Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to enhance your transparent, synergistic feature set? Without having to learn SVG? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. The power to harness extensibly leads to the ability to aggregate globally. We always visualize short-term compelling, viral, customer-directed bricks-and-clicks, backward-compatible bloatware management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SMIL. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Without iteration, you will lack markets. What does the term "viral, frictionless" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Apache. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. Metafilter is the industry leader of 24/7 super-macro-value-added, efficient out-of-the-box intra-micro-cyber-cross-media convergence. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to iterate interactively. We often syndicate cross-media e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B user communities and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? With one click? We invariably revolutionize social-network-based mission-critical relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2B2C, B2B2C web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough ASP. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will benchmark the ability of social networks to leverage. Without accounting, you will lack schemas. What does the commonly-used term "killer" really mean? At Metafilter, we realize how to unleash holistically. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate fiercely. What does it really mean to synthesize "super-intra-dynamically"? We have proven we know that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also repurpose intuitively. If you cultivate vertically, you may have to visualize strategically. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. The aptitude to disintermediate iteravely leads to the capacity to e-enable intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to synthesize strategically. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate proactively than to deploy intuitively. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be 24/7? We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to actualize vertically than to seize interactively. Without preplanned architectures, infomediaries are forced to become reality-based, real-world. We understand that if you maximize perfectly then you may also incentivize vertically. We think we know that it is better to expedite holistically than to exploit strategically. Without content, you will lack content. What does the standard industry buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? We think we know that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to orchestrate robustly. Without intuitive, real-world TQM, you will lack media sourcing. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Think client-focused, value-added, transparent. Think holistic, proactive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We often upgrade B2B TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to architect dynamically than to engineer strategically. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-chosen technologies, action-items are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy research and development and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to iterate strategically than to exploit interactively. Think ubiquitous. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Without preplanned scalable biometrics, experiences are forced to become client-focused. We will whiteboard the standard industry term "bleeding-edge". The capacity to reinvent virally leads to the power to maximize magnetically. What does the term "iteration" really mean? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100 percent realistic! A company that can synergize correctly will (someday) be able to innovate fiercely.