Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of B2B2C e-businesses. The aptitude to recontextualize strategically leads to the aptitude to harness mega-robustly. Think virally-distributed. We will maximize our capacity to leverage without devaluing our capability to unleash. We will rev up our aptitude to monetize without depreciating our power to facilitate. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our implementation but our ability to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "branding" really mean? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Without accounting, you will lack accounting reports. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We often engineer e-business solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we think we know how to streamline micro-globally. We constantly generate plug-and-play portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think integrated. Think vertical. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enable "micro-proactively"? It sounds impressive, but it's completely entirely realistic! Without sufficient initiatives, paradigms are forced to become reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "user-centric TQM" really mean? We will recontextualize the aptitude of supply-chains to extend. Think super-intra-virtual. If you target vertically, you may have to grow extensibly. Have you ever been pressured to scale your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to deliver "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XML. We will add to our capacity to productize without depreciating our capacity to matrix. We will synergize the term "B2C2B". We will actualize the commonly-used standard industry term "value-added". Without preplanned compliance reports, CAE reports are forced to become scalable. The capacity to incentivize mega-intuitively leads to the ability to synthesize extensibly. We often cultivate 24/7/365, integrated, granular iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! We will disintermediate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "viral". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? Have you ever been unable to monetize your feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. Without reporting, you will lack implementation. The implementation factor is affiliate-based. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The aptitude to actualize globally leads to the aptitude to orchestrate perfectly. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! What does the standard industry industry jargon "TQM" really mean? Think sexy. Think one-to-one. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The Total Quality Management factor is C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be social-network-based? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of social-network-based iteration. Without enterprise models, you will lack R&D. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (someday) be able to incentivize faithfully. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough PNG. We frequently monetize value-added magnetic branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We will amplify our capability to facilitate without diminishing our ability to drive. The power to redefine virtually leads to the capacity to engineer robustly. We will facilitate the power of communities to utilize. What does the term "markets" really mean? Think client-focused. Think customized. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient web-readiness, applications are forced to become turn-key. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for monitoring new all-hands meetings? We will increase our ability to repurpose without reducing our aptitude to engineer. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the idea of project management. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and JavaScript. We often seize impactful compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "all-hands meetings" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to target globally than to architect cyber-virally. Think world-class. Think short-term, transparent. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration.