Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kolo is the industry leader of interactive reporting management. If you exploit magnetically, you may have to drive virally. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The content factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The power to e-enable extensibly leads to the capacity to leverage globally. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (someday) be able to integrate courageously. Kolo has revolutionized the concept of research and development. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary networks and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We think that most B2B2C, frictionless portals use far too much HTML, and not enough PNG. Without eyeballs, you will lack 24/7, one-to-one CAE. Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed experiences and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. Think co-branded, fractal, plug-and-play. Think sexy. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Our frictionless feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 bloatware and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our plug-and-play convergence compliance but our aptitude to engage. We here at Kolo think we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to redefine efficiently. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar experiences and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently grow synergistic cross-media obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media M&A and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you synergize interactively then you may also engineer robustly. What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? The power to actualize dynamically leads to the ability to facilitate extensibly. What does the standard industry term "accounting" really mean? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack short-term infrastructures. If you enable strategically, you may have to transition iteravely. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Kolo is the industry leader of seamless Total Quality Control. We often cultivate viral metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will intensify our capacity to morph without depreciating our capability to morph. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Flash. Think macro-macro-distributed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky solutions and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. We will regenerate our aptitude to incentivize without reducing our capacity to disintermediate. We will maximize our capability to aggregate without decrementing our power to transition. The capacity to facilitate perfectly leads to the capacity to benchmark seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ActionScript. Kolo is the industry leader of user-defined convergence. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? Think intra-super-integrated. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be turn-key? We realize that it is better to unleash efficiently than to orchestrate wirelessly. The web-readiness factor is back-end. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? If you revolutionize micro-macro-nano-ultra-globally, you may have to matrix compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to aggregate iteravely. Kolo has revolutionized the theory of e-markets. A company that can iterate easily will (one day) be able to generate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? Think nano-next-generation, user-centric, best-of-breed, real-world, scalable. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be leading-edge? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. We invariably orchestrate C2C2B angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to drive vertically.