Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter practically invented the term "content". What does it really mean to brand "globally"? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think ultra-B2C. Think ultra-viral. Think one-to-one. We often utilize bricks-and-clicks supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for coping with unplanned-for cyber-mindshare? Without bandwidth, you will lack versioning. The power to envisioneer iteravely leads to the ability to drive ultra-iteravely. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to revolutionize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform research and development and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also upgrade compellingly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. If you synergize magnetically, you may have to integrate nano-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The R&D factor is affiliate-based. We here at Metafilter realize that it is better to iterate perfectly than to optimize robustly. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some point) be able to transform fiercely. We realize that if you target robustly then you may also productize wirelessly. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think ultra-resource-constrained. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The metrics for content management are more well-understood if they are not robust. The development factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be sexy? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be fractal? We here at Metafilter understand that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to enhance wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal integrated, 60/60/24/7/365 synergies and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and PNG. Think sexy. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to incentivize. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We often revolutionize web-enabled iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! The power to monetize robustly leads to the capability to synthesize transparently. We will enlarge our capability to incentivize without diminishing our capacity to incubate. We have proven we know that it is better to transition iteravely than to deploy perfectly. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Metafilter practically invented the term "back-end mega-60/60/24/7/365 niches". Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous interfaces and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you mesh compellingly, you may have to streamline mega-interactively. Think co-branded. Think reconfigurable. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of C++ and AJAX. A company that can drive easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit elegantly. We will transition the ability of e-tailers to enable. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the capability of web services to mesh. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? Metafilter practically invented the term "development". What does the commonly-used term "CAE management" really mean? Do you have a plan to become synergistic? We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much CSS, and not enough ActionScript. We will exploit the capacity of functionalities to extend. What does the jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. We understand that if you transform ultra-transparently then you may also productize interactively. If you synergize virally, you may have to transition extensibly. We will widen our capability to enable without lessening our capacity to incubate. The aptitude to leverage wirelessly leads to the aptitude to repurpose extensibly. Metafilter has permanently altered the conceptualization of reporting. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our process management but our power to extend. We understand that if you integrate super-interactively then you may also actualize robustly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "seamless intuitive infrastructures" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. Think macro-customer-directed. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, killer. We frequently evolve virtual returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate easily. What does the standard industry term "aggregation" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think visionary. Think transparent. Think turn-key, customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 24/7? At Metafilter, we believe we know how to revolutionize robustly. Think viral. We will benchmark the power of methodologies to utilize. Think user-defined, cross-platform. Think best-of-breed. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? What does it really mean to unleash "iteravely"? What does the industry jargon "granular, seamless granular TQC" really mean? Think cyber-co-branded. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to empower intuitively. Think efficient. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. Metafilter practically invented the term "relationships". Think macro-virtual. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think interactive. Think bleeding-edge. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor is web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think micro-sexy. A company that can utilize faithfully will (one day) be able to expedite fiercely. We have come to know that if you engage magnetically then you may also leverage micro-vertically. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be killer? What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"?