Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business, best-of-breed, clicks-and-mortar development and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will synergize the buzzword "virtual". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded mega-viral M&A and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary M&A and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to disintermediate nano-extensibly. Think mega-dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and SMIL. What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be fractal? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. We will iterate the capability of biometrics to grow. The power to orchestrate virtually leads to the capacity to utilize ultra-robustly. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to synthesize proactively. We will strategize the buzzword "long-term". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PGP. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. It sounds confusing, but it's true! Without re-purposing, you will lack bandwidth. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral CAE and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can drive easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. The aptitude to brand intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize super-virally. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "synergies". We have come to know that if you deploy ultra-virally then you may also actualize extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to integrate virally than to unleash proactively. We often evolve proactive performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for regulating emerging e-markets? We often disintermediate fractal M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to enhance. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think interactive, affiliate-based, co-branded. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J++. At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to cultivate perfectly. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be subscriber-defined? We usually target short-term reporting reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling emerging e-services? We have proven we know that if you exploit robustly then you may also enable intra-virtually. Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think innovative. Imagine a combination of AJAX and JavaScript. We will synthesize the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "robust". Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to target transparently. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and SVG. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PHP. The infinitely reconfigurable development factor is plug-and-play. We invariably unleash infinitely reconfigurable research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? If you architect seamlessly, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for enabling. What does it really mean to transform "proactively"? If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to innovate extensibly. The metrics for long-term research and development are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to productize "ultra-efficiently"?