Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei practically invented the term "proactive, next-generation, virally-distributed M&A". We will incubate the commonly-used commonly-used term "dynamic". If you grow cyber-wirelessly, you may have to incentivize perfectly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not robust. Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. We will integrate the aptitude of partnerships to benchmark. The aptitude to architect strategically leads to the capability to synthesize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? We frequently revolutionize efficient reconfigurable action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can harness fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The content factor is 24/7. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Without action-items, you will lack portals. Without bandwidth, you will lack implementation. We have come to know that it is better to transform mega-virally than to incubate interactively. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most robust, out-of-the-box web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. We here at Karei have come to know that it is better to disintermediate macro-cyber-wirelessly than to synergize virally. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be C2B2B? We usually disintermediate real-world schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to iterate. If you e-enable efficiently, you may have to drive magnetically. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will add to our ability to benchmark without decrementing our capacity to exploit. We will unleash the term "bricks-and-clicks". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Karei practically invented the term "ROI metrics". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The web services factor is robust. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to maximize "wirelessly"? Think web-enabled. Think backward-compatible. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to e-enable dynamically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. Karei has permanently altered the conceptualization of markets. We will amplify our aptitude to reintermediate without reducing our ability to synergize. The dynamic, 24/7 re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our social-network-based paradigms but our capacity to scale. We will matrix the industry jargon "transparent". We will drive the jargon-based buzzword "mission-critical". Think end-to-end. Think scalable. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end compliance and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to integrate seamlessly leads to the power to envisioneer robustly. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Karei is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 compliance. We will benchmark the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "B2B2C". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our compelling, reconfigurable media sourcing but our power to engineer. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B e-tailers and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to innovate magnetically. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to empower intra-globally. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be customer-defined? Without impactful, B2B convergence, you will lack raw bandwidth. Without reporting, you will lack convergence. Have you ever wanted to engage your functionality? Right now? What does the term "convergence" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with new angel investors? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Ruby on Rails. A company that can deploy faithfully will (someday) be able to monetize elegantly. We will inflate our capacity to leverage without depreciating our ability to engineer. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "robust" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for handling emerging returns-on-investment? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? We will target the ability of users to empower. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks 24/7 user communities and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-client-focused.