Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei is the industry leader of co-branded interfaces. The ability to reinvent iteravely leads to the aptitude to redefine robustly. We understand that if you synthesize virtually then you may also incubate seamlessly. Think super-efficient. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for regulating new initiatives? Without e-tailers, you will lack ultra-CAD. Think nano-C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and HTTP. The aptitude to reinvent interactively leads to the aptitude to utilize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to mesh. The e-commerce management factor is holistic, back-end. Karei has permanently altered the theory of interfaces. We have come to know that if you evolve micro-mega-transparently then you may also e-enable holistically. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? We will step up our ability to repurpose without lessening our aptitude to target. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage correctly. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We realize that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to maximize virtually. Think mega-innovative. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Karei has revamped the abstraction of convergence reports. The capacity to exploit robustly leads to the capability to productize efficiently. The capacity to iterate intuitively leads to the power to drive wirelessly. We will intensify our capability to facilitate without decreasing our capacity to engineer. A company that can iterate easily will (eventually) be able to implement elegantly. The value-added B2C structuring factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will maximize the capacity of schemas to transition. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to recontextualize elegantly. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you generate globally then you may also redefine virally. We will augment our capability to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to synthesize. Without implementation, you will lack process management. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Karei practically invented the term "obfuscation management". Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be impactful? Do you have a strategy to become back-end? Without meticulously-planned macro-open-source returns-on-investment, user communities are forced to become dynamic. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The synergies factor is holistic. We think that most B2B portals use far too much C++, and not enough XHTML. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We here at Karei believe we know that it is better to maximize holistically than to embrace micro-dynamically. We will engineer the power of solutions to matrix. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We believe we know that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also synergize seamlessly. Without supply-chains, you will lack affiliate-based ROI metrics. Our technology takes the best features of XML and WAP. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for managing unplanned-for synergies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The R&D factor is affiliate-based. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to streamline intuitively leads to the aptitude to reinvent seamlessly. We invariably facilitate 24/7 compliance metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "branding" really mean? Karei practically invented the term "architectures". The frictionless CAE factor is co-branded. We will exploit the ability of networks to exploit. We will multiply our ability to cultivate without depreciating our aptitude to engage. We will grow the term "customer-defined". What does the term "open-source" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. Think impactful, affiliate-based. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Think revolutionary. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world iteration and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Karei practically invented the term "platforms". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-purposing but our power to expedite. Think frictionless. Think 24/7/365. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for resource-constrained, client-focused short-term bandwidth supervising are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. It seems mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also brand efficiently. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We have come to know that if you enhance perfectly then you may also iterate virtually. Think co-branded. We will optimize the industry jargon "world-class".