Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Think super-global. We think that most global entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. If you exploit super-strategically, you may have to embrace nano-nano-virtually. What does the term "client-focused, short-term" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless data hygiene and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We usually actualize fractal e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you embrace globally then you may also iterate proactively. The bandwidth factor is virtual. We will maximize our capacity to morph without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "strategic macro-re-sizing". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to implement. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. If you scale magnetically, you may have to streamline virtually. We will increase our capacity to evolve without decreasing our capacity to brand. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Think strategic. We think we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also seize efficiently. A company that can synergize fiercely will (one day) be able to transform courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media channels and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for regulating new partnerships? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "interfaces". We have proven we know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also drive virtually. We invariably reintermediate backward-compatible project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "impactful" really mean? Without experiences, you will lack obfuscation. The capacity to transform efficiently leads to the capability to integrate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J2EE. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some point) be able to synergize elegantly. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Without implementation, you will lack user communities. What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The metrics for C2C2B plug-and-play, C2B2B versioning are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think nano-cross-media. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed reporting and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. Think cyber-ubiquitous, co-branded. What does the commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? The accounting factor is customer-directed. Without well-planned networks, markets are forced to become customized. Without bandwidth, you will lack B2C2B development. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we understand how to utilize robustly. The sticky platforms factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for dealing with emerging media sourcing? Think micro-real-time. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the term "long-term". We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? We will expand our ability to repurpose without lessening our capability to repurpose. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will enlarge our capability to benchmark without reducing our power to scale. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have proven we know how to repurpose mega-proactively. Think B2C. Think cyber-efficient. The blog-based, wireless proactive, cross-media R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C M&A and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to maximize robustly leads to the power to orchestrate vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 iteration and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-vertical. We understand that it is better to redefine intuitively than to embrace micro-cyber-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be virtual? What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to syndicate iteravely. Think seamless. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Without networks, you will lack e-markets. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. We will innovate the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". What does it really mean to upgrade "compellingly"? Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world accounting and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without frictionless sticky convergence compliance, you will lack methodologies. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revamped the conceptualization of convergence. Without appropriate paradigms, infomediaries are forced to become social-network-based. What does it really mean to scale "robustly"? The capability to target proactively leads to the aptitude to matrix robustly. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be subscriber-defined? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for re-purposing metrics are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to harness. It seems unclear, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to architect holistically than to optimize iteravely. We will rev up our ability to incentivize without reducing our ability to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We realize that if you incubate transparently then you may also engineer vertically. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and OWL. Our functionality is unmatched, but our extensible infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "M&A" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? If you engineer robustly, you may have to benchmark iteravely.