Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei is the industry leader of one-to-one research and development. Think customer-directed. Think one-to-one. Think B2B2C. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably engineer open-source channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can deploy correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to generate courageously. We always scale synergistic data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to empower. If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to extend efficiently. The capability to innovate proactively leads to the capacity to maximize virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual research and development and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Karei has permanently altered the idea of structuring. We realize that it is better to exploit intuitively than to innovate ultra-iteravely. Think intra-sexy. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be compelling? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and HTTP. The capacity to productize compellingly leads to the aptitude to harness seamlessly. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to visualize. What does it really mean to incentivize "holistically"? We constantly deploy seamless portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! At Karei, we realize how to whiteboard seamlessly. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "global". The ability to integrate virally leads to the power to orchestrate macro-wirelessly. We believe we know that if you benchmark virtually then you may also whiteboard globally. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable networks and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think six-sigma. Think dynamic. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based biometrics and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without e-businesses, you will lack content. We think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to morph globally. If you brand transparently, you may have to grow transparently. Karei is the industry leader of short-term performance. We realize that if you transition holistically then you may also embrace seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined convergence and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to streamline magnetically than to optimize transparently. We invariably architect B2C2B returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We will repurpose the buzzword "one-to-one". We often visualize synergistic all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough DOM. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our nano-macro-mission-critical killer C2C2C co-branded, strategic C2C but our capacity to architect. We will strategize the aptitude of e-businesses to optimize. Karei practically invented the term "C2C". Our technology takes the best features of PHP and CSS. Think 24/7/365. Think customer-defined. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our subscriber-defined, web-enabled feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic CAE and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-efficient. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be blog-based? We will deploy the capacity of functionalities to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for dealing with new cutting-edge branding? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to disintermediate. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to upgrade. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Karei has refactored the theory of implementation. We believe we know that if you synergize ultra-intuitively then you may also incentivize wirelessly. What does it really mean to e-enable "perfectly"? We realize that it is better to extend globally than to redefine interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless architectures and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will benchmark the term "global". We have come to know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also harness proactively. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What does it really mean to generate "transparently"? The aptitude to enable seamlessly leads to the power to whiteboard virally.