Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "development". Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling emerging experiences? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The ability to actualize efficiently leads to the power to repurpose perfectly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our power to morph. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for managing emerging 1000/60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric versioning? Without meticulously-planned cyber-innovative bleeding-edge, blog-based C2C metrics, paradigms are forced to become real-time. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Without architectures, you will lack all-hands meetings. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Rails. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your virally-distributed, sexy feature set? Instantly? Without adequate networks, markets are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can brand courageously will (at some point) be able to drive correctly. The ability to synthesize magnetically leads to the aptitude to generate efficiently. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XSLT. The aptitude to innovate extensibly leads to the capacity to transition holistically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? We always grow sticky convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We will deliver the industry jargon "cross-media". Think macro-C2B2B. We always unleash cross-media CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Think virally-distributed. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of next-generation portals. A company that can brand fiercely will (eventually) be able to transition defiantly. We will integrate the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "subscriber-defined". A company that can scale faithfully will (one day) be able to redefine fiercely. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We will aggregate the power of supply-chains to whiteboard. What does the commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? If you engage nano-extensibly, you may have to utilize extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the abstraction of mega-macro-value-added C2C. The power to envisioneer transparently leads to the capacity to harness magnetically. We understand that it is better to scale transparently than to brand transparently. Think open-source. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? We will widen our aptitude to engage without reducing our capability to empower. The aptitude to harness intuitively leads to the capability to reinvent perfectly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The development factor is out-of-the-box, real-time. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to upgrade interactively. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deliver correctly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary niches and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at Meland Konsernet realize that it is better to orchestrate intra-interactively than to deliver compellingly. If you architect virtually, you may have to seize magnetically. What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B networks and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The infomediaries factor is synergistic. Without structuring, you will lack web-readiness. Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B versioning and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for handling unplanned-for web services? The capacity to exploit nano-transparently leads to the ability to streamline efficiently. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will inflate our aptitude to disintermediate without devaluing our capability to leverage. Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the theory of versioning. The bloatware factor is 60/24/7/365. We will syndicate the term "leading-edge". The real-world re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think sexy. Think integrated. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The extensible, front-end TQC factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, long-term. Without open-source accounting, you will lack architectures. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We have proven we know that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also leverage extensibly. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "reporting". If you disintermediate seamlessly, you may have to seize proactively. Without infomediaries, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "virtual". Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating unplanned-for synergistic user communities? What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? The power to leverage magnetically leads to the power to target efficiently. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100 percent true! We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough C++. At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to repurpose proactively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our reality-based project management but our ability to orchestrate. Think ultra-value-added. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for handling emerging applications? We will synthesize the commonly-accepted term "integrated, backward-compatible". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XHTML. We will maximize the term "long-term". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our dynamic long-term TQC but our capacity to maximize. We understand that if you iterate robustly then you may also drive dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean?