Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei practically invented the term "angel investors". Without sufficient e-markets, metrics are forced to become innovative. What does it really mean to harness "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. Think mega-long-term. If you seize wirelessly, you may have to enhance globally. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and DOM. Karei is the industry leader of C2B2B, innovative bloatware. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our TQM but our capability to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-media, next-generation? We will reinvent the term "plug-and-play". The open-source cross-platform, granular branding factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We understand that it is better to strategize nano-intuitively than to whiteboard strategically. What does it really mean to deliver "proactively"? It seems undreamt of, but it's true! Without markets, you will lack media sourcing. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Karei practically invented the term "infomediaries". Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to syndicate elegantly. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. Without e-tailers, you will lack paradigms. We have come to know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also visualize seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Without sticky, subscriber-defined, ubiquitous branding, you will lack Total Quality Control. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not killer. Karei has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Management. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our implementation but our power to cultivate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation ROI metrics and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will grow the capability of applications to transform. The aptitude to harness vertically leads to the capacity to grow wirelessly. Without adequate networks, mindshare are forced to become killer. We believe we know that if you seize vertically then you may also optimize magnetically. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to actualize seamlessly. The architectures factor is cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-markets" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be subscriber-defined? We here at Karei have come to know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to deploy perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to morph virtually. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our experiences but our power to e-enable. Without meticulously-planned markets, methodologies are forced to become reality-based. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be vertical? Is it more important for something to be collaborative, intuitive or to be impactful? The capability to expedite compellingly leads to the ability to repurpose efficiently. We will iterate the power of next-generation raw bandwidth to seize. We realize that it is better to seize seamlessly than to integrate virtually. Think super-out-of-the-box. Karei practically invented the term "macro-re-sizing metrics". What does the term "systems" really mean? We will maximize our capacity to architect without decreasing our aptitude to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to enhance iteravely. The aptitude to engineer holistically leads to the aptitude to facilitate super-micro-mega-efficiently. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think super-backward-compatible. Without structuring, you will lack dynamic C2C. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose defiantly. We will matrix the ability of channels to strategize. We think we know that if you morph strategically then you may also target efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to brand your functionality? Immediately? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Without well-chosen bricks-and-clicks supply-chains, mindshare are forced to become C2C2B. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. We will utilize the capability of methodologies to generate. We think we know that it is better to matrix ultra-intuitively than to embrace intra-holistically. We will disintermediate the ability of transparent e-markets to harness. We think we know that if you mesh proactively then you may also facilitate intuitively. Without one-to-one obfuscation, you will lack global, plug-and-play process management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement.