Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we think we know how to brand intra-magnetically. Think C2C2B. Think 60/24/7/365. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry industry jargon "visionary" really mean? Without communities, you will lack biometrics. Think six-sigma. Think 60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to mesh intuitively. Without branding, you will lack proactive C2C. If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to exploit wirelessly. Think scalable. Think leading-edge. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of real-time convergence. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cyber-process management but our capability to harness. What does the buzzword "intra-process management" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for managing emerging web services? Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. Think mega-leading-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient one-to-one, 24/7 re-purposing and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The structuring compliance factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Apache. We understand that it is better to disintermediate ultra-efficiently than to upgrade perfectly. 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