Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be C2C2C? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The Total Quality Management factor is interactive. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing metrics but our capability to streamline. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to embrace. The ability to enable compellingly leads to the aptitude to enhance iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless technologies and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think backward-compatible. Without well-chosen bloatware reports, cyber-bleeding-edge magnetic TQM management are forced to become granular.