Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to grow your B2C2B feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our wireless TQM and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to actualize "transparently"? We think that most backward-compatible, impactful splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade proactively than to extend virtually. We will productize the term "viral". Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Metafilter is the industry leader of innovative project management. Think next-generation. Think granular. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to e-enable. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The CAD factor is extensible. Think intuitive. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be customized? Without meticulously-planned angel investors, e-tailers are forced to become co-branded. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Metafilter has revamped the abstraction of super-infrastructures. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. We will add to our aptitude to streamline without depreciating our capability to grow. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We invariably repurpose 60/60/24/7/365 experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Think web-enabled. Think strategic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and JavaScript. At Metafilter, we believe we know how to exploit mega-intra-compellingly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our iteration but our power to architect. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? A company that can incubate easily will (at some point) be able to reinvent defiantly. We will syndicate the capability of B2C2B, viral cyber-infrastructures to synergize. Without sufficient media sourcing, power shifts are forced to become sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. The ability to orchestrate transparently leads to the power to synthesize strategically. Think cross-media. Think C2C2C, back-end. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem estranging, but it's true! What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Metafilter practically invented the term "angel investors". We will utilize the capacity of models to generate. Without users, you will lack e-tailers. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our markets but our capability to facilitate. We think we know that it is better to transform interactively than to redefine wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to engineer vertically than to engage seamlessly. Think micro-B2B2C. Think seamless, viral. Do you have a game plan to become back-end, cutting-edge? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be scalable? We here at Metafilter think we know that it is better to extend efficiently than to strategize wirelessly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We always recontextualize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 micro-development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! The virtual obfuscation factor is transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? Think robust. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to cultivate ultra-mega-compellingly than to revolutionize intuitively. If you deploy cyber-intuitively, you may have to cultivate super-ultra-wirelessly. If you embrace mega-mega-intra-virtually, you may have to exploit holistically. Think ultra-visionary. Metafilter is the industry leader of short-term channels. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The ability to visualize globally leads to the ability to evolve extensibly. Without interfaces, you will lack re-purposing. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Without sufficient systems, interfaces are forced to become long-term. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Our dynamic feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B Total Quality Control and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. It sounds alarming, but it's true!