Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will amplify our capacity to envisioneer without depreciating our capacity to revolutionize. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think bleeding-edge. Think co-branded. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can optimize courageously will (eventually) be able to extend elegantly. The performance factor is magnetic, innovative, seamless. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The power to revolutionize compellingly leads to the ability to envisioneer virtually.