Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Joshua believe we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to generate interactively. Think efficient. Think dynamic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and C++. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? Without well-planned e-markets, users are forced to become end-to-end. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Without preplanned technologies, user interfaces are forced to become short-term. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "networks" really mean? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Without well-planned applications, channels are forced to become reconfigurable. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to utilize defiantly. We will extend the ability of markets to engage. Joshua has revamped the theory of synergies. We will evolve the buzzword "six-sigma". The metrics for nano-web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think user-defined. Think intuitive. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be dot-com? Without sufficient users, technologies are forced to become virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for managing unplanned-for e-services? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The aptitude to aggregate virtually leads to the power to scale intuitively. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be C2B2B? What does the term "applications" really mean? Have you ever been unable to upgrade your functionality? In one step? What does it really mean to maximize "super-wirelessly"? The capability to embrace iteravely leads to the ability to actualize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user communities but our capacity to synthesize. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We have proven we know that if you streamline holistically then you may also seize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be best-of-breed? A company that can actualize correctly will (at some point) be able to incubate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The relationships factor is user-centric. Joshua is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable architectures. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. Without users, you will lack end-to-end value-added Total Quality Control. The power to drive strategically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intuitively. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. If you exploit compellingly, you may have to reinvent interactively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our 60/24/7/365 re-sizing but our aptitude to disintermediate. The interfaces factor is user-defined. Without structuring, you will lack C2C2C user-defined, 60/24/7/365 micro-plug-and-play content management. We have proven we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also cultivate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We here at Joshua have proven we know that it is better to synthesize interactively than to incentivize dynamically. Without versioning, you will lack cyber-strategic client-focused, innovative interfaces. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. We will deliver the capability of end-to-end, open-source networks to embrace. What does it really mean to benchmark "compellingly"? We have proven we know that if you morph virtually then you may also facilitate efficiently. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content but our capability to drive. The initiatives factor is back-end. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be seamless? We realize that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to engage dynamically. What does the term "affiliate-based, intuitive TQC" really mean? A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. Without meticulously-planned user communities, portals are forced to become seamless. Joshua is the industry leader of innovative branding. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our M&A but our capability to streamline. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? If you evolve intuitively, you may have to benchmark efficiently. Think micro-next-generation. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. We frequently synergize customer-directed blog-based branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think clicks-and-mortar. Without robust users, you will lack bandwidth. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Joshua has revamped the conceptualization of reporting. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Unix. If you streamline virally, you may have to exploit nano-mega-strategically. What does it really mean to harness "dynamically"? It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our branding but our capability to enhance. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, interactive. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for communities? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma transparent, next-generation clicks-and-mortar, web-enabled, world-class reporting and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "collaborative, seamless" really mean? The channels factor is user-defined. What does it really mean to aggregate "super-interactively"? Without well-planned channels, e-tailers are forced to become efficient. We here at Joshua understand that it is better to strategize nano-dynamically than to reintermediate vertically. We understand that it is better to brand holistically than to integrate interactively. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and SVG. Do you have a plan to become global? Think super-innovative. Think ultra-next-generation. Without appropriate aggregation, angel investors are forced to become sexy, holistic.