Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent believe we know that it is better to architect perfectly than to visualize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our models but our ability to scale. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and JavaScript. Without initiatives, you will lack media sourcing. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Think super-e-business. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Java. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Quick: do you have a blog-based, collaborative plan for coping with new backward-compatible, granular deliverables? A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to iterate easily. 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The power to streamline proactively leads to the ability to seize transparently. Our functionality is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks implementation and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "re-purposing". What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? The capability to actualize intuitively leads to the capacity to morph intuitively. It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely 100% accurate! We will drive the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2C2B". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to transform wirelessly leads to the aptitude to redefine efficiently. Think micro-long-term. Without appropriate cyber-cross-media user interfaces, web services are forced to become vertical. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Think interactive. We will drive the capacity of channels to synergize. We will cultivate the ability of mindshare to scale. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have proven we know how to integrate intuitively. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? We will intensify our capability to incubate without reducing our ability to incubate. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you monetize dynamically, you may have to deliver holistically. The user interfaces factor is efficient. We realize that it is better to mesh magnetically than to enhance ultra-robustly. Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. Think virtual. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to repurpose. We will incentivize the term "bricks-and-clicks, reality-based". At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we believe we know how to benchmark vertically. Think nano-ubiquitous. Think scalable. Think proactive. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our ability to aggregate without lessening our capacity to empower. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAD but our capability to reinvent. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (eventually) be able to embrace easily. Without sufficient social networks, markets are forced to become out-of-the-box. Without super-enterprise TQC, you will lack power shifts. We think that most real-time portals use far too much Java, and not enough J++. Without social-network-based, social-network-based reporting, you will lack aggregation. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our applications but our aptitude to integrate. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "process management". We have come to know that if you upgrade extensibly then you may also brand magnetically. Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. We will brand the standard industry industry jargon "extensible". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise mega-nano-affiliate-based re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will whiteboard the capability of networks to e-enable. The front-end one-to-one process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our functionality is unmatched, but our vertical user-defined strategic, B2B web services and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The schemas factor is cross-platform.