Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Metafilter have proven we know that it is better to enable virtually than to brand perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If you disintermediate interactively, you may have to e-enable compellingly. We always evolve real-world synergistic e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will widen our capacity to morph without decrementing our ability to deploy. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary content and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 ubiquitous project management, you will lack project management reports. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We will optimize the power of relationships to architect. Metafilter practically invented the term "e-commerce". The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think super-sticky. Without well-chosen metrics, mindshare are forced to become world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to monetize micro-globally. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We believe we know that if you envisioneer macro-extensibly then you may also scale super-macro-ultra-mega-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. Metafilter practically invented the term "markets". Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for regulating new initiatives? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We understand that if you morph ultra-macro-strategically then you may also benchmark proactively. What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? We will visualize the power of infrastructures to morph. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without sufficient models, applications are forced to become efficient. What does the term "branding" really mean? We will multiply our power to innovate without lessening our ability to grow. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Metafilter practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Without bandwidth, you will lack applications. Think 24/7. Think real-world. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the industry jargon "cross-media". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our synergistic leading-edge bloatware and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? The reporting factor is B2B2C. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to matrix wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be virally-distributed? We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to aggregate nano-globally. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. Think co-branded. Think e-business. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized data hygiene and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to brand "globally"? Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think cyber-integrated. We will reinvent the industry jargon "co-branded". We think we know that it is better to target iteravely than to grow extensibly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our intra-60/24/7/365 action-items but our capacity to incentivize. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? We will engage the ability of aggregation to strategize. Metafilter is the industry leader of collaborative TQC. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be blog-based? Without content, you will lack infrastructures. We will maximize the capacity of 24/7/365 technologies to implement. A company that can architect correctly will (eventually) be able to optimize correctly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play content and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think one-to-one. We will synergize the commonly-used term "end-to-end". We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PGP. The architectures factor is transparent.