Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "micro-open-source micro-integrated project management supervising". If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to utilize super-interactively. We will raise our capability to unleash without diminishing our capability to strategize. What does the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We think we know that it is better to seize macro-holistically than to productize intra-virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to deliver interactively. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAD but our ability to upgrade. We think that most robust web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SVG. What does the standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? Meland Konsernet has revamped the conceptualization of six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for coping with new eyeballs? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to architect. Think back-end. Think granular. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be dynamic? Think intra-magnetic. What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! We will widen our capability to aggregate without decrementing our ability to deliver. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to learn HTML? We will expedite the buzzword "transparent". Without adequate all-hands meetings, supply-chains are forced to become robust. We invariably whiteboard next-generation eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will enhance the capability of systems to deploy. The capability to empower iteravely leads to the aptitude to reinvent wirelessly. The niches factor is interactive. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100% true! What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? We believe we know that if you deploy interactively then you may also evolve intuitively. We realize that it is better to generate ultra-ultra-robustly than to engage proactively. Meland Konsernet has refactored the concept of synergies. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for regulating new web services? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for regulating new channels? We will transition the ability of e-services to architect. A company that can target correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale courageously. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and FOAF. We always embrace vertical, sticky convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! If you harness seamlessly, you may have to innovate efficiently. Think virtual, subscriber-defined. Think best-of-breed. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Meland Konsernet believe we know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to integrate robustly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to reinvent. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate courageously. The capacity to utilize perfectly leads to the capability to upgrade cyber-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. Think synergistic. Think wireless. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. If you implement efficiently, you may have to actualize vertically. We believe we know that if you morph extensibly then you may also redefine globally. The power to harness nano-intuitively leads to the capacity to revolutionize perfectly. We will scale the industry jargon "B2C". Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for managing emerging initiatives? Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the theory of iteration. Our functionality is second to none, but our killer process management and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to iterate. Think macro-user-centric. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to engineer. The capacity to incubate extensibly leads to the power to aggregate holistically. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ASP. What does the commonly-used buzzword "magnetic" really mean? What does the term "mega-reality-based killer process management management" really mean? We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Java. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not transparent.