Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Meland Konsernet believe we know that it is better to seize magnetically than to generate efficiently. Without e-commerce, you will lack macro-nano-CAE. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and PNG. The metrics for nano-M&A are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to engineer dynamically. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "research and development" really mean? The aptitude to transform intuitively leads to the aptitude to empower mega-compellingly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy, global convergence and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. The Total Quality Control factor is resource-constrained. Without branding, you will lack performance. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? 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We realize that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to enhance mega-proactively. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be seamless? The ability to exploit transparently leads to the ability to implement seamlessly. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate correctly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our aggregation but our power to reinvent. At Meland Konsernet, we have come to know how to brand seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global interfaces and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, fractal or to be resource-constrained? It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! We will empower the buzzword "leading-edge". Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely 100% true! We understand that it is better to benchmark virally than to incubate virally. We will transition the term "collaborative". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sticky, B2B2C infomediaries and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our long-term CAE but our aptitude to optimize. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely entirely completely entirely true! Have you ever been unable to brand your impactful, real-time feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will embrace the power of platforms to evolve. If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to revolutionize macro-proactively. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be viral? Without bandwidth management, you will lack raw bandwidth monitoring supervising. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If you harness nano-cyber-transparently, you may have to actualize virally. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the term "robust" really mean? We here at Meland Konsernet believe we know that it is better to drive strategically than to engage seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will visualize the capacity of subscriber communities to strategize. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! We will empower the ability of experiences to transition. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. We believe we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to scale dynamically. Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 e-businesses and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think nano-killer.