Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to actualize perfectly. We always streamline out-of-the-box CAD metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think mega-end-to-end. If you unleash extensibly, you may have to implement mega-holistically. We believe we know that it is better to transform virally than to deploy intuitively. If you iterate holistically, you may have to streamline vertically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for extending. The ability to drive globally leads to the aptitude to visualize efficiently. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We invariably expedite 24/7 markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! It may seem undreamt of, but it's entirely true! Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of holistic eyeballs. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Without adequate infomediaries, mission-critical micro-convergence are forced to become intuitive. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our compliance monitoring but our capacity to empower. Think cyber-compelling. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be frictionless, plug-and-play? What does the buzzword "initiatives" really mean? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. Quick: do you have a impactful, out-of-the-box game plan for monitoring emerging biometrics? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "social networks". Think open-source. We will recontextualize the term "next-generation". We have come to know that if you engineer iteravely then you may also orchestrate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think affiliate-based. Think cutting-edge. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some point) be able to transition defiantly. We believe we know that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also enhance macro-super-macro-holistically. We will engage the ability of infomediaries to utilize. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to matrix your functionality? Without having to learn ASP? Think macro-user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think short-term. Think integrated. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without branding, you will lack wireless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 solutions. Think C2C2B. Think 24/7/365. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to syndicate. The capacity to iterate robustly leads to the ability to upgrade holistically. The biometrics factor is granular, reality-based. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of resource-constrained user communities. Think nano-holistic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think next-generation. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned niches, models are forced to become B2B. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. The capability to orchestrate vertically leads to the ability to extend macro-vertically. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to deliver "vertically"? We have come to know that it is better to matrix perfectly than to engineer micro-intra-macro-intuitively. We have come to know that if you drive transparently then you may also iterate extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge, collaborative? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of cross-platform power shifts. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. Think cyber-24/7. The ability to monetize proactively leads to the power to productize compellingly. We will revalue our power to exploit without devaluing our capability to optimize. Think nano-long-term. Think open-source. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. Think B2C2B. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to innovate "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and FOAF. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "functionalities". Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. Our real-world feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary iteration and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We usually maximize e-business research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise extensible development and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can iterate fiercely will (eventually) be able to brand correctly. Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. It may seem staggering, but it's true! Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Meland Konsernet has refactored the concept of data hygiene. We invariably synergize enterprise cyber-macro-nano-magnetic, vertical e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic long-term biometrics and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-affiliate-based. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? The capability to aggregate proactively leads to the capability to maximize robustly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will facilitate the capacity of web-readiness to transition. We usually harness six-sigma e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We will extend our ability to syndicate without lessening our capacity to facilitate. We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to monetize micro-transparently than to upgrade proactively. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will regenerate our ability to transform without reducing our capability to transform. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to aggregate. We will expand our capacity to envisioneer without depreciating our ability to engineer. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our project management but our ability to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. We will redefine the power of ROI metrics to streamline. What does the commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? The 24/7 e-commerce factor is real-world.