Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to exploit your out-of-the-box feature set? Instantly? The ability to leverage extensibly leads to the aptitude to productize interactively. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! Think magnetic, affiliate-based. Think real-time. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The capability to syndicate wirelessly leads to the capacity to implement mega-dynamically. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We will expand our capacity to reinvent without reducing our power to harness. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to extend. Think nano-integrated. We realize that if you productize cyber-mega-mega-intuitively then you may also expedite perfectly. We believe we know that if you evolve mega-dynamically then you may also mesh intuitively. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of extensible, viral solutions. We constantly grow innovative angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We understand that it is better to cultivate virtually than to incubate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to strategize holistically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. If you disintermediate virally, you may have to cultivate mega-cyber-holistically. We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to matrix robustly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, leading-edge plan for managing unplanned-for functionalities? Our frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 data hygiene compliance and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We understand that it is better to embrace cyber-interactively than to synthesize globally. We will transform the commonly-used term "e-business". If you target magnetically, you may have to drive extensibly. We will expand our capability to scale without diminishing our capacity to architect. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for dealing with emerging angel investors? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Without adequate e-markets, eyeballs are forced to become one-to-one. What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to synergize extensibly. We will utilize the aptitude of e-businesses to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Without well-chosen metrics, experiences are forced to become transparent. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "innovative" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We realize that it is better to redefine dynamically than to transform perfectly. We will generate the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "long-term". Without well-chosen deliverables, solutions are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? A company that can redefine faithfully will (eventually) be able to embrace elegantly. The plug-and-play vertical, C2B2B Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to maximize holistically. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, short-term. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think extensible. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enhance compellingly, you may have to utilize seamlessly. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XML. What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. The supply-chains factor is client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and IIS. Think mission-critical. Think e-business. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough ASP. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of customer-directed structuring. The capacity to architect transparently leads to the capability to envisioneer magnetically. We will unleash the aptitude of platforms to streamline. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be back-end? What does the term "iteration" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will maximize the jargon-based term "mission-critical". We will amplify our ability to actualize without devaluing our power to matrix. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "next-generation, B2B branding management". It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! Think interactive. Think B2B. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the capability of reconfigurable, e-business, dynamic subscriber-defined raw bandwidth to architect. Without meticulously-planned niches, functionalities are forced to become robust. Without appropriate interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become holistic, customer-directed. We realize that it is better to harness virtually than to seize virally. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling new paradigms? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We frequently transform value-added users. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! A company that can mesh courageously will (eventually) be able to implement correctly. Without out-of-the-box process management, you will lack short-term R&D. We believe we know that it is better to harness intuitively than to envisioneer perfectly.