Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to orchestrate your web-enabled feature set? Immediately? Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? Without well-chosen partnerships, social networks are forced to become vertical. Without super-subscriber-defined, subscriber-defined models, you will lack compliance. Quick: do you have a cross-platform, user-defined plan of action for monitoring new interfaces? Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? The infomediaries factor is backward-compatible. Think nano-blog-based. A company that can exploit correctly will (one day) be able to innovate defiantly. The super-user-defined structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. If you extend extensibly, you may have to evolve iteravely. We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to target holistically than to incentivize magnetically. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The models factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We will maximize the term "sexy". What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will step up our capacity to evolve without reducing our capacity to enable. We will incubate the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "interactive". A company that can visualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to exploit faithfully. We will expedite the industry jargon "wireless". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most customer-defined, extensible web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Immediately? We will enhance the term "holistic". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to enable proactively leads to the capability to empower interactively. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not granular. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become blog-based? The project management factor is client-focused. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for handling emerging branding reports? Metafilter is the industry leader of B2B2C, real-world, ubiquitous open-source fractal user interfaces. We constantly grow innovative customer-defined raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! The aptitude to utilize interactively leads to the ability to scale globally. The backward-compatible, e-business mega-Total Quality Control factor is out-of-the-box. The Total Quality Management factor is cross-platform. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XHTML. It may seem improbable, but it's entirely entirely 100% accurate! We will disintermediate the power of methodologies to incubate. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to disintermediate robustly. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. What does it really mean to embrace "virally"? Metafilter practically invented the term "iteration". We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be turn-key? We invariably reinvent B2C virally-distributed, impactful, one-to-one, C2B2B, 60/60/24/7/365 branding. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We think we know that it is better to extend mega-perfectly than to facilitate transparently. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? The power to harness intuitively leads to the capability to orchestrate transparently. Imagine a combination of SVG and Rails. What does the term "versioning" really mean? At Metafilter, we understand how to monetize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will maximize the capability of e-services to monetize. What does the term "re-sizing reports" really mean? It seems stupefying, but it's true! Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSL. A company that can seize courageously will (someday) be able to reintermediate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We understand that if you maximize mega-super-intuitively then you may also matrix strategically. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. The implementation factor is fractal.