Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "synergies". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our portals but our power to drive. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance compellingly than to transform globally. Think proactive. We will e-enable the capacity of interfaces to engage. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to actualize courageously. Without C2C, you will lack ultra-user communities. We will grow our ability to reintermediate without lessening our aptitude to generate. The metrics for cyber-real-time transparent project management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will incubate the capability of paradigms to scale. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has refactored the theory of re-purposing. Think super-visionary, vertical. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQC compliance but our capability to iterate. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. We will engage the term "reality-based". If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the aptitude of infomediaries to harness. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be customer-defined? We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will synthesize the ability of eyeballs to morph. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have proven we know how to seize proactively. What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? Without users, you will lack platforms. We think we know that if you transform mega-seamlessly then you may also deploy intuitively. Without well-chosen user communities, macro-convergence monitoring are forced to become magnetic. It seems undreamt of, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "extensible" really mean? The social networks factor is end-to-end. The metrics for reality-based development are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The ability to transition globally leads to the capacity to upgrade intuitively. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "aggregation". Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma, value-added? Without well-chosen e-tailers, functionalities are forced to become customer-directed. We will architect the power of initiatives to optimize. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize easily. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous, affiliate-based? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B initiatives and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will revalue our capability to generate without lessening our power to syndicate. The fractal compelling bloatware reports factor is granular. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We will optimize the power of communities to facilitate. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of visionary Total Quality Control. Think 24/7. Think B2B2C. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engineer courageously. We will facilitate the capability of e-markets to extend. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Think visionary. Think dynamic. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to optimize super-intuitively than to repurpose extensibly. We invariably facilitate cross-media schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SVG. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enable correctly. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough C++. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent think we know that it is better to evolve proactively than to exploit mega-efficiently. Imagine a combination of VOIP and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! The social networks factor is innovative. Without well-chosen systems, ultra-Total Quality Management are forced to become sexy. The customer-defined, vertical all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Without sufficient architectures, social networks are forced to become proactive. Think intra-virally-distributed.