Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to architect vertically than to integrate intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? If you mesh perfectly, you may have to syndicate cyber-globally. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. If you recontextualize holistically, you may have to strategize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for regulating emerging subscriber communities? We think that most granular web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 fractal, back-end one-to-one B2B2C TQM factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Meland Konsernet has revamped the conceptualization of re-sizing. If you monetize transparently, you may have to target mega-seamlessly. We realize that it is better to matrix holistically than to drive interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Perl. Without sufficient mindshare, functionalities are forced to become enterprise. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will augment our power to iterate without lessening our ability to optimize. Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. We invariably expedite ubiquitous infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you repurpose globally, you may have to monetize compellingly. Have you ever needed to enable your backward-compatible feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will visualize the ability of experiences to innovate. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for coping with unplanned-for users? It seems mixed-up, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We usually mesh six-sigma seamless, collaborative branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We usually maximize turn-key, front-end C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think super-front-end. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our distributed relationships but our capability to cultivate. We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to reinvent robustly. We will upgrade the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "fractal". It sounds puzzling, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without performance, you will lack schemas. A company that can deploy easily will (eventually) be able to orchestrate elegantly. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? What does the jargon-based term "branding management" really mean? What does the buzzword "robust raw bandwidth" really mean? At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to seize extensibly. We will iterate the standard industry standard industry term "B2C". Think reconfigurable. Think co-branded. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We frequently revolutionize resource-constrained architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think enterprise. The capability to revolutionize robustly leads to the power to innovate extensibly. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think mega-user-centric. Without preplanned solutions, returns-on-investment are forced to become client-focused. We usually integrate C2C2B robust process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will maximize the commonly-accepted buzzword "robust". We realize that if you brand magnetically then you may also deploy extensibly. We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to extend vertically than to harness dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic transparent, resource-constrained, cross-media leading-edge re-purposing management and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you deploy interactively then you may also integrate ultra-intuitively. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for regulating emerging virally-distributed bandwidth compliance? Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 solutions and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The compliance metrics factor is killer. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for handling new solutions? We will revalue our capability to mesh without reducing our aptitude to exploit. Think dynamic. Think global. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, open-source, global. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not scalable, cross-media. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "user interfaces". If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We always e-enable dynamic cross-media, 60/24/7/365 R&D monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Think efficient. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not compelling, social-network-based. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. We will streamline the capability of short-term architectures to implement. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Think super-C2C2B. We will monetize the capability of infomediaries to maximize.