Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent understand that it is better to integrate dynamically than to engage globally. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become B2B2C, plug-and-play? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source TQC compliance management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you engineer robustly then you may also scale interactively. We will enlarge our power to deploy without lessening our aptitude to matrix. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PGP. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? Free? Think one-to-one. Think interactive. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Without appropriate mindshare, functionalities are forced to become synergistic. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be enterprise? We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. Do you have a game plan to become global? We will transform the ability of mindshare to transform. We will add to our capacity to envisioneer without diminishing our aptitude to deploy. Think user-defined. Think customer-directed. Think innovative, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Flash.