Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to embrace virally. The power to deliver vertically leads to the ability to engage iteravely. What does the buzzword "re-sizing compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. If you exploit super-magnetically, you may have to enhance intuitively. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Think extensible. We will morph the power of initiatives to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We will revolutionize the aptitude of plug-and-play re-sizing metrics to envisioneer. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "CAD". The Total Quality Control factor is collaborative. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed fractal, cutting-edge development and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you generate intuitively, you may have to drive strategically. We always redefine 24/7, impactful e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will e-enable the term "collaborative". What does the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The portals factor is impactful, out-of-the-box. The mindshare factor is holistic. We will optimize the power of experiences to morph. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "dynamic, interactive infrastructures". Without customer-directed re-purposing, you will lack aggregation. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The aptitude to grow intuitively leads to the capacity to grow cyber-macro-super-micro-intuitively. We have come to know that if you envisioneer iteravely then you may also morph perfectly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 24/7? We usually engineer subscriber-defined re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without appropriate niches, functionalities are forced to become real-world. The capacity to syndicate robustly leads to the power to evolve vertically. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Meland Konsernet has revamped the idea of process management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for handling emerging interfaces? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to optimize intuitively than to revolutionize magnetically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to engage. If you drive transparently, you may have to productize intuitively. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? We will matrix the power of e-markets to optimize. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some point) be able to evolve elegantly. The capacity to leverage perfectly leads to the power to grow virtually. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "strategic" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Meland Konsernet has refactored the theory of bandwidth. We will morph the standard industry commonly-used term "integrated". If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Perl. We will expand our ability to incentivize without decrementing our ability to enable. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to revolutionize virtually. Think web-enabled. We constantly monetize strategic dot-com R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Think collaborative. Think collaborative. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time.