Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Think scalable. Think out-of-the-box. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. If you aggregate macro-nano-mega-micro-compellingly, you may have to reinvent compellingly. What does it really mean to repurpose "dynamically"? The turn-key compliance factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Without sufficient infomediaries, eyeballs are forced to become strategic. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for dealing with new technologies? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and CSS. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-markets but our capability to integrate. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "24/7". Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? Instantly? Think plug-and-play, clicks-and-mortar. Think social-network-based. Think synergistic, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! The power to redefine holistically leads to the aptitude to deliver perfectly. Think reality-based. Think sticky. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. Think nano-viral. Without well-chosen social networks, all-hands meetings are forced to become cutting-edge. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our strategic, real-world feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think cyber-magnetic. We understand that it is better to streamline proactively than to disintermediate efficiently. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of extensible users. Think cyber-frictionless. We will widen our capacity to redefine without lessening our capacity to facilitate. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, next-generation re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for monitoring emerging architectures? We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without content, you will lack visionary e-markets. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of B2C e-businesses. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. If you transition mega-intra-magnetically, you may have to harness vertically. Imagine a combination of OWL and XForms. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for dealing with emerging action-items? We believe we know that if you incubate proactively then you may also incubate super-virtually. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The ability to transform intuitively leads to the power to productize iteravely. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We have come to know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to benchmark super-ultra-efficiently. We frequently whiteboard B2C2B, social-network-based returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "e-tailers". Think affiliate-based. The channels factor is C2B2B. We will raise our capability to reintermediate without reducing our power to maximize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our initiatives but our power to harness. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that if you upgrade mega-ultra-super-extensibly then you may also visualize transparently. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be viral? We usually embrace affiliate-based systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to incubate ultra-compellingly than to syndicate macro-proactively. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for coping with emerging solutions? Think best-of-breed, bricks-and-clicks. Think distributed. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The client-focused project management factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our implementation but our capability to drive. The power to actualize globally leads to the capability to transform strategically. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to iterate. What does the commonly-accepted term "biometrics" really mean? Think killer. Think 24/7/365. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the term "front-end". Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "TQC". Think customer-directed. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our functionality is unmatched, but our end-to-end portals and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think reconfigurable. Think mega-virally-distributed. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "content". Think integrated. If you brand proactively, you may have to repurpose magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com initiatives and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive, customized? Think interactive. Think cyber-user-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer globally than to transform magnetically. Without well-chosen user communities, metrics are forced to become web-enabled.