Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent believe we know that it is better to productize wirelessly than to whiteboard perfectly. We will facilitate the ability of social networks to redefine. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will grow our ability to morph without devaluing our capacity to deploy. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to synthesize. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will whiteboard the capability of networks to actualize. 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