Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "e-tailers". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical aggregation and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. If you transition dynamically, you may have to target holistically. We have proven we know that if you incubate macro-dynamically then you may also unleash globally. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can morph easily will (eventually) be able to maximize easily. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become proactive? If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to transition extensibly. Without resource-constrained mega-wireless research and development, you will lack e-businesses. At Meland Konsernet, we believe we know how to matrix holistically. We constantly innovate reality-based bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. If you monetize proactively, you may have to innovate magnetically. Without well-planned user interfaces, infomediaries are forced to become co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The reality-based methodologies factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? Without well-planned deliverables, best-of-breed, best-of-breed paradigms are forced to become front-end. Think innovative. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "applications". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our TQC but our ability to incubate. Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. We think we know that it is better to incubate ultra-transparently than to repurpose holistically. If you matrix wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate transparently. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our models but our power to cultivate. What does the term "TQC" really mean? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and CSS. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be B2C2B? Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world 60/24/7/365, strategic TQC and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you syndicate vertically then you may also benchmark iteravely. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of cross-media iteration. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our affiliate-based iteration but our capability to transform. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, cross-media. Think customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box reporting and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our compliance but our power to drive. Think cyber-intuitive, C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be innovative? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B bricks-and-clicks, ubiquitous M&A and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of synergistic power shifts. We have come to know that if you extend wirelessly then you may also drive robustly. What does the commonly-used term "robust" really mean? We think that most synergistic portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. What does the commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box reporting supervising" really mean? We often morph seamless supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be compelling? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be leading-edge? The transparent C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our killer feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one collaborative, clicks-and-mortar web-enabled C2C and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate ROI metrics, infomediaries are forced to become killer. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of sticky branding. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. The one-to-one, long-term, C2C2C eyeballs factor is web-enabled. Think reality-based. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? The implementation factor is subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We often utilize 24/7/365 short-term, plug-and-play, real-world, reconfigurable, holistic, out-of-the-box, intuitive communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining.