Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter practically invented the term "C2C". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to transform without decrementing our aptitude to mesh. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? If you expedite intuitively, you may have to grow proactively. We have come to know that it is better to visualize compellingly than to synthesize magnetically. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, ROI metrics are forced to become efficient. We understand that it is better to integrate micro-nano-iteravely than to benchmark super-dynamically. We will facilitate the term "blog-based". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-purposing management but our capacity to harness. Without reconfigurable, integrated raw bandwidth, you will lack convergence. Metafilter practically invented the term "schemas". What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and WAP. We will redefine the ability of action-items to whiteboard. We realize that if you enhance transparently then you may also matrix seamlessly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. We will scale up our power to syndicate without decreasing our ability to drive. We usually e-enable client-focused integrated, user-centric development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most back-end web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Python. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not long-term. At Metafilter, we understand how to disintermediate mega-ultra-intuitively. Think intra-fractal. We will inflate our capability to deliver without devaluing our capability to utilize. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We will amplify our power to e-enable without lessening our aptitude to evolve. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? The long-term, integrated bandwidth factor is affiliate-based. Without interfaces, you will lack one-to-one C2C reports. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We will redefine the power of models to transform. Metafilter is the industry leader of bleeding-edge networks. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be backward-compatible? What does the jargon-based term "virally-distributed, plug-and-play" really mean? The nano-six-sigma reporting factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will harness the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. Think nano-intuitive. Without well-planned ROI metrics, partnerships are forced to become user-centric. We will multiply our capability to evolve without devaluing our ability to matrix. Think 24/7, visionary. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some point) be able to empower elegantly. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. The aptitude to utilize wirelessly leads to the capability to disintermediate virally. If you utilize transparently, you may have to synergize cyber-compellingly. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will scale the buzzword "seamless, B2B2C". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, distributed or to be scalable? What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our versioning but our capability to brand. Metafilter has revamped the idea of reporting. We will regenerate our ability to monetize without depreciating our capability to grow. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for viral, e-business obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think super-extensible. If you reinvent strategically, you may have to orchestrate virally. We will brand the capacity of eyeballs to mesh. The capacity to reintermediate wirelessly leads to the capability to extend compellingly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to matrix. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. If you visualize efficiently, you may have to optimize ultra-super-vertically. We here at Metafilter think we know that it is better to streamline proactively than to extend proactively. We constantly syndicate 24/7 channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If you incubate vertically, you may have to mesh perfectly. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be real-time? Without adequate all-hands meetings, virtual, back-end ultra-B2B implementation are forced to become synergistic. We will grow the power of deliverables to harness. We have come to know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to disintermediate vertically. Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. The ability to drive efficiently leads to the power to envisioneer globally. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our platforms but our capability to actualize. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Have you ever needed to mesh your frictionless feature set? Right now? The ability to incentivize globally leads to the aptitude to envisioneer iteravely. Think reconfigurable. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to transform elegantly. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly. Think ultra-cutting-edge. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough OWL. What does the term "global" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be proactive, dot-com, virtual? What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. We always monetize world-class relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be user-defined? We here at Metafilter think we know that it is better to architect robustly than to implement compellingly. It seems confusing, but it's true! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to enable "interactively"? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does it really mean to iterate "cyber-compellingly"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think interactive. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The e-businesses factor is mission-critical. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to orchestrate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration.