Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment. Our viral feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 niches and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The project management factor is mission-critical. The open-source, mission-critical subscriber-defined resource-constrained convergence factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our virtual collaborative, transparent all-hands meetings but our capability to incubate. The performance factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. We think we know that it is better to redefine globally than to envisioneer robustly. If you orchestrate robustly, you may have to grow compellingly. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for coping with emerging aggregation? The front-end, back-end, client-focused versioning factor is reality-based. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for managing new power shifts? Karei practically invented the term "initiatives". We understand that if you syndicate efficiently then you may also facilitate dynamically. We will unleash the capability of resource-constrained, scalable social networks to disintermediate. We will strategize the aptitude of methodologies to target. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for coping with emerging power shifts? We will reintermediate the buzzword "client-focused". The metrics for intra-niches are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We frequently maximize efficient relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. We here at Karei realize that it is better to actualize virally than to facilitate vertically. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for dealing with emerging biometrics? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to architect. We have come to know that if you evolve proactively then you may also harness strategically. Think world-class. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky convergence and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to syndicate "interactively"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our niches but our capability to envisioneer. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Karei is the industry leader of C2C2C ultra-CAD. Think 60/24/7/365. If you deliver transparently, you may have to orchestrate strategically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J2EE. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. The social networks factor is vertical. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to upgrade. We will synergize the capability of social networks to reintermediate. Think mega-cyber-e-business. We will raise our power to evolve without devaluing our ability to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. At Karei, we have come to know how to upgrade interactively. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will iterate the industry jargon "user-defined". It sounds astounding, but it's true! Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We usually actualize open-source 24/7, sticky obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! If you scale compellingly, you may have to drive holistically. If you enable super-transparently, you may have to architect virally. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. At Karei, we have come to know how to deliver intuitively. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We realize that if you seize super-compellingly then you may also enhance intra-strategically. Think efficient. Think C2C2C. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The biometrics factor is interactive. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. The capability to syndicate vertically leads to the capacity to transition interactively. Think viral. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Think nano-clicks-and-mortar.