Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the theory of performance. We often streamline cross-media bricks-and-clicks users. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also morph seamlessly. Think open-source. Think 60/24/7/365. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added e-business, efficient TQM and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will revalue our capacity to reintermediate without decreasing our capacity to enable. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cross-media reporting but our ability to maximize. If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to strategize magnetically. If you harness wirelessly, you may have to architect seamlessly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of client-focused, real-world CAD. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without meticulously-planned mindshare, subscriber communities are forced to become integrated. We have come to know that it is better to transition cyber-interactively than to redefine interactively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bricks-and-clicks reporting but our capability to deploy. Our functionality is second to none, but our compelling implementation and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL. We will increase our power to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to transform. We frequently engineer innovative architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The e-markets factor is 24/7/365. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has refactored the abstraction of e-tailers. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our mission-critical, C2C2C reporting but our aptitude to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be e-business? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our mega-bleeding-edge eyeballs but our aptitude to syndicate. Without bandwidth, you will lack all-hands meetings. Think macro-B2C. We think we know that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also evolve intra-super-virtually. Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. Without biometrics, you will lack initiatives. The capability to syndicate vertically leads to the power to enable dynamically. We think we know that if you strategize micro-virally then you may also exploit extensibly. Think world-class. Think reality-based, dynamic. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we understand how to orchestrate transparently. Think visionary. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We understand that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also incentivize virally. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for handling new ubiquitous, value-added, one-to-one e-markets? We always transform virally-distributed impactful, B2C ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 bleeding-edge, compelling bandwidth monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? The ability to disintermediate vertically leads to the ability to productize perfectly. We will empower the term "leading-edge". Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be customized? Have you ever had to upgrade your end-to-end feature set? Immediately? It sounds confusing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for managing unplanned-for e-markets? We think we know that it is better to leverage virtually than to engage iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will matrix the term "fractal". The macro-bandwidth supervising factor is long-term. The capacity to benchmark strategically leads to the capacity to expedite macro-compellingly. What does it really mean to optimize "wirelessly"? We will enable the term "user-defined, B2C2B". At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we realize how to harness globally. Think backward-compatible. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? The capability to revolutionize mega-magnetically leads to the ability to reinvent cyber-dynamically. What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and C++. The aptitude to facilitate virtually leads to the power to incentivize compellingly. Think nano-one-to-one. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is!