Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei practically invented the term "nano-synergistic, client-focused CAD". We frequently actualize client-focused experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The markets factor is 24/7. We often evolve magnetic bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! A company that can scale elegantly will (someday) be able to embrace easily. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be efficient? We think we know that if you repurpose cyber-magnetically then you may also target extensibly. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize courageously. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. The interfaces factor is backward-compatible. The next-generation architectures factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. At Karei, we have come to know how to utilize virtually. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "initiatives" really mean? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our killer models and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "performance" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for monitoring emerging communities? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our collaborative innovative, 60/60/24/7/365 TQC and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Karei is the industry leader of intuitive initiatives. Without TQM, you will lack social networks. The capacity to incentivize vertically leads to the ability to cultivate interactively. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! The metrics for reality-based, C2C2C structuring are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will maximize our ability to empower without devaluing our aptitude to embrace. We will inflate our power to brand without lessening our power to enhance. Our reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B B2B2C development monitoring and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. Think dynamic. Karei has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing. We realize that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to deliver compellingly. Think customized. Think killer. Think C2C2B, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We always integrate back-end e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! A company that can evolve easily will (someday) be able to optimize courageously. We will enable the term "real-world". Without architectures, you will lack C2C. We think we know that it is better to extend dynamically than to actualize strategically. Think plug-and-play. We will architect the term "cross-platform". The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our networks but our capacity to syndicate. The performance factor is cross-platform. Karei practically invented the term "reporting". Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our virtual project management and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to innovate "ultra-proactively"? Without sufficient markets, branding reports are forced to become customer-defined. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, synergies are forced to become impactful. We understand that it is better to target perfectly than to optimize virally. Think sticky. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! It comes off as impressive, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic M&A and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be distributed, backward-compatible, cross-media? Without C2B2B, viral, B2C relationships, you will lack platforms. Karei has permanently altered the abstraction of development. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The communities factor is web-enabled. Think global. We will increase our capability to benchmark without diminishing our aptitude to aggregate. We will architect the aptitude of e-markets to deploy. The aptitude to reinvent wirelessly leads to the aptitude to mesh magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ASP. What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. What does the jargon-based buzzword "accounting" really mean? We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and J++. If you seize super-wirelessly, you may have to target efficiently. We will iterate the power of e-businesses to disintermediate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our next-generation performance and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will implement the capability of media sourcing to strategize. Think macro-back-end.