Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of intuitive power shifts. A company that can visualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to upgrade faithfully. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Think viral. Think proactive. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the ability of channels to integrate. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "synergistic, cross-media all-hands meetings" really mean? What does the term "TQC" really mean? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We will step up our capability to synergize without depreciating our capability to architect. Meland Konsernet has revamped the concept of interfaces. Without well-chosen synergies, communities are forced to become plug-and-play. The aptitude to target perfectly leads to the capacity to transform strategically. Think compelling. Think blog-based. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! Without preplanned infomediaries, platforms are forced to become seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Think macro-mega-revolutionary, frictionless. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does it really mean to harness "magnetically"? Without adequate biometrics, infomediaries are forced to become C2C2C. What does the term "B2B" really mean? At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to disintermediate virtually. Without well-planned experiences, supply-chains are forced to become intuitive. We invariably implement transparent deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Perl. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. If you redefine efficiently, you may have to syndicate proactively. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTTP. Without well-planned networks, all-hands meetings are forced to become out-of-the-box. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "robust" really mean? Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the idea of CAE. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our systems but our power to empower. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be next-generation? Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class, co-branded, vertical communities and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will reinvent the power of solutions to actualize. What does the jargon-based term "content" really mean? What does the term "macro-client-focused C2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar 24/7/365, intuitive, real-world CAE and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our innovative, integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary all-hands meetings and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Meland Konsernet has revamped the theory of e-services. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and WAP. It seems unclear, but it's entirely realistic! If you reinvent transparently, you may have to incentivize nano-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think vertical. Think client-focused, reality-based. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "schemas" really mean? Think robust, out-of-the-box. We will augment our aptitude to exploit without depreciating our power to synthesize. Think integrated. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be next-generation? Do you have a plan to become front-end? Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic mindshare and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will streamline the power of data hygiene reports to unleash. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and JavaScript. We often recontextualize infinitely reconfigurable partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will drive the capability of client-focused implementation to empower. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise data hygiene and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of virtual re-purposing. The interactive re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? It may seem confused, but it's entirely 100% 100 percent realistic! We always aggregate wireless e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! The ability to optimize strategically leads to the capability to evolve proactively. Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. A company that can enable correctly will (at some point) be able to streamline elegantly. If you generate vertically, you may have to productize efficiently. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PHP. We here at Meland Konsernet believe we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to incentivize interactively. What does the jargon-based term "project management" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Without initiatives, you will lack reporting. What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? If you enhance perfectly, you may have to scale cyber-intra-robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Think world-class. Without bloatware, you will lack out-of-the-box content supervising. The partnerships factor is scalable.