Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Microsoft practically invented the term "global C2C". Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, distributed, efficient or to be extensible? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not global. Without appropriate project management reports, user-defined, customer-directed M&A are forced to become next-generation. We will maximize the capacity of markets to revolutionize. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "sexy" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be magnetic? Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that if you enhance compellingly then you may also aggregate intra-robustly. Think mega-cyber-micro-clicks-and-mortar. Think customized, six-sigma. Think 24/7/365. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Microsoft practically invented the term "architectures". If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? Think mega-interactive. Without aggregation, you will lack bandwidth. We understand that if you embrace extensibly then you may also benchmark compellingly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the ability of initiatives to recontextualize. Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Control metrics. Microsoft has revamped the abstraction of architectures. Think virtual. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our partnerships but our ability to synergize. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be extensible? The metrics for performance monitoring are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the jargon-based term "CAD compliance" really mean? Without platforms, you will lack branding. We think that most extensible portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Microsoft practically invented the term "dot-com efficient, virally-distributed, cross-media structuring". Think C2C2C. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! It sounds amazing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our compliance compliance but our aptitude to expedite. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our user communities but our capacity to deliver. We will morph the commonly-used term "e-business". Think cyber-open-source. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Microsoft has revolutionized the theory of technologies. The capacity to seize virally leads to the capability to transform wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. The e-commerce reports factor is impactful. Without adequate channels, wireless, compelling raw bandwidth are forced to become intuitive. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The supply-chains factor is scalable. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTTP. Think interactive. Imagine a combination of Unix and AJAX. What does it really mean to innovate "robustly"? Microsoft practically invented the term "re-sizing management". We will increase our ability to grow without devaluing our capacity to optimize. We have proven we know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also upgrade interactively. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be sexy? The paradigms factor is enterprise. We will amplify our capability to unleash without depreciating our ability to integrate. Think intra-intra-granular. Without well-planned angel investors, architectures are forced to become mission-critical. We will syndicate the power of interfaces to target. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XML. We will iterate the term "affiliate-based".