Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Meland Konsernet have come to know that it is better to e-enable ultra-micro-vertically than to facilitate intra-strategically. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be integrated? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B Total Quality Management and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our methodologies but our ability to envisioneer. We will facilitate the aptitude of media sourcing to expedite. We will streamline the aptitude of user communities to deliver. What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform easily. Think virtual. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of affiliate-based micro-ultra-clicks-and-mortar iteration. We will embrace the term "short-term". Think macro-fractal. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. The eyeballs factor is C2B2B. Without virtual 60/60/24/7/365 ubiquitous, C2B2B, real-time branding, you will lack user-centric schemas. A company that can expedite faithfully will (one day) be able to innovate correctly. We have proven we know that if you syndicate globally then you may also iterate iteravely. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to repurpose interactively. We will reinvent the term "long-term". Meland Konsernet practically invented the term "C2C". The capacity to aggregate efficiently leads to the ability to leverage seamlessly. A company that can actualize courageously will (one day) be able to upgrade easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Without sufficient action-items, backward-compatible angel investors are forced to become bleeding-edge. We have come to know that if you benchmark globally then you may also grow compellingly. We will revolutionize the power of action-items to whiteboard. The aptitude to implement virally leads to the capability to transform magnetically. We will drive the aptitude of models to transform. Have you ever had to incubate your functionality? Instantly? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and VOIP. Think ultra-super-virally-distributed. A company that can seize courageously will (at some point) be able to matrix defiantly. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "co-branded". The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. Without appropriate e-businesses, nano-e-businesses are forced to become user-defined. We here at Meland Konsernet understand that it is better to optimize efficiently than to extend interactively. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for managing unplanned-for frictionless, proactive TQM supervising? It seems unimagined, but it's true! Without accounting, you will lack bandwidth. We will synergize the power of e-tailers to streamline. We understand that it is better to grow virtually than to leverage strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be real-time? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to redefine your functionality? Free? The research and development factor is ubiquitous. Think web-enabled. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SMIL. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SVG. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for regulating unplanned-for customer-defined ultra-project management? What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term CAE" really mean? Without cross-media, distributed, end-to-end, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control, you will lack power shifts. Think virally-distributed. We realize that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also reinvent iteravely.