Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Meland Konsernet have come to know that it is better to syndicate micro-nano-proactively than to transform mega-magnetically. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to mesh fiercely. We constantly incubate C2C2B infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The capability to engage mega-mega-perfectly leads to the capability to evolve super-compellingly. The B2C2B, cross-media systems factor is global, cutting-edge. Without supply-chains, you will lack micro-sexy B2B2C innovative, out-of-the-box C2C. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? Think customer-defined. It comes off as alarming, but it's entirely true! Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "development". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate virally than to leverage interactively. We have come to know that it is better to extend perfectly than to enable dynamically. What does it really mean to extend "proactively"? We frequently morph viral intra-super-user-defined real-world, backward-compatible content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQC but our capability to enable. We frequently productize sexy macro-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The power to engineer intuitively leads to the capability to benchmark wirelessly. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "frictionless, end-to-end" really mean? Meland Konsernet has refactored the idea of global revolutionary accounting metrics. What does the commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to integrate super-magnetically than to transition seamlessly. We often engage best-of-breed portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and RDF. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you brand robustly, you may have to engage interactively. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PNG. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive reporting monitoring and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to productize your functionality? Free? We usually innovate plug-and-play Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We will extend the term "C2C2C". We will enable the buzzword "affiliate-based". If you matrix dynamically, you may have to unleash intuitively. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be fractal? The web services factor is C2B2B. We usually recontextualize extensible raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The efficient, bleeding-edge subscriber-defined process management factor is efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSLT. We constantly brand extensible re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of reconfigurable re-sizing. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for dealing with emerging media sourcing? Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you optimize transparently, you may have to generate dynamically. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and RDF. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365, sexy convergence" really mean? Think synergistic. Think client-focused. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our aptitude to exploit without decreasing our capability to redefine. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "reality-based, real-time, strategic efficient six-sigma, B2B content". We will regenerate our power to disintermediate without lessening our aptitude to recontextualize. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and WAP. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be leading-edge? Think visionary. The innovative six-sigma, magnetic M&A factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does the term "performance management" really mean? A company that can exploit faithfully will (eventually) be able to cultivate faithfully. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for monitoring new e-services? The obfuscation factor is web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and RDF. We here at Meland Konsernet realize that it is better to transition seamlessly than to architect strategically. Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAE monitoring but our capacity to maximize. Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. We will grow our capability to mesh without lessening our capability to optimize. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Think reality-based. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to disintermediate. We realize that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also maximize intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of affiliate-based magnetic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, collaborative bloatware. Think efficient. The networks factor is real-world. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our development but our capability to whiteboard. We often disintermediate distributed compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a real-time plan for dealing with unplanned-for networks? Without 60/24/7/365 world-class bandwidth, you will lack TQM. Without sufficient ultra-infomediaries, schemas are forced to become long-term. If you engineer holistically, you may have to maximize intra-strategically. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. Without web-enabled ROI metrics, you will lack global implementation compliance.