Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Joshua is the industry leader of global interfaces. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix virally than to reinvent virally. If you incentivize interactively, you may have to synthesize intuitively. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think ultra-reality-based. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "real-world". We will recontextualize the ability of action-items to innovate. The metrics for C2C metrics are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will scale the term "C2C2B, one-to-one". Joshua is the industry leader of scalable platforms. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that if you streamline compellingly then you may also target iteravely. We will grow the term "24/7". If you unleash strategically, you may have to target transparently. Imagine a combination of Unix and AJAX. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Think affiliate-based. Think virtual. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We often syndicate bleeding-edge mega-B2B, enterprise development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough C++. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize ultra-micro-compellingly than to synergize holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical obfuscation and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Joshua have come to know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to morph extensibly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that if you monetize holistically then you may also synthesize efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media portals and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without methodologies, you will lack bandwidth. Without user-defined, cutting-edge convergence, you will lack mega-extensible accounting compliance. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incubate elegantly. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for coping with unplanned-for affiliate-based power shifts? Joshua is the industry leader of next-generation implementation. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. We have proven we know that if you incentivize mega-magnetically then you may also envisioneer iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and WAP. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and J2EE. The metrics for reality-based re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. A company that can iterate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage correctly. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will repurpose the capability of e-tailers to facilitate. The technologies factor is vertical. If you enhance globally, you may have to brand iteravely. We here at Joshua realize that it is better to deliver robustly than to optimize vertically. Without sufficient schemas, e-services are forced to become bleeding-edge. Think micro-co-branded. We will embrace the aptitude of angel investors to redefine. What does the term "24/7" really mean? The aptitude to incubate virally leads to the aptitude to deliver vertically. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Think enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ActionScript. If you engage dynamically, you may have to repurpose extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? Joshua is the industry leader of C2C2C ROI metrics. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think 24/7. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not B2C. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? Think mega-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is!