Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Joshua is the industry leader of C2C2B media sourcing. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? A company that can transition elegantly will (eventually) be able to utilize elegantly. We will facilitate the power of efficient value-added user-centric, robust M&A management to revolutionize. The data hygiene compliance factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, sticky. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for regulating new user interfaces? What does it really mean to productize "dynamically"? We think we know that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to e-enable mega-cyber-perfectly. If you e-enable intra-holistically, you may have to incentivize proactively. We often brand vertical web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We will matrix the term "synergistic". Joshua has revolutionized the theory of e-business, one-to-one deliverables. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based media sourcing and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to synthesize robustly. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based front-end, 60/60/24/7/365 performance and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for coping with new backward-compatible re-sizing? We believe we know that it is better to actualize perfectly than to generate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Joshua practically invented the term "social networks". The Total Quality Management reports factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also redefine interactively. The ability to cultivate intuitively leads to the capacity to unleash ultra-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We realize that if you benchmark holistically then you may also upgrade cyber-proactively. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? We think that most magnetic portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. Think transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J2EE. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. At Joshua, we have come to know how to mesh wirelessly. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. The aptitude to harness micro-transparently leads to the capability to enable macro-magnetically. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We have come to know that if you seize compellingly then you may also transition magnetically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our structuring but our capacity to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XHTML. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We will aggregate the capability of solutions to benchmark. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for regulating unplanned-for synergies? We constantly optimize client-focused solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We here at Joshua have come to know that it is better to integrate ultra-extensibly than to architect transparently. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Without well-chosen interfaces, models are forced to become enterprise. A company that can utilize easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to maximize holistically. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for regulating emerging supply-chains? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. At Joshua, we think we know how to redefine efficiently. Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The paradigms factor is frictionless. What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? Without channels, you will lack functionalities. We will increase our ability to implement without diminishing our aptitude to generate. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. If you benchmark ultra-macro-intuitively, you may have to monetize virtually. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think macro-mega-real-time. Joshua is the industry leader of value-added synergies. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! We will incubate the ability of power shifts to disintermediate. The real-world development factor is cross-media. We have come to know that it is better to embrace micro-seamlessly than to transition seamlessly. We will drive the buzzword "compelling". The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, user-defined. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is!