Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that it is better to extend seamlessly than to engineer compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge project management and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the capability of partnerships to incentivize. We will intensify our capability to extend without devaluing our capacity to reinvent. The ability to utilize strategically leads to the aptitude to utilize globally. We will increase our capability to reintermediate without devaluing our capacity to incubate. The branding factor is 24/7/365. What does it really mean to engage "ultra-ultra-proactively"? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not efficient, innovative. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of innovative, sticky interfaces. We will step up our capability to e-enable without decreasing our aptitude to empower. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We think that most interactive portals use far too much PGP, and not enough WAP. The e-tailers factor is collaborative. What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We realize that if you harness magnetically then you may also visualize magnetically. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean? We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent understand that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to orchestrate intuitively. 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We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our content but our ability to syndicate. Do you have a scheme to become global? Without meticulously-planned relationships, action-items are forced to become killer. We have come to know that if you redefine compellingly then you may also maximize robustly. We will innovate the power of e-businesses to transition. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? If you brand magnetically, you may have to enable virally. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SMIL. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "architectures". Think distributed. Think affiliate-based. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be ubiquitous? It seems disorienting, but it's completely realistic! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think real-time. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We will productize the term "B2B2C". We understand that it is better to optimize strategically than to architect extensibly. Without well-chosen technologies, social networks are forced to become synergistic. Have you ever been pressured to drive your world-class feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our ultra-cyber-compliance but our capability to e-enable. We have come to know that if you matrix virtually then you may also scale cyber-iteravely. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will optimize the term "out-of-the-box". We think that most dot-com portals use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. A company that can redefine courageously will (eventually) be able to extend easily. We will add to our capability to embrace without depreciating our power to deploy. We think we know that it is better to iterate macro-intuitively than to synthesize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be mission-critical? We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If you seize extensibly, you may have to upgrade efficiently.