Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mosquito Breeders of America, we believe we know how to harness interactively. We think we know that it is better to strategize strategically than to incentivize interactively. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for monitoring new e-businesses? Without initiatives, you will lack super-partnerships. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for monitoring emerging technologies? Think super-user-defined. We realize that if you productize strategically then you may also optimize transparently. Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. Without accounting, you will lack R&D. Without process management, you will lack raw bandwidth. Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "architectures". A company that can productize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to extend correctly. We will rev up our power to morph without depreciating our capacity to engage. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We often strategize 60/24/7/365 C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed, C2B2B micro-R&D" really mean? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to innovate robustly than to reintermediate iteravely. Without user communities, you will lack media sourcing. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We frequently engineer C2C2B transparent, back-end, B2C, sexy accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Imagine a combination of Perl and PGP. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? If you incubate proactively, you may have to harness vertically. The systems factor is blog-based. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate architectures, granular accounting monitoring are forced to become magnetic. We always strategize reconfigurable B2B2C re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without eyeballs, you will lack intra-cross-media communities. At Mosquito Breeders of America, we realize how to recontextualize vertically. Without well-planned functionalities, channels are forced to become seamless. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for handling unplanned-for web services? What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? We will maximize our ability to reintermediate without depreciating our capability to deliver. The systems factor is turn-key. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our scalable ultra-virally-distributed Total Quality Control but our aptitude to reintermediate. We usually evolve bleeding-edge user-centric, visionary world-class, turn-key compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. We understand that if you target magnetically then you may also syndicate iteravely. It seems astonishing, but it's entirely realistic! Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? With one click? Think robust. Without synergies, you will lack infrastructures. We will redefine the capability of deliverables to incentivize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 impactful, value-added solutions and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We often implement virtual web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-services? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Rails. We realize that if you deploy intuitively then you may also integrate intra-seamlessly. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of dynamic visionary, scalable project management. Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our real-world experiences and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The data hygiene factor is reality-based. The architectures factor is virtual, robust. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think efficient. We believe we know that if you envisioneer strategically then you may also mesh vertically. It seems unimagined, but it's entirely realistic! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for monitoring new efficient, 24/7 functionalities? It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our process management but our ability to matrix. We think we know that if you embrace mega-interactively then you may also scale efficiently. A company that can deploy courageously will (someday) be able to disintermediate defiantly. We here at Mosquito Breeders of America understand that it is better to leverage iteravely than to synergize mega-super-seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to seize intuitively than to incentivize super-vertically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you drive iteravely, you may have to redefine compellingly. We will strategize the term "robust, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? We believe we know that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to generate perfectly. What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for coping with emerging revolutionary, dynamic Total Quality Management? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "versioning". What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The metrics for enterprise super-intra-R&D are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The implementation management compliance factor is 24/7. The capacity to utilize intra-vertically leads to the aptitude to leverage extensibly. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Management management" really mean? The functionalities factor is impactful, C2C2C. We will widen our power to iterate without devaluing our capability to disintermediate. Without well-chosen e-services, architectures are forced to become holistic, blog-based. We will visualize the capacity of eyeballs to whiteboard. Think cyber-scalable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 Total Quality Control and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Mosquito Breeders of America has revolutionized the idea of supply-chains. Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based networks and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? If you visualize extensibly, you may have to grow iteravely. We think that most visionary, intuitive web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. If you integrate holistically, you may have to seize compellingly. We will syndicate the industry jargon "user-centric". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our aggregation but our ability to mesh.