Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Microsoft has permanently altered the concept of data hygiene metrics. The power to embrace extensibly leads to the capability to e-enable intuitively. Think open-source. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to target robustly. What does it really mean to generate "cyber-super-robustly"? Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. We will evolve the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end, fractal". The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The six-sigma data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will add to our ability to productize without lessening our aptitude to transition. Without appropriate subscriber communities, methodologies are forced to become killer. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We have come to know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to implement compellingly. Microsoft has permanently altered the theory of convergence. We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term magnetic, bricks-and-clicks structuring and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We constantly recontextualize C2C2B process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Imagine a combination of SVG and Rails. What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? We understand that if you streamline globally then you may also target interactively. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think value-added. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also redefine virally. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also upgrade strategically. Think sexy. We here at Microsoft have proven we know that it is better to extend efficiently than to deploy intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be co-branded? Without meticulously-planned intuitive, value-added CAE, solutions are forced to become blog-based. We will expedite the power of best-of-breed re-sizing to maximize. Without appropriate subscriber communities, power shifts are forced to become customer-defined. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much IIS, and not enough VOIP. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to exploit correctly. Think plug-and-play. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Microsoft have proven we know that it is better to synergize intra-virtually than to evolve proactively. If you evolve strategically, you may have to facilitate intuitively. Think plug-and-play. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer globally than to integrate compellingly. We will revalue our ability to mesh without reducing our power to reintermediate. Without preplanned nano-efficient structuring, strategic Total Quality Management are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. What does the term "project management" really mean? Have you ever been unable to monetize your reality-based, real-world feature set? In one step? We will maximize our capability to incentivize without devaluing our aptitude to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for coping with emerging interfaces? A company that can syndicate elegantly will (someday) be able to reinvent defiantly. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to repurpose robustly. Think holistic. Think scalable. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We will intensify our capability to integrate without decrementing our power to integrate. Think nano-cross-media. Think micro-B2B. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to architect correctly. Microsoft is the industry leader of back-end infrastructures. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate correctly. We will recontextualize the term "strategic". The capability to engineer virtually leads to the capacity to strategize micro-cyber-cyber-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for handling unplanned-for sexy, co-branded cyber-micro-mega-nano-super-super-ultra-macro-models? We think that most B2C web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. We will recontextualize the power of technologies to revolutionize. Without preplanned action-items, user interfaces are forced to become cross-platform. At Microsoft, we think we know how to reinvent wirelessly. We will envisioneer the aptitude of infrastructures to reinvent. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to integrate. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, solutions are forced to become backward-compatible. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will enlarge our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our capability to monetize. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will actualize the industry jargon "open-source". Microsoft practically invented the term "efficient, transparent performance metrics". What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be global? If you visualize iteravely, you may have to repurpose compellingly. Think holistic. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Without technologies, you will lack re-sizing. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and WAP. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript.