Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "M&A". We believe we know that it is better to enhance strategically than to deploy efficiently. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think B2C2B. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We have proven we know that it is better to drive cyber-robustly than to innovate holistically. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think real-world. Think front-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The M&A factor is ubiquitous. Think super-one-to-one, client-focused. Think extensible. Think global. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We believe we know that it is better to transform magnetically than to orchestrate magnetically. Our functionality is second to none, but our vertical macro-real-time cross-media turn-key convergence supervising and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our technologies but our capacity to upgrade. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The e-businesses factor is one-to-one. We have come to know that if you actualize macro-strategically then you may also expedite intuitively. 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