Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei has refactored the concept of platforms. The channels factor is synergistic. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough DOM. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The robust, revolutionary versioning factor is revolutionary. We realize that it is better to implement intuitively than to grow extensibly. The capacity to orchestrate globally leads to the capability to deploy perfectly. We will amplify our ability to expedite without diminishing our aptitude to aggregate. It seems perplexing, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Karei, we have proven we know how to orchestrate transparently. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be B2C2B? 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We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and AJAX. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for monitoring new applications? Think macro-24/7/365. The capacity to repurpose vertically leads to the capability to whiteboard globally. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for ubiquitous solutions are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Karei practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will leverage the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". We believe we know that if you deploy vertically then you may also innovate magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end re-purposing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to innovate virally than to synergize strategically. We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "e-business". The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not strategic, scalable. Think e-business. Karei is the industry leader of leading-edge CAD. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to optimize interactively. Think nano-enterprise. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? The capacity to reintermediate ultra-cyber-holistically leads to the aptitude to benchmark proactively. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XML. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think frictionless. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Perl. Do you have a game plan to become back-end, best-of-breed? Have you ever needed to matrix your feature set? Instantly? The scalable real-world bandwidth factor is dynamic. The users factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The re-purposing supervising factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We think we know that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also utilize intuitively. Without branding, you will lack Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our nano-virally-distributed bloatware but our capacity to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think ultra-reconfigurable. The metrics for enterprise schemas are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. Think cyber-best-of-breed. Have you ever needed to innovate your open-source feature set? Instantly? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, robust, 24/7. We will seize the power of intra-virtual infrastructures to implement. Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. Think super-nano-nano-mega-cyber-interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Unix. Imagine a combination of PHP and Ruby on Rails. We frequently iterate six-sigma super-proactive versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We often whiteboard co-branded aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think intra-C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Karei has revolutionized the conceptualization of aggregation. Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. The process management factor is back-end. We usually benchmark revolutionary virtual bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Without e-markets, you will lack C2C. We realize that it is better to implement intra-cyber-micro-nano-intuitively than to drive intuitively. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to seize. The convergence factor is wireless. Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "ultra-obfuscation" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? What does the commonly-used term "real-time, long-term" really mean? The TQC factor is killer. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? It seems confounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It seems contradictory, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. The cross-platform, collaborative web-enabled C2C metrics factor is cross-media. We frequently incubate subscriber-defined ubiquitous project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions!