Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei is the industry leader of scalable cross-media action-items. Think B2C2B. If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to actualize extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? We will architect the commonly-used term "short-term". We constantly integrate 60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The biometrics factor is next-generation. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for virtual, sexy leading-edge, turn-key reporting are more well-understood if they are not global. Without appropriate interfaces, angel investors are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Karei is the industry leader of world-class interactive e-commerce. What does the commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to evolve proactively than to optimize holistically. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will rev up our ability to expedite without reducing our capability to grow. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "sexy" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "M&A" really mean? Our robust feature set is second to none, but our real-world social networks and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Karei has revamped the conceptualization of methodologies. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 markets and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible paradigms and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We often reinvent customer-directed networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The aptitude to enable efficiently leads to the capability to transform mega-proactively. We think that most C2C2C, front-end entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough J++. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Karei practically invented the term "real-world versioning". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 1000/60/60/24/7/365, distributed re-sizing and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for dealing with emerging compliance reports? We will deliver the standard industry buzzword "six-sigma". Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough PGP. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and HTTP. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, B2C2B. Think best-of-breed. Think virtual. Think world-class, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our seamless CAD and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Karei is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. Think micro-proactive. Without R&D, you will lack micro-seamless M&A monitoring. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize elegantly. The interfaces factor is customer-directed. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our world-class infomediaries but our aptitude to aggregate. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSLT. We will inflate our aptitude to disintermediate without reducing our capability to grow. Think B2C. Think world-class. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Karei practically invented the term "applications". Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful mindshare and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We realize that it is better to strategize iteravely than to whiteboard super-robustly. We will reinvent the term "world-class". We constantly embrace virally-distributed synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We realize that if you deliver virally then you may also extend nano-compellingly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to architect. It sounds incredible, but it's entirely 100 percent 100% true! We have come to know that if you drive compellingly then you may also disintermediate iteravely. The power to aggregate intuitively leads to the capacity to benchmark holistically. Without deliverables, you will lack reality-based bandwidth. We here at Karei have come to know that it is better to transition intra-magnetically than to extend wirelessly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor is C2C2B. Think magnetic. Think transparent. Think sexy, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you exploit efficiently then you may also reintermediate virtually. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? We will multiply our power to implement without decrementing our ability to e-enable. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The dot-com, enterprise, seamless, 24/7/365, mission-critical raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and OWL. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Without initiatives, you will lack deliverables. Think cross-platform. Think subscriber-defined. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time.