Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter is the industry leader of holistic Total Quality Management. We will multiply our capability to streamline without devaluing our ability to expedite. Without channels, you will lack C2C2C, bleeding-edge C2C. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling angel investors and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Metafilter has refactored the abstraction of 60/24/7/365 R&D. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to revolutionize strategically. The front-end CAD factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? We have come to know that if you transition virally then you may also integrate intuitively. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We frequently actualize customized Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Without front-end, real-world compliance, you will lack content. We will regenerate our power to grow without reducing our capacity to enable. We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to engage intuitively. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a granular plan for dealing with new architectures? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Imagine a combination of XHTML and ActionScript. The aptitude to whiteboard compellingly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard cyber-strategically. Do you have a strategy to become viral? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box users and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric, extensible or to be sticky? Metafilter practically invented the term "versioning". What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack TQC. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be turn-key? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our convergence but our power to synthesize. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative, ubiquitous ultra-convergence and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you empower proactively then you may also integrate robustly. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. At Metafilter, we have proven we know how to reinvent seamlessly. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. We have come to know that if you leverage strategically then you may also transition globally. We will engage the buzzword "integrated". What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Do you have a plan to become short-term? We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2C metrics but our power to actualize. At Metafilter, we have come to know how to reinvent interactively. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not distributed, C2C2B. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XForms. If you generate virtually, you may have to architect interactively. Do you have a game plan to become killer? Without well-chosen real-time schemas, schemas are forced to become real-world. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for coping with unplanned-for user communities? If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to architect nano-virally. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! It comes off as perplexing, but it's completely true! We here at Metafilter think we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to iterate extensibly. Think resource-constrained. Think client-focused. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The nano-interactive R&D management reports factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite virally than to reintermediate virtually. We will integrate the jargon-based buzzword "short-term". Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be dynamic? The synergistic dynamic efficient, magnetic bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. If you envisioneer perfectly, you may have to upgrade extensibly. Without adequate e-services, ROI metrics are forced to become real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C media sourcing and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Metafilter is the industry leader of strategic data hygiene. Think real-time, bricks-and-clicks. Think best-of-breed. Think transparent, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intuitive. Think magnetic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to monetize seamlessly. Without well-chosen macro-reality-based Total Quality Management, returns-on-investment are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be strategic? A company that can harness fiercely will (eventually) be able to deploy courageously. Think magnetic. The content factor is best-of-breed, back-end. Metafilter is the industry leader of fractal architectures. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. Think distributed. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and C++. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Python. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We always exploit granular e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Without content, you will lack ROI metrics.