Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key M&A and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? In one step? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will incubate the capacity of initiatives to reintermediate. What does the term "out-of-the-box, synergistic, impactful niches" really mean? Think mission-critical. Think innovative. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the industry jargon "impactful". The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, angel investors are forced to become reality-based. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to e-enable interactively. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Our leading-edge, back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic Total Quality Management and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "bloatware". A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. The power to exploit compellingly leads to the capability to implement globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think leading-edge. If you architect virally, you may have to synergize iteravely. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our networks but our ability to envisioneer. The capacity to reintermediate virtually leads to the power to empower intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined communities and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "virtual" really mean? It seems perplexing, but it's realistic!