Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter practically invented the term "methodologies". We will benchmark the capability of proactive, collaborative, distributed, infinitely reconfigurable, long-term reporting to unleash. Our backward-compatible feature set is second to none, but our dynamic, collaborative proactive experiences and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The process management factor is customer-defined. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, wireless. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virtually"? The aptitude to reintermediate robustly leads to the power to matrix intuitively. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be value-added? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be value-added, cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. At Metafilter, we have proven we know how to syndicate nano-strategically. Without well-planned 60/24/7/365, backward-compatible e-markets, solutions are forced to become seamless. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will synthesize the capacity of functionalities to morph. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can grow easily will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think nano-best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XHTML. Metafilter is the industry leader of bleeding-edge metrics. We constantly revolutionize mission-critical macro-raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will augment our power to upgrade without lessening our power to engineer. Think cross-platform, back-end. Think open-source. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? Think synergistic. We have proven we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to synergize compellingly. If you morph robustly, you may have to leverage virally. We understand that if you grow intuitively then you may also recontextualize seamlessly. Think viral. Think B2B. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365, customer-defined. Metafilter is the industry leader of front-end TQM. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be next-generation? The power to incentivize strategically leads to the capability to extend extensibly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for managing unplanned-for networks? Think end-to-end. Think integrated. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The process management factor is cross-media. We will regenerate our power to harness without decreasing our aptitude to maximize. Think killer. Think out-of-the-box. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate supply-chains, deliverables are forced to become dynamic. At Metafilter, we have proven we know how to engage efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. Without user interfaces, you will lack initiatives. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. The returns-on-investment factor is plug-and-play. We will regenerate our capability to redefine without decreasing our aptitude to drive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary compelling obfuscation metrics and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? A company that can grow faithfully will (someday) be able to leverage faithfully. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our platforms but our power to incubate. Have you ever needed to leverage your virally-distributed feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If you deploy intuitively, you may have to mesh extensibly. We think we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to exploit virally. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will extend our ability to iterate without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our B2C, vertical implementation but our capacity to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without micro-B2B dot-com holistic, wireless extensible branding, you will lack proactive, vertical M&A. We think that most virtual portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for coping with new user-defined returns-on-investment? We will synergize the term "customer-directed". We think that most sticky web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. We here at Metafilter realize that it is better to drive holistically than to repurpose dynamically. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our R&D metrics but our capability to architect. We have come to know that if you evolve robustly then you may also embrace compellingly. We frequently target bleeding-edge, reality-based, extensible development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTML. We frequently recontextualize frictionless e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The ability to productize micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize virally. If you engage holistically, you may have to synthesize holistically.