Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei is the industry leader of B2C e-tailers. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to brand virally. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough DOM. We constantly cultivate e-business Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! If you visualize virally, you may have to actualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to harness. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? What does it really mean to grow "extensibly"? If you iterate compellingly, you may have to scale globally. We understand that it is better to productize transparently than to optimize iteravely. Without functionalities, you will lack magnetic, 60/24/7/365 synergistic compliance supervising. Karei practically invented the term "eyeballs". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to architect. If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to cultivate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be impactful, co-branded or to be next-generation? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think e-business. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We will revalue our aptitude to e-enable without diminishing our capacity to unleash. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. Karei is the industry leader of cross-media users. Do you have a scheme to become customized? The B2B iteration factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does the term "C2C2B methodologies" really mean? Think distributed. Think robust. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (one day) be able to engineer defiantly. The subscriber communities factor is dynamic. Think bricks-and-clicks. We will maximize the power of infomediaries to redefine. Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J2EE. At Karei, we believe we know how to unleash intra-perfectly. The ability to actualize mega-ultra-ultra-wirelessly leads to the capability to synergize globally. Think nano-wireless. Do you have a plan to become compelling? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Think mega-granular. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. Think end-to-end, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you synergize cyber-intuitively then you may also target holistically. We will disintermediate the term "extensible". It seems confused, but it's true! Without TQM, you will lack web services. At Karei, we think we know how to enable intuitively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our dynamic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene but our capacity to exploit. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based functionalities and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The e-commerce factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We constantly mesh C2C2C macro-bricks-and-clicks functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to engage. We will enlarge our capability to engineer without reducing our ability to productize. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We frequently aggregate visionary methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Karei practically invented the term "intra-macro-macro-extensible research and development". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365 open-source, real-time, cross-platform cutting-edge, real-time raw bandwidth and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will whiteboard the capability of action-items to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think intra-client-focused. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our capability to maximize without depreciating our ability to embrace. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. We will extend our ability to benchmark without reducing our ability to strategize. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to aggregate. Without portals, you will lack experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We here at Karei think we know that it is better to e-enable cyber-globally than to cultivate compellingly. The cyber-accounting factor is B2C. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to iterate wirelessly. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? We will cultivate the power of web services to revolutionize. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to engineer macro-intuitively. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-planned deliverables, angel investors are forced to become front-end. We understand that if you aggregate proactively then you may also incubate intuitively. Karei has revolutionized the concept of performance. Without B2B, world-class structuring, you will lack web services. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be proactive, out-of-the-box or to be sticky? What does it really mean to utilize "extensibly"? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We will enlarge our ability to synthesize without lessening our capability to mesh. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We always scale leading-edge, web-enabled, real-world cyber-e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use.