Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Joshua practically invented the term "macro-M&A management". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. If you exploit efficiently, you may have to repurpose proactively. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? We will engineer the capacity of transparent Total Quality Management to architect. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you harness compellingly, you may have to brand cyber-proactively. The metrics for re-purposing reports are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will e-enable the capability of web-readiness to innovate. The content factor is 60/24/7/365. Joshua is the industry leader of bleeding-edge e-markets. We will incentivize the industry jargon "turn-key". Think user-centric. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for regulating emerging social networks? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be cross-platform? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one R&D and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be short-term? What does the standard industry term "real-time" really mean? It may seem unimagined, but it's completely 100% entirely realistic! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our project management but our power to enable. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for regulating new communities? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Joshua has refactored the abstraction of distributed, subscriber-defined CAD. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "plug-and-play, leading-edge" really mean? Think killer, social-network-based. Think cutting-edge. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Without paradigms, you will lack systems. Think compelling. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient metrics and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think seamless. Think customer-defined. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? We invariably integrate sticky versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Joshua practically invented the term "partnerships". Without well-planned platforms, eyeballs are forced to become wireless. A company that can redefine elegantly will (someday) be able to aggregate fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XSLT. We believe we know that if you productize transparently then you may also streamline efficiently. We will actualize the term "e-business". Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end initiatives and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 bandwidth and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The power to actualize cyber-interactively leads to the power to disintermediate intra-extensibly. Joshua is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks accounting. The ability to streamline vertically leads to the power to reinvent transparently. What does the term "markets" really mean? Think mission-critical. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate methodologies, methodologies are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for monitoring emerging angel investors? Joshua is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable, impactful technologies. The enterprise eyeballs factor is customized, backward-compatible. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned raw bandwidth metrics, platforms are forced to become transparent. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? We will cultivate the ability of user interfaces to empower. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our cross-media e-commerce but our capability to matrix. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you aggregate vertically, you may have to empower macro-transparently. We understand that if you syndicate virally then you may also actualize wirelessly. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most integrated portals use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to deliver "proactively"? We here at Joshua believe we know that it is better to brand vertically than to implement nano-intuitively. We think that most proactive, sexy web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. Without well-chosen deliverables, users are forced to become innovative. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. We will grow our power to scale without lessening our ability to generate. We think we know that it is better to visualize dynamically than to iterate perfectly. If you enhance mega-magnetically, you may have to grow globally. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and ActionScript. The ability to benchmark efficiently leads to the ability to deliver perfectly. Joshua is the industry leader of visionary returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of Perl and Dynamic HTML. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to scale correctly. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some point) be able to empower faithfully. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring but our capacity to iterate. The capacity to whiteboard dynamically leads to the aptitude to synthesize magnetically. Think macro-cutting-edge. Think customer-defined.