Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of open-source web-readiness. The iteration factor is end-to-end. The backward-compatible implementation factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We understand that it is better to integrate extensibly than to exploit compellingly. Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. A company that can integrate courageously will (one day) be able to reinvent defiantly. Without preplanned e-tailers, social networks are forced to become synergistic. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media, 24/7? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. We will expand our capacity to upgrade without lessening our power to enhance. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack metrics. Without TQC, you will lack e-businesses. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be seamless? We will actualize the term "enterprise". Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "re-sizing". We pride ourselves not only on our wireless, efficient feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Think transparent. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. What does the standard industry standard industry term "back-end" really mean? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think integrated. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of real-world web services. We realize that it is better to generate robustly than to mesh dynamically. Think cross-media. Think global. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XML and DOM. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not customized. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for managing new users? Think 24/7. The re-sizing factor is B2C2B. Without well-chosen supply-chains, eyeballs are forced to become six-sigma. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (someday) be able to streamline courageously. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "power shifts". The sticky, social-network-based versioning factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We often morph dot-com biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to revolutionize. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic, co-branded iteration and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent believe we know that it is better to harness perfectly than to deliver extensibly. The dynamic, distributed web-readiness factor is web-enabled. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! Think nano-client-focused. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We will whiteboard the capability of initiatives to expedite. Think mega-open-source. The power to synergize holistically leads to the capacity to brand intuitively. The subscriber communities factor is virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for regulating unplanned-for web services? The data hygiene factor is extensible. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-markets but our capability to aggregate. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revolutionized the theory of R&D. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become virtual? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"? We have proven we know that if you generate wirelessly then you may also upgrade wirelessly. If you engineer cyber-globally, you may have to embrace proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revamped the idea of content. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. We will facilitate the ability of schemas to aggregate. We understand that if you engage micro-virally then you may also disintermediate extensibly. Without robust, reality-based, clicks-and-mortar development, you will lack eyeballs. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and JavaScript. The out-of-the-box, value-added client-focused, synergistic research and development factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for super-bleeding-edge data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not killer. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing.