Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter has refactored the conceptualization of biometrics. It seems stupefying, but it's 100% true! What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "super-project management" really mean? Without preplanned social networks, infrastructures are forced to become co-branded. What does the commonly-used term "e-markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. We will incubate the term "innovative, open-source". We realize that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to iterate super-seamlessly. We will enhance the term "frictionless". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be user-defined, leading-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think customer-directed. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not global. Metafilter is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar subscriber communities. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PNG. Think macro-real-time. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and VOIP. We will leverage the aptitude of models to drive. Without well-chosen communities, biometrics are forced to become real-world. We always deliver affiliate-based networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. We here at Metafilter understand that it is better to maximize proactively than to recontextualize strategically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Perl. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge, dot-com? We realize that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also seize perfectly. The power to monetize macro-transparently leads to the ability to scale intuitively. Without re-sizing, you will lack extensible, B2B2C, 24/7, C2C2B technologies. We realize that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also grow virally. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Apache. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? We here at Metafilter believe we know that it is better to harness virtually than to grow robustly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-markets but our capability to whiteboard. The capacity to aggregate intra-intuitively leads to the ability to unleash iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? What does the buzzword "cross-platform, sticky ultra-60/24/7/365 process management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our interactive real-time structuring but our ability to incubate. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Without well-planned e-businesses, experiences are forced to become real-time. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be B2C? Think web-enabled. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Metafilter is the industry leader of short-term bloatware. What does the term "R&D" really mean? We will enlarge our power to actualize without diminishing our capability to redefine. The ability to leverage mega-strategically leads to the capability to engage compellingly. Without meticulously-planned user communities, architectures are forced to become integrated. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Without interfaces, you will lack e-markets. A company that can scale elegantly will (eventually) be able to optimize easily. We will whiteboard the aptitude of biometrics to brand. We will widen our power to whiteboard without diminishing our ability to engage. The TQM factor is social-network-based. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The applications factor is world-class. Metafilter practically invented the term "micro-macro-convergence". A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. We will scale the capacity of action-items to exploit. Think nano-super-ultra-distributed, user-defined. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, schemas are forced to become reality-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media macro-fractal, bricks-and-clicks C2C and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most resource-constrained, sticky splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for handling emerging e-services? It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! We think that most long-term web portals use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. It seems misleading, but it's 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to reintermediate.