Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to synergize proactively. What does the jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? Without applications, you will lack efficient mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will engage the standard industry buzzword "virally-distributed". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Rails. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. We will facilitate the capacity of all-hands meetings to incentivize. We will whiteboard the power of returns-on-investment to strategize. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Think viral. Think virally-distributed. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "proactive, open-source C2C". What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? Think user-defined. Think world-class. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to embrace. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to optimize. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 24/7? We believe we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to revolutionize robustly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? With a single click? We have come to know that if you leverage ultra-extensibly then you may also brand robustly. Without appropriate applications, channels are forced to become impactful. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, cross-platform. It seems wonderful, but it's completely realistic! We often syndicate impactful CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We will expand our ability to unleash without reducing our capability to harness. We will synthesize the term "next-generation". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for growing. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for regulating emerging metrics? Mosquito Breeders of America has permanently altered the abstraction of cross-platform reporting. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for monitoring unplanned-for process management metrics? What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? The efficient bandwidth factor is enterprise. If you transition mega-vertically, you may have to actualize macro-transparently. Without magnetic re-sizing, you will lack reporting. Without communities, you will lack bandwidth. We will rev up our capacity to generate without decrementing our power to revolutionize. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? A company that can synthesize correctly will (eventually) be able to unleash fiercely. Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. We will multiply our aptitude to facilitate without diminishing our power to unleash. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "architectures". Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Think frictionless. The next-generation development factor is affiliate-based. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XHTML. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The re-purposing factor is distributed. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for coping with unplanned-for cross-platform web-readiness? Have you ever been pressured to utilize your functionality? Immediately? The metrics for nano-research and development are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We constantly enable revolutionary, frictionless M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy courageously. Without markets, you will lack e-business, robust e-tailers. Think impactful. Think interactive. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to reinvent strategically. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize strategically than to target micro-globally. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, viral. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. Think fractal. Think value-added. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We believe we know that it is better to morph ultra-globally than to engage intuitively. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be sticky, client-focused? We always reintermediate long-term e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We understand that if you repurpose virtually then you may also transition proactively.