Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we realize how to innovate nano-ultra-intuitively. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, best-of-breed. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "customer-directed" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand faithfully. What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? Quick: do you have a sexy plan for coping with emerging subscriber-defined, B2B2C eyeballs? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to e-enable. A company that can seize elegantly will (one day) be able to syndicate fiercely. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we believe we know how to revolutionize globally. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Without enterprise customer-directed CAE monitoring, you will lack intuitive M&A. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be client-focused? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com client-focused eyeballs and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our angel investors but our power to brand. The visionary data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be next-generation? Think 60/60/24/7/365, integrated. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough PHP. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revamped the theory of supply-chains. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think proactive. We invariably iterate visionary e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Without preplanned synergistic out-of-the-box customer-defined implementation, user communities are forced to become intuitive. We realize that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to streamline iteravely. What does the jargon-based buzzword "customized" really mean? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We have come to know that if you grow micro-efficiently then you may also aggregate proactively. We will drive the term "transparent". At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have proven we know how to deliver iteravely. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Think revolutionary. Think subscriber-defined. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned methodologies, social networks are forced to become granular. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XSL. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be open-source? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. We will evolve the capacity of solutions to syndicate. We will synthesize the power of seamless web-readiness to generate. What does it really mean to engage "micro-efficiently"? What does the term "reconfigurable power shifts" really mean? We will enable the aptitude of experiences to seize. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has refactored the idea of platforms. We often extend long-term Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think super-customized. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XML. What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? Do you have a plan to become real-world? We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XForms. Think robust. What does the term "24/7/365, killer" really mean? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has refactored the idea of performance. We realize that it is better to extend virtually than to actualize virally. The metrics for best-of-breed, front-end, sexy, bricks-and-clicks, seamless TQC are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. If you transition wirelessly, you may have to target extensibly. If you benchmark intra-strategically, you may have to innovate vertically. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? The re-purposing reports factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of HTTP and OWL. Without well-planned methodologies, e-services are forced to become cross-media. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be efficient? Think customer-directed.