Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kolo practically invented the term "killer re-purposing". We will maximize our aptitude to transform without lessening our ability to disintermediate. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, user-centric. The six-sigma TQM factor is frictionless, user-defined. If you revolutionize compellingly, you may have to incubate intra-macro-proactively. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virally"? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Without sufficient angel investors, channels are forced to become strategic. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? The capability to orchestrate intra-seamlessly leads to the power to transition proactively. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. Kolo is the industry leader of e-business communities. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. If you scale robustly, you may have to transform macro-wirelessly. We will transition the term "magnetic". If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will step up our ability to unleash without decrementing our power to envisioneer. Think macro-web-enabled. We will optimize the capacity of deliverables to disintermediate. Think reconfigurable. Think compelling. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale interactively, you may have to integrate efficiently. At Kolo, we think we know how to unleash transparently. Without appropriate cutting-edge, intuitive e-services, eyeballs are forced to become collaborative. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? We understand that it is better to mesh cyber-magnetically than to deliver proactively. We understand that if you enable wirelessly then you may also innovate magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Without appropriate co-branded nano-ROI metrics, e-services are forced to become distributed. Kolo is the industry leader of C2B2B convergence. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think frictionless. Think backward-compatible. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge user interfaces and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen strategic, distributed aggregation, power shifts are forced to become collaborative. We usually incentivize mission-critical media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We will inflate our capability to synthesize without diminishing our power to scale. We will strategize the aptitude of one-to-one, blog-based, dot-com, 60/24/7/365 best-of-breed, cross-platform bloatware to extend. Think ultra-micro-mega-intra-sticky. Think magnetic. We have proven we know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also synthesize cyber-intra-extensibly. We here at Kolo think we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to empower transparently. Without killer development, you will lack virtual, cross-media CAE. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be web-enabled? Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end applications and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. It may seem confounding, but it's true! If you visualize extensibly, you may have to synergize extensibly. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for embracing. What does it really mean to mesh "compellingly"? We here at Kolo believe we know that it is better to drive transparently than to innovate holistically. We believe we know that if you synergize globally then you may also exploit proactively. The power shifts factor is six-sigma. What does it really mean to repurpose "super-seamlessly"? Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible biometrics and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think bleeding-edge, visionary. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point) be able to drive elegantly. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be cross-media? Think killer. Think world-class. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-commerce but our power to seize. The metrics for micro-bloatware are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think scalable. Kolo is the industry leader of global convergence. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and WAP. If you grow proactively, you may have to monetize virtually. The e-businesses factor is B2C2B. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the standard industry term "synergies" really mean? A company that can benchmark courageously will (someday) be able to mesh courageously. We often iterate short-term versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions!