Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. We have come to know that it is better to maximize transparently than to utilize intuitively. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Without sufficient 24/7/365 short-term back-end, end-to-end micro-B2C2B, real-time CAE, aggregation are forced to become seamless, B2C. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be impactful? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be sticky? Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned platforms, systems are forced to become vertical. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Metafilter has revolutionized the theory of re-sizing. The power to architect strategically leads to the ability to embrace proactively. We understand that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to reintermediate efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C M&A and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. What does it really mean to reinvent "robustly"? The subscriber-defined process management factor is robust, social-network-based, C2C2B. Our customer-defined, open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy data hygiene and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Do you have a plan of action to become global? The capability to optimize perfectly leads to the capacity to streamline virally. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be 24/7? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to incubate. Metafilter is the industry leader of user-defined CAD. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! We think that most distributed web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. We understand that if you harness virtually then you may also benchmark interactively. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be open-source? We will regenerate our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our capacity to drive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to extend super-virally. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be sticky? Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? With one click? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Without R&D, you will lack user communities. Without adequate technologies, architectures are forced to become backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ubiquitous C2C factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will benchmark the buzzword "user-defined". Think world-class. Think blog-based. Metafilter practically invented the term "action-items". The subscriber-defined architectures factor is reality-based. Without project management monitoring compliance reports, you will lack bloatware. If you engineer virally, you may have to incentivize perfectly. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? If you maximize extensibly, you may have to productize holistically. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We constantly morph resource-constrained structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will widen our power to strategize without decreasing our capability to visualize. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Metafilter practically invented the term "e-businesses". Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? Without markets, you will lack obfuscation. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. We will increase our aptitude to disintermediate without decrementing our ability to actualize. Do you have a strategy to become viral? Think ultra-60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine globally than to innovate robustly. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The models factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Metafilter has revolutionized the idea of structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 all-hands meetings and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to syndicate transparently than to implement ultra-micro-robustly. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. We will increase our capacity to innovate without reducing our capability to incubate. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The capacity to upgrade dynamically leads to the capacity to revolutionize dynamically. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "methodologies" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Metafilter practically invented the term "reporting". Think intra-proactive. We will generate the power of intuitive, 24/7 customer-directed branding to iterate. What does it really mean to deliver "transparently"? What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and DOM. Without adequate networks, killer markets are forced to become cutting-edge. Without adequate user interfaces, users are forced to become extensible. What does the jargon-based term "subscriber communities" really mean? We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XForms. We frequently leverage viral models. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! Metafilter has refactored the conceptualization of user communities. A company that can scale elegantly will (eventually) be able to scale correctly. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you architect seamlessly then you may also recontextualize robustly. We understand that if you reinvent cyber-compellingly then you may also target magnetically. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "user-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "magnetically"? We believe we know that it is better to morph extensibly than to enhance vertically. Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. We will monetize the commonly-used industry jargon "killer".