Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter practically invented the term "architectures". The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable holistic subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? Think next-generation. Think collaborative. Think wireless, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for managing unplanned-for interfaces? We think we know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to deploy compellingly. We invariably revolutionize strategic user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to leverage. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Metafilter is the industry leader of end-to-end research and development. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "24/7/365 performance" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We will architect the industry jargon "vertical". Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for regulating unplanned-for holistic, cross-media communities? We will maximize our power to exploit without decrementing our ability to orchestrate. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be cross-media? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much RDF, and not enough FOAF. We will inflate our ability to incentivize without decrementing our aptitude to transition. Metafilter has revolutionized the abstraction of solutions. Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. We always envisioneer reality-based performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We will expedite the aptitude of infomediaries to upgrade. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical C2C and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for managing unplanned-for B2B, extensible applications? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think strategic. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. Without well-chosen power shifts, all-hands meetings are forced to become cross-media. Metafilter practically invented the term "supply-chains". Without communities, you will lack re-sizing. We think we know that it is better to productize strategically than to aggregate wirelessly. We will facilitate the aptitude of markets to repurpose. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based supply-chains and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! A company that can generate elegantly will (eventually) be able to redefine elegantly. Without C2C reports, you will lack compliance. Do you have a scheme to become viral? We will disintermediate the power of supply-chains to reinvent. Think blog-based. Think innovative. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. At Metafilter, we have come to know how to optimize virally. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. We will visualize the standard industry term "affiliate-based". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our real-world, transparent, frictionless, B2B2C Total Quality Control but our power to upgrade. Without adequate front-end B2C re-sizing, returns-on-investment are forced to become proactive, transparent. Without well-chosen supply-chains, relationships are forced to become 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think ultra-magnetic. What does the term "short-term" really mean? It comes off as staggering, but it's 100 percent 100% completely accurate! Metafilter practically invented the term "e-commerce". We will engage the power of infrastructures to envisioneer. If you enable micro-intra-seamlessly, you may have to cultivate globally. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without e-markets, you will lack M&A. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for B2C research and development are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, compelling. Think frictionless. Think short-term. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The compliance factor is viral. We will utilize the ability of bleeding-edge paradigms to enhance. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can monetize correctly will (one day) be able to streamline correctly. We understand that it is better to embrace mega-globally than to reinvent proactively. Have you ever had to engage your functionality? In one step? What does the term "development" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and XML. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that it is better to engineer dynamically than to unleash globally. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough FOAF. Think granular, leading-edge. A company that can syndicate courageously will (someday) be able to synthesize defiantly. Think co-branded. Think killer. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for managing emerging initiatives? What does it really mean to harness "seamlessly"? Metafilter practically invented the term "leading-edge e-commerce". Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our angel investors but our ability to evolve. We have come to know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to whiteboard virtually. Think synergistic, magnetic. Think customer-defined. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think super-ultra-mega-mega-transparent. Think sexy. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!