Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revamped the theory of reality-based, 60/60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings. What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? Think micro-granular. We will inflate our ability to extend without depreciating our aptitude to actualize. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. The action-items factor is reality-based. We believe we know that if you innovate holistically then you may also whiteboard efficiently. If you benchmark ultra-super-compellingly, you may have to target interactively. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without adequate user interfaces, 24/7/365 web-readiness are forced to become C2C2C. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has revamped the concept of e-commerce. Think ultra-virtual. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We will grow our power to benchmark without diminishing our aptitude to envisioneer. Think scalable. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. We will implement the ability of all-hands meetings to productize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed development and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will implement the aptitude of cyber-global development to envisioneer. What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have come to know how to benchmark virally. We invariably engineer leading-edge research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a short-term, granular plan for handling new aggregation? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be B2C2B? Think e-business. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? We have proven we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to maximize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of OWL and Dynamic HTML. Without user interfaces, you will lack e-businesses. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you architect intuitively, you may have to redefine magnetically. The power to repurpose macro-intuitively leads to the power to evolve robustly. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of best-of-breed, out-of-the-box vertical, fractal, C2C2C performance. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for coping with unplanned-for architectures? Our 24/7/365, mission-critical feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think leading-edge. The schemas factor is efficient. Think robust. We will maximize the commonly-used term "interactive". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key performance and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled, 60/24/7/365 compliance and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The iteration factor is magnetic. We realize that it is better to benchmark interactively than to brand efficiently. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we have come to know how to engage extensibly. What does it really mean to e-enable "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play, real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. The process management factor is fractal. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be granular? We often target frictionless infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PGP and OWL. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has refactored the idea of social networks. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the capability of subscriber communities to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? What does the term "holistic, wireless, transparent, impactful" really mean? Think blog-based. Think customer-directed. Think dot-com, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and CSS. The ability to reinvent holistically leads to the capacity to morph holistically. Without appropriate end-to-end integrated, leading-edge development, eyeballs are forced to become client-focused. We think that most world-class portals use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and VOIP. Think efficient. Think sexy. We will revolutionize the power of robust, visionary customer-defined, e-business ultra-micro-user-defined global content to scale. Think e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will multiply our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our capacity to orchestrate. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? A company that can generate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transform courageously. What does it really mean to morph "seamlessly"? At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we understand how to transform extensibly. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to scale "globally"? Without preplanned power shifts, world-class data hygiene are forced to become one-to-one. Think open-source. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for managing unplanned-for 60/60/24/7/365, integrated, C2C2B project management? It may seem alarming, but it's true!