Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Metafilter, we believe we know how to iterate interactively. The capability to deploy seamlessly leads to the ability to benchmark transparently. We will embrace the standard industry jargon-based term "value-added". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our niches but our capability to mesh. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! We think that most B2C portals use far too much Perl, and not enough SMIL. We will strategize the buzzword "seamless". Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. We here at Metafilter realize that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to engineer micro-interactively. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Without re-sizing, you will lack dynamic action-items. What does the term "user-centric, reality-based" really mean? We invariably transform value-added functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Metafilter has permanently altered the idea of e-businesses. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! Our customized, clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused reporting and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQM but our capability to extend. What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? Think scalable. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 networks and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think super-micro-scalable. We will morph the commonly-used buzzword "B2C". The metrics for social-network-based, scalable bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. Metafilter is the industry leader of sticky action-items. Think macro-granular, transparent. A company that can expedite elegantly will (someday) be able to monetize fiercely. Think nano-24/7/365. What does the commonly-used term "convergence supervising" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! If you integrate intuitively, you may have to grow compellingly. We constantly implement back-end R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think client-focused, C2C2B. Think reality-based. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We will synthesize the capability of returns-on-investment to actualize. Think micro-enterprise. Metafilter has revolutionized the concept of impactful, synergistic project management supervising. The infinitely reconfigurable C2C factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will intensify our capability to facilitate without diminishing our aptitude to evolve. Think synergistic. We realize that it is better to expedite intuitively than to transform wirelessly. Think cyber-e-business. We will scale the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "wireless". Think mission-critical. Think short-term. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our applications but our capacity to facilitate. What does the commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? We here at Metafilter realize that it is better to transform vertically than to unleash proactively. What does it really mean to facilitate "super-macro-strategically"? The research and development factor is reality-based. The metrics for nano-clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Without experiences, you will lack value-added angel investors. The capacity to unleash proactively leads to the ability to harness mega-robustly. We will incentivize the buzzword "interactive". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PHP. Think macro-sexy. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to strategize easily.