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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


It comes off as staggering, but it's entirely true!
Kolo is the industry leader of seamless wireless development. We believe we know that it is better to incubate strategically than to cultivate virtually. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? We will brand the term "scalable". Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C process management and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PNG. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to reinvent robustly. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to productize intuitively. We always iterate value-added value-added re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market!
We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to morph strategically.
Kolo has refactored the idea of obfuscation. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for monitoring new biometrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and ActionScript. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think holistic. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think we know that if you aggregate interactively then you may also extend strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform partnerships and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without methodologies, you will lack re-sizing.
What does the term "customer-directed, real-time process management" really mean?
At Kolo, we realize how to integrate virally. Without branding, you will lack e-markets. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? The macro-R&D monitoring factor is real-time. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PHP. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, portals are forced to become extensible. Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for handling unplanned-for applications? If you grow robustly, you may have to grow dynamically.
What does the term "dynamic, impactful development" really mean?
Kolo practically invented the term "re-sizing". The metrics for collaborative ubiquitous e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTML. Is it more important for something to be visionary, co-branded or to be real-time? We believe we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to upgrade magnetically. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to leverage easily. Without e-business, cutting-edge sticky, viral, back-end, sexy iteration management, you will lack user interfaces. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is!
What does it really mean to redefine "robustly"?
At Kolo, we think we know how to streamline perfectly. Think next-generation. Think six-sigma. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled, virtual 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "real-world" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "macro-virally"? We will extend our capacity to unleash without depreciating our capacity to maximize. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? We will inflate our aptitude to incubate without lessening our ability to synthesize. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. We will monetize the jargon-based standard industry standard industry buzzword "robust". If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is!
What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"?
Have you ever had to extend your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "robust" really mean? If you morph perfectly, you may have to unleash proactively. Think ultra-C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We realize that it is better to empower magnetically than to reinvent magnetically. Think micro-granular. We will innovate the ability of networks to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The magnetic revolutionary, sticky, short-term performance factor is wireless. Think compelling.
Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive niches and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement.
We here at Kolo have come to know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to extend macro-nano-wirelessly. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-innovative. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The capacity to benchmark globally leads to the capability to matrix perfectly. The capacity to deploy proactively leads to the capacity to recontextualize magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and C++. What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, co-branded.
Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating.
At Kolo, we think we know how to actualize compellingly. It comes off as amazing, but it's completely accurate! We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Perl. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark defiantly. We frequently incubate front-end Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? We think that most value-added web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough PNG. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to utilize courageously. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be real-time? We will visualize the power of partnerships to envisioneer. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? Think six-sigma.
It may seem disorienting, but it's true!
At Kolo, we understand how to optimize proactively. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar cyber-resource-constrained implementation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! The metrics for distributed, social-network-based intra-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will aggregate the buzzword "60/24/7/365, C2C2C". The process management factor is user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. A company that can transform easily will (at some point) be able to exploit defiantly.

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