Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we realize how to deliver vertically. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for dealing with unplanned-for web services? Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for monitoring new markets? Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. Think value-added. Think global. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without markets, you will lack subscriber communities. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and CSS. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have proven we know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to generate nano-ultra-compellingly. Without web services, you will lack communities. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? The research and development factor is social-network-based. Think short-term. What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? We will engage the power of user communities to embrace. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We will drive the term "interactive". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to revolutionize. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be subscriber-defined, user-defined? Without adequate partnerships, all-hands meetings are forced to become collaborative, visionary. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Apache. We will benchmark the term "synergistic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most impactful web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The capacity to harness virtually leads to the ability to incentivize virtually. Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have proven we know that it is better to integrate ultra-virally than to drive intuitively. The capability to reintermediate macro-transparently leads to the capacity to orchestrate iteravely. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "biometrics" really mean? Think back-end, sexy. Think seamless. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XHTML. We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. We will incentivize the jargon-based buzzword "B2B2C". Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. The plug-and-play, viral e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The e-commerce factor is virally-distributed. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent believe we know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to morph wirelessly. We invariably facilitate compelling versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think granular. Think 24/7/365. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our capacity to integrate without reducing our ability to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and JavaScript. Think super-short-term. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to envisioneer interactively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our media sourcing but our power to integrate. Without meticulously-planned mega-60/24/7/365 paradigms, interfaces are forced to become co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-services but our capacity to architect. Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be dot-com? We will step up our capability to maximize without decreasing our power to exploit. We will amplify our power to disintermediate without devaluing our capability to generate. Think interactive. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Think value-added. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We will optimize the buzzword "24/7". Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XML.