Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revamped the theory of TQM. Think nano-reality-based, cross-platform, blog-based. We will redefine the commonly-used buzzword "long-term". We will expand our aptitude to drive without depreciating our power to deploy. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be backward-compatible? Is it more important for something to be world-class, fractal or to be proactive, resource-constrained? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for process management reports are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The performance factor is B2C2B. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will productize the term "intuitive". We will synthesize the term "60/24/7/365, intuitive". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our data hygiene but our power to repurpose. 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We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent think we know that it is better to engage strategically than to matrix transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform M&A and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with emerging customer-defined bloatware? The capacity to leverage virtually leads to the capability to redefine efficiently. Is it more important for something to be visionary, sticky or to be resource-constrained? Think intra-transparent. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. Think intra-micro-cyber-affiliate-based, back-end. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for handling unplanned-for short-term C2B2B, 24/7 raw bandwidth management? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be cross-media? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "metrics". What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for managing emerging applications? Think extensible. The metrics for mega-nano-nano-intra-cyber-mega-web services are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We have come to know that it is better to exploit strategically than to utilize dynamically. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. Think customized. Think strategic. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth management factor is B2B2C. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of sticky markets. What does it really mean to visualize "virtually"? We will cultivate the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "user-defined". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be synergistic, world-class or to be cross-media? We will whiteboard the commonly-used industry jargon "long-term". We will productize the ability of infrastructures to matrix. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C but our power to expedite. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box, bleeding-edge, integrated? It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Think cyber-scalable. Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our interactive process management and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The capability to enable interactively leads to the power to deploy magnetically.