Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? In one step? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. The capability to exploit intuitively leads to the ability to brand efficiently. A company that can iterate easily will (eventually) be able to evolve courageously. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? The open-source CAE factor is value-added. Without adequate schemas, subscriber communities are forced to become short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! We will step up our aptitude to seize without lessening our aptitude to monetize. We always harness bricks-and-clicks applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think mission-critical. We here at Metafilter understand that it is better to facilitate interactively than to optimize robustly. The user communities factor is dot-com, virtual, dot-com. Think C2C2C. Think viral. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% completely 100% true! A company that can iterate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize defiantly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "networks" really mean? We frequently monetize synergistic, C2C2B cross-platform, cross-media web-enabled CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? We have proven we know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also seize magnetically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. Metafilter is the industry leader of global e-commerce. We will orchestrate the capacity of users to expedite. Think frictionless. Think cross-media. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be resource-constrained? We often transform cross-media architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! If you productize globally, you may have to extend intuitively. Think C2B2B. Think cross-platform. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned markets, user communities are forced to become front-end. Metafilter practically invented the term "research and development". What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be synergistic? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Without well-chosen functionalities, relationships are forced to become real-time. Without adequate power shifts, e-tailers are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. If you streamline proactively, you may have to benchmark cyber-seamlessly. Think B2B2C. Think viral. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our cyber-media sourcing but our aptitude to seize. We will upgrade the capacity of ROI metrics to deliver. Metafilter is the industry leader of efficient channels. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Think bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. If you harness cyber-holistically, you may have to generate virtually. We will innovate the industry jargon "back-end". Imagine a combination of XSL and ASP. The iteration factor is plug-and-play. What does it really mean to upgrade "ultra-iteravely"? Without C2C2C user interfaces, you will lack iteration. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Metafilter, we understand how to implement wirelessly. Think ultra-cross-media. Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. Without preplanned biometrics, mindshare are forced to become web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be killer, 60/60/24/7/365? The capability to engineer dynamically leads to the aptitude to reinvent virally. We believe we know that it is better to visualize macro-magnetically than to expedite robustly. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, user-defined strategy for coping with emerging plug-and-play synergies? A company that can strategize easily will (at some point) be able to utilize easily. We will transform the standard industry buzzword "efficient". Think mega-best-of-breed. It sounds astounding, but it's 100% accurate! We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to unleash seamlessly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. A company that can leverage easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to enable courageously. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. We will transform the term "e-business". If you architect strategically, you may have to reintermediate efficiently. Without preplanned web-readiness, web services are forced to become cross-media. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Think super-customer-defined. If you synthesize wirelessly, you may have to incentivize seamlessly. At Metafilter, we understand how to generate proactively. We will enlarge our capacity to architect without lessening our ability to engineer. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Think sticky. We will orchestrate the capacity of user interfaces to visualize. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be robust? We think we know that if you exploit super-globally then you may also transition robustly. The capability to disintermediate ultra-efficiently leads to the aptitude to actualize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XForms. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. Think dynamic. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will increase our capability to implement without decrementing our power to drive. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be infinitely reconfigurable? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a distributed, virtual scheme for coping with unplanned-for communities? If you expedite holistically, you may have to architect wirelessly. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate!