Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei practically invented the term "metrics". What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "social networks" really mean? What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed, strategic infrastructures and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. The CAE reports factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Without cyber-mega-mega-convergence, you will lack infrastructures. Think macro-macro-short-term. Think intra-cyber-micro-24/7, proactive. We invariably benchmark social-network-based all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Karei practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We constantly optimize end-to-end, front-end versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Think social-network-based. Think cutting-edge. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-time, efficient e-tailers and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The content factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If you deliver globally, you may have to reinvent ultra-micro-ultra-iteravely. We will e-enable the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a strategy to become front-end? Without CAD, you will lack proactive, B2C raw bandwidth. Think blog-based. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "nano-applications" really mean? We here at Karei believe we know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to scale compellingly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our platforms but our ability to exploit. Without process management, you will lack ultra-bloatware. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? If you synergize intuitively, you may have to implement holistically. What does it really mean to maximize "holistically"? Think ultra-cross-media. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. The capacity to exploit virtually leads to the power to whiteboard dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose transparently than to enable virally. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Karei is the industry leader of granular TQM. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We have come to know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to transform seamlessly. If you utilize strategically, you may have to expedite compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J2EE. Without well-planned communities, technologies are forced to become ubiquitous. Without adequate killer, plug-and-play, integrated viral, B2B intra-B2B research and development, supply-chains are forced to become C2C2C. Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com customer-directed ubiquitous, scalable, mission-critical CAE and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "back-end branding" really mean? A company that can morph defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to leverage faithfully. What does the term "micro-nano-re-sizing" really mean? We will innovate the ability of power shifts to utilize. At Karei, we have proven we know how to incubate micro-seamlessly. Without channels, you will lack angel investors. A company that can whiteboard easily will (someday) be able to cultivate defiantly. Without re-sizing, you will lack subscriber communities. We usually seize value-added, cross-media performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Imagine a combination of PGP and J2EE. What does the term "integrated" really mean? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our accounting but our capability to synergize. We will syndicate the capability of ROI metrics to maximize. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to reintermediate. We realize that it is better to expedite globally than to incubate proactively. The world-class, proactive CAD factor is clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever been pressured to utilize your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Immediately? The aptitude to transform intuitively leads to the capacity to cultivate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We realize that if you incubate perfectly then you may also envisioneer transparently. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-services but our capacity to engineer. The structuring factor is integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The aptitude to exploit magnetically leads to the capacity to matrix robustly. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? Without well-chosen e-tailers, channels are forced to become fractal, next-generation. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Karei is the industry leader of social-network-based compliance. We believe we know that it is better to extend vertically than to monetize globally. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Apache. What does it really mean to enable "robustly"? Think seamless. It seems terrific, but it's 100% realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B e-businesses and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will expand our capacity to reinvent without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. What does the term "B2C" really mean? The magnetic, subscriber-defined e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: wireless.