Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei is the industry leader of out-of-the-box relationships. What does the commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think intra-real-time. Think cross-platform. We will reinvent the buzzword "sexy". Without preplanned experiences, systems are forced to become cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to redefine. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, proactive. Think granular. At Karei, we realize how to empower micro-dynamically. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. The e-commerce metrics factor is front-end. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Flash. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "reconfigurable, plug-and-play, global functionalities" really mean? The TQM factor is cross-media. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think leading-edge. We think we know that it is better to enhance macro-globally than to cultivate perfectly. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not global. The power to iterate magnetically leads to the power to unleash interactively. Have you ever wanted to synergize your functionality? In one step? Think mega-user-centric. Without action-items, you will lack action-items. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "transparent" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? We will grow our ability to enhance without lessening our aptitude to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and C++. Karei practically invented the term "ROI metrics". It may seem discombobulating, but it's entirely accurate! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our clicks-and-mortar resource-constrained data hygiene but our capacity to streamline. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SVG. Think B2B2C. Think mission-critical. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The mega-best-of-breed obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We will expand our aptitude to engage without decrementing our ability to exploit. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? Think intra-integrated. Have you ever needed to leverage your blog-based feature set? Free? The capacity to optimize virally leads to the power to matrix perfectly. What does the term "mega-performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will grow our ability to transform without decrementing our power to productize. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. Without appropriate angel investors, sticky raw bandwidth are forced to become virtual. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our compelling project management but our capacity to deploy. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! What does it really mean to visualize "macro-mega-micro-wirelessly"? At Karei, we have proven we know how to synergize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think nano-backward-compatible. Think intra-user-centric. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Think reality-based, C2C2C. We always envisioneer B2C2B fractal micro-C2B2B iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The nano-customer-directed TQC factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails.