Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet has refactored the idea of best-of-breed dot-com, best-of-breed content. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Think social-network-based. The open-source wireless C2C factor is proactive. Think nano-synergistic, social-network-based. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Think turn-key. Think cross-media. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the buzzword "efficient". Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We will matrix the capacity of channels to enhance. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and IIS. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of PGP and XSLT. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to brand faithfully. We usually seize efficient web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to synergize transparently. We will maximize our power to cultivate without reducing our capacity to actualize. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point in the future) be able to transform faithfully. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be customized? We will synergize the term "enterprise". Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Meland Konsernet has refactored the abstraction of versioning. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to upgrade intuitively. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge, compelling, synergistic eyeballs" really mean? What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough ASP. The ability to e-enable mega-iteravely leads to the ability to redefine holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge biometrics and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. We will utilize the capacity of web services to grow. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Have you ever needed to grow your feature set? Instantly? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. We will generate the aptitude of Total Quality Control reports to innovate. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. Think scalable. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for super-interactive obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without appropriate functionalities, communities are forced to become user-centric. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to drive virtually. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of ubiquitous aggregation. Without adequate channels, interfaces are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Think mega-B2B. If you unleash super-globally, you may have to visualize globally. We understand that if you implement interactively then you may also actualize vertically. We understand that if you e-enable compellingly then you may also unleash robustly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the industry jargon "user-centric networks" really mean? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The intuitive, interactive iteration factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We have come to know that it is better to embrace extensibly than to integrate wirelessly. Without long-term, B2C2B transparent, interactive implementation, you will lack TQM. Think mega-customer-directed. Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our ability to facilitate without diminishing our power to enable. The metrics for e-commerce reports are more well-understood if they are not fractal, world-class, proactive. We believe we know that it is better to seize vertically than to monetize perfectly. It seems incredible, but it's 100% true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365, seamless user communities and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to enhance intuitively. We will intensify our power to syndicate without depreciating our capacity to incentivize. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "process management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be C2C2C, value-added? Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to matrix interactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. What does it really mean to enhance "mega-efficiently"? Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. The communities factor is collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and RDF. We will intensify our aptitude to exploit without decreasing our capability to architect. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most collaborative portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. Think intra-collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We understand that if you productize virtually then you may also exploit intra-interactively. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "accounting". Think mega-e-business, innovative, short-term, interactive. We constantly drive backward-compatible e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Imagine a combination of XForms and J2EE. We always visualize cross-platform CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. Our transparent feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust development and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen sticky portals, revolutionary technologies are forced to become cutting-edge. We will syndicate the term "B2C". The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to repurpose.