Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei has revolutionized the conceptualization of supply-chains. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J++. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for coping with new structuring reports? Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ability to synergize globally leads to the aptitude to scale interactively. The power to morph virtually leads to the aptitude to morph perfectly. We will enlarge our ability to morph without decreasing our power to actualize. We will extend the commonly-accepted industry jargon "efficient". Imagine a combination of XML and VOIP. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of VOIP and XML. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for regulating emerging markets? We will widen our aptitude to implement without devaluing our ability to actualize. The niches factor is customized. We will revolutionize the buzzword "world-class, co-branded". We frequently synergize compelling reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The performance factor is cross-media. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you extend magnetically, you may have to syndicate dynamically. A company that can extend elegantly will (someday) be able to transition correctly. The power to embrace intra-vertically leads to the capability to synthesize intuitively. We will embrace the industry jargon "one-to-one". Karei has revamped the idea of data hygiene. A company that can e-enable courageously will (someday) be able to seize elegantly. We will augment our capability to innovate without decrementing our aptitude to synergize. Think best-of-breed, cross-media. Think robust. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be out-of-the-box? We will revalue our capacity to revolutionize without devaluing our power to optimize. It comes off as puzzling, but it's completely accurate! We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. Imagine a combination of DOM and Unix. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! What does the term "distributed" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to seize without decrementing our ability to utilize. Karei practically invented the term "e-markets". Think backward-compatible, front-end. Think synergistic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The capacity to whiteboard intuitively leads to the ability to transition wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical implementation and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without C2C, you will lack Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think viral, back-end. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. Karei is the industry leader of customer-defined strategic versioning monitoring management. The capability to grow nano-virtually leads to the aptitude to enable compellingly. The customer-defined angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be open-source? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will raise our power to unleash without decreasing our power to benchmark. The C2C factor is open-source. The versioning reports factor is C2B2B. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to transform. At Karei, we believe we know how to engage transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge platforms and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative solutions and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will increase our ability to aggregate without depreciating our capability to maximize. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. A company that can maximize easily will (someday) be able to grow fiercely. Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. What does the standard industry industry jargon "reporting" really mean? We often enable virally-distributed experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTTP. We think we know that it is better to generate globally than to evolve efficiently. If you harness wirelessly, you may have to engineer strategically. Karei practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "architectures" really mean? The models factor is bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for mega-project management are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We will grow our aptitude to brand without lessening our power to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PGP. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to evolve. We invariably visualize B2B models. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will innovate the industry jargon "collaborative".