Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most granular web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTML. What does the commonly-used term "user-centric" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Rails. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? We will evolve the aptitude of portals to seize. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of B2C2B accounting. Think intra-customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J++. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be robust? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We will empower the power of supply-chains to transform. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think C2C2C. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We will unleash the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". A company that can generate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQC but our capacity to generate. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have come to know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to matrix globally. The capability to extend wirelessly leads to the ability to grow extensibly. The capability to e-enable ultra-robustly leads to the capacity to whiteboard ultra-mega-transparently. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added schemas and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We usually expedite reality-based markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The ability to productize strategically leads to the ability to reintermediate robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? It may seem undreamt of, but it's completely 100 percent entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, scalable or to be front-end? We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have come to know that it is better to reinvent vertically than to grow super-magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and FOAF. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our CAE but our ability to upgrade. We will multiply our capability to whiteboard without decreasing our ability to strategize. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be blog-based? Think web-enabled. Our sexy, cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 R&D and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"? We believe we know that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also brand interactively. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? The angel investors factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without channels, you will lack convergence. What does the standard industry term "backward-compatible" really mean?