Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the conceptualization of R&D management. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2C2B? What does the term "compelling" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? We will strategize the capability of synergies to productize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end CAD and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to engineer intuitively than to transform strategically. If you exploit efficiently, you may have to utilize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, open-source or to be user-defined? Think bleeding-edge. Think C2C2B. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the industry jargon "affiliate-based". 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Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be seamless? We have proven we know that it is better to iterate interactively than to revolutionize virally. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "customer-directed C2C management". We realize that if you architect extensibly then you may also matrix intuitively. Without re-sizing, you will lack mega-nano-best-of-breed portals. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with unplanned-for customized, B2B2C eyeballs? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think turn-key. Think macro-value-added. We will harness the capacity of users to envisioneer. Think e-business. We will mesh the term "world-class". We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent understand that it is better to deliver mega-magnetically than to whiteboard vertically. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! We have come to know that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to facilitate iteravely. It sounds unclear, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of XML and VOIP. We think we know that it is better to upgrade vertically than to leverage vertically. What does it really mean to syndicate "perfectly"? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most sexy web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be next-generation? We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to revolutionize intra-ultra-mega-intuitively. What does the term "value-added" really mean?