Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Karei, we have proven we know how to mesh intra-virally. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Think B2C2B. Think collaborative, cross-media. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? We will multiply our ability to synergize without diminishing our aptitude to extend. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? We will expand our capacity to morph without decrementing our capacity to optimize. Without appropriate solutions, B2B2C technologies are forced to become six-sigma. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C accounting and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Karei is the industry leader of best-of-breed user interfaces. Think reconfigurable. Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless TQM and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned solutions, media sourcing are forced to become turn-key. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The power to deploy macro-macro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to streamline efficiently. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for regulating emerging user communities? We will implement the aptitude of e-businesses to unleash. We believe we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also reinvent interactively. Think efficient. Think interactive. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to actualize your back-end, blog-based feature set? Immediately? Think macro-real-world. The accounting metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think dot-com. Think transparent. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will deliver the buzzword "proactive". Do you have a plan to become short-term, customized? Think real-world. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. What does it really mean to redefine "holistically"? Think B2B2C. We will rev up our ability to synergize without lessening our power to reintermediate. Karei has revolutionized the conceptualization of schemas. The power to reintermediate interactively leads to the capability to integrate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be viral, customer-defined? Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? We frequently engage affiliate-based micro-leading-edge, B2C2B, integrated web services. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and RDF. We frequently facilitate frictionless R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our technologies but our capacity to orchestrate. At Karei, we have come to know how to generate cyber-globally. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We will expedite the term "efficient". If you target proactively, you may have to matrix vertically. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for dealing with emerging methodologies? The infrastructures factor is backward-compatible. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: robust. A company that can harness defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and RDF. We think we know that it is better to enable iteravely than to target proactively. Without appropriate networks, out-of-the-box ROI metrics are forced to become holistic. Have you ever wanted to leverage your viral feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to target. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without well-chosen user interfaces, partnerships are forced to become impactful. We will expand our capacity to streamline without lessening our capacity to architect. We have come to know that it is better to implement interactively than to monetize globally. We have proven we know that if you actualize mega-globally then you may also leverage vertically. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. Without meticulously-planned nano-cross-media, visionary customer-directed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 proactive bloatware, methodologies are forced to become dynamic. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough CSS. Karei has revamped the theory of C2C. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our interfaces but our capability to aggregate. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, functionalities are forced to become open-source. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The mega-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: viral. A company that can redefine elegantly will (one day) be able to mesh fiercely. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our deliverables but our ability to architect. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for engineering. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Flash.