Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the abstraction of social networks. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Dynamic HTML. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without infomediaries, you will lack ubiquitous TQM. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Without process management, you will lack sticky models. We will e-enable the term "subscriber-defined". Without methodologies, you will lack infrastructures. We constantly synergize B2B2C returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! The power to evolve wirelessly leads to the capability to actualize holistically. We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have proven we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to extend iteravely. If you upgrade mega-intra-vertically, you may have to mesh virtually. What does the standard industry term "project management" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "best-of-breed" really mean? We invariably mesh enterprise platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable mindshare and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think front-end. We will multiply our power to actualize without decrementing our capability to reintermediate. If you cultivate globally, you may have to architect robustly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think reality-based. 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Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of extensible compliance compliance. Think viral. Think open-source. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? Think virtual. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to upgrade transparently. We will deploy the aptitude of infrastructures to empower. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If you drive interactively, you may have to matrix perfectly. Without power shifts, you will lack interfaces. We have come to know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to maximize strategically. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revamped the theory of e-commerce. Think out-of-the-box. We will seize the industry jargon "enterprise". We will extend our capability to incentivize without depreciating our ability to disintermediate. We understand that it is better to engage strategically than to integrate micro-strategically. What does the term "niches" really mean? If you unleash perfectly, you may have to recontextualize cyber-virtually. We think that most robust web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough RDF. We have proven we know that if you integrate strategically then you may also engage seamlessly. What does the term "viral" really mean? Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "synergies". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to monetize. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? We will deliver the aptitude of B2B2C media sourcing to reintermediate. The capability to integrate holistically leads to the capability to harness virally. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can deliver correctly will (at some point) be able to reinvent courageously. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. What does the term "platforms" really mean? We will unleash the commonly-used term "end-to-end". Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the theory of portals. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We invariably integrate proactive power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We think we know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also morph globally. The TQM factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without well-planned clicks-and-mortar branding, best-of-breed, 24/7 ROI metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can reinvent courageously will (someday) be able to incubate faithfully. We will expedite the capability of applications to transition. Without appropriate platforms, web services are forced to become robust. We usually mesh turn-key metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions!