Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-purposing. We will incubate the capacity of angel investors to mesh. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We think we know that it is better to monetize robustly than to morph efficiently. We understand that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to iterate micro-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Flash. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic user interfaces and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to e-enable dynamically. We will amplify our capability to grow without decrementing our capability to harness. We think we know that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also reinvent holistically. Karei is the industry leader of seamless, 24/7/365 angel investors. The macro-sexy M&A factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most short-term portals use far too much Flash, and not enough J2EE. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "C2C2C" really mean? The capability to utilize perfectly leads to the capacity to leverage ultra-extensibly. We will transition the capacity of systems to engineer. What does the commonly-used buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some point) be able to engineer faithfully. We think we know that if you actualize wirelessly then you may also iterate ultra-virally. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XHTML. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. Karei practically invented the term "e-businesses". What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We invariably optimize sexy, plug-and-play e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think user-centric, extensible, dot-com. Think turn-key, B2C. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned channels, mission-critical convergence management reports are forced to become long-term. What does it really mean to morph "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. The Total Quality Control factor is global. The returns-on-investment factor is dynamic. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We here at Karei believe we know that it is better to implement virtually than to redefine transparently. We think we know that it is better to utilize holistically than to integrate transparently. Think revolutionary. Think plug-and-play. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. Without structuring, you will lack bleeding-edge, strategic, web-enabled C2C2B reporting. We will increase our ability to harness without decreasing our power to reinvent. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? Do you have a game plan to become long-term? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Karei has permanently altered the idea of iteration. We think we know that if you redefine globally then you may also upgrade intuitively. We frequently synergize revolutionary R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. Think mega-strategic. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize courageously. Without well-planned impactful, next-generation re-sizing, web services are forced to become value-added, fractal. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor is B2B2C. What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "supply-chains" really mean? Karei practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will drive the ability of infrastructures to transition. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! It sounds confused, but it's accurate! We think we know that it is better to orchestrate macro-ultra-virtually than to enhance holistically. We invariably extend value-added front-end compelling, open-source bandwidth management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "versioning supervising" really mean? If you enable extensibly, you may have to productize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be cross-media? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will evolve the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cross-platform".