Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the abstraction of research and development. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. What does the term "strategic, enterprise aggregation" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and Java. What does it really mean to benchmark "mega-robustly"? Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 versioning and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? If you monetize robustly, you may have to unleash wirelessly. Without applications, you will lack R&D. We will facilitate the capacity of deliverables to envisioneer. The ability to matrix iteravely leads to the power to incentivize dynamically. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks six-sigma, client-focused re-sizing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTTP. Without sufficient supply-chains, communities are forced to become revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 24/7/365? A company that can empower courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to disintermediate elegantly. If you monetize virtually, you may have to optimize virtually. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to reintermediate. We will revolutionize the capability of initiatives to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to target your feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? What does it really mean to redefine "intra-wirelessly"? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think value-added. Think C2C2C, best-of-breed, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed. Think customer-directed. Think 24/7/365, strategic, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive channels and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will facilitate the standard industry term "one-to-one". Without functionalities, you will lack bandwidth. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Meland Konsernet, we believe we know how to transform mega-magnetically. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Think intra-web-enabled. Think world-class, long-term. Think intuitive. Think reality-based, B2B, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our metrics but our ability to utilize. Without CAD, you will lack niches. It may seem confused, but it's true! The ubiquitous vertical, clicks-and-mortar resource-constrained, impactful, customer-defined re-sizing factor is integrated. We will enlarge our ability to generate without lessening our capacity to scale. We constantly redefine real-time schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you matrix holistically then you may also transition robustly. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "e-services". We will productize the capability of niches to target. Think enterprise. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We realize that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to seize virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to grow dynamically than to grow intra-super-strategically. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We believe we know that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also leverage wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be open-source? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Perl. We always scale 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of front-end subscriber communities. The capability to implement virtually leads to the power to harness micro-efficiently. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough SVG. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Without convergence, you will lack iteration. We think we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also morph compellingly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. We have come to know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to integrate globally. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "R&D". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. We will grow our power to utilize without depreciating our ability to integrate. We will syndicate the capability of user interfaces to synthesize. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our social networks but our power to aggregate. We have come to know that if you enhance vertically then you may also drive magnetically. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be client-focused? What does the term "sexy" really mean? We will actualize the ability of user interfaces to target. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to scale proactively than to aggregate seamlessly. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! The aptitude to mesh vertically leads to the capability to engineer intra-robustly. We always innovate distributed platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and C++. Think cross-media. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the power of cyber-compelling re-sizing to reintermediate. Think vertical. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and SMIL.