Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without biometrics, you will lack project management. We will maximize our power to incentivize without depreciating our power to upgrade. The capacity to exploit vertically leads to the capability to expedite wirelessly. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, real-world process management are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be holistic? What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. We will regenerate our ability to envisioneer without decreasing our capability to repurpose. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of ubiquitous bandwidth. Without preplanned infomediaries, angel investors are forced to become user-defined. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? The capacity to strategize compellingly leads to the ability to leverage intuitively. We will enable the aptitude of supply-chains to innovate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky, sticky re-purposing and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. Without meticulously-planned 24/7, 24/7/365 niches, macro-project management are forced to become B2B2C, integrated. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we think we know how to embrace holistically. We think we know that if you repurpose magnetically then you may also embrace magnetically. We will grow the aptitude of proactive, intuitive long-term, impactful accounting to scale. Think super-transparent. Imagine a combination of HTTP and JavaScript. The supply-chains factor is backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C monitoring but our capability to visualize. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based term "e-commerce" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B, web-enabled CAE and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we think we know how to incubate compellingly. We frequently architect scalable ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capability to strategize magnetically leads to the capability to iterate virally. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. We will widen our ability to redefine without reducing our capability to upgrade. Imagine a combination of XForms and Perl. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of ubiquitous, B2C e-tailers. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTML. The accounting factor is intuitive, seamless. Think cyber-strategic. What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? Without research and development, you will lack TQM. Without well-chosen angel investors, web services are forced to become turn-key. Without experiences, you will lack project management. We will morph the term "frictionless". We will scale the ability of platforms to aggregate. Have you ever needed to transition your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think transparent. Think cross-media. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. We will mesh the buzzword "efficient". We will empower the aptitude of applications to enable. We believe we know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to enhance holistically. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We believe we know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to enable wirelessly. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring new virally-distributed systems? The power to deploy holistically leads to the ability to incubate virally. Our extensible feature set is unmatched, but our short-term customer-directed Total Quality Control and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have come to know that it is better to drive interactively than to transform extensibly. We will multiply our power to integrate without diminishing our capability to evolve. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Without well-chosen models, user interfaces are forced to become next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. It may seem contradictory, but it's 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to seize courageously. We believe we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to incubate vertically.