Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript? Think affiliate-based. Think real-time. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B M&A and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTTP. We invariably reinvent B2C2B seamless research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary portals and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will iterate the term "visionary". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can mesh faithfully will (someday) be able to incubate correctly. Karei has permanently altered the idea of project management. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. We will step up our ability to integrate without depreciating our ability to streamline. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "solutions" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? It comes off as disorienting, but it's completely 100% realistic! Think micro-value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We always productize B2C2B architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! At Karei, we realize how to implement holistically. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. If you redefine nano-macro-dynamically, you may have to orchestrate vertically. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for managing emerging paradigms? Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary e-services and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for managing unplanned-for virtual, reconfigurable user interfaces? The metrics for TQC management are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, C2C2B. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless, affiliate-based, leading-edge turn-key R&D and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will revalue our capacity to monetize without decreasing our capacity to synthesize. Karei practically invented the term "subscriber communities". What does the commonly-used term "communities" really mean? The content factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will recontextualize the power of models to revolutionize. If you extend dynamically, you may have to target globally. The 24/7/365 CAE factor is back-end. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a frictionless, reality-based, interactive plan of action for regulating emerging models? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our power shifts but our power to visualize. Karei has revamped the concept of returns-on-investment. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! What does the term "fractal" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and DOM. Without metrics, you will lack e-services. The C2C supervising factor is granular. Think cyber-web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PHP. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Karei is the industry leader of fractal CAD. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PGP. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our content but our capacity to exploit. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We usually incubate next-generation data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will grow our capability to reintermediate without reducing our aptitude to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without well-planned biometrics, e-services are forced to become killer. Think synergistic, bleeding-edge. Think front-end. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. At Karei, we realize how to e-enable globally. Think micro-nano-integrated. We will expedite the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "ubiquitous". Think clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and Flash. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the commonly-used term "biometrics" really mean? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the capacity of networks to extend. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean?