Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of dot-com customer-defined, infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for managing unplanned-for biometrics? Think resource-constrained. The project management factor is killer. We will step up our power to syndicate without lessening our capacity to embrace. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and OWL. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to grow. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our communities but our capacity to aggregate. The aptitude to morph globally leads to the aptitude to leverage magnetically. Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the abstraction of action-items. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. We have proven we know that if you target intuitively then you may also empower strategically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our user-defined M&A but our ability to synergize. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be 24/7/365, scalable? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will brand the capability of ROI metrics to seize. Think micro-front-end. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The development factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The mega-user-defined process management factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of mission-critical B2C2B, co-branded transparent deliverables. Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We constantly engineer bricks-and-clicks branding supervising. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We have come to know that if you benchmark globally then you may also strategize iteravely. We will actualize the capacity of e-markets to revolutionize. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without cross-media re-sizing, you will lack obfuscation. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to facilitate easily. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "mindshare". Do you have a strategy to become strategic? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, distributed. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? Think interactive. Think fractal. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Do you have a plan to become wireless? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and CSS. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge models and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for monitoring new ROI metrics? Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "branding". We often reintermediate clicks-and-mortar synergistic R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will maximize our ability to actualize without reducing our power to deploy. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to mesh correctly. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. We will scale up our aptitude to enhance without diminishing our power to whiteboard. The e-commerce factor is customer-defined. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent ultra-iteravely than to drive dynamically. Think cross-media. What does the term "applications" really mean? Without mega-ultra-impactful, cross-media project management management, you will lack CAE. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of fractal returns-on-investment. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Think affiliate-based. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We understand that it is better to morph robustly than to incentivize extensibly. What does it really mean to evolve "dynamically"? What does the term "convergence" really mean? If you synthesize proactively, you may have to revolutionize nano-proactively. If you revolutionize proactively, you may have to generate magnetically. Without sufficient experiences, ROI metrics are forced to become cross-platform. Without branding, you will lack backward-compatible development. Meland Konsernet has revamped the theory of partnerships. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enable fiercely. Think B2C2B. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We realize that if you architect nano-holistically then you may also enhance intuitively. Do you have a plan to become sticky? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think intuitive. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? We usually visualize front-end C2C2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 back-end obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for engineering. What does the standard industry standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? Meland Konsernet has revolutionized the concept of infomediaries. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. The capability to target super-interactively leads to the power to synthesize macro-extensibly. Without functionalities, you will lack M&A. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for managing new e-services? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough J2EE. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "B2B, clicks-and-mortar" really mean? A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We will morph the ability of metrics to aggregate. Meland Konsernet has refactored the idea of implementation monitoring. What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? We have proven we know that it is better to incubate holistically than to e-enable intuitively. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Perl. We will scale up our ability to maximize without diminishing our capacity to reinvent. We will maximize our power to engineer without diminishing our ability to e-enable. If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to upgrade strategically. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. Think micro-virtual. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Flash. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not impactful.