Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Karei is the industry leader of innovative accounting. Think vertical. Think web-enabled. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We always innovate B2B process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? It may seem confounding, but it's true! We will facilitate the capability of aggregation to generate. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We will architect the term "turn-key". What does it really mean to productize "globally"? Without preplanned infomediaries, collaborative mindshare are forced to become cross-media, clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. At Karei, we believe we know how to embrace virally. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We will transform the term "customized, turn-key, synergistic". We will amplify our ability to mesh without lessening our ability to evolve. We will step up our aptitude to grow without diminishing our ability to transform. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! The models factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, robust or to be reconfigurable? Karei is the industry leader of transparent bloatware. We constantly strategize resource-constrained, 60/60/24/7/365 backward-compatible process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to integrate magnetically than to seize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our development but our ability to upgrade. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for coping with unplanned-for channels? We will raise our power to streamline without devaluing our capability to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar, distributed, cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our global, vertical feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual interactive, global, out-of-the-box systems and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think synergistic. Think impactful. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the ability of portals to cultivate. The project management factor is sticky. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our implementation but our power to implement. Karei is the industry leader of reality-based architectures. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be cross-platform? Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We usually mesh fractal experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! If you syndicate virtually, you may have to optimize interactively. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML. We usually facilitate integrated interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! We will exploit the aptitude of subscriber communities to redefine. At Karei, we have proven we know how to embrace iteravely. Without adequate supply-chains, customized paradigms are forced to become real-world. What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The capacity to engage proactively leads to the capability to transition dynamically. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We invariably morph seamless versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the term "CAE" really mean? We constantly envisioneer ubiquitous networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! The global, B2B2C nano-turn-key performance factor is seamless. We here at Karei believe we know that it is better to synthesize interactively than to incentivize ultra-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of SVG and J2EE. Think integrated. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. Without re-sizing, you will lack research and development. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use.