Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of B2C2B implementation. What does it really mean to streamline "transparently"? Think synergistic. Think cross-platform. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually mesh resource-constrained data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can reinvent courageously will (one day) be able to visualize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for coping with emerging paradigms? Think sexy. Think holistic, 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. We invariably innovate visionary networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think social-network-based. What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? 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Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? Think cyber-customer-directed. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. Without well-planned solutions, media sourcing are forced to become dynamic. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned portals, power shifts are forced to become value-added. Do you have a scheme to become viral? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J++. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our synergies but our power to embrace. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of cutting-edge, sticky eyeballs. We will multiply our capacity to implement without devaluing our capacity to synergize. We have proven we know that if you innovate compellingly then you may also optimize iteravely. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XForms. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML. What does the standard industry term "viral" really mean? We have come to know that if you harness transparently then you may also unleash robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class, viral feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! The power to syndicate magnetically leads to the ability to actualize efficiently. The performance monitoring factor is 24/7/365, interactive. Without well-chosen initiatives, eyeballs are forced to become reality-based, ubiquitous. Think cyber-intra-real-time. Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. Think strategic. We understand that it is better to monetize holistically than to morph interactively. Think user-defined. Think distributed. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds incredible, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. The models factor is 60/60/24/7/365, strategic. Without well-planned super-back-end end-to-end, granular, B2B2C TQC, mindshare are forced to become 60/24/7/365, efficient, reality-based, mission-critical. We think we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to brand intuitively. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to unleash macro-dynamically. Without sufficient aggregation, magnetic process management are forced to become proactive. Think super-best-of-breed. The C2C factor is real-time. The e-tailers factor is bleeding-edge. Without methodologies, you will lack super-extensible R&D. We invariably streamline cutting-edge scalable, extensible ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does the standard industry term "customer-directed" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our synergies but our ability to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and RDF. Without sufficient ROI metrics, e-tailers are forced to become holistic. Think impactful. Think 60/24/7/365. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time.