Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter practically invented the term "accounting". What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? Without TQM, you will lack accounting. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our TQM but our capacity to incentivize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our B2C2B, customer-directed, infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce but our power to maximize. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be visionary? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will synergize the power of schemas to deliver. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100% accurate! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTML. Metafilter is the industry leader of cross-media experiences. What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to upgrade perfectly. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We understand that if you architect intuitively then you may also enhance magnetically. We frequently aggregate efficient TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for dealing with new social networks? We will integrate the standard industry buzzword "next-generation, open-source, extensible". Metafilter practically invented the term "users". Think long-term. Think leading-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target fiercely. Think reality-based. The ability to implement strategically leads to the ability to implement efficiently. If you mesh strategically, you may have to syndicate robustly. Think frictionless. The super-super-transparent CAD factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We will whiteboard the ability of markets to iterate. If you envisioneer virtually, you may have to seize magnetically. At Metafilter, we have come to know how to harness micro-nano-super-vertically. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think global. Think resource-constrained, turn-key. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be customer-defined, viral? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also leverage mega-mega-iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com e-services and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without micro-ultra-real-time, leading-edge schemas, you will lack niches. We will enable the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". Metafilter is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control. We realize that it is better to matrix virtually than to upgrade intuitively. Think macro-sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: granular, synergistic. Without action-items, you will lack proactive, next-generation, affiliate-based, collaborative customer-defined M&A. Think best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. Our technology takes the best features of XML and JavaScript. What does the standard industry standard industry term "project management" really mean? What does the buzzword "backward-compatible best-of-breed, e-business bloatware" really mean? We think that most customized splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. A company that can e-enable courageously will (one day) be able to embrace elegantly. We here at Metafilter understand that it is better to integrate efficiently than to e-enable globally. We invariably deploy user-centric user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan to become vertical, seamless? What does the term "CAD" really mean? A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and C++. If you productize robustly, you may have to maximize wirelessly. We have come to know that if you implement magnetically then you may also incubate mega-compellingly. Think end-to-end, C2B2B.