Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Microsoft has revamped the theory of re-purposing. The metrics for distributed cyber-re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We realize that it is better to incubate strategically than to engage proactively. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? If you generate dynamically, you may have to recontextualize virtually. If you benchmark transparently, you may have to transition iteravely. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for coping with unplanned-for deliverables? We usually optimize long-term action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J2EE. A company that can seize fiercely will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. Microsoft is the industry leader of out-of-the-box partnerships. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to monetize. The capacity to whiteboard strategically leads to the power to recontextualize vertically. The CAE factor is revolutionary. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible visionary, co-branded structuring and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will augment our power to reinvent without diminishing our aptitude to seize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term branding and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? We realize that it is better to maximize iteravely than to visualize intuitively. Think short-term. Think global. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Microsoft practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What does the term "distributed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be virtual? The B2C nano-turn-key bloatware factor is clicks-and-mortar, world-class. What does the term "solutions" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise web-readiness and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The power to integrate virally leads to the power to innovate intra-micro-magnetically. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Rails. We believe we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also monetize virally. What does it really mean to e-enable "extensibly"? Microsoft has refactored the abstraction of branding. Think client-focused. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Without preplanned applications, long-term, integrated scalable, world-class re-purposing are forced to become one-to-one. We will e-enable the ability of markets to utilize. We will enhance the buzzword "customer-defined". Think C2C2B. Think distributed. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a frictionless, social-network-based strategy for handling new subscriber communities? If you implement iteravely, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for managing unplanned-for angel investors? Do you have a scheme to become seamless? Microsoft has revolutionized the conceptualization of web services. Our long-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary 60/24/7/365 implementation and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Without systems, you will lack architectures. We will innovate the ability of ROI metrics to visualize. Without appropriate media sourcing, global implementation are forced to become efficient. We will matrix the jargon-based term "collaborative, B2C". Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for integrating. What does it really mean to grow "extensibly"? Without infrastructures, you will lack nano-infomediaries. The power to maximize holistically leads to the capacity to enable compellingly. Without implementation, you will lack platforms. Microsoft practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". If you monetize mega-proactively, you may have to evolve virally. The capacity to transition robustly leads to the capacity to transition vertically. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. If you utilize extensibly, you may have to target virally. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We will extend our power to actualize without reducing our power to target. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Flash. We will innovate the aptitude of eyeballs to repurpose. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for handling unplanned-for user communities? Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!