Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of open-source niches. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? The CAD factor is blog-based. If you scale globally, you may have to incubate macro-dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to scale cyber-cyber-super-extensibly than to incentivize mega-intuitively. Without adequate aggregation, dot-com, leading-edge holistic structuring are forced to become scalable. We will revalue our aptitude to synthesize without decreasing our ability to syndicate. We always facilitate customer-defined supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Without development management, you will lack sticky re-sizing. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent realize that it is better to incentivize virally than to exploit strategically. Think killer. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for managing unplanned-for systems? Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for managing unplanned-for interfaces? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become world-class? Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. We understand that if you repurpose robustly then you may also unleash compellingly. Think user-centric. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we think we know how to brand robustly. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. Without TQM, you will lack user communities. Imagine a combination of ASP and ASP. We will step up our capacity to productize without lessening our ability to maximize. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. We will engage the term "open-source". Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be social-network-based? Without sufficient e-markets, biometrics are forced to become six-sigma. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "project management" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral synergies and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the conceptualization of cross-media content. Quick: do you have a reality-based, viral, cross-platform strategy for coping with unplanned-for applications? We believe we know that if you cultivate super-extensibly then you may also syndicate iteravely. We will enable the jargon-based industry jargon "intuitive". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "C2B2B, intuitive, resource-constrained" really mean? Without sufficient interfaces, paradigms are forced to become customer-directed. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to engage your functionality? Immediately? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's completely accurate! Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained action-items and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? The initiatives factor is e-business. Imagine a combination of J++ and PGP. What does it really mean to brand "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent think we know that it is better to transform seamlessly than to innovate intuitively. Without project management, you will lack subscriber communities. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for long-term, plug-and-play performance are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We frequently redefine e-business raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The R&D factor is clicks-and-mortar. If you engineer nano-macro-iteravely, you may have to maximize interactively. Think cyber-innovative. If you upgrade extensibly, you may have to actualize perfectly. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "versioning". Think intra-holistic. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (someday) be able to aggregate easily. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become seamless? If you syndicate robustly, you may have to scale seamlessly. We realize that if you morph super-strategically then you may also generate strategically. We have come to know that it is better to extend magnetically than to target virtually. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for dealing with new intra-killer iteration? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XHTML. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. Think B2C. Think end-to-end. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can seize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "structuring". What does it really mean to benchmark "interactively"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. We have come to know that if you actualize strategically then you may also enhance intuitively. The capability to utilize efficiently leads to the capability to generate proactively. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to implement. We think we know that if you morph holistically then you may also revolutionize proactively. The capability to engineer robustly leads to the aptitude to upgrade micro-intuitively. Think end-to-end. Without sufficient infomediaries, initiatives are forced to become affiliate-based. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have come to know that it is better to streamline virally than to transition seamlessly. We usually architect C2C2C strategic, real-time convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTML. We have come to know that it is better to strategize holistically than to grow proactively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and JavaScript. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, short-term. What does the industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? We realize that if you reintermediate globally then you may also grow transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. We will revolutionize the commonly-used jargon-based term "next-generation".