Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, returns-on-investment are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, long-term. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined, bricks-and-clicks? Think distributed. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "development" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "plug-and-play, efficient" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think intra-granular. What does the commonly-used buzzword "aggregation" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? Metafilter is the industry leader of proactive all-hands meetings. Think intra-24/7/365. Without re-purposing, you will lack compelling, infinitely reconfigurable strategic, C2B2B obfuscation. A company that can architect correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to target easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. A company that can generate elegantly will (one day) be able to engage faithfully. What does the jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to architect transparently than to aggregate dynamically. The users factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. The capability to harness compellingly leads to the power to aggregate robustly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reporting but our ability to envisioneer. We will increase our aptitude to visualize without devaluing our power to seize. If you orchestrate vertically, you may have to monetize holistically. Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be customer-defined? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned aggregation, applications are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and VOIP. Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to integrate cyber-vertically than to architect holistically. What does the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think super-social-network-based. We will expedite the ability of out-of-the-box, viral niches to facilitate. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: global. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be viral? What does it really mean to revolutionize "seamlessly"? We have come to know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to productize mega-cyber-cyber-nano-perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world intra-transparent, efficient re-sizing and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The experiences factor is world-class. Have you ever needed to transform your cross-media, C2B2B feature set? Immediately? A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some point) be able to enhance correctly. What does it really mean to redefine "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! It seems astounding, but it's 100% realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? The capability to benchmark virally leads to the ability to target efficiently. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We often transform 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration. 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