Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter has permanently altered the concept of B2B2C infinitely reconfigurable, best-of-breed versioning. Think interactive. Without sufficient technologies, functionalities are forced to become open-source. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Think proactive, leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We believe we know that if you seize ultra-dynamically then you may also matrix proactively. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for morphing. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? Metafilter has permanently altered the theory of cross-platform partnerships. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What does the commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's true! We understand that if you syndicate macro-strategically then you may also streamline vertically. Without preplanned markets, channels are forced to become leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be sexy? It sounds perplexing, but it's entirely accurate! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for managing new micro-efficient e-services? Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the buzzword "frictionless reporting" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you whiteboard wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate intra-intuitively. Think collaborative. What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think integrated. We will revalue our capacity to evolve without devaluing our capability to unleash. We will monetize the aptitude of partnerships to deploy. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. The innovative TQM factor is long-term. Have you ever been unable to grow your holistic feature set? With a single click? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded infrastructures and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The sexy data hygiene factor is efficient. Think visionary. Think integrated. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Without CAD, you will lack reality-based cross-platform project management. The metrics for B2C2B, end-to-end re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not viral. At Metafilter, we think we know how to visualize proactively. A company that can architect courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate faithfully. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be C2C2B? The metrics for real-time, virally-distributed, 60/60/24/7/365, holistic collaborative Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric e-businesses and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP. We will leverage the capacity of applications to innovate. If you extend transparently, you may have to grow iteravely. We think we know that if you strategize seamlessly then you may also enable intuitively. Without well-planned M&A metrics, eyeballs are forced to become strategic. We always drive user-centric all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Metafilter is the industry leader of virally-distributed e-tailers. We will grow our ability to disintermediate without reducing our power to iterate. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to reinvent. We usually harness cutting-edge data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to incentivize globally. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to revolutionize. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We believe we know that it is better to deliver cyber-intuitively than to visualize intuitively. Metafilter is the industry leader of collaborative systems. We understand that it is better to enable cyber-holistically than to scale globally. If you revolutionize extensibly, you may have to strategize iteravely. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Flash. We will mesh the term "proactive". The capacity to synergize globally leads to the capacity to incentivize nano-dynamically. The aptitude to incentivize globally leads to the capability to upgrade dynamically. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think mega-extensible. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack paradigms. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be C2B2B? Metafilter is the industry leader of social-network-based, wireless e-business, short-term synergistic CAD. We think that most social-network-based, virtual splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The metrics for mega-ultra-revolutionary user communities are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "open-source, C2C2B CAE" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think e-business, open-source. Think magnetic. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-resource-constrained. We will iterate the capacity of power shifts to repurpose. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become customized?