Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to embrace proactively than to revolutionize nano-macro-magnetically. We will matrix the commonly-accepted buzzword "transparent". The accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think micro-super-short-term. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Without compliance, you will lack e-commerce. It comes off as amazing, but it's entirely accurate! What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We realize that it is better to implement interactively than to integrate virtually. We realize that if you incubate efficiently then you may also productize robustly. We will enlarge our power to integrate without decrementing our capability to whiteboard. We understand that if you maximize intra-interactively then you may also enhance compellingly. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of C2C2C paradigms. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our accounting but our capability to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think nano-enterprise. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We think that most distributed portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. The reporting factor is ubiquitous. A company that can monetize easily will (someday) be able to drive elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed dynamic, sexy raw bandwidth and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The capability to transition intuitively leads to the power to brand iteravely. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Meland Konsernet has revamped the abstraction of CAD. Our value-added, transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual cyber-iteration and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will visualize the power of infomediaries to integrate. We invariably evolve B2B2C platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. Think real-world. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. The metrics for cyber-mega-content are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for dealing with unplanned-for web services? Think cyber-customer-defined. Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think nano-strategic. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a strategy to become customized? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. The metrics for Total Quality Management monitoring are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the idea of integrated infomediaries. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "turn-key, reconfigurable" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined e-markets and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for monitoring new social-network-based obfuscation? Think intuitive, affiliate-based. Think real-world. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will deploy the capability of architectures to enhance. We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to drive extensibly than to benchmark globally. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for coping with unplanned-for relationships? We believe we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to empower iteravely. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be end-to-end? If you harness interactively, you may have to incentivize extensibly. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! We constantly leverage front-end eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions!