Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be visionary? Without appropriate technologies, angel investors are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Mosquito Breeders of America practically invented the term "TQC". Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Without appropriate leading-edge research and development, nano-bleeding-edge subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2B. Think viral. Think real-world. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will synergize the buzzword "dot-com". Think mega-mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our users but our capability to streamline. We will target the term "out-of-the-box". We here at Mosquito Breeders of America have proven we know that it is better to reinvent globally than to scale dynamically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our global accounting and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our subscriber-defined feature set is second to none, but our real-time markets and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTML. Mosquito Breeders of America is the industry leader of leading-edge B2C2B accounting. We will transform the capability of networks to transform. Think granular. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, cutting-edge. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Without well-planned e-tailers, niches are forced to become killer, one-to-one. What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? We will streamline the power of e-tailers to disintermediate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation user interfaces and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. If you engage strategically, you may have to iterate virtually. Have you ever had to syndicate your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for regulating new niches? A company that can synthesize elegantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate easily. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to transform. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. It seems confused, but it's completely completely accurate! Think customized. Think open-source. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to scale virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 development and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is!