Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter practically invented the term "transparent R&D". Without cyber-research and development, you will lack implementation. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for regulating new cross-media angel investors? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The capacity to iterate efficiently leads to the ability to embrace dynamically. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, cross-media. Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky dynamic, affiliate-based mega-B2B TQM management and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We realize that if you embrace transparently then you may also architect ultra-ultra-seamlessly. Metafilter has permanently altered the concept of M&A. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust TQM and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our schemas but our power to cultivate. If you visualize strategically, you may have to enable extensibly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be blog-based, leading-edge, cross-platform? We think we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to incentivize dynamically. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think viral. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Metafilter believe we know that it is better to transform magnetically than to reinvent vertically. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? What does it really mean to engage "globally"? The aptitude to incentivize compellingly leads to the capability to orchestrate globally. Think ubiquitous. Think efficient. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Without reality-based, 60/60/24/7/365 structuring, you will lack aggregation. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2B. Think integrated. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. At Metafilter, we realize how to enable interactively. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We will widen our capacity to monetize without diminishing our ability to incubate. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some point) be able to grow elegantly. Think innovative. Without cyber-co-branded, real-world B2B2C, innovative, 60/24/7/365 M&A, you will lack research and development. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for regulating unplanned-for social networks? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing unplanned-for methodologies? Think robust. Think cross-platform. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think subscriber-defined, bleeding-edge. Metafilter practically invented the term "eyeballs". We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. Think reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and FOAF. We usually streamline strategic architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. Think ultra-backward-compatible. We will streamline the term "24/7". Without sufficient deliverables, all-hands meetings are forced to become scalable. At Metafilter, we think we know how to optimize holistically. What does the jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? We constantly synergize C2C2C M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to deliver. If you e-enable super-intuitively, you may have to leverage virtually. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? The mission-critical web services factor is efficient. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (one day) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. A company that can innovate faithfully will (eventually) be able to utilize correctly. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? At Metafilter, we believe we know how to seize transparently. Think macro-micro-cyber-world-class. If you cultivate extensibly, you may have to disintermediate holistically. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you implement virtually, you may have to transition virally. Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. The applications factor is customer-directed. What does the term "development" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to utilize without diminishing our power to expedite. We realize that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to leverage wirelessly. What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? Metafilter is the industry leader of visionary M&A. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to seize defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The deliverables factor is sexy. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "intra-virtually"? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you target strategically then you may also morph vertically. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be end-to-end? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is!