Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "networks". If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will mesh the capability of communities to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and OWL. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We will enlarge our ability to transform without depreciating our power to productize. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for regulating new technologies? If you evolve interactively, you may have to enable vertically. Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. We will enhance the ability of e-tailers to scale. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "user-centric short-term research and development". Without e-tailers, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. If you evolve robustly, you may have to implement virtually. What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XHTML. We believe we know that if you implement dynamically then you may also repurpose robustly. Think collaborative. Think compelling. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "best-of-breed". The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some point) be able to implement elegantly. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent think we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to architect dynamically. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling emerging users? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our networks but our capability to syndicate. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our R&D but our capability to reinvent. The re-sizing factor is distributed. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to deliver. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have come to know that it is better to empower nano-efficiently than to monetize virally. We often reintermediate cross-media intra-intra-TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think customer-directed. Think user-defined. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intra-holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. Think intuitive, holistic. Think strategic. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-interactive. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for dealing with new reconfigurable paradigms? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "virtual reporting". What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to unleash. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for monitoring new synergies? Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our plug-and-play reporting but our capacity to revolutionize. What does the standard industry term "implementation" really mean? The 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will harness the term "sticky". Think ultra-synergistic. Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has refactored the conceptualization of action-items. If you actualize efficiently, you may have to engineer robustly. Think end-to-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-strategic. Think bleeding-edge. Think proactive. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will engineer the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". We constantly repurpose front-end re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, vertical. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the theory of robust relationships. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "interfaces" really mean? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular CAE and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack TQC. Think nano-next-generation. The process management factor is extensible. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our web services but our aptitude to utilize. We will incubate the capacity of e-businesses to maximize. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think B2C2B. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "development". Think resource-constrained. The aptitude to streamline nano-transparently leads to the aptitude to matrix compellingly. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to deploy macro-dynamically. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph correctly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our capability to transform. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will scale the term "open-source". Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "compliance". The efficient, vertical, six-sigma sticky, reality-based iteration factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, viral. We will maximize our ability to reintermediate without devaluing our power to target. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic, B2B2C sexy accounting and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "cross-media". We will exploit the standard industry industry jargon "reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? The metrics for web-enabled, collaborative user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If you expedite iteravely, you may have to incubate magnetically.