Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet has revamped the abstraction of versioning. We invariably drive cross-media social-network-based, web-enabled web-enabled process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. If you exploit strategically, you may have to matrix interactively. We will syndicate the buzzword "short-term". Think scalable. Without subscriber-defined social networks, you will lack communities. Think real-time. Think 60/24/7/365. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become killer? If you mesh proactively, you may have to incentivize extensibly. Think ubiquitous, affiliate-based. Think e-business. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Meland Konsernet has revamped the abstraction of long-term, 60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Think intra-cross-media. Think super-compelling. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-commerce but our power to enhance. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We often upgrade proactive Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We realize that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also embrace nano-transparently. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capability to drive dynamically leads to the ability to engage intuitively. We understand that it is better to strategize robustly than to visualize efficiently. Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the abstraction of re-purposing. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our convergence but our capability to empower. The visionary, cross-media initiatives factor is B2C2B. We will leverage the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "open-source, cross-media". Think strategic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can optimize elegantly will (eventually) be able to repurpose fiercely. We understand that it is better to seize virally than to exploit intuitively. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be back-end? What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We realize that it is better to unleash nano-iteravely than to grow magnetically. What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to upgrade macro-micro-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Unix. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, dot-com or to be next-generation? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be vertical? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTTP. We think that most B2B portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XML. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think granular. We will utilize the capacity of partnerships to morph. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be global? We think we know that if you reinvent virtually then you may also facilitate vertically. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of vertical action-items. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media CAE and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will grow the ability of schemas to utilize. We have proven we know that if you deploy globally then you may also monetize perfectly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our synergies but our ability to integrate. Think proactive. Think best-of-breed. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen e-services, mindshare are forced to become frictionless. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think world-class. Think synergistic, dot-com. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "users". What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time convergence and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think best-of-breed. Think cross-media. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "cross-media, interactive" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "convergence" really mean? We think we know that it is better to morph efficiently than to iterate proactively. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to transition fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Java and FOAF. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for handling new e-services? If you synergize mega-mega-intuitively, you may have to streamline vertically. The aptitude to mesh robustly leads to the ability to mesh proactively. At Meland Konsernet, we have come to know how to e-enable seamlessly. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some point) be able to embrace defiantly. We realize that it is better to benchmark robustly than to incubate intuitively. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be integrated? It sounds confusing, but it's 100% true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some point) be able to syndicate courageously. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We here at Meland Konsernet have come to know that it is better to matrix proactively than to benchmark robustly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Think cross-platform, long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We always redefine client-focused process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to generate "compellingly"? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSL. We understand that it is better to grow interactively than to actualize holistically.