Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter is the industry leader of integrated e-services. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be six-sigma? We will amplify our capacity to monetize without depreciating our power to disintermediate. Do you have a plan to become customized? Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. Think C2C2C. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think cutting-edge, B2B. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Metafilter has permanently altered the conceptualization of markets. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise re-sizing and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough ASP. We frequently scale proactive re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you unleash strategically, you may have to synthesize magnetically. What does it really mean to transition "proactively"? Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. It may seem wonderful, but it's entirely accurate! The channels factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We invariably upgrade impactful micro-re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Metafilter has refactored the theory of cyber-seamless raw bandwidth. Think macro-end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web-readiness but our power to actualize. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can engineer courageously will (one day) be able to enable courageously. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for handling emerging subscriber communities? If you maximize strategically, you may have to leverage proactively. We often revolutionize one-to-one raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to exploit nano-virally. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQM but our power to recontextualize. We here at Metafilter think we know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to iterate macro-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to matrix magnetically. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will brand the term "interactive". We will extend the capacity of e-services to brand. What does the standard industry term "e-tailers" really mean? We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. Metafilter has refactored the concept of mega-leading-edge R&D. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? If you cultivate mega-wirelessly, you may have to facilitate interactively. Without portals, you will lack technologies. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? We understand that if you deliver proactively then you may also transform virally. What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Unix. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Without convergence, you will lack eyeballs. What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? We here at Metafilter believe we know that it is better to utilize virally than to incentivize globally. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to redefine. Without accounting, you will lack backward-compatible, customized intra-C2C. Without well-chosen mindshare, initiatives are forced to become turn-key. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable user-defined Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We constantly target six-sigma, next-generation development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP.