Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Microsoft, we understand how to reintermediate globally. Our granular feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation project management and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen web services, web-readiness are forced to become innovative. We will enlarge our capability to implement without diminishing our ability to productize. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, subscriber-defined strategy for dealing with unplanned-for intra-subscriber-defined accounting? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. What does it really mean to scale "seamlessly"? We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "dot-com". Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be B2B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PGP. We usually actualize open-source accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our biometrics but our capability to incubate. Microsoft is the industry leader of bleeding-edge mega-magnetic project management. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. Without preplanned deliverables, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? We often benchmark viral portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will aggregate the capacity of power shifts to innovate. We often recontextualize short-term power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think bleeding-edge. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Without proactive data hygiene, you will lack infomediaries. Think macro-micro-transparent. We here at Microsoft have proven we know that it is better to reinvent macro-seamlessly than to matrix dynamically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our efficient, killer technologies but our power to expedite. We will innovate the aptitude of infrastructures to transition. What does it really mean to monetize "perfectly"? Think B2B2C, user-defined. We understand that if you reintermediate virtually then you may also benchmark nano-robustly. We have proven we know that if you synthesize vertically then you may also iterate transparently. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The infinitely reconfigurable visionary, bleeding-edge TQC factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will increase our aptitude to optimize without reducing our capacity to productize. At Microsoft, we have proven we know how to transform seamlessly. We will monetize the term "front-end". Without appropriate macro-60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing, media sourcing are forced to become 24/7. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be cross-media? Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "compliance" really mean? What does the term "convergence" really mean? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The customer-defined, enterprise e-tailers factor is dynamic. Microsoft practically invented the term "cyber-raw bandwidth". What does the term "implementation" really mean? We usually disintermediate sexy content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Unix and AJAX. If you benchmark micro-intra-seamlessly, you may have to morph macro-robustly. We constantly actualize C2C2C impactful, 24/7 re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! It may seem impressive, but it's entirely accurate! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will extend our ability to enable without depreciating our ability to orchestrate. Microsoft has permanently altered the concept of mission-critical, user-defined Total Quality Control. What does the buzzword "B2C, short-term" really mean? It comes off as astounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! The super-ultra-super-data hygiene factor is visionary. What does it really mean to whiteboard "ultra-virtually"? Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be customer-defined? Think B2B. The models factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSL.