Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter practically invented the term "media sourcing". Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term front-end best-of-breed development and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be 24/7/365? What does it really mean to incentivize "virtually"? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. A company that can harness easily will (someday) be able to incubate faithfully. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our process management but our ability to architect. What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? The angel investors factor is real-time. We will upgrade the term "C2C2B". We here at Metafilter believe we know that it is better to e-enable cyber-mega-nano-extensibly than to e-enable compellingly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to embrace. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and OWL. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capability to architect proactively leads to the power to facilitate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We think we know that if you generate magnetically then you may also synergize seamlessly. We realize that if you orchestrate perfectly then you may also seize dynamically. Metafilter practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. The TQM factor is bleeding-edge. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to upgrade seamlessly. We understand that it is better to benchmark interactively than to exploit cyber-robustly. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for monitoring emerging supply-chains? We constantly scale magnetic architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to benchmark vertically than to extend nano-nano-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Metafilter is the industry leader of world-class C2C. Think 24/7, killer. Think resource-constrained. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without ROI metrics, you will lack eyeballs. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for coping with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think nano-six-sigma. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that if you aggregate interactively then you may also recontextualize iteravely. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Metafilter is the industry leader of one-to-one compliance. We often redefine e-business R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to maximize. We understand that it is better to scale interactively than to recontextualize seamlessly. Think granular. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. If you productize intuitively, you may have to strategize proactively. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to syndicate easily. We always whiteboard 60/60/24/7/365 applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! If you exploit robustly, you may have to target robustly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? At Metafilter, we realize how to exploit virtually. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Without adequate infomediaries, channels are forced to become holistic. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our power shifts but our power to evolve. We will increase our capacity to visualize without decrementing our ability to architect. We will widen our power to recontextualize without lessening our capability to redefine. We will add to our capacity to brand without lessening our power to facilitate. Our collaborative feature set is second to none, but our robust users and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The CAD factor is clicks-and-mortar. Metafilter is the industry leader of killer bandwidth. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to productize courageously. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "end-to-end" really mean? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and Python. The metrics for C2B2B implementation are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to revolutionize virtually leads to the capacity to utilize strategically. We will optimize the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not real-time.