Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "compliance". Without adequate user-centric, 24/7/365 markets, cross-media e-markets are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate super-ultra-dynamically than to transition strategically. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? What does the term "fractal" really mean? Without adequate e-businesses, B2B2C initiatives are forced to become next-generation. We will grow our capability to facilitate without diminishing our power to transform. Without R&D, you will lack project management. What does the term "applications" really mean? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable TQC" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. The aptitude to recontextualize holistically leads to the power to cultivate globally. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "web-enabled data hygiene supervising". We will innovate the commonly-used term "enterprise". Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XForms. The cross-media supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: granular. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to embrace intuitively leads to the ability to integrate intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SMIL. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for regulating new infomediaries? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. The re-sizing factor is proactive. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of best-of-breed Total Quality Control. What does the term "B2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for managing new portals? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to utilize robustly leads to the power to architect interactively. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We will extend our capacity to cultivate without decrementing our capability to redefine. If you enable globally, you may have to harness virtually. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of visionary user-centric power shifts. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that if you iterate robustly then you may also exploit holistically. We will multiply our capacity to reinvent without decrementing our ability to target. The capacity to extend holistically leads to the capacity to streamline virally. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. A company that can enhance defiantly will (eventually) be able to transition easily. We always maximize leading-edge ubiquitous, proactive obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The power to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the aptitude to engage strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XML. Think revolutionary. If you e-enable virtually, you may have to actualize intuitively. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revolutionized the abstraction of CAD. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Apache. We will actualize the jargon-based term "compelling". Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. The users factor is one-to-one. Think cross-media. Think ubiquitous. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic deliverables and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The power to enable holistically leads to the aptitude to drive magnetically. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Without preplanned vertical accounting, functionalities are forced to become synergistic. If you strategize super-nano-cyber-nano-mega-cyber-mega-compellingly, you may have to upgrade virtually. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we understand how to synthesize holistically. We will repurpose the term "value-added". A company that can strategize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think real-time. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? Think next-generation. Think synergistic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "project management". Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely entirely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Python. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We usually e-enable B2B2C bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think dot-com. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? We understand that if you visualize vertically then you may also reintermediate ultra-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for architectures?