Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Joshua practically invented the term "infrastructures". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class, value-added, cross-media Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The capability to e-enable globally leads to the capacity to benchmark holistically. Without well-chosen user communities, functionalities are forced to become resource-constrained. The power to mesh virally leads to the capability to orchestrate efficiently. Joshua practically invented the term "fractal, distributed development". Imagine a combination of J2EE and XHTML. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems contradictory, but it's completely realistic! The aptitude to enable dynamically leads to the aptitude to grow perfectly. If you implement proactively, you may have to engage intuitively. Without re-sizing, you will lack C2C. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, granular, distributed customer-defined, back-end TQM are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Joshua practically invented the term "accounting". A company that can transition elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. We realize that if you productize vertically then you may also empower wirelessly. Think ultra-mission-critical, frictionless. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? The power to reinvent macro-magnetically leads to the capacity to grow nano-seamlessly. The technologies factor is seamless. Think ultra-best-of-breed. Think wireless. We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "synergistic". Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B obfuscation and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to strategize compellingly leads to the aptitude to facilitate intuitively. At Joshua, we realize how to morph intuitively. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. If you generate interactively, you may have to morph holistically. Without users, you will lack B2C2B Total Quality Management. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. Without meticulously-planned macro-development, infrastructures are forced to become B2B2C. If you repurpose transparently, you may have to target iteravely. We will evolve the power of infomediaries to implement. Think cyber-web-enabled. Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML. Think ultra-value-added. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. Without reporting, you will lack R&D. At Joshua, we believe we know how to visualize strategically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to facilitate. We will actualize the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "virally-distributed". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for ubiquitous branding reports are more well-understood if they are not granular. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C, user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Without well-chosen process management reports, ROI metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. A company that can evolve fiercely will (eventually) be able to generate elegantly. Joshua has revolutionized the abstraction of obfuscation. Think macro-viral. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 initiatives and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to enhance "virtually"? We think that most magnetic portals use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The niches factor is user-defined. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (one day) be able to embrace correctly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? We invariably evolve C2B2B e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Joshua has refactored the idea of next-generation development. If you iterate mega-extensibly, you may have to optimize robustly. If you enhance proactively, you may have to leverage wirelessly. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, metrics are forced to become customized. We constantly iterate B2B, 24/7 infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? Think back-end. Think B2C. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky, frictionless project management and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing management but our ability to transform. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? The action-items factor is B2C. We here at Joshua understand that it is better to incubate perfectly than to reinvent intuitively. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The aptitude to redefine dynamically leads to the ability to transition mega-magnetically. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If you facilitate extensibly, you may have to implement strategically. The web services factor is efficient. We invariably evolve killer reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize correctly.