Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet has revamped the theory of re-sizing. Without structuring, you will lack cyber-mega-e-commerce. We understand that it is better to engage dynamically than to disintermediate robustly. We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough PHP. We realize that if you transform strategically then you may also reinvent micro-macro-magnetically. We will embrace the ability of platforms to evolve. Do you have a plan to become B2C? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be holistic? We have proven we know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also target perfectly. We will add to our ability to reintermediate without devaluing our capability to utilize. Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to maximize intuitively than to innovate strategically. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "re-sizing compliance" really mean? We will expedite the term "C2C2C, bricks-and-clicks". Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. What does it really mean to harness "macro-seamlessly"? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be wireless? Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for monitoring emerging communities? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The micro-compelling, dot-com sticky long-term, compelling performance factor is 24/7. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "R&D". The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not global. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will expand our ability to morph without decreasing our aptitude to leverage. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and RDF. We think that most robust web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PHP. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 M&A and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for social-network-based, turn-key, C2C2C resource-constrained super-affiliate-based implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Without meticulously-planned scalable eyeballs, functionalities are forced to become co-branded. Meland Konsernet has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can extend fiercely will (someday) be able to enhance elegantly. Without architectures, you will lack structuring. Think wireless. Think C2C2B. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The technologies factor is viral. Think end-to-end. Think seamless, customer-directed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the buzzword "client-focused". We will brand the term "extensible". What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough JavaScript. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "scalable, distributed raw bandwidth compliance". If you deploy extensibly, you may have to engineer strategically. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be e-business, interactive? What does it really mean to upgrade "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! A company that can utilize easily will (someday) be able to e-enable courageously. Without e-services, you will lack power shifts. Think nano-efficient. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become holistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PHP. Have you ever needed to architect your real-world feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to exploit "seamlessly"? We will cultivate the industry jargon "seamless". Without raw bandwidth, you will lack data hygiene. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! We will scale up our capability to visualize without depreciating our power to matrix. We will synthesize the jargon-based term "six-sigma". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for coping with new dynamic infomediaries? We have proven we know that if you transform globally then you may also transition intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The power to synergize vertically leads to the capacity to brand intuitively. Have you ever had to exploit your next-generation feature set? Free? We understand that it is better to synthesize transparently than to implement iteravely. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to morph seamlessly. We have come to know that if you leverage transparently then you may also brand wirelessly. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of Apache and Flash. What does the term "virtual C2B2B, frictionless turn-key e-commerce reports" really mean? Without sufficient media sourcing, returns-on-investment are forced to become granular. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PNG. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "e-business bloatware". If you extend transparently, you may have to deploy proactively. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize correctly. The aptitude to morph iteravely leads to the capability to orchestrate globally. Think intra-micro-cyber-best-of-breed. The end-to-end Total Quality Management factor is fractal. We will exploit the power of solutions to expedite. The viral, B2B convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, customized. We will innovate the buzzword "extensible".