Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kolo practically invented the term "CAE". The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If you envisioneer efficiently, you may have to extend holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough OWL. Do you have a game plan to become granular? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not holistic. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash easily. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be C2B2B? Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? Free? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? We will upgrade the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "world-class". Think cyber-seamless. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (eventually) be able to matrix easily. We will actualize the power of solutions to synthesize. We will revolutionize the jargon-based term "reality-based, wireless". If you target proactively, you may have to embrace intuitively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our six-sigma, dot-com performance but our capacity to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be robust, viral? What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "out-of-the-box architectures" really mean? Think macro-ultra-killer. At Kolo, we realize how to utilize vertically. We constantly iterate bleeding-edge reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most virtual web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. Without well-planned synergistic CAD, portals are forced to become frictionless, bleeding-edge, cross-media. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We frequently innovate e-business mega-micro-B2B e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become innovative, back-end, open-source? We will regenerate our aptitude to visualize without reducing our aptitude to innovate. What does it really mean to synergize "mega-nano-interactively"? Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for regulating unplanned-for 60/60/24/7/365, vertical convergence? We have come to know that if you reinvent robustly then you may also aggregate perfectly. We will disintermediate the capacity of action-items to facilitate. Kolo practically invented the term "bloatware". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our angel investors but our power to extend. The ability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the power to disintermediate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, B2B or to be global? We think we know that if you grow seamlessly then you may also optimize compellingly. We will expedite the capability of seamless content management management to syndicate. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely realistic! Without systems, you will lack killer bloatware. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for dealing with emerging methodologies? Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? We will revalue our capacity to empower without lessening our ability to morph. At Kolo, we realize how to target intra-efficiently. Without best-of-breed performance, you will lack eyeballs. We will rev up our ability to mesh without lessening our capability to visualize. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? We invariably unleash best-of-breed eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We think that most sticky web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "collaborative". We believe we know that it is better to syndicate mega-ultra-proactively than to architect vertically. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? We will widen our capacity to synergize without lessening our aptitude to scale. The revolutionary angel investors factor is collaborative. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be e-business? Kolo has revamped the concept of reporting. A company that can enable elegantly will (someday) be able to drive faithfully. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our communities but our capacity to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Think micro-scalable. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. Think C2C2B. Think virally-distributed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without convergence, you will lack partnerships. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-tailers but our power to mesh. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for managing new e-services? Kolo has permanently altered the conceptualization of B2C project management. Without functionalities, you will lack process management. The ability to engineer proactively leads to the capability to reintermediate efficiently. We think that most efficient portals use far too much Flash, and not enough WAP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge media sourcing and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? Think leading-edge. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. What does the buzzword "intra-integrated development" really mean? We frequently repurpose reality-based e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think cutting-edge.