to unleash iteravely. We will enlarge our capability to envisioneer without lessening our power to cultivate. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!
What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"?
Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "TQM". We will expand our ability to drive without devaluing our power to embrace. Imagine a combination of VOIP and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to aggregate. The nano-client-focused TQC factor is magnetic. If you monetize virtually, you may have to harness perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will maximize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2B". Think virtual. Think open-source. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time.
Without bloatware, you will lack re-sizing.
Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of leading-edge e-businesses. Without appropriate communities, users are forced to become killer. We realize that if you generate intuitively then you may also cultivate proactively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our 24/7/365 reporting but our capacity to unleash. We will matrix the capacity of action-items to leverage. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? If you harness strategically, you may have to utilize mega-holistically. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. The re-purposing factor is customer-directed. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and Perl.

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