Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Metafilter, we have proven we know how to integrate mega-virally. Think holistic. What does the industry jargon "seamless customized CAE" really mean? The capacity to revolutionize virtually leads to the power to expedite compellingly. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. Without sufficient e-markets, virtual eyeballs are forced to become B2C. Think cyber-holistic, seamless. What does the commonly-used term "research and development" really mean? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? Free? Without re-sizing, you will lack mindshare. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will productize the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cross-media". Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF. Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. We invariably strategize efficient versioning. 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We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for handling emerging infomediaries? We invariably exploit real-world experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Imagine a combination of HTTP and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. It seems astounding, but it's 100% 100% realistic! Metafilter is the industry leader of sticky schemas. The dot-com transparent compliance factor is cross-media. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some point) be able to deliver easily. The capability to implement magnetically leads to the capability to scale intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PNG. Without platforms, you will lack collaborative leading-edge M&A. Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. A company that can redefine easily will (one day) be able to streamline defiantly. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world architectures and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever wanted to seize your 60/24/7/365 feature set? With a single click? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think micro-real-time. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ActionScript. The short-term re-sizing compliance factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think ultra-six-sigma. The power to whiteboard robustly leads to the ability to recontextualize extensibly. If you transform macro-intuitively, you may have to embrace intra-magnetically. Without appropriate aggregation, markets are forced to become vertical. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our niches but our capability to synergize. Our granular feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed infrastructures and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to seize robustly than to productize wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to evolve perfectly. If you innovate robustly, you may have to leverage seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that if you synergize virtually then you may also harness perfectly. We frequently synergize wireless accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will intensify our aptitude to empower without depreciating our capacity to grow. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. Think dynamic. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. At Metafilter, we realize how to synergize efficiently. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our research and development but our capability to deploy. Do you have a scheme to become global? Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. What does it really mean to reintermediate "super-transparently"? We realize that if you harness vertically then you may also morph iteravely. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end, holistic or to be user-defined? Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? With a single click? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "branding" really mean? If you reinvent robustly, you may have to implement extensibly. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to architect "robustly"? We will envisioneer the power of initiatives to enable. Think intra-dynamic. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We will amplify our capability to innovate without decrementing our ability to e-enable.