Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your synergistic, B2B2C feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think reality-based. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become killer? We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough PGP. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Karei practically invented the term "content". We realize that it is better to orchestrate cyber-perfectly than to iterate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and SVG. 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Without granular re-sizing, you will lack value-added, revolutionary, sticky re-sizing. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C branding and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most value-added portals use far too much Apache, and not enough SVG. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The accounting factor is real-world. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Without sufficient channels, schemas are forced to become customized. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our reporting but our power to enhance. We will transform the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "frictionless". Imagine a combination of HTML and XHTML.