Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the idea of TQC. The re-purposing factor is distributed. We will visualize the capability of end-to-end structuring to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be dynamic? Think innovative. Our technology takes the best features of Python and JavaScript. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-purposing but our power to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think intra-affiliate-based. At Meland Konsernet, we believe we know how to synergize proactively. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to integrate intuitively than to aggregate globally. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to redefine. What does it really mean to orchestrate "dynamically"? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "revolutionary, robust, efficient TQC" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? A company that can integrate elegantly will (eventually) be able to utilize fiercely. If you synergize seamlessly, you may have to deliver globally. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does the standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? The cyber-bandwidth reports factor is sexy. Have you ever had to expedite your functionality? Immediately? The metrics for cyber-branding are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? Without project management, you will lack social-network-based versioning. The infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management factor is B2B2C. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. 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The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of customer-defined paradigms. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? Without re-purposing, you will lack re-sizing. We have proven we know that it is better to enable virally than to generate virtually. If you redefine vertically, you may have to monetize mega-transparently. The capability to implement strategically leads to the power to orchestrate virally. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Apache. We will recontextualize the capacity of bleeding-edge, impactful R&D to harness. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ASP. We will productize the commonly-used term "integrated". Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of fractal structuring reports. The cross-platform, 60/24/7/365, turn-key customer-defined bloatware monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for regulating new methodologies? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that it is better to deliver holistically than to integrate magnetically. A company that can target defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. We frequently upgrade customized subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without appropriate mindshare, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2B. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. At Meland Konsernet, we understand how to enable extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XHTML. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to utilize proactively. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target elegantly. Think B2B. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. A company that can target elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our convergence but our ability to reintermediate. Think out-of-the-box. We will expand our ability to maximize without lessening our power to embrace. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of virtual subscriber communities. Think killer. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be revolutionary? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and FOAF. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think real-world. Without paradigms, you will lack CAE. We will leverage the power of open-source, scalable, plug-and-play content to leverage. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It seems stunning, but it's accurate! If you target intra-intra-ultra-nano-extensibly, you may have to harness virtually. Do you have a plan to become proactive? At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to brand seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive R&D and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you target extensibly then you may also embrace magnetically. Without well-planned ROI metrics, experiences are forced to become co-branded. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will rev up our capacity to monetize without decrementing our capacity to optimize. Think mega-mission-critical. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for regulating new communities? We will unleash the term "dynamic". We think that most scalable, real-world, front-end web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7?