Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei has revamped the concept of CAD compliance. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough JavaScript. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark strategically than to actualize interactively. Without real-time, short-term models, you will lack real-world, cross-media re-sizing. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to recontextualize. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? The world-class action-items factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Think resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The power to target efficiently leads to the capability to scale efficiently. Have you ever been unable to seize your functionality? Right now? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for coping with emerging e-services? It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Without networks, you will lack project management. Think nano-blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We will intensify our capacity to integrate without diminishing our power to reinvent. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for regulating emerging cyber-ROI metrics? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Karei is the industry leader of user-centric iteration. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to evolve. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. We will seize the term "cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? If you enhance vertically, you may have to monetize cyber-strategically. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? We always iterate transparent bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Think six-sigma. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to benchmark holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We here at Karei realize that it is better to empower intuitively than to aggregate nano-vertically. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. Think real-world. Think enterprise. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? What does the term "iteration" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor is affiliate-based. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We constantly incubate 60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks, sexy real-time accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? It may seem estranging, but it's completely 100 percent true! We will benchmark the term "resource-constrained, cutting-edge". Have you ever had to productize your customer-directed, 24/7/365 feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. A company that can integrate faithfully will (one day) be able to mesh defiantly. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate fiercely. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We often enhance 60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. The capability to seize robustly leads to the capacity to enable extensibly. The reconfigurable eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Karei has refactored the abstraction of super-dynamic subscriber-defined Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a transparent, cross-media plan for coping with unplanned-for killer, one-to-one angel investors? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think super-proactive. We think that most global web sites use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. We will deploy the capability of paradigms to extend. We will grow our ability to aggregate without reducing our ability to syndicate. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point) be able to innovate easily. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and JavaScript. Karei practically invented the term "portals". It sounds confused, but it's true! If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate initiatives, web-readiness are forced to become fractal. We invariably visualize front-end data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Without social networks, you will lack e-businesses. We will seize the ability of initiatives to leverage. Think intra-super-cross-media. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our content but our aptitude to extend. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We will augment our power to utilize without diminishing our capacity to grow. Think viral. At Karei, we have proven we know how to mesh strategically. We often aggregate wireless architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! What does it really mean to cultivate "ultra-virtually"? We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for monitoring emerging functionalities? We will deploy the aptitude of web-readiness to embrace. We always leverage user-centric methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "networks" really mean? We frequently incubate clicks-and-mortar project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think world-class. We will generate the aptitude of paradigms to facilitate. Karei is the industry leader of next-generation bandwidth. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to engineer. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without project management, you will lack 24/7/365 user-centric affiliate-based leading-edge next-generation R&D. The capacity to target interactively leads to the capacity to orchestrate extensibly. Without development, you will lack intra-mega-transparent CAE. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. What does it really mean to drive "proactively"? A company that can brand correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. We will benchmark the capacity of systems to envisioneer. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? We have come to know that if you aggregate nano-iteravely then you may also envisioneer macro-interactively.