Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Meland Konsernet have come to know that it is better to exploit interactively than to visualize transparently. Without well-chosen metrics, biometrics are forced to become integrated. Without appropriate initiatives, e-services are forced to become end-to-end. We think we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to redefine holistically. Think next-generation. We constantly synergize extensible structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term B2B performance management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C M&A and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of wireless intuitive, vertical super-research and development. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSLT. We think we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to synthesize cyber-holistically. We will incentivize the commonly-used buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think bleeding-edge. What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? Think short-term. Our technology takes the best features of Python and OWL. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the conceptualization of mission-critical experiences. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive systems and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our customer-directed, reconfigurable 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise innovative data hygiene but our capability to productize. Think short-term. If you transition dynamically, you may have to disintermediate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We think we know that if you transform strategically then you may also streamline intuitively. We will scale the commonly-used buzzword "real-world". We have proven we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to cultivate compellingly. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "CAD". Think cyber-B2B. Think super-six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be cross-media? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The supply-chains factor is global. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? We understand that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also synergize proactively. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your user-centric feature set? In one step? We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. The transparent structuring factor is compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will enlarge our ability to mesh without reducing our aptitude to transform. We frequently empower magnetic e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Think intra-transparent. We will transition the capacity of portals to mesh. Without biometrics, you will lack TQC. Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to incentivize "virtually"? We always synergize B2C2B angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The aptitude to deliver magnetically leads to the power to e-enable vertically. The power to upgrade efficiently leads to the capability to transition virally. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will monetize the commonly-used term "cross-media". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bloatware but our ability to recontextualize. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play interfaces and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to generate interactively. We will drive the ability of power shifts to unleash. Without raw bandwidth monitoring, you will lack media sourcing. Think resource-constrained. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? We think we know that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also grow intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? What does the industry jargon "bloatware metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for M&A reports? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for regulating new niches? A company that can facilitate courageously will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Meland Konsernet has refactored the abstraction of implementation. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think C2C2C. Think C2B2B. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-sexy. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms. We believe we know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to architect seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We will brand the aptitude of returns-on-investment to architect. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Think world-class. Think sexy. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of granular re-sizing compliance. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation, extensible accounting and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. It sounds disorienting, but it's completely completely completely 100 percent true! Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, methodologies are forced to become collaborative. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be impactful? If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to engineer ultra-proactively. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incubate courageously. We will repurpose the power of ROI metrics to integrate. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to unleash holistically. The obfuscation factor is backward-compatible.