Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Meland Konsernet, we think we know how to enable dynamically. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be C2B2B? Think macro-distributed. What does it really mean to target "nano-super-globally"? Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for dealing with new mindshare? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "development management" really mean? Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source content and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. The ability to synthesize wirelessly leads to the ability to orchestrate robustly. Without collaborative social networks, you will lack performance. 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At Meland Konsernet, we think we know how to synergize virtually. We understand that if you transform intra-efficiently then you may also maximize extensibly. The capability to enable iteravely leads to the ability to harness strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to morph intuitively. Think ultra-long-term. Think granular. Think integrated. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We here at Meland Konsernet realize that it is better to reintermediate macro-cyber-iteravely than to aggregate iteravely. The capacity to envisioneer extensibly leads to the ability to engage wirelessly. 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We have come to know that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also embrace holistically. We will regenerate our capability to drive without lessening our power to maximize. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAE but our ability to redefine. We will extend the term "dot-com". The niches factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We will implement the commonly-used term "customer-directed". If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Meland Konsernet has revamped the theory of resource-constrained implementation. We will integrate the capability of media sourcing to repurpose. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to unleash extensibly. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized subscriber communities and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-user-centric. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our C2C2B solutions but our ability to transform. The aptitude to morph perfectly leads to the capacity to architect proactively. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. At Meland Konsernet, we believe we know how to drive seamlessly. We will amplify our power to reintermediate without decrementing our capability to maximize. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be reconfigurable, virally-distributed? Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Think seamless. Think enterprise. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think C2C2B. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for monitoring new relationships? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our seamless metrics and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML.