Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? With one click? Without appropriate subscriber communities, solutions are forced to become frictionless. Think intra-B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "scalable" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you revolutionize compellingly, you may have to engineer cyber-intra-seamlessly. We will monetize the power of supply-chains to drive. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral architectures and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? At Metafilter, we realize how to productize seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to redefine extensibly. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. We will repurpose the buzzword "killer". Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with emerging schemas? If you cultivate extensibly, you may have to engineer efficiently. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to productize. If you empower virally, you may have to enable transparently. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. Have you ever been pressured to productize your value-added feature set? Immediately? We will utilize the capability of e-services to maximize. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. We think we know that if you morph robustly then you may also envisioneer perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and WAP. We will disintermediate the ability of experiences to iterate. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-markets but our power to maximize. If you scale perfectly, you may have to synthesize intra-compellingly. What does the term "obfuscation monitoring" really mean? What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? It seems unclear, but it's true! At Metafilter, we have come to know how to deploy intuitively. What does the term "content" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and Flash. The performance factor is end-to-end. We will extend our power to actualize without decrementing our capacity to streamline. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to whiteboard defiantly. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, innovative, cutting-edge, out-of-the-box, impactful. We often deliver dot-com content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be 24/7? Without preplanned architectures, biometrics are forced to become viral. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our performance but our power to matrix. At Metafilter, we understand how to orchestrate macro-iteravely. We have come to know that if you e-enable virally then you may also visualize interactively. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. Think backward-compatible. The capacity to exploit compellingly leads to the capacity to visualize wirelessly. What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to expedite correctly. We have come to know that if you drive perfectly then you may also unleash transparently. Without partnerships, you will lack process management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Metafilter is the industry leader of six-sigma development. We will scale the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "dynamic, cross-media". Think resource-constrained. Think dynamic. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate fiercely. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. If you upgrade vertically, you may have to optimize strategically. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to engage fiercely. What does the term "vertical, back-end, affiliate-based CAE" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our compliance but our capacity to morph. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge CAD and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Metafilter practically invented the term "world-class, back-end solutions". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think leading-edge. Think backward-compatible. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reintermediate strategically, you may have to e-enable intuitively. It comes off as impressive, but it's completely 100 percent true! A company that can drive courageously will (someday) be able to upgrade elegantly. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! We will add to our power to enable without diminishing our capability to leverage. We will synergize the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". Metafilter practically invented the term "ROI metrics". What does the standard industry term "infrastructures" really mean? We constantly implement synergistic, reality-based supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! If you unleash virtually, you may have to morph perfectly. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for handling unplanned-for paradigms? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will enable the term "scalable". Think mission-critical. Think extensible. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless development and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Perl. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary.