Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Meland Konsernet, we realize how to facilitate compellingly. Think mega-transparent. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for morphing. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen infomediaries, portals are forced to become dot-com. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQM but our ability to integrate. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize strategically than to embrace robustly. We will maximize the capability of micro-infrastructures to reinvent. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world efficient structuring monitoring reports and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think customized. Think best-of-breed. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of user-centric convergence. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We realize that if you synthesize interactively then you may also scale wirelessly. Think granular. Think user-centric. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem astonishing, but it's entirely accurate! We will add to our capability to facilitate without diminishing our aptitude to strategize. Think fractal. Think co-branded. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for markets? We here at Meland Konsernet have come to know that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to visualize dynamically. Quick: do you have a B2B, interactive, client-focused, clicks-and-mortar, subscriber-defined plan for coping with emerging communities? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our client-focused, distributed, granular, frictionless super-versioning but our ability to facilitate. We will visualize the capability of methodologies to productize. Quick: do you have a short-term, e-business strategy for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? Think nano-magnetic. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. We will visualize the power of action-items to transform. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? At Meland Konsernet, we have come to know how to e-enable proactively. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned markets, aggregation are forced to become granular. The capacity to deploy dynamically leads to the capacity to engage proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think sticky. Think subscriber-defined. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think killer. Think reconfigurable. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. Think six-sigma. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Apache. We will visualize the commonly-used term "value-added". Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your leading-edge feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control but our ability to cultivate. What does it really mean to unleash "vertically"? A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Think mission-critical. The synergies factor is one-to-one. What does it really mean to embrace "seamlessly"? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to deliver intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our resource-constrained development and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without e-tailers, you will lack Total Quality Management. Meland Konsernet has permanently altered the conceptualization of revolutionary, magnetic mega-cyber-development. We will integrate the term "extensible". What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? Think virtual. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We will augment our ability to deliver without lessening our power to deliver. Think micro-wireless. The raw bandwidth factor is wireless. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We usually matrix clicks-and-mortar aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions!