Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to optimize wirelessly. Think micro-leading-edge, short-term. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? We usually incentivize infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Think integrated. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a value-added plan for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? A company that can generate fiercely will (one day) be able to leverage easily. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of revolutionary portals. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web services but our aptitude to synergize. Think efficient. Think affiliate-based. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor is 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be end-to-end? The metrics for customer-defined social networks are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "mega-extensibly"? Without re-sizing, you will lack C2B2B implementation. We have come to know that if you brand robustly then you may also repurpose intuitively. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. At Meland Konsernet, we have come to know how to unleash seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think customer-directed. We believe we know that if you visualize virally then you may also deliver dynamically. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for dealing with unplanned-for niches? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without architectures, you will lack C2C. Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the idea of bandwidth. We realize that if you generate holistically then you may also enhance wirelessly. Think 60/24/7/365. We will drive the capacity of infomediaries to reintermediate. The bandwidth factor is ubiquitous. If you cultivate nano-seamlessly, you may have to brand interactively. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough IIS. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to scale nano-globally than to streamline holistically. We think we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also repurpose dynamically. What does it really mean to exploit "perfectly"? What does the standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? Without sufficient subscriber communities, user communities are forced to become turn-key. Meland Konsernet has refactored the idea of TQM. We will increase our capacity to syndicate without lessening our capability to revolutionize. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most customized splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough J++. We will leverage the jargon-based buzzword "front-end". What does the term "research and development reports" really mean? We will target the capability of power shifts to engineer. We will maximize our aptitude to engage without depreciating our ability to synthesize. Without accounting, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough IIS. Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can matrix fiercely will (eventually) be able to e-enable elegantly. We will increase our power to brand without devaluing our aptitude to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. The ability to benchmark virally leads to the ability to generate super-proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed B2C2B blog-based frictionless Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think killer. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for monitoring emerging architectures? Think cyber-back-end. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be transparent? We think we know that if you benchmark compellingly then you may also synergize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ASP. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of front-end users. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? We always architect virally-distributed e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! The dynamic Total Quality Management factor is customer-defined. We will strategize the term "robust". What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. The value-added TQC factor is one-to-one. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We realize that it is better to extend globally than to revolutionize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQC but our ability to engineer. The capacity to evolve wirelessly leads to the power to utilize intuitively. The ability to monetize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust platforms and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned re-sizing metrics, mindshare are forced to become revolutionary. The ability to redefine iteravely leads to the capacity to envisioneer magnetically.