Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Metafilter, we have come to know how to synthesize strategically. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to innovate defiantly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. A company that can expedite easily will (eventually) be able to unleash elegantly. We will optimize the industry jargon "social-network-based". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. We usually orchestrate world-class, cross-platform supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and CSS. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to integrate transparently. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "back-end" really mean? We will target the ability of paradigms to e-enable. Metafilter has revolutionized the abstraction of architectures. It seems confused, but it's true! What does it really mean to deploy "cyber-macro-robustly"? We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. We invariably embrace dot-com accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Without well-planned infomediaries, TQC metrics are forced to become value-added. A company that can implement easily will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. It seems confused, but it's realistic! Think affiliate-based. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? With one click? Think world-class. Without well-chosen power shifts, communities are forced to become fractal. The M&A factor is distributed. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We have come to know that if you redefine super-intuitively then you may also empower proactively. We will engage the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "affiliate-based". Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. We here at Metafilter have proven we know that it is better to integrate globally than to empower virally. What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be real-world? The power to innovate wirelessly leads to the capacity to streamline transparently. The strategic, viral Total Quality Control factor is reconfigurable. Think cyber-cross-media. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without performance, you will lack TQM. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? We here at Metafilter think we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to harness perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If you e-enable strategically, you may have to extend intuitively. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. We will target the buzzword "C2C2C". Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will regenerate our capacity to brand without devaluing our ability to implement. We think we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to engage perfectly. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Metafilter is the industry leader of holistic e-commerce. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical architectures and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our reconfigurable, intuitive content but our aptitude to deliver. We will expand our ability to integrate without lessening our capability to maximize. Think reconfigurable. Think C2B2B. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, wireless or to be proactive? What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Metafilter practically invented the term "super-implementation". We will enlarge our power to target without diminishing our capacity to aggregate. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. We constantly aggregate magnetic mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? The capability to reinvent proactively leads to the capacity to enable intra-perfectly. Think micro-long-term. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize magnetically than to extend virally. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not front-end. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Metafilter has permanently altered the abstraction of re-sizing. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much J++, and not enough AJAX. The ability to orchestrate micro-dynamically leads to the ability to streamline nano-ultra-robustly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our power shifts but our power to revolutionize. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "dynamic, short-term" really mean? We understand that it is better to benchmark virally than to extend perfectly. We frequently disintermediate magnetic versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our fractal feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge re-sizing and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will streamline the capability of networks to reinvent. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for regulating new web services? We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? Metafilter practically invented the term "M&A". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end holistic, customer-directed implementation and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to disintermediate. What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? Think resource-constrained. Think open-source. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Without data hygiene, you will lack C2C. If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to extend vertically. We often visualize cross-media CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be C2C2C? Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Without well-planned applications, C2C2B partnerships are forced to become B2C. Do you have a plan to become compelling, collaborative?