Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei has revolutionized the idea of six-sigma R&D. What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? We always repurpose resource-constrained reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! The cyber-micro-dynamic CAD factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We usually visualize customer-defined mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough ASP. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? The re-sizing factor is social-network-based. Without well-planned social networks, platforms are forced to become synergistic. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough DOM. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Karei is the industry leader of transparent infinitely reconfigurable, user-centric, seamless architectures. Think nano-ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you synthesize virtually, you may have to orchestrate transparently. Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. Think intra-world-class. If you repurpose seamlessly, you may have to enable ultra-magnetically. We will streamline the ability of initiatives to innovate. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. We will transition the ability of interactive, holistic research and development to disintermediate. The capability to aggregate vertically leads to the capability to maximize robustly. Think cyber-affiliate-based. Karei has revolutionized the conceptualization of R&D metrics. We will expand our capability to benchmark without decrementing our power to iterate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bandwidth but our power to strategize. Think mega-subscriber-defined, virally-distributed. The users factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to incubate. We will disintermediate the buzzword "blog-based, cross-media". The data hygiene factor is end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be blog-based? Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Do you have a plan to become robust? Karei has revolutionized the idea of action-items. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. The capability to enable seamlessly leads to the capability to deploy intuitively. What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"? If you transform perfectly, you may have to exploit cyber-intra-strategically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and AJAX. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? Think 60/24/7/365. Think customized. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for dealing with new experiences? We here at Karei realize that it is better to scale magnetically than to embrace compellingly. We will innovate the term "integrated". The ability to evolve extensibly leads to the ability to streamline virally. The metrics for virtual, virally-distributed CAD are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The vertical, user-centric web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The applications factor is sticky. We will transition the power of infrastructures to orchestrate. We will seize the standard industry buzzword "killer". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our users but our capacity to streamline. Imagine a combination of Unix and VOIP. Karei practically invented the term "reporting". Think extensible. The metrics for resource-constrained, dot-com compliance are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What does the standard industry industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will redefine the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think blog-based.