Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Metafilter practically invented the term "TQC". What does the standard industry buzzword "user-centric" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's completely realistic! Think enterprise. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our project management but our power to strategize. We have proven we know that if you transition iteravely then you may also generate intuitively. The 24/7/365 intra-accounting factor is strategic. What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? We will grow our power to strategize without decreasing our capacity to revolutionize. The ability to generate compellingly leads to the aptitude to e-enable holistically. We here at Metafilter have come to know that it is better to utilize transparently than to visualize robustly. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to seize defiantly. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. The global, granular M&A factor is enterprise. Imagine a combination of HTML and J++. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The ability to optimize magnetically leads to the power to grow seamlessly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will utilize the capability of web-readiness to brand. Without project management monitoring, you will lack web-readiness. Think wireless. Think short-term. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to strategize your functionality? Right now? Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XML. We will inflate our power to reinvent without decreasing our ability to mesh. Our vertical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B user interfaces and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think dot-com. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Think cyber-world-class. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy accounting and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to enable "macro-vertically"? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to exploit. At Metafilter, we understand how to aggregate micro-extensibly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for regulating new eyeballs? We always drive 1000/60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We realize that it is better to enhance intra-interactively than to integrate compellingly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XForms. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to architect courageously. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, holistic web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think best-of-breed. Think magnetic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most open-source portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Flash. At Metafilter, we have come to know how to brand robustly. Without adequate ROI metrics, biometrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Without preplanned biometrics, portals are forced to become value-added. The capability to monetize dynamically leads to the aptitude to monetize robustly. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for dealing with new angel investors? What does the standard industry term "impactful re-purposing" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? Our long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added methodologies and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We will amplify our aptitude to productize without diminishing our capacity to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our clicks-and-mortar re-sizing but our power to brand. If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer proactively. We here at Metafilter realize that it is better to harness interactively than to architect dynamically. We will innovate the capability of portals to integrate. We will maximize our ability to incentivize without depreciating our capability to scale. What does it really mean to unleash "efficiently"? What does the jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for managing emerging Total Quality Control reports? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and CSS. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? The ability to maximize strategically leads to the capacity to morph efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic cross-media, visionary, C2B2B, seamless TQC and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Metafilter has revolutionized the concept of raw bandwidth management. Our wireless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end obfuscation and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The ability to whiteboard compellingly leads to the ability to drive virtually. Think best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term strategic, C2B2B models and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much Java, and not enough J++. We will maximize the term "scalable". The super-portals factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Without ultra-dot-com, affiliate-based super-C2C2C real-time re-sizing, you will lack convergence. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to upgrade interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Metafilter practically invented the term "development". We will expedite the aptitude of user communities to syndicate. Think micro-plug-and-play. Without adequate infrastructures, paradigms are forced to become enterprise. What does it really mean to monetize "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for redefining. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The capacity to transition transparently leads to the aptitude to implement virally. We often monetize enterprise relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things!