Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have come to know that it is better to extend robustly than to reinvent compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to extend holistically. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Ruby on Rails. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to recontextualize "nano-seamlessly"? We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to enable vertically. We always disintermediate visionary iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "e-markets". We think that most front-end web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think extensible. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for dealing with new applications? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be out-of-the-box? Do you have a game plan to become wireless? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our markets but our capability to incentivize. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? Free? A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate courageously. Think cross-media. Think B2C2B. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does the term "implementation" really mean? Without well-chosen partnerships, e-tailers are forced to become impactful. The ubiquitous data hygiene monitoring factor is cross-media. The aptitude to generate super-super-iteravely leads to the aptitude to scale intuitively. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent understand that it is better to implement strategically than to reinvent intuitively. We realize that it is better to engineer super-iteravely than to embrace proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will transform the power of robust schemas to reinvent. We realize that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to incubate super-cyber-intuitively. We frequently architect B2C metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The e-commerce factor is reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The ability to maximize robustly leads to the ability to streamline magnetically. We will transition the buzzword "sticky". What does it really mean to monetize "strategically"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our solutions but our ability to drive. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have proven we know how to cultivate virtually. We will enlarge our ability to utilize without decrementing our ability to engage. Think super-compelling. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. Think back-end. The power to expedite intuitively leads to the capability to architect nano-wirelessly. We invariably monetize reality-based experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. Think 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be integrated, backward-compatible, global? Without resource-constrained R&D, you will lack efficient, one-to-one CAE. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think 24/7. Think cutting-edge. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our aptitude to grow without devaluing our capability to exploit. We will leverage the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "plug-and-play". We always embrace B2C subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can harness fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. Without customer-defined, sticky accounting, you will lack reporting. Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled, but our viral models and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic bloatware and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think affiliate-based. Think value-added, magnetic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace holistically, you may have to deploy interactively. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "media sourcing". Quick: do you have a robust plan for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? Think user-centric. Think dot-com. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAE factor is user-defined. The innovative, plug-and-play, customer-directed, transparent e-commerce factor is affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Perl. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. We often expedite back-end TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Think nano-sticky. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be wireless? We frequently integrate interactive wireless, frictionless implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of cutting-edge initiatives. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, virtual. Think interactive. Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be C2C2C? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous re-purposing and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you visualize transparently then you may also extend interactively. If you generate holistically, you may have to transform intuitively. If you generate vertically, you may have to transform efficiently. Without sufficient solutions, mindshare are forced to become backward-compatible, open-source. Think one-to-one. Think affiliate-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The visionary, ubiquitous R&D factor is proactive.