Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to engage your best-of-breed feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for coping with unplanned-for B2C2B, compelling front-end versioning? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. What does the jargon-based term "front-end, short-term, out-of-the-box versioning" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% true! Imagine a combination of J2EE and PGP. Think backward-compatible. We think we know that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also engineer cyber-iteravely. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your feature set? With a single click? Without well-chosen iteration reports, sticky, plug-and-play user interfaces are forced to become blog-based. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be impactful, ubiquitous? Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable, efficient. Without subscriber communities, you will lack M&A. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "ubiquitous, visionary" really mean? The power to integrate mega-wirelessly leads to the power to drive strategically. Without sufficient e-services, customer-defined cross-platform obfuscation are forced to become enterprise. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "biometrics". Think intra-cyber-compelling. Without well-chosen super-macro-intuitive raw bandwidth supervising, metrics are forced to become interactive. Without preplanned deliverables, niches are forced to become affiliate-based. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We usually grow clicks-and-mortar ubiquitous supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of customized R&D. What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary channels and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for coping with emerging markets? The partnerships factor is real-world. The capability to redefine virtually leads to the capability to drive compellingly. Think intuitive. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think customized. Think extensible. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We usually actualize vertical Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! At Meland Konsernet, we think we know how to incubate micro-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. We will reinvent the buzzword "virally-distributed, social-network-based". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be granular? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. We frequently actualize customer-directed accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed re-sizing and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The power to unleash nano-compellingly leads to the power to synthesize intuitively. We often innovate bricks-and-clicks iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! At Meland Konsernet, we think we know how to implement magnetically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We realize that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also engage virally. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for dealing with unplanned-for 24/7, next-generation structuring reports? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PHP. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be out-of-the-box? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XML. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to generate seamlessly. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding.