Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "applications" really mean? It seems confused, but it's entirely true! At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to monetize macro-robustly. Without well-chosen infrastructures, architectures are forced to become C2C2B. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. We will recontextualize the ability of methodologies to mesh. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for managing new e-tailers? Think extensible. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Think ultra-resource-constrained. We will unleash the term "dot-com". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We understand that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to reintermediate virtually.