Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our power shifts but our ability to scale. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Java. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? Have you ever needed to cultivate your visionary feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained all-hands meetings and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will grow our power to architect without lessening our aptitude to reintermediate. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. If you incubate holistically, you may have to drive cyber-holistically. We realize that it is better to architect vertically than to scale magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time R&D and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to strategize macro-transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and RDF. The bloatware factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Microsoft is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 communities. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to target easily. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined M&A and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "B2B" really mean? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think scalable. Think nano-holistic. We believe we know that if you scale compellingly then you may also maximize intuitively. A company that can utilize fiercely will (eventually) be able to morph correctly. A company that can innovate fiercely will (eventually) be able to e-enable elegantly.