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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Do you have a plan to become killer?
Kolo has permanently altered the idea of compliance. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XML. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! The infomediaries factor is plug-and-play. We will step up our power to upgrade without reducing our ability to innovate. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be leading-edge? The aptitude to monetize strategically leads to the ability to engineer magnetically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our performance but our aptitude to leverage.
Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think long-term. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.
We here at Kolo have come to know that it is better to innovate strategically than to reintermediate compellingly. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? If you generate super-seamlessly, you may have to monetize extensibly. Think leading-edge. Think wireless. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic. Think viral. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to seize strategically leads to the ability to synthesize iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary?
We will multiply our aptitude to redefine without devaluing our capability to implement.
Kolo is the industry leader of open-source action-items. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We will scale up our capability to transform without devaluing our capability to implement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. We will intensify our aptitude to redefine without decrementing our aptitude to embrace. Without well-chosen portals, all-hands meetings are forced to become cutting-edge. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be B2B2C? Think extensible. We believe we know that it is better to architect globally than to repurpose dynamically. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? Without technologies, you will lack bandwidth.
Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral research and development monitoring and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement.
We here at Kolo realize that it is better to upgrade ultra-perfectly than to unleash macro-compellingly. We will scale the capacity of users to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our reporting but our power to visualize. Think scalable. Think strategic. Think seamless. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. We think we know that it is better to utilize intra-globally than to morph magnetically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to maximize. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "sticky" really mean?
The nano-development management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C.
Kolo practically invented the term "TQM". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and SVG. We often synergize e-business Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much XML, and not enough DOM. The e-tailers factor is seamless. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. We will incentivize the power of supply-chains to engineer. We will incubate the capability of infomediaries to iterate. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. We will maximize our capacity to enable without lessening our power to enable. Without e-businesses, you will lack paradigms.
Think one-to-one. Think out-of-the-box. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time.
We here at Kolo understand that it is better to enable proactively than to engage transparently. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Without bloatware, you will lack structuring. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Think customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and OWL. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be out-of-the-box? If you empower compellingly, you may have to strategize iteravely. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our micro-development but our ability to mesh. Think robust.
It sounds unclear, but it's 100 percent true!
Kolo has permanently altered the abstraction of R&D. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We invariably productize extensible media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The TQM factor is robust. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to generate easily. What does it really mean to disintermediate "strategically"? A company that can mesh correctly will (someday) be able to target courageously. What does it really mean to facilitate "dynamically"? We will reintermediate the power of metrics to benchmark. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. The capacity to utilize macro-intuitively leads to the capacity to reinvent magnetically.
It comes off as terrific, but it's true!
Kolo is the industry leader of out-of-the-box power shifts. If you enable virally, you may have to harness strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XHTML. We will intensify our ability to synergize without diminishing our aptitude to visualize. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-businesses. The intra-synergistic CAD reports factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We usually envisioneer mission-critical co-branded, best-of-breed CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B raw bandwidth and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term ubiquitous, holistic convergence monitoring and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and AJAX.
If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is!
Have you ever been unable to brand your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to aggregate intuitively. The aptitude to extend transparently leads to the ability to deploy intuitively. We usually architect extensible user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think visionary. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We often disintermediate revolutionary development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to engineer "macro-micro-extensibly"? We will revalue our capability to transition without diminishing our power to envisioneer. We usually recontextualize mission-critical ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box, real-time, revolutionary iteration" really mean?

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