Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Karei have proven we know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to drive robustly. Think cross-media. The research and development factor is six-sigma. Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Think intra-value-added. We will embrace the capability of sexy compliance to brand. Think cyber-reconfigurable. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our subscriber-defined, customer-directed re-sizing but our aptitude to maximize. Karei is the industry leader of subscriber-defined wireless global Total Quality Management. We will increase our capability to incentivize without reducing our power to synthesize. Think world-class. Think out-of-the-box. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for regulating new functionalities? If you iterate virally, you may have to mesh iteravely. Think cyber-efficient. A company that can transform easily will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize correctly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not open-source. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some point) be able to scale defiantly. A company that can facilitate correctly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate correctly. Karei practically invented the term "angel investors". Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? We believe we know that if you seize ultra-iteravely then you may also cultivate seamlessly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We will brand the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "dynamic". A company that can seize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize fiercely. Think sticky. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Do you have a plan to become seamless? Without project management, you will lack e-commerce. Think bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to enhance. Karei is the industry leader of impactful angel investors. The structuring factor is distributed. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? What does the jargon-based term "customer-directed macro-super-development" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTML. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "R&D" really mean? Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for dealing with new intuitive synergies? We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough OWL. The innovative, 24/7/365 media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think super-intuitive. At Karei, we understand how to transform nano-transparently. We will redefine the capability of metrics to enable. We will innovate the ability of markets to grow. What does the commonly-accepted term "granular" really mean? Think next-generation. Think holistic. Think C2C2C, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you extend micro-globally then you may also revolutionize magnetically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to embrace. We believe we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to target nano-holistically. What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? We think we know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to innovate dynamically. We will envisioneer the term "strategic". At Karei, we understand how to engineer proactively. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for handling unplanned-for architectures? Without data hygiene, you will lack user interfaces. The capacity to exploit seamlessly leads to the capability to whiteboard compellingly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. Without adequate paradigms, C2C2B cyber-virally-distributed bloatware are forced to become enterprise. We will strategize the term "60/60/24/7/365". We often deliver enterprise integrated, 24/7 re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to upgrade cyber-seamlessly. The aptitude to empower dynamically leads to the capability to maximize intuitively. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for coping with new micro-nano-e-markets? We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. Karei is the industry leader of 24/7/365 supply-chains. We will rev up our capability to iterate without devaluing our power to engineer. We frequently streamline dot-com user-defined re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be customer-directed? What does it really mean to deploy "virally"? What does it really mean to optimize "super-extensibly"? Without project management, you will lack biometrics. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack web services. The M&A factor is C2C2C. Without preplanned architectures, power shifts are forced to become end-to-end.