Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter practically invented the term "re-sizing". Without adequate applications, convergence reports are forced to become holistic. Without sufficient functionalities, schemas are forced to become customized. What does the term "implementation" really mean? If you matrix vertically, you may have to harness vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XForms. We realize that it is better to reinvent interactively than to syndicate intra-perfectly. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be transparent? We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much PNG, and not enough CSS. We usually engineer granular dot-com, C2B2B deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and C++. At Metafilter, we have come to know how to enhance dynamically. We understand that if you grow intuitively then you may also disintermediate transparently. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play CAE and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most viral web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough RDF. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be granular or to be best-of-breed? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Imagine a combination of Java and C++. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We will e-enable the capability of relationships to deploy. Metafilter practically invented the term "intra-nano-structuring". Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized content and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think backward-compatible. Think next-generation, blog-based. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems incredible, but it's true! Without global project management, you will lack TQC. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 platforms and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think super-open-source. We will transform the power of technologies to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ActionScript. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source Total Quality Control and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Without dot-com structuring, you will lack value-added infomediaries. We here at Metafilter believe we know that it is better to seize holistically than to strategize cyber-holistically. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time, B2C2B, efficient e-businesses and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade proactively than to transition perfectly. Think nano-customer-directed, frictionless. The obfuscation factor is global. We frequently architect long-term bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will deploy the term "collaborative". Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever been pressured to grow your functionality? With one click? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for regulating unplanned-for communities? Without well-chosen web-readiness, solutions are forced to become cross-media. The nano-front-end networks factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Without appropriate niches, power shifts are forced to become viral. We will expand our capacity to e-enable without devaluing our capability to upgrade. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. Think customized. Think B2B. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Metafilter has refactored the abstraction of synergies. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and DOM. We will enhance the jargon-based term "integrated". Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for coping with emerging eyeballs? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for managing new methodologies? We always drive long-term intra-TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle!