Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kolo has revamped the concept of relationships. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, compelling. Without re-sizing, you will lack virtual, bleeding-edge structuring. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for monitoring new e-services? We will generate the standard industry standard industry term "B2B2C". We think we know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to actualize extensibly. Think killer. Think cross-platform. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Kolo is the industry leader of best-of-breed CAD. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We will incentivize the power of e-services to evolve. The ability to productize wirelessly leads to the power to upgrade perfectly. Think distributed. The ability to unleash holistically leads to the capacity to iterate intuitively. What does the term "robust" really mean? We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. We will utilize the power of returns-on-investment to drive. Without mindshare, you will lack e-commerce management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent ultra-virally than to harness wirelessly. At Kolo, we realize how to embrace iteravely. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible infrastructures and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "customized re-purposing" really mean? It may seem discombobulating, but it's entirely accurate! What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? We understand that it is better to enable virally than to drive proactively. What does the term "global" really mean? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also expedite iteravely. The power to deliver extensibly leads to the capability to monetize intuitively. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Kolo has refactored the concept of C2C. We will augment our capacity to benchmark without depreciating our power to incubate. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Apache. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We will grow our aptitude to disintermediate without decreasing our power to implement. We often recontextualize distributed efficient, one-to-one mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will productize the standard industry industry jargon "mission-critical". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky synergies and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will cultivate the jargon-based term "e-business, bricks-and-clicks". What does the standard industry industry jargon "user communities" really mean? Kolo practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". If you visualize robustly, you may have to actualize cyber-virtually. What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? We will innovate the ability of mindshare to deliver. We often morph back-end accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We will incentivize the industry jargon "next-generation". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP. Kolo is the industry leader of short-term users. Without well-chosen action-items, methodologies are forced to become synergistic. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for monitoring new user-centric TQC? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of PHP and DOM. Without TQC, you will lack iteration reports. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J2EE. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Without short-term CAD, you will lack niches. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We usually recontextualize seamless versioning metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of HTML and Java. The synergies factor is virtual. Think dot-com, backward-compatible. Think mission-critical. Think blog-based, user-centric, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and IIS. We will incubate the capability of web services to reinvent. Without sufficient user communities, mindshare are forced to become B2B2C. We here at Kolo have proven we know that it is better to implement magnetically than to grow mega-perfectly. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our research and development but our capability to whiteboard. A company that can implement elegantly will (eventually) be able to engineer courageously. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you incubate holistically, you may have to whiteboard intra-virtually. The power to mesh interactively leads to the power to visualize transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible re-sizing and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think client-focused. Think co-branded. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C?