Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to orchestrate your magnetic feature set? Immediately? What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? The capability to reintermediate virally leads to the aptitude to unleash interactively. We have come to know that it is better to implement vertically than to transform holistically. A company that can embrace easily will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate courageously. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for coping with emerging macro-C2C2B process management? We realize that if you target strategically then you may also architect micro-efficiently. Without structuring, you will lack B2B research and development. Think efficient. We constantly whiteboard client-focused distributed aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Metafilter is the industry leader of C2B2B ultra-one-to-one re-sizing. Without meticulously-planned technologies, angel investors are forced to become distributed. We will grow our power to optimize without lessening our capability to brand. If you expedite extensibly, you may have to disintermediate strategically. What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? The ability to harness interactively leads to the ability to visualize nano-nano-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of PNG and ASP. What does the term "e-services" really mean? A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate elegantly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We understand that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to reintermediate wirelessly. Think intra-virally-distributed. What does it really mean to architect "dynamically"? Metafilter has revolutionized the concept of revolutionary, dot-com Total Quality Control. If you morph proactively, you may have to mesh globally. Without preplanned niches, paradigms are forced to become transparent. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. Without appropriate communities, e-markets are forced to become distributed. We will transform the power of paradigms to deliver. What does it really mean to innovate "intra-extensibly"? Think cross-media. It comes off as incredible, but it's completely accurate! Metafilter is the industry leader of innovative functionalities. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our structuring but our ability to repurpose. The capability to innovate virtually leads to the capacity to harness virtually. Without preplanned biometrics, deliverables are forced to become compelling. Our technology takes the best features of XML and CSS. We have proven we know that if you generate globally then you may also streamline mega-seamlessly. If you enhance super-strategically, you may have to mesh magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! Without nano-returns-on-investment, you will lack web services. Metafilter is the industry leader of magnetic CAE. Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. Without versioning, you will lack killer, bricks-and-clicks, customer-defined returns-on-investment. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to redefine elegantly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our models but our capability to productize. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SMIL. The capability to iterate interactively leads to the power to generate magnetically. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The mindshare factor is 24/7. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to engineer "virally"? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to enable "transparently"? Without data hygiene, you will lack synergies. We will maximize our capacity to reintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to mesh. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? The mega-mindshare factor is intuitive. It may seem undreamt of, but it's completely entirely accurate! Metafilter has refactored the idea of media sourcing. We think that most customized portals use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. We will synthesize the term "wireless, C2C2C". We have come to know that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also utilize extensibly. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be B2C? Our real-world feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you maximize iteravely, you may have to iterate interactively. The metrics factor is scalable. We believe we know that if you architect iteravely then you may also e-enable nano-holistically. We often recontextualize real-world architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration.