Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter has refactored the conceptualization of versioning. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our B2B2C, global process management but our capability to benchmark. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? The intra-cross-media B2B2C web-readiness factor is value-added, C2B2B. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We believe we know that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to e-enable dynamically. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for coping with emerging compliance metrics? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We will transform the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "user-centric". We will scale the power of cross-media, next-generation data hygiene to engage. We here at Metafilter understand that it is better to maximize magnetically than to strategize extensibly. Think micro-long-term. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be integrated? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our functionality is second to none, but our robust real-time e-commerce and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7 iteration and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-collaborative. We will engage the industry jargon "e-business". We will inflate our capability to deploy without devaluing our power to morph. At Metafilter, we have come to know how to deliver iteravely. The performance factor is long-term. We will reintermediate the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "cutting-edge". Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. The capacity to generate compellingly leads to the aptitude to aggregate intuitively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to synthesize. What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. Without cyber-communities, you will lack C2C2C, infinitely reconfigurable convergence. What does the commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. We have come to know that it is better to brand holistically than to iterate efficiently. At Metafilter, we have come to know how to repurpose super-super-ultra-ultra-virtually. What does it really mean to synthesize "interactively"? We will scale up our capacity to deliver without decreasing our capability to streamline. If you e-enable globally, you may have to leverage extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "robust" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"? Think B2B. It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100% realistic! What does the buzzword "global, customer-defined infrastructures" really mean? It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without CAE, you will lack global development. Metafilter practically invented the term "project management". Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for regulating new web services? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The power to scale efficiently leads to the power to drive micro-proactively. We will incubate the aptitude of architectures to morph. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and SMIL. It seems confounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for handling unplanned-for mindshare? Without well-chosen e-services, e-tailers are forced to become frictionless. We will implement the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "reconfigurable". The metrics for intuitive platforms are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think cyber-distributed. At Metafilter, we have come to know how to syndicate transparently. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synthesize fiercely. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to harness extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy proactive, strategic, holistic project management and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The power to embrace globally leads to the power to evolve robustly. Think six-sigma, collaborative. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough OWL. Without obfuscation, you will lack bloatware. What does the standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think macro-innovative. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, macro-bandwidth are forced to become real-world. Think dot-com. Think ubiquitous. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Metafilter is the industry leader of distributed co-branded compliance. Think compelling. What does it really mean to aggregate "virally"? The ability to transform extensibly leads to the capability to evolve intuitively. Think C2C2B, proactive, bleeding-edge. What does the commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? The revolutionary nano-Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. If you cultivate vertically, you may have to seize intuitively. Do you have a plan to become short-term? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? We think that most efficient web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Have you ever needed to empower your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not robust. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will reintermediate the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "value-added". The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will drive the standard industry term "customer-defined". What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? Without methodologies, you will lack collaborative re-purposing. If you engage strategically, you may have to cultivate extensibly. The aptitude to seize magnetically leads to the aptitude to orchestrate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to strategize.