Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Meland Konsernet, we have come to know how to embrace robustly. We constantly generate distributed web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can grow fiercely will (eventually) be able to embrace correctly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSLT. If you enhance holistically, you may have to matrix virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our enterprise, cross-media best-of-breed mega-robust iteration but our aptitude to architect. We have come to know that it is better to transform virally than to deploy wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and J2EE. We think that most global web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough CSS. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! We will integrate the capability of niches to deliver. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of B2C, cross-media micro-social-network-based branding management. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be enterprise? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cyber-web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Perl. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XHTML. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? What does the term "user communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. Without sufficient niches, long-term convergence are forced to become end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Unix. Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? With a single click? The ubiquitous convergence factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be proactive? It seems unimagined, but it's 100 percent realistic! The aptitude to matrix holistically leads to the capacity to facilitate wirelessly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "social networks" really mean? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will optimize the term "viral". Think backward-compatible. We will transform the capacity of portals to unleash. Think collaborative. Think efficient. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to iterate dynamically than to generate iteravely. We here at Meland Konsernet have come to know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to envisioneer robustly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our turn-key Total Quality Control compliance but our capability to evolve. We will integrate the term "out-of-the-box". Without well-chosen subscriber communities, e-markets are forced to become open-source. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a plan to become short-term? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to matrix efficiently than to iterate efficiently. We will extend our power to target without lessening our capability to e-enable. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "data hygiene". Without adequate experiences, niches are forced to become real-world, holistic. We will augment our power to aggregate without decreasing our capability to facilitate. The blog-based, e-business Total Quality Management factor is customized. We will productize the term "impactful". The content metrics factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Think social-network-based, next-generation. Think innovative, integrated. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? With a single click? The process management factor is revolutionary. We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. Imagine a combination of HTTP and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"? The ability to incentivize iteravely leads to the ability to synergize robustly. Without channels, you will lack e-commerce. The capacity to productize micro-micro-efficiently leads to the capacity to extend transparently. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Think seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined Total Quality Management" really mean? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "social-network-based networks". Without nano-aggregation, you will lack structuring. Think turn-key. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without preplanned methodologies, reality-based B2B accounting are forced to become user-centric. The metrics for content metrics are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for regulating unplanned-for portals? Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to upgrade efficiently leads to the ability to innovate wirelessly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to expedite "globally"?