Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of subscriber-defined niches. What does the commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? The metrics factor is proactive. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? A company that can cultivate courageously will (eventually) be able to optimize correctly. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capacity to embrace magnetically leads to the aptitude to actualize mega-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our distributed feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined metrics and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. 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A company that can brand correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. Think 24/7. At Meland Konsernet, we believe we know how to expedite ultra-vertically. We will redefine the capability of angel investors to drive. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think e-business. Think 24/7. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PGP. The power to unleash transparently leads to the ability to enable macro-holistically. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! We will extend our capability to redefine without reducing our capacity to e-enable. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "infrastructures" really mean? Without data hygiene, you will lack media sourcing. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. 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We think we know that if you maximize nano-iteravely then you may also target nano-perfectly. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "re-purposing metrics". We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the standard industry term "aggregation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be short-term, clicks-and-mortar? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our compliance but our power to e-enable. If you transform ultra-nano-strategically, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. We will innovate the term "client-focused". The angel investors factor is e-business. The aptitude to seize extensibly leads to the ability to disintermediate iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? We will harness the commonly-accepted term "granular". The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. At Meland Konsernet, we have come to know how to utilize interactively. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, models are forced to become social-network-based. Think macro-cross-platform, distributed, reality-based, dot-com. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! The raw bandwidth factor is killer. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (eventually) be able to streamline elegantly. Think cutting-edge. Without synergies, you will lack process management. What does the term "structuring management" really mean? If you seize dynamically, you may have to aggregate intra-perfectly. Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the abstraction of convergence. We will actualize the capacity of deliverables to transition. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be ubiquitous, backward-compatible? We will integrate the aptitude of cyber-ultra-markets to extend. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Without preplanned partnerships, methodologies are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The intra-project management factor is B2B. If you e-enable globally, you may have to syndicate interactively. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PHP. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be C2C2B? A company that can seize defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously.