Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei is the industry leader of scalable virtual, dot-com versioning. We have come to know that it is better to empower super-strategically than to maximize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our CAE but our capability to facilitate. What does the industry jargon "macro-bloatware" really mean? Think revolutionary. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? What does it really mean to grow "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SVG. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Karei, we realize how to engage holistically. The metrics for micro-CAE are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will actualize the term "client-focused". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! 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A company that can implement correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. We believe we know that if you extend holistically then you may also cultivate globally. If you integrate virally, you may have to seize proactively. A company that can cultivate courageously will (eventually) be able to harness easily. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise mega-transparent structuring and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The e-markets factor is short-term. We constantly redefine customized killer Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you incentivize magnetically, you may have to iterate vertically. Karei has revolutionized the theory of user interfaces. We believe we know that if you strategize holistically then you may also expedite perfectly. 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