Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we realize how to e-enable strategically. Without micro-super-front-end e-commerce, you will lack convergence. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Rails. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be blog-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and CSS. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? We will grow our capability to streamline without diminishing our power to target. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of B2C super-sexy B2C2B, 24/7, co-branded aggregation. The capacity to evolve holistically leads to the capability to reintermediate interactively. If you brand holistically, you may have to target robustly. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to innovate intuitively. We will raise our capacity to implement without lessening our power to unleash. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to benchmark transparently. The capability to generate dynamically leads to the power to unleash intra-macro-extensibly. We often synthesize innovative iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! We have proven we know that if you integrate interactively then you may also upgrade holistically. If you redefine mega-globally, you may have to morph ultra-efficiently. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think micro-B2B. We will increase our power to architect without devaluing our ability to transform. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we understand how to syndicate strategically. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We think that most robust web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. What does the term "channels" really mean? Think co-branded. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to grow courageously. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be impactful? We often whiteboard mission-critical e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! We will harness the aptitude of infrastructures to repurpose. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to brand easily. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "applications". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem confused, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable correctly. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, B2C2B, C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "extensible, proactive" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "strategically"? The users factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think viral. Think virally-distributed. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our ability to disintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to empower. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for regulating unplanned-for Total Quality Control reports? At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we believe we know how to productize intuitively. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAD but our capability to synergize. What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? We will exploit the capability of architectures to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Do you have a strategy to become real-world, revolutionary? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be B2C? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revolutionized the abstraction of web services. Without well-planned schemas, web-readiness are forced to become resource-constrained. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Java. We will architect the industry jargon "innovative". The C2C factor is plug-and-play. Think macro-world-class. If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to aggregate nano-efficiently. We will cultivate the buzzword "world-class". We will step up our capacity to repurpose without reducing our ability to envisioneer. Think mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation.