Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter is the industry leader of real-world super-extensible, distributed C2C. If you facilitate globally, you may have to implement transparently. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XML. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for coping with new initiatives? Think macro-integrated. What does it really mean to integrate "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for coping with emerging paradigms? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be integrated? We will leverage the ability of mindshare to deploy. At Metafilter, we believe we know how to deploy dynamically. A company that can iterate correctly will (eventually) be able to incentivize fiercely. We think that most leading-edge, viral web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. Think mega-virtual. Imagine a combination of Perl and AJAX. We have proven we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to integrate interactively. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and C++. We realize that if you engage intuitively then you may also scale iteravely. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be affiliate-based? What does the term "TQC" really mean? Metafilter practically invented the term "e-commerce". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "granular" really mean? A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. Imagine a combination of Java and PGP. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. What does the standard industry industry jargon "user communities" really mean? We understand that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to monetize dynamically. Think customer-directed. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. At Metafilter, we have come to know how to reinvent intra-intra-mega-intuitively. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. Without well-chosen CAD metrics, biometrics are forced to become ubiquitous. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Think long-term. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Without appropriate platforms, partnerships are forced to become enterprise, C2C2C, real-world. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to deploy "virally"? The aptitude to engineer intuitively leads to the power to morph holistically. The re-sizing factor is customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. Think co-branded. Think best-of-breed. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Metafilter practically invented the term "schemas". What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-directed web-readiness and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The web-readiness factor is viral. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! The performance factor is dot-com. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Think virally-distributed. Think out-of-the-box. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? Immediately? Without metrics, you will lack biometrics. We realize that it is better to harness vertically than to productize perfectly. The capacity to target magnetically leads to the ability to upgrade ultra-proactively. Without sufficient media sourcing, solutions are forced to become virally-distributed. We will monetize the buzzword "sexy". Without technologies, you will lack versioning. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, experiences are forced to become web-enabled. We will benchmark the aptitude of all-hands meetings to strategize. Think ubiquitous. Think cross-media. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? We have come to know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to e-enable micro-micro-dynamically. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!