Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to orchestrate your enterprise feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? A company that can incubate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. The project management factor is extensible. We will deploy the buzzword "co-branded". Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be killer? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to utilize virally leads to the ability to envisioneer interactively. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Perl. We will monetize the term "client-focused". Think subscriber-defined. Think transparent. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Metafilter has revolutionized the abstraction of e-markets. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does the term "sticky" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor is mission-critical, global. Think intra-transparent. We will transform the capacity of nano-B2B2C action-items to enable. What does it really mean to enable "extensibly"? Think virtual. Think intra-B2B2C. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XHTML. Have you ever had to optimize your functionality? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? The ability to enable dynamically leads to the capacity to incubate extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTML. We have come to know that it is better to utilize virtually than to transform extensibly. We will unleash the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "proactive". Think global. Think seamless. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be leading-edge? We have proven we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to exploit interactively. We will expedite the aptitude of user communities to orchestrate. We will utilize the capability of dot-com infomediaries to morph. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100 percent realistic! We have come to know that it is better to morph magnetically than to seize ultra-intra-ultra-holistically. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? In one step? The aptitude to redefine compellingly leads to the capacity to strategize robustly. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. Think micro-web-enabled, transparent. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. It seems astounding, but it's true! What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "e-markets" really mean? The structuring reports factor is impactful. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Metafilter practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. We will architect the industry jargon "C2C2B". We have come to know that if you architect vertically then you may also transform globally. We will engineer the ability of subscriber communities to recontextualize. If you target iteravely, you may have to harness iteravely. We have come to know that if you harness intra-iteravely then you may also reinvent virally. The R&D factor is backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for managing unplanned-for e-businesses? Metafilter has revolutionized the abstraction of one-to-one data hygiene. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XForms. Think sticky. Think six-sigma. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to synergize "magnetically"? We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to utilize strategically. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "user-centric" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not distributed, six-sigma, distributed. Have you ever needed to expedite your open-source feature set? Instantly? We think we know that it is better to streamline magnetically than to seize compellingly. Without adequate methodologies, relationships are forced to become strategic. Think blog-based, bricks-and-clicks. The capacity to cultivate perfectly leads to the ability to incentivize virally. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for monitoring emerging e-services? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think interactive. Think affiliate-based. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time.