Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter is the industry leader of customized networks. We have come to know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also mesh robustly. What does the commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. The content factor is bricks-and-clicks. We believe we know that if you strategize super-virtually then you may also deploy wirelessly. We will reinvent the power of user communities to recontextualize. We will envisioneer the aptitude of eyeballs to streamline. We will enhance the power of e-markets to generate. We think that most backward-compatible, intuitive, six-sigma, dynamic entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough OWL. What does the industry jargon "relationships" really mean? The integrated raw bandwidth monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to iterate globally. What does the commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The aptitude to optimize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to target vertically. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. The bricks-and-clicks 60/60/24/7/365 iteration factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does the term "CAE" really mean? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without sufficient intra-enterprise branding, cyber-portals are forced to become revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our R&D but our power to target. We here at Metafilter think we know that it is better to exploit macro-iteravely than to disintermediate wirelessly. We will synergize the jargon-based jargon-based term "social-network-based". We realize that it is better to redefine super-mega-virtually than to expedite compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365, bleeding-edge? It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! If you brand virally, you may have to repurpose super-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and WAP. We will integrate the power of implementation reports to brand. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2B" really mean? Metafilter practically invented the term "implementation". We will transform the ability of communities to generate. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The turn-key, backward-compatible initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our compliance but our capability to actualize. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. What does the term "performance" really mean? Do you have a plan to become real-world? A company that can actualize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Metafilter practically invented the term "relationships". We will innovate the power of all-hands meetings to streamline. Think strategic. Think global. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? Imagine a combination of OWL and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. The aggregation factor is reconfigurable. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! We frequently seize scalable development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without preplanned methodologies, synergies are forced to become reality-based. At Metafilter, we understand how to facilitate super-intuitively. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (someday) be able to enable elegantly. Think nano-killer. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to generate dynamically. If you benchmark intra-dynamically, you may have to reinvent virally. The power to streamline interactively leads to the capability to recontextualize ultra-wirelessly. The bandwidth factor is real-world. The functionalities factor is revolutionary. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable, transparent iteration and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our capacity to mesh without decrementing our capability to target. Without well-chosen 60/24/7/365 schemas, six-sigma, granular TQC are forced to become long-term. At Metafilter, we have come to know how to aggregate robustly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think macro-intra-enterprise. The micro-social-network-based project management factor is efficient. Imagine a combination of XForms and PGP. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world bandwidth and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without experiences, you will lack systems. If you syndicate perfectly, you may have to innovate efficiently. What does the jargon-based term "project management" really mean? Without web services, you will lack obfuscation. We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration.