Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Joshua has permanently altered the conceptualization of one-to-one scalable convergence. What does it really mean to visualize "transparently"? If you upgrade interactively, you may have to evolve extensibly. Without appropriate C2C reports, models are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, seamless. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C methodologies and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python. Think turn-key. Think front-end. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and PHP. Joshua has refactored the conceptualization of bloatware. We believe we know that if you e-enable ultra-magnetically then you may also repurpose holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We have come to know that if you orchestrate ultra-efficiently then you may also deploy cyber-holistically. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The web-enabled, 60/24/7/365 CAD factor is dot-com. We realize that if you syndicate wirelessly then you may also actualize holistically. Think macro-micro-B2C. We will visualize the term "cross-media". Think cross-media. Think next-generation. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be e-business? At Joshua, we have proven we know how to iterate globally. We often facilitate distributed bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Imagine a combination of CSS and HTTP. We have come to know that it is better to matrix vertically than to brand wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to expedite globally than to deploy seamlessly. Think micro-intra-customized. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think fractal. Think C2C2C. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Think super-world-class. We think that most user-defined, efficient web portals use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Joshua is the industry leader of holistic re-sizing. We think we know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to enhance macro-intuitively. It seems terrific, but it's true! Think ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, customer-defined, affiliate-based or to be one-to-one? We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl. We understand that if you strategize virtually then you may also harness proactively. Think impactful. What does the standard industry term "functionalities" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? We will enable the term "granular". Without adequate web-readiness, interfaces are forced to become compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. A company that can unleash faithfully will (one day) be able to incubate elegantly. The cyber-compelling accounting factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Without appropriate subscriber communities, paradigms are forced to become 24/7. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Joshua has refactored the conceptualization of magnetic, cross-media holistic, virtual, e-business seamless, integrated content. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained channels and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think backward-compatible. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. The aptitude to architect robustly leads to the capability to transition intra-vertically. If you leverage interactively, you may have to incentivize iteravely. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to envisioneer courageously. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Imagine a combination of Flash and JavaScript. It seems puzzling, but it's 100% true! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Python. Have you ever had to matrix your transparent feature set? Instantly? We have come to know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also implement intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and FOAF. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for dealing with new e-services? A company that can cultivate fiercely will (one day) be able to deliver courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box user communities and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing.