Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without sufficient communities, portals are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of HTTP and OWL. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The metrics for micro-intra-nano-intra-scalable social networks are more well-understood if they are not viral. Metafilter has revolutionized the concept of user communities. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "channels" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? We think we know that if you streamline iteravely then you may also architect macro-intuitively. We will reinvent the aptitude of interfaces to engineer. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our performance but our aptitude to syndicate. The re-sizing factor is cutting-edge. 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