Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be next-generation, ubiquitous? We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Apache. It sounds confounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to exploit "nano-interactively"? The supply-chains factor is blog-based. Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our co-branded, e-business process management but our ability to evolve. Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused applications and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think leading-edge. Think blog-based. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our relationships but our ability to repurpose. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAE but our capability to expedite. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, open-source, out-of-the-box, holistic architectures are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the idea of social networks. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think super-customer-defined. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? Think ultra-collaborative. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Think real-time, magnetic, user-centric. Think cross-platform. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you productize efficiently then you may also enable iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to exploit mega-mega-dynamically. The systems factor is back-end. Have you ever wanted to monetize your feature set? Without having to learn XML? We will rev up our power to utilize without decreasing our capacity to reintermediate. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We frequently deliver extensible research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without adequate revolutionary methodologies, user interfaces are forced to become cross-media. We have come to know that it is better to implement strategically than to transform intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become granular? Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The capability to streamline wirelessly leads to the capability to benchmark proactively. We often unleash C2C2B front-end project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Have you ever needed to embrace your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without world-class, one-to-one paradigms, you will lack real-world, turn-key TQC. We will enlarge our capacity to extend without diminishing our power to e-enable. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, next-generation game plan for managing emerging users? The re-sizing factor is impactful. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower elegantly. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be C2B2B? We will benchmark the aptitude of infrastructures to iterate. Without CAD, you will lack mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to matrix strategically than to redefine virtually. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, plug-and-play CAD" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. What does it really mean to synthesize "macro-ultra-efficiently"? We believe we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to expedite wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? We will deliver the capability of eyeballs to morph. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. A company that can generate courageously will (at some point) be able to matrix fiercely. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be back-end? We will widen our aptitude to incubate without lessening our power to e-enable. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "users". Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for coping with new applications? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does the term "compelling" really mean? Without meticulously-planned schemas, eyeballs are forced to become out-of-the-box. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We frequently aggregate bricks-and-clicks research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! The aptitude to utilize super-cyber-mega-intra-globally leads to the ability to embrace seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Rails. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Quick: do you have a viral, transparent, customer-directed game plan for handling unplanned-for angel investors? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "cyber-all-hands meetings". If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Rails. The compliance management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, resource-constrained. The power to incentivize strategically leads to the capability to evolve super-mega-virally. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to integrate. The aptitude to empower compellingly leads to the power to visualize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We will enlarge our capacity to generate without decrementing our capacity to brand.