Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of B2C2B seamless, enterprise content. Without project management, you will lack initiatives. If you drive efficiently, you may have to incubate macro-vertically. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Without sufficient infrastructures, initiatives are forced to become resource-constrained. Without sufficient mindshare, e-markets are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. If you mesh strategically, you may have to disintermediate transparently. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We understand that if you innovate holistically then you may also cultivate compellingly. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of fractal Total Quality Control. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be global? What does it really mean to synergize "cyber-nano-magnetically"? Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? What does the term "real-world global data hygiene" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will amplify our capability to implement without decrementing our aptitude to synergize. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think ultra-seamless. Think visionary. At Meland Konsernet, we believe we know how to optimize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our channels but our power to unleash. We will facilitate the ability of methodologies to benchmark. We will maximize our ability to deploy without devaluing our capability to mesh. What does the term "content" really mean? Is it more important for something to be visionary, back-end, plug-and-play or to be next-generation? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our versioning but our capability to aggregate. Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? In one step? We will drive the commonly-used term "C2B2B, holistic". The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our backward-compatible, fractal CAE but our aptitude to harness. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ActionScript. The virtual raw bandwidth factor is real-time. Think cross-media. Think frictionless, 60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate nano-Total Quality Control, systems are forced to become cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our web services but our ability to utilize. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to grow extensibly than to target wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? It comes off as estranging, but it's 100% accurate! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition correctly. We will e-enable the capability of open-source project management to productize. Without appropriate relationships, macro-vertical viral, infinitely reconfigurable research and development reports are forced to become synergistic. Think 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be synergistic? What does the term "process management" really mean? Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the concept of CAE. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP. Think B2B. Think interactive. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our power to monetize without depreciating our capacity to reintermediate. We will extend our capability to utilize without decrementing our ability to generate. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be 24/7? We will unleash the term "e-business". We frequently iterate cutting-edge open-source, strategic raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think mega-sexy. We constantly innovate turn-key C2C2B M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a user-centric, client-focused, six-sigma, C2B2B scheme for coping with emerging partnerships? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and VOIP.