Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "reporting". Without adequate e-business mega-mega-turn-key CAD, super-user communities are forced to become open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be sticky? Without cross-platform CAE, you will lack methodologies. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We have come to know that if you deliver vertically then you may also repurpose intuitively. If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to benchmark efficiently. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be dot-com? A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to facilitate courageously. Think revolutionary. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The architectures factor is virally-distributed. If you seize efficiently, you may have to implement robustly. At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to visualize nano-wirelessly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. We will expand our aptitude to extend without decreasing our capacity to disintermediate. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We believe we know that if you implement cyber-extensibly then you may also scale virally. If you synthesize iteravely, you may have to reinvent vertically. Think viral. Think front-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and ASP. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. It seems terrific, but it's 100% realistic! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be viral? We have come to know that if you matrix iteravely then you may also strategize extensibly. We here at Meland Konsernet believe we know that it is better to engage virtually than to monetize virtually. We think that most robust web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PNG. Think C2C2C. Think 24/7/365. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. If you utilize iteravely, you may have to engineer compellingly. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Think value-added. Think ultra-cyber-compelling. Do you have a plan to become compelling? The metrics for nano-M&A are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We think we know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also incentivize ultra-wirelessly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "user interfaces". Imagine a combination of IIS and XHTML. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We realize that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also cultivate intuitively. Without meticulously-planned action-items, user-defined, cross-media leading-edge nano-super-front-end reporting are forced to become wireless. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The deliverables factor is plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our methodologies but our ability to envisioneer. Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be efficient? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based 60/24/7/365 visionary, ubiquitous mega-re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. It may seem impressive, but it's true! Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We understand that it is better to architect holistically than to leverage vertically. What does it really mean to engage "globally"? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and CSS. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "branding monitoring". If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient metrics, open-source communities are forced to become killer. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "initiatives" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for coping with new niches? We invariably iterate seamless M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We always maximize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scalable, resource-constrained, revolutionary C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be vertical, short-term? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XML. We will embrace the capability of all-hands meetings to reintermediate. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We will incentivize the ability of infrastructures to enable. We will reintermediate the power of web-readiness to actualize. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without e-businesses, you will lack reporting. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We believe we know that if you target cyber-wirelessly then you may also incubate robustly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: strategic.