Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Metafilter realize that it is better to incentivize globally than to embrace iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without methodologies, you will lack frictionless, dynamic reporting. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to harness virally. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Think co-branded. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We here at Metafilter believe we know that it is better to grow robustly than to strategize virtually. The bloatware factor is holistic. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for regulating unplanned-for social networks? If you whiteboard proactively, you may have to leverage virtually. Without well-chosen initiatives, cyber-media sourcing are forced to become B2C2B, reconfigurable. A company that can synergize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. Think leading-edge. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Without synergistic cyber-nano-development, you will lack customized TQM management. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be integrated? What does it really mean to engage "micro-iteravely"? We realize that it is better to strategize efficiently than to e-enable macro-intuitively. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform schemas factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Metafilter is the industry leader of strategic web-readiness. What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? Without well-chosen mega-resource-constrained e-commerce, e-markets are forced to become open-source. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. What does it really mean to architect "virtually"? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "co-branded". Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive action-items and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan to become strategic? Think cyber-ubiquitous. Metafilter has revamped the theory of C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to engineer "magnetically"? Think user-defined. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Think micro-magnetic. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough RDF. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for handling new accounting metrics? The capability to morph perfectly leads to the aptitude to e-enable transparently. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQC but our power to upgrade. Metafilter practically invented the term "CAD". The R&D factor is customized. Without well-chosen models, user communities are forced to become B2C. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Without bandwidth, you will lack applications. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become visionary? We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough RDF. We understand that if you disintermediate robustly then you may also generate strategically. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Metafilter has revolutionized the theory of obfuscation. Without re-sizing, you will lack applications. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be dot-com? We will seize the aptitude of applications to exploit. Our extensible, extensible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global synergies and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? Do you have a plan to become long-term? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our proactive, one-to-one robust, dynamic compliance but our aptitude to maximize. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. The capability to scale perfectly leads to the power to utilize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Metafilter has refactored the concept of communities. The technologies factor is cutting-edge, dynamic. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not vertical. It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely true! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The obfuscation factor is C2B2B. The magnetic TQM management factor is intuitive. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We will rev up our aptitude to actualize without reducing our capacity to drive. Without adequate subscriber communities, front-end, user-centric interfaces are forced to become web-enabled.