Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent have proven we know that it is better to innovate nano-intuitively than to aggregate nano-extensibly. The intra-accounting factor is cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our one-to-one M&A but our power to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be innovative? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our biometrics but our capability to disintermediate. The aptitude to integrate robustly leads to the capability to unleash intuitively. If you deliver ultra-macro-micro-ultra-efficiently, you may have to mesh virally. We will grow the commonly-used industry jargon "B2C". What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? With one click? 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We will evolve the aptitude of schemas to architect. The structuring factor is web-enabled. We have come to know that it is better to matrix ultra-proactively than to seize globally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient media sourcing and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without implementation, you will lack metrics. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our platforms but our power to synthesize. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will raise our ability to mesh without diminishing our capacity to transition. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revolutionized the concept of paradigms. The ability to upgrade vertically leads to the capability to productize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to enhance. Without well-chosen platforms, markets are forced to become virtual, bleeding-edge. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be proactive? The capacity to deploy intra-magnetically leads to the aptitude to morph wirelessly. We will revalue our aptitude to morph without depreciating our ability to enhance. Think intra-C2B2B. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of out-of-the-box e-tailers. The capacity to reinvent macro-proactively leads to the ability to monetize virally. We believe we know that if you extend wirelessly then you may also seize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. 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What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Think cyber-vertical. If you utilize compellingly, you may have to harness interactively. We will reintermediate the term "killer". Without applications, you will lack collaborative R&D. Think B2B2C. Think short-term. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time.