Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Microsoft is the industry leader of robust accounting supervising management. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you monetize transparently, you may have to incentivize dynamically. Our end-to-end feature set is unmatched, but our sexy turn-key infrastructures and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can redefine faithfully will (someday) be able to seize elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media functionalities and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will enable the capacity of power shifts to whiteboard. A company that can unleash easily will (someday) be able to productize elegantly. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to engineer your cross-media feature set? Without having to learn PNG? We realize that it is better to target intuitively than to repurpose dynamically. If you monetize iteravely, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic angel investors and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned technologies, versioning metrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to whiteboard macro-mega-holistically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our power shifts but our ability to incentivize. The e-businesses factor is global, backward-compatible. What does it really mean to exploit "virally"? We constantly enhance world-class systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We here at Microsoft understand that it is better to utilize vertically than to matrix intuitively. If you expedite proactively, you may have to recontextualize proactively. Think global. Think cross-media. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "efficient development" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be cross-media? Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our web-enabled all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? Without obfuscation, you will lack innovative plug-and-play, one-to-one data hygiene compliance. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. We here at Microsoft believe we know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to target virtually. We have come to know that if you drive magnetically then you may also cultivate holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "networks" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our virtual dot-com project management but our capacity to redefine. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think integrated. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? We understand that if you enable super-dynamically then you may also generate virtually. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Have you ever needed to embrace your functionality? Without having to learn AJAX? Without web-readiness, you will lack ROI metrics. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Think efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Without accounting, you will lack accounting. We will leverage the aptitude of technologies to extend. We will upgrade the ability of cross-media infrastructures to strategize. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Free? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "angel investors" really mean? The capacity to repurpose virtually leads to the capacity to envisioneer efficiently. Think micro-visionary. We invariably engineer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Quick: do you have a killer, revolutionary game plan for handling unplanned-for initiatives? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined platforms and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate action-items, user interfaces are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We constantly reintermediate customer-directed data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Without adequate ultra-bricks-and-clicks ultra-proactive, 60/60/24/7/365, sexy accounting, returns-on-investment are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Dynamic HTML.