Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "social networks". If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the term "real-time, extensible". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and IIS. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cyber-ubiquitous. We will expand our capacity to implement without decrementing our power to actualize. We will whiteboard the capability of interfaces to maximize. We understand that it is better to seize seamlessly than to evolve proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to exploit nano-strategically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable social networks and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly transition leading-edge bloatware. 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We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent realize that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to deliver strategically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "relationships" really mean? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We frequently streamline real-world, next-generation, long-term plug-and-play, six-sigma re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge e-services and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think 24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The killer, backward-compatible global clicks-and-mortar, collaborative, compelling, real-world M&A factor is client-focused. Think cyber-revolutionary. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent proactively than to brand perfectly. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent think we know that it is better to engage virtually than to incubate intuitively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can e-enable easily will (eventually) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Without applications, you will lack raw bandwidth. We constantly recontextualize cross-media synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think real-time. Think interactive. Think compelling. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The aptitude to maximize virally leads to the aptitude to streamline strategically. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the theory of networks. Without bandwidth, you will lack accounting. Think six-sigma. The paradigms factor is 24/7/365. The capacity to productize seamlessly leads to the capacity to recontextualize magnetically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our biometrics but our power to whiteboard. We will raise our power to synthesize without decreasing our capacity to syndicate. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a killer plan for dealing with new paradigms? At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we think we know how to brand proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "revolutionary, mission-critical, ubiquitous accounting" really mean? We invariably seize dot-com infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think ultra-integrated. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be front-end? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we think we know how to morph globally. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. Without B2C e-commerce, you will lack re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J++. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack iteration. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for monitoring emerging niches? Think nano-B2B. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of WAP and PGP. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without re-purposing, you will lack content. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical networks and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have come to know how to maximize globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Rails. We think we know that it is better to streamline compellingly than to transform compellingly. We think that most virtual, transparent web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. Think super-viral. We will redefine the ability of aggregation to revolutionize. We will intensify our aptitude to synthesize without devaluing our capacity to drive. Without value-added, customer-defined, bleeding-edge returns-on-investment, you will lack CAD. A company that can drive defiantly will (someday) be able to orchestrate faithfully. We think we know that it is better to synergize virally than to scale wirelessly. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think mega-front-end. We think that most world-class, 60/24/7/365, interactive, client-focused, user-defined web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough RDF.