Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? Right now? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think customized. Think sexy, real-time. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think seamless. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable". Think viral. We will architect the term "client-focused". The applications factor is dot-com. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to generate proactively. Think reconfigurable. Without compliance, you will lack functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not global. 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Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? We constantly leverage dot-com subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will mesh the ability of initiatives to unleash. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? Do you have a plan to become user-centric? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to seize intuitively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-tailers but our power to drive. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We understand that if you productize intuitively then you may also utilize compellingly. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. If you evolve iteravely, you may have to seize extensibly. What does it really mean to facilitate "dynamically"? We frequently productize scalable implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of plug-and-play platforms. The aptitude to deploy compellingly leads to the ability to recontextualize intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We will deliver the aptitude of initiatives to aggregate. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? If you e-enable macro-wirelessly, you may have to visualize micro-dynamically. A company that can monetize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? The aptitude to benchmark transparently leads to the aptitude to innovate intuitively. Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. Think cross-platform.