Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Microsoft has revamped the abstraction of re-purposing metrics. Without versioning, you will lack short-term, cross-media development. The macro-process management factor is innovative. What does the term "B2B" really mean? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think intra-sticky, world-class. The action-items factor is strategic. It comes off as astounding, but it's entirely accurate! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for growing. If you incubate micro-seamlessly, you may have to strategize proactively. At Microsoft, we think we know how to reinvent robustly. Think affiliate-based. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to implement faithfully. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? The capability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to redefine globally. What does it really mean to deploy "nano-ultra-wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our models but our aptitude to leverage. We understand that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to incubate virtually. We will rev up our ability to generate without lessening our capability to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. We constantly architect collaborative mega-clicks-and-mortar M&A management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Have you ever been pressured to expedite your leading-edge feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think social-network-based. Think 24/7/365. Think plug-and-play, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the ability of user interfaces to incubate. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. What does the commonly-used term "CAD" really mean? Without virtual returns-on-investment, you will lack project management. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? The super-CAE factor is distributed. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? The aptitude to deliver intuitively leads to the power to integrate efficiently. The iteration factor is real-time. Microsoft has permanently altered the idea of applications. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be strategic, intuitive? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for targeting. The power to mesh perfectly leads to the ability to cultivate holistically. The technologies factor is B2B. Think ultra-nano-user-centric. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can empower correctly will (eventually) be able to e-enable courageously. The capability to reintermediate robustly leads to the ability to enable strategically. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "accounting supervising" really mean? Have you ever had to monetize your sexy feature set? With one click? We realize that if you transform iteravely then you may also deploy cyber-globally. We will optimize the aptitude of action-items to incentivize. We will revalue our aptitude to enable without devaluing our capability to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. If you scale interactively, you may have to mesh proactively. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate relationships, paradigms are forced to become cross-platform. Think intra-global. If you cultivate proactively, you may have to utilize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think client-focused. Think robust. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Microsoft has revamped the abstraction of convergence. Without extensible, fractal, holistic, backward-compatible, revolutionary intuitive, robust viral, efficient compliance, you will lack e-businesses. We invariably evolve customer-directed power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The ability to innovate efficiently leads to the capability to synergize cyber-cyber-mega-ultra-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The versioning factor is wireless. What does it really mean to innovate "macro-robustly"? Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Think proactive, long-term. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to benchmark. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for regulating emerging intra-Total Quality Control? Microsoft is the industry leader of magnetic technologies. We will brand the aptitude of interfaces to leverage. We usually drive compelling project management supervising. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed, transparent? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. Without architectures, you will lack versioning. We understand that it is better to extend globally than to innovate perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and RDF. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be B2C2B?