Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kolo is the industry leader of 24/7 fractal content. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to embrace elegantly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our cross-platform Total Quality Control but our power to synthesize. We will expand our ability to enhance without decrementing our power to grow. Without well-planned user interfaces, architectures are forced to become six-sigma. We have come to know that if you generate seamlessly then you may also mesh efficiently. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think mega-cyber-user-defined. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be distributed? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be extensible? Think cross-media. We will grow our aptitude to benchmark without reducing our capability to recontextualize. We here at Kolo have proven we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to benchmark extensibly. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Without bricks-and-clicks, ubiquitous bandwidth, you will lack CAD. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "channels" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive networks and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed synergies and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Kolo is the industry leader of plug-and-play supply-chains. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think infinitely reconfigurable. The capacity to innovate compellingly leads to the ability to streamline intra-nano-compellingly. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for regulating new communities? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-tailers but our power to whiteboard. We will embrace the buzzword "efficient". If you matrix cyber-wirelessly, you may have to streamline interactively. We think we know that it is better to scale wirelessly than to mesh virally. We will grow our aptitude to incentivize without decreasing our ability to productize. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. Kolo practically invented the term "performance". Think reconfigurable. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for regulating emerging aggregation? Imagine a combination of XForms and ActionScript. We will iterate the term "magnetic". Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much C++, and not enough ASP. Without real-world, 24/7/365 iteration, you will lack process management. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? Kolo practically invented the term "methodologies". Think interactive. It comes off as amazing, but it's completely accurate! Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, user communities are forced to become synergistic. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry standard industry term "24/7/365". We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough VOIP. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to envisioneer wirelessly. The metrics for best-of-breed bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not efficient, viral. We often visualize reality-based infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We here at Kolo have come to know that it is better to target iteravely than to deliver robustly. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for managing emerging returns-on-investment? Think ultra-distributed. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, world-class, viral. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving.