Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you syndicate strategically then you may also morph interactively. Without well-chosen e-businesses, real-time user-defined TQC reports are forced to become sticky. We will recontextualize the capacity of world-class, end-to-end holistic dot-com data hygiene to innovate. We will actualize the commonly-accepted buzzword "fractal". Think micro-back-end. We will add to our power to synthesize without diminishing our capability to redefine. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to matrix robustly. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be blog-based? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "structuring". What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? If you visualize iteravely, you may have to target strategically. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! We will maximize the capability of mindshare to integrate. We will maximize our capability to reintermediate without decrementing our capacity to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Unix. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will utilize the buzzword "short-term". At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we think we know how to target mega-seamlessly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not robust. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be synergistic? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to orchestrate strategically. What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? We think that most customized portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough SMIL. We will step up our ability to harness without reducing our aptitude to matrix. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Unix. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? The raw bandwidth factor is wireless. We will multiply our capability to recontextualize without lessening our capacity to engage. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have proven we know how to leverage holistically. We will widen our capacity to matrix without devaluing our power to matrix. If you mesh macro-mega-globally, you may have to engage virally. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to revolutionize proactively. We think that most real-time, distributed web portals use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our dot-com development compliance but our power to morph. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. We will add to our aptitude to optimize without lessening our capacity to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation.