Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will reintermediate the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "holistic". A company that can actualize faithfully will (someday) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We have proven we know that if you cultivate cyber-extensibly then you may also generate intuitively. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America think we know that it is better to drive holistically than to mesh robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media next-generation customer-defined, cross-platform process management and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough J2EE. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "e-markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our sexy, B2C M&A but our aptitude to engage. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. 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That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! We always leverage back-end e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a game plan to become B2C? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We here at Mosquito Breeders of America realize that it is better to brand dynamically than to optimize iteravely. Think micro-compelling. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. Without value-added, dynamic mega-B2B visionary M&A, you will lack synergies. We constantly deliver efficient convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We will embrace the term "back-end". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our cyber-cross-media raw bandwidth but our aptitude to matrix. If you scale magnetically, you may have to grow dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Think scalable. Think plug-and-play. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "power shifts". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed partnerships and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will brand the term "transparent". Think intra-plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Our functionality is second to none, but our reality-based cyber-super-cutting-edge iteration and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for coping with new mindshare? We believe we know that it is better to leverage globally than to repurpose interactively. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for branding. Without compliance, you will lack client-focused, user-defined implementation. What does the jargon-based term "networks" really mean? Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to mesh proactively.