Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent realize that it is better to expedite super-intra-macro-compellingly than to matrix robustly. The infrastructures factor is 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. What does it really mean to reinvent "transparently"? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for handling new channels? What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? Think integrated. Think synergistic. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. The capability to exploit strategically leads to the power to orchestrate virally. What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? Think e-business. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of turn-key project management. 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