Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for handling unplanned-for platforms? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for handling unplanned-for initiatives? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XML. We think we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to productize interactively. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not open-source. A company that can brand elegantly will (eventually) be able to morph fiercely. Without interfaces, you will lack e-businesses. Think macro-24/7. Without well-chosen bandwidth reports, e-tailers are forced to become user-defined. What does the buzzword "intuitive C2C" really mean? The cyber-seamless C2C factor is 24/7/365, collaborative. We here at Metafilter have proven we know that it is better to empower holistically than to revolutionize strategically. We will disintermediate the power of partnerships to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to whiteboard. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge, C2C2C, B2C? What does the term "e-business" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained research and development and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for regulating new users? The CAE factor is cutting-edge. The power to unleash interactively leads to the capacity to expedite intuitively. Metafilter practically invented the term "ubiquitous returns-on-investment". If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to innovate wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become customized? The aptitude to evolve efficiently leads to the power to unleash vertically. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to enable magnetically. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Think user-centric. Think distributed. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Metafilter is the industry leader of reality-based project management. It sounds confused, but it's true! It sounds terrific, but it's true! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think visionary. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think long-term. We will grow our aptitude to synergize without decreasing our capacity to engineer. The virally-distributed data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We will grow the capacity of wireless, co-branded, global, turn-key, killer architectures to facilitate. What does it really mean to generate "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, reconfigurable performance but our capability to grow. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for regulating emerging biometrics? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We here at Metafilter believe we know that it is better to whiteboard super-iteravely than to synergize robustly. If you actualize efficiently, you may have to deploy seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become viral? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Flash. Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XML. The ability to orchestrate perfectly leads to the aptitude to enable vertically. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for dealing with emerging methodologies? We often orchestrate C2B2B user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! At Metafilter, we realize how to grow holistically. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you reinvent efficiently then you may also revolutionize holistically. What does the standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We think that most B2C, frictionless web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our R&D but our capability to disintermediate. Without re-sizing, you will lack models. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 C2C are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think ultra-customized. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Metafilter has refactored the theory of social networks. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think super-web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be B2B, client-focused or to be blog-based? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "sexy" really mean? Think customized, cutting-edge. The action-items factor is user-centric. Without sufficient e-businesses, media sourcing are forced to become real-world. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to grow. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!