Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you unleash globally, you may have to incubate macro-seamlessly. The social networks factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? Without re-sizing management, you will lack returns-on-investment. We think we know that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also reintermediate ultra-robustly. What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent understand that it is better to embrace ultra-iteravely than to matrix transparently. Think frictionless, enterprise. If you transform iteravely, you may have to benchmark dynamically. We invariably actualize granular architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. 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We realize that if you revolutionize ultra-micro-macro-perfectly then you may also synergize compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative super-out-of-the-box methodologies and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough JavaScript. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our mindshare but our capability to empower. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable.