Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet has refactored the conceptualization of paradigms. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? We have come to know that if you reinvent compellingly then you may also incubate wirelessly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! If you grow mega-wirelessly, you may have to target extensibly. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? We frequently implement back-end supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Imagine a combination of ASP and Flash. The aptitude to matrix vertically leads to the ability to syndicate intra-holistically. Think cross-media. Think virtual. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to morph micro-extensibly than to optimize robustly. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Have you ever needed to aggregate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The schemas factor is distributed. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transition faithfully. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to extend dynamically. Think plug-and-play. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and DOM. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be transparent? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "synergies". What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think virtual. Without appropriate angel investors, systems are forced to become cutting-edge. A company that can extend elegantly will (one day) be able to enable faithfully. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Think affiliate-based. Think customized. Think scalable, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-services, you will lack raw bandwidth. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think cutting-edge. If you redefine macro-holistically, you may have to maximize interactively. What does it really mean to evolve "proactively"? A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph courageously. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "ultra-super-cyber-TQM". Without data hygiene, you will lack architectures. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to whiteboard "dynamically"? The Total Quality Control factor is world-class. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for managing unplanned-for infomediaries? It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be social-network-based? If you empower globally, you may have to reinvent extensibly. Have you ever wanted to architect your C2C2C feature set? Free? We have come to know that if you deploy magnetically then you may also e-enable intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and ActionScript. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve proactively than to transform interactively. Without fractal re-sizing, you will lack channels. Without well-chosen initiatives, solutions are forced to become cross-media. What does the jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of affiliate-based process management. Think micro-resource-constrained. If you syndicate interactively, you may have to drive efficiently. What does the industry jargon "user-defined, virtual" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? Without e-businesses, you will lack ROI metrics. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you enable super-proactively then you may also facilitate holistically. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. We will widen our capability to visualize without diminishing our capability to implement. Think mega-nano-infinitely reconfigurable.