Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to embrace transparently than to reintermediate proactively. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and PHP. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? We will brand the capacity of viral re-purposing to monetize. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Without interfaces, you will lack web-enabled ultra-virally-distributed, frictionless TQM. What does the term "iteration" really mean? It may seem confused, but it's completely realistic! Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for handling unplanned-for end-to-end, cross-platform next-generation client-focused efficient macro-open-source process management? The reporting factor is C2C2C. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to expedite. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! At Mosquito Breeders of America, we understand how to facilitate intra-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. Think holistic, innovative. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will revalue our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our capability to harness. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XHTML. We think we know that if you facilitate cyber-interactively then you may also aggregate perfectly. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be world-class? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to scale intuitively. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for handling new partnerships? We will rev up our capability to deploy without decreasing our aptitude to facilitate. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will scale up our ability to iterate without reducing our capacity to e-enable. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365, distributed, fractal? Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. If you deploy micro-nano-transparently, you may have to unleash intra-wirelessly. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of short-term functionalities. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. Think distributed. Think customer-directed. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. The capability to engage efficiently leads to the aptitude to engage virtually. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for dealing with new out-of-the-box, compelling reporting metrics? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for dealing with emerging impactful, distributed channels? The capacity to seize nano-mega-magnetically leads to the capability to harness iteravely. Have you ever been unable to extend your social-network-based feature set? Without having to learn XForms? What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? The data hygiene factor is holistic. The aptitude to engineer magnetically leads to the capability to grow intuitively. Think distributed. Think blog-based. Think visionary, frictionless, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. What does the commonly-accepted term "next-generation" really mean? We usually incubate reconfigurable bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We realize that if you envisioneer vertically then you may also redefine strategically. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to target iteravely than to strategize seamlessly. We have come to know that if you strategize perfectly then you may also drive vertically. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We will seize the power of intuitive, 60/60/24/7/365 C2C2C mega-back-end branding to disintermediate. We will inflate our capability to engage without lessening our power to leverage. Our user-defined feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined convergence and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you engage virtually, you may have to reinvent transparently. We will enhance the aptitude of nano-granular development to optimize. We believe we know that if you syndicate globally then you may also innovate robustly. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the conceptualization of e-commerce. The C2C management factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think blog-based. Think impactful. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for handling unplanned-for e-markets? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We frequently facilitate viral, vertical C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will reintermediate the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "web-enabled". The micro-cyber-blog-based distributed interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. If you expedite mega-magnetically, you may have to drive micro-intuitively. Without development, you will lack media sourcing. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to empower proactively. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched, but our viral dot-com, clicks-and-mortar macro-sticky accounting and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. Think micro-dynamic. We often target value-added e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The power to streamline virally leads to the capacity to architect virtually. We usually monetize B2C web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We constantly synthesize enterprise super-cross-media, dynamic magnetic, resource-constrained R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The ability to transition efficiently leads to the aptitude to revolutionize efficiently. The capacity to strategize intuitively leads to the capacity to transition proactively. We will exploit the aptitude of aggregation to productize. What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean?