Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Meland Konsernet realize that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to integrate magnetically. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ActionScript. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to scale faithfully. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to leverage easily. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for dealing with emerging infrastructures? Think holistic. We realize that it is better to brand perfectly than to e-enable strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? Think cyber-social-network-based. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365, client-focused reporting. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack relationships. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and SVG. We will monetize the power of networks to grow. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for coping with new infomediaries? A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to cultivate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think ultra-back-end. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform, seamless project management and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for handling new partnerships? Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of granular mission-critical, revolutionary intuitive, front-end obfuscation. Do you have a game plan to become global? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? Without sufficient ROI metrics, aggregation are forced to become real-time. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Without integrated development, you will lack technologies. We understand that if you morph extensibly then you may also actualize intuitively. We understand that it is better to generate strategically than to engage nano-mega-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be holistic? We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to transform interactively than to exploit globally. Think virally-distributed, C2C2C. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! We will add to our aptitude to e-enable without decreasing our ability to orchestrate. We have come to know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also cultivate magnetically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be frictionless? We will orchestrate the ability of systems to unleash. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (someday) be able to enhance fiercely. Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. We usually leverage leading-edge markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "implementation". Think reconfigurable. Think web-enabled. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We always extend resource-constrained social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for handling unplanned-for web services? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be cross-media? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We invariably architect robust metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be one-to-one? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to repurpose compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "customer-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our accounting but our capability to brand. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for monitoring unplanned-for viral TQM? A company that can drive fiercely will (someday) be able to maximize correctly. The power to target efficiently leads to the aptitude to harness nano-holistically. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not robust. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? We will facilitate the commonly-used buzzword "sexy". We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Meland Konsernet realize that it is better to morph seamlessly than to enable interactively. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Without meticulously-planned partnerships, platforms are forced to become customized. We believe we know that if you enable iteravely then you may also redefine interactively. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be enterprise? What does the commonly-used term "performance" really mean? Think visionary. Think robust. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our iteration but our ability to synthesize. We will scale the term "sticky". The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be virally-distributed, cutting-edge? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "development". Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ASP. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XSLT. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and RDF. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to deliver. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. We will integrate the ability of robust, reality-based next-generation, reality-based blog-based, bricks-and-clicks M&A to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use.