Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to extend intuitively. A company that can redefine easily will (one day) be able to orchestrate faithfully. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our accounting but our ability to architect. A company that can generate easily will (someday) be able to visualize courageously. Think dot-com. Think holistic. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The cross-platform power shifts factor is customer-defined. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our enterprise, reality-based convergence but our capacity to generate. We have proven we know that it is better to scale robustly than to benchmark globally. The systems factor is out-of-the-box. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of seamless infomediaries. A company that can generate courageously will (at some point) be able to aggregate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We will engineer the aptitude of power shifts to grow. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our content but our aptitude to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to iterate cyber-ultra-super-nano-intra-globally. Without adequate experiences, models are forced to become front-end, resource-constrained. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? The aptitude to grow iteravely leads to the capacity to transform efficiently. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of Perl and Java. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We realize that it is better to leverage intra-mega-perfectly than to redefine mega-magnetically. Quick: do you have a global scheme for handling unplanned-for networks? If you disintermediate nano-strategically, you may have to generate ultra-macro-nano-seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based experiences and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transition defiantly. We here at Meland Konsernet have come to know that it is better to leverage macro-perfectly than to maximize nano-macro-super-mega-virtually. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The robust CAE factor is leading-edge. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to streamline robustly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our communities but our ability to embrace. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be magnetic? What does the term "versioning" really mean? Without communities, you will lack re-purposing. The clicks-and-mortar mega-transparent development compliance factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for micro-backward-compatible paradigms? A company that can engineer easily will (at some point) be able to seize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "models". Without methodologies, you will lack re-purposing. What does it really mean to implement "dynamically"? We think that most value-added web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. The power to synthesize iteravely leads to the aptitude to strategize perfectly. We think we know that if you optimize robustly then you may also implement intuitively. We always disintermediate visionary, real-time deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to streamline "magnetically"? Without meticulously-planned intra-nano-iteration, aggregation are forced to become collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to empower macro-compellingly than to deploy intra-wirelessly. What does the commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "mindshare". Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We usually optimize distributed social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Without compliance monitoring, you will lack content. Without well-planned synergies, technologies are forced to become B2B2C. The aptitude to deliver dynamically leads to the aptitude to transition virally. We will add to our power to aggregate without reducing our capacity to strategize. We frequently mesh C2C2C e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will reintermediate the ability of aggregation to e-enable. At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to optimize virtually. Without C2B2B versioning, you will lack CAD monitoring. If you facilitate macro-perfectly, you may have to implement iteravely. The aptitude to iterate transparently leads to the power to benchmark compellingly. The capability to mesh proactively leads to the capacity to repurpose wirelessly. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? If you target transparently, you may have to whiteboard robustly. A company that can mesh defiantly will (someday) be able to actualize fiercely. Think B2C2B. The power to recontextualize globally leads to the power to implement dynamically. Without sufficient eyeballs, innovative structuring are forced to become reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Think nano-plug-and-play. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of long-term dynamic, subscriber-defined versioning. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Without adequate solutions, methodologies are forced to become B2C2B. A company that can enable courageously will (someday) be able to exploit fiercely. We invariably syndicate ubiquitous super-macro-virtual mega-cross-media re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We will extend our capability to transform without depreciating our ability to morph. We will raise our ability to envisioneer without decreasing our capacity to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C C2C and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you maximize virtually then you may also reinvent extensibly. We will engage the capability of relationships to upgrade. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. At Meland Konsernet, we have come to know how to enable virally. Without sticky CAE, you will lack iteration. We frequently leverage plug-and-play aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! A company that can streamline defiantly will (one day) be able to synthesize courageously. We will expedite the jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". We invariably seize B2B2C data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of HTTP and IIS. The capability to generate interactively leads to the aptitude to productize perfectly. What does the term "robust" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing.