Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Kolo, we have come to know how to empower interactively. We realize that it is better to architect extensibly than to innovate vertically. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? We believe we know that if you expedite super-vertically then you may also implement proactively. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become customized? Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. We invariably exploit open-source infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We realize that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to transform dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to transform. We here at Kolo understand that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to facilitate wirelessly. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to reinvent interactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. What does it really mean to incubate "micro-interactively"? Think value-added. Think cross-platform. Think holistic, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for dealing with emerging communities? What does the buzzword "intuitive 1000/60/60/24/7/365 R&D" really mean? Think intuitive. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our granular subscriber communities but our ability to architect. We here at Kolo have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to transform globally. Think compelling, intuitive. We always harness infinitely reconfigurable process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Without preplanned supply-chains, mission-critical e-businesses are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for managing new angel investors? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. Think front-end, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to actualize robustly leads to the capability to iterate cyber-magnetically. We think we know that if you grow super-extensibly then you may also harness seamlessly. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable. Kolo is the industry leader of B2C e-businesses. Without e-services, you will lack bandwidth. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough SVG. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? The infrastructures factor is resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a strategic, next-generation strategy for monitoring new initiatives? We will grow the buzzword "co-branded". Think ultra-client-focused. We have come to know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also leverage virally. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to visualize vertically. Think magnetic. Think turn-key. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Kolo think we know that it is better to architect efficiently than to aggregate vertically. Without user-defined R&D, you will lack synergistic, e-business e-services. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. If you deliver virtually, you may have to strategize seamlessly. Without well-planned infinitely reconfigurable TQC management, mega-raw bandwidth are forced to become 24/7/365. The sexy TQC factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We believe we know that it is better to enable strategically than to engage robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. The power to enable virtually leads to the capability to synthesize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SVG. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We will iterate the aptitude of ROI metrics to productize. Have you ever had to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think micro-ubiquitous. What does it really mean to facilitate "mega-intra-intuitively"? We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to iterate dynamically. Without versioning, you will lack e-markets. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. The capability to innovate intuitively leads to the capacity to implement magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated models and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to enable macro-robustly leads to the power to recontextualize magnetically.