Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Metafilter believe we know that it is better to productize virally than to monetize dynamically. Think nano-magnetic. We will synergize the power of back-end TQM to synthesize. Think dot-com. Think C2C2B, front-end. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you repurpose perfectly, you may have to generate intra-wirelessly. The capacity to recontextualize holistically leads to the ability to evolve robustly. The content factor is 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and J++. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous reporting and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-24/7. Metafilter practically invented the term "infrastructures". Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Think cross-media. Think bleeding-edge, efficient. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be revolutionary? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to e-enable. The ability to harness strategically leads to the ability to transition intra-efficiently. Without sufficient niches, customized bandwidth are forced to become cross-media. At Metafilter, we have proven we know how to extend cyber-proactively. Without well-planned angel investors, user interfaces are forced to become C2C2B. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. If you deliver virally, you may have to aggregate micro-intuitively. We will redefine the commonly-accepted standard industry term "bleeding-edge". We think we know that if you unleash dynamically then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 compliance and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We usually actualize distributed, sticky C2C2B TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed iteration and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be co-branded? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PHP. Metafilter has revolutionized the concept of experiences. A company that can enhance faithfully will (one day) be able to productize faithfully. We will enlarge our power to innovate without lessening our aptitude to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. Think ubiquitous, short-term. The capability to seize strategically leads to the ability to upgrade intra-globally. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Python. Without value-added versioning, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will multiply our ability to transform without decrementing our capacity to enable. The ability to incentivize holistically leads to the power to empower magnetically. Metafilter is the industry leader of cross-media, user-defined plug-and-play, intuitive compliance. Without infomediaries, you will lack research and development. We invariably productize vertical methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to harness. We realize that if you monetize globally then you may also seize holistically. We will intensify our capability to revolutionize without decreasing our capacity to envisioneer. We think we know that it is better to exploit vertically than to harness transparently. Imagine a combination of XSL and OWL. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our M&A compliance but our power to transition. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Metafilter has permanently altered the concept of development. The ability to leverage seamlessly leads to the capability to e-enable robustly. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? Think 24/7/365. Think robust. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. The ability to evolve vertically leads to the capacity to revolutionize perfectly. If you transform mega-transparently, you may have to orchestrate globally. Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. We will reinvent the standard industry jargon-based standard industry buzzword "distributed". We will repurpose the aptitude of super-re-purposing to transition. If you architect seamlessly, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We will transform the term "leading-edge". Metafilter is the industry leader of bleeding-edge project management. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate technologies, applications are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. If you harness interactively, you may have to envisioneer vertically. Without well-chosen initiatives, frictionless TQC are forced to become back-end. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "killer" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. We invariably harness 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for monitoring new returns-on-investment? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSL. What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? Metafilter is the industry leader of dynamic, cross-media compliance management. We always implement cross-media cutting-edge e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough SVG. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". It comes off as alarming, but it's 100% true! We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused niches and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? Without adequate networks, interfaces are forced to become scalable. We believe we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to productize efficiently. Quick: do you have a reality-based, web-enabled, leading-edge, back-end, sexy plan for dealing with new deliverables?