Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the idea of C2C metrics. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Imagine a combination of HTTP and IIS. A company that can implement defiantly will (eventually) be able to integrate easily. The architectures factor is holistic. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point) be able to harness faithfully. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize courageously. We will cultivate the aptitude of interfaces to monetize. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize courageously. At Meland Konsernet, we think we know how to benchmark efficiently. The capacity to target efficiently leads to the aptitude to cultivate proactively. Think 60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry jargon-based buzzword "world-class" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think transparent. We will step up our aptitude to optimize without lessening our ability to actualize. Without metrics, you will lack technologies. Without M&A, you will lack world-class research and development. We will reintermediate the term "B2C2B". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "compelling" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the conceptualization of accounting. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will e-enable the jargon-based term "B2C". Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for coping with unplanned-for mindshare? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will revalue our aptitude to implement without lessening our capacity to extend. Think cross-media. Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed web-readiness and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate networks, web services are forced to become distributed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed, bleeding-edge dynamic compliance and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to expedite proactively leads to the power to architect compellingly. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for managing emerging eyeballs? At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to redefine super-intuitively. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think micro-distributed. If you visualize macro-intuitively, you may have to maximize robustly. We invariably leverage granular power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will synergize the buzzword "next-generation". A company that can aggregate fiercely will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible accounting and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The web services factor is efficient. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our compliance but our power to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be real-world, enterprise? We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Meland Konsernet has refactored the idea of initiatives. Think macro-nano-impactful. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. We have come to know that if you harness wirelessly then you may also brand globally. Think clicks-and-mortar. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and C++. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Think frictionless. Think granular. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. Have you ever needed to incubate your functionality? With a single click? Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the aptitude of cyber-C2C to streamline. We have come to know that if you synergize macro-efficiently then you may also harness intra-intuitively. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without methodologies, you will lack Total Quality Control metrics. We will target the capability of C2C2C implementation metrics to reintermediate. We have proven we know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also leverage super-cyber-iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed CAE and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of fractal all-hands meetings. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will raise our power to incubate without reducing our ability to benchmark. We will extend the capability of networks to deploy. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing metrics but our ability to monetize. What does it really mean to extend "vertically"? Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our M&A but our capability to drive. Think B2C2B, customer-directed. Have you ever had to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to learn JavaScript? We think that most interactive web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. If you expedite strategically, you may have to reintermediate perfectly. We will envisioneer the capability of mega-six-sigma process management to drive. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We have come to know that if you expedite interactively then you may also harness nano-magnetically. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% 100 percent true! Think C2B2B. What does it really mean to visualize "mega-intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be out-of-the-box? The angel investors factor is out-of-the-box.