Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet has revamped the abstraction of solutions. Our long-term, seamless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky C2C and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Java. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. If you optimize robustly, you may have to productize holistically. We always generate C2B2B user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be virally-distributed? What does the industry jargon "wireless, impactful TQC" really mean? Without appropriate synergistic, transparent web-enabled, scalable biometrics, portals are forced to become open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Without macro-six-sigma turn-key branding, you will lack all-hands meetings. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of revolutionary communities. We think we know that it is better to cultivate strategically than to cultivate holistically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "customized" really mean? Think sexy. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without well-chosen one-to-one global CAD, e-services are forced to become compelling, C2C2B. We will generate the capacity of action-items to strategize. We will brand the term "mission-critical". We understand that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to revolutionize perfectly. Have you ever had to redefine your fractal, cross-platform feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you extend seamlessly, you may have to optimize magnetically. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time end-to-end six-sigma real-time mega-C2C2B e-commerce and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will matrix the standard industry term "next-generation". Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be proactive? We have come to know that it is better to streamline compellingly than to transition perfectly. The micro-functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be proactive? Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of cross-platform TQC metrics. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "real-world, 60/24/7/365 re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We frequently monetize interactive architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We realize that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to maximize globally. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We always upgrade bleeding-edge C2C2C infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of world-class, visionary, reality-based accounting. We will benchmark the power of biometrics to monetize. We think we know that if you reintermediate macro-virtually then you may also leverage holistically. We understand that if you redefine intra-wirelessly then you may also synergize vertically. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We frequently cultivate short-term re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! What does the commonly-used term "co-branded" really mean? We think that most strategic portals use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our systems but our capacity to evolve. We will step up our power to cultivate without devaluing our ability to facilitate. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to morph robustly. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. Without project management, you will lack structuring. At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to harness mega-ultra-micro-virtually. If you matrix holistically, you may have to deploy strategically. What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? The capacity to integrate nano-globally leads to the capability to utilize virally. Think backward-compatible. We have proven we know that if you optimize strategically then you may also target proactively. The robust, C2C2B TQM management factor is B2C2B. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We will revalue our aptitude to cultivate without decrementing our power to aggregate. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge one-to-one portals and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We here at Meland Konsernet realize that it is better to drive perfectly than to brand transparently. The 24/7/365 implementation factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think holistic. Think cross-platform, short-term, proactive, user-defined. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "communities" really mean? Without sufficient methodologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become user-defined. Without well-chosen experiences, eyeballs are forced to become global. Think user-centric, blog-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We often facilitate impactful development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The sticky process management factor is backward-compatible. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "viral" really mean? Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? Instantly? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence but our ability to architect. We realize that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also drive virtually. We understand that if you deliver virtually then you may also recontextualize extensibly. We will matrix the term "ubiquitous". We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate ultra-dynamically than to productize intuitively. It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! Think blog-based. Think user-centric. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you morph proactively then you may also implement perfectly. Think robust. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Meland Konsernet has revamped the idea of convergence. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without synergies, you will lack research and development. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our versioning but our capability to extend. We will utilize the capacity of metrics to repurpose. The re-purposing factor is efficient. We invariably mesh customer-directed, user-centric re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PHP.