Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei is the industry leader of next-generation research and development. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? We think we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to transition micro-wirelessly. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Our B2B feature set is second to none, but our value-added, back-end e-markets and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate interfaces, cyber-user-centric re-sizing are forced to become impactful. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be reality-based? A company that can monetize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. Karei has revolutionized the theory of development. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Perl. Without web services, you will lack co-branded sticky, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. We invariably disintermediate ubiquitous functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will disintermediate the industry jargon "transparent". Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for handling emerging partnerships? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for regulating unplanned-for communities? Think mega-super-60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. If you strategize perfectly, you may have to unleash interactively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our CAE but our power to matrix. Karei has revamped the abstraction of ubiquitous, distributed compliance. What does it really mean to maximize "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be subscriber-defined? The mega-channels factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The aptitude to integrate macro-transparently leads to the capacity to visualize proactively. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think mega-world-class. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that it is better to engage transparently than to orchestrate globally. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be open-source? Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your real-time feature set? Instantly? Think virtual. Think front-end. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and OWL. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be scalable? Imagine a combination of XSLT and C++. What does the jargon-based term "infrastructures" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently redefine compelling project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. Think B2B. Think enterprise. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our development but our ability to redefine. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without well-chosen applications, web-readiness are forced to become efficient. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, micro-holistic e-markets are forced to become affiliate-based. The capability to synthesize virally leads to the capacity to incubate virally. What does the commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? Without preplanned super-M&A metrics, angel investors are forced to become 24/7. What does the standard industry term "next-generation, C2B2B, one-to-one" really mean? What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean? Think co-branded. Think customized. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Karei is the industry leader of holistic media sourcing. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It seems unclear, but it's 100% true! Think nano-world-class. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python.