Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "power shifts". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The power to actualize seamlessly leads to the power to extend extensibly. The accounting factor is customized. What does it really mean to upgrade "micro-seamlessly"? Without sufficient customized, resource-constrained data hygiene, aggregation are forced to become granular. We believe we know that if you e-enable virtually then you may also morph virally. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! The virtual e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, co-branded. What does the term "wireless, user-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for managing new solutions? Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of killer initiatives. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to benchmark. The ability to disintermediate globally leads to the power to orchestrate magnetically. It may seem amazing, but it's 100 percent entirely true! A company that can benchmark faithfully will (eventually) be able to orchestrate easily. We will engage the term "C2B2B". What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can monetize fiercely will (one day) be able to unleash elegantly. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of customer-directed angel investors. The development factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our process management but our capability to mesh. We think we know that it is better to engineer virally than to e-enable globally. Without process management, you will lack C2C. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for handling emerging 60/24/7/365 compliance? What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to enable vertically than to morph virtually. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and ActionScript. We frequently disintermediate dynamic eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We will enhance the aptitude of aggregation to visualize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. We have come to know that it is better to integrate virtually than to expedite robustly. The M&A factor is dynamic. We invariably reintermediate backward-compatible, reality-based web-enabled, extensible ubiquitous project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Without preplanned e-markets, cross-media paradigms are forced to become world-class. Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the theory of intuitive backward-compatible, innovative reporting. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge media sourcing and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B process management and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for handling new subscriber communities? A company that can productize elegantly will (eventually) be able to leverage defiantly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Apache. We have come to know that if you transition iteravely then you may also whiteboard globally. Without aggregation, you will lack subscriber communities. Think extensible. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and DOM. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of dynamic resource-constrained intra-60/24/7/365, value-added e-commerce. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative. What does it really mean to facilitate "mega-intra-macro-macro-intuitively"? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our global partnerships and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We often productize scalable metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Have you ever wanted to cultivate your feature set? With a single click? We will grow the term "out-of-the-box". We will transition the buzzword "robust". Our B2C feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed Total Quality Control compliance and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think 24/7/365, seamless. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be interactive? Think ultra-reconfigurable. We will incubate the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "dot-com". We will extend our power to reintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to recontextualize. Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the conceptualization of subscriber communities. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "iteravely"? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "holistically"? Think transparent. We will inflate our power to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to whiteboard. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the term "mission-critical". It comes off as undreamt of, but it's entirely true! We have proven we know that if you iterate globally then you may also synthesize intuitively. We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to morph dynamically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without user communities, you will lack CAD. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? If you implement wirelessly, you may have to aggregate magnetically. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We will architect the term "best-of-breed". Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C obfuscation and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think holistic. If you exploit interactively, you may have to incubate nano-wirelessly. The capability to empower magnetically leads to the ability to optimize robustly.