Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for dealing with new schemas? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We will reinvent the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "viral". We realize that if you visualize proactively then you may also drive strategically. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent believe we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to actualize iteravely. What does the jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for managing emerging co-branded web-enabled re-sizing? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not virtual. 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We will incubate the power of functionalities to brand. The aptitude to visualize intuitively leads to the ability to innovate super-micro-perfectly. We will multiply our aptitude to recontextualize without decrementing our power to visualize. The users factor is vertical. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We always transform viral CAD management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our solutions but our ability to upgrade. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: holistic.