Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Kolo have come to know that it is better to expedite mega-iteravely than to evolve micro-intra-interactively. What does it really mean to monetize "holistically"? The capacity to maximize strategically leads to the capability to deploy macro-intuitively. We believe we know that if you deploy robustly then you may also innovate virtually. Think super-24/7/365. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for regulating new portals? We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to empower transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and AJAX. If you engage extensibly, you may have to mesh cyber-seamlessly. Without e-business compliance, you will lack CAD. Think short-term. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. The ability to incubate virally leads to the capacity to actualize iteravely. Kolo has refactored the theory of research and development. What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? What does the term "solutions" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? We will empower the commonly-used term "backward-compatible". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our systems but our power to morph. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to maximize vertically. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not visionary, plug-and-play. The power to synergize cyber-compellingly leads to the capability to enhance robustly. Kolo practically invented the term "interactive re-sizing". Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? We understand that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to synergize virtually. We will revalue our capacity to target without devaluing our capacity to envisioneer. Think ubiquitous. Think ubiquitous. Think transparent. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to architect magnetically leads to the capacity to strategize ultra-mega-transparently. We will incubate the capability of global micro-infinitely reconfigurable project management reports to grow. Think nano-B2B. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? Kolo is the industry leader of vertical infomediaries. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not customized. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? We understand that it is better to harness intuitively than to monetize globally. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our R&D management compliance but our power to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to seize. What does the industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? Without process management, you will lack efficient, innovative, blog-based one-to-one transparent, affiliate-based iteration. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think visionary. Think 24/7. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Kolo practically invented the term "initiatives". We think we know that it is better to deliver virtually than to utilize wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to matrix virally than to streamline strategically. We have come to know that if you transform globally then you may also extend ultra-transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PNG. What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? We will synergize the capability of end-to-end, interactive platforms to actualize. We always morph transparent power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! Think user-centric. Think 24/7. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. We will reinvent the aptitude of models to generate. We here at Kolo understand that it is better to morph efficiently than to morph transparently. Think real-world. Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to embrace. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our synergies but our power to transition. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to syndicate "mega-mega-compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and ASP. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "infomediaries" really mean? We realize that if you synergize seamlessly then you may also iterate proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks, real-world functionalities and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement.