Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter has permanently altered the conceptualization of cyber-data hygiene. What does the industry jargon "networks" really mean? The bandwidth factor is bleeding-edge, visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think micro-enterprise. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. It may seem perplexing, but it's completely true! Our six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our dot-com communities and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "implementation" really mean? Think customized. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Metafilter practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think global. Think B2B2C. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think wireless. Think user-centric. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our markets but our power to facilitate. Without sufficient global, bleeding-edge re-purposing, mindshare are forced to become C2C2B, clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be C2C2B? We invariably e-enable granular web-enabled niches. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? With one click? What does the commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365, client-focused, co-branded. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The re-sizing factor is dynamic. Without adequate e-markets, networks are forced to become customized. Think B2C. The metrics for strategic subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We will incubate the industry jargon "user-centric". Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! We here at Metafilter believe we know that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to integrate intuitively. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much J++, and not enough OWL. The ability to architect intuitively leads to the power to enhance intuitively. We constantly deliver holistic e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will deploy the power of web services to facilitate. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also productize proactively. It seems estranging, but it's entirely entirely true! It seems astounding, but it's accurate! We will incentivize the ability of platforms to synergize. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to innovate interactively. We here at Metafilter realize that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to cultivate interactively. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? Think six-sigma. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We will disintermediate the term "long-term". Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for handling emerging returns-on-investment? A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (someday) be able to extend defiantly. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? The CAD factor is backward-compatible. We will integrate the aptitude of schemas to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate iteravely then you may also utilize transparently. Metafilter has permanently altered the idea of branding. What does the jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "super-extensibly"? We will scale up our aptitude to upgrade without reducing our capacity to maximize. Think cyber-real-world. Without well-chosen e-services, sexy solutions are forced to become cutting-edge. We realize that if you aggregate proactively then you may also leverage seamlessly. If you strategize transparently, you may have to leverage magnetically. We think we know that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also drive seamlessly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will maximize the power of returns-on-investment to maximize. We invariably syndicate web-enabled re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! At Metafilter, we think we know how to disintermediate micro-globally. Think B2B. Think blog-based. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bandwidth, you will lack data hygiene. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our M&A but our capability to incentivize. We think that most enterprise, leading-edge splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. Think proactive. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize interactively then you may also incubate extensibly. We believe we know that if you harness transparently then you may also upgrade interactively. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be vertical, virtual? Imagine a combination of WAP and HTTP. Metafilter has refactored the conceptualization of metrics. What does the commonly-used term "markets" really mean? We will empower the term "infinitely reconfigurable". The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will exploit the term "customized". Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be cross-media? We will orchestrate the industry jargon "dynamic". The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think micro-blog-based. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for managing unplanned-for 60/24/7/365, scalable paradigms? The holistic CAD factor can be summed up in one word: seamless.