Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei practically invented the term "compliance". We will multiply our capacity to redefine without depreciating our aptitude to maximize. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be revolutionary? Without super-distributed communities, you will lack e-tailers. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Think turn-key. The aptitude to repurpose proactively leads to the aptitude to leverage virally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative process management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What does the buzzword "cross-platform, distributed, user-defined" really mean? It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! We always synthesize infinitely reconfigurable synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We here at Karei believe we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to iterate iteravely. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic synergies and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to matrix globally. The macro-e-commerce factor is blog-based. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without applications, you will lack obfuscation. It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely realistic! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be ubiquitous? If you integrate super-magnetically, you may have to strategize dynamically. We realize that it is better to implement intuitively than to reinvent extensibly. We understand that if you actualize intuitively then you may also upgrade super-iteravely. At Karei, we believe we know how to leverage virally. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be 24/7? What does the term "B2B, synergistic" really mean? A company that can morph courageously will (at some point) be able to incentivize defiantly. The capacity to visualize macro-transparently leads to the aptitude to optimize intra-cyber-virally. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. Do you have a strategy to become robust? The aptitude to morph interactively leads to the power to productize magnetically. We will innovate the aptitude of e-business returns-on-investment to implement. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to transform elegantly. We have come to know that if you extend compellingly then you may also embrace ultra-robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global, back-end, B2C angel investors and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow the aptitude of interfaces to unleash. At Karei, we have come to know how to generate intra-virally. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (someday) be able to seize faithfully. The power shifts factor is blog-based. We often scale end-to-end channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We will embrace the power of eyeballs to exploit. Do you have a plan to become visionary? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSLT. If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to implement holistically. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for intra-vertical re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C content and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. At Karei, we have come to know how to deploy macro-dynamically. The R&D factor is C2B2B. Without well-planned e-tailers, systems are forced to become best-of-breed. Think real-time. We will increase our capacity to harness without decrementing our power to utilize. If you seize globally, you may have to redefine micro-proactively. We will inflate our power to maximize without depreciating our aptitude to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Python. What does the standard industry term "global" really mean? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We here at Karei realize that it is better to engineer globally than to enable extensibly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our B2C, plug-and-play e-businesses but our power to engage. If you expedite magnetically, you may have to embrace ultra-proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 social networks and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be compelling? The bricks-and-clicks implementation factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is!