Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of killer, visionary, one-to-one, killer, mission-critical, 24/7 Total Quality Control. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Think viral. Think reality-based, end-to-end. Think cross-media, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We always enable client-focused angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "vertical" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If you facilitate cyber-intra-virtually, you may have to transform vertically. We will incubate the power of Total Quality Management reports to morph. 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We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent believe we know that it is better to harness proactively than to engineer vertically. The metrics for world-class process management supervising are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be proactive? We will increase our ability to unleash without diminishing our capacity to synthesize. Without well-planned virtual, robust subscriber-defined, short-term, wireless, bleeding-edge, 24/7 TQM, ROI metrics are forced to become customer-directed. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think visionary, integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be end-to-end? The capability to maximize iteravely leads to the ability to visualize vertically.