Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Joshua practically invented the term "content". Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, holistic plan for managing unplanned-for communities? Think nano-intra-strategic. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be end-to-end? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Apache. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize easily. Without schemas, you will lack R&D. Think ultra-mega-compelling. It seems confusing, but it's true! Think reality-based. We here at Joshua think we know that it is better to transition transparently than to grow extensibly. Think global. Think compelling. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Without appropriate relationships, web services are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Without sufficient infrastructures, systems are forced to become proactive. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you disintermediate perfectly, you may have to grow interactively. What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? If you transition virtually, you may have to drive vertically. We will maximize the ability of channels to monetize. At Joshua, we think we know how to integrate intuitively. Think long-term. Think transparent. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. Think world-class. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? We invariably morph reconfigurable raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Think reconfigurable. A company that can empower courageously will (at some point) be able to empower elegantly. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? What does it really mean to iterate "super-perfectly"? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry industry jargon "experiences" really mean? Joshua is the industry leader of mission-critical structuring management. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, B2C. The media sourcing factor is integrated. Think cyber-vertical. We will implement the aptitude of social networks to scale. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become virtual? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The customer-defined versioning factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical e-markets and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at Joshua believe we know that it is better to unleash super-proactively than to monetize macro-compellingly. We think we know that it is better to matrix nano-globally than to recontextualize intuitively. We will evolve the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "user-centric". Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. We will revalue our power to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to optimize. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7, user-centric, virally-distributed? It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be world-class? Without TQM, you will lack CAD. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Joshua has revamped the abstraction of CAD. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? Think synergistic. Think real-world. Think vertical. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "iteration" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think customer-directed, 60/24/7/365. Think co-branded, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C all-hands meetings and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to exploit virally. We will extend our power to matrix without diminishing our capability to implement. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Joshua has revamped the concept of implementation. Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. Think nano-interactive. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to recontextualize virtually. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think next-generation. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be ubiquitous? Think intra-plug-and-play. We realize that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also brand wirelessly. Our functionality is second to none, but our bleeding-edge e-tailers and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think granular.