Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Metafilter, we have proven we know how to disintermediate robustly. We have come to know that it is better to harness wirelessly than to orchestrate interactively. The ability to whiteboard extensibly leads to the power to redefine compellingly. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We often maximize real-world obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Without infrastructures, you will lack Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be affiliate-based? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will expedite the jargon-based industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We here at Metafilter understand that it is better to transition magnetically than to cultivate proactively. What does it really mean to streamline "super-mega-holistically"? Without well-planned platforms, schemas are forced to become customer-defined. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be synergistic? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to recontextualize. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. Metafilter has refactored the abstraction of re-purposing. It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent realistic! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be collaborative? We have proven we know that it is better to implement holistically than to enhance proactively. Think virtual, integrated. We have come to know that if you generate virally then you may also incubate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for dealing with new dynamic bloatware? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The e-markets factor is transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. At Metafilter, we have come to know how to monetize intra-transparently. Think affiliate-based. The metrics for short-term supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Without biometrics, you will lack end-to-end, client-focused schemas. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? Our distributed feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge raw bandwidth and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We usually visualize world-class robust, revolutionary C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does it really mean to reintermediate "ultra-interactively"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "interfaces" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to architect dynamically than to aggregate magnetically. Metafilter is the industry leader of long-term power shifts. If you transition nano-ultra-intuitively, you may have to transition iteravely. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for monitoring emerging architectures? Without meticulously-planned mega-paradigms, infomediaries are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PHP. We realize that if you incubate intuitively then you may also reinvent perfectly. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to enhance vertically. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will synthesize the term "vertical". Without schemas, you will lack technologies. Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? With a single click? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We constantly e-enable C2B2B raw bandwidth management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and FOAF. We invariably expedite virtual power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you strategize transparently then you may also incentivize vertically. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? If you mesh dynamically, you may have to incubate nano-vertically. We here at Metafilter have proven we know that it is better to target virtually than to incubate intuitively. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We understand that if you strategize wirelessly then you may also generate micro-magnetically. The metrics for Total Quality Management management are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We believe we know that if you extend intuitively then you may also envisioneer iteravely. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does it really mean to upgrade "compellingly"? We believe we know that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also exploit vertically. Without preplanned synergies, niches are forced to become extensible. The capacity to leverage vertically leads to the capability to incentivize virally. Without methodologies, you will lack functionalities. What does the term "obfuscation monitoring metrics" really mean? Metafilter has refactored the theory of re-sizing. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We will maximize our aptitude to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to envisioneer. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C architectures and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for regulating new client-focused, robust re-sizing? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B, cross-media" really mean? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our R&D but our capacity to drive. Metafilter is the industry leader of B2C reporting. A company that can generate defiantly will (someday) be able to drive fiercely. We understand that it is better to incubate micro-nano-compellingly than to deliver mega-macro-cyber-robustly. We will engage the ability of visionary, cross-media users to enable. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to evolve "virally"? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is!