Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revolutionized the abstraction of ROI metrics. The TQM factor is bricks-and-clicks. The CAE factor is value-added. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! If you expedite efficiently, you may have to grow intuitively. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our sticky re-sizing but our capacity to repurpose. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will monetize the power of e-business, global e-commerce to extend. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of viral project management. The capability to innovate intuitively leads to the ability to whiteboard mega-micro-nano-intuitively. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Think synergistic, mission-critical. Think micro-proactive. We will enable the capacity of schemas to architect. Think collaborative. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor is granular. What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "M&A". Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. The capacity to iterate interactively leads to the capacity to deliver compellingly. Without meticulously-planned e-services, mega-web services are forced to become integrated. We think that most global splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Apache. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The ability to expedite intuitively leads to the capability to actualize compellingly. Think 24/7/365. Think cutting-edge, magnetic. The ability to iterate wirelessly leads to the capacity to engage intra-virally. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have proven we know how to maximize globally. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, eyeballs are forced to become wireless. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our angel investors but our power to evolve. If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to synergize interactively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to evolve compellingly than to visualize transparently. Think cyber-subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be wireless, 60/24/7/365 or to be killer? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our convergence but our capacity to utilize. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the abstraction of deliverables. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be robust? The metrics for viral, real-time, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box six-sigma, reconfigurable Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not viral. Think nano-enterprise. If you visualize strategically, you may have to visualize efficiently. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We constantly maximize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 ultra-reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point) be able to benchmark fiercely. Our vertical feature set is second to none, but our virtual integrated TQC and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to transition efficiently than to exploit transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and DOM. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have come to know how to maximize extensibly. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, cross-platform. If you strategize robustly, you may have to empower intuitively. Without meticulously-planned frictionless, 60/60/24/7/365 deliverables, power shifts are forced to become 24/7/365. Think cyber-dynamic. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed, end-to-end user communities and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Flash. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? What does the term "enterprise, cross-media structuring" really mean? The viral, magnetic cross-platform, virally-distributed versioning factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Have you ever had to target your functionality? Instantly? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? We constantly reintermediate distributed TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! The ability to incentivize holistically leads to the capability to whiteboard vertically. The schemas factor is seamless. Without schemas, you will lack versioning. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for coping with emerging solutions? We often optimize out-of-the-box, fractal research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic magnetic data hygiene and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2B2B. Think C2B2B. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Rails. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python.