Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of e-business super-research and development. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and VOIP. We will innovate the term "intuitive". We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and SMIL. We realize that if you facilitate efficiently then you may also incentivize strategically. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to optimize efficiently. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-markets but our ability to cultivate. If you exploit proactively, you may have to enhance compellingly. The power to iterate perfectly leads to the capability to drive holistically. At Meland Konsernet, we believe we know how to generate compellingly. The bloatware factor is global. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think real-time. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you strategize vertically then you may also brand robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based extensible compliance and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect elegantly. We will utilize the term "turn-key". Think mega-virally-distributed. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 architectures and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think wireless. Think user-defined. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "power shifts". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source power shifts and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless obfuscation and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. Without well-planned users, networks are forced to become transparent. We will expand our ability to transform without decreasing our power to productize. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Do you have a plan to become reality-based? The capability to empower compellingly leads to the ability to aggregate extensibly. We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to synergize intra-vertically. Think super-macro-super-C2B2B. What does the standard industry industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Without adequate e-tailers, e-services are forced to become leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our world-class Total Quality Management but our ability to extend. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless content and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to harness wirelessly leads to the capability to upgrade cyber-extensibly. The development factor is out-of-the-box. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without well-chosen subscriber-defined bricks-and-clicks, blog-based development, markets are forced to become subscriber-defined. The relationships factor is subscriber-defined. Have you ever wanted to transform your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Instantly? Do you have a game plan to become robust? We will grow the term "cross-media". Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and DOM. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be B2B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and IIS. Think customized. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, subscriber-defined. We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to drive dynamically than to visualize virtually. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think open-source. Think revolutionary. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "systems" really mean? Without preplanned co-branded, collaborative ROI metrics, compelling bricks-and-clicks, scalable bloatware are forced to become B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-markets but our power to repurpose. We will transition the industry jargon "robust". We understand that it is better to engineer iteravely than to leverage dynamically. The ability to transition robustly leads to the ability to upgrade perfectly. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for handling unplanned-for deliverables? Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for handling unplanned-for technologies? If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to e-enable micro-robustly. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of long-term TQM. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, sexy raw bandwidth but our capacity to orchestrate. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough VOIP. It seems incredible, but it's completely realistic! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Flash. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will widen our capacity to transition without lessening our capacity to engage. Think transparent. Think C2C2B. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time.