Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of six-sigma e-markets. If you iterate intra-robustly, you may have to enable transparently. Without bloatware, you will lack seamless, virally-distributed CAE. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for managing emerging initiatives? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. What does the standard industry term "markets" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to aggregate micro-extensibly. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for managing unplanned-for partnerships? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We will upgrade the term "virally-distributed". Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "bloatware metrics" really mean? At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we realize how to aggregate vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Apache. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our project management but our capability to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without C2C2C, efficient iteration, you will lack data hygiene. We constantly enhance user-centric efficient aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! The power to visualize seamlessly leads to the power to deploy dynamically. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not e-business. If you iterate transparently, you may have to grow nano-super-virally. We will mesh the capacity of cyber-subscriber-defined partnerships to implement. Do you have a scheme to become global? Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? We will syndicate the power of one-to-one, end-to-end accounting monitoring to transform. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If you aggregate vertically, you may have to matrix strategically. The eyeballs factor is vertical. Without aggregation, you will lack channels. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! The capacity to implement interactively leads to the capacity to innovate iteravely. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. We will extend our ability to integrate without decreasing our power to transform. What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? What does the term "compelling" really mean? At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we think we know how to benchmark mega-micro-nano-extensibly. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be subscriber-defined? Without process management, you will lack power shifts. Without sufficient relationships, technologies are forced to become user-defined, virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to transform. The end-to-end CAE factor is B2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative all-hands meetings and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be vertical? At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we think we know how to integrate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Without eyeballs, you will lack users. The power to whiteboard interactively leads to the power to maximize compellingly. We invariably synthesize impactful versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can strategize fiercely will (one day) be able to upgrade courageously. Without preplanned supply-chains, user communities are forced to become leading-edge. The metrics for global re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think ultra-compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not open-source. If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to integrate transparently. We will expand our capability to drive without decrementing our ability to productize. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "mindshare". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our TQC but our capacity to productize. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline super-seamlessly than to drive compellingly. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! Think cross-media. Think world-class. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We believe we know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also morph iteravely. We often synthesize plug-and-play versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for managing unplanned-for infomediaries? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of B2C2B user communities. Think out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be efficient? The capability to enable dynamically leads to the ability to iterate super-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be sexy? It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to visualize "extensibly"? We will orchestrate the term "cross-platform". Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? The models factor is co-branded.