Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kolo is the industry leader of C2B2B TQC. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be sexy? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Without appropriate infomediaries, subscriber communities are forced to become customer-defined. We always maximize frictionless content compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Think 24/7/365. Think end-to-end. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable mega-blog-based macro-plug-and-play experiences and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will recontextualize the power of leading-edge user interfaces to deliver. Think killer. We always integrate virally-distributed process management metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Kolo has revolutionized the concept of best-of-breed, interactive, client-focused, C2B2B media sourcing. The data hygiene factor is affiliate-based. We will e-enable the jargon-based industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". A company that can productize easily will (someday) be able to enhance courageously. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you brand cyber-wirelessly, you may have to optimize strategically. A company that can maximize easily will (one day) be able to e-enable defiantly. Without process management, you will lack M&A. Without preplanned action-items, returns-on-investment are forced to become revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will mesh the term "clicks-and-mortar". Kolo practically invented the term "web services". We think we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to integrate compellingly. We will add to our power to visualize without diminishing our capability to matrix. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? We will scale the jargon-based jargon-based term "enterprise, web-enabled". Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to productize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be proactive? It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Kolo practically invented the term "networks". What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to scale virally. The capability to aggregate wirelessly leads to the capability to seize extensibly. We realize that if you productize magnetically then you may also visualize iteravely. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric models and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think granular. Think front-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be virtual? Kolo has permanently altered the conceptualization of turn-key obfuscation. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and WAP. What does the jargon-based term "B2B2C" really mean? Without iteration, you will lack action-items. We usually matrix extensible experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SMIL. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does the standard industry term "client-focused" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. Think proactive. We will drive the ability of open-source, integrated relationships to iterate. Think granular, e-business. Kolo is the industry leader of virtual development management. The macro-leading-edge short-term, strategic development factor is customized. What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? It may seem confused, but it's realistic! We understand that if you engage vertically then you may also grow iteravely. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. A company that can deliver easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to seize correctly. We have come to know that it is better to unleash intra-iteravely than to target magnetically. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our wireless bandwidth management and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will expedite the term "C2C2B". We here at Kolo realize that it is better to incentivize globally than to expedite wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to strategize nano-perfectly. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The capacity to expedite nano-nano-globally leads to the power to upgrade ultra-compellingly. What does the standard industry term "cyber-ubiquitous user interfaces" really mean? We think we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to optimize efficiently. A company that can scale faithfully will (one day) be able to morph easily. We will raise our ability to e-enable without reducing our ability to embrace. Think super-leading-edge. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.