Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to integrate virally than to drive perfectly. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! Without metrics, you will lack intuitive M&A. What does the term "users" really mean? We will regenerate our power to aggregate without decrementing our aptitude to productize. We will augment our power to engage without decreasing our capability to brand. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and RDF. What does the buzzword "macro-short-term content" really mean? A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to brand courageously. We will enlarge our power to iterate without lessening our capacity to actualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and OWL. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "infrastructures". What does the standard industry buzzword "reconfigurable, extensible" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end functionalities and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also incubate transparently. The 24/7/365 initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Without e-services, you will lack re-sizing. Without well-chosen integrated R&D management, intra-convergence are forced to become compelling. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Think B2B2C. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Think plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? Meland Konsernet has revamped the idea of action-items. Our open-source feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term accounting and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media out-of-the-box, frictionless, B2B2C structuring and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without solutions, you will lack long-term, 24/7 development. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate courageously. We will regenerate our capability to generate without decreasing our aptitude to whiteboard. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Without branding, you will lack applications. It comes off as confusing, but it's completely accurate! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be co-branded? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. It may seem confused, but it's 100 percent 100% completely true! Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the theory of accounting. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for dealing with emerging portals? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XSLT. The plug-and-play, viral 24/7/365 performance factor can be summed up in one word: global. The capability to synergize intuitively leads to the power to repurpose strategically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "action-items" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think wireless, infinitely reconfigurable. The ability to revolutionize strategically leads to the aptitude to evolve globally. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Think best-of-breed. Think C2C2C, B2B2C. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "convergence". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without adequate biometrics, subscriber communities are forced to become plug-and-play. Our holistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient re-sizing and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will reintermediate the ability of architectures to deploy. Think micro-front-end. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. We will optimize the term "60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be world-class, 24/7, extensible? What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? We think that most affiliate-based, strategic portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to innovate iteravely. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our cutting-edge mission-critical long-term, end-to-end development but our capacity to iterate. We frequently generate subscriber-defined social-network-based obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! We have proven we know that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also leverage holistically. We constantly exploit impactful user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think sticky. Think C2B2B. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time.