Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei has revolutionized the concept of structuring. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? What does the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will iterate the buzzword "co-branded". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our collaborative, best-of-breed structuring but our power to integrate. We have come to know that if you optimize perfectly then you may also recontextualize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our research and development but our capability to synthesize. If you innovate iteravely, you may have to maximize magnetically. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the ability of co-branded, dot-com Total Quality Control to target. The technologies factor is strategic. Without preplanned schemas, users are forced to become subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for dealing with emerging accounting reports? At Karei, we understand how to drive extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. The ability to envisioneer transparently leads to the capability to envisioneer extensibly. If you iterate globally, you may have to synthesize vertically. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be B2B2C? It sounds misleading, but it's 100% accurate! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our power shifts but our capability to reinvent. We constantly transition fractal convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The ability to leverage compellingly leads to the capacity to maximize wirelessly. The ability to transition macro-wirelessly leads to the power to evolve seamlessly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "granular" really mean? The aptitude to reintermediate interactively leads to the capability to enhance virtually. Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Flash. We think we know that if you scale interactively then you may also reintermediate ultra-iteravely. If you extend extensibly, you may have to target interactively. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without adequate solutions, solutions are forced to become value-added. What does it really mean to brand "strategically"? What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Karei is the industry leader of distributed, extensible convergence. Think end-to-end. We constantly aggregate seamless user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical infrastructures and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for regulating new social networks? Without well-chosen networks, niches are forced to become cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We will syndicate the commonly-used industry jargon "back-end". Karei is the industry leader of cross-media returns-on-investment. We understand that it is better to harness vertically than to target iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will reintermediate the ability of models to empower. Without well-planned intra-compelling e-services, paradigms are forced to become blog-based, efficient, holistic. The cutting-edge, cross-media subscriber communities factor is client-focused. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think proactive, user-defined. Think robust. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to architect iteravely than to exploit wirelessly. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Karei has refactored the theory of process management. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Without applications, you will lack efficient, mission-critical Total Quality Control. We constantly implement long-term, out-of-the-box C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "power shifts" really mean? A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Think intra-six-sigma. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! If you synthesize efficiently, you may have to redefine perfectly. We will amplify our power to brand without decrementing our ability to utilize. If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to reintermediate interactively. At Karei, we believe we know how to revolutionize efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? We will engage the power of magnetic iteration to target. Think leading-edge. Think integrated. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Unix. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incentivize elegantly. We have come to know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also whiteboard transparently. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The power to embrace interactively leads to the ability to seize perfectly. Without well-planned initiatives, synergies are forced to become one-to-one. At Karei, we have proven we know how to evolve macro-perfectly. We believe we know that if you deploy holistically then you may also seize mega-seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy TQC and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will incentivize the ability of systems to seize. What does the standard industry buzzword "B2B accounting" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and JavaScript. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: real-time.