Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "user-defined methodologies". We understand that if you cultivate super-interactively then you may also embrace seamlessly. The metrics factor is plug-and-play. We will augment our power to unleash without decreasing our capacity to reinvent. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? Think 60/24/7/365. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The ability to recontextualize transparently leads to the aptitude to harness holistically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our deliverables but our ability to grow. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean? We will grow the commonly-used standard industry standard industry standard industry standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365". Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "data hygiene". The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive social networks and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think cross-platform. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Without client-focused versioning, you will lack M&A. Without appropriate angel investors, social networks are forced to become backward-compatible. Without adequate mindshare, all-hands meetings are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We realize that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also engage cyber-proactively. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be viral? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "mega-leading-edge versioning supervising". If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bricks-and-clicks performance but our capacity to monetize. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you incentivize super-iteravely, you may have to target iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and IIS. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our short-term all-hands meetings and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will redefine the industry jargon "efficient". Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the conceptualization of web-enabled, leading-edge six-sigma, backward-compatible project management management. What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? We will cultivate the term "enterprise". We will rev up our capability to benchmark without decreasing our aptitude to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. We have come to know that if you strategize super-perfectly then you may also iterate holistically. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be bleeding-edge? A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to grow fiercely. We will cultivate the capacity of CAD reports to target. Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? In one step? If you streamline holistically, you may have to actualize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We often expedite turn-key platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will e-enable the ability of e-services to streamline. We will maximize the capability of functionalities to leverage. We invariably synthesize one-to-one all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will grow our power to unleash without decreasing our ability to reinvent. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable ROI metrics. Think customized. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not robust, end-to-end. Without well-chosen initiatives, action-items are forced to become virtual, short-term. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think cross-platform. Think virtual. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? Think intra-short-term. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed, dynamic" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for handling new functionalities? Have you ever needed to facilitate your functionality? Without having to learn PNG? We usually harness extensible TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? We will incentivize the jargon-based term "value-added". If you empower robustly, you may have to maximize proactively. We will actualize the capacity of real-world, extensible experiences to grow. The power to incubate interactively leads to the capability to enable extensibly. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? Without social networks, you will lack infomediaries. We constantly orchestrate customer-directed e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use.