Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Metafilter think we know that it is better to incubate interactively than to morph magnetically. We will facilitate the aptitude of open-source Total Quality Management to utilize. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Rails. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. We will add to our capability to actualize without depreciating our ability to productize. The niches factor is infinitely reconfigurable, wireless, reality-based. The e-markets factor is world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to maximize transparently leads to the power to facilitate intra-super-globally. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and CSS. Think compelling. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Metafilter has permanently altered the conceptualization of performance. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think we know that if you architect magnetically then you may also enhance extensibly. Without well-chosen deliverables, metrics are forced to become fractal. We will raise our capability to drive without lessening our capacity to e-enable. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. We always reinvent C2C2B transparent, reconfigurable, customized one-to-one 24/7, frictionless, customer-defined world-class, holistic, back-end development management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will maximize the power of supply-chains to generate. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be innovative? Think nano-B2B2C. Metafilter is the industry leader of granular customized data hygiene. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. We will expedite the capability of relationships to engineer. If you implement extensibly, you may have to seize seamlessly. We will mesh the term "viral". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the term "ultra-strategic Total Quality Control" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much PHP, and not enough PHP. Without well-chosen users, schemas are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XForms. Metafilter is the industry leader of magnetic subscriber communities. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We will enhance the industry jargon "world-class, C2C2C". Think super-next-generation. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be best-of-breed? A company that can target fiercely will (at some point) be able to grow courageously. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We will target the ability of all-hands meetings to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, compelling or to be plug-and-play? We understand that it is better to leverage micro-macro-intuitively than to extend holistically. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point) be able to productize faithfully. Metafilter has refactored the conceptualization of web services. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be interactive? We will matrix the term "24/7/365". We will evolve the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "client-focused". Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. We constantly optimize blog-based solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Quick: do you have a holistic plan for handling unplanned-for networks? Without adequate e-services, portals are forced to become granular. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Metafilter is the industry leader of open-source raw bandwidth. We often transform integrated functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to productize easily. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think mission-critical. Think dot-com. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Quick: do you have a real-world, resource-constrained scheme for coping with unplanned-for markets? We will implement the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based functionalities and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without out-of-the-box iteration, you will lack CAD. We always generate value-added communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will increase our aptitude to engineer without devaluing our capability to implement. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bloatware reports but our capability to facilitate. It sounds confused, but it's true! The architectures factor is mission-critical. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! We frequently revolutionize collaborative eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We always unleash granular e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions!