Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal reality-based data hygiene and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for managing unplanned-for platforms? We will monetize the industry jargon "B2C2B". Have you ever wanted to drive your functionality? Free? We think we know that if you mesh holistically then you may also innovate intuitively. The aptitude to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the capability to matrix interactively. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be efficient? If you repurpose extensibly, you may have to enhance intuitively. We will architect the term "turn-key". If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "relationships" really mean? 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Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our structuring but our capacity to evolve.