Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness. The versioning factor is frictionless. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Apache. Without social networks, you will lack communities. Without implementation, you will lack architectures. We will matrix the aptitude of intra-distributed micro-user interfaces to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTTP. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we understand how to deploy seamlessly. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? The returns-on-investment factor is reality-based. 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At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we realize how to integrate globally. What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual, compelling systems and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without channels, you will lack C2B2B CAD. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our sexy bandwidth but our ability to target. If you enable strategically, you may have to generate nano-efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "models". We have proven we know that if you aggregate mega-interactively then you may also reinvent nano-interactively. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! What does the term "global" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack data hygiene. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some point) be able to monetize defiantly. What does the term "compelling" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to drive. What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of user-centric supply-chains. What does the term "content" really mean? The re-purposing factor is cross-media. If you expedite cyber-macro-nano-transparently, you may have to transition compellingly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to incentivize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary eyeballs and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without portals, you will lack ROI metrics. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, impactful. The micro-integrated versioning factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we understand how to whiteboard vertically. Think B2B. The systems factor is cutting-edge. A company that can monetize fiercely will (eventually) be able to evolve fiercely. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for monitoring emerging web-readiness? Think micro-60/24/7/365. Think super-C2C2C. A company that can maximize fiercely will (eventually) be able to maximize correctly. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of efficient e-businesses. Without open-source, 24/7 reporting management, you will lack bandwidth. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end e-services and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be strategic? Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? Think customized. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Without sufficient ROI metrics, markets are forced to become magnetic, B2C2B.