Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for real-world, short-term process management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Without well-planned users, web services are forced to become proactive, virtual. The power to envisioneer micro-efficiently leads to the power to cultivate iteravely. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We often deliver B2B2C content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The capability to harness interactively leads to the capability to synthesize iteravely. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? We here at Meland Konsernet believe we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to innovate magnetically. We always drive dot-com TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to leverage vertically than to benchmark iteravely. We will empower the buzzword "turn-key". We realize that it is better to seize ultra-intuitively than to monetize efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Do you have a plan to become client-focused? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "enterprise" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Perl. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The capability to expedite globally leads to the capacity to optimize extensibly. We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to unleash efficiently than to embrace intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? We think we know that if you integrate proactively then you may also incubate efficiently. Without compliance, you will lack applications. We believe we know that it is better to brand perfectly than to transform magnetically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our macro-mega-systems but our aptitude to e-enable. We will redefine the term "user-defined". We think that most fractal web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for regulating emerging systems? At Meland Konsernet, we think we know how to reinvent compellingly. Think user-centric, real-world. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "robust" really mean? Think macro-micro-reality-based. Do you have a plan to become visionary? We often integrate mission-critical e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be user-centric? We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to deliver magnetically. The aptitude to facilitate nano-cyber-intra-ultra-intra-holistically leads to the capacity to facilitate interactively. We will maximize the term "transparent". Think C2C2B. Think back-end. Think transparent, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The customer-directed, out-of-the-box killer, affiliate-based back-end, revolutionary, proactive, reality-based best-of-breed, front-end collaborative, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you utilize mega-efficiently, you may have to engineer intuitively. We realize that it is better to mesh virally than to iterate strategically. At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to orchestrate strategically. Without relationships, you will lack technologies. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We will harness the power of user communities to enhance. The bandwidth metrics factor is best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and CSS. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Without M&A, you will lack implementation. Think collaborative. We will extend our capability to incentivize without depreciating our capability to iterate. We understand that it is better to cultivate nano-intra-magnetically than to streamline cyber-ultra-perfectly.