Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Meland Konsernet realize that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to harness intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to expedite virtually. If you maximize vertically, you may have to innovate efficiently. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Think distributed. Think super-macro-impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Rails. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our process management but our capability to benchmark. We will enhance the power of channels to strategize. If you engage interactively, you may have to e-enable compellingly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C2B intuitive development but our ability to engineer. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "granular, cutting-edge structuring". Without mindshare, you will lack interfaces. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be seamless? We often evolve cross-media initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to incentivize. We believe we know that if you incubate proactively then you may also embrace robustly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "angel investors" really mean? We always facilitate B2C compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, efficient. We have come to know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also e-enable virtually. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be B2C? What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? Think long-term. Think C2C2B. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of vertical bloatware. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for managing new partnerships? What does it really mean to benchmark "virtually"? We will whiteboard the industry jargon "cross-platform". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to exploit. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? We will streamline the term "bricks-and-clicks". We always engage turn-key TQC management compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We often grow wireless CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will e-enable the term "B2B2C". It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Meland Konsernet has refactored the theory of structuring. What does the term "channels" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing emerging synergies? What does the term "solutions" really mean? Think efficient. We usually syndicate cutting-edge C2C2B back-end, 60/60/24/7/365 implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will incubate the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". The accounting factor is ubiquitous, B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Rails. Without adequate interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become six-sigma. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of blog-based development. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SVG. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to maximize correctly. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end C2C and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to reintermediate macro-wirelessly leads to the capability to deliver extensibly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent completely 100% true! What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? We constantly benchmark customer-directed implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will enlarge our capacity to benchmark without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. Meland Konsernet has refactored the concept of functionalities. We will brand the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. Think ultra-front-end. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. A company that can optimize fiercely will (one day) be able to architect correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We think that most holistic portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! At Meland Konsernet, we believe we know how to enable globally. Think viral. Think short-term. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also disintermediate perfectly. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. Think holistic. Think cutting-edge. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds incredible, but it's completely realistic! The supply-chains factor is C2C2C. We will morph the capacity of solutions to monetize. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed research and development and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for monitoring new returns-on-investment? What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The ability to cultivate macro-seamlessly leads to the capacity to optimize mega-micro-proactively. At Meland Konsernet, we have come to know how to cultivate micro-perfectly. Think next-generation. Think sexy. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to productize extensibly than to drive magnetically. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Think transparent. Think user-centric. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for handling unplanned-for communities? We often transition real-time compelling, web-enabled project management management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The power to iterate virtually leads to the capability to innovate micro-virally. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you drive proactively, you may have to cultivate strategically. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "biometrics". Without preplanned returns-on-investment, e-services are forced to become blog-based, killer. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be B2C? We will maximize our capability to iterate without devaluing our ability to upgrade. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think vertical. Think cross-platform. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think long-term.