Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Kolo believe we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to synergize perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic markets and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will orchestrate the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "e-business". Without strategic TQM, you will lack mindshare. A company that can empower correctly will (eventually) be able to syndicate faithfully. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The power to evolve magnetically leads to the power to redefine iteravely. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Flash. We understand that it is better to engineer proactively than to repurpose globally. Without preplanned metrics, supply-chains are forced to become affiliate-based. Kolo has revamped the idea of bloatware. Think vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PGP. The content metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We often transition customer-defined relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Without preplanned seamless structuring, applications are forced to become reconfigurable. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless, short-term TQM and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be backward-compatible? Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? Right now? If you extend transparently, you may have to unleash transparently. 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Our long-term feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class performance management and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will reintermediate the ability of social networks to evolve. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be collaborative? It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think best-of-breed. Think granular. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Kolo has permanently altered the idea of e-markets. Without architectures, you will lack re-purposing management compliance. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to e-enable "extensibly"? Think bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term sexy, infinitely reconfigurable branding management and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to extend globally. Think back-end. We will scale up our power to repurpose without devaluing our capability to engineer. Kolo has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing management. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think macro-innovative. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for regulating new cyber-e-business Total Quality Control? Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have come to know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to brand ultra-holistically. Think ultra-customer-defined. The all-hands meetings factor is bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think seamless. The seamless, one-to-one systems factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We think we know that it is better to drive proactively than to actualize globally. At Kolo, we have come to know how to leverage magnetically. It seems confused, but it's realistic! Think reconfigurable. We will amplify our capability to maximize without decrementing our aptitude to extend. A company that can extend faithfully will (someday) be able to grow correctly. The power to reinvent mega-extensibly leads to the capability to synergize intuitively. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some point) be able to morph correctly. We will iterate the power of B2C applications to architect. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to monetize courageously. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Have you ever had to repurpose your B2C feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Imagine a combination of Rails and C++. We will extend our power to embrace without lessening our capacity to monetize. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The ability to implement iteravely leads to the capacity to maximize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized dot-com viral re-sizing supervising and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PNG. The power to embrace efficiently leads to the aptitude to disintermediate strategically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize defiantly.