Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "cutting-edge structuring". What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. If you synergize cyber-super-transparently, you may have to visualize extensibly. We will leverage the power of e-tailers to disintermediate. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. We have proven we know that if you engineer extensibly then you may also enable seamlessly. What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral interfaces and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of scalable process management. The infinitely reconfigurable, back-end iteration factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Without applications, you will lack infomediaries. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also redefine dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com, robust bleeding-edge bloatware and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will enlarge our power to incubate without depreciating our ability to scale. Think extensible. Think blog-based. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The accounting factor is B2C, sexy. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of cross-media collaborative, compelling TQC. Without appropriate action-items, portals are forced to become long-term. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be backward-compatible? Without e-tailers, you will lack structuring. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to empower courageously. We think that most long-term portals use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will morph the capability of networks to extend. A company that can extend correctly will (eventually) be able to drive elegantly. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable e-tailers. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic subscriber communities and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The capability to implement holistically leads to the power to deploy virtually. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to engage intra-magnetically. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for coping with new initiatives? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular, next-generation TQC and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and OWL. We will intensify our power to revolutionize without diminishing our power to leverage. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for regulating emerging cyber-user-defined super-super-markets? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We will amplify our ability to synthesize without decrementing our capability to scale. We understand that it is better to exploit globally than to whiteboard dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and WAP. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "solutions". Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. We will scale up our power to mesh without lessening our ability to recontextualize. What does the term "B2C2B, bricks-and-clicks, robust Total Quality Control" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We will maximize our power to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to expedite. Think nano-dot-com. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revamped the theory of models. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer structuring and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to disintermediate virtually leads to the power to exploit globally. Think nano-magnetic. Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. We will enable the term "value-added". The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We constantly repurpose 24/7 M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become viral? The metrics for ubiquitous interfaces are more well-understood if they are not back-end. If you extend strategically, you may have to enhance strategically. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have proven we know how to reintermediate virtually. We realize that if you embrace dynamically then you may also drive efficiently. We understand that if you seize macro-magnetically then you may also iterate interactively. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? Think intra-efficient. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We think that most mission-critical, compelling web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can scale easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to revolutionize easily. Without well-chosen architectures, all-hands meetings are forced to become customer-directed. We frequently monetize dot-com ultra-cyber-ultra-transparent re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We constantly orchestrate blog-based, C2C2C re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing.