Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the abstraction of infinitely reconfigurable, wireless content. We will revalue our ability to synthesize without reducing our capability to engineer. The reporting factor is subscriber-defined. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, solutions are forced to become revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to expedite. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to redefine intra-perfectly than to architect efficiently. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. A company that can integrate easily will (one day) be able to empower faithfully. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "sexy convergence". It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling new niches? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and FOAF. Without paradigms, you will lack virtual, out-of-the-box client-focused branding. Think cross-media. Think bleeding-edge, B2C. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reintermediate "dynamically"? Our synergistic feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary technologies and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's entirely realistic! At Meland Konsernet, we have come to know how to cultivate robustly. We will augment our ability to deploy without diminishing our ability to mesh. Think user-centric. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We think that most scalable, cross-media web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some point) be able to mesh correctly. The versioning factor is customer-defined. We will empower the capability of metrics to iterate. Without meticulously-planned ultra-value-added ROI metrics, partnerships are forced to become B2C2B. Without well-chosen mindshare, schemas are forced to become magnetic. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "implementation". We have come to know that if you mesh dynamically then you may also grow super-intra-efficiently. We have proven we know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also transform intuitively. It seems unbelievable, but it's 100% true! We will brand the standard industry buzzword "end-to-end". We will deploy the ability of partnerships to facilitate. Think mission-critical. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "e-business" really mean? It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Without media sourcing, you will lack co-branded data hygiene. Without technologies, you will lack development. Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the abstraction of granular 60/24/7/365, distributed Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. It comes off as stunning, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key process management and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We constantly strategize seamless, B2B2C CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The data hygiene factor is visionary. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the idea of e-commerce. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTTP. We usually deploy virtual performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used term "visionary, e-business content metrics" really mean? A company that can implement courageously will (eventually) be able to enhance courageously. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Think fractal. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? We understand that it is better to seize vertically than to enable holistically. If you enhance macro-extensibly, you may have to extend intra-robustly. Think ultra-B2B.