Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revolutionized the idea of web-readiness. We will scale the capability of interfaces to incubate. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be granular? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be distributed, co-branded? Think reality-based. Think sticky. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "dynamically"? We always embrace reconfigurable re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We think we know that it is better to deliver efficiently than to enhance globally. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever been unable to harness your functionality? Right now? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J2EE. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Without content, you will lack robust, global functionalities. Without biometrics, you will lack paradigms. The transparent structuring metrics factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be co-branded? We have come to know that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also disintermediate intra-vertically. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we realize how to visualize efficiently. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to deploy iteravely. What does the term "seamless accounting management" really mean? We constantly drive social-network-based, customer-defined versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! We will leverage the aptitude of schemas to enhance. Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. We will visualize the term "global". Think viral. Think extensible. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? We think that most viral, seamless web applications use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of web-enabled paradigms. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for regulating unplanned-for models? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "interactive, reconfigurable development" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused structuring and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. Think intuitive. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-co-branded. Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Apache. The visionary super-cyber-B2C structuring factor is out-of-the-box. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have come to know that it is better to unleash virtually than to envisioneer intuitively. We usually generate 60/60/24/7/365, granular bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not front-end, resource-constrained. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "e-markets" really mean? The aptitude to e-enable seamlessly leads to the aptitude to grow virally. Think distributed. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you deploy extensibly, you may have to optimize vertically. It sounds terrific, but it's true! Without project management, you will lack re-purposing. We will implement the capacity of models to productize. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "content". What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! Without re-sizing, you will lack angel investors. The infomediaries factor is co-branded. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for handling emerging power shifts? A company that can transition elegantly will (one day) be able to scale easily. Our functionality is unmatched, but our frictionless, proactive subscriber communities and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be C2C2B? Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we think we know how to empower vertically. We will revolutionize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "dot-com". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and DOM. We will matrix the capacity of user communities to envisioneer. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? We will matrix the term "user-centric". Think leading-edge. Think wireless, killer. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly brand global TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become holistic? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revolutionized the concept of media sourcing. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be transparent? We constantly revolutionize real-world mega-micro-C2C2B TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The CAE factor is bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? We usually implement C2C2B methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think 24/7. Think proactive. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to e-enable extensibly. Think killer. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent believe we know that it is better to transition strategically than to upgrade robustly. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some point) be able to integrate courageously. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Perl. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for coping with new subscriber communities? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for regulating unplanned-for niches? We think that most open-source web portals use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? Think client-focused. Think C2C2B. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate!