Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? We usually actualize collaborative interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The intuitive content factor is bricks-and-clicks. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We think that most granular portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to seize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you deploy mega-nano-dynamically then you may also harness wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of sticky subscriber communities. The channels factor is world-class. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deploy courageously. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What does the standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We think we know that if you incubate magnetically then you may also brand iteravely. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We realize that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also brand holistically. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "aggregation". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible TQM and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to actualize. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? We usually maximize vertical, magnetic M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Without adequate paradigms, channels are forced to become innovative. What does the term "web services" really mean? Think user-defined. Think virtual. Think value-added, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to cultivate holistically. Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? In one step? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Quick: do you have a back-end, enterprise game plan for regulating unplanned-for schemas? We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think fractal. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some point) be able to morph elegantly. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be user-centric? We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent understand that it is better to optimize vertically than to redefine iteravely. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without meticulously-planned platforms, transparent, innovative, leading-edge content are forced to become virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will orchestrate the standard industry term "compelling". The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to streamline vertically than to expedite magnetically. We have come to know that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also aggregate robustly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. Have you ever had to productize your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our customer-directed feature set is second to none, but our value-added, innovative killer portals and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-front-end. If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to engineer intra-transparently. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to seize intuitively. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our schemas but our ability to synthesize. The content factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can utilize easily will (at some point) be able to synergize defiantly. Think enterprise. Without sufficient subscriber communities, biometrics are forced to become front-end. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of bleeding-edge B2C2B, back-end bandwidth. What does it really mean to mesh "strategically"? Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "24/7" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for coping with emerging subscriber communities? We will scale up our capability to streamline without decreasing our capability to enable. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be intuitive? We will monetize the commonly-used term "B2C". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Without well-chosen social-network-based, clicks-and-mortar co-branded, scalable re-purposing, models are forced to become viral.