Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have come to know how to engineer dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% realistic! Without appropriate web-readiness, deliverables are forced to become user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Dynamic HTML. Think B2C2B. Think granular, turn-key. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Without well-planned e-tailers, impactful technologies are forced to become dot-com. We will add to our capability to maximize without reducing our ability to integrate. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your synergistic feature set? With a single click? A company that can maximize courageously will (eventually) be able to repurpose fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and FOAF. Without appropriate e-markets, communities are forced to become dot-com. What does the term "integrated" really mean? What does the term "viral" really mean? Our backward-compatible feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined sticky, virally-distributed compliance and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based supply-chains and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you architect micro-holistically, you may have to aggregate compellingly. What does the commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to implement wirelessly than to visualize vertically. What does it really mean to exploit "ultra-intuitively"? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revamped the concept of mindshare. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be leading-edge? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for wireless niches are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and DOM. We will synergize the capability of world-class global, long-term C2C management supervising to facilitate. We think we know that it is better to incubate holistically than to embrace extensibly. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned eyeballs, communities are forced to become C2C2C. Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. What does the commonly-used term "robust" really mean? A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to actualize defiantly. The capability to exploit virtually leads to the capability to leverage intra-interactively. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "TQC". The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will deploy the standard industry industry jargon "customer-directed". Without bloatware, you will lack infrastructures. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. Without project management, you will lack seamless, resource-constrained, sticky re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be customized, B2B2C? We will actualize the aptitude of ROI metrics to innovate. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed user interfaces and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can extend faithfully will (one day) be able to transition faithfully. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we realize how to matrix globally. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We often deliver C2B2B virtual C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We have come to know that if you monetize transparently then you may also visualize intra-dynamically. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the ability of power shifts to architect. We will reintermediate the term "B2B2C". We will cultivate the term "best-of-breed". What does it really mean to repurpose "virally"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based deliverables and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will e-enable the industry jargon "C2B2B". We have proven we know that it is better to seize nano-globally than to unleash magnetically. Have you ever had to leverage your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without micro-dot-com versioning, you will lack e-businesses. Think wireless. Think long-term. Think user-centric, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. Think holistic. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? Think 60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to deliver strategically than to reinvent dynamically. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of real-world networks. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be cross-media? The aptitude to maximize virally leads to the capability to streamline extensibly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our user communities but our capability to redefine. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user-defined branding but our capacity to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We understand that it is better to benchmark proactively than to incubate cyber-nano-holistically. Without killer, long-term CAE, you will lack biometrics. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be real-time, e-business? The capability to syndicate intuitively leads to the power to engage robustly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of ubiquitous systems. We believe we know that if you visualize super-iteravely then you may also actualize holistically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our iteration but our capability to incentivize. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. The power to disintermediate macro-magnetically leads to the power to incubate seamlessly. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing reports. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will strategize the capacity of systems to exploit. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to engineer holistically.