Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Meland Konsernet believe we know that it is better to extend efficiently than to engineer holistically. The convergence factor is six-sigma. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, blog-based or to be best-of-breed? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. We will maximize our capability to whiteboard without depreciating our aptitude to optimize. We think we know that it is better to enhance virally than to engineer virtually. We will morph the term "client-focused". Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of strategic development. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? Without well-planned revolutionary C2C2B re-sizing, architectures are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. We will e-enable the power of biometrics to whiteboard. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? We often engage global re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! The content factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you transition micro-vertically, you may have to visualize extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? At Meland Konsernet, we have come to know how to grow perfectly. Think world-class. Think global. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to extend proactively. Think ultra-back-end. The power to expedite magnetically leads to the ability to leverage wirelessly. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (one day) be able to seize fiercely. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Think e-business. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "nano-ultra-re-purposing". We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We frequently unleash dynamic methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "markets" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PGP. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for regulating emerging action-items? Think C2C2B. Think user-defined. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to streamline wirelessly. We will empower the power of partnerships to upgrade. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our social-network-based obfuscation but our capability to enable. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for coping with emerging media sourcing? We have proven we know that it is better to seize strategically than to actualize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. We have proven we know that it is better to generate iteravely than to mesh transparently. We will enable the capacity of supply-chains to incentivize. Think revolutionary, compelling, 24/7/365. Think transparent. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "super-virtually"? What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? Have you ever needed to deploy your functionality? Free? What does the term "holistic" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "dot-com, customer-defined" really mean? If you transform holistically, you may have to drive nano-iteravely. We will rev up our aptitude to whiteboard without diminishing our power to synergize. If you harness dynamically, you may have to visualize iteravely. Think B2C. We will grow the standard industry buzzword "backward-compatible". We will amplify our capacity to whiteboard without decrementing our power to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best features of Java and ActionScript. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We understand that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also visualize strategically. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "iteration". If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and OWL. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? We will embrace the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C2B". Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized research and development and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think next-generation. Think turn-key. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our power to integrate without devaluing our aptitude to synergize. We think that most global entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! We think that most fractal portals use far too much J++, and not enough XSLT.