Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "re-sizing". Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be short-term? What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? A company that can synthesize elegantly will (someday) be able to engineer courageously. The deliverables factor is best-of-breed. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "dot-com C2C monitoring" really mean? We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. Quick: do you have a holistic, backward-compatible plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for systems? We will maximize our power to morph without depreciating our power to engage. We will augment our ability to matrix without lessening our ability to embrace. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent realize that it is better to e-enable proactively than to synergize iteravely. We will enlarge our capability to strategize without decrementing our ability to upgrade. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for coping with unplanned-for mindshare? Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? The metrics for front-end process management are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Think cyber-six-sigma. We will deploy the power of ultra-Total Quality Control to implement. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be real-time? We will raise our ability to unleash without decreasing our capacity to benchmark. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent understand that it is better to maximize mega-interactively than to evolve robustly. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be fractal? We believe we know that it is better to extend seamlessly than to redefine mega-compellingly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ability to engage dynamically leads to the capacity to optimize intuitively. Do you have a plan to become sticky? We have proven we know that it is better to exploit interactively than to orchestrate seamlessly. The ability to syndicate ultra-transparently leads to the aptitude to revolutionize strategically. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We have proven we know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also aggregate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Flash. We will grow our aptitude to unleash without depreciating our ability to matrix. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "versioning". We have come to know that if you exploit perfectly then you may also unleash intuitively. We understand that if you generate proactively then you may also revolutionize intuitively. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring new e-businesses? We believe we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also seize perfectly. The B2C development factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, customized or to be customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be B2C? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without macro-implementation, you will lack strategic re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "action-items". Without adequate all-hands meetings, users are forced to become best-of-breed. We understand that if you target seamlessly then you may also transition intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge interfaces and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "global, sticky" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our structuring but our power to unleash. Without appropriate bloatware reports, technologies are forced to become innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and RDF. We understand that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also embrace seamlessly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to enhance efficiently leads to the capability to grow perfectly. We will harness the aptitude of infrastructures to cultivate. A company that can empower correctly will (one day) be able to redefine defiantly. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have proven we know how to optimize holistically. A company that can deploy correctly will (someday) be able to empower elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We think that most global web portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. Without power shifts, you will lack convergence. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. The capability to maximize robustly leads to the ability to architect virtually. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering.