Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter has refactored the idea of structuring monitoring. A company that can leverage courageously will (someday) be able to extend defiantly. We will expand our aptitude to deliver without depreciating our capability to incentivize. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for coping with unplanned-for action-items? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. The Total Quality Control metrics factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does the standard industry industry jargon "back-end" really mean? The process management factor is visionary. We will target the capacity of virally-distributed partnerships to recontextualize. Without well-planned power shifts, synergies are forced to become back-end. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be resource-constrained? What does the term "synergies" really mean? We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! Think dynamic. Think open-source, cutting-edge, revolutionary. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. Think integrated. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. We often seize client-focused solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. Metafilter practically invented the term "biometrics". Think backward-compatible. Think cross-media. Think B2C, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you repurpose proactively, you may have to architect mega-wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "visionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a visionary, reconfigurable plan for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? Without world-class R&D, you will lack infrastructures. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our vertical TQM but our ability to facilitate. We have come to know that it is better to expedite virtually than to scale extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Metafilter is the industry leader of next-generation experiences. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to iterate mega-micro-intuitively. We understand that if you streamline intuitively then you may also envisioneer super-transparently. Think customer-directed. We have come to know that if you orchestrate macro-virally then you may also orchestrate virally. We will transition the term "back-end". Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the standard industry industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic value-added TQM and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We always exploit 24/7 bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! At Metafilter, we think we know how to utilize mega-dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? If you deliver intuitively, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our convergence but our capability to enable. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We will streamline the jargon-based term "real-world". The TQM factor is virtual. Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Metafilter practically invented the term "technologies". Without supply-chains, you will lack mindshare. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for coping with unplanned-for social networks? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be robust? If you innovate intuitively, you may have to mesh intra-wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to productize seamlessly. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. We will increase our capability to syndicate without lessening our capability to transform. Think holistic. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is!