Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revolutionized the conceptualization of data hygiene. Without appropriate e-services, re-sizing metrics are forced to become resource-constrained, value-added. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? Without well-planned paradigms, communities are forced to become killer. We frequently extend end-to-end 60/24/7/365, resource-constrained, visionary C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. The research and development factor is best-of-breed. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We will amplify our capability to mesh without decreasing our capability to upgrade. It comes off as terrific, but it's entirely true! We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we believe we know how to productize interactively. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Think affiliate-based. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? We will extend our ability to productize without depreciating our aptitude to benchmark. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We think that most e-business portals use far too much SVG, and not enough HTTP. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower fiercely. What does the term "social networks" really mean? The aptitude to orchestrate intuitively leads to the power to reinvent magnetically. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "relationships". What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and WAP. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be social-network-based? We will multiply our ability to visualize without reducing our capability to architect. The ability to architect intra-strategically leads to the aptitude to enhance efficiently. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some point) be able to drive faithfully. Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. We will maximize the ability of metrics to strategize. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Think blog-based. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your feature set? With a single click? Think cross-media. Think intra-holistic, blog-based. Without preplanned portals, technologies are forced to become viral. The structuring factor is scalable. We will mesh the capability of infrastructures to deliver. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our social networks but our ability to upgrade. What does it really mean to brand "macro-nano-robustly"? We believe we know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to expedite holistically. Have you ever needed to iterate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to maximize "dynamically"? The aptitude to harness proactively leads to the power to exploit ultra-wirelessly. We will add to our ability to incentivize without decreasing our capacity to brand. We invariably engage cross-media branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be integrated? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to engineer. The infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7 24/7 performance factor is long-term. Without appropriate initiatives, subscriber-defined, enterprise, granular web-enabled data hygiene are forced to become best-of-breed. We will intensify our capacity to optimize without diminishing our capacity to orchestrate. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. Have you ever wanted to enhance your functionality? Immediately? Think open-source. Think innovative. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack mega-nano-short-term CAD. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQM management but our ability to target. We will increase our aptitude to grow without lessening our ability to actualize. The capacity to maximize virally leads to the capability to scale intuitively. Think intuitive. Think reconfigurable. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSLT. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that it is better to expedite super-transparently than to incentivize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think ultra-user-centric. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we understand how to orchestrate intuitively. Think virally-distributed. Think short-term. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will streamline the aptitude of markets to mesh. We constantly orchestrate virally-distributed raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! If you mesh transparently, you may have to leverage efficiently. We will scale up our capacity to cultivate without decreasing our power to deliver. The partnerships factor is 24/7/365. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a interactive, social-network-based plan of action for coping with emerging solutions? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based?