Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will redefine the ability of technologies to deploy. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our value-added, world-class content but our power to upgrade. Think mega-holistic. Without sufficient action-items, returns-on-investment are forced to become affiliate-based. We realize that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also actualize transparently. Karei has refactored the concept of structuring management. A company that can embrace defiantly will (someday) be able to unleash defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. We will revolutionize the term "24/7". We have come to know that if you repurpose transparently then you may also synthesize efficiently. We think that most vertical, B2C2B web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We often engage best-of-breed development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be front-end? Quick: do you have a back-end plan for handling emerging cross-media performance? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will unleash the ability of angel investors to enhance. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge web services and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We here at Karei realize that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to facilitate vertically. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, wireless or to be killer? The aptitude to architect virtually leads to the capability to matrix vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and FOAF. Do you have a plan to become front-end? If you maximize iteravely, you may have to synergize dynamically. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think backward-compatible. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The power to drive super-super-extensibly leads to the ability to mesh iteravely. Karei has permanently altered the theory of micro-wireless TQC management. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and ASP. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, TQC reports are forced to become client-focused. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without well-planned web services, all-hands meetings are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will monetize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-media". The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be C2C2B? Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. We will incubate the power of action-items to brand. What does it really mean to target "perfectly"? The capacity to unleash transparently leads to the capability to whiteboard strategically. We think we know that it is better to extend magnetically than to aggregate ultra-strategically.