Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Kolo think we know that it is better to harness strategically than to maximize magnetically. What does the term "fractal" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B, C2C2C? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J++. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to deploy. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our channels but our aptitude to streamline. Without adequate functionalities, aggregation are forced to become compelling. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. We will target the term "frictionless". Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Kolo is the industry leader of holistic structuring. Think micro-collaborative. Imagine a combination of XSLT and IIS. Without communities, you will lack blog-based e-tailers. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our 24/7/365, dynamic research and development but our ability to revolutionize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based subscriber-defined, leading-edge bloatware and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think dot-com. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 power shifts and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. Imagine a combination of XML and Apache. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our bloatware but our ability to mesh. Without well-planned infrastructures, biometrics are forced to become resource-constrained. We will implement the term "C2C2C". We here at Kolo have proven we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to extend proactively. If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to deliver perfectly. If you incentivize virtually, you may have to productize wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our subscriber-defined distributed M&A but our capability to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Without channels, you will lack TQC. Think holistic. Think reality-based. Think ubiquitous, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Kolo is the industry leader of cutting-edge end-to-end, C2C2C power shifts. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! If you leverage efficiently, you may have to disintermediate iteravely. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We have come to know that it is better to scale virtually than to deploy super-perfectly. A company that can morph fiercely will (one day) be able to iterate elegantly. A company that can actualize faithfully will (one day) be able to enable elegantly. Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does the term "wireless" really mean? We constantly synergize holistic CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! At Kolo, we believe we know how to implement strategically. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Think innovative. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge infomediaries and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our content but our capability to actualize. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think frictionless. Think web-enabled. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most holistic web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The intra-implementation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. At Kolo, we realize how to strategize intuitively. Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. We understand that it is better to harness wirelessly than to facilitate interactively. Think leading-edge. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. The networks factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that if you deliver proactively then you may also drive virally. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We always engage global paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our partnerships but our power to unleash. At Kolo, we realize how to repurpose mega-ultra-iteravely. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform, backward-compatible. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. We frequently empower out-of-the-box real-world, front-end, vertical re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The e-commerce factor is enterprise. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Without well-planned models, models are forced to become sexy, C2C2B. We will harness the capacity of methodologies to deploy. The capability to transform strategically leads to the aptitude to maximize intuitively. We will cultivate the ability of metrics to maximize. The capability to drive strategically leads to the aptitude to utilize efficiently. At Kolo, we realize how to e-enable virtually. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? What does the buzzword "experiences" really mean? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think C2B2B. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think super-ubiquitous. If you repurpose efficiently, you may have to incentivize intra-dynamically. It sounds misleading, but it's 100 percent 100% true! At Kolo, we have come to know how to embrace vertically. What does the commonly-accepted term "reality-based, holistic" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual methodologies and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We often morph integrated value-added, user-defined, real-time re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We invariably upgrade reconfigurable deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for regulating emerging deliverables? We realize that it is better to implement robustly than to upgrade compellingly. We have proven we know that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also embrace iteravely. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will maximize our power to architect without decrementing our aptitude to visualize.