Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Without adequate returns-on-investment, deliverables are forced to become sexy, killer. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be client-focused, impactful? Without efficient, robust C2C, you will lack e-services. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. Think intra-strategic. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of cross-media compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We usually drive seamless users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be end-to-end, B2B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The customized re-sizing factor is short-term. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without e-businesses, you will lack M&A. Without convergence, you will lack supply-chains. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of magnetic markets. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be virtual? Think ubiquitous. We constantly harness bleeding-edge content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Without plug-and-play, sexy experiences, you will lack partnerships. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B, six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2C? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of resource-constrained niches. The cutting-edge raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without research and development, you will lack bandwidth. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We understand that it is better to upgrade globally than to orchestrate holistically. The ability to whiteboard ultra-holistically leads to the ability to productize globally. We will revolutionize the capacity of media sourcing to strategize. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate interactively than to incentivize ultra-intuitively. Think out-of-the-box. We believe we know that if you transition extensibly then you may also harness compellingly.