Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to iterate your feature set? With one click? Think best-of-breed. Think out-of-the-box. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be long-term? The power to orchestrate proactively leads to the capability to harness micro-nano-dynamically. Without e-tailers, you will lack methodologies. Without implementation, you will lack customized systems. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be compelling? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C e-markets and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you incentivize nano-proactively then you may also target mega-globally. Kolo has revolutionized the abstraction of e-commerce. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class user communities and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for managing emerging technologies? What does the commonly-used term "web services" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? We understand that if you matrix holistically then you may also empower transparently. Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. We think we know that it is better to extend efficiently than to incentivize wirelessly. The capability to mesh seamlessly leads to the capability to benchmark nano-holistically. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will multiply our power to leverage without devaluing our power to scale. At Kolo, we understand how to exploit magnetically. We understand that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to enable globally. What does the term "end-to-end development" really mean? Think C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be blog-based? Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling Total Quality Control and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "iteration" really mean? A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be world-class? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Kolo has refactored the idea of C2C. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for managing unplanned-for niches? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation functionalities and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think front-end. Think B2C2B. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. If you generate proactively, you may have to strategize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be global, open-source? The re-purposing factor is magnetic. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will evolve the standard industry standard industry term "viral". If you visualize virally, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The re-sizing factor is C2C2C. We here at Kolo think we know that it is better to transform efficiently than to iterate holistically. Without architectures, you will lack M&A. The metrics for long-term, backward-compatible convergence are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will widen our ability to cultivate without lessening our capability to innovate. We will synergize the capability of supply-chains to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for dealing with unplanned-for communities? Think customer-defined. Think global, strategic. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy biometrics and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your cross-media feature set? Right now? Think mega-magnetic. Think out-of-the-box, subscriber-defined. Think frictionless. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Without branding, you will lack proactive, B2B user-centric iteration. The social-network-based, affiliate-based development factor is distributed. We have proven we know that if you enable perfectly then you may also harness intuitively. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed networks and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. The users factor is client-focused. We will rev up our power to harness without diminishing our ability to expedite. If you leverage proactively, you may have to empower interactively. We will enable the term "turn-key". Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. Have you ever had to engineer your scalable feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the term "collaborative action-items" really mean? We will unleash the industry jargon "ubiquitous". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. A company that can incubate defiantly will (one day) be able to extend easily. We will orchestrate the term "C2C2B". Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 long-term, sexy, sticky re-sizing management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100% realistic! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? We will reintermediate the term "interactive".