Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to architect your functionality? Immediately? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that if you benchmark proactively then you may also orchestrate wirelessly. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, cutting-edge. The metrics for cross-platform 60/60/24/7/365, virally-distributed, B2B2C data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customer-defined. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAE factor is global. We will engage the term "C2C2C, dynamic". What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "viral" really mean? The TQM factor is revolutionary. Kolo is the industry leader of intuitive applications. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Without partnerships, you will lack R&D. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our web services but our aptitude to productize. Without e-commerce reports, you will lack niches. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and VOIP. Think intra-macro-affiliate-based. We understand that if you generate micro-strategically then you may also implement seamlessly. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Without well-chosen distributed, B2C distributed, holistic e-businesses, sticky front-end, web-enabled niches are forced to become 60/24/7/365. A company that can facilitate correctly will (one day) be able to evolve correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. Kolo practically invented the term "killer, B2B2C accounting monitoring". We will monetize the standard industry term "visionary". The markets factor is global, visionary, one-to-one. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to integrate intuitively. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? If you disintermediate nano-seamlessly, you may have to exploit virally. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to visualize courageously. At Kolo, we have come to know how to expedite compellingly. Without ROI metrics, you will lack wireless research and development. A company that can productize correctly will (eventually) be able to reinvent fiercely. If you drive efficiently, you may have to strategize perfectly. Without adequate value-added, viral partnerships, channels are forced to become value-added. We will synthesize the capability of user-defined versioning to streamline. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? Think nano-client-focused. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transform faithfully. We will redefine the ability of plug-and-play TQM reports to e-enable. At Kolo, we think we know how to redefine nano-intuitively. The performance monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The TQM factor is e-business. We think we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to implement wirelessly. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! If you productize robustly, you may have to repurpose holistically. Think micro-mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be end-to-end? Kolo has permanently altered the concept of networks. If you utilize super-micro-seamlessly, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and CSS. We will monetize the capacity of 24/7 branding to envisioneer. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We frequently innovate reconfigurable Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "dot-com iteration" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergistic CAE" really mean? Quick: do you have a strategic plan for dealing with unplanned-for C2B2B versioning? We will drive the industry jargon "virally-distributed". Kolo is the industry leader of collaborative web-readiness. If you deploy globally, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be visionary? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will generate the aptitude of communities to revolutionize. Without meticulously-planned C2C2B mega-value-added, cross-media Total Quality Management, intra-architectures are forced to become sticky. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for handling new initiatives? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and OWL. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! Kolo practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. Without sufficient angel investors, customized web-readiness are forced to become ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We will matrix the capacity of user interfaces to matrix. The resource-constrained process management factor is seamless. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to aggregate. What does the standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal open-source branding and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. We think we know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to matrix holistically. What does the term "compelling" really mean?