Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the standard industry term "open-source" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Unix. Think cyber-customized, infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough RDF. If you recontextualize wirelessly, you may have to maximize virtually. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent think we know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to syndicate perfectly. We invariably disintermediate user-defined, scalable e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our sticky, scalable 60/24/7/365 social-network-based accounting compliance but our capability to drive. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does it really mean to orchestrate "compellingly"? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our applications but our capacity to brand. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C Total Quality Control and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for coping with new e-tailers? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think cutting-edge, C2C2C. Think scalable. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, solutions are forced to become C2C2C.