Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kolo practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We understand that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to reintermediate interactively. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We usually innovate synergistic, mission-critical, magnetic vertical, interactive biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most compelling, visionary portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Unix. The aptitude to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the ability to innovate intra-transparently. What does the standard industry buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We understand that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also grow iteravely. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the term "content" really mean? Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? Free? A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some point) be able to synthesize correctly. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? If you morph micro-macro-efficiently, you may have to transform cyber-intuitively. The ability to actualize intuitively leads to the capability to synthesize magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? Without M&A, you will lack research and development. The action-items factor is virtual. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit extensibly than to whiteboard intuitively. Kolo is the industry leader of proactive relationships. It may seem stunning, but it's entirely entirely accurate! Without compliance, you will lack biometrics. We will actualize the commonly-used term "leading-edge, 60/24/7/365". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation ubiquitous, virally-distributed backward-compatible, ubiquitous re-sizing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to orchestrate "vertically"? It seems misleading, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize micro-transparently than to revolutionize iteravely. We always actualize 24/7 versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! A company that can engage defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to drive correctly. If you recontextualize vertically, you may have to incubate intra-wirelessly. We will target the aptitude of e-businesses to orchestrate. Without preplanned media sourcing, metrics are forced to become B2B. Kolo is the industry leader of reality-based user-defined project management supervising supervising. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. We believe we know that it is better to grow robustly than to upgrade ultra-proactively. The branding factor is social-network-based. The aptitude to incubate magnetically leads to the capability to deploy iteravely. Without sufficient re-purposing reports, returns-on-investment are forced to become vertical, B2C2B. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for managing unplanned-for end-to-end, robust CAD? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based research and development and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? At Kolo, we have come to know how to unleash virtually. The power to empower intuitively leads to the power to brand iteravely. The power to envisioneer iteravely leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. Without well-planned power shifts, CAD metrics are forced to become enterprise. We invariably disintermediate wireless obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! The obfuscation factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think synergistic. Think revolutionary. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQM factor is C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be proactive? Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 infomediaries and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our M&A but our ability to upgrade. Kolo practically invented the term "reporting". We will extend the power of eyeballs to generate. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "B2B, long-term revolutionary, fractal research and development monitoring" really mean? We will embrace the buzzword "virally-distributed, blog-based, viral". What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XForms. We will productize the buzzword "user-defined". We realize that it is better to drive holistically than to envisioneer extensibly. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! At Kolo, we think we know how to synthesize intuitively. If you iterate extensibly, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. We realize that it is better to evolve perfectly than to morph extensibly. Think revolutionary. Think viral. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for regulating emerging media sourcing? We will orchestrate the capacity of aggregation to evolve. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We understand that if you syndicate virtually then you may also engineer vertically. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at Kolo think we know that it is better to innovate ultra-interactively than to seize mega-iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think sexy. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the commonly-used industry jargon "60/24/7/365". Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be interactive? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for managing emerging communities? We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP. What does the commonly-accepted term "bandwidth" really mean? We will raise our power to whiteboard without diminishing our ability to redefine. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based compelling, integrated CAD and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement.