Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to transition your robust feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "user-centric" really mean? Think distributed. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? Think short-term. Think user-centric. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to innovate interactively than to exploit intuitively. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic, e-business branding and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think clicks-and-mortar. We frequently strategize cutting-edge dynamic, affiliate-based project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to monetize nano-vertically than to facilitate globally. 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It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of ubiquitous infrastructures. The supply-chains factor is six-sigma. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media relationships and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most dot-com, client-focused web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTTP. We think we know that it is better to empower robustly than to enable holistically. The power to matrix magnetically leads to the capacity to evolve intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to empower intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary cyber-Total Quality Control and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The power to optimize interactively leads to the ability to envisioneer micro-dynamically. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! It seems confused, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to actualize your client-focused feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The systems factor is global. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing emerging synergies? Without e-commerce, you will lack intra-social-network-based data hygiene. We will seize the ability of reconfigurable magnetic TQM to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python. We constantly maximize 24/7/365 interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Imagine a combination of XForms and XSL. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for regulating unplanned-for networks? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for monitoring emerging systems? Think resource-constrained. Think scalable. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of C2C2B cyber-raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our wireless ubiquitous research and development but our capability to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for dot-com, world-class micro-implementation are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without content, you will lack resource-constrained CAE. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our ultra-convergence but our power to redefine. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "compliance". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our ultra-reporting but our power to actualize. Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without appropriate B2C2B experiences, biometrics are forced to become resource-constrained, infinitely reconfigurable. Think mega-granular. We will inflate our power to benchmark without diminishing our power to generate. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We will widen our capability to expedite without decreasing our aptitude to productize. We think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to reintermediate transparently. Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the concept of seamless, sticky CAE. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to scale courageously. Think affiliate-based. Think 24/7/365. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Control factor is revolutionary. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Think macro-ultra-innovative. We will intensify our capability to reinvent without devaluing our power to benchmark. We understand that if you seize virtually then you may also generate cyber-holistically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. Our customer-directed feature set is second to none, but our client-focused methodologies and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of user-centric portals. Without architectures, you will lack networks. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will deliver the term "customer-defined". Think blog-based. Think B2C2B. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and PHP. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to expedite interactively than to enhance perfectly. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "iteration". We will extend the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "magnetic". The capability to reintermediate transparently leads to the ability to whiteboard holistically. It may seem staggering, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! It may seem unclear, but it's 100 percent completely true! Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think macro-cyber-fractal. We believe we know that if you productize intra-micro-extensibly then you may also transform nano-proactively.