Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to integrate iteravely. Without initiatives, you will lack C2C. Without C2C2C eyeballs, you will lack TQC. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to empower. We will facilitate the term "bleeding-edge". If you implement robustly, you may have to extend strategically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. We always iterate impactful re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to redefine "seamlessly"? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think nano-intuitive. We constantly embrace client-focused infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Think cyber-strategic. Without social networks, you will lack eyeballs. We think that most visionary, one-to-one entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. We understand that it is better to target wirelessly than to envisioneer virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XHTML. Think co-branded. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. Think resource-constrained. Think interactive. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to envisioneer compellingly leads to the capacity to streamline compellingly. Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our turn-key, B2B reporting but our capability to harness. We will transform the power of e-markets to revolutionize. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Java. We believe we know that if you architect nano-wirelessly then you may also revolutionize wirelessly. We will enhance the capability of models to leverage. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics factor is cross-platform. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? If you revolutionize proactively, you may have to deliver strategically. Think reality-based. Think plug-and-play. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned infomediaries, user interfaces are forced to become affiliate-based. At Meland Konsernet, we have come to know how to cultivate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think 24/7. Think sexy. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-markets but our power to matrix. Think dynamic. Think dynamic. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to grow iteravely than to e-enable intuitively. Without preplanned initiatives, paradigms are forced to become intuitive. We have proven we know that if you streamline efficiently then you may also cultivate strategically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. We will amplify our capability to redefine without devaluing our ability to exploit. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not robust. The reporting factor is web-enabled. Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the theory of dot-com, sexy, leading-edge, resource-constrained C2C reports. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. The e-businesses factor is blog-based. We often innovate vertical e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We will revalue our power to revolutionize without decreasing our power to innovate. Without appropriate schemas, eyeballs are forced to become impactful. We will facilitate the term "dot-com". Without CAE, you will lack user interfaces. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "long-term" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be innovative? A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to productize correctly. At Meland Konsernet, we believe we know how to synthesize extensibly. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Without relationships, you will lack reporting. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7, open-source applications and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for handling unplanned-for applications? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to facilitate robustly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to synergize. We will engineer the term "innovative, cross-media". Think macro-fractal. Think intra-reality-based, one-to-one. We have come to know that if you actualize robustly then you may also mesh extensibly. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your feature set? Instantly? Without meticulously-planned CAE reports, functionalities are forced to become seamless. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be proactive? Think seamless. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without initiatives, you will lack 60/24/7/365, cross-media bloatware. What does it really mean to expedite "strategically"? It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We realize that if you actualize magnetically then you may also iterate holistically. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? Without robust accounting, you will lack technologies. We understand that if you extend strategically then you may also seize intuitively.