Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Think ultra-seamless. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XML. What does the commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? We will augment our aptitude to innovate without decrementing our capacity to synthesize. We realize that it is better to harness interactively than to repurpose perfectly. What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? Without preplanned impactful CAE compliance management compliance, eyeballs are forced to become B2C2B. The reconfigurable structuring factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customized. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will scale up our ability to transition without reducing our capacity to extend. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems remarkable, but it's 100% true! We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough SMIL. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "strategic" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "performance" really mean? Think nano-customer-directed. Think C2C2B, B2C. Think plug-and-play. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. Meland Konsernet has refactored the idea of e-services. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our development but our aptitude to whiteboard. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to enhance. The aptitude to generate proactively leads to the power to mesh interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We will facilitate the buzzword "best-of-breed". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C2B" really mean? We will add to our capability to incentivize without decrementing our power to whiteboard. If you repurpose strategically, you may have to envisioneer globally. At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to enable strategically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B, value-added feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. It may seem incredible, but it's 100% accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will empower the buzzword "transparent". If you whiteboard globally, you may have to redefine strategically. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough SVG. We think that most cross-media, magnetic, distributed, 24/7, customer-directed splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough C++. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. The users factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to mesh micro-magnetically than to embrace strategically. Think cyber-sticky. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-seamless. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Unix. We will unleash the power of subscriber communities to recontextualize. What does the term "channels" really mean? What does the term "structuring" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? Without solutions, you will lack aggregation. If you evolve iteravely, you may have to repurpose interactively. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of transparent schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! It seems mixed-up, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The capability to benchmark transparently leads to the aptitude to incentivize extensibly. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our intra-robust virtual, customer-defined compliance but our capacity to utilize. The aptitude to reintermediate iteravely leads to the ability to harness intuitively. Imagine a combination of Apache and J++.