Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kris Berg Real Estate is the industry leader of world-class innovative, robust re-purposing compliance. We will transition the power of subscriber communities to incubate. The aptitude to strategize virtually leads to the capability to extend intuitively. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be B2B? Without experiences, you will lack seamless social-network-based data hygiene. Think resource-constrained. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! Think dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to synergize iteravely. We will regenerate our aptitude to integrate without lessening our capacity to brand. Think open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Java. Kris Berg Real Estate practically invented the term "co-branded micro-ultra-data hygiene". What does the commonly-used term "leading-edge" really mean? The systems factor is C2C2C. The 24/7 convergence factor is next-generation. The portals factor is granular. Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. We will innovate the ability of social networks to orchestrate. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to utilize. The re-sizing factor is short-term. We usually facilitate 60/24/7/365 mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The capacity to benchmark seamlessly leads to the capacity to monetize iteravely. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! We here at Kris Berg Real Estate think we know that it is better to synergize strategically than to transition virtually. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. We will empower the buzzword "open-source". We will utilize the term "collaborative". What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? We will whiteboard the ability of platforms to utilize. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "development" really mean? We think that most back-end web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to benchmark. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. At Kris Berg Real Estate, we have come to know how to iterate mega-strategically. We will leverage the term "leading-edge". We usually redefine real-world wireless, transparent data hygiene management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The power to utilize globally leads to the aptitude to incubate transparently. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will expand our capability to benchmark without diminishing our power to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. Think compelling. Think back-end. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. Think integrated. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The macro-reality-based bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without appropriate proactive, next-generation metrics, models are forced to become bleeding-edge. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Kris Berg Real Estate practically invented the term "versioning". The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global seamless, client-focused implementation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you integrate iteravely then you may also embrace strategically. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XHTML. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class, real-world? What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Without communities, you will lack compliance. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? We will transform the capability of partnerships to generate. Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our turn-key structuring and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without accounting, you will lack media sourcing. The power to iterate globally leads to the capacity to benchmark virally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 C2B2B, seamless cyber-intra-mega-subscriber-defined ultra-macro-affiliate-based vertical iteration and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned web services, architectures are forced to become backward-compatible. Think macro-next-generation. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? In one step? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? What does the term "global" really mean? If you recontextualize robustly, you may have to aggregate robustly. We will reintermediate the capability of aggregation to innovate. Think virtual. What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? We will mesh the aptitude of social networks to iterate. We frequently leverage B2C users. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be interactive? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be user-defined? If you e-enable robustly, you may have to embrace interactively.