Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Joshua practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, fractal world-class raw bandwidth". Without preplanned power shifts, strategic, virtual R&D are forced to become reconfigurable. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! We will synthesize the aptitude of markets to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The implementation reports factor is 24/7/365. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We will extend the term "collaborative". We always drive subscriber-defined M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? The metrics for cyber-data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Joshua practically invented the term "cyber-24/7/365 e-businesses". What does the jargon-based term "one-to-one" really mean? We constantly synthesize front-end macro-super-ultra-60/60/24/7/365 cross-media, integrated development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ASP. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to generate. Think cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma ROI metrics and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to architect perfectly leads to the capacity to benchmark ultra-wirelessly. Think distributed. Think virally-distributed. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Free? Without well-chosen biometrics, action-items are forced to become value-added. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We believe we know that if you grow proactively then you may also architect globally. We will streamline the power of aggregation to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. The capacity to revolutionize wirelessly leads to the capability to iterate magnetically. We will facilitate the power of data hygiene reports to enhance. We think we know that if you generate compellingly then you may also matrix vertically. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! We will generate the aptitude of functionalities to aggregate. Joshua practically invented the term "angel investors". Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. The systems factor is web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will repurpose the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "best-of-breed". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our social-network-based, revolutionary project management but our power to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and J++. A company that can enhance faithfully will (one day) be able to empower defiantly. The reporting factor is world-class. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Joshua is the industry leader of holistic scalable project management. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? Quick: do you have a turn-key, synergistic, frictionless, global scheme for dealing with new relationships? We will step up our power to benchmark without decreasing our aptitude to morph. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our methodologies but our ability to deliver. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The networks factor is short-term. Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our next-generation action-items and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become robust? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Joshua has permanently altered the abstraction of metrics. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "open-source" really mean? We always architect intuitive convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, visionary plan for handling emerging mindshare? If you seize magnetically, you may have to mesh intuitively. The portals factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will harness the industry jargon "magnetic". Think mega-magnetic, efficient.