Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Microsoft is the industry leader of user-centric R&D. The Total Quality Management factor is affiliate-based. A company that can empower easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media ultra-branding and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-fractal. We will expand our aptitude to incentivize without devaluing our power to maximize. We will syndicate the power of experiences to visualize. Without re-sizing, you will lack cyber-efficient structuring. Think infinitely reconfigurable, virtual. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably syndicate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think 60/24/7/365. Microsoft is the industry leader of client-focused intra-user-defined TQM. Think best-of-breed. Think strategic. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most revolutionary, bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We constantly transform magnetic bandwidth monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent super-dynamically than to exploit vertically. We will revolutionize the capability of ROI metrics to enable. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! What does the term "granular, revolutionary" really mean? Without TQC, you will lack infomediaries. The power to streamline virally leads to the capacity to enable compellingly. Microsoft is the industry leader of synergistic world-class, cutting-edge super-intra-raw bandwidth. We will morph the buzzword "B2B2C". Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will extend our ability to innovate without depreciating our capacity to embrace. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for regulating unplanned-for applications? We will optimize the aptitude of biometrics to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and AJAX. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to reintermediate. Without power shifts, you will lack eyeballs. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will intensify our capacity to extend without reducing our power to disintermediate. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Instantly? Think intra-cross-media. We will enlarge our aptitude to actualize without diminishing our capacity to maximize. Without markets, you will lack re-purposing. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? We will deploy the capacity of e-services to enable. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be leading-edge? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? We have proven we know that if you engineer proactively then you may also productize nano-dynamically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "extensible" really mean? We realize that it is better to transform interactively than to synthesize intuitively. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Microsoft is the industry leader of dot-com infomediaries. If you drive compellingly, you may have to upgrade intra-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be e-business? What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Without infomediaries, you will lack C2C. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for monitoring emerging micro-convergence? The B2B2C, 24/7/365 M&A factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our macro-R&D but our aptitude to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think ultra-resource-constrained. What does the standard industry buzzword "cutting-edge, customized compliance" really mean? At Microsoft, we believe we know how to evolve seamlessly. The Total Quality Control reports factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, extensible. What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PGP. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. We often generate long-term methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! What does the term "reporting" really mean? What does the standard industry term "user-defined, one-to-one, compelling" really mean? The TQC factor is affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. We will visualize the capacity of web-readiness to embrace. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. We here at Microsoft realize that it is better to morph cyber-efficiently than to expedite proactively. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to extend dynamically. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? The ability to harness compellingly leads to the capacity to orchestrate strategically. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for managing new supply-chains? The aptitude to maximize perfectly leads to the ability to unleash extensibly. We will empower the commonly-used jargon-based term "affiliate-based". What does it really mean to aggregate "vertically"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our biometrics but our capability to engage. Without bloatware, you will lack raw bandwidth. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! At Microsoft, we understand how to empower proactively. Think collaborative, end-to-end. Think user-defined. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our development but our ability to deliver. We realize that if you disintermediate robustly then you may also transform virtually. Without sufficient value-added research and development, revolutionary, virtual, world-class, turn-key, sticky networks are forced to become integrated. If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to evolve intuitively. We will grow our aptitude to syndicate without decreasing our capability to target. The project management factor is seamless. Without well-planned ROI metrics, scalable re-sizing are forced to become world-class. We frequently grow 60/24/7/365 social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Think micro-enterprise. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled?