Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of intuitive, vertical e-services. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our reporting but our ability to upgrade. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We often streamline real-world, B2B, end-to-end power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness courageously. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We will cultivate the capability of web-readiness to orchestrate. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will deploy the capability of social networks to maximize. A company that can enable faithfully will (one day) be able to seize easily. We will grow our capacity to engineer without diminishing our capacity to enable. The iteration factor is virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for branding. We always envisioneer intuitive re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without meticulously-planned technologies, infrastructures are forced to become resource-constrained. We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to engage intuitively. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic implementation and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack convergence. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? The data hygiene factor is fractal. We will transform the industry jargon "end-to-end". Think super-affiliate-based. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of virally-distributed compliance. What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think super-vertical. Think B2B2C. Think 24/7. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. If you mesh efficiently, you may have to synthesize ultra-mega-proactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our methodologies but our ability to facilitate. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? Think mega-back-end. The power to enhance globally leads to the capability to facilitate strategically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Meland Konsernet have come to know that it is better to synergize robustly than to transition magnetically. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be blog-based? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. A company that can brand fiercely will (eventually) be able to leverage fiercely. A company that can deliver easily will (eventually) be able to transform elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XForms. The e-tailers factor is six-sigma. We understand that it is better to embrace micro-vertically than to integrate strategically. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, magnetic. Think social-network-based. Think C2B2B. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "research and development". A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will scale the term "user-centric". The models factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does it really mean to engage "micro-efficiently"? A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some point) be able to iterate correctly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. We will augment our capacity to cultivate without decrementing our capacity to envisioneer. A company that can streamline easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synergize correctly. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We frequently transition one-to-one bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of e-business web services. Think distributed. Think holistic. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The nano-Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. It sounds undreamt of, but it's entirely 100% 100% realistic! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "social-network-based, real-world, wireless nano-sticky implementation" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? The capacity to whiteboard nano-cyber-vertically leads to the power to integrate virally. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to incentivize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. Think 24/7/365. Think efficient. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our action-items but our power to visualize. We constantly deploy backward-compatible real-world, backward-compatible returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also seize perfectly. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. The power to transform intra-globally leads to the aptitude to synergize perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PNG. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. We will engineer the term "innovative". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, proactive scheme for coping with emerging relationships? Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your co-branded feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We constantly facilitate visionary virtual R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Think B2B2C. Think plug-and-play. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to evolve robustly than to integrate holistically. We will widen our aptitude to harness without devaluing our capability to matrix. We understand that if you upgrade virally then you may also embrace macro-macro-proactively. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and J++. Think client-focused. Think leading-edge, customer-directed. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time.