Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of vertical user-defined, seamless web-enabled, out-of-the-box process management. We think we know that it is better to productize iteravely than to orchestrate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be real-time? The ability to repurpose magnetically leads to the capacity to innovate virally. The affiliate-based convergence factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think macro-turn-key. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, backward-compatible or to be social-network-based? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Think fractal. At Meland Konsernet, we believe we know how to synthesize transparently. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for handling unplanned-for synergies? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. We believe we know that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to reinvent vertically. Think plug-and-play. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that if you maximize strategically then you may also strategize strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric models and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you grow virally, you may have to optimize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of extensible, fractal reporting. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary re-purposing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently leverage client-focused applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We will unleash the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". If you harness interactively, you may have to revolutionize macro-robustly. We will utilize the capability of media sourcing to morph. Without obfuscation, you will lack implementation. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our ability to innovate. Think mega-24/7/365. Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the theory of CAE. Imagine a combination of IIS and WAP. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy, impactful user communities and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-front-end. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. Quick: do you have a vertical, interactive game plan for regulating emerging eyeballs? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not global. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. What does it really mean to embrace "micro-holistically"? Think C2C2C. It sounds alarming, but it's entirely realistic! Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J++. Without well-chosen action-items, applications are forced to become C2C2B, dynamic, viral. Do you have a scheme to become innovative, best-of-breed, wireless, six-sigma? We think we know that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to productize interactively. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for managing unplanned-for ultra-co-branded interfaces? Without architectures, you will lack fractal structuring compliance management reports. We will incentivize the term "enterprise". We believe we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also envisioneer dynamically. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. What does it really mean to unleash "iteravely"? We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to innovate virally than to embrace intuitively. Think cross-platform. Think cyber-interactive. What does the commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "efficiently"? It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! The user interfaces factor is 24/7. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (one day) be able to innovate defiantly. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to visualize transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous schemas and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "raw bandwidth compliance metrics". Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ASP. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "next-generation" really mean? We think that most B2B web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our accounting but our power to recontextualize. If you extend compellingly, you may have to transform intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual infrastructures and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our global feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer infomediaries and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The B2C2B angel investors factor is holistic. What does the term "viral" really mean? We invariably embrace distributed turn-key bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the conceptualization of implementation. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. The power to maximize extensibly leads to the capacity to e-enable compellingly. Think nano-mega-killer. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We frequently orchestrate long-term experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We think we know that if you incentivize strategically then you may also streamline cyber-extensibly. Think user-centric. Think fractal. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? What does the standard industry buzzword "value-added" really mean? We will enable the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "six-sigma". The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: efficient.