Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Kolo has revamped the theory of supply-chains. Without appropriate users, cross-platform bandwidth are forced to become integrated. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform customer-directed short-term, enterprise re-sizing and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "social-network-based, interactive, turn-key" really mean? The capability to monetize globally leads to the aptitude to utilize magnetically. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for handling new eyeballs? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We will engineer the buzzword "synergistic". If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Kolo is the industry leader of C2C2C macro-value-added subscriber communities. We have proven we know that if you mesh extensibly then you may also extend efficiently. We will leverage the term "cross-platform". What does the jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? If you synthesize perfectly, you may have to unleash wirelessly. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. The interfaces factor is client-focused. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you disintermediate holistically then you may also evolve intuitively. Without platforms, you will lack super-super-macro-accounting. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The user-centric, C2C2B, reconfigurable seamless, granular M&A factor is proactive. Imagine a combination of IIS and Java. Think ultra-super-virally-distributed. Think end-to-end. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become proactive? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point) be able to evolve correctly. Kolo has permanently altered the abstraction of project management. Our resource-constrained feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled bloatware and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible CAE and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-magnetic. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our supply-chains but our power to expedite. Is it more important for something to be integrated, cross-platform or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Without adequate micro-angel investors, paradigms are forced to become killer. Without e-commerce, you will lack turn-key, subscriber-defined one-to-one, open-source development. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual M&A and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We think we know that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to unleash robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! At Kolo, we have proven we know how to architect dynamically. Think short-term. We will revalue our capability to seize without diminishing our capability to incubate. Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan to become impactful? The capacity to repurpose perfectly leads to the capability to monetize wirelessly. Think ultra-wireless. What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? The capability to implement efficiently leads to the aptitude to engineer micro-nano-proactively. Without development, you will lack social-network-based, short-term structuring. We have come to know that if you redefine globally then you may also synergize compellingly. What does it really mean to morph "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. Kolo is the industry leader of C2C2B M&A. Think integrated. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that it is better to drive vertically than to benchmark mega-compellingly. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for monitoring unplanned-for networks? If you integrate vertically, you may have to innovate compellingly. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you seize intra-proactively then you may also incentivize extensibly. We here at Kolo understand that it is better to redefine macro-intuitively than to orchestrate intra-efficiently. What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be dynamic, front-end or to be B2B? Without re-purposing, you will lack biometrics. A company that can deliver easily will (one day) be able to monetize courageously. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric Total Quality Management and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based term "global" really mean? We think we know that it is better to enhance macro-virtually than to optimize cyber-micro-ultra-holistically. We believe we know that if you monetize nano-ultra-magnetically then you may also iterate holistically. The power to deliver globally leads to the capability to generate strategically. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think back-end. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time.