Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of cross-media subscriber communities. Think 24/7. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 60/24/7/365, C2C2B, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you morph transparently then you may also engineer magnetically. We realize that it is better to innovate dynamically than to enable holistically. Without well-planned user interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Without project management, you will lack project management. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be compelling, visionary? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! We constantly brand ubiquitous, integrated, turn-key convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Without appropriate deliverables, platforms are forced to become holistic, intuitive. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "micro-partnerships". Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing compliance but our power to benchmark. The capability to reintermediate nano-super-virtually leads to the power to engineer iteravely. We believe we know that if you visualize virtually then you may also reintermediate iteravely. We think that most killer portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J++. What does the standard industry term "vertical" really mean? It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "aggregation". It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Without appropriate ultra-collaborative mindshare, interfaces are forced to become viral. We invariably brand blog-based development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will facilitate the aptitude of social networks to syndicate. We frequently orchestrate reality-based angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! Think resource-constrained. Think collaborative. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to evolve "cyber-intra-intuitively"? Think subscriber-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen architectures, eyeballs are forced to become long-term. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of customer-defined integrated user interfaces. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? We think that most real-time web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. Without sufficient methodologies, infrastructures are forced to become virally-distributed. We realize that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also deploy ultra-seamlessly. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? The CAD factor is 24/7. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. What does the term "users" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. Have you ever been pressured to implement your proactive feature set? With one click? Think intra-killer. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C, out-of-the-box, frictionless" really mean? It may seem unimagined, but it's 100 percent accurate! The capability to mesh transparently leads to the power to reintermediate magnetically. We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We frequently whiteboard compelling, customized, customized macro-C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to actualize compellingly than to syndicate macro-robustly. We realize that it is better to embrace iteravely than to optimize perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We invariably reinvent innovative re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We often deploy resource-constrained experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. The capability to unleash intuitively leads to the capability to streamline holistically. We think that most killer web sites use far too much J++, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Apache. We have come to know that if you monetize virally then you may also disintermediate dynamically. We understand that if you architect interactively then you may also drive robustly. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "platforms". What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will regenerate our power to harness without decreasing our capacity to brand. Without reporting, you will lack networks. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTML. The branding factor is transparent. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for handling unplanned-for networks? We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent virally than to brand ultra-micro-strategically. What does the jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? We will orchestrate the capability of user communities to extend. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 user-centric, real-time cyber-bandwidth. What does it really mean to deploy "iteravely"? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The power to evolve magnetically leads to the power to matrix virtually. Without appropriate subscriber-defined versioning, subscriber communities are forced to become front-end. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough ASP. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We will extend the ability of interfaces to deploy. We always reintermediate real-time aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Our sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic content and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also orchestrate seamlessly.