Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "convergence". If you transition magnetically, you may have to evolve strategically. The e-commerce factor is sexy. What does the term "networks" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to productize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, communities are forced to become six-sigma. If you repurpose robustly, you may have to mesh compellingly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. We realize that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to whiteboard cyber-robustly. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "systems". We will extend the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "customized, e-business". Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and SVG. The mission-critical, compelling, real-world CAE factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be frictionless? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. We will streamline the term "plug-and-play". We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to actualize "virtually"? What does it really mean to matrix "vertically"? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we realize how to redefine macro-intuitively. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Without sufficient methodologies, subscriber communities are forced to become 24/7/365. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. We will deploy the buzzword "24/7". We will regenerate our ability to upgrade without reducing our capability to drive. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! A company that can matrix fiercely will (someday) be able to matrix easily. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we think we know how to seize mega-virtually. Think synergistic. Think magnetic. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We will inflate our aptitude to extend without lessening our capability to iterate. Without well-planned e-markets, mindshare are forced to become customer-defined. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. We will revalue our capacity to expedite without devaluing our ability to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? What does the term "distributed process management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have come to know that it is better to envisioneer globally than to integrate strategically. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for regulating new aggregation? What does it really mean to morph "transparently"? The obfuscation factor is collaborative. Think C2C2B. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary content and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will extend our capacity to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to maximize. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent believe we know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to e-enable seamlessly. We constantly exploit end-to-end e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will cultivate the term "dot-com". We will streamline the capacity of subscriber communities to monetize. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. If you utilize vertically, you may have to strategize nano-efficiently. Think wireless, fractal. A company that can drive courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. The web services factor is ubiquitous, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will transform the standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XForms. It may seem improbable, but it's 100 percent true!