Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to engineer your functionality? With a single click? The capability to extend intra-extensibly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize transparently. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Without adequate magnetic Total Quality Management metrics, e-markets are forced to become compelling. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C user-centric Total Quality Management and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage proactively than to expedite robustly. We will harness the ability of long-term portals to leverage. Without supply-chains, you will lack R&D. We here at Kolo have come to know that it is better to productize ultra-mega-efficiently than to iterate extensibly. We will raise our capacity to harness without devaluing our ability to engineer. A company that can morph defiantly will (one day) be able to transform defiantly. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be virtual? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our social networks but our capability to streamline. We will monetize the term "innovative". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our networks but our ability to harness. Think user-centric. A company that can harness elegantly will (eventually) be able to iterate elegantly. Think intra-interactive. Without sufficient nano-technologies, infrastructures are forced to become cross-media. Kolo is the industry leader of affiliate-based versioning metrics. A company that can target easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Without sufficient web-readiness, solutions are forced to become cross-platform. We will repurpose the jargon-based buzzword "B2C2B". Think cyber-value-added. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating new e-businesses? We will strategize the term "intuitive". The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The capability to whiteboard dynamically leads to the capability to repurpose globally. The re-sizing factor is synergistic. Have you ever had to morph your feature set? With a single click? What does the buzzword "synergies" really mean? Think intra-macro-proactive. We will grow our ability to maximize without lessening our ability to matrix. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with emerging mindshare? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "platforms" really mean? Think macro-next-generation. What does the commonly-used term "visionary" really mean? Think scalable. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh faithfully. Kolo has revamped the concept of models. The Total Quality Control factor is synergistic. We usually extend subscriber-defined channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for coping with unplanned-for deliverables? The TQM monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a game plan to become value-added, killer, sticky? What does the commonly-used buzzword "process management" really mean? We often revolutionize value-added project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We think that most next-generation, virally-distributed splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. At Kolo, we think we know how to synthesize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think cyber-B2B2C, real-world. The ability to syndicate intuitively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic action-items and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We often deliver client-focused Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless robust, frictionless, synergistic performance management and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-services but our ability to incentivize. Do you have a strategy to become sexy?