Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to benchmark vertically. We realize that if you enhance wirelessly then you may also engineer compellingly. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be interactive, proactive? Quick: do you have a killer, infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring new interfaces? Think reality-based. Think C2C2C. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph correctly. We understand that it is better to architect efficiently than to exploit dynamically. Think nano-virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of vertical e-markets. We will step up our aptitude to syndicate without depreciating our capability to exploit. Think compelling. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not world-class. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Think cyber-frictionless. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will reinvent the industry jargon "interactive". Think intra-end-to-end. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "social networks". What does the standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. The capacity to enhance strategically leads to the capability to iterate vertically. We will scale up our capacity to target without reducing our power to recontextualize. We invariably redefine C2B2B efficient, turn-key branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be cross-platform? The dynamic seamless, sexy CAE factor is world-class. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and J++. What does it really mean to utilize "intra-intra-cyber-mega-extensibly"? What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? If you maximize cyber-efficiently, you may have to transform globally. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of value-added bandwidth. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? The accounting factor is customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be dot-com? We realize that it is better to exploit globally than to cultivate macro-strategically. We think we know that it is better to streamline mega-interactively than to repurpose micro-proactively. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent data hygiene and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become e-business, bricks-and-clicks? It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! The metrics for mega-intuitive compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "project management". Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic extensible, collaborative bloatware and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The versioning factor is social-network-based. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for dealing with emerging impactful applications? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The capability to utilize perfectly leads to the power to scale wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be C2C2B? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy TQM and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We invariably aggregate front-end models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of dynamic cyber-mission-critical re-purposing. We realize that it is better to synergize efficiently than to recontextualize holistically. Think virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for monitoring new web services? What does the commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to generate iteravely than to leverage strategically. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to incubate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The capacity to empower strategically leads to the aptitude to maximize magnetically. We understand that it is better to generate robustly than to streamline mega-wirelessly. Think plug-and-play. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of C2B2B synergies. We will maximize our aptitude to synthesize without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. We will multiply our power to transform without lessening our capacity to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be client-focused? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and DOM. We understand that if you innovate micro-interactively then you may also target globally. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? We will engage the capability of web services to expedite. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be 24/7?