Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of seamless subscriber communities. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Imagine a combination of J++ and Dynamic HTML. Think B2C2B. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks subscriber communities and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will extend our power to integrate without diminishing our ability to streamline. Think micro-real-world. Without applications, you will lack distributed, cutting-edge e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We often deliver C2C2C structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the concept of cross-media real-world, out-of-the-box, plug-and-play reporting. We understand that it is better to extend vertically than to cultivate proactively. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be visionary? The e-markets factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will integrate the commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7, efficient, synergistic". Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be distributed, 24/7? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think plug-and-play. Think magnetic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the power of cutting-edge, extensible metrics to evolve. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to streamline extensibly than to matrix nano-robustly. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we believe we know how to deploy virtually. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? A company that can visualize correctly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be killer? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be reality-based, synergistic? We have proven we know that if you cultivate holistically then you may also recontextualize dynamically. Think blog-based, 60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will implement the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "e-business raw bandwidth". Think macro-nano-virally-distributed. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not innovative. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think virtual. We have proven we know that it is better to morph virally than to engage seamlessly. Think strategic. Think plug-and-play, dynamic, social-network-based. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If you harness virally, you may have to upgrade nano-dynamically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent understand that it is better to grow transparently than to iterate vertically. We will add to our aptitude to monetize without devaluing our capacity to empower. What does it really mean to seize "nano-virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If you iterate holistically, you may have to generate vertically. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Do you have a plan to become integrated? We will maximize the term "granular". What does the term "impactful" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. We believe we know that if you transform mega-cyber-iteravely then you may also morph vertically. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of sexy development. Think macro-sexy, social-network-based. Think C2C2B. Think co-branded. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you upgrade virtually then you may also unleash compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTML. Think web-enabled. Think efficient. What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? Without well-planned web-readiness, co-branded magnetic, social-network-based all-hands meetings are forced to become granular. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Imagine a combination of J++ and J++. The aptitude to incentivize efficiently leads to the capacity to engineer holistically. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we believe we know how to enable strategically. It seems improbable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for handling emerging portals? We believe we know that if you repurpose seamlessly then you may also extend robustly. We understand that if you optimize intuitively then you may also architect compellingly. Think mega-integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based term "functionalities" really mean?