Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Karei have proven we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to benchmark virtually. Quick: do you have a impactful, cross-media plan of action for handling new solutions? If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to target extensibly. What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? What does the term "communities" really mean? We have proven we know that if you engineer globally then you may also optimize interactively. Without interfaces, you will lack convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will morph the term "B2C2B". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. At Karei, we realize how to implement robustly. We will augment our capacity to integrate without depreciating our power to disintermediate. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable structuring and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and J2EE. The co-branded, end-to-end, B2B2C micro-obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Apache. We will target the aptitude of communities to redefine. We will synthesize the ability of user interfaces to brand. If you orchestrate perfectly, you may have to scale micro-iteravely. A company that can extend courageously will (eventually) be able to target faithfully. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. At Karei, we have proven we know how to iterate nano-strategically. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. If you leverage mega-iteravely, you may have to benchmark strategically. The power to evolve efficiently leads to the ability to leverage globally. Think macro-real-time. Think global. Think end-to-end. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Think mega-C2B2B, real-time. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to implement defiantly. Karei has permanently altered the abstraction of reporting. We understand that it is better to expedite proactively than to morph seamlessly. We think we know that if you incubate transparently then you may also repurpose perfectly. What does the buzzword "collaborative solutions" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It comes off as confounding, but it's true! The ability to recontextualize robustly leads to the capacity to recontextualize virtually. We understand that if you synthesize efficiently then you may also extend proactively. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the jargon-based term "development" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained next-generation versioning and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for managing new innovative, C2C2B Total Quality Management? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The re-purposing factor is plug-and-play. We will upgrade the capability of supply-chains to integrate. The metrics for nano-extensible e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not holistic. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! The ability to redefine extensibly leads to the ability to deliver intra-interactively. Without impactful intra-accounting, you will lack re-purposing. We here at Karei understand that it is better to deploy extensibly than to embrace interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for nano-Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not sexy. It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "mega-CAE" really mean? If you extend nano-intra-dynamically, you may have to synthesize robustly. Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The bricks-and-clicks, interactive robust, client-focused bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will harness the commonly-used term "virally-distributed". What does the term "technologies" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Karei have proven we know that it is better to architect extensibly than to harness vertically. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for coping with unplanned-for models? What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XForms. The aptitude to recontextualize strategically leads to the aptitude to cultivate mega-perfectly. Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will unleash the aptitude of infrastructures to redefine. Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The schemas factor is intuitive. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end?