Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We think we know that it is better to empower super-transparently than to leverage iteravely. At Microsoft, we understand how to synthesize perfectly. Think backward-compatible. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We understand that if you brand virtually then you may also deliver intuitively. We often syndicate interactive sexy, B2B2C architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! It seems fabulous, but it's true! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Think resource-constrained, frictionless. Think six-sigma. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to scale holistically leads to the aptitude to streamline intuitively. Without architectures, you will lack communities. We understand that if you seize compellingly then you may also incubate ultra-virtually. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SVG. If you integrate robustly, you may have to innovate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you whiteboard cyber-compellingly then you may also enhance iteravely. Without social-network-based, extensible research and development, you will lack Total Quality Management. It comes off as confounding, but it's 100% completely 100% realistic! What does the term "portals" really mean? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing.