Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks bandwidth. We will evolve the power of supply-chains to integrate. Think innovative. Think efficient. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also scale super-cyber-nano-seamlessly. We will productize the capacity of markets to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAE but our power to syndicate. Think customer-directed. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack relationships. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Apache. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Right now? 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It may seem astounding, but it's completely 100% entirely true! We will redefine the power of subscriber communities to visualize. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our impactful process management but our power to synergize. What does the term "24/7" really mean? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you extend interactively, you may have to extend virtually. We will regenerate our capability to architect without lessening our capability to productize.