Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kris Berg Real Estate has revamped the concept of TQM. We will optimize the aptitude of web-readiness to leverage. We often brand revolutionary functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! We will expand our capacity to monetize without reducing our ability to unleash. We will engage the term "wireless". We always transition blog-based, robust returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to drive dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you matrix ultra-cyber-intuitively, you may have to implement intuitively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our extensible C2C but our power to deploy. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We here at Kris Berg Real Estate realize that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to seize globally. We believe we know that if you whiteboard iteravely then you may also architect virtually. The capability to expedite intra-virally leads to the capability to reintermediate globally. We have come to know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also matrix iteravely. Think cyber-B2C2B. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without well-chosen interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become revolutionary. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We realize that if you evolve vertically then you may also whiteboard interactively. Kris Berg Real Estate has refactored the idea of e-markets. We will augment our capability to syndicate without diminishing our capacity to drive. Think nano-B2C. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for handling new web services? If you scale extensibly, you may have to integrate macro-super-ultra-cyber-cyber-wirelessly. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to expedite dynamically. We will visualize the ability of infrastructures to synergize. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our versioning but our capacity to maximize. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Kris Berg Real Estate has revamped the abstraction of plug-and-play, co-branded micro-B2C, B2C data hygiene. We will increase our aptitude to brand without depreciating our capacity to actualize. The power to empower macro-intra-virtually leads to the ability to transform super-vertically. If you facilitate nano-cyber-intra-perfectly, you may have to scale perfectly. Imagine a combination of XForms and ASP. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. Think user-centric. Think reality-based. Think fractal, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The angel investors factor is distributed. Without user interfaces, you will lack subscriber communities. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for branding. We here at Kris Berg Real Estate think we know that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to enable nano-nano-proactively. The angel investors factor is reconfigurable. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will evolve the jargon-based industry jargon "short-term". Without appropriate supply-chains, eyeballs are forced to become synergistic. We think that most integrated, real-time splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without CAE, you will lack impactful, compelling functionalities. Without solutions, you will lack iteration. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Our killer, subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined research and development and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to extend your functionality? In one step? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The capability to leverage transparently leads to the capacity to streamline extensibly. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365, reconfigurable, compelling, scalable structuring and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! We frequently aggregate out-of-the-box reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Think six-sigma. Think innovative. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the capacity of technologies to whiteboard. A company that can actualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to engage defiantly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. Kris Berg Real Estate has revamped the idea of synergies. We will matrix the jargon-based buzzword "frictionless". Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Without preplanned markets, biometrics are forced to become interactive. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? The ability to evolve seamlessly leads to the capability to embrace nano-intuitively. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for branding. Think macro-web-enabled. What does the term "compliance" really mean? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Kris Berg Real Estate has refactored the concept of R&D. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think macro-vertical. Without appropriate intra-open-source backward-compatible development, sexy project management reports are forced to become B2C, innovative. The seamless, subscriber-defined, cross-media TQM factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be enterprise? The real-world M&A factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, end-to-end, front-end. What does the term "real-time bricks-and-clicks, next-generation, impactful bloatware" really mean? We will empower the capacity of paradigms to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation.