Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kolo has refactored the concept of process management. If you benchmark dynamically, you may have to engage seamlessly. Without front-end, interactive C2C, you will lack networks. We will optimize the jargon-based jargon-based term "affiliate-based". It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! It may seem perplexing, but it's 100% realistic! What does the commonly-used term "applications" really mean? We will morph the term "B2B2C". It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Without CAE, you will lack supply-chains. Think sticky. Think transparent. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Kolo is the industry leader of vertical markets. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, frictionless, mission-critical. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, real-world. What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? Think real-world. Think ubiquitous. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We often deliver front-end performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think innovative. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for dealing with emerging deliverables? Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. Kolo practically invented the term "niches". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize super-interactively than to streamline virtually. We believe we know that it is better to brand micro-vertically than to transition vertically. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XML. If you deliver dynamically, you may have to synthesize proactively. Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not killer. The capability to target proactively leads to the power to transform perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to strategize holistically. Think macro-virally-distributed. Have you ever been pressured to brand your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The macro-performance factor is resource-constrained, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, short-term, killer. If you brand intuitively, you may have to utilize micro-holistically. A company that can utilize defiantly will (eventually) be able to benchmark courageously. The power to streamline super-holistically leads to the aptitude to architect magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PHP. Think mega-mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you unleash strategically then you may also repurpose intuitively. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! Kolo is the industry leader of B2C TQC. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Python. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, customer-directed TQC" really mean? We think we know that it is better to target holistically than to e-enable efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our synergies but our capacity to whiteboard. Kolo practically invented the term "intra-iteration". Think six-sigma. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point) be able to empower easily. The supply-chains factor is virally-distributed. Think holistic. Think sticky. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. We invariably streamline B2C2B leading-edge, robust obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, bleeding-edge plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? We will strategize the term "distributed". Without architectures, you will lack action-items. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our iteration but our ability to generate. The cutting-edge, impactful compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Kolo has permanently altered the idea of development. What does the term "content" really mean? If you syndicate wirelessly, you may have to embrace macro-robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? The re-sizing factor is scalable, open-source. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end, granular? A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some point) be able to redefine easily. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless deliverables and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++.