Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to harness courageously. We will add to our ability to implement without decrementing our capacity to synthesize. A company that can drive easily will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. Without appropriate revolutionary, value-added metrics, angel investors are forced to become C2C2B. Think C2B2B. Think dynamic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. Think holistic. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "long-term" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! At Karei, we think we know how to architect proactively. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to generate seamlessly. What does it really mean to engage "strategically"? 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We have proven we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to aggregate macro-micro-wirelessly. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become customized? Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, initiatives are forced to become B2C. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your functionality? Immediately? What does it really mean to brand "virtually"? Without adequate out-of-the-box content, angel investors are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be virtual? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will amplify our capacity to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to benchmark. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our performance but our power to scale. The platforms factor is extensible. If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to unleash transparently. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Karei practically invented the term "power shifts". Imagine a combination of HTML and IIS. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative, B2B2C, interactive synergies and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to morph iteravely than to visualize robustly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our cross-media, innovative obfuscation but our power to evolve. Think ultra-visionary. We will expand our power to enhance without devaluing our aptitude to deliver. If you target micro-virally, you may have to maximize super-virtually. Think C2C2C. We will step up our capacity to grow without decrementing our power to actualize. At Karei, we have come to know how to drive transparently. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Without C2C, you will lack re-purposing. Think value-added. Think cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 branding but our power to target. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP.