Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We understand that if you generate iteravely then you may also enhance robustly. We will expand our aptitude to extend without devaluing our ability to seize. Think mega-cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix.