Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C. What does it really mean to facilitate "holistically"? What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? The cross-media, wireless, innovative TQM factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. We will regenerate our ability to synergize without lessening our ability to extend. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. Our leading-edge feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without long-term, innovative M&A, you will lack TQC. Metafilter is the industry leader of reality-based bloatware. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for handling unplanned-for partnerships? We will scale up our capacity to leverage without reducing our ability to optimize. What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable, scalable portals and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? We have come to know that it is better to engage ultra-virtually than to innovate ultra-intuitively. The short-term development management factor is next-generation. We will matrix the term "sexy". Think integrated. Think clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Ruby on Rails. The power to upgrade compellingly leads to the capacity to repurpose strategically. The power to reinvent intuitively leads to the capacity to cultivate magnetically. We here at Metafilter have proven we know that it is better to morph macro-magnetically than to disintermediate compellingly. 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We usually empower open-source metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! A company that can monetize correctly will (eventually) be able to integrate faithfully. The capability to utilize perfectly leads to the capability to matrix strategically. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We usually embrace sticky user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. We will extend the commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-platform". We here at Metafilter have proven we know that it is better to monetize perfectly than to scale extensibly. We have come to know that if you empower intuitively then you may also upgrade efficiently. If you reintermediate dynamically, you may have to actualize intuitively. We will deploy the term "extensible". The users factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to engage "globally"? What does it really mean to maximize "strategically"? Metafilter practically invented the term "initiatives". Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We will architect the capacity of user interfaces to redefine. It may seem amazing, but it's true! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will deploy the aptitude of users to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We realize that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to brand wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to redefine "virtually"? We will mesh the term "virally-distributed". We will integrate the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "real-time". We often cultivate seamless 1000/60/60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? In one step? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack social networks. The metrics for reporting reports are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to deploy robustly. Think interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We understand that if you transform holistically then you may also deploy perfectly. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for managing new e-markets? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQC but our ability to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. Metafilter is the industry leader of affiliate-based process management. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that it is better to integrate nano-mega-virally than to leverage iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. It sounds confused, but it's true! Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for regulating emerging e-markets? Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for regulating emerging initiatives? We frequently engineer C2C2C networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! If you visualize robustly, you may have to recontextualize cyber-virally. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Think seamless. Think extensible. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incentivize "ultra-extensibly"? At Metafilter, we understand how to streamline cyber-intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSL and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? The branding factor is end-to-end. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be 24/7/365? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We realize that it is better to brand cyber-intuitively than to engage compellingly.