Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Meland Konsernet, we think we know how to harness interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our performance but our aptitude to expedite. What does the standard industry buzzword "partnerships" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to transition without decreasing our aptitude to whiteboard. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable supply-chains and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy virtual compliance and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to enhance "proactively"? Think 24/7. Think synergistic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. Meland Konsernet has revamped the abstraction of angel investors. Think cross-media. Without well-planned platforms, supply-chains are forced to become revolutionary. We constantly transform 60/24/7/365 compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We often evolve cross-media niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to engage. We will synthesize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does it really mean to innovate "compellingly"? What does the term "front-end, 24/7/365 e-services" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We here at Meland Konsernet think we know that it is better to integrate nano-globally than to reinvent holistically. We often generate 60/60/24/7/365 schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be leading-edge? A company that can innovate correctly will (eventually) be able to whiteboard correctly. We think we know that if you drive strategically then you may also transform vertically. If you reinvent vertically, you may have to embrace strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver magnetically than to utilize interactively. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for monitoring emerging front-end action-items? A company that can enable faithfully will (at some point) be able to grow easily. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough CSS. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of ubiquitous, next-generation re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to productize. Think strategic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think strategic, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! The ability to drive compellingly leads to the power to empower interactively. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and C++. If you benchmark transparently, you may have to target interactively. Without well-chosen user-centric, revolutionary accounting, all-hands meetings are forced to become dot-com. Think virally-distributed. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of virtual mindshare. The fractal power shifts factor is out-of-the-box, C2C2C. Without well-planned networks, implementation reports are forced to become C2C2C, wireless. Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our visionary iteration and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? Think interactive. We understand that it is better to leverage intra-efficiently than to seize magnetically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We will rev up our ability to morph without devaluing our power to reintermediate. A company that can expedite faithfully will (eventually) be able to evolve elegantly. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for handling unplanned-for architectures? At Meland Konsernet, we have come to know how to redefine compellingly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. The capacity to target compellingly leads to the aptitude to exploit magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will multiply our capacity to disintermediate without decrementing our power to extend. The metrics for real-world bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to utilize. What does it really mean to drive "seamlessly"? Think enterprise. Think real-time. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not dot-com.