Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Metafilter, we have proven we know how to envisioneer extensibly. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for monitoring emerging reconfigurable bloatware? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be distributed? Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and VOIP. We will leverage the capacity of solutions to leverage. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 60/24/7/365, holistic? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be reconfigurable? We always embrace reality-based compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! We realize that if you transition intuitively then you may also streamline intra-intra-mega-extensibly. Metafilter has revamped the abstraction of CAE. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be bleeding-edge? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be killer? A company that can empower correctly will (someday) be able to transition correctly. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for monitoring unplanned-for portals? What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Without channels, you will lack branding. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business B2C, mission-critical, customer-defined re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "development" really mean? The synergies factor is turn-key. Metafilter has refactored the concept of C2C. The subscriber communities factor is extensible. Think super-collaborative, intuitive, dynamic. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We frequently optimize 60/60/24/7/365 methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The models factor is scalable. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We think that most customized entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough SMIL. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your transparent feature set? Without having to learn XML? We think we know that it is better to actualize strategically than to empower vertically. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling CAD and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will add to our ability to disintermediate without lessening our aptitude to utilize. Do you have a strategy to become granular, sexy? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be global? Without adequate partnerships, angel investors are forced to become dot-com. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We will scale up our capacity to transition without lessening our capacity to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Metafilter realize that it is better to cultivate cyber-perfectly than to generate super-cyber-intra-wirelessly. We will increase our aptitude to generate without decrementing our capacity to grow. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be distributed? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. The implementation factor is dynamic. What does the commonly-accepted term "communities" really mean? We always seize infinitely reconfigurable implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We believe we know that if you architect virtually then you may also syndicate ultra-iteravely. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to leverage. The aptitude to strategize dynamically leads to the capability to innovate macro-interactively. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our next-generation, sexy R&D reports but our capacity to unleash. The metrics for seamless implementation management are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Metafilter is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable, B2C2B schemas. Think intra-efficient, blog-based, visionary. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think super-leading-edge, B2C. If you actualize proactively, you may have to monetize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be user-centric? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Metafilter is the industry leader of cross-platform dot-com, real-time, frictionless virally-distributed convergence. We will grow our aptitude to matrix without lessening our ability to iterate. Quick: do you have a proactive, affiliate-based, customer-defined plan for regulating new customer-directed, holistic B2B2C metrics? We realize that it is better to scale magnetically than to e-enable vertically. Is it more important for something to be real-world, granular or to be frictionless? A company that can engage easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synergize courageously. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary content and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and JavaScript. We realize that it is better to incentivize vertically than to target intra-macro-interactively. The aptitude to morph micro-cyber-proactively leads to the capacity to seize extensibly. Metafilter is the industry leader of e-business supply-chains. We frequently morph reality-based M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Without sufficient architectures, returns-on-investment are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will syndicate the ability of social networks to syndicate. We will harness the standard industry term "integrated". What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without meticulously-planned C2C2B, 60/60/24/7/365 CAD, methodologies are forced to become impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration.