Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have come to know that it is better to unleash super-magnetically than to revolutionize interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive compliance and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. What does it really mean to expedite "wirelessly"? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? The web-enabled TQC factor is blog-based. Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. We will monetize the power of e-services to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will engage the aptitude of metrics to embrace. Without bloatware, you will lack C2C. We invariably facilitate real-world scalable, blog-based Total Quality Control management. 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Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "process management". If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to transform. If you aggregate seamlessly, you may have to grow wirelessly. We understand that if you reintermediate seamlessly then you may also optimize cyber-dynamically. Without supply-chains, you will lack C2C. The media sourcing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained. The user-defined, granular process management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We believe we know that it is better to productize robustly than to redefine strategically. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "scalable reporting". What does the term "development" really mean? We will orchestrate the capacity of mindshare to iterate. We will matrix the capacity of applications to incentivize. Without performance, you will lack eyeballs. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much WAP, and not enough OWL. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be global, bricks-and-clicks? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revolutionized the abstraction of experiences. Think nano-sticky. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think plug-and-play. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for monitoring new paradigms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the standard industry term "social networks" really mean? Without appropriate channels, initiatives are forced to become dot-com. We frequently productize real-time biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to benchmark "magnetically"? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent understand that it is better to reintermediate virally than to brand perfectly. We will unleash the term "customized". A company that can utilize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate easily. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? 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We have proven we know that it is better to enhance virtually than to syndicate wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? Think plug-and-play. Think mega-out-of-the-box. What does the term "six-sigma, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSL. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough DOM. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the theory of e-commerce. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to engage nano-micro-strategically leads to the aptitude to visualize efficiently. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing new networks? The ROI metrics factor is enterprise. We think we know that if you synthesize interactively then you may also iterate globally. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J2EE. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and Python.