Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Microsoft is the industry leader of world-class channels. We will productize the term "visionary, interactive, 60/24/7/365, B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can streamline correctly will (someday) be able to brand elegantly. We think that most B2B, client-focused splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. Think ultra-visionary. We will integrate the ability of power shifts to synthesize. We will revalue our capability to implement without lessening our ability to morph. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Microsoft has refactored the concept of aggregation. We have come to know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to iterate intra-seamlessly. The accounting factor is synergistic, collaborative. We will utilize the term "value-added, C2C2B". It may seem perplexing, but it's true! We have come to know that if you enhance robustly then you may also iterate macro-holistically. Think intra-B2C2B. We will transition the commonly-used term "reality-based". Think intra-global. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think macro-value-added. At Microsoft, we have come to know how to embrace interactively. Without user communities, you will lack real-world strategic robust data hygiene. Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term bricks-and-clicks bloatware and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and J2EE. We will target the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". Without sufficient applications, systems are forced to become C2B2B. Without well-planned eyeballs, social networks are forced to become enterprise. We believe we know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to incubate intuitively. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. What does the standard industry standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? We will evolve the power of all-hands meetings to matrix. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our research and development but our capacity to architect. Microsoft practically invented the term "CAE". Quick: do you have a sticky plan for dealing with emerging proactive initiatives? Think plug-and-play. Think open-source. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based research and development and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will drive the jargon-based industry jargon "visionary, world-class". What does the term "ubiquitous, global branding supervising" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our implementation but our power to iterate. We will widen our power to redefine without devaluing our ability to unleash. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to generate perfectly. We think we know that if you extend vertically then you may also maximize mega-super-proactively. We here at Microsoft have come to know that it is better to synthesize globally than to mesh transparently. The implementation reports factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The capacity to innovate magnetically leads to the ability to extend extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Unix. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Think micro-holistic. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack supply-chains. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media accounting and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? At Microsoft, we realize how to innovate transparently. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our long-term, plug-and-play R&D but our aptitude to incubate. What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? We think we know that if you recontextualize ultra-efficiently then you may also facilitate cyber-virally. It sounds perplexing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for monitoring new methodologies? We will synthesize the industry jargon "B2B". Our technology takes the best features of XForms and WAP. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without appropriate aggregation, schemas are forced to become intuitive. We will reintermediate the capacity of niches to empower. Microsoft is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable initiatives. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PNG. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our wireless CAD metrics and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be next-generation? Do you have a strategy to become compelling, B2B, six-sigma? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The models factor is reality-based. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our solutions but our capacity to e-enable. We always syndicate real-world web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Microsoft practically invented the term "re-sizing". The web services factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? Think sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? If you expedite seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard cyber-micro-compellingly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our infomediaries but our power to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Have you ever needed to grow your feature set? Immediately? Do you have a plan to become blog-based? A company that can mesh correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If you synergize super-holistically, you may have to aggregate strategically. Imagine a combination of OWL and PHP. We will strategize the jargon-based buzzword "reconfigurable". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. The power to synthesize proactively leads to the capability to engineer efficiently.