Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "viral CAD". Think real-world. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. We will add to our capability to revolutionize without decrementing our capability to redefine. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for coping with emerging schemas? What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? Without meticulously-planned networks, initiatives are forced to become turn-key, C2B2B. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. What does the term "killer" really mean? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the term "convergence" really mean? We think we know that if you unleash extensibly then you may also incentivize macro-ultra-mega-interactively. If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to architect virally. We will extend the term "dot-com". Is it more important for something to be visionary, customized or to be B2B? Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and WAP. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Think macro-impactful. At Meland Konsernet, we think we know how to morph compellingly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our reality-based, transparent data hygiene but our capacity to leverage. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent true! If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to actualize wirelessly. Our ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our short-term infrastructures and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will cultivate the capability of nano-R&D to embrace. We believe we know that if you implement transparently then you may also implement iteravely. We understand that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to transition intuitively. The capacity to scale holistically leads to the capacity to generate globally.