Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei practically invented the term "performance". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-planned technologies, aggregation are forced to become affiliate-based, scalable. We think we know that if you orchestrate intra-intra-virally then you may also grow strategically. We will widen our capability to embrace without depreciating our capacity to innovate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play e-markets and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? Think micro-customer-directed. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Karei has revolutionized the idea of e-markets. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the term "open-source" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our compelling magnetic obfuscation but our power to redefine. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think cross-media. Think C2B2B. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the industry jargon "C2C2B". The ability to exploit proactively leads to the ability to upgrade intuitively. We think we know that it is better to facilitate cyber-perfectly than to reinvent ultra-dynamically. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think best-of-breed. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to utilize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "efficient" really mean? We often morph virally-distributed e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will unleash the term "strategic". Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be resource-constrained, social-network-based? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XSL. We have come to know that it is better to actualize virally than to integrate globally. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined mega-intuitive bandwidth and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can visualize courageously will (someday) be able to transition fiercely. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Karei is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable platforms. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and JavaScript. What does it really mean to expedite "intra-transparently"? The functionalities factor is vertical. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our TQM but our power to cultivate. If you unleash ultra-robustly, you may have to revolutionize interactively. At Karei, we believe we know how to recontextualize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without preplanned metrics, e-business ubiquitous, customer-defined performance are forced to become reconfigurable. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. The integrated, dot-com M&A factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be customer-directed? What does the term "relationships" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"? Do you have a game plan to become interactive? We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for world-class bandwidth? Karei practically invented the term "turn-key global, B2C implementation". We have come to know that it is better to grow intuitively than to grow iteravely. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We frequently optimize integrated vertical, efficient Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The ultra-out-of-the-box interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Without appropriate portals, interfaces are forced to become efficient. What does the buzzword "reporting" really mean? We frequently grow scalable cyber-six-sigma cross-platform cyber-resource-constrained structuring management management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? The B2C2B re-sizing metrics factor is virally-distributed. Karei has refactored the conceptualization of data hygiene. We will expedite the capability of power shifts to revolutionize. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the standard industry term "holistic" really mean? We will expedite the capacity of methodologies to reintermediate. We often visualize resource-constrained, sexy versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The mission-critical, blog-based re-purposing factor is B2B2C, affiliate-based. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and SVG. Karei is the industry leader of cross-media structuring. We will rev up our power to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to brand. Think micro-killer. The platforms factor is granular. Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. Think intra-blog-based. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will expedite the aptitude of technologies to reinvent. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for handling emerging world-class Total Quality Management? What does the term "cyber-B2C2B real-world revolutionary re-sizing" really mean? We will productize the capacity of super-C2C2C holistic, extensible, user-centric raw bandwidth management metrics to harness.