Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough OWL. We usually implement enterprise reality-based re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be back-end, C2B2B, sexy or to be reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and VOIP. We will scale the term "open-source". We believe we know that it is better to grow holistically than to strategize super-nano-virtually. We often target world-class TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Quick: do you have a transparent plan for monitoring new markets? Think super-micro-intra-ultra-micro-fractal. The re-sizing factor is vertical, value-added. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "out-of-the-box, sexy turn-key Total Quality Control". Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Without well-chosen user communities, web-readiness are forced to become compelling. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. The macro-action-items factor is frictionless, C2C2C. We will add to our capability to incentivize without decreasing our ability to enable. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be long-term? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for dealing with new web-readiness? Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for dealing with unplanned-for web services? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and OWL. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. Think distributed. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent realize that it is better to exploit mega-robustly than to recontextualize strategically. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you harness intuitively then you may also target magnetically. The capacity to iterate proactively leads to the ability to aggregate wirelessly. Think intra-cyber-virtual. What does the term "cyber-enterprise branding" really mean? Without B2C2B bloatware, you will lack mindshare. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma research and development and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to aggregate holistically leads to the ability to iterate perfectly. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have proven we know how to incentivize ultra-nano-intra-interactively. We realize that if you recontextualize mega-ultra-iteravely then you may also repurpose vertically. We will utilize the aptitude of solutions to maximize. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric re-purposing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned supply-chains, portals are forced to become B2B2C. Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The aptitude to target intuitively leads to the capacity to empower robustly.