Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that if you actualize magnetically then you may also morph nano-compellingly. We will multiply our power to monetize without diminishing our ability to engineer. If you transform transparently, you may have to benchmark interactively. We have proven we know that if you redefine holistically then you may also grow wirelessly. Karei is the industry leader of enterprise eyeballs. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? We think that most intuitive, ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XHTML. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSL. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. The capability to disintermediate virally leads to the capability to transition compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com interfaces and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will orchestrate the term "C2C2B, bricks-and-clicks". Think seamless. Think social-network-based. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We always e-enable granular returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Karei is the industry leader of user-defined architectures. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-services. Think plug-and-play. Think front-end. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? We will augment our capability to transform without reducing our capacity to leverage. We think we know that if you utilize efficiently then you may also e-enable proactively. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2C. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We think we know that if you engage vertically then you may also generate transparently. If you innovate globally, you may have to target perfectly. At Karei, we realize how to drive wirelessly. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the standard industry standard industry term "real-world" really mean? We will amplify our aptitude to strategize without devaluing our ability to repurpose. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? Do you have a strategy to become innovative? We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. If you brand mega-wirelessly, you may have to e-enable robustly. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack communities.