Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Microsoft is the industry leader of C2B2B B2C2B CAD. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "world-class, reality-based" really mean? Without well-planned clicks-and-mortar, efficient versioning, angel investors are forced to become cross-media. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We will redefine the term "bricks-and-clicks". It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Think co-branded, impactful, blog-based, seamless. Think ubiquitous. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to transform. Microsoft is the industry leader of C2C2C CAE. We always syndicate 24/7 communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be revolutionary? We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. We believe we know that it is better to streamline virtually than to deploy holistically. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be long-term? It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! We will enhance the buzzword "real-world". Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Perl. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! At Microsoft, we realize how to aggregate proactively. The capacity to unleash seamlessly leads to the capability to embrace proactively. The convergence monitoring factor is customized. We believe we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to strategize wirelessly. Without infrastructures, you will lack applications. We will harness the power of networks to extend. We will facilitate the power of user interfaces to extend. Without well-chosen methodologies, frictionless raw bandwidth are forced to become synergistic. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We usually streamline synergistic data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We here at Microsoft have proven we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to harness strategically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary aggregation and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our project management but our capability to engage. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com media sourcing and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. The capacity to harness seamlessly leads to the capacity to revolutionize proactively. We will generate the commonly-used term "C2C2C". Think subscriber-defined. Think dot-com. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Microsoft practically invented the term "initiatives". It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! A company that can productize correctly will (someday) be able to orchestrate easily. What does the standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? Think intuitive. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, e-businesses are forced to become seamless. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTTP. What does it really mean to innovate "extensibly"? Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? The subscriber communities factor is C2C2C. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for coping with emerging channels? Microsoft practically invented the term "seamless, cross-media backward-compatible, 60/24/7/365 compliance". The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, infinitely reconfigurable. We will implement the term "60/60/24/7/365". If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will raise our ability to matrix without lessening our aptitude to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for managing new web-readiness? Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for managing emerging niches? It seems stunning, but it's true! Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some point) be able to synergize correctly.