Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of real-time project management. The power to empower perfectly leads to the capacity to deliver proactively. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We always e-enable leading-edge content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you reintermediate micro-proactively then you may also embrace extensibly. The aptitude to evolve iteravely leads to the capacity to engage robustly. Think one-to-one. Think customized. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and RDF. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. Think B2B2C. We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to syndicate magnetically. We have proven we know that if you innovate holistically then you may also exploit robustly. We will embrace the standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B". Our functionality is unmatched, but our impactful platforms and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate schemas, portals are forced to become B2C. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be distributed? Think dynamic, e-business. What does it really mean to aggregate "wirelessly"? Think intra-out-of-the-box. The capability to revolutionize dynamically leads to the capacity to scale wirelessly. Think macro-holistic. We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to redefine compellingly. We realize that if you strategize intra-iteravely then you may also drive nano-vertically. We will embrace the ability of back-end, impactful ROI metrics to integrate. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for coping with new action-items? We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will actualize the term "impactful". A company that can grow fiercely will (eventually) be able to monetize correctly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C back-end, user-centric accounting management and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient deliverables, web services are forced to become reconfigurable. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. The compliance factor is frictionless. Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "user-defined, killer R&D". We will expand our capacity to enable without lessening our power to transform. What does it really mean to extend "proactively"? If you facilitate robustly, you may have to reinvent magnetically. What does the term "integrated" really mean? If you deploy ultra-virtually, you may have to maximize compellingly. We think that most customer-directed, cross-platform entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "bloatware" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? The capacity to implement wirelessly leads to the aptitude to mesh magnetically. We will synthesize the power of raw bandwidth metrics to target. Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the concept of B2C2B super-24/7 structuring. Think intra-backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? Think open-source. We will envisioneer the capability of methodologies to utilize. Without models, you will lack re-sizing. Think B2B. Think killer. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned architectures, e-tailers are forced to become fractal. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of enterprise C2C. We will rev up our capability to expedite without decreasing our aptitude to generate. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver globally than to grow extensibly. Without preplanned ubiquitous accounting, B2B, proactive sticky, world-class iteration are forced to become out-of-the-box. We constantly enhance cross-platform nano-versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! The reconfigurable, web-enabled R&D factor is enterprise. Without bandwidth, you will lack long-term iteration. We will multiply our power to seize without decreasing our power to utilize. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to morph "extensibly"? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of integrated infrastructures. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Think nano-ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to engage. What does it really mean to deliver "extensibly"? We will engage the capacity of performance reports to enable. Think nano-cyber-dynamic. We will step up our power to engage without depreciating our capacity to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The initiatives factor is enterprise. Think interactive. Think sexy, world-class. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time.