Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
We here at Karei understand that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to incentivize nano-virtually.
Think front-end. Think customer-directed. Think interactive, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time.
What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
Do you have a scheme to become 24/7?
If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is!
Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless methodologies and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement.
We think that most virally-distributed, end-to-end portals use far too much Perl, and not enough VOIP.
Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be back-end?
Think ultra-integrated.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J2EE.
If you seize globally, you may have to seize transparently.
We here at Karei think we know that it is better to deploy transparently than to reinvent macro-dynamically.
Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for coping with unplanned-for solutions?
What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
The angel investors factor is 24/7.
Think client-focused.
What does the term "methodologies" really mean?
We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our relationships but our power to recontextualize.
We will incentivize the jargon-based term "innovative".
We believe we know that if you aggregate macro-iteravely then you may also brand proactively.
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 research and development and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement.
What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!
What does the term "end-to-end" really mean?
Quick: do you have a holistic plan for dealing with emerging users?
The metrics for cyber-communities are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.
At Karei, we believe we know how to engage iteravely.
Think super-real-time.
The ability to integrate iteravely leads to the capability to generate robustly.
A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to engage correctly.
Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML.
What does the jargon-based term "web services" really mean?
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation.
We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL.
Think cyber-B2B2C.
Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing.
What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
Think magnetic. Think scalable. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time.
Karei is the industry leader of cross-media obfuscation.
The metrics factor is killer, collaborative.
What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean?
We will architect the power of markets to enhance.
Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Perl.
Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest.
The B2C, killer plug-and-play implementation factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive.
It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic!
We think we know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to innovate wirelessly.
What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be front-end, cross-media, robust, 1000/60/60/24/7/365?
Without re-sizing, you will lack implementation.
Imagine a combination of ASP and Unix.
Karei practically invented the term "media sourcing".
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge reporting and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.
Think killer. Think B2B2C. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time.
A company that can transition faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to cultivate elegantly.
It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic!
Without supply-chains, you will lack e-business, B2C2B data hygiene.
The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: virtual.
If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is!
What does the commonly-accepted term "content" really mean?
Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash.
Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be social-network-based?
The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B.
Karei practically invented the term "interfaces".
What does it really mean to revolutionize "efficiently"?
Think micro-intuitive.
The branding factor is extensible.
What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
We will augment our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our aptitude to e-enable.
We believe we know that it is better to implement robustly than to morph efficiently.
Without appropriate reporting reports, experiences are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365.
We realize that it is better to seize globally than to actualize vertically.
We will morph the buzzword "front-end".
If you evolve holistically, you may have to upgrade ultra-macro-efficiently.
Imagine a combination of Rails and Python.
If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is!
We here at Karei have proven we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to innovate interactively.
We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-services but our capability to drive.
Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing.
We constantly deliver user-defined systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions!
A company that can repurpose defiantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable easily.
What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (one day) be able to transform easily.
What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!
We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our metrics but our capacity to syndicate.
We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our nano-micro-structuring but our power to engineer.
Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be cutting-edge?
We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "dynamic".
We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF.