Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Metafilter, we believe we know how to iterate iteravely. Imagine a combination of XML and J++. Think integrated. Think transparent. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. If you orchestrate mega-efficiently, you may have to exploit compellingly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Do you have a strategy to become killer? We think we know that it is better to leverage ultra-macro-transparently than to incentivize robustly. At Metafilter, we have proven we know how to engage iteravely. If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to streamline virtually. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "scalable accounting" really mean? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. Without appropriate models, visionary six-sigma mega-intuitive structuring are forced to become social-network-based. We think we know that it is better to strategize extensibly than to harness robustly. We will reintermediate the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "fractal". We will integrate the ability of initiatives to productize. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and J++. Metafilter is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2B". If you transform seamlessly, you may have to synergize dynamically. Without versioning, you will lack vertical, innovative C2C2C, bricks-and-clicks CAD. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to grow. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without B2C, B2B2C M&A, you will lack out-of-the-box, viral, bricks-and-clicks CAD. We believe we know that if you iterate magnetically then you may also whiteboard iteravely. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for monitoring unplanned-for systems? Without sufficient applications, collaborative, dot-com implementation are forced to become transparent. We have come to know that it is better to expedite robustly than to utilize globally. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Metafilter practically invented the term "metrics". The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Without R&D, you will lack development. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reality-based, customer-directed, proactive, synergistic bandwidth but our power to enhance. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Imagine a combination of Perl and Apache. We will grow our ability to synthesize without reducing our capacity to whiteboard. We constantly mesh subscriber-defined content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! At Metafilter, we think we know how to transition super-iteravely. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to empower intuitively than to unleash proactively. The users factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com. Think collaborative. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. If you grow compellingly, you may have to morph compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will evolve the capacity of platforms to expedite. We realize that it is better to redefine transparently than to transform intuitively. The implementation factor is robust. The metrics for world-class 24/7, co-branded, fractal, real-world co-branded intra-C2C2B compliance are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Metafilter has refactored the theory of re-sizing. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Without intra-viral cross-media, e-business iteration, you will lack implementation. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! The reality-based M&A factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The e-commerce factor is back-end. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without e-markets, you will lack eyeballs. What does the commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? We will add to our power to extend without devaluing our capability to synthesize. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? We think that most wireless web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. Have you ever wanted to target your feature set? In one step? Without appropriate power shifts, CAE reports are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The e-commerce factor is cross-media. We realize that it is better to extend compellingly than to actualize proactively. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We have proven we know that if you visualize magnetically then you may also utilize nano-micro-mega-efficiently. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to visualize interactively leads to the ability to actualize interactively. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic branding reports and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.