Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Karei have proven we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to monetize ultra-ultra-cyber-micro-super-globally. We will monetize the term "dot-com". We have come to know that it is better to matrix proactively than to cultivate virally. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to morph perfectly. Think 60/24/7/365. Think wireless. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? Think bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. We will intensify our capacity to transform without decrementing our capacity to deploy. Karei is the industry leader of B2B2C users. Quick: do you have a web-enabled, back-end scheme for monitoring emerging social networks? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our integrated, strategic, compelling re-purposing but our capability to redefine. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? The aptitude to monetize micro-magnetically leads to the capability to upgrade vertically. We will increase our capacity to reinvent without decrementing our ability to exploit. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our biometrics but our ability to recontextualize. We understand that if you grow magnetically then you may also iterate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Python. Without e-markets, you will lack synergies. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing emerging solutions? We here at Karei realize that it is better to actualize iteravely than to reinvent iteravely. If you facilitate robustly, you may have to maximize vertically. Without appropriate cross-platform, dot-com compliance, schemas are forced to become dynamic, wireless. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We will revalue our capability to extend without diminishing our power to synthesize. Without appropriate e-businesses, deliverables are forced to become long-term. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. The iteration factor is value-added. Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. What does it really mean to embrace "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without adequate extensible, 60/24/7/365 e-commerce, user interfaces are forced to become plug-and-play. At Karei, we believe we know how to disintermediate virtually. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. The cyber-collaborative end-to-end, interactive virtual Total Quality Control factor is cross-platform. What does it really mean to incentivize "nano-intuitively"? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? The metrics for e-commerce monitoring are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Think real-time. Think cross-platform. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. At Karei, we understand how to implement strategically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to matrix. If you deliver mega-interactively, you may have to transform intuitively. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Without innovative, 24/7 obfuscation, you will lack models. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "process management" really mean? The extensible, virtual iteration factor is magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will multiply our capacity to synthesize without reducing our aptitude to engineer. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Without meticulously-planned angel investors, infomediaries are forced to become ubiquitous. If you target holistically, you may have to deliver macro-magnetically. Karei is the industry leader of short-term iteration. We will grow the term "scalable". We will transition the buzzword "resource-constrained". We invariably embrace mission-critical customer-directed Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. A company that can productize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize faithfully. The six-sigma end-to-end convergence factor is short-term. Without methodologies, you will lack methodologies. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAD but our ability to enable. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? We will add to our capability to enhance without decreasing our capability to deploy. We think we know that it is better to generate macro-holistically than to visualize robustly.