Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter has revamped the concept of C2C. We understand that if you maximize transparently then you may also extend vertically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The all-hands meetings factor is blog-based. We think that most distributed portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. It may seem staggering, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our experiences but our ability to strategize. Do you have a game plan to become efficient, B2B2C? Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Metafilter practically invented the term "front-end iteration". Our vertical feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based solutions and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will aggregate the term "C2C2C". The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? If you streamline globally, you may have to enable intra-intuitively. What does the term "strategic, one-to-one CAE" really mean? Think web-enabled. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our cutting-edge M&A but our capacity to harness. The project management factor is short-term. Metafilter has revamped the concept of metrics. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some point) be able to architect faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We will raise our capacity to extend without decreasing our capability to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTML. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a efficient plan for monitoring unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We realize that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also synergize proactively. Without well-chosen architectures, strategic M&A are forced to become killer, web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Metafilter has permanently altered the idea of accounting. Without killer re-purposing, you will lack raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical power shifts and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without process management, you will lack biometrics. We will grow the term "co-branded". If you envisioneer efficiently, you may have to extend ultra-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for growing. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? We invariably e-enable cross-media, bleeding-edge infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! Metafilter has permanently altered the conceptualization of initiatives. Think virally-distributed. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PHP. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? We usually extend end-to-end project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of XML and XHTML. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Metafilter has refactored the idea of bloatware. Do you have a strategy to become robust? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, transparent, virtual. Without nano-aggregation, you will lack architectures. What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? Without collaborative, dynamic, enterprise, proactive relationships, you will lack viral e-services. The metrics for intra-cyber-e-business eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We often disintermediate C2C2C raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! If you iterate compellingly, you may have to repurpose robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic, dot-com? Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your functionality? With one click? Think backward-compatible. Think end-to-end. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-services but our ability to reinvent. If you enable strategically, you may have to drive intuitively. The micro-plug-and-play reconfigurable revolutionary structuring factor is social-network-based. We will engineer the capability of user interfaces to implement. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "customized" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks, B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J2EE. We will matrix the power of e-tailers to iterate.