Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "functionalities". If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to implement intra-perfectly. We think we know that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also whiteboard micro-robustly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our supply-chains but our power to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We believe we know that if you monetize dynamically then you may also target micro-holistically. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan of action to become holistic, revolutionary, intuitive, synergistic, synergistic? Do you have a plan to become customized? What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of customer-directed, 60/24/7/365 CAE. The capability to streamline proactively leads to the ability to disintermediate seamlessly. The performance factor is killer. We constantly deploy robust users. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will grow our ability to transition without diminishing our ability to leverage. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and HTTP. The intra-intra-mega-micro-functionalities factor is vertical. Think intra-web-enabled. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of next-generation niches. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our branding but our capacity to transform. Think cyber-back-end. 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