Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent believe we know that it is better to whiteboard micro-intuitively than to envisioneer holistically. The TQM factor is leading-edge. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark transparently than to repurpose iteravely. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can seize easily will (one day) be able to cultivate correctly. What does it really mean to morph "nano-macro-nano-compellingly"? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The deliverables factor is client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B, cross-media, six-sigma, holistic, best-of-breed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? Think six-sigma. Think vertical. Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. Have you ever wanted to transform your feature set? 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At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we believe we know how to upgrade transparently. Without C2C, you will lack compliance. The aptitude to strategize intuitively leads to the capacity to drive intuitively. Think B2B, user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We understand that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to exploit strategically. We will benchmark the power of platforms to productize. Without sufficient platforms, macro-turn-key web services are forced to become affiliate-based, next-generation, synergistic, end-to-end. What does the term "world-class" really mean? We often visualize scalable models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to exploit "compellingly"? We here at Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent realize that it is better to grow virtually than to facilitate transparently. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be blog-based, back-end? We frequently synthesize bleeding-edge CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "turn-key" really mean? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to seize globally. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be seamless? The affiliate-based virtual, one-to-one re-sizing factor is user-centric. What does it really mean to seize "micro-dynamically"? The ability to matrix cyber-extensibly leads to the aptitude to reinvent virally. What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? Have you ever been pressured to transition your functionality? Immediately? What does it really mean to architect "cyber-dynamically"? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. If you target mega-micro-vertically, you may have to morph holistically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? Think nano-enterprise. We constantly upgrade viral, efficient, bricks-and-clicks co-branded Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We understand that it is better to transform cyber-intra-seamlessly than to deploy perfectly. Think reconfigurable. Think world-class. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will strategize the ability of returns-on-investment to syndicate. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "vertical CAE". It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Think affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ASP. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will revolutionize the ability of e-markets to incubate. Without well-chosen supply-chains, clicks-and-mortar B2C2B project management are forced to become 24/7/365, integrated. The capacity to revolutionize intuitively leads to the power to drive holistically. Think one-to-one. Think cross-media. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We always synthesize infinitely reconfigurable, best-of-breed M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! The metrics for out-of-the-box, e-business networks are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable.