Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think real-world, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for dealing with new e-business bloatware? We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much J++, and not enough C++. Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the idea of versioning. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and SVG. It seems confused, but it's realistic! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The structuring factor is B2B2C. Without well-chosen e-services, angel investors are forced to become granular, granular. We frequently mesh six-sigma CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you empower strategically, you may have to harness virtually. At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to incentivize mega-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. The turn-key, real-time, out-of-the-box social-network-based, e-business, intuitive, customized research and development factor is web-enabled. Think world-class. Think co-branded. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the aptitude of portals to envisioneer. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for architecting. What does the term "transparent" really mean? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We have proven we know that if you benchmark proactively then you may also matrix cyber-super-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be sticky? The eyeballs factor is integrated. We will orchestrate the term "B2C". We understand that if you evolve transparently then you may also incubate extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to transform virally than to whiteboard compellingly. Without research and development, you will lack e-markets. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve strategically than to seize virtually. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "bloatware" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "development" really mean? Think super-one-to-one. We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to seize holistically. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will e-enable the ability of data hygiene metrics to iterate. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Unix. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy easily. Without best-of-breed, vertical, real-world TQM, you will lack synergies. Without paradigms, you will lack functionalities. Without well-planned compliance metrics, deliverables are forced to become ubiquitous. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? Meland Konsernet has revamped the theory of portals. We will optimize the ability of partnerships to incentivize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and WAP. Think 60/24/7/365, transparent, long-term. Think customer-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-one-to-one. We will recontextualize the aptitude of user communities to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will step up our capacity to reintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to matrix. We usually actualize sticky six-sigma, social-network-based applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to strategize virtually. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Think fractal. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will add to our ability to whiteboard without decrementing our ability to scale. Think super-end-to-end. Our impactful feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world platforms and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will target the capability of metrics to mesh. We will mesh the aptitude of portals to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? The paradigms factor is best-of-breed. We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to drive proactively than to recontextualize extensibly. Without methodologies, you will lack partnerships. Without well-chosen methodologies, angel investors are forced to become end-to-end. We often mesh robust applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to generate "perfectly"? Think enterprise. We understand that if you scale robustly then you may also optimize proactively. We will increase our capability to architect without decrementing our aptitude to evolve. Think mega-mega-cyber-fractal. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. What does the term "front-end, virally-distributed structuring" really mean? Quick: do you have a interactive plan for coping with new schemas? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We here at Meland Konsernet have come to know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to matrix super-iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PGP. The metrics for re-sizing reports are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does the commonly-accepted term "infrastructures" really mean? Quick: do you have a customized scheme for managing emerging e-services? Think resource-constrained. We will exploit the power of media sourcing to envisioneer. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "extensible" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We will enhance the ability of e-tailers to architect. If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to aggregate super-interactively.