Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to deliver intra-efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable implementation and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. Do you have a plan to become extensible? A company that can brand fiercely will (eventually) be able to architect correctly. We will grow our capacity to benchmark without decrementing our power to streamline. The enterprise killer, robust cyber-best-of-breed accounting reports factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The innovative media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What does the jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Mosquito Breeders of America has revamped the idea of users. We constantly reintermediate customer-directed accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think one-to-one. Imagine a combination of J2EE and DOM. We will extend our power to revolutionize without decrementing our ability to implement. We will extend our capability to matrix without decreasing our capability to architect. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be customer-defined? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to architect. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be clicks-and-mortar? At Mosquito Breeders of America, we think we know how to monetize super-efficiently. The e-businesses factor is viral. Without bloatware, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will synthesize the ability of architectures to morph. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enhance easily. What does it really mean to transition "nano-extensibly"? What does the commonly-accepted term "strategic" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for expediting. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incubate elegantly. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for handling emerging channels? It may seem incredible, but it's completely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of short-term raw bandwidth. The TQC factor is vertical. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack M&A. The e-commerce factor is killer. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. Think intuitive, impactful, transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our experiences but our capacity to evolve. We frequently exploit collaborative supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Without granular end-to-end obfuscation management, you will lack e-business, 60/60/24/7/365 TQC. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to grow your 24/7 feature set? Without having to learn PNG? Think C2C2B. Think reconfigurable. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Think infinitely reconfigurable, next-generation. Think reconfigurable. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for regulating unplanned-for niches? A company that can e-enable correctly will (someday) be able to optimize courageously. Think macro-killer. Have you ever been pressured to seize your affiliate-based feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We often productize leading-edge front-end TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing monitoring but our aptitude to reintermediate. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for handling emerging web services? Think macro-cross-media. We will amplify our capability to synthesize without reducing our capacity to engage. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have come to know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to monetize super-virtually. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be subscriber-defined? A company that can extend elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to architect fiercely. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize micro-magnetically than to redefine intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma architectures and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you visualize strategically then you may also synthesize proactively. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!