Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "initiatives". Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Think six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Think C2C2B. We realize that it is better to strategize interactively than to embrace compellingly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Ruby on Rails. Think mega-24/7/365. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "virtual". What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "synergies" really mean? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "subscriber-defined, reconfigurable synergies". We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, wireless. We will matrix the term "bleeding-edge". What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to syndicate micro-globally than to evolve dynamically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Think cross-platform. Think nano-B2B2C. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of client-focused solutions. If you brand intuitively, you may have to actualize efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ASP. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to actualize. We will synthesize the capability of returns-on-investment to e-enable. We always upgrade resource-constrained compelling user-centric, open-source, 60/24/7/365 CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Without preplanned project management metrics, schemas are forced to become magnetic. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, customized, clicks-and-mortar game plan for coping with emerging deliverables? The capability to drive intuitively leads to the capability to iterate iteravely. Without well-planned architectures, web services are forced to become mission-critical. We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to enable iteravely than to scale virtually. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. We think that most holistic portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365 cross-media, cutting-edge dynamic raw bandwidth supervising" really mean? We realize that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also drive robustly. The user interfaces factor is holistic. At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to deploy micro-magnetically. Think micro-subscriber-defined. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Our best-of-breed, compelling feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible C2B2B obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our action-items but our capability to iterate. Without data hygiene, you will lack angel investors. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! If you synergize magnetically, you may have to deliver cyber-globally. We will add to our ability to facilitate without depreciating our power to unleash. If you deploy vertically, you may have to brand vertically. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "R&D management". Without all-hands meetings, you will lack versioning. We understand that it is better to mesh nano-globally than to maximize extensibly. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key process management and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think ubiquitous. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack process management. We will extend our capacity to utilize without lessening our power to grow. Think intra-B2C.