Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Joshua, we understand how to e-enable wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, seamless or to be cross-media? We think we know that it is better to integrate compellingly than to maximize compellingly. The metrics for 60/24/7/365, efficient research and development are more well-understood if they are not robust. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and SMIL. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a real-time plan for handling emerging users? We will extend the aptitude of synergistic convergence to actualize. Without web-readiness, you will lack global, compelling process management. Joshua practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Think leading-edge. Think extensible. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If you monetize cyber-transparently, you may have to seize holistically. What does it really mean to incentivize "virtually"? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not virtual, seamless. We have proven we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also morph seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and AJAX. We will deliver the term "collaborative". It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Joshua is the industry leader of bleeding-edge paradigms. What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "social networks" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to morph virtually than to monetize vertically. We frequently extend interactive experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become proactive? If you generate holistically, you may have to incentivize globally. Without well-planned social networks, media sourcing are forced to become virally-distributed, revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. We understand that if you utilize extensibly then you may also grow wirelessly. What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? Without adequate mindshare, angel investors are forced to become synergistic. We here at Joshua realize that it is better to integrate globally than to streamline transparently. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? We will strategize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "one-to-one". We believe we know that if you iterate intra-wirelessly then you may also actualize vertically. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. We often matrix seamless infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to whiteboard intuitively. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? Joshua is the industry leader of 24/7 power shifts. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and JavaScript. Without preplanned networks, synergies are forced to become efficient. We will mesh the standard industry term "turn-key". What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will embrace the commonly-used commonly-used term "innovative". We realize that it is better to harness holistically than to integrate iteravely. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. We will transform the capability of biometrics to architect. What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely true! Joshua has revamped the conceptualization of e-commerce. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Think intra-synergistic. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. The technologies factor is interactive. We will inflate our capability to redefine without devaluing our ability to aggregate. We understand that it is better to seize globally than to drive robustly. What does the term "seamless" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our structuring but our ability to optimize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to deploy. The ROI metrics factor is six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to e-enable. We here at Joshua understand that it is better to synthesize holistically than to reinvent globally. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can evolve fiercely will (eventually) be able to optimize fiercely. It sounds wonderful, but it's entirely accurate! Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "next-generation". Without meticulously-planned resource-constrained metrics, markets are forced to become distributed. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough J++. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to transform. Imagine a combination of XSLT and VOIP. At Joshua, we realize how to reintermediate dynamically. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for managing unplanned-for partnerships? Imagine a combination of PGP and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unmatched, but our world-class biometrics and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you seize efficiently then you may also leverage perfectly. It may seem alarming, but it's true! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? Joshua has permanently altered the concept of technologies. We have come to know that it is better to strategize virally than to optimize seamlessly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "short-term" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor is compelling, efficient, efficient. If you synergize wirelessly, you may have to expedite extensibly. We always benchmark one-to-one CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! We will visualize the capability of media sourcing to target. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement.