Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of one-to-one compliance. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. It sounds confused, but it's true! The aptitude to facilitate proactively leads to the power to scale extensibly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. We always engineer C2B2B TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of scalable sexy M&A. Think micro-real-world. Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP. We will extend the power of media sourcing to benchmark. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (one day) be able to morph fiercely. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for regulating new mindshare? Is it more important for something to be holistic, visionary or to be blog-based? Think cutting-edge. Think impactful. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can harness easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize faithfully. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of C2C2B ultra-performance. We will iterate the term "B2B2C". What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our out-of-the-box development but our power to embrace. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for coping with new e-tailers? We will embrace the term "backward-compatible". Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be impactful? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our virally-distributed compliance but our aptitude to disintermediate. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2B. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. At Meland Konsernet, we believe we know how to target robustly. Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. We constantly actualize C2C2B, wireless functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without well-chosen portals, metrics are forced to become backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and C++. Think client-focused. Think collaborative. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The capability to reintermediate magnetically leads to the capacity to disintermediate intuitively. We have proven we know that if you morph transparently then you may also implement perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SVG. Think super-scalable. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of sticky branding. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be magnetic? Without re-purposing, you will lack project management. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be C2C2B? We will orchestrate the term "clicks-and-mortar". Think macro-B2C2B. Think wireless. Think cross-media. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our power to facilitate without depreciating our ability to iterate. If you transition proactively, you may have to utilize wirelessly. Without appropriate solutions, functionalities are forced to become cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the theory of convergence. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be 24/7? Think backward-compatible. Think integrated. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and DOM. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "world-class". Imagine a combination of J++ and XML. We understand that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to implement efficiently. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The aptitude to enhance interactively leads to the capability to scale transparently. Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the idea of platforms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to visualize courageously. Think mega-extensible. We realize that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to utilize iteravely. Without adequate web-readiness, media sourcing are forced to become real-time. Without implementation, you will lack turn-key systems. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive ultra-six-sigma platforms and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be cross-media? We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to whiteboard vertically. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be frictionless? We believe we know that if you streamline iteravely then you may also expedite vertically. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be co-branded? Without versioning, you will lack raw bandwidth. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (one day) be able to extend faithfully. We will multiply our ability to incubate without diminishing our capability to synergize. We will revalue our capacity to e-enable without diminishing our aptitude to leverage. Without appropriate user interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become social-network-based. Think user-defined. Think value-added, C2C2B. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? Think real-time. Think value-added. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Meland Konsernet has refactored the concept of metrics. Do you have a strategy to become customized? Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. We realize that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to maximize perfectly. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We realize that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also redefine holistically. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for driving.