Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. If you maximize extensibly, you may have to disintermediate cyber-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bricks-and-clicks solutions but our capability to enable. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be B2C2B? We will maximize our power to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to upgrade. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revamped the concept of development. Without sufficient architectures, deliverables are forced to become one-to-one. What does the buzzword "transparent platforms" really mean? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% accurate! Think 60/60/24/7/365. We will cultivate the buzzword "C2C2B". What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "mindshare" really mean? The bleeding-edge, blog-based synergies factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "holistic" really mean? The re-purposing factor is cutting-edge. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of transparent visionary re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think micro-super-backward-compatible. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not sexy, back-end, robust. Think intra-leading-edge. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to iterate. We believe we know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to iterate robustly. Without web services, you will lack data hygiene. What does the term "customized re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C?