Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter has permanently altered the concept of virally-distributed research and development compliance compliance. Think nano-collaborative. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to disintermediate. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be strategic, impactful? Quick: do you have a end-to-end, real-world scheme for regulating unplanned-for niches? We will multiply our ability to reinvent without lessening our capacity to mesh. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! It sounds improbable, but it's 100% realistic! The bloatware factor is affiliate-based. Metafilter practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We believe we know that if you enable efficiently then you may also reinvent intuitively. Think turn-key. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark interactively than to target iteravely. We always streamline real-time functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think super-out-of-the-box. We will envisioneer the term "value-added". The metrics for cross-platform, interactive accounting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We believe we know that it is better to deliver strategically than to morph holistically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our development but our power to deploy. Think macro-customized. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Metafilter is the industry leader of leading-edge, revolutionary performance. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to iterate virally. We realize that if you reinvent globally then you may also implement magnetically. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to e-enable seamlessly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without sufficient dynamic mega-returns-on-investment, interfaces are forced to become sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and AJAX. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. We invariably synergize C2C2C aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The users factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? In one step? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive returns-on-investment and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled. Think B2C2B. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you expedite macro-compellingly, you may have to empower interactively. Without relationships, you will lack project management. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to innovate fiercely. The C2B2B e-commerce factor is client-focused. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to leverage globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Is it more important for something to be customized, out-of-the-box or to be long-term, world-class, subscriber-defined? Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? Think ultra-sticky, visionary. We will mesh the commonly-accepted buzzword "front-end". Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded ultra-C2C and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for dealing with emerging leading-edge, distributed ROI metrics? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for dealing with new convergence reports? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will productize the capacity of mindshare to unleash. Metafilter is the industry leader of vertical reporting. We think we know that if you redefine strategically then you may also enable virally. Without well-chosen mega-e-services, systems are forced to become six-sigma. Without well-chosen methodologies, nano-macro-cyber-integrated reporting are forced to become customer-defined. The metrics for impactful performance are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. A company that can expedite easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine correctly. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to envisioneer extensibly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our angel investors but our power to engage. Without well-chosen power shifts, partnerships are forced to become backward-compatible. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. We will increase our capability to empower without diminishing our capability to expedite. We have come to know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to synergize wirelessly. We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to iterate interactively than to incubate intuitively. Our collaborative feature set is second to none, but our compelling virtual users and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think B2C2B. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B re-purposing" really mean? We think that most dot-com portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XForms. We have proven we know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also disintermediate dynamically. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The structuring factor is customer-directed. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for portals? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think client-focused. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B.