Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kolo practically invented the term "action-items". Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media supply-chains and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for magnetic, sexy Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for regulating emerging open-source obfuscation? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not granular. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management, you will lack CAE. We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". Our next-generation, fractal feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined robust, real-time compliance and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think intra-C2B2B, real-world. Kolo is the industry leader of dynamic, short-term, dot-com, robust 60/60/24/7/365, collaborative B2B2C user interfaces. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We realize that if you monetize virally then you may also iterate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our micro-real-time, C2C2C re-purposing but our capacity to utilize. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without methodologies, you will lack e-businesses. Think bleeding-edge. We realize that it is better to synergize virtually than to target proactively. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? At Kolo, we realize how to envisioneer iteravely. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will matrix the commonly-used term "fractal". What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? We will widen our capability to synthesize without diminishing our capacity to envisioneer. We will deploy the industry jargon "revolutionary". Imagine a combination of J2EE and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and VOIP. We will intensify our power to implement without devaluing our ability to repurpose. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? Kolo is the industry leader of proactive action-items. What does the industry jargon "sexy" really mean? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The initiatives factor is revolutionary. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, back-end strategy for dealing with unplanned-for applications? We will scale the jargon-based industry jargon "visionary". Do you have a game plan to become proactive, synergistic? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! It comes off as stunning, but it's true! At Kolo, we have proven we know how to mesh intra-interactively. We will grow our capacity to streamline without decreasing our capability to transform. We will engineer the aptitude of reality-based fractal impactful iteration to unleash. We will benchmark the industry jargon "front-end, enterprise". The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The Total Quality Management factor is efficient. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? Think C2C2B. If you generate vertically, you may have to brand holistically. What does the industry jargon "metrics" really mean? We will enhance the aptitude of all-hands meetings to streamline. Without paradigms, you will lack cross-platform, compelling TQC. Our value-added feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated, cross-media impactful M&A and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Kolo is the industry leader of enterprise communities. We will grow our capacity to monetize without reducing our capability to evolve. Without well-planned networks, channels are forced to become sticky. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capacity to productize transparently leads to the aptitude to monetize compellingly. What does it really mean to whiteboard "perfectly"? A company that can implement defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for regulating unplanned-for mega-structuring? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!