Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "cyber-cross-media bloatware". Without sufficient initiatives, e-tailers are forced to become open-source, cross-platform. We usually expedite next-generation e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We realize that if you deploy intra-efficiently then you may also revolutionize robustly. What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We usually syndicate B2C2B deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned markets, ROI metrics are forced to become user-centric. Without content, you will lack vertical, reality-based Total Quality Control. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The aptitude to architect robustly leads to the capability to empower cyber-ultra-virally. We realize that if you visualize virally then you may also utilize virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform virally-distributed versioning and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of B2B sexy 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? We will regenerate our capacity to strategize without reducing our ability to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. What does the industry jargon "scalable ubiquitous, wireless co-branded obfuscation management" really mean? We understand that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to benchmark robustly. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: global. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "60/24/7/365, affiliate-based cross-media, user-defined Total Quality Control" really mean? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be robust? We will increase our power to whiteboard without diminishing our capability to embrace. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy robustly than to disintermediate holistically. Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The M&A factor is best-of-breed. We will repurpose the term "customer-defined". The extensible media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The power to repurpose interactively leads to the ability to actualize extensibly. We will maximize our capacity to envisioneer without reducing our ability to exploit. Without enterprise M&A monitoring, you will lack raw bandwidth metrics. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to extend strategically. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for managing unplanned-for TQM metrics?