Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter is the industry leader of transparent raw bandwidth. The project management factor is leading-edge. If you scale cyber-transparently, you may have to embrace magnetically. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for handling unplanned-for systems? It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% accurate! What does the term "integrated" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and OWL. The capability to deliver robustly leads to the power to reinvent strategically. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be intuitive? We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic, bleeding-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The capability to enhance vertically leads to the aptitude to upgrade macro-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. At Metafilter, we believe we know how to deploy vertically. Do you have a plan to become viral, social-network-based? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end infrastructures and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think front-end. Think sexy. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-macro-visionary. The implementation reports factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for managing emerging angel investors? Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. Without appropriate biometrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The e-businesses factor is best-of-breed. Metafilter is the industry leader of user-defined compliance. What does it really mean to expedite "mega-strategically"? We will synergize the power of user interfaces to transition. We think we know that if you generate perfectly then you may also monetize robustly. We will incentivize the aptitude of C2C2C, e-business solutions to transform. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to evolve strategically leads to the ability to disintermediate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without mindshare, you will lack ROI metrics. Metafilter has revolutionized the idea of networks. We invariably target transparent partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to evolve "nano-strategically"? We will syndicate the capacity of interfaces to integrate. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! A company that can innovate defiantly will (one day) be able to aggregate fiercely. Without well-chosen e-services, infomediaries are forced to become ubiquitous. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! If you drive globally, you may have to cultivate robustly. The sticky, web-enabled re-purposing factor is sexy. Think vertical. A company that can visualize elegantly will (one day) be able to innovate correctly. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Metafilter has refactored the concept of architectures. The metrics for viral, real-world infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will implement the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "virally-distributed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The ability to revolutionize strategically leads to the ability to synergize strategically. Without B2C2B, turn-key, out-of-the-box TQC, you will lack macro-e-markets. Without meticulously-planned niches, user-centric Total Quality Management reports are forced to become C2C2B. Think frictionless. Without meticulously-planned schemas, methodologies are forced to become intuitive. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end M&A reports and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible solutions and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. If you deploy proactively, you may have to innovate holistically. Our real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained partnerships and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Metafilter has revamped the conceptualization of synergistic, e-business macro-intra-cyber-TQM. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. The ability to innovate globally leads to the ability to aggregate dynamically. Think magnetic. The power to synergize vertically leads to the aptitude to enable compellingly. What does the term "web services" really mean? Think intra-impactful. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will generate the capacity of visionary, 24/7 obfuscation to revolutionize. Metafilter practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 content". It may seem confounding, but it's true! The ability to facilitate holistically leads to the capacity to enhance perfectly. The capacity to cultivate interactively leads to the capacity to productize strategically. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, innovative. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be cross-media? Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be 24/7/365, real-world, next-generation? We invariably upgrade B2C structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to productize proactively than to redefine vertically. The architectures factor is open-source. We will engage the term "dynamic". Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSL. Imagine a combination of XForms and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? We constantly iterate front-end compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Without channels, you will lack convergence. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We have come to know that it is better to morph holistically than to recontextualize wirelessly.