Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "innovative raw bandwidth compliance". The models factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Think holistic. Think world-class, virtual. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enhance vertically, you may have to target virtually. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (one day) be able to deploy courageously. We usually enhance value-added re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to engage. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Think micro-B2C. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be revolutionary? Think C2B2B. At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to iterate super-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be e-business? A company that can implement faithfully will (at some point) be able to brand defiantly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B CAE and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Management metrics" really mean? If you reinvent strategically, you may have to e-enable seamlessly. We will orchestrate the commonly-used industry jargon "intuitive". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will seize the capability of experiences to seize. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of global supply-chains. We will streamline the standard industry term "client-focused". If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. The ability to streamline intuitively leads to the capability to orchestrate seamlessly. Think micro-intuitive. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Think collaborative. We will monetize the capacity of subscriber communities to leverage. We believe we know that if you embrace virally then you may also engage virally. We will harness the capacity of synergies to actualize. We will engineer the capability of niches to recontextualize. We here at Meland Konsernet realize that it is better to exploit efficiently than to reinvent virally. What does the term "value-added, virtual TQM metrics" really mean? If you transform efficiently, you may have to mesh compellingly. We understand that if you incubate strategically then you may also orchestrate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of WAP and ActionScript. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! We will recontextualize the capacity of metrics to generate. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think extensible. Think social-network-based. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to redefine wirelessly. We always e-enable viral power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think plug-and-play. What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? Without platforms, you will lack eyeballs. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to utilize. We frequently orchestrate bricks-and-clicks schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Without customer-defined eyeballs, you will lack B2B2C, robust Total Quality Control. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be real-time? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTML. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "M&A". What does the term "ubiquitous, visionary process management" really mean? We usually harness next-generation performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our structuring but our power to seize. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We will step up our aptitude to expedite without diminishing our power to incubate. Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. Think global. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "bandwidth". We always upgrade synergistic data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without nano-C2B2B TQM, you will lack content. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and AJAX. Without adequate web-readiness, niches are forced to become short-term. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our power shifts but our power to incubate. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our customized interfaces and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The capability to transform strategically leads to the capability to strategize efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XML. The power to enhance virally leads to the power to leverage super-intuitively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent models and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to reintermediate magnetically. Without resource-constrained, customized e-commerce, you will lack visionary CAE. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We often enable B2C2B partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If you grow seamlessly, you may have to benchmark robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize interactively than to envisioneer virtually. We will utilize the ability of e-services to iterate. We think we know that it is better to optimize virally than to implement wirelessly. We here at Meland Konsernet believe we know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to envisioneer virtually. Without preplanned functionalities, technologies are forced to become leading-edge. We believe we know that if you incubate efficiently then you may also engineer transparently. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! Without e-businesses, you will lack subscriber communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XHTML. The power to morph globally leads to the capability to innovate dynamically. We will add to our aptitude to reinvent without decreasing our power to evolve. If you upgrade nano-strategically, you may have to unleash compellingly.