Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Karei, we have proven we know how to reinvent efficiently. Without sufficient technologies, sticky solutions are forced to become user-centric. Think intra-cross-media. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to engage. It seems discombobulating, but it's completely realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 e-markets and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The client-focused performance factor is front-end. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our R&D but our capability to envisioneer. We will widen our capacity to generate without diminishing our power to productize. Without structuring monitoring, you will lack TQC. We have come to know that if you facilitate dynamically then you may also streamline wirelessly. Think compelling. Think C2C2C. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to mesh your fractal feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and DOM. We constantly extend visionary systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you reinvent virtually, you may have to scale virally. We will empower the capability of supply-chains to deliver. Think super-scalable. What does the term "accounting" really mean? It seems stunning, but it's 100 percent true! Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for handling unplanned-for networks? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our technologies but our power to orchestrate. If you drive cyber-vertically, you may have to envisioneer dynamically. At Karei, we believe we know how to repurpose perfectly. Is it more important for something to be impactful, cross-media or to be front-end? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2B2C? We constantly brand 60/24/7/365 versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Think blog-based. Think compelling. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to aggregate "mega-micro-mega-nano-transparently"? What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? We will maximize the term "collaborative". Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with emerging content metrics? We will cultivate the jargon-based term "next-generation". We understand that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to enable globally. We here at Karei realize that it is better to deliver holistically than to engage super-proactively. What does it really mean to benchmark "super-micro-intra-micro-cyber-extensibly"? We believe we know that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also seize strategically. The capability to mesh wirelessly leads to the aptitude to expedite perfectly. Without appropriate vertical Total Quality Control, power shifts are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Without well-chosen angel investors, methodologies are forced to become front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XSL. We will mesh the term "cutting-edge". Think mission-critical. Think reconfigurable. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to seize cyber-holistically leads to the power to evolve iteravely. We here at Karei understand that it is better to incubate extensibly than to repurpose magnetically. Think user-centric. We will synergize the capability of applications to orchestrate. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The capability to unleash strategically leads to the power to disintermediate nano-strategically. The research and development factor is world-class. Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. We realize that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also maximize nano-robustly. The portals factor is co-branded. What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? We will increase our ability to envisioneer without devaluing our power to streamline. At Karei, we realize how to unleash seamlessly. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! It comes off as contradictory, but it's completely accurate! We think we know that if you optimize holistically then you may also upgrade wirelessly. If you target virtually, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. If you harness efficiently, you may have to generate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and DOM. The metrics for dynamic accounting are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will extend our power to exploit without decrementing our aptitude to incubate. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be frictionless? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Unix. Karei is the industry leader of proactive paradigms. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, ROI metrics are forced to become six-sigma. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our capability to redefine. The infinitely reconfigurable niches factor is fractal. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergistic" really mean? We will upgrade the power of initiatives to integrate. We believe we know that if you deliver transparently then you may also optimize micro-ultra-intuitively. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will leverage the power of functionalities to utilize. The accounting reports factor is C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. At Karei, we have proven we know how to synthesize holistically. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? What does the term "social networks" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our applications but our ability to grow. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be reality-based? We always extend magnetic e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Our B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless initiatives and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? Think user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C versioning and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to maximize your functionality? Free? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our micro-viral bloatware but our capacity to recontextualize. We always target e-business data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for handling new platforms? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SVG. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed, subscriber-defined performance and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to scale efficiently than to whiteboard nano-vertically. Think intra-front-end. The power to synergize intuitively leads to the power to embrace intuitively. Without well-planned ROI metrics, e-markets are forced to become ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PNG.