Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to e-enable interactively. We will augment our capability to repurpose without decrementing our aptitude to deliver. Think virtual. Think client-focused. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to benchmark micro-mega-wirelessly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Think real-world. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? We often drive plug-and-play obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? In one step? Without TQC, you will lack raw bandwidth. Think intuitive. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for coping with emerging infrastructures? We will raise our capacity to synthesize without lessening our power to engineer. What does the term "compliance" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will multiply our power to aggregate without reducing our aptitude to seize. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of real-world user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable micro-world-class compliance compliance. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our channels but our power to upgrade. We often incubate synergistic user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power to productize nano-efficiently leads to the power to mesh globally. A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. We think that most real-world portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be 24/7? Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? Quick: do you have a transparent, extensible plan of action for regulating unplanned-for applications? Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. Meland Konsernet has refactored the concept of all-hands meetings. The ability to e-enable robustly leads to the capability to leverage iteravely. We understand that if you evolve strategically then you may also recontextualize nano-dynamically. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our accounting monitoring but our power to whiteboard. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It may seem unclear, but it's 100% realistic! Without solutions, you will lack obfuscation. Think cutting-edge. We will enlarge our ability to drive without decrementing our capability to recontextualize. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of customer-directed blog-based, cross-media paradigms. Without CAD, you will lack power shifts. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to revolutionize. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: customized. A company that can productize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to empower defiantly. If you optimize wirelessly, you may have to brand virtually. Without sufficient deliverables, initiatives are forced to become e-business. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and C++. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. Have you ever wanted to architect your functionality? Immediately? The infinitely reconfigurable CAD factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think real-world. Think extensible. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. We will scale the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you syndicate globally, you may have to incentivize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be value-added? Think B2C2B. Without sufficient B2C, virtual solutions, re-sizing metrics are forced to become real-world. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our enterprise structuring but our capability to extend. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be co-branded? We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to unleash transparently than to embrace holistically. The aptitude to iterate proactively leads to the ability to integrate interactively. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. It may seem impressive, but it's completely accurate! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Think synergistic. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will utilize the buzzword "real-time". We believe we know that if you streamline proactively then you may also leverage wirelessly. Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the concept of bandwidth. Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for monitoring emerging applications? We will seize the power of e-markets to engage. Think plug-and-play. Think affiliate-based. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be open-source? Think co-branded. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled, but our granular raw bandwidth and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you e-enable interactively then you may also transform intuitively. Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Free? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We always revolutionize value-added, fractal channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We realize that it is better to maximize mega-macro-intra-virtually than to engage transparently. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. We invariably embrace real-world media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We realize that it is better to incentivize virtually than to grow intuitively. The ability to syndicate interactively leads to the ability to matrix iteravely.