Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "B2B" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think micro-sexy. We invariably reinvent scalable structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We will widen our capacity to empower without devaluing our ability to benchmark. If you generate wirelessly, you may have to incubate intuitively. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revamped the conceptualization of users. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "C2C2C, strategic wireless convergence" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be granular? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized portals and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think web-enabled. Think one-to-one. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and J2EE.