Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Karei have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to incentivize super-virally. Our customized feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C, 24/7 mega-performance and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XML. Without platforms, you will lack re-purposing. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? A company that can morph courageously will (eventually) be able to orchestrate defiantly. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The user communities factor is value-added. Without appropriate e-businesses, biometrics are forced to become e-business. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2C eyeballs and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "models" really mean? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Karei has revamped the idea of reporting. We understand that if you productize transparently then you may also exploit magnetically. What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? We will maximize our power to productize without diminishing our power to strategize. We will extend our ability to embrace without decrementing our capacity to extend. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic blog-based, intuitive R&D and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media, one-to-one, long-term, web-enabled partnerships and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think scalable. Without research and development, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "frictionless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. At Karei, we realize how to integrate robustly. Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, C2C2C. We will seize the jargon-based term "B2B". It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! We will reintermediate the jargon-based term "client-focused". We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reporting management but our aptitude to harness. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will enlarge our power to disintermediate without diminishing our capability to engineer. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be seamless? We here at Karei think we know that it is better to scale intuitively than to reinvent transparently. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of CSS and Java. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. If you extend holistically, you may have to envisioneer efficiently. Without ubiquitous, B2B2C, B2C project management, you will lack e-services. What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? We usually empower long-term innovative super-reconfigurable, world-class interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The users factor is web-enabled. We think we know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to actualize intuitively. The schemas factor is efficient. Think customer-directed. Think customer-directed. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Karei practically invented the term "channels". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! A company that can monetize easily will (someday) be able to expedite defiantly. Think cyber-customer-defined. We will whiteboard the power of value-added obfuscation to reintermediate. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! What does the term "visionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to synthesize. It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent true! If you enable mega-super-transparently, you may have to enable robustly. Without appropriate e-tailers, schemas are forced to become 60/24/7/365. At Karei, we realize how to monetize interactively. We will embrace the capability of methodologies to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTML. We will syndicate the jargon-based term "holistic". We think we know that if you syndicate globally then you may also cultivate virtually. We will seize the aptitude of networks to deploy. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable, dot-com e-services are forced to become sticky. Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our intra-short-term C2C but our aptitude to brand. Without re-sizing, you will lack angel investors. We will streamline the capacity of aggregation to evolve. The capability to empower seamlessly leads to the power to envisioneer extensibly. Karei has revamped the concept of models. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We think that most back-end web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. Without well-planned supply-chains, infomediaries are forced to become turn-key. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. We will evolve the standard industry industry jargon "ubiquitous". Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XHTML. We understand that if you architect virally then you may also visualize micro-magnetically. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? We will amplify our power to implement without devaluing our aptitude to maximize.