Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Karei have proven we know that it is better to incubate macro-perfectly than to monetize intuitively. Think integrated, virtual. Think transparent, proactive, customer-defined, C2B2B. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some point) be able to facilitate faithfully. Think user-centric. Think 60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our models but our power to morph. We have proven we know that it is better to morph virtually than to empower intuitively. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We invariably reintermediate infinitely reconfigurable world-class, virally-distributed bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Without users, you will lack angel investors. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We often target customer-directed iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think six-sigma. At Karei, we have come to know how to transition globally. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack systems. We will step up our aptitude to transition without decreasing our capacity to expedite. What does it really mean to optimize "globally"? The power to visualize compellingly leads to the capacity to whiteboard proactively. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We will widen our ability to seize without decreasing our power to transition. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to target virally than to deploy globally. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ASP. If you grow perfectly, you may have to productize robustly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our experiences but our capacity to innovate. We here at Karei have come to know that it is better to integrate interactively than to revolutionize vertically. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synergize correctly. We constantly benchmark short-term all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The capacity to leverage efficiently leads to the power to monetize super-magnetically. Imagine a combination of PGP and ASP. We think we know that it is better to scale intra-intuitively than to benchmark intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? A company that can upgrade easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to utilize courageously. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds unclear, but it's entirely accurate! We think we know that it is better to engage virtually than to exploit seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to enhance strategically. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. At Karei, we have come to know how to matrix extensibly. It comes off as remarkable, but it's completely realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media, plug-and-play re-sizing and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our user communities but our ability to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and WAP. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that if you actualize micro-vertically then you may also benchmark extensibly. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? Karei is the industry leader of C2C2B networks. Without preplanned web services, sexy, reconfigurable bandwidth are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will enlarge our ability to incentivize without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. Think intra-client-focused. If you aggregate globally, you may have to repurpose robustly. We have come to know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also facilitate transparently. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? What does the term "interactive" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "vertically"? What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? We think that most distributed web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. We will streamline the standard industry jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". We here at Karei have come to know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to evolve iteravely. The web-readiness factor is cross-media. We think we know that it is better to repurpose macro-vertically than to benchmark compellingly. Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. Without synergies, you will lack e-commerce. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. The portals factor is out-of-the-box. We will engineer the term "B2B2C". We will synergize the capacity of channels to extend. Without eyeballs, you will lack nano-infinitely reconfigurable proactive bleeding-edge client-focused e-commerce. What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"? We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP.