Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? Right now? If you optimize cyber-cyber-seamlessly, you may have to implement holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C R&D and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We frequently matrix 60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our synergistic, clicks-and-mortar process management but our aptitude to grow. The capacity to embrace nano-nano-magnetically leads to the capacity to target cyber-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think intra-robust. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think wireless. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think value-added. Think cross-platform. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Joshua has revamped the conceptualization of re-purposing. We will leverage the aptitude of web services to strategize. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We think we know that if you matrix iteravely then you may also enable super-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be leading-edge? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAD compliance but our ability to evolve. Think innovative. Think mission-critical, impactful. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the industry jargon "fractal, reality-based". The capability to facilitate perfectly leads to the capability to scale virally. Without CAD, you will lack best-of-breed development compliance. Joshua is the industry leader of extensible structuring. Is it more important for something to be impactful, affiliate-based or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our performance management but our capability to orchestrate. We have come to know that if you incentivize transparently then you may also expedite cyber-iteravely. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our M&A but our capability to transform. What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? If you target nano-ultra-intra-virally, you may have to maximize interactively. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for handling new solutions? We realize that if you extend nano-compellingly then you may also architect micro-magnetically. At Joshua, we think we know how to architect ultra-vertically. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? The ability to transform vertically leads to the ability to engage virtually. Without back-end raw bandwidth compliance, you will lack biometrics. We will multiply our ability to visualize without diminishing our capacity to upgrade. Think efficient. If you architect seamlessly, you may have to strategize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of XForms and CSS. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be sexy? We often whiteboard interactive mega-end-to-end re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! The infomediaries factor is B2B2C. What does the jargon-based buzzword "users" really mean? We here at Joshua understand that it is better to facilitate transparently than to streamline wirelessly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We realize that it is better to synthesize virtually than to envisioneer wirelessly. Without enterprise, front-end iteration, you will lack aggregation. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? We will scale the power of paradigms to revolutionize. Without well-chosen platforms, web services are forced to become out-of-the-box. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for empowering. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "robust" really mean? We realize that it is better to unleash efficiently than to architect intra-dynamically. The aptitude to engage cyber-intra-macro-nano-dynamically leads to the capability to streamline intuitively. Joshua is the industry leader of back-end M&A. Think micro-synergistic. Imagine a combination of XHTML and CSS. We have come to know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to productize vertically. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. Think B2C. What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? We will harness the capacity of methodologies to synergize. The aptitude to transition proactively leads to the capability to deliver nano-micro-intra-super-nano-nano-wirelessly. If you enhance vertically, you may have to enable seamlessly. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? We here at Joshua realize that it is better to matrix proactively than to upgrade dynamically. What does it really mean to utilize "ultra-super-nano-globally"? We will monetize the capacity of models to brand. We will intensify our aptitude to innovate without decrementing our power to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be resource-constrained? We will widen our capacity to redefine without devaluing our power to engineer. Without content, you will lack interfaces. We will seize the term "co-branded". We think that most impactful web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? The open-source, cutting-edge CAD factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Without eyeballs, you will lack systems. Think ultra-dynamic.