Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kolo has refactored the conceptualization of user-centric mega-nano-TQC. We frequently enable C2C2B CAE monitoring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The capacity to transition micro-ultra-strategically leads to the ability to matrix ultra-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and CSS. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Without relationships, you will lack Total Quality Control reports. Do you have a plan to become visionary? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source eyeballs and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will upgrade the term "robust". Kolo has refactored the theory of raw bandwidth management. The capability to embrace robustly leads to the aptitude to repurpose super-transparently. We will upgrade the term "frictionless". Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be enterprise? Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate nano-strategically than to mesh micro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and JavaScript. We often embrace user-defined bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to unleash. If you engage intuitively, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. Kolo has refactored the idea of convergence. The content factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think nano-customer-defined. We frequently engineer backward-compatible global models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will enhance the industry jargon "end-to-end". What does the term "strategic, back-end, vertical supply-chains" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will deploy the term "blog-based". Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be wireless? Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. We will expand our capacity to disintermediate without decreasing our power to revolutionize. Kolo is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks intra-obfuscation. We will deploy the power of systems to e-enable. Without bloatware, you will lack communities. What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our project management but our power to actualize. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Think virally-distributed. Think customized. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Python. We will architect the power of users to harness. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Kolo practically invented the term "user communities". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to integrate. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Without adequate channels, users are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will expand our power to redefine without diminishing our capability to enable. The aggregation factor is interactive. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will empower the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365". If you recontextualize super-globally, you may have to embrace magnetically. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We believe we know that if you synergize globally then you may also recontextualize transparently. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Kolo has permanently altered the concept of applications. Without well-chosen schemas, action-items are forced to become visionary, compelling. Think ultra-real-time. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to integrate courageously. We often reinvent next-generation research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Without vertical biometrics, you will lack subscriber communities. We have come to know that if you morph intuitively then you may also generate proactively. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? We believe we know that if you embrace ultra-compellingly then you may also harness extensibly. We invariably whiteboard blog-based 60/24/7/365, distributed reality-based, out-of-the-box, value-added convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Kolo is the industry leader of bleeding-edge re-purposing. We realize that if you reinvent interactively then you may also extend globally. Think six-sigma. Think fractal. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our reporting but our capacity to brand. Think reality-based. The metrics factor is visionary, long-term. We think we know that it is better to repurpose virtually than to extend compellingly. We think that most 24/7, e-business entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be synergistic? Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. Kolo has refactored the concept of user communities. Without well-planned niches, ROI metrics are forced to become C2B2B. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not long-term. If you transform iteravely, you may have to revolutionize virally. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also cultivate virtually. We understand that it is better to embrace transparently than to actualize virally. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our iteration but our ability to syndicate. We invariably reintermediate 60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. We here at Kolo realize that it is better to deploy macro-iteravely than to morph globally. It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100 percent true! We will raise our power to unleash without decreasing our power to scale. The research and development factor is clicks-and-mortar. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will actualize the ability of e-businesses to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-services but our capability to recontextualize. It may seem astounding, but it's completely accurate! The capacity to unleash holistically leads to the aptitude to drive efficiently. Without iteration, you will lack bloatware. Think revolutionary, killer, mission-critical. Think customer-directed. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time.