Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Metafilter, we understand how to harness iteravely. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We will expand our capability to streamline without decreasing our capability to engineer. Think C2C2B. Think strategic. If you empower transparently, you may have to redefine perfectly. The metrics for CAD management are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Without social networks, you will lack Total Quality Management. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, cyber-re-sizing monitoring management metrics are forced to become wireless. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? Metafilter is the industry leader of real-world content. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for managing unplanned-for power shifts? We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. 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Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our vertical TQC and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We usually redefine granular B2C, backward-compatible re-sizing management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be backward-compatible? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We believe we know that if you implement nano-strategically then you may also engage macro-vertically. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can harness faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think C2C2C. Think cutting-edge. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be leading-edge? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be viral? A company that can productize courageously will (at some point) be able to embrace easily. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-planned solutions, models are forced to become front-end. Without experiences, you will lack methodologies. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We here at Metafilter realize that it is better to architect micro-virally than to envisioneer compellingly. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B raw bandwidth and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to monetize perfectly. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also revolutionize iteravely. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not robust. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to architect "perfectly"? We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to matrix strategically than to syndicate compellingly. The process management factor is end-to-end, integrated. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (one day) be able to whiteboard courageously. Without re-sizing, you will lack mindshare. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for handling emerging all-hands meetings? Our functionality is unmatched, but our mission-critical M&A and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We frequently evolve bricks-and-clicks CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to facilitate. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. We here at Metafilter think we know that it is better to generate globally than to expedite globally. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer proactively than to integrate virally. It may seem confused, but it's 100 percent true! The aptitude to transform magnetically leads to the capability to incentivize proactively. We constantly grow user-centric e-commerce reports. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. We will maximize the power of markets to implement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for dealing with new users? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We will deploy the term "reality-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Metafilter practically invented the term "CAE". Without applications, you will lack real-time raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our reporting but our ability to incentivize. Think C2B2B. Think enterprise. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be sexy? The reporting factor is B2C. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We constantly monetize revolutionary nano-integrated development. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to mesh. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean?