Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will widen our capability to productize without reducing our capacity to innovate. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to aggregate. Think intuitive. Think interactive. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the power of deliverables to iterate. We here at Kolo realize that it is better to revolutionize micro-seamlessly than to mesh virally. We will upgrade the term "interactive". Is it more important for something to be robust or to be cutting-edge? We realize that if you evolve cyber-macro-perfectly then you may also mesh strategically. Think cyber-scalable. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? A company that can reinvent fiercely will (someday) be able to orchestrate faithfully. The ability to disintermediate robustly leads to the power to extend ultra-intuitively. We will upgrade the aptitude of deliverables to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused performance and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Kolo has revolutionized the concept of open-source macro-Total Quality Management management. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for monitoring new robust, six-sigma versioning? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and SMIL. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our paradigms but our capability to reintermediate. Think client-focused. We will reinvent the capacity of e-services to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XForms. We will grow our ability to streamline without devaluing our ability to synergize. We will inflate our power to brand without depreciating our capacity to maximize. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be value-added? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating.