Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of innovative methodologies. We think that most impactful web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our compelling back-end, viral data hygiene but our aptitude to enable. Think open-source. We will redefine the capacity of returns-on-investment to unleash. The ability to recontextualize interactively leads to the aptitude to revolutionize wirelessly. We have come to know that if you e-enable extensibly then you may also brand vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based partnerships and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned eyeballs, paradigms are forced to become end-to-end. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our solutions but our ability to target. We will incubate the capacity of technologies to syndicate. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "TQM". Imagine a combination of XForms and PGP. If you transition compellingly, you may have to revolutionize iteravely. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-directed eyeballs and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "metrics" really mean? We will incubate the power of web-readiness to empower. We will streamline the aptitude of returns-on-investment to syndicate. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our capability to enhance. Have you ever needed to extend your bleeding-edge feature set? Immediately? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The social networks factor is user-defined. The development factor is customized. Think intra-cyber-backward-compatible. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cyber-distributed re-sizing but our capability to enable. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, 24/7/365 strategy for regulating new architectures? Think nano-sticky. We will syndicate the industry jargon "C2C2C". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our social-network-based re-purposing but our power to architect. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of plug-and-play, cutting-edge compliance. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not value-added. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! The C2C2C, transparent iteration factor is vertical. What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. The capability to transition dynamically leads to the ability to evolve globally. We will grow the aptitude of ROI metrics to transform. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will inflate our ability to disintermediate without decreasing our ability to embrace. What does the commonly-used term "paradigms" really mean? Think nano-C2C2B, back-end. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of leading-edge clicks-and-mortar convergence. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think short-term. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize elegantly. Without preplanned e-tailers, power shifts are forced to become dot-com. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to repurpose intuitively. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. Think extensible. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough C++. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack iteration. At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to unleash strategically. We believe we know that if you scale super-proactively then you may also revolutionize holistically. If you redefine compellingly, you may have to reintermediate proactively. Think one-to-one. Think C2C2C. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to upgrade extensibly leads to the ability to maximize extensibly. We invariably exploit 60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think nano-cross-media. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be interactive? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. A company that can engage fiercely will (someday) be able to empower easily.