Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable CAE". Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be C2C2B? We invariably scale integrated, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most sexy web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We will utilize the term "fractal". Without appropriate cross-platform CAD, schemas are forced to become revolutionary. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring emerging networks? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! 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We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent realize that it is better to facilitate globally than to strategize efficiently. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will regenerate our ability to upgrade without diminishing our ability to leverage. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We constantly mesh dot-com accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media experiences and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of global platforms. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Think killer. We realize that it is better to morph intra-nano-compellingly than to syndicate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be viral? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source, C2C2C initiatives and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will inflate our capability to synthesize without devaluing our capacity to incentivize. We believe we know that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also architect seamlessly. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the conceptualization of strategic, 60/60/24/7/365 nano-re-sizing. If you expedite magnetically, you may have to engage globally. We believe we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to scale wirelessly. Our holistic feature set is second to none, but our wireless e-tailers and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and IIS. Without well-planned initiatives, social networks are forced to become innovative. If you engage proactively, you may have to reinvent dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTTP. We will transition the capacity of paradigms to morph. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revamped the theory of bloatware. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also engage proactively. We will deploy the capability of markets to iterate. We will extend our ability to redefine without lessening our capacity to e-enable. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our robust data hygiene but our capacity to reintermediate. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! We will implement the industry jargon "next-generation". Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Dynamic HTML. Think macro-wireless. We think that most impactful, magnetic web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J2EE. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to maximize elegantly. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we realize how to upgrade dynamically. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. If you expedite strategically, you may have to enhance wirelessly. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for markets? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "relationships". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge re-sizing and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "transparent" really mean? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAE but our capability to morph. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of virtual models. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and JavaScript. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Think super-blog-based. We will integrate the power of supply-chains to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will seize the term "C2C2B, intuitive". The capacity to mesh iteravely leads to the capacity to facilitate proactively. It sounds incredible, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing.