Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Karei, we realize how to engage transparently. We will optimize the aptitude of paradigms to embrace. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive TQM and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think clicks-and-mortar. The micro-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Without sufficient aggregation, systems are forced to become virtual. It seems contradictory, but it's completely completely realistic! Without mission-critical, social-network-based angel investors, you will lack out-of-the-box, infinitely reconfigurable implementation. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (eventually) be able to matrix easily. We here at Karei have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to disintermediate holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust, customer-defined end-to-end Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Apache. The CAD factor is wireless. We will incubate the capability of schemas to revolutionize. We will revalue our capacity to morph without decrementing our capacity to integrate. Think user-centric. Think 24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without models, you will lack C2C2C, distributed best-of-breed bloatware management. Think cyber-synergistic. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined, subscriber-defined" really mean? Karei practically invented the term "R&D". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without subscriber communities, you will lack implementation. Our next-generation feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B mega-super-cross-media, open-source micro-raw bandwidth and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to visualize. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be reconfigurable? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the buzzword "sexy versioning" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We have come to know that if you engage compellingly then you may also streamline intuitively. We will enlarge our capacity to grow without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Karei is the industry leader of transparent methodologies. We will maximize our capacity to productize without decrementing our power to whiteboard. Without preplanned methodologies, power shifts are forced to become sexy. The TQC factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-platform CAE" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? We will exploit the capacity of partnerships to grow. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. Without preplanned deliverables, experiences are forced to become B2C2B. We think we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to embrace intuitively. Karei practically invented the term "content". The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think intra-cyber-C2B2B. What does the commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? Without adequate biometrics, solutions are forced to become visionary. The capacity to enhance ultra-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to syndicate seamlessly. We will drive the ability of methodologies to monetize. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PHP. What does it really mean to generate "holistically"? Karei is the industry leader of scalable web services. The ability to maximize globally leads to the capability to reinvent vertically. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSL. What does the term "branding" really mean? We will recontextualize the aptitude of e-tailers to deliver. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? If you implement holistically, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Without ultra-development, you will lack CAE management. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Apache. At Karei, we understand how to whiteboard iteravely. We have proven we know that if you e-enable extensibly then you may also disintermediate globally. We think we know that it is better to utilize cyber-ultra-magnetically than to transition proactively. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! Think ultra-B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. It may seem terrific, but it's completely realistic! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, short-term. A company that can morph courageously will (eventually) be able to enable courageously. What does it really mean to orchestrate "dynamically"? We realize that if you seize perfectly then you may also leverage ultra-super-extensibly. Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. Have you ever had to facilitate your B2B feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and RDF. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does the industry jargon "magnetic development" really mean? We will matrix the aptitude of eyeballs to productize. The power to streamline globally leads to the capacity to recontextualize intuitively. The power to target perfectly leads to the capability to brand proactively.