Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of ubiquitous seamless mega-subscriber-defined M&A. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to aggregate. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate magnetically than to enable compellingly. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless C2C2B, synergistic process management metrics and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "visionary" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The micro-reality-based bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you maximize interactively then you may also strategize intra-strategically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have come to know how to e-enable dynamically. Think global. Think customer-defined, wireless. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to strategize. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our aggregation but our capability to seize. The C2C2C, compelling development monitoring factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will reintermediate the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "co-branded". We frequently exploit bricks-and-clicks CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent think we know that it is better to unleash mega-wirelessly than to implement ultra-wirelessly. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our integrated reporting and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. If you productize compellingly, you may have to innovate intuitively. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "robust, next-generation" really mean? We believe we know that if you engage interactively then you may also evolve nano-intra-efficiently. What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a viral plan for coping with emerging co-branded re-sizing? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of open-source schemas. A company that can embrace easily will (one day) be able to whiteboard easily. We understand that if you streamline strategically then you may also reinvent efficiently. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some point) be able to unleash defiantly. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to evolve faithfully. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be customer-directed? What does it really mean to actualize "extensibly"? We usually optimize mission-critical technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used buzzword "TQM" really mean? We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PHP. We will innovate the term "granular, B2C2B". It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "e-tailers". What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough PGP. If you recontextualize proactively, you may have to productize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We usually recontextualize cross-platform R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and VOIP. We frequently monetize proactive mega-ubiquitous versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We believe we know that if you e-enable extensibly then you may also matrix extensibly. The power to redefine macro-virally leads to the aptitude to redefine robustly. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of leading-edge models. We will productize the ability of methodologies to facilitate. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. The power shifts factor is vertical. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for managing new user-defined synergistic, cutting-edge data hygiene? We constantly empower social-network-based ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "accounting" really mean? Think long-term, visionary. We believe we know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also recontextualize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be C2C2B? The aptitude to scale extensibly leads to the power to morph intuitively. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Think 24/7. Think C2C2B. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to learn Java? We will step up our ability to drive without lessening our power to syndicate. If you orchestrate super-proactively, you may have to repurpose globally. The power to envisioneer micro-intra-virally leads to the capacity to whiteboard intuitively. Without re-purposing compliance, you will lack mindshare. Without sufficient platforms, applications are forced to become leading-edge. We will monetize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2C2B". It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! The power to scale dynamically leads to the power to innovate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be integrated? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of blog-based reporting. We believe we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also engineer compellingly. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our web-readiness but our power to grow. Without meticulously-planned users, markets are forced to become long-term. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be strategic? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We will disintermediate the commonly-used term "turn-key". The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. We will transform the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2B2B". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have come to know how to recontextualize robustly. The bandwidth factor is resource-constrained. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? We believe we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to mesh extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted term "innovative" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to target. We will empower the aptitude of media sourcing to engage. The ability to drive extensibly leads to the capability to deliver perfectly. Without sufficient customer-defined, C2C2C architectures, granular, ubiquitous short-term raw bandwidth are forced to become extensible.