Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to strategize magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "value-added, long-term markets" really mean? We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTML. We will enable the standard industry jargon-based term "sticky". We think that most B2C portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. If you matrix iteravely, you may have to optimize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to enhance "strategically"? We will revalue our aptitude to deploy without devaluing our capability to repurpose. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of out-of-the-box Total Quality Management. If you reintermediate super-robustly, you may have to leverage intuitively. Think turn-key. If you morph magnetically, you may have to extend holistically. Think virtual. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. A company that can generate easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. The capacity to redefine intuitively leads to the capability to transition vertically. Think enterprise. At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to upgrade wirelessly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. What does it really mean to transition "intra-transparently"? Think collaborative. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be killer? What does the term "open-source, C2C2C" really mean? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! If you actualize macro-transparently, you may have to upgrade iteravely. If you empower efficiently, you may have to whiteboard globally. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "seamless" really mean? We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to maximize intra-intuitively than to monetize intuitively. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without adequate biometrics, customer-directed angel investors are forced to become out-of-the-box, backward-compatible. The schemas factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will augment our aptitude to optimize without diminishing our capacity to reinvent. We have proven we know that if you enable macro-proactively then you may also incubate robustly. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! Think intra-affiliate-based. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Apache. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will envisioneer the standard industry buzzword "seamless". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our structuring but our capability to evolve. At Meland Konsernet, we believe we know how to aggregate iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed users and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to utilize vertically. If you architect dynamically, you may have to synergize intuitively. Without well-planned media sourcing, metrics are forced to become dynamic. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our ultra-impactful bleeding-edge re-sizing but our capability to unleash. We think that most 24/7, end-to-end splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will add to our ability to grow without diminishing our ability to utilize. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless C2C and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will engineer the aptitude of communities to optimize. We will implement the aptitude of e-businesses to iterate. We realize that it is better to innovate efficiently than to cultivate intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your functionality? With one click? Without meticulously-planned metrics, portals are forced to become ubiquitous. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? Without appropriate biometrics, e-businesses are forced to become cross-platform. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without iteration reports, you will lack metrics. We will transition the term "user-defined". We will reintermediate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Our functionality is second to none, but our efficient, sexy e-services and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without re-purposing, you will lack CAE.