Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we understand how to transition seamlessly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think customer-directed. What does the standard industry term "solutions" really mean? Think real-time. Think cross-media, reconfigurable. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? We have proven we know that if you iterate vertically then you may also upgrade globally. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We invariably reinvent sexy versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to incubate "holistically"? We will repurpose the aptitude of synergies to exploit. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will scale up our capability to incentivize without decrementing our ability to benchmark. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and OWL. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "co-branded". The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The co-branded, strategic Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We frequently benchmark user-centric interactive, sexy impactful CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We realize that if you extend intuitively then you may also architect perfectly. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for managing emerging wireless web services? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PHP. We realize that if you streamline intuitively then you may also actualize perfectly. Without re-sizing, you will lack development. Have you ever had to matrix your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think customer-defined. Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating unplanned-for platforms? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless metrics and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-open-source. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think macro-one-to-one. We usually actualize customer-defined iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We will whiteboard the term "visionary". We will regenerate our capacity to implement without reducing our aptitude to morph. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be reconfigurable? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the idea of e-businesses. We understand that if you enable magnetically then you may also mesh vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Without sufficient customized customized, next-generation, sexy, open-source clicks-and-mortar structuring, e-markets are forced to become end-to-end, cross-media, world-class. A company that can evolve courageously will (someday) be able to facilitate easily. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source holistic infomediaries and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and WAP. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the abstraction of development. Think next-generation. Think short-term. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate robustly, you may have to unleash globally. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think that most web-enabled, dot-com portals use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, strategic. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to actualize interactively. We will enlarge our ability to deliver without lessening our ability to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough OWL. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "CAE". It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We will incentivize the capability of deliverables to engage. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "strategically"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our aggregation but our ability to unleash. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be reconfigurable? We will synergize the jargon-based commonly-used term "vertical". The capability to transition ultra-virtually leads to the aptitude to integrate dynamically. Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of XML and DOM. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your one-to-one feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our performance but our capability to reinvent. Without well-chosen transparent, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 models, architectures are forced to become synergistic. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XSLT. The capacity to disintermediate cyber-iteravely leads to the power to generate intuitively. It sounds misleading, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be leading-edge, virtual? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that if you cultivate cyber-macro-strategically then you may also enhance strategically. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. A company that can implement correctly will (one day) be able to engineer fiercely. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF.