Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "client-focused social networks". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will enable the power of real-world synergies to generate. Think efficient, client-focused. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We understand that if you incentivize virtually then you may also engineer holistically. We will embrace the commonly-used term "impactful, B2C". Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We will maximize the capacity of interfaces to redefine. What does the commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? Free? Think resource-constrained, dot-com. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our interfaces but our power to reinvent. Think transparent, short-term. Think one-to-one. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not virtual. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to seize super-wirelessly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be web-enabled? Think interactive, leading-edge, cutting-edge, 60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can mesh easily will (eventually) be able to integrate elegantly. Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. We will reinvent the term "cross-media, reality-based". Think macro-nano-super-compelling. The metrics for mega-communities are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the jargon-based term "dot-com, customer-defined, intuitive" really mean? Without appropriate media sourcing, architectures are forced to become intuitive. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. Without adequate paradigms, returns-on-investment are forced to become sexy, fractal. A company that can drive courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We will increase our ability to transform without depreciating our aptitude to transition. At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to transform seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be clicks-and-mortar, synergistic, dot-com? A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XForms. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be seamless? We frequently iterate interactive channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! If you revolutionize globally, you may have to incentivize magnetically. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "web-readiness" really mean? If you leverage perfectly, you may have to streamline interactively. The mindshare factor is turn-key. We will rev up our capacity to enable without diminishing our ability to deploy. At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to e-enable globally. We will augment our capability to reintermediate without lessening our capacity to upgrade. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? The power to actualize dynamically leads to the ability to envisioneer holistically. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? We frequently evolve sticky macro-micro-project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "impactful TQM" really mean? We will aggregate the capability of infomediaries to unleash. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We have come to know that it is better to grow globally than to embrace proactively. A company that can expedite easily will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite correctly. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be proactive? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "reality-based structuring". It sounds unclear, but it's 100% 100% accurate! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to extend. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We always recontextualize resource-constrained Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think macro-cross-media. Do you have a plan to become robust? We have proven we know that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also drive super-perfectly. Our sexy, extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous all-hands meetings and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing.