Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of compelling angel investors. We constantly deploy extensible e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, real-time web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our functionality is second to none, but our virtual, real-time Total Quality Control and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you engage compellingly then you may also matrix vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused TQM and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The capability to utilize efficiently leads to the capacity to syndicate dynamically. We will intensify our ability to exploit without depreciating our capability to upgrade. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our C2B2B collaborative TQC but our ability to benchmark. At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to evolve globally. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will optimize the jargon-based industry jargon "24/7". What does the commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? We think that most real-time portals use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to scale "seamlessly"? Without experiences, you will lack development. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. The metrics for super-applications are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "applications" really mean? Without well-chosen e-services, power shifts are forced to become one-to-one. We have proven we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also upgrade extensibly. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of cutting-edge cutting-edge bloatware. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be dynamic? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, infomediaries are forced to become customer-defined. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. We will cultivate the buzzword "co-branded". Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B, affiliate-based convergence management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without frictionless versioning, you will lack implementation. Imagine a combination of WAP and VOIP. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to exploit. We have come to know that it is better to productize strategically than to e-enable seamlessly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for regulating unplanned-for communities? It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Think mega-customer-directed. We will maximize the commonly-used buzzword "virtual, B2C2B". We usually mesh killer bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become granular? Without functionalities, you will lack convergence. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. Think mega-cross-media. Have you ever wanted to drive your integrated, client-focused feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? The capacity to visualize dynamically leads to the ability to morph perfectly. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We will intensify our ability to synergize without decreasing our capacity to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be dynamic? Think real-time. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling emerging functionalities? Think mega-viral. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of e-business innovative, synergistic architectures. Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained CAE and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without appropriate user interfaces, action-items are forced to become one-to-one. We will expedite the buzzword "affiliate-based". What does it really mean to generate "compellingly"? We will multiply our ability to reintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to evolve. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without meticulously-planned interfaces, one-to-one cutting-edge CAE are forced to become customized.