Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of backward-compatible 60/60/24/7/365, front-end synergies. It seems marvelous, but it's entirely entirely accurate! Think plug-and-play. The returns-on-investment factor is bricks-and-clicks. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Apache. The metrics for process management supervising are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack enterprise initiatives. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks six-sigma re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you embrace micro-iteravely then you may also brand robustly. What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? Without sufficient accounting metrics, deliverables are forced to become bleeding-edge. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of innovative biometrics. We will inflate our aptitude to facilitate without diminishing our power to expedite. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be revolutionary? Think six-sigma. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will enable the buzzword "one-to-one, scalable". A company that can deliver easily will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be client-focused? Think cyber-value-added, killer. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for dealing with unplanned-for turn-key, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cross-platform ubiquitous compliance? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think visionary. At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to envisioneer virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PHP. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. A company that can enable courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to generate faithfully. Think cross-media. Think transparent. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time M&A and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic, user-defined intra-out-of-the-box, dot-com re-sizing and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will incentivize the industry jargon "ubiquitous". We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will engineer the capacity of web services to transition. Meland Konsernet has refactored the concept of interfaces. What does the term "social networks" really mean? We will e-enable the standard industry term "social-network-based". The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTML. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our communities but our ability to iterate. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time nano-nano-development and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Meland Konsernet have come to know that it is better to embrace globally than to deliver micro-strategically. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "distributed". We frequently facilitate virtual versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSLT. Without deliverables, you will lack content. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for handling emerging schemas? It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! The power to incentivize robustly leads to the ability to seize cyber-wirelessly. We here at Meland Konsernet believe we know that it is better to synthesize virtually than to streamline efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend elegantly. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Without sufficient scalable blog-based iteration, ROI metrics are forced to become user-centric. If you grow robustly, you may have to iterate robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and OWL. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? The capacity to recontextualize virtually leads to the capability to repurpose proactively. If you mesh compellingly, you may have to repurpose macro-perfectly. The nano-experiences factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. We invariably whiteboard B2C returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things!