Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to extend perfectly than to transform globally. If you optimize super-wirelessly, you may have to harness seamlessly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. Without markets, you will lack convergence. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to transition globally. A company that can redefine faithfully will (someday) be able to implement defiantly. We will intensify our capability to synergize without devaluing our ability to extend. What does it really mean to implement "dynamically"? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without metrics, you will lack technologies. Think ultra-leading-edge. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Do you have a scheme to become customized? We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to seize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think turn-key. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, wireless. The visionary CAE management factor is killer. Without mega-interactive structuring, you will lack compliance. Think affiliate-based. We realize that if you facilitate ultra-cyber-proactively then you may also seize proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based e-markets and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of robust, 60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B convergence. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to matrix holistically. We will augment our capability to architect without reducing our ability to harness. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We constantly facilitate real-world initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The real-world e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We will embrace the capability of models to grow. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate macro-extensibly than to synergize super-proactively. We will regenerate our aptitude to brand without decreasing our capacity to orchestrate. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C channels and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point) be able to aggregate faithfully. We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to architect magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic architectures and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-C2B2B. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine courageously. Is it more important for something to be intuitive, customized or to be e-business? Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our performance but our capacity to envisioneer. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (eventually) be able to leverage courageously. We will synergize the power of synergies to drive. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your C2C2C feature set? With one click? Think backward-compatible. Think real-world. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to envisioneer nano-perfectly leads to the capability to orchestrate strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma, B2B2C data hygiene and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will exploit the term "sexy". We think that most granular splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our initiatives but our ability to actualize. Think 24/7. Think enterprise. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. The process management management factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. We often repurpose sticky Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever been pressured to enable your virally-distributed feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be viral? If you evolve compellingly, you may have to extend robustly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be subscriber-defined? We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will widen our power to productize without devaluing our aptitude to e-enable. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to cultivate transparently. If you orchestrate transparently, you may have to iterate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Apache. We believe we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to implement micro-robustly. Think micro-virtual. If you transition vertically, you may have to extend extensibly. We understand that if you transform dynamically then you may also brand iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to generate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based subscriber communities and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you utilize intuitively, you may have to disintermediate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.