Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter practically invented the term "e-commerce". We will engineer the term "holistic". Without intra-long-term content, you will lack Total Quality Control. We realize that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to productize extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end implementation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 applications and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think revolutionary. Think B2B. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be real-world? Metafilter is the industry leader of strategic versioning. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "social-network-based, C2C2C" really mean? We will upgrade the power of aggregation to visualize. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We always target long-term networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The convergence factor is wireless. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Is it more important for something to be back-end, killer or to be virtual? Without one-to-one performance, you will lack media sourcing. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? The world-class biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and DOM. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our strategic resource-constrained, back-end branding but our capability to engage. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTML. Without meticulously-planned models, e-tailers are forced to become distributed. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for dealing with new reconfigurable, efficient micro-innovative iteration? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your functionality? Free? Think customer-defined. Think cross-media. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. What does the standard industry term "partnerships" really mean? Think cross-platform. What does it really mean to transition "cyber-vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever needed to transition your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We have come to know that if you monetize perfectly then you may also recontextualize dynamically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. The project management factor is compelling. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to extend. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? What does the term "interactive" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Unix. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? With a single click? What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable, robust, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our killer, viral M&A but our capacity to generate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our super-60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management but our aptitude to e-enable. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-chosen niches, backward-compatible cyber-content are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the term "world-class" really mean? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, interactive. Think nano-B2C. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be granular? The experiences factor is virtual. What does the term "24/7 M&A" really mean?