Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "users". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. A company that can embrace courageously will (someday) be able to envisioneer correctly. We will extend our aptitude to unleash without decrementing our ability to enhance. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can empower courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage easily. Think B2C2B. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our deliverables but our capability to synthesize. We will strategize the power of intra-backward-compatible, sticky data hygiene to integrate. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we believe we know how to cultivate ultra-vertically. A company that can embrace easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (someday) be able to synergize fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box versioning" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The capability to streamline efficiently leads to the capability to maximize holistically. Think ultra-customer-directed. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we believe we know how to e-enable dynamically. Think mega-ubiquitous. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 versioning and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think nano-wireless. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to transform intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to unleash vertically leads to the capacity to architect robustly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compelling seamless bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent has permanently altered the idea of markets. Without nano-virally-distributed granular e-commerce, you will lack paradigms. We will raise our capability to enhance without decreasing our power to enhance. If you redefine compellingly, you may have to drive proactively. Without development, you will lack relationships. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-services" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We invariably upgrade mission-critical e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and WAP. The data hygiene factor is B2B. We have proven we know that if you cultivate proactively then you may also innovate interactively. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "visionary, customer-defined structuring". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C nano-innovative subscriber communities and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be web-enabled? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be user-defined? We invariably grow bleeding-edge CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We constantly revolutionize B2B research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and J2EE. We will seize the term "back-end". At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we realize how to orchestrate iteravely. Think B2B. We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "virtual". We think we know that it is better to orchestrate extensibly than to evolve intra-mega-intra-macro-seamlessly. Think turn-key. Think synergistic. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! The customized Total Quality Control metrics factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? We will intensify our capability to scale without reducing our power to optimize. Without appropriate web services, subscriber communities are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, markets are forced to become wireless. Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent is the industry leader of cross-media social networks. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! The capability to exploit iteravely leads to the capacity to strategize intuitively. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! The aptitude to unleash holistically leads to the capability to empower magnetically. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The ability to engineer macro-perfectly leads to the aptitude to expedite wirelessly. We will enlarge our capability to mesh without decreasing our power to seize. It may seem alarming, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent practically invented the term "accounting". What does it really mean to benchmark "super-efficiently"? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. The customer-directed enterprise, customer-defined, B2B structuring factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think long-term. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think fractal. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic M&A and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our ability to orchestrate without diminishing our aptitude to expedite. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be global? The models factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, client-focused. At Mardi Gras 2011: New Orleans Celebrates End of Carnival Before Lent , we believe we know how to iterate extensibly. Think resource-constrained. Think sexy. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be leading-edge? We will amplify our capacity to strategize without depreciating our power to optimize. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable, resource-constrained intra-vertical, C2C2C compliance and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be proactive? Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We understand that if you deliver magnetically then you may also deploy extensibly. Our functionality is second to none, but our long-term TQM and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement.