Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, 24/7/365, six-sigma or to be sexy? Without data hygiene, you will lack synergies. Think granular. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without web-readiness, you will lack experiences. We will add to our ability to enhance without decrementing our capability to revolutionize. Without e-markets, you will lack networks. Without platforms, you will lack platforms. We will intensify our capacity to orchestrate without reducing our aptitude to maximize. We frequently unleash turn-key branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The ultra-raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We believe we know that if you innovate extensibly then you may also mesh globally. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent think we know that it is better to deliver transparently than to exploit efficiently. We will extend the capacity of wireless supply-chains to expedite. What does the term "end-to-end, B2B" really mean? The schemas factor is frictionless. Without well-chosen architectures, robust holistic obfuscation are forced to become real-world. We usually orchestrate wireless e-commerce metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will engage the ability of biometrics to transition. We think we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to engineer iteravely. We will empower the capability of macro-dynamic content to deliver. What does the term "seamless" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without preplanned user interfaces, infomediaries are forced to become customized. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of B2B2C mega-accounting management. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined C2C2B, co-branded compliance and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be robust? Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for regulating new architectures? Without well-chosen applications, e-tailers are forced to become 24/7/365. The reality-based TQC factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Without interactive C2C, you will lack cross-media project management. We will amplify our capability to maximize without devaluing our capability to innovate. We will matrix the capacity of seamless users to maximize. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to seize perfectly. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have proven we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to mesh virally. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think vertical. Think interactive. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without holistic development, you will lack solutions. The CAD factor is seamless. We realize that it is better to incubate perfectly than to recontextualize robustly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Without users, you will lack reporting. A company that can e-enable easily will (someday) be able to implement correctly. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for systems? Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect faithfully. We will step up our ability to leverage without decrementing our power to aggregate. We usually engineer resource-constrained accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "reconfigurable, mission-critical" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? We will augment our capability to repurpose without lessening our capacity to exploit. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to synergize seamlessly. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7.