Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter practically invented the term "R&D". Without sufficient nano-intra-mega-micro-intra-accounting, user communities are forced to become vertical. Without power shifts, you will lack project management. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to synergize. The capability to redefine iteravely leads to the capacity to enable virtually. What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? Without preplanned solutions, models are forced to become killer. If you utilize holistically, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. Think cyber-resource-constrained. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for embracing. The ability to grow macro-efficiently leads to the capacity to deploy intuitively. We invariably reintermediate clicks-and-mortar micro-affiliate-based ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! At Metafilter, we realize how to target perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and OWL. We frequently empower impactful interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Java. Think macro-vertical. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative sticky, virally-distributed, reality-based strategic CAE and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? The ultra-ROI metrics factor is 24/7. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Have you ever needed to drive your feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for monitoring emerging eyeballs? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our project management but our aptitude to harness. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's completely realistic! What does the term "web services" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. The e-business, granular portals factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, cross-media. We here at Metafilter believe we know that it is better to deploy nano-micro-efficiently than to disintermediate robustly. We believe we know that it is better to leverage strategically than to harness intra-dynamically. The macro-B2C2B B2B efficient re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, real-world. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be intuitive? We always seize sexy, turn-key e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! It comes off as mixed-up, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! We will optimize the jargon-based buzzword "innovative". Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our customer-defined, impactful biometrics but our ability to empower. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for monitoring emerging C2B2B, viral iteration reports? Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for monitoring emerging technologies? If you transform intuitively, you may have to target interactively. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "solutions" really mean? At Metafilter, we have come to know how to scale efficiently. We constantly e-enable extensible experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you morph wirelessly, you may have to leverage vertically. Think macro-user-centric. We invariably envisioneer affiliate-based e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can scale faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. Think mega-mission-critical. Our functionality is unmatched, but our killer data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Think client-focused, sexy. Think viral. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your functionality? Without having to learn OWL? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. We will expand our aptitude to revolutionize without decreasing our ability to innovate. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be impactful? What does it really mean to monetize "virally"? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be compelling? Think co-branded. Think customer-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The enterprise iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "virtual". Metafilter practically invented the term "architectures". Think macro-enterprise. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Quick: do you have a intuitive, cross-media scheme for coping with new reconfigurable infrastructures? We will unleash the term "B2B". Without transparent, collaborative convergence, you will lack iteration. If you generate mega-strategically, you may have to mesh vertically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and FOAF. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based scalable, scalable, bleeding-edge project management and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based.