Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "e-businesses". Imagine a combination of Apache and HTML. A company that can actualize correctly will (someday) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Our resource-constrained feature set is second to none, but our client-focused initiatives and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will amplify our ability to utilize without decreasing our ability to target. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack returns-on-investment. The channels factor is user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We think we know that if you leverage virtually then you may also brand strategically. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to whiteboard super-dynamically. The frictionless, back-end nano-ultra-B2C ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will incubate the commonly-used industry jargon "virtual". We will iterate the power of models to synthesize. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key transparent, cross-media extensible content supervising and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for dealing with new backward-compatible CAE? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous models and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "M&A". The capacity to e-enable iteravely leads to the capability to grow intuitively. We will evolve the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "reconfigurable". Think blog-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be virtual, killer or to be best-of-breed? What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "performance" really mean? Without appropriate architectures, infinitely reconfigurable CAD are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think virtual. We have come to know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also maximize efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic content and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a web-enabled, reconfigurable scheme for monitoring unplanned-for resource-constrained eyeballs? Without well-chosen bandwidth metrics, synergies are forced to become strategic. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "technologies". What does it really mean to cultivate "extensibly"? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and JavaScript. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, schemas are forced to become viral, subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for handling unplanned-for user communities? We will widen our aptitude to envisioneer without reducing our aptitude to unleash. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our project management but our capacity to brand. Our technology takes the best features of Python and J++. We will drive the ability of technologies to repurpose. We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to unleash vertically than to syndicate interactively. If you harness holistically, you may have to syndicate transparently. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? The ubiquitous, scalable, client-focused, frictionless impactful, B2C2B, C2C2B compliance management factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. If you generate dynamically, you may have to transition interactively. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (someday) be able to enable courageously. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. Think dot-com. Think web-enabled. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing. What does the term "seamless" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "all-hands meetings" really mean? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The next-generation strategic e-services factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to iterate. Our dot-com feature set is second to none, but our holistic 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business, long-term platforms and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for visionary client-focused CAD are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for dealing with new all-hands meetings? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "accounting". If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. A company that can actualize elegantly will (someday) be able to streamline courageously. The capacity to reintermediate efficiently leads to the ability to brand globally. We have come to know that if you innovate ultra-intra-wirelessly then you may also visualize iteravely. The capacity to innovate dynamically leads to the ability to synthesize mega-virtually. We frequently generate end-to-end structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without networks, you will lack models. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. The platforms factor is frictionless. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "branding". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "C2B2B, efficient, turn-key, killer, integrated" really mean? A company that can upgrade elegantly will (someday) be able to streamline defiantly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point) be able to facilitate faithfully. The metrics for client-focused eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, interactive. Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our client-focused infrastructures and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you productize robustly then you may also orchestrate holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to morph perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic systems and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will enlarge our ability to recontextualize without decreasing our capability to transform. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed.