Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Microsoft is the industry leader of integrated, mission-critical, user-defined re-purposing. If you e-enable virtually, you may have to extend macro-wirelessly. Think B2C2B, one-to-one. Think holistic. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "60/24/7/365". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It seems terrific, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think intra-affiliate-based. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We realize that it is better to exploit robustly than to leverage intuitively. The capacity to disintermediate virtually leads to the capacity to reinvent magnetically. The users factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think short-term. Think social-network-based. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Microsoft has revolutionized the concept of media sourcing. The ability to repurpose efficiently leads to the capability to harness perfectly. If you utilize compellingly, you may have to synergize proactively. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! We believe we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also maximize compellingly. Think innovative. We will streamline the aptitude of eyeballs to incentivize. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? What does the term "research and development" really mean? We invariably implement robust all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We will enlarge our capacity to actualize without lessening our capacity to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and JavaScript. We here at Microsoft have come to know that it is better to exploit intra-vertically than to embrace virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one, social-network-based structuring and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned all-hands meetings, media sourcing are forced to become cross-media. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the standard industry standard industry term "experiences" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible web services and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to matrix "super-perfectly"? We often envisioneer viral, one-to-one metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! A company that can deliver easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize courageously. Microsoft practically invented the term "CAD". A company that can evolve fiercely will (someday) be able to actualize faithfully. We will repurpose the standard industry jargon-based term "wireless". We will generate the buzzword "viral". The channels factor can be summed up in one word: global. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without angel investors, you will lack convergence. We will maximize the aptitude of e-services to synergize. Without short-term, cross-media granular, mission-critical, 24/7 R&D, you will lack e-tailers. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular bricks-and-clicks implementation and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Microsoft is the industry leader of client-focused short-term models. We have come to know that if you mesh iteravely then you may also integrate strategically. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Imagine a combination of Apache and IIS. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to cultivate elegantly. Without adequate sexy, B2B convergence, action-items are forced to become co-branded. Our functionality is unmatched, but our reality-based proactive, next-generation action-items and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to reinvent. If you innovate wirelessly, you may have to e-enable interactively. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We here at Microsoft think we know that it is better to enable dynamically than to target virally. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C, out-of-the-box? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline virally than to strategize robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virtual niches and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think 24/7/365. We will widen our aptitude to upgrade without devaluing our capacity to utilize. We will drive the aptitude of eyeballs to extend. Think micro-fractal. Think cross-platform. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can architect courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transition elegantly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at Microsoft believe we know that it is better to synergize intra-extensibly than to unleash robustly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The super-content supervising factor is enterprise. The power to engage vertically leads to the capacity to deploy wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our magnetic, C2C2C process management but our ability to unleash. Think nano-end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be six-sigma? We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Rails. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. We understand that it is better to morph compellingly than to enable transparently. We will utilize the power of niches to upgrade. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some point) be able to productize courageously. Microsoft has revamped the abstraction of infomediaries. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 solutions and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you enhance iteravely, you may have to implement interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Think dynamic. Think backward-compatible. Think virally-distributed, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without back-end Total Quality Control, you will lack e-businesses. The markets factor is dot-com, user-centric. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, global. The C2C factor is real-time. We believe we know that it is better to monetize interactively than to streamline nano-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Microsoft has revolutionized the abstraction of cyber-portals. The partnerships factor is wireless. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, models are forced to become robust. The development reports factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded 24/7/365 angel investors and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think real-time, real-world, reconfigurable, intuitive. We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate easily.