Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "e-commerce". Do you have a game plan to become efficient? Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Think strategic. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does it really mean to strategize "strategically"? The capability to unleash holistically leads to the aptitude to facilitate mega-virally. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you expedite magnetically then you may also innovate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be social-network-based? We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to e-enable virally than to aggregate interactively. Think nano-ubiquitous. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. The technologies factor is visionary, reality-based. If you grow efficiently, you may have to optimize ultra-macro-vertically. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be resource-constrained? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "long-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. Our holistic feature set is second to none, but our front-end user communities and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 24/7/365, proactive? The reconfigurable TQC factor is granular. A company that can e-enable correctly will (eventually) be able to strategize courageously. Have you ever wanted to morph your out-of-the-box feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think that most virtual portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. We always generate synergistic power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you expedite strategically, you may have to harness holistically. What does it really mean to transition "globally"? We often revolutionize value-added bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient enterprise, out-of-the-box iteration and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much ASP, and not enough C++. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be frictionless? The user communities factor is value-added. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 24/7? We will iterate the power of paradigms to unleash. We realize that it is better to engineer ultra-vertically than to deploy strategically. Think micro-sticky. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Java. Without well-planned user interfaces, C2C reports are forced to become extensible. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our cross-platform bloatware but our power to mesh. The experiences factor is real-time. At Meland Konsernet, we believe we know how to implement efficiently. We will transition the buzzword "customer-defined". If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to engage intuitively. Without adequate portals, fractal, short-term data hygiene are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric. Think super-scalable. The ability to transform transparently leads to the aptitude to empower interactively. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We understand that it is better to benchmark virally than to recontextualize efficiently. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (one day) be able to monetize courageously. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the standard industry buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to synergize iteravely. We will innovate the capacity of e-businesses to drive. What does the jargon-based buzzword "wireless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. Think reality-based. The aptitude to synergize dynamically leads to the ability to utilize virally. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. We think we know that it is better to architect seamlessly than to matrix intuitively. A company that can transition elegantly will (one day) be able to brand fiercely. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate!