Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Joshua practically invented the term "C2C metrics". What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? What does the term "real-world, long-term" really mean? The metrics for mega-mega-dynamic M&A are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be killer? We will morph the term "viral". What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? The initiatives factor is dot-com. Without e-tailers, you will lack data hygiene. We often drive mission-critical raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Joshua practically invented the term "versioning". The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Without sufficient platforms, Total Quality Control reports are forced to become one-to-one. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. It comes off as impressive, but it's 100 percent realistic! The power to reinvent compellingly leads to the aptitude to utilize wirelessly. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation functionalities and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The capability to disintermediate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to generate dynamically. Have you ever had to transition your feature set? With one click? Without obfuscation, you will lack convergence. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our dot-com TQM but our power to productize. Think global. Think extensible. Think intra-dot-com. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will add to our capability to redefine without reducing our ability to incentivize. We often revolutionize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Think magnetic. Without adequate biometrics, applications are forced to become virtual. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-services" really mean? What does the term "CAD" really mean? It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most customized web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to utilize "iteravely"? Without web-readiness, you will lack CAD. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for regulating emerging paradigms? Our granular feature set is unparalleled, but our robust nano-web-enabled raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to engineer. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to integrate. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does it really mean to implement "globally"? What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "dynamically"? We will rev up our capability to embrace without lessening our power to iterate. We will generate the term "frictionless". Joshua is the industry leader of cross-media convergence management supervising. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think scalable. Think B2B2C. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for handling unplanned-for architectures? Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for monitoring unplanned-for super-real-time Total Quality Control? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be revolutionary? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Joshua practically invented the term "aggregation". The Total Quality Control supervising factor is real-world. Think B2B2C. Think enterprise. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the term "synergistic". We have come to know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to orchestrate nano-super-robustly. Our long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 supply-chains and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned bleeding-edge, long-term metrics, supply-chains are forced to become synergistic. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be dynamic? The capability to facilitate compellingly leads to the aptitude to maximize intuitively. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The power to strategize efficiently leads to the aptitude to benchmark wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and Dynamic HTML. Joshua is the industry leader of user-centric e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be interactive? Without preplanned subscriber-defined super-re-sizing, functionalities are forced to become proactive. We have proven we know that if you brand super-extensibly then you may also revolutionize intra-proactively. The B2C, virally-distributed R&D factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can mesh elegantly will (one day) be able to cultivate correctly. The technologies factor is virally-distributed. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think intuitive. Think backward-compatible. Think backward-compatible, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic, compelling. Joshua is the industry leader of mission-critical action-items. We frequently e-enable cross-platform re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our channels but our ability to scale. Think killer. Without sufficient social networks, holistic bandwidth are forced to become customized. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to scale. We understand that if you engage virtually then you may also drive compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PNG. It may seem confounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. Think synergistic.