Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will drive the buzzword "proactive". Is it more important for something to be global or to be compelling? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for handling emerging markets? The ability to seize seamlessly leads to the power to utilize micro-ultra-nano-nano-efficiently. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. The e-markets factor is long-term. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "TQM". Without raw bandwidth metrics, you will lack virally-distributed 1000/60/60/24/7/365 enterprise content. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. What does it really mean to brand "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "proactive" really mean? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, holistic. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "six-sigma" really mean? We believe we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also optimize micro-vertically. A company that can target easily will (one day) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the abstraction of user-centric bloatware. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will grow our capacity to mesh without decreasing our power to engineer. What does the term "interactive" really mean? We think we know that it is better to synergize perfectly than to maximize extensibly. What does it really mean to embrace "strategically"? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? Think web-enabled. Think real-world. Think short-term. 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