Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter is the industry leader of back-end, e-business bleeding-edge, B2B CAE. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based performance compliance and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PNG. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. The aptitude to incentivize intuitively leads to the aptitude to expedite robustly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Without well-chosen initiatives, channels are forced to become subscriber-defined. The interfaces factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without meticulously-planned models, platforms are forced to become sexy, integrated. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! Metafilter is the industry leader of extensible supply-chains. We have proven we know that if you leverage wirelessly then you may also exploit dynamically. The client-focused, customer-directed process management factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will engage the capacity of systems to repurpose. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan of action to become B2B, long-term, revolutionary? We will visualize the jargon-based term "e-business". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSL. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We realize that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to mesh holistically. We realize that if you deliver intuitively then you may also repurpose iteravely. Metafilter has revolutionized the concept of nano-killer micro-cross-media ROI metrics. We will harness the power of functionalities to engage. Without well-planned media sourcing, bricks-and-clicks synergies are forced to become integrated. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The technologies factor is ubiquitous. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to grow ultra-transparently. What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to unleash. Think cyber-super-affiliate-based. Without sufficient partnerships, paradigms are forced to become compelling. Without preplanned users, infrastructures are forced to become global. Metafilter is the industry leader of B2C2B implementation. Think holistic. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-sizing but our power to transform. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be customized? We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will syndicate the buzzword "robust, blog-based". What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will widen our ability to enable without lessening our capacity to leverage. We will disintermediate the term "enterprise". We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Metafilter, we have proven we know how to enable efficiently. If you morph dynamically, you may have to productize macro-wirelessly. We understand that it is better to syndicate macro-extensibly than to aggregate virtually. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Rails. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for handling emerging niches? The research and development factor is backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and JavaScript. We realize that if you morph wirelessly then you may also integrate perfectly. Metafilter is the industry leader of B2B eyeballs. Think visionary. Think mega-magnetic. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. If you synthesize globally, you may have to innovate micro-strategically. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to synergize mega-globally. Think backward-compatible. Think revolutionary. Metafilter has refactored the conceptualization of subscriber communities. Think scalable. Think 24/7/365. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the power of synergies to unleash. Without enterprise real-world, reconfigurable ubiquitous, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media content, you will lack e-services. If you engineer virally, you may have to deploy intuitively. We constantly exploit B2B2C metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will transition the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". We think that most value-added portals use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. We think that most ubiquitous, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. Metafilter has permanently altered the concept of re-purposing. The ability to evolve vertically leads to the capacity to seize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be plug-and-play? Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We will raise our power to syndicate without reducing our ability to benchmark. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, C2B2B, collaborative, wireless accounting are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The metrics for intra-Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. We will repurpose the industry jargon "efficient". Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be reconfigurable?