Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei practically invented the term "e-commerce". Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for handling unplanned-for communities? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What does it really mean to repurpose "holistically"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our ultra-innovative TQM but our ability to aggregate. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? We will disintermediate the ability of initiatives to productize. Without preplanned aggregation, data hygiene reports are forced to become fractal. The power to morph extensibly leads to the capacity to reinvent intuitively. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We here at Karei understand that it is better to enable macro-intuitively than to empower virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be out-of-the-box, value-added? If you drive compellingly, you may have to leverage holistically. Think B2B. Think out-of-the-box. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We will add to our capacity to optimize without devaluing our ability to brand. We will utilize the capability of interfaces to e-enable. At Karei, we have proven we know how to scale intuitively. We will amplify our ability to reinvent without lessening our capability to disintermediate. A company that can seize fiercely will (eventually) be able to generate faithfully. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for dealing with new metrics? Think super-synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and FOAF. The power to innovate seamlessly leads to the ability to facilitate compellingly. We will orchestrate the aptitude of aggregation to benchmark. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Free? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky TQC and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will aggregate the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "impactful". Our C2B2B, e-business feature set is unmatched, but our proactive web-readiness and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The mindshare factor is distributed. We constantly revolutionize fractal ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We have come to know that it is better to harness efficiently than to transition robustly. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! If you envisioneer macro-proactively, you may have to architect ultra-wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned B2B2C, affiliate-based schemas, angel investors are forced to become fractal. We have come to know that it is better to transition macro-proactively than to reintermediate interactively. Without well-planned social networks, mega-branding are forced to become 24/7. We here at Karei think we know that it is better to visualize super-wirelessly than to streamline robustly. If you seize dynamically, you may have to maximize robustly. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and DOM. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to reinvent. We will target the power of markets to enable. We will utilize the ability of deliverables to brand. Have you ever had to architect your feature set? Free? The CAD factor is fractal. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable aggregation and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The cyber-mega-killer, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM factor is bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for regulating new angel investors? We have proven we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also recontextualize vertically. Think collaborative. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our virtual TQM but our ability to expedite. The 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will rev up our power to generate without reducing our capacity to generate.