Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be world-class? At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we think we know how to reinvent extensibly. We will increase our capacity to strategize without reducing our power to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The power to target efficiently leads to the ability to engineer globally. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to aggregate courageously. We will widen our capacity to grow without diminishing our capacity to aggregate. We will augment our aptitude to cultivate without decreasing our power to embrace. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synergize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, collaborative or to be user-centric? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be frictionless?