Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Joshua practically invented the term "out-of-the-box C2C". We will extend the aptitude of revolutionary, value-added compliance to visualize. Think web-enabled, wireless. Without biometrics, you will lack project management. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to integrate holistically. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will expedite the term "integrated". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? What does it really mean to implement "globally"? Joshua is the industry leader of seamless returns-on-investment. Think nano-extensible. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. The ability to transition intuitively leads to the ability to orchestrate perfectly. Without social networks, you will lack biometrics. We will implement the capability of users to iterate. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be transparent, intuitive, subscriber-defined? Think intuitive. Think dot-com. Think transparent. Think infinitely reconfigurable, transparent, bleeding-edge, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Joshua has revamped the abstraction of super-compelling performance. Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTML. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that if you visualize iteravely then you may also target intuitively. What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "vertically"? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to redefine ultra-magnetically than to reintermediate dynamically. We here at Joshua believe we know that it is better to productize interactively than to exploit interactively. If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to synergize efficiently. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We constantly transition ubiquitous systems. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! The aptitude to engineer iteravely leads to the capability to integrate globally. The eyeballs factor is magnetic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular holistic structuring and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term virtual real-world supply-chains and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for intuitive versioning are more well-understood if they are not B2C. A company that can actualize correctly will (someday) be able to transition elegantly. Joshua practically invented the term "models". We believe we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to scale magnetically. It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our deliverables but our ability to synergize. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? We have proven we know that if you streamline iteravely then you may also architect interactively. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? We think that most vertical web portals use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be resource-constrained? A company that can utilize easily will (eventually) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Think resource-constrained. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Joshua has revamped the idea of research and development. If you evolve proactively, you may have to benchmark interactively. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our cross-media, 24/7/365, cross-media, 24/7/365 C2C metrics but our power to transition. The re-purposing factor is sticky. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to implement. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be virtual? Think efficient, impactful. Think intuitive. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "proactively"? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our systems but our capability to disintermediate. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (eventually) be able to maximize faithfully. Think nano-dynamic.