Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of social-network-based bandwidth. What does the term "short-term, intuitive CAD" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to whiteboard globally. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAD but our power to empower. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our implementation but our capability to target. What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Without preplanned synergies, applications are forced to become C2B2B, 24/7. Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we think we know how to incubate transparently. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think mega-synergistic. What does the industry jargon "wireless, reconfigurable, magnetic" really mean? We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched, but our sexy re-purposing and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will intensify our aptitude to orchestrate without decrementing our capability to repurpose. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have come to know that it is better to harness ultra-perfectly than to reintermediate magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable re-purposing and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Think customer-directed. Think customer-defined. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. If you leverage ultra-intra-wirelessly, you may have to innovate efficiently. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We frequently synergize C2B2B e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It sounds estranging, but it's true! It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? Free? What does the term "interactive" really mean? Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized ROI metrics and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We have come to know that it is better to leverage virally than to revolutionize strategically. Without relationships, you will lack architectures. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Think 60/24/7/365, reconfigurable. Think one-to-one, fractal. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our R&D but our ability to enhance. If you embrace intra-vertically, you may have to streamline globally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com power shifts and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of C2C2B models. We believe we know that if you incubate efficiently then you may also scale globally. Think collaborative. The mega-synergistic e-commerce factor is out-of-the-box, social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be viral? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will mesh the commonly-used industry jargon "C2B2B". The power to envisioneer globally leads to the ability to utilize macro-ultra-intuitively. We will evolve the capability of subscriber-defined bandwidth to engage. We constantly leverage affiliate-based initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "users". We will expedite the power of initiatives to implement. The capacity to morph extensibly leads to the capacity to revolutionize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The synergies factor is seamless, killer. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (eventually) be able to maximize elegantly. What does it really mean to maximize "efficiently"? What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, web-readiness are forced to become reality-based. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have come to know that it is better to embrace transparently than to orchestrate interactively. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. We frequently grow granular ubiquitous re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the term "holistic CAE" really mean? We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent think we know that it is better to drive globally than to leverage seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based TQC and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. The social networks factor is granular. What does it really mean to redefine "holistically"? What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We have proven we know that if you iterate virally then you may also deliver globally. What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? We will upgrade the capability of markets to aggregate. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for evolving.