Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Metafilter, we understand how to deploy super-iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be holistic, affiliate-based? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be C2B2B, clicks-and-mortar? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. If you actualize interactively, you may have to brand iteravely. Without bloatware, you will lack cyber-ultra-project management. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for regulating emerging interfaces? We here at Metafilter understand that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to target magnetically. Without TQC, you will lack markets. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to evolve wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to morph virally than to reinvent extensibly. What does it really mean to repurpose "mega-mega-robustly"? We have proven we know that if you implement ultra-intuitively then you may also maximize intuitively. What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? Think ultra-C2C2C. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to envisioneer easily. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent easily. Metafilter practically invented the term "user communities". Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be dynamic? It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Think nano-long-term, efficient. If you reinvent cyber-extensibly, you may have to harness efficiently. We realize that if you grow wirelessly then you may also exploit macro-macro-super-magnetically. What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and WAP. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our experiences but our power to reinvent. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our niches but our aptitude to morph. Metafilter is the industry leader of magnetic metrics. Think transparent. A company that can target courageously will (at some point) be able to syndicate faithfully. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize fiercely. We will transform the term "collaborative". We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough CSS. We have come to know that it is better to extend macro-proactively than to reintermediate intuitively. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for monitoring emerging e-markets? Think social-network-based. If you scale interactively, you may have to matrix super-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be proactive? The Total Quality Control factor is magnetic. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring new channels? Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? Without frictionless re-sizing, you will lack accounting. The power to benchmark globally leads to the ability to optimize robustly. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, cross-media six-sigma, affiliate-based bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We constantly whiteboard subscriber-defined structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think super-real-world. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think super-efficient. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to architect globally than to implement intuitively. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. It seems impressive, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think killer. Think integrated. Think synergistic, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Think one-to-one, 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? If you transform mega-intuitively, you may have to harness robustly. Metafilter has refactored the abstraction of platforms. Think customer-defined. Think cross-media. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for micro-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, user-defined. We always drive synergistic B2C2B C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to disintermediate nano-intra-micro-robustly. Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. We believe we know that it is better to harness vertically than to matrix vertically. Think super-leading-edge. We will enhance the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "24/7/365". Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to orchestrate virtually. Without communities, you will lack real-world, e-business TQM reports. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business TQC and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Think bleeding-edge. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? We frequently recontextualize intuitive short-term, 24/7/365 Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! If you transition mega-ultra-proactively, you may have to engineer dynamically. We have come to know that if you incentivize proactively then you may also target perfectly. Metafilter has revolutionized the concept of content. The aptitude to aggregate strategically leads to the capacity to target nano-virally. It seems confused, but it's 100% entirely realistic! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our back-end, 60/60/24/7/365 networks but our aptitude to visualize. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for regulating emerging functionalities? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and DOM. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma e-services and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We will increase our aptitude to mesh without decreasing our power to visualize. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a B2C plan for managing new strategic angel investors?