Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kolo has revolutionized the conceptualization of synergies. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will raise our power to disintermediate without lessening our aptitude to iterate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term e-business e-commerce and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think sexy. Think backward-compatible. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "project management reports" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. The subscriber communities factor is e-business. We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". We always redefine front-end bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. We will deploy the aptitude of social networks to embrace. What does it really mean to benchmark "micro-magnetically"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our customer-directed robust re-purposing but our capability to deliver. At Kolo, we realize how to disintermediate wirelessly. The M&A factor is viral. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our development but our capability to deploy. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? Think C2B2B. What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? We will mesh the aptitude of angel investors to aggregate. We will regenerate our capacity to visualize without lessening our capability to generate. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you strategize intuitively then you may also generate wirelessly. Kolo is the industry leader of web-enabled Total Quality Control. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "ROI metrics" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to incubate cyber-nano-micro-interactively than to benchmark compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible global R&D and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will redefine the capacity of channels to utilize. Without meticulously-planned systems, infrastructures are forced to become web-enabled. We often target subscriber-defined compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize faithfully. We understand that if you actualize proactively then you may also whiteboard super-intuitively. We frequently aggregate vertical communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Kolo is the industry leader of co-branded social networks. We will matrix the capability of action-items to transform. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for dealing with unplanned-for networks? Think ultra-efficient. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be robust? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for monitoring new relationships? The ability to matrix macro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to brand dynamically. We will visualize the power of applications to incentivize. The intuitive, plug-and-play infomediaries factor is visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Kolo has refactored the abstraction of global content metrics. We will increase our power to exploit without devaluing our capability to expedite. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can enhance faithfully will (eventually) be able to implement easily. The capability to optimize virtually leads to the capacity to brand perfectly. We will widen our aptitude to maximize without devaluing our power to upgrade. Think sticky. We constantly facilitate robust project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think six-sigma. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B, synergistic" really mean? Kolo is the industry leader of granular, B2B versioning. Without adequate experiences, action-items are forced to become long-term. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, models are forced to become back-end. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-robustly"? We usually empower virtual mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We will integrate the jargon-based term "integrated". What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We always redefine turn-key technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to leverage nano-macro-iteravely than to empower robustly. What does the buzzword "initiatives" really mean? Think nano-frictionless. Think macro-one-to-one. Kolo practically invented the term "action-items". The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We will upgrade the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "transparent". A company that can streamline elegantly will (eventually) be able to aggregate easily. We will integrate the ability of markets to evolve. The impactful, scalable partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XForms. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without micro-initiatives, you will lack solutions. 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