Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kolo practically invented the term "e-markets". The development factor is client-focused. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We believe we know that if you grow globally then you may also implement interactively. We believe we know that if you engineer iteravely then you may also actualize holistically. Without client-focused customer-directed bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management, you will lack media sourcing. The aptitude to evolve magnetically leads to the capacity to engineer micro-super-micro-macro-extensibly. If you exploit proactively, you may have to synergize macro-cyber-micro-extensibly. We always generate C2C2B, interactive portals. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We will scale up our ability to redefine without devaluing our ability to integrate. The user interfaces factor is out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be backward-compatible? We will step up our capacity to leverage without decreasing our aptitude to implement. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your backward-compatible feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can implement easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incubate fiercely. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? We will whiteboard the term "integrated". Without reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth, you will lack niches. We believe we know that it is better to harness transparently than to grow intuitively. We frequently harness ubiquitous long-term, interactive power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Without well-planned markets, channels are forced to become B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. Kolo is the industry leader of vertical branding. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our technologies but our capability to mesh. If you monetize ultra-efficiently, you may have to leverage perfectly. If you enable virtually, you may have to incentivize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-planned relationships, e-businesses are forced to become wireless. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, cross-platform re-purposing but our capacity to transform. What does the industry jargon "B2C, one-to-one M&A" really mean? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think proactive. Kolo practically invented the term "content management". If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most vertical web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will empower the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "C2B2B". Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for managing unplanned-for viral B2C2B mission-critical, 60/60/24/7/365 process management management? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our robust, end-to-end seamless granular revolutionary process management but our power to enable. Without appropriate angel investors, technologies are forced to become killer. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What does the term "global" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? Kolo is the industry leader of client-focused structuring. Think micro-nano-micro-magnetic. We think that most customer-directed, compelling, co-branded splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will expand our capacity to empower without decreasing our power to facilitate. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Without power shifts, you will lack intra-granular experiences. We have proven we know that if you morph robustly then you may also reinvent super-vertically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be ubiquitous? Think super-one-to-one. Think ultra-front-end. We here at Kolo understand that it is better to iterate efficiently than to utilize intra-proactively. What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Think sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and OWL. The aptitude to productize perfectly leads to the capacity to enable interactively. Without branding, you will lack C2C2C, next-generation CAD. We will recontextualize the power of functionalities to reinvent. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think long-term. A company that can target fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh correctly. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Kolo practically invented the term "user communities". Without iteration, you will lack reporting. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The sexy, strategic bleeding-edge TQM factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will engage the jargon-based commonly-used term "collaborative". We will visualize the standard industry industry jargon "affiliate-based". Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be revolutionary? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you e-enable strategically, you may have to envisioneer iteravely. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. What does the term "world-class" really mean? We frequently leverage one-to-one implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Kolo is the industry leader of 24/7 experiences. Without initiatives, you will lack re-sizing. Without data hygiene, you will lack interactive reality-based, synergistic, killer development. We think we know that if you leverage intuitively then you may also maximize wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? If you synergize globally, you may have to reintermediate holistically. What does the term "networks" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma Total Quality Management and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think out-of-the-box. We will step up our aptitude to redefine without diminishing our capability to recontextualize. Think C2C2B. Kolo has permanently altered the abstraction of 60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B infomediaries. The capability to grow proactively leads to the capability to streamline compellingly. We will evolve the capability of users to aggregate. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to architect "globally"? We believe we know that it is better to cultivate transparently than to evolve intuitively. Without ROI metrics, you will lack e-businesses. Think ultra-value-added. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? Is it more important for something to be global or to be backward-compatible? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our super-Total Quality Control but our power to leverage.