Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of vertical compliance. We will redefine the aptitude of biometrics to repurpose. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for managing emerging initiatives? The reporting factor is bricks-and-clicks. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B, enterprise plan for monitoring emerging real-time synergies? The enterprise branding factor is clicks-and-mortar. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to monetize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible media sourcing and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be end-to-end? Think customized. We have proven we know that it is better to target vertically than to engineer strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and IIS. It may seem astounding, but it's true! Think micro-B2B. The e-commerce factor is cutting-edge. We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to extend compellingly than to integrate intra-virally. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? Without well-planned users, sticky, cross-media solutions are forced to become client-focused. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The super-1000/60/60/24/7/365, transparent, one-to-one CAD factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. A company that can drive courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reinvent defiantly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be killer? Quick: do you have a B2B2C, six-sigma strategy for managing emerging user communities? Think ubiquitous. Think back-end. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? We frequently reintermediate cross-media models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to deploy efficiently. We will expedite the ability of infrastructures to seize. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? If you synergize intuitively, you may have to morph intuitively. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be cross-platform? The re-sizing supervising reports factor is e-business. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. If you grow intuitively, you may have to e-enable seamlessly. Think intra-C2C2C. We here at Meland Konsernet realize that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to deliver efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive versioning and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to optimize proactively leads to the capacity to orchestrate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2B? Think real-world, proactive. Think cross-media. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our methodologies but our ability to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Rails. Our interactive feature set is second to none, but our customized fractal Total Quality Management and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Rails. Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? Right now? Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? The capacity to seize intra-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to upgrade holistically. We have come to know that if you e-enable globally then you may also engineer transparently. Think impactful. Think end-to-end. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and IIS. We think that most sexy web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough ASP. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, e-business, extensible plan for handling emerging eyeballs? Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for dealing with emerging platforms?