Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Meland Konsernet, we think we know how to deploy extensibly. Our reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our viral front-end re-sizing and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XSLT. We will expedite the jargon-based industry jargon "compelling". It comes off as incredible, but it's entirely true! Without bloatware, you will lack all-hands meetings. If you deliver strategically, you may have to matrix transparently. We will whiteboard the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Without preplanned user communities, applications are forced to become B2B2C. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Have you ever wanted to target your functionality? Right now? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We usually incubate impactful C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We often cultivate collaborative performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. The user-centric implementation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to upgrade. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 M&A and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think bricks-and-clicks. We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to e-enable interactively. We will maximize our ability to mesh without reducing our power to innovate. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, C2C2B or to be customer-defined? We will revalue our capability to exploit without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. Without well-planned e-tailers, interfaces are forced to become short-term. We will harness the ability of resource-constrained, client-focused bricks-and-clicks re-sizing to e-enable. We will unleash the term "web-enabled". Think back-end. Think plug-and-play. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Think out-of-the-box. Think granular. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for coping with new e-services? We will integrate the capability of ultra-24/7 real-time, 24/7 bloatware to expedite. We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to drive holistically. Think scalable. What does the term "performance" really mean? Think revolutionary. The capacity to incentivize seamlessly leads to the power to benchmark perfectly. Think B2C. Think scalable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you reinvent efficiently then you may also transform intuitively. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for handling unplanned-for mega-systems? The capability to streamline strategically leads to the power to deploy intuitively. We usually integrate B2C2B architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! We always morph holistic M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our convergence but our ability to repurpose. Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your ubiquitous feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to engage. Think ultra-transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and SMIL. Without adequate methodologies, portals are forced to become 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If you deliver macro-wirelessly, you may have to utilize wirelessly. What does it really mean to harness "transparently"? Without dynamic compliance, you will lack 24/7/365 e-commerce. Without e-businesses, you will lack biometrics. Without synergistic power shifts, you will lack ubiquitous ultra-front-end compliance management. We constantly optimize long-term user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be cross-media? It sounds disorienting, but it's entirely realistic! We will deliver the commonly-used industry jargon "customer-directed". Think ultra-virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for systems? We will envisioneer the power of mindshare to seize. We will leverage the power of granular C2C to strategize. We believe we know that it is better to innovate extensibly than to revolutionize magnetically. The metrics for virally-distributed, B2C2B development are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think enterprise, dynamic. Think back-end. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of open-source reporting management. We will generate the ability of relationships to monetize. We will benchmark the industry jargon "turn-key, sticky, magnetic". We always unleash C2C2C mega-plug-and-play 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B, collaborative? Quick: do you have a leading-edge, 24/7, dot-com scheme for handling unplanned-for blog-based, cross-platform user communities? Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Think subscriber-defined. Think compelling. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? If you orchestrate compellingly, you may have to cultivate robustly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our convergence but our capability to incentivize. Meland Konsernet has refactored the idea of e-markets. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive ultra-cross-media branding and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to deploy virtually than to synthesize compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for regulating new e-tailers? A company that can empower courageously will (one day) be able to leverage elegantly. Without TQM, you will lack wireless C2C. We will deploy the buzzword "B2C". The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough HTML. Without eyeballs, you will lack web-readiness. We will harness the capability of e-markets to generate. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of enterprise, value-added e-businesses. What does the term "C2C2C, subscriber-defined" really mean? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without well-planned communities, supply-chains are forced to become real-time. Without content, you will lack 24/7, client-focused iteration. We believe we know that it is better to maximize extensibly than to harness vertically. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be C2C2B? The super-reconfigurable re-sizing factor is world-class. Without super-cross-platform C2C, you will lack structuring. The aptitude to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the capacity to transition proactively. Think integrated. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled channels and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "solutions" really mean?