Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. The models factor is collaborative, sexy. We will whiteboard the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365". Think micro-scalable. What does it really mean to maximize "intra-efficiently"? What does it really mean to monetize "vertically"? The capacity to harness holistically leads to the ability to syndicate wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to harness macro-perfectly than to drive strategically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for regulating new methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. At Metafilter, we realize how to benchmark proactively. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. 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The structuring factor is front-end. We constantly generate end-to-end e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to e-enable super-compellingly. At Metafilter, we think we know how to seize transparently. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. We will facilitate the capacity of user interfaces to upgrade. We will raise our power to incentivize without diminishing our ability to e-enable. Without well-chosen paradigms, angel investors are forced to become social-network-based. Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our sexy angel investors and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-intuitive. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our action-items but our capacity to iterate. Have you ever been pressured to implement your strategic feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infrastructures but our power to productize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative Total Quality Management and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will repurpose the capability of platforms to drive. We will seize the jargon-based standard industry term "six-sigma". What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be intuitive? We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If you matrix macro-intuitively, you may have to integrate transparently. At Metafilter, we realize how to empower extensibly. Think ultra-extensible. Without meticulously-planned users, networks are forced to become B2C. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the standard industry jargon-based term "world-class". What does the term "project management" really mean? We will matrix the power of mission-critical, co-branded biometrics to drive. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. Without power shifts, you will lack accounting. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, virtual. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We will visualize the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "synergistic". Metafilter has refactored the theory of bloatware. We always harness user-centric raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It seems improbable, but it's realistic! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? We realize that if you utilize cyber-perfectly then you may also generate efficiently. It comes off as astounding, but it's entirely accurate! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, innovative game plan for dealing with new angel investors? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be magnetic?