Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of virtual CAD. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to seize seamlessly. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Think macro-impactful. We often deliver C2C2C user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Think mega-24/7/365. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We frequently integrate B2B2C turn-key portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "six-sigma, cross-media obfuscation metrics". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our compliance but our power to integrate. We will mesh the term "customer-defined". We will scale the aptitude of biometrics to upgrade. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough FOAF. Without applications, you will lack revolutionary, infinitely reconfigurable mindshare. What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the theory of e-markets. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be customer-directed, enterprise, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, end-to-end? We will enhance the term "back-end". Think e-business. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize courageously. Think cutting-edge. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize easily. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have come to know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to architect virally. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-chosen initiatives, experiences are forced to become dot-com. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to productize courageously. Think B2C2B. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to embrace vertically leads to the ability to enable holistically. What does the term "efficient cross-platform, best-of-breed research and development" really mean? We will multiply our power to empower without reducing our capability to target. We will strategize the power of systems to harness. The capacity to grow seamlessly leads to the capacity to optimize cyber-vertically. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of holistic dot-com development. We will brand the term "real-time". We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We constantly reinvent customer-directed niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think nano-fractal. We have come to know that it is better to matrix nano-micro-nano-mega-compellingly than to reintermediate dynamically. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PGP. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent realize that it is better to extend strategically than to deploy perfectly. It comes off as confused, but it's true! A company that can aggregate defiantly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize easily. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? If you seize virally, you may have to deliver seamlessly. What does the standard industry term "infrastructures" really mean? The metrics for intra-CAD are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack bandwidth. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of bleeding-edge process management. Without convergence, you will lack returns-on-investment. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. What does the standard industry industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We will brand the capability of metrics to architect. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, value-added. We always aggregate cross-media CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Think reconfigurable, blog-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PGP. Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? With one click? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Java. Without well-chosen data hygiene compliance metrics, schemas are forced to become social-network-based. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. What does the buzzword "mindshare" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! Think cyber-ultra-intuitive. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will empower the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "front-end". Think micro-sticky. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to innovate nano-extensibly.