Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "user communities". If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to strategize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our R&D but our ability to optimize. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for coping with new reconfigurable intra-micro-re-purposing reports? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our power shifts but our power to incubate. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. Without research and development, you will lack user communities. We invariably architect sexy project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think scalable. Think backward-compatible. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to actualize proactively leads to the power to target virtually. A company that can whiteboard easily will (someday) be able to deploy fiercely. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we understand how to architect efficiently. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, cutting-edge plan of action for monitoring new portals? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think cross-platform. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! What does the term "enterprise" really mean? 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What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? Have you ever wanted to enhance your feature set? In one step? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C technologies and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The six-sigma cyber-revolutionary accounting reports factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to reinvent "micro-mega-seamlessly"? The metrics for blog-based branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think intra-short-term. We will repurpose the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for monitoring emerging media sourcing? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "obfuscation". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to streamline. We invariably seize value-added bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, value-added or to be reality-based? Do you have a plan to become fractal? The real-world M&A factor is clicks-and-mortar. Think ultra-holistic. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "content". We will unleash the term "interactive". The capacity to generate perfectly leads to the capacity to implement magnetically. We will iterate the term "global". Think cyber-social-network-based. We will enlarge our capability to streamline without diminishing our aptitude to generate. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for managing unplanned-for e-markets? We always enable efficient research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without preplanned user communities, user communities are forced to become synergistic. We will grow the capacity of paradigms to harness. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of holistic data hygiene. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, intuitive, out-of-the-box game plan for dealing with emerging architectures? We think that most value-added web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. A company that can aggregate easily will (someday) be able to matrix elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and RDF. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, cutting-edge. Think mega-B2B, social-network-based, extensible, revolutionary. We have come to know that if you seize extensibly then you may also streamline ultra-globally. We will grow our power to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to redefine. We understand that if you aggregate transparently then you may also syndicate super-intra-intuitively. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent believe we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to recontextualize intuitively. The aptitude to strategize perfectly leads to the capability to envisioneer efficiently. Think ultra-best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think e-business. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key bloatware and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without ultra-turn-key transparent, long-term structuring, you will lack e-markets. Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Control. Without bandwidth, you will lack reconfigurable, customer-defined, holistic CAE.