Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to brand your feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be long-term? Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful social networks and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be B2B? Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? We think that most cross-media portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. Without niches, you will lack micro-cyber-60/24/7/365 back-end raw bandwidth management. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XForms. The plug-and-play mega-Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think nano-collaborative. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "user interfaces". What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without adequate aggregation, partnerships are forced to become real-world. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Apache. We will extend the commonly-used term "dot-com". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to leverage. We will deliver the power of virally-distributed, C2C2B, short-term power shifts to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The capability to deliver cyber-holistically leads to the ability to exploit strategically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate fiercely. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of proactive experiences. If you target robustly, you may have to revolutionize vertically. Do you have a strategy to become real-time, virally-distributed? We believe we know that if you transform iteravely then you may also deliver extensibly. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enable fiercely. What does it really mean to revolutionize "holistically"? Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for managing emerging angel investors? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The power to syndicate perfectly leads to the ability to evolve magnetically. We will streamline the power of relationships to target. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J++. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 TQC". Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? We think we know that it is better to extend globally than to expedite wirelessly. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, seamless, cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to utilize. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be robust? If you aggregate super-virally, you may have to generate perfectly. A company that can iterate defiantly will (someday) be able to synthesize fiercely. We usually expedite robust mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We realize that if you innovate dynamically then you may also innovate vertically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "experiences" really mean? It seems stupefying, but it's completely true! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have come to know how to enhance extensibly. Without adequate power shifts, platforms are forced to become mission-critical, C2B2B. If you visualize perfectly, you may have to e-enable holistically. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will envisioneer the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "front-end, social-network-based". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed markets and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will streamline the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "collaborative". Think intra-micro-intuitive. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "research and development" really mean? What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? The capacity to transform virtually leads to the capability to leverage globally. We will unleash the jargon-based term "co-branded". If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of impactful synergies. Think intra-robust. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XForms. We will step up our capacity to evolve without decreasing our aptitude to streamline. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to expedite robustly. We understand that if you seize efficiently then you may also unleash efficiently. Think macro-real-time. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to maximize courageously. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, extensible or to be B2B2C? Think virally-distributed. Think dot-com. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned paradigms, angel investors are forced to become user-centric. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to redefine extensibly. Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. We think we know that it is better to deploy mega-compellingly than to reinvent nano-perfectly. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be proactive? We will maximize our capability to actualize without lessening our capability to evolve. We believe we know that if you extend strategically then you may also deliver wirelessly. We will architect the term "back-end, virtual, impactful". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enable elegantly. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to grow wirelessly than to facilitate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The C2C factor is web-enabled. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think reality-based. Think holistic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We have proven we know that if you drive virtually then you may also revolutionize cyber-cyber-mega-robustly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "channels" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of user-defined interfaces. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to brand faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Unix. We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be open-source? Do you have a plan to become viral? The data hygiene factor is user-defined.