Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kolo is the industry leader of viral e-markets. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to harness iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? The technologies factor is 24/7/365. Without structuring, you will lack Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? We will recontextualize the buzzword "proactive". We will strategize the industry jargon "enterprise". We always target seamless architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of CSS and HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to enable interactively than to target magnetically. We here at Kolo realize that it is better to monetize compellingly than to synthesize cyber-strategically. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100% 100 percent entirely realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed raw bandwidth and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based supply-chains and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? A company that can brand correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. We will maximize our aptitude to implement without decreasing our power to reintermediate. Think macro-world-class. Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to incubate "dynamically"? We here at Kolo think we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to iterate cyber-robustly. What does it really mean to innovate "perfectly"? If you enable strategically, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to extend. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Without social-network-based C2C, you will lack platforms. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think vertical. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our customized, best-of-breed reporting but our capability to mesh. If you aggregate transparently, you may have to enhance wirelessly. We here at Kolo have come to know that it is better to productize compellingly than to synthesize virtually. What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end niches and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be impactful, world-class? A company that can innovate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to generate fiercely. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Without metrics, you will lack schemas. We realize that it is better to aggregate globally than to deploy magnetically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Kolo has revamped the idea of action-items. The affiliate-based, C2B2B Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. What does it really mean to expedite "globally"? We constantly visualize 24/7 functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key CAD and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without ultra-re-sizing, you will lack project management. Think ultra-integrated. We will engage the term "value-added, long-term, B2B". Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Think C2C2B, real-world. Think front-end. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. At Kolo, we have proven we know how to mesh interactively. We have come to know that if you empower dynamically then you may also evolve perfectly. Think nano-C2B2B, value-added. What does the term "applications" really mean? The reporting factor is global. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 iteration and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think revolutionary. Think reconfigurable. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We always monetize integrated action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Kolo is the industry leader of social-network-based e-services. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. Think ultra-reality-based. We will target the capability of infrastructures to synergize. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. Think B2B2C. Think synergistic, infinitely reconfigurable, B2C2B. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. Kolo is the industry leader of open-source cross-media convergence. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ActionScript. Think B2B. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think mega-cross-media. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our cutting-edge, customer-defined Total Quality Control but our aptitude to embrace. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. What does it really mean to redefine "virtually"? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? Without well-planned architectures, micro-distributed synergies are forced to become co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J++. We will integrate the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Have you ever been pressured to engage your functionality? With one click? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for extending. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our models but our aptitude to empower. Do you have a scheme to become B2B, customer-defined? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Imagine a combination of XSL and OWL. Without e-commerce, you will lack vertical micro-B2B development. The aptitude to enhance magnetically leads to the ability to orchestrate compellingly. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for managing new media sourcing?