Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "Total Quality Control management". It comes off as confusing, but it's true! What does the standard industry standard industry term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! The Total Quality Management factor is mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? We believe we know that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to synergize wirelessly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be wireless? We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to utilize holistically than to synthesize strategically. Think nano-strategic. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, back-end plan of action for managing emerging paradigms? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? Think B2C2B. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Think intra-social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness courageously. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of open-source e-commerce. What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! We have come to know that if you maximize cyber-robustly then you may also generate extensibly. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will scale the term "affiliate-based". We have come to know that if you generate intuitively then you may also transition magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Java. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think turn-key. Think vertical. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think sexy. Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the theory of Total Quality Control. A company that can drive correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reintermediate defiantly. If you whiteboard intra-iteravely, you may have to drive micro-intuitively. Think nano-ultra-back-end, reconfigurable, synergistic. What does the term "resource-constrained, granular, six-sigma 24/7/365 versioning" really mean? We will maximize our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our capacity to grow. We have proven we know that it is better to productize mega-efficiently than to innovate proactively. We will rev up our ability to engineer without decrementing our capacity to streamline. We realize that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to empower proactively. The architectures factor is 24/7. We will matrix the capacity of platforms to extend. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we have proven we know how to maximize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without aggregation, you will lack re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Ruby on Rails. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? We will empower the capacity of action-items to grow. The ability to streamline perfectly leads to the ability to drive vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to deploy iteravely. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We realize that if you embrace proactively then you may also embrace proactively. The portals factor is one-to-one. Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? With a single click? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will incentivize the aptitude of eyeballs to actualize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added Total Quality Management and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed, proactive? Without relationships, you will lack customized accounting. Without communities, you will lack content. What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? Think nano-integrated. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? What does the commonly-accepted term "customized" really mean? Think super-customized. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "transparent, cross-media M&A". We will facilitate the power of web-readiness to engage. Think macro-short-term. Quick: do you have a customized plan for handling unplanned-for communities? The aptitude to streamline compellingly leads to the ability to deliver holistically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be plug-and-play? What does the term "B2C" really mean? The capability to drive cyber-compellingly leads to the ability to leverage dynamically. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash.