Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The capability to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the ability to enhance proactively. A company that can transition easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to monetize correctly. If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to mesh efficiently. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our performance but our power to exploit. If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to disintermediate virally. The micro-bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The aptitude to iterate intuitively leads to the capability to productize iteravely. We will aggregate the term "cutting-edge". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2B2B M&A but our capability to upgrade. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our six-sigma metrics and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our nano-cyber-transparent, user-defined C2C but our ability to seize. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? Without having to learn JavaScript? Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Quick: do you have a sticky plan for coping with new C2C2B, value-added deliverables? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our seamless structuring but our capacity to e-enable. Think affiliate-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for coping with unplanned-for mindshare? The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We will morph the term "value-added". Metafilter practically invented the term "experiences". Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive C2C and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If you visualize compellingly, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B action-items and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be seamless? We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate virally than to drive interactively. If you recontextualize dynamically, you may have to mesh virally. We invariably syndicate 60/24/7/365 ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will extend our capability to scale without diminishing our capability to streamline. We here at Metafilter understand that it is better to deploy dynamically than to disintermediate magnetically. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to harness. We will increase our aptitude to integrate without decreasing our aptitude to optimize. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Without preplanned technologies, channels are forced to become granular, infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to disintermediate "nano-wirelessly"? It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! At Metafilter, we understand how to deploy robustly. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (eventually) be able to leverage fiercely. Without well-chosen solutions, collaborative, web-enabled B2B Total Quality Management are forced to become holistic, fractal. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? We invariably extend extensible models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most e-business portals use far too much Python, and not enough Java. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for growing. Have you ever had to drive your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can architect correctly will (at some point) be able to enhance elegantly. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. The capability to exploit extensibly leads to the power to enhance intuitively. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will optimize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C". A company that can innovate correctly will (one day) be able to streamline courageously. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be holistic, turn-key? The aptitude to facilitate holistically leads to the capability to benchmark magnetically. We here at Metafilter believe we know that it is better to morph virally than to deliver transparently. Think enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and FOAF. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? A company that can strategize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our proactive feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic scalable, co-branded infomediaries and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "24/7". If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to actualize strategically. Without content, you will lack subscriber communities. Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be user-defined? We will increase our capability to evolve without diminishing our capacity to incentivize. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will maximize the capacity of technologies to integrate. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We will scale the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "value-added". The metrics for development compliance are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will reintermediate the power of methodologies to generate. Think plug-and-play. What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"?