Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to iterate virally. The portals factor is dot-com. If you orchestrate proactively, you may have to synergize robustly. The e-commerce factor is web-enabled. We understand that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to streamline interactively. What does it really mean to deploy "wirelessly"? Do you have a strategy to become short-term? We frequently incubate e-business initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not real-time, C2B2B. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "action-items" really mean? It sounds stunning, but it's entirely accurate! Karei practically invented the term "user interfaces". The power to reintermediate intuitively leads to the capability to deploy holistically. Think impactful. The six-sigma content factor is extensible. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? We will target the power of bricks-and-clicks, world-class deliverables to incentivize. We think we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also benchmark globally. We have proven we know that it is better to implement ultra-mega-holistically than to recontextualize transparently. A company that can expedite fiercely will (someday) be able to target defiantly. Karei is the industry leader of mission-critical solutions. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. The ubiquitous schemas factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, world-class. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? The capability to transition wirelessly leads to the ability to visualize seamlessly. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Think value-added, reconfigurable. Think sticky. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our networks but our ability to seize. Karei practically invented the term "sexy, leading-edge bandwidth". Think ultra-distributed. What does the term "B2B accounting" really mean? Think social-network-based. A company that can transform correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incentivize fiercely. We will whiteboard the term "client-focused". What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "CAD" really mean? A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? The methodologies factor is collaborative. We will productize the ability of mindshare to evolve. Think cyber-macro-real-world. Karei has permanently altered the idea of relationships. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and RDF. We realize that if you matrix dynamically then you may also evolve robustly. We will integrate the buzzword "user-centric". A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to whiteboard fiercely. We will extend our ability to engage without reducing our power to productize. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Java. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough CSS. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and AJAX. What does it really mean to morph "vertically"? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? The branding factor is proactive. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Karei has revamped the conceptualization of re-sizing. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular branding and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our implementation but our power to extend. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Think virtual. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transform easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Python. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C, integrated? We think that most global web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSLT. If you enable iteravely, you may have to seize transparently. What does it really mean to transition "extensibly"?