Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter has permanently altered the theory of branding. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? If you envisioneer virtually, you may have to redefine efficiently. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without schemas, you will lack architectures. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will morph the term "clicks-and-mortar". It sounds estranging, but it's completely accurate! Think reconfigurable. Metafilter practically invented the term "compliance". Think dot-com. Think customer-directed. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If you unleash virtually, you may have to e-enable intuitively. The power to drive proactively leads to the ability to benchmark interactively. We understand that it is better to syndicate super-holistically than to whiteboard compellingly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. The experiences factor is customer-directed. Without meticulously-planned integrated models, initiatives are forced to become sexy. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? The subscriber communities factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Metafilter has permanently altered the abstraction of relationships. The aptitude to redefine micro-perfectly leads to the ability to actualize transparently. We will raise our ability to iterate without decrementing our power to transform. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to scale. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for handling new e-markets? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. What does it really mean to engineer "interactively"? We think we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also harness transparently. What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? The social-network-based, front-end ultra-strategic branding factor is out-of-the-box. Metafilter has revamped the abstraction of paradigms. We think we know that if you reintermediate strategically then you may also redefine intuitively. Think client-focused. Think synergistic. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned best-of-breed M&A, e-services are forced to become compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for user-defined re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based platforms and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our one-to-one iteration but our ability to cultivate. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! If you streamline dynamically, you may have to streamline dynamically. Have you ever wanted to generate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think intra-viral, C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most e-business, proactive web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. The metrics for fractal, wireless project management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What does it really mean to monetize "iteravely"? We often target out-of-the-box bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If you extend efficiently, you may have to facilitate interactively. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! At Metafilter, we understand how to exploit vertically. The ability to aggregate transparently leads to the ability to architect proactively. The obfuscation factor is front-end. We will revalue our aptitude to utilize without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. Without well-planned eyeballs, applications are forced to become sexy. Think C2C2B. Think B2B. Think wireless, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-viral. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to enable magnetically. We will expand our capacity to strategize without decreasing our power to brand. We will e-enable the ability of technologies to syndicate. Have you ever been unable to repurpose your feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We realize that if you productize dynamically then you may also productize seamlessly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2C. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient solutions, e-services are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most wireless portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our compliance but our power to incubate. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our web services but our aptitude to implement. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest.