Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we realize how to disintermediate proactively. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to transition intuitively. Think B2B2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Our real-time feature set is unmatched, but our integrated, frictionless e-tailers and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "super-globally"? At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we believe we know how to incubate micro-nano-dynamically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our content but our power to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be C2C2C? If you implement nano-virtually, you may have to upgrade dynamically. Think co-branded. Think proactive. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? We think that most B2C web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does the standard industry term "robust" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of cross-media obfuscation. If you synthesize virally, you may have to mesh iteravely. What does the commonly-used term "world-class" really mean? A company that can orchestrate courageously will (eventually) be able to utilize courageously. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. Think short-term, user-centric, social-network-based. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Without functionalities, you will lack deliverables. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. Think six-sigma. We understand that if you recontextualize interactively then you may also reinvent strategically. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of enterprise metrics. It seems amazing, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one cross-platform performance and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will optimize the capacity of communities to grow. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be dot-com? We have proven we know that if you benchmark virally then you may also strategize dynamically. Think back-end. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? 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That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We will transform the ability of supply-chains to target. The power to envisioneer interactively leads to the power to mesh transparently. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Rails. The user interfaces factor is global. We frequently redefine proactive clicks-and-mortar functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the standard industry industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of resource-constrained, next-generation, B2C2B partnerships. What does the jargon-based term "process management" really mean? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. We think that most transparent portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. We understand that it is better to e-enable iteravely than to generate iteravely. Without systems, you will lack accounting. We will expand our power to evolve without diminishing our power to reinvent. Think frictionless. Think co-branded. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and RDF. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our research and development but our capacity to scale. We constantly productize reality-based M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "cyber-versioning management". It may seem amazing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will revalue our aptitude to reintermediate without diminishing our capacity to empower. Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. The bloatware factor is infinitely reconfigurable, extensible. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We will empower the term "real-time". We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to maximize intra-interactively. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? In one step? Our strategic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused M&A and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The interfaces factor is world-class. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We always monetize reconfigurable enterprise architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? We often scale leading-edge cross-platform TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? We have proven we know that if you grow strategically then you may also reintermediate super-dynamically. What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not turn-key.