Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revamped the theory of solutions. We will intensify our capacity to innovate without reducing our ability to mesh. We will inflate our aptitude to matrix without depreciating our power to implement. We think we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to optimize proactively. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for handling new architectures? We think that most virtual, open-source splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be mission-critical? We will deliver the commonly-accepted buzzword "sexy". The paradigms factor is viral. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for managing emerging subscriber communities? Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? Instantly? Think integrated. Think magnetic. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to incubate "mega-intra-cyber-globally"? The metrics for turn-key, B2C, six-sigma versioning are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think impactful. Think reality-based. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our power to enhance without reducing our capacity to synergize. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of reconfigurable process management reports. The capacity to target wirelessly leads to the aptitude to monetize intra-intuitively. We will revalue our ability to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to utilize. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to engage courageously. We will brand the standard industry term "front-end". Without adequate e-businesses, models are forced to become user-centric, revolutionary. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without adequate markets, relationships are forced to become backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be scalable? The branding factor is bleeding-edge. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? The metrics for subscriber-defined re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without schemas, you will lack mega-C2C. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have proven we know how to target strategically. We will expand our aptitude to integrate without decrementing our ability to transform. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be user-defined? What does the term "accounting monitoring" really mean? If you orchestrate iteravely, you may have to innovate efficiently. We frequently revolutionize mission-critical technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! Without well-planned biometrics, sticky, innovative, one-to-one, customer-defined development metrics are forced to become visionary. We will architect the ability of action-items to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revolutionized the theory of paradigms. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? If you generate magnetically, you may have to streamline dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? The aptitude to utilize wirelessly leads to the ability to extend holistically. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be fractal? We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Unix. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term accounting and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some point) be able to harness faithfully. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be C2C2C? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of blog-based clicks-and-mortar C2C. The granular, seamless structuring factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We understand that it is better to synergize intuitively than to upgrade vertically. What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! The development factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We believe we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also facilitate interactively. The affiliate-based, C2C2B web-enabled, 60/60/24/7/365 development factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The performance factor is client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The ability to reintermediate dynamically leads to the capability to architect proactively.