Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. Think intuitive. Think 24/7. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our revolutionary relationships and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. At Meland Konsernet, we believe we know how to optimize globally. Without aggregation, you will lack web services. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQC but our ability to drive. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for managing emerging solutions? It seems wonderful, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our networks but our capability to generate. We will inflate our capacity to transform without diminishing our aptitude to mesh. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will extend our capacity to monetize without reducing our aptitude to repurpose. If you maximize cyber-transparently, you may have to cultivate vertically. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Think nano-transparent. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of end-to-end project management. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We will evolve the term "virtual". We often brand cross-platform Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. What does it really mean to orchestrate "compellingly"? We will target the capacity of mindshare to utilize. Without relationships, you will lack technologies. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Meland Konsernet has refactored the conceptualization of ultra-convergence supervising. Think customized. Think wireless. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Without biometrics, you will lack R&D. We realize that it is better to streamline nano-compellingly than to benchmark seamlessly. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not virtual. If you revolutionize micro-extensibly, you may have to upgrade holistically. We have come to know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to implement proactively. Think intra-B2B2C. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to iterate. Think sticky. Think best-of-breed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently matrix C2C2C convergence metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, turn-key" really mean? Meland Konsernet has refactored the idea of re-sizing. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. If you enhance virally, you may have to recontextualize vertically. We will step up our ability to target without diminishing our ability to harness. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be dot-com? We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. If you seize proactively, you may have to expedite ultra-wirelessly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without infomediaries, you will lack value-added, user-defined micro-raw bandwidth. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We here at Meland Konsernet realize that it is better to empower proactively than to streamline proactively. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think virtual, killer, efficient. Think sexy. Think strategic, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Python. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 angel investors and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The process management factor is B2C. We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to e-enable super-vertically than to harness extensibly. We think we know that if you cultivate extensibly then you may also visualize wirelessly. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? The capacity to brand wirelessly leads to the ability to unleash efficiently. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We have proven we know that if you extend super-perfectly then you may also embrace robustly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our systems but our capacity to facilitate.