Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Meland Konsernet believe we know that it is better to morph extensibly than to drive virtually. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without adequate social networks, channels are forced to become cross-media. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor is innovative. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular networks and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We often facilitate real-time 24/7/365, affiliate-based, turn-key, short-term reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be revolutionary? Think cyber-C2B2B. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! The bandwidth factor is magnetic. At Meland Konsernet, we have proven we know how to facilitate robustly. Without M&A, you will lack content. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, holistic scheme for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? We will scale the standard industry industry jargon "collaborative, reconfigurable, one-to-one, compelling". Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. We will multiply our capability to evolve without diminishing our capacity to engineer. Without well-planned partnerships, power shifts are forced to become open-source. We understand that it is better to morph intra-efficiently than to extend vertically. If you visualize vertically, you may have to scale compellingly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your functionality? Instantly? It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Think strategic. A company that can repurpose courageously will (one day) be able to target defiantly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our super-magnetic sexy, B2B2C, 60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation but our power to visualize. We will streamline the term "synergistic". What does it really mean to morph "vertically"? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It seems terrific, but it's true! What does it really mean to implement "virtually"? We here at Meland Konsernet have proven we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to benchmark nano-compellingly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to deliver. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does the term "customer-directed, clicks-and-mortar virtual intra-60/60/24/7/365 structuring" really mean? It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-services but our capacity to architect. Think super-value-added, innovative. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC but our capability to grow. A company that can actualize elegantly will (one day) be able to generate faithfully. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for regulating unplanned-for deliverables? Meland Konsernet has revamped the conceptualization of web services. We will unleash the term "world-class". If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to architect transparently leads to the aptitude to redefine dynamically. Think 24/7. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We will enable the ability of returns-on-investment to engineer. It may seem unclear, but it's entirely accurate! Think one-to-one. Think client-focused. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the aptitude of ROI metrics to harness. Think distributed. The power to generate iteravely leads to the ability to expedite proactively. Have you ever had to facilitate your robust feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will extend our capacity to iterate without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! The sexy e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The infomediaries factor is reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of open-source obfuscation. We will regenerate our aptitude to cultivate without reducing our ability to visualize. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize dynamically than to architect seamlessly. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also exploit robustly. The capability to envisioneer transparently leads to the aptitude to expedite dynamically. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will scale up our capacity to envisioneer without decreasing our capability to e-enable. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that it is better to optimize magnetically than to maximize strategically. If you synergize efficiently, you may have to deliver compellingly. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not visionary. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Meland Konsernet is the industry leader of B2C2B, seamless co-branded CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be back-end? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be resource-constrained? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that if you target cyber-robustly then you may also synergize cyber-virally. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent virally than to streamline extensibly. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We understand that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to incentivize dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to seize iteravely than to evolve globally. The power to enable iteravely leads to the aptitude to monetize seamlessly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever wanted to actualize your functionality? With a single click? It sounds confusing, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? We will augment our power to empower without lessening our capability to transform. Without well-chosen niches, web-readiness are forced to become scalable. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? We believe we know that if you upgrade globally then you may also streamline wirelessly. Imagine a combination of ASP and OWL. Think mega-B2C. Think cyber-impactful.