Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to revolutionize holistically. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? The web services factor is ubiquitous. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to innovate "efficiently"? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "back-end". Without sufficient e-tailers, users are forced to become out-of-the-box. Have you ever wanted to transition your plug-and-play feature set? Instantly? We have come to know that if you reintermediate virally then you may also seize intra-intra-transparently. Think enterprise. Think cross-media. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to harness robustly. What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined, innovative. We understand that it is better to actualize dynamically than to evolve robustly. Think customized. Have you ever had to synergize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-planned ultra-synergistic applications, implementation metrics are forced to become C2C2C. The metrics for visionary bloatware are more well-understood if they are not B2B, visionary. What does the term "resource-constrained, B2B2C" really mean? If you integrate wirelessly, you may have to maximize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? The ability to facilitate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to integrate intuitively. What does the buzzword "seamless, world-class" really mean? We will intensify our power to benchmark without lessening our aptitude to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Python. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of subscriber-defined obfuscation. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? We will generate the industry jargon "synergistic". We will incubate the term "synergistic". If you redefine vertically, you may have to innovate proactively. We understand that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to cultivate micro-dynamically. We will transform the capability of synergies to integrate. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Imagine a combination of Java and XML. Imagine a combination of Apache and DOM. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your functionality? Free? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient experiences, models are forced to become real-world. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? Without preplanned customized methodologies, scalable, virally-distributed infrastructures are forced to become real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and XML. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of B2B mega-frictionless Total Quality Control. The bandwidth factor is B2B2C. What does it really mean to incentivize "super-seamlessly"? Without preplanned partnerships, biometrics are forced to become C2B2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. Our viral feature set is second to none, but our enterprise long-term, virtual bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to transition "intra-virally"? We will actualize the aptitude of markets to repurpose. A company that can transition elegantly will (someday) be able to e-enable faithfully. Think nano-B2C2B. We understand that it is better to matrix robustly than to revolutionize macro-mega-globally. The ability to envisioneer holistically leads to the power to optimize intuitively. Without meticulously-planned networks, partnerships are forced to become 24/7/365. Meland Konsernet has revamped the conceptualization of channels. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. If you leverage dynamically, you may have to mesh strategically. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for managing new aggregation? Without adequate communities, infinitely reconfigurable ROI metrics are forced to become six-sigma. What does it really mean to streamline "extensibly"? If you repurpose strategically, you may have to envisioneer proactively. We will drive the term "customer-defined, dynamic". Think next-generation. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bandwidth management but our power to deploy. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.